#4: Stool Samples, Monkey Paws and Slovenly Rock n’ Roll

So I roll into the clinic with my stool sample all shy n’ nervous cos the sample container is transparent n’ this is just ‘nother deep dive into human idiocy. This ain’t no sweet ride livin’ with parasites, a total bum trip, but hey, y’gotta lemonade the situation up a lil. Yer never alone when y’got a six meter tapeworm ridin’ the lower intestine. Friends come n’ go, but System Of A Down got it right: my tapeworm tells me what to do. It’s a flamin’ party down there, runs n’ all, courtesy of a buncha Bill Gates-funded mosquitoes or sumthin’. Now we’re in the business of making opaque containers with the RR logo just cos we’re stupid. Who needs a girl when y’got giardia swimmin’ ‘round the colon? An’ then there’s the monkey paw. Three wishes they reckon. One for each new sponsor of the show. Good ol’ Slovenly Records have hooked us up an’ they got some killer new releases too, n’ now we gotta goddamn tea company on board, Ayusa, right after I rag on tea drinkers on air n’ all. Funny ol’ universe. N’ between the Punk 'n’ Metal n’ Spoof Maggots n’ Sex Faces n’ the shitter shootin’ we got Dead Air magazine all Pink Fairies this n’ MC5 that n’ well, I’ll be darned if they just didn’t throw in a buncha Expando Brain n’ Fonzie too. Keep lurkin’ through that peephole for a whole swag o’ stuff comin’ outta that publication. Welcome aboard friends. Let’s jam.

Tracklist:

SLY AND THE FAMILY Stone Underdog

GINO AND THE GOONS Watch You Shine

PUPPY AND THE HANDJOBS I Eat Abortions

SEX FACES Comfort Man

SPOOF MAGGOTS Kayo Hole

LOST LEGION Looking For A Good Time In The City

FRANKIE AND THE WITCH FINGERS T.V. Baby

PYREX Slugman

CLAMM Bear The Brunt

SEX MASK Birds

CIVIC Trick Pony

CRUELSTER Nuclear World

JUANITA AND JUAN Aftertaste

EINSTURZENDE NEUBAUTEN Feurio

SNAPPED ANLKES Smart World

SOLID SPACE New Statue

DRESDEN BOMBERS Hard Light

FACTUMS Rubber Rising

GEZA X Isotope Soap

SPOTTING Beaut Dads

THE FALL I've Been Duped

GLENDA FAIRBACH Shoot It Up My Shitter

PAUL MCCARTNEY Temporary Secretary

HOLY MOSES Devil's Dancer

POWER TRIP Executioner's Tax (Swing of the Axe)

THIN LIZZY Emerald (Live)

BROKEN TALENT My God Can Beat Up Your God

THE CHATS 6L GTR

UGLY MISS PIGGY Lust Interior

CRIATURAS Aranas En El Corazon

ANDRE WILLIAMS Jailbait

THE COASTERS Down in Mexico

OBLIVIANS Do The Milkshake

BUNKER HILL The Girl Can't Dance

THE SONICS Cinderella

COACHWHIPS That Bitch Is Gonna End Up Dead

COSMIC PSYCHOS Dead Roo

X Police

HAWKWIND You Shouldn't Do That

THE BEACH BOYS I Know There's An Answer