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Teaching your Baby to Count Cards instead of Cocomelon, What to do when your Mom has an AI Therapist, and grounding your kids for eating Cheese

13 Jul 2026

This week on Qualified for Nothing, Hamish thinks you should teach your 11 month old baby how to count cards and gamble instead of sitting them in front of Cocomelon, Kim thinks you should probably stop having parents if they use AI for therapy, and Celaine explains that the best way to punish a ...

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How to Neutralize a Future Serial Killer, Becoming the World's Gayest Straight Man, and Preventing your Daughter from Going to her Dead Friend's Funeral

3 Ogo 2026

In this week's trainwreck, Kim tells us that you should find a way to get rid of your sister-in-law's kid before he inevitably grows up to become a serial killer, Hamish explains that the world's gayest straight man is probably just refusing to come out of the closet, and Celaine attempts to dis ...

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Destroying your family by forgetting your sister, Inviting the entire world to your wedding, and throwing Red Wine at a Toddler

20 Jul 2026

In this week's episode of Qualified for Nothing, despite what they say, Kim and Celaine don't get married (yet), but instead Celaine talks about the dangers of not inviting someone you've never met to the wedding you didn't even want, Kim tells us that the worst way to get people to buy you gift ...

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A Guide on How to NOT Mother your Son from three people who do not have kids

27 Jul 2026

In today's episode of Qualified for Nothing, three childless friends rant and rave and, despite their tangents, tell you, dear audience member, that the worst way to mother a child is to get inappropriately close with your son. Which you probably didn't need our help to work out.Follow @Celaine ...

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