Personal Oasis ft. Mark

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You bring me major. You know
if the time is fried and a BONNIFACINFI
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I just want to let you know
I'm feeling good tonight. I want to
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take my hand and promise you you'll
be cool because I know you like the
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way that I'm moved. Oh boy, you bring me joy. Some try
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to play, but they can't try
me. Oh why you gotta going on?
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You make me happy, so very
happy. I don't know what I
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would do do without you in my
life. I don't know if I could
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live without you. You bring me
joy. Woo ha ha how how how
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ha ha ha a whoa ho how
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ha whoa ha ooh ha hel wo
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha whoa ha ha ha
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ha ha ha hat Everybody, Welcome
back to the blackest Show about Nothing.
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It is Jaden x D. We
two are in our boiling era. Did
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you see that? Um? Okay? No, but I was going to
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say that the World Health Organization or
the UN declared that we are in our
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global We're no longer global warming,
We're in our global boiling era attentional global
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boiling hot hot hot. Okay,
So what did I play? It was
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the question like, it's too late, it's too late to apologize. Too
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late. Oh no, I know, I refuse. Why do we have
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to pay for the say, why
do we have to atone for what rich
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white men have done? Why as
we do a show at least think releasing
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all sorts of carbon emissions. Well, it's because we're part of the problem.
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But I recycled. Yes, Barbie, everything is to save You did
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your part. Everything is safe.
Why do I I don't want to die.
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I don't want to die. I
had. I had a very Barbie
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moment the other day. It was
very much like do you ever feel like
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dying naked all the time? Now? It was just like, do you
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ever feel like this crippling emotion that
nothing's ever going to get better? Oh?
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No, that's that's been happening.
It's been like it's happening. It's
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everywhere right now because of our impending
dome nigga, because the penguins are jumping
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out the ice and ice is melting. Nigga and and Alaska don't exist no
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more, and an Arctica is the
Pacific Ocean. I don't know, I
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just needed necessary. Oh we have
one. Oh remember remember Alma, our
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friend who from out from Mexico City
who gave this info. She is also
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a scientist. So please email us
directly and tell us when we can get
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on, because we have a whole
bunch of questions. We will have a
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whole bunch of people email us questions
so we could debunk a bunch of stuff
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of scientists. Are you like especially
like right like especially don't be like was
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like a pathologist, like do germs
and stuff? Because I have three episodes
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of questions and discussions of what I
need to discuss can't come because honestly,
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Catagian was enough. I don't need
nobody else confirming nothing. I'm already not
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well and so I don't need nobody
else coming and confirming nothing extra for me,
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especially because the Earth is brain global
boiling. Like that is so weird
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to say, no, that's I
was like shout out to mistress. There's
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no impact whatsoever, Like there's no
way for it, um nothing well the
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way this white lady um said on
MSNBC um at one of those made up
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nonprofits that rich people work at that
say they do stuff or change but nothing
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everesticizes. Yes. Yeah, so
she was on there saying, how like
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it's already even if we were to
like reverse like stop everything thing and we
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went straight amish like today, it
would still take like twenty to thirty years
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to like have some sort of reaction
to you know, of the action.
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Because we remember when they were talking
when when um the demic happened and um,
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yes, it's like, oh so
glad these niggas like usually I'll be
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at the club now you outside we
all side. Yeah, um, similar
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situation, right, Like it was
cool for the two weeks when we abided
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by lockdown procedures and stuff, and
but you know the problem when we all
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went back. Yeah, and when
we went back, we went't even harder
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than we were going before to boost
production and shit like that. So like
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it we can reduce, but it's
never gonna get It's something that we have
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to adjust in this new normal.
So yeah, it's gonna get hot.
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And just think about it. This
summer that you're experiencing now won't be the
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hottest summer you'll ever experience. This
is not the hottest summer if I've experienced.
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This is the worst day of my
life, the worst day of your
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life so far, meaning like it's
gonna get better. I mean it's gonna
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get worse. Yeah, I know. Yeah, Earth is dying, bro.
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No, Earth's not dying. Earth
is purging, That's true. Earth's
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okay, and it's and it's so
interesting how like hundreds of millions of years,
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you know, like there's dinosaurs and
a whole bunch of other monsters and
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ship roamed the planet. I sed
out whatever Earth still standing strong, you
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know, live strong. Yeah,
but in the last two hundred years humans
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have take to the ship, which
is why I'm like, why do we
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have to atone we I don't know, we didn't ask for none of the
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ship that they came up with.
It's so crazy, it's so fucking well.
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But again, how long did she
give us, not that we're at
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the Earth's boiling world? Pin what
she didn't She didn't give a number of
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like how like a prognosis of how
long human life has to live? But
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just know that it's just gonna keep
getting hotter. You know again, people
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who work at nonprofits who don't really
do anything or mean anything. They give
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you like vague, really vague like
things of talking points because her thing,
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because it pissed me off. Because
it pissed me off. Right, so
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we're watching because you know, we
watch. We have daily we have morning
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conversations. People you know, sit
in front of the newspaperage and coffee and
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watch the news. We smoke.
We didn't watch the news because it's the
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only way to digest it, because
it's a horrible, horrible, horrible program.
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Right. So, um, because
the first we started talking about is
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Patty Manne's a lesbian, And that
spawned a whole conversation. Yeah, you
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had to think about it. No, y'all smoking the dankest of shit early
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in the morning. And then second
of all, why what made her get
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what gave you lesbian for Patty minutes? Well, no, I don't,
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so I said she wasn't. I
just said she wasn't into dug, which
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mood I wouldn't be in that courtiers
nigga anyway. But um, but Chris's
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argument was that like, oh,
she wasn't really into dug, but she
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wasn't really into niggas like that.
I was like, yeah, if sexual,
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but then but remember when she cut
but then she cut her hair right,
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and she had she had the the
the Caesar situation finger wave when remember
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she cut, she cut her hair, and she didn't have the bob anymore
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her hair at a certain point.
That's very true. So I don't know,
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I just I just didn't think she
was a lesbian. I just what
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if she's I just didn't think what
if she's that too, what if they're
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not binary? Or what if she
just didn't like Doug like this because Doug,
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Yeah, well what if she's just
knocked that into m People don't like
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that, that very simple truth.
No, No, they don't. People
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don't like the fact that they're People
can't digestifact that somebody doesn't like them,
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or they're undesirable to somebody else,
or just doesn't like them in general.
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Like even as a man like Jan, Jan cried every episode that RuPaul and
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the whole Judge Bentel didn't like us
of who she was, And all I
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could think to myself was, well, why don't you just go find some
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people who do like See, that's
a slipper that's a slipperiestself. That's how
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much you end up with a white
man or a white woman. Yeah,
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that's the that's the excuse. Um, full disclosure. I have been better.
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Yeah, um, I have been
going through some things. But physically
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I had surgery. I had surgery. Um, I'm on the mind.
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It says surgery on the thing.
Yes, I could show you the thing.
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It's fine. And it was a
it was a room. It was
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an operating room that I was in. Damn. Yeah, yeah it was.
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I didn't even tell you the full
story, but yes, it was
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yeah, yeah, but I um
but yeahs surgery and it was wild and
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I um but yeah, I'm I'm
recovering. Thank you, thank you.
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Um. You know, I'm the
one thing. You know. It's been
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just full disclosure. It's been a
little emotional. It's been a year since
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my grandfather, my grandmother passed away, and so you know, it's been,
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uh been some time of reflection and
things like that. I else,
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um myum, my father's side of
the family had a family reunion over the
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weekend. So right now, my
cousin called me and was like, well,
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first of all, my aunt hit
me and was like, um,
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months ago, and it was like, let me. She did a group
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text between me and my mother,
which this, don't ever do that because
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you think if you want me to
go, if you think I'm good for
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canceling and flaking, let me introduce
you to Christie. She will be like,
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m I don't see it. And
so yeah, she was like and
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she had the foresight, mind you, my mom, And this is like
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about April. We got the text
message and my mother was like, well,
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well, you know, I think
I'm going to work back then.
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So there was no plans. But
at that point we was talking about applying
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to do Social Security so she could
be retired and all that good stuff.
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She'd be knowing because she went back
to work the other day a couple of
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weeks ago. So I was like, damn, so now I can't use
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Herse's like, so I just didn't
respond. So my cousin, my cousin
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m went she called me and she
she tried to ask me to go,
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and I was like, girl,
I you know, we'll see. I
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don't know, I'll check the plane
ticket blah blah blah blah blah, but
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I just kind of forgot, you
know. Um, But they sent me
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pictures and and apparently there's pictures,
and there was pictures of me out there,
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and so my cousin sent me the
pictures and so I'm looking at them
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and I'm like, they there's two
things I could deduce from this, and
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I chose violence. And so I
said, you know, the one school
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of look at. The school of
thought was well, they don't have flattering
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pictures of me because I don't go
there or Fred Knights with them like that,
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you know, like I, that's
that's just not my kin blood.
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Yes, but yeah, exactly.
And then I thought, this is punishment
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for me not fucking with the family
like that. So I don't know if
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I've ever told you, but I
have made it a point to scrub all
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pictures of myself from the Internet from
when I had braces and before I had
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really I had more fucked up teeth
than I do now. I like teeth
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coming out my eyelids. It was
crazy and so and so I like my
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teeth, you shit throw up gang
signs like it was full Piru in the
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front. Oh, and you were
like, did you have teeth? My
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cousin, My cousin, she was
talking about somebody. My cousin b y'all
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gonna say. One day, she
was like, who you're talking about?
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That girl who got all the teeth
in her head? Yeah I had.
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I had eighteeth removed before I got
braces, damn. And so I'm looking
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at these pictures. I had a
fucked up hair, like flat top and
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everything, and I almost like,
I mean, oh, this is a
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No, it's not because you know
I went through my mother's house and took
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down all the awkward photos of myself
revisions. Oh yeah, I didn't when
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I turned nineteen. I didn't when
I turned through. I did over twenty
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five, and I did it last
year when I was home. So they're
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not gonna get fred. You can't
do that when that was an era of
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your life. That no, when
every they don't get no. No,
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I am in control of my own
destiny. I ordered my step and I
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that's that's awful. And you know
why because I don't like that Because when
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I when I become famous for real
for a one day, somebody's gonna be
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like, oh that's my cousin.
It act like they know me and show
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a horrible ass picture. And now
I'm gonna have to sue a family member
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that I don't want to that.
I probably don't even know because they used
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some outlaw mud show picture of me
when I had braces for you know,
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getting proper consent. Yeah, but
you don't want to have to do that
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to black people, you know.
Yes, everybody got a praise. I've
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also thought the deal Hugly Drag Mother
Extraordinary is not dead, you know what's
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funny? And I blame you,
honestly, because no one brings up DL
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hugly. But for the last week, nothing but like the Huge Least clips
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have showed up on YouTube like no
one and it's not even a show that
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we brought up. And it's interesting
because you brought it up last week and
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then I watched on The Parkers he
came on on an episode and then nothing
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but DL Hugely. And because I
forgot that John Hinton and Elisee Neil was
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both on that show. Umhl was
on that show. I forgot John Hinton.
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Not to be confused with Kimberly Elise
who we lost during the podlem No,
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she died, yeah the great boy. Wait, that's what my whole
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point of telling you. That story
was about the woman in the nonprofit.
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So her thing was her platform or
this organization's platform is because they want to
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start naming heat waves because she said
heat waves, yes, because she said
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heat waves need PR just like hurricanes, because people can go back to them
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and refer to like like Katrina,
right like people like, oh, this
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is what I did in Katrina but
burned us. Yeah, exactly, which
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I think this is so dumb because
we've had blizzards all up the fucking wazoo
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and we don't name them in the
blizzards and they yeah, Karen Um,
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Helen Roberta, Susan Yes, um, Eileen, Yeah, they love a
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leans in a lea um. But
AnyWho, how is your week? A
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great took Noah to seep Ke and
I digested it on the pre show of
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Getting Grown, just all of the
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So that was incredible. Um,
I've got all kinds of footage in
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this phone. Uh yeah, and
Mama had a time. And then I
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will go and actually attend the concert
in Vegas where I will get to enjoy
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it, you know, hands free. I was. I was cracking up
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because she was very Janna Jackson,
who are they smoking up in here?
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Like she was like I was smoking
I was like, I don't know somebody
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but my GiB it let the people
be so No. It was great.
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She had a she got her entire
life. I'm so glad that was her
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first show. I wasn't about to
be no K pop show because I was
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That's what she thought. Her first
concert was hid. I mean, I'm
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gonna take her to the K pop
like sound We're candy. I don't like
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black pink is the tea. I
but my irritation is y'all stole everything from
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black people, and I don't like
that. I don't like that. Here's
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my thing, here's my thing.
I have fully accepted that folks can't help
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but to steal from us. No, no, no, I've like I've
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like I've learned. No, I
hate the ship, but I've realized that
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we're the standard and all things cool. Right Like there was like there was
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a um there was a clip of
somebody tweeted about how like even blacks black
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people can participate in like anti blackness
or a black causplay. It was like,
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how like these bride ish not British. Um they were British or from
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Parisian rappers, and Parisian rap is
the worst thing, the worst thing since
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Diary in a white dress. I
want you should look up. You should
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look up all in my grill um, the French rap version French it is
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rap, Missy Elliott, all of
my girl, the French rap it is
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so oh and other news I got
new glasses. Aren't think facts. Oh
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yes, it's giving grumpa. I
like it. Yes, yes, tom
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Ford, Grandpapa. Yeah, what
what you'll get to it when he start
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scrapping. We should a little bit
good visits. It's worse than Christian rap.
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I don't know nothing. Nothing is
worse to me than drill Jesus Like,
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I don't like that at all.
They're like, as long as the
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young people getting thirty for the Lord, I'm like, no, get the
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fuck out of here. We're not
about to be and with stained glass windows
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talking about I think Christian rap tops
all. I would rather listen to every
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other version of rap other than Christian
rap I don't know, followed by Christian
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and rock like, oh my god, Christian Christian I don't know. Christian
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rock makes more sense to me because
of the fact that, like, you
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know, yeah, Christians love guitar, but it's just insufferable. Yeah,
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But it's just like Christian rap is
just so much like there's only so much
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you can like when you think about
gospel music, right, there's only like
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three or four type of types of
gospel songs. And then they just remix
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the lyrics. It's Jesus loves me, I've been heard, I've been broken.
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Okay, yeah, okay, write
that down, put it on your
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posting Mary Jane Gospels. The rhythm, it's got like four to five rhythms,
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and then they never would have made
it riddim. Yeah, total praise
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rhythm with with like a couple of
different subjects. You know. One is
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about you know, getting over the
hump or making it over the mountain.
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The other one, storm is you're
struggling but you know it's okay. Uh.
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The other one is who jump jump
jump jump, you know, jump
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jump jump to it. And then
um, you know, I'm sure there's
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a couple other kinds in there,
but they all have the sign or Jesus,
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which is the most disturbing. Yes, because the lady Jesus, I
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don't know that is that is so
weird to me. Shirley Murdoch, Yeah,
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the none of our the saddest,
saddest none of r and b um.
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Yeah, let's pay some bills.
So thank you for listening, each
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and each and every week. Tell
a friend, Tell a friend, Tell
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a friend. Um, just don't
keep us a secret, you know,
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like Richard Lawson and his likes.
You know, just let everybody hold and
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pause because I've not we've not talked
about this anywhere. And I just like
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I y'all act like he was watching
like shit porn and I'm not, like,
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you know, I don't know if
mis Tina liked that shit, like
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she might have been into it or
whatever the cases. You don't know why.
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I don't know why the fucking niggas
got divorced. Like I don't fucking
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know that nigga's old, but he
was supposed to be like he was like
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eighties. Fine, you know,
it's just throwing pussy at him left him,
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right, So just because he old, don't mean people not throwing pussy.
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I'm not justifying whatever the fuck.
I'm just saying I saw a lot
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of commentary around that scrolling porn video, and I just didn't invite it to
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be that disturbing, like it was
poor It was just poorne I don't know,
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like I don't lipstick Alley Jay,
would you like to know? But
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Ernestine, while you type about a
blue hippo computer bitch or your compact,
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it was it was poored like it
was just fucking. It wasn't a lot
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of fucking Was it a lot of
poor to like ol Twitter a fucking especially
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when there are um there's websites and
community actual places designated for this type of
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activity. So I'm you know,
that's all I'm saying. It was a
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lot of poor for Twitter, But
it wasn't. It wasn't anything like too
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wild to me. It wasn't like
he liked poor in DVD named Burrito's not.
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It wasn't like it wasn't like yeah
dang Bang Glorio twenty seven what like,
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Yeah, it wasn't anything anything out
of the norm for people who engage
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in that type of entertainment personally.
No, it was, Yeah, it
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was I And as a game man, I've seen way worse, you know
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what I mean. So I think
people are just we're taken back by the
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fact that it was somebody in connection
to Beyonce, not even Tina Knowles,
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but they just look at her like
said daddy dirty. But like yeah,
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so now the thoughts about him potentially
having stolen money, which I don't even
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know if that's true or not.
The internet says a lot of things he
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did. That is the fuck wild
because you've been working entirely too long for
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you to have to steal from anybody, And that lets you know why they
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need to go on strike because the
economy is fucking bad. Steal his wife,
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and then you got to pay the
lawyers bills. But the money you
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stole, yeah, your little negative
eighteen cent residual check. See No.
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And then he lost in the it
because he deleted his Twitter account. He
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didn't even get to keep all that
poorty saved. No, no lose loss
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it. I don't know what you
to do it, but you fucked it
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out. Everybody loses. Yes,
Um, Yes, back to the bills.
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UM again, Tell a friend,
Tell a friend also, UM.
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in there. So yes, so
let's take a break. We'll be back
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with special guests, Mark Nique Worldwide, and we'll be back after these messages,
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Hitter Claude, after these messages,
will be right back. Tell me,
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tell me what it was like to
be in heaven. It was this
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experience that was different than here.
The senses were different. I mean,
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the beauty was incredibly intense. There's
no other earthly experience that is equivalent.
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A lot of people talk about when
they go into the spirit. We're all
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they talk about a tunnel of wine, and we're black. Today. We
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have fan favorite rs and yours.
Mark nick Worldwide is in the building.
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Niggas. What's some niggas? Come
on over to Jef. Wait, do
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you watch wrestling too? No,
I'm not a wrestling doll. I wish
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I was. I missed out a
lot wrestling. I don't know nothing about
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that. But XD makes nine hundred
thousand wrestling references. So I love the
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black girl Bianca. What's her name? Bill? Uncle Bella. She's fabulous,
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beautiful. Okay, yeah, I
don't know. She was a she
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um she won. Uh she was
raw Woman's Champion for almost a year and
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change and all that jazz. But
AnyWho, we brought Mark here because we
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wanted to. Last week we were
super negative, which you know brand.
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But this week we wanted to do
something different because it's been a lot of
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just bad shit on the internet this
week, with people dying and murdering people
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for differences or just being just being
hateful and shit. We decided to bring
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a little joy to our lives and
talk about the things that we like,
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our personal and yes not personal heaven, but personal oasis. Yeah. Joy.
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So let's begin our show with our
amazing Marknique, because let me tell
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you, Markisha is one of the
funniest people known to fucking men. And
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I know you had some opinions.
What's that noise? People? So there
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are people no, no, no, I'm at home, but I live
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with other people. I think,
yes, fair yeah, which is perpetually
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loud because you all were here bangs
in the background of my home. Ye,
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Mark Nique and your personal oasis,
because I know that you were privy
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to the information from last week.
I want to start off with foods,
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because you had some strong opinions about
foods. What five foods do you have
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in your personal oasis? It's like
ask me, ask me which which which?
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Which one of my bitches is my
favorite? Can't you? I mean
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we have to go with flavor profiles. Do we have to go with sweet
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savory? I mean within those profiles, there's you know, it doesn't have
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to be your top five ever,
because this is not a top five episode,
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but it can just be five that
you know you would be able to
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enjoy eternally in your own sanctuary.
Oh god, yeah, I'll give you
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five general things. I really love
pasta. I love pasta, not a
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pena. Girl like an angel hair
pasta. I love a cava toppi um,
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I like a soup. One time, I love gravies, I love
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green uh, one time I love
a sauce. And one time you had
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extra stuff. I don't know if
you remember this. We just started to
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saying souce to each other because I
like I like, I like sauce and
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chicken. I like sauce, rice. I just love sauce. It's too
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much much. They let me know
before I sim I had too much soft
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so I would say pasta sauce.
I love soup. I will sit in
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hot I will sit outside in eighty
degree weather, and I will eat a
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lobster bisk Yes, I will.
Yeah, because because I'm sit stick,
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I don't let myself and soup is
delicious. So guess what I'm making today?
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What is it? Corn soup?
And I love corn soup. Chicken
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fresh sweet corn from the farmer's market. I can. I was gonna make
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a vegetarian one and just pop it
in the freezer so that you know we
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could have it with whatever whatever,
right, you know, some potatoes.
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I got some potatoes called Abundance potatoes
from the Farmer's Market and some sweet corn
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and nigga, I'm about to make
a delicious corn soup yo with some purple
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basil and some Scotch bonnet. Oh
that's when you know the Scotch barn it
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takes you home. Yeah. Yeah, So we had soup. We had
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I love I love salad. I
love salad. I'm a big salad person.
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I know last week everybody people didn't
like tomatoes. I know that on
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this but I have to say,
if you put tomatoes in a salad with
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hummus and maybe a host of other
things. I'm gonna devour that. So
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let's four. I don't know what
those. Let's throw bacon in there.
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You could put bacon on anything.
For me. You could put bacon on
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You could put bacon on my finger
and I would eat my finger, so
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you know. So, yeah,
I guess that's the five general things that
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I love. Well, okay,
let's take it a step further. Give
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me five sauces you would have in
your personal ways. Yeah, yeah,
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shit. I like an Alfredo sauce. Niggas don't like it afraid of because
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they think it's like I like Alfredo, But they gotta know they like Alfredo.
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They actually love Alfredo to fucking much. It cut you a bit,
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you M, I like a butter
sauce. I like hot sauce and that,
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and that's a whole other conversation because
you could talk about pepper sauce.
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You can talk about now you're talking
about an Indian butter sauce. Are you
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talking about? Like? I just
like butter Cajian garlic butter. I'm a
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I'm a girl that but I like
to take a whole head of garlic,
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put it in the oven and let
her, you know, get sauce.
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You can mix her with some butter
and mash that up. You can do
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anything with that, you know what
I'm saying. Yes, you could.
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You could grease bread, you could, you can. You could grease your
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scout with that. Maybe not,
but you know, bread, pasta,
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anything probably wouldn't. So the best
you can make you can make a garlic
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comfy. M I don't know what
that means. Uh, it's clothes cooked
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in the oil. Yeah, okay, that or fat excuse me? Yeah,
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yeah, good job. Okay,
Yeah, I know I'd be trying.
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I'll be trying every trying. You
know. You know We're gonna pass
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it to x D five Foods and
your personal oasis. Go oh um number
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one. UM coffee, but specifically
iced coffee, specifically Nitro cold brew.
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Um there exactly from stock. I
just started getting that brand and I'm in
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love. I Um, she's very
bold, full of flavor, yes,
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um, you know, yes,
very smooth. Honestly, I feel like
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I I yeah, I will say
that she is very very strong. Oh
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I drink double espresso in that morning. Yeah. But I'm just saying just
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in general I'm like, oh,
this is strung, not strong more.
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You know, I candle it,
but work I can't. People always talk
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about like limiting. You know,
I should have put the show in last
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episode, but you know on Instagram
and they keep hawking this mud water shit
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with like you don't get that motherfucking
mushroomshroom water out of here? No,
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yeah, no, no coffee.
They want us to drink hot water and
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00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:25.360
mushroom smart Who who wants you to
do that? You to do that?
406
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:35.480
Is this someone who said that?
No? No, in the room generation
407
00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:39.800
generation zenith, it is trying to
take coffee away from us and replace it
408
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:49.119
never with mushrooms and cacao. Never
never never, absolutely And apparently Kenya is
409
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:53.119
like the number one, um like
grower of coffee and if we were to
410
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:58.559
take coffee away, like we would
be like attacking Africans and we can't do
411
00:39:58.599 --> 00:40:02.039
that. No, absolutely, not
that anti today exactly. No, I
412
00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:13.960
don't know. Um the next the
next one is very very controversial, and
413
00:40:14.239 --> 00:40:25.960
I don't it's cheese. Now specifically, I'm still failing to see the problem.
414
00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:35.920
Oh oh we'll get there, we'll
get there. Um it is a
415
00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:44.599
very specific cheese. Um. I
realized as I've gotten older that I macaroni
416
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:47.119
and cheese is not for me.
I know that is hard to say as
417
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:52.199
a black person, but you know
I had another first black person that said
418
00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:59.880
to me though, right, So
I have realized that there are through that
419
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:05.880
there are better cheeses available out there
for us the people, And so Grier
420
00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:12.360
cheese is where I want to reside
at in my personal wastes, Like I
421
00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:16.599
want Grier all the time. It's
nutty, it's flavorful, um, it's
422
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:22.920
expensive, um, but she's fabulous. And the reason why I say is
423
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:25.760
controversial because most people would just be
like, I can't live without, you
424
00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:30.360
know, American cheese or like cheddar
cheese, and it's like, you know,
425
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:32.679
there's more out there. Will listen, you know that I have.
426
00:41:32.960 --> 00:41:38.119
I have some bougie ways about myself, but I am not above American cheese
427
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:44.239
on a on a good smashed grittled
burger, Like I'm not above that.
428
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:49.920
And that's where and I am.
I don't believe in American cheese. I
429
00:41:49.920 --> 00:41:54.960
feel like American. First of all, American cheese is not cheese. And
430
00:41:55.079 --> 00:42:10.840
that's fine. It's like, yeah, and cheese a fair as nigga that's
431
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:17.000
true. But fine cheese is that
one number number three, Um that must
432
00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:22.199
be in my personal wastes, must
must be. And I know it's very
433
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:28.719
contradictory from what I said last week
about how I don't like fruits that cosplay
434
00:42:28.719 --> 00:42:35.320
as other fruits. However, pears
are a staple in my household. I'm
435
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:38.480
not actually fully surprised by that.
You know, they give me fruit to
436
00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:42.480
eat. You know, I forgot
what fruit had you know, tasted like
437
00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:46.199
I eat pears now and shit like
that, shout out the whole a pair.
438
00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:52.440
Well, yeah, because see there's
there's fruits that you know, cosplay
439
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:57.239
other ones, and then there's homosexual
fruits. And I feel like pears are
440
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:01.639
more homosexual than they are caused.
So they apple like they're yeah, they're
441
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:10.639
like pears are just like you know, apples that are just focusing on Yeah,
442
00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:16.239
I actually see that actually, and
in many forms there's bosque pears and
443
00:43:17.079 --> 00:43:27.440
ye like yeah, you app there
like yeah, they like a certain par
444
00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:30.719
that tastes like like candy or something
like that. I know there's a cotton
445
00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:37.039
candy grape. There's a cotton candy
grapes. Yeah, which I'm gonna be
446
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.239
honest, with you are not that
grape. I know. I don't prefer
447
00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:44.000
them at all. They're not.
And and while I don't mind grapes,
448
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:49.719
I don't have to have them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not
449
00:43:50.440 --> 00:43:54.360
yeah grapes, but I'll eat them. They're there. But I like,
450
00:43:54.480 --> 00:44:00.239
don't I realize I don't have to
have grapes. They're not my to Um
451
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:06.519
when I go to the grocery store. Um, which leaves me, Oh,
452
00:44:06.599 --> 00:44:09.000
I have two more right, my
next, my second to last one
453
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:13.039
is round table pizza. Um.
I know I just talk about cheese,
454
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:16.079
but round table pizza is one of
the greatest pizzas of all time. Um,
455
00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:21.800
you know, ask around. And
number one, UM that I cannot
456
00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:25.760
live without it has to be in
my personal oasis is watermelon. And you
457
00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:29.880
know people always talk about like,
oh, I don't like a niggamelon.
458
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:34.559
Watermelon has done so much for us
as a people. Yeah it has.
459
00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:38.079
You know, it carried us over, it carried us through, Yeah it
460
00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:42.199
did. And how who are we
to first take it? You know?
461
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:49.840
Watermelons when it's sweet, when it's
refreshing, savory, it's good sweet,
462
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:52.559
it's a good plane, it's good
in a box, it's good with a
463
00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:57.119
file. There are people in this
world, Sam I am that want to
464
00:44:57.400 --> 00:45:01.039
boil watermelon, and that once you
grill watermelon. And so those people,
465
00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:06.480
I want to say, the FBI
is coming for you. We are coming.
466
00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:10.280
They probably are swat is on the
way to your home. How dare
467
00:45:10.280 --> 00:45:14.559
you boil a watermelon? I saw
somebody on Instagram boil a watermelon? I
468
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:17.400
like, what is this? Why? What it was? It's water?
469
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:23.880
It was just it looked like flesh. It looked like flesh. So so
470
00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:30.679
I was grilling on Mary's roof the
other week and we you know, I've
471
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.880
been buying watermelon from the same man
and best guy for years and years.
472
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:40.559
He has watermelon man the corner.
Yes, he is the best watermelon man.
473
00:45:40.719 --> 00:45:45.039
His watermelons have seeds in them.
He has your regular run of the
474
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:52.760
mill reddish, pinkish watermelon as well
as an orange yellow watermelon. Like he's
475
00:45:52.840 --> 00:45:57.440
just fabulous. He's fabulous. So
um, I agree with you. There.
476
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:01.039
So we are grilling on the roof
and Mary slicing up the watermelon for
477
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:07.760
us to enjoy a refreshing treat.
And she slices three slices and she says,
478
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:14.519
hey, can you just just grill
these. I just want to see
479
00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:20.519
what they do, Okay, So
I said, okay, So I grilled
480
00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:24.719
the three slices of watermelon and I
ate one of them, and the minute
481
00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:29.719
I've bitten into it, I said, I don't ever have to have this
482
00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:37.760
again in my life, which is
so funny, because grilled pineapples and grilled
483
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:42.920
peaches are very delicious. Yeah.
Yeah, Grilled watermelon is not because it's
484
00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:47.039
water and it gives it a weird
consistency and it takes away from the bright,
485
00:46:47.400 --> 00:46:52.280
refreshing being that it is. And
watermelon is cozy and its skin.
486
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:55.440
It's comfortable with who it is and
it doesn't need to be anybody else.
487
00:46:55.920 --> 00:47:01.119
She doesn't want to be hot girl. She's not a hot girl. She's
488
00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:05.599
like, that's just not me.
It's just not me. And I accept
489
00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:07.760
her for who she is. Honestly, I prefer that way. Do y'all
490
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:14.639
do like the watermelon with cheese and
mint salad type stuff? From time to
491
00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:20.000
time, I will do a little
feta watermelon salad. Okay. So they
492
00:47:20.039 --> 00:47:22.960
had it in the cafeteria at work
the other than. You know, I
493
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:27.679
do own that, and I didn't, and I said I don't. I
494
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:30.760
don't think. I don't think I'm
gonna do that because I feel like I
495
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:35.320
don't know it, just didn't trust
it. No, there was that root
496
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:38.239
and bone and low in the Lower
east Side. Don't if if they're still
497
00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:45.159
open. But they have a nice
watermelon feta salad which I think it's delicious.
498
00:47:45.280 --> 00:47:52.199
Watermelon feta and a little olive oil
on it. I also we eat
499
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:57.360
the salad in the summertime. Mary
started making it. Then I started making
500
00:47:57.360 --> 00:48:00.559
it at home, and sometimes I'll
remix it and put peaches, but it's
501
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:07.480
uh, it's sunflower shoots as the
greens, and then diced watermelon, some
502
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:14.039
feta, some roasted pumpkin seeds,
pepizzas um, a little red onion.
503
00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:16.599
You can put a little diced avocado
in it if you want to, and
504
00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:21.880
a little olive oil, red wine, vinegar, salt and pepper. Fabulous,
505
00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:25.119
refreshing, delicious salad. Let me
tell you, the older I get,
506
00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:36.000
the more I can appreciate, like
a summertime salad, something that's fresh
507
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:38.639
that you never heard of. A
goddamn sunflower I learned doing. Yeah,
508
00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:44.280
I never heard of that. Instagram
you can like grill the sunflower part of
509
00:48:44.280 --> 00:48:46.599
the sunflower. It's like I saw
people eating it. It was weird,
510
00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:51.639
but like a porter bell, like
like a mushroom, and I was like,
511
00:48:51.679 --> 00:48:54.159
okay, it's different. But I
was like, okay, I grilled
512
00:48:54.199 --> 00:49:00.360
mushrooms to put on grilled steak.
I don't just grill mushrooms to have them
513
00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:09.079
as their own entity. It is
an accompaniment to something else. I don't
514
00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:13.920
know just what, all right,
So okay, do you have one more
515
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:16.599
exd or was watermelon the last one? No? Watermelon is my last one.
516
00:49:16.679 --> 00:49:22.800
Yeah, okay, my turn.
I'm gonna go ahead and still watermelon
517
00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:28.960
from you as well, because I
enjoy it in so many ways by itself,
518
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:34.159
in the salad blended as a juice, Like I just love watermelon,
519
00:49:34.199 --> 00:49:37.760
so that would definitely be in my
personal oasis. Um. I'm also going
520
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:47.559
to say a delicious Greek platter which
will include a Greek salad. Hummus.
521
00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:52.760
Sorry, doctor John Paul. I
tried to relate in a sense and understand
522
00:49:52.960 --> 00:50:01.920
about textures. Love fucking hummus tomatoes. I was like, no, but
523
00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:10.960
m tomatoes, baby, some tomatoes, like I love the motherfucking spy.
524
00:50:12.239 --> 00:50:15.280
Then we're back to them. We're
back to what we're talking about the beginning.
525
00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:29.199
Sauce, I love I mean Italian
grape, Yes, I love an
526
00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:37.760
I love. Come on, speaking
of which, so on my on my,
527
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:42.519
on my Greek mesa platter it will
be. It's not mess at all.
528
00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:45.480
Actually it's going to be some chicken
kebabs. I want them charred grilled.
529
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:52.559
They must be cooked on charcoals or
on a charred grill. Um Greek
530
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:58.360
salad, hummus, taziki, a
little bit of spicy fetta, and you
531
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:00.239
can go ahead and throw some of
them. Lemon potatoes on there as well.
532
00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:06.599
That is lemon potatoes. Ye,
yes, yes, yes, yes,
533
00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:10.519
lemon potatoes is where it's yes it
is. Then the third on my
534
00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:20.559
list would probably be a perfectly cooked
ribbi accompanied by a loaded baked potato,
535
00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:30.400
because niggas love a perfectly cooked ribbi
and at Bery Louis sauce I loaded mashed
536
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:35.559
potatoes, Louis pocket store make muff
and loaded on me baked potat money plato,
537
00:51:35.719 --> 00:51:38.639
chicken, lego, beaches, highlight
hopposite, I got killers in and
538
00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:45.639
feel a lord to pick off your
tomato berbery. Niggas. Niggas love a
539
00:51:45.719 --> 00:51:50.039
loaded baked potatoes, and yes it
does include sour cream. Oh I know,
540
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:53.360
I know which they try to get
me at fucking out back. It
541
00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:57.679
was like, g you want loaded
mashed potatoes. I was like, yes,
542
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:01.679
helped a sour cream, like that's
what makes a load, And I
543
00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:07.440
said absolutely. Now little do you
know that I've put sour cream in things
544
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:10.559
that you've eaten and you had no
clues even in there. I think the
545
00:52:10.639 --> 00:52:15.079
difference does It's not the he doesn't
know, it's see, I don't mind.
546
00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:20.239
I don't mind it in stuff right, Like I know people put it
547
00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:22.880
in mashed potatoes and stuff. Even
I've put it in mashed potatoes to like
548
00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:31.480
just to try cream pound cake.
I'm black, Yes, exactly. Well
549
00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:39.519
sometimes I don't know that's valid.
Um, I'll let you, but no,
550
00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:45.960
I've had it before and quite delicious. It's just the basic And like
551
00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:49.880
I told the story last week,
Mark was there when I cried when we
552
00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:53.480
were at Tattiata Genese's house and they
had tacos and they gave me the sour
553
00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:04.320
Did you see your friends have a
mental breakdown over like when you see the
554
00:53:06.039 --> 00:53:12.719
veil of sanity, just break I
feel like as Earth signs though all three
555
00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:24.760
of us that we can understand I
can't do badass nigga. I was with
556
00:53:24.760 --> 00:53:31.960
my tac all right, it was
not good. But but but Mark,
557
00:53:32.079 --> 00:53:37.559
you are a virgo and so you
understand wanting things a very specific way and
558
00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:42.199
when it is not that way.
Now granted, yes, am I gonna
559
00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:45.599
make fun of this nigga forever?
Yeah, because I don't think that sour
560
00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:46.880
cream is a valid hate. But
you know whatever, I'm gonna let you
561
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:52.119
roll know. If something is out
of place, the world will end the
562
00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:54.920
world. Because I had a Windy's
chicken sandwich one time and I said no
563
00:53:55.000 --> 00:54:00.840
mayonnaise, and these niggas globed mayonnaise
on that sucking sandwich and I wanted to
564
00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:06.679
throw it at the drive through window
because because you know what it feels like.
565
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:10.440
It feels like, oh, this
is person. It's a personal like,
566
00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:16.159
you know, like I specifically wrote
and dipped extra because I know that
567
00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:22.880
some people hate when you have special
requests. I know that because I would
568
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:25.000
have an attitude too, so I'd
be like, here, let me tip
569
00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:30.760
extra to make sure that okay,
everything is all right, you know,
570
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:44.039
and I leave specific, non patronizing
instructions. That's also important because what my
571
00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:49.480
ease my daughter. I should be
like side of linguini. Please not spaghetti,
572
00:54:49.519 --> 00:54:52.760
oil and vinegar only. Please,
thank you very much. I'm super
573
00:54:52.760 --> 00:55:05.320
polite. I'm like very startle you. Thank you. Compliment sandwiching what I
574
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:10.679
mean like extra tortillas, glassia,
Yes, I say no sur cream,
575
00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:15.480
no grandma, like I do it
in every language, just in case,
576
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:17.599
because I if I could put it
in Breil, I would do it you
577
00:55:17.719 --> 00:55:22.800
because why I want to be inclusive
and so that. But the fuckers because
578
00:55:22.840 --> 00:55:32.199
I understand, so you think it
could really fill me? Like yeah,
579
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:39.000
why who are me to deny somebody
who is of an impairment of my order
580
00:55:40.360 --> 00:55:45.400
of the things that bring me pleasure? Because it might bring that pleasure too,
581
00:55:46.559 --> 00:55:53.320
Like thank you for I don't want
to gate keep joy, but I
582
00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:58.039
mean you should also for your own
joy. If I get food it I
583
00:55:58.039 --> 00:56:02.519
don't want that. Oh yeah,
furiated, livid, commanding your comfort,
584
00:56:04.440 --> 00:56:07.559
Go back to command your comfort.
You are hungry, You're in a place
585
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:12.320
seat. When I get hungry,
my spirit is low. My brain my
586
00:56:12.440 --> 00:56:16.880
brain cells aren't percolating. Like when
I'm hungry, Alessia is read and it's
587
00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:22.760
a thin veil keeping me from being
this beautiful marketing that you see from turning
588
00:56:22.760 --> 00:56:30.119
into arranging Jocelyn Hernandez from turning into
Iamavan. Uh you know the moment.
589
00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:44.760
You know what I'm saying that only
studios not under y'all. Y'all don't understand
590
00:56:44.840 --> 00:56:46.519
the person that I am. I'm
only a good person because I'm a meal
591
00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:52.920
today. Do you realize it's summertime
outside? Do you realize the swag of
592
00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:59.320
those summer school kids that I would
just be knocking over strollers? I would
593
00:56:59.320 --> 00:57:05.320
be kicking them away? Oh my
god, because you don't have a right
594
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:13.519
because I need to get my morning
coffee, because I needn't have I love.
595
00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:17.000
I love my morning person. Y'all
do not understand if I don't have
596
00:57:17.079 --> 00:57:22.719
no mark? Oh my god.
Okay, joy third on my list.
597
00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:30.239
No, you just brought me to
a beautiful segue, a perfectly cooked crooked
598
00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:36.440
monsieur with a side, a very
simple side salad of cherry tomatoes, mixed
599
00:57:36.519 --> 00:57:54.239
greens, and a mustard red wine
vinegarette. You and my mother would absolutely
600
00:57:54.239 --> 00:58:02.039
love each other. He loved that. That is my favorite. Nigga.
601
00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:07.920
Okay, give me a good croak
montiel and a little simple side salad.
602
00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:12.639
But it must have that mustard,
red wine, vinegarrette, blind, a
603
00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:17.840
little olive oil, red wines,
trying to create a Benegans, No nigga,
604
00:58:17.880 --> 00:58:21.360
that's a French cafe that I'd be
ordering from. And I was like,
605
00:58:21.360 --> 00:58:22.840
what doesn't make sense for me to
split the switch, buddy, let
606
00:58:22.880 --> 00:58:30.039
me make this shoel so that is
so that would be third on my list.
607
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:36.639
Let's see second m what is in
my personal So I had a ribby,
608
00:58:37.159 --> 00:58:40.760
I had my Greek mill watermelon.
What did I just say? Fire,
609
00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:46.199
thank you very much? Because I
like food and I refused to do
610
00:58:46.360 --> 00:58:51.559
single off items. I was doing
whole meals. That are in my personal
611
00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:54.679
waysis I will never have just one
go to. I think the last thing
612
00:58:54.719 --> 00:59:00.519
would be a meal of appetizers.
Oh my god, baby shower flood to
613
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:07.320
be exactly I want. I need
delicious pasta salad. I need to have
614
00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:10.280
properly cooked meatballs not dried out,
and you all keep that motherfucking grape and
615
00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:15.800
jelly. I need to have properly
cooked and balanced deviled eggs. I need
616
00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:21.280
to have chicken wings that are crispy
enough that having accompanied blue cheese as well
617
00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:28.800
as a celery and a carrot um
and a spinach dip that has a side
618
00:59:28.800 --> 00:59:36.119
of sour cream and salsa with thin
restaurant style tortilla chips and they're salted,
619
00:59:36.159 --> 00:59:39.119
perfectly, salted, perfectly. You
know what I'm saying, not too much
620
00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:45.400
but not too little. You're talking
my language. This is born. That's
621
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:52.440
my personal oasis food. Yeah.
Um, okay, let's take a break.
622
00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:58.599
Yeah, and we'll be back with
more. Mark hit a clod after
623
00:59:58.880 --> 01:00:07.119
these messages, will be right back
for me. It wasn't a tunnel funnel
624
01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:10.280
and it was very expansive, but
I was in a hurry to get to
625
01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:16.800
this big, domed structure of sorts. There were many spirits and hot and
626
01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:30.199
when I arrived, they were overjoyed. And we're black. We're talking to
627
01:00:30.320 --> 01:00:37.000
Mark and our personal oases. What's
next on the on the list day?
628
01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:50.280
Okay? Um, five activities in
your personal oases? Mark. So I
629
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:54.039
really love buying flowers for myself.
I'm not gonna show you the flowers that
630
01:00:54.079 --> 01:01:00.239
I have right now because it's like
like they're dead and dying. It's a
631
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:09.920
real sad story. It's giving,
it's giving us right, it's giving funeral
632
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:14.719
over. I know. I really
like beautiful. I like beautiful flowers.
633
01:01:14.760 --> 01:01:16.519
I love roles and so altho,
you know down the trader Joe's give me
634
01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:20.840
a little finaning now, a little
bunch of rus and stuff like that.
635
01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:23.920
That's fine, okay. Four.
You know this is weird about this because
636
01:01:23.960 --> 01:01:28.039
you know, I, you know, I work and stuff. But like,
637
01:01:28.360 --> 01:01:30.880
I don't know, there's a weird
connotation with gamers, um because I
638
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:36.480
feel like a lot of them motherfuckers
is very strange, and they do and
639
01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:38.480
say a lot of strange things online. But I love my PS four.
640
01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:42.800
I haven't letting go yet. I
don't have a PS five. Yes,
641
01:01:42.840 --> 01:01:47.199
I'm four, but I love my
PS. You know, I get to
642
01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:51.159
play my little video games whatever,
however old they are. I like to
643
01:01:51.199 --> 01:01:53.920
play them stress free. You know, I'm almost thirty four and I still
644
01:01:53.920 --> 01:01:58.000
like my little video games. So
that's my four. But you're not like
645
01:01:58.039 --> 01:02:01.920
a gamer though, Nah, I'm
not like going to the conventions and doing
646
01:02:01.960 --> 01:02:05.199
all that stuff. I like,
you know, just kind of do you
647
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:08.159
play with other people? Do they
call you nigger in your headphone? No,
648
01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:14.320
we haven't. We haven't. I
haven't. I haven't gotten I haven't
649
01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:19.719
gotten to that level. And I'm
pray because I don't like well, I
650
01:02:19.719 --> 01:02:22.840
don't also don't like playing with other
people. I'm not a good do you
651
01:02:22.039 --> 01:02:32.559
play here? When I used to
play some video games, I put all
652
01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:37.079
the cheek codes in. I want
to be whipping everybody's ass. I want
653
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:39.159
to, you know, like skip
through this ship and feel like a god
654
01:02:39.280 --> 01:02:45.400
and do that. So that's why
I also love control. But anyway,
655
01:02:45.880 --> 01:02:50.880
uh so that's my fourth thing.
What else do I love to do?
656
01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:52.800
Music? Music is a really good
thing. I love listen to my music
657
01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:55.400
and walking. I feel like,
as an adult, it's such a great
658
01:02:55.440 --> 01:03:00.039
way to like get the fuck out
of your own head and just like you
659
01:03:00.039 --> 01:03:04.039
don't really go anywhere, and Brooklyn
isn't played great place to walk around,
660
01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:12.360
so it is doing that. I
think my second one would be I'm not
661
01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:16.400
gonna say working out because working out
is honestly, it's an abusive relationship that
662
01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:24.639
I have forced myself into, like, so I do it out of obligation.
663
01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:27.760
It's a thing that I have to
do. So that's not a part
664
01:03:27.800 --> 01:03:30.519
of my list. This fuck that. The second thing is, uh,
665
01:03:31.800 --> 01:03:36.760
you know at number two and number
one is gonna be eating because that deserves
666
01:03:36.760 --> 01:03:39.639
to take the top two spots.
In my life. She's one and two
667
01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:44.280
and she's not too food. When
I'm feeling hungry, I eat in the
668
01:03:44.320 --> 01:03:46.599
best of moods. What's there to
take you away door like a salut because
669
01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:50.360
you're being money, or you can
come in the moods. I ain't being
670
01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:52.360
rude. I just love my food. When I'm feeling hungry, I eat
671
01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:57.039
in the best of moods to take
away door like a salut? Cut your
672
01:03:57.119 --> 01:04:01.239
being money. So I love food, being, cooking, ordering out,
673
01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:09.360
thinking about food, saving food posts
on instagram sending recipes to my friends or
674
01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:13.280
my friends make recipes for my friends
to make things. I fucking well.
675
01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:17.679
Food brings people together. It does
in such a way it do you know
676
01:04:17.719 --> 01:04:24.440
what I'm saying. Let me tell
you something like last week, I don't
677
01:04:24.440 --> 01:04:28.000
know you you'll know Royal rib over
there. Yea. They you know,
678
01:04:28.039 --> 01:04:35.280
they moved. They used to be
on Halsey, used to but now no,
679
01:04:35.280 --> 01:04:40.039
no, no, they're not on
Halsey anymore. They moved to uh,
680
01:04:41.079 --> 01:04:45.079
Malcolm X, it's Malcolm X.
I think they moved to my it's
681
01:04:45.079 --> 01:04:47.639
Malcolm X. Yeah, sorry,
it's Malcolm X. But baby, they
682
01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:51.760
were clothes like July fourth and I
text my mom, like I could jump
683
01:04:51.800 --> 01:05:00.840
off a fucking bridge right now.
No, I'm mark let explaining something to
684
01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:05.119
the open, like like, are
we trying to go back to the personal
685
01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:10.039
hell episode? Because that I'm gonna
go ahead and add back to the activities
686
01:05:10.360 --> 01:05:13.960
going to a place that you have
a craving for and they have the stupidest
687
01:05:14.000 --> 01:05:18.039
fucking hours. No, the hours
don't make any sense. It's like,
688
01:05:18.400 --> 01:05:25.639
why are you closed on Wednesdays?
What does that mean? It'd be like
689
01:05:25.800 --> 01:05:33.760
Thursdays seven pm to like eight thirty
and then every other Saturday from July to
690
01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:39.320
like September. So my two is
done, my five one time five is
691
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:45.440
done? You know. Okay those
are good activity? Oh yeah, okay,
692
01:05:45.079 --> 01:05:55.639
okay, Um number one or number
five sleeping? I think resting not
693
01:05:55.800 --> 01:05:59.880
well. Number five is sleeping.
Number four is resting. So number five
694
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:04.639
the sleeping. You know, I
enjoy getting good sleep. I enjoyed the
695
01:06:04.719 --> 01:06:11.039
act of sleep. I enjoy like
the process of getting ready for asleep,
696
01:06:11.159 --> 01:06:15.599
right Like it's freshing your teeth and
showering and getting comfortable, you know what
697
01:06:15.679 --> 01:06:19.239
I mean. Like that's it's a
nice ritual to have just to get comfortable.
698
01:06:20.519 --> 01:06:24.440
The next one is resting. Number
four, it's resting. I enjoy
699
01:06:24.519 --> 01:06:30.239
resting because you don't necessarily rest when
you sleep. You don't, you don't
700
01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:39.400
know? Yes, I like to
rest. Um, you know, get
701
01:06:39.480 --> 01:06:45.920
my mind right? Um? Number
three, I like to lounge. This
702
01:06:46.000 --> 01:06:58.280
is the most taurus as activity lounging
is. Lounging is a subsidiary of rest.
703
01:06:59.519 --> 01:07:04.239
Jesus sister company. Yes, a
sister company a rest because you can
704
01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:12.760
lounge and be rested. You know
you have slept, but still not prepared
705
01:07:12.880 --> 01:07:15.400
for you know, the rest of
the world to you know, get you
706
01:07:15.480 --> 01:07:35.639
like that? Okay, I m
m um. Number two, I'm sitting.
707
01:07:36.679 --> 01:07:40.880
I enjoy I know a number one
would be already. Oh my god.
708
01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:46.559
I love to sit. I think
sitting is like the coolest thing ever.
709
01:07:46.760 --> 01:07:51.639
It's like it's comfortable. It is
something that you know, it rests
710
01:07:51.639 --> 01:07:58.599
your weary bones. You can you
can enjoy things while sitting. You can
711
01:07:58.599 --> 01:08:00.880
do a whole bunch of things while
I was city. You can you can't
712
01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:06.400
do Yeah, you can't even exactly
you can cook while sitting. Stout out
713
01:08:06.400 --> 01:08:13.760
to Chautaka. No, you can, you can? And how we have
714
01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:17.000
Why haven't we ever broken down?
Why sloppy Joe's was the thing, Like,
715
01:08:17.079 --> 01:08:20.119
why is that the thing that we
are choosing to cook in the bed?
716
01:08:23.000 --> 01:08:25.960
No? I remember she made tacos, she made time, she made
717
01:08:26.079 --> 01:08:30.000
ground beef, she fried a crab. Was that the person in the college
718
01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:32.840
dorm room bed? No, that
was Chittaca. Was the one in her
719
01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:39.319
in her bedroom at her house person? Yeah? Yeah, this was family
720
01:08:39.359 --> 01:08:42.880
by the Time, family by the
ton. Oh, the family that was
721
01:08:42.880 --> 01:08:46.319
singing with the donuts. This is
the family where they two of them went
722
01:08:46.359 --> 01:08:49.359
to go pick up like twelve pizzas
and they ate like five of them in
723
01:08:49.359 --> 01:08:55.560
the car. Mm hmmm. And
the whole family went to the same bariatric
724
01:08:55.600 --> 01:09:00.039
surgeon. Oh well, I mean
you don't remember it. Yeah, I've
725
01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:05.760
been so many of these kinds of
families at this point. Yeah, there's
726
01:09:05.800 --> 01:09:14.239
so many. Because TLCA in Discovery
is Yes, it's all the same.
727
01:09:14.720 --> 01:09:17.119
Yeah, because they showed us her
making ground beef in her bed, and
728
01:09:17.119 --> 01:09:20.239
I just said, that sounds like
a personal hell activity to me. She
729
01:09:23.840 --> 01:09:30.039
had a boat and a hot plate
with ground beef, and a spatula with
730
01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:35.079
taco, a packet of taco seasoning, and all of this was happening in
731
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:41.319
the middle of a king sized bed. Can you imagine how next to her
732
01:09:41.319 --> 01:09:45.159
bathroom bathroom smells I mean that that
matches. Must to know a wild like
733
01:09:45.279 --> 01:09:47.720
the rule. I can tell you
what the room smells like. I already
734
01:09:47.800 --> 01:09:54.800
know. It smells like taco seasoning. It smells like ground beef that has
735
01:09:54.840 --> 01:10:00.199
splashed onto your sheets. Yeah,
it smells like old Lady Couci. It
736
01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:09.840
smells like vitamins. Um, like
it's a combination of all of those,
737
01:10:10.159 --> 01:10:13.119
and then like a little bit of
bath and body works of something that she's
738
01:10:13.079 --> 01:10:24.119
suppressed. Terrific exactly. So my
number one is um, my favorite thing
739
01:10:24.680 --> 01:10:30.960
to do. Okay, so we
hold on because I thought you're gonna say,
740
01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:43.479
crossing your legs. Oh no,
that's that's a sister company of but
741
01:10:44.600 --> 01:10:48.159
lying down and these are all under
the umbrella of what rest? What are
742
01:10:48.159 --> 01:10:59.039
they all under the umbrella of me? The parent company is me. Yes,
743
01:11:02.079 --> 01:11:05.159
we used a whole bunch of food. I have to lay down on
744
01:11:05.199 --> 01:11:11.079
the ground. I have to the
earth. You want to know, it's
745
01:11:11.079 --> 01:11:15.720
so crazy. My father is a
tourist and he lays down on the ground
746
01:11:15.800 --> 01:11:21.560
wherever he goes after he's done eating
the gym and just leave. It was
747
01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:26.720
so fierce. No, it's amazing. It was like I was. It
748
01:11:26.760 --> 01:11:32.239
was like a dramatic like a because
I was so thirsty and tired, but
749
01:11:33.159 --> 01:11:44.439
too just overwhelmed to actually quench my
thirst, give myself something so you know,
750
01:11:45.199 --> 01:11:59.239
gay death to your point, Like
okay, all right? My five
751
01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:06.079
activity um specifically lounging on the beach
period. I like beach days. I
752
01:12:06.199 --> 01:12:11.279
like to be on the sand.
I want the sun to be at a
753
01:12:11.319 --> 01:12:16.760
comfortable eighty three degrees um, enough
to give me a tan, not too
754
01:12:16.840 --> 01:12:21.279
much to make me suffocate from the
heat. Uh, that's important. A
755
01:12:21.359 --> 01:12:29.159
proper bag of snacks next to me, some some yuzu saki um as well
756
01:12:29.199 --> 01:12:33.199
as cold bottles of water. Now
for no Planmary Peason late all the way
757
01:12:33.279 --> 01:12:36.680
back, put a six packs again, but like made like that, come
758
01:12:36.760 --> 01:12:41.359
on down to the shore, guaranteed
to give you much much more free to
759
01:12:41.479 --> 01:12:46.199
lock females the lore and explore the
beach of another Sunday. That's important.
760
01:12:46.279 --> 01:12:51.960
So a beach day that would be
my activity number one. Activity number two
761
01:12:53.640 --> 01:13:00.159
would probably be going to the farmer's
market with nobody there um completely fully stopped
762
01:13:00.439 --> 01:13:04.800
all of the things that I need. And then the third activity would be
763
01:13:04.880 --> 01:13:10.239
taking those things, those findings that
I had in going to create a fabulous
764
01:13:10.279 --> 01:13:14.279
meal in a kitchen that I enjoy
being in. I would like to have
765
01:13:14.319 --> 01:13:17.760
an indoor outdoor situation so that part
of that meal can be grilled and the
766
01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:21.800
other part can be cooked inside,
but all at a convenient level. Those
767
01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:32.119
are three activities. Number four would
probably be sitting on my couch, but
768
01:13:32.199 --> 01:13:36.640
the portion, the long portion where
I can stretch my legs out in a
769
01:13:36.760 --> 01:13:44.520
completely clean home. I mean,
I'm talking spick and fucking span. I
770
01:13:44.560 --> 01:13:48.239
don't want to think about anything being
out of place. All I want to
771
01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:51.720
focus on is what I'm going to
be watching on the TV and what I'm
772
01:13:51.760 --> 01:13:58.640
going to be eating while I'm laying
there on the couch with an ounce of
773
01:13:58.640 --> 01:14:01.000
weight in front of me and all
of my couture mind. I don't want
774
01:14:01.000 --> 01:14:03.840
to get up, but I want
the whole house to be clear, because
775
01:14:03.880 --> 01:14:06.840
when I do get up to go
pee, I want to look around and
776
01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:30.319
go yeah. And my number one
activity would probably probably be mhmm, going
777
01:14:30.399 --> 01:14:35.800
to Ikea with nobody there. I
have no intentions of buying anything, but
778
01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:41.680
I'd like to look at stuff and
imagine what I'm going to do with it
779
01:14:41.960 --> 01:14:51.439
if I shopped at Ikea but nobody's
there. Actually, I take that away.
780
01:14:51.720 --> 01:14:56.880
My number one activity would be going
to Smorgasborg, but nobody's there.
781
01:14:57.319 --> 01:15:02.399
Nobody's there now, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, nobody said,
782
01:15:03.560 --> 01:15:08.600
Oh god, but can you imagine
going with no lines and you literally get
783
01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:13.319
to go eat whatever you want.
That's probably the reason why I haven't gone
784
01:15:13.319 --> 01:15:17.560
to LA's because of the lines and
shut That's fair, That's actually fair.
785
01:15:17.600 --> 01:15:20.000
I'm gonna call ahead, girl,
I'm gonna call ahead. I will come
786
01:15:20.039 --> 01:15:27.920
pick it up. I mean,
I love but I like to I'm like
787
01:15:27.960 --> 01:15:31.079
that girl. I'm gonna swoop in
and swoop out. I'm honestly, I
788
01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:33.159
don't want to go pick it up. I want to deliver it to me.
789
01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:38.319
True what picking it up is a
by It's like a last last resort.
790
01:15:38.399 --> 01:15:41.000
The thing with that to me is
like yes, ninety eight pers at
791
01:15:41.000 --> 01:15:49.479
the time, break lower, lower
the goat into my room. But the
792
01:15:49.600 --> 01:15:53.640
other two pisode of the time,
it is because yes, I should go
793
01:15:53.640 --> 01:16:00.600
outside. Yes, yes, that's
why I got to the farmer's pocket today.
794
01:16:00.239 --> 01:16:06.159
You know what I mean? You
know because the person that like I
795
01:16:06.159 --> 01:16:09.039
don't know. It's hard for me
to get out of the house, and
796
01:16:09.119 --> 01:16:12.840
so I was like, you know
what I should at least ye. So
797
01:16:13.039 --> 01:16:15.640
if I'm going to Royal Rib,
I'll be like, I'm not gonna have
798
01:16:15.720 --> 01:16:25.079
them deliver the pig to me.
Let me. But oh my god,
799
01:16:25.600 --> 01:16:28.479
Mark, the next time I grill
on the roof, I'm gonna call you,
800
01:16:28.600 --> 01:16:32.119
please do because I will come in
and say, whatever you're making amazing.
801
01:16:32.560 --> 01:16:34.880
And I know you're not picky,
which I love because I hate those
802
01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:40.399
kinds of people. So we'll just
have a what what, No, I'm
803
01:16:40.439 --> 01:16:45.279
not picky. I I just I
feel like people have problems with vegetables and
804
01:16:46.079 --> 01:16:53.239
like fresh meat and nice, nice
meals that don't fit perfectly into like with
805
01:16:53.319 --> 01:17:00.760
these Americans, Like I'm like I'm
something I'm not. Yeah fucking over here.
806
01:17:02.479 --> 01:17:05.560
You know, it's not just what
people like that they like so whatever,
807
01:17:05.640 --> 01:17:09.479
but like yeah, yeah, yeah, but you like basic shit,
808
01:17:09.600 --> 01:17:12.960
but she likes basic shit. Like
I like a burnt hot dog, but
809
01:17:13.039 --> 01:17:15.880
bitch, like, come on,
elevate the palette. You eat potato salad
810
01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:19.640
right stand hot dogs? But I
also love um, you know, so
811
01:17:19.760 --> 01:17:24.039
set whatever. However, you know, if you can make a sausage fancy
812
01:17:24.119 --> 01:17:29.039
ti you go too. You know
what about potato salad. I'm not gonna
813
01:17:29.319 --> 01:17:33.600
like I'll eat but I'm not like, I'm not like to be disappointed.
814
01:17:34.039 --> 01:17:36.279
I will eat it. I like
it, like I like my mom.
815
01:17:36.520 --> 01:17:42.479
She makes like okay standard does she
make Caribbean potato salad or does she make
816
01:17:42.520 --> 01:17:47.439
Black American potatoes like American potatoes.
My father is the Western Oh your mom
817
01:17:47.520 --> 01:17:53.960
is Black American? Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah. Oh the one
818
01:17:53.960 --> 01:18:00.479
who's from Guyana. So he he's
he makes he cooks weird. It's good.
819
01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:03.279
Sometimes it's like, why did you
put a chicken foot in this?
820
01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:10.199
You know, it's just like spaghetti. Why did you put chicken in this?
821
01:18:11.079 --> 01:18:14.600
Every time your dad puts a chicken
foot in soup, some woman has
822
01:18:14.640 --> 01:18:24.000
just proposed to a dieus make some
very bizarre. But my mom, you
823
01:18:24.039 --> 01:18:27.319
know, she does Black Americans,
so she'll do you know, potato salad,
824
01:18:27.760 --> 01:18:30.760
fried chicken, her greens or her
pride and joy. She puts like
825
01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:33.560
a little tiny bit of barbecue sauce
in hers, and like she does the
826
01:18:33.600 --> 01:18:36.960
whole She has a whole thing.
Interesting. It's really good. You know,
827
01:18:38.760 --> 01:18:42.720
like I'm not having me over you. I think you might like my
828
01:18:42.760 --> 01:18:45.159
mom's greens. I mean, I
don't you know, some people say,
829
01:18:45.279 --> 01:18:48.039
I've never had it that way.
She's not, like, I trust you,
830
01:18:48.319 --> 01:18:50.399
it's not a lie. I think. I don't know if it's baby
831
01:18:50.479 --> 01:18:56.359
raised that she uses. But it's
like a teaspoon probable. Yeah, it's
832
01:18:56.359 --> 01:19:00.680
like a teaspoonful of barbecue sauce that
goes in while is cooking. Now she's
833
01:19:00.720 --> 01:19:05.039
like she like cleans her greens the
night before, you know, water salt,
834
01:19:05.159 --> 01:19:11.439
and you know, she does the
hog malls wherever that is. Yeah,
835
01:19:11.479 --> 01:19:14.920
she does the whole. She has
inmigrated to smoke turkey. She would
836
01:19:14.960 --> 01:19:17.079
do it sometimes, but her and
my grandmother and not smoke. She's a
837
01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:25.600
fat back lady. She she Oh
yeah, she's like from Brooklyn, but
838
01:19:25.680 --> 01:19:30.720
it's giving very much Carolina, Like, oh, that's the that is all
839
01:19:30.760 --> 01:19:46.760
of our pipelines. It's north or
south we are actually because really that's just
840
01:19:46.840 --> 01:19:53.800
what it is. That's okay,
fantastic. So we have five activities.
841
01:19:53.840 --> 01:19:57.840
My five activities, your five activities. We're gonna move on over to Mark
842
01:19:59.000 --> 01:20:05.279
with five TV shows that are perpetually
playing in your personal oasis. Okay,
843
01:20:05.399 --> 01:20:11.880
right now I'm watching Insecure. That
can be number five. I didn't watch
844
01:20:11.920 --> 01:20:14.520
it for a long time, watch
it when it came out. I can't
845
01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:17.319
watch it for a long time to
really enjoying it again. I like Nigga.
846
01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:24.800
There's a lot of nigga shit.
Interesting with a terrible person. She's
847
01:20:24.800 --> 01:20:29.600
just a lawful but you know,
I still love her. She's lovable.
848
01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:32.159
But that's a great show. That's
five four. I'm trying to think,
849
01:20:32.800 --> 01:20:35.920
what else am I watching? I
watch so much drag Race. It's not
850
01:20:35.960 --> 01:20:40.880
even funny. It's like I'm not
quite year round with it. But but
851
01:20:41.079 --> 01:20:45.439
drag racist is up there. It's
a sickness. I'm not gonna lie to
852
01:20:45.520 --> 01:21:02.319
you, you know. Money.
Yeah, for a while, I was
853
01:21:02.399 --> 01:21:05.880
even thinking about doing like a review
podcast, but that's too much work and
854
01:21:06.560 --> 01:21:13.439
I feel like it's weird. Like, um, it's like cotton candy.
855
01:21:13.560 --> 01:21:15.720
It's like, uh on the cotton
candy, But once you put it in
856
01:21:15.720 --> 01:21:19.880
your mouth, it's like it dissipates. It doesn't matter anymore. I hate
857
01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:24.119
I hate cotton candy. The only
thing that matters after you eat it is
858
01:21:24.159 --> 01:21:26.279
the fact that you get an Emmy, and then they get an Emmy and
859
01:21:26.319 --> 01:21:34.920
a track. That's it. Reason
doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what no
860
01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:39.720
it was on. It doesn't matter
the lipsig not, the fashion, doesn't
861
01:21:39.760 --> 01:21:43.279
matter, what the season is done. We were once one and then it's
862
01:21:43.319 --> 01:21:46.039
just like onto the net and then
they get to go work for work the
863
01:21:46.079 --> 01:21:50.079
world. A lot of the girls
hate work the world. A lot of
864
01:21:50.079 --> 01:21:54.239
them hate Wow. I didn't realize
Alaska she has a song called Wow.
865
01:21:54.279 --> 01:21:59.840
I remember listen to a song called
Wow by Alaska Thunderfuck and she's dragging Wow.
866
01:22:00.119 --> 01:22:03.479
It's kind of fabulous. I know
everything you ever did, never want.
867
01:22:03.560 --> 01:22:14.680
You didn't set the Wow. How
did it take so long to figure
868
01:22:14.720 --> 01:22:21.680
you? Oh? I'm sure none
of them liked RuPaul. I don't know.
869
01:22:24.119 --> 01:22:27.000
I think I don't think it's a
RuPaul that they have issue. I
870
01:22:27.000 --> 01:22:31.399
think something they have issues to RuPaul. I think it's the executives, like
871
01:22:32.840 --> 01:22:38.479
they do the HTV stuff, right, or is it they do like a
872
01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:43.279
house improvement type of show. I
can't remember what it is. The people
873
01:22:43.319 --> 01:22:47.880
who produce a drag race. Yeah
they do, yeah, renovation or something
874
01:22:47.920 --> 01:22:51.800
like that. It wasn't It wasn't
House Hunters. I want to think it
875
01:22:51.880 --> 01:22:57.600
was. It was something else.
I would have wonder. Started as a
876
01:22:57.600 --> 01:23:02.439
as a TV Yeah, oh,
how did it go? Queer? Well?
877
01:23:02.479 --> 01:23:09.520
I think they were the people.
Yeah, okay, yeah, uh
878
01:23:09.640 --> 01:23:14.800
it all started. It all started. Drag Race started when RuPaul went on
879
01:23:15.079 --> 01:23:20.479
was a guest on Project Runway.
And okay, when they realized that,
880
01:23:21.000 --> 01:23:27.600
oh this tested well. The people
who the producers who were from Project Runway
881
01:23:27.640 --> 01:23:32.800
who are just about to leave,
also the same producers who produced Tyra or
882
01:23:32.920 --> 01:23:38.960
Top Model. They all met together
and they formed World of Wonder and they
883
01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:49.000
developed um RuPaul fascinating huh. Okay, so you would have drag Race and
884
01:23:49.800 --> 01:23:57.079
so yeah, drag Race and Insecure, Insecure drag Race, Game of Thrones,
885
01:23:57.920 --> 01:24:03.159
m hmm, a new face,
hoochie daddies. Okay, I can't
886
01:24:03.199 --> 01:24:08.479
give you all the character names.
I can't give you storylines, flightlines we
887
01:24:08.479 --> 01:24:15.840
were asked. Yeah, yeah,
And I let me tell you something about
888
01:24:15.880 --> 01:24:23.880
these lesbians here they are giving um, they're down sensation. Give me the
889
01:24:24.439 --> 01:24:31.279
sensation there to this one house doing
doing all matter of chaotic. How do
890
01:24:31.319 --> 01:24:34.039
you even explain it? I can't
even say that. Some of the names
891
01:24:34.079 --> 01:24:38.800
on here. Um, maybe if
y'all bleep it, Dike God, you're
892
01:24:38.840 --> 01:24:43.920
heard of Dike God. One of
the characters named Dike. God, please
893
01:24:43.960 --> 01:24:50.600
believe that it makes it feel thee
goes. Please, I don't go because
894
01:24:50.640 --> 01:24:57.000
you want us to blieve. Seventh
times, there's like it's like, let
895
01:24:57.000 --> 01:25:02.479
me look up the names one second
because oh my god, Cast of HUC
896
01:25:02.680 --> 01:25:06.319
Daddies, and then they might have
to watch at least one episode. Oh
897
01:25:06.399 --> 01:25:13.800
the first episode is first episode.
Oh. And I do want to cut
898
01:25:13.840 --> 01:25:19.399
in and say that World of Wonder
produced the following shows. Oh, um,
899
01:25:19.600 --> 01:25:27.600
Big frieda Queen of Bounds, okay, Candidly Nicole, which I loved
900
01:25:27.880 --> 01:25:34.279
Nicole. That was with Nicole Richie. Oh okay. They produced Fantasia for
901
01:25:34.399 --> 01:25:42.319
Real on Bunny. They produced on
Bunny really well m m okay. Um,
902
01:25:42.359 --> 01:25:44.760
and mind you, this is not
Wikipedia, this is straight on World
903
01:25:44.800 --> 01:25:51.319
of Wonder's website. Um. They
produced Island Hunters, which I watch all
904
01:25:51.359 --> 01:25:58.920
the time. Um, Life with
LaToya, so remember LaToya had a reality
905
01:25:58.960 --> 01:26:06.079
TV show, Jackson by the way, million dollars listing Los Angeles and New
906
01:26:06.159 --> 01:26:13.760
York. Hush, I love those. And then, um, y'all remember
907
01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:19.119
Tori and Dean. I love that
show Tory with Tori Spelling and her husband
908
01:26:19.560 --> 01:26:26.520
or now Excessman or whatever the fuck
oh yeah. And then when Trixie and
909
01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:31.399
Kantier were on TV and then they
produced um yeah, and then when Bob
910
01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:40.760
replaced Katia and then um T s
medicine show shows and a lot of them
911
01:26:40.760 --> 01:26:48.680
are kind of bla black actually,
like yeah, a little bit get just
912
01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:55.199
the SMIT. Isn't that the one
where we learned that she was? Yeah,
913
01:26:56.279 --> 01:27:00.159
so thank you for that because that
was a the important piece of information
914
01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:03.159
about Wow. Now I want to
name. I want to run down the
915
01:27:03.279 --> 01:27:10.039
names of the Hootie Daddy Cats just
so they're okay. And so Taz my
916
01:27:10.239 --> 01:27:14.479
ea b Woody. So Woody is
the I think the person that sort of
917
01:27:14.520 --> 01:27:19.199
like runs the show. There's Jay
Cash Moyo, the general. And now
918
01:27:19.239 --> 01:27:26.239
there's somebody named f A n T
I s E. Now I saw Fantasy.
919
01:27:26.680 --> 01:27:29.039
Yeah, I saw the name on
the bed and I said, that's
920
01:27:29.039 --> 01:27:34.640
her name, Fantiz and he said
and then it was a scene where Woo
921
01:27:34.920 --> 01:27:40.199
Ao Ao Fantasy to lorn the news
come over here. I was like,
922
01:27:40.840 --> 01:27:48.479
her name is Fantasy Fantasy. You
have Fanti stud king spelled stud k v
923
01:27:49.039 --> 01:27:56.239
n n G Yeah, kV and
l. Because we don't believe in vowels
924
01:27:56.399 --> 01:28:02.199
or not even no, no,
no no, uh dyke God King and
925
01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:14.279
then King that's it but God is
just so so they bought on the first
926
01:28:14.279 --> 01:28:17.279
and second episode is fat so I
don't know if that's number two and they
927
01:28:17.279 --> 01:28:25.680
didn't have Rolling up K on there? Who's that? Love them so much?
928
01:28:26.039 --> 01:28:30.720
Bit check bit check gotta make it
bitch, Rolling up K, Rolling
929
01:28:30.840 --> 01:28:34.560
up K does food reviews. That's
what made her. Yeah, she's a
930
01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:42.359
she Yeah, that's what made her
pop. But she she is a hoot.
931
01:28:42.600 --> 01:28:50.199
And I just it's just it's just
because that is the one time she
932
01:28:50.279 --> 01:28:57.079
went to like this like cracker barrel
type establishment and but it was just all
933
01:28:57.159 --> 01:29:00.000
white to her her girlfriend and so
like she just did to make a scene
934
01:29:00.720 --> 01:29:06.119
and so and so she likes it
like a racist. I think it was
935
01:29:06.159 --> 01:29:12.600
something like Nigga or something, and
it was just like like looked around like
936
01:29:12.640 --> 01:29:24.600
where why where? Why? Yeah, she is funny. She is problematic,
937
01:29:24.680 --> 01:29:30.159
but yeah, oh very problematic,
very but hilarious. Actually, I
938
01:29:30.199 --> 01:29:35.039
would imagine she would be a good
contestant for this TV. Yes, all
939
01:29:35.119 --> 01:29:38.159
right, what else you got Mark? You got game, the throat,
940
01:29:38.199 --> 01:29:42.600
you got insecure? Drag race?
Oh who she daddies? Is there?
941
01:29:42.680 --> 01:29:47.119
For who daddys. This is gonna
be for the nerd. So I love
942
01:29:47.159 --> 01:29:50.039
the Legend of Korra. I don't
know if you guys watch anime and all
943
01:29:50.039 --> 01:30:01.239
that kind of shit, but the
legend of Yeah, so fine, yeah,
944
01:30:04.720 --> 01:30:13.520
watch when I was a boy?
Is it appropriate? Try to make
945
01:30:13.560 --> 01:30:18.920
me watch? It's it watched?
She watched because she watched? She yeah,
946
01:30:19.079 --> 01:30:24.840
legend is I think it's because you
know the person Cora. She's like
947
01:30:24.960 --> 01:30:28.680
a little older than angl She's the
next Avatar. And by the time I
948
01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:30.319
get to the end of the show, you realize she's a legion. So
949
01:30:30.479 --> 01:30:35.680
she's kind of like gay but I
mean, but low key. So the
950
01:30:35.760 --> 01:30:41.319
show was on like Fridays on like
Nickelodeon or something. Because they made this
951
01:30:41.479 --> 01:30:45.199
character change. They put the show
online and it was like premiering on it.
952
01:30:46.279 --> 01:30:53.720
We watched the Legend of Korra.
Have you ever watched it? You
953
01:30:53.760 --> 01:31:00.359
didn't like it? So what happened? You kept watching? Did you finish
954
01:31:00.399 --> 01:31:10.319
it? Oh? Okay, that's
it, just asking she don't be all
955
01:31:10.359 --> 01:31:15.840
weird ry. She doesn't like it
because honestly, in the show, Quirk
956
01:31:15.880 --> 01:31:17.920
gets her ass beat all the time. So she says she liked it,
957
01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:23.479
but she stopped watching it and didn't
go the further one. You get quirkies
958
01:31:23.479 --> 01:31:28.920
getting her ass me. She and
what quay she was wrong with me?
959
01:31:29.000 --> 01:31:30.720
She cuts her hair off, she's
like, and she gets her ass beat
960
01:31:30.800 --> 01:31:36.880
again. So where are you from? Keeps getting beat the fuck up?
961
01:31:36.960 --> 01:31:40.960
She loses her supposed to be a
new woman after you, after you do
962
01:31:41.039 --> 01:31:45.159
the big chop. No, they
knocked her. They knocked her ass out
963
01:31:45.199 --> 01:31:51.079
of the wig. They knocked her. They would be her answer to the
964
01:31:51.199 --> 01:31:57.079
next life cycle. She liked that
Monique Car lipstick, That moniqu Car lipstick
965
01:31:57.119 --> 01:32:14.159
where she didn't know the words.
But it's about perseverance, and it's about
966
01:32:14.960 --> 01:32:18.840
you know, somebody who beats your
ass. You know you gotta get back
967
01:32:18.960 --> 01:32:28.560
up again. It's kind of bad
by Her name is Cora. That's a
968
01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:36.720
terrible anime hero s right, it's
like the legends of Thelba, Like who
969
01:32:36.960 --> 01:32:51.680
the fuck would name that? The
legend legend of James Honey, the legend
970
01:32:51.720 --> 01:32:56.079
of Maddymore, the legend of Ester
Deane, Like, I don't know,
971
01:32:56.239 --> 01:32:59.199
it's just something, Wait, isn't
that? Is that a pop person?
972
01:32:59.439 --> 01:33:05.439
Esterdine esther Demia, she's the black
girl that's it is. An old fame
973
01:33:05.760 --> 01:33:14.520
didn't say, yeah, you got
to be paying reference to somebody like you
974
01:33:14.640 --> 01:33:16.319
just don't be like out of nowhere, like I have to look at my
975
01:33:16.399 --> 01:33:31.039
town mild. Yeah, this newborn
child like twenty twenty three, Gertrude,
976
01:33:31.239 --> 01:33:35.840
we can call her Gertie coming back
because now Greta, what's her name?
977
01:33:36.359 --> 01:33:42.720
Oh, Gretta's coming back. But
Leotis, y'all, Leotis, you know,
978
01:33:42.880 --> 01:33:45.920
I guess you know, maybe with
the name it's reference to somebody.
979
01:33:45.039 --> 01:34:01.279
It has to be in the name. The service industry teamster, That's what
980
01:34:01.359 --> 01:34:08.880
I'm saying. Yeah, she's honoring
all the fine, all the fine refrigerator
981
01:34:08.960 --> 01:34:13.239
repair. She's like blue collar,
can stand up. I went the unions.
982
01:34:13.399 --> 01:34:18.680
Yeah, I'm teamster, shot for
the union label. He works in
983
01:34:18.720 --> 01:34:25.880
the auto industry and he builds cars. He does for for fucking forward.
984
01:34:26.600 --> 01:34:31.199
Like that's what it is. Okay
uh was that five? Was five?
985
01:34:32.319 --> 01:34:39.600
Okay? Um x D your five
television shows perpetually on in your personal oasis.
986
01:34:41.479 --> 01:34:47.279
Okay um number one, UM our
number not any particular order, um
987
01:34:47.399 --> 01:34:55.359
House hunters, um. Because there
is an episode for every day that the
988
01:34:55.479 --> 01:35:00.760
earth has been a lot of and
so I'll never read out of episode.
989
01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:04.319
There four episodes came out to day
like you know, it'd be like,
990
01:35:04.439 --> 01:35:11.680
that's never gonna run an episode.
Um. And the best part of house
991
01:35:11.720 --> 01:35:15.039
Owners is to figure out which spouse
hates each other the most the most,
992
01:35:15.840 --> 01:35:17.880
and it's usually like the wife hates
the husband, but she's only in it
993
01:35:18.039 --> 01:35:20.760
because you know, when she said
I do, she said I'm done,
994
01:35:21.239 --> 01:35:25.960
and no I feel her on that. Um. And the gay couples,
995
01:35:26.119 --> 01:35:33.600
of course, well, Um,
the next one would be, UM have
996
01:35:33.880 --> 01:35:43.039
to have to personal oasis, would
have to be living single. And the
997
01:35:43.199 --> 01:35:46.880
reason why is because that is just
a good, down, fun black comedy.
998
01:35:47.840 --> 01:35:53.079
Um. You can just easily skip
over the parts where TC Carson is
999
01:35:53.119 --> 01:35:59.399
singing. There's so many, so
much discourse can be had over Kadija and
1000
01:35:59.479 --> 01:36:02.520
the copy Machine, not just Flavor
magazine, but the copy Machine. Maxine
1001
01:36:02.600 --> 01:36:09.520
is always specifically yeah, always funny. So it's a good time. Yeah
1002
01:36:11.399 --> 01:36:17.960
true. Number three, Uh Frasier, Um, Frasier is such an elevated
1003
01:36:18.000 --> 01:36:27.560
comedy, but also in a way
where it's not annoyingly white. Hey baby,
1004
01:36:27.600 --> 01:36:30.479
I hear the blues. A call
in toss salads and scrambled eggs.
1005
01:36:32.760 --> 01:36:36.720
And maybe I seem a bit confused. Yeah, maybe, but I got
1006
01:36:36.800 --> 01:36:43.119
your bagged. Like I've gone back
and I used to say that Friends was
1007
01:36:43.199 --> 01:36:45.359
my favorite show, but I realized
that's not a really annoying white showed.
1008
01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:51.439
Yeah, but I get if what
it was supposed to do at the time.
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01:36:51.800 --> 01:36:56.239
But now as I've gotten order and
I've watched Fraser, Frasier is way
1010
01:36:56.359 --> 01:37:00.359
more adult and way more ship than
I could relate to. Like, there's
1011
01:37:00.399 --> 01:37:05.119
an episode where Um, him and
his brother want to throw a dinner party,
1012
01:37:05.760 --> 01:37:09.760
and so they go through all this
work in the world trying to schedule
1013
01:37:09.840 --> 01:37:12.880
this dinner party, all to come
to find out that these niggas that they
1014
01:37:12.920 --> 01:37:16.680
invited don't even really like them like
that. So they have like this existential
1015
01:37:16.720 --> 01:37:20.680
crisis of like who are we as
a people? You know what I mean.
1016
01:37:20.800 --> 01:37:26.760
So so it's just something like it's
it's something that you wouldn't necessarily get
1017
01:37:26.840 --> 01:37:33.439
in a regular TV show, which
I enjoy. Um. The other would
1018
01:37:33.520 --> 01:37:42.920
be Real Sex of Holly, Real
Sex on HBO raised me. Yeah,
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01:37:43.319 --> 01:37:53.000
I mean, you know the vibe, you know the vibes, man Um,
1020
01:37:53.159 --> 01:37:57.640
you learned so much and you get
your life too. So it's so
1021
01:37:57.920 --> 01:38:06.640
interesting and the number one show that
I'd probably have on in my personal ways.
1022
01:38:06.960 --> 01:38:14.319
This might be the most tourist thing
but the most me thing ever.
1023
01:38:14.960 --> 01:38:17.359
And it's a show that I don't
talk about often. But I realized how
1024
01:38:17.560 --> 01:38:23.439
shady this show is, and how
like this group of people just make things
1025
01:38:23.560 --> 01:38:26.199
shady and they don't mean to.
You're about to take one of mine,
1026
01:38:27.800 --> 01:38:30.520
Go ahead. What do you think
it was gonna say? The Great British
1027
01:38:30.560 --> 01:38:42.039
Baking Show? Close, very close? No Antiques Road Show? Okay,
1028
01:38:42.319 --> 01:38:46.159
so I wasn't gonna say Survivor,
but Survivors didn't get on my nerves for
1029
01:38:46.319 --> 01:38:51.760
over the years, so whatever.
But Antiques Roadshow was so entertaining because it's
1030
01:38:51.800 --> 01:38:57.920
such a quietly shady show. It's
like you have somebody here who's about to
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01:38:58.000 --> 01:39:01.439
die and they'd be like my great
grandfather, I had this from seventeen seventy
1032
01:39:01.560 --> 01:39:06.720
six, and then you have Beautrius
from Wales. It was like, not
1033
01:39:06.920 --> 01:39:14.159
a piece of shite. It's like
and like their whole worlds are just like
1034
01:39:14.479 --> 01:39:21.840
melted and then they die. So
that's a shady ass show. And they
1035
01:39:21.880 --> 01:39:26.800
do it on like a grassy knoll, at like a at a castle named
1036
01:39:26.840 --> 01:39:34.239
bald morale or something like weird to
pronounce you know? Okay, Yeah,
1037
01:39:38.039 --> 01:39:43.920
dreams get dashed before they die,
like yeah, the old white people's dreams
1038
01:39:44.439 --> 01:39:57.399
disintegrate genius. Yeahs, yes exactly, and they'd be so forlorn and it
1039
01:39:57.600 --> 01:40:14.520
is so satisfying to oh, I
don't mind laughing at this. Fortune is
1040
01:40:14.520 --> 01:40:17.680
of wipe, not at all.
Actually, that's also why like parking wars
1041
01:40:17.840 --> 01:40:25.079
with shout out to um, shout
out to Philly. And if South Beach
1042
01:40:25.159 --> 01:40:29.279
Towing, I would be a very
driver. I'll be trying to Oh have
1043
01:40:29.479 --> 01:40:33.720
you Mark? Have you ever watched
South Beach Towel? Was that the okay?
1044
01:40:33.800 --> 01:40:39.760
So was that the there's a video
of like a black like a gay
1045
01:40:39.880 --> 01:40:47.359
woman like talk, Yeah, that's
somebody with Bernie. I don't know if
1046
01:40:47.399 --> 01:40:53.119
this bitch a scale in the wall
or fucking jumping? Yeah yeah, yeah
1047
01:40:53.319 --> 01:40:57.880
you seen it? Put me onto
the magic of Bernie. Ag Hey,
1048
01:40:58.000 --> 01:41:00.439
you ain't got it. I don't
know what I to do, man,
1049
01:41:00.439 --> 01:41:02.239
I'm here to repress show call.
I'm not stupid. I know why you're
1050
01:41:02.279 --> 01:41:06.000
here. You have your money.
Next, we're already poems behind on your
1051
01:41:06.039 --> 01:41:10.359
payment the bank on this call right
now, my boyfriend's a rapper. He's
1052
01:41:10.359 --> 01:41:15.399
got to pay for everything. Listen, I'm happy when you get a chance
1053
01:41:16.000 --> 01:41:19.479
to get Really, if you are
having watched she just get a chance.
1054
01:41:19.560 --> 01:41:23.840
Go on the two of you,
get you some wine or whatever you do
1055
01:41:23.920 --> 01:41:29.119
you do to relax and settle in
and watch South Beach Tell and the best
1056
01:41:29.199 --> 01:41:32.760
of Burden smash video that you sent
me or that Brandon sent, like the
1057
01:41:32.880 --> 01:41:41.119
whole group the reddit videos, da
Jay. This woman, I don't want
1058
01:41:41.159 --> 01:41:44.399
to get too off topic. I'm
gonna but this woman was like, my
1059
01:41:44.560 --> 01:41:46.800
husband thinks I'm cheating on me.
I'm not cheating on him. I love
1060
01:41:46.920 --> 01:41:49.399
him. We've been together. I've
only been with two other people in my
1061
01:41:49.720 --> 01:41:55.439
entire entire life. We took a
DNA test because he said he thought for
1062
01:41:55.560 --> 01:41:57.920
some reason that the child was in
his so he made her take a DNA
1063
01:41:58.000 --> 01:42:00.119
test. She was like, no
problem, baby comes back not his.
1064
01:42:00.800 --> 01:42:04.600
So it's like a five year old
and she's like, I don't know,
1065
01:42:04.800 --> 01:42:08.239
I don't know what how this happened. He doesn't believe her. He's like
1066
01:42:08.319 --> 01:42:14.079
separating himself from the whole situation.
They're both on Reddit telling the stories separately.
1067
01:42:14.800 --> 01:42:18.399
It's insane. What the fuck come
to find I think because they kept
1068
01:42:18.680 --> 01:42:21.239
trying to figure it out. She
was like, I gotta take more tests,
1069
01:42:21.760 --> 01:42:25.479
come to find it out, police, because that wasn't making sense.
1070
01:42:25.960 --> 01:42:28.840
A police officer comes to her house
and tells her, oh, no,
1071
01:42:28.960 --> 01:42:31.520
man, there was a mistake the
day that you gave birth and your baby
1072
01:42:31.680 --> 01:42:36.199
was switched. They swapped out your
your child, so her child was with
1073
01:42:36.439 --> 01:42:40.680
another family. And mind you,
the kid that the girl that they have
1074
01:42:41.000 --> 01:42:45.880
is five, so years they have
been living with a child. I mean
1075
01:42:45.960 --> 01:42:50.079
that they love, but that's not
theirs. So they're having And meanwhile the
1076
01:42:50.239 --> 01:42:55.119
husband is still like going on about
the fact that he's so hurt he thought
1077
01:42:55.159 --> 01:42:58.600
she was cheating. It's like,
my nigga, do you realize you're biological
1078
01:43:00.039 --> 01:43:04.640
world just somewhat right? Because and
like because she had to take a maternity
1079
01:43:04.760 --> 01:43:09.319
test and when she found out the
child wasn't hers, he still was like,
1080
01:43:09.520 --> 01:43:12.880
what do you mean? This is
why I was Men are garbage.
1081
01:43:13.119 --> 01:43:17.680
But the fact that like the fact
that a you questioned into, like it
1082
01:43:18.600 --> 01:43:23.960
it's not not of your fucking baby, like baby stolen. That's so weird
1083
01:43:24.239 --> 01:43:28.920
and scary. And you have your
your baby out there being raised in some
1084
01:43:29.079 --> 01:43:41.640
outlaw mud show family that you don't
even know. Yeah, great buffalo upset.
1085
01:43:44.399 --> 01:43:46.800
She could have had a privileged life
in Palm Springs. But oh no,
1086
01:43:50.640 --> 01:43:58.279
white people are nuts and niggas are
Okay, I why I brought that
1087
01:43:58.439 --> 01:44:02.439
up with that video. I was
gobsmacked. I was sitting here just like
1088
01:44:02.720 --> 01:44:08.920
that was insane. It was insane. Great, Oh my god, Okay,
1089
01:44:09.039 --> 01:44:15.680
Well I'm mark. You got to
come back for the other categories.
1090
01:44:15.880 --> 01:44:21.119
Um, you all have taken some
of mine drag racist obviously on their perpetually
1091
01:44:21.159 --> 01:44:28.319
on in my personal oasis Seinfeld.
Um, I know it's a white show.
1092
01:44:28.640 --> 01:44:31.439
I fucking love it. I can
go walk right. It might be
1093
01:44:31.520 --> 01:44:36.319
simultaneous with Curb. You just can
get on and watch any episode at any
1094
01:44:36.399 --> 01:44:41.439
time and just fall into a loop. Um. The third one is probably
1095
01:44:41.439 --> 01:44:45.680
gonna be Bob's Burgers. Uh.
I can watch Bob's Burgers at any time.
1096
01:44:46.359 --> 01:44:50.119
Um. Number two would be The
Great British Baking Show. Another show
1097
01:44:50.439 --> 01:44:54.920
it soothes me. I can put
it on it and I can do anything
1098
01:44:55.039 --> 01:44:58.239
while it's on. I love The
Great British Baking Show. Any collection,
1099
01:44:58.319 --> 01:45:02.439
it doesn't matter. Um, And
talking about the regular seasons, not some
1100
01:45:02.600 --> 01:45:09.520
special ones and number one Mateo Lane
made a joke about the British bake Off
1101
01:45:09.680 --> 01:45:12.720
because they were talking about how like
one woman was on there she didn't have
1102
01:45:12.840 --> 01:45:17.359
like arms, and like nobody addressed
it until because he was like saying,
1103
01:45:17.399 --> 01:45:21.279
how the British Bake Off, Like
they're so kind and so polite, but
1104
01:45:21.359 --> 01:45:25.640
they have like shit, like everybody's
like fucked up, but they won't address
1105
01:45:25.720 --> 01:45:31.880
it. So how are you going
to make your cake? Mark? How
1106
01:45:31.920 --> 01:45:41.279
would be like, so please good
this whole show. We were doing so
1107
01:45:42.239 --> 01:45:49.000
good this whole show. It's not
shaming you because you don't have arms.
1108
01:45:49.039 --> 01:45:53.479
I'm not being a blessed but I
would very much like to know how did
1109
01:45:53.520 --> 01:45:57.800
she have prosthetics? I don't know. I don't I haven't watched the show.
1110
01:45:57.960 --> 01:46:02.680
It's just that Mateola, which season
is this? Did I miss this
1111
01:46:02.880 --> 01:46:08.479
collection? I don't know. You
have to watch this copy special because it
1112
01:46:08.960 --> 01:46:15.319
made sense. But it's true that
they never call out anything, but then
1113
01:46:15.359 --> 01:46:18.279
they'll get like raunchy, but they
don't realize they get run or they know
1114
01:46:18.359 --> 01:46:23.399
they get raunchy, but it's still
very polite, like yes, like um,
1115
01:46:23.720 --> 01:46:26.680
when Prue was like she was like
I love Mike Claire to have two
1116
01:46:26.760 --> 01:46:30.199
holes and it needs to squeeze.
I need to have the cream filling come
1117
01:46:30.319 --> 01:46:38.359
out. And Paul and one of
the hosts was dying because they were dying,
1118
01:46:38.840 --> 01:46:45.479
but nobody would be like bitch.
So the Great British Making Show.
1119
01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:48.399
Um, and I think my last
one has to be something black and it
1120
01:46:48.439 --> 01:46:53.439
would have to be Living Single as
well, because I can. I can
1121
01:46:53.520 --> 01:46:58.079
turn Living Single on at any given
moment. I love every character on there
1122
01:46:58.159 --> 01:47:01.560
for the most part. Um,
I can turn on any episode at any
1123
01:47:01.640 --> 01:47:06.760
time, cut d all of the
guests, guest appearances. I just Living
1124
01:47:06.840 --> 01:47:11.079
Single can always go on the TV. And those would be my five shows
1125
01:47:11.119 --> 01:47:33.079
in my perpetual oasis period. Yeah, well, Mark, thank you for
1126
01:47:33.199 --> 01:47:36.520
coming on with us today. Every
Place to be. You know, I
1127
01:47:36.640 --> 01:47:42.199
love you guys, so I love
you to spread more negativity next time.
1128
01:47:42.439 --> 01:47:47.920
More more lies, more, more
guards, more with information, more and
1129
01:47:48.000 --> 01:48:00.359
more more more tomato seeds more negativity. But I well, thank you for
1130
01:48:00.520 --> 01:48:08.199
coming by. We'll put your following
and stuff in the description box wherever you're
1131
01:48:08.279 --> 01:48:12.319
listening. Um, is there anything
you got to promote? Let us know
1132
01:48:12.720 --> 01:48:15.880
what I got anything going on?
You're just being black black living my wife.
1133
01:48:15.960 --> 01:48:17.960
Hey, if you want to cash
at me, my name is Mark
1134
01:48:18.000 --> 01:48:32.000
Me. If I'm cash me,
Ben Mold the doll okay problem sharing the
1135
01:48:32.079 --> 01:48:41.079
wealth seventy s. You know,
if I get I'll would say this fifteen
1136
01:48:41.119 --> 01:48:44.199
percent of your total earnings. Thank
you, Mark, We love you.
1137
01:48:44.319 --> 01:48:46.800
We'll have Mark's information in the description
box if you all are on the X
1138
01:48:46.920 --> 01:48:55.159
app, because that's what the fuck
is. Cough now anyway, you all
1139
01:48:55.800 --> 01:49:10.239
movie back next time. Bye.
He hasn't been moving over