Full Show: Post Valentine's Recap

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Speaker 1: Hey, can I say something. You gotta hear this. This is hilarious. God, oh my god. I love you guys. I heard morning by the way, I just lag in. A booker came in the morning show. Well, well, well did we all survive valentine to Night? Yeah? I know I did. I had a romantic night last night. Oh God, with yourself with me? You romanced yourself? I did, and too handsome Schnausers. No, that was nice. What a nice night, you know. Just Zelle spent Valentine's Day with her dogs as well. See when Zella have something and calm, there you go. I spent it with my loved ones. I got my tacos. Great. Excuse me? What a night? Anyway, Welcome to what is this? Wednesday, February fifteenth. Uh is Senior Nate. There's Scottie be Good morning. I see Diamond, Good morning, Diamond morning. There she is at the end of the desk. His producer Sam Higher. They're scary. There's Danielle in her basement. Hell I see Gandhi and aboard the beautiful NCL Prima. Another morning with Froggy High Froggy, good morning. Things that are awesome here on Prima Yeah, how was your your evening, your cruise evening. We had a very nice evening. We went to a romantic dinner and we spent the night walking around the ship. Of course, we stopped by the buffet for some ice cream and then we went back to the room. Oh, I want to be there in the room. Yes, I want to be in the next room with my ear up against the wall. Give it a guest today, Nate, not today. Oh I love that all right, Scary says he wants to hear some Coulio for you. Scary, how you liking it? Even before Coulio, there was another fantastic for you. Did you know this? Yeah, yes, my dad used to play this exactly. Ain't no time. It's nine times at the slide, slip at the slide, to forget about the time. The fire just saying, that's what you just say. Now, that's so. What do you think? What is it? Calls on the lakeside? Stay long, usty mart little different right. Yeah, I'm on the captain of this vessel. He wanna take it all the cruise at home on the play it by y'all. I love that Blue. I love to see you won't be We want to be love? Jam, what's wrong? You're not like this? I could just say I will never ever listen to this song for the rest of my life. Not that I don't like it, I just it's so obscure. I never heard it before. Did we just check off the box? Probably we'll never hear it again. Here we go, Jam, Come on up, Jam, y'all? All right, there you go. We welcome to a new day. Our first caller of the day is Amy. Good morning, Amy, Good morning, Well, good morning. Wake up, sleepyhead. How is your slumber? My slumber was sure but wonderful. Thank you? So you know, Amy recently started going back to work a little two hours earlier than she's used to. Oh, how are you? Yeah? It is tough. How are you jesting? Um? I'm I struggling in the morning, but once I get going, I'm great. But I crashed early at night. Yeah, yeah, what time you go to bed last night? Well? I went out for Gallantines last night, so I was up a little bit later than normal. So I was up probably around ten thirty nine, a little earlier. When I'm yeah, who were you? Who were your gals of choice for Gallanstine? Gallantine? I went. I went out with one of my girlfriends from work and we had a fantastic time at a girl. Well, happy day after. It's time to get it all up. But a cup, let's wake it up, let's go. Oh I'm doing it, I'm doing it. I haven't had my call bee yet. Oh yeah, I had a little sip. I needed a little more. Hey, what do you have for our friend, Amy? Well, she can stop and get some coffee at Wendy's with a fifty dollars Wendy's gift cards. Oh for those French toast stick. Yeah, those French toast sticks. You'll love them and fantastic. Hello ladies, Well I hear you coming to life. Your your your flowers opening a little bit, if you know what I'm saying. Have a beautiful day, Amy, and thanks for being our first caller of the day. Yeah. Sometimes it takes some of us a little longer than others to get rolled in. Oh yeah, yeah, I had a little slow start. You know what I have. I have one of those dumb sores on my tongue. So I'm talking about Dick that's gonna head it all day with Your teeth are terrible without elvis, I mean, it's not like a cartoon counter it hurts. It hurts you feel like, yeah, all right, well, let's get into the day. We have no guests to slow us down, and we get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. All right, Gandhi, it's all you. What do you have? All right? Michigan State University is set to hold a candlelight vigil this evening to honor the victims of Monday night's deadly mass shooting. Mental health resources and crisis counseling are also being made available. Three students were killed and at least five others were injured when a gunman opened fire on campus in Eastland. Following an hour's long man hunt, police found the suspect off campus dead after he shot himself. The three victims have been identified as for a motive. The father of the shooter says his son became quote evil and mean, following the death of his mother two years ago. He also said he has no idea why his son targeted the school and didn't believe that his son was a danger to himself or others prior to the shooting. Meanwhile, police are saying the shooter had a note in his pocket, threatening two New Jersey public schools. The Ewing Township School District in New Jersey closed all schools yesterday out of an abundance of caution. An alarming number of animals are dying. We talked about this in areas near the Ohio train derailment. Officials with the Ohio Department of Natural Resources said almost four thousand dead fish have been counted in four waterways near East Palatine. A woman in North Lima, I'm sorry, it's North Lima, said that more than ten more than ten miles away, five of her hens and roosters suddenly died. The Norfolk Southern Railway train derailed February third near the Ohio Pennsylvania state line, and the EPA says three new chemicals have been discovered at the site. Jeez, I know. Finally, on a much lighter note, we officially know who won that two billion dollar powerball job box is Edwin Castor it wasn't our stand year, our listener. Does he love us send us money? Well, we know who he is, so we can write him letters. I'll find out he won a record breaking two point z four billion dollars. He decided not to accept the check in person, but issued a statement saying the real winner is the California Public School System because they get one hundred and fifty six million dollars of that jackpot. But he, if he takes the lump sum payment, gets just shy of a billion with nine hundred ninety seven How're they gonna live? That's awful. The real hunters the school system, not him. And those are your three things you guys ready for Wednesday. Remembers Bands interview ed shared we were in London not long ago. We were staying at the Hamyard Hotel. Yeah, there's a little pub right next to her. I think you shot a video there. Probably I've done. I've done a lot of things in a lot of pubs. The Mercedes Bends g L a SUV will put you in a trance with cutting edge design that whispers take a picture, It'll last longer. Learn more about this beauty at mbusa dot com, or test drive one at your local dealer in the morning show. Choose the coverage you want at an affordable price just for you. Call or go to state farm dot com today to create your State Farm Personal Price Plan. Prices vary by state. Options selected by customer availability and eligibility may vary. Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Okay, so Frog, what are you doing on your day at sea today on mc mcl prem up. I'm sorry, go ahead. Yes, we're pulling into Grand came in this morning and so today we're going on a snorkel with the sting race. Oh yay. I don't know, you know what. It's always been something I've wanted to do, But that word staying scares me, you know what I'm saying. No, they told us that very docile creatures. They will usually bury themselves into the sand because they don't they don't want to harm anybody. And usually for them to sting you, you have to step on them. So as long as you're careful around them, they will not hurt you. All right, No stepping on the steam rays. See what are you doing today? Didn you find out what Froggy is doing today? Whatever you're doing just doesn't really matter. It's like, whoa what are you doing today? Of us? I'm having a lunch with someone done nails done? Wow? Anyway, how exciting. So last night a romantic dinner with Froggy, his wife Lisa, and their son Kayden, tell a room what he did last night. So we went to the steakhouse here on Board and one of the menu items is a thirty two ounce tomahawk cowboy steak. It is so big they don't have a plate big enough to hold it. The bone sticks off both sides of the plate. He ate the entire thing and it was gone before Lisa or I finished our meal. It was unbelievable. How much food here? Wait? Are we proud of? This? Is this something my son? He ate thirty two ounces of meat? The growing lad. Lisa's like, she says to me, right when they put it on the table, there's no way he's eating all that. I'm like, no, watch he will. He is determined to finish it, and he did. Hey have you ever been one of those old roadhouse steakhouses whatever, and they say, hey, thirty two rounds steak. If you can finish it, you get it for free. Yeah. Yeah, and they put your name on the wall of fame. Yeah, you should enter him in these contests. I don't know why. It just sounds like something should Nathan's hot dog eating contest. Maybe that's different, Danielle, that's different. Yeah, because they have to like drink water and slide wieners down their throat and then and then they put water on their buns and they it's like and if they puke at all, it's called a reversal. He had three reversals. Gosh, oh my gosh, you guys, are you brought it up? Danielle details, Well, you shouldn't bring stuff up unless you want to know the truth. You should get into the hors cups. Producer Sam, who are you doing? I'm with I like scary sweater today, so I want to do them with him. Okay, let's go. Oh hey hey, if it's your birthday today, happy birthday to you. You share it with Megan d Stallion and Birdman Capricorn. An old friend will resurface. Make sure to evaluate whether this is a negative or positive addition to your life. Your Days of five Aquarius, your inner light is on fire. Don't let it be put out by too many lugs. Oh heavens, your Days of seven pieces. This is your sign to learn that hobby you've been considering. 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Your days of six Scorpio and ending and a beginning are happening at the same time. Be ready for your next chapter. Your days of nine and finally Sagittarius, awaken those around you to what you're seeing and feeling. It'll help them learn more about you. Your days and eight and those are your Wednesday morning hours goes, Well, there you go. Wait, who am I having lunch with today, who's having on birthday? Birdman and Mega selling. I'm in This is the lunch I want to go to today. Sounds like fine. Danielle, what do you have coming up in your first report? A fan got a little disrespectful with Bust of Rhymes and Charlie Pooth is heading out on tour. Excellent that and more on the way. Remember sad Bands interview you Let Lewis Capaldi go to the bathroom. It's awful in there. Turn Lewis on Louis. We should never led to someone like you who's about to perform. Go into our bathroom. It's the worst smell. Helps clear the Hey Silicon Valley take notes with NBUX Tech fluent in twenty seven languages, Augmented reality navigation that alerts you to any danger ahead, and the heads of display. The Mercedes Benz SUV lineup is the new tech giant show Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, you know what what I'm like? Halfway happy for Froggy and halfway jealous of Froggy. Yeah, Froggy is on board NCL Prima. He's uh, I think you're a Grand Cayman right now, and you're gonna swim with steam rays later. What do we do? Yeah? What are we doing today? Nothing like that? No, not at all. Not fun all right, So so lay it out for us. What are you? Who's that with you? By the way, you have guests? I do. I have Cruise director Simon with me. You remember Simon was with us when we did the inaugural in Iceland. Hello? Everyone, how are you doing? Mary is high high? Simon? Yeah, yeah, great, tell your voices. We wish you were We wish we were on board with you. But some of us have to work. I've been working every morning. I've been here every morning, working every single morning. How do you know, Simon, you don't usually get up to seven stop? How fun? How fun? So you know Prima? You know we were there to uh, to bring Prima into the world. We were at the inaugural festivities. So that was how long ago? How long has Prima been? What nearly six months ago? Now? Right? Oh? Wow? August or September? Amazing, yeah, amazing. So I'm so how many how many nautical miles has she been? I wonder, I wonder how how many trips she's been on in just six months. So she's very busy, very busy. She is seven days every single time I come forth. Wow, how fun. You know, as we sit here in the middle of midtown Manhattan, I'm thinking, gosh, maybe maybe so. So where are you going after Grand Cayman? Where are you gonna be next? I'll just meet you there and not on board. We go to Ultrario's, Jamaica next, and then we have a day at sea, and then we spend a day at the private island and they talk, ye talk about stirrup k because that that's what's getting all the buzz and not a lot of people know about it unless you cruise on NCL. This is true, and private islands actually quite amazing. I will say that a lot of questions that come up about this island though, when it comes to the excursions. Can you take a guess what the number one excursion is in that island? Sitting on your ass and drinking that's what you would think, That is what you think. It's actually swimming with pigs. Yeah, I wanted to do that time as well. Yes, yes, yes, I've never understood it myself, and I ask all my guest consolet I'm like, why you just sell me? Why and they show me the pictures and it's truly you get in the water with these pigs and you've swimmed with them. Okay, yeah, that's it. And I'm thinking, well, what's so big of it that I've been I've been hanging out with pigs my entire life. But this is a little different than the okay, swimming with the pigs. So stirp k. That is the private island that you can hang out on thanks to NCO. And that's another thing. Can you imagine where have you been today? Well, on my private island swimming with swimming with pigs, exactly right? How fun again? NZL dot com And uh, I'm you didn't hear it from me, but I think you could, you know, get like half half price on your next cruise. But they don't. Why do they not want me to talk about it? I don't get it. I would do it, am I selling out too many cruises? Maybe that's the problem I did do it. Maybe that's the problem you did. Yeah, yeah, that's that's how I'm going to Hawaii exactly. I did that. Fifty percent off is a major major you know what, Simon? I want to ask you a question. So what's it like always being in a good mood? Because anytime we we wouldn't know, but anytime we've talked to you, you always have a smile on your face, You always have energy. And is that because what you do is making sure other people are having a good time, because you're always getting smiles back from people, right, it is? And thanks for saying that. Actually I enjoy it quite a lot. I think it really does depend on the guests themselves. So like, for instance, this cruise, when we had the Super Bowl, me not having a clue what happens within American football anyway, the atmosphere was absolutely but seriously, it's like people yelling, yelling at the giant screen we've got going on. I'm like, what what are you yelling at? This just seems painful, but it was, actually it was. It was actually really quite a cool experience, and so that energy in itself was wild. So when the guests are really really happy, it's quite infectious anyway. And then when you see what we've got to offer, look at the ship herself, you really cannot but be happy every single day. To be fair there you go, and to be also to be fair on another point is when you go on, when you experience like a Norwegian Prima cruise, or go anywhere at a great hold time anywhere in the world. People who work in hospitality and do what you guys do, that is hard work because part of it is you have to do the hard work and make it look easy. And the other part is that you have to still smile even though you're dealing with people like us. Yeah, and you do a great job. So if anyone's listening to hospital do you know exactly what we're talking about? Simon, I cannot wait to be on board wherever we can find ay, wherever we can find you. Next, you take O take care of our froggy. Okay, we'll do, We'll do. I'll have a great day. Oh we will see. Look at that, have a great day. Who else is gonna say that to us today? Danielle, You ready to go? Yes, let's go. All right. So Charlie Pool is our boy heading out on Tory announced it on TikTok is the Charlie Live Experience tour, kicking off May in Mexico and wrapping things up in July and Los Angeles. I know in New York he's going to be a Radio City musical. Your pre sale you can sign up for your pre sale. Tickets in general public goes on sale Friday, so if you're keeping count or paying attention. Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly were together on Valentine's Day, even though there's a lot of drama behind the scenes. Apparently they went a couple's therapy. They're trying to work on things, so I guess we'll see what happens. That's fast, Yeah, Parrell, we'll be taking over as Louis Vaton's new men's creative director. Elvis, You're probably gonna want everything that Louis Vaton is going to offer because you love Farrell and his collection is going to be amazing. It's going to be unveiled next week, the first round at the Men's Fashion Week in Paris, and I can't wait to see what it looks like. So awesome. We love it. Can you imagine being able to afford that stuff? No, no, really, that would be awesome. I mean I mean years from now, yes, But it shows up a goodwill, Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Can you imagine if that's shown up a good will? That will be so cool? Sometimes it does every now and then it does. Busta Rhymes was walking through the airport and an overexcited fan felt up his booty and he turned around and he chucked his drink at her and a lot of people We're like, why would he do that? What do you mean, why would he do that? She totally invaded his private space. You don't do that. She says, it was an accident. I'm sorry, but watching the video, we don't think it was an accident. She went for the butt and then she giggled about and then she giggled exactly. She was thinking, it's so weird Ian if that happened to me, I'm turning and what is your number? Yeah? Thought that not so the upcoming season of Naked and Afraid on Discovery, there were a couple of people sleeping next to a fire and all of a sudden, the hot coals went on the guy's penis and burnt the tip and they show like you know it on television and he had to have the medics come in and take care of it. And he looks like he didn't leave. It looks like he's still on the show. But it all goes down. Sunday, February nineteenth. If you want to check out hate when that happens. I hate it when that happens. I do you do? Jennifer Coolidge told police that she had an unwelcome visitor walking around her property. They're investigating it right now, but there's video footage of the person just kind of like walking around, which is not cool. Phase Banks. He is a gaming YouTuber. He was at one of those big Super Bowl parties and he had this ridiculous watch on. It was two hundred thousand dollars. The watch fell off his wrist during the party and he picked it up put it in his pocket. Well, somebody pickpocketed him at this party and took the watch, and now he's offering a fifty thousand dollars reward if you return the watch to him. So we'll see if that happens. Ted Lasso Season three has a date March fifteenth, which is my twentieth wedding anniversary. I told my husband I want to do anything but sit home and watch ted Lasso of our fifteenth I'm so excited. Apple TV Plus they will all be back and it will be fantastic. Avid Elementaries on tonight. A million little things You've got the season premiere of The Mass Singer. All your Chicago shows are on tonight, and Disney Plus has a lot of cool things. Marvel's Moon Girl and the Devil Dinosaur season one six episodes. Who may want to check that out? And that is my Danielle Hey. Random question? How many times per day do you go to the bathroom as into actually, you know, go to the bathroom, not go to the bathroom, but you go and you go, Oh, like you go every time I eat? I want one and two? You know? Sometimes every time you eat. It's like an import export processing. Really, yeah, maybe once I counted yesterday how many times I went, uh to to just take a pee? And uh it was five times yesterday. Is that enough? I don't know. I don't know. Behind it depends on how much water you're drinking eating. Well, I'm I'm staying pretty hydrated. I don't know. It's fine. Are we counting? Well? How much did you go those five times? You know? I didn't bring my my measuring CuPy, I'm sorry. It seemed like there's a healthy amount. Okay. I take a migraine pill sometimes, right, and I guess it's a diuretic because let me tell you when I take that thing. I am in the bathroom like twenty times a day. But do you feel good if you go a lot? So I don't know if it's normal. I think so. So yesterday I had to like go, we were here for a long time, walked into the bathroom. Our big boss was in the bathroom, like getting ready and doing stuff. So I walked in, saw her, had a conversation, walked out, so she was like, what is going on? So I had to text her listen. I had to go. Didn't want to offend your ears, leave me alone. Yeah, it's really funny. In our building there are some bathrooms that have like a convention going on at all times, and there are other bathrooms that no one knows about, the top secret ones on other floors. Ye. Well yeah, what's scary. Yeah. I just want to say that my body is now getting into this nasty habit of going at two o'clock in the morning. I have to now get up and pee at two in the morning, and I don't like it because I used to sleep through the night. Yeah, so I have to get on some kind of other schedule. What are you laughing at? In their diamond? I just scary. Just never ceases to amaze me. Some of the things that he says are just so out of nowhere. My body's in this nasty habit. I'm going to the bathroom the morning. I didn't ask for this. My body is just telling when the usually your body tells short, but when you we're on vacation. Because where our clocks are set to the time we usually get up, I have to get up at the time I normally get up to go to the bathroom. Always. I can't sleep through it because I'm always up at that time. Going this is such a fun conversation. The worst is the dream of the toilet and then you're like, oh, no, when's the last tim you did that? Not too long ago? It was like a week, but I woke up so it was okay, Yeah, that's right, you told us that story. Yeah, there's nothing worse than waking up going oh, no, have you ever paid the garbage? Can? I've done that before? No? Yeah, that was the wrong place. We're learning so much about Daniel. I was like, what it was a long time ago, and I was like, I don't know how. I thought it was the toilet, but it wasn't. That's all good. And by the way, I'm not trying to do that old thing where you know people talk about getting up at two in the morning deal to the bathroom. I'm talking about just in the course of a day. Yeah, how many times you go? And I don't know that. Most of my women friends typically go more than the guys. I don't. My bladder must be the side like a lake. I could go for days. Really, I could feel guys are like that. In my house. The boys don't even go first thing in the morning. How is that possible. I was just doing a little research because I think you and I share something else us when we don't really do. I want to hear this. Yeah, when you when you resist that urge to pee and you kind of hold it, you start to damage the nerve that tells you I have to be mine's probably shot, a mine's gone, A mine is broken. My p nerve, Yeah, my p nerve is broken. And so your bladder is full and you just don't know it. So you could probably go in the bathroom right now feel a hefty bag and you didn't even know that you had to do. That's disgusting. That is gross, and isn't it bad? To hold it in it is. That's the whole point he was staying. He's gonna match with your penr Danielle and kidneys and stuff. Yeah, hey, uh yeah, there is an answer to that question you asked. How come it is guys can't get up immediately and go to the bathroom? Yeah, okay, what do you think about that? I'm sorry, sucked up is actually a whales Wiener Friday, guys must have crazy sex starting your day? Scary? Did you know you're a whales Wiener? Elvis ran in the Morning Show. One of the biggest twenty twenty three hiring challenges is standing out to top talent. Break through that clutter, attract the most qualified candidates for your team with zip Recruiters matching technology try for free at zip recruiter dot com. Slash. Elvis alister in the Morning Show. All right, here we are, day after Valentine's Day. So I wonder how many relationships ended yesterday? Oh? I wonder, Yeah, I wonder how many pulled the plug jumped overboard? Sorry Frog, didn't mean to say that, but I do want. I do wonder like how many ended because there were expectations for something that happened on Valentine's Day, didn't live up. You know what, You're not the one for me? M m, well, I hope they didn't end yesterday and ruin all Valentine's Day. Maybe they'll be ruined today. Maybe the end today. Well because he realized yesterday this is not the one it could be. Yeah, they say, I think this Saturday is typically the day where most people break up. The Saturday, the weekend after Valentine's Day? Now, do you return the gift or do you keep it? You keep it? Well, yeah, but it's us something you eat or it dies. I mean, you're right, No, it's a gift. A gift is a gift, right, frog, is what you're saying. A gift is a gift. If that's why you don't give somebody an engagement ring on Valentine's Day because you can't get that back, it's a gift. Yeah. So yeah, how many? How many broke up? Now here's another question for you. Did you have a friend call you yesterday on Valentine's Day and say, Hey, they think I'm gonna hang out and have dinner with you tonight, but I'm actually having dinner with someone else. And you were the alibi. Have you ever done what? Look at the look on Gaudy's face. I've been an alibi many times. Yes, with anyone we know, No, nobody you know nor nobody. I would name it either. But I've had friends call me and be like, hey, if anybody asked us with you last night, okay, I don't really even ask a lot of questions. They murdered somebody. I didn't murder anybody. It wasn't Nate called. Does get real, Danielle. We're talking about cheaters. We're talking about people who were tiptoy someone's tulips. I don't want to know. I don't want to be involved. So you've never been asked to be an alab? I, Hey, I went out with I'm gonna go out tonight. Just can I'm gonna say that I'm with you. No people know better than guilty me alive. I couldn't we not okay, in this room, I'd probably ask you. I'd ask Scary. I think Scary would vouch for me. I would vouch for you. Yeah, I would vouch for any of you. I'm not saying any of you would do that. I'm just saying that's who we are. This is we're tight. Yeah, you know, if I got a call, let's say from Scary. Hey, I'm telling Robin, I'm going out with you tonight. Okay, no problem, no problem, no offense to Robin right now. Robin's gonna hate me forever. No, she's not. She loves you now that she knows. I'm gonna lie on the other half because you're cheating about her back can't be trusted. Robin's never gonna believe for one second Scary went out with you. She's never that is true. Somebody else I would never hang out with you. So there's that. I don't know. You know, I've got all these post Valentine's Day questions, like who did what text to me? Now? I want to hear from you fifty five one hundred. Wouldn't you be interested in who got really terrible gifts that somebody thought, oh this is going to be the best and it was like a vacuum. Yeah, I want to hear those night before Valentine's Day. That's like the night you go out and the cheating valent Swine's dad that the night before. Yeah there, and they're also saying the night after, oh probably, and in some cases on the night that describing all right, all of the above, go ahead and text us so we can line up some calls and some thoughts for next break uh text at fifty five one hundred. Also we have a thousand dollars free money phone tap things to Crown Royal on the way, Elvis Stern. This person is usually a pain the ass. Kelvis Duran and The Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hello, Kelly, is that you? That's me Elvis. How are you guys? Good morning? I think I'm okay. I may have pushed the ron button here. I don't know what that why is that one on? I don't know what's that one on? I don't okay? Hi Kelly, So, Kelly, I saw your text, so we wanted to talk to you about it. Do you mind talking about it for a second? Absolutely? So Kelly says, I've been talking to a guy for months, and yesterday he posted a photo on Instagram of his girlfriend, and you didn't know she existed. I had absolutely no idea. I mean, who've been sucking forth? It's fine, But then I just saw I'm scrolling on Instagram a well on at work having a great day, and then I see he posts this picture of him in this person I've never seen before. Okay, so you say you've been talking to this guy for months. That could mean many things. I mean, so what does that mean in your situation? You know, we've been seeing each other, hanging out things like that, and you know it's not official or anything like. That's why I didn't expect for him. You know, you have to keep your expectations low these days, you know. God, even though it is so true, it's so sad, he's gonna say you never asked. You never asked if I had a girlfriend, right, No, you know, Danielle Ray, I should have asked, silly me. No, No, not silly you. I mean it seems like I've've been hanging out for a couple of months. You would through conversation, you would have gathered and there's an expectation that if somebody's talking to you in any type of flirty or romantic way, that they are not dating somebody. If it's especially sustained for months, I would just assume you're single. So how are the kicker? We have mutual friends? Also? Oh, have any of them? Waved in? I made Wade and rather, did you talk to any of them. They had no idea. Well, so, how do you know what's his girlfriend that he posted? Does it say my girlfriend, it's just a happy day, my love and your s not his sister exact his sister? Then we should have an intervention with him, although I don't know. I'm just wondering. He didn't have any pictures of her anywhere else on his page. No, So have you said anything to him yet or no? No, I just liked it. I just liked to think. Okay, let's see where that goes. Okay, I have a question here. Now, are you talking to anybody else, Kelly? Or is this the only guy you've been chit chatting with? This is the only one that I've been chit chatting with. Okay? What what? What? What kind of animal sounds? Thought I was gonna I thought I was gonna get a getcha moment? But no, Kelly is a honest Well okay, let me tell you something. I was going to go out. A lot of my sons are like, you should send screenshots of text messages to the girl, but I was like, you know what, arma, Karma will get him, He'll get his It's okay, okay, So so you just described to us what in your in your side, well on your side, would would think that he was with you and you were with him, and now you find out there's someone else involved. Okay, all right. I didn't really. I couldn't get a grasp on how serious your relationship was with him, And we don't know how serious his relationship was with the girl either. I mean, maybe they just started dating if he hasn't posted her anywhere and he thought he was in the dating phase and it was okay, So sending the text messages might be fruitless. No, I wouldn't do that. I don't want to stoop down to anybody's level. For you there, you go out, I'd be it feels nice to think about people. No, if it's a way for somebody who clearly has been around for a long time, sir, send the messages. But if there's a chance that they just started dating, why, I'd be like, Hey, he liked me to but she doesn't know anything exactly. She didn't do anything to me. Yeah, but I want her to know so that this poor girl doesn't waste her time with this jackass like me. I feel like it's girl code, like you need to let this girl know, so that she does not waste her time with this piece of you know what. But what if he's not a jack asked, because they were just all in the dating stage and he hasn't come around yet to saying, hey, I picked a girlfriend. Now you he's still being he's not being honest. He's not being honest with anybody, no matter what. He wasn't honest with her. He's not being honest. Come on, guys, come on, no way, it's early, both of you. Kelly, Kelly, all the best to you. And yeah, but at least now you have some sort of sign where this is going or what it really is or I don't know, I don't know it's it's still it's still a big mystery to all of us. Right I guess you know what, It'll continue to be a mystery because I'm not going to waste my time thinking about it, all right for you? That a girl. Hey, thanks for listening, Kelly, and uh and love you more. Go have a great day, have a great day. Yeah, Nate, what Kelly wanted to do actually happened to me. I was talking to several different people and then somebody tagged me in a photo on Instagram, and then the new girl I was talking to reached out to that girl, and oh boy, they had a full on three hour conversation. I don't know, you know, you know. Here, here's how I agree with you and disagree with you. Okay. As a friend giving advice, I would say something like, don't do that, don't don't start, don't start texting people, and because it doesn't sound all that serious, but if it was me that was being cheated on, me like, yeah, I need to know that. Okay. So there's both sides to it, you know. I got Heather right here. Hello, Heather, Hello, Hello, So so you were your best friend's alibi? Was it last night? It was not last night. It's been a few years now. I'm in my thirties. This happened probably eighteen's early twenties. But she was like my boyfriend's brother. It was one year on Valentine's Day, and I thought it was weird that my X now X was busy, and I tried to get in touch with him, and then I got a call from her. Hey, if my mom calls, can you let her know that I'm with you? And I'm like, okay, where are you? And she wouldn't tell me where she was, so I found out about a week later. I was her alibi to spend the night with my boyfriend. No, no, no, no, what Oh my god? Oh what a crappy thing. And did she know you were dating him? Yes? Oh yeah, unleash the hounds make a phone call. God. Oh that's awful. I mean, that's like two of them who are like being kind of shifty or very shifty. Well, so how did you back out of that? So once I found out, I called them both out on it, and they both, of course tried to deny it. She eventually admitted the truth and then I kind of forced him with her on the phone to admit it, and I dumped him and her and I stop talking. Good. But what a weird thing. Out of all the people people she could have called for an alibi, she called the girlfriend of the guy she was doing. Doesn't make sense. People like, see, yeah, you're right, or whoever said it the other day. It's so true. Just we got to lower our expectations serious of people. I guess, thank you. Hey, how are you doing now, though, Heather, that's the question. Oh I'm good, I've moved on. I'm in a twelve year relationship. I have a four year old. Good for you. Great things are happening for you. It's all part of our story, right Heather, have a beautiful day. Thank you for listening to us. We appreciate it very very much. Oh you too, Thank you for taking my call. I hope you guys have a wonderful day. Oh, thanks to you. 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This in the Morning Show. Yeah, we have a thousand dollars free money fun tap on the way thanks to Crown Royal. They've been a great partner of ours. I love them. Hey, um, we're digging through a New York Magazine. Is it? Which one? Is it? New York Magazine, New Yorker, New Yorker, New York Magazine. And they have this interesting article this week. It is called how to Behave? How to Behave? Now? I find that very interesting and I'm assuming this is why this article was written is because, you know, past three years, for many different reasons, everyone's gone backcrap crazy, I mean, and people or behate, misbehaving everywhere we go for whatever reasons. So they decided to come up with a list of ways we should behaving. We should be behaving. Yeah, we're kind of laughing at some of these. It's a fascinating list. It's got all kinds of different scenarios from from and lovers to strangers and others, going out, staying in, tipping, all kinds of stuff. But it's advice from people. Some of it I think you will totally agree with. Other things. I think you're going to say, what are you talking about? Well, first of all, when someone has to tell us how to behave? How bad? Is it? Very bad? I mean, seriously, I was on the train yesterday and there was some behavioral problems going on right before my eyes, right and I'm thinking, oh God, these people are just selfish. Yeah, anyway, what do you have? I mean, just kind of opened it up a little bit. Okay, let's start with strangers and others, because this is where I thought there was a lot of controversy. Okay, first one, don't feel bad about standing up in the aisle immediately upon the plane landing. Now I thought, okay, if you're tall and you need to stand up and stretch, I get that. But they're saying it's okay to try and run off the plane as long as you're not running over elderly people. No, no, it's still not okay private post pandemic. It's got to be the person who does it that wrote that. I think it's okay. He wrote that, now you need there is a quotocoll for getting off a plane and getting on a plane, is there not? I assume it's the way that the rows are set up, so the first row gets off, first second row gets off. After that, like you just have an orderly procession off the plane. Now, if they come on and say, hey, we're really late and we have a few customers in the back of the plane that need to catch their connecting flights if you wouldn't mind letting them go ahead, And I'm telling you the times we've done it. You get out into the airplane or into the airport. They're not rushing to any plane. They're full of crap exactly. Anyway, go ahead. How about this one? Do not touch the small of my back to move around me at the bar? Sure, but then it says if you're ugly, so I hardly attractive. People can just paw you, but other people better not touch me. Right who's touching me? Let me take a look at them? Oh no, no, Now, I don't think you should be touching anyone because you don't you don't know where how they feel about being touched. Scary's very touchy. He'll go to a bar and he'll put his hand on so one's back and say, pardon me. I don't think a lot of people want you to touch them. I just have thought. You're getting through a tight squeeze like that. You have to think, like, how good else do you get someone's attention to pardon me? Yeah, but sometimes they don't hear you, So I do a little bit of this. Don't touch me. I don't like being touched. I'm sorry, but I didn't know that. I thought everybody's okay with a little bit. I mean, look, if it's really lit, boom boom boom loud and you have to like barely like touch their shoulder, maybe, but the small of my back, Ryan, No, No, that's the small part of your stop touching me, scary. It's the little part, so you think part is up top. The small of my back is reserve for other things like my tramstand. Go ahead, all right, what are you talking about? You just you just laugh, just to hear yourself laughing over their nate, Go ahead, Okay, this is a good one. The proper response to being told something you already know, isn't. I know, Elvis, you're good at this. It's your right and you just continue speaking. Yeah, right, Look, you know it's so easy for us to come across as no at all. Right, if someone says something you've already heard before, it's so easy to go, you know, I heard that, But you say that sometimes to let them know that you're engaged with what they're saying, and you can have you can continue a conversation. But you're right, Yeah, I don't know, but I was told by a great communicator years ago is if someone tells you something that you already know, it's really great to go really tell me more, even though you already know. Okay, what if they start to get things wrong? Though? Do you correct them? Yes, okay, you don't have to. I had no idea, but actually you're wrong, all right? Never ask anybody what their job is. I kind of like that one, like what's your job? What do you mean, what do you do for a living? You can't ask that, I mean you can, but I think here's the thing. I think a lot of people put too much stock in their profession as their identity, and some people don't think that they have jobs that represent their identity. So I don't want to like name anything specific. But you know, I don't like talking about my job because it always puts other people in a weird position where they're either say, oh, yeah, I totally know I love that show and they feel like they have to, or they feel they need to tell you they've never listened to your show. They listen to NPR and they don't think you're cool. Okay, Well I don't want to talk about this anyway. Let's talk about you. Oh yeah, okay, cool like that would be like talking to somebody from Wendy's and then being like, sorry, I only eat somewhere else. That's weird it is we say that, Yeah, I think you really need to be in a closer relationship with him. Didn't. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't agree one hundred percent. This is with strangers, though, so once you get to know somebody, you can talk about those things. But it says it's classes and boring. But I feel like, if I want to further my relationship, say it's like a romantic thing, or if I'm interested in you, I do want to know what you do for a living, right, because you're ruling them out if they do something you don't want to well, no, not necessarily, Like if it's something that's like a negative thing, then yes, I'd be like, oh, I'm a murderer. Yeah exactly. You never know what you're gonna get nowadays, I'm a drug dealer. Okay. This says when casually asked, how are you say? Good? I think they mean well, but just answer if it's casual, I'm fine, everything's great. You don't hit them with you Oh my god, my back hurt. I'm having I'm having just how are you doing a painful right to Lynch? I feel like that's what Nate does if he had two strokes and this. I'll be honest with you. What's that, Nate? What do you see? Somebody's asking what douchebag wrote this article? Well, you know, yeah, there's some interesting stuff. There's definitely some douchebaggery going on in this article. Some of these are good, some of these are bad. Scotty, this one's for you. If somebody mispronounces a word but you knew what they meant, move along, I'm gonna try. Okay, Scotti will correct you immediately on who they are. Give me a few more than we'll get back to it. Okay. Never answer a compliment with a compliment why because they say it. Sure, it doesn't come off as a genuine It seems like you're just trying to make them feel good because they made you feel good. Better thing to do is just say thank you so much. That's very nice of you. If someone says, oh, you look so great and you say, oh, you do too, that totally looks like you're just saying that because right because they said, okay, exactly, How about this one, here's a good way to handle yourself when being introduced to a famous person. So if someone introduces you and says, this is my friend Pete. It's Pete Davidson, you say, oh, of course, so nice to meet you, because it's weird to pretend you don't know who that person is. But you also don't want a fangirl. Okay, yeah, of course that's nice meeting. And this one's very important. It says white people, but I think all people should always clearly pronounce fifty cent. It is not fitty. Don't say fitty. It's never been fitty. It's always been fifty. It's fifty cent. Okay, fifty cent sounds stupid. I don't know fitty cent sounds stupid. He doesn't say that. I agree. You know, if if I if I can have license to say fifty cent from now on, I will be totally fine with it. It says not only license, that's what you should do. Okay, we'll get back to this lady. How we should be, how we should be behaving. Yeah, but does it talk about like people who just go go hamm in public and go crazy and just enter embarrass them elves and other people. Tons of stuff. There's the rules of going out, the rules of tipping, there's I mean, this article goes on for pages. Don't you want to know who they talk to? I think they just made these up themselves, but it sounds like some of them did. Yeah, we got to move on that. Let's go. You got any money? Yeah, thanks to Crown Royal. We love them. They showed us all sorts of great things that came from Canada, like hockey and basketball across the way we play football. Nothing is as American as the Canadian stuff. We love. Cheers to that. Cheers to our friends at Crown Royal. Show your gratitude with a toast and a glass of Crown and Life will treat your royally. You need to be twenty one and over to win this thousand dollars with the free Montey phone tap it. Make sure you do drink responsibly. When you do drink, Crown royalmost to give you a grant. Call me out to win one eight hundred two for two zero one hundred scary. Who does the free money? Phone tap Danielle durand phone tap Danielle. Yes, I'm hearing you're extra angry. Yes, so Stephen wants us to phone tap his boyfriend, Josh. Josh has a habit of placing garbage cans to reserve his spot when he pulls out in the morning, and his boyfriend keeps saying, look, this is gonna cause a lot of problems. You're gonna have issues. So they just moved into a new building. And I am the resident, and I am not happy, and I am pissed from the beginning. Yeah, listen to this, hopefully Daniel's phone tap upset. She is hello him? Is this the person who lives in thirty four F who's calling? Please? Ah? This is Rachel. Hi, Rachel, Hi. Do you live in that department? I do? Yes? Can you stop parking your car in front of the building like that? Excuse me? You heard me? You're ford focused pieces. You put two garbage cans saving a spot for yourself. There's no safe spots. Your name is not on the spot. It doesn't say thirty four F. Please park here. Oh okay, I'm sorry, I wow. I didn't. Are you the mayor of this building? No, I'm not the mayor. I'm sorry. I didn't know would cause anybody any problems? Is it your space? I didn't mean to pause nobody's space. It's whoever can get there first, getting you think, especially just moved into the building. Well, I've no one else has complained yet, and I didn't know that it complaining for everyone else. Sorry, I don't want to cause any waves. Ye jump on a wave and get the fatt of here, which is stupid ass car. You got two legs, walk around the corner and walk all right, So we're calling him back. You do all the talking. I'm just gonna listen. Okay, let him tell you what happened. Okay, gotcha, Okay, Oh my god. But you know how I've been saving the space with garbage hands and no one has said one word. So this bitch calls me up and starts swearing at me and cursing at me and says, you think you're the mayor of the apartment building. And I'm like, uh, listen, honey, that space doesn't have your name on it. So I'm gonna park wherever I want. And she's like, well, you better move it. I'm gonna hit your car, girl, hit my car. You're going to jail, bitch. I've been telling you for years that somebody was going to have an issue with you. Putting the two garbage cans out, and you just never listened. So now we're going to have all this drama in the building. No drama. This chick is in her place. Okay she it sounds like about the drama to me her mouth again. Okay, I said her straight. She is not going to talk to me that way. Who's that? Josh? I can't even sit here and listen to you. The movie cuts. You're being phone tapped, and Stephen that I both know you did not talk to me that way. What please, Stephen is phone tapping you? And you just told him that you talk to me like this tough guy, and it definitely wasn't like that. Are you kidding me? Well, that's what I would have said if I got you back on the phone. Okay, there you go, one thousand dollars free money phone tap. You know, have you thought about what we do? We come in here every day, we laugh, we enjoy each other's company, we play a couple of great songs, and we give away money to people. It's awesome and it's like, wow, I just woke up, he realized. Okay, hey Steve, yeah, yeah, it's all you. Your caller one hundred you want a thousand dollars, Yes, let's go. Yeah, I know guys like winning at the at the casino. What's that. I've actually been caller ninety nine and you've told me that like four times in the last year. Oh so, yeah, you finally got through. Something happened. Now you're called on one hundred. This is good. Yeah, the film counts. Yeah, that's awesome. List you sound like a fun time. Look a thousand dollars on the way. You enjoy and thanks for listening to a Steve. Thanks very much. Thank you have a great day. Hold on one second. Steve sounds just like our digital director over here, like Tony Mlay. He does just like very chill. He's gonna enjoy the thousand. Hey, thanks to Crown Royal. Another one thousand dollars free money phone chap tomorrow. Thanks for the good life, Thanks for everything that Canada has given us. And thank you to Crown Royal for letting us in on that. Danielle, what do you have coming up? We're gonna talk about Demmi Lvano. She's got a new song for the Scream franchise and also a TikTok challenge is causing some issues isn't it usually the case? This part of today's show, we listen with Elvis Duran on demand. The entire show uploaded every day only on the I Heart Radio app. Show. At the end of your first year, Discover credit cards automatically double all the cash back you've earned. That's right, everything you've earned doubled. Seriously see turns and check it out for yourself at discover dot com. Slash Matt, Hey, can I say something ident You gotta hear this. This is hilarious. God, oh my god. I love you guys. I hear you by the way. I just laughed. Hey, Danielle, we're about to get into your Danielle Report. Yeah. Also, we have to say hello to Froggy on board Norwegian Prima. They are ready to I guess, hop off board and head into a Grand Cayman. Right, Yeah, we're getting really close. We're starting too. I kind of slow down then I'll pull into port now so funny as if he's driving for the show. Now allow me some room over there. Fought my ship? How fun? A day of swimming with the sting rays. I'm so happy for you. You can do this. This is so cool. What are you doing? Today, and I'm not swim swimming with sting rays. Well, I'm ever just in awe. Like when we do these ship things and we're on board, You're like, how can they build something so large and it goes from place to place? Yeah, it's incredibly it's cute and all the mechanics, mechanical things going on inside and how they Yeah, the whole thing. It's mind blowing, the whole everything is mind blowing. It's just really we all we walk around thinking weird, and we know it all, we know how to maneuver of this world, and then things like this happen. A beautiful ship from no region rolls into port and picks us up and takes us on an adventure. God, yeah, froud. I mean, I'm sure there's I'm sure there's a scientific reason or whatever. But I was talking to Lisa yesterday and I said, look how beautiful this ship is. But yeah, if you threw a piece of steel in the water, it would sink, Like how did they make this? So they build this gigantic, beautiful piece and it floats and it's the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen. Does it do it? Well? There's that you know that sealed hall. That has a lot to do with it. Yeah, and I know it's about displacement, right, and you're displacing the water. But still it's a big chunk of steel. Why doesn't it sink. It's well, let's not talk about it, because I mean, blows your mind, right, Well I don't. I don't want to. I just want to assume all it's fine and we just move on. This is the thing. We go to it. We go through life, and we survive every day walking through this metropolis we live in, full of weird stuff going on, and we survived to see another day. I'm surprised at all of it. It's crazy. I know. Good God, are we on acid right now? Are we doing mushroom? I feel the same way about it. I feel the same way about a thermis. You put something cold in it, it keeps it cold. You've been something hot in it? Exactly? How you let me? Let me, let me blow your mind a little more. How about you know that day Danielle walked in and said, I have a baby growing in my belly. Yeah, that's amazing. Well, first of all, let's talk about the miracle how it got there? Hey, hey, hey, no, it is a miracle, and then the baby when it's time, decides to fall on out. You know, it's just the whole thing. This is why we've got to stop doing gummies before we come on the show. Okay, let's all calm down. We're gonna get into Danielle report. Danielle, you're ready to go? Yeah, all right? And then an interesting, interesting question came up with Ali gold in the back that involves sex and marriage. Oh, okay, have I piqued your interests? Can piqued your interests? The question? You'll see what it is at the moment. It's very valid. It's a very interesting conversation. But first, daniel all right, daniel what do you got going on? All right, So, Jimmy Lavado, we'll be releasing a new song for the Scream franchise called Still Alive. It would be the lead single of the Scream six movie soundtrack. And you know the film is coming out in early March. Logan, Paul and KSI. You know that they got together. They're giving us the prime and it's crazy how much it sells out everywhere. In certain parts of the world, you cannot even get your hands on it. It's insane and people have jacked the prices up. So they were talking about how much they have made on Prime. They have cleared two hundred and fifty million in retail sales and one hundred million gross internationally. That is insane and it hasn't even been out that long. I know. It's a fathe in my house. Every single flavor. We love it, but it's crazy. So there's a TikTok challenge I don't know if you've seen it, where they are hot wiring certain models of Kias and Hundai vehicles. So now because of this, Hyundai and Kia have to update their cars systems and make sure that like people can't steal them as easily as they could in the past because of these stupid TikTok challenges. So they had to go in and change a couple of things. I mean, it's so ridiculous. Don't TikTok should not be like your bible for everything? Did you do? It's so insane, It's so ridiculous. Well, they have to be your bible because that's how China keeps an eye on it. Oh, is that what it is? Specifics back to you, Okay, Katie Perry's going extending her Vegas residency and Luke Brian will be doing some stuff as well. Hers is in May, July and August, and then he will be August in September, so that will be fun. BTS. You know, a lot of them are taking a break right now. Some of them have their mandatory military duty that they have to do. So Suga is going on his first solo tour. He's kicking off April in Belmont Park, New York, and then he will wrap things up in South Korea in June. So that's going on. Olivia Wild and Jason sudeikis their X nanny who allegedly spoke to the media about them, is taking them to court, claiming that they drove her to her wits end and caused her anxiety. Now apparently she has developed a pattern as to doing this to other people, trying to get famous, trying to get money. So you know, it's a he said, she said right now, and we'll see what happens with that. Lonas X is in a group of people being sued for a million dollars for trashing a really amazing mansion from a house party. Apparently when they rented this house they were told no parties and nobody listened. There was a thousand people at the party, twenty five thousand dollars. They're saying in damages to the couches alone, what a party? So yeah, they said it was an insane party. When that time you went to a party and just ripped up the couches. I Talian never brton the furniture. But is how like rock and roll parties used to be where they would trash the hotel rooms and trash houses and stuff like that. You don't hear about that anymore. Now, let's bring that back, hearing about it again. Have an elementaries not tonight, A million little things. You've got the season for me over the mass Singer. All your Chicago shows are on, and Disney Plus gives you Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur. That's my Danielle report. Excellent. Just go around the room, Gandhi. Yes, we'll start with you. I think it's very lovely that all of you guys always call me one of the guys. But I think it's gone too far. How's that us? Scary was just having a conversation. It was Nate myself, Scottie. We're sitting in the room. He's talking about someone, and he said, yes, she's like the female version of us looking right at me. I'm a girl, I'm a female version of us. Were you talking about because you're one of the guys, I don't think it registered. Oh yeah, he said, you know. I just you know, when I look at you, I don't think girl, you definitely are one of the the guys. But that was a little silly fails. Every second I get a brand new article of clothing, like my girlfriend got me this beautiful sweater for my birthday, I spill something on it. I've got a coffee stain because it dripped out of my bottom lip. And now look at this. This is a travesty. But I can't keep new clothes without stain free. I can't. Every time I get a new article of clothing, there's a stain on it within a minute. This is why all your clothing should be colored, stain color. I just had a sucks and that. Now I gotta find what gets black coffee? Yeah, go go, No, it's gonna set you better go go. God man, it's a stain. What's going on there? Froggy, what are you thinking about? So when we dropped our animals off too, so we could come here and do this on Norwegian Prima. I'm standing there next to Lisa as she's dropping the dogs. She asked the person behind the counter, what's their view like? And I'm like, did you really just ask what their view is? Then we're not paying extra for a better view. I mean you don't know where they're staying, Like what the room's like? Yeah, no, I knew what it was, but they're they're in like a kennel where it goes outside. They have playtime three hours a day. They get to play with other puppies. But she's like, I'm gonna know what their view is. What will they see? Like they're dogs, but we paid extra. We paid extra for a pool view. Yeah, and they're probably gonna love it watching all the things go by. They have beach front. They need beach front, that's right, Tell on you man. Whatever, we're paying extra for a pool view. They don't even care, no, no, but they'll see other dogs at the pool and that's good for them. And I get it. Lisa knows what she's doing. Yeah, she's a good dog. She doesn't absolutely, Hey, producer, Sam, what's going on? Everyone knows. I love my funky footwear, and I feel they need to defend myself because I've not gotten more random DM action than when those red Astro boots became a thing. Yes, I want them. I don't understand how we just came out of a world where I was growing up, stilettos were called quote practical fashion, but now this is impractical. Absolutely I love them. I'm not gonna buy them because they're expensive, but yes, I would absolutely wear them and make them look fantastic. They look like Smurf shoes, like popa Smurf Mario Brothers. Yeah, I'm here for it. Those are action people. Do you like them? Idea? That's all that matters. Don't listen to this this, don't listen to me and Gandhi. We don't like talking. Danielle. You take a seat. Hey, you be quiet over there and stop Danielle, what's up with you? Okay? So I want to be a kid again. I want to have that innocence. I was watching this little girl on TikTok and she was in this snowstorm and her dad's sister, what happened? Who did this? And she was so cute. She goes Elsa. Elsa came and she froze everything. She came to our house and she did this and it was just the cutest, most innocent thing ever. Kids are just so innocent. They don't have to deal with all that crap that we gotta deal with all the time. Let's all act like children every now and then because it is just so wonderful. So you know what, from now on when it snows, guys, Elsa didn't oh happily blame Elsa. Wow, there you go. I was on the train yesterday and I don't mind taking the train home, but I ran into my first situation. Oh what happened? Well, there was a woman on the train and there were not a lot of people in my in the car, she says, hey, what time is it? I looked at my clock. I told her what time it was. It. She says, you're Robert Murphy, aren't you? And I look left and right to see who's there to cover. No, I'm not Robert Murphy. I'm to go, which maybe a look familiar to her. Yeah, you owe me money, Robert, And I said, well, I'm not Robert Murphy. I met you at Red Robin. Oh, I'm to Hamburger place. I just I've never been to Red Robin. She said, you know, I'm gonna see you. I'm gonna see you again. I'm gonna get that money out of you. I'm oh. And I was reminded that sometimes, you know, when you're out there in the public or maybe public transportation here in New York City, you just don't know what people are going through or you know where they're coming from. And then I got off the train and there's a couple of police officers there, you know whatever. I fel okay, and it was fine. She seemed like a nice lady. I just, you know, I don't know where this came from, but it goes back to this conversation we were having earlier Gandhi about how we should act in public and what's going on and how things have changed over the past three to five years, where there are people who out there, there are mentally ill people walking around who need help and they're not getting it, and you just don't know who you're dealing with. And then you see these stories and hear these stories about the gunman in Michigan or five years ago in Florida, anywhere. Any day there was a guy in a van in Brooklyn who was having some mental issues and ran over some people. And I don't know, I wish, I wish there was a way. I wish there was an answer other than just moving into a field in the middle of Idaho where no one can get near me. And you don't want to put like security everywhere, Like when you go into a movie theater, you don't go through a metal detector. And a lot of times I prize that we don't have that yet, But at the same time, you know we shouldn't have to have that. Well there's a mental detector and maybe a mental detector which they will never ever come up with. Yeah, I don't know. I think we spend a lot of money on a lot of stuff that we could divert some of those funds to help people who need the mental help instead of just turning them out into the street and hoping they, you know, fend for themselves. One would hope. But when you're living in a city like New York City, I mean it's quite large. I don't know if you've noticed that. We've got tens of millions of people everywhere coming into out of the city today to work and live. And I saw a gentleman at a Wells Fargo atm Center this morning, pulling a blanket up over himself to take a nap, you know, on the way to work. And we're this is our world we're living in and I want great things for everyone and to bless you. And what do you do? Do you stop and say, I'm sorry you are mistaking me for someone else, but I don't owe your money, but I want you have a good day and if you need anything, you know there's people here to help you. Or is it better just to like get away fast? Yeah? I have no idea. I don't know what that answer is. Because some people just need to feel human, and when you address them and you humanize them, that can de escalate a situation. But other times it might be too far gone, and then you're putting yourself in harm's way. So maybe I don't know. I did. I tried. I tried as as best as I could, just to be like having a normal conversation. No, No, I'm sure I think you're mistaking me for someone. Yeah, you know the ogi money named Robert Murphy you met at a Red Robin? What did Robert do? I'm none of the above. And then Nay says what if you went to a Red Robin today and one of the waiters came out. He looked just like you, and he said, my name Robert Murphy. I'm Robert. I'll be taking care of you today. You grab him by the ear and you take him to the train and you make him pay. That lady, you all that lady? She thinks I'm you, right, bastard. Anyway, Hey, So Ali Gold had a very interesting conversation. We had a great conversation in the other room. Yes you want to bring it up. Yes, I'm going to hit it now, and then we're I want to hit it, come back to it in a few moments. It all. So I had a question for my friends that are in long term relationships, because every time I've said my last relationship was great sex, they said, well, you don't marry the best sex you've ever had. Oh that's depressing, and I in anything, And I was like we And then so I asked my friends in long term relationships, like is the sex like great? And they're like, well, it's not. It's definitely not the best I've ever had. Like, it's like no, I think it also depends on how many partners you do you hadn't it too many you don't have much to compare it to. Could be Yeah, I mean, but you know if many partners are not if it's great sex, if it blows your mind, or if you're if you end at the end of it, you're like, is there a mar Yeah, you pretty much know that. I don't know. And so it got me thinking as well, like what does sex mean to people? Sex means different things to different people. You may be ray, you may have been raised in a household where sex was a dirty topic. You never brought it up, and so maybe you were addicted to porn at one point. Now your expectation is that's what it's supposed to be, So you think that's what great sex is and it's not. Or you connect with someone on a level and sex is something that's a wow, we really connected during sex. You may think that, but the person you need sex with that you connected with didn't connect with you because they don't connect with people and sex, because sex with him is something that has nothing to do with love, which means has nothing to do with marriage. Like it kind of makes you wonder. Yeah, it's just very curious because it meets like you're in a long term partnership, doesn't the emotional outweigh like it makes sex really great for a marriage. But everyone I've talked to us said, well, yeah, you don't marry the best sex you've ever had? Did they say that when they're together? Both of them say that, No, friend, I don't know, and I mean, you know, we have millions of people listening, and we're gonna have some text from people saying that is not right. I married someone and definitely sex. I don't know. I think it's different for everyone. Something to bring up. We may have to revisit this in a few moments. So I hang out, What the hell do we do for a living? How mister Rand in the morning show, Hello Fresh delivering tasty recipes and fresh prepo some ingredients right to your door. And now they offer forty weekly recipes to choose from. Get sixty five percent off plus free shipping at Hello Fresh dot com slash Elvis. That's Hello Fresh dot com slash Elvis in the morning show. Well, time for us to sit here and continue our work day. But Froggy, this is where I kick you off the show and tell you to go out there. There you are on Norwegian Primo. You just pulled into a port in the Grand Cayman. Right time for you to go. Let you go. Okay, you gotta gotta tell me twice. So you guys said, I'll see you tomorrow morning. Go swim with the sting rays. We'll be here swimming with the sharks. Don't worry about us. We love you, Froggy. You have a beautiful day. Okay, love you all. Bye. There you go. Gotta let him go. He's gotta go go play. It's playtime. Um. So we're about to get into sound with Garrett on the heels of the conversation we were having about do you marry the person you have the best sex with? And I can't tell you. I've been watching the text messages. Majority of the people texting are saying that no, the best sex they ever had, they didn't marry and they would never marry them. Wow, oh wow. I mean all the things from like they were abusive, toxic, great sex, but never marry them. But may have a couple of the people on line here like Stephanie Hi, Stephanie Hi, I'll this good morning everybody, Well, good morning and welcome to the show. So what Ali Gold, our friends said was in their conversations with friends, you never ever marry the best sex you ever had? Ronny turns out that way. What are your thoughts about that? I would have to definitely agree. My craziest sexual relationship was also the most turbulent, chaotic and stressful relationship I have ever been in. And full disclosure, I'm in a great relationship now and the sex is wonderful, but you know it's much more stable and not crazy, that's for sure. Well, so, I even though you had crazy, wild sex with that person who gave you the worst relationship ever, Well, I would say that even though the relationship is great now, doesn't that help make the sex feel a little better because there's no like, you know that after you're done with the sex, there's no price to pay, you know what I'm saying? Oh? Absolutely, I mean it is just very you know, loving and respectful and there's no how do I want to call it, like, there's no consequences to it after this fact, like you are just having sex because you love each other and you want each other, not because you're feeling pressured into it. Okay, Okay, you walk You walked very very lightly down that hallway and you did very well. I get it. I else wanted to chime in. I feel like those there's a weird part of your brain that kind of associates with rewards. So when you're in a really toxic relationship and you have these constant struggles and battles, that moment that you're having sex with them, everything's okay and you feel like, oh, this is a good thing right now, this is good And that's why it might feel so much better than when you're in a stable relationship and you don't feel the giant swings. It's not actually better good sex. What's that all about? Stop? Stop it? All right? Well, thank you Stephanie, thanks for opening up. And have a beautiful day to day. Okay, absolutely, you guys too. It's going to be nice out today, so make sure you enjoy it. Well, depends on where you're calling from. Where where are you. You're in New Jersey, so yeah you're yeah, we're in New Jersey. Yeah, you have a beautiful day where you are today? All right, Stephanie, thank you so much. Hello Amanda. Hi, Amanda says I absolutely married the best sex I've ever had and never want to have sex with anyone else. Ever again. Isn't it nice to be able to say that and let yourself off the hook. No, and you never have to worry about finding sex or another relationship ever again. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, first of all, let me just say that I've been listening to you guys since I was like ten years old, and I listened to you every morning. I've moved around the country and I listened to you guys everywhere. I love you, guys, And this is crazy that I'm on the radio. We're kind of weird listening as a ten year old girl. Now you're talking about sex with us. I don't know. Yeah, how's that going for you? Well? Go ahead. So you you're in a relationship now that you know is the best sex you've ever had, and you you have found it, you don't have to worry about it ever again. Absolutely. I mean, my husband and I went on three dates and then we basically moved into with each other the weekend the world shutdown, and we got married after eight months and had our sons nine months later. And now he's nineteen months old, and our sex life is great. We have sex almost every day, every two days. If we go three days without having sex, that's like a long time. Okay, yeah, you know it's like I'm looking around the room. People have faces on like, oh wow, Okay, really three days is way too much, way too far to go without it. Okay, Amanda, thank you, and I'm happy for you. I'm happy to know that someone's having great sex everybody. You're right, absolutely, Nate has great sex every day with himself his sex stations. All right, thank you, Amanda, Thanks for listening to us since you're ten years old. I love that. Finally, Jessica, you and your husband not the best sex, but it's the best relationship and you love him and you're having a you're totally fine with it. Right. Oh yeah, I mean famous the last girl we dated for about eight months, I got married, and um, we're very happy. We just you know, we do it. We connect. Everything's great, even though it's not the best. So it's okay, okay, listen to this show. Yeah, you guys have some good relations Yeah, exactly. There are things that matter more than the sex, right, I mean yeah, okay, but but Jessica, does he know it's not the best sex you've ever had. If you had that conversation saying it's okay, yeah, whoa what did you say to him? Um? I mean when we're doing it and stuff, and he can probably tell that I'm not always like into it, right. He tries, but he knows that he is not the best, which is, you know, perfectly fine for both of us. So so you know you're going to the motions. Oh yeah, all right, okay, well look, you know, but you're connecting. You're with someone you love very much. I would happily rather have that over great sex any day of the year. Sorry, Oh yeah, all right, Jessica, thank you, go have a great day, and thank you for listening to us. By bye. Yes? Is he when I'm gonna say something? Nate? I don't know why, poor guy. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Everybody was thinking it the poor guy. What do I mean? This is a lovely woman, but that poor guy? Like what? Poor guy? What? What? I been put on blast right now? Won But it depends on how important the best sex in the world is to you. It might not be important. Okay, I wouldn't want to know it, and also you don't want everyone now who listens to this show to know it. Who knows her voice. I'm very grateful we had to call her on Okay, thank you. I felt bad just because someone said, how have you told him? And she said, well, he could tell moment. I'm not speaking for all guys, but speaking for this guy, is it safe to say. I mean, I've never really had bad sex. I mean, there's been a couple of flops along the way, but every every all sex is great sex for me. So I'd like to ask the ones you've been with and that's great sex to you versus great sex to anyone else. I mean, this means different things. Who can answer that? I feel like women, women feel a lot of times that that's a woman's plain. Here we go. Hey, women have a lot more critiquing because guys are horrible at the deed and sometimes, you know, I feel like as a guy, speaking for yourself guy, as a guy on this end, on the receiving end degree on this thank you, thank you. I don't know where we're going with this person moving on thank you. He's still talking. I think I know what he's saying. What is he saying? Translation? Please? I think he was trying to say for men's sex is like pizza, where even if it's bad, it's still good. Whereas for women, no, it can be terrible. I've had some really awful pizza. Okay, there you go. So it's not all good straight playing gays playing? What does that mean? I don's plaining. I don't know. But when it gets to I'm like, I don't know. What'd you say? Was that laugh? I'm sorry? Uh? Sound with Gary? Uh yeah, hello to you to save the show? Here we go, Here we go? Yeah, boys Demand. Speaking of sex, they were on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and they changed up their song I'll make love to you too. I'll make love to you if you want to right now? Oh? Okay, what do they say? I don't understand what they're saying. We pretty much just like how Froggy begs for sex and Lise always says, oh maybe later or were in Chi, I love to you if you allow me to his neck? Yes? Oh god? Boys Demand they're now they're no longer boys. Yes. Speaking speaking of sex songs, Usher has one that's coming out called Glue A little slow at first. Such that is some baby making us right? Imagine him doing that. I don't think I've ever heard Usher quite like this before. Have you you have? Imagine that? At the super Bowl if he gets the chance. What else, you guys? All right, um, let's talk about Edge Hearing. If you follow him on Instagram, you saw that he was in New Zealand and during his show, his little loop pedal that he uses broke and Edge Hearing's a one man band up on stage. It's just him. So instead of canceling the show, this is what he said. Oh gosh, thank you very much for being patient. I'm gonna be straight with you. There's something in the loop pedal. But until they fixed that, you're gonna hear some songs I basically instead of with a pedal. So he started doing acoustic and this is what it sounded like. Kee I's thinking about Edge Shearing. A loop pedal's not going to slow him down, right, Everything stadiums by the way, cheering, and that just shows you what he is. He's pure talent because it doesn't matter. He sounds fantastic no matter what. All right, So great, let's play a game. See if we could figure out this theme song from a game that we've all played before at least once in our life. But if it was a SKA song, what this is what it sounds like anybody you know, No, Tetris. Is that Tetris Scott Tetris? Okay, there we go. And then finally this is very cool. So two grandmas sitting down on the couch and uh, the daughter of one mother said, she tells them, Hey, we're going to become grandparents. You're going to become grandparents. Listen to both grandma's reactions. What is it? Are you kidding? Day? That's how Gandi's mother would sound. Absolutely. Only it's very early. It's only I'm gonna be nine weeks boy, and thank you. There you go grandma's Wow. Let's get into Danielle Report live from her basement. How is it down there? How are you feeling? I'm glad. I just have a head cold now. So it's moving along as you're feeling. Okay. Yeah. So Mark Anthony is expecting his first child with his new bride, Nadia. Congratulations. I don't know how many kids he has, No, does he have like six kids or eight kids or here's a lot of kids. So I don't know how many this would make when this one comes along, but it's a lot of kids. Let's talk about Joey bar on the View. She had a little wardrobe malfunction while on commercial break during yesterday's episode, she readjusted before she got back on air, and she said that it was her special gift to all the old people out there on Valentine's Day, to all the old guys. And then WHOOPI said, well, she almost put my eye out with that thing from where I was sitting. Rebel Wilson launching a dating app. It is named Fluid, and that's what it is. It's a fluid dating app. She said. It's the first dating app where you don't it's not a great names. You know, we took Froggie. We let Froggie leave for the day. Guys, he's the one that makes those comments. It's the first dating app where you don't have to actually define yourself or check a box or anything like that. I'm straight, I'm gay, I'm bisexual. You don't have to describe it anything like that. So that's the type of app that it's going to be. Charlie poof heading out on tour. He announced it on TikTok. It's called the Charlie Live Experience Tour, kicking off in May in Mexico and wrapping things up in July in Los Angeles, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. We're out and about together on Valentine's Day. In case you're keeping track, apparently they were they beginning romantic by drinking each other's blood. I don't think so they do things like that, right they do. They went a couples therapy though, so let's hope they're working on things there. Pharrell, we'll be taking over as Louis Vutan's new men's creative director. It's gonna be awesome and his first collection will be unveiled next week at Men's Fashion Week in Paris. So I can't wait to see all that cool stuff. Um let's see. So there's an upcoming season of Naked and Afraid. I don't know if anybody watches that, but it's been around a while. And the guy on the show was sleeping next to the fire and unfortunately his penis got burnt, only the tip of his penis from like the little hot coals. There are so many come off, yeah fire. They had to call in the paramedics and take care of that. And anyway, it's all going to be on that show if you want to watch it. Jennifer Coolidge told police that she had an unwelcome visitor walking around her property. So they're investigating that the guy who's just like walking around and they have it on surveillance camera. It is getting really scary for celebrities lately. There's just too much of this happening where people are like breaking into their properties. Ted Lasso season three, It will be coming to Apple TV Plus on March fifteenth. We cannot wait till it is on the way. Busta Rhymes was at the airport and a fan got a little over excited and touched his butt and so he chucked a drink at her, and people were like, was that the right thing to do? Of course it was the right thing to do. You don't do that. You don't invade people's privacy like that. It's ridiculous. So anyway, Ibo elementaries on tonight, a million little things, the season formie of the Mass Singer. You've got all your Chicago shows, and Disney Plus gives you Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur and that's my Danielle report. Kind of play a song I don't know. You know, we played this song by Ray yesterday. Everyone's talking about the lyrics. Yeah, it really is a great song. What else you got? I mean, I can play that if you want. What do you even moved for? I'm gonna mood for anything. Oh, don't no? Who are these people staring at us? Where? Who are you? People? Who are these people staring at us? Oh? I love Stella? I would love Estella. Right now, you kid me? Good morning. It's time for a good morning Stella. All right, let's play Escapism, this song by Ray. I love the lyrics, I love the sound. It's very smooth. You into it? Yeah, here we go. That is Escapism. That is Ray. Do you think Ray will make her an appearance at this year's iHeart Radio Music Awards? Maybe? I wonder the iHeart Radio Music Awards Live from Los Angeles. It will be on Fox Live from the Adobe Theater March twenty seventh. If you want to go, we'll hook you up a trip for two to the I Heart Radio Music Awards Los Angeles, air transportation taking care of along with your hotels, uh, tickets to the show, I mean, the whole thing. If you want to win, you know you do, go to Elvis duran dot com enter and get the rules right now, don't forget. You can watch the iHeart Radio Music Awards Live from the Adobe Theater, March twenty seventh on Fox. How cool is that? Loving that? Um? Can we get back to that list we were talking about earlier? Gandhi Oh Shore from New York Magazine. Yeah, way, absolutely we should behave Yeah, and so far Danielle and I are not agreeing with all that. I don't know. Yeah, I don't either all of them. No, there's some nonsense on there. What do you guys want to talk about? We can do friends and lovers rules when it comes to them. I know, I hate that word. Um, we could do dining out, dining out out for all a bunch of we're a little crazy about people who don't dine out. Well, no problem, we can get into that in a few minutes. And friends and lovers if you want to do that, as long as can we change the word lovers? No? You see, I think that he says a lot about you, speaks volumes that you cannot handle the word lover. I'm not the only one. Lots of people hate that word too. It weird. Go ahead and give us, like, give us a few that you were just looking at. Okay, how about if your hamburger starts to turn into a salad. You have adjusted the menu too much. Don't do that. People who ad just men used to I can't stand that. I mean you, I understand a little tweak, but don't ask for a totally different thing. Okay, No deciding your order once you've reached the counter. You should have that ready to go by the time you get to the front of the line. Yeah, there's nothing better than standing in line and then it's the person in front of you. It's their turn, and they say, hey, yeah, what do you have? All this time? All this time? Got what do you got? What do you like? And when the waiter comes to your table or waitress comes to your table and you I'm not really sure, can't tell them you need a couple of minutes. Don't hold them hostile. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah, okay, I'm with that. I mean behavior there, but nothing, there's nothing awful to Hey, that conversation we hear yesterday about the restaurant in New Jersey that it will not allow kids under ten, Yeah, that created quite a storm. A lot of people agree, though a lot of people think that it's it's actually a good idea because even people with kids sometimes need a break. Yeah, but I think it was mostly people with kids that didn't want them there. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, I'm not kidding. Could be. I'd like to lobby for more adults only restaurants or at least hours that it's adults only when there are restaurants that are geared toward families. That's totally fine, I know. But people were coming at us just for doing the story. How dare you you're very tone deaf by doing this story. We're not. We're doing a story that's going on story. We're not tone deaf. That's what tone deaf is. That's not what else. Oh all right, how about when planning to hang out, it's absolutely fine to say no partners allowed, oh and be saying in a different way, Yeah, we say like it's girls only or guy's night out. I think Daniel's right. There's got to be a very diplomatic way to handle, like, hey, why don't we going out? Let's just make it to girls. Yeah, and but that way it's like no partners allowed, you don't like your boyfriends, he's not coming exactly. How about for group dinners with friends, always split the bill evenly? Yes, yes, but if you're drinking and I'm not, you should offer to pay the entire tip. Go back to the original one. For group dinners with friends, always split the bill evenly, or at least have a conversation about it, because sometimes it doesn't work out that way. Yeah. Sometimes you know, one person comes out and they only wanted a salad, something small, and then they're paying a one hundred dollars a person. I do feel bad for them. Interesting a head one yesterday with a few friends. I didn't say anyone ripping, ripping their wallets out, ripping the wallets out. Yeah, and I tried to take the bill too, and you were trying to hide it from me. Well, I'm glad you took it because I couldn't see it. What else? One more? Okay, how about when we did that one to gracefully exit a boring conversation? How do you do it? We'll be right back in the morning show. Let's talk about hello fresh. Was that a good exit? That was a good one. 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Mister ran in the morning show out of New York Magazine, do you know how to behave? I find some of this fascinating and and sorry, gandhis Danielle and I are not agreeing on all of these. I know either, I'm with you, guys. I mean some of these are like, really, I don't know. I think the people who are trying to tell us how to behave don't know how to be here exactly. I do have some questions about some of these people and what they would be like to hang out with, based on a couple of things that they've said, Like what else do you have? Okay, I agree with this one. Venmo's remind button is too aggressive. Text somebody instead remind to have Venmo say hey, by the way, yeah we after five dollars, charge you ten dollars. By the way, you haven't paid me ten dollars. I'm reminding you. Okay. Yeah, after high school, you're not allowed to be a birthday diva. Diamond. I don't know if you heard that. Yeah, Diamond's birthday lasts about a year and then she celebrates another one. Yeah, the birthday diva thing after high school? Not allowed? No, allowed to die. Don't say that, Okay, all right? If you bring food or drink to a party, you cannot take it home with you. Oh totally absolutely leave it every time, even if it's an unopened bottle. You brought it as a gift, you leave it. Of course. Yeah, take wine to parties all the time. And I don't expect them to open it while we're there. It's a gift for the house, not for us. Absolutely, this one I think is super important. Do not go into a phone vortex at dinner. And I would like to add to that. Okay, I totally get that people have kids and they want to keep their kid entertained with an iPad or whatever. Put headphones on the kid. Okay, the entire reason shouldn't have to endure that. Or airplane yea four airplane, yes, whatever it is. If I are the coins, I don't want to do not Oh no, this one's interesting. Always be the first one out. Now. I get that when it comes to you know, a party, Okay, you want to leave first and not keep anybody hold them up. But this says, in any situation the subway, the office, at a party, you should be ready to get out of there, like run people over to be the first one out. I don't know about that. Well, I wonder what the thinking is here. Yeah, it says, if for any reason something goes wrong, if you're feeling menaced, if you smell spoke, you should be the first one out. Well, if everybody's going by that, we're all going to vary. Yeah, there's gonna be trampling situations. I don't know if they really thought I went through all that much at coffee shops, coffee carts, cafes, Bodega's tip at least twenty percent. If your order is only coffee, you may tip a dollar. I'd always tip them, I agree, Yeah, absolutely, Okay, how about will not always feasible? It is morally superior to call in takeout and delivery orders rather than using apps. M morally superill Read that again, Read that again. While not always feasible, it is morally superior to call in takeout and delivery orders rather than using the apps. No, No, I'm making an assumption here. If you're working, on the other hand, at the restaurant, I think there's a more organization within the main frame of that app than there is people just calling, right, don't you think? I think so. I don't know if they're trying to say that. Maybe some of the apps charge the restaurants, And that's why it's morally superior, because if you just call it in, then you know, then they shouldn't do the app right, what's scary? Yeah, the restaurant gets all the profit if you call them directly. If you go through the app, they get like half the money. So all right, all right, okay, all kay. If you lose or break something you borrowed, offer to replace it. Yeah, yeah, Nate, what did you break? No? No, he every time he would borrow my trunk, he would give it back to be empty and dirty. That only happened like two or three times, only through two or three. At any party, offer to bring down a bag of trash on your way out. That's a nice thing to do that. I always offer to hell clean up at least, you know. Yeah, that's nice to do, which then goes into if you see your host doing the dishes, it means you're supposed to leave. Get out of there. Yeah, are vacuuming. Like if you're sitting down and enjoying your conversation with someone at someone's party at their house and they have to tell you to pick up your feet so they can vacuum over here, you should have left maybe an hour ago. Yeah, it's time to go. I'm with you. How about this one? This is I never do this, and I don't think I will ever do this, even though they're telling me to do it. Go on, take the last bite. I can't do it. If somebody orders something and there's one left, I will leave it there until it dies. I can't do it. Oh I will if I ask if nobody else wants it. I mean, I think once the waiter comes around and they're gonna take it, then you know you can't leave a man down. You got to eat it. Sure, but you know, I've been to dinner with plenty of people who just eat the whole thing. I'm like, what they're scar scary in a single amount. Now, what was the last question from the last break you did? How do you get out of a boring conversation? Yeah? Yeah, what was it? How do you get out of a boring conversation again? We'll be right back. I've listened to you guys literally since I'm six year old. Wow, this is the best day of my life. Mister ran in the Morning Show, I was kidding. Oh, I was kidding. Choose the coverage you want at an affordable price just for you. Call or go to state farm dot com today to create your State Farm Personal Price plan. Prices vary by state. Options selected by customer. Availability and eligibility may vary in the Morning Show, So do you ever find yourself in a situation where in life maybe had a disagreement with someone or someone sending something that really rubbed you the wrong way or whatever whatever, And then no, okay, that happens at let's say four o'clock on a Monday afternoon. Then Tuesday morning, it's time to get up and take a shower, go to work, and you're still thinking about it, and you're actually having a conversation in your head about it, like how I would have how I would have said to me differently I would have handled the situation, or what I should what I should have said because they really deserved it and I and I went easy on them. Yeah, and I guess that's ruminating. Is that what it is? Where you're going over and over and over something sort of analysis? Yeah, yeah, you're just kind of deep diving in your head, actually ruminating, thinking deeply about something. But but to go on and on about it. I do that in the shower all the time. And let me tell you, in the shower, I win the argument every time, and so I lose that argument sometime. You lose in the shower. There are well, not only in the shower, but just getting ready for getting ready for work is when I'm ruminating the most. Is that about the same for you guys? And when do you have these conversations in your head? The most? Um, when I'm trying to fall asleep at night, yep, and my life needs to calm down. And it's like, oh, but remember in nineteen ninety two when somebody said something horrible to you on the playground and it keeps you up. Same with you, Danielle. Yeah, always at night. It's like it's like the anxiety sits in at night and then you start like reliving all these should have done, should have said? Why didn't I do this? Thank God, I'm not the same. I start my day with it and it sets the pace from when I come in here. Now you could actually talk yourself into a bad mood about You can talk yourself into just the worst, cranky whatever, because something in your head keeps playing over and over and over and you're allowed to do it to happen. So I was reading over the weekend like how to stop the ruminating or whatever we want to call it, and you you have you have to fight it. You have to start thinking about something else. You have to quickly go watch a TV show, you have to take your mind off of it, maybe singing the words to a song. You know how a lot of the song of the videos they have, the lyric videos. They say that's the best way to get out of your head. Really, yeah, because because I don't know all the worst, all the songs good places. But if I can watch them flash by on the screen while I'm listening to the artist sing the song, it takes me out of that stupid circle in my head. I'll tell you the best way to do it, have a conversation with my husband, because when I do it, and I go, well I should have said and I should have done, he goes, it's too late, it doesn't matter. Move on. I'm like, oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, but moving on isn't always that easy. It isn't, but I in his head it is, and so he helps you get over it. So anytime you guys, just reach out, he'll help you out. Okay, Oh look at this. Tips on addressing ruminating thoughts. Distract yourself, calling a friend, doing SHORGI in the house, watch a movie, draw a picture, read a book, whatever, Plan to take action. Take a question your thoughts. Why am I thinking this readjust your goals work on enhancing your self esteem. They're saying that the triggers, some of these triggers are dealing with your mental health. Yeah. Sure, like repeating things over and over in your head. Yep. Here's the problem though, If you like just distract yourself, like with a song or with whatever, as soon as it's over, you go back to it, so like it's like a temporary thing. It's not like, you know, doesn't totally get it away from you. I read that smelling something new and fresh can divert your brain also, so like a lavender or eucalyptus or something like that. If you're just really stuck in your head, sniff some stuff. Okay, I just spit on myself, all right. Always helps, Always a distraction, always being distracted with stuff, I snipped, Yeah, thank you God. A silly as it sounds, I call one of my three positive friends in my life who I know we're always going to be positive, and ask them to go to lunch and then we hang out. And nothing silly about that at all. Now I'm getting nourishment. I'm happy about food, and I could discuss it and he'll deflect it to something else. That's nice. Don't you guys have that one friend that you know when you call them, they're like the ones who tell it how it is and they're like, shut up, get back up, keep on moving, like you got that person. Hey, speaking of Danielle. Yeah, do you guys follow this guy who the video always starts out on Instagram with the camera is on the ground. He'll he'll look down at you and go, He'll pick you up and go, hey friend, He'll look you in the eye, you gotta get out of this funk. Let me help pick you up, and he talks you out of whatever funk you're in. Oh no, Oh, it's awesome. I just started following him, and of course I'm not going to find him now, him not him, but he was out there. He was on there for Valentine's Day yesterday. For anyone that follows him who feels like, you know, oh god, I'm my heart's been broken today. I should have been with someone, but I'm not. And he would be picking up on a look at you and go, hey, we're gonna get you through this. You're gonna get through this because you're good. You know you you love life, and life is much more than what you're worried about. Right now, I'm gonna find Oh here he is. Oh my god, that's weird. Okay, hold on me, I'm coming. Here we go, Here we go. Here're gorgeous. In case you've been having one of those days, I just wanted to drop by and I wanted to remind you that you are amazing. I wanted to remind you that you are enough. I wanted to remind you that anything you want to achieve in this life, man, your wildest dreams, it's all out there waiting for you. So don't let anyone talk you out of that life man that you know you deserve to be living. Getting yourself out there man, and chase it every single day with everything you've got, right, because we're all waiting to cheer you on. Yeah, I love this guy. What is it? What's the name? I don't know. Did we hit the dump button in time? Okay? Just making sure I think he follows all of us. His name is Marek Marek m A r e K guy Dosh. I don't know. Yes, he's just so nice. He's like, hey, man, you're okay, We're all here to catch you. And I never thought, well he doesn't know me. I don't know him. How can I sit here and let a total stranger say these things to me? But but exactly? But how how is it a total stranger who I don't know, who doesn't know me, can say these things that make me feel really good? Because he does. Yeah, he's just following you and the entire show he is. Yes, Oh my god, we're best friends. Do you know what he looks like? He looks a little bit like Sam's husband, like Will. Yeah, but didn't find him. I'll send it to time. Don't worry about it. I'll figure it out. What's that scary? We just got a text that said, I listen to your show to get out of rumination. Where are the reset? But we are a show that ruminates. We go on and on and on about something like we're doing now, for instance, where the stuff you sniff? Hey? Can we try to get him on and find it? Like what? But every day he has another video where he picks you up, he lifts you up, he puts you on a pedestal, makes you feel good. That's nice. It's a savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned God. That's all. That's like four of my ten. Yeah, broken and beaten and damned. It says he's an actor though also in the thing. Okay it, yeah matter if it is, as long as you feel what he's saying, that's it. Do you have him on yet? You talking to him? Calm right now? Mate? What are you doing? I just messaged him? Okay, good, thank you? Like him? Um, there was something else I wanted to do. Oh, Danielle, I know Danielle is reading the Melc Spice Girl book. Oh yes, yes, Sporty Spies. You have been locked into it and you're loving what you're learning about her life and her thoughts on show business and everything. If what are you taking away with this what you've read and heard. I'm learning that a lot of the stuff that we thought was real over the years is not quite what, you know, what we thought. Like a lot of people thought she was the lesbian of the group because she was the sporty one, and that wasn't true. She was you know, she was told not to date, you know, and what was good for one spice girl wasn't good for the other Spice girls. Like everyone had separate rules, like posh and becks were allowed to date, and she wasn't allowed to have anyone. And then early and I'm sorry to interupt, why I that's just how it was. That's what they thought. They thought she was too emotional, she was the emotional one. She wouldn't be able to handle it. Then at one point one of the guys said to her she did a cartwheel, and they said something about her thighs being too big, and then that started a needing disorder with her, and just a lot of things. And this sad thing that I'm taking away from it is that I remember when I would do a report or we would talk about it, a lot of us would say, oh, she's the quiet one of the group. You know, she's the quiet one. She wasn't the quiet one. She was told to shut up. She was told to be the quiet one that you know, you know, maybe you're not going to say the right thing, so don't say anything at all. And it made me feel terrible because it made me think like, oh my gosh, all these things that we were saying about her over the years were not true. And it was just this is the way it came across. So how many other artists are like this out there, or how many other people are like this out there that like we go on the air and we say this that nothing, and it has made me rethink my entertainment report every single day when I say something, now, I go, you know what, that may really bother them. I'm not going to say it. And there's nothing wrong with that. Dude. Now, let Godhi do those YEA has no heart, So I really want to reach she has no moral compass, Let her do it. I actually want to reach out to her in her DMS and say like, hey, I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry if I was part of the problem back in the day because maybe you know, well, we were doing the show back in the day, maybe we said some things that weren't true about you that we shouldn't have said. But it's just amazing, like how many things just spiraled out of control, and it's it's very interesting. You know. Spice Girls came out doing that. They were one of the first girl groups of that new age, and they were told they weren't gonna work. They were told that girls don't support girls, girls don't buy girls music. It's not gonna work. That was forget about it. That was a stupid thing for them to say. Exactly. I will go to a Spice Girls concert today if they throw it on Union maybe that's the song you might hear Spice Girls, Yeah, scary pull up the Spice Girls collection, remember we did. We did a huge thing with him, Danielle. Was it a hard rock cafe or Planet Hollywood one or the other, Yeah, I don't remember yet. And we waited for their double decker bus to come down fifty fifty seventh Street or whatever. I think that was for Spice World, the movie. Yes, and they were on the top deck of the British double decker oars. Yeah, and we're all there hanging out waving at them. Cool. That was cool a long time ago. And also was it this this book, Melsie's book talking about upskirting? Yeszzi, So back when they were around, it wasn't illegal to upskirt where you would get the paparazzi would come and take pictures of your knickers, up your skirt and your your area. And now there's actual laws against it, but back then it wasn't, and paparazzi would try to get those pictures and post them all over the place. So they were always Yeah, so they were always trying to avoid that because it was ridiculous. What kind of awful person would want to take a picture up someone's skirt? Oh please, Yeah, it happens all the time. There are certain countries that have actually made it so that when you take a photo on your phone, you cannot silence the sound of the camera because so many people take up skirts. It's good. That is sad. It's really sad. I thought I was pervy. It's really sad. Nowhere near. I'm not a bad guy. Okay, okay, what do you want to hear? You want to hear say you'll be there to become one? Or want to be all three? Yeah, you gotta choose one. Chose maybe the first one say you'll be there, you'll be there. To become one's too slow. Want to be we do all the time. To become one is like, you know, I kind of like viva forever. But I don't think that's not even a choice. I don't know if do I remember say you'll be there? Yeah? Yeah, huh, I'm trying to remember that. Okay, I remember that? All right? All right, Danielle, here's your spice girls. Thank you.