Smooth Tree: No Bark, All Bite - h8dit 50

The crew hits the big milestone—50 episodes! To celebrate, they draft their ultimate "Time Traveler Podium" picks, sharing the exact modern horrors, internet trends, and historical absurdities guaranteed to make any visitor from the past run straight back to their time machine.

In this episode:

• The Time Traveler Draft: From TikTok NPC trends and Boston Dynamics robot dogs to government overreach and massive cruise ships, the group ranks what would scare off a time traveler the fastest.

• The Office Debate: A hilarious mix-up over John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson, and Olympic gymnasts.

• Unfiltered Chaos: New ADHD med side effects, Mel Brooks classics, and the usual unhinged banter.

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