Whose Bunny

Miles hangs out with the famous and unhinged, while Bob has an interesting dinner on the Riverwalk.
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Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad.
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Magma in my eyes. In my eyes. Okay. Addict. Transportation kills. Hey, everyone smiles. Girls aren't them. See you later. Girls aren't them. Have a tater. I can't imagine Simon Le Bon saying have a tater. He was from Idaho. People think that he's British, but he's really from Idaho. There's all these subliminal potato lyrics that he put in. Who was the other guy? Nick Rhodes. Nick Rhodes was like, Simon, we can't have all these potato references. Or Ida. cheese and potatoes simon laban single-handedly got uh mcdonald's to only have idaho potatoes. Yeah. In the 80s, so. Before that, there was just any old farmer can sell mcdonald's french fry potatoes, but nope. His boat capsized in the 80s because it was full of potatoes. Full of potatoes. He was smuggling potatoes into the Isle of Man. That really happened in his boat sink or something. You're thinking of the Rio video where they're in suits on a boat. No, no, for real. No, he was like in a boating thing. He didn't get hurt. That's no boating accident. In a boating accident, yes.I've heard you on the radio and I've seen you on the radio. I wouldn't look it up, but I don't. Smuggler's eyes. Smuggler potatoes. I can't something to do with gravy. I don't know either. It's kind of goofy tonight here, Miles. I just don't know the words to these songs anymore. I can't remember the words. I had a photographic memory from the 80s, but I lost it. Only on Sunday. Everybody just makes them up. It's okay. You can just look every one of these up if you wanted to. I'm going to get some letter from our fan CB now. Hey, man. That wasn't really cool. Blue Monday, blue day. Can you see things my way? So anyway, I went on a little trip. Take a little trip. Take a little trip. I had to go to San Antonio, Texas, everyone. Welcome to San Antonio.antonio texas hey he followed charlie prize advice and went down to san antonio exactly charlie good old charlie pride you think that was his real name? I don't think he, he didn't look like a charlie or a pride to be honest with me. You know, I didn't know what his real name was, but we could look it up, but i'm not going to. Did you kiss an angel good morning? um So I'm in San Antonio, and my son tells me, if you're going to be in San Antonio, you have to get some fajitas. I guess they're famous for fajitas. I don't know. Okay. And I'm like, well, I love fajitas. That sounds good to me. Right? And so I was with another person down there, and so she had to put up with me for a day or so. Yeah.she's like, what do you want for dinner? And I'm like, well, I've been told that we're in San Antonio, so we should go get some fajitas. And she's like, all right, whatever. Whatever, I care, right? So we go down the river walk, which is very nice. If you've ever been to the river walk, it's kind of like a weird oasis in the baked Texas landscape. And we just start walking along, and I mean, there's all these places, right? And I'm like, she's like, where are we gonna go i have no idea. I guess let's just walk for a while and we see one. We'll just go. So we found this place and i thought, well, this is, this looks like a good place to have some fajitas right looks nice. Nice place. Well, all these places uh in the river walk, because it's, it's a river, right? It's a concrete river. Let's be honest butBut it's got the weirdest vibe because, you know, as a child of the, you know, 70s and 80s, the only time I really saw this kind of behavior was in sleazy movies from that time period. Oh, okay. Guys would stand on the street and try to get you to go into Times Square strip clubs. Well, they have all these people at all these restaurants. They're not strip clubs. And they're like, hey, come eat here, right? Telling you that you should eat at their establishment. Now, they're not pushing or anything, but they're saying, hey, come eat. I mean, every one of them has got a person standing outside inviting you in. It's called a hype guy. Well, you probably were one at some point. Yeah, I was. I'm assuming. Under over bar. Yeah, I did that. Yeah, okay.So I'm like, well, hey, this guy, he seemed real nice. He's like, yeah, come on up. We got, I got, you want patio? You want inside, outside, you know? And I know some Puerto Rican girls just down to me too. And so we sat on the patio. Was it Mick Jagger? No, it wasn't Mick. I'm getting to that. I'm getting to that. All right. So we get seated on the patio in the shade, which was very nice. And it was very, very nice outside there. And we're sitting there, and then I have this kind of slow realization as I'm looking around at all of the people working at this establishment. Yeah. And I'm like, holy shit, we're being waited on by the cast of Con Air. Oh, yeah.Wow, harsh. Harsh. If you remember Nicolas Cage. Yes. Hey, get your hands off the falsena. party gets their own. And so we have these Joppa chips and salsas like Nick Cage. And then the waitress comes to take our order. Danny Trejo. But it's a woman. So it's this woman that looks like Danny Trejo. With a mustache. Yeah, with a faint mustache. Not quite as thick, right? Yeah. What do you want? Want specials? Anyway, I'm like, okay. She was very pleasant and a very good waitress, but I couldn't get over the fact that she looked like she could have been a cast member. And then, of course, the bus boy. It was all tasty. It wasn't like the I mean, to be honest, it was not the best fajitas I've ever had. And they were fine. And the lady I was with, she got some tacos or something. Anyway, it was all very, you know, good. It wasn't fantastic and everything. And then Bashimi comes to bust the table. You guys done? Money penny or you're done eating your tacos? Done. Yeah. Yeah.Moneypenny isn't done yet. Go away. Yeah, no, it was just like weird because all these characters, you know what I mean? Yeah, right. The characters from the movie, I swear to God, it was just like, I was like, this is weird. Really weird. Was Cheech Marin there at all? No, the only con air. I did not see John Malkovich or Bing Rames, but. Yeah. I was trying to think who was in that movie. Williams was at the other table. So yeah, I spent a long time since I saw that movie. So, well, I can, you know, it was a great movie. Uh, I could quote it chapter reverse. If you want, he was one of the FBI agents, you know, and he was in the, he was, well, you know, he'd come walking through John Cusack. Yeah. Right. So, yeah, no, but it was, it was like, Oh my gosh. I'm like, and a lot, I mean, I, it,this could have been people coming off that plane. I swear they all had, uh, you know, various, uh, signage on their neck and the arms and faces and everything. It was just, uh, right. Yeah. I was just like the best service. Everything was fantastic, but it was just kind of a trip, you know, a little bit of a show there. Mrs. Trejo, I'm going to give you a 10 on the, uh, That's right. On the Google review. I'm like, yeah, let me mash that five-star button for you. Yeah, no, she was very nice, but bad. She was, whew, yeah. It was a little rough on the looks there, you know what I mean? Moneypenny, how are your tacos, Moneypenny? They're great, James. Yeah, so it was all happening down there in San Antonio.So did you slap yourself when you got back? You're like, you lying bastard. No, no, no. I told him, I'm like, hey, they were, you know, all right. Oh, you should have went to the street taco. You know, he's told me everything. And I'm like, you know, what are you going to do? You can't, you know, I'm with somebody else. You kind of have to go with the flow a little bit. I can't, I can't say, hey, we're going to go like four blocks over here where like there's buildings on fire and get some tacos. You know, you just can't do that for people. So. Uh, we were at the, we were in the river walk cause that was really nice area to go. So, yeah, I think, uh, I was, I think Reagan was still in office when I was there. Oh, well, but, uh, you know, everything was certainly, you know, good. It's just, I was hoping for something great. Yeah. And that wasn't, it wasn't, it was good.It could have been worse, I guess, right? Oh, no, it could have been way worse. I've had way worse. But this, you know, it was good. I will say, and I'll give you the compliment here. I had chicken fajitas, which, you know, I kind of oscillate between the chicken and the steak. And your chicken fajita is better. Really? Yeah. I really enjoyed whenever. And it's probably been, what, 20 years ago. It's longer now. It may be. But anyway. Your chicken fajitas were better, I think, because you put a lot of butter on something. I'm guessing. I don't know. It's the sauce. Yeah, unfortunately. Thank goodness. Well, actually, you did cook them. I did watch you cook them, but I was watching with eagle eyes. And they were good. And they were fantastic. Those are my own fries in a bag. Well, better than fries in a bag. That's for certain. Mm-hmm.So, yeah. But, no, a good time was had by all. And, you know, we put the bunny down and we left. There you go. Currently, but yes, we left. No, it was fine. It's interesting. I mean, it's just a, you know, like it's a Disney-esque corridor in the middle of San Antonio. And all the basements of these buildings opened up onto it with all these restaurants and and everything. It's a trip to walk around down there. It's like Willy Wonka land or something. It's like Pirates of the Caribbean. You're walking around. Big pirates where you can walk and have food and everything. Pretty much. And beer. Yeah....