Jonah Hill’s Ex, Taylor Swift’s Dad, Britney, Kyle with Justin Martindale

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Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo.
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Heather MacDonald, Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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Lucky you, Juicy Scoopers, because Justin Martindale is here and
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we've got so much to talk about.
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Welcome back. Very excited. Yes, yes, yes. I wanted to
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give you some Malibu Ken today.
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You are. You went to the beach. You have a
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nice tan. Thanks. Highlights are kicking.
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This is real. Yeah.
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They just said that according to the Barbie premiere, which
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you and I were not invited to, people are saying
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the movie is good.
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It's got to be good.
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I mean, I think that's a fun one to go see.
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It's definitely like a fun, nostalgic, like bubble gum.
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Yeah.
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We need that. We need some fun.
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And they said the other one that's coming out today
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is the Oppenheimer. That's about the two tiny twins selling Barbies.
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Selling Sunset.
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Selling Barbies who do real estate, right?
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Yes. That's exactly what the plot is about. Oh, okay.
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Not about the nuclear bomb, but yes.
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Oh, it's about the nuclear bomb.
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Yes, yes. Which is like selling Sunset this season.
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Also, the movie I'm hearing about is The Sound of Freedom.
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So this is like a lot of controversy.
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It's a movie?
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It's about a movie.
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It's a movie.
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And it supposedly took a really long time to get
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made and get out. It is about child trafficking, sex trafficking.
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And there's people that are saying, oh, you know, AMC
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wouldn't allow it to be seen. And it's a conspiracy
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to like keep the truth out. And so I saw
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this TikTok last night, and it was these moms coming
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out of a theater in South Carolina. Sounds about right.
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And they're like, we bought our tickets earlier in the day,
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and then we got an email from AMC saying, you're
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going to get your money back. And she's like, what? Why?
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And they said, oh, the air conditioning is out in
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that theater. And she goes, we don't care. We want
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to go see it. So they went and saw it
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in the non-air conditioned room. So she's like, what is this?
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So then I went and I looked up Sound of Freedom.
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Because I'm like, is this not being available in my town? Like,
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what is it? Anyway, you can go see it at
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the Topanga Social in West. I'm just saying. Like, sometimes
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I'm like, is there like a suppression of news or
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is there not? I don't know, but you can go
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see this movie if you want to go see it.
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What is it?
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It's about, it's like the truth behind trafficking of children globally.
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As an AMC Stubs member, I will use that as an...
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That'll be the last one on my list.
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If that's not for you, that's fine.
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The feel-good movie of the summer.
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But if you want to know about it, I don't
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know if they are keeping it from your town, but
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they're not keeping it from my town in the 818.
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Are you going to go watch it?
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I might. My friend just goes, I want to see...
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I mean, I want to see anything that a lot
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of people are talking about. And it's more like people
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are talking about it, but we're not... hearing about it
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like you would.
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You're not hearing about it. The Barbie movie.
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The Barbie movie. You're not hearing about it like the
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Barbie movie.
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Come on, Barbie. Let's go sex track.
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This week, I'm going to go see that. And then Friday,
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I'm going to the Reagan Library with Brandon for the
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Holocaust thing.
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The Holocaust Memorial?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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So we're going to see two sad things. And then
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next week, I'll go see Barbie and the Oppenheimer twins.
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Perfect. Back to back.
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Yes. And then it'll be like fluffy. But first, everyone
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has to get their tickets to see us in Napa.
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This is a beautiful picture of you. However, I'm sorry
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that we don't have one with your highlights.
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It's fine. I've been debating if I want to go
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back to Burnett or not. I don't know. Not till fall.
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Not till Barbie leaves the theaters.
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Right, right, right. I was like, oh yeah, I remember
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that hair.
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We are going to Napa. And this is at the...
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Meritage Resort in Napa. I just want to make sure
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I say it right.
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My hair cuts off the venue.
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Well, we just did it real quickly. Anyway, Justin will
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be performing as well as I will. It is stand-up.
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It's all hot, new, funny topics as always. Come see it.
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Stay at the Meritage Resort July 22nd. Everything's at HeatherMcDonald.net. Mm-hmm.
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It's going to be fun.
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And then also you're going to be with me at
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the Irvine Improv, August 4th and 5th. Stand up. Two nights.
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Go to HeatherMcDonald.net.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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All right. I'm wearing this shirt that says, at Heather McDonald. Okay.
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Someone gave it to me back in my Chelsea Lately days,
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and I kept it. But today I think it's appropriate
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because I, like, I guess 100 million people have joined Threads.
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Oh, yeah, me too.
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Threads is going to be another thing that I have
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to do. And it's basically the Twitter of Instagram. Yeah.
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And so Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have been going
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at it. Supposedly they're going to have a physical fight.
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I don't know.
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That's off now.
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Elon Musk is entertaining whether you like him or not.
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He just tweeted, Zuck is a cuck. And then he goes,
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I propose a literal... dick measuring contest with a little
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ruler emoji.
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Here's what I think. We need to put these two
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guys in a capsule and slingshot them into the sun.
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Don't even put them in the ocean.
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Don't put them in a submarine?
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Don't put them in a submarine, just shoot them straight
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to the sun. Like, what, these, I mean, come on.
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What is this fifth grade bullshit? I don't know but
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I mean we need to measure our dicks oh my god.
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It's just oh it's fun it's just fun.
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Is it I don't know I'm glad you're entertained I'm just.
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Like okay so now I have to tweet and do
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threads but whatever have you been on it yeah I
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did a couple this weekend it's just like I don't
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know it's another thing I'm gonna have to go.
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To yeah like I did the threads and I was
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like is this cool Like, I don't know. Like, you
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can't hashtag on it, which I'm like, okay, maybe that's over.
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I mean, I love Instagram and TikTok. I do, too.
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Those are my two favorites. I'm on Facebook. Yes. I'm
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on Juicy Scoop Obsessed, my Facebook group. I do tweet.
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I do look at Twitter occasionally. I guess I'll start
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this with threads. I'm not on Snapchat. What else is there?
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I don't know.
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Please don't start another.
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But I do feel like threads is, like, fun. It's, like,
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the fun thing. It's like light. Like I got on
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Twitter and I'm like, ah, ah. Like I just throw
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my phone across the room.
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So there you go. I want to talk about this
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juicy thing that happened. Started yesterday or the day before.
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Jonah Hill, as you know Jonah Hill, the actor, his girlfriend,
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his former girlfriend, went off and started sharing text between
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the two of them that happened prior to their breakup.
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My understanding is he's now expecting a baby with his girlfriend,
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who is not this woman by the last name of Brady.
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So she posted a series of screenshots and text messages.
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And I read them all. And I am so, now
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there's a mix.
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Okay.
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Basically what they are is he's telling her that modeling is,
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he's like, really go model. You're going to go do
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that with your life. Okay. She is a professional surfer.
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He has a problem with her surfing with any males.
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He doesn't like her posting any of her surfing stuff
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if her ass isn't at all showing. So maybe if
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she's in a full wetsuit going front, then that might
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be okay, but he needs to approve it. So he's like,
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and he's like, and these are my boundaries. And if
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you don't like it, oh, also she can't hang out
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with any female friends that he doesn't approve of that
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he believes are from her past. that could be problematic
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or like maybe these girls like to drink or have
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a fun, he would have to prove it and it
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would have to only be for like coffee.
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Sounds like the sound of freedom to me. Now if
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this was.
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What sound of freedom was about, maybe more Jason Schumer
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would want to go.
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Yeah, wait for the documentary Escaping Jonah Hill.
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So, I'm seeing this, I'm reading it, I'm disgusted because
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I mean, not only is this girl a surfer, but
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since he lost weight, got all tattooed, got blonde hair.
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He is into surfing, too. This is an activity they
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do together. And I am just grossed out by it. Now,
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other people, I'm reading all the comments, and a lot
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of people were like, that's healthy. He's saying, this is
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my boundaries. If you don't like it, that is fine,
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but we can't be in a relationship together.
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Bye!
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But then it shows her, now that she's out of
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it and reflecting on it and choosing to share it,
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which is her right to do, she's like, You see
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her saying this to please her partner, which we've seen
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when people are in these relationships, where there's so much control,
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where she's like, Okay, got it. Okay, I don't talk
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to any other male surfers unless you're there with me. No,
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I've already removed two videos and three baiting suit shots.
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So does it have to be a one piece or
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like it just can't show my butt? I'm just, I'm
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trying to get my, you know, this is my business.
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I'm a professional surfer, but I get it. Okay, I
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won't do it. Like I'm summarizing it, you guys. I'm
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not reading every single thing. But one of the things
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was that in the message Jonah sent Sarah, He's instructing
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Sarah on who she can be friends with, what she
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can do professionally, how she can show up online, very controlling.
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And then this American counselor named Jeff Gunther, he went
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and did his own video on it. And he says,
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it's important we go over this misuse of therapy language
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and how it can be super problematic as mass controlling
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behavior under a commonly accepted. positive concept as far as
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in this case boundaries so he's using his therapy as
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you if you're not aware he did a netflix documentary
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jonah hill with his therapist who was a therapist to
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the stars and Drew Barrymore, many others where he's very guru-like.
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He's like, if you want me to fix you, you
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have to follow everything I say. And he does this documentary,
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and it's about mental health. And it's called The Meaningful. Oh,
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and then also Hill has just launched a meaningful existence
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lifestyle brand aimed at promoting mental health, which some see
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as ironic being the accusations.
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Yeah.
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So, yeah.
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Sounds a little contradicting to me.
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So she can't model. She can't post pictures of herself
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in bathing suits. She can't post sexual pictures. No friendships
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with women in unstable places. He has to deem if
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they're in an unstable place. Like, he has to go,
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I don't know.
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She can't.
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She can't.
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This is like some NXIVM shit.
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It's horrible.
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I don't like it.
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And so I wrote under this Instagram account that I
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love that was doing it called The Gossip Girl. And
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I might be saying it wrong. But anyway, she knows
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who I mean. She's a good Instagram follower. And I said,
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I'm so glad I know the real Jonah Hill. And
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I don't care how skinny he gets, how many tats
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he gets, how successful he gets. He is insecure. And
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he chose to take his insecurities out on this particular girlfriend.
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And I hope he goes. And surfs near a shark.
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Because he can go fuck off.
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Well, seriously.
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I'm so grossed out. It is.
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Yeah, I am too. I'm totally grossed out.
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I like him in movies. I loved him in The
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Wolf of Wall Street. I think he's really funny. I
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think he's a good writer.
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Let's be real.
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But let's get the truth. The truth is, yeah, yuck.
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Yuck.
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Yuck.
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Also, I'm team this woman. Yes. Professional surfer, model, doing
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her own thing. And let's be real. Jonah Hill will
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never be the sexiest man alive. Or like no one's
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ever like, I really got to shack it up with Jonah.
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You know what I mean?
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And this is what kills me. So this girl who
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clearly is probably dated hot surfer guys.
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Falls in love with Jonah Hill. I hate to say it.
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I'm sure his celebrity and his connections. Right. And what
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makes him successful, his funny smartness. Okay. Yeah. So that
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made her fall in love with him. And then she
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gets sucked under this thing of like, oh shit, I
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pissed him off. Oh God, I posted this. Oh no,
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he's going to break up with me, but I'm going
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to fuck with him. And it's like, yeah, she got
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out of it and she decided to share it. And
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whether she's a little bitter or not, you know, this
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is why you pick up the phone.
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Well, and it's that, it's the girl warning the next girl. Like, hey,
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this is what you're going to get into. What is
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that called? It's not gaslight. Is it? No, it's not gaslighting.
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It's a little bit gaslighting.
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It's kind of gaslighting.
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It's my boundaries.
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I smell a fume.
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And then some people were saying like, well, that's being
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healthy by saying these are my boundaries. And then this
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guy was saying, no, you're manipulating the language to be controlling.
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Well, if you're going to say these are my boundaries,
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at least spell the word right. Didn't he like spell
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it wrong? He spelled it with a Y. Oh, he did?
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I didn't catch that. Boundaries.
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I'm just, yeah. What was the last movie he was in?
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Don't Look Up? Don't look up my life. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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He was in love with Eddie Murphy, the Meet the Parents.
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Right.
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But they were like African-American. Right.
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So he falls in love with this pretty black girl.
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And they go see the- And they absolutely have no
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chemistry or anything. But because he's.
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Like- New people.
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That's what it's called. Because he's like the new Jonah
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Hill with his blonde hair and his tattooed body. So
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he's super into hip hop and like buying expensive tennis shoes.
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And so they connect on that. And yeah, it wasn't great.
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No, I didn't watch it.
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But I'm glad everyone knows. I'm glad everyone has. And listen,
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that is the world we live in in 2023. If
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you're going to have a fight with your spouse or
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your girlfriend or whatever.
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Get ready.
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Do it in person or do it on the telephone. Really,
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if you text something, if you DM something, you know,
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anyone can screen grab that and save it for a
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rainy day. Just it's a lesson, you know.
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I do think it's so weird, too, that he would
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like text all that to her.
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I think people are just so.
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Like, was she surfing and her phone was in the
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locker and he was like, by the way.
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Just going back.
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Yeah.
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I just think a lot of people do. I mean,
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a lot of people use texting. They don't call. I
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just saw an article about how the Gen Z generation
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says making a phone call is like the most awkward
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thing for them to do. And, you know, I was.
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I get that. But I just feel like having those
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discussions in person are just. You know what I mean? Also,
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I feel like I've had that instance with a couple
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people where it's like, I have so much stuff to say,
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but I can never say it only in text. You
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know what I mean? I know.
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I think that's why it works in a relationship until
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your ex puts it out On her social media, and
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everyone picks it up, and Juicy Scoop talks about it.
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Until it bubbles and brews and becomes toxic.
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So you have to just kind of, and especially being
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any level of celebrity, or maybe you're not a celebrity,
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but in a couple years you might be. Like, you
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just have to be really careful about it. So, I
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don't know, write it down. Buy a printer. Oh, you
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know what? I just saw this thing, Greg. I wanted
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to tell you. I saw this cool thing that you
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can get this little tiny printer now. Like, it prints
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out almost like receipts. And then it has a sticker
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on the back, and you can put the notes, like,
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in your notebook. So, like, you could print out, like,
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anatomy of someone's, of, like, a head or whatever, studying science,
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and you put that in your notebook.
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Oh, so it's a cheat sheet.
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It's a cheat sheet, yeah.
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Gen Z cheat sheet.
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It's a Gen Z cheat sheet.
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TikTok made me do it.
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Yeah, you could, like, put it on your sleeve, and
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you could roll up your sleeve.
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Or on your shoe.
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Anyway, yeah, I'm no longer a fan.
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Yeah. I never really was, though.
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I mean, listen. I just think he's just, yeah, he's
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just that insecure kid. And I guess in the Netflix,
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he talks about how he's insecure because of his weight
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and everything. And sometimes even though he's super successful and
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has a beautiful girlfriend and everything, they're still insecure. And
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then she's got to realize that she had nothing to
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do with it. But at the same time, you're like, okay,
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all right, God, I want to keep this going. So
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if I have to give up surfing with guys, I
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can do that. If I have to give up posting
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this photo, I can do that. Like, oh, my God,
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that bothers you? It doesn't mean so much to me
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that I can't give it up. And then you realize many,
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many months later that you gave up so much. It's
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like take an inch, give a mile. You know, give
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an inch, take a mile. It's like that. And then
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all of a sudden you're not seeing your friends. You're
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not going to your mother's house on Thanksgiving. You're not
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doing this.
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Your friends cut off your, I mean, I've seen that happen.
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When your friends just, you're not allowed to talk to
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those people anymore. And it's like also if she was
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in the water and some like Poseidon Adonis started paddling
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over to her and like the sun's behind him and
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he's like, hey, Sarah Brady, what's up? How you doing?
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What does she be like? No, I am dating Jonah Hill.
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Or she'd probably be panicking that if she doesn't know
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where he is that day, like if he's not on set,
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she's probably like, oh shit, is he crazy? Seeing me, like,
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did he just get here? Could he possibly see this
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guy talking to me?
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Did he pay this as a decoy to.
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Exactly. And then you start to be like, oh my God.
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And then you have anxiety and you're paranoid and you
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lose yourself.
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That's insane.
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And now she's realizing she lost herself. Meanwhile, this is
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Kiki Palmer.
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Love her.
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And she was at the Usher concert. He sang to her.
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And she was wearing that look that everyone's wearing, which
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is basically just a bikini. And then you wear like
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a sheer long thing over it.
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Oh yeah, Dua Lipa did that for the Barbie premiere.
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So your ass is out, whatever.
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And so then he tweeted or did something online, posted.
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And this is like her boyfriend, like, got to hang out,
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got to show your booty cheeks. And then everyone attacked
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him and he removed his Instagram and something because everyone's like,
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shut up. And other people are like, if you have
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a problem with it too, again, why don't you just
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tell her in person?
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Talk.
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Talk. When she comes home, just be like, you looked hot, girl,
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but like, I don't know, it kind of bothered me
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that your booty was out. You could say that, but
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you also have to say, but hey, you should be
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able to dress the way you want to dress. Yeah.
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And then, this is a lesson to guys. If you
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have a girl and you don't like the way she's
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dressed and it's too sexy for you, probably just break
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up with her. Mm-hmm. and let her wonder for the
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next 10 years why. I don't know.
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What to say. Let him have confidence.
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But if you tell her that, and then she goes
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back and says, I had a Jonah Hill, then everyone
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goes after him. So I understand, but I also understand
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the guy might not like that you're dressing super sexy.
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It's an Usher concert.
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But also, we... Or like, I hate those gross cargo
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pants of yours. Can we go shopping to Nordstrom's?
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Thank you.
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So we redress our men all the time. But if
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it comes to like showing too much skin, then it's
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seen as like controlling. So I see both. Obviously, they're
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not a good match for each other, Jonah Hill and
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this girl.
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I think every woman should put her man in Daisy
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Dukes and like shut the door, make him walk down
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the street. And then, you know, get it out and, like, see, like, well,
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how did you feel about that? Because I feel great
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when I put on mine.
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You know what I mean? I'm going to jump to
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a topic that I wanted to show you because we've
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talked about the skimpiness.
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Yeah.
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And this is from Miami Bikini Fashion Week. They're calling
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it the Vagina G-String Bikini at the Miami Swim Week.
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And the amount of people that sent this to me.
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being like, Heather, this is everything you predicted. Where I'm like,
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soon your vagina will just be showing.
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Yeah.
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And who is the girl, Pug Pal, the actress that
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was in the I Love You Darling or Secret Darling?
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Oh, Florence Pugh.
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I was close. Florence Pugh. She just wore a see-through thing. Yeah.
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And I don't know if she wore underwear or not.
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People were saying it was full of vag because I
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said on this show, my prediction is that soon, just
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like people at one time showed off their calves and
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that was quite you know, ooh, she's showing off for
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the lower part of her leg. I think people will
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just be starting to show off like their full vag. Like,
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I have an outie. I have a closed one. I
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have cute vagina. I'm just going to show vagina cleavage today. Yeah,
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I'm just going to show just vagina cleavage, which is
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just the side, like the groin. That seems to be
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happening a lot, is the vagina cleavage. But the next
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step will have to be full naked vag fashions. And
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this bathing suit is... I mean, I still can't get
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over the under tit. Because as someone that grew up
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being told that you want a bra to support the
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bottom of your tit, the fact that everyone takes their
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bikini tops, which is the triangle, and they take that
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rope part that supports the under part of your tit,
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and they put it just under their nip so that
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the bottom tit is hanging out, that's a very hard
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concept for me to get. But I accept that's fashion.
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Yeah.
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And it's all about the bottom tit.
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But also, let's... Let's remember that this is Miami, like
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Miami Fashion Week or whatever. This is Miami, though.
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Oh, my God. Look, they had to cover the... The
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vag is showing.
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Is it?
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It was just a star on the top part.
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Is that a vag?
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Yes, and then the string goes through the vag.
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Well, that sounds uncomfortable.
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Oh, another person said, it's not the vag. It's the...
488
00:21:39.279 --> 00:21:41.309
Some other... I don't know. It's the lips, you guys.
489
00:21:41.740 --> 00:21:44.670
It's the lips. I'm not a gynecologist, okay? I'm a pop.
490
00:21:45.609 --> 00:21:48.589
A podcaster who does comedy. I don't know every part
491
00:21:48.609 --> 00:21:50.769
of every part of it. But I know what I
492
00:21:50.809 --> 00:21:54.190
call my vagina, which is my entire, my whole thing.
493
00:21:55.269 --> 00:21:59.130
If you're wearing this, you're asking for attention. And that's
494
00:21:59.170 --> 00:22:00.089
what you're going to get.
495
00:22:01.650 --> 00:22:03.900
Well, this is going to be the hot new suit.
496
00:22:03.920 --> 00:22:07.500
Skims is basically it. The bathing suit at Skims, this
497
00:22:07.559 --> 00:22:10.259
is the bottom. That's how much you have room to
498
00:22:10.319 --> 00:22:14.880
cover your twat. So that's what's happening, everybody.
499
00:22:14.900 --> 00:22:15.000
Yeah.
500
00:22:15.390 --> 00:22:15.930
Good luck to you.
501
00:22:16.009 --> 00:22:17.609
And who's in charge of skims?
502
00:22:18.529 --> 00:22:21.970
It's either this or the tuck friendly. There's no in between.
503
00:22:22.289 --> 00:22:26.849
I mean, I know. It's funny because my friends keep
504
00:22:26.890 --> 00:22:28.470
trying to get me to go to this nude or
505
00:22:28.529 --> 00:22:33.920
clothing optional beach. And I'm like, I've always been like, no,
506
00:22:33.940 --> 00:22:35.039
I don't want to do that. But now I'm like.
507
00:22:36.140 --> 00:22:38.319
Why not? One day. One day we're not going to
508
00:22:38.339 --> 00:22:39.220
wear suits. I know.
509
00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:41.900
It's probably more comfortable than this vagina G-string.
510
00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:44.559
Yeah, I don't have to get sand in my, you know, suit.
511
00:22:44.819 --> 00:22:45.559
Just be free.
512
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Just be free like God intended.
513
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I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
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way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
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00:23:33.099 --> 00:23:35.980
Life is one long lesson of chaos.
527
00:23:36.140 --> 00:23:38.630
I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
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00:23:38.670 --> 00:23:40.890
filed against me. When your free will was about to
529
00:23:40.910 --> 00:23:43.289
be taken from you, what would you do if it
530
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was given back?
531
00:23:44.230 --> 00:23:47.130
Where did that need come from where you thought that
532
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you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
533
00:23:49.500 --> 00:23:51.079
He said, I have a work dad. I need a
534
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home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
535
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started crying.
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Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
537
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those hard moments that they go through.
538
00:24:01.059 --> 00:24:02.440
It's about what happens next.
539
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I decided to risk it all.
540
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I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
541
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I'm not going to pull punches.
542
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You can use your voice even if it shakes.
543
00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:14.640
The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
544
00:24:14.799 --> 00:24:16.619
Only one question matters.
545
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What happens next?
546
00:24:25.460 --> 00:24:27.940
Okay, let's talk about the Britney Spears situation.
547
00:24:28.220 --> 00:24:28.839
Oh, my God.
548
00:24:28.859 --> 00:24:32.599
So, to fill you guys in, Britney Spears and Sam
549
00:24:32.859 --> 00:24:37.200
were at Catch in Vegas, and she got so excited
550
00:24:37.279 --> 00:24:43.140
because she recognized the 19-year-old NBA player, Victor Wembenyama.
551
00:24:43.240 --> 00:24:44.950
I call him Wet Banana. Okay.
552
00:24:45.750 --> 00:24:48.750
He plays for the San Antonio Spurs, and he's how tall, Derek?
553
00:24:48.769 --> 00:24:48.819
7'5.
554
00:24:50.309 --> 00:24:51.309
He's 7'5.
555
00:24:51.369 --> 00:24:56.269
So, he is an easy-to-spot person. Okay. So... According to this,
556
00:24:57.490 --> 00:25:00.089
she got excited. Britney knew who he was. And he
557
00:25:00.130 --> 00:25:02.089
had security around him. A lot of girls were trying
558
00:25:02.109 --> 00:25:04.430
to talk to him, and the security was protecting him
559
00:25:04.450 --> 00:25:08.240
from that. And she approached him using a British accent.
560
00:25:09.380 --> 00:25:12.619
And then was subsequently backhanded by Smith, his security. And
561
00:25:12.660 --> 00:25:17.660
Spears reacted with an explanation. This is fucking America! In
562
00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:19.279
a British accent, which is kind of ironic.
563
00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:19.680
Yeah.
564
00:25:19.839 --> 00:25:22.779
And although the police, they examined the security footage and
565
00:25:22.980 --> 00:25:24.779
the security footage I saw was she wearing it up
566
00:25:24.819 --> 00:25:27.420
behind him and she reached up and tapped his shoulder.
567
00:25:27.480 --> 00:25:27.880
And he flipped.
568
00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:29.720
And the guy went like that and almost like it
569
00:25:29.740 --> 00:25:31.900
looked like almost her own hand kind of hit her
570
00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:37.029
because it was like swatting a fly. And so although police,
571
00:25:37.069 --> 00:25:40.170
after examining the security footage, deemed Smith, the security guy,
572
00:25:40.269 --> 00:25:45.089
was defending Wem Banana and had no intention to harm Spears.
573
00:25:48.579 --> 00:25:52.930
But her husband, Sam, criticized the security guy's aggressive response
574
00:25:52.990 --> 00:25:59.750
on Instagram and demanded systemic changes in handling women in
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sports and entertainment.
576
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:04.059
Oh, like he has any room to talk how to
577
00:26:04.099 --> 00:26:04.960
handle women.
578
00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:07.819
Exactly. And I'm like, well, you were with her. You're
579
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:09.119
the one who's working all day.
580
00:26:09.200 --> 00:26:10.680
Why didn't you try to protect her? Why didn't you
581
00:26:10.700 --> 00:26:10.940
jump in?
582
00:26:11.019 --> 00:26:11.319
Yeah.
583
00:26:11.940 --> 00:26:13.289
You're the one who let her out of the house.
584
00:26:13.309 --> 00:26:13.380
Yeah.
585
00:26:14.420 --> 00:26:19.599
So they did do a police report, but then they
586
00:26:19.619 --> 00:26:22.160
decided that he was in the right of what he
587
00:26:22.220 --> 00:26:25.559
does as a director of security for the Spurs. And
588
00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:27.079
so it's not going to continue anymore.
589
00:26:27.119 --> 00:26:28.880
As someone from San Antonio.
590
00:26:29.180 --> 00:26:30.849
Oh, that's why I had you on the show today.
591
00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:35.730
Yes, thank you. I feel like if anybody, especially someone
592
00:26:35.809 --> 00:26:41.170
with loose hair extensions running towards me, speaking a British accent,
593
00:26:41.210 --> 00:26:45.200
just like, Hello, Governor! I'm like, I'm going to be swatting.
594
00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:46.299
I'm going to swat.
595
00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:50.000
Just get, get, get, get.
596
00:26:49.940 --> 00:26:51.880
Back to the kitchen and spin around. Go.
597
00:26:52.359 --> 00:26:56.920
So then, but he said, he says that Brittany didn't
598
00:26:56.960 --> 00:27:00.710
just tap him on the shoulder before the security put
599
00:27:00.750 --> 00:27:03.569
his hand on her Wednesday. He said that she full
600
00:27:03.589 --> 00:27:05.150
on grabbed him from behind.
601
00:27:05.509 --> 00:27:06.509
Like what, his butt?
602
00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:09.079
But from the video I saw, it looked like she
603
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ran up.
604
00:27:09.740 --> 00:27:10.940
She didn't grab him from behind.
605
00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:13.000
And wanted a photo. And a witness says Britney was
606
00:27:13.059 --> 00:27:16.900
using the British accent, which is amazing. And then.
607
00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:21.640
I think this just is, it just looks bad because
608
00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:24.869
it's her. Yeah. You know, like if this was anybody else,
609
00:27:24.930 --> 00:27:27.210
it would have been like, oh, okay. Like, hey, get, no,
610
00:27:27.289 --> 00:27:29.079
you don't touch Britney. You know?
611
00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:32.519
I'm just happy she was out and about.
612
00:27:32.539 --> 00:27:34.680
Because if this was a guy, I'm happy she was
613
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out and about, too.
614
00:27:35.319 --> 00:27:35.519
Yeah.
615
00:27:35.539 --> 00:27:37.859
But if this was a guy, say if this was, like,
616
00:27:38.420 --> 00:27:41.890
Lady Gaga or something like that, like a guy, gay
617
00:27:41.970 --> 00:27:44.970
or straight, whatever, is like, oh, my God, Lady Gaga, and, like,
618
00:27:45.190 --> 00:27:49.390
tries to pull her shoulder back, someone's going to be like, hey. Like,
619
00:27:49.470 --> 00:27:50.650
you just don't do that.
620
00:27:51.380 --> 00:27:51.859
I agree.
621
00:27:51.960 --> 00:27:53.660
I just think this is Brittany and it's like, God
622
00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:55.019
damn it, can she not get a break?
623
00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:58.220
So then, did you hear the Pauly Shore element of
624
00:27:58.259 --> 00:27:58.799
the story?
625
00:27:58.980 --> 00:28:01.000
What's the Pauly Shore element?
626
00:28:01.259 --> 00:28:04.400
So then, he was at catch with some people.
627
00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:05.109
Pauly was?
628
00:28:05.140 --> 00:28:07.569
Yes, and he had just gotten up from his table
629
00:28:08.049 --> 00:28:10.369
and his keys and his sunglasses or whatever were there
630
00:28:10.430 --> 00:28:13.130
and his phone. And then when he came back, they
631
00:28:13.170 --> 00:28:17.710
had seated Brittany and her group there. But they... So
632
00:28:17.730 --> 00:28:19.869
he's like, am I booted? You know, and then, but
633
00:28:19.910 --> 00:28:22.029
they found him another table, but it sounds like they
634
00:28:22.049 --> 00:28:24.190
did give her like the butter table and they didn't
635
00:28:24.210 --> 00:28:25.470
care that they had already sat him there.
636
00:28:25.710 --> 00:28:29.430
Should I text him? Should I ask? I have his number.
637
00:28:29.630 --> 00:28:30.930
I know you're going to ask him. That's what I
638
00:28:30.930 --> 00:28:31.609
wanted to ask you.
639
00:28:31.650 --> 00:28:33.910
I'll be like, did you get booted for Brittany?
640
00:28:34.109 --> 00:28:35.849
But they like had a chuckle and it was fine.
641
00:28:35.890 --> 00:28:37.890
And I would have thought it would have sucked if
642
00:28:37.910 --> 00:28:39.589
they didn't, if they're like, sorry, we don't have a
643
00:28:39.630 --> 00:28:41.410
table for you after they seated him, but they found
644
00:28:41.430 --> 00:28:42.089
him another table.
645
00:28:42.150 --> 00:28:42.490
Good.
646
00:28:42.529 --> 00:28:43.049
To be fine.
647
00:28:43.170 --> 00:28:43.609
I know.
648
00:28:43.630 --> 00:28:47.000
Um, So anyway, I don't know what's going, the latest
649
00:28:47.019 --> 00:28:47.299
with her.
650
00:28:47.319 --> 00:28:49.980
They're not gonna, they can't sue the, like, no, they're
651
00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:52.700
not gonna fire this guy. I think it's just, he
652
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:56.049
was being, sure, I mean, he probably didn't realize he
653
00:28:56.069 --> 00:28:58.470
was behind him, but at the same time, he looks
654
00:28:58.509 --> 00:29:01.589
like he's on, is he on the phone? She, no.
655
00:29:01.769 --> 00:29:05.789
No, he's just walking, and then she wrote on her post,
656
00:29:06.529 --> 00:29:09.529
she was like, I have people approaching me all the time,
657
00:29:09.569 --> 00:29:13.240
I wouldn't, my security is never, touch someone like that. And,
658
00:29:13.259 --> 00:29:15.579
you know, so she really was upset about it. And
659
00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:19.039
I'm like, yeah, but I mean, also there's just something
660
00:29:19.099 --> 00:29:22.140
so sad that like the biggest performer in Vegas at
661
00:29:22.299 --> 00:29:25.759
one time. Yeah. Can't was just seen as just a
662
00:29:25.900 --> 00:29:29.230
crazy 40 year old fan woman that wanted to own
663
00:29:29.309 --> 00:29:32.349
a seven. Like he's probably like how many blonde 40-year-old
664
00:29:32.390 --> 00:29:35.910
women do I have to flick from Wham Banana and
665
00:29:35.950 --> 00:29:36.789
his 7'5 figure?
666
00:29:36.930 --> 00:29:37.970
It's Wet Banana.
667
00:29:38.130 --> 00:29:41.490
Okay, so this guy's just had it, you know?
668
00:29:41.539 --> 00:29:43.759
I think you're absolutely right. I'm like, where is Catch?
669
00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:45.180
What hotel is that in?
670
00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:47.839
I want to say it was like Aria. Can you
671
00:29:47.859 --> 00:29:48.859
just look up where Catch is?
672
00:29:48.859 --> 00:29:50.160
It probably is Aria.
673
00:29:50.259 --> 00:29:51.660
I want to say something like that, yeah.
674
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:54.619
But yeah, how many drunk women with their big tube
675
00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:59.500
glasses slushy drinks. We're just like, ah! And he's like, ah,
676
00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:00.859
get out of here. We're just trying, we have a
677
00:30:00.980 --> 00:30:03.480
dinner reservation. It happened to us in Vegas. We're like,
678
00:30:03.579 --> 00:30:03.960
bait it.
679
00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:05.839
Yeah, they're white cowboy boots.
680
00:30:05.900 --> 00:30:09.900
Yeah. And they're like chunky extensions, just, you know.
681
00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:11.930
And speaking in a British accent.
682
00:30:11.970 --> 00:30:12.509
Hello!
683
00:30:12.650 --> 00:30:15.509
But I mean, it's not even, we've heard Brittany in British.
684
00:30:15.549 --> 00:30:18.089
But you know, I'll tell you right now what happened, okay?
685
00:30:18.509 --> 00:30:21.309
I was walking with my husband and I was so excited.
686
00:30:21.490 --> 00:30:24.339
I don't know if you guys realize, but I love basketball.
687
00:30:24.690 --> 00:30:27.519
And I saw my favorite player. And I merely ran
688
00:30:27.579 --> 00:30:29.420
up and tapped him to get a photo. And this
689
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:32.279
man just obnoxiously hits me in the face. And my
690
00:30:32.359 --> 00:30:34.619
poor husband, he doesn't know what to do. So he
691
00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:37.900
went on the ground and did 12 push-ups as I went.
692
00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:39.680
And then I got a very nice seat. And then
693
00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:42.200
I saw Paulie Shore from Encino Bat. And I guess
694
00:30:42.220 --> 00:30:44.500
I had taken his spot. But he was very fine.
695
00:30:44.539 --> 00:30:46.640
And it was good. And we still had a wonderful time.
696
00:30:47.099 --> 00:30:49.599
And now my parents, now my sons are moving to Hawaii.
697
00:30:49.619 --> 00:30:50.920
But I don't know if I'm ever going to see
698
00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:52.960
them again. But I still have to pay child custody
699
00:30:53.019 --> 00:30:54.559
support payments. That's it.
700
00:30:54.829 --> 00:30:55.049
Yeah.
701
00:30:55.210 --> 00:30:55.750
That's what she said.
702
00:30:55.930 --> 00:30:58.890
And her gym is on fire again. Remember when she
703
00:30:58.910 --> 00:31:01.170
lit her gym on fire with her Bath and Body
704
00:31:01.210 --> 00:31:02.670
Works candle?
705
00:31:02.730 --> 00:31:06.710
She's still spinning around in the foyer of the Cheesecake Factory, a.k.a.
706
00:31:06.750 --> 00:31:07.029
her home.
707
00:31:07.109 --> 00:31:13.200
I'm still upset that her husband didn't even do anything.
708
00:31:13.220 --> 00:31:13.279
No.
709
00:31:14.700 --> 00:31:15.079
I'm sorry.
710
00:31:15.099 --> 00:31:18.460
If you see your wife get backhanded on purpose or
711
00:31:18.539 --> 00:31:21.619
on accident, whatever... I think it would be like, hey,
712
00:31:21.700 --> 00:31:23.140
what's up? Didn't do anything.
713
00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:24.720
Now I'm going to go on the other side.
714
00:31:24.900 --> 00:31:25.319
Okay.
715
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:31.500
If he would have started like a physical tussle, that
716
00:31:31.519 --> 00:31:32.980
would get him in a lot of trouble.
717
00:31:33.109 --> 00:31:34.769
Not a tussle, a conversation.
718
00:31:34.789 --> 00:31:35.910
Yeah, but.
719
00:31:36.309 --> 00:31:37.009
Just like, hey.
720
00:31:37.069 --> 00:31:37.789
He may have.
721
00:31:37.809 --> 00:31:38.910
This is Britney Spears.
722
00:31:38.990 --> 00:31:39.750
And then did the.
723
00:31:40.630 --> 00:31:42.910
Like at least stand up, be a little chivalrous for
724
00:31:42.950 --> 00:31:43.549
God's sakes.
725
00:31:44.220 --> 00:31:46.579
Well, if Britney Spears runs up to me at Target
726
00:31:46.660 --> 00:31:47.720
and taps me on the shoulder.
727
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:49.579
Is it Britney Spears? Drake, can you.
728
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.480
Please not hit her and just be nice? Because she
729
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:54.589
might be a huge fan. By the way, it was
730
00:31:54.619 --> 00:31:56.470
at the Aria. It was the Aria.
731
00:31:56.490 --> 00:31:57.029
It was Aria, yeah.
732
00:31:57.049 --> 00:31:59.769
God, I'm so smart. Probably read that and remembered it
733
00:31:59.789 --> 00:32:02.990
in the back of my brain. Okay. I want to
734
00:32:03.049 --> 00:32:06.230
fill you in on the latest of Kyle Richards and Mauricio.
735
00:32:08.769 --> 00:32:11.690
Just to fill you in, there was an announcement on
736
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July 3rd That they were separated, headed towards divorce, but
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nothing had been filed. Then they did a mutual post saying,
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we have been living separately. We've had a tough year.
739
00:32:24.779 --> 00:32:28.420
We have no plans to get divorced. Meanwhile, there's this girl,
740
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:32.819
Morgan Wade, that no one in my world had ever
741
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:37.369
heard of. She is a country singer. She's tattooed from
742
00:32:37.380 --> 00:32:38.400
the neck down. She's 28.
743
00:32:38.390 --> 00:32:38.470
Yeah.
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00:32:40.309 --> 00:32:43.190
Appears to be a lesbian, being that she had a girlfriend.
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00:32:43.369 --> 00:32:46.640
So she's country G flip. Bisexual, whatever. Country G flip, yeah.
746
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:52.220
Exactly. And they've been hanging out, Kyle and she. Kyle's 54,
747
00:32:52.220 --> 00:32:55.500
she's 28. Oh, wow. Some people have a problem with their, like,
748
00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:58.380
if this was a man dating a 28-year-old, we would
749
00:32:58.460 --> 00:33:00.740
have a problem with it, or would we? Anyway, because
750
00:33:00.809 --> 00:33:02.589
Kyle has a 32-year-old daughter.
751
00:33:02.609 --> 00:33:04.690
A 34-year-old daughter, actually.
752
00:33:04.710 --> 00:33:06.869
She had a daughter really young. And her next daughter's 27,
753
00:33:06.869 --> 00:33:10.640
and this girl's 28. They have, she and Morgan have
754
00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:16.539
matching tattoos, which is a heart. She also has Kyle's
755
00:33:17.220 --> 00:33:19.809
hand-righted K on her hand. Maybe it's not for Kyle,
756
00:33:19.849 --> 00:33:23.470
but it is her signature K. If you got an
757
00:33:23.589 --> 00:33:30.190
autograph from Kyle Richards, it matches. They have matching rings. Okay. And, but,
758
00:33:30.890 --> 00:33:35.109
so this all breaks. We're all talking about it. The fans,
759
00:33:35.130 --> 00:33:40.670
the Bravo people, are starting to speculate, myself included. Was
760
00:33:40.769 --> 00:33:45.930
this a combined effort between Kyle and Bravo to pull
761
00:33:46.130 --> 00:33:51.480
a Vanderpump delight? Because the rumors were that this was
762
00:33:51.539 --> 00:33:54.069
a very boring season. Lisa Rinna was not part of it.
763
00:33:54.220 --> 00:33:56.980
And Kathy Hilton did not participate. All I heard is
764
00:33:57.039 --> 00:34:00.220
nothing really happens this season. And now we're hearing, oh,
765
00:34:00.259 --> 00:34:03.460
you're going to see the cracks in their marriage this season.
766
00:34:03.990 --> 00:34:07.089
Now we have this going on. So now people will
767
00:34:07.309 --> 00:34:09.489
make sure they watch the way they did with Vanderpump
768
00:34:09.869 --> 00:34:12.909
to catch all the little clues of like, oh my God,
769
00:34:12.949 --> 00:34:15.789
oh my God. And maybe they'll even go back and- Like.
770
00:34:15.510 --> 00:34:17.389
Back 2008 or whatever.
771
00:34:17.510 --> 00:34:19.679
Right, they'll go walk back, but they'll also really watch
772
00:34:19.699 --> 00:34:24.480
these new episodes and see what is up. So this
773
00:34:24.599 --> 00:34:31.199
weekend after she wrote, please respect our privacy, and Teddy
774
00:34:31.219 --> 00:34:34.809
Mellencamp said on her show, She is like my family.
775
00:34:35.110 --> 00:34:38.329
So even though I have a show about Housewives, I
776
00:34:38.369 --> 00:34:40.829
will not be talking about Kyle's break of the marriage.
777
00:34:40.929 --> 00:34:43.230
Please just respect our privacy. Like, this is a family.
778
00:34:43.789 --> 00:34:47.130
So in order to do that, she went out and
779
00:34:47.349 --> 00:34:48.289
pumped her own gas.
780
00:34:48.789 --> 00:34:49.190
Wow.
781
00:34:49.329 --> 00:34:50.670
And TMZ happened to be there.
782
00:34:50.750 --> 00:34:51.389
Good for her.
783
00:34:51.530 --> 00:34:54.670
So that just happened to happen. And then she and
784
00:34:54.690 --> 00:34:57.590
Teddy went out to what appears to be Craig's, which
785
00:34:57.699 --> 00:34:59.469
is when you just want a simple dinner and you
786
00:34:59.510 --> 00:35:01.280
live in Encino, you want to go in your car
787
00:35:01.300 --> 00:35:04.099
and drive to West Hollywood 45 minutes. and go to
788
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:06.079
the place where there's always paparazzi. And then when you're
789
00:35:06.139 --> 00:35:09.300
backing out, when you want to avoid paparazzi talking to you,
790
00:35:09.659 --> 00:35:11.219
you make sure you have your window down.
791
00:35:11.320 --> 00:35:12.559
Never up.
792
00:35:12.719 --> 00:35:15.610
You want to make sure it's down because you can't
793
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:18.619
back up even though your car has a backup camera
794
00:35:18.820 --> 00:35:21.070
with the windows rolled up because you want to avoid
795
00:35:21.349 --> 00:35:24.269
talking about your marriage. And then the thing you really
796
00:35:24.309 --> 00:35:28.139
want to make sure that you don't do is walk
797
00:35:28.179 --> 00:35:30.050
around with a girl that you're rumored to be having
798
00:35:30.429 --> 00:35:33.369
a lesbian affair with. And so that's what they did.
799
00:35:33.389 --> 00:35:35.409
Yeah, with matching tattoos and rings.
800
00:35:35.429 --> 00:35:38.780
With matching tattoos, and Kyle's covering her face with her
801
00:35:38.820 --> 00:35:39.420
wedding ring.
802
00:35:39.460 --> 00:35:40.199
Wait, this is him.
803
00:35:40.300 --> 00:35:42.519
With her wedding ring to let you guys, I'm married,
804
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:46.280
but I'm with this lesbian lover, or not, or just
805
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:47.860
my best friend, because she goes, Teddy and I have
806
00:35:47.909 --> 00:35:52.280
matching tattoos. She's pulling like a Courtney now. She's wearing
807
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:55.019
ripped jeans and she's like starting to wear this outfit,
808
00:35:55.039 --> 00:35:57.599
starting to get the tattoos. She's having a midlife crisis
809
00:35:58.539 --> 00:36:01.980
with in a late life lesbian affair or not or not.
810
00:36:02.420 --> 00:36:06.300
But it got us all talking. It's working. He's got
811
00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:10.239
buying Beverly Hills on Netflix coming up about his his
812
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:12.119
relationship doing real estate with his daughters.
813
00:36:12.139 --> 00:36:13.170
That got picked up.
814
00:36:13.409 --> 00:36:17.230
It got picked up. And and so there we go.
815
00:36:18.190 --> 00:36:23.409
There we go. So, oh, and then her girlfriend, her
816
00:36:23.449 --> 00:36:27.050
former girlfriend, Morgan's former girlfriend, she's a very pretty girl.
817
00:36:27.329 --> 00:36:31.820
She's enjoying the spotlight. She was on some sexy island show.
818
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:34.440
I don't know. She's been on reality shows before. And
819
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:38.780
she is saying, like, I was so upset when this
820
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:42.139
former girlfriend of mine said that I shouldn't worry about
821
00:36:42.179 --> 00:36:45.320
this friendship she has with a housewife who still loves
822
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:50.000
her husband. She never says Kyle. And now she's saying,
823
00:36:50.059 --> 00:36:53.409
I wish everybody well. I wish everybody well. I don't
824
00:36:53.449 --> 00:36:56.909
know what their relationship entails. We're not together anymore, but
825
00:36:56.989 --> 00:37:00.929
I wish Morgan well. Meanwhile, now everybody knows about Morgan
826
00:37:00.949 --> 00:37:04.889
Wade's music. So I hope that if Kyle is not
827
00:37:04.969 --> 00:37:07.449
going down on her, she at least has invested in
828
00:37:08.550 --> 00:37:16.010
her music somehow. Maybe they got some trademarks together. LicketySplit.com.
829
00:37:16.210 --> 00:37:20.010
I don't know. But, you know, they're going to have
830
00:37:20.070 --> 00:37:23.050
merch come out. They're like, they looked at everything that
831
00:37:23.070 --> 00:37:25.800
happened with Ariana and the girls. And they are going
832
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:27.239
to try to make something of this.
833
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:31.719
I mean, Bravo is pulling at straws, I think. I mean,
834
00:37:31.780 --> 00:37:34.579
they should just change their slogan to, watch what happens?
835
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:40.079
Question mark? Right? Like... We'll see.
836
00:37:40.219 --> 00:37:41.900
Watch what we planned happen. Like, right.
837
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:43.300
Yeah. It's like, eh?
838
00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:45.320
And I was thinking, you know, it used to.
839
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:49.110
Like, they even showed, like, Tom Sandoval and the other one.
840
00:37:49.150 --> 00:37:53.789
They're like, oh, they're fighting, filming Vanderpump Rules, the new season.
841
00:37:54.289 --> 00:37:56.949
Tom Schwartz was really giving it to Tom. I'm like,
842
00:37:57.010 --> 00:37:59.610
who cares? Ariana's on Dancing with the Stars. Did we
843
00:37:59.710 --> 00:38:02.250
not say that, like, a couple months ago that she
844
00:38:02.269 --> 00:38:03.219
was going to be on this season?
845
00:38:03.429 --> 00:38:04.099
I will say.
846
00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:05.460
It's like, who cares?
847
00:38:05.619 --> 00:38:09.739
I will say. As a woman who watches Bravo, who's
848
00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:13.219
been married forever, in my 50s, I can speak for
849
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:13.699
all of us.
850
00:38:13.860 --> 00:38:14.599
Yes, please do.
851
00:38:14.619 --> 00:38:18.769
That, sadly, nothing gets us more interested in one of
852
00:38:18.809 --> 00:38:20.510
these shows than a divorce.
853
00:38:20.869 --> 00:38:21.170
Yeah.
854
00:38:21.369 --> 00:38:24.070
And that has 100% been proven. It was with Shanna
855
00:38:24.090 --> 00:38:27.789
Bedore and David Bedore. It was with Teresa Giudice. There's
856
00:38:27.809 --> 00:38:28.969
been all these divorces.
857
00:38:28.989 --> 00:38:29.989
Lisa in Miami.
858
00:38:30.050 --> 00:38:30.449
Lisa.
859
00:38:30.469 --> 00:38:32.360
I love that one. That show.
860
00:38:33.730 --> 00:38:35.489
It took seven years for them to come back. The
861
00:38:35.510 --> 00:38:39.000
first season was kind of good, kind of whatever. Second season,
862
00:38:39.019 --> 00:38:41.219
we watched the divorce happen with.
863
00:38:41.159 --> 00:38:41.679
Our own eyes.
864
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:46.170
Hot Mike got us all wet in Miami.
865
00:38:46.409 --> 00:38:48.590
And wore our little bathing suits.
866
00:38:48.750 --> 00:38:52.570
I don't think it took a team of detective psychologists
867
00:38:52.610 --> 00:38:55.980
to realize... If we want to keep our shows going,
868
00:38:56.300 --> 00:39:02.619
it's proven that cheating and divorces and breakups are what
869
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:07.090
gets the fans invested. It's not them having fun on
870
00:39:07.130 --> 00:39:11.329
a trip and grabbing each other's boobs and doing tequila shots.
871
00:39:11.349 --> 00:39:12.090
It's not that.
872
00:39:12.150 --> 00:39:13.309
We like picking teams.
873
00:39:13.349 --> 00:39:17.869
We like to see the most ideal families crumble. I mean,
874
00:39:17.909 --> 00:39:20.449
it's horrible, but it's horrible. But that is what gets
875
00:39:20.530 --> 00:39:24.179
us watching. So hopefully this is for publicity. I really
876
00:39:24.219 --> 00:39:26.909
hope it is. I really hope that she and Mauricio
877
00:39:27.329 --> 00:39:29.289
go off to the sunset and are together when they're 90.
878
00:39:29.289 --> 00:39:32.980
I really do. But as someone who covers it and
879
00:39:33.019 --> 00:39:36.469
talks about it, I'm intrigued because it's giving me something
880
00:39:36.489 --> 00:39:38.250
to analyze. At the same time, I feel a little
881
00:39:38.269 --> 00:39:40.570
fucking tricked. And I don't know. And that's why I
882
00:39:40.610 --> 00:39:43.190
just want to put out everything that I'm recognizing that's
883
00:39:43.210 --> 00:39:45.980
happening here. As well as many other people that do
884
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:47.300
what I do are saying the same thing.
885
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:49.900
Exactly. And I think it just gets so boring, especially
886
00:39:49.940 --> 00:39:53.880
with the whole, like, Kim and her... Kim Zolciak and her... Oh,
887
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:54.960
so Kim Zolciak.
888
00:39:54.980 --> 00:39:57.239
Let's talk about that. Okay. So Kim Zolciak, we've been
889
00:39:57.280 --> 00:40:01.090
following this divorce since May. And, you know, I... A
890
00:40:02.329 --> 00:40:04.530
lot of people were like, I think this is for publicity.
891
00:40:04.650 --> 00:40:06.670
I think it's for... I've had people write me. I
892
00:40:06.710 --> 00:40:09.750
had Dax on who said, no, I think this is
893
00:40:09.909 --> 00:40:12.269
all to get back on the show. And I said...
894
00:40:12.699 --> 00:40:15.739
I can't believe... The reason I don't believe that's true
895
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:18.599
is just the amount of things that they've filed with
896
00:40:18.760 --> 00:40:22.460
ex parte and getting attorneys and all of this. Those
897
00:40:22.500 --> 00:40:25.690
are all hours that no divorce attorney is doing for free.
898
00:40:25.989 --> 00:40:26.289
Right.
899
00:40:26.530 --> 00:40:30.130
So whether they... So now they went to church on Sunday.
900
00:40:30.329 --> 00:40:30.820
Oh, thank God.
901
00:40:30.869 --> 00:40:32.750
All together. And then they called off the divorce.
902
00:40:32.989 --> 00:40:34.170
Yeah.
903
00:40:34.190 --> 00:40:38.480
And she either makes an appearance this next week or
904
00:40:38.500 --> 00:40:41.400
this past Sunday on Atlanta. So.
905
00:40:42.349 --> 00:40:42.630
For what?
906
00:40:43.210 --> 00:40:44.829
She's just there, like, with some of the girls that
907
00:40:44.849 --> 00:40:47.710
she's still friends with. She's like, and she makes a
908
00:40:47.750 --> 00:40:53.750
snarky remark about Kendra. She's like, oh, that bitch still alive? Ooh! Yeah. Kenya. Sorry, Kenya,
909
00:40:53.769 --> 00:40:58.730
not Kendra. Kenya. So, you know, obviously, this is going
910
00:40:58.750 --> 00:41:01.050
to get them back on. We want to see it. Yeah.
911
00:41:01.190 --> 00:41:04.739
And whether it's exaggerated, I believe there was a truth
912
00:41:04.780 --> 00:41:08.320
to it, and I believe maybe it was exaggerated. I
913
00:41:08.340 --> 00:41:12.219
don't know how, like, sat down, calculated, because I can't imagine...
914
00:41:12.260 --> 00:41:16.440
Telling your small kids, 12, 10, and 9-year-old twins, guys,
915
00:41:17.420 --> 00:41:19.380
Daddy and I love each other very much. For the
916
00:41:19.460 --> 00:41:21.559
next two months, I need you to go to your
917
00:41:21.579 --> 00:41:25.099
sports practices and everything and tell everybody around you that, yes,
918
00:41:25.139 --> 00:41:27.360
we're getting divorced and we hate each other. Then in
919
00:41:27.409 --> 00:41:29.769
two months, we're going to go to church, and then
920
00:41:29.809 --> 00:41:32.030
we're going to get asked back on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
921
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:35.820
And it'll all be worth it. Can I, can we,
922
00:41:35.940 --> 00:41:38.119
can the six of us and the two older daughters,
923
00:41:38.420 --> 00:41:41.440
can the eight of us agree on this conspiracy secret?
924
00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:45.239
Like there's, I don't believe it. Do I believe that
925
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:47.610
they have been together and they did have a loving
926
00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:50.789
relationship at one time and maybe they really did go, listen, we,
927
00:41:51.090 --> 00:41:54.090
we can't afford to divorce. Our business is staying together.
928
00:41:54.869 --> 00:41:58.090
Can we, can we wash all this nastiness under the rug?
929
00:41:58.170 --> 00:42:00.090
And can we try one more time? And on top
930
00:42:00.130 --> 00:42:02.409
of it, make lemonade out of it, get back on
931
00:42:02.429 --> 00:42:05.940
a show and, And try to stay together because they're
932
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:08.320
going to, they're realizing like, it's just going to be
933
00:42:08.500 --> 00:42:13.800
an ugly eight plus Kate plus eight awful, awfulness. Yeah.
934
00:42:13.900 --> 00:42:16.579
And if we can, you listen, marriage is really hard.
935
00:42:16.599 --> 00:42:18.760
And I saw this person on Tik TOK. She's this
936
00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:21.420
girl goes, I was walking around and this guy's like,
937
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:23.940
are you, are you married? And I said, yes. And
938
00:42:23.980 --> 00:42:26.949
he said happily. And she goes, he goes, are you happy?
939
00:42:26.989 --> 00:42:28.610
And she goes, no. Cause she goes that day, I
940
00:42:28.670 --> 00:42:31.010
wasn't happy with my husband. And then she said, But
941
00:42:31.050 --> 00:42:34.289
marriage isn't about being happy every second of every day.
942
00:42:34.570 --> 00:42:37.960
It's like, can you make it? So I'm rooting for them.
943
00:42:38.019 --> 00:42:41.380
I'm rooting for Kyle and Mauricio. But it does make
944
00:42:41.420 --> 00:42:44.699
me wonder how much is being put out there by them.
945
00:42:44.719 --> 00:42:50.409
It's a storyline. Let TMZ know that I called 911.
946
00:42:50.409 --> 00:42:53.949
Let TMZ know that I posted. Let's not let them
947
00:42:53.969 --> 00:42:55.809
figure it out three days from now. Let them know
948
00:42:55.889 --> 00:42:59.010
right now that I filed. Or I didn't file. Or
949
00:42:59.050 --> 00:43:01.570
I'm going to Craig's. Or I'm going to, you know,
950
00:43:02.369 --> 00:43:03.690
get a matching tattoo now.
951
00:43:03.789 --> 00:43:04.309
Or whatever.
952
00:43:04.369 --> 00:43:07.769
Like, they're letting us know because they know this is
953
00:43:07.809 --> 00:43:13.070
the price tag. Like, you know, real estate's dropping. I
954
00:43:13.110 --> 00:43:14.489
went to three open houses yesterday.
955
00:43:14.610 --> 00:43:15.139
You did?
956
00:43:15.179 --> 00:43:18.239
Yeah. In my neighborhood. We had a lot of fun.
957
00:43:18.260 --> 00:43:20.340
Drake and I took our electric bikes, rode around, saw
958
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:20.900
open houses.
959
00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:21.659
And just where?
960
00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:26.739
In my neighborhood. Two were, one was great. One was overpriced.
961
00:43:27.440 --> 00:43:30.000
And one was a funky driveway, but a great house.
962
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:30.840
Oh, cool.
963
00:43:31.139 --> 00:43:33.929
And so I was like, hope you get it. You know,
964
00:43:33.949 --> 00:43:36.889
my neighborhood, hope you get it. And then I was
965
00:43:36.929 --> 00:43:38.809
trying to sell it to this family. This cute family
966
00:43:38.829 --> 00:43:40.489
came in the one that I thought was a great backyard.
967
00:43:40.510 --> 00:43:42.030
Did you pretend you were a real estate agent?
968
00:43:42.090 --> 00:43:43.829
No, but I walked out and I said, you guys
969
00:43:43.849 --> 00:43:46.710
are going to die when you see the backyard. And
970
00:43:46.750 --> 00:43:49.730
then when we came back from the other house and
971
00:43:49.780 --> 00:43:51.880
saw them leave, I go, so you girls ready to
972
00:43:51.940 --> 00:43:54.039
buy it? And he goes, it's a little far from
973
00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:57.300
Sherman Oaks. And I'm like, shut up. I'm like, your
974
00:43:57.340 --> 00:43:59.349
kids can go to school here. Yeah. And then I
975
00:43:59.369 --> 00:43:59.949
pedaled away.
976
00:44:00.030 --> 00:44:02.590
A little far from Sherman. It pedaled away on your bike.
977
00:44:02.610 --> 00:44:07.230
Get out of here. Losers.
978
00:44:08.369 --> 00:44:09.550
We don't want you here anyways.
979
00:44:10.909 --> 00:44:15.449
Anyway, so that's what is happening with them. Okay, now
980
00:44:15.650 --> 00:44:18.530
everybody is talking about this incredible 4th of July white
981
00:44:18.590 --> 00:44:20.539
party that you and I were not invited to. It
982
00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:23.960
was in the Hamptons. And everyone's like, who is this guy?
983
00:44:24.869 --> 00:44:28.409
So his name is, his last name is Ruben. What's
984
00:44:28.449 --> 00:44:31.800
his first name? Michael Ruben. Michael Ruben. He has this
985
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:34.699
enormous party. I didn't realize it was an annual party.
986
00:44:34.739 --> 00:44:36.500
This isn't the first time he's had the 4th of
987
00:44:36.539 --> 00:44:37.619
July white party.
988
00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:38.019
Yeah.
989
00:44:38.500 --> 00:44:43.039
And it's at over 8,100 square feet, which actually is
990
00:44:43.139 --> 00:44:46.260
not big. The house is bigger than that. Oceanfront Estate
991
00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:51.510
in Bridgehampton, valued at $ 50 million. It only features four bedrooms.
992
00:44:52.050 --> 00:44:53.630
I always think that's so weird when it's four bedrooms
993
00:44:53.710 --> 00:44:54.639
and seven bathrooms.
994
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:58.500
It freaks me out. Like, selling Sunset, they're like, two bedroom,
995
00:44:58.500 --> 00:45:00.079
45 bath. I'm like, why?
996
00:45:00.099 --> 00:45:04.320
I think there's probably four huge suites with a bathroom, okay?
997
00:45:04.659 --> 00:45:07.960
And then there's a bathroom downstairs. There's probably a pool bathroom.
998
00:45:08.500 --> 00:45:08.659
Yeah.
999
00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:11.320
And then there's maybe, like, another.
1000
00:45:10.780 --> 00:45:13.789
Bathroom off a living room or something. It freaks, I
1001
00:45:13.829 --> 00:45:15.829
don't know. I'm like, it's too many bathrooms.
1002
00:45:16.110 --> 00:45:18.429
So, he plans to have this party, but this is
1003
00:45:18.449 --> 00:45:23.610
what I thought was really interesting. The event, known for
1004
00:45:23.650 --> 00:45:28.010
its exclusivity, has seen people reportedly offer up to seven
1005
00:45:28.070 --> 00:45:31.519
figures to secure an invitation. And he even said, you
1006
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:33.960
can't buy your way into this party, but people are
1007
00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:36.280
saying they believe you can. Absolutely.
1008
00:45:36.300 --> 00:45:39.760
And how sad if you have to buy your way
1009
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:40.510
into a party.
1010
00:45:40.530 --> 00:45:40.670
Oh, my.
1011
00:45:42.230 --> 00:45:43.730
God. There's so many rich people that would.
1012
00:45:43.889 --> 00:45:45.829
I know. Because there's the same rich.
1013
00:45:45.710 --> 00:45:48.960
People that want to invest in movies. to get a part.
1014
00:45:49.420 --> 00:45:51.159
If there's like a charity, yes.
1015
00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:53.500
Yeah, but it's also like, not just for charity, like,
1016
00:45:53.559 --> 00:45:56.019
I've done everything. Like, you know what a lot of
1017
00:45:56.500 --> 00:45:59.179
rich people would do at things? They'd be like, okay,
1018
00:45:59.380 --> 00:46:04.519
who wants to have a walk-on on a sitcom for $ 50, 000?
1019
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:05.460
And people would do that.
1020
00:46:05.619 --> 00:46:06.139
I get that.
1021
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:06.960
Or even on Broadway.
1022
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:09.599
And it's Kim Kardashian. I mean, clearly, look, she's in
1023
00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:12.619
the picture. It's like, she's that person. Be like, I
1024
00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:15.280
want to be on American Horror Story. Okay, put me in. Thanks.
1025
00:46:15.300 --> 00:46:16.460
How much do I have to write a check for?
1026
00:46:17.070 --> 00:46:18.010
It's just, ugh.
1027
00:46:18.409 --> 00:46:20.030
You know she's not paying to be on that, though.
1028
00:46:20.269 --> 00:46:20.889
She's not what?
1029
00:46:20.969 --> 00:46:22.469
She's not paying to be on American Horror Story.
1030
00:46:22.489 --> 00:46:23.090
You don't think so?
1031
00:46:23.590 --> 00:46:24.130
No way.
1032
00:46:24.269 --> 00:46:26.469
Why not? Do you think she'd pay to go to
1033
00:46:26.510 --> 00:46:26.969
this party?
1034
00:46:27.380 --> 00:46:27.539
No.
1035
00:46:27.860 --> 00:46:28.139
Okay.
1036
00:46:28.360 --> 00:46:29.659
No, I don't think she pays to do any of
1037
00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:31.920
this stuff. I think she's such a huge asset to
1038
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:32.480
get people.
1039
00:46:32.340 --> 00:46:33.340
To talk about it. No pun.
1040
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:40.480
Intended. It was 350 guests, including A-list celebrities, models, influencers,
1041
00:46:40.579 --> 00:46:41.519
business titans.
1042
00:46:43.219 --> 00:46:44.820
Was this when Beyonce was at?
1043
00:46:44.960 --> 00:46:49.110
Here's some of the people. Yeah. Leonardo, Ben Affleck, Justin
1044
00:46:49.130 --> 00:46:53.110
and Hailey Bieber. Ben Affleck's daughter went, the Jennifer Garner lookalike.
1045
00:46:53.170 --> 00:46:53.909
So weird, right?
1046
00:46:53.929 --> 00:46:54.889
And she wore a mask.
1047
00:46:55.289 --> 00:46:56.869
What? What do you mean a mask? A COVID mask.
1048
00:46:56.889 --> 00:46:57.349
What mask?
1049
00:46:57.550 --> 00:47:00.110
A COVID mask. You know, like a- Oh, really?
1050
00:47:00.130 --> 00:47:00.210
Yeah.
1051
00:47:01.289 --> 00:47:03.909
Okay. I thought she was the only one. Sometimes those
1052
00:47:03.949 --> 00:47:08.340
Gen Zers, they're about the masks. Anyway, Justin, Hailey Bieber,
1053
00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:12.539
DJ Khaled, Kim Kardashian, Tom Brady. And in this one,
1054
00:47:12.659 --> 00:47:16.840
Kim said, she said, I had 11 shots. Of alcohol.
1055
00:47:16.889 --> 00:47:18.820
No, she did not. She did.
1056
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:20.679
And you know what I predict?
1057
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:21.280
What?
1058
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:24.239
She's now going to come up with an alcohol. Because
1059
00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:27.000
her whole thing, much like J-Lo, was, I don't drink.
1060
00:47:27.219 --> 00:47:28.780
I don't drink. She used to drink when she hung
1061
00:47:28.820 --> 00:47:31.219
out with Paris a little. Then for years, she was like,
1062
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:33.480
I don't drink at all. And then there'd only be
1063
00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:37.820
one time in every three years that maybe she'd get
1064
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:41.550
a little buzzed. taping the show or filming the show.
1065
00:47:41.869 --> 00:47:44.829
So now she had 11 shots of alcohol. JLo is
1066
00:47:44.869 --> 00:47:47.829
getting a lot of heat for having an alcohol brand
1067
00:47:48.250 --> 00:47:52.400
because not only is her husband a recovering alcoholic, but she,
1068
00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:54.920
one of the reasons that she looks so gorgeous, in
1069
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:57.980
my opinion, is that she says, I have about one
1070
00:47:58.019 --> 00:48:01.800
glass of champagne a year to celebrate. I don't drink.
1071
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:04.440
I've never liked it. I've never been into it. Now
1072
00:48:04.539 --> 00:48:07.050
she's like, no, I do drink some and buy my alcohol.
1073
00:48:07.670 --> 00:48:11.489
So I predict Kim is going to have some type
1074
00:48:11.510 --> 00:48:12.449
of alcohol brand.
1075
00:48:12.550 --> 00:48:15.190
It's going to be, it can't be like an alcohol.
1076
00:48:15.230 --> 00:48:16.780
I don't even believe if she did 11 shots or not.
1077
00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:18.489
She didn't do 11. No one can do 11 shots
1078
00:48:18.610 --> 00:48:19.420
of anything.
1079
00:48:19.539 --> 00:48:21.800
With that tiny waist, she'd be dead. Are you kidding me?
1080
00:48:21.820 --> 00:48:24.320
Yeah, you'd be, yeah. No, 11 shots, my ass.
1081
00:48:24.699 --> 00:48:26.199
But all the way, I never do shots.
1082
00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:28.800
I could do, yeah, if anything, I'll do like a
1083
00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:31.019
tequila shot every now and then, but I'm like, it's
1084
00:48:31.059 --> 00:48:32.420
got to be chilled to perfection.
1085
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:34.659
It has to be chilled, and I still sip it. Yeah.
1086
00:48:34.900 --> 00:48:37.099
I still sip it, and I drink it like that.
1087
00:48:37.690 --> 00:48:41.889
If you drink warm liquor, you have problems. You have
1088
00:48:41.909 --> 00:48:43.690
to chill it perfect. But I don't think she's gonna
1089
00:48:43.730 --> 00:48:45.469
come up with like, here's my alcohol. I don't think
1090
00:48:45.489 --> 00:48:47.909
she's gonna do a seltzer. She's gonna make it something
1091
00:48:48.010 --> 00:48:51.079
weird like no one's ever done before. It's gonna be
1092
00:48:51.119 --> 00:48:54.760
like Skims milk or something like that. She'll come up
1093
00:48:54.780 --> 00:48:56.380
with her own line of something.
1094
00:48:56.679 --> 00:48:59.460
It's gonna be a low calorie gin mixed drink.
1095
00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:04.510
Low calorie gin. No, but you have to play off K.
1096
00:49:06.519 --> 00:49:08.239
It's got to be Kardashian something.
1097
00:49:08.260 --> 00:49:08.860
Gin and Connix.
1098
00:49:11.469 --> 00:49:15.610
Gin and Connix. Or it could be a gin-infused cannabis brand,
1099
00:49:15.690 --> 00:49:16.670
Gin and Chronic.
1100
00:49:17.429 --> 00:49:17.909
Good one.
1101
00:49:18.949 --> 00:49:20.960
It's going to be something weird that no one asked for.
1102
00:49:20.989 --> 00:49:22.699
It's not going to be like a rosé.
1103
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:23.239
No.
1104
00:49:23.260 --> 00:49:25.380
It can't be a tequila because a sister has tequila.
1105
00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:28.619
She already got accused for stealing Kourtney's Dolce & Gabbana
1106
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:29.679
wedding situation.
1107
00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:32.840
She could do it and we'll have Kendall and Kim
1108
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:35.219
drama now. Kim's just going to go after all of
1109
00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:38.119
her sister's shit. Didn't she go after Kylie's makeup too?
1110
00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:42.539
She can't have a tequila shot. I mean a tequila brand.
1111
00:49:42.579 --> 00:49:44.820
It's got to be something else. It's going to be
1112
00:49:45.179 --> 00:49:45.960
vodka or gin.
1113
00:49:46.619 --> 00:49:46.860
Okay.
1114
00:49:47.239 --> 00:49:50.110
It's not going to be in the wine world. Okay.
1115
00:49:50.389 --> 00:49:50.789
We'll see.
1116
00:49:50.969 --> 00:49:51.429
We'll see.
1117
00:49:52.570 --> 00:49:57.489
Usher performed. Let's see. Lala Anthony. She just gets invited
1118
00:49:57.510 --> 00:49:57.949
to everything.
1119
00:49:58.030 --> 00:49:59.199
Lori Harvey. Let's see.
1120
00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:03.519
Kendall, of course, was there. Jenner. Kenny Chesney.
1121
00:50:03.639 --> 00:50:04.780
Not Kenny Chesney. What?
1122
00:50:04.880 --> 00:50:08.090
What? Also, James Corden. Well, he's up the Kardashians.
1123
00:50:08.530 --> 00:50:08.969
For sure.
1124
00:50:09.010 --> 00:50:14.809
He produces the Kardashians. Travis Scott, French Montana. Oh, French Montana.
1125
00:50:15.190 --> 00:50:18.469
He's still hanging around. Do you think Kourtney missed the boat?
1126
00:50:18.530 --> 00:50:18.710
No.
1127
00:50:18.829 --> 00:50:22.989
Not Kourtney, Khloe. They used to date. Oh, this quarterback
1128
00:50:23.030 --> 00:50:24.360
named Joe Burrow. Anyway.
1129
00:50:24.420 --> 00:50:25.619
And Jay-Z and Beyoncé.
1130
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:29.579
Yeah, Jay-Z and Beyoncé. And supposedly Tom Brady and.
1131
00:50:31.110 --> 00:50:32.530
Kim were flirting all night.
1132
00:50:32.769 --> 00:50:34.929
Because she had 85 shots, apparently.
1133
00:50:34.969 --> 00:50:37.969
People think they're dating. She's supposedly looking for, that other
1134
00:50:38.010 --> 00:50:41.269
people say, no, they're just friends. But this is how
1135
00:50:41.309 --> 00:50:45.590
this guy got all his money, which is pretty honorable, actually.
1136
00:50:45.610 --> 00:50:50.480
He started a business when he was like 14, where
1137
00:50:50.500 --> 00:50:52.599
he bought, he took all of his bar mitzvah money,
1138
00:50:52.940 --> 00:50:57.000
and he bought these really cheap skis, like overstock skis.
1139
00:50:57.079 --> 00:50:59.860
And he actually, he had help from his parents, but
1140
00:50:59.900 --> 00:51:04.050
he started his own ski repair shop thing. And he
1141
00:51:04.110 --> 00:51:07.429
had all at, he bought a Porsche without his parents' knowledge,
1142
00:51:07.510 --> 00:51:11.090
even before he turned 16. And he owned the ski shop.
1143
00:51:11.130 --> 00:51:14.710
He built 142 foot ski ramp in the summer for
1144
00:51:14.750 --> 00:51:17.309
customers to test out their gear. He did all this stuff.
1145
00:51:17.690 --> 00:51:20.409
Then he went to college, but dropped out after six
1146
00:51:20.469 --> 00:51:24.210
months because, or after six weeks, because he wanted to pursue, um,
1147
00:51:25.690 --> 00:51:29.190
the ski, the ski shops that he had. He then developed, um,
1148
00:51:30.139 --> 00:51:34.880
This other company, he sold it for eBay in 2011
1149
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:37.179
for 2.4. He got a $ 200 million investment from this
1150
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:44.059
Chinese e-commerce giant. Anyway, he's a legit businessman that's been
1151
00:51:44.139 --> 00:51:49.090
working since he was 14. I mean, I believe that
1152
00:51:49.110 --> 00:51:50.630
a lot of these people know who he is. First,
1153
00:51:50.670 --> 00:51:52.329
I just thought he fell out of nowhere and everyone
1154
00:51:52.349 --> 00:51:54.570
just was faking being his friend. But now I actually
1155
00:51:54.630 --> 00:51:57.929
think he's like a pretty cool guy. He has a girlfriend.
1156
00:51:58.610 --> 00:52:01.110
And then the girlfriend had to wear a... someone made
1157
00:52:01.130 --> 00:52:02.769
her wear a helmet as a joke at the party
1158
00:52:02.789 --> 00:52:04.769
because last year she fell and hit her head.
1159
00:52:04.909 --> 00:52:05.369
Wow.
1160
00:52:05.409 --> 00:52:06.309
Which reminded me of me.
1161
00:52:06.329 --> 00:52:07.630
Too soon. Too soon.
1162
00:52:07.829 --> 00:52:09.989
I know. When I fell and hit my head, Krista
1163
00:52:10.030 --> 00:52:14.280
made me a crystallized Juicy Scoop helmet. And so, obviously,
1164
00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:18.139
they're both scoopers and Juicy Scoopers. And they... So, invite
1165
00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:20.159
me next year. But also, I thought, how did they
1166
00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:20.579
all get there?
1167
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:21.320
Well, it's easy.
1168
00:52:21.960 --> 00:52:25.389
When you all have private planes... Yeah. And you all go...
1169
00:52:25.170 --> 00:52:26.829
You know, like... Because otherwise, it's a huge pain in
1170
00:52:26.849 --> 00:52:30.130
the ass for... Like, I am going to the Hamptons...
1171
00:52:30.380 --> 00:52:31.940
for my show. I have a show in the Hamptons
1172
00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:35.679
on the 18th of August and I have three shows
1173
00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:37.849
the weekend before that, but I'm going to stay in
1174
00:52:37.869 --> 00:52:41.050
the Hamptons because it is a lot of effort, especially
1175
00:52:41.090 --> 00:52:42.949
when you're in LA. First, you got to fly to
1176
00:52:42.989 --> 00:52:44.570
New York. Then you got to drive like two to
1177
00:52:44.590 --> 00:52:47.289
three hours, you know, but when you have a private
1178
00:52:47.329 --> 00:52:51.030
jet to go to this party, it's not a big deal. Yeah.
1179
00:52:51.110 --> 00:52:54.889
Not a big deal. So they all went and there
1180
00:52:54.929 --> 00:52:55.250
you go.
1181
00:52:55.269 --> 00:52:58.309
I don't know. Something looks weird about him.
1182
00:52:58.710 --> 00:53:01.329
Then they talked about, he has a little beady eyes,
1183
00:53:01.349 --> 00:53:02.010
but it's okay.
1184
00:53:02.130 --> 00:53:03.909
I don't know if it's, it's just, I don't know.
1185
00:53:04.210 --> 00:53:05.829
Well, sounds like a delight.
1186
00:53:05.869 --> 00:53:08.650
It looks like Ray finds like in character for something.
1187
00:53:08.750 --> 00:53:10.789
I think he sounds like a wonderful guy. I'd like
1188
00:53:10.809 --> 00:53:11.809
to be invited next year.
1189
00:53:11.949 --> 00:53:12.449
Okay.
1190
00:53:13.150 --> 00:53:15.590
I will perform too, if necessary. And as if you're
1191
00:53:15.610 --> 00:53:15.869
not going to.
1192
00:53:15.869 --> 00:53:18.139
She'll bring her own helmet. She'll bring her own helmet too.
1193
00:53:18.260 --> 00:53:22.000
And I'll bring Justin. Yeah. Listen, this TikToker did this
1194
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:24.699
thing and they went through all the watches. I saw
1195
00:53:24.739 --> 00:53:26.769
this TikTok about how he went through all the famous
1196
00:53:26.809 --> 00:53:28.750
people's and how expensive their watches were.
1197
00:53:29.449 --> 00:53:29.650
Wow.
1198
00:53:30.090 --> 00:53:33.849
One was, you know, worth $ 97, 000. Another one was $ 450, 000.
1199
00:53:33.730 --> 00:53:36.250
Little Baby had one for $ 350, 000. Travis Scott had one
1200
00:53:36.269 --> 00:53:40.840
for $ 850, 000. Okay. So get out your expensive watches. That's
1201
00:53:40.909 --> 00:53:41.739
back in.
1202
00:53:43.019 --> 00:53:48.110
I've got an Apple watch, so... Take that.
1203
00:53:48.429 --> 00:53:49.570
Yeah, the Apple Watch is.
1204
00:53:49.610 --> 00:53:52.230
I would want a $ 450, 000 watch.
1205
00:53:52.369 --> 00:53:54.480
Well, if you're going to the party, you better get one.
1206
00:53:54.489 --> 00:53:56.849
I guess so. Okay.
1207
00:53:58.190 --> 00:54:01.550
Oh, here's some more party shots. Look at everyone having fun. Oh, look.
1208
00:54:01.570 --> 00:54:04.190
Oh, they're all on drugs. Tiffany Haddish was there?
1209
00:54:04.449 --> 00:54:08.530
The party went from 5 p.m. to 4 a.m.
1210
00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:09.989
No, that's too much.
1211
00:54:10.389 --> 00:54:11.960
No, it's not too much. Shut up.
1212
00:54:11.960 --> 00:54:13.900
5 p.m. to 4 a.m.? You want 5 p.m.
1213
00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:16.699
For the golden hour photos. Sure. Sure. And then you
1214
00:54:16.739 --> 00:54:19.079
really got to get your groove on and party all night.
1215
00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:21.340
Till 4 a.m.? Yes. Could you stay up till 4 a.m.
1216
00:54:21.820 --> 00:54:23.059
If I was at this party, I could.
1217
00:54:23.579 --> 00:54:25.019
And if there were drugs?
1218
00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:28.619
I don't know that I would do drugs. But if
1219
00:54:28.659 --> 00:54:31.719
someone offered me like a quarter of their son's Adderall,
1220
00:54:31.949 --> 00:54:35.269
maybe that would help. That would help.
1221
00:54:35.489 --> 00:54:36.730
You got to get into ketamine, Heather.
1222
00:54:36.829 --> 00:54:37.530
I would maybe do.
1223
00:54:37.550 --> 00:54:38.510
It's like all the rage.
1224
00:54:38.690 --> 00:54:42.010
Yeah. No, I don't want to do that. I don't
1225
00:54:42.050 --> 00:54:43.070
do cocaine either.
1226
00:54:43.489 --> 00:54:43.969
Got it, yeah.
1227
00:54:43.989 --> 00:54:46.510
Never tried it, never will. Even if I'm on a
1228
00:54:46.530 --> 00:54:48.360
White House tour, I don't plan on trying it.
1229
00:54:48.730 --> 00:54:50.989
Something's weird with this guy. I don't, like, look.
1230
00:54:51.710 --> 00:54:52.130
He's just.
1231
00:54:52.369 --> 00:54:54.170
It looks like he's wearing someone else's face.
1232
00:54:55.170 --> 00:54:57.090
It's just that's a shadow. Mm-hmm.
1233
00:54:57.510 --> 00:54:57.869
All right.
1234
00:54:59.530 --> 00:55:01.690
Okay, we got Taylor Swift.
1235
00:55:01.769 --> 00:55:02.150
Yes.
1236
00:55:02.250 --> 00:55:04.530
This is kind of... Tell me what you think.
1237
00:55:04.829 --> 00:55:05.320
About her?
1238
00:55:05.340 --> 00:55:06.199
Well, this is.
1239
00:55:06.260 --> 00:55:06.889
Oh, the story?
1240
00:55:07.510 --> 00:55:10.820
Taylor Swift's dad made $ 15 million in the music catalog
1241
00:55:10.860 --> 00:55:14.699
sale to Scooter Braun, despite... Taylor's claim that she was
1242
00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:22.489
blindsided by the deal. So, this new information suggests that
1243
00:55:22.530 --> 00:55:26.369
her father, Scott Kingsley Swift, reportedly made $ 15 million from
1244
00:55:26.409 --> 00:55:29.230
the deal. Scott Swift was one of the five shareholders
1245
00:55:29.349 --> 00:55:32.639
of Big Machine Label Group, owning about 5% of the
1246
00:55:32.679 --> 00:55:34.559
company when Scott, the scooter guy.
1247
00:55:35.530 --> 00:55:35.769
No, no.
1248
00:55:35.929 --> 00:55:36.230
No, sorry.
1249
00:55:36.250 --> 00:55:36.690
That's different.
1250
00:55:36.730 --> 00:55:40.380
When Scott Borchetta, the founder, put it up for sale
1251
00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:44.340
in 2019, although Taylor's representative asserted that she didn't have
1252
00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:46.889
knowledge of the deal, it has come to light that
1253
00:55:46.929 --> 00:55:50.510
the father allegedly skipped a shareholder phone call regarding the
1254
00:55:50.550 --> 00:55:53.409
deal to avoid withholding info from his daughter.
1255
00:55:54.369 --> 00:55:58.119
How about that? A singer's dad being shady.
1256
00:55:59.130 --> 00:56:01.510
I know, what is up with singer's dads being shady?
1257
00:56:01.530 --> 00:56:03.409
It's always Beyonce's dad.
1258
00:56:03.449 --> 00:56:03.570
Yes.
1259
00:56:03.949 --> 00:56:08.059
Taylor's dad. Everyone's dad is always, who else's dad is
1260
00:56:08.139 --> 00:56:09.260
always this shady?
1261
00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:10.900
Jessica Simpson's dad.
1262
00:56:10.920 --> 00:56:12.099
Oh, what a weirdo.
1263
00:56:12.119 --> 00:56:15.489
I told you about that party I went to of his.
1264
00:56:15.969 --> 00:56:16.369
What, what?
1265
00:56:16.829 --> 00:56:18.690
He had a fashion party in Malibu.
1266
00:56:18.750 --> 00:56:20.650
Of course he did. Like straight men do.
1267
00:56:21.050 --> 00:56:24.349
And there were so many gay men there. This was
1268
00:56:24.369 --> 00:56:26.710
before he came out. And he was like.
1269
00:56:26.730 --> 00:56:27.449
Is he out yet?
1270
00:56:27.590 --> 00:56:28.650
And he was doing the mouth.
1271
00:56:29.050 --> 00:56:30.250
That's cocaine.
1272
00:56:31.349 --> 00:56:33.130
And he was like. And I was like asking him.
1273
00:56:33.150 --> 00:56:36.909
Because at the time. It was maybe a year after
1274
00:56:36.949 --> 00:56:39.900
this show. That I really liked. That did not make it.
1275
00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:42.539
And it featured Jessica Simpson. And it was about actual
1276
00:56:42.599 --> 00:56:46.659
buyers of department stores. With fashion designers. So instead of like.
1277
00:56:47.639 --> 00:56:50.829
What's the Fashion Runway one? The runway show where they
1278
00:56:50.909 --> 00:56:52.929
do the fashion designing. What is it called?
1279
00:56:53.170 --> 00:56:55.389
Runway. What? Fashion Week?
1280
00:56:56.070 --> 00:56:57.769
No, no, no. The show that's been on forever where
1281
00:56:57.789 --> 00:56:59.750
the fashion designers compete against each other.
1282
00:56:59.929 --> 00:57:01.449
Project Runway? Project Runway.
1283
00:57:01.670 --> 00:57:05.579
Okay, this was fashion designers, but then they'd go and
1284
00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:07.760
there'd be a sax buyer and then there'd be like
1285
00:57:08.139 --> 00:57:11.519
a TJ Maxx buyer, like a less expensive, and then
1286
00:57:11.579 --> 00:57:14.219
a Target or something, and then... they would go, I
1287
00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:17.099
want that. And so I thought, being that my first
1288
00:57:17.139 --> 00:57:20.340
job was assistant buyer at Robinson's May before I got fired,
1289
00:57:20.360 --> 00:57:23.000
I thought that was really interesting. So I'm telling him,
1290
00:57:23.099 --> 00:57:25.070
and Jessica was on it, and so he was telling
1291
00:57:25.090 --> 00:57:26.989
me how he pitched that deal at that time. He
1292
00:57:27.030 --> 00:57:29.849
was still managing her and why the show didn't work
1293
00:57:29.909 --> 00:57:34.050
and whatever. And it was really weird clothes. It was
1294
00:57:34.090 --> 00:57:38.639
like a man's black top, but it would go down
1295
00:57:38.659 --> 00:57:40.960
to the knees, and it was white at the bottom,
1296
00:57:41.039 --> 00:57:44.849
and it was like this... hip-hop clothing for six-year-old gay
1297
00:57:44.889 --> 00:57:46.389
men with blonde hips.
1298
00:57:46.510 --> 00:57:49.610
Yeah. Yeah. Like Joe Simpson.
1299
00:57:49.630 --> 00:57:51.969
And he really wanted Jessica to come. She didn't, but
1300
00:57:52.010 --> 00:57:52.989
the other daughter did.
1301
00:57:53.590 --> 00:57:55.039
Ashley. Ashley will go.
1302
00:57:55.059 --> 00:57:56.019
Ashley did show up.
1303
00:57:56.179 --> 00:57:57.659
Yeah. She's not busy.
1304
00:57:57.719 --> 00:57:59.739
And a lot is going on with Jessica Simpson right now.
1305
00:57:59.780 --> 00:58:02.500
People are freaked out by her look. They think she
1306
00:58:02.539 --> 00:58:04.659
looks way too thin. They think she looks like Jeffree Star.
1307
00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:08.460
I saw that. That was pretty funny. Yeah. Jeffree Star
1308
00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:10.480
and I forget someone else.
1309
00:58:10.539 --> 00:58:12.500
And she's like ripping on her ex-husband.
1310
00:58:12.719 --> 00:58:15.559
I kind of want... I need a Jessica Simpson comeback.
1311
00:58:16.539 --> 00:58:20.079
I mean, again, she makes so much money selling the
1312
00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:20.619
shoes and stuff.
1313
00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:22.000
She didn't need it. She's a billionaire.
1314
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:25.920
She's probably just like, whatever. And then she struggled with alcohol.
1315
00:58:25.960 --> 00:58:27.940
She wrote a book and said she's sober now.
1316
00:58:27.960 --> 00:58:28.440
Yeah, I read it.
1317
00:58:28.699 --> 00:58:30.139
And I think she got really skinny.
1318
00:58:30.219 --> 00:58:30.550
She did.
1319
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:34.559
And also... she's over 40. So people's looks do change
1320
00:58:34.579 --> 00:58:36.719
when you get really skinny and you're over 40. So yeah,
1321
00:58:36.739 --> 00:58:38.960
she doesn't look like she did when she was on newlyweds.
1322
00:58:39.099 --> 00:58:41.179
No, and she never will. But I mean, I, this
1323
00:58:41.219 --> 00:58:46.840
Taylor Swift thing is, it's pretty, pretty juicy, but also a.
1324
00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:49.920
Representative of Taylor said in 2019, the singer did not
1325
00:58:50.019 --> 00:58:53.360
participate or have knowledge of the deal. Despite her father profiting.
1326
00:58:53.400 --> 00:58:57.860
Of course she didn't. She's busy. She's like doing an
1327
00:58:57.920 --> 00:58:58.659
heiress tour.
1328
00:58:58.739 --> 00:58:59.840
And like, I don't know.
1329
00:58:59.860 --> 00:59:02.619
I mean, Coming up with Easter eggs for her fans
1330
00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:03.380
to find.
1331
00:59:03.400 --> 00:59:05.719
The question is, did the dad screw over or was
1332
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:08.889
she aware of this all but liked the narrative of
1333
00:59:09.030 --> 00:59:11.679
acting like she was blind? The dad got to benefit.
1334
00:59:12.139 --> 00:59:15.679
And the greatest thing that happened is we all were like, boo-hoo,
1335
00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:17.980
this sucks, Scooter Braun bought her thing and she didn't
1336
00:59:18.019 --> 00:59:18.690
know it. This is so sad.
1337
00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:20.280
And she released all her new albums.
1338
00:59:20.380 --> 00:59:23.019
And now she gets to redo all the old material.
1339
00:59:23.079 --> 00:59:25.780
And make better. millions and billions off of it. 15
1340
00:59:25.780 --> 00:59:27.360
million is nothing.
1341
00:59:27.420 --> 00:59:29.920
I mean, okay. As a standup, the way it works,
1342
00:59:30.619 --> 00:59:31.760
I'm not telling you, you know.
1343
00:59:32.110 --> 00:59:36.389
I know. Thank you. As a standup, I'll give my
1344
00:59:36.550 --> 00:59:37.730
tour dates later on.
1345
00:59:39.289 --> 00:59:42.230
As a standup, you build, you know, up to doing
1346
00:59:42.250 --> 00:59:45.010
your special. And when you see these people that have
1347
00:59:45.030 --> 00:59:48.469
a special, like every other year or so, When you
1348
00:59:48.489 --> 00:59:51.719
watch that next special, there really should not be, and
1349
00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:53.940
there can't really be, one joke that you saw from
1350
00:59:53.960 --> 00:59:56.530
the previous special. So it has to be all new material. Yeah.
1351
00:59:57.250 --> 01:00:00.550
I mean... I would love it if Scooter Braun bought
1352
01:00:00.590 --> 01:00:04.929
my material and then I had to boo-hoo about it
1353
01:00:05.090 --> 01:00:07.969
and then I could do all my old jokes with
1354
01:00:08.010 --> 01:00:11.090
a twist and then just redo this material again and
1355
01:00:11.230 --> 01:00:13.530
everyone would be like, you go, girl!
1356
01:00:13.550 --> 01:00:14.710
Yeah, own your shit.
1357
01:00:14.809 --> 01:00:16.989
Yeah, but I mean, singing's a little different than hearing
1358
01:00:17.010 --> 01:00:20.150
a comedic story, but still, I mean, that's kind of great.
1359
01:00:20.210 --> 01:00:24.809
I mean, my thing is, again, just like Bravo and
1360
01:00:24.869 --> 01:00:30.800
Kyle and Morgan Wade... Kim and Kroy, whatever. Was this
1361
01:00:31.059 --> 01:00:33.880
whole thing, let it go.
1362
01:00:33.900 --> 01:00:34.159
Staged.
1363
01:00:34.199 --> 01:00:35.800
Let me act like I'm blindsided.
1364
01:00:35.840 --> 01:00:36.139
Yes.
1365
01:00:36.389 --> 01:00:39.090
Because in the end, honey, you know, you can just
1366
01:00:39.130 --> 01:00:40.630
redo these songs with a better twist.
1367
01:00:40.690 --> 01:00:43.250
It's so weird too, because I, I, I missed. Or
1368
01:00:43.289 --> 01:00:43.989
she's going to come.
1369
01:00:43.929 --> 01:00:46.389
After me and kill me like the bots of the. No, no, no.
1370
01:00:46.510 --> 01:00:48.150
I mean, I, I appreciate.
1371
01:00:48.349 --> 01:00:50.760
I still love her. I still think take your daughter. Okay.
1372
01:00:50.940 --> 01:00:51.079
Who?
1373
01:00:51.119 --> 01:00:51.820
Wait, what?
1374
01:00:51.840 --> 01:00:52.320
Taylor Swift.
1375
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:54.000
I still love Taylor Swift. Take your daughter to the show.
1376
01:00:54.500 --> 01:00:57.320
Yes, I was going to say, like, I feel I
1377
01:00:58.139 --> 01:01:00.690
appreciate Taylor Swift as a songwriter. I think, you know,
1378
01:01:00.750 --> 01:01:02.989
I love that, you know, she's a role model for
1379
01:01:03.050 --> 01:01:06.719
so many. I kind of miss the Taylor Swift boat.
1380
01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:09.079
You know, it's not like I'm not going to like,
1381
01:01:09.300 --> 01:01:11.380
you know. journal and cry and.
1382
01:01:11.340 --> 01:01:13.400
Listen to her Brad is so into her.
1383
01:01:13.420 --> 01:01:14.820
Well, yeah, that makes sense.
1384
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:15.980
It's great.
1385
01:01:16.019 --> 01:01:18.159
Good for him. He also feeds all of the hummingbirds
1386
01:01:18.219 --> 01:01:22.280
in Calabasas. So, you know, he's, he's a Swifty. Um,
1387
01:01:22.880 --> 01:01:25.800
so I think it just wasn't for me, you know,
1388
01:01:25.820 --> 01:01:27.699
I'm like, okay, I have like one song that I'm like,
1389
01:01:27.739 --> 01:01:30.179
oh yeah, that's a good song. But like the way
1390
01:01:30.219 --> 01:01:33.800
she's released her albums, it's really not that different. I
1391
01:01:33.900 --> 01:01:36.179
think that's just my opinion. So everyone's like, this is
1392
01:01:36.219 --> 01:01:39.239
Taylor's version. And I'm like, It sounds kind of the same.
1393
01:01:39.260 --> 01:01:42.199
I was seeing all this stuff, and listen, I just
1394
01:01:42.239 --> 01:01:46.119
saw a woman present her 13-year-old daughter with tickets to
1395
01:01:46.159 --> 01:01:49.360
Taylor Swift, and I cried. I will cry.
1396
01:01:49.389 --> 01:01:49.789
There's moments.
1397
01:01:49.929 --> 01:01:51.329
It's so cute, and the Swifty Dads.
1398
01:01:51.349 --> 01:01:53.250
The Dads, oh yeah, I love it.
1399
01:01:53.269 --> 01:01:56.190
And the President of Canada saying, please, Taylor, come save
1400
01:01:56.210 --> 01:01:58.949
our economy and come do your show here. I think
1401
01:01:58.989 --> 01:01:59.690
she's amazing.
1402
01:01:59.809 --> 01:02:03.409
She has fumbles when her stage doesn't work. She's like,
1403
01:02:03.449 --> 01:02:05.050
you guys. She has a whole concert in the rain.
1404
01:02:05.070 --> 01:02:06.170
She swallows a bug.
1405
01:02:06.929 --> 01:02:12.829
Yeah, whole concert in the rain. And, you know, what else?
1406
01:02:13.530 --> 01:02:15.010
No one's thrown anything at her yet.
1407
01:02:15.190 --> 01:02:15.590
Not yet.
1408
01:02:15.650 --> 01:02:18.940
The latest one was Harry Styles. Harry Styles got something
1409
01:02:18.960 --> 01:02:19.570
thrown at him.
1410
01:02:19.599 --> 01:02:20.000
Drake.
1411
01:02:20.019 --> 01:02:23.039
Drake got thrown. The other girl had to get stitches.
1412
01:02:23.179 --> 01:02:26.900
Ava Max got her cornea scratched. Pink was thrown a
1413
01:02:26.940 --> 01:02:31.789
wheel of cheese. Yeah. And a grandmother's ashes. So weird.
1414
01:02:31.829 --> 01:02:35.360
If someone wants to throw a strong piece of brie
1415
01:02:35.699 --> 01:02:37.980
at either one of us in Napa, I'd be okay
1416
01:02:38.000 --> 01:02:40.199
with that because I like a brie with a nice wine.
1417
01:02:41.199 --> 01:02:42.000
Like a brie wheel?
1418
01:02:42.199 --> 01:02:44.400
Yeah, you get the wheel of cheese.
1419
01:02:44.420 --> 01:02:46.730
I also like goat cheese and that's softer, so I'd
1420
01:02:46.769 --> 01:02:48.829
say throw me some goat cheese, like a log.
1421
01:02:48.550 --> 01:02:52.880
Of goat cheese. Throw me like a case of wine. Like,
1422
01:02:52.920 --> 01:02:54.639
it's already in a box, and I can be like, ah,
1423
01:02:54.739 --> 01:02:56.739
and I can catch it. Okay. Don't throw, like, a
1424
01:02:56.860 --> 01:02:57.579
single bottle.
1425
01:02:57.599 --> 01:02:58.139
No, that could be dangerous.
1426
01:02:58.159 --> 01:02:59.719
Because who really drinks a single bottle?
1427
01:02:59.920 --> 01:03:02.039
No, and that, yeah, I agree with all of that.
1428
01:03:02.059 --> 01:03:02.619
Yeah, I do, too.
1429
01:03:02.659 --> 01:03:06.179
We're fine with that, everybody. But I saw other things
1430
01:03:06.199 --> 01:03:09.320
that she brought out. Taylor Lautner and his new wife, Taylor,
1431
01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:09.900
on stage.
1432
01:03:09.940 --> 01:03:10.059
Yes.
1433
01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:13.480
It was three Taylors, and they're all getting along. Oh, wait,
1434
01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:15.010
I forgot their whole name, Taylor.
1435
01:03:15.070 --> 01:03:16.219
That's so weird.
1436
01:03:17.889 --> 01:03:18.070
Whoa.
1437
01:03:18.110 --> 01:03:19.170
That's bizarre.
1438
01:03:19.190 --> 01:03:23.630
So she's like, stand down. Ex-Taylor is okay because he's
1439
01:03:23.650 --> 01:03:26.650
married to another Taylor and we're all friends. Yeah. And,
1440
01:03:26.929 --> 01:03:31.510
you know, stand down, everybody. Like, this ex-boyfriend's okay. But
1441
01:03:31.550 --> 01:03:34.070
she's not saying stand down, go after Scooter Braun. Like,
1442
01:03:34.110 --> 01:03:36.489
she's still letting people go after Scooter Braun. But after this,
1443
01:03:36.510 --> 01:03:40.570
they're just going to act like they never heard this
1444
01:03:40.590 --> 01:03:41.539
story on Juicy Scoop.
1445
01:03:41.800 --> 01:03:45.539
Yeah, they just took Taylor Lautner off the hit list.
1446
01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:48.539
Enjoy the music. It makes you happy. She's a hard worker.
1447
01:03:48.559 --> 01:03:51.659
She is... you know, very, I think she's a genuinely
1448
01:03:51.719 --> 01:03:52.420
sweet person.
1449
01:03:53.320 --> 01:03:55.820
I want to talk a little bit about this crazy
1450
01:03:55.840 --> 01:03:58.400
thing that I didn't talk about last week. So this
1451
01:03:58.440 --> 01:04:01.940
girl's on a plane and this went 13 million, who
1452
01:04:01.980 --> 01:04:05.039
knows where it's at today. And she's like probably like
1453
01:04:05.059 --> 01:04:08.889
about 35 and she freaks out. She stands on this
1454
01:04:08.949 --> 01:04:12.969
plane before they took off. And she was like, I'm
1455
01:04:12.989 --> 01:04:15.489
getting the fuck off the plane. You should too. There
1456
01:04:15.530 --> 01:04:19.369
is a person over there. And, um, And so she
1457
01:04:19.389 --> 01:04:21.429
gets off and everyone sees this and they're like, what
1458
01:04:21.469 --> 01:04:25.730
is it? Okay, the conspiracy theory is about did she
1459
01:04:25.809 --> 01:04:29.050
see a shapeshifter alien? My first thing when I saw
1460
01:04:29.380 --> 01:04:33.960
it was reminded me of Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids when
1461
01:04:34.019 --> 01:04:36.179
she is on the plane and she has a lot
1462
01:04:36.199 --> 01:04:38.900
of anxiety so the other character gives her something to
1463
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:40.940
make her calm down. I think she also has a cocktail.
1464
01:04:41.380 --> 01:04:43.820
And then she shows up and she's like, There's a
1465
01:04:43.900 --> 01:04:48.719
colonial woman on the wing churning butter, and they have
1466
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:51.099
to land in, like, Dakota, and all the girls don't
1467
01:04:51.139 --> 01:04:51.420
get to.
1468
01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:51.940
Go to Vegas.
1469
01:04:51.980 --> 01:04:53.519
They have to take a bus home to Chicago, and
1470
01:04:53.539 --> 01:04:55.449
they hate her, and then the movie takes a turn.
1471
01:04:55.630 --> 01:04:56.170
You nailed it.
1472
01:04:56.329 --> 01:05:00.230
Yes. So what was it? Did she take a pill?
1473
01:05:00.409 --> 01:05:01.130
She took a pill.
1474
01:05:01.230 --> 01:05:02.969
Did she see an alien shapeshifter?
1475
01:05:03.030 --> 01:05:05.050
No, no, no, no. As much as we would love
1476
01:05:05.110 --> 01:05:09.099
to see an alien shapeshifter, I know I would, and
1477
01:05:09.159 --> 01:05:12.250
I've seen some of the videos where they're like, If
1478
01:05:12.289 --> 01:05:16.960
you look closely, they're blinking horizontally. Or, you know.
1479
01:05:16.980 --> 01:05:17.780
I saw this one.
1480
01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:21.519
Or vertically, I guess. It's like. You know. Yes, I
1481
01:05:21.539 --> 01:05:23.320
saw it. I would love to see a lizard person.
1482
01:05:23.380 --> 01:05:24.440
I say bring it.
1483
01:05:25.159 --> 01:05:27.920
Okay, I saw a very popular TikTok at the time.
1484
01:05:28.019 --> 01:05:29.579
And it's this guy. And he's like a normal looking
1485
01:05:29.659 --> 01:05:31.440
like 35 year old guy. He goes, so I was
1486
01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:34.219
on a plane. And he's explaining it about how she
1487
01:05:34.260 --> 01:05:37.969
was talking. How she was talking at this guy who
1488
01:05:38.010 --> 01:05:40.449
had a hoodie on. But he wasn't talking back. But
1489
01:05:40.489 --> 01:05:43.750
she was like arguing with him. And he's like, I
1490
01:05:43.789 --> 01:05:46.250
was reading this book or whatever. He's like, so I
1491
01:05:46.269 --> 01:05:49.000
didn't see. And then at the end, he said, and
1492
01:05:49.719 --> 01:05:52.500
then the guy winked at me, but it was like
1493
01:05:52.559 --> 01:05:56.099
the other way. So then if you go into the comments,
1494
01:05:56.139 --> 01:05:57.980
he goes, look, you guys, I really didn't think people
1495
01:05:58.000 --> 01:06:00.159
would believe this. No. I was never on the plane.
1496
01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:03.550
I joked about it. And if you look in the thing,
1497
01:06:03.590 --> 01:06:06.030
he put like comedy or whatever. But like, of course,
1498
01:06:06.070 --> 01:06:09.079
people saw this and he was so convincing that that
1499
01:06:09.139 --> 01:06:11.019
they were going off on it. Now, one of the
1500
01:06:11.059 --> 01:06:13.139
people that actually was there was Carrot Top.
1501
01:06:13.179 --> 01:06:16.699
Thank God. Oh, my God. I mean, if you want
1502
01:06:16.719 --> 01:06:18.909
to talk about shapeshifters... This is from the New York Post.
1503
01:06:19.230 --> 01:06:21.690
Oh, my God, look at his mascara.
1504
01:06:22.190 --> 01:06:25.130
Was she talking about Carrot Top the entire time? Because
1505
01:06:25.190 --> 01:06:27.110
then I'd be like, she's right.
1506
01:06:28.090 --> 01:06:32.019
Like, Carrot Top just said she was a drunk, crazy woman.
1507
01:06:32.039 --> 01:06:33.820
People said they saw her drinking at the.
1508
01:06:36.119 --> 01:06:41.110
You know, at the airport before, whatever. Everything I've done is, yes,
1509
01:06:41.170 --> 01:06:44.710
I think she just had some type of mental break.
1510
01:06:45.110 --> 01:06:48.289
Yeah, she snapped. I mean, I honestly, I feel like
1511
01:06:48.369 --> 01:06:50.469
if someone's going to be arguing with me on a
1512
01:06:50.530 --> 01:06:53.070
plane or being hostile and I'm just looking over, I
1513
01:06:53.090 --> 01:06:55.829
don't have time for your foolishness. I really don't. I'm
1514
01:06:55.849 --> 01:06:58.130
already sitting next to you. I don't know you and
1515
01:06:58.150 --> 01:06:59.869
I don't care. I'm not going to be one of
1516
01:06:59.889 --> 01:07:03.449
those people who's like, hey. And where are you traveling today,
1517
01:07:03.530 --> 01:07:05.969
fine sir? Like, I'm not. Like, I want to be
1518
01:07:06.030 --> 01:07:10.110
just here, pick my movie, shut the fuck up, let's go. Like,
1519
01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:12.860
I don't need it, you know? However, I feel like
1520
01:07:13.860 --> 01:07:16.179
if this woman was having a thing or like if
1521
01:07:16.219 --> 01:07:19.000
someone crazy is sitting next to me and they're just rambling,
1522
01:07:19.079 --> 01:07:21.260
I'm going to just look at them and not say
1523
01:07:21.300 --> 01:07:24.019
anything until they say, are you going to say something?
1524
01:07:24.059 --> 01:07:26.039
Then I'll make up a word like, yes. Blah, blah, blah.
1525
01:07:26.809 --> 01:07:30.019
And then they can be like, there's someone strange next
1526
01:07:30.039 --> 01:07:32.829
to me. Then they get kicked off the plane. Bingo.
1527
01:07:33.010 --> 01:07:34.070
Empty seat next to me.
1528
01:07:35.809 --> 01:07:39.639
Empty seat. And then you are suddenly. More famous.
1529
01:07:40.159 --> 01:07:40.500
Yeah.
1530
01:07:40.619 --> 01:07:42.199
You're suddenly Morgan Wade.
1531
01:07:42.340 --> 01:07:43.260
Yeah, and then people are like.
1532
01:07:43.300 --> 01:07:46.119
People now know. They're like, I never heard of this comedian,
1533
01:07:46.360 --> 01:07:47.059
Justin Martindale.
1534
01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:48.840
Apparently he's a shapeshifter.
1535
01:07:48.880 --> 01:07:51.260
Tell someone, accuse him of being a shapeshifter. And now,
1536
01:07:51.699 --> 01:07:55.679
oh my God, hilarious. Love his podcast. Loved his special.
1537
01:07:55.760 --> 01:07:57.480
Can't get enough of Justin Martindale.
1538
01:07:57.980 --> 01:07:58.099
Oh.
1539
01:07:58.119 --> 01:08:00.840
So thank you. You're welcome. Crazy lady on the plane.
1540
01:08:01.139 --> 01:08:02.880
But I do think it was like a mental break.
1541
01:08:03.019 --> 01:08:05.320
And also I did read that some people said that
1542
01:08:05.380 --> 01:08:08.059
like it was just a guy who was like cross-eyed.
1543
01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:11.000
Wait, there was somebody that she's referring to?
1544
01:08:11.199 --> 01:08:12.940
She was referring to somebody on the plane. I thought
1545
01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:13.260
it was like.
1546
01:08:13.199 --> 01:08:15.440
Nobody was next to her and she was saying like,
1547
01:08:15.940 --> 01:08:16.600
she was saying this.
1548
01:08:16.680 --> 01:08:20.239
Well, they didn't know if she was talking about the
1549
01:08:20.350 --> 01:08:25.130
flight attendant or the person in a hoodie who was
1550
01:08:25.189 --> 01:08:28.130
sitting next to her or if it was just Scooby-Doo
1551
01:08:28.149 --> 01:08:30.310
with a hat on, like from the Scooby-Doo movie.
1552
01:08:30.329 --> 01:08:32.409
But did the guy with the hoodie ever, like did
1553
01:08:32.489 --> 01:08:34.810
anyone ever talk to him or did he just go
1554
01:08:34.869 --> 01:08:36.170
back with his companion E.T.
1555
01:08:37.100 --> 01:08:39.279
Probably. I think that's what it was. I would love
1556
01:08:39.659 --> 01:08:43.420
I would love a lizard person reveal. I absolutely would.
1557
01:08:43.460 --> 01:08:45.319
You see all these like stories of like, oh, there's
1558
01:08:45.380 --> 01:08:48.550
weird things in the sky. Like I'm like, bring it on.
1559
01:08:48.600 --> 01:08:52.149
Let's go. I want to like I mean, wouldn't you
1560
01:08:52.170 --> 01:08:53.970
want to talk to a lizard person at all?
1561
01:08:53.989 --> 01:08:59.970
No, I don't. Mostly because then they'll come and then they'll.
1562
01:09:00.380 --> 01:09:01.920
What if you had the first lizard person on Juicy Scoop?
1563
01:09:01.939 --> 01:09:03.779
And they'll be so much smarter than us and then
1564
01:09:03.819 --> 01:09:06.140
they all apply to UCLA and UC Santa Barbara and
1565
01:09:06.159 --> 01:09:08.920
my kids, my son will never get to a California
1566
01:09:08.939 --> 01:09:10.890
school because clearly they're going to come to California. Why
1567
01:09:10.899 --> 01:09:11.699
would you go anywhere else?
1568
01:09:11.810 --> 01:09:13.250
I mean, it's good sunbathing.
1569
01:09:13.449 --> 01:09:17.529
Yeah. Yeah. We have to talk about it just like that. Yes.
1570
01:09:18.010 --> 01:09:21.930
Episode four, you guys. let me just say, I have
1571
01:09:21.949 --> 01:09:24.689
been forcing Drake to watch it. I do skip through
1572
01:09:24.750 --> 01:09:26.430
the boring parts with the other characters.
1573
01:09:26.890 --> 01:09:27.609
So the whole thing?
1574
01:09:28.869 --> 01:09:30.630
No, we only like Che and Miranda.
1575
01:09:31.010 --> 01:09:32.229
Oh, it's so weird.
1576
01:09:32.409 --> 01:09:35.789
And Carrie, because we're like, okay, so in this one,
1577
01:09:35.810 --> 01:09:41.350
I just have to say, guys, now they are, they
1578
01:09:41.399 --> 01:09:43.810
had so much sex conversation where they're like, let's bring
1579
01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:45.520
it back to what the show was, Sex and the City.
1580
01:09:45.989 --> 01:09:51.239
Conversation about, you know, Samantha would be like, hmm, did
1581
01:09:51.279 --> 01:09:54.810
you ever taste the spunkiest spunk? Like, oh, I don't like,
1582
01:09:54.819 --> 01:09:57.449
you know, cum that tastes like this. And now they're
1583
01:09:57.470 --> 01:10:00.270
doing this, but I have to say, I don't want
1584
01:10:00.310 --> 01:10:02.130
to see it with people my age or older. I
1585
01:10:02.329 --> 01:10:06.090
really don't. When they were 30 and I was 25
1586
01:10:06.090 --> 01:10:08.939
or whatever, whenever the movie show started, I liked it
1587
01:10:09.020 --> 01:10:11.079
like that. I don't, or they were like 35 and
1588
01:10:11.199 --> 01:10:12.859
I was like 28. Yeah, that's where the show started.
1589
01:10:13.119 --> 01:10:16.819
I liked it like that. Where I was learning and
1590
01:10:16.859 --> 01:10:21.029
it was like edgy. Now, to be edgy, Miranda, who's
1591
01:10:21.029 --> 01:10:25.710
58 years old or whatever, is with the non-binary podcasting
1592
01:10:25.850 --> 01:10:32.949
unfetty stand-up Che Diaz. And she realizes Che Diaz was
1593
01:10:33.010 --> 01:10:35.109
married to Kate Hudson's brother.
1594
01:10:35.189 --> 01:10:35.470
Yeah.
1595
01:10:35.670 --> 01:10:37.170
And he's there.
1596
01:10:37.810 --> 01:10:40.930
Which is the most believable relationship I could think of
1597
01:10:41.010 --> 01:10:42.109
in Hollywood.
1598
01:10:42.369 --> 01:10:45.729
And he is a former hairdresser who did her hair
1599
01:10:45.810 --> 01:10:50.989
for Latina's funniest Latinas on Nick and I or whatever
1600
01:10:52.029 --> 01:10:53.770
he says that that's how I met her and then
1601
01:10:53.869 --> 01:10:56.010
I cut her hair and she didn't like it and
1602
01:10:56.069 --> 01:10:58.390
so they removed her from the special and the only
1603
01:10:58.409 --> 01:10:59.960
way I could make up to her is we married
1604
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.199
her so then they're hanging out and they're like laughing
1605
01:11:02.239 --> 01:11:03.880
about something that's not even funny they're like and then
1606
01:11:03.899 --> 01:11:07.420
we got married in Vegas and you dressed up as
1607
01:11:07.659 --> 01:11:11.890
Elvis and Carrie's like and Mary's like this is so
1608
01:11:11.899 --> 01:11:14.510
funny and she goes and then Jan was there who's
1609
01:11:14.590 --> 01:11:17.310
Jan oh, she was kind of like our girlfriend.
1610
01:11:17.329 --> 01:11:17.829
Polly, yeah.
1611
01:11:18.149 --> 01:11:21.060
Oh, you're a Polly. Yeah, before it was popular. And
1612
01:11:21.189 --> 01:11:24.159
then he goes, that was my first pegging.
1613
01:11:24.180 --> 01:11:25.220
Yeah.
1614
01:11:25.840 --> 01:11:29.140
And then Miranda's like, oh, if I could talk about
1615
01:11:29.300 --> 01:11:33.439
awkward strap-on moments. And Carrie's like, I couldn't even say
1616
01:11:33.470 --> 01:11:36.960
vagina in my podcast ad. And because I couldn't, The
1617
01:11:37.020 --> 01:11:38.979
entire industry has gone to shit.
1618
01:11:39.590 --> 01:11:41.050
Well, that's what made me laugh.
1619
01:11:41.069 --> 01:11:44.409
No ads are available for any podcast ever because I
1620
01:11:44.449 --> 01:11:46.970
ruined it for our entire network and the whole industry
1621
01:11:47.050 --> 01:11:50.409
as a whole. Even though I wrote books and columns
1622
01:11:50.470 --> 01:11:53.689
about sex, I couldn't say vagina in an ad on
1623
01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:54.409
a podcast.
1624
01:11:54.659 --> 01:11:58.060
And I have a column called Sex and the City
1625
01:11:58.079 --> 01:12:01.060
and I cannot talk about it. She gets nervous. She's like, ah.
1626
01:12:01.119 --> 01:12:04.199
But I can sit on this bed with my friend
1627
01:12:04.239 --> 01:12:09.220
who's now... telling me about strap-ons and having sex with
1628
01:12:09.239 --> 01:12:13.210
a female, a non-binary female. And then, so then they
1629
01:12:13.270 --> 01:12:15.869
all go to bed and the guy passes out because
1630
01:12:15.890 --> 01:12:18.750
he drove her from L.A., which is what you do
1631
01:12:18.949 --> 01:12:20.789
when you're going from L.A. to New York.
1632
01:12:20.829 --> 01:12:21.970
Wait, was that real?
1633
01:12:22.130 --> 01:12:23.090
Yeah, that's what she said.
1634
01:12:23.109 --> 01:12:24.569
I missed that part.
1635
01:12:24.609 --> 01:12:25.810
He drove the U-Haul.
1636
01:12:25.840 --> 01:12:26.939
Oh, lame.
1637
01:12:27.659 --> 01:12:30.859
And so then she goes, you know, so instead of
1638
01:12:30.899 --> 01:12:33.800
Miranda going, whatever, I'll go home to my other couch.
1639
01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:36.869
They all get in the bed together. And he starts
1640
01:12:37.250 --> 01:12:41.819
hitting on his ex-wife, Che. And now we're going to
1641
01:12:41.859 --> 01:12:46.659
see a threesome happen. But Miranda, again, hurts herself. All
1642
01:12:46.720 --> 01:12:48.600
she is doing is hurting herself. Always.
1643
01:12:48.760 --> 01:12:50.180
Oh, Charlie Horse.
1644
01:12:51.479 --> 01:12:56.130
Yeah. She's always hurting, breaking something. So then she's like, no, no,
1645
01:12:56.149 --> 01:13:02.250
you guys, it's fine. You guys do your non-binary, heterosexual,
1646
01:13:02.510 --> 01:13:07.220
old married couple thing. Mix all just meets podcasting. You guys,
1647
01:13:07.239 --> 01:13:10.350
you guys do it all. Just leave me. I'm fine.
1648
01:13:10.409 --> 01:13:13.270
I'm fine. I'm just going to sit on this broken couch.
1649
01:13:13.310 --> 01:13:17.850
My broken Ikea couch. I'm sorry. You just bought a
1650
01:13:17.909 --> 01:13:22.319
new apartment in New York City and you have Ikea furniture? Really?
1651
01:13:22.340 --> 01:13:26.979
Because she's, you know, a non-binary. So they, I guess,
1652
01:13:27.020 --> 01:13:27.899
are good at that.
1653
01:13:28.100 --> 01:13:30.970
They're like, oh, I'll never forget where my roots came from.
1654
01:13:30.979 --> 01:13:33.130
I can buy shitty Ikea furniture.
1655
01:13:33.149 --> 01:13:34.510
I have a wrench or whatever.
1656
01:13:34.529 --> 01:13:38.189
I just shot this LA pilot. The Ikea couch it is.
1657
01:13:38.210 --> 01:13:42.430
The other storylines I don't care about. You know the
1658
01:13:42.449 --> 01:13:44.850
character I do love is the bitchy grandmother.
1659
01:13:44.880 --> 01:13:47.619
That's what I said. She's so funny.
1660
01:13:47.800 --> 01:13:51.859
She's so funny and she's every bitchy elitist grandmother that
1661
01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:54.659
you know. Like, oh, the same hors d'oeuvres. The air
1662
01:13:54.699 --> 01:13:57.470
is on me. Like, I like that. That's funny to me.
1663
01:13:58.479 --> 01:14:00.899
The Lion King line threw me. And she goes, when
1664
01:14:00.939 --> 01:14:02.390
she goes, oh, I didn't know you had a Lion
1665
01:14:02.430 --> 01:14:04.670
King show. She goes, it was a really great show today.
1666
01:14:04.810 --> 01:14:06.130
I thought that was so funny.
1667
01:14:06.350 --> 01:14:08.090
They're kind of an interesting bunch. Yes.
1668
01:14:08.510 --> 01:14:11.270
But I feel like the cameos are just, like, Victor
1669
01:14:11.310 --> 01:14:13.670
Garber was in it. And I love him. And I
1670
01:14:13.670 --> 01:14:17.300
was like, oh, Victor Garber. He was Charlotte's, like, the
1671
01:14:17.399 --> 01:14:18.039
art guy.
1672
01:14:18.199 --> 01:14:20.119
But he's going, she's going to work for him now.
1673
01:14:20.239 --> 01:14:22.060
I hope so. She needs to get the hell out
1674
01:14:22.100 --> 01:14:22.340
of there.
1675
01:14:22.359 --> 01:14:24.319
I thought, a lot of people said that they liked
1676
01:14:24.380 --> 01:14:29.199
this one. I did not like Charlotte. and her husband.
1677
01:14:28.340 --> 01:14:32.140
Having a problem with releasing his power. No, I honestly,
1678
01:14:32.260 --> 01:14:39.100
when she said, come on my tits, and he stood up,
1679
01:14:39.260 --> 01:14:46.890
and I was like, if I see anything remotely gelatinous looking,
1680
01:14:48.930 --> 01:14:50.350
I'm going to push my TV.
1681
01:14:50.390 --> 01:14:52.890
I have a question for the Juicy Scoop Archive people.
1682
01:14:53.850 --> 01:14:59.539
Do you remember... When Samantha went down lesbian row, lesbian lane,
1683
01:14:59.920 --> 01:15:06.029
and she had the Conchita whatever lady who was a lesbian.
1684
01:15:06.550 --> 01:15:11.270
And she was like, hmm. And then she was going
1685
01:15:11.350 --> 01:15:14.220
down on Conchita and the girl squirted.
1686
01:15:14.279 --> 01:15:14.659
Conchita?
1687
01:15:14.960 --> 01:15:17.939
Whatever her name was. The girl squirted and it hit
1688
01:15:18.359 --> 01:15:22.130
Samantha in the eye. I want to say.
1689
01:15:22.149 --> 01:15:22.979
I don't remember that one.
1690
01:15:22.989 --> 01:15:26.810
That they removed it after they aired it. Like, I
1691
01:15:26.829 --> 01:15:30.859
think it removed it forever because it was pretty shocking.
1692
01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:31.180
Yeah.
1693
01:15:32.279 --> 01:15:36.699
And Samantha Manley, oh, I'm so tired of taking baths
1694
01:15:36.760 --> 01:15:39.779
and eating out my girlfriend. Can't we just get fucked anymore?
1695
01:15:40.699 --> 01:15:44.329
So anyway, I feel a lot of storylines are being redone.
1696
01:15:44.369 --> 01:15:46.130
The other one was the stealing of the purse. That
1697
01:15:46.170 --> 01:15:48.930
happened to Samantha too. She was robbed by a mugger.
1698
01:15:49.989 --> 01:15:50.529
Oh, with the friend.
1699
01:15:50.550 --> 01:15:52.090
And that just happened with the realtor girl.
1700
01:15:52.149 --> 01:15:54.810
I love her. I think she's my favorite. I like her.
1701
01:15:55.710 --> 01:15:58.109
I feel like she's like Samantha Light and I don't
1702
01:15:58.170 --> 01:16:00.869
really care. I like Mario Cantone. He should be in
1703
01:16:00.890 --> 01:16:03.989
every scene. I think he adds to it because he's like,
1704
01:16:04.270 --> 01:16:06.510
there's a chemistry and there's a history with all of them.
1705
01:16:08.010 --> 01:16:10.979
So one thing that I noticed is they've completely abandoned
1706
01:16:11.310 --> 01:16:14.800
the storyline of Rose who became Rocky being trans.
1707
01:16:14.819 --> 01:16:16.939
Oh, send him to camp. Send him to camp.
1708
01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:19.500
But if you're following the trans line, there should have
1709
01:16:19.520 --> 01:16:21.699
been a conversation of, is she gonna be the boy's
1710
01:16:21.739 --> 01:16:24.170
bunk or the girl's bunk? And they just have abandoned it.
1711
01:16:24.439 --> 01:16:26.020
Oh yeah, they just threw them off. They put them
1712
01:16:26.039 --> 01:16:27.119
on a bus, sent them off. I think they're just
1713
01:16:27.140 --> 01:16:27.560
gonna bring.
1714
01:16:27.460 --> 01:16:29.000
Her back and she's just gonna be a little butch.
1715
01:16:29.500 --> 01:16:29.699
Yeah.
1716
01:16:30.180 --> 01:16:33.920
Because the trailer- That is a good missed opportunity, I think,
1717
01:16:33.939 --> 01:16:35.000
for them to have that discussion.
1718
01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:37.060
And then she could say, you know what, I'm fine now,
1719
01:16:37.079 --> 01:16:40.300
or I'm not, or whatever. Or I'm happy with being
1720
01:16:40.359 --> 01:16:43.359
with my sister, or not, you know? And then she goes,
1721
01:16:43.800 --> 01:16:47.359
so then the Rose character, the Rocky Rose character, we
1722
01:16:47.399 --> 01:16:50.550
see that she gets approached to be a model. So
1723
01:16:50.609 --> 01:16:52.949
I don't know if she's going to be modeling boys'
1724
01:16:53.010 --> 01:16:56.090
clothes or girls' clothes, or if that, I think when
1725
01:16:56.109 --> 01:16:58.720
she gets to be approached to model, much like Shiloh,
1726
01:16:59.100 --> 01:17:00.960
that's going to be when she goes back and embraces
1727
01:17:00.979 --> 01:17:02.060
her femininity again.
1728
01:17:02.220 --> 01:17:02.659
We'll see.
1729
01:17:02.680 --> 01:17:06.020
Then she's like, oh, are you okay with it? And
1730
01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:08.140
she's like, no, Mom, now I'm into these dresses because
1731
01:17:08.260 --> 01:17:09.779
I have a hot body and I'm pretty and I
1732
01:17:09.819 --> 01:17:13.109
like it. I like it now. That was just a time.
1733
01:17:13.489 --> 01:17:16.510
And just like that, all it took was a summer camp.
1734
01:17:16.529 --> 01:17:18.609
And just like that, Rocky became Rose again.
1735
01:17:19.189 --> 01:17:19.670
God.
1736
01:17:20.449 --> 01:17:21.090
It's so.
1737
01:17:22.310 --> 01:17:24.720
I mean, honestly, I don't even know where this season's going.
1738
01:17:24.909 --> 01:17:26.720
I have no idea where it's going.
1739
01:17:26.779 --> 01:17:28.779
Aiden, please come, Aiden. I was.
1740
01:17:28.819 --> 01:17:31.340
When is Aiden coming? I mean, Jesus.
1741
01:17:31.439 --> 01:17:33.899
I was hoping he'd be the whole season. Yeah. Or
1742
01:17:33.920 --> 01:17:35.020
only on episode four.
1743
01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:37.300
If you do need a Samantha fix, you can watch
1744
01:17:37.380 --> 01:17:38.899
Glamorous on Netflix, which is like.
1745
01:17:38.920 --> 01:17:39.739
Give us your review.
1746
01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:44.520
It's... It's a CW show on Netflix. Kim Cattrall plays.
1747
01:17:44.539 --> 01:17:48.119
A CW show from what year? Ooh, good call. 2012?
1748
01:17:48.119 --> 01:17:51.680
No, it's a little more current. Everyone's like, you know,
1749
01:17:51.840 --> 01:17:52.880
fluid and whatever.
1750
01:17:53.100 --> 01:17:53.420
Okay.
1751
01:17:53.880 --> 01:17:58.180
Um, but you get old Kim Cattrall, like actual model shots.
1752
01:17:58.199 --> 01:18:01.119
Cause she plays like a Miranda Priestly type. Yeah. She's
1753
01:18:01.159 --> 01:18:05.270
an old, uh, uh, older fashion model from the eighties.
1754
01:18:05.310 --> 01:18:09.630
Who's now started her own makeup line. Um, miss Benny
1755
01:18:09.770 --> 01:18:15.810
is in it. Uh, who plays the protagonist. But it's
1756
01:18:15.869 --> 01:18:19.550
pretty much like The Devil Wears Prada in makeup. But
1757
01:18:19.590 --> 01:18:20.630
it's just... But does.
1758
01:18:20.529 --> 01:18:23.800
Kim Cattrall act like Samantha Jones or a different character? Ish.
1759
01:18:23.979 --> 01:18:26.180
I mean, she's not as horny. But yet, I'm only
1760
01:18:26.220 --> 01:18:28.779
like a certain, a couple episodes in, but she's very like,
1761
01:18:28.800 --> 01:18:32.020
you know. But it is just great to see Kim
1762
01:18:32.039 --> 01:18:34.300
Cattrall on television again.
1763
01:18:34.319 --> 01:18:37.180
I want to do a follow-up on the Miranda Sings.
1764
01:18:37.800 --> 01:18:41.460
Colleen Ballinger. So a viral video went out.
1765
01:18:41.640 --> 01:18:43.100
They're just ruining her, aren't they?
1766
01:18:43.119 --> 01:18:46.189
They believe that she had black face on when she
1767
01:18:46.689 --> 01:18:49.369
did a live show in which she sang Beyonce's Single Ladies.
1768
01:18:49.590 --> 01:18:51.760
I mean. When I talked about it, I think I
1769
01:18:51.800 --> 01:18:54.819
talked about it on my Patreon, but I said, this
1770
01:18:54.880 --> 01:18:57.100
is pretty awful, but we don't know what she was
1771
01:18:57.140 --> 01:19:01.829
doing before or if she was addressing the ridiculousness of it. Well,
1772
01:19:02.210 --> 01:19:06.149
turned out it was she had green on her face
1773
01:19:06.189 --> 01:19:10.850
from doing a song about Wicked before. Then Still came,
1774
01:19:10.949 --> 01:19:13.770
then did the Beyonce with the green on it face.
1775
01:19:14.550 --> 01:19:19.869
And anyway, but Trisha Paytas has spoken and wants nothing
1776
01:19:19.909 --> 01:19:21.750
to do with her. They had a podcast together.
1777
01:19:21.770 --> 01:19:22.350
Really?
1778
01:19:22.430 --> 01:19:26.609
She found out that, that along with her talking inappropriately
1779
01:19:26.649 --> 01:19:31.109
to these underage fans, that she also would like mock
1780
01:19:31.449 --> 01:19:36.060
Trisha's nude photos and body and everything. And then acted
1781
01:19:36.100 --> 01:19:39.479
like she was always Trisha's friend. Then did the podcast together.
1782
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:43.159
And she called her on it and she was like, no,
1783
01:19:43.220 --> 01:19:44.859
I didn't sound like she was lying. So she's like,
1784
01:19:44.899 --> 01:19:47.210
I'm done with this bitch. So they're done. They're done.
1785
01:19:47.270 --> 01:19:50.510
And Tricia, like from what I read of what she said,
1786
01:19:50.689 --> 01:19:53.470
she came off great. She was like, I'm a sex worker.
1787
01:19:53.810 --> 01:19:57.930
Like this is what I do. But anybody sending unsolicited
1788
01:19:57.989 --> 01:20:01.579
pictures to anybody, whether you're sending it of yourself or
1789
01:20:01.640 --> 01:20:05.159
someone else, which she did with Tricia's is horrible and
1790
01:20:05.220 --> 01:20:08.680
not right. And that's not what, you know, I see
1791
01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:11.020
myself as a sex worker do. So I don't like that.
1792
01:20:11.680 --> 01:20:14.939
And her like talking to these young, some of them,
1793
01:20:15.000 --> 01:20:17.350
she would send panties to and everything. And then there
1794
01:20:17.390 --> 01:20:20.869
was another young boy from Ireland that was gay. And
1795
01:20:20.909 --> 01:20:23.489
that she, he was just like her, her, like she
1796
01:20:23.529 --> 01:20:26.010
just trauma dumped on him. He was just a super fan.
1797
01:20:26.090 --> 01:20:28.210
And she just like trauma dumped about her divorce on him.
1798
01:20:28.710 --> 01:20:32.409
And I know a couple of housewives over the years
1799
01:20:33.149 --> 01:20:38.930
that had young gay fans and that they, I believe,
1800
01:20:39.050 --> 01:20:42.000
were way too close to as well. Not in a
1801
01:20:42.060 --> 01:20:45.020
sexual way, but in a way of just like sharing
1802
01:20:45.079 --> 01:20:48.609
too much and trauma dumping and like getting them involved,
1803
01:20:48.649 --> 01:20:53.310
like using their expertise and like going after another housewife.
1804
01:20:53.250 --> 01:20:55.390
Like using the vulnerable young gays.
1805
01:20:55.470 --> 01:20:59.130
To like do, like, like, you know, start a Twitter account,
1806
01:20:59.170 --> 01:21:02.560
like go after someone. And they're like, but it's safe.
1807
01:21:02.680 --> 01:21:05.300
So Kim Zolciak, meaning like, here's what we're going to do, kids.
1808
01:21:05.560 --> 01:21:06.579
We're going to do this.
1809
01:21:06.659 --> 01:21:09.220
I'm not going to say who it is. Uh-huh. And they're,
1810
01:21:09.260 --> 01:21:10.590
they're smart young guys.
1811
01:21:10.600 --> 01:21:11.100
Uh-huh.
1812
01:21:11.119 --> 01:21:13.409
And they, they are not traumatized from it. They went
1813
01:21:13.590 --> 01:21:14.689
on and they're maybe still friends.
1814
01:21:14.710 --> 01:21:16.189
You want to say, you want to tell me so bad.
1815
01:21:16.270 --> 01:21:17.130
I'll tell you after. Okay.
1816
01:21:17.250 --> 01:21:17.489
Okay.
1817
01:21:17.510 --> 01:21:19.829
But like, I'm just looking back on it. I'm like, yeah,
1818
01:21:19.869 --> 01:21:23.170
that probably wasn't great that you were talking to a
1819
01:21:23.170 --> 01:21:27.329
17-year-old or sending a naked photo of another housewife to
1820
01:21:27.449 --> 01:21:32.060
a 17-year-old to mock that housewife. And then, you know,
1821
01:21:33.659 --> 01:21:36.279
and I don't think at the time they realized it either.
1822
01:21:36.300 --> 01:21:37.760
And then you're like, oh, yeah.
1823
01:21:37.859 --> 01:21:40.079
You've got to be really, really careful. You can't do that, yeah.
1824
01:21:40.380 --> 01:21:41.359
Anyway, she's done.
1825
01:21:41.479 --> 01:21:43.859
Goodbye. Two stories about her. I have a friend of
1826
01:21:43.920 --> 01:21:46.899
mine who went to school with her. And he came
1827
01:21:46.960 --> 01:21:50.680
up with that voice that she does, and she took
1828
01:21:50.739 --> 01:21:55.260
it and created the character for it. Yeah. And they, wait,
1829
01:21:55.359 --> 01:21:55.819
hold on.
1830
01:21:56.500 --> 01:21:57.979
So the voice like this?
1831
01:21:58.260 --> 01:21:59.000
It's that whatever.
1832
01:21:59.159 --> 01:22:02.550
It's kind of like nasally, and it's like, okay, I'm
1833
01:22:02.590 --> 01:22:03.810
going to sing a song.
1834
01:22:03.819 --> 01:22:06.770
Yeah, it's that. And so he would do that voice
1835
01:22:07.029 --> 01:22:10.270
in school. And they were friends. And then she took
1836
01:22:10.329 --> 01:22:13.050
it and got on YouTube with the voice, and he
1837
01:22:13.090 --> 01:22:16.020
was like, Did they ever call her on that? My impression.
1838
01:22:16.060 --> 01:22:17.899
I don't think they've ever talked since.
1839
01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:20.619
So the other story I heard is that she based
1840
01:22:20.659 --> 01:22:24.840
it on a cousin or someone in her life that
1841
01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:28.239
had someone of a disability. And so they were criticizing
1842
01:22:28.279 --> 01:22:28.699
her for that.
1843
01:22:28.729 --> 01:22:30.149
I don't know about that. I don't know.
1844
01:22:30.350 --> 01:22:32.850
I believe your friend more. She would just steal it.
1845
01:22:33.369 --> 01:22:35.909
Yeah, she stole it. And he would talk because I
1846
01:22:35.949 --> 01:22:38.750
remember he used that voice like years ago and I
1847
01:22:38.750 --> 01:22:41.970
was like, Oh, that sounds like that girl. And he
1848
01:22:42.050 --> 01:22:45.350
was like, yeah, I started that. And I'm like, yeah.
1849
01:22:45.850 --> 01:22:50.350
And then also she was doing her Netflix special because
1850
01:22:50.369 --> 01:22:54.439
they gave her one. And she filmed some of it
1851
01:22:54.699 --> 01:22:58.699
in like an Asian restaurant. And some of the producers
1852
01:22:58.739 --> 01:23:01.699
and everything were like, recall her saying like, get all
1853
01:23:01.739 --> 01:23:08.069
this Asian shit out of here. And they were like, what?
1854
01:23:08.210 --> 01:23:10.130
So they had to cover it up so it didn't
1855
01:23:10.149 --> 01:23:13.560
look like she was at an Asian restaurant. And I'm like,
1856
01:23:13.579 --> 01:23:14.979
you can't say things like that.
1857
01:23:15.180 --> 01:23:17.859
There's a lot. This is what I think she should do.
1858
01:23:17.880 --> 01:23:24.340
I was talking about Brandon. I think she needs to
1859
01:23:24.359 --> 01:23:25.159
just go away.
1860
01:23:26.359 --> 01:23:28.090
I've been saying that since day one.
1861
01:23:28.199 --> 01:23:30.909
Go away. And then if she wants to come back
1862
01:23:30.970 --> 01:23:35.100
in six months... her name should be Colleen, whatever her
1863
01:23:35.159 --> 01:23:38.930
husband's last name is. And she'd have to come up with,
1864
01:23:39.100 --> 01:23:41.270
and the way she should come back is, if she
1865
01:23:41.350 --> 01:23:43.329
is truly funny, which I don't know that she is,
1866
01:23:43.949 --> 01:23:48.550
come up with some other, like, funny sketch, whether it's like,
1867
01:23:48.710 --> 01:23:52.310
you know, haggard mom, running around, whatever, and start building
1868
01:23:52.850 --> 01:23:54.850
the thing of like, I'm a mom now, this is
1869
01:23:54.890 --> 01:23:56.949
my past life, if she wants to keep doing this.
1870
01:23:57.250 --> 01:23:59.189
But I would think after all the years working, she
1871
01:23:59.229 --> 01:24:01.899
could just take her money... And go do something else
1872
01:24:01.979 --> 01:24:06.279
and literally just go by Colleen, whatever her husband's name is,
1873
01:24:06.699 --> 01:24:09.989
and just, like, goodbye. I don't see how she's going
1874
01:24:10.010 --> 01:24:11.829
to come back from this. But you know what? Sometimes
1875
01:24:11.869 --> 01:24:14.789
people do. Sometimes all you need, maybe you won't do
1876
01:24:14.829 --> 01:24:17.029
live shows, but maybe you'll have a couple hundred thousand
1877
01:24:17.050 --> 01:24:18.510
that still want to hear what you want to say.
1878
01:24:18.590 --> 01:24:19.189
So I don't know.
1879
01:24:19.210 --> 01:24:23.510
Yeah, like Jane Lynch in Marvelous Mrs. Maisel where she
1880
01:24:23.550 --> 01:24:26.909
plays the, like, did you ever watch that? Oh, so good.
1881
01:24:26.930 --> 01:24:27.630
I didn't see that part.
1882
01:24:27.649 --> 01:24:31.560
Where she plays, like, this, like, gross, busty housewife, and
1883
01:24:31.600 --> 01:24:34.720
she's like, ah! It's very much like that. And then
1884
01:24:34.760 --> 01:24:37.640
she takes off everything, and she's just this rich Fifth
1885
01:24:37.739 --> 01:24:41.279
Avenue woman. But that's her caricature. She's like, ah, me
1886
01:24:41.319 --> 01:24:46.949
husband doesn't take after me. It's so great.
1887
01:24:48.369 --> 01:24:50.409
Madonna says she's better.
1888
01:24:50.430 --> 01:24:53.670
Can we just go back to that picture? Do you
1889
01:24:53.689 --> 01:24:57.689
remember in The Exorcist? Did you ever watch The Exorcist
1890
01:24:57.930 --> 01:25:00.409
when they show that just random face? Yeah.
1891
01:25:00.430 --> 01:25:03.430
That's what I think about that. I know. But anyway,
1892
01:25:03.470 --> 01:25:04.750
I guess she's doing better.
1893
01:25:04.869 --> 01:25:05.609
She's doing better.
1894
01:25:05.630 --> 01:25:08.380
Thank you for your positive energy, prayers, and words, and healing.
1895
01:25:08.399 --> 01:25:11.020
I felt your love. I'm on the road to recovery.
1896
01:25:11.479 --> 01:25:13.739
My first thought when I woke up was the children.
1897
01:25:13.800 --> 01:25:15.699
My second thought was that I didn't want to disappoint
1898
01:25:15.739 --> 01:25:17.720
anyone who bought tickets for my tour. I didn't want
1899
01:25:17.739 --> 01:25:20.100
to let you let down the people who were tirelessly
1900
01:25:20.369 --> 01:25:22.770
over the cat. I didn't want to disappoint you. Now
1901
01:25:22.789 --> 01:25:24.590
I want to focus on my health, getting stronger, and
1902
01:25:24.609 --> 01:25:26.949
I assure you I'll be back. As soon as I can.
1903
01:25:26.989 --> 01:25:29.409
The current plan is to reschedule the North American leg
1904
01:25:29.430 --> 01:25:32.250
of the tour and to begin in October in Europe.
1905
01:25:32.310 --> 01:25:35.689
I couldn't be more grateful. Other people, and myself included,
1906
01:25:35.800 --> 01:25:39.619
is like, you're 64. Why are you... You have such
1907
01:25:39.680 --> 01:25:43.439
great music. It's time to go. I don't think I
1908
01:25:43.500 --> 01:25:46.739
can do the kind of show that I want to
1909
01:25:46.840 --> 01:25:49.149
travel the way I want to. But that is what
1910
01:25:49.430 --> 01:25:52.970
Vegas is for. We could still hear all this music
1911
01:25:53.069 --> 01:25:56.270
and some of it could just be her, like, sitting
1912
01:25:56.289 --> 01:25:59.090
in a gown and an outfit. She doesn't have to
1913
01:25:59.130 --> 01:26:02.770
do every squat, everything. You have such good music.
1914
01:26:02.930 --> 01:26:05.189
You have such a catalog of just hits.
1915
01:26:05.380 --> 01:26:06.920
Make your life easier.
1916
01:26:06.939 --> 01:26:09.920
And I've said this too, I'm like, do Take a Bow.
1917
01:26:10.359 --> 01:26:17.260
Do Secret. This used to be my playground. Do your ballads.
1918
01:26:17.300 --> 01:26:19.039
She's got amazing ballads.
1919
01:26:19.500 --> 01:26:22.439
Why not have the dancers employ the dancers? But she
1920
01:26:22.460 --> 01:26:24.079
doesn't have to dance with them.
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No.
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How can I save everyone's career?
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Jesus Christ, so exhausting. I also have some juice on this.
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Tell.
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Is that it wasn't necessarily a health issue. Also, if
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you just looked at the last sentence of that, what
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she just said, she says that she is healing. She
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will kick off her tour in October in Europe. And
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she's rescheduling the North America tour.
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Right.
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And the reason she's doing that, I've heard, is that
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she was pulling, it was like an Adele. Like, I
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can't give you guys the concert you guys want because
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there's too many.
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So wait, you don't think she was ever really sick?
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I think she might have been sick. There could have
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been an infection. I do think she was working really hard.
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But the main thing that was the problem was that
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there was too many cooks in the kitchen trying to
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call the shots. And the tour was kind of a mess.
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That's what I've heard.
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I also think two things.
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I think she also got sick.
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Two things can be true at the same time.
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She got sick.
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The other thing was what caused this septic infection? Was
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it fixing that ass? Was it a plastic surgery thing,
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like an open wound?
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I think it might have been because there was rumors
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that she was going to be taking the filler out
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of her face.
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Yeah.
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So, I mean, if you put that much filler in
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and you don't have time to heal properly, and if
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you're doing too much anesthesia... Yeah. Like, that's what killed
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Joan Rivers, really.
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Right.
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It's like, you don't heal too much. You don't have enough.
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She was in a surgery, yeah.
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Yeah, so it's like, if you go under anesthesia that much,
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it can build up an infection. Or it could also be.
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And I'm not trying to sound like a dick here, but.
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Sound like a dick, what? She's partying too much. She's
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smoking weed. She's hanging out with these young guys. Who
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knows if she's having sex with them. It could be
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undiagnosed gonorrhea.
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Sonia Morgan said that she popped a liposuction stitch while
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fucking a guy in Crappy Lake.
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That just sounds awful. Septic.
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That's how you get a septic infection.
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That sounds like a port-a-potty, like, tipping over. Yeah, there's
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so many ways.
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You've got to wait for your plastic surgery to heal
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before you bone a wrapper.
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Or just getting up and exhausting yourself. Because we know
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she's a perfectionist. We know she's like, again, again, you know?
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But it's like, you've got to take care of your body.
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And it breaks my heart because I'm like, I never,
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I do not ever want to wake up and get that, like,
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you know, tweet that's like Madonna dead. I can't even imagine.
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Well, you did just get that. Oh, dead.
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No, dead, dead. No, no, no. But like when they
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were like, oh, she's unresponsive. Like my heart like jumped out.
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Listen, we can do a 10 year run. Madonna killed
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his tour. Take a year off.
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I know.
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Come back at 65 in Las Vegas.
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I know.
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Done.
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I know.
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Sorry for the people that bought tickets.
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No, but I mean, like they can be, they can
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use him for Vegas. I'm the same way though. I'm like, just,
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why do we have to be like, ugh, like, relax.
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Yes. Justin, we've tried to save so many careers. We've
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tried to crack so many conspiracy theories today. Yeah, mm-hmm.
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And I just want to thank you. And for more Justin,
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you go to listen to his podcast, Just Saying.
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Yes.
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He's going to see, we're going to be in Napa together.
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Where else are you going to be?
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I will be at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco
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on the 19th of July. I will also be at,
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I know it's so fun. I also will be at
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the Montreal Just for Less Comedy Festival. I think that's
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July 25th as well. So yeah, I will be, it's
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a busy July.
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Follow him on Instagram. Threads.
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Threads.
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Instagram.
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All of it.
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TikTok. Everything. Snapchat. Twitter.
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Why did your eyes just blink vertically?
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Threads. I'm a soup shaper. And of course, you can
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follow me on everything as well. Go to HeatherMcDonald.net to
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join my Patreon and to get these tickets to my show.
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See you in Napa next.
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Thanks. Yep.
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See ya.