Vanderpump Rules Season 6: Episode 7

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Hi everyone hey i'm alicia and i'm meredith and this
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is also podcast vanderpump rules edition back to the beginning
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well to the mid because we're in season six episode
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seven our namesake it's not about the pasta the original
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i thought about that so much in this episode i
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was like the ogs no no it's about the pasta.
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It was always.
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Can I tell you? This is the funniest Sheena has
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ever been. If you don't like Sheena, you don't get her.
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Because I was cracking up. She's hilarious.
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Okay. We do these episodes spoiler free because- Yes. We try.
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We try our very best.
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We want people to be able to find Vanderpump Rules.
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in its own right and be able to experience it
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without spoilers. But I have to say one thing is
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that Sheena, this episode, it's the OG version of like,
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when is it ever going to be about me? And
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that's like a spoiler without a spoiler, because this is
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like very much, what is it going to be about me?
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Or like, why, why are people so mean to me?
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And I'm like, Oh, Sheena, my girly.
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I watched this and I was like, because I think
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Sheena has grown on you throughout the years, but.
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I was like, I find her more entertaining than, Okay.
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And enjoyable.
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You're starting not to take her seriously because I think
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the problem with people is they take she very seriously.
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You in 2019, this would have killed you. This episode
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would have murdered you.
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No, it still grates on me. It still grates on me,
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but I can be like, okay, and it's a TV show.
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And she's hilarious.
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I think the TV show is funny.
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I don't think she means to be.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
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So previously on Vanderpump Rules, James Kennedy, he's back in business.
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He's back in Sir DJing. Jax cheated on Britney. Stassi's
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getting into event planning. Schwartz loves making out with people
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who aren't his wife. Rumor is that Rob kissed another
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girl that took a Madeira. But Rob and Sheena just
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laugh about it. And Katie and Sheena are officially not
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talking about each other. We'll see how that goes.
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Sure, sure, sure.
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So we open up at Sir. We're looking for some
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outfits for Pride. We got Nathalie, Stassi, Lisa, and this
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stylist named Alina. We're looking at Flower Power as our theme.
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I love a Vanderpump Rules Pride. Like I was so
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hyped to have Pride on my screen because they are messed.
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It's kind of like a cast trip in a way.
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Everybody has to work that day. And if you're not
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working or don't work at Sir, you're there.
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So Pride's all about spreading love. Stassi, she's assisting with
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events for Sir. Elise is helping her or having her
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help with Pride. And, you know, Stassi gets to tell
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everyone what they get to wear now because she's the
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head bitch in charge. She already knows Brittany's got to
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get the big shirt for her boobs.
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Those big boobs that Jax paid for. And a fabric
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to hold them. And the way that stylist lady is like, oh,
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is she pregnant? And everybody's like, oh, sorry. No, no, no, no.
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Her boyfriend bought her a boob job.
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Yeah, they go, thanks, Jax.
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Thanks.
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Thanks for her big boobs. And then we find out
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Stassi had a breast reduction last year, but Lisa's like,
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I don't believe you. So then we see this lovely
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picture of Stassi with one big boob and one small boob.
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Dude, that was crazy. And it made me go, damn,
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should I get one? I'm like, I've always kind of
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wanted one. No same.
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But also I've heard they're incredibly painful. And then not,
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this might be TMI, but we're on our podcast. Um,
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one of my roommates in college had it done and
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she lost all feeling in her nipples.
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Oh, that's terrifying. I've also heard that it's very easy
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in a sense to like it to come back because
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a lot of it is just like body weight. So it's,
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I've always just thought like, what's the point of going
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through all of that if my boobs just basically returned
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to normal.
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And my roommate from college then got pregnant and they
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were like, They were like, it should be the same,
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but there might be complications with breastfeeding.
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Ooh, that's tough.
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I don't know how that works because you're just taking
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out fat. But I mean, I hear the same about
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having like a boob job.
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So I would think those are like one and the same.
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Yeah, but you're putting fake shit, right? I don't know.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's not something I
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will have to deal with. But either way, I'm always like, ooh,
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that sounds so nice to be a smaller chest size.
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You lose all feeling in your nips.
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Potentially.
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So then we cut to a boys day. We got Jack, Schwartz, Sandoval,
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and Peter saying, And we are at Reiki with Reiki
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Master Kelsey.
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And so- Four boys walk into a Reiki Master's studio.
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The jokes are going to write themselves.
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Hey, Peter loves Reiki, okay? He loves to be in
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tune with the universe, have all his chakras in line.
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My God, I wouldn't last a day in LA.
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The woo-woo stuff. And I don't mean to be offensive.
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That's not my goal ever in this. But I'm like,
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what are we talking about? What are the words you're
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using right now?
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I would do Reiki, but I'm going to leave and
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then probably be unchanged the next morning.
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You know what I mean? I don't know what we're
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going in for. To me, it's on the same line
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with astrology charts and tarot cards. It is like, I'm
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there for the bit. Sure. I will be polite. I
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won't be rude in the moment, but I'm going to
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be like, what the fuck did we just do?
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Well, Jax thought that Reiki was when you go one
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of those sandboxes with the little rakes. okay that i
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hate to say that makes sense listen that sounds more
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calming to me just give me a little rake and
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some sand i would have the best day.
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A jumbo size one of those i would actually kind
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of love it.
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So you just want to go to the beach and rake.
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But i want nobody else there i don't want like
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shells in it perfect you're just the mini ones I
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remember going to my dad's office as a kid and
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like another guy had one and I would just sit
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there and mess with it. I loved it so much.
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So Kelsey, the Reiki master is like, all right, everyone
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lie down, close your eyes. She goes through her whole thing.
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Jack's wide awake the whole time, not shutting off his brain.
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Shocker. Jack's not being changed by any healing spiritual powers.
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So then Kelsey's like, okay, everyone sit up. Tell me
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about your minds. And Schwartz was like, oh, I'm just
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getting too drunk too frequently. And he's like, I hope
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Reiki can make me a better person and human. And
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I'm like, wow, these boys really think this is therapy.
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Yeah, I'm shocked at how honest they're being.
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Well, Schwartz's issue is he cheats on his wife. Now
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that he gets too drunk too frequently. But that is
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what leads to him cheating on his wife. I don't
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think he's out here soberly cheating on his wife. I'm
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going to give him a tiny bit of credit. But
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don't do the first thing and the second won't happen.
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So I appreciate him being like, I need to solve
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the first one. But Reiki isn't going to solve that.
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It's you not drinking a ton. Yes.
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And also.
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If you do too drunk too frequently, it just makes
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it seem like instead of five times a week getting blackout,
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you're just going to, you know, lower it to three.
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True, true, true.
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Peace over for a week and see what happens. See
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how many times you cheat on Katie then. It goes
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down to at least one.
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It's a little concerning, this group. I just.
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Well, then Sandoval goes, my mind is dulled. The fuck?
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I felt like this was like they were kind of
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joking with me. I was like, can you imagine being
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the Reiki person? What's her name?
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Kelsey, the Reiki master.
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Kelsey is like, oh, and that's the next problem. Okay,
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I get too drunk too frequently. Your mind is dull. Like,
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what am I supposed to do.
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With these people? Creatively, he's just not performing. And then Peter, opposite,
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his mind is go, go, go. He needs to learn
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to relax. And then it's Jax's turn. And he starts
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crying about how Stuff is just going on and he
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doesn't want to feel afraid of his feelings. And he
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has a great relationship, but he fucked it up. And,
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you know, he's just really upset. And Kelsey's like, how
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are you doing? And Jax is like, this is so refreshing.
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No one in this whole situation about me cheating on
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Brittany has asked me how I'm doing. They only asked
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Brittany how she's doing. So I love Kelsey.
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Like, thank God somebody finally recognizes like I matter in
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this situation.
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Thank God someone loves me in a way that no
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one else does. And it's Kelsey, the Reiki master.
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Men's lives matter.
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And then Kelsey looks at Kelsey girl. Kelsey looks up
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and goes, you can't make anyone else happy. You have
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to start with yourself. And I went, No, but that's
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on his issue. You could not cheat on your, you
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can't make other people happy.
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It's not like he, Brittany's unhappy and Jax is depressed.
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And so he can't give anything to her because his
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cup isn't full. Like that's not the issue here. The
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issue is that Jax is a diabolical person who does
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anything and wants zero consequences for it. Yeah.
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So Kelsey gives them a big hug. Cause as you said,
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men's lives matter. And then she leaves and Jax immediately
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turns to the boys and is like, I wish I
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could go home with her. She's amazing. And santa was
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like he's gonna try and sleep with.
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Her clocked it instantaneously clocked it everybody is on the
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table for jackson sleep with let's just be so for
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real that man's bar is in hell whether he's in
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a relationship or not i think we're.
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On the docket somehow and we're by him if somebody
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went up to jackson said i will fuck you he'd
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be like let's go It, it's insane. It's insane.
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So like you give him a smidge of attention. Oh
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my God. He's horny. You know what?
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If you want to sleep with Jax Taylor, can't imagine why.
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Just go up to him and say, how are you doing?
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How are you doing?
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Right there.
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A little like public indecency charge immediately on the spot.
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Can't help it. Yeah. So then we go to a
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girl's day to get Botox. We got Ariana, Sheena, Lala, Brittany.
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Yeah.
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Lala gets Botox a lot.
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Okay.
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Everything is preventative. She wants no wrinkles. She never wants
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to look like an old woman. Awesome. And then they
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talk about how the boys went to Reiki and Jax
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cried the whole time, which made Brittany happy because she
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sees Jax is putting in the effort and that's all
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she's ever wanted. And for him not to cheat on her.
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I will say like, I did not see how performative
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he was. I never believed him, but like, this is
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so performative. The fact that it's like, I cried at Reiki.
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I care.
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Brittany, are you blind? He's not crying for you. He's
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crying for himself.
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He's crying so he can get Reiki master Kelsey in
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bed with him.
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Like what? Oh my God. It's great. Like, and also
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Jax is like, oh, Reiki was so great. I cried
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over us. No, you cried because you fucking ruined your
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life and everyone's mad at you now.
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Yeah, and because like, oh, somebody cared about your feelings.
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That's why you cried. You didn't care about Brittany. And
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that's why we're all mad at you and nobody addresses
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your pain in this, quote unquote, because you keep only
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centering yourself.
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Every time. So we talk about Lala having lunch with Katie,
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but you know, it's a little awkward because Sheena and
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Katie have this big beef.
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And.
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Brittany is like, yeah, I found out about the Toca
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Madera girl from Katie and Kristen. And Gina's like, well,
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it's Katie that started the whole thing. Like, hello? And
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Ariana's like, they're just going to keep talking about it
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because what else do they have to talk about? Their
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statement necklaces? The white wine they're having at lunch? And
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let me tell you, I was like, damn. That was great.
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That was mean, but it was really good.
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And I was like, Okay, but, like, that's what I
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cared about at this time. So, like, whoa, whoa, get
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off my bag.
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She ate us all up. But at this time, if
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I wasn't gossiping, what else was I doing? Talking about
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my statement necklaces.
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Yeah. And, like, as I should, though. Eat me up.
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But Ariana's just really worried about Sheena because everyone's talking
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about her relationship. And Ariana and Sheena are best friends.
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And Ariana knows that this is really going to bother Sheena.
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This is Sheena's number one button. She needs her relationship
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to be perfect. So if you ever say anything against it, like, no.
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And then Sheena's like, Katie's just mad because Schwartz... cheated
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on her and now she wants rob to have cheated
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on me but he doesn't make out not even with
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me that is so embarrassing so funny she shoots herself
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that is what makes sheena so funny She is literally
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sitting here going, I'm proving a point. And you're like, okay,
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point might be proven, but are you okay?
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At your expense. It is wild.
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She doesn't take anyone else down with her. You gotta applaud.
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You gotta applaud. I find her so funny.
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But at the same time, I'm like, is the need
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to make your relationship look perfect this important? Like, she
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has done it with so many relationships. She struggles with that.
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And at, like you said- it's only for her to
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go down with it. She's going down with the ship.
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Yeah. She really does struggle.
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Remember?
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Her and Shabe were literally, he was on drugs and
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she was like, we weren't kissing for the first time.
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Oh, he was taking all of her money out of
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their bank account. And she was like, I love him
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so much.
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I'm so happy we got married. I couldn't imagine my
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life any different.
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This is forever.
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This is it. Yeah. So we know Sheena struggles, but man,
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is she funny. He doesn't make out with anyone, including
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his girlfriend.
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I think so many more people would be on her
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side if she was like 50% more honest or like
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just didn't put on the front. Because I don't need
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you to admit that you think that this man cheated
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on you. But you don't have to do it and
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say that like actually he doesn't love you. She ends
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up proving the point that he is a bad guy.
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She's sitting here. She's like, actually, he's gay. That's why
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I know he wouldn't make out with another woman. It
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was probably a man. So they're lying. Like, she's so funny.
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It's like, she's like, this is a lie. This is
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a lie. All the way back to, it's a circle.
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It's like, oh, this could be true because guess what?
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He's not kissing me. So he's kissing someone else, ma'am. Nope.
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He's not kissing anyone because actually he doesn't even have
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a tongue. And I wouldn't, I would know because I
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kissed him three years ago, but we haven't kissed since. Like,
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she's like, I know it. And then she's like, I
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haven't seen Rob in a few days. Hopefully he's not
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over me.
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And I was like, girl, girl, in the case of
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Sheena versus Rob cheating on her, I don't even know
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what side you're on anymore.
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Honestly, Rob sounds lazy. I don't think he's kissing anyone.
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Very good point. I believe her. But you know what
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I do know for a fact? This relationship isn't perfect.
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The relationship is doomed. But he's definitely not cheating. I
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don't know. I think it'd be a lot of work
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to cheat on Sheena. Because I feel like she's always there.
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You know what I mean? I think it'd be hard.
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I never, because this is obviously way later than when
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it aired. I never believed the Toca Madeira. What's the restaurant?
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Toca Madeira.
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Toca Madeira.
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Yeah.
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Because I just feel like there wasn't enough.
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I agree. I agree. I felt like they were not credible,
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but I was like, oh, intrigued when they first get announced.
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Because when you have a direct path of who told
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you and what happened and you have a clear, concise story,
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and it hasn't really changed, I will say that.
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I believe it.
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But we haven't gotten anything else to be like, oh, Jen,
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come talk to us. Yeah. Like, Jen talked to Sheena,
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but that's about it. And like, that's where it's deadened now.
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Now we're just like, okay, it happened.
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Do I think Rob likes Sheena?
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No.
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The answer is no. But then why is he dating her?
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I don't know. This seems like a weird... It would
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be weird though for Rob to stick in this relationship
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and not like her, right?
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I find it weird too because they dated like 10
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years ago or something before Shea.
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He knows who Sheena is.
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And he knows her... on the show too. Like he
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dated her before the show. So I get it. Like
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that could have been a vastly different relationship, but they
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like stayed friendly. So you know who she is in
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present day. You don't have, also you don't have to
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be on this show because we have Lala's guy not
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on the show. So what is going on here?
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Yeah. Rob confuses me. He is someone I've, I'll never get,
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I think.
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Okay.
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So then we have girls night.
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Okay.
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Stassi, Brittany, Katie, and Kristen. They're going to watch La
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La Land in La La Land. And weirdly enough, it
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surprises me that these girls are like so obsessed with
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the movie La La Land. And I don't know why.
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Good movie, but.
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Confession, I've never seen it. So what is it about?
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I gotta be honest. I've never seen it either. I
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just heard it was a good movie.
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Okay. I just know there's a dancing scene with Ryan
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Gosling where his hand just got recently changed.
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Yeah. Cause he had a little flick to it.
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Yeah. Cutie. So, like, I only know that. And then
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Saucy's like, we're wearing La La Land colors.
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What?
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Solid colors? Like, that's the vibe? Which, like, one of
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them was primary.
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No, the one was not primary.
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But Britney, at least what they're wearing, Britney was in pink.
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Oh, that wasn't red? No.
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Maybe it was, like, supposed to be, but.
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Red, blue, yellow, and then green.
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Green.
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So I didn't even know that green wasn't a primary color.
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We'll get into that later.
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The problem is, that has only continued with people. Like,
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our society has gotten really dumb.
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We're super stupid. And it started with Vanderpump Rules. It
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started here. Okay, so we're all going to work at
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Pride this weekend. Katie, though, not excited to work with Sheena.
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Because Sheena is blaming Katie for starting this rumor. Katie says,
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the bitch cannot comprehend anything that's not an Instagram story.
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Eat her up.
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And then this guy, Chris the waiter, he brings us
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a group shot and they introduce him to Brittany. And
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this is so great. They've both been to Winchester, Kentucky,
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because that's where Brittany's from. And Chris has family right
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outside of Winchester, Kentucky. I had to look at my
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notes again of what this place was called.
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You're so funny. But she was like, or he said
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something like, yeah, I've been to Lexington. It's like really
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close to there. And she's like, you, you've actually been
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there because only people who have been there would know.
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And I was like, Brittany, move on to this guy.
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He already seems 10 times better than Jax.
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You've been to Kentucky. Oh my God.
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We've basically been to her hometown after watching the Jax
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and Brittany take Kentucky.
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Yeah, I've been there too, sir. And I never need
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to go back.
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Okay.
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So they ask how is britney doing even though according
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to jacks that's all anyone asks is how britney's.
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God forbid anybody cares about his girlfriend we know he
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doesn't care so why can't anybody else.
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So britney's like we've decided to try and work it
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out especially because he went to reiki meditation so he's
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really trying and i was like This is not therapy.
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I cannot stress enough.
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But even if it is like therapy and you actually
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think it could have an effect, it's been 0.5 seconds
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of doing this. He's not going to instantaneously be better.
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He's with the hot Reiki master. If you think that
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man's going to there to get better, he's not. He's
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going there to try and get laid.
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And this is season six. Every single season, Jax has
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said he wants to be better and he wants to
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go to therapy. So honestly, It's going to take me
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a long time before I actually believe he's quote unquote changed.
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Yeah. So then Stassi looks at her and goes, oh
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my God, he's going to keep hurting you. What, like,
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what are you doing? And Brittany's like, well, he's willing
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to try. And Stassi's like, no, he's not. He's just
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going to tell you he's going to try. And then
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he's going to do the bare minimum. And then you're
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going to keep him around. And like, nothing's ever going
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to happen. He's done it with every single girl. And
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she's like, he's never broken up with a girl.
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Which that is so concerning. On its own. But Stassi
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also saying this is so important because I do understand
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in a relationship, when your friends tell you things or
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want things for you, they are not actually in that relationship.
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Like you obviously are more invested in your emotions and
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all these things and you do know that person better.
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So it's hard when friends try to give you advice.
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Stassi has been in your situation. She actually knows it
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innately and has had him cheat on her. So listen
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to her.
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No, Brittany's like, I know we've all watched the show,
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but I don't think.
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I know this is like his fourth time doing this
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to a girl, but like, I'm different.
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Yeah, I know it happened literally to you and you're
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telling me, but I'm telling you this is.
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Never gonna happen again. This is the big one too. Like,
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in my mind... This is the most serious relationship Jax
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has had. And so if he's still willing to cheat
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on you after he's been telling your family he wants
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to propose, you guys have lived together for years, you
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moved halfway across the country, and he's still not teeing
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it seriously, like that's a bigger red flag than just
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him cheating on you.
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Yeah, that's issues. Okay, so now let's go out to
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lunch to Sweet Chick with Logan, James, and Lala. We're
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doing some double shots of vodka and bourbon.
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Oh, I'm definitely watching this differently as a 30 year
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old because the first time I watched that, I was
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probably like, yeah, get it.
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And now I'm like, Oh, now I'm like, it's probably
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a Tuesday. What are we doing? We have work tonight.
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Oh my God. I'm like, that's a lot of alcohol
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very quickly. It's not really the amount he's ordering. It's
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like the rapid pace.
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Double shots. Yeah. And then James is like, I've been
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trying to cut down on my alcohol recently, but sometimes
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it just, something comes over me, you know?
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It's a day that ends in Y. Yeah.
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So then James is like, oh, my God, guys. Raquel
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is basically going to move in with me. I cleared
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her a drawer. Aren't you so happy for me? Because
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I'm in an amazing relationship. Oh, my God. And Logan
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and Lala are both kind of like, eh. But then
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Lala's like, oh, my God. On Tuesday, we ate Raquel's pasta.
483
00:23:17.890 --> 00:23:20.210
I forget how choppy this whole thing is because it
484
00:23:20.250 --> 00:23:23.789
makes zero sense. Whatever. Yeah. So they ate Raquel's pasta
485
00:23:23.829 --> 00:23:26.750
and she didn't even give them permission. Ha ha. And
486
00:23:26.769 --> 00:23:32.059
then James is like, Lala, you're a bitch. It really
487
00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:33.680
escalates out of nowhere.
488
00:23:33.700 --> 00:23:34.640
I know.
489
00:23:35.559 --> 00:23:38.400
And yeah, it really upset James because he feels like
490
00:23:38.500 --> 00:23:43.490
because Lala ate Raquel's pasta, Lala doesn't like his girlfriend.
491
00:23:43.910 --> 00:23:46.410
And he's like, oh, you want to be mean and
492
00:23:46.470 --> 00:23:48.750
bully a little girl in her pasta? Yeah.
493
00:23:50.119 --> 00:23:53.700
Which, okay, we don't need to infantilize her over pasta.
494
00:23:54.099 --> 00:23:56.779
Do I think that she is a meeker person and
495
00:23:56.799 --> 00:23:57.900
like can Lala bully her?
496
00:23:58.220 --> 00:23:58.819
Absolutely.
497
00:23:58.859 --> 00:24:01.019
But it's not because she ate some pasta.
498
00:24:01.460 --> 00:24:04.789
But then Lala's like, well, Raquel offered me her pasta.
499
00:24:04.829 --> 00:24:07.609
And I was like, I thought Raquel didn't offer you whatever.
500
00:24:07.630 --> 00:24:11.529
And then James is like, don't fuck with my bitch
501
00:24:11.549 --> 00:24:14.529
because I will fuck with your fat fucking man.
502
00:24:14.549 --> 00:24:17.880
Which I'm like. Okay, you should eat Lala's boyfriend up.
503
00:24:17.920 --> 00:24:20.220
That came out of nowhere. What?
504
00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:22.880
And then James says, he's going to get bored of
505
00:24:22.920 --> 00:24:26.349
you and move on to the next blonde thing. And
506
00:24:26.410 --> 00:24:30.910
Lala's like, what the fuck is up with you? So
507
00:24:31.009 --> 00:24:33.930
she looks at him and goes, Raquel offered me her
508
00:24:34.029 --> 00:24:37.869
pasta and I ate her pasta. And James goes, we're
509
00:24:37.890 --> 00:24:41.630
not talking about damn pasta. Get over it. And James
510
00:24:41.690 --> 00:24:44.630
tells her that she failed. fucked a fat man because
511
00:24:44.650 --> 00:24:46.210
he pays for her rent.
512
00:24:46.230 --> 00:24:49.410
This is the most unhinged thing.
513
00:24:49.809 --> 00:24:50.930
Hello?
514
00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:51.890
What?
515
00:24:51.990 --> 00:24:53.779
What was in those shots?
516
00:24:54.319 --> 00:24:58.059
No, truly, because we've seen over the years that this conversation,
517
00:24:58.319 --> 00:25:03.569
it's not about the pasta, it's not about actual pasta
518
00:25:03.589 --> 00:25:06.509
and then it's about like cocaine. But also it doesn't
519
00:25:06.529 --> 00:25:09.509
even actually matter which one it's about. This conversation still
520
00:25:09.549 --> 00:25:10.430
doesn't make sense.
521
00:25:10.769 --> 00:25:13.410
In both situations. Honestly, I'd be more mad if someone
522
00:25:13.470 --> 00:25:16.880
ate my actual pasta than took my cocaine. So I'm
523
00:25:16.980 --> 00:25:21.599
more offended on the pasta side. But still, if I'm
524
00:25:21.660 --> 00:25:24.200
dating someone and then you're like, oh my God, I
525
00:25:24.359 --> 00:25:27.880
ate their pasta, I wouldn't be like, well, now I
526
00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:31.579
have to kill Meredith. Like, that's great. I'd be like, Damn,
527
00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:33.680
can you buy them more pasta?
528
00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:37.640
It's the way also James uses it to 180 it
529
00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:41.869
into just dissing Lala's boyfriend. And then it's like, we're
530
00:25:41.910 --> 00:25:44.630
not talking about pasta. We were. We were.
531
00:25:44.650 --> 00:25:47.529
We're talking about your fuck ass fat boyfriend.
532
00:25:47.549 --> 00:25:49.259
Your fat fuck of a boyfriend.
533
00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:51.119
You know what the hell? Damn.
534
00:25:51.140 --> 00:25:51.319
Damn.
535
00:25:53.430 --> 00:25:55.690
It makes zero sense. And I don't know how drunk
536
00:25:55.710 --> 00:25:58.789
they are because I don't think it's been long enough
537
00:25:58.829 --> 00:26:02.049
to be absolutely close to blacking out. So did they pregame?
538
00:26:03.289 --> 00:26:05.369
Or did they like cut out a big chunk of
539
00:26:05.410 --> 00:26:09.369
this lunch and we're at the end and now James
540
00:26:09.410 --> 00:26:12.650
has done 72 other shots and is even more hammered.
541
00:26:12.869 --> 00:26:15.289
Cause I mean that montage had him like throwing some
542
00:26:15.349 --> 00:26:18.349
syrup in some shots. Like what are we doing?
543
00:26:18.710 --> 00:26:19.650
This was crazy.
544
00:26:19.670 --> 00:26:19.750
Yeah.
545
00:26:20.420 --> 00:26:23.039
They got drugged. You can't change my mind.
546
00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:28.789
I hate when drama happens off screen and people can't
547
00:26:29.009 --> 00:26:32.210
articulate it well because I can't even follow where the
548
00:26:32.309 --> 00:26:36.750
fuck we were. Why did only Raquel have pasta? Like
549
00:26:36.930 --> 00:26:39.650
what is going on? And like, did Raquel get mad
550
00:26:39.670 --> 00:26:41.779
at you in the moment? Are you bringing this up
551
00:26:41.819 --> 00:26:45.420
to James? Like what, what was the point of Lala
552
00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:48.119
even bringing up the pasta incident? This didn't seem that
553
00:26:48.140 --> 00:26:48.680
big of a deal.
554
00:26:49.119 --> 00:26:51.880
Also, Raquel, to me, doesn't seem like the kind of
555
00:26:51.900 --> 00:26:54.299
person that would have pasta or cocaine.
556
00:26:54.720 --> 00:26:55.880
True. True.
557
00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:59.400
I've never seen her on a scale of 0 to 100.
558
00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:02.339
She's usually ranging around like 30 for me. And cocaine
559
00:27:02.380 --> 00:27:05.079
gets anyone to at least 50%. You know what I mean?
560
00:27:05.700 --> 00:27:09.740
I've never seen her do anything. And she doesn't look
561
00:27:09.769 --> 00:27:15.390
like she eats carbs. Anyway, James is going off about
562
00:27:15.430 --> 00:27:20.279
Lala's fucking fat man, whatever. And Lala goes off and
563
00:27:20.359 --> 00:27:23.339
is like, you can't just say whatever you want. You're
564
00:27:23.359 --> 00:27:25.559
going to learn real quick when you look next to
565
00:27:25.579 --> 00:27:28.460
you and I'm not there. And then she leaves. And
566
00:27:28.500 --> 00:27:30.220
James is like, wait, when am I going to see
567
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:33.740
you again? Oh my God.
568
00:27:33.980 --> 00:27:37.750
That would piss me off because, okay. Does, does Lala's
569
00:27:37.769 --> 00:27:42.079
boyfriend like suck? I'm sure. But, Lala is kind of
570
00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:45.619
okay with like your loser ass girlfriend, Raquel. So why
571
00:27:45.660 --> 00:27:48.200
are you attacking her boyfriend? And I understand her being like,
572
00:27:48.420 --> 00:27:51.619
I'm not sticking around for this bullshit. And then you
573
00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:53.549
don't even take me seriously when I'm like trying to
574
00:27:53.589 --> 00:27:54.269
storm out.
575
00:27:54.890 --> 00:27:58.109
Wait, when am I going to see you again? Never.
576
00:27:58.849 --> 00:27:59.089
Yeah.
577
00:27:59.130 --> 00:28:03.349
So James chases Lala outside. Poor Logan is like, what?
578
00:28:04.309 --> 00:28:07.609
No, Logan is thrilled just to have any ounce of
579
00:28:07.630 --> 00:28:09.789
screen time. Let's be so for real that he's sitting
580
00:28:09.809 --> 00:28:11.799
there giddy as fuck that these two are fighting because
581
00:28:11.819 --> 00:28:13.019
he knows it's going to make the show.
582
00:28:13.819 --> 00:28:17.180
So James chases Lala outside and he's like, I'm sorry.
583
00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:20.960
And they start arguing about pasta. And James goes, oh
584
00:28:20.980 --> 00:28:23.599
my God, why is it about the damn pasta? Get
585
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:27.480
over the damn pasta. Read between the lines. It ain't
586
00:28:27.509 --> 00:28:30.309
about the pasta. It's not about the pasta.
587
00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:35.789
Hello? The most iconic quote to ever come out of
588
00:28:35.809 --> 00:28:36.609
Vanderpump Rules.
589
00:28:37.089 --> 00:28:40.029
Yeah. And it's long. People forget. It's a long.
590
00:28:40.150 --> 00:28:44.930
It's a long-ass one. His accent also adds so much
591
00:28:45.009 --> 00:28:45.220
to it.
592
00:28:45.230 --> 00:28:47.549
I wish I could do more besides Dom, but I got...
593
00:28:48.029 --> 00:28:50.339
Dom okay, but it's a lot for me and my
594
00:28:50.650 --> 00:28:51.690
bad British accent.
595
00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:55.960
And he's like, it's not about the pasta, la la.
596
00:28:55.980 --> 00:29:00.160
It's not about the pasta. And then the immediate regret
597
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:03.950
on James' face. It's not about the pasta. It's about
598
00:29:03.990 --> 00:29:08.529
respect for Raquel. And Lala's like, no, I'm disengaging. Goodbye.
599
00:29:08.549 --> 00:29:11.430
And she leaves. This is where we've left it.
600
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:12.900
Oh, God.
601
00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:16.160
Okay, so then we go to Sir. Sheena comes by
602
00:29:16.180 --> 00:29:20.039
the bar to talk to Ariana and Brittany. And Sheena's like, Brittany,
603
00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:23.200
were the girls talking shit about me at La La
604
00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:26.740
Land in La La Land? Because my mom's friend was
605
00:29:26.779 --> 00:29:28.160
there and they heard my name.
606
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:31.380
This is kind of the most creepy thing ever to
607
00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:33.059
be like, I know somebody who was at the La
608
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:35.829
La Land movie last night and they heard my name
609
00:29:35.869 --> 00:29:37.410
come out of your mouth. Yeah.
610
00:29:37.990 --> 00:29:40.599
They saw the cameras and you were filming the underpump
611
00:29:40.619 --> 00:29:43.500
rules so they started listening in and that's the real
612
00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:47.279
truth name yeah and britney's basically like yeah we were
613
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:49.630
just talking about the rumor and how you think katie
614
00:29:49.650 --> 00:29:52.009
started it and she knows like i don't want rob
615
00:29:52.109 --> 00:29:55.150
involved in any of the drama because he's more mature
616
00:29:55.210 --> 00:29:57.970
for this and i'm broken.
617
00:29:57.980 --> 00:30:00.140
And I'm like, girl, if Rob doesn't want to be
618
00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:02.180
a part of this, he wouldn't be on this fucking show.
619
00:30:02.269 --> 00:30:04.970
Not to say they wouldn't still talk about him, but
620
00:30:05.589 --> 00:30:08.049
you're adding to it because now he's a character.
621
00:30:08.069 --> 00:30:10.289
And Sheena did this whole thing where she's like, when
622
00:30:10.450 --> 00:30:12.450
Rob and I found out about the rumor, all we
623
00:30:12.490 --> 00:30:15.529
did was laugh. And I'm like, go back to laughing, girl,
624
00:30:15.569 --> 00:30:16.529
if it's so stupid.
625
00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:20.099
That, because your actions and words aren't aligning.
626
00:30:20.579 --> 00:30:24.019
Oh, but she is so funny. It's the delusion.
627
00:30:24.039 --> 00:30:28.549
I just... I can't tell if she believes her own lies, too.
628
00:30:28.869 --> 00:30:30.670
She does. Yeah, she does.
629
00:30:31.690 --> 00:30:33.269
Yeah? Yeah.
630
00:30:33.970 --> 00:30:37.660
Everyone expects too much of Sheena. She truly thinks this.
631
00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:39.759
She is living in her own world.
632
00:30:39.779 --> 00:30:42.660
She's like, it is so funny. Yeah. Yes.
633
00:30:44.700 --> 00:30:47.369
Whatever her boys are telling her. Cause now I bet
634
00:30:47.460 --> 00:30:50.329
Rob's upset that they keep talking about it. So that's
635
00:30:50.369 --> 00:30:53.029
why she knows upset. But when she now originally told Rob,
636
00:30:53.049 --> 00:30:55.490
he laughs. So that's why Rob or like, that's why
637
00:30:55.549 --> 00:30:58.250
Sheena can laugh. You know, it's all, but she just
638
00:30:58.289 --> 00:30:59.390
wants it to be perfect.
639
00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:03.880
And then where, where her man leads, she will follow.
640
00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:07.359
And so, yeah, you're right. Like Rob's like, Oh, that's dumb.
641
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:10.960
I wasn't at token America, token Madero that night. Ha
642
00:31:11.009 --> 00:31:13.920
ha ha. This is something so silly. But now a
643
00:31:14.009 --> 00:31:18.650
cheating rumor being perpetuated can ruin him as, like, a businessman,
644
00:31:18.750 --> 00:31:21.769
as who he is. And so, like, we're not cool
645
00:31:21.809 --> 00:31:24.369
with that. We are not cool with that. Yeah.
646
00:31:24.710 --> 00:31:29.430
Yeah, so Sheena's not cool with it. But, man, is
647
00:31:29.470 --> 00:31:32.930
she hilarious, you know? So then we go to the
648
00:31:32.970 --> 00:31:37.460
TomTom site. The Toms are here, construction site.
649
00:31:37.819 --> 00:31:39.740
To do fucking what?
650
00:31:39.819 --> 00:31:43.559
To put in sweat equity. I'm glad you asked. So
651
00:31:43.619 --> 00:31:46.500
in case you didn't know, they couldn't put in as
652
00:31:46.559 --> 00:31:49.640
much to the restaurant financially as Lisa and Ken could.
653
00:31:49.660 --> 00:31:55.450
Because Lisa and Ken, they're millionaires. The Toms, they're thousandaires,
654
00:31:55.549 --> 00:31:56.990
you know? So they don't have as much to give.
655
00:31:57.009 --> 00:31:58.230
I don't even know about that much.
656
00:31:59.450 --> 00:32:01.769
Not Tom Schwartz. He's in debt, as we learned from
657
00:32:01.970 --> 00:32:03.849
the prenup that he had Katie sign.
658
00:32:03.869 --> 00:32:04.730
Yes. Yes.
659
00:32:05.190 --> 00:32:09.059
Anyway, but they, what they do have are two able bodies.
660
00:32:09.180 --> 00:32:12.140
So they're going to put in sweat equity, which just
661
00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:15.940
means going to a construction site with some black hefty
662
00:32:15.980 --> 00:32:18.240
bags and filling those up.
663
00:32:19.660 --> 00:32:22.950
This is the dumbest thing ever. And I want to
664
00:32:23.029 --> 00:32:25.829
know if production is the one who was like, Oh,
665
00:32:25.869 --> 00:32:29.210
let's go film you guys doing work at the restaurant.
666
00:32:29.569 --> 00:32:33.210
Or if, Tom Sandoval recommended this. Like, our scene is
667
00:32:33.230 --> 00:32:34.650
going to be us putting in the work.
668
00:32:34.950 --> 00:32:38.009
I don't know, but I'm also no expert. I haven't
669
00:32:38.089 --> 00:32:41.289
built any restaurants in my lifetime. But I feel like
670
00:32:41.349 --> 00:32:46.500
if you hire builders and construction workers, they get rid
671
00:32:46.539 --> 00:32:47.920
of the trash, no?
672
00:32:48.619 --> 00:32:51.980
Yes. Like, they do everything. And honestly, I feel like
673
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.119
they would be more annoyed if you tried to, like,
674
00:32:54.180 --> 00:32:57.410
tear things down or mess with their construction site.
675
00:32:58.309 --> 00:33:00.849
Thank God they have hefty bags or else this could
676
00:33:00.869 --> 00:33:01.789
have gotten messy.
677
00:33:02.230 --> 00:33:05.950
That is like a real pile of debris. I'm like,
678
00:33:06.529 --> 00:33:08.450
are you guys up to date on your tetanus shots?
679
00:33:08.470 --> 00:33:10.490
What do we got going on here? Because can you
680
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:12.619
guys just stand in the corner away from the pile?
681
00:33:12.940 --> 00:33:14.319
The pile will be in the background so we can
682
00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:17.619
pretend like you're working on things for the camera angle's sake.
683
00:33:18.099 --> 00:33:19.460
But please don't touch anything.
684
00:33:19.859 --> 00:33:21.680
It would have been better if they just took hammers
685
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:26.420
and started whacking them. Then like, here we are working. Boop, boop, boop.
686
00:33:27.140 --> 00:33:29.119
You know? It's like, When you have a toddler who
687
00:33:29.319 --> 00:33:31.480
wants to sit next to you and do work, too,
688
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:33.740
and so you, like, give them toys to work on.
689
00:33:33.740 --> 00:33:34.299
Here's crayons.
690
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:36.079
Why don't you just color the walls?
691
00:33:36.259 --> 00:33:36.400
Yeah.
692
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:39.920
That'd be fun. Okay, so Schwartz talks about last night
693
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:46.190
he got wasted. But don't worry. Sandville texted Katie that
694
00:33:46.230 --> 00:33:49.569
Schwartz was safe on his couch. And Katie had made
695
00:33:49.630 --> 00:33:54.369
it clear that she did not want Tom Schwartz getting
696
00:33:54.490 --> 00:33:58.630
shit-faced for the foreseeable future. That means no taking shots,
697
00:33:59.089 --> 00:34:03.569
no guys nights. And what did he do? He did that.
698
00:34:03.589 --> 00:34:06.470
He did all of that. All of that in one night.
699
00:34:06.829 --> 00:34:08.849
That is so embarrassing. Yeah.
700
00:34:09.550 --> 00:34:12.070
And then he couldn't even make it home. But he
701
00:34:12.110 --> 00:34:15.210
was fully ready for a fight when he walked through
702
00:34:15.489 --> 00:34:17.929
the door of his and Katie's apartment. But you know
703
00:34:17.949 --> 00:34:22.440
what happened? Katie was nice and warm and it made
704
00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:24.360
him fall in love with her even more.
705
00:34:25.820 --> 00:34:29.960
And I was like, what? And to be honest, this
706
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:32.780
is why these men don't follow through. Like, the women
707
00:34:32.820 --> 00:34:35.139
don't follow through either. They say they're going to be pissed.
708
00:34:35.539 --> 00:34:38.139
And it's like, there's no consequences to anybody's actions. Of
709
00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:39.389
course they're going to keep doing it.
710
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:42.559
Katie's like, I know I asked you to respect me
711
00:34:42.780 --> 00:34:45.139
and not get drunk and have no guys nights. And
712
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:48.510
you totally went against that. But at least you didn't
713
00:34:48.610 --> 00:34:51.210
cheat on me. So... At least.
714
00:34:51.070 --> 00:34:53.030
Tom Sandoval sent me a photo so I knew where
715
00:34:53.050 --> 00:34:54.610
your body was last night.
716
00:34:54.789 --> 00:34:56.590
At least I knew you were too drunk to do
717
00:34:56.670 --> 00:34:57.780
anything with anyone else.
718
00:34:58.110 --> 00:35:04.159
So... It is unbelievable. Because, honestly, these, like, rules Schwartz
719
00:35:04.219 --> 00:35:07.440
is under give me flashbacks to Shay's rules that Sheena
720
00:35:07.460 --> 00:35:11.079
said of, like, half shots only. Like, don't be drunk,
721
00:35:11.099 --> 00:35:13.429
but don't be sober. Don't be lame.
722
00:35:13.449 --> 00:35:16.510
We know you're an alcoholic, but don't be lame.
723
00:35:16.530 --> 00:35:20.750
Then I'm like, okay... Not that these are impossible rules
724
00:35:20.789 --> 00:35:23.889
to follow, but when you become so strict on things,
725
00:35:23.949 --> 00:35:26.010
it's like, of course he's going to lash out on
726
00:35:26.070 --> 00:35:30.590
himself too. But this is ridiculous that for one night
727
00:35:30.610 --> 00:35:32.809
you can even do this. I understand it's hard to
728
00:35:32.849 --> 00:35:35.110
go to parties and go to Pride and everybody else
729
00:35:35.150 --> 00:35:37.469
is having fun. And so if he's not allowed to
730
00:35:37.489 --> 00:35:39.429
take any shots, he's going to mess up, I'm sure,
731
00:35:39.489 --> 00:35:43.789
at once. But you're telling me for 24 hours... you're
732
00:35:43.809 --> 00:35:45.469
going to mess up on all three of these. Like
733
00:35:45.510 --> 00:35:47.510
that's what's wild. Like take some shots and go home
734
00:35:47.530 --> 00:35:48.170
to your wife.
735
00:35:48.389 --> 00:35:50.809
Can we just talk about, because we're about his age
736
00:35:50.929 --> 00:35:52.269
that he was here, right?
737
00:35:52.289 --> 00:35:53.230
That's embarrassing.
738
00:35:53.250 --> 00:35:56.139
Can we talk about how it is really not that
739
00:35:56.219 --> 00:35:58.639
hard to not black out?
740
00:35:59.699 --> 00:36:00.039
Agreed.
741
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:03.619
It like, it, it doesn't take that much.
742
00:36:03.639 --> 00:36:05.559
But also my big one is like, it's not that
743
00:36:05.619 --> 00:36:06.900
hard to make it home.
744
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:11.590
That I do it every time. I, It's my dream.
745
00:36:11.710 --> 00:36:14.719
I don't like sleeping anywhere else. Why does he want
746
00:36:14.780 --> 00:36:15.659
to sleep out?
747
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:20.119
At 32, you'd rather sleep at your friend's couch than
748
00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:25.690
just go home and sleep on your own couch. Probably. Hello?
749
00:36:26.110 --> 00:36:28.889
You cannot. And then, We cut to, oh, do you
750
00:36:28.909 --> 00:36:29.610
have something else to add?
751
00:36:29.630 --> 00:36:31.769
Well, I was going to say, like, I also think the, like,
752
00:36:31.829 --> 00:36:35.860
mentality of LA is different than, like, our cities and, like,
753
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.380
where we're mentally at. Like, no, no, like, they're in
754
00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:41.579
Peter Pan syndrome world. Like, these men are. So, like,
755
00:36:41.739 --> 00:36:44.000
I wouldn't compare them exactly to our age. I would
756
00:36:44.019 --> 00:36:46.679
compare them to, like, when we were 28 or something.
757
00:36:46.940 --> 00:36:50.500
But I still wasn't doing this. Like, I wasn't this insane.
758
00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:54.039
And they're going to keep doing this, though. Because they're
759
00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:57.110
hanging out in this mentality. So, at what point... Are
760
00:36:57.119 --> 00:36:58.119
you going to grow up?
761
00:36:58.909 --> 00:37:02.789
No, I think, listen, at 22, if you black out, okay,
762
00:37:02.869 --> 00:37:06.570
it's harder not to, but by 30, you know, you're limited.
763
00:37:06.630 --> 00:37:08.909
You do not have to black out.
764
00:37:08.929 --> 00:37:11.630
I always knew my limitations. It was more so for me,
765
00:37:11.650 --> 00:37:15.050
but like people I was surrounding myself with, like they're
766
00:37:15.110 --> 00:37:18.789
still in the, in the party group and their show
767
00:37:18.869 --> 00:37:21.170
is this way. And like all the people are hanging
768
00:37:21.210 --> 00:37:23.440
out with are doing this. And so it's more so
769
00:37:23.619 --> 00:37:26.579
who the company you keep rather than your age and
770
00:37:26.599 --> 00:37:28.519
knowing your tolerance. But.
771
00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:32.719
Nope. Sandoval made it home and made sure this guy
772
00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:37.269
and texted his girlfriend. That's who he was out with.
773
00:37:37.510 --> 00:37:38.670
We didn't have to black out.
774
00:37:39.050 --> 00:37:39.610
That's true.
775
00:37:39.630 --> 00:37:41.929
Didn't have to black out. So then we cut to
776
00:37:41.989 --> 00:37:45.150
Kristen and Carter's apartment where Kristen, Katie and Stassi are
777
00:37:45.190 --> 00:37:48.230
hanging out. And Katie's like, oh my God, you guys.
778
00:37:50.110 --> 00:37:54.110
Like last night. Tom didn't come home, but I got
779
00:37:54.130 --> 00:37:56.570
a text from Sandoval and he was okay. And like,
780
00:37:57.289 --> 00:37:59.849
it was fine. We just talked about it. And we
781
00:37:59.869 --> 00:38:03.969
talked about, listen, she's like Schwartzman at home this morning.
782
00:38:04.489 --> 00:38:06.820
And instead of fighting, we just like talked about how
783
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:10.940
we're going to make pancakes for our kids one day. Girl.
784
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:14.760
Like when you said you talked about it, I'm thinking
785
00:38:14.780 --> 00:38:17.199
you're going to talk about how you're disappointed in what
786
00:38:17.219 --> 00:38:19.780
you want better. And he would be like, yeah, like
787
00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:22.099
this was a mistake. I see that I didn't follow
788
00:38:22.139 --> 00:38:24.920
through on all the things I was said. Oh, no,
789
00:38:24.980 --> 00:38:27.079
we're going to just sweep that right under the rug
790
00:38:27.099 --> 00:38:29.780
because pancakes for our future children.
791
00:38:29.860 --> 00:38:31.960
Tom Schwartz, I want you to come home so then
792
00:38:32.460 --> 00:38:34.539
we can wake up in the morning and make pancakes
793
00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:37.260
for our kids together instead of you waking up on
794
00:38:37.340 --> 00:38:38.320
Sandoval's couch.
795
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:42.519
I don't think these fake children are going to be
796
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:44.469
getting him home in 10 years.
797
00:38:44.929 --> 00:38:47.349
And Kristen's like, you should just track them. That's what
798
00:38:47.429 --> 00:38:50.210
I do. I miss Kristen.
799
00:38:50.869 --> 00:38:54.010
But also like tracking someone won't get them home. You
800
00:38:54.030 --> 00:38:56.630
just know where they are. Like Tom Sandoval just now
801
00:38:56.690 --> 00:38:58.869
doesn't have to send a photo of him sleeping on
802
00:38:58.909 --> 00:38:59.369
a couch.
803
00:38:59.809 --> 00:39:02.389
So Katie says if this happened a year ago, she
804
00:39:02.429 --> 00:39:05.829
would have lost it. But now that they're married, they
805
00:39:05.849 --> 00:39:08.489
just talk about things and they're in love.
806
00:39:08.510 --> 00:39:15.179
Oh, yeah, there it is. Yeah. I, you know what?
807
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:17.199
I'm going to go out on a limb and say,
808
00:39:17.219 --> 00:39:19.889
I don't think this ring is a permanent solution.
809
00:39:20.590 --> 00:39:22.309
What? No way.
810
00:39:22.329 --> 00:39:25.150
I don't know a lot, but it feels like putting
811
00:39:25.190 --> 00:39:26.590
a bandaid on a bullet wound.
812
00:39:27.650 --> 00:39:29.949
It makes me sad because she's kind of reflecting on last.
813
00:39:30.090 --> 00:39:33.099
season and her like crash out as if they're not
814
00:39:33.159 --> 00:39:35.739
justified or like he didn't love her enough. So she,
815
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:39.340
or like she wasn't being loved. So then she had
816
00:39:39.860 --> 00:39:41.940
to crash out. And it's like, now that I love,
817
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.849
I don't have to crash out. No, like you deserve
818
00:39:44.889 --> 00:39:49.079
a partner who prioritizes you. I'm going to say 98%
819
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:50.579
of the time. Cause if you have some slip ups,
820
00:39:50.619 --> 00:39:54.699
you know, like we're all human, but like love won't
821
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:58.219
carry you through that man getting wasted and not knowing
822
00:39:58.260 --> 00:39:58.880
what happened.
823
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:04.630
You deserve a partner who comes home to you. Everyone
824
00:40:04.710 --> 00:40:08.750
that wants that deserves that. Okay. That is the bare
825
00:40:08.989 --> 00:40:11.190
fucking cause where else are you living?
826
00:40:11.949 --> 00:40:13.550
Truly, because I think a lot of times these days
827
00:40:13.590 --> 00:40:15.710
we're like, oh, that's bare minimum. Like getting flowers, all
828
00:40:15.730 --> 00:40:18.309
this stuff. Actually coming home and sleeping in bed with
829
00:40:18.329 --> 00:40:20.969
you is truly the actual bare minimum.
830
00:40:21.389 --> 00:40:25.150
Not embarrassing you, not cheating on you. That's bare minimum behavior.
831
00:40:25.210 --> 00:40:26.349
Bare minimum.
832
00:40:26.750 --> 00:40:29.150
He didn't sleep with another girl and said he slept
833
00:40:29.210 --> 00:40:30.050
at Tom Sandoval.
834
00:40:30.269 --> 00:40:30.510
Nope.
835
00:40:31.070 --> 00:40:33.800
That is below the bare minimum. That is not it.
836
00:40:34.369 --> 00:40:36.699
Because I think it still doesn't address, like you kind
837
00:40:36.739 --> 00:40:41.519
of talked about at Reiki, that the problem is him cheating.
838
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:46.670
But also like what got him there? Like just because
839
00:40:46.690 --> 00:40:49.269
you didn't cheat this time doesn't mean you won't cheat
840
00:40:49.329 --> 00:40:52.269
next time because you're doing the same things that got
841
00:40:52.289 --> 00:40:54.690
you in a cheating scenario. It's like your guy friends
842
00:40:55.130 --> 00:40:58.349
are just hovering over you more actually. Like they're doing
843
00:40:58.389 --> 00:40:59.170
more of the work.
844
00:40:59.630 --> 00:41:03.010
And listen, if you get blackout drunk all the time,
845
00:41:03.369 --> 00:41:06.769
that is perfectly fine. If you can respect your partner,
846
00:41:07.190 --> 00:41:08.780
make it home if they ask you to make it home.
847
00:41:09.210 --> 00:41:11.090
not cheat on them. If they ask you not to
848
00:41:11.130 --> 00:41:13.710
cheat on them, you know what I mean? But because
849
00:41:14.110 --> 00:41:17.980
you cannot do one without the other, stop doing it all.
850
00:41:18.219 --> 00:41:21.000
Yeah. You like, you lose privileges to be a blackout
851
00:41:21.059 --> 00:41:24.000
drunk because you are like a menace in some capacity.
852
00:41:24.099 --> 00:41:26.900
I agree. Like same with like being a friend. Like
853
00:41:26.940 --> 00:41:29.530
if you're a terrible shitty person to everybody else around you,
854
00:41:29.869 --> 00:41:33.530
you don't deserve to be blackout drunk. You can't handle yourself.
855
00:41:33.829 --> 00:41:36.329
And so the consequences are, you don't do that anymore.
856
00:41:36.389 --> 00:41:39.289
If you want to have a wife, if like, you're
857
00:41:39.329 --> 00:41:41.130
cheating on her you don't get to have friends if
858
00:41:41.170 --> 00:41:43.030
you're being a terrible friend when you're a blackout like
859
00:41:43.489 --> 00:41:46.989
that is consequences and like i i just can't believe
860
00:41:47.010 --> 00:41:50.210
like katie is like i i'm so upset that she
861
00:41:50.289 --> 00:41:52.429
caved so quickly i can't decide who i'm more upset
862
00:41:52.449 --> 00:41:57.880
about katie or like britney it's like what episode six
863
00:41:57.889 --> 00:42:00.219
to seven pissed me off.
864
00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:03.159
Okay so then we go back to the tomtom site
865
00:42:03.949 --> 00:42:08.309
Where we are putting debris into these hefty black bags.
866
00:42:09.750 --> 00:42:13.699
And then Lisa and Ken walk in on them. And
867
00:42:13.739 --> 00:42:16.659
they're like, what are you guys doing? And they're like,
868
00:42:17.219 --> 00:42:17.739
we're showing you we care.
869
00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:19.739
The fact that they don't even know what the sweat
870
00:42:19.860 --> 00:42:22.199
equity we're doing tells me that this is the dumbest
871
00:42:22.219 --> 00:42:23.239
fucking shit ever.
872
00:42:23.260 --> 00:42:27.590
Yeah, we're showing you we care. And then Lisa's like, hey,
873
00:42:27.969 --> 00:42:31.969
how are Katie and Schwartz? And Schwartz is like, oh
874
00:42:32.010 --> 00:42:35.630
my God, we're doing amazing. Even though, and then Sandoval goes,
875
00:42:36.110 --> 00:42:39.429
even though he slept at my apartment last night.
876
00:42:39.469 --> 00:42:40.889
Those men love to tell on each other.
877
00:42:40.909 --> 00:42:43.559
He went home in the morning. It was fine.
878
00:42:43.579 --> 00:42:44.780
It's fine.
879
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:46.519
What is wrong with you?
880
00:42:47.260 --> 00:42:51.239
Oh, a normal sane adult has fresh eyes and is like, no,
881
00:42:51.300 --> 00:42:53.699
that's not what we're doing. Because everybody else in that
882
00:42:53.739 --> 00:42:55.610
friend group is like, oh, no worries.
883
00:42:56.210 --> 00:42:58.610
Ask Ken where he was at 30 years old and married.
884
00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:01.559
In bed with his wife, basically anywhere his wife told
885
00:43:01.619 --> 00:43:02.099
him to be.
886
00:43:02.659 --> 00:43:02.940
True.
887
00:43:03.159 --> 00:43:03.679
Hello?
888
00:43:04.030 --> 00:43:06.969
And you know what? I feel like actually Ken and
889
00:43:06.989 --> 00:43:10.389
Lisa's story probably makes everybody else think that they're going
890
00:43:10.409 --> 00:43:12.869
to have that version because Ken was this party playboy
891
00:43:12.909 --> 00:43:15.190
guy who then settled. And I wonder if they all
892
00:43:15.230 --> 00:43:17.250
think that they're going to have that story. Like the
893
00:43:17.269 --> 00:43:19.989
man will finally settle like once I marry him.
894
00:43:20.670 --> 00:43:23.559
But it also sounds like if Ken had one step
895
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:25.760
out of line, Lisa would have dumped his ass and
896
00:43:25.780 --> 00:43:27.019
taken him for everybody's worth.
897
00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:27.820
True.
898
00:43:28.059 --> 00:43:30.619
She actually kept him and said like, look, this is
899
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:33.280
what I require. And he said, done.
900
00:43:33.739 --> 00:43:35.079
That's true. She does wear the pants.
901
00:43:35.300 --> 00:43:37.579
These women are like, hey, could you not cheat on me?
902
00:43:37.619 --> 00:43:40.300
And the boys are like, that is taking it a
903
00:43:40.340 --> 00:43:40.559
second far.
904
00:43:40.579 --> 00:43:43.260
That is a big ask. And then whenever it happens,
905
00:43:43.300 --> 00:43:46.030
they come home and they're like, let's talk about pancakes instead.
906
00:43:46.170 --> 00:43:49.909
You want me to be monogamous with you? Uh, I
907
00:43:49.929 --> 00:43:51.510
thought we were just being a relationship.
908
00:43:51.710 --> 00:43:55.190
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I have to not take shots, not
909
00:43:55.210 --> 00:43:58.409
get blackout drunk, not kiss people who aren't you. And
910
00:43:58.469 --> 00:44:00.230
I have to come home and sleep in bed with
911
00:44:00.269 --> 00:44:01.630
you too much.
912
00:44:01.889 --> 00:44:03.989
Who wouldn't want to hang out with you? You know?
913
00:44:04.130 --> 00:44:06.610
Yeah. But you know what? We're going to still stay married.
914
00:44:06.710 --> 00:44:08.230
Cause I'm not going to leave you because that's too
915
00:44:08.269 --> 00:44:10.130
much for me. We're going to stay married and I'm
916
00:44:10.150 --> 00:44:10.869
going to be a menace.
917
00:44:11.130 --> 00:44:13.889
So these men just cannot be sick. If this is
918
00:44:13.949 --> 00:44:17.590
what you want to do, Just be single. Leave! I
919
00:44:17.690 --> 00:44:20.050
literally can't understand that they're like, I don't want to
920
00:44:20.070 --> 00:44:22.289
be in a relationship. Then be single. There's nothing wrong
921
00:44:22.309 --> 00:44:23.909
with that. Actually, it would be better to do what
922
00:44:23.929 --> 00:44:26.199
you're doing if you were single. You would hurt less people.
923
00:44:26.719 --> 00:44:30.539
No, agreed. Because also, like, relationships are a lot of work. So, like,
924
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.719
I have never understood the benefit of being in a
925
00:44:33.739 --> 00:44:36.989
relationship and wanting to also be single. Because, like, it's
926
00:44:37.030 --> 00:44:38.510
a lot of work on both ends.
927
00:44:39.630 --> 00:44:42.050
Okay, so let me cut back to Kristen Carter's apartment.
928
00:44:42.789 --> 00:44:46.179
Kristen talked to Brittany's mom, Sherry. They're going to do
929
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:47.039
a surprise.
930
00:44:47.139 --> 00:44:47.380
Okay.
931
00:44:47.400 --> 00:44:51.139
Kristen is going to fly Sherry out to LA. She
932
00:44:51.179 --> 00:44:54.280
really wants to do this because Kristen is number one
933
00:44:54.420 --> 00:44:56.960
in line to get Brittany and Jax to break up.
934
00:44:57.059 --> 00:44:57.340
Okay.
935
00:44:57.420 --> 00:44:58.769
She wants it so bad.
936
00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:02.780
So bad. She's the only one who wants it this bad.
937
00:45:03.000 --> 00:45:06.150
She wants this more than anything else she's ever wanted
938
00:45:06.349 --> 00:45:11.489
in her life. Okay. But Brittany's just sad girl. So
939
00:45:11.510 --> 00:45:15.170
we're hoping Sherry comes out, knocks some sense into Brittany.
940
00:45:15.610 --> 00:45:15.969
Yep.
941
00:45:16.329 --> 00:45:17.469
Dumps jacks, right?
942
00:45:18.150 --> 00:45:18.429
Okay.
943
00:45:18.989 --> 00:45:21.130
So then it's pride. We do pride.
944
00:45:21.150 --> 00:45:22.489
Hell yeah.
945
00:45:22.670 --> 00:45:25.300
Everyone who doesn't believe love is love. Suck a dick.
946
00:45:25.519 --> 00:45:29.179
It's so fun. We cut to sir. Sheena's here and
947
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:31.260
Rob has come in to visit her.
948
00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:31.360
Okay.
949
00:45:32.179 --> 00:45:33.739
This is when Sheena's her funniest.
950
00:45:34.179 --> 00:45:35.179
Oh my God.
951
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:39.739
Sheena tells him that yesterday she went on a rampage
952
00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:43.530
and Rob is like, life is hard enough as it is.
953
00:45:43.989 --> 00:45:46.489
That's why you want good people in your life. And
954
00:45:46.530 --> 00:45:48.860
if I'm literally going to be in your life and
955
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:51.320
it doesn't work out for me, then that's it.
956
00:45:52.780 --> 00:45:56.980
I'm like, Sheena, look alive, look alive. Because we were
957
00:45:57.019 --> 00:45:59.360
just talking in we's and he's talking in me.
958
00:46:00.380 --> 00:46:03.880
Also, how did it go from, hey, we want good
959
00:46:03.920 --> 00:46:05.360
people in your life to.
960
00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:08.820
I may not be one. I might be out. Yeah.
961
00:46:11.079 --> 00:46:14.079
She's not registering what Damien is saying.
962
00:46:14.099 --> 00:46:17.699
Well, Sheena responds with, I lost my smile this week.
963
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:26.369
She's never had me laugh so hard. I just thought
964
00:46:26.429 --> 00:46:29.909
that was so stupid. And then Sheena says she cannot
965
00:46:29.969 --> 00:46:33.849
lose Rob because of what these bitches said. And Rob
966
00:46:33.909 --> 00:46:37.809
tells her that people want her to lose her smile.
967
00:46:39.489 --> 00:46:42.170
Huh he's not wrong though actually on that one people
968
00:46:42.289 --> 00:46:45.670
love to pick sheena apart that spot on they do
969
00:46:45.909 --> 00:46:46.789
they do and.
970
00:46:46.710 --> 00:46:50.630
Then she tells rob she loves him and rob just
971
00:46:50.690 --> 00:46:54.170
smiles at her doesn't say it back because he has
972
00:46:54.210 --> 00:46:57.289
his smile you know what i mean yeah rob is
973
00:46:57.409 --> 00:47:00.010
such a freak who's going around being like people are
974
00:47:00.050 --> 00:47:02.409
just trying to steal your smile that's like what you
975
00:47:02.429 --> 00:47:04.769
tell a child in kindergarten.
976
00:47:04.889 --> 00:47:06.590
Well, I mean, she brought it up first, but he
977
00:47:06.630 --> 00:47:09.699
like won't actually say anything to affirm her.
978
00:47:10.030 --> 00:47:12.719
I think that's something he says and she's picked up
979
00:47:12.780 --> 00:47:15.880
on it. Yeah, because that's not, we've never heard Sheena
980
00:47:15.940 --> 00:47:17.639
in six years yet. And spoiler.
981
00:47:17.940 --> 00:47:18.820
Talk about her smile.
982
00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:22.300
In all the years after say, oh my gosh, I
983
00:47:22.340 --> 00:47:26.519
lost my smile. They have my smile, right? No, this
984
00:47:26.599 --> 00:47:29.400
is literally something Rob says where they're like, he's like, ah,
985
00:47:29.460 --> 00:47:32.199
people are coming at us to try and steal our smiles.
986
00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:34.510
And she's now like, I gotta say it.
987
00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:40.079
It gives him distance between what the rumor is and
988
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:43.039
any blame he might have. If it's people just trying
989
00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:46.559
to quote unquote steal her smile versus people talking about
990
00:47:46.599 --> 00:47:49.260
a rumor about him. He gets to change up the
991
00:47:49.300 --> 00:47:52.719
narrative and be like, they're attacking that beautiful smile on
992
00:47:52.739 --> 00:47:53.400
your face.
993
00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:56.199
That smile that I put on your face, you know?
994
00:47:56.650 --> 00:47:58.789
Yep. And he at the same time doesn't have to
995
00:47:58.809 --> 00:48:01.030
like say he loves her or kiss her. Like he
996
00:48:01.070 --> 00:48:03.590
doesn't have to have like intimate moments with her in
997
00:48:03.650 --> 00:48:07.989
conversation or physically. But it probably like makes her feel special.
998
00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:11.440
The smile thing. It's like it's theirs. You know, that's
999
00:48:11.460 --> 00:48:13.480
what they say to each other. This is so cringe.
1000
00:48:13.500 --> 00:48:17.380
Don't let anyone steal your smile. It's totally something Rob said.
1001
00:48:17.400 --> 00:48:18.900
We've never heard Gina speak like this.
1002
00:48:19.650 --> 00:48:21.510
You're not wrong. Except when she's with Rob. She was
1003
00:48:21.550 --> 00:48:24.750
just so fucking delusional. She'll latch on to anything.
1004
00:48:24.769 --> 00:48:29.969
It is so hilarious. Okay, so then Stassi, she's at
1005
00:48:30.010 --> 00:48:33.010
work because she's got to pick out everyone's outfits, right?
1006
00:48:33.070 --> 00:48:35.090
And then we cut to the street where Lisa and
1007
00:48:35.130 --> 00:48:38.300
Lala talk. And Lisa's like, oh my God, how are
1008
00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:41.920
you and James? And Lala's like, oh my God, yesterday
1009
00:48:41.980 --> 00:48:45.679
James totally went off about my man. He was slamming him.
1010
00:48:46.250 --> 00:48:48.409
And she's like, James better kiss my ass or I'm
1011
00:48:48.429 --> 00:48:52.570
going to move on from this friendship. So we have
1012
00:48:52.630 --> 00:48:56.130
flower power. We're getting ready. Stassi's like, everyone's got to
1013
00:48:56.170 --> 00:48:59.349
come inside. She tells Jax, get your face painted. And
1014
00:48:59.389 --> 00:49:01.769
he's like, I'm not getting my face painted. And everyone's like, oh,
1015
00:49:01.789 --> 00:49:04.010
my God, Jax, stop being fucking lame.
1016
00:49:04.329 --> 00:49:07.090
He's such a grouch. Nobody's asking you to put on
1017
00:49:07.130 --> 00:49:09.909
a full beat. Like, just get a little heart on
1018
00:49:09.929 --> 00:49:11.199
your cheek or something.
1019
00:49:11.360 --> 00:49:14.119
Stassi's like, everyone needs their face painted. And Sandoval's like,
1020
00:49:14.519 --> 00:49:15.940
I'll do my own. Thank you.
1021
00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:19.329
Of course. Of course he will. He is so excited.
1022
00:49:19.349 --> 00:49:22.420
He has a vision. he has a pinterest pin saved
1023
00:49:22.460 --> 00:49:23.219
for this.
1024
00:49:23.099 --> 00:49:26.179
If you're stassi sandoval is your wet dream he is
1025
00:49:26.260 --> 00:49:28.000
so excited for themes and he.
1026
00:49:27.940 --> 00:49:30.820
Comes yeah yes and he's gonna yell at jacks or
1027
00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:35.139
anybody else who won't participate like you can use sandoval
1028
00:49:35.179 --> 00:49:36.710
as a weapon if you if you.
1029
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:38.630
Know him well enough he's your right hand man here
1030
00:49:39.050 --> 00:49:43.619
yep So then Lala checks in with Sheena because Lala's like,
1031
00:49:44.019 --> 00:49:47.219
Sheena's lost 10 pounds in basically two days. Okay.
1032
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:50.030
I'm like, are you serious?
1033
00:49:51.050 --> 00:49:53.730
I got to get me a Rob to take my smile.
1034
00:49:54.110 --> 00:49:58.420
This is so like 2010s culture, like in the teens.
1035
00:49:58.789 --> 00:50:01.190
They like cut to Sheena's stomach. And I was like,
1036
00:50:01.409 --> 00:50:05.030
oh yeah, let's really accentuate that. Skinny girl alert. Like,
1037
00:50:05.050 --> 00:50:06.630
I was like, whoa.
1038
00:50:06.869 --> 00:50:09.769
I like that both, because later Lisa comments, but both
1039
00:50:09.809 --> 00:50:12.590
Lala and Lisa are both like, you should eat.
1040
00:50:12.889 --> 00:50:13.489
You know what I mean?
1041
00:50:13.510 --> 00:50:18.199
Like this isn't, you should eat. Anyway, so Sheena's like,
1042
00:50:18.400 --> 00:50:21.400
I'm okay. Rob came to visit me today. We haven't
1043
00:50:21.420 --> 00:50:23.739
had sex in a week, but that's us.
1044
00:50:24.539 --> 00:50:27.500
Stop speaking, Sheena. You're ruining your own life. Stop speaking.
1045
00:50:28.449 --> 00:50:33.070
She's like, she's like, she's so honest. She's so honest
1046
00:50:33.170 --> 00:50:34.230
to like her detriment.
1047
00:50:34.530 --> 00:50:37.280
But she thinks she's building a case of like why,
1048
00:50:37.929 --> 00:50:40.650
like either her and Rob are hurting or like why
1049
00:50:40.670 --> 00:50:42.010
this rumor isn't true.
1050
00:50:42.030 --> 00:50:43.590
These bitches have ruined her life.
1051
00:50:44.429 --> 00:50:47.139
And I'm like, Sheena, you're embarrassing yourself. You don't have
1052
00:50:47.179 --> 00:50:47.679
to do this.
1053
00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:51.559
But Sheena just, she functions best when Rob is functioning best.
1054
00:50:52.659 --> 00:50:56.420
And that is the most Sheena-shaped moment I've ever seen
1055
00:50:56.500 --> 00:50:57.960
in Vanderpump Rules. Yep.
1056
00:50:58.179 --> 00:51:03.199
Red alert. Lala's like, hey, this isn't healthy. Eat a
1057
00:51:03.219 --> 00:51:06.360
chicken sandwich and love your man. And she's like, and
1058
00:51:06.440 --> 00:51:08.599
forget what they say. It's okay, Sheena.
1059
00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:10.679
Honestly. It's okay. Honestly.
1060
00:51:10.699 --> 00:51:12.179
If you want to be with a cheater, you can
1061
00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:14.039
be with a- Honestly, you know what we always say
1062
00:51:14.099 --> 00:51:15.360
is that if you're going to stay with someone who
1063
00:51:15.380 --> 00:51:17.750
cheated on you, you've got to forget about it.
1064
00:51:18.090 --> 00:51:18.260
True.
1065
00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:22.099
I truly think if- Listen, whether Rob cheated or not,
1066
00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:24.099
Sheena's going to forget about it, you know?
1067
00:51:24.199 --> 00:51:27.019
That is true. However, she will talk about it endlessly
1068
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:29.639
for an entire season that we will never forget about it.
1069
00:51:30.059 --> 00:51:35.010
So she is actually doing the promotion of this scandal herself. Like, yeah,
1070
00:51:35.070 --> 00:51:37.269
is Katie talking about it? Yeah, but I don't think
1071
00:51:37.309 --> 00:51:41.389
this would have latched on as hard if Sheena wasn't
1072
00:51:41.829 --> 00:51:42.960
so obsessed with it.
1073
00:51:42.989 --> 00:51:44.989
Good for her. Yeah. She's like, I got my own
1074
00:51:45.070 --> 00:51:47.380
storyline that I'm going to ruin my own life with it.
1075
00:51:47.750 --> 00:51:50.570
But it's like weird because she like doesn't want these storylines,
1076
00:51:50.590 --> 00:51:53.170
but then she doesn't know how to, I think, manufacture
1077
00:51:53.230 --> 00:51:56.190
her own storyline. Somebody has some type of drama with
1078
00:51:56.230 --> 00:52:00.489
her or a salacious allegation. And that ends up being
1079
00:52:00.949 --> 00:52:04.849
the Sheena spotlight. And because she doesn't know how to
1080
00:52:04.929 --> 00:52:07.679
create her own, I think that also is some frustration
1081
00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:09.980
is like, oh, this is my storyline again. Or like,
1082
00:52:10.000 --> 00:52:13.079
why does this have to be my storyline each season
1083
00:52:13.659 --> 00:52:17.059
rather than her just like being that confident person coming in? Yeah.
1084
00:52:17.889 --> 00:52:21.610
Okay, so Lisa's at Pride. She immediately sees Jax in
1085
00:52:21.630 --> 00:52:24.170
a black shirt, no face paint, and two flags. And
1086
00:52:24.230 --> 00:52:25.730
is like, what the fuck's wrong with you?
1087
00:52:25.909 --> 00:52:27.760
Oh, my God, Jax. Come on.
1088
00:52:27.780 --> 00:52:31.679
And then she lets Billie Lee give a speech. Billie
1089
00:52:31.739 --> 00:52:36.179
Lee tells us about her journey, transitioning, becoming a woman,
1090
00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:39.199
how Lisa took a chance on her. And Lisa's like,
1091
00:52:39.260 --> 00:52:41.420
this is not about me. This is about you and
1092
00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:44.639
your journey. And then we happy Pride it. And then
1093
00:52:44.679 --> 00:52:48.820
Jax is like... Oh my God. Oh my God. Jax
1094
00:52:48.880 --> 00:52:51.760
is like, when I first met Billy, I had no
1095
00:52:51.780 --> 00:52:54.800
idea she was transgender. She looks great.
1096
00:52:55.820 --> 00:52:57.199
Which like that's okay.
1097
00:52:57.320 --> 00:52:58.059
Shout out. Yeah.
1098
00:52:58.139 --> 00:52:58.480
Yes.
1099
00:52:58.579 --> 00:52:58.860
I guess.
1100
00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:01.360
Thank you so much for that. That's kind of the point.
1101
00:53:01.420 --> 00:53:03.579
Like you're, what does it matter?
1102
00:53:03.599 --> 00:53:05.820
This is my favorite. He goes over to Billy and
1103
00:53:05.860 --> 00:53:11.469
he's like, I get you. I've, I relate to your
1104
00:53:11.510 --> 00:53:15.550
trans journey because I've had to be someone I'm not.
1105
00:53:15.989 --> 00:53:17.210
For my whole life.
1106
00:53:18.230 --> 00:53:22.719
And I was like, if I was Billy, I would
1107
00:53:22.780 --> 00:53:26.719
be so annoyed. But Billy seems not offended. But I
1108
00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:30.699
was like, I feel like he's not, this is like
1109
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:33.659
when he's like, he's just, he doesn't know what's happening.
1110
00:53:33.719 --> 00:53:37.119
It's like you've missed the, like, you're trying to compare
1111
00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:42.340
experiences and theirs is vastly different than yours. You having
1112
00:53:42.380 --> 00:53:44.519
to perpetuate a lie because you go by Jax Taylor
1113
00:53:44.539 --> 00:53:47.909
and your name is actual Billy. jason couchy is not
1114
00:53:48.010 --> 00:53:51.230
the same as a trans person having to live in
1115
00:53:51.289 --> 00:53:55.590
a body that doesn't line up with who they believe
1116
00:53:55.630 --> 00:53:58.710
they are and like are at heart.
1117
00:53:58.630 --> 00:54:00.690
And is that what he was saying because he goes
1118
00:54:00.750 --> 00:54:03.110
by a different name that he chose himself.
1119
00:54:02.869 --> 00:54:05.349
I think it's also like the persona he puts on
1120
00:54:05.449 --> 00:54:07.389
with it i don't think it's just the name thing
1121
00:54:07.429 --> 00:54:11.409
but yeah it's just basically him being like i'm it's
1122
00:54:11.469 --> 00:54:13.530
it's the reiki shit that he was talking about where
1123
00:54:13.570 --> 00:54:15.940
he's like I just don't get to be emotional. He's
1124
00:54:15.960 --> 00:54:18.980
like in this persona right now. It changes every single year,
1125
00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:23.139
but it kind of like... He just has these different
1126
00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:25.599
suits he puts on, but they're the same fucking thing
1127
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:27.059
every single year.
1128
00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:30.519
Bless Billie, because she was like, oh, from the moment
1129
00:54:30.579 --> 00:54:33.550
I met you, I knew we were kindred spirits. And
1130
00:54:33.570 --> 00:54:34.360
I was like, no.
1131
00:54:35.449 --> 00:54:39.090
Babe, that's because... Jax wants to fuck you. Like that's
1132
00:54:39.130 --> 00:54:42.030
what it is. It's that Jax, you give him attention
1133
00:54:42.050 --> 00:54:45.309
and he's excited about that and he would fuck you.
1134
00:54:45.389 --> 00:54:47.730
Like that's, that's all it is. I hate to break
1135
00:54:47.769 --> 00:54:49.389
it to you. He does not actually care about you
1136
00:54:49.409 --> 00:54:52.650
in any capacity and him finding out like you're trans
1137
00:54:52.710 --> 00:54:54.550
and the struggles you've gone through will not change one.
1138
00:54:54.510 --> 00:54:56.960
Ounce of it. Do you think he found out today? I,
1139
00:54:58.659 --> 00:55:01.030
maybe not today, but he said like, oh, I didn't
1140
00:55:01.050 --> 00:55:03.199
know like that you, you went through all of that.
1141
00:55:03.239 --> 00:55:05.980
Cause obviously her speech was way longer than what we saw, but.
1142
00:55:06.429 --> 00:55:08.090
I bet he knew she was trans.
1143
00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:09.219
Before today.
1144
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:10.719
But not all the surgeries.
1145
00:55:10.739 --> 00:55:12.320
But definitely not right away.
1146
00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:14.360
No, no, no.
1147
00:55:14.500 --> 00:55:19.139
Okay, great. Okay, so the Babas are at Pride. They're
1148
00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:23.869
doing really good. Schwartz, he didn't do any shots today. Okay,
1149
00:55:23.889 --> 00:55:25.710
he's working on not blacking out.
1150
00:55:26.849 --> 00:55:27.489
Okay.
1151
00:55:27.550 --> 00:55:28.489
The bar is in hell.
1152
00:55:28.510 --> 00:55:32.000
Well, also... don't make me excuse this, but like, this
1153
00:55:32.059 --> 00:55:34.340
is the one day to go get hammered, but still
1154
00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:36.559
end up at home. But like, this is, this is
1155
00:55:36.619 --> 00:55:39.039
the time and place you're in a safe space.
1156
00:55:39.340 --> 00:55:42.360
This day, pride and marathon Sunday. Those are the only
1157
00:55:42.420 --> 00:55:43.539
two days we accept.
1158
00:55:43.980 --> 00:55:47.159
I will excuse your behavior. As long as you're, or
1159
00:55:47.179 --> 00:55:49.539
I won't excuse your behavior. I will excuse your drinking
1160
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:53.199
levels on major days like this, especially when you're in
1161
00:55:53.239 --> 00:55:55.719
the view of literally every person, you know, I don't
1162
00:55:55.760 --> 00:55:57.980
think you're going to do anything today. Yeah.
1163
00:55:58.500 --> 00:56:01.340
No, your wife is literally beside you. I think we're good.
1164
00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:02.719
I think we're safe. Yeah.
1165
00:56:02.980 --> 00:56:07.230
So Jax gets the pleasure of watching drunk James and
1166
00:56:07.269 --> 00:56:12.550
drunk Logan interact. And he says, it's weird. And Raquel's
1167
00:56:12.710 --> 00:56:13.570
also here.
1168
00:56:13.590 --> 00:56:16.989
It is weird. What is going on?
1169
00:56:17.010 --> 00:56:19.989
And James says that Raquel and Logan, they fill different
1170
00:56:20.030 --> 00:56:23.980
voids that he has. Okay. Raquel's his girlfriend, but Logan's
1171
00:56:24.019 --> 00:56:27.610
his best, his best party friend. And then James tells
1172
00:56:27.670 --> 00:56:31.150
Logan he's never losing him as a friend. And then
1173
00:56:31.349 --> 00:56:34.510
James drunkenly looks at Logan and goes, do I think
1174
00:56:34.530 --> 00:56:38.610
you're in love with me? Absolutely. And Logan says, you're
1175
00:56:38.630 --> 00:56:41.869
in love with me too. And James says, as a friend.
1176
00:56:42.170 --> 00:56:45.150
And Logan says, as more. A lot more.
1177
00:56:46.369 --> 00:56:48.010
Oh my God. I need to break this down into
1178
00:56:48.050 --> 00:56:52.159
two parts. One, of course Logan. James and Logan and
1179
00:56:52.219 --> 00:56:56.000
Raquel feel different things in James's life because James just
1180
00:56:56.019 --> 00:56:58.110
wants Raquel to be this like hot piece of ass
1181
00:56:58.139 --> 00:57:02.530
that he has in his possession so like even no
1182
00:57:02.550 --> 00:57:06.230
matter what's going on in James's sexuality like he likes
1183
00:57:06.289 --> 00:57:08.909
that but he just wants Raquel to be that he's
1184
00:57:08.929 --> 00:57:11.269
not into her for her personality you can just like
1185
00:57:11.309 --> 00:57:14.489
tell in their conversations when him and Logan like have
1186
00:57:14.590 --> 00:57:19.389
fun so like there's already an issue with that but
1187
00:57:19.530 --> 00:57:22.300
this is like very fascinating. And this has been like
1188
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:25.039
heavily discussed and dissected over the years of like what
1189
00:57:25.079 --> 00:57:28.719
has gone on between them. And unfortunately I will participate.
1190
00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:32.900
I think something has happened. And I just don't think
1191
00:57:33.039 --> 00:57:37.280
we as a society, despite it being pride, like everybody
1192
00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:41.250
feels open to coming out and knowing where they stand
1193
00:57:41.510 --> 00:57:45.590
on a sexuality scale that like, I don't think James
1194
00:57:45.650 --> 00:57:47.789
ever wanted to talk about stuff like this publicly because
1195
00:57:48.159 --> 00:57:50.360
But then I feel like Logan probably feels like a
1196
00:57:50.380 --> 00:57:54.110
hidden secret. And when you're drunk, these types of conversations
1197
00:57:54.170 --> 00:57:55.329
are going to happen on camera.
1198
00:57:56.610 --> 00:58:01.210
Yeah, I think that James is more attracted like sexually
1199
00:58:01.289 --> 00:58:04.909
to Raquel. But I think he likes Logan as a
1200
00:58:05.010 --> 00:58:06.070
person better.
1201
00:58:06.090 --> 00:58:06.610
Me too.
1202
00:58:06.760 --> 00:58:09.039
And I think there's attraction in that a lot of
1203
00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:13.900
the times. And I do think, I think James thinks
1204
00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:17.000
of himself as a straight guy.
1205
00:58:17.579 --> 00:58:17.900
Yes.
1206
00:58:18.000 --> 00:58:23.130
Straight guy. But like he's not homophobic. So maybe he dabbles.
1207
00:58:23.369 --> 00:58:24.469
You know what I mean? Like I think.
1208
00:58:24.489 --> 00:58:27.809
Yeah. Like a drunken like touching moment happened. And it's
1209
00:58:27.829 --> 00:58:29.929
like he doesn't like hate it and freak out because
1210
00:58:30.170 --> 00:58:32.809
he doesn't have this like hyper masculinity that like Jax
1211
00:58:32.849 --> 00:58:34.960
does where Jax would like lose it if another guy
1212
00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:35.539
touched him.
1213
00:58:35.639 --> 00:58:35.940
Yeah.
1214
00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:37.099
Yeah.
1215
00:58:37.139 --> 00:58:42.039
They're drunk. They're partying. They're on drugs. Yeah. Logan touches him.
1216
00:58:42.119 --> 00:58:45.420
He's like, oh yeah, we're friends. Yeah. you know what
1217
00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:45.940
I mean?
1218
00:58:45.960 --> 00:58:49.659
Yep. So I, I, I can see that. Like maybe
1219
00:58:49.699 --> 00:58:51.909
they like kissed or maybe like some touching happened, but
1220
00:58:52.030 --> 00:58:53.610
I don't know if they, I don't know if they've
1221
00:58:53.630 --> 00:58:55.889
like would have had sex by any means, but I
1222
00:58:55.929 --> 00:59:00.409
think something absolutely happened. And Logan's definitely into him. You
1223
00:59:00.429 --> 00:59:02.429
can tell. And that's also tough.
1224
00:59:02.630 --> 00:59:06.090
And I do think James and Logan, because I don't
1225
00:59:06.110 --> 00:59:08.110
think Raquel lives here yet. Right.
1226
00:59:08.440 --> 00:59:11.440
She's i think she like just moved in or is
1227
00:59:11.480 --> 00:59:13.179
moving there for the summer i don't know if she's
1228
00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:13.860
fully moved.
1229
00:59:13.739 --> 00:59:18.340
So raquel's not around a lot raquel also sorry girl
1230
00:59:18.420 --> 00:59:21.570
there's not a lot happening personality-wise no i think he
1231
00:59:21.650 --> 00:59:23.610
likes logan and connects with him i think they have
1232
00:59:23.650 --> 00:59:25.809
deep conversations and i think they have like a lot
1233
00:59:25.869 --> 00:59:29.219
of fun yeah deep relationship. I'm sure when they're drunk
1234
00:59:29.420 --> 00:59:31.360
and sober, they talk about a lot of things.
1235
00:59:31.920 --> 00:59:32.420
True.
1236
00:59:32.539 --> 00:59:34.539
I think that there's like love in that as well.
1237
00:59:34.579 --> 00:59:37.260
So I think James just feels really comfortable with Logan.
1238
00:59:37.949 --> 00:59:39.280
And then like, Things can happen.
1239
00:59:39.300 --> 00:59:42.150
But then that's confusing for Logan, who it seems like
1240
00:59:42.289 --> 00:59:47.829
potentially is sexually attracted to James as well. So even
1241
00:59:47.869 --> 00:59:50.889
if James isn't reciprocating necessarily that back, they definitely have
1242
00:59:50.909 --> 00:59:54.079
like an intimate friendship in what you said, like them
1243
00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:56.719
sharing and being vulnerable with each other, or even just
1244
00:59:56.760 --> 00:59:59.420
having all those memories and fun times. Like that is
1245
00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:02.260
a solid person for James. Cause we know James has
1246
01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:04.949
had issues with every person on this cast basically and
1247
01:00:05.269 --> 01:00:08.880
that even having someone you feel confident with in your
1248
01:00:08.940 --> 01:00:12.440
friendship to film, like just let your guard down anyways too.
1249
01:00:13.000 --> 01:00:16.940
Yeah. But even Raquel was kind of like, is there something.
1250
01:00:16.699 --> 01:00:19.550
Going on here? Because let's say nothing sexually has happened.
1251
01:00:19.679 --> 01:00:22.730
Clearly there is some, there is a very different type
1252
01:00:22.769 --> 01:00:27.010
of even friendship level that James gives to Logan that
1253
01:00:27.070 --> 01:00:30.429
Raquel will never get because they do not vibe in
1254
01:00:30.469 --> 01:00:30.929
that way.
1255
01:00:31.230 --> 01:00:34.940
No, there is no chemistry amongst those two.
1256
01:00:35.380 --> 01:00:37.769
They're two hot people. That's what their relationship is.
1257
01:00:37.780 --> 01:00:41.619
They're two hot people and that's it. Okay, so then
1258
01:00:41.639 --> 01:00:48.309
we go to Sheena who cannot stop talking about this drama. Cannot.
1259
01:00:48.469 --> 01:00:51.210
And even Brittany's like, she's lost a lot of weight.
1260
01:00:51.650 --> 01:00:54.210
I gain weight when I'm stressed. I'm like, how many.
1261
01:00:54.110 --> 01:00:56.469
Days has it been? And I don't mean to like,
1262
01:00:57.130 --> 01:00:58.829
say oh she hasn't lost weight but i'm curious how
1263
01:00:58.869 --> 01:01:00.250
many days it's been.
1264
01:00:59.929 --> 01:01:03.730
That people recognize it yeah yeah like that's wild because
1265
01:01:03.750 --> 01:01:06.590
they're all like citing like 10 pounds which that's a
1266
01:01:06.650 --> 01:01:10.650
lot yeah it is a lot so then lisa notices
1267
01:01:10.750 --> 01:01:14.360
it and she pulls sheena for a chat and she
1268
01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:16.980
knows like i just i feel physically ill i can't
1269
01:01:17.179 --> 01:01:22.639
eat she's letting these girls affect her relationships She's best
1270
01:01:22.699 --> 01:01:25.440
if she's like not around these girls because they have
1271
01:01:25.619 --> 01:01:30.460
something against Rob. And Sheena starts sobbing and saying, this
1272
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:33.409
is the happiest she's ever been in her life. Why
1273
01:01:33.449 --> 01:01:36.570
are they trying to fuck with that? They've been perfect.
1274
01:01:37.750 --> 01:01:40.449
Oh, Sheena, that is the exact direct quote you should
1275
01:01:40.530 --> 01:01:41.889
not have said to Lisa.
1276
01:01:41.909 --> 01:01:44.030
Well, Lisa's like, remember when you told me you and
1277
01:01:44.110 --> 01:01:45.760
Shay were perfect?
1278
01:01:46.110 --> 01:01:46.340
Yep.
1279
01:01:46.849 --> 01:01:48.769
And Lisa tells her, like, girl, you put a lot
1280
01:01:48.789 --> 01:01:51.260
of pressure on yourself. And it's not the end of
1281
01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:54.059
the world if this relationship does not work out. And
1282
01:01:54.099 --> 01:01:56.280
Sheena's like, no, but it's going to work out because
1283
01:01:56.320 --> 01:01:57.000
we're meant to be.
1284
01:01:57.019 --> 01:01:57.079
Oh.
1285
01:01:59.300 --> 01:02:03.619
If you don't think I cackled. Sheena has got to
1286
01:02:03.659 --> 01:02:06.460
be kidding me. The comedic timing is so funny for
1287
01:02:06.500 --> 01:02:08.559
someone to be like, it's okay if it doesn't work out.
1288
01:02:08.579 --> 01:02:09.380
And she's like, it will.
1289
01:02:09.659 --> 01:02:12.280
No, no, it will. It will. This is where I
1290
01:02:12.340 --> 01:02:16.170
know she believes her delusion. And I'm like, oh.
1291
01:02:16.190 --> 01:02:18.150
I don't even need to think about it not working
1292
01:02:18.210 --> 01:02:19.610
out because like, I know it's going to work out.
1293
01:02:19.789 --> 01:02:21.989
Because even if it does work out, you still look
1294
01:02:22.110 --> 01:02:24.320
dumb for saying like, no, no, no, it's going to.
1295
01:02:25.260 --> 01:02:28.559
Nine months off of you and Shay breaking up. Like
1296
01:02:28.599 --> 01:02:31.079
you are so soon out of your divorce. This isn't
1297
01:02:31.099 --> 01:02:35.039
you like going through... Changes and like moving in together
1298
01:02:35.059 --> 01:02:38.480
and that's difficult. Like this is a fresh relationship and
1299
01:02:38.820 --> 01:02:41.170
that's okay. Let it be a little unstable.
1300
01:02:42.010 --> 01:02:42.710
It's going to work out.
1301
01:02:43.309 --> 01:02:45.489
It's fine. No, it's going to. It's going to work out.
1302
01:02:46.170 --> 01:02:48.570
Everything's perfect. We are so happy.
1303
01:02:48.590 --> 01:02:51.420
Yeah. It's going to work out.
1304
01:02:51.500 --> 01:02:53.860
It's like, what are they called? Whenever you like say
1305
01:02:53.900 --> 01:02:54.619
things in a mirror.
1306
01:02:55.010 --> 01:02:57.630
And you're like, she's giving herself affirmations.
1307
01:02:57.650 --> 01:02:59.909
Affirmations about the relationship. She's like, it's perfect. It's going
1308
01:02:59.929 --> 01:03:01.730
to work out. We are happy. Like she's saying that
1309
01:03:01.750 --> 01:03:02.869
to herself every day.
1310
01:03:03.090 --> 01:03:05.650
Anything Rob wants, I want. Don't let them take your smile.
1311
01:03:05.769 --> 01:03:08.840
We are happy. Don't let anybody take your smile.
1312
01:03:09.360 --> 01:03:12.280
They're trying to rob my smile. Rob, haha, you know.
1313
01:03:14.659 --> 01:03:15.280
I'm crazy.
1314
01:03:15.619 --> 01:03:16.199
We're happy.
1315
01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:18.840
If there's one person that thinks about Sheena, it's me.
1316
01:03:19.340 --> 01:03:19.860
I love her.
1317
01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:21.380
I'm happy she has one person.
1318
01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:24.110
The comedic timing is so funny on that.
1319
01:03:24.969 --> 01:03:26.250
The delusion.
1320
01:03:26.489 --> 01:03:26.869
Huh?
1321
01:03:27.630 --> 01:03:29.800
You know what's sad is we don't see this level
1322
01:03:29.820 --> 01:03:32.500
of delusion on reality TV much anymore because when we
1323
01:03:32.539 --> 01:03:35.840
get delusion, we get really dumb delusion. Like people are dumb.
1324
01:03:35.880 --> 01:03:40.309
Sheena isn't a dumb person. Like she can operate in life.
1325
01:03:41.130 --> 01:03:42.909
She just wants it so bad.
1326
01:03:43.010 --> 01:03:43.630
So bad.
1327
01:03:43.730 --> 01:03:46.250
That's why her audio book was so good because she
1328
01:03:46.289 --> 01:03:48.969
had reflecting grown up, but like she is still delusional
1329
01:03:49.030 --> 01:03:51.280
at heart that she will tell that story in a
1330
01:03:51.320 --> 01:03:53.300
delusional way. And I love that. Yeah.
1331
01:03:53.360 --> 01:03:55.559
She's like her and Kristen are two sides to the
1332
01:03:55.579 --> 01:03:58.800
same coin where Kristen wants something so bad. She's going
1333
01:03:58.820 --> 01:04:01.260
to fucking make it happen.
1334
01:04:01.619 --> 01:04:02.019
Yeah.
1335
01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:04.559
She believes that it's going to work out because she's
1336
01:04:04.619 --> 01:04:05.139
putting the work in.
1337
01:04:05.139 --> 01:04:05.559
Force.
1338
01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:08.579
She wants things so badly to work out, but she's
1339
01:04:08.599 --> 01:04:10.869
like the fates will align. All I have to do
1340
01:04:10.949 --> 01:04:11.510
is be good.
1341
01:04:11.590 --> 01:04:14.190
That. Like Kristen will force it to happen and will
1342
01:04:14.230 --> 01:04:16.590
grip it so tight. Sheena's like gripping it tight. Like, no,
1343
01:04:16.670 --> 01:04:19.809
it's perfect. Because if she acknowledges it's not perfect, it's
1344
01:04:19.829 --> 01:04:20.969
like a damn little break.
1345
01:04:21.210 --> 01:04:23.909
Sheena's holding onto the truck. Kristen's driving the truck.
1346
01:04:24.250 --> 01:04:24.469
Okay.
1347
01:04:24.489 --> 01:04:26.570
And Sheena's like, it will get me where I'm supposed
1348
01:04:26.610 --> 01:04:28.469
to be. And Kristen's like, I'm going to get it
1349
01:04:28.510 --> 01:04:29.409
where it needs to be.
1350
01:04:29.769 --> 01:04:30.170
Yes.
1351
01:04:30.230 --> 01:04:32.510
Two sides of the same coin. Just as crazy.
1352
01:04:33.150 --> 01:04:35.889
So insane. I can't believe we got both of them
1353
01:04:35.969 --> 01:04:37.139
on a TV show together. I'm obsessed.
1354
01:04:38.019 --> 01:04:40.860
So Lisa's like, okay, well, while you think about this
1355
01:04:40.920 --> 01:04:43.300
working out for you, I'm going to go get you
1356
01:04:43.360 --> 01:04:46.420
food because you look disgustingly sickly, girl.
1357
01:04:46.960 --> 01:04:47.739
You got to eat.
1358
01:04:48.119 --> 01:04:51.449
So Lisa goes to find a croissant for Sheena from
1359
01:04:51.510 --> 01:04:54.809
Chef Joe. She's like, Joe, I'm taking the croissant. And
1360
01:04:55.090 --> 01:04:59.170
it's a croissant sandwich, a giant croissant sandwich. It's somebody's lunch.
1361
01:04:59.190 --> 01:04:59.489
It's huge.
1362
01:04:59.550 --> 01:05:01.210
This is not what I ever thought would be served
1363
01:05:01.289 --> 01:05:02.889
at Sir.
1364
01:05:03.159 --> 01:05:05.260
That's a lot of carbs for Sir.
1365
01:05:06.190 --> 01:05:08.639
I wonder if this is a pride only because sandwiches
1366
01:05:08.699 --> 01:05:12.179
are obviously a lot easier to like pump out.
1367
01:05:12.199 --> 01:05:14.500
And we need carbs to absorb some of the alcohol.
1368
01:05:14.539 --> 01:05:16.960
A croissant sandwich? Not what I thought we were going
1369
01:05:16.980 --> 01:05:19.179
to get. It was huge. Huge.
1370
01:05:19.199 --> 01:05:21.469
And, you know, she didn't sing there. She's like, Lisa
1371
01:05:21.869 --> 01:05:22.590
loves me.
1372
01:05:23.170 --> 01:05:26.789
The smile on her face when she gets to sit
1373
01:05:26.809 --> 01:05:29.710
down for 15 minutes, eat that sandwich, and she is
1374
01:05:29.750 --> 01:05:33.260
with her long ass little nails eating french fries. She's like,
1375
01:05:33.320 --> 01:05:35.969
it's so nice that somebody loves me and cares about me.
1376
01:05:37.090 --> 01:05:40.010
Lisa whispers in her ear, 15 minutes or else I
1377
01:05:40.050 --> 01:05:43.309
swear to God you're fucking fired. You skinny little bitch.
1378
01:05:43.570 --> 01:05:47.050
And walks away. But then Katie goes to see Joe
1379
01:05:47.090 --> 01:05:49.539
and she's like, I'm missing a croissant sandwich.
1380
01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:53.460
Incredible. Of course it was Katie's. Of course.
1381
01:05:54.440 --> 01:05:57.980
Okay, so then Brittany, she's overwhelmed. She's the only person
1382
01:05:58.019 --> 01:06:01.099
serving tables in her section. And she's like, Jax, can
1383
01:06:01.119 --> 01:06:03.599
you really quick grab the drinks? And he's like, no.
1384
01:06:03.619 --> 01:06:09.400
That was so insane. You were in the doghouse. And
1385
01:06:09.460 --> 01:06:13.260
you can't help her one iota. You just have to
1386
01:06:13.340 --> 01:06:14.590
pick it up and take it.
1387
01:06:14.599 --> 01:06:18.590
Yeah. But then Sheena also found Rob. Rob's here. And
1388
01:06:18.610 --> 01:06:23.269
they're sitting. And they're all happy. She's like, I can't
1389
01:06:23.309 --> 01:06:25.650
let those girls steal my smile. And then Sandoval comes over.
1390
01:06:25.670 --> 01:06:28.210
And he's like, what's up, Rob? And Sheena's like, I
1391
01:06:28.230 --> 01:06:28.909
got my smiles.
1392
01:06:34.300 --> 01:06:38.179
It's like... Sam was like, cool? Like.
1393
01:06:39.530 --> 01:06:40.730
I got my smile back.
1394
01:06:41.130 --> 01:06:45.519
Didn't know we lost it. Didn't know we lost it.
1395
01:06:45.659 --> 01:06:49.820
Rob doesn't hear her. Rob has tuned her out.
1396
01:06:50.260 --> 01:06:52.119
This is the bad thing is he says it to
1397
01:06:52.139 --> 01:06:55.179
her to placate her. And then she thinks it's their thing.
1398
01:06:55.199 --> 01:06:58.139
And then it's a bit to Sheena and nobody else
1399
01:06:58.199 --> 01:06:58.710
is in on it.
1400
01:06:59.079 --> 01:07:01.480
She's waiting for Rob to turn her way and be like,
1401
01:07:01.519 --> 01:07:02.980
you're right. You do look at that.
1402
01:07:03.000 --> 01:07:04.539
And you look so pretty.
1403
01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:08.389
She's like, I got my smile back. And he goes, Sandoval,
1404
01:07:08.469 --> 01:07:10.989
what's up with you? Turns back to Sheena.
1405
01:07:11.650 --> 01:07:16.170
I don't get their relationship. He wants anything but her.
1406
01:07:16.190 --> 01:07:18.269
Does he know he doesn't have to date her?
1407
01:07:18.289 --> 01:07:20.199
You don't have to be here.
1408
01:07:20.659 --> 01:07:25.599
Okay, does Rob know? Does Katie know? Does Brittany know? Yeah.
1409
01:07:25.619 --> 01:07:27.719
Do all these people know that they don't have to
1410
01:07:27.739 --> 01:07:28.599
date the people they're with?
1411
01:07:29.570 --> 01:07:31.750
And this is going to make me end up defending Rob.
1412
01:07:31.829 --> 01:07:34.309
Like the rest of those people like have their spots
1413
01:07:34.409 --> 01:07:36.670
on this show, whether they're in the relationship or not.
1414
01:07:36.710 --> 01:07:38.610
If Rob wants to be on this TV show, he
1415
01:07:38.630 --> 01:07:41.469
does have to date Sheena. That's the one reason to
1416
01:07:41.510 --> 01:07:43.780
be here. But then I'm like, you're not even giving
1417
01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:44.920
anything to the camera.
1418
01:07:44.940 --> 01:07:48.940
You're not even trying, dude. Like I need to see
1419
01:07:48.980 --> 01:07:51.340
them when there is no camera to see if this
1420
01:07:51.420 --> 01:07:56.469
is really how they act. If Rob's just like self-conscious. Yeah.
1421
01:07:57.400 --> 01:07:57.960
I don't know.
1422
01:07:57.980 --> 01:08:00.920
I got my smile back. Rob zero.
1423
01:08:01.300 --> 01:08:04.780
Meanwhile, like the music's blaring. It's been the longest fucking day.
1424
01:08:04.900 --> 01:08:08.340
Can you imagine? Oh, you didn't hear me. I got
1425
01:08:08.389 --> 01:08:09.789
my smile back.
1426
01:08:09.889 --> 01:08:13.730
So her comedic timing is ridiculous.
1427
01:08:13.769 --> 01:08:15.110
She's wearing that fuck ass hat.
1428
01:08:15.130 --> 01:08:20.529
She's like, yay. Do you see it? Oh, that was
1429
01:08:20.569 --> 01:08:24.079
the funniest thing. Okay. So then we go to the
1430
01:08:24.180 --> 01:08:27.960
back of surf. Jax and Brittany talk about how she
1431
01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:32.960
worked so hard and she made $ 576. Yeah, girl. And
1432
01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:35.659
Jax is like, cool, can we go now? And she's like,
1433
01:08:36.060 --> 01:08:39.739
I'm trying to close out, calm down. And Brittany tells
1434
01:08:39.819 --> 01:08:42.199
us she thinks Jax is just such a charmer and
1435
01:08:42.229 --> 01:08:43.250
that he still loves her.
1436
01:08:43.869 --> 01:08:47.409
I'm like, where was the charming anything? He wouldn't help
1437
01:08:47.449 --> 01:08:50.329
you with your section. He was like annoyed he had
1438
01:08:50.369 --> 01:08:53.189
to help you wrap up your shift so you could
1439
01:08:53.229 --> 01:08:55.350
get home sooner, even though that's exactly what he wanted.
1440
01:08:55.689 --> 01:08:57.800
This love never needs to come near me. Thank you
1441
01:08:57.880 --> 01:08:58.439
so much.
1442
01:08:58.720 --> 01:08:59.090
No.
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01:08:59.579 --> 01:09:02.880
Then we go to pump where James finds Lala at
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01:09:02.920 --> 01:09:06.939
the bar and he's like, Hey, I guess I'm going
1445
01:09:06.970 --> 01:09:10.689
to see you again. And Lala tells him that she
1446
01:09:10.729 --> 01:09:14.050
loves him. They're dear friends, but he cannot speak to
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01:09:14.109 --> 01:09:18.010
her the way he did. And James is like, I'm sorry.
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01:09:18.510 --> 01:09:22.210
I'm sorry. And Lala's like, I question if I'm safe
1449
01:09:22.229 --> 01:09:24.869
with you. And he goes, no, Lala, you're safe. I
1450
01:09:24.909 --> 01:09:26.050
won't talk about your man anymore.
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01:09:26.090 --> 01:09:28.810
I'm sorry. It's crazy that Lala is the only one
1452
01:09:28.850 --> 01:09:32.760
holding somebody accountable this episode. And it's with a friendship. Hello.
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01:09:32.770 --> 01:09:36.800
Hello. These men are, we are in hell.
1454
01:09:36.819 --> 01:09:40.020
No, but like James won't pull this type of shit
1455
01:09:40.060 --> 01:09:42.479
with her often. Like Lala does mean business. She's the
1456
01:09:42.659 --> 01:09:45.180
only one who's standing on business at this point. Yeah.
1457
01:09:45.239 --> 01:09:48.310
Shout out Lala. Okay, then we go to Jax and
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01:09:48.340 --> 01:09:51.020
Brittany's apartment. Katie and Kristen are here. They're here to
1459
01:09:51.500 --> 01:09:54.619
visit Brittany. Jax is also around, but he's not going
1460
01:09:54.640 --> 01:09:57.399
to hang out with the girls. No way. And Kristen
1461
01:09:57.420 --> 01:10:00.359
says Brittany is the best thing to happen in the group.
1462
01:10:00.880 --> 01:10:04.619
And she refuses to let Jax bring her down. And
1463
01:10:04.680 --> 01:10:07.880
so as Jax is walking away from the ladies, someone
1464
01:10:07.920 --> 01:10:11.899
else walks into their apartment right past Jax, who does
1465
01:10:11.939 --> 01:10:13.699
not recognize her at first.
1466
01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:17.750
He literally is like, what's going on? And then he's like,
1467
01:10:18.649 --> 01:10:21.689
it's Sherry. His nightmare.
1468
01:10:21.750 --> 01:10:26.720
If you didn't know this, he is terrified. He hates Sherry.
1469
01:10:27.159 --> 01:10:27.899
He hates her.
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01:10:28.159 --> 01:10:30.939
Somewhat rightfully. I hate to defend Jax, but remember last
1471
01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:33.479
season when Sherry was like, you kissed a man. We
1472
01:10:33.500 --> 01:10:36.649
don't do those homophobic or like, we, we don't do that.
1473
01:10:36.659 --> 01:10:37.350
Yeah.
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01:10:37.569 --> 01:10:43.340
Like, She's a wild card, whether Jax deserves it or not.
1475
01:10:43.359 --> 01:10:45.640
It's like, oh, fuck. What is about to go down?
1476
01:10:45.659 --> 01:10:49.119
Let me tell you, Kristen and Sherry together. That is
1477
01:10:49.199 --> 01:10:50.439
Jax's nightmare.
1478
01:10:50.560 --> 01:10:52.449
Oh, my God.
1479
01:10:53.130 --> 01:10:57.569
Yeah, I love his face at the end when he's like, oh, Sherry. OK,
1480
01:10:58.630 --> 01:11:03.090
so next time on Vanderpump Rules, Sherry is devastated that
1481
01:11:03.390 --> 01:11:06.439
Jax cheated on Brittany. Jax needs to make it up
1482
01:11:06.539 --> 01:11:09.470
to Brittany's family. Lala and Katie have a lunch and
1483
01:11:09.529 --> 01:11:13.329
talk about Sheena. Lala yells at Schwartz, and then Sheena
1484
01:11:13.390 --> 01:11:16.430
also gets into it. And then Logan's telling people that
1485
01:11:16.470 --> 01:11:17.949
him and James are hooking up.
1486
01:11:19.229 --> 01:11:20.960
Lot's going to go down.
1487
01:11:21.279 --> 01:11:25.239
Okay, now we do our bit called Accepted and Blocked, where,
1488
01:11:25.340 --> 01:11:28.600
if you forgot, we accept one person onto our feed
1489
01:11:28.680 --> 01:11:31.279
for another week, and then we block one person from
1490
01:11:31.319 --> 01:11:34.380
our feed because we cannot handle them anymore. So it
1491
01:11:34.439 --> 01:11:38.449
is odd numbers, Meredith. What would you like to do?
1492
01:11:40.130 --> 01:11:40.590
Let's do.
1493
01:11:40.770 --> 01:11:42.109
You have so many options.
1494
01:11:42.890 --> 01:11:47.909
I know. To be honest, let's do blocked. Okay. And
1495
01:11:47.949 --> 01:11:49.949
I have to give it to Schwartz because what the
1496
01:11:50.069 --> 01:11:53.229
fuck was that? When you should be partying, you're not
1497
01:11:53.289 --> 01:11:57.819
going to, but when you aren't supposed to, you're... What?
1498
01:11:58.079 --> 01:12:01.779
Give me a good pride at least. I'm going to
1499
01:12:01.800 --> 01:12:02.859
give it to Jax.
1500
01:12:03.100 --> 01:12:06.470
Not because he was like, bad specifically this episode but
1501
01:12:06.489 --> 01:12:09.729
because he's always kind of stupid but also him turning
1502
01:12:09.770 --> 01:12:12.050
to billy being like i know what you've been through
1503
01:12:12.170 --> 01:12:16.020
that was that was some like midwestern dad shit that
1504
01:12:16.060 --> 01:12:17.760
like oh my.
1505
01:12:17.439 --> 01:12:19.899
God so true and the fact that he couldn't even
1506
01:12:19.939 --> 01:12:21.680
run one drink he's like i don't even like being
1507
01:12:21.720 --> 01:12:23.100
a bartender.
1508
01:12:22.460 --> 01:12:25.960
Can we go home can we go home now okay
1509
01:12:26.000 --> 01:12:30.439
such a charmer who are you accepting this is tough
1510
01:12:30.479 --> 01:12:34.979
because no one's doing it for me At all.
1511
01:12:36.020 --> 01:12:37.420
You can go first because I know who you're going
1512
01:12:37.439 --> 01:12:37.840
to pick.
1513
01:12:38.119 --> 01:12:39.739
I'm picking Sheena.
1514
01:12:40.270 --> 01:12:40.970
Yeah.
1515
01:12:41.189 --> 01:12:44.449
I'm picking Sheena. She had me cracking up this episode.
1516
01:12:44.810 --> 01:12:47.850
You know what? I wish I could live as delusional
1517
01:12:47.909 --> 01:12:50.069
as Sheena. Like, I wish I had that power.
1518
01:12:50.090 --> 01:12:51.550
I don't want that.
1519
01:12:51.989 --> 01:12:56.659
Like, she probably never gets, like, a nervous day after
1520
01:12:56.720 --> 01:12:59.159
when she's hungover. Like, she never gets anxiety.
1521
01:12:59.220 --> 01:13:02.140
I think that stuff still happens. I think she just.
1522
01:13:02.779 --> 01:13:03.340
Hides it.
1523
01:13:03.729 --> 01:13:06.430
Has her mantras in the mirror. Nobody's going to take
1524
01:13:06.489 --> 01:13:07.189
my smile.
1525
01:13:08.489 --> 01:13:12.270
I got my smile back. That was so her comedic
1526
01:13:12.310 --> 01:13:15.840
timing is nuts. And I'm obsessed with her. Okay.
1527
01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:18.100
This I'm going to have to give it to Kristen
1528
01:13:18.300 --> 01:13:23.939
because she's the only one on Jax's neck. Yeah. And
1529
01:13:24.090 --> 01:13:26.810
she is never going to let him live this shit down.
1530
01:13:26.890 --> 01:13:31.569
And she just flew in the main weapon against him. Sherry.
1531
01:13:31.970 --> 01:13:36.170
And isn't it ironic that she once cheated with Jax
1532
01:13:36.789 --> 01:13:41.829
both on her best friend and her boyfriend's best friend.
1533
01:13:41.850 --> 01:13:42.630
You know, you get it.
1534
01:13:43.029 --> 01:13:45.399
I've thought about this for years. I think the reason
1535
01:13:45.500 --> 01:13:48.060
Kristen doesn't get off Jax's neck, and this is kind
1536
01:13:48.100 --> 01:13:51.229
of a spoiler, for the rest of life is because of...
1537
01:13:53.500 --> 01:13:56.340
Jax like kind of got away with it. Like everybody
1538
01:13:56.359 --> 01:13:58.159
accepted him in back into the friend group. There was
1539
01:13:58.220 --> 01:14:01.739
no issues in that season. Kristen didn't. She had a grovel.
1540
01:14:02.020 --> 01:14:04.010
So I think she always has this pit in her
1541
01:14:04.060 --> 01:14:07.710
stomach of anything Jax and rightfully so. Yeah.
1542
01:14:07.829 --> 01:14:09.949
Hell yeah. I love a woman scorned.
1543
01:14:10.649 --> 01:14:13.289
Yeah. And Kristen is that. Okay.
1544
01:14:13.369 --> 01:14:17.369
Great episode. Mostly due to Sheena. Absolutely hysterical. Couldn't make
1545
01:14:17.390 --> 01:14:20.529
me laugh more. It's our namesake. Always a good episode.
1546
01:14:20.569 --> 01:14:24.810
Shout out James. We're obviously doing all the seasons we've
1547
01:14:24.850 --> 01:14:26.550
never done. So just bear with us.
1548
01:14:26.930 --> 01:14:28.329
It's okay. We're going to get through this and then
1549
01:14:28.350 --> 01:14:29.390
we'll only have one more.
1550
01:14:29.409 --> 01:14:32.109
We're going to do it. But yeah, so far so good.
1551
01:14:32.270 --> 01:14:33.729
Do all the things I mentioned at the beginning of
1552
01:14:33.770 --> 01:14:35.489
the episode. And with that, love ya.
1553
01:14:36.050 --> 01:14:37.289
Thanks for joining. Bye.