Eddie Is Still Crying, The Cowboys Are Done, and The Longhorns Are Kind Of Back

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Speaker 1: There it is. Well, I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything. No ears, I don't hear anything an nothing. Did he turn them all the way down? All of them? If you wish up? Hello? Hello, Hello, dude? What did he do to this room? Do you want me turn the light off? Hell? Did he do? It's so annoying? Program? Yeah, yeah, tried. I hear a little bit. I hear nothing. I hear a little bit of you. I hear is it registering, Yeah, it's registering. But it's just it's just the headphone. Check the headphones. It's just the main knob up there, right, check that still a little bit check check check check check check check. Still don't hear enohing fantastic? Are you plugged in? Check? Check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check. Nothing, there's nothing anymore. Why are you doing that? Check check check? Well? I plug in there every time. I don't hear anything. There's nothing. There's nothing. I hear it, but I hear a hum and ship I hear that. I hear nothing. I don't know what the hell what he and Dick did? They're in q coach, coach, they're in cube. That doesn't matter if it look oh there it is not here. Alright, turn it down, turn it down. It's really loud. Turn it down. Turn it down, down, down, down, down down, turn it down. All right, let's freaking go turn it down a little. It's really loud. Dude. Check check check check check check check check check check check. Keep going, keep going, keep turned down down down down down down down down down down down down down down. I'm going down down baby, Now that's part. That's good. Now I can check check. All right, let's go leave all this in. Now there you go perfect? Thank you? Oh my god, alright, I got We're good. You were right. I told you leave it all in, leave it all in. Let's go. Come on. All right, well, at least I lost the perfect game already. I don't have to worry about that thing. Alright, let's go. What page is it even on? Sore losers? I mean you were gone one day, got it? What the hell did you do to my page? You have the most unorganized life in the world I've ever seen. It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass, and they became the dumbass tree of the end Arnold, I'm gonna do it myself. Why don't you go to Vanderbilt and find yourself a girl that will date you? What's that? I don't give a crap. You go talk to the women, try and introduce yourself. I'm gonna do it. I'll do it live. Oh the one, two, three losers? What up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll into the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up everyone? I'm Eddie and I know the least about sports, but I'm gonna average sports fingers, sports watcher, dunna, who's who's don't know? What's whats? Y'all? It says, and I'm from the North Alpha male, live on the West Side with Bazer. She's recovering from historrectory his directing me surgery, lost the perfect game, and she's doing well. Thank you, guys very much for reaching out and being so wee boys over to you. You guys want to start college? You want to start NFL? You want to start where I was wrong? What do you want? Where do you want to start? I don't even want to be here. Colin cowhard, Colin was wrong where Colin was right. Of course, he steals segments, coach, it's all he does. Watch other people's crap. Oh my god, No, I have to come on here because I said two things and I was wrong on two things. Go ahead, just start with that. Can we start with me? I have one one take the one reason I'm not going to do a sports on TV. They're dressed in monkey suits three piece. I mean, why would anybody ever wake up to a job that they have to wear that kind of a suit every single day? And why do they have to wear that to talk football? Why don't they wear like put a T shirt on in some shorts. They did that last night, right, they didn't wake up super early to wear that. No, no, that's right now, that's not live. But you realize every one of these guys has at least thirty suits that they probably have to more than that. You have to. That's a nightmare. That's terrible. I'm sitting here in the same hood for a month. Well, that's why we're not on TV. And that's a good point, because these no one cares if they wear suits or not like we do. If they came in in a jumpsuit in sweatpants, we would just let watch it the same way authority listen to them. So what game you want to talk about? First? What do you guys want to talk about? I don't want talk about shit, I really don't, Okay, So we'll talk about the Cowboys season being over, and and the and the state of Texas. Did we little? Did we know that an entire sports belief system in the city of the state of Texas can be done in a weekend. Yours and dak hurt. They will not win for the next month. There will be no wins in Texas. The other schools don't matter. You don't think Texas University of Texas isn't gonna win. They're gonna they'll beat UTSA. They're gonna lose the next month. Here's the problem with you. Ut They had a tough game, unbelievable game against Alabama, played their hearts out, and now their schedule gets harder and they don't have a quarterback. Their schedule gets harder. They played Alaba Emma, but now they have to face the U T s A. I feel I feel bad for the boys. I feel bad for the boys down in the forty acres. I feel so bad. No, I don't feel bad for the boys on the two one. Oh, we are gonna bring the heat. What game did you guys watch the most of college wise college The game of the week was Texas Alabama. Texas Alabama. But I thought it was boring. You are out of your mind just because there was You were You're stupid, like like, Alabama has a chance to lose, and you thought that was boring. What was boring about it? That would have been cool if they lost, but they didn't lose, but that you had to wait till the very end to realize that they're not gonna win. We had a bad They all like they almost lost the damn game. It was the last drive where they told you, hey, we are Alabama. We will win, dude, they we Alabama was playing the backup quarterback on a bad leg. That was Alabama was whoever they were playing against him? They were playing against dude. When yours went down, it was just like, oh my gosh, I'm watching this guy that's not even good enough to start in practice, much less playing a game against He did though, he's actually really good, but he was hobbling around and that's the time. That was such a gutsy performance by Hudson card he was he was awesome, but injury he couldn't even plant on his back foot and he would still take off trying to scramble. He did everything he could on one leg. I thought he played his heart out. He played his heart nut, he played his nuts out. But the question is, at the end of the day, if Alabama would have lost, that had been a great game. But they didn't lose. So if you really break that game was so just boring because it was awesome. He only like offense. I like when the when the running back broke on for eight, I was like, this is badass, this is football, baby. You really loved A thirteen. The thirteen. I mean it was like you don't like any defense, so you like a fight when there's like forty knockdowns, but they make it to the very end, like you don't want to fight where they're just like, oh my gosh, they keep killing killing each other, but no one's going down. They're all bloody faith but no one's going down. It's bo back and back back that it was back to back the whole time. But it was back and forth, back and forth. It was, but he played excellent. But the main quarterback going out that kind of took away from it. But it didn't change anything. Didn't change anything, which is which tell me, I mean U l s had that much of an effect on Alabama already. Well, they don't have the best players anymore. Here's the thing, Gary Patterson, and you can tell me, Gary Patterson's not running the Texas defense. He's just a special assistant. He's running that defense. He's the old TCU coach. He's known for defense. They brought him on board because their defense was not very good, and they say he's a special assistant head coach. Whatever a k. He's running the defense. He had a scheme drawn up, and I thought texas Is defensive line was dominating because Bryce Young was all over the place. He was getting They were in his freaking nuts all day. They dominated the defensive line. They were knocking the offensive line back, they were blitzing. They couldn't pick up the blitzes. Alabama was having all kinds of trouble and they were on the ropes. Texas us the game by having three I think they had three trips inside the red zone and they got a field goal or two field goals. I mean, at some point, do you have to say, Sark, you have to have nuts and go for it on fourth and two from the three yard line or fourth and goal from the three yard Do you at some point I have to say, you know what, go for it? Like you're playing against Alabama. Why are you playing scared? Because we remember when you make your risks in Vegas, do you usually you have some booze in you or do you play totally sober? Craps and black Jacks usually have booze. That's what I'm saying. I mean that's when you make the coaches are stone cold sober. Sure, Sark, sorry for the reference. He used to drink during halftime. He got his life cleaned up and he's sober now. If he was still drinking, he would have gone for it. He used to put down some beers at halftime, go out in the second half, and then he would go for every single one when he was at us. Also, your defense is playing out of its mind. So if you go for it on the three or four or five yard line, whatever, hey, guess what. Your defense has been stopping him all day. Why wouldn't they stop him again when they went for the kick and it got blocked or whatever is that you're talking about, Well, they missed a kid. Why they settled for a couple of field goals, and safety absolutely at them. I mean talk about the penalties. I love the penalties that helped the quarterback. Now the penalty had just absolutely made the game terrible, but they corrected it and it wasn't a penalty. They didn't call a penalty, right, But it's not been a safety Why because he was down in the inside, He wasn't down, he never touched down. Wasn't it ground? Or did wasn't it ground? You could you could have called intentional ground safety. But if you look at the replay when he throws it number two or twelve, is that like the four yard line and that's the direction he throws it, But it hits a ut guy's helmet but doesn't have to get past the line of scrimmin But if it gets deflected, it doesn't have to I didn't dig that deep lunch box went to rep school. No, I'm not saying. I'm saying you could have called intentional grounding and I would have had no problem with it, But at the same time, they didn't call intentional grounding first because they thought he was already down. They did think he was down, that's why they called the roughing. Then they reviewed it and they said, oh, he wasn't down, but there is no targeting, so you can't go back and call intentional grounding. But that's not where they lost the game. So the rest got it right. Yeah, well, I mean they could have called intentional grounding either way. If they would have called intentional grounding and safety that he got two points, I would have said, Okay, I get it. But if they don't call it, I say I get it. But UT played amazing. They played great. It was their defense. I mean, their offense wasn't amazing. No, but Alabama's defense is good. And Robbinson's hurt too. I think he has something, but that's all. He not finished the game. Now he did, but you know, injuries happened the next day. I have never but here's I saw it on the internet. It's a positive sign for UT. It was a positive sign for UT and maybe Alabama. But here's the thing. Alabama played their worst game and that's still one that's impressive. Did you Alabama C minus, Texas a plus, but Alabama still wins. Did you tweet that? I don't know, read some today, but that's the thing. And then I see U T fans celebrating like they won the national championship. Still te fans all online, Oh my god, we are back. They're proud, They're proud of their team, and they should be proud of they should be. But then there's the one guy, Caleb Martinez. I mean, I have never seen a dumber take in my life. Who is that? He's someone on our Facebook page, losers facebook page before the game, Before the game he put up there. He goes lunch boxes. Such an idiot. He doesn't know sports Texas goal is not to win a national title. It's to win the Big Twelve. So this game means nothing to them. Sense. That's absolutely the dumbest take ever. You are the richest sports program in all of the country, Caleb, is the University of Texas, and you think your goal is only to win a Big twelve title. That means your program has dropped significantly. If that's all you're worried about is winning a Big twelve title, your goal is a un the University of Texas, the Longhorns. Here is to win a national title. So to say that that game before before they money than Notre Dame. They their goal every year is to be in the national title in the playoffs. Their goal is not just a Big twelve title. To say that is sad. That is setting expectations way too low. And as a ute bands addressing one comment in a podcast, I'm not really like, not no one else is saying that other than that, dude, Hey guys, if you want to get on the podcast, just say comments like really like no one else. I haven't heard anyone else say that, and that's when. But I also saw so many it was a positive step for Texas. It was a step in the right direction. Should be proud. Yours looked great, right, they're proud now. But but now my questions my question, Well, okay, it didn't result in a win then, but they're building on something. You know what that did? It didn't lose them any recruits because let's say they get blown out by Alabama and there's people thinking, do I want to go to Texas or Alabama? Leaning Texas but they get blown out by Alabama, you know what, I'm gonna go to Alabama. Now they look at like, damn. Okay, maybe this coach of staff's got something going. Maybe I still want to go to ut and can build on what they had. Here's the problem with yours. I don't know how long he's gonna be out. He's out four to six. Okay, you need to do some prep before the show. So I sent it to you. You You didn't see no, let me see no. No, you didn't do any prep. And here here, Uh, what was I gonna say yours? Alabama? Is this the first time in our lifetimes Alabama has not had any receivers? Dude, those guys are fumble fingers? How many dropped passes? Did they have a lot? What did you do? Eddie? Minus twenty one or plus twenty one? Miserable? If it was the whole game? And and this is the stupid I kept loading up. I kept loading up on the live. Why Why was I drunk? But because Alabama looked like okay, But watched the game, it was like, this is never gonna be a blowout. I didn't think it was a blowout. I went down to minus two two. Yes, you should have won. They won by one. Sorry I didn't check the finnal box. We should do some research. Do some research when you live. Yeah, dude, I didn't. I didn't think it was gonna be a blowout. But I'm like, oh okay, I mean at some point Alabama is just going to take advantage of this hurt quarterback and take advantage of that. The backup is pretty good. He know he was going to be that, but so he still didn't do much. He ets couldn't do anything correct. The ut defense played awesome, awesome, it was. It was a fun, entertaining game to watching. Turn it off. It just seemed it was just slow going. It's how you start your Saturday. I always wanted upbeat boom. I got game day on and then I realized Corso is probably gonna be off after this. They rotated Eddie. Did you watch it a little? So they now have what's the dude that wearing a belt buckle and teas? No, no, no, no, he's wearing goal he's wearing to change, he's wearing sunglasses. The dude looks like Pitbull amongst all those other guys who are legit like sports guys. He's good though, That's why he signed it. But he didn't know what he was talking about dude. He's really funny. He's an NFL dude. He's not there to shoot the facts everybody. He's entertaining. He brings a different audience. But but yes, exactly, and the courso though, I mean, after the first segment they rotated him out. You didn't see him for another hour they did. I was wondering how they did it. They started the show, it was McAfee Corsos over there. Then next segment they come back. What happened to course, he disappeared. They they it's a good thing they did that because and then they watched the light before. It's hard to watch with Corso. He used to be amazing and funny and now it is just cringe worthy and awkward. And it's not his fault. He's older, and you know, things happen. But as a what are you talking? I know coach, he doesn't put his thoughts together. Get the guy will agree with him, and he'll be like, not so fast. But he'll say the same pick as the guy. But usually you say not so Fastivate's opposite. That's what I'm saying. He's not all there all. My wife said she loves him on the show. She doesn't even know who he is, but she wants more on the show. But no, you don't want him anymore. Like they rotated awkward to so they had. I mean Bear doesn't know how to do a question. He was he was interviewing the head coach of Texas. Yeah, Bear is so smart. He's just like a numbers guy. You know you're looking at You've never seen the damn you wake up that early on Saturday. Do you understand I'm listening to your story about him interview the coach. So I'm sitting here going, yes, okay, but I know basketballs can coach. His name must Champ. No, it's the bald Beard Beard smart. So Beard boy goes, Bear goes, yeah, so Texas man, they're great. They're always seven and oh against the spread at home though, they're always gonna be one and two. And then he goes, yeah, Beard, and Beard goes, was there a question and anything? You just said? I mean Bear doesn't know how to interview people. That's yeah, what does Bear? What does Bear do? Like all computer with her headset? A producer like me? But then he became a numbers guy and he became an expert behind the scenes. It was an expert. He just has three picks, but he started hitting him off air and they're like, oh my gosh, this guy is amazing at betting. We should do a segment where he hits these picks. And so now that's grown to now he interviews coaches with the segment that he did with McAfee, but you got Pollock in there. Then they had this one lady. She was inner. She was doing. Her job was to do the Vall Walk or whatever it's called for Texas. Now he watched the whole thing. I was doing nothing. So he's doing the Vall Walk. You watched from six to ten. It's eight to eleven, so he's doing the at Texas. Okay, what's the Vall Walk? What is it? Well, I don't know what you're talking about. When the players walk into the stadium, what's it called? The actual players with the entrance in Knoxville, it's called the Vall Walk, So when they walk in, and when in Georgie is probably called the dog walk. Huh. So it's probably the stampede. Okay, I don't know the name for it. But they're doing the Vall Walk, okay, And they have this lady interviewing the trying. She's trying to talk about the players, but she's going about two miles an hour. She's doing a great job, but they didn't give her enough to talk about. So Eddie, what would you if you're just from the hip, Like, if you're trying to say to talk about stuff, what what is it that you're gonna talk about? Are you gonna say how the players are dressed? Or what are you? What are you gonna talk about if you're walking with the players? Like the vibe, but what you feel say? But they just like they gave her nothing to work with except for the suits are really expensive and their coach paid from all or they're one of their players. Somebody paid for all these million dollar suits for these players. So she's walking two miles an hour, so all the players have to walk around her. She got to make yours like, um, what is this awkward lady doing? He walks in front of her. Then another person She's like, yeah, their suits are really expensive. Man, if you look at that, Wow, that is an expensive suit. And then she goes, whoa look at that suit. She had nothing to talk about, but they gave her a segment of five minutes as a segment producer and they're like, there you go, Sweetie slapped her on. They asked to walk with the players with no material tough and she and interview the players. No, she couldn't talk to him so justly and but then the players had to walk around her. But he dk R was rocking rock. Do you see those people get there? You were watching, so you see those people get there, like seven in the morning, and then Rhese Davis. The line goes a mile and a half down the road. I mean, I've been there before. That looks like two blocks. Yeah, it's not even to a main road. Yet, it's still on campus. It's still right there. Let's and a half would have been at the old radio building exactly. You're just six s three. You're just by the nursing department. It's not a big deal. That's just where the psychology building. But is that for real? If you're a student, you just line up and then you get it's it's g A AN E C. They have G A TIC. There's a certain section. Why would you not go into a suite? Right? The general admissions. There's a certain section that's general admission. The booster. You get to pick your damn seat in all the play booster comes to a seat and there's a bunch of college kids doing beer funnels. There were no rich boosters waiting in line at seven. So yeah, I mean it was a good game entertaining. Yeah. Then you drive down the road and one of the most embarrassing losses of the weekend San Marcus College station. Oh that's up the road, Sideways, that's east, So you're down the road. Arnold, fix that, head head over east. It doesn't matter down the road. When when when someone lives next to you, they live down the road from you, you don't say they live east of me, they live Caddy corner. If for their next year they live down the door, let's say they live five houses down. You say they live down the street. You don't say they live east or west. Dude, I had a check whenever we went to Dallas from Austin. Should go, hey, do you want to go down to Dallas this weekend? Is it down or up to Dallas? It's up exactly what you by your logic, you just said no. But if you're saying down the street, I'm not saying I was not what you mean geographically correct. I was saying down the road. You drive down the road to get to college station up the road. Oh my god, it's across the road right to get the broadway from here? Which guy, which way is down the road? Who cares broadways down the road? It's east to hear. Appalachian State beats Texas A and M. Okay, did you watch the game? I did watch the game. Watch that game? Watched What were you looking? I watched the fourth quarter when app State is in the game, I turn it on. I'm like, I want to see if this is about to happen. Unbelievable, A and M. Where did you find it? SEC network? Sun Belt Network, SEC Network. I believe ESPN plus pack got the number one recruiting class in the country. Oh my god, A and M. Here we come, baby, you better be ready. We paid Jimbo Fish your ten million a year and we can't even beat app State four million. Embarrassing sun good Sunbelt made four million. Three teams I don't remember them. I'll tell you who they were. I have an embarrassing ESPN plus story. That's a D I will tell you the three. Marshall beat Notre Dame, ab State beat Texas A and M. And Georgia Southern beat Nebraska and got Scott Frost fired. He's done, done, fired, gone, he said. Georgia's state one, Georgia Southern. They so, I just don't understand and them, how embarrassing of a loss for you, dude? And there was some footage two minutes they did. It was a too minute clip online. Did you see it? They do some what does the aggies do? The gig him? But the night before, Oh, it's called the yell practice. Yeah, yell practice. They're doing yell practice. And this dude just goes in on. Man, West Virginia a bunch of rednecks. Man, all those kids, yet I don't even know how they got into school. A bunch of rednecks. You think those rednecks are gonna know how to play football? Well, they weren't playing West Virginia. They were playing Applashington State and they're from Boone, Carolina. But it was in the same city, Virginia, same state. West Virginia is in Virginia, but it was Washington State is in North Carolina. New to me. I thought it was in Virginia, Okay, and they're going Appalachian I don't know. I went on wikipedie and I don't think it's a state. So they went in on him on two for two minutes and then they lose the game. But here's another thing. I think it's funny. How is app watching the state not done get in the top twenty five after they win first game they played well as well. Yeah, they lost to North Carolina. But here it's funny because Florida beat number seven Utah last week the first week of the season. They weren't ranked boat raised by Kentuck and they dropped. They jumped all the way to number twelve. Okay. So app State goes on the road and beats number six Texas A and M and they don't getting the pool the polls. Texas lost and they jumped in the top twenty five, which they played close. It's all about acuteness. They be the number six team in the country and they don't get in the top twenty five. Texas lost by one point to the number one team in the Okay difference, what's more impressive winning the game against the top ten team are losing against the top ten team? What's the future look like? Though? Hey, and I know I don't care about the future. I know We don't do any research, but I want to know the last time Album lost in regular season game. We haven't seen it in years. A regular season game or against a nonconference regular season they've lost regular season recently, they lost. They undefeated last year, they weren't. They weren't. They beat Georgia regular season and lost him in the finals. They didn't go. But I'm saying they lost. They always lose one, and they lost to A and M. They've lost to Auburn. I mean, I don't know their non conference they usually kill everybody. I think it's like fifty six last year. I don't know what late year was. But I'm just football. Don't worry, and I'm still in the top twenty five. Yeah, after playing a shitty game against Sam Eason State and then losing the App State, they're still But don't worry. You'll keep him in the top twenty five. State beat your ass and they don't get in the top twenty. But you gotta be careful with putting app State in the top twenty five. They're taking college game Day there this weekend. No they're not. Who are they playing Troy exactly? That's stupid that there's a there's bear. They're sending bear. They have to be sending bear. They can't be sent in the Big Four over to app State. There's no way in hell Big five now? Is there any is? Are there any other crazy games going on there? It must be the worst because crappy season, crappy week of college football. I get it, but there's no way that they would pick app State over any other big game goes. Let me see if they're I mean, I don't even know if there's that to hear my embarrassing ESPNS plus guys, So we me and Bazer did we? We lost? I did a massive parlay. We lose the first one the Obama Texas minus one. My buddy Ross has been wrong now for two weeks in a row. Usually he's money. He told me ole Miss over the first week they weren't even close, and then he told me Alabama minds twenty one, not even close, so not even Yeah, he's been put on notice. But by ESPN Plus, we had a parlay set up that night. Okay, the only thing that last bet we needed to hit was ole Miss and guys were watching on ESPN Plus. It's a fine feed you got like college announcers doing it old miss, I don't even know who they're playing. Small school. They're trying to college stud and announcers. Yes, we're trying to get over sixty eight. Well, apparently at some point ESPN Plus just turns off the cameras because they instead of going from the field view, they went up in the press box, so you couldn't You couldn't really see the play. You're almost from about you used to be the normal TV angle. We went to about fifty yards out, so we're watching a game that looks like review tape from a practice. The cameras on ESPN Plus literally just jump out and don't rotate back. But aren't you gratefully you got to see the game? Dude, I'm I couldn't even take five years ago. You would have never seen the game. You know, it was like he was watching five years ago because you couldn't see him. Dude, when when we won the bat basically, oh my gosh, she scored touchdown, Like, honestly, I can't tell you if he did. It's close to the two yard line. I don't know. That's how you win to finished a bet on ESPN. I mean, this weekend you got Penn State in Auburn, b y U and Oregon and Michigan State at Washington and Miami at Texas A and M. Those are the big game. Should be good. Yeah, those are the big games. But they're going to Carolina. They've announced that. Well, maybe an injury caused him to go to a different city. Maybe it was a Texas thing. Oh, they can't go to Texas two weeks in a row. Yeah, maybe that's why they're not going to go to A and M. Because they just lost the App States. They're gonna go give App states some of I don't know, but it was actually an entertaining For as much as I don't enjoy college football that much, I watched college football this weekend. It was pretty damn good. Kentucky was good. Text with my buddy we were already the parley was Dunzie and I go, hey, Kentucky is a bad team. That Will Myers. He's a big boy Josh Allen style. He's learning the quarterback position. You texted him this morning about that and no the day of but I said, you need you need to need to bet Kentucky. I tried to tell him he was going Florida minor six and Florida's got you're talking about Will Levice, right, not Myers. Yeah, same thing. Will Meyer plays baseball, the same thing, but the quarterback an a R fifteen. Yeah, No, he didn't say that anymore, so that's not his name anymore. But I'm telling Anthony Richardson, Yeah, he quit because Armatt. They ain't there anymore, not because of being politically correct. The arm isn't what it used to be. He's no longer got an A R fift. He had a bad I mean, we had people over, so I was kind of watching it with one eye. But how did he do? He just didn't do what ever? Watched the game with one eye? Coach. I was trying. I was trying to listen to the conversation. What do people with Patris do? They do it all the time. That's true, my cousin, you got shot with a BB gun left eye. He only has one eye. He watches all football gamest one eye. I mean, I mean Kentucky was just waving Chester day chest Day watches TV sideways like he watches it out of the corner of his eyes. What the hell. I don't know why he's done it since he was a kid. The weirdest thing I've ever seen. I've ever read that about depression. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah? Yeah, sometimes when you're do he don't. If he's had a party, he still finds a couch or he'll stand and I don't know. Maybe because the beard is so big it's in the way. No, No, that's that's batter's box chest day forest. Yeah, I don't understand. He watched it sideway. He watches a reverse cow girl. Interesting. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, college football is fun. It was good. Great coach. I'm glad you're back to watching college football. It was a good commercial. Will come back and we got to get into the NFL. Boy. Oh man, I just got a text. I gotta run. Okay, all right, we'll be back. Eddie may not be here. I mean you know he's not gonna be here, Dak, We'll be right back. Not fun league. Would you say that you gotta go? Eddie? What I mean? So you tease that you were leaving. I don't want to talk about he doesn't want to talk about that. I want to talk about this. You realize that doc is out like eight weeks. I woke up to I'm not even are you always looking at the glass half empty. I'm not even worried about my fantasy team. I woke up and saw that with Doc. That's fine. No one cares. Fantasy Texas fell apart in one football weekend. It's insane. One football weekend. Yeah, I don't know that Texas Texans are in first place. We come to Nashville, Come to Nashville. We'll beat that as. Oh, I don't know who's your quarter Davis. The Titans can beat the Texas, well, they can beat him, But I don't about beat that ass. Well, you beat them, you're beating the ass. I want to beat Texas. They beat theirs, They beat him by the skin and they Now, at what point did you realize, man, before Dad got hurt, the Cowboys looked like trash. Not that first drive. Okay, the first drive. So you're asking me when, at what point in the game did you realize, man, our offense is awful? Uh? We can do nothing Like the end of the first quarter. At the end of the first quarter, I realized it's bad. This is a real bad. Are they going to win the Super Bowl? No? No, no, you're no. No. He knew at the end of the first quarter. Even when Dak healthy, he knew at the end of the first quarter they were not well. Well, a couple of things like I think Collinsworth, by the way, if you have a just sounds like that and just just quit just calling sick, calling sick. He sounded terrible, and they still it was awful. It was almost like run was out there. Whose call was that to let him still broadcast? If I was an audio guy, to shut his ass. But he did make a good point. He said, a lot of these teams don't play in the preseason, and then you know their first this is their first real game rep. And and you saw that across the board. Oh yeah, the offenses were down. The plummeted across the board. Other than the Chiefs and uh the Ravens and uh the Ns, it was a slock. It was. It was dirty out there. I think the weather was bad, but totty much. Chicago is a deluge. I touched you, buddy, I said, under forty. So I took that to heart. I'm like, oh, absolutely, you know, like Dak's nervous. These guys haven't really played a lot. They're kind of so I was thinking that the whole time after you know, the first quarter, I'm like, this is just done. Like dak is he's not throwing right, and I mean and offensive line was not holding up, I mean was getting it. Wasn't bad though our week side, which is the left side, was was alright. The sub or whoever who was taking over tarn Smith did a great job. Is fine, but man, we don't have I mean, I didn't realize how much trouble we're gonna have it at throwing the ball, like there's we have no receivers. You have no receiverbody, but you have receivers. No we don't, No, no, we don't. Ceedee Lamb is the only receivers that we have. And and he's what running slot routes. And then that's it. I don't know what about Witten. Wittens retired. You can't name another wide receiver on the Cowboys. Good but he's a tight end though you're it's it's just not gonna work. All the outside guys know of Brown. I thought his name was Farrell. That's saying I can't name who knows who these guys are. Dude, they can't catch, they don't they can't run routes. No one was open. So did the Cowboys know going into this season they didn't really have receivers. They were just keeping it hidden. No, everybody knew. Everybody. Everyone knew. They got rid of Cooper because the salary, I'm mean salary whatever. They then he was worth it. Gallops hurt. We thought Gillen's gallop come back. I mean they don't know. I think he's on the pup list enough time, you'll probably when comes back. It would be my guests a month, six weeks, six day weeks. Is that a month more than a month, Yeah, it's months. It was ugly from the get for the guy, like it was just like wow, and the defense played great. I thought the defense holding the Bucks to field goals like they did a good job, really really good. I mean they were in Brady's face a lot. They were in Brady's face. Offensive line for the Bucks was not I was looking leaking, leaking like a sieve, bacon oil. I gotta get props to the Bucks though in Brady. He made a video, a little hype up video, posted it before the game. Hey he's like here he goes seasons juse. They asked me why I was coming back? What if I still got a good arm. What if I still can throw? What if I still got it and I still feel like I can do it? And he goes, I'll see you in Dallas. I mean, I was in bed, but how the hell do you not bet? I? Have you seen that? Did you see that commercial where Morgan Freeman's reading like, uh, this this like high school players reading the letter and he's like, dear me, like, don't be the next Tom Brady, be the next you. You are the reason you work hard, you will be the next you. And then Morgan Freeman is like and then they go to Morgan Freeman and they zoom out, and Tom Brady's listening to it because you wrote that about yourself, and Tom was like, I did stupid commercial. Honestly that commercial memorable though, because you just about said did you watch the whole game? I went to bed on the fourth in the fourth quarter, so I didn't really see DAC's injury. I was kind of like I had it on in the bedroom, but O kind gosh, so you woke up to no no, I was lost, no no, no. I I was on and off like I would zoom, ioul zone out and then kind of like, oh, watch the game a little bit and zone out, and I remember Dak running to the locker room and that's it. And I was like, all right, well, whatever is happening. They're being safe. I'm going to bed. You You went to bed to a loss. You woke up to a lost player, to up this morning to a lost game, a lost player. I hang up and listen. I knew they're gonna lose the game, but I didn't know Death was gonna be out for that long. I didn't see the injury. I turned it off in the third quarter because it was so the Bucks just had absolutely ConTroll. They scored touchdowns three. I'm like, all right, this is it's kind of boring. I'm not gonna watch this. Cowboys have no life on offense. And then all of a sudden, the texts start coming in. Oh my god, way to go. Well it's fun to be a Cowboys fan. I'm like, what are they talking about? What's one loss? And my buddies like, uh no, da you idiot, And I'm like, don't let me get on the internet. Oh damn, man, Cooper Cooper rush, It's over. It's over. It's over. We can't win. It's they they are fighting for lasting their division. Zeke loob good. Zeke looked good. Yeah, I mean he has it, hits the whole holes. I mean he was looking at shame. I'm happy and now it's all about fantasy. Now for me, I'm like, all right, it screw the Cowboys, did you win? I'm going to when I believe it's gonna be tight. I got a ten point lead. The person I'm playing has dk Metcalf and I have a Jerry Judy, so I think we should be okay, maybe offset each other. Oh yeah, I told lunch off Mike. I mean this might be our last year doing fantasy. No, no no, no, no, no, there's there's so many bad teams. The team I played had three people that scored zero points and I won by four. But why who did they start? Did I have a great draft? Yes, of course, Am I a good coach? Yes? They started people that you know you shouldn't start. I don't know specifically, but I'm just I don't have a computer. I just laughed at Ray because he was trying to set his line up yesterday. This is so frustrating. This is why I get so frustrated with the fantasy football, and I get piste off about it because you guys complain. Have you ever heard of Cole Commit? Yes, he's the tight end for the Bears. He's really good. He was zero points good. I think Batter's box started. Have you ever heard of Cameron Braty for a buck? He had one point and the end? Have you ever heard of the Green Bay Packers? They played defense? Why the hell would you start that? They are a top five supposedly a top five de hel, No, they're not. They scored one point and I'll hang up. Well, they started with, you know, here's the funny point. Explain why do my point totals keep going down? Your defense is given up points. I was getting so frustrated. I get frustrated with the fantasy because you guys complain about it all the time, and it's not that hard. Ray took a screenshot and put it up online. He goes, guys, I'm not even joking. How do I set my line up? Like I, I can't figure out how to set my line up. The first button says line up. It's that I set my line up five times and then I realized it never saved because you have to hit submit. It looks dude, Eddie, I clear, I'm on the patio, all right. I'm just trying to have my first NFL Sunday. Okay, I pull up the site. Let's go, baby, I got it on the phone and it says manage roster. Isn't that the button you would click? You would click line up manager? Raw? What the hell is a lineup? It's my roster? I mean they have a lot of weird thumbnails. Coach, let me go down the list real quick and tell you the weird thumbnails they have that mean nothing. Let's see here we go. Are you ready? Do you want schedules of what? Click on? Schedules? Polls if anybody wants a poll? Oh, there's no polls available. Glad that was a tab they have polls. Uh, no polls available. Let's see league info. Uh there's no league info. Uh. Picks? What is that? You can just do your own little survivor pick for fun. But you know the message board, how it's popping off when you go to the actual website, Eddie, Well, if you go on the app to message board, there's only one post and it says found the message board. That's awesome. Coach is a great league coach? Um, I've never been. I mean, Ashley came over the sister's wife. She was with Bazer know, I gotta check it, but we're all watched in red zone. My question is this, If we don't have direct TV, you can't get every game right correct. And now, well you don't need direct TV. You can still get the app. Senday ticket out, you get to pay, and you put on your TV. You can stream it. I do screen hard. Line up there, I see it, line up now, click it now, click it? Click lineup? No, no no, no, click line up. Because this is what happened to me at church. I'm at church trying to listen to the sermon, the Word of God, and I'm like, all right, picking my line up real quick. Alright, good? And then I closed my phone out and then I get out of church and like, let me just double check make sure everything. No, ill might change it. They didn't say, what the fuck? So so I go back on there. Change it again, all right, turn my phone up. I get home, like, oh, I still have about thirty minutes before the game starting, and wash some dishes. Let me make sure my lineup is good. I look at it. No, we didn't save it again. You have to hit submit. Here's what's funny. And we've been playing in this league four years, same thing. Always had to hit submit. And here's the thing. It's in the email. It was in the email. It was all in. Did you read the email? Didn't read the email? Coach. So the rest of the NFL, though, yeah, you like the Chiefs. I want to say something. The Chiefs are gonna make the playoffs. They are badass. They are badass. Listen, people don't come with this. Tyreek Hill is overrated narrative. Tyreek rat it. He is still really good. But what the Chiefs did is they didn't go out and get any superstars. They got solid, fast guys that run a bunch of crossing routes. Smiths the superstar, he's not a superstar. Yeah, he just throwing my boy hardman what's his name? Mcman? I mean on my bench. Though he's not enough scantling. I mean they it doesn't matter if you're a kid right now in America, get your dad throw all the football around. There needs to be better receivers right now in the league. Guys, what do you know the Chiefs had. They were awesome to watch. They were flying all over the field. Did you get the damn Chiefs game that was on TV. It was right and the Tits were on. Yeah, you go to the other channels, Fox and then had the Chiefs. It's really crazy a TV has more channels than just one. We had to watch Party at the clubhouse and the TVs were picked up, so we could only go to one channel and we had to decide it happened to be the Titans. Well we had to go Tits. We can't throw it. I'll watch Party for the Titans. And we know I'm saying, that was the only channel that would come on. Yeah, it kind of worked out, coach for the most part that when the Titans had the ball, the Chiefs plan the Cardinals. Cardinals were driving. No, they weren't driving. I mean Murray did alright. They were stuck in traffic and we were so bad. It was like twenty two three. It was. It was a blowout. When he's using a J Green as a target, you know it's trouble. I mean all the offseason drama with the Cardinals, and I mean it showed it was bad. There was a funny ass clip. Guy did a TikTok. He's a football coach and he was saying like, Kyler Murray needs to watch film. He goes, look at this dumbass. You see that that's the hot side, that left side. That means that guy's hot. He's gonna butch your ass. He's gonna tackle you. He goes, because Kyler Murray, you want to know why they put a three hour a day into the contract. He needs to watch film, watch this ship. And he's like, the guy just sacks his ass and he goes dumbassy bad. The Cardinals looked awful, but the Chiefs looked really good, really good. You better, We'll get on your knees. And already already went into Pitts and I said, hey, brother, I want to say I buried your Chiefs this offseason because I thought losing tygreek Hill was going to be the end of the Chiefs and I was absolutely wrong. They made great signings. It's one game, but they looked awesome. What about the Dolphins? Dolphins dominated did exactly what then it's trouble time for the Patriots. Patriots are in trouble. I mean we always keep saying, oh, when are they gonna fall? When are they gonna fall? It's sort of like the Spurs They're there every single year. I'm starting to doubt Belichick. I mean, we're the Patriots there. You don't really the last year. Are you doubting Belichick? Are you doubting what has happened to the Patriots? Well, I'm doubting Belichick because he makes all those decisions, not not that one draft his dog was at his computer. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm doubting him because I'm like, did he lose touch? Like, is he really gonna be able to be so damn old he pulled it off. I mean, I don't know what they want eight maybe eight games with Cam Newton, which I don't know how they did that. So he's gonna figure it out, I guess. But man, the Dolphins, everybody's like, oh the Dolphins, a lot of hype and they going into Patriots Game one, Bill Belichick. They dominated. There was never no doubt, there was no just who the hell is there running back the Dolphins? Edmonds? Here was the Cardinals, Yeah, Chase Edmonds where he mostered? Uh. And then another team, the Vikings Hello, hello, hello, yeah? And you know you know who they played the Packers. Their their their division rivales for the division title and they absolutely boat the Packers. The Packers look like Trackers look like the Cowboys? What's what? What's with Aaron Rodgers? Why is he doing all these video clips? He's been on the news. You know, we talked about mushrooms. Then he went to Joe Rogan did a two hour podcast about mushrooms on his pizza, and then he just did a random interview with Barstool Sports. Leap that out and he it wasn't even funny, but he was like kind of ripping on people. They'd say, if you were the coach your team, would you do? What would if you could fire anybody? Would you do? Would be like, I'd fire me the head coach, and I'd hire myself back. It was just the most bizarre eight minute clip. Why is he doing all these interviews that weird? Dude? Do you see him? Playmakers? They You're like they were just like the Cowboys? No playmaker? Did you see him do the Valls walk into the stadium? He looked like a teenager. He's dressed like in my fourteen year old Like he's got a change. He looked like you when you saw your chain. He's got a chain. Now he's got headphones and listening. Look in the game though, he had like a hundred and eighty yards and an interception because they have no one to throw it to. They have no playmaker. Can they get Davante Adams back. They could if they trade for him. I wonder if that's an option, because I heard Katie there was a blockbuster that was gonna happen where Katie was going to go back to the Golden State Warriors. Yeah, but he's not. But they're taught in those talks right now with Davante. No DeVante wanted to leave. Davante wanted to leave, and Davante said, with the uncertainty of Aaron Rodgers future, if he's gonna play one to three years, I didn't want to be stuck where I played one year and he retires and then I'm there. So he he wanted out, so he left, and now they're stuck with Randall Cobb, who is ninety five freaking years lizard, but he's been hurt or hurt not there. It was Bear When you don't have playmakers, it's hard, dude. That's the game that we had on. The Bears game was awesome. Before the Titans playing in the rain. It was so good. I'm in shock. We ruined no Tikey's birthday. Oh what about better spot? I'm gonna blow something else. He's not happy. I think he is not happy. And I said, dude, Trey Lance look terrible, and he goes just just I think it was just the rain. I was like, it's hard to judge because of the rain. The rain there, you coudn't even see the game. It was a camera guy wipe the damn lens. Can't see anything. And then the Bears. The Bears go out for a field goal, right, and the holder sat there and wiped up the water with a towel and threw it away fifteen yard piling. You're not allowed to wipe up the water with a freaking towel. That the water on the field. Yeah, he was trying to get a nice he was trying to get a spot where a kick, So he got a towel out there and was soaking up all the waters fifteen yards and that. Then they had to punt. And I'm like, wait a minute, how come the Patriots were able to clear out a spot in the snow on the you know, the Raiders they cleared out a nice spot so the kicker would have a nice patch of snow. Come Tom could deflate the golf balls, I mean the footballs if they were like a sponge. And then they had to do the yard markers. However, you clear rain off a yard markers, because they did that several times during it was I mean, it was mon sooning. And then the people that sataly stands, you guys are all idiots. You're all dumbasses. Why would you not be at home? Why would you ever sit in that weather to watch a football. It was sprinkling in Nashville and I told my buddy, I said, I would You couldn't pay me to go. It was sprinkling on Saturday. It was raining. The Nationalist C game it was raining and I was like, Nope, not going right now. I'm just saying foot the ball. But I mean it was an all out months soon and the freaking stands were packed, and I'm like, you guys are losers. We had one of our people in upper management went to the soccer game over watching NFL football because the soccer um soccer game was on Saturday, I thought was on Sunday. He posted a day late. I was gonna say, I lost a little respect for you. Um what else? What else was I mean? Well, I watched the House. I was good. It was good, it was entertaining. Dude. It's one of the best seasons and it's been really good. They're finally win after people that are fans of the show like that are obsessed with it because they know the gameplay. You don't need the TikTok stars. You don't need the girls with big tits. You don't need the guys that just work out all the time. Get the people with brains. I was joking. I don't want to talk about it's been the best sea Hey, I want to hear about your Titans. Game was awesome. We had the watch party. We had high Nunes, bud Light, Millard Light, Coors Light. You want to know the beer, the alcohol, it's the most popular everything, Seltzer high Noon. Yeah. I mean, people barely touched the old you know, the old liables, Miller's. People don't want to feel the watch party. When the game started, it was me sister's wif Bazer had the history act to me she couldn't go. And then our buddy Tyler who works with us. It was the three workers there wasn't one person there for the watch party. I was like, Oh, it's gonna be a hell of a year. Let's go tits. I mean, dude. But then people started to a rod. You're a brib Asian for Titans. That's what everybody calls it. People at the games have go tits on the back. Yeah, it's a thing. Have you not seen like Instagram? No, I don't know. I don't go to the girls go to the games. They're all go to its. Really, I've never seen that. I've never seen a girls say that. No, all do. But yeah, somebody could have told me he did his hair differently. I thought he's gonna do that big old when he puts it up in a perm or whatever. He did the big the big thing in the back. Yeah, not anymore. Now he lets it like, well, hell, did you see the one Giants guy looked like an octopus? Really? Yeah, he took off his hat and he had like tinnacle like he had like it was awesome. I had hair. I would do that. Yeah, but somebody could have told me that. For the first couple of runs, I didn't even know his henry. Okay, so what else do you want? How you feeling about the Titans. Good they get, they get weird rabels like just tries to ratchet stuff. I don't know. He just seemed like he was still tinkering. He didn't care if they won the game or not. I don't think so let me go ahead and tinker with this a little bit. So you think he was. He was just tinkering. He was in a good mood when they lost, No big deal. I didn't care if we win and lost. Well, I mean, in my book, we won the I mean the kicker, like, get the hell out of here. That's a gimme kick. I could make a forty five yard or you give me ten tries. I can make one of them. Okay, I'll bet you how much. So am I at the thirty and then I'm back? You're you're at the thirty five? You gotta kick it from the thirty five. That's a forty five yard field goal. Thirty five. No, it's seventeen yards. So is it at the thirty? And then it's a forty seven? It's just ten. It's just ten man ten, it's seventeen. Whatever the yard line they're on, you add seventeen. That's how you know how long the field goal kick, just whatever kick he kicked, I will kick it. Give me ten and tens. I'll make one of them. No, you only get one shot. He only got one shot, but that was my bed because he's an NFL player. Up a little bit. Is this kind of like the Cumberland back? So did the so did the Bengals win too? Bengals game? Let me think about that one Steelers Bengals Steelers one no, no, no, because the kicker missed the extra They blocked an extra point. Then they Um, how did the Steelers win that game with Rubisky? I thought he was bad? That's it's your boy, Tomlin, dude, what's starting? Never Mike Tomlin is unbelievable. He's never had an underd and he's it's gonna happen again. That game yesterday proved that they are gonna win nine games. And guys know this, when you're betting, it's not even in a better's mind when something when Burrow throws an interception the first play of the game. Boy, if you're a better, things like that happen, you know you're just not supposed to win that bet. Did I bet on that game? No? But I'm just telling you that they had they were stacked against him the entire game. You're gonna probably lose that game if you throw an interception first. I mean the Titans. When when Tannehill and playoffs through an interception first? Playoffs, Like, you know what, I don't think we're gonna win this playoff game. There's things like that, like yet Cowboys, maybe something weird happened. You're like, probably not gonna win this game. Well, I'll tell you what. That little Phillips guy for the Titans, he caught everything. They don't really throw the birds a few times. Not bad. Robert Wood didn't get anything. That's hooper. That's the problem again, Titans. I don't know if they have any playmakers. Guys. They have Derrick Henry and then I don't know. Robert Woods is good. It's just I just don't I don't think he's a number one and maybe one A. J. Brown used to be no know who talking about this year. That's what I'm saying. Who is he? Who is their number one? I don't know. That's the problem. Robert Woods. They need a stud tray Traylon Burks or Trayvon TV Traylon Burks trails maybe he's going to be a number one and he's going to be a stud down the road, but right now is like, hmm, okay, it's all right. Though he's good. They didn't have any pop, they didn't have anything, no big place. Well, I know they played at Colts and twice in like the next month, so Coults played terrible. But I feel like it's it's a flip flop league when it comes to college. In the NFL, Yes, the team played bad. Guess what next week they're gonna play good. They're gonna play badass and we're gonna overreact. But the Giants. I loved the Giants. Takelon was amazing. He was great. I know you got him on your fantasy team. Yeah, I do too, So I I enjoyed that even though I'm a Titans fan. But he's back. He's finally good again to where he was at Penstake looked great and I loved the coach. Going for two didn't make sense, absolutely made make sense because of the time left. It didn't matter that you're up by It really didn't make sense. No, it absolutely made It didn't make sense. Tell me why it didn't make sense because the Titans still had the ball, So there's no reason to take that risk there. If you're gonna take a risk, take a risk on defense or something. It's exactly because the Titans. We're gonna get the ball, no matter what, right, So why would you not rather be winning the game? Why would you not because the Titans are gonna go down and try to kick a field goal, no matter what. Right? Yes, but why does that one point matter? It does? It would have tight it, Okay? And so then the Titans go down and kick a field goal. What happens? You forced win, Titans. You forced to win the game. And that's exactly what they did. They they forced the ten. He just about got tackled in the backfield, got lucky and on he Guess what, then you know that you got an onside kick it. There's zero percent in the NFL. Now you can't do an on site. I would bet you it's you got it mathematically. It was a better decision to go for the win. They had a better chance to win than if they kick it off to him. There's no but in Vegas, if you just won two hundred dollars, is there a reason to risk it on the way out? As you're going to as you're flying home. No, you pocket the two hundred dollars, You pocket that field goal, and then you play to live another day. There's no reason to take that risk for one point. Would you risk two hundred dollars to make one dollar in Vegas? No, that's not a good risk. I'm with Ray. It worked out, but if it didn't, if he got tackled, the game's over. Game is over, and then you're all right, Titans force it down. The Titans are coming down anyways, regardless exactly. They're they're coming down, So you already what you're doing is you're putting that doesn't win the game. That just gives you the lead. It was far from winning the game. I liked it. I loved it. I loved the call because it made the Titans play aggressive. Yes, the Titans. The Titans were gonna march regardless exactly. So you're already you're already to lose the game if the Titans go down to score field goal. But if the Titans, they really should have kids feel. I don't know what bulks problem is. He's probably this morning stuffing himself, pounding a sandwich. I don't know he was at the Golden Corn last night. But the thing is if he would have if he would have made that, it would have been, oh what a pointless two point conversion risk. It was absolutely no reason to do that. I love I thought it was great. It was shocking when he was doing it was like puckered up real quick. First game as an NFL head coach, and you have the balls to brand. It was weird though. As soon as they made that they converted the two points like, he went and started like shaking all his like coaches hands like that. It looked like the victory shake. He good, getting good game, good game that he was doing fist pumps and he really was. He was pumped and it worked and they went for it and they were He luck And I also, here's my I like the idea because would you rather play defense than have to go on offense to score again, or you have one play your best two point conversion to win the game. It's sort of like I was watching the test. It wasn't guaranteed to win the game. I understand, but it gives you a better opportunity to win the game. You're not a Titans fan, it really doesn't. It's even if this field goal would have been would have I wish? I don't. If they would have made the field goal and the Times would have won, we wouldn't be talking about that at all. And also I can't wear the ciss in Jersey that the sore of Losers Nation got me. Why not? We lost to the Cardinals first game the year. Last year when I wore it, I wore it Sunday burning. And guess who you're playing next? Do you guys got any lighter fluid? You? Guess who the Tians playing next? The Bills. I could actually see them winning that Who the Titans? In an opposite world? Yeah? Sure, in the upside down? And here's here, here's the funny part. In the eliminator on Yahoo all all across Yahoo, the Tennessee Titans were the number one team picked. I would have picked Baltimore in a heartbeat. That was Locked City, the guy, the Cougar kid, that was Cougars. I was scared of the Baltimore one. I thought about that, but I was scared of it. I picked the Saints. That's risky. Sure you were an ELM. It was just my money line bet that I do one like, Oh, definitely lock City money line bet. So if I wasn't eliminator, I would have picked the Saints for that was puck City football is definitely back. We went to beat Dubs to pick up the wings. The wings we ordered ahead. Did you go there? No? I love it, dude. There was four hundred people in be Dubs West, all high schoolers, college kids drinking. Some of the kids looked a little underage. Football's back. You couldn't even walk in the door. And some guy, I don't know if he's being funny or seriously, Hey, I wout you leave a couple of wings for the rest of room was like, run, run, run run. I mean, it was a great weekend and hey boxing the boys. After last week's pod, my buddies and I decided to rip off a survivor league before the season started. A few of the people in the league picked the Colts who tied with the text in yesterday. What happens now? Do we count them as out? Are they still in? Best? Uncle? T who the colts? They some people in their survivor pool picked up Colts and they tied, And he wants to know, we've never done a survivor pool before. Do we let them stay. The tie is so rare that you have to keep him in. Yeah, you gotta keep him in. My buddy did a Vegas bet where he did the last NFL team undefeated and he went Ravens. So did those ties those counts? Do they keep their undefeated? No, no, they don't know. That's good. They didn't lose, so they would didn't win. Yeah, but the undefeated undefeated, dumbass, Listen to the bed defeated last undefeated team. Do you know what undefeated means? Hold on, do you know what defeated means? What does it mean? Okay, what does unmean? You have no losses? Right? So did they lose? No? So, no further question. So in a survivor pool and a survivor pool, you have to win the elimination. The rules say you pick a he rules of the eliminator. Suicide can be called eliminator. The rules say suicide pool. That's out. You're out your side. Because it says a winner, that's all it says. It doesn't say pick someone that ties. It says big one. No they didn't they did. Don't look at the standings and tell me how many wins the Colts having there in the wind, call them go go look how many losses they have in You just said win. You said they won. If they had, if they had one, they would be there'd be a win. Your So your decision is to get rid of them. Yeah, they're out. They didn't pick a winner. You're You're ridiculous. And if you're a Colts fan in that game in a tie, you'd much rather have lost that game. Thumb in the And if you bet the Nashville Seed to win on Saturday and they tied one to one, did you win your bead? Did you win your bet? Two mates? Did you win your bed? There were three bets on the board, No, no win, and a loss. Okay, if that was was there a tie? On? On on on, This is the Survivor pool. Okay, if you if you were the rules set before the Survivor Pool, there were the rules are set in I don't see what's what we're talking about. I'm saying, if there are no rules on ties, then you have to keep him in. Okay. If you bet money line, it is a bet that somebody did. If you bet yester, I got my money back way absolutely like it didn't. If it's a push, it's a push, you dumbass. You get your money back. Yes, if you picked a favorite, if you did the spread, I still go. I don't think so. I would bet you that's game. Then the plus wins on that I would bet you. In Vegas, if you bet money line, you pick a team to win and they tie, you don't get your money back. They didn't win. A check right now, I have some Let me see if if it was minus one, you lost. But if it's put it's even money. It's a push. Wow, it's a push. Yes, it's a rare ties rare best of course. Yeah, honey, muttar. The one game they scored four game goals my buddy went to. That's the only time they're ever going to score four goals. That's a very I don't know how that. I would never know in Vegas if you pick someone to win, But in a survivor pool, my opinion is if you don't pick someone that wins, if they didn't win, lost lost. If they didn't win. I had Texans plus, oh yeah plus, So I couldn't tell you. I don't know. I have no idea, but I'm just saying, if you don't win, you're out. That's it. Like that, that's my opinion, uncle T. You're supposed to pick a winner. No, it's a push. Because it's a push, keep him in. Just keep him in, uncle T. It's easy. But the next year, though, put down the rules. If it's a tie, it's a loss. That's not in the rules. I don't know. Uncle T is asking because there's nothing in the rules about it. So he's like, what do I do? Keep them in? If it's not in the rules, you gotta keep them, gotta keep him in. How is that not? I mean, it's change next year because somebody's gonna come by your house. Because I'm in some eliminators where they they allow I am the rule state if you don't win, you're out. But then some of them they allow a tie. And I'm like, that is so lame and dumb. But no, I agree. Set the rule that if it's a push, it's a loss. Yeah, but since there's nothing on the rules, you have to do it. Yeah. And I mean, I'm just so happy with the Vikings and that Vikings to win the division. Sitting very night, I wonder what the odds are now, I'm not worried about it. Okay, Yeah, and me and me and Bones went at it because I told him Texas ain't winning the division. I'm looking pretty smart about that right now. All right, have a great Monday. The Broncos are going to roll tonight. Roll. I mean we're gonna turn it off at half time because it's gonna be a blowout. Do we need to bet the hole a couple of accounts? Absolutely? We got fifty left. Well you missed them, you missed six and a half. It's all the wady up to seven now because people money is coming in on the Broncos. Have a great day. I mean, football is bad, but if you say they're gonna roll them, it's gonna be more than some It's gonna be more than something. You can bet it. Take it to the bank. I gave you. I gave you the Dolphins months ago to bet two and a half. Damn the Dolphins, and I hit on Instagram. I did, guys, give me your locks, and people would respond with one and I'd always respond that promise and if if someone's gonna get hurt of it, I drafted Naji Harris sore Losers Fantasy Hurt Week one. If I draft you in in Fantasy is Naji hurt. Yeah, he left the game hurt foot injury. What's the injury? What's the update? I didn't look. I just didn't. He didn't return to the game. Well you should check it on the app. Time to get the backup. Oh my god. So yeah, I have a great Monday. Uh, Cowboys fans, I'm sorry, rough day. If you're not. Hey, Niners fans, sucks to be you. Chiefe fans, you gotta be happy. Bengals fans, that new offensive line did not look good. Uh, Buddy Billy die Hard, Longhorn fan, die Hard. Buddy Billy die I'm gonna do a welfare check, die Hard. I actually lost one of my fantasy football groups. Hey, welfare check on the Cowboys. Nothing back in this morning. Another buddy that's Eagles fan, goes, uh, should we send you know, CPS or you know, child protect his hers? I don't know what he said, but we didn't know the name of the proper put out a PBR. What does it keep missing? Person EPB? Hey, your boy look good, Julio A Hulio. I don't know. And thanks for that one catch. That's one more catch than you gave us. A Nash Julio for sure, going to Walgreens, right, Julio. Welcome to tightens up, baby, typed up. Welcome to Nashville, baby. How you doing to sell me real quick? Collins Worth, I'm just so happy to see the Hulio. This is the Julio. We call him to Julia and I'm like, dude, it's one game, relaxed. The Julio will pull that hamstring and almost pulled his hamstring couple he did in the field one time. He was like, he's floating it up. I was like, for sure. The highlight I saw him in included him on the ground. Oh man, al right, guys, have a great Monday. What do you know another sports center guy with a suit on? Oh and you know what, No, no, I don't know what I'm piste off at ESPN Sports Center. Adam Schefter, everybody, I was the first one to tweet out that t J. Watt Taurus peck and they gave me no credit. Who told you? I watched t J. Watt walk up the field to the train and go I tore it and I freaking tweeted it immediately. Forty minutes later, Schefter goes getting reports that t. J. Watt Taurus peck Uh. Sore Losers said that thirty minutes ago. That was the report he's talking about. No, he said he didn't give us any credit. What you say, get a couple of like none? Hey, no retweets. I was looking at the bottom line on ESPN saying first reported by sore Losers, Nope, didn't happen at that man is in a three piece suit. That woman's in a little black dress. Makes no sense. And he's leaving like the Cowboys season. He's out of it. Hey, that under ten Cowboys bed is looking really good right now? Are you dacking us? You out of here? Ye? Hurts? Oh? I just broke my finger, like dak. It's a thumb. Oh thumb, Oh damn, just like da done. Thumb broken, just like that. All right. I can't believe the Bears one. I'm still in shock, and the Falcons almost one. Every teamer just didn't look good. I mean, I understand there was a lot of rain, but god, he looked awful. He looked panicky. He looked like we were. I mean, he was running a lot. He was. He was taking a lot of hits. You don't want your quarterback taking them. And he hits Joe Burrow was getting a crap beat out him. They spent a lot of money on that offensive line, and he got the crap beat out of him. Preseason matters a little bit. Joe Burrow was out with the ab. You know, he had his appendix burst, didn't play any snaps. He looked. He looked rusty. The whole Bengals looked rusty. That was a trap game. You knew all the favorites weren't gonna win. You knew that. You knew it wasn't gonna be a Colts Titans and Baker Bore Oh my god, come close. Well they've lost my I think a point. But he they were getting crushed the whole game. They he brought him back, but god almighty. I was like, come on, man, I'm trying to get Carson now that Dack's out. Carson put up thirty five Fantasy points. He might have been Hey, commanders and my survivor pool, that's who I picked. Well, here here's this. I'm in two different types. The word drunk dude, that's a risky one, Well, here's why, and the ones that there's a buy back. Like up to week five, I took more risk because you want to save, you want to save the big dogs for later. I get that, but you would have been puckered the whole game. I almost like Jacksonville in that one. Now they were winning, and then all of a sudden jackson Oh, Jacksonville was winning the whole game. Commanders, command no, no, Commanders were winning the whole game. And then all of a sudden, Jacksonville scores like eighteen on. Uh, what the are you doing? Commanders? And then my boy Carson Wentz, who I never doubted in a million years, brought him storming back. Yeah, let's go Lions. A J. Brown looked good. They the Lions are fighters. They had hard knocks, they felt like their face they covered. Did they really? They covered? They were four point underdogs. My buddy had all the Eagles gear on. He was sweating, and that's for sure because they were up big. Eagle were up big and one of the Lions do they keep grinding? Grit man swift? Have we get to the game? He had a touchdown? I don't know. A J. Brown had a great game. Sake one just about put up forty points. You almost had that last touchdown. It was awesome. I mean, your watch Barkley. It's good. Look at Daniel Jones go go first down. Here we go. That was all sake. One touchdown. That guy vulture to touchdown. So some guy mayok. He goes, hey, should we go for two? Good man? Oh that they missed a face mask call to on that two point conversion. He was tackled in the background and squeezed it out here you go. I mean you couldn't have. I thought Tanneo played well, yeah he did. He looked good. Look at that little guy that was a diamond. How do you not kick it right now? Well you want to? I mean, look at this crappy ass kick. It was even close. And Overton, Overton, I watched the Bengals game and their long snapper got hurt and he had one bad snap the the backup lineman, and I texted him and said, hey, you need to get to Cincinnati. And that's when they were hiking. They were doing it for the extra point to win the game. It was a bad snap. I texted Overton before that. And then they had a bad one in overtime to miss a field. I mean, it was unbelievable, and he goes, I'm getting on the grayhound now, I mean, dude, he was in the backfield. Yeah, they're almost look at him, sakes back. He's about to have an all star year, I hope. I mean, it's one game by this coach. He looks like he was just grease in a Diesel truck, this one running. And he's a coach of the New York Giants. Hell did he come from? He was the Bills offensive coordinator. It was. It was a great weekend due it was I'm glad that it was rainy here in Nashville. So then my wife wasn't like, oh, let's go do something. We got to stay in the house and watch football because it was raining, raining, raining. That storm was coming in heavy too, and then just tinkered out and ended up just sprinkling. Yeah, all right, let's let's have a good week. Let's have a good day. I mean, I'm telling you, bet bet the Broncos guys. I don't know how it's only seven. I mean, this is gonna be a twenty point game. We need to do the whole couple's account. Then I'll talk to Bezi. Oh it's back down to six and a half back now you missed it. I opened a gambling account on What's site, DraftKings promo, code store losers. Oh man, this is great. Did they give us some cash? No, they just they were doing some advertising, and so I was like, all right, boom, here we go. Broncos minus six and a half. I mean, it's just a an easy beat. Guys, all right, let's go home. What do you know? Another suit and another woman in a dress. Why do they not wear T shirts and shorts? I don't know, dude. And she's in nine inch heels and the first one to score tonight, Jerry, Judy, that's your bet? Well, I did Cooper cup? How'd that go? They didn't even score and I don't even think til halftime. A Broncos minus three first half. That's easy. That's an easy win. I mean those first CDs, you must just got to go the most long shot. Yeah, just for fun, throw five bucks on it. Five? Oh well, I don't know that to t ds. Uh, steven A is gonna come live with the dock injury. Dude, Eddie looked rough today. You know how sad it was? He didn't wear a Cowboys hat. That's when you know that it's bad news, is that Eddie does not wear a Cowboys hat or shirt in the middle of the day after a football game. Look, and I don't know if Dak's injury is the same as Russell Wilson's. But Russell Wilson was out for however many weeks last year, and when he came back, he was not the same for like three or four weeks. He played terrible after the injury. So saying that could be back in six eight weeks, it doesn't matter. He's still that thumb is not gonna be good. It's his throwing hand. I assume I think he hit it on a helmet, just like Russell Wilson. But I don't know. I didn't I woke up. I got the text from all the Cowboys fans. I'm telling you, Ah, dude, when yours got tackled, I knew that was bad. Oh he was ugly. It was ugly. He drove him into the ground and not really intentioned. I don't think it was intentional. I just think you just his body, his body drove that shoulder into the ground. I mean, just like that. Texas hopes dashed. They were gonna be good. They were gonna be good. Over Overton speaking of him one minute before that, tackle Overton tweets, uh you heard it here? First yours for Heisman and then he said, and I said Overton did not. But I was impressident. I mean Texas played great, they played really well. Shocking, I mean it's not shocking. Sark is a good coach. He had in USC. Guys, USC's back, USC is back, uil money. Oh, Lincoln Riley is what it is. He brought in, He brought in all Oklahoma. He brought Caleb Williams. He said, hey, oh, you transfers, come on to USC. We're gonna start blowing the doors off people again. And then they're badass. They are so fun, well until they give Reggie Bushes hides and back. Yeah, that's still stupid. Oh my god, the Jets. The Jets are so bad. I got Jets under five and a half on the year, under five and a half wins. Browns are gonna be two and oh they beat Jacoby Rossette. They won. Yeah, that'll be the number one team picked this weekend eliminators the Browns. Really Yeah, No, I probably won't. No, no, no, maybe the Bills, No, no, Rams, Rams play the Falcons. That'll be a big one. Just annoys me. Titans played so well. They're killing them. But it's just they never blow anybody out. They don't, they can't. I have no idea why. I don't know. I feel like they took their foot off to the gas or something like that. They didn't do anything the second half. Nothing nothing, Henry eight yards, Henry two yards, incomplete punt, though it's a masterful run. That's the Penn State. Seguan. He looked good. All right, hang it up, dude, we're done. We gotta go. I gotta get on my bike and ride home.