Strixhaven Stadium Emblem: Jinnie Fay vs Isshin vs Choco vs Mass of Mysteries

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everyone it's soccer day everybody wave take
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that audio listeners at home take that get bent
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anyway love y 'all this is your first episode
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thank you so much and by that I mean no come
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back anyway We're doing today's episode is FIFA
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for some reason. So what does that mean? Each
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of us has a Strixhaven Stadium emblem. And so
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for those of you real quick who don't know what
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Strixhaven Stadium is, I'm going to yank it up
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here and read it to you. And also you can look
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at it with your eyes on the not audio version.
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So this is a mana rock, but we're not going to
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use the mana rock aspect, right? You can't tap
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emblems. There's no emblems you can tap. Look
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it up in the rules. There's zero. But all the
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other effects are fine. Which says, whenever
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a creature deals combat damage, you remove...
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Oh wait, no, I'm reading this stupid. Why didn't
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anyone else do this? Whenever a creature deals
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combat damage to you, remove a point counter
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from Strixhaven Stadium. But also, whenever a
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creature you control deals combat damage to an
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opponent, you put a point counter on Strixhaven
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Stadium. Then if it has ten or more point counters
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on it, you remove all of them and that player
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loses the game. The only way we can lose in this
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game is through Strixhaven Stadium emblems. Damage
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will still happen for things that trigger it.
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Loss of life, same thing. If our library gets
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milled, I don't know. We'll figure out what to
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do in that scenario. But you don't lose. I don't
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know if you'll get it back. Well, it's just like
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if a Platinum Angel, like, is, you know, type
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of player, right? You just keep playing without
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many cards. So we're all going aggro. We're all
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representing our favorite countries, the countries
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we actually fully support in everything that
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they've been up to. And so I think starting that
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off, Jarvis, what country are you representing
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for FIFA today? Well, that got a little weird
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when he said everything they've been up to. Yeah,
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yeah. You were actually saying right before this
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how much you loved this country and what they
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were about. I was going to say because John didn't
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throw this country thing in until right before
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we went live. So I'm like, oh, you know what?
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I'll just remove the white from it and replace
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it with yellow and say Germany. Oh, yeah. See,
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and that's the thing. what's weird is that like
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i was actually just like i think it's fine with
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just the strixhaven rules and then jarvis was
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the one who was pretty adamantly like no we should
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make this part of a country this should mean
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something this should this should go in this
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i don't think i said that ever so i'm gonna go
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to belgium instead and do the same exact thing
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these are the same exact colors hell yeah great
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waffles I'm sorry, racist. Ham, what are you
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up to? Well, and Belgium. I didn't even get to
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see what the heck I was playing. Oh, yeah, yeah,
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yeah. No, I didn't ask what you were playing.
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I asked what country you were representing. I
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appreciate you representing Belgium because,
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like, after America basically cheated, Belgium
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still whooped the shit out of me. Yeah. So, let's
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go Belgium. Yeah, I Belgium like I see them.
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Speaking of, okay, but for real, who are you
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playing, Jarvis? How are you trying to get in?
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I'm playing Isshin. which is Isshin Humans. You've
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seen this deck before. It's going to be harder
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for me to win this week than it typically is
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because I use a lot of the life drain effects
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in Isshin, but I still have the ability to go
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wide with tokens. I like it. Ayo. Ayo. That's
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good. Ham, what country are you representing,
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and do you support their policies? I'm representing
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the Regency of Lindblom, and they did nothing
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wrong. Because that is where Choco, Seeker of
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Paradise, is from, if I remember correctly. If
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I'm wrong and you actually find them in Alexandria,
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please sound off in the comments. I'm just a
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fake fan. If they did nothing wrong, why would
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Choco be trying to seek paradise? He would already
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be there. it's a grass is always greener situation
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it's just like how america should have never
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left england but we did it anyway actually funnily
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enough in that game linplum is actually a relatively
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peaceful town that and they just get their shit
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rocked at one point for no good reason like they
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do get attacked and like they so they didn't
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deserve it at all um so yeah literally they did
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nothing wrong uh but yeah choco secret paradise
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it's burbs uh i believe i have played this on
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the channel before but it's been a minute um
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um i i love birds it's my creature type of choice
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like if we ever do like a typo you know week
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this is my go -to every time uh and it's not
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even particularly close there's something about
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like the azorius flyer archetype that i always
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enjoyed and i did have this as a castral deck
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for some time um but before this was choco i'm
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pretty sure this is castral yeah this is castral
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exactly yeah and before it was castral it was
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like kangi or whatever like yeah i I love me
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some crappy old school birds. Love them. And
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at the moment they made Choco, Secret of Paradise,
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it's like, oh, here's a new bird commander, but
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now we've added green to it so Birds of Paradise
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can finally be in the bird deck. It's like, yes,
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here we go. Instead of Castro, it's Copyroll.
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Ayo. Ayo. Secret of Paradise, three, five, or
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four, whenever one or more birds you control
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attack, notably two, the Birds of Paradise can
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trigger this. Even if it's a zero power. Look
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at that many cards from the top of your library.
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You may put one of them into your hand, then
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put any number of land cards from among them
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onto the battlefield tapped and the rest into
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your graveyard. And then landfall whenever landing
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control enters, Choco gets plus one plus zero
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till end of turn. And the thing about the Chocobos
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is like they don't fly, but they care about landfall.
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which is kind of a weird angle. So I did have
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to modify this deck really significantly to make
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it Choco instead of Castrol, but all the classic
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Castrol nonsense. And yes, you should all be
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afraid. I am running one of the most powerful
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cards in all of magic in this deck. So be aware.
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Soul Raystone Caverns? Yeah, you're playing blue.
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Yeah, I'm playing blue. So I have Stormcrow.
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Oh, I thought it was... Oh, yeah, yeah. Russ,
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what country are you representing, and what do
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you support their policies? So I am fighting
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for the honor of the Welsh in the country of
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Wales. You know what? I tried to look it up while
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everybody was making other bullshit, and the
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only thing they kind of stand for is getting
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England the fuck out of their country. And as
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an American, I can fully support that. Yeah,
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there's a lot of places that are rough. You could
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have went with Scotland. At least you would have
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had a cool national animal. To be fair, Scotland's
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not on the list. Yeah, they didn't make it to
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FIFA. Well, everybody knows that the Scots can't
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play soccer. That's true. They're too drunk.
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Now Jarvis! Now you're being racist. And everybody
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knows that's Osiris. So anyway, I invented this
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deck. We invented drinking. I'm playing Ginny
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Faye, Jetmir Second. The gimmick behind this
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deck is that I will never ever play cats. I will
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only ever make dog tokens. Giddy Fae is a 3 -3
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for Nea. That's red, green, white. If you would
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create one or more tokens, you may instead create
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that many. 2 -2 green cat creature tokens with
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haste, or that many 3 -1 green dog creature tokens
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with vigilance. I take it a step further. Not
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only am I only creating dogs, I am only creating
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cartoon dogs from the 80s with the exception
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of Wishbone because he's an honorary fucking
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cartoon dog. Also, Jolly, I wasn't being racist.
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During the beginning of the World Cup, Scotland
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was in Boston and actually drank Sam Adams beer
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room drive where they had to get emergency delivery.
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Because of how much the Scottish drank there.
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That sounds like Fox News propaganda. But it
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sounds like to me. I blame the English. They
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drank more during the time that they were there
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for the World Cup than the United States does
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during the 4th of July weekend at the Boston
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Beer Taproom. Very good. I like it. So, Jolly,
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what are you drinking fools doing? Okay, so I
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don't know why I expected, for some reason when
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I came up with this idea, I was really expecting
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everyone to brew new decks, and I don't know
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why I thought that. And so I went into the tank
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and I was like, well, what do I expect everyone's
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going to do this week? And I was like, well,
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everyone's probably going to be running ghostly
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prison, propaganda, those kind of things that
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tax attacks. And I was like, well, a good way
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to get around that is Myriad. Because I just
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create tokens attacking those players. I don't
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have to declare the attacks against them. If
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I have one clean attack, I can attack everyone.
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So I put together this anti -combat myriad deck
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for no reason. Because nobody's running the anti
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-combat deck that I was completely building around.
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So I think my deck's just going to be really
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terrible. The country that I'm representing is
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the rainbow country. So the gays. I'm here for
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the gays. If there's any gays listening, and
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I know that there's at least four, they... I'm
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sorry you three had to find out this way. But...
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Are we doing a fucking Brady Bunch of figuring
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out where the gays are? Everyone's a little gay.
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Let's be real. I mean, yeah, you're not wrong.
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Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. No, I've been
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putting in work. Anyway. Anyway. Now that everybody's
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introduced their decks or whatever, let's go
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small mode real quick. Let me yank this back
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out. Okay, we're all very good. Here's my little
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emblem here. I have my stuff. Look at those damn
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dolls. Okay, hold on, let me draw my card for
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turn. Alright, so. This is pretty cool, gang.
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Check this out. Turn one. What? You're in the
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wrong corner, buddy. Fuckin' it up. Come on,
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man. What a piece of putrid shit I am. Okay,
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hold on. Alright, got it. Anyway, turn one, Gemstone
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Caverns. And then I pass because you don't use
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this for your mana. I want to play a tap land,
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the name of Restless Vents. It's a creature land.
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I'll probably never activate it because I never
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do, but it taps Aractus. Very good. Sick. But
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it has an attack trigger, so it makes sense.
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That makes sense. I'm going to go ahead and play
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a Thornwood Falls. It is the Simic tap gain.
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I'm going to gain one. I don't really care about
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that gain one, but, you know, hey, pass. Get
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him. He's winning. I'm going to draw. Exactly.
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Any other week. Play a Forest Return and pass.
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Let's go. Oh, yeah, we did it. We did something.
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Oh, God, I still don't have anything to do for
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like a year. This Gemstone Caverns is not good.
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We are going to play a Sea of Clouds. It taps
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for a white or blue and comes in untapped because
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I have opponents. Yep. Yep, that's it. Go ahead,
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Jarvis. Let's get the ball rolling. Olé, olé,
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olé, olé. I want to play a luxury suite. It's
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the Rakdos Battle Bond Land. So it does what
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Sea of Clouds does, but it works in my deck where
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Sea of Clouds doesn't. Oh, that's fair. And then
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we tap for two, and I'm going to play... Arcane
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Signet. Oh, thank God it's not a creature. Thank
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God. Alright, cuckoo. Alright, I'm going to go
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ahead and untap. Who's going to put the first
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body in play? That's what I'm worried about.
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I'm going to play Snow -Covered Planes. And then
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I'm going to do just that. Jolly, I'm going to
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play two for a Gasol Greens. This is a sorcery
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for two that has me create a 2 -2 green birb
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creature token, which with whenever land I control
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enters, this token gets 1 -0 to end a turn. It
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also has flashback for seven. So that is a 2
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-2 birb. Yeah. And that's all I got. Yuck. All
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right. I'm not happy about this. It's great.
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It doesn't fly, though. I'm going to play a mountain
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for Joe Montagna for turn. I loved him in True
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Blood. I'm going to tap two. I'm going to play
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a Guardian Gladewalker. It's a 1 -1 for 1 and
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green with Changeling. Whenever it enters the
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battlefield, put a plus one, plus one counter
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on target creature. That kind of fizzles. But
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I got a creature on board, so I got a blocker.
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Put it on itself, right? Oh, it can, because
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it's a target creature, not other. So yeah, we're
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good there then. So now it's a 2 -2. Holla. And
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pass. Oh, fuck yeah, gang! Y 'all may not have
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come with the heat, but your boy did. Go sleep
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prison! Creatures can't attack me unless they
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pay two. I do have that in this deck. I'm playing
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white. I don't know what you're talking about.
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Assuming that I don't. No, please don't. I can't.
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Okay, go ahead. I'm done. Nobody attack me. You're
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talking like I don't play removal. You're not
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going to remove this. You're going to want to
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remove all my myriad creatures. I want to play
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a three -tree city, and I want to name Humon.
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Why are you saying it like that? Why wouldn't
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I say it like that? How else would I say it?
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All right, you're fair. You're good. You're golden.
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You're a goose egg. And I'm going to tap for
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four and play a Bruce Tarl for a shirter. When
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it enters or attacks, target creatures with double
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strike and lifelink until end of turn. That's
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the only creature I could go and get it right
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now, but it doesn't matter because I can't attack
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right now. So I'll pass the turn. I didn't even
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think about double strike. Oh, man. Yeah, that's
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pretty good. I should have had a whole deck of
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one mana double strikers. Damn it. That actually
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would be rad as hell. Yeah. Not gonna lie. Yeah,
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right? Cool. So I think therefore I doth protest
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too much. I'm going to play a Celestial Colonnade
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as my land for turn. It's an Azorius Tapland
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that can be a critter. Russ, how big is your
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dude? Oh, and the bird is now 3 -2. It's a 2
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-2. Man, I already don't have any good attacks
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unless I want to pay for jollies. What else are
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you going to do with that mana? I may have things.
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you ain't got shit you ain't got shit baby beat
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my ass i got all kinds of shit dog i'm dealing
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with an intestinal parasite right now i'm nothing
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oh man hey everybody that's a thing right now
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anyway y 'all ever think that you're currently
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i feel like not a lot of people get the benefit
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of knowing that they're recording their worst
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episode as it's happening. This is nice. I love
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this. It's freeing in a way, right? I feel so...
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Either this is going to be the worst episode
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we've ever done, or this is going to be one of
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the worst. Or the gangbusters. You're going to
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love it. Anyway, I don't know. We'll find out.
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I'm actually just going to pass. I'm not seeing
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any new tags, so... We're going to... We're going
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to upkeep and draw. That's not what I wanted.
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I mean, it's okay, but it's not what I wanted.
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I'm going to pay three. Specifically red, green,
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and green. I'm going to play my commander, Ginny
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Faye. Once again, she's a 3 -3. Whenever I would
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create a token, I create dog tokens. 3 -1 dog
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tokens with vigilance. That's all I can do. I'm
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not attacking. I will pass. And I need a white
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source badly. This isn't very good. Well, this
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might be good. It's not good right now. My mana's
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really bad. Yep! I pass. Wait, hold on. Wait,
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wait, wait. How big is Bruce Charles? A 3 -3.
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A 3 -3? I guess I could have attacked Jarvis.
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I mean, I guess I could put a body in play. Whatever.
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We'll put out a blocker. Doesn't matter. Or,
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no. I won't. You know what? I won't. I'm never
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going to. I pass. Go ahead. Okay, on to the tap.
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Tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow...
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I'm going to play this Reliquary Tower as my
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land for terror. Nice. Reliquary. I want to tap
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two and the three tree city to make a white mana.
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Nice. I tap my arcane signet for a white and
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then one. So one and two white. For everyone's
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favorite human from Innistrad, Adeline, respond
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to Cathar. Oh, I love this. Adeline is a starfall
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where her power is equal to the number of creatures
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you control. Whenever I attack for each opponent,
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I create a 1 -1 white human creature token that's
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tapped and attacking that player or planeswalker
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they control. Don't do that to me. I'm going
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to go to combat. I'm going to attack with Bruce
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Tarl. I'm going to target Bruce Tarl with its
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own ability. I'm attacking him. When I attack
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him, I create three, one attacking... I don't
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have any blockers. I do. They're 1 -1s, right?
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Or are they 2 -2s? They're 1 -1s. I'm going to
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block the one with the bird. And I'm going to
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take the double strike. Hold up, hold up, hold
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up. But I'm not going to block, Bruce. If Ham
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is passing priority, I'm going to cast this real
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quick. I'm going to pay three. I'm going to cast
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Keep Watch. Two and a blue for an instant. Draw
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a card for each attacking creature. I'm going
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to draw four cards. And in response to that,
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I'm going to plane cycle this Eagles of the North.
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Just to save a little bit of time. Yep. I am
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going to be taking one from the... Yeah, I'm
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just taking one from the thing. I'm not getting
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any counters or removing any. That will give
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me a total of three counters on my strength.
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Damn. Somebody's got to deal combat damage to
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him. And I'm going to take six. Not that the
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life total will likely matter, but yeah. Correct.
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Okay. Well, it won't matter at all. You never
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know. Just like whose line is it anyway. The
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like points don't matter. It's one of those details,
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though, that there are cards in Magic that look
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into anything. That's true. I'll keep track of
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it. So here's a question. Oh yeah, I was going
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to ask. Why did you get rid of your human tokens,
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but you have them? I had to go and make it actually
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human instead of just three blank infinite tokens.
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I'm going to grab an irrigated farmland as my
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planes. And I am going to pass the turn after
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that. Cool. All right. Hell yeah, brother. Hell
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yeah. Coo, coo, coo. So here we go. Bam, bam.
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Adeline's got a four butt on her, right? Yeah,
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she does. Yeah, she does. All right. She's relatively
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thick. Yeah. Play two lands and do a fight spell.
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I don't hate that. This land is land. When I
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top decked Adeline, it made it that I wasn't
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playing Isshin no matter what happened. I understood.
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I'm like. Adeline is better than Isshin at this
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point. In this game? Oh my goodness, yes. All
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righty -roo. So upon playing that island, my
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bird is going to go up to a 3 -2. So here's the
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question. Do I play out my commander swing at
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Jarvis and hope to top deck a land here and get
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that bird up to a 4 -2? I like that because it
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doesn't require me to put myself in danger. i
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can see why i can see the appeal of that for
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you yeah i think that that idea rules you have
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any other bad decisions you want to make because
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i'll sign off on those as well bruh all right
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um i'm gonna play out choco hell yeah seeker
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of paradise uh okay i don't know why i don't
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actually have a strict saving stadium in this
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deck because i do love that card it's fun I think
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it'd be real good in there. I think that's a
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fun idea. It also allows me to at least draw
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a card, though. Get him. Alright, you know what?
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I'm gonna go to combat. Hey Jarvis, what up?
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I'm sending this 3 -2 bird your way. Choco's
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gonna trigger. I get to look at that many cards
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on top of my library. That is a Sungrass Prairie.
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Yeah. That is going to be entering the battlefield
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tapped. It is the Selesnya filter land. So it
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is now a, yeah, this is a four to you. So you're
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taking four and losing one of those counters.
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Hell yeah. All right. And I ramped one. Hooray.
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All right. Groovy. Cheater. Kind of. Pumpkin
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baby. All right. Untap up. Keep drawing a card.
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Cause everybody loves it when we're drawing a
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card. Take me down to the paradise city. Play
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a forest for turn. Yeah. You wanna know what
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sucks about my deck? Is that as soon as it gets
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to a 1v1, I just lose. Myriad doesn't matter
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anymore. I don't think you know how over -costed
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and bad a lot of Myriad creatures get when you're
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not making a couple of them. I'm gonna pay three.
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I'm playing Legion Loyalty in my deck. I know
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how bad Myriad is. I have it in mind, too. Oh,
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shit. I'm going to play three for Feline Sovereign.
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Other cats I control get plus one, plus one.
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I have protection from dogs. Whenever one or
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more cats I control deal combat damage, destroy
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one or more target artifact enchantments that
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that player controls. Oh, yeah. Going to... Is
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Ghostly Prison one or two? Two. You got to pay
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two mana, baby. How big's Choco's butt? Five.
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Three, five. It's not like I've been already
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looking at Choco to see if it's worth me swinging
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there. Yeah, so we're going to just pass the
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turn. Oh, I like that one. I like that one a
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lot. I'm going to put out a forest. 1, 2, 3,
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4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. I'm going to discard two things.
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I'm going to discard um this uh cyberman squadron
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my non -legendary artifacts have mirian there's
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not that many in there uh we'll just toss that
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in the graveyard and then also i think this muddle
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the ever -changing is just not gonna do enough
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so we'll just toss that in the graveyard as well
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i've just changed my life total since ham's keeping
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track of his i was keeping track of mine i never
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gained my six but i lost my four so i should
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be at 42 okay that's great that's awesome i'm
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done Let's see what I can make happen this turn.
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Draw. Ooh. Huh. Okay. I have five mana. I'm going
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to play this Savai Triome. It's the Mardu Triome.
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I like that. It's the Mardu Triome. It's the
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Savai Triome. Piece of garbage. People recognize
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the colors better when you say Mardu. Whatever.
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Get out of here. I still don't know what Mardu
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is. The only reason I know is because I'm looking
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at your colors on your screen. More like Mardudu.
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It should be Savai. More like Mardone. Yeah,
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Mardone. Mardu, go to hell right now, Jervis.
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I'm having a good day, unfortunately. That's
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what that means. Sorry, I'm just in the process.
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I'm thinking right now. Proselytize about it.
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Because I can either play my commander and get
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a total of six humans when I swing. Or I can
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play a four drop in my hand. Is it better to
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hold my commander for another turn or just rock
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it out? I don't know. Do you want to win? I think
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since the name of the game is dealing damage
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with Strixhaven Stadium, getting my commander
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out makes the most amount of sense. I like that.
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Now whenever I attack, my triggers get doubled.
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Very nice. I am going to go and pay two to be
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able to attack Jolly with Bruce Tarl. That's
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pretty good. I want to swing Adeline at him,
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Bruce Tarl at Jolly, and keep this one, one human
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back. But each of you are going to get two humans
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that are tapped going at you. Now, just so I
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have a pretty decent idea, that means that there's
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three creatures attacking me right now? Yes,
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and I am targeting Adeline and Bruce Tarl. with
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Bruce Turtle's trigger. I wouldn't worry about
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it. I'm going to pay one, two, three, four, five.
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I'm going to cast Jahira's Respite. I search
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my library for up to X basic lands where X is
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the number of creatures attacking me. I put them
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on the battlefield, tap, then shuffle, and then
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I prevent all combat damage that will be dealt
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this turn. All combat damage that will be dealt?
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Yep. Okay. So, the reason why I have to do it
00:26:18.539 --> 00:26:20.839
is because I was hoping that means that I need
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to go and... To make a new token for another
00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:29.440
human. Get bit, nerd. I would have put six counters
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on it to recognize that it's... Got him! Well,
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I don't know. I came to play ball, baby. My goalies
00:26:36.660 --> 00:26:41.460
are crazy. You say you got me, but I'm still
00:26:41.460 --> 00:26:43.799
happy with what I'm doing. No, I mean, you have
00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:45.319
a lot of players on the field. They're just not
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doing shit. Playing soccer rules, I could still...
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Well, I could still have more, right? Is it 10?
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11? I don't remember. I haven't played soccer
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in so long. It's 11 -11, yeah. It's 11. So, yeah,
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I still have room for one more. Where's my Settle
00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:01.900
the Wreckage? I'm all tapped out. I need my Settle
00:27:01.900 --> 00:27:06.039
the Wreckage. All right. Let's do this. Jahira's
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Respite is such a funny card. I like that so
00:27:08.299 --> 00:27:10.700
much. There's something about, like, ramp spells
00:27:10.700 --> 00:27:14.039
that cost a bunch. Like, I kind of... Well, I
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also, I also like, like, I don't like ramping
00:27:16.819 --> 00:27:19.619
out. like lands into play at all but like this
00:27:19.619 --> 00:27:22.299
one relies on my opponent attacking me with things
00:27:22.299 --> 00:27:24.599
and i like that aspect a lot it's like i didn't
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get to pick how many lands you got you attack
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me with stuff this is like i get that meaning
00:27:28.420 --> 00:27:31.220
i have no control and it's five mana and that's
00:27:31.220 --> 00:27:34.279
great that we weren't attacking you i know i
00:27:34.279 --> 00:27:36.319
was trying to bait you into attacking me so i
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could get more lands you're only you're the only
00:27:39.299 --> 00:27:42.279
person i felt safe sending bruce taro into i'm
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glad i can be one of your safe people Calm down!
00:27:49.240 --> 00:27:51.420
Which is kind of sweet. Anyway, I'm going to
00:27:51.420 --> 00:27:53.960
go ahead and pay one for a Miner's Guidewing.
00:27:54.079 --> 00:27:57.140
It is a 1 -1 Flying Vigilance. When Miner's Guidewing
00:27:57.140 --> 00:28:00.119
dies, target creature you control explores, which
00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:02.200
is kind of a fun thing. I also did play a plane,
00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:05.299
so this bird is a 3 -2. I'm then going to go
00:28:05.299 --> 00:28:09.640
ahead and tap this island and the Sungrass Prairie
00:28:09.640 --> 00:28:13.980
for the Ghostly Prison and Jolly, I'm sending...
00:28:15.670 --> 00:28:19.230
My bird token. My little 3 -2 bird token your
00:28:19.230 --> 00:28:22.369
way. Choco trigger. I prevented all damage to
00:28:22.369 --> 00:28:25.130
you! I know, but I don't have any good attacks.
00:28:25.650 --> 00:28:28.670
Nah, you're fine. I'm going to put that in my
00:28:28.670 --> 00:28:31.710
hand and be pretty stoked. Alright, and with
00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:35.630
that, pee that tea, baby. Get yourself another
00:28:35.630 --> 00:28:37.890
point counter on your stupid stage. Oh, I will.
00:28:38.009 --> 00:28:44.250
I gotta do what I gotta do, man. Oh, this isn't
00:28:44.250 --> 00:28:47.190
good. I still have one card I can play. Are you
00:28:47.190 --> 00:28:51.970
missing a white source? Yes, I am. For a panharmonicon,
00:28:52.150 --> 00:28:54.230
if an artifact or creature entering the battlefield
00:28:54.230 --> 00:28:57.190
causes a triggered ability or a permanent eye
00:28:57.190 --> 00:28:59.329
control to trigger, that ability triggers an
00:28:59.329 --> 00:29:05.569
additional time. Then I pass. P the TBB. I like
00:29:05.569 --> 00:29:10.109
that. Okay, we're going to do... But can I pay
00:29:10.109 --> 00:29:12.650
for this correctly? I think we can do everything
00:29:12.650 --> 00:29:14.769
we want to do. Yeah. We're going to pay three
00:29:14.769 --> 00:29:19.589
for a Scurry of Squirrels. It's a 2 -2 with Myriad
00:29:19.589 --> 00:29:22.690
Myriad. And for those who don't know, Myriad
00:29:22.690 --> 00:29:25.289
is whenever this attacks for each opponent. I
00:29:25.289 --> 00:29:27.269
can create a token copy, attack them. But this
00:29:27.269 --> 00:29:30.630
one has it twice. And then also whenever it deals
00:29:30.630 --> 00:29:32.430
combat damage to a player, I put a plus one,
00:29:32.430 --> 00:29:33.970
plus one counter on target creature I control.
00:29:34.609 --> 00:29:38.609
And then for one, two, three, I'm also going
00:29:38.609 --> 00:29:43.210
to play... Dalek Squadron from Doctor Who, which
00:29:43.210 --> 00:29:47.910
is a 3 -3 minus myriad Dalek, not even a robot.
00:29:49.069 --> 00:29:52.309
So there we go. I have these two things and two
00:29:52.309 --> 00:29:56.569
mana up, and I pass the turn. Excellent. I just
00:29:56.569 --> 00:30:01.789
had a realization moment. Yeah? You go over here
00:30:01.789 --> 00:30:04.150
for now. I'm like, I can't do everything I want
00:30:04.150 --> 00:30:06.789
to do because I don't have enough mana. But I
00:30:06.789 --> 00:30:09.069
just thought of something. I'm going to play
00:30:09.069 --> 00:30:12.750
a Restless Bivouac. It's Boros Creature Land
00:30:12.750 --> 00:30:17.450
from Wilds of Eldraine. You mean the 2 3rd Savaii
00:30:17.450 --> 00:30:20.390
Creature Land from Wilds of Eldraine. I actually
00:30:20.390 --> 00:30:26.130
prefer 2 3rd Jeskai. Mardu 3rds? Also it'd be
00:30:26.130 --> 00:30:29.549
Roghrin in that instance. Not where I come from.
00:30:30.349 --> 00:30:34.089
It's cornbread and chicken. I want to tap my
00:30:34.089 --> 00:30:37.759
3 tree city for 10 white mana. Jesus Christ.
00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:41.359
I was like, I'm not going to have enough mana
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:43.779
to do everything that I want to. And then, let
00:30:43.779 --> 00:30:46.839
me make, use a die that might be easier. And
00:30:46.839 --> 00:30:49.440
then I remembered, I had three tree city. Pretty
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:51.279
good card. I stopped one of my d20s down on the
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:56.680
floor. What the fuck? I'm going to use three
00:30:56.680 --> 00:31:01.220
of this white mana for a generous gift targeting
00:31:01.220 --> 00:31:04.730
that ghostly prison. So they get a story target
00:31:04.730 --> 00:31:06.829
permanent, except they get a 3 -3 green elephant.
00:31:07.089 --> 00:31:11.210
Elephant? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to use three
00:31:11.210 --> 00:31:15.650
more of that going down to four, and a red mana
00:31:15.650 --> 00:31:20.630
for a Iroas, God of Victory. Indestructible,
00:31:20.710 --> 00:31:23.430
as long as my devotion is less than seven, which
00:31:23.430 --> 00:31:26.970
currently it's two, four, six. Actually, it is
00:31:26.970 --> 00:31:30.230
a creature right now. Creatures in control can't
00:31:30.230 --> 00:31:32.170
be blocked, except by two or more creatures.
00:31:32.569 --> 00:31:34.069
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to attacking
00:31:34.069 --> 00:31:38.349
creatures I control. Use one more of this and
00:31:38.349 --> 00:31:42.650
a red for a Sky Knight Vanguard. Whenever it
00:31:42.650 --> 00:31:44.750
attacks, I create a 1 -1 White Soldier creature
00:31:44.750 --> 00:31:48.329
token that's tapped at attacking. And why not?
00:31:48.390 --> 00:31:50.490
Just use all the mana. Make it that I'm going
00:31:50.490 --> 00:31:54.069
to be Jazz Hands for a Helm of the Host. That's
00:31:54.069 --> 00:31:57.410
really funny. I like that a lot. So you just
00:31:57.410 --> 00:32:00.529
completely fall to a board wipe right now. Oh,
00:32:00.630 --> 00:32:03.859
hell yeah. oh good see jarvis is playing magic
00:32:03.859 --> 00:32:09.759
like god intended all right are we like one of
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:12.319
us is gonna get iced here probably right like
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:15.859
i don't know yeah i guess i'm just i'm just just
00:32:15.859 --> 00:32:18.259
curious how we should see uh yeah no anyway i'm
00:32:18.259 --> 00:32:19.779
just wondering if we should do something before
00:32:19.779 --> 00:32:24.799
uh oh you mean before combat yeah i mean if you're
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:27.460
trying to just reduce some adeline numbers then
00:32:27.460 --> 00:32:30.000
yeah you'd want to do it before attacks are declared
00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:34.019
would have moved to combat yeah yeah yeah um
00:32:34.019 --> 00:32:36.839
there's other things i wanted to do but i really
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:41.000
feel like i need the swords adeline here swords
00:32:41.000 --> 00:32:44.579
of pleasures adeline has a family yeah i know
00:32:44.579 --> 00:32:48.180
i hate now and now she works on a farm to provide
00:32:48.180 --> 00:32:50.339
for her family like the creature doesn't like
00:32:50.339 --> 00:32:53.099
the flavor of the card isn't she's dead she's
00:32:53.099 --> 00:32:55.559
just working somewhere else Rois was also really
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:57.660
tempting because that, like, menace on everything
00:32:57.660 --> 00:33:02.119
is, like, genuinely terrifying. Yeah. With that,
00:33:02.180 --> 00:33:06.460
I might be out, guys. I don't know. You go to
00:33:06.460 --> 00:33:10.720
its power. So that was seven, eight, nine. It
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:13.480
doesn't matter, Jarvis. The life doesn't matter.
00:33:14.179 --> 00:33:18.359
Gained 20. Who gives a shit? Ham decided it mattered,
00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:20.960
so I wanted to keep track of it. Ham's going
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:23.720
the opposite way. He's going down. Going down
00:33:23.720 --> 00:33:25.759
is what's important. Staying up doesn't matter.
00:33:26.140 --> 00:33:29.799
Any other actions before I declare attacks? We
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:31.920
only respect a fella who goes down in this house.
00:33:32.460 --> 00:33:33.799
Yeah, go for it, dude. Do what you gotta do.
00:33:35.099 --> 00:33:37.380
I'm not gonna be able to kill anyone this turn,
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:42.440
I don't think. Really? Get good? Well, here's...
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:44.720
The only way I'd be able to kill anyone this
00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:48.720
turn is if I full set at Jolly and he didn't
00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:52.960
have interaction. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you this.
00:33:53.740 --> 00:33:55.799
I'm going to tell you that I don't have any.
00:33:56.599 --> 00:34:00.980
And I'll let you... I know. It ain't got that
00:34:00.980 --> 00:34:04.019
swing. Well, you gotta see if the swing happens.
00:34:04.099 --> 00:34:07.680
If you swing, then it's got something. What I'll
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:12.000
do is I'm gonna declare Isshin and Brustaro at
00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:16.380
Jolly. And my seven humans at him. Yeah, he has
00:34:16.380 --> 00:34:19.619
fliers at him. I'm targeting Isshin and Bruce
00:34:19.619 --> 00:34:23.179
Taro with Bruce Taro's triggers of Double Strike
00:34:23.179 --> 00:34:26.940
and Lifelink. Sick. Okay, so seven going over
00:34:26.940 --> 00:34:30.760
there. And so if you were to get these, you would
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:33.639
get... What are you at, two? I'm at two. If I
00:34:33.639 --> 00:34:36.739
would get... If all these go through, you'd have
00:34:36.739 --> 00:34:39.760
enough to eliminate one of us. Yeah, because
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:43.860
that would be six. Ham. Because he can only block
00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:48.099
one of my creatures. And then... Oh, actually,
00:34:48.139 --> 00:34:50.900
that is 10. Yeah, but... Oh, yeah, I forgot.
00:34:51.619 --> 00:34:53.679
I could have full set at Ham. I forgot about
00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:55.940
Aurelius. Until I just was getting that. Yeah.
00:34:56.619 --> 00:34:59.940
Bad Aurelius. Okay, so Ham has 7 coming to him?
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:03.179
And that's going to put you at 9? Okay. Ham has
00:35:03.179 --> 00:35:05.820
7, and you have 2 double strikers. I'm going
00:35:05.820 --> 00:35:10.219
to do this. I'm going to do Energy Arc. I can
00:35:10.219 --> 00:35:12.400
untap any number of target creatures. They neither
00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:15.920
deal nor receive combat damage this turn. I'm
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:23.039
going to untap Ham's bird. Thank you. As well
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:24.940
as Ham's other birds that aren't even tapped
00:35:24.940 --> 00:35:26.519
just to prevent all the damage that they would
00:35:26.519 --> 00:35:29.420
take. Appreciate that. I'm going to untap Bruce,
00:35:29.500 --> 00:35:33.889
Tarl, and Isshin. And then your humans are fine.
00:35:34.130 --> 00:35:36.289
I got no issue with your humans going in. They
00:35:36.289 --> 00:35:39.949
can keep going. Alright, I'm gonna put, like,
00:35:40.050 --> 00:35:42.570
I'm gonna put the bird and Choco in front of
00:35:42.570 --> 00:35:46.389
one of the humans, and I guess I take six. But
00:35:46.389 --> 00:35:48.769
they can't, uh, do damage. They don't deal damage
00:35:48.769 --> 00:35:50.670
either, right? No, the humans do. Yeah, these
00:35:50.670 --> 00:35:53.369
birds don't. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you block
00:35:53.369 --> 00:35:55.469
all of the, yeah, you block as many humans as
00:35:55.469 --> 00:35:58.710
you want. Well, he can only block one. Oh, yeah,
00:35:58.769 --> 00:36:01.050
okay. Because of Eros. Yeah, but that's okay,
00:36:01.110 --> 00:36:04.690
because then Jarvis only has nine points. And
00:36:04.690 --> 00:36:07.550
that's not enough to kill anybody yet. And I'm
00:36:07.550 --> 00:36:11.210
at zero now. And I'm going to drastically slow
00:36:11.210 --> 00:36:14.809
down without Adeline out, but... Well, I'm hoping
00:36:14.809 --> 00:36:16.889
that fucking... I'm hoping that, like, Rust just
00:36:16.889 --> 00:36:19.750
gets, like, a blast act and just sends you to
00:36:19.750 --> 00:36:23.329
the Stone Age. Yeah, Jarvis, before you... Before
00:36:23.329 --> 00:36:24.710
the end of your turn, I'm going to cycle to zero
00:36:24.710 --> 00:36:26.750
-graded farmland, because, yeah. Let's get digging.
00:36:26.889 --> 00:36:29.949
I love how you plane cycled for the irrigated
00:36:29.949 --> 00:36:34.250
farmland. I haven't had, I haven't needed to
00:36:34.250 --> 00:36:36.869
play it. So yeah, I want to do what I got to
00:36:36.869 --> 00:36:40.690
do. All right. We Gucci. Oh yeah. I'm not doing
00:36:40.690 --> 00:36:42.489
anything. I can't do anything else. All right,
00:36:42.489 --> 00:36:46.309
cool. I blew my load. Cool. I love it when a
00:36:46.309 --> 00:36:51.929
load gets blown. What? All right. Um, I love
00:36:51.929 --> 00:36:54.769
it when a load gets blown. Alright, I'm going
00:36:54.769 --> 00:36:57.230
to play an island as my lane for turn. I don't
00:36:57.230 --> 00:36:58.690
know if y 'all were looking at Russ just then,
00:36:58.769 --> 00:37:00.909
but he was sucking on his thumb real heavy when
00:37:00.909 --> 00:37:04.769
Ham started talking about that. Hell yeah. What?
00:37:04.889 --> 00:37:08.110
Oh, he got the cheesy fingers to prove it. Oh,
00:37:08.130 --> 00:37:12.090
yeah. I've been muted because I'm like chowing
00:37:12.090 --> 00:37:14.989
down on Doritos. I'll give you guys the feedback
00:37:14.989 --> 00:37:16.929
when I go and eat them later today, but I got
00:37:16.929 --> 00:37:21.130
hot honey pizza Doritos. Oh, shit. That actually
00:37:21.130 --> 00:37:24.570
sounds really good. Yeah, I'd be down to clown.
00:37:26.130 --> 00:37:29.849
I wrote this as a creature right now. Yeah. He
00:37:29.849 --> 00:37:35.289
is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. I want to play Watcher
00:37:35.289 --> 00:37:38.170
of the Spheres. Watcher of the Spheres is a 2,
00:37:38.190 --> 00:37:40.769
2, 2 flying. Creature spells with flying you
00:37:40.769 --> 00:37:42.550
cast cost 1 less to cast. Whenever another creature
00:37:42.550 --> 00:37:44.250
with flying enters the battlefield under your
00:37:44.250 --> 00:37:45.469
control, Watcher of the Spheres gets plus 1,
00:37:45.510 --> 00:37:49.329
plus 1 until end of turn. Which I think is fairly
00:37:49.329 --> 00:37:53.340
neat. um then for my next trick it's actually
00:37:53.340 --> 00:37:54.780
not going to cost me as much as it would otherwise
00:37:54.780 --> 00:37:58.579
but uh which is kind of cool i want to play the
00:37:58.579 --> 00:38:01.260
former commander of this deck castro the wind
00:38:01.260 --> 00:38:05.079
crested astrology tx castro freaking rules uh
00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:08.840
four five flyer for five bird scout and whenever
00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:10.820
one or more birds you control deal combat damage
00:38:10.820 --> 00:38:14.070
to a player choose one You may play a bird creature
00:38:14.070 --> 00:38:16.690
card from your hand or graveyard to the battlefield
00:38:16.690 --> 00:38:18.829
with a finality counter on it, but a one -on
00:38:18.829 --> 00:38:21.070
-one counter on each bird you control or draw
00:38:21.070 --> 00:38:23.809
a card. And the cool thing about that is if you
00:38:23.809 --> 00:38:25.449
hit multiple players, you get multiple triggers.
00:38:25.630 --> 00:38:30.230
So that's neat. Yeah. Yeah. And I really would
00:38:30.230 --> 00:38:32.349
like to get some Choco triggers. I probably should
00:38:32.349 --> 00:38:34.210
keep more of my dudes back because we are in
00:38:34.210 --> 00:38:38.929
perilous territory here. Doggone it. We're having
00:38:38.929 --> 00:38:42.320
fun. I do have a flyer now. You do have a flyer.
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:44.420
I did note that. You're the only one with a flyer,
00:38:44.440 --> 00:38:46.780
though, and I like that. I think that's cool.
00:38:47.659 --> 00:38:49.699
But I only have one flyer that can attack, unfortunately,
00:38:49.900 --> 00:38:53.340
which is a bummer. But Castral Trigger... That
00:38:53.340 --> 00:38:55.739
Castral Trigger can reanimate my eagles, which
00:38:55.739 --> 00:38:59.300
I freaking love. It's the little things. Alright.
00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:03.260
So this birb, this little birb token that's been
00:39:03.260 --> 00:39:07.179
putting in work for me is a 3 -2 right now and
00:39:07.179 --> 00:39:11.019
could also hit lands and do things. So, yeah.
00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:14.760
I'll snap block it with Eros. I know you will.
00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:16.980
No, I don't have any good attacks on you. I'm
00:39:16.980 --> 00:39:20.480
very much aware of that. Which, yeah, it is what
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:24.900
it is. I actually have a good blocker for once.
00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:28.320
Let's go. Alright, so I'm going to go to the
00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:30.219
combat, and I want to get as many castle triggers
00:39:30.219 --> 00:39:32.699
as I can get. So I'm going to send Miner's Guidewing,
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:35.239
1 -1 Vigilance, in the air. I'll say, Jolly,
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:37.739
none of your dudes fly, right? At the current.
00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:40.559
Okay. That's why you cut out a little bit there.
00:39:40.619 --> 00:39:43.460
None currently? No, yeah, yeah, yeah, none. Okay,
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:44.880
cool, cool, cool. I'm going to send this your
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:47.139
way, and Russ, I'm going to send this 3 -2 bird
00:39:47.139 --> 00:39:50.659
your way. Upon attacks, Choco's going to trigger.
00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:52.559
I get to look at the top two cards and put any
00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:54.079
number of lands from among them onto the battlefield.
00:39:54.380 --> 00:39:56.400
It's going to be a Command Tower that is going
00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:57.659
to enter tapped, and this card is going to go
00:39:57.659 --> 00:40:00.219
into my hand, which is pretty cool. So now this
00:40:00.219 --> 00:40:04.719
bird is a 4 -2. I guess I take four. And then,
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:07.480
yeah, one to Jolly, so I'm now back up to two
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:10.769
points. Very good. And I get two casserole triggers.
00:40:11.429 --> 00:40:19.469
So I am going to resolve it such that... Let's
00:40:19.469 --> 00:40:21.909
see. I've got four cards in hand. I should probably
00:40:21.909 --> 00:40:26.090
be drawing cards here. Honestly, though, getting
00:40:26.090 --> 00:40:28.969
more stats online I think is good. So I'm going
00:40:28.969 --> 00:40:33.590
to have it so that I'm going to play a card from
00:40:33.590 --> 00:40:35.449
my graveyard and have it enter with a... play
00:40:35.449 --> 00:40:37.010
a bird from a graveyard, have it enter with a
00:40:37.010 --> 00:40:38.949
finality counter on it. That is going to be the
00:40:38.949 --> 00:40:42.289
eagle of the north. So that is a 3 -3, and when
00:40:42.289 --> 00:40:43.650
it enters the battlefield, creatures I control
00:40:43.650 --> 00:40:46.210
get 1 -0 and first strike till end of turn. Unfortunately,
00:40:46.289 --> 00:40:48.650
that's not relevant here because it's all post
00:40:48.650 --> 00:40:51.869
-combat, but it's a 3 -3 flyer that is now on
00:40:51.869 --> 00:40:54.730
the battlefield. And the other trigger is going
00:40:54.730 --> 00:40:56.730
to be putting a 1 -1 counter on each bird I control.
00:40:57.269 --> 00:41:01.730
So let me get a whole bunch of dice and load
00:41:01.730 --> 00:41:06.920
up my burbs. Get him. And that will be... That
00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:09.960
will be it for my turn. Okie dokie. That's why
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:13.079
I hit you. That's why I hit you. I said that's
00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:18.440
why I hit you. I don't hate you. You're welcome
00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:21.260
to. I get it. Come on, Russ. Where's that white
00:41:21.260 --> 00:41:29.329
source? Russ, come on! Stop doing that! zeotaurus
00:41:29.329 --> 00:41:32.070
proving ground tally me banana daylight come
00:41:32.070 --> 00:41:35.429
and me want to go home oh so the jump trial three
00:41:35.429 --> 00:41:39.190
four five six yeah there's actually no funny
00:41:39.190 --> 00:41:41.210
one for that daylight home and me want to go
00:41:41.210 --> 00:41:46.150
come anyway that's very funny that's very funny
00:41:46.150 --> 00:41:51.349
anyway yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna play
00:41:51.349 --> 00:41:55.309
duke older raven guard tally me banana like come
00:41:55.309 --> 00:41:58.920
and me want to go home Um, this is a six mana,
00:41:58.980 --> 00:42:02.460
a four and two thirds survive, um, for a five,
00:42:02.460 --> 00:42:05.320
five human noble soldier. Um, at the beginning
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:06.960
of combat, I'm gonna turn another creature. I
00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:08.719
control gains haste and myriad until end of turn.
00:42:09.420 --> 00:42:14.659
Um, so that's really cool. I'm gonna go to combat.
00:42:15.699 --> 00:42:20.539
I'm gonna have my Dalek squadron get haste and
00:42:20.539 --> 00:42:23.079
myriad. So now it's got double myriad. And then
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:28.900
this guy here also has double myriad. And then
00:42:28.900 --> 00:42:32.239
I guess I'm gonna swing the non... I'm gonna
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:36.340
swing the real ones at Russ, and then Ham and
00:42:36.340 --> 00:42:40.699
Jarvis will each get two of each of these. How
00:42:40.699 --> 00:42:44.460
big's your squirrel? It's a 2 -2, and the other
00:42:44.460 --> 00:42:48.400
thing is a 3 -3 menace. Alright, I'll take the
00:42:48.400 --> 00:42:51.500
3, and I'll block the 2 -2 squirrel with my 3
00:42:51.500 --> 00:42:57.119
-3 guardian. Yeah, okay. I'll double block...
00:42:57.119 --> 00:43:00.039
I think both of your 3 -3s will get through.
00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:02.579
And you block the squirrel tokens? I'll block
00:43:02.579 --> 00:43:05.900
the squirrel tokens with Isshin and Aurelius.
00:43:06.860 --> 00:43:10.019
Alrighty. Wait, so how much do you have coming
00:43:10.019 --> 00:43:12.800
in at this point? You have... Hold on. Yeah,
00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:15.579
I'll... Well, no, no, no. How many... As far
00:43:15.579 --> 00:43:18.440
as... Actually, blocks being... I'm realizing
00:43:18.440 --> 00:43:21.519
blocks being declared is actually a really important...
00:43:22.009 --> 00:43:24.849
It's four bodies total, two with menace, two
00:43:24.849 --> 00:43:28.070
without. No, no, I understand that. Based on
00:43:28.070 --> 00:43:31.949
what you and Russ have both declared, how many
00:43:31.949 --> 00:43:36.510
points is Jolly going to have here? One for me,
00:43:36.570 --> 00:43:38.610
one for Jarvis. Oh, I don't have any points.
00:43:39.030 --> 00:43:40.929
I don't have any points right now. Right now,
00:43:41.010 --> 00:43:42.909
Jarvis and Russ are each giving you one point.
00:43:43.030 --> 00:43:45.769
You've got, what, four bodies coming in on me?
00:43:46.309 --> 00:43:49.989
Yeah, you'd only get one from me, one from Russ,
00:43:50.110 --> 00:43:52.670
two from me. You'd get a total of seven if you
00:43:52.670 --> 00:43:55.389
didn't block at all. Kind of love the idea of
00:43:55.389 --> 00:43:56.989
just hooking Jolly up with a bunch of points
00:43:56.989 --> 00:44:01.889
here. Hey, man, I'll take them. Yeah. How dope
00:44:01.889 --> 00:44:04.349
would it be in theory? Like, all these are myriad
00:44:04.349 --> 00:44:06.150
copies, too. So, like, what am I going to do?
00:44:07.650 --> 00:44:11.849
Because in a combat scenario like this, if I
00:44:11.849 --> 00:44:13.989
was able to let just enough through so that Jolly
00:44:13.989 --> 00:44:16.289
could hit ten, all the combat damage happens
00:44:16.289 --> 00:44:18.670
simultaneously. He would pick which player gets
00:44:18.670 --> 00:44:21.949
eliminated. I can pick who gets it. So that's
00:44:21.949 --> 00:44:24.949
a really that's something to keep in mind. That's
00:44:24.949 --> 00:44:27.829
it. I probably should block something. Yeah,
00:44:27.889 --> 00:44:30.630
it's some two twos and then two three threes
00:44:30.630 --> 00:44:35.329
a minute. OK, I'll block. I'll block the two
00:44:35.329 --> 00:44:38.750
twos with Castrol and Choco. Yeah. And the three
00:44:38.750 --> 00:44:43.949
threes can come on in. I can stress it. So these
00:44:43.949 --> 00:44:47.730
go and then you so you lose two of your points.
00:44:47.849 --> 00:44:52.280
Yeah, and I'm down to seven. And I gain a total
00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:55.039
of four points here. I gain five points. Cool.
00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:57.920
All right. None of my squirrels dealt combat
00:44:57.920 --> 00:44:59.639
damage, which means I don't get to put any counters
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:04.940
on nothing. But yeah, I got five tokens. I got
00:45:04.940 --> 00:45:10.099
five things on this. And I got Ham back down
00:45:10.099 --> 00:45:13.480
to zero, so we don't lose. We don't lose to him
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:17.239
on his turn. So yeah, I'll pass. Okay. I only
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:20.159
have four flyers. We have five. You have six
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:23.179
birds, though. I mean, yeah. I wish I had a haste
00:45:23.179 --> 00:45:27.019
enabler. It's understandable. Yeah, it's a shame
00:45:27.019 --> 00:45:30.280
you're in red. Well, but I don't have one right
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:32.360
now. If I had a haste enabler currently, I could
00:45:32.360 --> 00:45:37.179
win. Prove it. I believe it. I'll show you what
00:45:37.179 --> 00:45:40.119
I would have been able to do. Just so that way
00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:43.900
I'm proving it. I'm going to tap my three tree
00:45:43.900 --> 00:45:49.429
city for... Oh, fuck ton of mana. Well, no. Ten
00:45:49.429 --> 00:45:53.010
mana. Ten is a lot. But it's not a fuck ton.
00:45:53.150 --> 00:45:54.889
I'm going to use five of it to equip this Helm
00:45:54.889 --> 00:45:58.130
of the Host to Bruce Tarl. That's pretty funny.
00:45:59.570 --> 00:46:01.869
Not to Isshin? Okay. No, because you can get
00:46:01.869 --> 00:46:05.809
an extra ETB and get another double strike. Okay,
00:46:05.949 --> 00:46:09.190
alright. I get a total of four double strikes
00:46:09.190 --> 00:46:12.170
that way. Oh yeah, because it enters. It comes
00:46:12.170 --> 00:46:13.969
in before you declare it as the attacker, so
00:46:13.969 --> 00:46:15.630
it enters, does the thing, and then you'll get
00:46:15.630 --> 00:46:19.139
two more. So yeah, it's pretty spicy. I like
00:46:19.139 --> 00:46:20.679
that. Actually, it'll be a total of five double
00:46:20.679 --> 00:46:22.440
strikes because I forgot the E .T. Yeah, yeah,
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:29.260
yeah. And then with three remaining, I'll cast
00:46:29.260 --> 00:46:33.239
a Combat Celebrant. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Which,
00:46:33.659 --> 00:46:36.159
if it hasn't been exerted this turn, I may exert
00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:40.159
it as it attacks. And then when I do, untap all
00:46:40.159 --> 00:46:42.619
other creatures I control, and after this phase,
00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:46.679
there's an additional Combat... The combat phase.
00:46:47.059 --> 00:46:49.039
Which would have meant if I had a haste enabler
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:52.360
and no one had a fog effect, I could have double
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:54.139
combat. Like the helm of the host that you just
00:46:54.139 --> 00:46:55.500
equipped to Bruce Tarl that you could have equipped
00:46:55.500 --> 00:46:58.239
to Id if you still had the mana for it? I do
00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:00.820
still have the mana for it. You beautiful son
00:47:00.820 --> 00:47:03.900
of a bitch. Because I only used... The combo
00:47:03.900 --> 00:47:08.699
is just right there. You still can just do it.
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:14.059
But... So I didn't even... So I topdecked that.
00:47:14.139 --> 00:47:15.860
So I didn't think of that line. Who's obviously
00:47:15.860 --> 00:47:17.900
had jazz hands before this. But I wanted to show
00:47:17.900 --> 00:47:22.659
you this. I had made a Bruce twirl. That's really
00:47:22.659 --> 00:47:27.300
funny. Very nice. So I started to show it. As
00:47:27.300 --> 00:47:31.920
opposed to grow it. So this is no longer a Bruce
00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:35.699
twirl. I'm going to go to combat. He is going
00:47:35.699 --> 00:47:40.159
to get infinite combat celebrants. Yep. Not infinite.
00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:44.409
Yes. 100 % infinite. Absolutely. Those two absolutely
00:47:44.409 --> 00:47:46.010
go infinite as long as you exert it when you
00:47:46.010 --> 00:47:49.389
attack. And so you can attack with just one Combat
00:47:49.389 --> 00:47:51.389
Celebrant. We'll be able to block, but the damage
00:47:51.389 --> 00:47:53.210
will be done to our creature. And then you get
00:47:53.210 --> 00:47:56.150
another Combat Phase, in which case the Helm
00:47:56.150 --> 00:47:57.250
of the Host triggers. You make another Combat
00:47:57.250 --> 00:47:59.750
Celebrant. You attack. It exerts again. You can
00:47:59.750 --> 00:48:01.449
attack the same person. They could even block
00:48:01.449 --> 00:48:03.010
it and have plenty of... But you can do that
00:48:03.010 --> 00:48:09.550
infinite times. So... I didn't... think about
00:48:09.550 --> 00:48:11.170
that. The reason why Helmet of the Host was in
00:48:11.170 --> 00:48:12.769
here is because I'm like, I need an infinite
00:48:12.769 --> 00:48:14.710
wincon. I'm like, I'll put Helmet of the Host
00:48:14.710 --> 00:48:18.789
and Kiki Jiki in there. Yeah. I didn't think
00:48:18.789 --> 00:48:20.449
about Combat Celebrant. Helmet of the Host, Combat
00:48:20.449 --> 00:48:22.449
Celebrant absolutely works. That said, a fog
00:48:22.449 --> 00:48:25.250
fucks the whole thing up just because it's prevent
00:48:25.250 --> 00:48:28.849
all combat damage for the entire turn. Oh, it's
00:48:28.849 --> 00:48:31.349
peace. I'll prevent all combat damage that would
00:48:31.349 --> 00:48:34.710
be dealt this turn. God, alright. Oh, you did
00:48:34.710 --> 00:48:37.409
it. Okay, here's my Combat Celebrant. Hell yeah.
00:48:37.530 --> 00:48:39.539
Yeah, that's fine. No, I mean, here's the thing.
00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:42.940
You can make... You can make infinite combat
00:48:42.940 --> 00:48:45.199
celebrants that are all exerted, but you still
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:47.280
have them. Like, you can make as many as you
00:48:47.280 --> 00:48:49.960
want. That's true. They don't have to deal damage.
00:48:50.340 --> 00:48:54.039
No, Helm of the Host isn't temporary. It's pretty
00:48:54.039 --> 00:48:56.659
good. Well, Joy, listen here. You can let me
00:48:56.659 --> 00:48:59.820
remove someone before you cast the fog. It's
00:48:59.820 --> 00:49:05.150
too late. Yeah, why not? yeah just just say that
00:49:05.150 --> 00:49:08.550
you have 800 exerted combat celebrants and one
00:49:08.550 --> 00:49:11.670
untapped one i have however that is combat celebrants
00:49:11.670 --> 00:49:13.670
now they've got to be tapped they have to be
00:49:13.670 --> 00:49:16.449
tapped they will be tapped yes every time you
00:49:16.449 --> 00:49:18.010
want to make a new one you do have to exert the
00:49:18.010 --> 00:49:21.789
one previous and i'll have one untapped there
00:49:21.789 --> 00:49:26.010
you go okay cool and i'll pass sure all right
00:49:26.010 --> 00:49:30.260
sick i think i'm dead though Now, just so everybody
00:49:30.260 --> 00:49:32.940
knows, Moments Piece was one in a green for a
00:49:32.940 --> 00:49:35.420
fog that also has flashback for two in a green.
00:49:35.619 --> 00:49:43.480
Son of a bitch. I came to play today. I was like,
00:49:43.500 --> 00:49:45.960
if this is an aggro episode, I'm fucking that
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:50.559
up. You're doing it. Let's go. All right. Balls.
00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:54.179
All right. I like to eat, eat, eat balls and
00:49:54.179 --> 00:49:57.699
bananas. see jolly could have made this a 1v1
00:49:57.699 --> 00:50:00.440
but he didn't want to i didn't want to i like
00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:03.380
commander as a multiplayer format yeah i don't
00:50:03.380 --> 00:50:06.980
think i well i got my celestial colonnade which
00:50:06.980 --> 00:50:10.239
is a flyer it's a vigi flyer at that so i could
00:50:10.239 --> 00:50:14.679
do i could have one two three four five i can
00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:18.360
put five flyers up you could take away all my
00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:21.639
points from a point stadium true but i just i
00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:24.329
don't know yeah But honestly, you having some
00:50:24.329 --> 00:50:26.909
points gives me hope that we might be able to
00:50:26.909 --> 00:50:28.750
do something about Jarvis here. That's true.
00:50:28.829 --> 00:50:31.690
If people can leave, well, I don't know how I
00:50:31.690 --> 00:50:32.869
get in on them, though. I don't have any points.
00:50:33.050 --> 00:50:34.909
I don't have any points. You can hit me all you
00:50:34.909 --> 00:50:37.030
want. That's true. If you're trying not to diminish
00:50:37.030 --> 00:50:39.889
my points, Rust can't lose points, and you don't
00:50:39.889 --> 00:50:43.409
have enough points to eliminate him. And it doesn't
00:50:43.409 --> 00:50:45.550
matter because it's not like my life total is
00:50:45.550 --> 00:50:50.359
going to kill me. So swing away, my friend. I
00:50:50.359 --> 00:50:52.079
mean, I was going to get some triggers. I was
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:56.360
planning to, if I'm completely honest. Let's
00:50:56.360 --> 00:50:59.079
see. I'm just letting you know that's a welcome
00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:03.820
play line. There is something else that I forgot
00:51:03.820 --> 00:51:06.699
that I also have. What's that? I also have infinite
00:51:06.699 --> 00:51:10.300
white soldiers because of my Stainite Vanguard.
00:51:10.900 --> 00:51:14.239
Are they tapped? They are tapped as well. Okay.
00:51:14.340 --> 00:51:18.300
Nice. Sure. I'm going to go ahead and pay. 2
00:51:18.300 --> 00:51:21.500
for a Lotus Cobra. It's a 2 -1 for 2 with landfall.
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:23.659
Whatever land I control enters, I add one mana
00:51:23.659 --> 00:51:25.659
of any color, which is kind of neat. I'm then
00:51:25.659 --> 00:51:27.880
going to play an Is Land, so that's going to
00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:30.519
trigger Choco getting the plus 1, plus 0, and
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:32.599
this bird getting the 1, 0, and Lotus Cobra,
00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:37.739
which is going to make a... Let's say a white
00:51:37.739 --> 00:51:42.900
Mania. I'm going to use that and... They wouldn't
00:51:42.900 --> 00:51:51.219
be tapped. Okay. Bye. When you exert... No. Then,
00:51:51.500 --> 00:51:55.679
like, you only get the extra combats. You would
00:51:55.679 --> 00:51:57.980
only get the extra combats if you exert them,
00:51:58.079 --> 00:52:00.820
so they'd have to be tapped. No, the combat celebrants
00:52:00.820 --> 00:52:02.900
have to be tapped. The white soldiers don't.
00:52:03.239 --> 00:52:05.880
No, that's what I was asking. Oh, yeah, yeah,
00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:09.000
yeah. The white soldiers, yeah. The celebrant
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.980
would be untapping them. I think the last one
00:52:10.980 --> 00:52:13.119
would be tapped or something, but yeah, you're
00:52:13.119 --> 00:52:16.489
good. I'm going to play a jacked off savior.
00:52:17.010 --> 00:52:19.469
Jacked off savior is a 3 -1. A jacked off what
00:52:19.469 --> 00:52:22.889
now? Oh yeah, you know it. We get saucy up in
00:52:22.889 --> 00:52:27.650
here. A jacked off savior? Oh yeah. And that's
00:52:27.650 --> 00:52:39.429
a bird? Alright. So this is love. We have fun.
00:52:39.690 --> 00:52:43.909
Alright. It is 3 -1 flyer for three. Whenever
00:52:43.909 --> 00:52:45.889
it or another creature you control with flying
00:52:45.889 --> 00:52:48.489
dies, return another target creature card with
00:52:48.489 --> 00:52:50.409
lesser mana value from your graveyard to the
00:52:50.409 --> 00:52:54.429
field, which is kind of neat. And that's going
00:52:54.429 --> 00:52:55.769
to trigger the Watcher of the Spheres. It's going
00:52:55.769 --> 00:52:57.329
to get plus one, plus one until end of turn.
00:52:57.889 --> 00:53:03.360
And then I'm going to also pay. Cool card. For
00:53:03.360 --> 00:53:06.280
a Curiosity Crafter. Curiosity Crafter is a 3
00:53:06.280 --> 00:53:08.699
-3 for 4 with flying. You have no maximum hand
00:53:08.699 --> 00:53:11.099
size, which is awesome, because I have one card.
00:53:12.300 --> 00:53:14.199
Whenever a creature token I control deals combat
00:53:14.199 --> 00:53:16.000
damage to a player, I get to draw a card. That's
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:19.039
kind of neat, I think. Alrighty -roo. So I need
00:53:19.039 --> 00:53:21.340
to punch some folks, because that's what we do
00:53:21.340 --> 00:53:24.679
here. It's the whole thing. Fisty, bud. And we
00:53:24.679 --> 00:53:26.780
need to get Fisty, bud. All the way up to the
00:53:26.780 --> 00:53:33.760
elbow. What? Hell yeah. Yeah, so... Miner's Guidewing's
00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:38.800
a 2 -2. The Watcher is now a 5 -5. That's pretty
00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:41.880
cool. All right, so I'm going to comment. I'm
00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:43.019
going to send the Watcher of the Spheres, which
00:53:43.019 --> 00:53:47.260
is a 5 -5, at Jarvis. I'm going to send the Miner's
00:53:47.260 --> 00:53:49.920
Guidewing, which is just a lowly 2 -2, but it
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:56.599
flies. I'm going to send that at Jolly. And then
00:53:56.599 --> 00:54:00.519
I'm going to send, I think, the Eagles of the
00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:05.840
North. which is a four, four also in the air
00:54:05.840 --> 00:54:10.699
at Russ. All right. So choco triggers. I've got
00:54:10.699 --> 00:54:16.559
three, three birds. Although should I just send
00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:18.900
more? I don't know. Like I'm worried about blocking,
00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:21.239
but there's a thousand million creatures, right?
00:54:21.300 --> 00:54:23.199
Like if Jarvis is going to hit, like Jarvis is
00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:25.239
going to hit. Like I just, yeah, I'm not going
00:54:25.239 --> 00:54:27.539
to block in. Yeah. The turn that Jarvis does
00:54:27.539 --> 00:54:30.639
not get fogged. It's over for everyone. And that's,
00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:32.650
that's just where we are. So actually, yeah,
00:54:32.690 --> 00:54:35.090
no, fuck that noise. So I'm going to, so I'm
00:54:35.090 --> 00:54:37.530
also, and Jarvis, your Sky Knight Vanguard is
00:54:37.530 --> 00:54:39.869
your only flyer as a 2 -2, correct? Yeah. All
00:54:39.869 --> 00:54:41.769
right, sick. So I'm also going to send Castro
00:54:41.769 --> 00:54:46.730
your way. Okay. And then I'm also going to send
00:54:46.730 --> 00:54:54.289
Choco, who is a 4 -6. No, sorry, 5 -6. I'm going
00:54:54.289 --> 00:54:58.929
to send that 5 -6 at Jolly, I suppose. I don't
00:54:58.929 --> 00:55:04.170
know. That's fine. okay and then yeah this little
00:55:04.170 --> 00:55:09.130
guy this uh this bird is a three three two at
00:55:09.130 --> 00:55:13.949
present i'll send that russ's way all right so
00:55:13.949 --> 00:55:18.949
let me i know so i've got so the what i say so
00:55:18.949 --> 00:55:23.670
choco and took on the guide winger going to jolly
00:55:23.670 --> 00:55:27.730
watcher and casserole going at jarvis eagles
00:55:27.730 --> 00:55:30.789
and bird at russ Did I remember that correctly?
00:55:31.889 --> 00:55:35.369
Yeah, that checks for me. One, two, three, four,
00:55:35.389 --> 00:55:37.650
five, six. So Choco Triggers, I get to look at
00:55:37.650 --> 00:55:40.190
the top six. The Eagles were what, three, right?
00:55:41.329 --> 00:55:42.849
Four, four, because they have a one -on -one
00:55:42.849 --> 00:55:44.929
counter. Got it. So I get to look at the top
00:55:44.929 --> 00:55:47.070
six cards. I get to put any number of lands from
00:55:47.070 --> 00:55:49.829
them onto the battlefield tapped. One of them
00:55:49.829 --> 00:55:51.150
into my hand, anything else into my graveyard.
00:55:52.010 --> 00:55:58.260
So... I found Guados Alam, Far Plain Gateway,
00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:03.239
and Snow -Covered Plains. So Choco and this bird
00:56:03.239 --> 00:56:04.900
are both going to get plus two plus zero. And
00:56:04.900 --> 00:56:07.380
Lotus Cobra is going to go ahead and make two...
00:56:07.380 --> 00:56:14.199
Two combat mana. Two blue and a blue. That might
00:56:14.199 --> 00:56:17.559
be relevant. You never know. True. Fair enough.
00:56:18.460 --> 00:56:20.940
I'm going to put that one into my hand. And into
00:56:20.940 --> 00:56:24.340
the graveyard is going to go... Summon Chocobog,
00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:28.539
the Suppression Ray, and Keeper of the Nine Gales.
00:56:28.880 --> 00:56:31.960
That card's really nice, and I like it. Then,
00:56:32.219 --> 00:56:35.820
for my next trick, I'm going to use the two Lotus
00:56:35.820 --> 00:56:38.119
Cobra mana. Oh, shit. There's really some...
00:56:38.119 --> 00:56:40.679
I'm going to go ahead and filter it through the
00:56:40.679 --> 00:56:42.659
Sungrass Prairie, but leave one of it blue for
00:56:42.659 --> 00:56:44.599
my own keep watch, because this card freaks everyone
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:48.320
out. Let's go! It's an instant to draw a card
00:56:48.320 --> 00:56:50.219
for each attacking creature. One, two, three,
00:56:50.300 --> 00:56:52.179
four, five, six. So I get to draw six cards.
00:56:53.260 --> 00:56:55.739
good that's good shit if you're playing an aggro
00:56:55.739 --> 00:56:58.760
deck and it has blue in it guys it's real good
00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:00.719
it doesn't mean creature creatures attacking
00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:04.679
you all right uh someone's keep watch is better
00:57:04.679 --> 00:57:09.599
i think that hams was but only by two i think
00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:12.039
for me not having to do any work to draw four
00:57:12.039 --> 00:57:15.239
versus ham having a very big swing out to draw
00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:17.500
two more than that i'm okay with what my math
00:57:17.500 --> 00:57:24.090
was all right so yeah Just tell me how much air
00:57:24.090 --> 00:57:30.150
damage I'm taking. Uh, yeah, so all of, so it's
00:57:30.150 --> 00:57:32.710
in the air with the exception of this bird, which
00:57:32.710 --> 00:57:35.489
got two more landfall triggers. Uh, so it's a
00:57:35.489 --> 00:57:39.090
five, it's a five, two, and then Choco is also,
00:57:39.090 --> 00:57:42.050
uh, on the ground. Jolly's way. Yeah. You got
00:57:42.050 --> 00:57:43.389
a five. I don't block any of the ones that mean.
00:57:43.650 --> 00:57:49.429
All right. So, yeah. Uh, so Jarvis, it's what?
00:57:49.690 --> 00:57:55.280
Uh, fucking three. Four, five, five. It's 10
00:57:55.280 --> 00:57:59.139
in the air across two bodies. And Russ, are you
00:57:59.139 --> 00:58:01.699
blocking anything? Nope. Love that. So that puts
00:58:01.699 --> 00:58:05.440
me up to six points and I get three casserole
00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:07.460
triggers. See, now him has more points than me.
00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:09.719
He's winning. Yeah, but you have the ability
00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:11.960
to get so many that you kill everyone like eight
00:58:11.960 --> 00:58:14.760
times over. That's true. All right. So remember,
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:19.099
I could only kill people as long as you don't
00:58:19.099 --> 00:58:21.480
fog me. then you can wait to fog until i kill
00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:23.880
everyone else all right so i'm gonna go ahead
00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:26.159
and you'd get so many triggers that there's no
00:58:26.159 --> 00:58:28.000
possible way that it would work out that way
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:30.460
i get all the castral actions i get to do all
00:58:30.460 --> 00:58:32.860
of them so i'm gonna put yeah yeah i'm gonna
00:58:32.860 --> 00:58:34.820
put my counters on everything first then actually
00:58:34.820 --> 00:58:36.920
no i'm not gonna oh yeah because they don't they
00:58:36.920 --> 00:58:39.619
don't go on at once i'm going to reanimate each
00:58:39.619 --> 00:58:42.280
yeah i'm gonna reanimate uh keeper the nine gales
00:58:42.280 --> 00:58:45.420
first and then put my counters on them um now
00:58:45.420 --> 00:58:48.769
it will have a finality counter on it but Small
00:58:48.769 --> 00:58:52.730
price to pay, in my opinion. Keeper of the Nightgales,
00:58:52.829 --> 00:58:55.550
by the way, is the best bird ever printed. What?
00:58:57.710 --> 00:59:02.230
Yeah, full stop. If you're playing birds. You
00:59:02.230 --> 00:59:05.429
just disrespect a stormcrow that way? I'm sorry.
00:59:05.889 --> 00:59:07.889
Keeper of the Nightgales is so good. Keeper of
00:59:07.889 --> 00:59:10.909
the Nightgales is a 1 -2 for 3. Yeah, it's a
00:59:10.909 --> 00:59:13.449
1 -2 for 3, 2 and a blue, with flying, and the
00:59:13.449 --> 00:59:16.519
ability... Tap, tap two untapped birds you control.
00:59:16.599 --> 00:59:18.599
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
00:59:18.880 --> 00:59:21.860
It's a repeatable boomerang on a stick. It really
00:59:21.860 --> 00:59:25.039
is. So I'm going to reanimate the Keeper of the
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:26.679
Nine Gales. It's going to have a finality counter
00:59:26.679 --> 00:59:30.139
on it. I gave counters to everything, and then
00:59:30.139 --> 00:59:32.719
I also get to draw a card off Gaster's ability,
00:59:32.900 --> 00:59:36.219
which is neat. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool,
00:59:36.239 --> 00:59:38.500
cool, cool. So I've drawn a fair number of cards.
00:59:39.380 --> 00:59:43.940
Very good. Yeah. I think that's all right. Do
00:59:43.940 --> 00:59:46.380
you have any good things to help me out here?
00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:48.800
No, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
00:59:49.300 --> 00:59:51.780
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. I have all
00:59:51.780 --> 00:59:55.019
sorts of good things in the deck, but... Do you
00:59:55.019 --> 00:59:57.539
have any damage that can't be prevented shit
00:59:57.539 --> 01:00:03.179
in my deck? Nope. Nope. Nope. Didn't put that
01:00:03.179 --> 01:00:05.880
in. All right. And I'm going to do something
01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:07.460
that I just think is sick. That makes me really
01:00:07.460 --> 01:00:10.679
happy. I'm going to go ahead and pay a mockingbird
01:00:10.679 --> 01:00:13.920
where X equals three, but I'm going to pay two
01:00:13.920 --> 01:00:15.539
mana for it because a watcher of the spheres.
01:00:17.329 --> 01:00:19.429
it's a yeah mockingbird it's a really dope clone
01:00:19.429 --> 01:00:21.610
that is a bird bard which makes me really happy
01:00:21.610 --> 01:00:23.329
you may have mockingbird enters a copy of any
01:00:23.329 --> 01:00:24.969
creature on the battlefield with mana value less
01:00:24.969 --> 01:00:26.750
than or equal to the amount of mana spent to
01:00:26.750 --> 01:00:29.929
cast mockingbird so i spent two which means it
01:00:29.929 --> 01:00:31.670
can come in as a copy of watcher of the spheres
01:00:31.670 --> 01:00:34.550
which has this like goofy ass flying prowess
01:00:34.550 --> 01:00:36.590
thing and it also makes all my creatures with
01:00:36.590 --> 01:00:40.570
flying cost one more less so i'm gonna make birds
01:00:40.570 --> 01:00:43.670
hella cheap you guys um i think that's cool all
01:00:43.670 --> 01:00:46.449
right And with that, I believe I've done enough
01:00:46.449 --> 01:00:49.389
for now. Pretty good. Alright, Jermro, please.
01:00:50.329 --> 01:00:51.969
Alright, Russ, get us out of this situation.
01:00:53.650 --> 01:00:56.489
Mountain. Blow them both out now. Chandra's Ignition.
01:00:56.550 --> 01:01:01.469
Deal three damage to everything. Fuck. No, Russ!
01:01:01.610 --> 01:01:05.690
Okay. You're the chosen one. Here's a stupid
01:01:05.690 --> 01:01:09.300
Vault of Champions, I guess. What the fuck do
01:01:09.300 --> 01:01:12.340
we do here? Oh, man, I've been trying to look
01:01:12.340 --> 01:01:14.400
at my deck list to see if I have anything where
01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:16.980
combat can't be prevented. I realize there's
01:01:16.980 --> 01:01:18.860
a card in here that isn't very good this week.
01:01:19.079 --> 01:01:23.460
Yeah. Combustion Man. Yeah, Combustion Man's
01:01:23.460 --> 01:01:27.699
not very great. Yeah, not great. No, I can't
01:01:27.699 --> 01:01:34.340
do that. Okay. One, two, three, four, five. I'm
01:01:34.340 --> 01:01:38.699
going to play this Conclave Evangelist. This
01:01:38.699 --> 01:01:41.559
is a 4 -4 with Myriad and also has whenever it
01:01:41.559 --> 01:01:43.760
deals combat damage to a player, I create a token
01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:49.019
that's a copy of Conclave Evangelist. I'm going
01:01:49.019 --> 01:01:51.639
to go to combat. I'm going to have Duke Older
01:01:51.639 --> 01:01:56.019
Raven Guard give the Conclave Evangelist Myriad
01:01:56.019 --> 01:02:00.900
and Haste. So now it's got double Myriad. What?
01:02:02.239 --> 01:02:06.800
How many birds of hams hit you? Oh, I think two,
01:02:06.920 --> 01:02:09.860
right? Was it two? Yeah, so I'm down. Yeah, I'm
01:02:09.860 --> 01:02:15.099
down two here. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I guess
01:02:15.099 --> 01:02:23.900
the Dalek Squadron at Rust, sure. There's what,
01:02:24.000 --> 01:02:26.400
eight billion? You know, maybe I just send the
01:02:26.400 --> 01:02:31.119
actual ones at Jarvis since the tokens most certainly
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:33.639
are going to do nothing. I'll kill the real ones
01:02:33.639 --> 01:02:37.969
too. Yeah, that's okay. At this point, I think
01:02:37.969 --> 01:02:41.329
that's fine. Yeah, I'm going to send the Dalek
01:02:41.329 --> 01:02:47.690
and the Conclave Evangelist at Jarvis. I don't
01:02:47.690 --> 01:02:54.849
like it. That's fine. And then so Russ and Ham
01:02:54.849 --> 01:02:58.409
each get these two 4 -4 tokens coming at them
01:02:58.409 --> 01:03:02.289
and also these two 3 -3 tokens coming at them.
01:03:03.250 --> 01:03:06.690
I'm... I'm blocking with enough soldiers to kill
01:03:06.690 --> 01:03:10.949
your things. Yeah, I had a feeling. I take no
01:03:10.949 --> 01:03:13.989
blocks. Or I'm not blocking. I take it all. That's
01:03:13.989 --> 01:03:17.090
11. I should block to protect some of my points.
01:03:17.269 --> 01:03:20.969
I worked hard on these points. That's fair. So
01:03:20.969 --> 01:03:23.769
Russ isn't blocking any of these. So I'll get
01:03:23.769 --> 01:03:28.949
at least these two. Okay. I'll block. I'll put
01:03:28.949 --> 01:03:32.400
the Lotus Cobra in front of... One of the two.
01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:34.460
I don't know. I have enough instant speed stuff
01:03:34.460 --> 01:03:37.000
to. Don't forget, I'm taking the Dalek also.
01:03:38.380 --> 01:03:41.860
OK, yeah, so that'll be. I'll be getting one,
01:03:41.940 --> 01:03:45.199
two, three counters on this one. So it's two,
01:03:45.239 --> 01:03:47.820
four, fours and two, three, three manaches. Yes.
01:03:47.860 --> 01:03:49.739
So if you don't block any of them, I'll only
01:03:49.739 --> 01:03:52.719
be at nine Strixhaven counters and I won't be
01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:54.980
able to win. Wait, if I don't block any of them,
01:03:55.000 --> 01:03:59.650
you won't be able to. Because I only had a total
01:03:59.650 --> 01:04:03.070
of six things coming in and I was at three. So
01:04:03.070 --> 01:04:05.269
yeah, if you don't block your two guys here or
01:04:05.269 --> 01:04:07.329
your Dalek, I only go up to nine. I don't have
01:04:07.329 --> 01:04:09.510
any double strike and I have one card in hand.
01:04:10.570 --> 01:04:12.929
Maybe if you think I have something that gives
01:04:12.929 --> 01:04:14.730
double strike in hand, then you can think about
01:04:14.730 --> 01:04:19.949
that. But as a current, I don't. I also just
01:04:19.949 --> 01:04:23.530
realized something, guys. Shouldn't the majority
01:04:23.530 --> 01:04:26.230
of my uncut celebrants be untapped because the
01:04:26.230 --> 01:04:28.309
one that entered and I exerted it would have
01:04:28.309 --> 01:04:30.369
untapped all of them? Oh, does he untap all the
01:04:30.369 --> 01:04:33.010
other ones? Yeah, it does. Oh, yeah, you're right.
01:04:33.110 --> 01:04:38.409
Yeah, it should be the opposite. Yeah, I guess.
01:04:41.130 --> 01:04:43.489
It doesn't matter that much. Comments, we did
01:04:43.489 --> 01:04:48.190
that just for you. Exactly. pedantic nerds in
01:04:48.190 --> 01:04:49.989
the comments we love you by the way so thank
01:04:49.989 --> 01:04:54.130
you for being you um all right i guess can't
01:04:54.130 --> 01:04:58.289
die from damage yeah but i like my points although
01:04:58.289 --> 01:05:00.670
if if jarvis gets a turn it's not gonna matter
01:05:00.670 --> 01:05:05.409
um i don't have a way to win on my turn you know
01:05:05.409 --> 01:05:08.269
what no blocks fuck it let's uh all right bow
01:05:08.269 --> 01:05:10.690
bow bow you don't have all right so it's right
01:05:10.690 --> 01:05:12.210
on the board what are you talking about these
01:05:12.210 --> 01:05:15.960
two died and then Because these also dealt combat
01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:18.360
damage, I get to make two more of these guys.
01:05:19.619 --> 01:05:26.059
I'll do the same thing I did last turn, but Jolly
01:05:26.059 --> 01:05:30.539
just has the ability to go and fog me. I am going
01:05:30.539 --> 01:05:34.940
to do it. He's a fog -ass flashback. Yeah, I
01:05:34.940 --> 01:05:37.659
can sub -drive this at least one more time. But
01:05:37.659 --> 01:05:40.900
I'm doing that for all of us. Jolly, can I make
01:05:40.900 --> 01:05:44.500
an agreement? Oh, Jarvis, I don't know. You can
01:05:44.500 --> 01:05:48.880
try. My first combat, I won't swing at you. So
01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:52.280
that way you don't have to worry about damage
01:05:52.280 --> 01:05:55.159
getting dealt. I'll tell you this. If anybody
01:05:55.159 --> 01:05:57.940
else can literally make me a better deal, which
01:05:57.940 --> 01:06:00.860
is just they're going to kill you on their turn
01:06:00.860 --> 01:06:03.159
and leave me alone, then yeah, I'm not letting
01:06:03.159 --> 01:06:05.409
you do shit. I'll see what I can do. The reason
01:06:05.409 --> 01:06:07.889
why I'm saying that, Ham literally can kill me
01:06:07.889 --> 01:06:10.150
on his turn, because I only have one flyer, and
01:06:10.150 --> 01:06:13.510
he has more than enough flyers. Yeah, well, if
01:06:13.510 --> 01:06:16.010
Ham makes that deal, if Ham makes that deal,
01:06:16.130 --> 01:06:19.030
then I'm going to take Ham's deal. But Ham hasn't
01:06:19.030 --> 01:06:20.969
made that deal. You're making that deal for Ham.
01:06:21.710 --> 01:06:23.530
I was about to say, if you want me to do that,
01:06:23.590 --> 01:06:26.789
Jarvis. I didn't know that that was Ham's situation.
01:06:27.230 --> 01:06:29.690
It didn't have to be like this at all. Yeah,
01:06:29.690 --> 01:06:32.590
I've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
01:06:32.650 --> 01:06:35.170
eight flyers. I got two points. Yeah, I mean,
01:06:35.170 --> 01:06:37.730
I could just full send. Well, you do have your
01:06:37.730 --> 01:06:41.170
one flying blocker, though. Well, I mean, Jarvis
01:06:41.170 --> 01:06:43.969
is going to draw a board wipe and a flyer right
01:06:43.969 --> 01:06:45.969
here. Check it out. All right, sick. Oh, wait,
01:06:46.050 --> 01:06:47.690
I have my colonnade. Never mind. I got it. We're
01:06:47.690 --> 01:06:52.179
good. Yeah. But yeah, so no, Jolly, if you want
01:06:52.179 --> 01:06:54.480
to, fuck, I'm happy to knock Jarvis out. I'm
01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:56.380
cool with that. We'll see who he attacks. If
01:06:56.380 --> 01:06:57.480
you want to do that. If you don't, that's fine,
01:06:57.500 --> 01:07:00.119
too. Fuck it. Play your game. Don't let me tell
01:07:00.119 --> 01:07:02.519
you what to do. The funniest possible thing,
01:07:02.539 --> 01:07:04.679
though, is that Ham just instead kills me with
01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:07.599
all of his flyers and just leaves Jarvis alive
01:07:07.599 --> 01:07:12.400
for no reason. I'm not playing this. I have a
01:07:12.400 --> 01:07:17.179
plan. Oh, shit. To help me out a little bit,
01:07:17.219 --> 01:07:22.599
I think. Okay. i'm gonna oh yeah how many how
01:07:22.599 --> 01:07:25.980
many ishins can you make if you if you equip
01:07:25.980 --> 01:07:29.199
the helm to ishin i can't make that many ishins
01:07:29.199 --> 01:07:32.219
well you have all these untapped combat celebrants
01:07:32.219 --> 01:07:34.699
so you get that many extra combats you can make
01:07:34.699 --> 01:07:36.460
them well you could i mean you could make infinite
01:07:36.460 --> 01:07:38.079
comments just because of your celebrants you
01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:42.599
could like exert one of them get an extra combat
01:07:42.599 --> 01:07:44.679
and then exert another one it untaps the first
01:07:44.679 --> 01:07:47.199
one like you could sequence it such that like
01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:51.690
you never stop Eventually, you don't get any
01:07:51.690 --> 01:07:54.190
extra main phases, so he'd have to pick which
01:07:54.190 --> 01:07:56.449
thing he wants to make the infinite copies of.
01:07:57.150 --> 01:08:03.889
Is this shit a meh? I kinda love that, and all
01:08:03.889 --> 01:08:06.610
its implications. No, but this is a meh. Okay,
01:08:06.650 --> 01:08:10.230
good. So I'm making infinite red mana, or whatever.
01:08:10.750 --> 01:08:13.730
Red mana. Oh, with three tree city? Yeah. Yeah,
01:08:13.750 --> 01:08:17.050
plenty. Son of a bitch. I really don't have enough
01:08:17.050 --> 01:08:20.739
mana here. To do what I want to do. Well, I actually...
01:08:20.739 --> 01:08:25.920
Listen, I know exactly... I know exactly how
01:08:25.920 --> 01:08:28.300
you get out of this situation, Jarvis. But I'm
01:08:28.300 --> 01:08:32.159
not going to tell you. But it's very obvious
01:08:32.159 --> 01:08:34.579
and it's right there. Oh, I don't have anything
01:08:34.579 --> 01:08:38.819
that prevents damage. I can't prevent damage.
01:08:39.140 --> 01:08:40.880
You don't have anything that can prevent damage
01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:43.630
from flyers? You don't have anything that can,
01:08:43.750 --> 01:08:46.109
I don't know, block a flyer when we just said
01:08:46.109 --> 01:08:48.609
you can make infinite copies of any creatures
01:08:48.609 --> 01:08:52.550
you have? Yeah, but that's not what I'm doing
01:08:52.550 --> 01:08:57.010
right now. Well, then lose, Jarvis! I'll get
01:08:57.010 --> 01:08:59.310
there, but before I do that, what I'm doing is
01:08:59.310 --> 01:09:02.630
I'm going to go... I want to look for the best
01:09:02.630 --> 01:09:05.970
card in my deck. What's that? Because, I don't
01:09:05.970 --> 01:09:07.810
know, you know what? Yeah, I'm going to look
01:09:07.810 --> 01:09:11.529
for... I'm going to... He adds 8 million red
01:09:11.529 --> 01:09:14.109
mana and says, I'm going to look for the best
01:09:14.109 --> 01:09:16.489
card in my deck. I want to animate my Restless
01:09:16.489 --> 01:09:20.829
Vents and my Restless Feverwack. Okay. What do
01:09:20.829 --> 01:09:24.750
those do? Restless Vents allows me, whenever
01:09:24.750 --> 01:09:26.449
I attack, I may discard that card. If I do, I
01:09:26.449 --> 01:09:28.850
draw a card. Oh, okay. Oh, I see. We're doing
01:09:28.850 --> 01:09:32.890
some digging. Restless Feverwack lets me go,
01:09:32.989 --> 01:09:35.250
and when I attack, put a plus one, plus one counter
01:09:35.250 --> 01:09:37.319
on a target creature you control. Oh, wait a
01:09:37.319 --> 01:09:39.420
minute. So since you have essentially infinite
01:09:39.420 --> 01:09:42.239
combats, this is kind of like a tutor, but you're
01:09:42.239 --> 01:09:45.399
doing it through iterations of drawing and discarding
01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:48.619
a card. Yes, but then the only mana I'll have
01:09:48.619 --> 01:09:51.579
left at the end of it is from the lands, I guess.
01:09:51.659 --> 01:09:54.939
That works for Blasphemous Act, though. Back
01:09:54.939 --> 01:09:57.260
to your own board. You know what? You're not
01:09:57.260 --> 01:10:01.159
wrong. But okay, I'll go and put a Helm of the
01:10:01.159 --> 01:10:05.180
Host on this guy. Yeah, I bet. Let's go to combat.
01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:09.460
Short thing, bud. Swing. I guess I should keep
01:10:09.460 --> 01:10:14.039
track of how many iterations I do, right? I'm
01:10:14.039 --> 01:10:16.659
swinging. I think you don't, and the reason is
01:10:16.659 --> 01:10:20.819
because it's a May. You have so many celebrants
01:10:20.819 --> 01:10:23.619
that you could go through as many times as you
01:10:23.619 --> 01:10:26.159
want until you just find the card through the
01:10:26.159 --> 01:10:28.899
iterations of draw discard. Because the combat
01:10:28.899 --> 01:10:31.079
won't happen because I am going to flashback
01:10:31.079 --> 01:10:33.159
the thing. I was going to say I'm going to swing
01:10:33.159 --> 01:10:36.970
everything at hand, but okay. Yeah, and guess
01:10:36.970 --> 01:10:39.970
what? You still can. I'm just preventing all
01:10:39.970 --> 01:10:43.069
the combat damage. Okay, so first I am going
01:10:43.069 --> 01:10:45.890
to discard a card. Discard this exotic orchard
01:10:45.890 --> 01:10:53.390
and draw a card. Nice. And I want to go and put
01:10:53.390 --> 01:10:55.909
my plus one, plus one counters on my birds as
01:10:55.909 --> 01:10:59.250
I make them. Sure. My human knights that fly
01:10:59.250 --> 01:11:03.310
as I make them. Sure. Making my human knights
01:11:03.310 --> 01:11:05.680
slightly larger. Yep, of course. That's not what
01:11:05.680 --> 01:11:10.140
I want. So you guys will all be untapped. Not
01:11:10.140 --> 01:11:13.260
what I want. You're not good in this game. I
01:11:13.260 --> 01:11:16.279
don't want you either. This is my favorite way
01:11:16.279 --> 01:11:20.699
to do a tutor I've ever seen in my life. Teferi's
01:11:20.699 --> 01:11:22.899
Protection, you're not what I want. Tutoring
01:11:22.899 --> 01:11:25.600
one card per turn through looting because of
01:11:25.600 --> 01:11:29.020
infinite combat celebrants in a fog meta. It's
01:11:29.020 --> 01:11:31.680
so good. This is Magic the Gathering. I'm so
01:11:31.680 --> 01:11:34.140
happy right now. Ink Shield isn't good because
01:11:34.140 --> 01:11:36.899
I don't have enough mana for it. Nope. This is
01:11:36.899 --> 01:11:39.279
Sun Titan. I know this is getting me until...
01:11:39.279 --> 01:11:41.239
I want the best card for my next turn, I think.
01:11:41.380 --> 01:11:44.750
Uh -huh. There's a Blasphemous Act. They keep
01:11:44.750 --> 01:11:47.069
that, and I can keep attacking. And then you
01:11:47.069 --> 01:11:49.710
get a second main that can cast a Plasma Sack.
01:11:51.569 --> 01:11:56.210
Attack until all my creatures have greater than
01:11:56.210 --> 01:12:00.869
power. That's actually pretty snazzy. I would
01:12:00.869 --> 01:12:02.909
make it greater than 13, because I don't trust
01:12:02.909 --> 01:12:09.189
Jolly not to have a copy target spell. Me? That
01:12:09.189 --> 01:12:11.970
is true. That's up my alley. I think I want to
01:12:11.970 --> 01:12:15.180
make it until all of them have... 27 power. Oh,
01:12:15.260 --> 01:12:18.220
27 toughness. Okay, so you've attacked so many
01:12:18.220 --> 01:12:22.579
times that all your creatures... My Restless
01:12:22.579 --> 01:12:24.939
Bivouac, whenever it attacks, I put a plus one,
01:12:24.960 --> 01:12:26.220
plus one counter on target creature I control.
01:12:26.460 --> 01:12:29.659
Jesus. Okay. That's so fucking funny. This is
01:12:29.659 --> 01:12:36.220
so stupid. Alright. And then... Restlessly Bivouacked
01:12:36.220 --> 01:12:39.680
into 27 27s across the board with his one Luda
01:12:39.680 --> 01:12:43.479
turn tutor in the fog meta. God, what a good
01:12:43.479 --> 01:12:46.920
game. And then I'm going to tap my second main
01:12:46.920 --> 01:12:49.939
phase. Yeah. I'm going to tap my Russell's fence
01:12:49.939 --> 01:12:53.319
for a red and blast. Yeah. Damn. Yep. All my
01:12:53.319 --> 01:12:56.840
guys died. All right. So I do have a jacked off
01:12:56.840 --> 01:12:59.920
savior online. Fuck it. And it says whenever
01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:01.680
it or another creature you control with flying
01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:03.439
dies, return another target creature card with
01:13:03.439 --> 01:13:04.779
lesser mana value from your graveyard to the
01:13:04.779 --> 01:13:07.659
battlefield. So I'm going to get some triggers.
01:13:08.279 --> 01:13:12.510
Yeah, let's go. So, unfortunately, the Keeper
01:13:12.510 --> 01:13:14.829
of the Nine Gales and Eagles of the North both
01:13:14.829 --> 01:13:16.510
had finality counters, so they fuck off into
01:13:16.510 --> 01:13:18.909
exile forever, which, boo, but whatever. It is
01:13:18.909 --> 01:13:22.489
what it is. All right. So they're gone. Keeper
01:13:22.489 --> 01:13:24.350
of the Nine Gales was going to be great. It was
01:13:24.350 --> 01:13:25.489
going to be fantastic, and I was going to be
01:13:25.489 --> 01:13:28.770
so happy, but no. All right. So Lotus Cobra just
01:13:28.770 --> 01:13:30.409
eats shit and goes to the graveyard, is what
01:13:30.409 --> 01:13:32.810
it is. This bird disappears forever because it's
01:13:32.810 --> 01:13:36.770
a token, unfortunate, but that's okay. All right.
01:13:36.810 --> 01:13:39.329
It also doesn't have flying. Choco also doesn't
01:13:39.329 --> 01:13:40.930
have flying, so it doesn't trigger. I'm going
01:13:40.930 --> 01:13:45.029
to send it back to the zone. Miner's Guide Wing
01:13:45.029 --> 01:13:47.390
is going to, you know, when it eats it, it does
01:13:47.390 --> 01:13:49.810
have this ability, Target Creature Control Explorers.
01:13:49.850 --> 01:13:51.430
I will not have a creature on the battlefield
01:13:51.430 --> 01:13:54.890
in that result. That won't be a thing. But it
01:13:54.890 --> 01:13:56.850
is a one drop in my graveyard, which is notable.
01:13:57.090 --> 01:14:00.229
All right. So all of these are going into my
01:14:00.229 --> 01:14:02.329
graveyard, right? They all hit simultaneously.
01:14:03.890 --> 01:14:06.930
And as far as... Oh my god. Sorry, my cat has
01:14:06.930 --> 01:14:09.750
decided to pick the most mentally taxing moment
01:14:09.750 --> 01:14:13.649
of this game for me. Top on my battlefield. Fucking
01:14:13.649 --> 01:14:19.909
amazing. Thank you. That's very good. I am the
01:14:19.909 --> 01:14:24.010
most pushover bitch of a cat dad ever, but like,
01:14:24.069 --> 01:14:25.670
on this one, no, I'm sorry. You gotta get down.
01:14:25.810 --> 01:14:31.460
Alright, um... Cool. Uh, cat dads, you get it.
01:14:31.500 --> 01:14:34.659
You know what I'm saying? Anyway, uh, so I'm
01:14:34.659 --> 01:14:38.020
going to stack my lands here for now. So I do
01:14:38.020 --> 01:14:43.460
have jacked out triggers where for, for three,
01:14:43.640 --> 01:14:47.539
four, two, I have a couple of ones, but it's,
01:14:47.539 --> 01:14:50.800
um, yeah, lessers and I don't have any zeros.
01:14:51.079 --> 01:14:53.880
So I'm not gonna worry about those. Um, so yeah,
01:14:53.880 --> 01:14:55.319
my mockingbird and my miner's guide wing are
01:14:55.319 --> 01:14:57.680
just fodder for it. They won't actually impact
01:14:57.680 --> 01:15:01.699
it. And then I also have, uh, a 5. So, that's
01:15:01.699 --> 01:15:05.600
what we got. So, um... Unfortunately, I have
01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:07.039
no way to bring Castrol back, which is a real
01:15:07.039 --> 01:15:09.899
bummer. It's really unfortunate that the Eagles
01:15:09.899 --> 01:15:11.319
of the North had the Finality Counter on it,
01:15:11.359 --> 01:15:12.640
because that would have been a 6. I could have
01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:14.920
reanimated Castrol with that, but alas. Alright.
01:15:17.020 --> 01:15:22.960
Um... Alright, so... I'm going to have Castrol
01:15:22.960 --> 01:15:26.119
reanimate the Curiosity Crafter, so that's my
01:15:26.119 --> 01:15:29.310
5. So that's back. And funnily enough, it goes
01:15:29.310 --> 01:15:30.350
right from the graveyard to the battlefield.
01:15:30.550 --> 01:15:33.350
Untapped, no finality counter. Love that. The
01:15:33.350 --> 01:15:36.449
three, which was the jackdaw itself, is going
01:15:36.449 --> 01:15:38.270
to reanimate the watcher of the spheres. That
01:15:38.270 --> 01:15:42.069
is a very useful thing that I like a lot. The
01:15:42.069 --> 01:15:46.149
four, which was the curiosity crafter, is going
01:15:46.149 --> 01:15:47.750
to reanimate the jackdaw savior. Let's bring
01:15:47.750 --> 01:15:51.250
that back so that we can keep it on. And then...
01:15:51.250 --> 01:15:55.409
Jackdaw. And then the minor guy is going to come
01:15:55.409 --> 01:16:00.000
back. Yeah. So there we go. I still have some
01:16:00.000 --> 01:16:02.199
birds. Hooray. Not bad for just getting wiped.
01:16:02.319 --> 01:16:04.819
And my Celestial Colonnade is still chilling
01:16:04.819 --> 01:16:09.579
in my mana base. There you go. Alright. Not out
01:16:09.579 --> 01:16:12.460
of it just yet. Alright. Meanwhile, Jarvis still
01:16:12.460 --> 01:16:15.380
has infinite dudes of infinite size, so you know.
01:16:15.460 --> 01:16:17.960
And also infinite mana, and also still the land
01:16:17.960 --> 01:16:21.239
that will let him infinitely tutor his deck through
01:16:21.239 --> 01:16:24.369
one card at a time. This is the most futile effort
01:16:24.369 --> 01:16:26.430
I've put up in a long time, but fuck it. We ball.
01:16:26.609 --> 01:16:29.729
All right. You can't give up. Every time you
01:16:29.729 --> 01:16:31.829
give up, Jarvis wins. And also, every time you
01:16:31.829 --> 01:16:35.649
try, Jarvis wins. Hey, hey, hey. I haven't won.
01:16:36.970 --> 01:16:42.590
It's just because of me. Yeah, exactly. Jolly
01:16:42.590 --> 01:16:44.310
brings the interaction, stops Jarvis, and then
01:16:44.310 --> 01:16:46.789
I win. It's great. I've been holding this boy
01:16:46.789 --> 01:16:50.229
down by the dick. It's been seven weeks since
01:16:50.229 --> 01:16:53.119
I've won. Yeah, I think you've been the archenemy
01:16:53.119 --> 01:16:55.359
all of those weeks at some point, though. Or
01:16:55.359 --> 01:16:56.539
it actually hasn't been longer because I didn't
01:16:56.539 --> 01:16:59.399
refresh this. Would you stop telling... Alright,
01:16:59.500 --> 01:17:02.359
so Jarvis, that was your turn. Yeah, that was
01:17:02.359 --> 01:17:04.659
Jarvis' second main phase. It's been nine. Let
01:17:04.659 --> 01:17:07.739
me have this. It's been over two months, Jolly.
01:17:07.800 --> 01:17:10.239
I need this. Who's it been? Has it been like
01:17:10.239 --> 01:17:14.159
Russ and Ham back and forth? You actually...
01:17:14.159 --> 01:17:18.000
Yeah, I've only won once. No, Russ, you've won
01:17:18.000 --> 01:17:20.899
twice. Yeah, because you had your Nissa and then
01:17:20.899 --> 01:17:23.220
your reverse Nissa that you played last week
01:17:23.220 --> 01:17:25.180
or whatever. I've definitely cleared out a couple.
01:17:25.420 --> 01:17:28.119
Ham's won five times, so Joy's won twice, Russ's
01:17:28.119 --> 01:17:30.600
won twice, Joy's won five times. Yeah, y 'all
01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:34.260
should not let me win. I know Jarvis has been
01:17:34.260 --> 01:17:38.500
the main enemy this game, but the most recent
01:17:38.500 --> 01:17:41.640
run, yeah, no, I've been the bad guy. I need
01:17:41.640 --> 01:17:46.779
this. Anything else? I have nothing else I can
01:17:46.779 --> 01:17:49.170
do. Alright, cool, cool, cool. How about Winds
01:17:49.170 --> 01:17:53.189
of Abandon? Blow him out. Overloaded Winds of
01:17:53.189 --> 01:17:57.609
Abandon. I forgot this was in here. God, I love
01:17:57.609 --> 01:18:00.949
this card. I want to play a Reliquary Tower as
01:18:00.949 --> 01:18:04.729
my land return. It's so good! I like that card,
01:18:04.810 --> 01:18:06.989
too. It's a really good card. Reliquary Tower,
01:18:07.090 --> 01:18:10.090
absolute classic. The card that I just drew,
01:18:10.189 --> 01:18:11.810
I forgot that I put it in this deck, and oh my
01:18:11.810 --> 01:18:14.010
god, it's beautiful, it's wonderful, it's flawless.
01:18:15.260 --> 01:18:17.800
um so i'm gonna go ahead and just play it because
01:18:17.800 --> 01:18:20.760
i can't not after letting you all know how great
01:18:20.760 --> 01:18:29.159
it is um four five murmuration this is an enchantment
01:18:29.159 --> 01:18:31.439
for five that is one oh yeah yeah yeah i love
01:18:31.439 --> 01:18:33.939
it so much they took an un card and made it real
01:18:33.939 --> 01:18:37.380
murmuration is a uh five drop enchantment birds
01:18:37.380 --> 01:18:39.560
you control get plus one plus one and have vigilance
01:18:39.560 --> 01:18:42.420
that alone not bad right um For five, it's a
01:18:42.420 --> 01:18:44.439
bit much. But it also has, at the beginning of
01:18:44.439 --> 01:18:46.859
your end step, for each spell you've cast this
01:18:46.859 --> 01:18:50.920
turn, create a one -two blue bird creature token
01:18:50.920 --> 01:18:55.340
with flying named Stormcrow. Stormcrow Storm.
01:18:55.600 --> 01:18:58.739
That's so stupid. There was an uncard called
01:18:58.739 --> 01:19:04.020
Crowstorm, which was kind of that, except it
01:19:04.020 --> 01:19:05.859
was like a sorcery. So I've cast one spell this
01:19:05.859 --> 01:19:10.789
turn, which was it. Sick. All right. How much
01:19:10.789 --> 01:19:14.390
more? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
01:19:14.649 --> 01:19:20.810
All right. So I've got four. Yeah. And Jarvis
01:19:20.810 --> 01:19:22.689
has all the blockers. So that's what Calendade
01:19:22.689 --> 01:19:25.649
does. Fuck all here. You know what? I'm going
01:19:25.649 --> 01:19:27.270
to, I guess I'm going to take this opportunity
01:19:27.270 --> 01:19:29.489
to showcase some really goofy cards that make
01:19:29.489 --> 01:19:31.930
me happy. Cause I think that's an appropriate
01:19:31.930 --> 01:19:33.529
use of this time. Cause I don't have anything.
01:19:34.630 --> 01:19:36.409
I mean, I guess I could throw out my commander
01:19:36.409 --> 01:19:40.359
and go digging, but even then. Yeah. With tax,
01:19:40.579 --> 01:19:42.439
I'd have one mana to work with after the fact.
01:19:43.760 --> 01:19:46.380
So, yeah. And you don't have a blasphemous act
01:19:46.380 --> 01:19:51.079
to work with. I don't, in fact. Um, yeah. I hope
01:19:51.079 --> 01:19:52.600
that this isn't the time where I draw, like,
01:19:52.600 --> 01:19:55.220
one of my reconnaissance -style cards, because
01:19:55.220 --> 01:19:57.880
that's not gonna be a good top deck. Sure it
01:19:57.880 --> 01:20:05.300
will. Oh, man. Aw, nerds. Nerds. Nerds. And squirts,
01:20:05.380 --> 01:20:08.020
baby. And them squirts, baby. Alright, um...
01:20:10.569 --> 01:20:13.890
You know what? Fuck it. 3, 4, 5. I'm going to
01:20:13.890 --> 01:20:20.090
play Taunos the Toymaker. Hell yes! This card
01:20:20.090 --> 01:20:22.630
is dumb and beautiful. And beautifully dumb.
01:20:22.810 --> 01:20:25.189
Taunos the Toymaker is a human artificer for
01:20:25.189 --> 01:20:29.170
5. Which is one of those I dare you build -arounds.
01:20:29.430 --> 01:20:31.510
And it says whenever you cast a beast or bird
01:20:31.510 --> 01:20:33.670
creature spell, you may copy it, except the copy
01:20:33.670 --> 01:20:35.550
is an artifact and it doesn't choose other types.
01:20:35.850 --> 01:20:39.300
That's so good. It's so dumb. I love it. And
01:20:39.300 --> 01:20:41.260
it's just like, hey, birds. It likes birds. I
01:20:41.260 --> 01:20:44.560
like birds. Neat. Birds, birds, birds. Okay,
01:20:44.619 --> 01:20:47.239
cool. And I have two mana open. And you know
01:20:47.239 --> 01:20:49.720
what? I've cast two spells this turn. I really
01:20:49.720 --> 01:20:53.479
want more Stormcrows. So I'm going to just Sorcery
01:20:53.479 --> 01:20:56.899
Speed a Flash creature out. Aven Mindcensor.
01:20:57.420 --> 01:20:59.500
So upon casting it, Taunos is going to make a
01:20:59.500 --> 01:21:01.500
copy of it because we're cool like that. And
01:21:01.500 --> 01:21:06.000
Aven Mindcensor is a 2 -1 for 3 with Flash and
01:21:06.000 --> 01:21:07.869
Flying. And if an opponent would search... a
01:21:07.869 --> 01:21:10.010
library, that player searches the top four cards
01:21:10.010 --> 01:21:12.609
of that library instead. And that is the third
01:21:12.609 --> 01:21:14.970
spell that I've cast this turn, so I'm going
01:21:14.970 --> 01:21:18.270
to get... Dude, it's a very powerful card. And
01:21:18.270 --> 01:21:21.789
beautiful art. It is, yeah, absolutely. Alright,
01:21:21.930 --> 01:21:25.430
so I'm going to go ahead and get three Stormcrows
01:21:25.430 --> 01:21:29.750
and pass, I guess. I mean, yeah. It almost reminds
01:21:29.750 --> 01:21:32.649
me more of a seal than a bird. I should probably
01:21:32.649 --> 01:21:36.689
have swung with my Vigilant, guys. Wait, wait,
01:21:36.710 --> 01:21:41.739
wait. White. White, white, white. Okay, six mana,
01:21:41.779 --> 01:21:43.819
though. Six mana's good. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
01:21:43.880 --> 01:21:47.340
I got something for six mana. One, two, three,
01:21:47.380 --> 01:21:50.359
four, five, six. Won't save us, but it's something.
01:21:50.880 --> 01:21:55.159
Thurming Hivebowl. Ability for slivers. Slivers
01:21:55.159 --> 01:21:57.659
you control have double strike and haste at the
01:21:57.659 --> 01:21:59.680
beginning of each upkeep. Create two. Upkeep,
01:21:59.680 --> 01:22:03.800
damn it. Damn it. Sliver tokens. I love that.
01:22:03.899 --> 01:22:10.600
And pass. Fuck. I gotta say, Jenny Faye's underperforming
01:22:10.600 --> 01:22:14.060
today. Yeah. What the hell am I supposed to do
01:22:14.060 --> 01:22:17.939
with this? This sucks. I don't know. Yeah, great,
01:22:18.020 --> 01:22:21.020
Jarvis. Appreciate your contribution. I thought
01:22:21.020 --> 01:22:23.680
you were asking. I was just participating in
01:22:23.680 --> 01:22:26.579
your conversation. I can't, I can't even, I can't
01:22:26.579 --> 01:22:28.399
play my commander, does nothing. I, whatever.
01:22:28.560 --> 01:22:31.319
Go ahead, Jarvis. I don't care. Do whatever you're
01:22:31.319 --> 01:22:35.760
gonna do. Horseballs. horse piss how come i don't
01:22:35.760 --> 01:22:39.239
believe this still draw i don't know i don't
01:22:39.239 --> 01:22:43.359
listen i'll say this normally normally when i
01:22:43.359 --> 01:22:47.800
bait i feel like y 'all don't do it i'm doing
01:22:47.800 --> 01:22:50.640
it yeah normally i do it in the quiet of my own
01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:53.140
home and so y 'all don't know you know i think
01:22:53.140 --> 01:22:57.000
listen personally i think if i if i had something
01:22:57.000 --> 01:23:02.359
then playing up my usual cartoony aspect of,
01:23:02.520 --> 01:23:04.539
okay, we don't gotta worry about Jarvis again,
01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:09.380
would be more so my style, I think. It's a stupid
01:23:09.380 --> 01:23:12.680
fucking thing. I'm activating my restless vents.
01:23:13.100 --> 01:23:16.239
I don't like that. Sure. Don't you just win,
01:23:16.319 --> 01:23:18.500
though? Yeah, like, all you have to do is just
01:23:18.500 --> 01:23:21.340
attack. I'm doing it to be safe, Jolly, because
01:23:21.340 --> 01:23:27.409
I don't trust you. Why? I have been fogged three
01:23:27.409 --> 01:23:30.430
times already this game. Yeah, how could I possibly
01:23:30.430 --> 01:23:32.590
have... In the last three turns, he's had infinite
01:23:32.590 --> 01:23:36.010
everything. How would I even have a fourth on
01:23:36.010 --> 01:23:38.989
a five -color deck? Because you focused on fogs.
01:23:39.170 --> 01:23:43.850
That's how. I thought it'd be really funny. I'm
01:23:43.850 --> 01:23:45.930
going to go to combat. You're not wrong, though.
01:23:46.010 --> 01:23:47.649
I'm going to do everything equally three ways.
01:23:48.630 --> 01:23:52.470
Okay. I do have the trigger. I am going to discard
01:23:52.470 --> 01:23:56.569
and draw. and then discard and draw for the first
01:23:56.569 --> 01:24:00.470
time. Is everything... Is it happening, Jolly?
01:24:01.130 --> 01:24:04.529
You're saying... I just want to double -check
01:24:04.529 --> 01:24:06.850
this. You're saying everything is swinging three
01:24:06.850 --> 01:24:10.649
ways? I'm splitting my stuff equally three ways
01:24:10.649 --> 01:24:13.329
between you guys. Excellent. One, two, three,
01:24:13.430 --> 01:24:17.890
four, five. I'm going to cast Aether Spouts,
01:24:17.890 --> 01:24:19.909
and for each attacking creature, you can put
01:24:19.909 --> 01:24:22.710
it on the top or bottom of your library. Just
01:24:22.710 --> 01:24:25.090
had to make sure it was all of them. Fucking
01:24:25.090 --> 01:24:30.069
Christ, dude. Well, I guess I'd be left with,
01:24:30.130 --> 01:24:34.289
uh... I guess I'd be left with two bur - uh,
01:24:34.409 --> 01:24:40.649
with, uh, nothings, uh... I thought you were
01:24:40.649 --> 01:24:42.869
just gonna swing a hefty chunk at me, and I was
01:24:42.869 --> 01:24:44.550
like, I'm not gonna be able to stop him, but
01:24:44.550 --> 01:24:50.670
you said everything. Yeah. You - you worked so
01:24:50.670 --> 01:24:55.859
hard! I'm just thinking about it while I'm cleaning
01:24:55.859 --> 01:24:59.619
up, so I don't have anything else. What order
01:24:59.619 --> 01:25:01.279
do you want to put them in? Yeah, that's what
01:25:01.279 --> 01:25:04.659
I have to figure out. Does it even matter because
01:25:04.659 --> 01:25:07.699
I'm getting killed on Ham's turn anyway? Well,
01:25:07.699 --> 01:25:09.859
listen, I'll tell you this. I actually don't
01:25:09.859 --> 01:25:12.220
know if Ham needs to worry about you. You have
01:25:12.220 --> 01:25:15.479
nothing. It's not entirely true that I have nothing.
01:25:16.460 --> 01:25:19.880
What do you still have? I do have three mana
01:25:19.880 --> 01:25:24.210
left up. That's true. Yeah, okay. The idea is
01:25:24.210 --> 01:25:28.750
something. Yeah, I mean, I can wait two turns
01:25:28.750 --> 01:25:30.409
to kill you. I don't need to kill you this turn.
01:25:30.810 --> 01:25:35.449
Or, I mean, Jolly still has mana open, so like,
01:25:35.550 --> 01:25:38.750
you know. I'm putting all my tokens. It might
01:25:38.750 --> 01:25:41.210
be my turn to eat some of this interaction. All
01:25:41.210 --> 01:25:43.630
my tokens on the bottom of my library just because.
01:25:45.270 --> 01:25:53.260
Yeah. Land on bottom for sure. And then, like,
01:25:53.520 --> 01:25:56.359
these on top. What's going on top? The tokens?
01:25:57.000 --> 01:26:00.060
No. All the tokens went to the bottom. Put Aroas
01:26:00.060 --> 01:26:03.079
and Combat Solver on top. Oh, those are good
01:26:03.079 --> 01:26:05.800
ones, yeah. Everything else went to the bottom
01:26:05.800 --> 01:26:08.079
or the command zone. I like that. That's a good
01:26:08.079 --> 01:26:10.939
place to put them. Including my Restless Vents.
01:26:12.000 --> 01:26:14.920
Oh yeah, the land! yeah i did not activate restless
01:26:14.920 --> 01:26:17.319
bivouac this turn so i still yeah okay so you
01:26:17.319 --> 01:26:19.140
still have the bivouac so shouldn't the bivouac
01:26:19.140 --> 01:26:21.460
also have like a billion counters on it too or
01:26:21.460 --> 01:26:24.640
does it each other creature oh no it's a creature
01:26:24.640 --> 01:26:28.359
so this is a 27 well no this was a 22 so that's
01:26:28.359 --> 01:26:31.680
25 counters on it yeah so you have a 25 25 restless
01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:35.359
bivouac well i have a 27 27 because i put uh
01:26:35.359 --> 01:26:39.060
well you didn't activate it so it's it's a it's
01:26:39.060 --> 01:26:41.920
just a land with 25 counters Yeah, well, yeah,
01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:44.979
because... And then it'll be a 27 -27. If we're
01:26:44.979 --> 01:26:46.899
going to get pedantic with it. Yeah, because
01:26:46.899 --> 01:26:48.279
I said I was going to make everything have a
01:26:48.279 --> 01:26:51.779
27 toughness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got you,
01:26:51.819 --> 01:26:54.300
I got you, I got you. Cool game. Damn, all right.
01:26:54.460 --> 01:26:57.220
My turn? Yeah, I don't have anything. Okay, yeah,
01:26:57.279 --> 01:27:00.039
hey, until I hear it. The card I kept in my hand
01:27:00.039 --> 01:27:04.880
is a four drop. Sick, all right. That's Mythos
01:27:04.880 --> 01:27:06.659
of Snackbacks, baby. We're about to get fucked.
01:27:07.220 --> 01:27:10.670
No, I don't play that card. All right. I have
01:27:10.670 --> 01:27:15.869
it in my deck. All right, so Jolly, your untapped
01:27:15.869 --> 01:27:20.310
mana, you've got one white, no blue. Yeah, but
01:27:20.310 --> 01:27:24.750
I do have green and also gemstone caverns with
01:27:24.750 --> 01:27:27.329
nothing on it. Yeah, colorless gemstone caverns,
01:27:27.329 --> 01:27:30.970
yes. All right. Is this my fate? Am I punished
01:27:30.970 --> 01:27:34.470
for saving everyone? Do I go to hell for being
01:27:34.470 --> 01:27:37.189
the only one who dared stop Jarvis from winning
01:27:37.189 --> 01:27:42.529
for the last 12 turns? No, no, no, no. I'm going
01:27:42.529 --> 01:27:45.029
to pay six and rock out my commander again. Choco.
01:27:45.210 --> 01:27:47.470
There you go. Oh, you get a token copy of it.
01:27:47.649 --> 01:27:49.829
I do get a token copy of it, which I'm not going
01:27:49.829 --> 01:27:51.270
to lie. I'm halfway tempted to keep the artifact
01:27:51.270 --> 01:27:54.430
token copy. Nah, legend rule is going to apply.
01:27:54.529 --> 01:27:57.470
I'm going to leave the card just to make it easy.
01:27:57.569 --> 01:28:01.050
And then. You've cast one spell. I have. Yeah.
01:28:02.750 --> 01:28:05.289
Mermations. I'm going to play a planes of my
01:28:05.289 --> 01:28:09.180
land for turn. Immediately. Tab it for a judge's
01:28:09.180 --> 01:28:13.640
familiar. There's a 1 -1 flyer for one. And I
01:28:13.640 --> 01:28:15.479
can sacrifice it to counter -target instant or
01:28:15.479 --> 01:28:17.199
sorcery spell unless its controller pays one.
01:28:17.340 --> 01:28:21.180
And notably, I have a token copy of it. Oh, you're
01:28:21.180 --> 01:28:23.159
going to make me, you're going to counter my
01:28:23.159 --> 01:28:27.720
fogs. I got, I mean, I've got a quench on a stink
01:28:27.720 --> 01:28:30.619
right now, so be aware of that. I got two force
01:28:30.619 --> 01:28:34.439
spikes just chilling. Because I got to be ready
01:28:34.439 --> 01:28:36.659
for anything, you guys. All right. Then I'm going
01:28:36.659 --> 01:28:40.060
to go to the combats. And I am going to send,
01:28:40.119 --> 01:28:41.979
I think I'm going to send five at Jarvis for
01:28:41.979 --> 01:28:44.539
sure to get his point total down to zero. So
01:28:44.539 --> 01:28:53.119
I'm going to send the crows. Actually, no. I'm
01:28:53.119 --> 01:28:56.979
going to send Taunos. Yeah, I'm going to send
01:28:56.979 --> 01:28:59.979
Taunos to Jarvis just for the insult of it. Let's
01:28:59.979 --> 01:29:04.039
be real. And then. he's a he's a dude on the
01:29:04.039 --> 01:29:06.739
ground uh and a three five at that like the dude's
01:29:06.739 --> 01:29:11.180
anyway um that human man sure is one hell of
01:29:11.180 --> 01:29:14.520
a bird hell of a bird you guys um then i'm gonna
01:29:14.520 --> 01:29:20.000
send uh i'm gonna send the the storm crows and
01:29:20.000 --> 01:29:22.460
one of the mine i'm gonna send the mind sensor
01:29:22.460 --> 01:29:24.399
token i'm gonna send these four tokens and taunt
01:29:24.399 --> 01:29:28.239
us at jarvis i'm gonna send the so that's five
01:29:28.239 --> 01:29:31.220
i'm gonna send the regular even mind sensor um
01:29:31.880 --> 01:29:34.720
I have six. I'm going to send the Mindcensor,
01:29:34.939 --> 01:29:37.859
the Watcher of the Spheres, and the Jackdaw Savior.
01:29:38.899 --> 01:29:40.699
No, the Watcher of the Spheres and the Aven Mindcensor,
01:29:40.739 --> 01:29:42.479
I'm going to send it Russ. I'm going to send
01:29:42.479 --> 01:29:43.960
the Miner's Glidewing and the Jackdaw Savior
01:29:43.960 --> 01:29:47.260
at Jolly, and I'm leaving Curiosity Crafter back.
01:29:47.399 --> 01:29:52.920
I'm not attacking with it at all. So I've got
01:29:52.920 --> 01:29:57.380
one, two, three, three, four, five, six, seven,
01:29:57.399 --> 01:30:04.239
eight. Choco triggers. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
01:30:04.460 --> 01:30:06.539
Yeah, I was expecting some kind of shenanigans.
01:30:07.600 --> 01:30:12.760
I didn't have it, buddy. I... Shit, guys. I'm
01:30:12.760 --> 01:30:17.079
torn so badly right now. Torn ass under. I'm
01:30:17.079 --> 01:30:20.039
gonna put that card in my hand. I'm gonna put...
01:30:20.039 --> 01:30:24.479
So, land -wise, Tranquil Cove. I'm gonna gain
01:30:24.479 --> 01:30:26.199
a life when that enters. Temple of Enlightenment.
01:30:26.260 --> 01:30:30.109
I can scribe one when that enters. island and
01:30:30.109 --> 01:30:32.369
planes those are all entering the battlefield
01:30:32.369 --> 01:30:37.590
uh coastal piracy wingmate rock and cartographer's
01:30:37.590 --> 01:30:39.890
hawk are all going to go into my graveyard all
01:30:39.890 --> 01:30:45.470
right i need to get my one uh scry i can i can
01:30:45.470 --> 01:30:50.029
stay there okay cool so any shenanigans nothing
01:30:50.029 --> 01:30:56.430
all right so one two three four five six seven
01:30:56.430 --> 01:31:00.619
so actually my wait six seven eight nine so i'm
01:31:00.619 --> 01:31:02.640
actually oh no i'm gonna be able to knock somebody
01:31:02.640 --> 01:31:05.399
out and still have a point i have one point left
01:31:05.399 --> 01:31:08.100
over and somebody's going to hell well you won't
01:31:08.100 --> 01:31:10.079
have any points left over well no because they
01:31:10.079 --> 01:31:12.199
all happen never mind you're right yeah they're
01:31:12.199 --> 01:31:14.100
all individual triggers yeah once i get to 10
01:31:14.100 --> 01:31:15.439
i'll knock somebody and then get the one last
01:31:15.439 --> 01:31:19.510
one See, the sad part is, Jolly, you're the right
01:31:19.510 --> 01:31:22.890
one to knock out, and you know this. But I'm
01:31:22.890 --> 01:31:25.789
the only reason we're still here. I know. To
01:31:25.789 --> 01:31:28.369
be fair, though. No, to be fair, what I should
01:31:28.369 --> 01:31:30.090
have done, and this is a thing for y 'all playing
01:31:30.090 --> 01:31:31.569
out here, right? I'm going to let this happen.
01:31:31.590 --> 01:31:33.810
I'm not going to get salty. What a smarter player
01:31:33.810 --> 01:31:36.970
would have done was say, hey, I can stop Jarvis,
01:31:37.050 --> 01:31:39.090
but if I do that, y 'all got to let me live,
01:31:39.270 --> 01:31:42.170
right? I didn't do that. Instead, I just said
01:31:42.170 --> 01:31:44.050
it would be really funny to do this and then
01:31:44.050 --> 01:31:49.310
did it without making any deals. It does feel
01:31:49.310 --> 01:31:52.350
kind of shitty to pay you back for keeping me
01:31:52.350 --> 01:31:56.689
alive by knocking you out. It's your choice,
01:31:56.689 --> 01:31:58.989
bud. You make whatever decision you want and
01:31:58.989 --> 01:32:00.729
then the comments will let you know which one
01:32:00.729 --> 01:32:03.869
of us is the bad guy. I will say I don't care.
01:32:04.069 --> 01:32:09.699
Yeah, you do. I don't. Honestly, Jarvis, you
01:32:09.699 --> 01:32:11.539
still have that helm just chilling there. I am
01:32:11.539 --> 01:32:14.380
going to knock you out on this. I am. Yeah, I'm
01:32:14.380 --> 01:32:16.399
sorry. Because I know, is it Combat Celebrant?
01:32:16.439 --> 01:32:18.659
Is that the next one you're going to draw? I
01:32:18.659 --> 01:32:22.180
think so. Yeah, I'm knocking you out. We did
01:32:22.180 --> 01:32:25.239
it, gang. All right, man. I almost fell. Okay,
01:32:25.319 --> 01:32:28.359
all right. I couldn't equip it the turn I played
01:32:28.359 --> 01:32:31.479
it because I only had six mana. What if you drew
01:32:31.479 --> 01:32:36.199
a land? All right. And then I did have four tokens
01:32:36.199 --> 01:32:39.800
connect, so CuriosityCraft is going to draw me
01:32:39.800 --> 01:32:42.520
four, one of which I scryed and kept. Honestly,
01:32:42.520 --> 01:32:44.640
I really didn't care because I knew once that
01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:46.819
Aether Spots happened, I had no chance. Yeah,
01:32:46.819 --> 01:32:52.000
I grabbed Jarvis by his hopeful udders, and I
01:32:52.000 --> 01:32:54.279
squeezed the last bit of joy milk out of him.
01:32:54.699 --> 01:32:58.859
Gross. Right into my gaping maw, baby, slurping
01:32:58.859 --> 01:33:01.880
up the joy juice straight from Jarvis' udders.
01:33:03.100 --> 01:33:06.739
Wow, that's some imagery. Uh -huh. Like, Aether
01:33:06.739 --> 01:33:08.960
Spouts even looks like two big twisted nippies.
01:33:09.359 --> 01:33:13.260
Kinda. So, post -combat, I'm going to play Healer's
01:33:13.260 --> 01:33:15.819
Hawk. Taunus is going to copy it, because Taunus
01:33:15.819 --> 01:33:18.880
is cool like that. So I got two of them. That's
01:33:18.880 --> 01:33:20.659
a third spell, as far as murmuration is concerned.
01:33:20.739 --> 01:33:26.180
And then, for my next trick, I'm going to go
01:33:26.180 --> 01:33:30.140
ahead and play my own Ghostly Prison. Oh, go
01:33:30.140 --> 01:33:32.800
to hell. With the dope Kamigawa art. Alright,
01:33:33.239 --> 01:33:38.340
cool. Alright, Russ. That was my fourth spell,
01:33:38.619 --> 01:33:42.619
so I get four Stormcrows. Nice. I'm going to
01:33:42.619 --> 01:33:46.159
make two Slivers. With Double Strike and Haste.
01:33:46.399 --> 01:33:51.479
With Double Strike and Haste. Draw a card. I'll
01:33:51.479 --> 01:33:54.479
play one and a green for a Masked Vandal. Exile
01:33:54.479 --> 01:33:56.760
a Feline Sovereign, and I'm going to blow up
01:33:56.760 --> 01:33:59.909
the Ghostly Prison on Hamsport. That's reasonable,
01:33:59.989 --> 01:34:05.409
yeah. Nice, okay. There we go. Oh, wait. That
01:34:05.409 --> 01:34:08.449
Masked Vandal is a sliver, isn't it? It is. It
01:34:08.449 --> 01:34:11.670
sure is. Damn, you almost have enough to knock
01:34:11.670 --> 01:34:14.149
me out of the game, Russ. You just need to give...
01:34:14.149 --> 01:34:16.170
If you could play, like, one more Changeling
01:34:16.170 --> 01:34:18.430
or two, you could get me. Actually, I have a
01:34:18.430 --> 01:34:21.170
second trigger on the Masked Vandal because of
01:34:21.170 --> 01:34:27.379
Panharmonicon. Panharmonicon, you sure do. My
01:34:27.379 --> 01:34:30.140
Murmurations is also very good. Alright, we'll
01:34:30.140 --> 01:34:33.619
exile the Guardian Gladewalker and take out the
01:34:33.619 --> 01:34:35.939
Murmurations. Yeah, because that's given all
01:34:35.939 --> 01:34:38.939
my birds vigilance. And all these Stormcrows
01:34:38.939 --> 01:34:44.100
that I have. Alright. Can you put out two more
01:34:44.100 --> 01:34:47.300
slivers and kill me? That'd be incredible. I
01:34:47.300 --> 01:34:51.840
can't. Damn. I can only swing a Jolly for six.
01:34:53.000 --> 01:34:57.840
Yeah. Okay, so I lose so many of these point
01:34:57.840 --> 01:35:03.979
counters. And then you get... You get six? I
01:35:03.979 --> 01:35:09.659
get six. Nice. Is it my turn? Oh, well, I think
01:35:09.659 --> 01:35:15.619
the Lord has spoken on my half. Let's see. One,
01:35:15.899 --> 01:35:18.739
two... Alright, I cast my commander. That doesn't
01:35:18.739 --> 01:35:24.960
do anything. We don't have haste? No. Uh, green,
01:35:25.180 --> 01:35:31.260
green, one, two, three, four, five. Here is a
01:35:31.260 --> 01:35:33.899
caller of the pack. It's an eight, six beast
01:35:33.899 --> 01:35:36.960
with trample and myriad. You're right. Myriad
01:35:36.960 --> 01:35:40.619
creatures are awfully expensive. Yeah, I pass.
01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:46.039
All right. One, two, three, four, five, six,
01:35:46.159 --> 01:35:52.949
seven, eight, nine. 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
01:35:52.949 --> 01:36:00.010
19 yeah oh no it's 19 oh fuck i have one i've
01:36:00.010 --> 01:36:03.489
got one point and yeah i've got yeah so i've
01:36:03.489 --> 01:36:05.229
got 19 oh wait but not all your creatures are
01:36:05.229 --> 01:36:07.789
flying though i have i have a blocker on the
01:36:07.789 --> 01:36:11.989
ground yeah Well, so as far as if I'm only looking
01:36:11.989 --> 01:36:14.770
at flyers, one, two, three, four, five, six,
01:36:14.869 --> 01:36:18.090
seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
01:36:18.270 --> 01:36:22.770
17, 18. If I activate my colonnade. Okay. So
01:36:22.770 --> 01:36:26.130
you can't kill both of us is my math right now.
01:36:26.170 --> 01:36:29.310
I don't think, but maybe let's find out. I mean,
01:36:29.329 --> 01:36:32.710
unless you have a removal spell in your Assyrius
01:36:32.710 --> 01:36:38.600
deck at all, which I mean, Which, this is a Ham
01:36:38.600 --> 01:36:40.819
deck, and this is one of Ham's favorite decks,
01:36:41.020 --> 01:36:43.439
which means that the odds of removal are especially
01:36:43.439 --> 01:36:50.539
small. Not great. Not the best. Indeed. I hope
01:36:50.539 --> 01:36:52.340
y 'all are in for a treat. It's my favorite deck
01:36:52.340 --> 01:36:54.600
I've ever built. Here's some Kamigawa cards,
01:36:54.739 --> 01:36:59.100
some Gainlands, and then no removal. I spent
01:36:59.100 --> 01:37:04.520
$800 on it. No, I didn't spend any money on it.
01:37:04.539 --> 01:37:06.180
These are all, like, old -school cards I had
01:37:06.180 --> 01:37:07.619
lying around, for the most part. Actually, I
01:37:07.619 --> 01:37:10.539
did spend, like, $5 on Murmurations. Both sides,
01:37:10.600 --> 01:37:13.659
then. Extendo. Yeah, yeah. Alright, so I'm going
01:37:13.659 --> 01:37:15.260
to pay one for a Soulcatcher. Speaking of cards
01:37:15.260 --> 01:37:17.659
that are just absolute classics that I adore,
01:37:17.960 --> 01:37:19.720
which I'm not a big watcher of the spheres, but
01:37:19.720 --> 01:37:22.979
whatever. Soulcatcher is a 1 -1 for 2 from Odyssey
01:37:22.979 --> 01:37:24.680
with Flying, and it says whenever another creature
01:37:24.680 --> 01:37:26.239
with Flying is put into a graveyard from play,
01:37:26.340 --> 01:37:28.100
dies, you put a 1 -1 counter on Soulcatcher.
01:37:28.560 --> 01:37:31.300
And it's not legendary, despite, like... having
01:37:31.300 --> 01:37:34.060
very legendary vibes. And Neotonos is just going
01:37:34.060 --> 01:37:35.380
to give me a copy of that, which is pretty neat.
01:37:35.680 --> 01:37:38.260
Two burbs? Yeah, I got two burbs. I like two
01:37:38.260 --> 01:37:42.159
burbs. Burbs are burbs. Then, I'm going to go
01:37:42.159 --> 01:37:45.779
ahead and activate my colonnade. So, two, three,
01:37:45.960 --> 01:37:53.960
four, five. It is now a 4 -4 Flying Vigilante.
01:37:56.079 --> 01:37:59.880
That is still a land. That's kind of neat. So...
01:38:01.159 --> 01:38:05.199
I need to get into some combats and try to try
01:38:05.199 --> 01:38:08.979
to knock some, knock some homies out. So who's
01:38:08.979 --> 01:38:10.380
the bigger threat right now? Funnily enough,
01:38:10.439 --> 01:38:13.520
like Jolly's probably stuck on the removal Russ
01:38:13.520 --> 01:38:16.460
or interaction rather Russ definitely has, but
01:38:16.460 --> 01:38:19.560
actually with that, I mean, here's the thing
01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:24.140
is like, I'm in real trouble next turn. It's
01:38:24.140 --> 01:38:25.939
also, we don't know what happens if Russ ever
01:38:25.939 --> 01:38:29.300
finds one single plane. For all we know, it's
01:38:29.300 --> 01:38:32.060
just been board wipe on board wipe. And he just
01:38:32.060 --> 01:38:35.100
hasn't gotten a single one. That's true. My jackdaw
01:38:35.100 --> 01:38:37.220
is still just chilling here, though. No, that's
01:38:37.220 --> 01:38:38.779
true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was worried about that.
01:38:38.859 --> 01:38:43.720
But yeah. So, Russ, you got Ginny Faye back to
01:38:43.720 --> 01:38:47.760
block, right? Nope. No, she's in the zone. I
01:38:47.760 --> 01:38:51.000
have no blockers. I have no blockers. Oh, shit,
01:38:51.039 --> 01:38:52.380
dog. That changes everything. All right, cool.
01:38:53.880 --> 01:38:57.100
So, I'm going to take my ground dudes, which
01:38:57.100 --> 01:39:00.960
is Taunos and Choco. I'm going to take these
01:39:00.960 --> 01:39:06.979
two. My healer's hawks. So, two, four. Judge's
01:39:06.979 --> 01:39:09.880
familiar. My judge's familiar is both of them.
01:39:10.460 --> 01:39:16.199
Six, seven. The colonnade. Eight. And the miner's
01:39:16.199 --> 01:39:18.840
guide wing. Yeah, miner's guide wing and jacked
01:39:18.840 --> 01:39:20.800
out savior, sure. I'm going to send those at
01:39:20.800 --> 01:39:24.520
Russ, and I'm going to send... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
01:39:24.579 --> 01:39:30.699
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Wait. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Wait.
01:39:30.880 --> 01:39:35.500
Hold up. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Right. The
01:39:35.500 --> 01:39:38.760
soul catchers can't attack. So I got 9 going
01:39:38.760 --> 01:39:41.060
at Russ. I already have 1 point. I just need
01:39:41.060 --> 01:39:46.119
10 at Jolly. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. All the storm
01:39:46.119 --> 01:39:55.050
crows. 7, 8, 9. oh and then i'll send i'll send
01:39:55.050 --> 01:39:57.409
the curiosity russell's a 10 even i was trying
01:39:57.409 --> 01:40:00.930
to find one more where's my settle the wreckage
01:40:00.930 --> 01:40:05.250
i was trying to find it oh how much further was
01:40:05.250 --> 01:40:07.289
it no i shouldn't have looked at what my next
01:40:07.289 --> 01:40:09.130
card was i trusted that that was happening yeah
01:40:09.130 --> 01:40:16.029
yeah shit oh man wells fargo good game guys so
01:40:16.029 --> 01:40:19.479
who was jolly you're the old like Like the amount
01:40:19.479 --> 01:40:21.920
of grief on Jarvis after pulling off one of the
01:40:21.920 --> 01:40:26.439
craziest setups. Jarvis did some really cool
01:40:26.439 --> 01:40:27.979
things that game. Jarvis did some incredibly
01:40:27.979 --> 01:40:33.899
cool things. Yeah. And your deck. And actually,
01:40:33.960 --> 01:40:36.939
that's one thing. 11 cards down. The next planes.
01:40:37.140 --> 01:40:40.680
Oh, my God. God damn, dude. Hold on real quick.
01:40:40.760 --> 01:40:42.380
What was your hand? Show me what your hand was.
01:40:43.239 --> 01:40:47.340
An Impicol, Mondrak, Pack Leader, Aura Shards,
01:40:47.420 --> 01:40:51.060
and Dollmaker Shot. Oh, but all of those would
01:40:51.060 --> 01:40:54.199
have been very good. All of those would have
01:40:54.199 --> 01:40:58.399
been very good. Yeah. And that's saying something.
01:41:00.460 --> 01:41:04.699
Yeah. But no, so one of the ways that I play
01:41:04.699 --> 01:41:08.819
Commander, one of my... One of the things I love,
01:41:08.880 --> 01:41:10.760
actually, and I learned this lesson naturally
01:41:10.760 --> 01:41:15.319
very early on. um by playing crappy tapped lands
01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:17.560
like the lands like thornwood falls like i play
01:41:17.560 --> 01:41:20.300
these in a ton of my decks because when you're
01:41:20.300 --> 01:41:22.399
naturally a little slower than everybody you
01:41:22.399 --> 01:41:24.439
don't have a chance to become the arch enemy
01:41:24.439 --> 01:41:26.319
and get people's target get people's attention
01:41:26.319 --> 01:41:29.260
and so you usually don't get hit as badly by
01:41:29.260 --> 01:41:33.079
the first board wipe um and it's not that hard
01:41:33.079 --> 01:41:35.899
to or it's it's i don't know it's not uncommon
01:41:35.899 --> 01:41:39.119
to come back and uh just be the last one alive
01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:41.680
because your hand's still full then prioritize
01:41:41.680 --> 01:41:43.359
drawing cards that's something that this deck
01:41:43.359 --> 01:41:45.699
does a lot so that's actually the best i've ever
01:41:45.699 --> 01:41:47.739
seen this deck play without getting a coastal
01:41:47.739 --> 01:41:50.399
piracy effect online i guess uh curiosity crafter
01:41:50.399 --> 01:41:53.960
was doing good work and chocos uh was doing okay
01:41:53.960 --> 01:41:57.340
on that front too but I do the exact opposite
01:41:57.340 --> 01:41:59.920
of what Ham does, which is if I could have a
01:41:59.920 --> 01:42:02.560
Gemstone Caverns, I can become even more of a
01:42:02.560 --> 01:42:05.359
problem as early as possible, even faster than
01:42:05.359 --> 01:42:08.180
anyone else, so that I lose first every game.
01:42:08.479 --> 01:42:10.920
Yeah, see, I'm a big fan of just surviving long.
01:42:12.480 --> 01:42:14.380
Just holding the resources and getting there
01:42:14.380 --> 01:42:16.779
in the end. But anyway, thanks, guys, for playing.
01:42:16.840 --> 01:42:19.340
I do appreciate it. This was a fun gimmick. And
01:42:19.340 --> 01:42:21.680
also, everybody, enjoy the World Cup responsibly
01:42:21.680 --> 01:42:23.779
and all that stuff. Be cool to each other. And
01:42:23.779 --> 01:42:31.619
enjoy this symbol of international unity and
01:42:31.619 --> 01:42:35.720
integrity that is clearly being played right
01:42:35.720 --> 01:42:40.159
now. Anyway, yeah. So enjoy, everybody. Have
01:42:40.159 --> 01:42:45.699
fun. And... What? Yeah, Jarvis loves Germany.
01:42:46.340 --> 01:42:47.199
And scene.