#690 - Rooftop Rant: The View

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For those who don't know, Danny has uh he told
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me to fuck off, uh and uh when found a
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better job. So Michael's gonna be taken over, but Danny
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is Dany'll be around well like once a week or so, Danny. Yeah,
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And so Michael has been officially.
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Trained on.
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Set, stay roll over. There's anything else y'all work on?
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Which is that weird thing where you put peanut butter
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all over yourself?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, that one.
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No wonder.
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He was down here for like six hours. I was like,
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he's been down here a long time. I didn't I
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didn't come down. I got home. I was like, he's
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still here. What are they possibly doing? Dowether? All right, well,
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welcome to Dogma debate hashtag rooftop rant. Let's you know
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what we gotta do our our weekly tradition of seeing
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how many subscribers smoking small he has? Let's see.
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Let's see who?
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Oh, Danny, is there a way to see who the
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subscribers are? You can't on YouTube?
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You're anonymous?
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Oh we're at fourteen getting up there.
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That's that's impressive. Like each show we seem to be
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getting somewhere between. It's about six point five subscribers per podcast.
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I mean.
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Kind of crushing it for somebody that is zero content,
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zero content. So if if you finally want to join us,
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I to be fair, I just searched smoking smallly all
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one word, no G. But you can also do the app.
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Got a lot of people realize smoking is you drop
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the G. A lot of people don't know there's a
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G in smoking.
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Let me just tell you something that I think is
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going to change your life. Speaking of impressions, your video
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of Russell Brand, your your uh uh impersonation and then
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what do you say Russell does a rebrand? Yeah? And
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what I immediately texted you, Yeah, you need to you
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need to create a channel called Russell Rebrand.
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Dude.
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It was so good. Now you can cut your hair,
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the beard, the hair, the accent. It was so perfect.
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Is that video doing well?
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No, it's not like less than five thousand views.
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Dude, I'm shocked. Do you know, Danny?
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Do you know Russell Brand?
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You do?
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I think that's the problem though, is most people don't.
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They remember him as the goofy stand up comedian that
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was on talk shows a lot, so they don't know
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his Instagram channel is now impersonating modern.
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But that's what you gotta do. You got to start
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with a regular joke that he would tell or as told,
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and then randomly shift into some crazy maga Christian shit
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that no one asked for, and then trying to rebrand,
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like Russell rebrand is brilliant right here, turn.
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That on.
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So good because you know he's like was like in
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trouble for sexual assault. And then when ultra Christian.
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To your heart if you're accused of and not just
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a physical bit of physical bioluminescent sort of way, but
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in a get out of jail free card kind of way,
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like you're coming after me because I'm Christian, Like, yeah, guy.
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You can't be doing that light.
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And then I also found that I'm far more conservative
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in my thinking as soon as I realize that Republicans
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side with the best woman a liar.
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So.
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Trump. So I so my edit would be to cut
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it right when you say liar. But because at the
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end I think people probably scroll but of all the silence.
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But yeah, we're good.
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We need to tighten that up.
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But dude, that is so did you just make that
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up off the top of your head.
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That was improv baby.
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That's what I'm saying I think you could do so
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many of those videos completely off the top of your head,
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and those who know will know, and those others will
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be like, wait a minute, are you did Russell Brand
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do that? You're even doing your face like Russell does
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his face every now. Look, every now and then we
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find somebody that we can just perfectly impersonate because for
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some reason, they're not that far off from our natural
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strad For me, it's Billy Bob and uh Carl his
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character and sling Blade that yeah, was do and doer.
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I'm already weird and southern with a raspy voice, and
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I can get there. You're fucking you're Russell Rebrand, dude.
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It's crazy.
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It was so good. And you also get his vibe,
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You get the way he talks his his cadences. I
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just did you create an account?
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Not yet, No, because I can't. I don't have another
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bit in me. It's just the one that came up.
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You know.
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What happened is I was going to do.
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My hold on.
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No, that character is in you.
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If you were an imp of class right now and
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someone said come in as Russell Rebrand, you could be
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that guy for an extended period of time. I know
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that your hair's pulled up in that fucking man bun.
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It's so spot on. You can do this interview. I
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can interview you as Russell Rebrand and you would get
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it so fun. Don't don't think about I have no
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more bits of me, dude. Just start recording all right
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as Russell Rebrand, and something will come out that you
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can save. I promise you. Man.
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All right, I tell what's in there.
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All right, tomorrow we do another Russell Rebrand. All right,
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see what happens good?
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Maybe even tonight when you get home.
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Who knows.
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Maybe well, very unlike Russell. I'm sipping.
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We're we gonna say that that was the catalyst for that.
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Well, I remember, but I remember what I was about
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to say to you, which was totally off subject.
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No, no, no, you said.
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The reason I did that was.
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No, that was just that I literally was going to
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wash my face in the mirror and I put the
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hair up and I.
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Went, oh shit, I look like Russell Brand.
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I ran out, grabbed the camera.
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Well, I actually put on a took my shirt off
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because he's always shirtless, but put a gaudy looking.
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Shirt over the open gaudy shirt.
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It was so good.
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And just ran out and just that was the first
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thing that came to mind.
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And so what I what I said to Michael was
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that he should definitely start an ac count called Russell
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Rebrand and just post videos exclusively as Russell. It would
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be so funny.
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Just I would do it just to get his attention.
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Just said that he knows there's somebody out there that
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hates what he's become and just fucking dishes on.
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It, and maybe even maybe even start some of your
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videos like that, like yeah, you know in two thousand
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and full I said, and then say some brilliant thing
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that he said, because actually really good at it, and
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then take that thing and go.
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But now I think it's probably Jesus.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that was the thing I was
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thinking of. Now I'm going to ruin the bit to
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the listeners, but that I was thinking, like, you know,
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something along the lines of, you know, I've spent thirty
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years thinking about this, I've read every philosophy book and
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I finally had an epiphany.
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Jesus, like yeah it's Christ.
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Yeah that's something like that.
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But also lean into the MAGA stuff. Yeah, because he
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did definitely go there for like refuge from his like
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sexual assault chargers.
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That's what I was driving at with a little bit.
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But I think that's there's a lot of meat on
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that bone.
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Yeah, okay, there's a lot of meat on that bone.
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More Russell rebrand to.
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Come, dude, I can't wait, I can't wait.
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Sweet all right?
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What was completely off topic that you?
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Completely off topic?
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That I saw on the way over here was a
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woman complaining I was surfing through Instagram and I came
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across this woman and astrology type person complaining that chat
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GPT is so atheistic, Like every time I ask it
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a question, it's like, well, there's no proof that astrology
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is real.
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Well, there's actually no proof that any of the She's like,
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and what the fuck is with this chat?
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It's like such an atheist And I was just laughing
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at myself.
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I was like, of course, it's a super intelligent brain
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with none of the baggage and emotions of being a
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human being.
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You think it's gonna buy into fucking religion. So funny,
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of course, chaps an atheist?
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Well, yeah, I mean it doesn't have a belief. It
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only knows data I know exactly. It doesn't have a
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like it always cracks me up when I'm like every
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now and then I'll use it for like comparing two
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products or whatever, and then it'll try to be a
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human and be like, you know what I would do
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if I was building a fence, You would never build
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a fence. Shut up, that's not don't talk to me
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like that. Just give me the fucking data. I've had
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to go in the settings and tell it like, I
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don't want the yeah, I did humanisms. I just want
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just tell me the ship, like, don't try to be
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nice to me, like.
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Yeah, just give me the info.
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No problem, We'll just keep it light and breezy.
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Yeah.
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I hate how long the sentences are after.
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I tell it what to do.
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Yeah, I know, well you get like again, I went
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into the settings. I got rid of all that.
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It doesn't kiss my ass, it doesn't tell me great job,
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that sweet idea.
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Dude, just just right to the right to the point,
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right to the point. What was the usually wrong?
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And it's just like being married.
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That was the test to see if my wife listens
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to this show, she says, She says she listens, and
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I'm not.
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Gonna tell her I said that, so we'll see if
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she yelled.
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At me about it the next couple of weeks.
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Anyway, you know what I hate is fake bits that
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are just everywhere.
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Like I think I've told you.
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That, people catching their spouse cheating.
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It's all bullshit, fake, all fake.
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But you know what else is all fake?
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This pastor or this person got caught reading from chat
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GPT and you see like some pastor. But it's always
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like at an angle, you can't see anyone else. No
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parishioners in the church like so much fake stuff, and
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they always go and.
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The Lord said, and with my grace will we all
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get to the Promised Land. And if you want a cleaner,
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less wordy version of this, we can also do that.
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Wait, whoops, are so fake?
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And did the same thing for a congressman the other
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day They did the same thing.
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Yeah, yeah, I feel like those are all fake.
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Yeah, probably.
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So much, so much, but their cheating ones make me crazy.
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They're so fucking fake.
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I fail for one the other day, pretty hard, did you?
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I did?
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But before I shared it, I did go fact check it,
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and that's how I found out this woman was like
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the text on the screen said something along the lines
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of accepting an invite to my tender date's wedding. I
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was like, oh shit, so.
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She's got him on speaker and she's like a little
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viral because in truth, i've told you this before.
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It's because you watched it because.
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So it's basically she's like, she's got him on speaker
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and he's like you are don't you fucking come to
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my wedding? Bella, I swear you burn up where her
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name was, and she was like, I'm coming, Like I
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made friends with your wife, found out you were married,
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went to the same gym, made friends with your wife.
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Now she's invited me to your wedding and I'm fucking coming.
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And she's like he's.
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Like, don't you fuck me?
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Burn not come? And I was like damn. I was
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like that sounds crazy. And I was like I better
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follow so I can stick around for more. And I
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was gonna share it with my wife and I went
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to her page, the girl's page, just to see the
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very next video was inviting my boyfriend's tender date over
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for dinner. And I'm like, within forty eight hours and
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I'm like, her whole page is just like you're not
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even trying to hide that it's fake, Like you're just
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doing these little episodes, because all it takes is for
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someone to go to your Because I went to the
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page to like follow along with that story for what
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she went through, and immediately I was like, the first
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thing I thought was that guy on the phone was
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a pretty good actor, because I usually sniff out, even
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especially being an actor, I usually sniff out the acting
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a lot. Almost every radio bit you've ever heard, or
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somebody called in to their job, or somebody called and
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pranked someone, or I'm gonna call and tell my mom
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I'm gay, or almost every single one of those everyone's actors.
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When you're an actor, you join websites to be picked
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for things.
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I'm not going to promote them, but we all know
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what they are.
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And you get hit up for Will of Fortune and
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Jeopardy and game shows and Jerry Springer type stuff and
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court shows that you thought were real. It turns out
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all our actors, yeah, he's Michael was on a court
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show under a completely different name. Were you suing someone
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or being sued?
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I was.
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Being sued.
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You were being sued for stealing a joke? Yeah, sorry,
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my phone's going crazy, and I usually you can you
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can you can pick up and tell that it's fake,
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but I could not so that that guy got me,
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so props to him. He's a good actor.
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You know, I haven't seen one of these in a while,
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but there were so many, and as I think, I've
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told you this before, but I built a permanent set
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fifteen years ago.
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I built airplane, the airplane and the airport set.
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Yeah, and so I recognized the set that I built anyway,
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But a lot of stuff on planes.
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Woman has panic attack on plane or all that stuff.
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And the first thing you'll notice is I always leave
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the comment. I'm like, how are these people alive.
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In an unpressurized airplane?
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Because if you film out an airplane, it's pressurized.
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You can hear the airflow as you're pumping it full
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of air to keep the air pressure up. And you
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watch one of these videos and it's a side silent airplane.
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Yeah. I saw a video today from an account called
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body Cams. Yeah, Jille and I watch a lot of
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body cam stuff, and it's essentially this can with this
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woman and it said the title was how much coke?
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And he walks up to the.
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Car and the woman immediately goes, I'm sorry, I got
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three hundred and fifty pounds of coke in the back
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of my truck. And he's like, what, I'm sorry, I'm
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going to a party and everybody likes coke. I'm sorry.
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And then he walks in the back of the truck
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and it's just like one hundred and twelve packs of
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Coca Cola. And I was like, this is so stupid.
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And I was like, I think I saw something. So
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I backed it up a little bit and I watched
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it again. It's not a body cam, it's not a cop.
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The guy's holding his phone right at his chest and
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just as he goes past the window, you could briefly
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see a reflection of him wearing like this red McDonald's
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T shirt or some shit. Yeah, I'm like, the whole
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this is all fake, Like you know nothing, nothing's real, man.
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A lot of those bodycam ones are fake. I saw one.
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I mean I feel like, just like you, I can
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spot him immediately.
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Well, I just assume everything's fake anyway.
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I never go into a thinking is reel.
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But and then having watched enough real bodycam footage, you
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know when it's a real cop, and yeah it's not.
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It's so obvious.
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But how they talk, what they say, yea even the noises,
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you know, I mean like cops the body Yeah, constantly
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and interrupted by noises and things like that.
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But uh, this is a big one that I've seen
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like five different recreations of out at the same time. Like,
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like cop on his first day at the new courthouse
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walks into the judge's office and there's a black guy
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sitting there and he's.
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Like, sir, you can't be here. Why are you here here?
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This is the judge's office, Sir, you can't be here.
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And he's like, you know, I think you've made a
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terrible mistake. And somebody walks in there, like why are
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you talking to the judge that way?
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Yeah, except they picked a twenty two year old to
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play the judge.
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So stupid, it's so stupid.
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All right, Danny's got to get out of here. And
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Danny's been in a big part of this conversation, so
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we appreciate you, Danny.
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I'm gonna head upstairs. Do you need any more of this?
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Yeah, drink this Coca cola or please a little more
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in the Coca Coca.
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Let's go upstairs.
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And I will give you some more of that little ice.
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Yeah, let's do some ice. And so you got. This
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has to go with us, but without touching any buttons
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as we travel.
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Okay, I'm gonna do touch of business.
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Well we're on recording right now, so you're gonna have
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to edit this out tomorrow.
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Oh fine, then I won't do a touch of business, Danny.
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I will text you in the morning. There we go.
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Alright, alright, Danny, alright, last Monday, let's get it.
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Will you be sure to uh set the alarmment? Actually,
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don't just leave this unlocked today on Mondays. Those are
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the steps to the rooftop for those wondering.
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That's backwards now. I opened that one cause ah man,
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I uh.
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Kind of wanna show you something, but I want to
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gross you out and turn this fan off. Got something
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to show you, but I don't want to gross you out.
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It's a whole dead cow.
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It's gonna look like it to you.
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Yeah, let's see it.
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That's uh okay, you want to see it right now?
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Kay?
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Well, let's let's let's good. Let's tick that.
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So I don't want it to freak you out to
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where you back out of our deal, but I'll show
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you this is the animal it's still alive.
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Then the deal's off, still alive, so dust duct tape
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off its mouth and.
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Call the police. No, this this one was. This one
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was also super maga.
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Oh okay, yeah, So I'm gonna put it right here.
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So just for for some reference, this, uh, your average
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brisket is gonna be tend to maybe thirteen fourteen pounds.
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You can get a bigger brisket. Sometimes you buy a
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twenty pound brisket and you trim quite a bit off
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of it. But you have different levels. Right, You've got
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the Select choice USDA choice and then up to like prime. Right,
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I've cooked prime before, but I discovered this week when
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I went to the butcher shop that there's something called
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Snake River Farms Australian wag you and I just I'm
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gonna show you, and I want you to let's just play.
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The first video I'm gonna do is gonna be like guess,
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you know, talking about the prices of brisket, Like what
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does it really cost to have a brisket. So I'm
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kind of getting a previous because I'm gonna do some
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of this in the video.
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So this is the brisket.
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Jesus Christ, what makes this so good? And this is
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really bad for an audio podcast. But y'all just humorous
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for a second. So this is the fat side, it's
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the big side. It's twenty don't look at this, twenty
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twenty two pounds.
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What makes this so expensive.
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Is the marbling on the bottom between. See all the
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little white streaks everywhere. Yeah, that's all collagen. That's actually
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really good for the human body. It's good for bones.
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See look at this when I spread this out, See
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how it's white, white, white, white, All those white strips.
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All of that stuff renders down and goes away. But
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it makes the meat just really tender when you bite
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into it. So what do you think something like this
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would cost?
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I have no idea. I mean a steaks expensive that
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looks like twenty steaks?
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Okay, maybe more so?
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How much would you say this is?
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One hundred and fifty bucks?
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That's not a bad guess. You can buy a pretty
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low quality brisket at Walmart for about sixty dollars.
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You can buy.
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A Costco brisket for usually around one hundred and fifty
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to one hundred and eighty bucks. A prime brisket will
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cost anywhere from one sixty on the low end to
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the first one I bought was two hundred and thirty
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two dollars. This is wag you and I did not
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know you could.
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I had not.
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I'd heard Snake River Farms in some of the videos
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I was watching. But look at the the price of
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that brisket.
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Whoa four ninety six and fifty eight cents?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fifty eight cents is what got me. Yeah,
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I was gonna say I almost didn't do it.
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I mean, four hundred and ninety.
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Six dollars on a brisket.
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But but I've never seen mark like I used to
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smoke briskets with my dad back in the day. I
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have never or seen anything of this quality in my life.
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The amount of marbling in but I mean that is insane.
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And every single bit of the brisket's gonna go to
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use when I cut off all this fat. I cut
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off a lot of the fat like this, and I
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save it in a in a little pan. When I
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smoke the brisket, I also smoke the fat and I
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render it down into this. Oh wow, this is what's
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called beef tallow. Yeah, you can literally use it like butter.
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And then the parts of meat that I cut off
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get frozen. They're actually down in the freezer. I'm gonna
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thaw them out, grind them up and make burgers out
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of it.
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Wow.
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So the entire brisket, every single bit of it gets used.
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Did you know that nothing's wasted? I promise.
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Back in the day, what made McDonald's French fries taste amazing, God.
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Was they were made with beef tallow. Really, and then
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they stopped doing it. And people notice that the French fries,
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and they're McDonald's purists who swear the French fries never
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got good again.
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McDonald's tinkering the recipe for a long time.
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But they switched to vegetable oil.
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But in back of the old days it was grilled
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or fried in beef tallow.
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That's interesting, all right, I'm gonna, uh take a We're gonna.
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Take a break, okay, because I want to take these.
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Offers, put them outside. You know how Neil Brendan's got
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his three mics special. Here's gonna be called three glasses.
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Three pairs of glass.
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I do wear three pairs of glasses from time to time, so.
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Funny, literally, and he doesn't even try to hide it,
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just all three hanging from the middle of his shirt.
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Three of them together, such a such a unique uh thing.
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Yeah, it's so clear view downtown. You know, I was
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thinking about this.
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Should we have we ever taken a picture and shown
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the patrons?
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No, we have nothing.
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If I take a picture and texted to you, will
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you post it?
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Yes?
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I will.
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Okay, what were you What were you saying? I'll take
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the picture and send it. That way we can show
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them exactly what when we say rooftop what we mean
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by that.
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I was thinking about this the other day. I'm curious
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what your take on this is.
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But I truly believe that we are currently witnessing a
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first in comedy history right now, something.
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So next level that it is mind fucking blowing.
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And that is.
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The fact that the Onion bought info Wars. It's not
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a spoof. Yeah, it's Info Wars. And the fact that
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they're doing Info Wars.
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Is all the evidence you need that Alex Jones is
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a piece of shit liar.
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You know what I mean.
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It's like, the subtext is so fucking deep. It's not
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a spoof of info Wars. It is Info Wars. And
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the reason it's Info Wars is Alex Jones was soon
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out of existence because he is a lying piece of shit.
506
00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:06.160
So as Tim Hideker's doing the Alex Jones character, the
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real Alex Jones is butt hurt and fucking pissed about
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it out there somewhere, And the fact that he owns
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info Wars and that they're doing this is in for
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Wars is all the evidence you need that Alex Jones
511
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is a lying piece of shit. It's not a spoof,
512
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it's something else. It's next level like that I've never
513
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seen before.
514
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It's funny, deeply funny, just on the surface, without even
515
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watching the sketches.
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It's time to play this portion of the show. Do
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they believe it?
518
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Today's feature Alex Jones?
519
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Is he lying? Or is he a batshit crazy old
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man that was charismatic enough on the radio to make
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a shift into YouTube and you flipped that upside down
522
00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:09.119
when you do that and be convincing to a lot
523
00:27:09.160 --> 00:27:11.359
of people, like is he actually just crazy with a
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00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:14.960
microphone or do you think he willingly and knowingly gave
525
00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:15.799
false information?
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I think just like anybody who plays this game, you
527
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or I are no exceptions.
528
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You know what gets clicks, you know you know it
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gets laughs as.
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A comedian, and you're willing to do it in order
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to make your product all the all that much better.
532
00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:37.319
He knew what got clicks, he knew what got engagement,
533
00:27:38.319 --> 00:27:40.279
and so yeah, I think he's a liar. I think
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that there's to some extent he understood that a lot
535
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of this stuff was bullshit, but that he could create
536
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a narrative and that the roobs would go along.
537
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I will say that I read the Rolling Stone expose.
538
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On him, and in high school he was a crazy
539
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person who kind of it's hard to understand if he
540
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.920
thought WWF was real or he was just such a
541
00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:07.880
piece of shit that he treated it as real. But
542
00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.839
he grabbed a kid smaller than him, which isn't hard.
543
00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:13.400
Alex Jones looks like a pretty big guy.
544
00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:15.960
Do you know this about him?
545
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And did an actual pile driver flipped him upside down
546
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and went whoop dropped out except.
547
00:28:22.599 --> 00:28:23.839
In wrestling, it's fake.
548
00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:24.799
Yeah, for real.
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The guy.
550
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To this day doesn't work and lives in a trailer
551
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and has severe brain damage. And Alex's Jones' family, His
552
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family was actually wealthy.
553
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I think his dad was.
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A dentist, had to move out of town because Alex
555
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had dropped a kid on his head.
556
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To the point where he was now special needs basically,
557
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and Rolling Stone went back to the hometown and people
558
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were willing to talk a lot of shit about him.
559
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You know, if they thought he was possessed with the
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devil and they found the guy he dropped on.
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His head, how's he doing?
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He listened like a trailer and you know what. He
563
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listens to Alex Jones and he believes it.
564
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The dude who received brain damage from Alex Jones.
565
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That checks out.
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I mean, he was just starting getting his audience ready
567
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for the stuff he was gonna say listening to Alex Jones.
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I think we all feel like.
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We were dropped on our heads. That's supposed to be funny,
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but sure, stare at me.
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I was thinking about it.
572
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It made me think about Fetterman.
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God damn, that's the biggest fly I've ever seen in
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my life. So we call a horse fly.
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We see it. Try right here behind this chair.
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Don't move too fast, you're gonna scare it.
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Mm I seen it. That is to say I saw it.
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That is a big ass flo They'll bite you.
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I think about Fetterman. It's like.
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The guy the Democrat who had a stroke and suffered
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brain damage became a Republic the most conservative Democrat on earth.
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It's like that, let that be a lesson to all
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of us.
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We're all one massive brain injury away from becoming a Republican.
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Turn Around's fair play. He's intentionally not laughing at that line, because.
586
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No, it's what we do and operate. Doesn't matter the
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experience of the show or how the people feel or
588
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if your co host is doing well. It's not about energy.
589
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It's about me being the funniest person in the room.
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All right, very good.
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Hetterman's a big dummy.
592
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I was making the joke today. I was like, because
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Mitch McConnell's you see that. Well, so another proof of
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life photo.
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Well you may not have seen it, but a woman
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there was a woman on uh Instagram who makes deliveries
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and then inspects hospitals for something that's trash oald but
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inspects I I forgot what she does, but she inspects
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something with the hospitals. She has to go to every
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floor and then every something of every trauma center or whatever.
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She and But she also what they don't know when
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they let her in is that she's also a liberal activist.
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So while doing her job, she looked at every single
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name on every single thing and went through and said,
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there is no Mitch McConnell at this hospital. Now when
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I heard that, cause she went into the hospital. He
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was allegedly saying she had to be in there for
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work and she had to be on every floor. But
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while she was there, she was like, I wanna figure out.
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Surely I'll get to some part where there's like secret
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service or security that says you can't enter this portion.
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She said, none of that ever happened, and she went
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to every room, saw every name. There is no Mitch
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McConnell here. My thought was, well, yeah, they're not going
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to put a government official under his real name.
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You know, I know that.
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I mean, I know, I know celebrities who check into
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hotels under fake names all the time. And but the
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next morning, like that video went viral. The next morning,
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the administration didn't address it. Mitch McConnell's team didn't address
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it as if they had ever seen it. But this
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morning they conveniently released that he had actually been released
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from the hospital. And even though just a few days
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ago there were his security detail was out for or
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at least parked out front, saying that he was inside
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the hospital, and they're saying now that he was not
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in the hospital.
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He hasn't been in the hospital for a while.
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He'd been he'd been released, and he's at Is he
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at home or no, he's in a rehab facility.
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Yeah, rehaving from.
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What a fall that he had at home, is what
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they said.
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Here's the thing.
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And cocaine.
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M see when I'm actually funny, it works.
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He if he felt he could go just water, don't
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give her a little thank you to everyone's showning me
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well wishers, and I'm doing my best to get back
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out there.
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Just pictures and he had three arms.
642
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I didn't see the three arms.
643
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I was joking. I mean, there's definitely.
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Going to be accusations of it being AI.
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But I think he's at a stroke and he's nonverbal,
646
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or he's verbal, but he's fetterman verbal, like he's.
647
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Someone threw out a pretty crazy conspiracy theory. I want
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to get your take.
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On it, all right.
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They said that this is a test to see how
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long they can get away with hiding Trump from us.
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When he dies, they can continue controlling things on the
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back end without Trump being visible, Like when will we
654
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fucking tear down the walls?
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And say enough's enough.
656
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I think if it was Trump, it would be a
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different story obviously. Altogether.
658
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Well, here's what I think is the most interesting piece
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about this whole thing. Mitch McConnell is a man who
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has voted down every possible aspect of social safety nets,
661
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of democratic socialism, of snap benefits, of raising the minimum wage,
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of universal health care. He has blocked every single.
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Bit of it.
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But now this motherfucker doesn't come to work for forty
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five days, gets a full paycheck, and is just receiving
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00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:51.159
medical care without reporting to his boss, which is us.
667
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you've voted against people doing this for forty years
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in your career.
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Yep, and you're doing it.
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Not not one of us could disappear for forty five days
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and have no consequences or repercussions without reporting to the people.
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Who pay our bills.
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00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:22.079
You can't do that. Even an entrepreneur I have, I
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have people that work for me. I couldn't disappear even
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though they report to me. I couldn't disappear and ignore
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them for forty five days and think they're gonna be
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there to work for me when I get back. You
679
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:39.239
can't just do that. It's not about power, it's not
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about who's in charge. You just can't do it. Yet
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he's getting away with it because he has people around him.
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I don't believe he's dead, right, let me just be
683
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c I do think he's probably.
684
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Yeah, you're saying that is if it's a hypocrisy on
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the part of Mitch McConnell, I don't have Mitch McConnell
686
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has anything to do with any of this.
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He's not making any decisions. He is a nonverbal's patient.
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He is barely hanging on and.
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Still he's benefiting from the hen But it can be
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no context.
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Let's be clear, Mitch mcconal's.
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Not making You're probably You're probably right.
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He's got a terribly lopsided mouth that he talks out
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of the lower corner of and you know.
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Which, by the way, now, they're nothing wrong with it.
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If you're going through that, or if you've gone through that,
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it's perfectly okay.
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But you should not be making.
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Policy decisions as a leader in our government. When you freeze,
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I think Fetterman should be gone. He has to hold
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his phone all the time and stare at it as
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it listens to what's being told to him and tells
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him what he said. What if the phone gets something wrong,
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like they always do. What if he's responding to things
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that are being translated incorrectly. I'm not willing to take
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that risk.
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I just think that the I mean Federman, it's hard
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to listen to it. I won't do an impression of him.
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But and I don't know if that is the words
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line up with the thought process.
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It's interesting. It's interesting how the brain works.
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00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:25.039
He does podcast interviews and he has his phone out, yeah,
713
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and he just stares at his phone while people are
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talking to him.
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It's interesting.
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Even then he has a hard time.
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Sometimes someone will ask him a question and he'll answer
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a completely different question and they're like no, no, no, no.
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Like there's a thing where he was on Logan Paul's
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podcast and he was like Logan was like.
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Yeah, you got why you got that thing in your hand.
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Yeah. We're just always working. We're getting staying things done.
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00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:46.960
He's like, you're working right now, you're reading.
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Oh no, no.
725
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It took him like three times of asking the question
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before he was like someone else had to be like no,
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I think that helps you since your stroke right, and
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then he was like, oh yeah, it helps me with processing.
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00:37:58.119 --> 00:38:02.239
But you had to like, like, look, I I l
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let's make no mistake. Uh, having a disability is not
731
00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:10.320
the problem, right, but but having the disability involved with
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your brain and then vo and you're voting on behalf
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of of millions of constituents or hundreds of thousands of
734
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constituents at least on items like war billions to Israel,
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to not impeach Trump, you know, the Save America Act,
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which he's kind of seems to be somewhat favoring. He's
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it's so bizarre. I mean, when he was campaigning early on,
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I really liked that guy. Yeah, and now he just
739
00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:46.119
wears a hoodie all the time, and it's really bizarre.
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It feel like the professionalism and our government is just
741
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:52.519
laughable at this point. It's so weird.
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I will say this as long as we're talking about politicians,
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and I'm not an original here in this thinking, but Wow, look.
744
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:06.519
Out for John Assof. He has got some mojo.
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00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:10.400
And he's gonna he's gonna be a tough competition for
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Gavin Newsom. S going to take Gavin Newsom out, I
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00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:15.800
think so. I think.
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So let me tell you what I like about Gavin Newsom.
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I think a lot about Gavin Newsom.
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I'm gonna tell you what I like about him in
751
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:26.840
this in this race though, because I'm used to I
752
00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:29.079
used to not really be a fan of his at all,
753
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:33.039
But I think there's a there's the right kind of
754
00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:37.880
tool for the right kind of job. I think asof
755
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:41.440
would be a better leader. Osoft reminds me a lot
756
00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:53.199
of Obama. No look, no look. But Gavin Newsom is
757
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:57.840
the right level of anger. Yeah, Gavin Newsom is the
758
00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:01.639
right level of I will your ass on social media.
759
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:03.760
I will go low when you go low, and I
760
00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:07.239
will tell you to go fuck yourself. And right now,
761
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:09.719
I think our country needs a little bit of that. Sadly,
762
00:40:09.800 --> 00:40:12.519
we should never have to go there, but when the
763
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.760
Republicans are there, when Trump is there, when he's being
764
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:19.639
so stupid and shady, I think John Ossuf would continue
765
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:23.960
the status quo, we're gonna hold you accountable, we're gonna
766
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:26.000
move on, and I think he would be very professional.
767
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:28.400
I think Gavin Newsom would lean in and go what
768
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:31.519
the fuck is wrong with you? And and I think
769
00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:34.320
a little bit of therapy I would like. I wanna
770
00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:37.280
see Gavin Newsom debate whoever.
771
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:40.519
I mean, he's just so quick on his feet.
772
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:47.360
Yeah, he knows his shit. Anytime people try to smear California,
773
00:40:48.039 --> 00:40:51.840
he throws the stats up, He's like, fuck you listen,
774
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:55.719
and then he doesn't mind posting mocking Donald Trump with
775
00:40:55.800 --> 00:40:56.639
the same level of.
776
00:40:58.320 --> 00:40:59.599
The childish bullshit.
777
00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:03.039
And at this point, I'm like, yeah, let's fucking mock it.
778
00:41:03.320 --> 00:41:04.039
Let's do that.
779
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:05.079
Then.
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00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:07.440
I don't think Asof would ever do that. I think
781
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:11.039
Asof is way too professional. Yeah, I think maybe we
782
00:41:11.079 --> 00:41:16.039
get a Newsome assof ticket and then let's get Newsome
783
00:41:16.039 --> 00:41:19.760
in there right now, and after eight years we have
784
00:41:19.880 --> 00:41:27.039
assoff Cortes asof Cortes, and then have Cortes have AOC
785
00:41:27.119 --> 00:41:30.880
takeover after that. And I'm talking. I mean, Gavin Newsom
786
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:34.320
has been the only politician I've ever heard that says,
787
00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:38.119
full stop, we need to we need to expand the
788
00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:42.159
Supreme Court, we need to get rid of the electoral College.
789
00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:46.440
He's saying the things that would finally make this government
790
00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:50.840
represent its fucking people. And I don't hear Asof saying
791
00:41:50.880 --> 00:41:54.559
that stuff. I think Osof is more of an establishment democrat.
792
00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:57.000
I know, I know, but I'd be interested to watch that.
793
00:41:57.039 --> 00:42:02.119
I mean, those primaries are going to be interesting, But man,
794
00:42:02.199 --> 00:42:05.480
what the fuck do we do when we fucking win
795
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:09.519
our asses off in November? And it doesn't matter because
796
00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:13.119
the people in charge of quote unquote certifying the votes
797
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:16.960
just go at, no, we're not gonna swear you in.
798
00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:23.840
I don't fucking know.
799
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:25.000
And it's.
800
00:42:26.400 --> 00:42:30.400
Fucking disgusting to me that people don't talk about this
801
00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:31.280
all the time.
802
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:33.280
It's like, if only.
803
00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:37.159
There was a track record we could look at when
804
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:40.159
Donald Trump doesn't win an election, like how does he
805
00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:40.760
handle it?
806
00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:41.039
Like?
807
00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:45.400
Are are we actually pretending.
808
00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:48.320
This doesn't even take him out of office?
809
00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:51.800
What's gonna So do we know the process of what
810
00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:58.079
happens if let's say, let's say, for shits and gigs.
811
00:42:58.840 --> 00:43:02.159
That uh, Democrats win back. I don't know.
812
00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:06.159
Let's say four seats in the Senate and the in
813
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:08.360
the sure, yeah, in the Senate. Let's say we get
814
00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:11.559
four seats in the Senate, and let's say and let's
815
00:43:11.559 --> 00:43:14.239
say we get two or three in the House enough
816
00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:14.760
to tip the.
817
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:18.119
Balance over.
818
00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:23.920
And we're now slightly in the majority and actually have
819
00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:25.559
the votes to impeach and remove.
820
00:43:26.239 --> 00:43:28.599
Well, you don't have the you have the votes, oh
821
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:29.239
sixty seven.
822
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:30.199
We need sixty seven.
823
00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:32.880
I don't have the votes to impeach. I mean to remove.
824
00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:35.400
You do have the votes to impeach, probably because that
825
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:36.199
happens in the House.
826
00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:40.679
But to remove, do we need sixty seven out of
827
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:41.039
the Senate?
828
00:43:41.159 --> 00:43:41.400
Yeah?
829
00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:42.079
I believe so.
830
00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:48.719
All right, yeah, that would be astronomical, but.
831
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:52.400
Sixty just to pass anything with the filibuster, I think
832
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:54.119
impeachment is even more than that.
833
00:43:54.199 --> 00:43:56.679
I think it's two thirds if I'm not mistaked.
834
00:43:56.719 --> 00:44:00.440
Okay, so let's say we get close somewhere in that range.
835
00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:07.280
What do you think they do? Is it?
836
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:07.480
Well?
837
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:07.920
Is it?
838
00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:11.119
Is it? Mike Johnson? I mean they look, the vote's
839
00:44:11.159 --> 00:44:14.039
gonna come from the state, right, and we know that
840
00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:17.639
Trump's gonna say whatever wherever a Democrat wins was stolen.
841
00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:20.079
They're already trying that with the whole California shit.
842
00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:25.800
Joe Rogan's even out there fucking saying that the election
843
00:44:26.039 --> 00:44:28.880
was whatever he is California.
844
00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:33.679
Yeah, Yeah, it's the estate in the country didn't elect
845
00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:37.400
the maga hat wearing bro as the mayor of the
846
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:39.159
most blue city in the It's.
847
00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:42.960
Weird because Rogan has been like really anti Trump recently.
848
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:45.039
He's been Yeah, he's.
849
00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:48.159
Been talking shit. He's been challenging the Ice thing. He's
850
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:51.079
been saying it's truly unfair what Ice is doing. I
851
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:53.320
don't watch or listen to Rogan. Let me be clear
852
00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:56.599
what the clips I've seen from Rogan. People are going, hey,
853
00:44:56.760 --> 00:44:59.599
kind of like Tucker Carlson, Hey, he's coming around, he's
854
00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:03.360
underst he's getting this, you know. But then he does
855
00:45:03.360 --> 00:45:05.760
this ship with California suggesting that they need to look
856
00:45:05.800 --> 00:45:06.159
into it.
857
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:07.440
It seems a little shady, you know.
858
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:10.440
At the end of the day, they say, what do
859
00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:12.039
you think they do? But but but what is it?
860
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:12.239
Though?
861
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:15.000
What is the process? So is it is it that
862
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:18.119
sure Trump's gonna cry foul and say this isn't real
863
00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:19.400
and these senators.
864
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:21.519
Aren't no legitimate seat anyone in the House.
865
00:45:21.599 --> 00:45:24.199
That's it? So is does Mike Johnson have the authority
866
00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:27.920
to not seat people that won free and fair elections?
867
00:45:27.960 --> 00:45:30.440
To understand, this is all off the books now, now
868
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.679
we're outside of the Constitution, which.
869
00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:35.960
Is where they want to be, Like the Constitution doesn't
870
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:36.639
say what to.
871
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:38.480
Do when there's a fair and free election and the
872
00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:39.000
Speaker of the.
873
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:43.119
House won't seat the people elected, Like the founding Fathers
874
00:45:43.199 --> 00:45:45.679
didn't even fucking occur to them that this was something
875
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:49.320
that was going to happen. And that's where they make
876
00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:51.400
their stand because Mike Johnson is.
877
00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:57.079
A fool and uh a lackey to Donald Trump. I
878
00:45:57.119 --> 00:45:59.599
think that's probably because of a number of reasons.
879
00:45:59.679 --> 00:46:01.599
I think I think he hates him.
880
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:02.760
I think they all hate him.
881
00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:06.199
But Mike Johnson, did you not happen to come across
882
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:11.960
Hunter Biden on what was it Don Lennon.
883
00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:12.280
The other day?
884
00:46:12.840 --> 00:46:13.039
No?
885
00:46:13.519 --> 00:46:17.840
That was quite funny. So Hunter Biden says, oh, oh
886
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:18.480
the gay thing.
887
00:46:18.599 --> 00:46:21.559
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw again, like everything, I
888
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:23.960
saw a clip, yeah, but I didn't see the whole thing.
889
00:46:24.119 --> 00:46:26.840
So basically he was saying that Washington's run by.
890
00:46:26.719 --> 00:46:31.039
A cabal of closeted gay Yeah, and a few names
891
00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:32.800
that I didn't know about because I've heard about a
892
00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:33.480
lot of them.
893
00:46:33.519 --> 00:46:35.320
But I mean, Mike Johnson I've heard about.
894
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:38.800
Since the day. Hunter Biden was like, are you asking
895
00:46:38.840 --> 00:46:40.199
me if Mike Johnson is gay?
896
00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:42.960
Yes, Josh Holly's the way they got me, yeah, saying
897
00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:43.760
Josh Holly's gay?
898
00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:48.280
Are you asking? I don't know, listen, man, Hunter Biden.
899
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:50.039
Hunter Biden being.
900
00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:53.159
Just completely.
901
00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:58.840
Unfiltered is not what I was expecting, but I love it.
902
00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:02.159
I want to make campaign poster that says, Biden twenty
903
00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:02.679
twenty eight.
904
00:47:02.760 --> 00:47:04.280
Fuck it, let's try a crackhead.
905
00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:11.920
I love that. Yeah, he sounds like his dad when
906
00:47:11.960 --> 00:47:14.679
he talks sometimes, but he'll say fucking shit and I
907
00:47:14.679 --> 00:47:17.199
don't give a fuck. And of course, yeah, all those
908
00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:19.920
pictures are real. Theyan me I was a fucking crackhead.
909
00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:23.800
He just talked so openly about it. It's so refreshing.
910
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:25.840
He's like, yeah, I was. I was out of my mind.
911
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:29.119
I was on crack. That's me with all the women
912
00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:33.880
and all the prostitutes. I did that, Yes, okay, I
913
00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:37.639
did it. Like I'm better now. I'm not on the drugs.
914
00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:42.679
I'm clean, I'm sober. My father is not doing well, like, yeah,
915
00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:45.480
I'm better now. Like he's just been the boogeyman for
916
00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:49.239
the right for so long. It's weird how our boogieyman
917
00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:54.719
is a drug formerly drug addicted son of the president
918
00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:57.960
who's been sober for seven years of the former president,
919
00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:03.400
while their boogeyman is literally their leader. Like you have
920
00:48:03.519 --> 00:48:06.039
to dig and dig and dig, like Kamala can't be
921
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:11.599
the boogeyman. I know, oh oh oh, do you see
922
00:48:11.639 --> 00:48:15.639
what he said about Someone asked him, all right, you
923
00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:18.679
can tell us now, was that your bag of cocaine
924
00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:22.320
at the White House? And he's like, you think I'd
925
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:27.800
forget my fucking cocaine. It's like I would never forget
926
00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:33.920
my cookaine. No, it wasn't mine, which is so funny.
927
00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:35.840
Man, But this is so funny when you're talking about
928
00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:38.840
their boogy man versus o boogeyman, their boogeyman, or if
929
00:48:38.840 --> 00:48:39.119
he did.
930
00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:42.199
The boogeyman they perceive on the left is George Soros.
931
00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:44.960
Oh did George Georges tell you to say that?
932
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:47.920
And then Elon Musk gave Donald Trump two hundred and
933
00:48:48.000 --> 00:48:53.360
fifty six million dollars, bought him the presidency, then was
934
00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:55.320
given a cabinet fucking position.
935
00:48:56.199 --> 00:48:57.400
They got nothing to say.
936
00:48:57.760 --> 00:48:59.679
But George Soros gives.
937
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:02.880
To act lou or whatever, and he's the boogeyman.
938
00:49:03.079 --> 00:49:03.880
They have a.
939
00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:09.159
Billionaire slash trillion are literally buying the presidency for his guy,
940
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:13.480
who then gives him all these government contracts and all
941
00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:14.239
this power.
942
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:16.000
And they don't say shit.
943
00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:19.639
I mean, it's hard, it's hard.
944
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:22.320
It is just hard to deal with they're all.
945
00:49:23.599 --> 00:49:25.679
And I feel terrible saying this, but at this point,
946
00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:30.360
I feel like enough decent, good conservatives have gone.
947
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:35.280
Enough's enough, and I'm out that what's left.
948
00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:40.960
I don't feel bad calling dumb. The problem is those
949
00:49:41.119 --> 00:49:45.239
those people are retiring and quitting and resigning. That's where
950
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:45.559
I am.
951
00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:47.199
I supporters.
952
00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:50.800
Sure, Oh, I see the politicians.
953
00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:53.400
And other people that have just gone, I'm done.
954
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:54.679
My mom's out, she's done.
955
00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:59.079
But my issue is the people who had power. Because
956
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:01.760
my mom will go I'm done with him. But what
957
00:50:01.800 --> 00:50:04.159
can I do now. I'm gonna stay out of it.
958
00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:07.360
I'm not gonna vote. And I pushed back and I go, no, Mom,
959
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:11.880
you need to unfuck what you helped fuck up. You
960
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:15.679
owe it to us to at least vote blue where
961
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:19.199
you are, to give the Senate, the Congress of fighting
962
00:50:19.320 --> 00:50:23.639
chance to put some reins on this fucking monster. At
963
00:50:23.639 --> 00:50:27.719
the very least. She's like, I'm just one vote, then
964
00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:29.360
why'd you put it in the hat for Trump?
965
00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:34.639
I think when it comes down to voting.
966
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:36.960
I think she'll go to the polls. I believe my
967
00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:38.800
mom will do the right thing and go to the polls.
968
00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:42.159
And I think I think James Tallerrico is gonna be
969
00:50:42.159 --> 00:50:43.599
the next senator from Texas.
970
00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:44.480
I would love that.
971
00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:48.400
He's gonna bump out Cruise, right, No, who would he
972
00:50:48.400 --> 00:50:48.880
bump out?
973
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:56.519
Well, nobody, because so Cornyan was, but he got primaried
974
00:50:56.519 --> 00:50:57.440
by Ken Paxton.
975
00:50:57.679 --> 00:50:59.159
Trump endorsed Ken.
976
00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:02.639
Paxton, who was literally impeached by the Republican.
977
00:51:04.239 --> 00:51:07.440
But Cornyn had ship to say about Trump, so Trump said,
978
00:51:07.480 --> 00:51:11.639
fuck you, I'm gonna endorse your opponent endorsed Paxton. So
979
00:51:11.800 --> 00:51:17.000
basically Trump gave Tall Rico the most vulnerable Republican imaginable
980
00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:17.599
to run again.
981
00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:19.760
So it would be Packston.
982
00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:24.960
Doesn't he have like sexual assault allegations and well he's corruption,
983
00:51:25.360 --> 00:51:27.360
Well definitely, he's his wife.
984
00:51:28.440 --> 00:51:30.639
I can't remember, but his wife definitely made some accusations
985
00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:32.400
or he's soon to be ex wife and he's going
986
00:51:32.400 --> 00:51:33.000
through a divorce.
987
00:51:33.039 --> 00:51:34.639
But it's the corruption that was.
988
00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:37.760
Too much for even the Republicans of Texas that they
989
00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:41.679
impeached him. And Trump again saved Hissass making phone calls
990
00:51:41.920 --> 00:51:45.480
to the Texas state legislators and he was able to
991
00:51:45.519 --> 00:51:47.880
sway enough people to not impeach him that he survived by.
992
00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:51.360
A couple of votes. But I think Tall Rico's got
993
00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:52.000
a real shot.
994
00:51:52.159 --> 00:51:53.199
I really do you know why?
995
00:51:53.239 --> 00:51:56.079
Because he just like we talked about during the primary
996
00:51:56.159 --> 00:51:59.480
when it was him and what's her name?
997
00:52:00.199 --> 00:52:05.079
Uh he was running against Uh, it's her name.
998
00:52:05.199 --> 00:52:05.840
She's so good.
999
00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:08.440
This is summer summerly No no.
1000
00:52:08.280 --> 00:52:11.239
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Who was
1001
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:16.239
it it was? I can see her face. Oh my god,
1002
00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:17.599
they're screaming at us right now.
1003
00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:21.840
Her name is the one that.
1004
00:52:21.800 --> 00:52:25.920
Made fun of Marjorie Taylor bringing the bad blonde bimbo,
1005
00:52:26.280 --> 00:52:32.800
big body built bitch or whatever. I know somebody who
1006
00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:34.280
met her and has a crush on her and tried
1007
00:52:34.280 --> 00:52:39.119
to take her on a date, Jasmine Crockett. So I
1008
00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:41.480
was hoping Taller Rico would win because I don't think
1009
00:52:41.599 --> 00:52:44.840
Jasmin Crockett would ever actually make it. I think she
1010
00:52:44.880 --> 00:52:50.960
would be more fun to watch. But James tallerco is
1011
00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:54.880
a liberal Christian, and if you're ever gonna get Texas
1012
00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:58.079
to go blue, that's the way to do it. Strategically.
1013
00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:03.480
Listen to me, dog woulds I want a liberal Christian
1014
00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:07.880
to win because that's the first baby step the guy
1015
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:12.599
that goes listen. I'm a Christian through and through, but
1016
00:53:12.679 --> 00:53:15.800
we should not be putting these Ten Commandments out for
1017
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:20.519
little Jewish, Atheist and Muslim boys and girls on tax.
1018
00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:21.239
Pay or property.
1019
00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:25.440
Like. He is so well spoken, he's sweet, he knows
1020
00:53:25.480 --> 00:53:28.920
the Bible, but he actually gives a shit in real life.
1021
00:53:29.239 --> 00:53:32.199
If if every Christian was like James Tellerico, I don't
1022
00:53:32.199 --> 00:53:34.559
think atheists would have a whole lot to bitch about. Nope,
1023
00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:37.159
they would just stop believing and move the fuck on
1024
00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:42.079
with their lives. Because James Tellerrico was like, my religion
1025
00:53:42.199 --> 00:53:45.480
and my government should stay separate, not only for the
1026
00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:47.840
sake of the government, but for the sake of my church.
1027
00:53:48.360 --> 00:53:52.480
They should be separate things. And he has no problem
1028
00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:55.599
voicing that. It's why I was the first ever editor
1029
00:53:55.679 --> 00:54:00.599
of American Atheist magazine to get an active Baptist minister
1030
00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:03.599
to write an article for the magazine Wow, because he
1031
00:54:03.719 --> 00:54:06.039
was totally on board with the separation of church and
1032
00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:09.679
state for the purposes of saving the church from being
1033
00:54:09.719 --> 00:54:13.519
connected with the state. And he's like, we stand with atheist,
1034
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:17.639
our government shouldn't pick sides, and we were like fuck in.
1035
00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:22.559
I featured him as a two or four page spread
1036
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:24.920
of his article in the American Atheist magazine there's a
1037
00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:28.079
lot of controversy, but mostly people were like, oh, yeah,
1038
00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:32.199
they loved the idea that a Baptist minister was writing about.
1039
00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:35.119
That turns out they've been doing it for years.
1040
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:39.199
I was just haunted this thought.
1041
00:54:39.239 --> 00:54:42.719
The other day, I was imagining to myself what Christians believe.
1042
00:54:43.119 --> 00:54:46.199
It was like at the Constitutional Convention when writing the
1043
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:49.639
First Amendment. They were like, and when it.
1044
00:54:49.559 --> 00:54:51.559
Comes to freedom to speech, people should have the freedom
1045
00:54:51.599 --> 00:54:52.599
to say whatever they want.
1046
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.599
The government will have no role.
1047
00:54:56.079 --> 00:54:57.519
When it comes to the freedom of the press, the
1048
00:54:57.559 --> 00:54:58.960
press should be able to write.
1049
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:02.280
Whatever they want. Government will have no role.
1050
00:55:02.719 --> 00:55:04.760
When it comes to religion, people should be allowed to
1051
00:55:04.920 --> 00:55:08.159
first practice any religion they want, and the government should
1052
00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:09.320
be Christian.
1053
00:55:09.519 --> 00:55:18.800
Ass fo that's good. That's good. That takes me.
1054
00:55:18.880 --> 00:55:20.960
By the way, did you bring your lap up?
1055
00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:26.400
I really want you to bring it tomorrow as well.
1056
00:55:27.800 --> 00:55:29.639
I think you and I can write some skits together.
1057
00:55:30.639 --> 00:55:31.679
You think I could be a sketch.
1058
00:55:32.440 --> 00:55:34.079
I think that could be a sketch in itself, the
1059
00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:37.800
two of us together in that sketch. Yeah, yeah, for sure,
1060
00:55:39.440 --> 00:55:40.199
for sure.
1061
00:55:41.519 --> 00:55:42.599
I think we could.
1062
00:55:43.079 --> 00:55:48.159
So remind me of that tomorrow when you come over
1063
00:55:48.199 --> 00:55:53.280
for this to edit. This nonsense. I'm glad.
1064
00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:54.920
I mean, I listen.
1065
00:55:55.320 --> 00:56:00.159
In the twenty twenty four election, I willingly voted for
1066
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:03.159
a Christian in Joe Biden, over.
1067
00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:08.760
An atheist in Donald Trump. Sorry.
1068
00:56:09.360 --> 00:56:12.880
Yeah, also yeah, both times in twenty twenty I voted
1069
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:17.039
for Biden. Twenty twenty four, I voted for Harris twice.
1070
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:19.840
I willingly voted for a Christian, thanks for that, instead
1071
00:56:19.880 --> 00:56:21.719
of an atheist in Donald Trump. I think I think
1072
00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:24.880
Donald Trump is the world's worst atheist. I think he
1073
00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:27.599
is a perfect example of someone who is an atheist
1074
00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:30.719
who is not a humanist. No, he's not a Christian.
1075
00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:32.960
He doesn't really believe. He thinks it's all.
1076
00:56:33.039 --> 00:56:37.039
Donald Trump doesn't believe in the Christian God, the Muslim God,
1077
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:37.960
the Hindu God.
1078
00:56:38.320 --> 00:56:41.760
He thinks he is God. He is the least atheistic
1079
00:56:41.840 --> 00:56:42.440
person ever.
1080
00:56:42.559 --> 00:56:45.920
He literally thinks he is God.
1081
00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:50.519
That's another guy. Does he believe it? Yeah?
1082
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:52.920
How much do you think Donald Trump actually believes?
1083
00:56:53.159 --> 00:56:57.840
Is he a crazy? Look? We all know, we all
1084
00:56:57.880 --> 00:57:01.800
have that uncle or father or mother or family member
1085
00:57:02.559 --> 00:57:06.000
who's kind of crazy. But then what we notice about
1086
00:57:06.039 --> 00:57:10.000
them is that they have very limited access to information,
1087
00:57:11.119 --> 00:57:13.440
so they get really passionate about stuff. Because they're just
1088
00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:17.840
told that there are caravans of migrants climbing across the border.
1089
00:57:18.840 --> 00:57:22.440
And when you go that's not it's not happening, you
1090
00:57:22.519 --> 00:57:25.559
see the tension leave their shoulders and they go, wait,
1091
00:57:25.559 --> 00:57:29.519
what it's not. No, you're being lied to. And you go, well,
1092
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:32.480
and you say Donald Trump's been accused of sexual assaults
1093
00:57:32.480 --> 00:57:34.920
of children, and they go what that's not And then
1094
00:57:34.960 --> 00:57:38.960
you show them the actual Epstein file and they go, oh,
1095
00:57:39.000 --> 00:57:43.440
that's terrible, Just like that podcast we've been watching of
1096
00:57:43.519 --> 00:57:46.000
that mom who's like slowly seeing the.
1097
00:57:46.039 --> 00:57:48.639
Light, you know, like unnecessary conversation.
1098
00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:51.320
Yeah, and you're like, oh, wait a minute, I think
1099
00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:52.400
there's something there.
1100
00:57:54.760 --> 00:57:54.920
You know.
1101
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:57.719
Donald Trump has a woman around him that they've nicknamed
1102
00:57:57.760 --> 00:57:58.480
the human Printer.
1103
00:57:59.039 --> 00:58:01.440
Yeah, it's his girlfriend, you know, and.
1104
00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:04.280
She prints out little things for him, and that's his world.
1105
00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:08.400
He sees that he's number one on TikTok, that he's
1106
00:58:08.440 --> 00:58:11.719
the best, that he's the greatest, and that all this horrible,
1107
00:58:12.159 --> 00:58:14.719
Like is he does he really believe this shit? Is
1108
00:58:14.719 --> 00:58:15.360
he lying?
1109
00:58:16.519 --> 00:58:17.960
Sure, he lies all the time, but.
1110
00:58:19.679 --> 00:58:22.159
Does he know he's not number one on TikTok? Or
1111
00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:25.239
does he believe the shit this girl is printing out.
1112
00:58:25.559 --> 00:58:28.320
I don't know what number one on TikTok even fucking means.
1113
00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:30.480
I can't even wrap my head on what he was saying.
1114
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:31.840
I'm number one on TikTok.
1115
00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:35.199
Maybe have a tto he does, maybe in one, but
1116
00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:37.519
it's not number one, dude. Maybe in a couple of
1117
00:58:37.639 --> 00:58:41.039
hours he was a number one trending topic. He's probably
1118
00:58:41.039 --> 00:58:43.719
the number one trending traffic on all social media all
1119
00:58:43.800 --> 00:58:44.239
the time.
1120
00:58:44.440 --> 00:58:47.800
But it's mostly people saying what a fat, ugly piece.
1121
00:58:47.519 --> 00:58:48.119
Of shit he is.
1122
00:58:48.800 --> 00:58:49.960
We don't print that part.
1123
00:58:50.480 --> 00:58:53.920
That's my point. The woman that's you think he's scrolling
1124
00:58:53.960 --> 00:58:55.679
on his phone looking at TikTok.
1125
00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:59.119
No, maybe, I mean I don't think he is.
1126
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:01.559
Yeah, but I don't think he is. I think he's
1127
00:59:01.559 --> 00:59:05.639
getting print outs of stuff and he believes he's king
1128
00:59:05.719 --> 00:59:09.159
of the universe. Like I'm not giving him a pass.
1129
00:59:09.239 --> 00:59:11.400
I think the guy's definitely lying and corrupt.
1130
00:59:11.760 --> 00:59:14.679
He is a bit look, if I'm being super generous,
1131
00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:16.880
he's definitely a little bit.
1132
00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:17.320
Of a victim.
1133
00:59:17.880 --> 00:59:20.719
I think a lot of the more manipulative evil people
1134
00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:23.320
around him seeing as a dumbass that they can manipulate,
1135
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:25.159
and they are manipulating.
1136
00:59:24.599 --> 00:59:26.320
Him even Lindsay Graham.
1137
00:59:26.840 --> 00:59:28.599
We know for a fact, I don't know if he
1138
00:59:28.599 --> 00:59:30.239
saw any of the footage he came out today, which was
1139
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:33.000
so disgusting, but I'll tell you about it in a second.
1140
00:59:33.039 --> 00:59:38.360
But before that, Lindsay Graham bragged that he went to
1141
00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:43.960
Israel to teach Benjamin Etnia how to manipulate Donald Trump
1142
00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:44.840
into going to war.
1143
00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:47.280
With Iran, how to get him to do it?
1144
00:59:47.320 --> 00:59:50.880
Are you serious? Yeah, he didn't see that. I completely
1145
00:59:50.880 --> 00:59:51.239
missed that.
1146
00:59:51.800 --> 00:59:54.079
Anyway, Apparently there was a documentary being made about him,
1147
00:59:54.079 --> 00:59:55.920
and they did a little sneak peak of a scene
1148
00:59:55.960 --> 00:59:56.760
today and it.
1149
00:59:56.679 --> 01:00:01.519
Was him delighting in the bombing of Iran, like visibly
1150
01:00:02.199 --> 01:00:03.199
excited by it.
1151
01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:06.639
And I watched and I was like, holy shit.
1152
01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:11.119
I think Evangelical Christians and I agree on one thing.
1153
01:00:11.559 --> 01:00:14.559
That motherfucker's burning in hell. They think it's because he
1154
01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:14.960
was gay.
1155
01:00:15.079 --> 01:00:17.480
I think it's because he delights in war.
1156
01:00:17.880 --> 01:00:18.239
Wow.
1157
01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:22.400
Yeah, but hey, I need to take another break before
1158
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:28.360
we wrap up. So, oh my.
1159
01:00:28.400 --> 01:00:31.159
God, dude, maybe now it's a good tent to take
1160
01:00:31.199 --> 01:00:34.199
a picture of. The lighting just got phenomenal. We gottah,
1161
01:00:37.559 --> 01:00:41.800
All right, I'll take the picture. Yeah, you're right, I'll
1162
01:00:41.800 --> 01:00:42.119
take the.
1163
01:00:42.079 --> 01:00:52.440
Picture now, yeah, sometimes during sunset, like it just pops,
1164
01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:57.599
It just pops. It literally looks like somebody lit downtown.
1165
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:00.280
Kah.
1166
01:01:03.639 --> 01:01:06.880
All right, I'll let you decide. That is a beautiful picture.
1167
01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:17.039
Man, god, oh yeah, not even not even compared. Oh
1168
01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:21.519
my goodness, gracious. So that's the first one I sent
1169
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:26.400
beautiful and that is that crazy?
1170
01:01:26.480 --> 01:01:28.199
Yeah?
1171
01:01:29.519 --> 01:01:31.119
Yeah, let me take one.
1172
01:01:32.719 --> 01:01:47.280
My own purposes. Well, you go ahead, and yeah.
1173
01:01:47.760 --> 01:01:52.360
Oh do you need any more? Uh? Top off?
1174
01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:53.159
No, that was good.
1175
01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:55.440
I okay, had a nice little extrain coc in there.
1176
01:01:56.079 --> 01:02:08.079
Yeah, kah, I.
1177
01:02:08.039 --> 01:02:09.199
Was gonna give you a little.
1178
01:02:09.320 --> 01:02:12.679
Oh what's up? I thought you were gonna take that downstairs?
1179
01:02:12.800 --> 01:02:13.400
Oh yeah, what right?
1180
01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:16.000
Now it's in the bag.
1181
01:02:16.079 --> 01:02:17.679
Okay, so you're gonna take it down before you leave?
1182
01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:21.880
Yeah, well, I my keys and my wallet are downstairs anyway, all.
1183
01:02:21.880 --> 01:02:26.599
Right, and we're back, and then we're back.
1184
01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:28.440
Can I give you a little mail bag?
1185
01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:29.239
Sure?
1186
01:02:31.000 --> 01:02:32.880
I don't know what that means, but I'll accept your bag.
1187
01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:39.360
Okay, let's start with uh huh, one of them seems
1188
01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:39.920
seem missing.
1189
01:02:39.960 --> 01:02:41.440
Now, well, I'll start.
1190
01:02:41.280 --> 01:02:44.320
With this one, which is just super strange.
1191
01:02:44.599 --> 01:02:49.039
Maga dude with a maga hat in a sleeveless T
1192
01:02:49.159 --> 01:02:52.199
shirt at a gym working out.
1193
01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:57.000
Is this your wait, is this your porn search history?
1194
01:02:58.320 --> 01:02:59.320
Uh?
1195
01:02:59.800 --> 01:03:01.079
Just this one blew my mind.
1196
01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:04.079
He said some ship to me online on a video.
1197
01:03:04.239 --> 01:03:06.159
I said some ship back to him. Of course, that
1198
01:03:06.199 --> 01:03:08.199
was my usual snarky self. And then he d M
1199
01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:13.000
me and he said, I don't need friends like you anymore.
1200
01:03:13.360 --> 01:03:21.480
Audios and you said this is America, and America we say,
1201
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:25.000
I thought, dud dude, I don't.
1202
01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:28.239
It says like, I'm sure he friended me on Facebook
1203
01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:30.840
at some point, but it's like, wait.
1204
01:03:30.920 --> 01:03:34.159
You thought we were. That's a problem with calling people
1205
01:03:34.239 --> 01:03:35.960
friends that I connected with on Facebook.
1206
01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:37.000
We're not friends.
1207
01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:39.039
Not friends.
1208
01:03:39.320 --> 01:03:41.440
Uh so let me give you another.
1209
01:03:41.519 --> 01:03:43.199
And so I got a few Christians that have been
1210
01:03:43.199 --> 01:03:44.280
writing to me as I'm late.
1211
01:03:44.400 --> 01:03:45.719
Ooh that's good.
1212
01:03:46.000 --> 01:03:48.159
Yeah, we're gonna put this one out for the public.
1213
01:03:48.239 --> 01:03:48.559
By the way.
1214
01:03:48.639 --> 01:03:50.480
Okay, so this person says.
1215
01:03:50.400 --> 01:03:52.599
And if you're listening now for the public, if you're
1216
01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:55.199
out in the public listening to this for free, just
1217
01:03:55.280 --> 01:04:03.320
know there are tons of these rooftop rants at patreon
1218
01:04:03.360 --> 01:04:06.280
dot com slash David C. Smalley, I think is where
1219
01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:06.639
you go.
1220
01:04:07.519 --> 01:04:08.639
So this person wrote to me.
1221
01:04:09.840 --> 01:04:12.000
I get a lot of these, but I'm just gonna
1222
01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:14.239
grab a few off many a day.
1223
01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:17.639
It's funny people feel like if they go to the DMS, like.
1224
01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:23.400
It's somehow more poignant, or it's I think it's better actually,
1225
01:04:24.079 --> 01:04:26.239
you know, so that they don't get dogpiled in the
1226
01:04:26.239 --> 01:04:27.840
comments by your supporters. Yeah.
1227
01:04:27.880 --> 01:04:30.719
Anyway, this guy just came to me and said, praying
1228
01:04:30.760 --> 01:04:32.920
for you to wake up. Bro, there's still time for
1229
01:04:33.000 --> 01:04:35.800
you to join the light side praying emoji.
1230
01:04:37.280 --> 01:04:39.079
I don't know this guy, I've never met him.
1231
01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:41.480
Invite him on. We'll put him on speaker and we'll
1232
01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:43.480
talk to him on our next rooftop rant.
1233
01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:45.519
You want it, Yeah, I'm down for that.
1234
01:04:46.039 --> 01:04:47.960
Well, I did say to him, and maybe hopefully he
1235
01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:50.599
didn't take it too offensively, but I said, instead of praying,
1236
01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:52.559
why don't you try thinking it as a far better
1237
01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:55.840
track worker than talking to invisible wizards from the Bronze Age.
1238
01:04:56.800 --> 01:05:01.679
Did he respond now, Well, he's never coming on now.
1239
01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:07.280
Maybe not, But dude, you're praying for me.
1240
01:05:07.360 --> 01:05:09.679
I don't know. You don't pray for me.
1241
01:05:09.719 --> 01:05:10.760
You don't need to pray for me.
1242
01:05:10.880 --> 01:05:11.840
And then there was one more.
1243
01:05:11.960 --> 01:05:17.000
There's one comedian I'll quote he I think he doesn't
1244
01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:21.840
like me very much. We started parting ways when he
1245
01:05:21.920 --> 01:05:30.280
went full woke violence is the answer, and I said,
1246
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:35.000
liberal ideals should win out. We might both be in
1247
01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:39.119
different positions now. But it's Keith Lowel Jensen. He's a
1248
01:05:39.159 --> 01:05:43.360
comedian out of San Francisco, atheist, been in the atheist
1249
01:05:43.400 --> 01:05:48.920
movement forever. I featured him in the magazine he.
1250
01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:52.039
Oh damn, did I leave the fridge open? I did?
1251
01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:56.159
He once said someone yelled he's at a comedy show.
1252
01:05:56.280 --> 01:05:58.920
We were to show together, and someone yelled out, I'll
1253
01:05:58.960 --> 01:06:01.719
pray for you, and he goes and I'll talk about
1254
01:06:01.719 --> 01:06:07.159
you behind your back. That was the greatest response to that.
1255
01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:15.400
All right, folks, I'm I don't know if Michael's talking
1256
01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:19.800
to you or not, but yeah, it's my refrigerator. Will
1257
01:06:20.960 --> 01:06:25.880
ding ding ding, Oh my god, what is going on?
1258
01:06:28.039 --> 01:06:30.440
Oh my bad fridge.
1259
01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:32.719
Thank you so much for letting me know.
1260
01:06:34.679 --> 01:06:40.159
There was a pack of patties that were blocking my blessing.
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01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:47.119
I was trying to there we go, all right, so Michael,
1262
01:06:47.159 --> 01:06:49.119
you don't need to cut that part out. I talked
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01:06:49.159 --> 01:06:51.039
to them the whole way.
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01:06:52.119 --> 01:06:54.280
I kept them informed of what was going on, and
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01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:55.119
you're good to go.
1266
01:06:55.639 --> 01:06:57.280
So tomorrow when you edit this, you don't have to
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01:06:57.320 --> 01:06:59.920
take that out. In fact, I'm in favor of leaving
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01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:03.199
almost everything in except for the break. You know, they
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01:07:03.239 --> 01:07:06.480
don't want to sit here in silence while we, you know,
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01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:08.360
don't relieve ourselves.
1271
01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:11.320
But yeah, well, when they're listening to this, will have
1272
01:07:11.360 --> 01:07:13.519
no way of knowing did he take it, did he
1273
01:07:13.639 --> 01:07:14.440
take his advice?
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01:07:14.639 --> 01:07:15.559
What was edited out?
1275
01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:17.800
They can't know it, and they get unknown unknown, And
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01:07:17.840 --> 01:07:20.079
I gotta be honest with you, I'll never know either
1277
01:07:20.280 --> 01:07:23.840
because I don't listen to this shit, asshole I do.
1278
01:07:24.320 --> 01:07:26.760
I don't listen to every podcast I've ever been on.
1279
01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:29.719
Oh okay, and now you have all the passwords, so
1280
01:07:29.800 --> 01:07:34.280
you will be responding to people and engaging, and sometimes
1281
01:07:34.280 --> 01:07:35.039
I may be too.
1282
01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:36.800
You don't know.
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01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:42.320
So here's one more. This is from Billy. Billy's a
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01:07:42.360 --> 01:07:45.639
friend of sorts. I've debated him as the host of
1285
01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:46.679
Dogging and Debate before.
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01:07:46.840 --> 01:07:47.159
Okay.
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01:07:47.400 --> 01:07:49.119
He wrote to me, Hey, Michael, you know I like
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01:07:49.199 --> 01:07:51.280
you and I respect you for numerous reasons.
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01:07:51.280 --> 01:07:51.920
But one thing I.
1290
01:07:51.880 --> 01:07:55.639
Don't understand is about you, and you're disdained for Christians.
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01:07:56.320 --> 01:07:59.000
I know that we Christians are not perfect, not even close.
1292
01:07:59.119 --> 01:08:01.719
But most of the true Christians I know actually tried
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01:08:01.760 --> 01:08:03.679
it adhere to the intent of the Bible. And that
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01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:09.920
is a fact, not a personal opinion, just a random
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01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:12.760
note I got, I said, Billy, and my criticisms are institutional,
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01:08:12.840 --> 01:08:15.400
not individual. As you know, along, I get along with
1297
01:08:15.519 --> 01:08:17.880
almost anyone one on one. But as long as Christian
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01:08:17.960 --> 01:08:20.319
nationalism is trying to take over my country, with people
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01:08:20.359 --> 01:08:22.960
proudly declaring they want to turn America into a Christian nation,
1300
01:08:23.359 --> 01:08:25.640
I feel it's my duty to criticize that movement the
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01:08:25.640 --> 01:08:26.560
only way I know how.
1302
01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:27.920
That's through ridicule.
1303
01:08:28.680 --> 01:08:31.920
Oh what did you say about uh?
1304
01:08:33.159 --> 01:08:35.560
I understand and truly respect your reasoning. But if the
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01:08:35.680 --> 01:08:38.479
entire world was Christian at one time before Adam and
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01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:41.479
Eve disobeyed God in the Garden of Eden, the imperfect
1307
01:08:41.479 --> 01:08:43.159
doesn't change the perfect God.
1308
01:08:43.960 --> 01:08:45.800
Regardless of how does that make sense to.
1309
01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:49.000
H it does from his perspective. I think he's a
1310
01:08:49.039 --> 01:08:51.439
guy I would like to invite to talk to us. Okay,
1311
01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:53.359
I think maybe we put him on speaker and have
1312
01:08:53.399 --> 01:08:54.119
this conversation.
1313
01:08:54.159 --> 01:08:55.079
I don't want to go through.
1314
01:08:54.960 --> 01:08:59.239
The whole you know, Let's put him on zoom and
1315
01:09:00.079 --> 01:09:02.560
you know, sound check it. Let's just have a conversation
1316
01:09:02.640 --> 01:09:05.600
with him. I can just hold it right here, okay.
1317
01:09:05.359 --> 01:09:07.359
Yeah, okay, and we can have the conversation to do that.
1318
01:09:07.439 --> 01:09:09.439
Yeah yeah, yeah, I bet I could get Billy to
1319
01:09:09.479 --> 01:09:09.640
do it.
1320
01:09:10.039 --> 01:09:11.960
Yeah yeah. We can put it the phone on a tripod,
1321
01:09:11.960 --> 01:09:13.479
put it right next to my mic here, and I
1322
01:09:13.479 --> 01:09:16.800
think it'll be fine. I'm not so interested in super
1323
01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:20.279
high quality studio recordings anymore. I just want them to
1324
01:09:20.319 --> 01:09:23.159
capture the real life things that we do. So yeah,
1325
01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:24.920
if Billy's down to talk to us, let's do it.
1326
01:09:25.000 --> 01:09:27.239
Let's have a chat, all right, I'll keep reading. It's
1327
01:09:27.239 --> 01:09:32.039
a lengthy one. But Garden of Eden, I didn't understand that.
1328
01:09:32.039 --> 01:09:35.239
Were you gonna clarify that for me? But if the
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01:09:35.359 --> 01:09:37.800
entire world was Christian at one time before Adam and
1330
01:09:37.800 --> 01:09:40.319
Eve disobeyed God in the Garden of Eden, they weren't Christian.
1331
01:09:40.359 --> 01:09:42.600
They didn't right, there was no such thing as Christian,
1332
01:09:42.600 --> 01:09:46.399
then the imperfect doesn't change the perfect God. Well, what
1333
01:09:46.439 --> 01:09:49.840
he's saying is people behaving badly and sinning doesn't change
1334
01:09:49.840 --> 01:09:52.359
how good God's Okay, all right, I get that from
1335
01:09:52.359 --> 01:09:55.159
his perspective, But I disagree with it, but I understand
1336
01:09:55.199 --> 01:09:56.119
where he's coming, gotcha.
1337
01:09:56.199 --> 01:09:57.800
And then he said, well, he's a sweet guy. I
1338
01:09:57.880 --> 01:09:58.359
like Billy.
1339
01:09:58.560 --> 01:10:02.359
He's he sticks to his talking points, and no matter
1340
01:10:02.439 --> 01:10:04.800
how vociferously you prove him.
1341
01:10:04.720 --> 01:10:06.880
Wrong, let's chat with him. We'll make it a public episode,
1342
01:10:06.880 --> 01:10:07.680
and we'll chat with Billy.
1343
01:10:07.680 --> 01:10:07.960
All right.
1344
01:10:08.159 --> 01:10:10.680
Regardless of how much or how loudly we speak, all
1345
01:10:10.680 --> 01:10:12.960
people pros or cons God is still God, just like
1346
01:10:13.039 --> 01:10:15.159
you are still you, and I am still me. President
1347
01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:18.239
Abraham Lincoln was once quoted as asking a child, how
1348
01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:20.600
many legs does a dog have if you call his
1349
01:10:20.720 --> 01:10:24.880
tail a leg? Child said five, and Lincoln replied, stating
1350
01:10:24.920 --> 01:10:27.239
that a tail is a leg, doesn't make it a leg.
1351
01:10:27.840 --> 01:10:30.119
My point is that if we say something or think
1352
01:10:30.199 --> 01:10:32.279
something that it doesn't always make it true.
1353
01:10:32.319 --> 01:10:33.680
And yes that includes me.
1354
01:10:34.439 --> 01:10:37.319
But if God, who is holy and impervious to sin,
1355
01:10:37.479 --> 01:10:40.680
says something, we should we should, at the very minimum
1356
01:10:40.680 --> 01:10:42.960
listen to what he has to say, even if we
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01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:43.760
do not obey.
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01:10:44.199 --> 01:10:47.640
I love that, Billy. I love that. And let me
1359
01:10:47.640 --> 01:10:50.039
tell you what kind of conversation we're gonna have here.
1360
01:10:50.560 --> 01:10:52.920
I'm gonna go ahead and throw you a bone here, Billy,
1361
01:10:53.239 --> 01:10:58.960
hope you're listening, I would I love that quote. Just
1362
01:10:59.039 --> 01:11:02.560
stating that the dog's tail is a leg doesn't make
1363
01:11:02.560 --> 01:11:05.560
it a leg. The leg is still the count of
1364
01:11:05.600 --> 01:11:11.000
the leg is still four. So just stating that slavery
1365
01:11:11.079 --> 01:11:16.199
is okay doesn't make it moral. Just stating that killing
1366
01:11:16.239 --> 01:11:22.560
someone is okay doesn't make that death okay. So God
1367
01:11:22.760 --> 01:11:26.319
just saying something is moral doesn't make it moral because
1368
01:11:26.319 --> 01:11:30.239
God said so. And if you believe that, if you
1369
01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:33.960
believe that God can change reality, because he is the
1370
01:11:34.000 --> 01:11:37.880
creator and he can take something like torture or slavery
1371
01:11:38.000 --> 01:11:41.520
or murder, or a tail and or dog's tail and
1372
01:11:41.560 --> 01:11:44.520
turn it into a leg by speaking into existence this thing,
1373
01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:49.159
then you are the one with subjective morality and I
1374
01:11:49.239 --> 01:11:52.960
am the one with objective morality to say it's wrong
1375
01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:57.720
even if God does it, and the God of the
1376
01:11:57.720 --> 01:12:02.279
Bible commits so many atrocities, I, as an atheist, was
1377
01:12:02.319 --> 01:12:05.600
willing to step down and say, I mean, as a Christian,
1378
01:12:05.640 --> 01:12:09.199
I was willing to say, I'm not gonna follow that
1379
01:12:09.239 --> 01:12:12.760
guy even if he is in charge, because I have
1380
01:12:12.840 --> 01:12:14.960
a moral fiber and I know that what he's doing
1381
01:12:15.079 --> 01:12:20.640
is evil, and that's what separates us ultimately. So that's
1382
01:12:20.680 --> 01:12:25.000
a great point. Let's let's dive into that Abraham Lincoln quote,
1383
01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:27.640
just saying something. But he's gonna say no, no, no no,
1384
01:12:27.920 --> 01:12:32.720
but God can now y. Now that's that's special pleading.
1385
01:12:32.920 --> 01:12:36.119
It's a fallacy. Either something is wrong or it's not.
1386
01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:39.680
And if slavery is wrong, it's wrong. But if slavery
1387
01:12:39.760 --> 01:12:44.319
is suddenly okay when God orders it, then you're the
1388
01:12:44.319 --> 01:12:46.359
one willing to bend your morals.
1389
01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:47.720
And I'm not.
1390
01:12:49.880 --> 01:12:51.880
Just a preview. But I'd love to talk to Billy.
1391
01:12:52.680 --> 01:12:53.079
I can think.
1392
01:12:53.079 --> 01:12:54.760
I I think I could arra. I think I could
1393
01:12:54.840 --> 01:12:55.319
arrange that.
1394
01:12:57.840 --> 01:13:01.600
Let's try it. I'd love to talk with Billy.
1395
01:13:02.680 --> 01:13:03.119
There you go.
1396
01:13:03.520 --> 01:13:05.479
I just thought i'd give you a little of my mailbag.
1397
01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:07.760
The Christians that write to me pretty good. And by
1398
01:13:07.760 --> 01:13:10.199
the way, keep that coming. The mail bag is important.
1399
01:13:10.960 --> 01:13:14.880
I love it. Okay, Yeah, let's keep doing that.
1400
01:13:15.000 --> 01:13:17.960
Wow, now the moon's out, that's what I was saying
1401
01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:20.960
along with downtown. I don't think I captured that in
1402
01:13:20.960 --> 01:13:24.000
the uh second photo I took. I don't know if
1403
01:13:24.039 --> 01:13:26.119
I can get them both. Oh I can if I
1404
01:13:26.399 --> 01:13:31.159
zoom out. Ah, but you can't tell how beautiful.
1405
01:13:30.720 --> 01:13:31.760
The moon is. Look at that.
1406
01:13:34.119 --> 01:13:36.359
Maybe if I had one of them their androids, I could.
1407
01:13:39.239 --> 01:13:41.359
And this looks like a white dot up there. You can't.
1408
01:13:41.399 --> 01:13:45.560
Really, the moon is very difficult to photograph.
1409
01:13:45.600 --> 01:13:47.680
Wow, look at this though.
1410
01:13:48.560 --> 01:13:49.319
That's nice.
1411
01:13:49.840 --> 01:13:50.720
I like this one too.
1412
01:13:50.760 --> 01:13:52.840
It's got a little Yeah.
1413
01:13:52.640 --> 01:13:55.319
It's just too it's too far. But that's too descriptive
1414
01:13:55.319 --> 01:13:57.319
of where we are, Michael, I would like to I
1415
01:13:57.319 --> 01:14:01.640
would like to zoom in a bit. Let me see
1416
01:14:02.359 --> 01:14:21.399
how good I can get this moon. Michael. Wow, that
1417
01:14:21.840 --> 01:14:24.720
is the iPhone seventeen pro buddy.
1418
01:14:24.920 --> 01:14:27.000
I could not get that photo of the moon.
1419
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:32.640
Holy moly, that's the best moon photo I've ever taken.
1420
01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:35.479
You know what, I think we've done so much photo
1421
01:14:35.560 --> 01:14:38.399
talk that you should probably post all these.
1422
01:14:38.680 --> 01:14:41.199
All right, Okay, send them my way.
1423
01:14:43.159 --> 01:14:45.479
Just don't forget tomorrow when you're with Danny and he's
1424
01:14:45.479 --> 01:14:47.479
showing you, you know, all the ins and outs of
1425
01:14:47.520 --> 01:14:51.399
all this, that you remind him that you've got these
1426
01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:59.359
photos to put. My wife is home, hey baby, Oh
1427
01:14:59.479 --> 01:15:01.880
and here come he was the heckler. He's about to
1428
01:15:01.920 --> 01:15:07.319
bang on the windows. Oh god, it's so crazy. My
1429
01:15:07.439 --> 01:15:13.119
son is now one and walking around. Oh he's got
1430
01:15:13.119 --> 01:15:16.520
his he's got his gatta. This is his first word
1431
01:15:16.600 --> 01:15:24.039
in Spanish. I'll say, he holds his gatta up and
1432
01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:30.720
I say umbasito and he kisses it. He goes, hi, buddy, Hi.
1433
01:15:32.319 --> 01:15:34.640
He's saying da Dad. You can't hear him, but he's
1434
01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:37.640
saying da Dad through the window. I can't wait to
1435
01:15:37.680 --> 01:15:43.920
go give him hugs. He's showing he's showing you his cat.
1436
01:15:44.079 --> 01:15:46.720
I see it. It's a nice cat.
1437
01:15:48.680 --> 01:15:50.359
It's a nice cat.
1438
01:15:50.840 --> 01:15:55.079
Kay Shall wondering. My son is adorable. He loves the
1439
01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:56.520
rooftop rants. He's a big fan.
1440
01:15:57.199 --> 01:15:58.479
Listens to every episode.
1441
01:16:00.319 --> 01:16:02.800
He uh comes out and tries to watch every episode
1442
01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:03.560
through the windows.
1443
01:16:04.760 --> 01:16:11.359
Very involved, big fan. Wow, this is a good one.
1444
01:16:11.479 --> 01:16:14.199
I wonder if you could tell how how long we've
1445
01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:22.560
recorded on this. No, there's no timer. It just says stereo.
1446
01:16:24.720 --> 01:16:28.159
Checked one, two, three, Yep, that's there. Okay, well we're
1447
01:16:28.159 --> 01:16:33.359
still recording. So any final thoughts as we wrap this
1448
01:16:33.399 --> 01:16:33.760
one up.
1449
01:16:35.119 --> 01:16:37.600
I gotta go look at that face. I gotta go
1450
01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:40.159
give that that creature some lovens.
1451
01:16:40.279 --> 01:16:43.800
Uh not really, I mean the thing we touched on
1452
01:16:45.199 --> 01:16:47.479
which neither you or I have a crystal ball and
1453
01:16:47.520 --> 01:16:48.359
can see into it.
1454
01:16:48.399 --> 01:16:50.920
But what do we do when Trumpton doesn't.
1455
01:16:52.000 --> 01:16:55.960
When Mike Johnson says, I'm not seating the newly elected
1456
01:16:57.079 --> 01:16:58.079
Democrats to.
1457
01:16:58.039 --> 01:17:01.600
The House, I don't know what's gonna happen in the Senate.
1458
01:17:01.720 --> 01:17:03.319
I think that's a different story altogether.
1459
01:17:03.359 --> 01:17:05.680
It doesn't matter because if you don't see the House,
1460
01:17:05.720 --> 01:17:08.680
you can't impeach, you can't have investigations.
1461
01:17:08.920 --> 01:17:11.840
I think I gotta be honest with you.
1462
01:17:12.399 --> 01:17:14.760
I'm not saying I'll be involved, and I'm not encouraging it,
1463
01:17:14.840 --> 01:17:18.600
but I will say I think there will be riots
1464
01:17:18.640 --> 01:17:21.600
in the streets like we have. I think it will
1465
01:17:21.640 --> 01:17:23.520
be January six times fifty.
1466
01:17:24.359 --> 01:17:26.319
I think that's what they're banking on, or at least
1467
01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:30.560
they've left us with no other options other than something
1468
01:17:30.680 --> 01:17:33.960
extra constitutional. Now I'm not saying violence, but people in
1469
01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:39.079
the streets certainly, but yeah, that they they are going
1470
01:17:39.079 --> 01:17:41.880
to close every legal avenue.
1471
01:17:42.479 --> 01:17:46.119
And well they're not just closing the existing legal avenues,
1472
01:17:46.199 --> 01:17:51.039
they are actively changing what the law is. I mean,
1473
01:17:51.079 --> 01:17:57.359
Trump has fired the election commissioners. Yeah, he's intentionally getting
1474
01:17:57.399 --> 01:18:01.239
away from the stops that could prevent him. I'm acting erroneously,
1475
01:18:02.039 --> 01:18:07.840
and no one that's unprecedented, No one accept dictators has
1476
01:18:07.840 --> 01:18:11.119
ever gotten voted in and then started getting rid of
1477
01:18:11.159 --> 01:18:13.840
all the people that could stop him from being maniacal,
1478
01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:18.920
and he's getting rid of him. Uh.
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I guess this is my closing thought, is that it's
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hard for me to come to terms with this, but
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I really feel like our last hope, our best bet,
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is that mom on the Necessary Conversation podcast is your Mom?
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Is us Democrats hating Trump they've they're immune to that
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has no effect.
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The only thing that can possibly have an.
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Outcome that can now as the effect is Trump supporters
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going Okay, this is too far.
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The good news is it's happening.
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It always cracks me up what it is for each
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individual person.
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I know, the Iran war, that's it. That's it.
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Not the Epstein files, not three million files being hidden,
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not the actual rape allegations.
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Where's Donald trillion dollars worth of bogus crypto coins to
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to his base?
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He ripped them off looking I mean the accusation in
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the Epstein file of him looking at a child and saying,
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if you tell anyone what just happened to you, I
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will make you disappear like Blake And the name is
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redacted because someone was disappeared.
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We're just gonna gloss over that.
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What is that? Murder and rape of a child? There
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is what is worse than that? What? What? How? What else?
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Chris of Gas.
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Eggs trans people running him track. I mean, where do
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we have to go? It's it's crazy, and I gotta
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tell you. I won't reg who it is, but I've
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been messaging with someone who is.
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Maga and I.
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Will send them these things, and to their credit, they
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watch them and then they go, that's terrible. And then
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I'll say, do you support someone who's accused of rape
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and murder of a child?
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You can't find anyone better?
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And they'll reply, you would think, And then I'll just
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send another Epstein file that includes the actual file number
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and a link to the document, and I go what
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about this? And they'll go awful. I'm like, you can't
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find anyone better and they're like, eh, not yet, And
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I'm just like, you're acknowledging, you're reading, you're seeing what
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he's about, and you're still going, eh, he's the best
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of all the choices. What we've now reached the point of, yeah,
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he's probably raping and probably murdering, but I can't vote
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for a Democrat Democrat, so then we go.
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The hierarchy now of morality is.
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Republican or conservative, then republican, then conservative rapist, conservative, child rapist,
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conservative pedophile, Democrat no waight poot yeah, putin then democrat.
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So a Republican who rapes is still better than the
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Democrat who doesn't.
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And they believe that with all their heart and soul,
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and that is the thing you'll never convince them otherwise.
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Of I wanna ask Billy that question. Let's get Billy
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on the show. I think there's hope for Billy. He listens,
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he listens, he pays attention, he's a smart guy. There's
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hope for Billy, and I'm gonna talk to him.
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I will reach out to Billy tomorrow.
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Alright, let's do it until we talk to Billy. Y'all
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drive like you know each other.