Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse April 30th, 2023

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00:20 VACATION IS OVER!
00:30  Celebrating the firing of our competitors
01:21 and that's a promise!
01:35  Look inside yourself
01:55 Dev fires another shot across the bow
02:12 A story about crank calling
02:30 a story from 1991 to 1997
03:00 Phone books are extinct
03:20 Keep it secret, Keep it safe!
03:45 That's not the only thing that the phone does that is illegal for me to do
04:45 What was the actual purpose of the white pages?
05:15 People don't know their own numbers today is way more popular
06:00 Grade 2 tests were really hard
06:30 Country bumpkin kids are not expected to own a computer
07:10 Support the nuclear family by enforcing landline requirements
07:30 a phone number is MEANT to be shared
07:50 Go watch V, kids
08:10 Sayonara Social Safety Net
08:33 a story of medical professionals disagreeing 
08:45 imagine a DMV footprinting though
09:30 Dev makes it gross
09:45 Our audience is not the problem, our hosts are the problem
10:35 His connection to the world was disrupted
11:15 Someone should teach Kyle how to tell a story
11:45 Rulers don't save lives
12:30 I still think they just eyeball it, Dev
12:45 If you're a nurse, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com
13:30 https://www.thisoldhouse.com/   For our youngest Apocalyptos
14:07 Nurse departmental infighting is weird
14:40  Trigger warning!
15:00  Let's not disparage Kool-Aid
15:15 Kyle's culinary insights
15:30 The theme of the show comes together
15:45 Dev & Kyle both eat.  Keep listening to find out what else they have in common
16:05 Brussel sprouts are not extinct
16:48 https://www.wytv.com/news/daybreak/brussel-sprouts-have-been-altered-to-taste-better
17:10 Magnets, how do they work
17:32 Polarizing jokes are our specialty
17:50 Kyle's google habits revealed
18:15 Kyle is the Google of this show
19:55 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana
20:05 The Big Mike actually, Apocalyptos
20:15 if you know how to show us how to pronounce it, email us devnkyle@gmail.com
21:16 This story is still true for Michaels
21:30 Not completely extinct but they stopped it, but actually the 1950s
21:45 https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/31135/how-did-slipping-banana-peel-become-comedy-staple
22:45 We still could have this banana
23:30 HOLY SHIT DEV IS RIGHT!!!
23:50  https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/why-dont-banana-candies-taste-like-real-bananas/
24:15 Dev's dream is now discovered to bring back a thing that isn't gone
24:54 Wooly Mammoth Meatballs
25:40 https://www.businessinsider.com/mammoth-meatball-cultivated-meat-company-mammoth-dna-2023-3
26:00 https://news.mit.edu/2017/engineers-create-nanobionic-plants-that-glow-1213
26:20 Allergies are a little out of control
27:10 Doctor Dev approves
28:05 imagine dedicating your life to something and not using it...
28:15 Vegetarian scientists out here trying to create a loophole and not use it?
29:05 SOMEBODY actually tasted it, you KNOW it
29:30 https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/04/pleistoseacow/522831/
30:40 Sailors hunted Dodos to extinctions
31:00 The last person to spot a dodo, an English sailor named Benjamin Harry, called its flesh "very hard."
31:20 The Dutch word for dodo was walghvodel, or “disgusting bird."
31:30  Just find a dumb bird and eat it out of spite...  actually - that's not a bad plan
32:15 Try to keep track of how many bells are in this story...
32:35  Dev's roundabout origin story for the Morlocks and the Eloi
33:50 A customer so dumb, she stuns the employee
34:25 If you're curious, yes, she had a Karen haircut
36:00 Imagine your super power is talking to people until they can't mentally function
36:45 Being so confident in your convenience running the world...
37:40 The alternative to corporate malfeasance is WORSE
38:00 "There is NO WAY someone is that stupid"
38:30 Doordash and Enterprise, unified by having people
39:14 Actually Episode 3, The Incredibles
39:30 "No, I didn't talk to anyone"
40:00 Parking lots, the great car exchange
40:20 Dev's out here making stereotypes
41:00 Kyle provides group therapy for stupid people
42:35 Just assume that things are going to be done for you without asking
42:50 Kyle doesn't make documentaries, he makes jokes
43:30 Vegas is still gross
44:10 WHAT A MIRACLE!!!
44:58 whatever is in liquid IV is what my body needed
45:45 liquidiv.com/pages/impact
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46:50 You need hydration anyway, water you waiting for
47:15 the official joke
47:38 Use those codes fast, they might not work for long once they hear the show
48:40 Dev offers some anti-sponsorship
49:17 Let's turn this episode around with some feel good content
49:30 Dev immediately offers his alibi
50:10 This pilot was provided merely a flaming tube and landed it on land
51:25 the warden declares that no one should be guarded during the emergency
53:05 Kyle will pay $5 is another warden has ever said "We got an extra baby"
53:34 https://nypost.com/2017/01/30/how-rikers-island-inmates-became-heroes-after-a-1957-plane-crash/
54:14 Facebook is the new smoking
54:30 Kyle saves actively seeks out feel good content, knowing what the first half of the episode 
54:57 Kyle has journalistic integrity.  He's the Walter Cronkite of this podcast
55:25 We have proof we're good people
55:45 Meatball and Meatball Host a Show
56:17 Good night, everybody