Time Ram 119: Cockroach Xylophone

All the Gateways are one - which must make for a terrible crush when everyone needs the loo after their largely pickle-based lunch! Join Time Ram as we journey through Warriors' Gate in the company of the Eleventh Doctor, Amy and Rory, exploring Romana's sexy arms, and the galaxy's most impractical…

Time Ram finds itself in Davey Jones' locker as we take Matt Smith's 'The Curse of the Black Spot' and update it to the Ncuti Gatwa era! In the process we discover dodgy story logic, characters who should be dead, characters who shouldn't be dead and a CGI Eileen Way. It's another one of our surpri…

Time Ram rides for missing 60s Dalek episodes as we examine 'The Power of the Daleks'. But leave the Patrick Troughton, it's Sylvester McCoy we want as we adapt this story to 1987! Prepare yourselves for blue tinsel, Sabalom Glitz and playing the spoons on governor Hensell. And also... Y-Fronts.

Time Ram goes north of the border as we evaluate missing classic 'The Highlanders' in it's new position in the Tom Baker era. At least we can see it now! And what a gem it is, with Lulu in a beard, 6 foot 3 inch washerwomen, and Peckinpah-levels of blood on screen. Plus we learn: who do you call a …