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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I went to her house to get my husband. Okay, but not really self explained. Still not, but we will get into it and find out a little more about that. Anyway, that's coming up because right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?
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Speaker 2: Fairly? I got love, etcetera, Love, etcetera, Yeah, etc, Love, etcetera. Can't dog give you?
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Speaker 3: Would?
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Speaker 4: Hello?
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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach out Kaylin, Kaylen.
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Speaker 4: Oh no, she's not here right now. Who's speaking?
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Speaker 3: This is doctor Albert Listen, I was giving a call. Are you able to leave a message for for me? Yeah? Yeah? Okay? Would you let her know her sessions will be on Wednesdays at seven thirty sessions?
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Speaker 4: What session are you talking about?
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Speaker 3: Session? Well, actually she signed up for class, an eight week class and it's every Wednesday night at seven point thirty.
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Speaker 4: Okay, what classes are you talking about? What kind of class?
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Speaker 3: This is? Love et cetera. Have you heard of us? No? Okay, well, let me kind of give you a little briefing here. Caitlyn actually came in and filled out to take some classes and we're love etcetera. So we teach different things.
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Speaker 4: What is it like a seminar or something.
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Speaker 3: Well, we teach poor play, intimacy, sensual massages and things like that. And she I was actually here when she came and filled out the paperwork. She said she wanted to screwce up her love life with her husband. Are you her husband?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I'm a husband. But what I'm saying is is this like a joint thing. Am I supposed to be there or something? No?
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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, this is actually her wanting to actually, if you don't know about it, I'm assuming she wants to surprise you and show you some different things when she finishes her sessions.
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Speaker 4: So did when did she come in? Like she came in? Where are y'all locate? First of all?
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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, she actually came in a couple of weeks ago and she filled out the paperwork. We're in the downtown area. She filled it out. She said she was very excited. She wanted to do some different things for her husband. We just asked her. She gets here a little earlier, probably fifteen minutes earlier. So she can shower and put a robe on and then we can we can start class. Who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
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Speaker 4: Shower, shower and rolls. What's that? What's that for?
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Speaker 3: You're not upset about this, are you? Now?
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Speaker 4: I mean, I ain't got no problem with you know us, we mean we know. I mean we married a couple, you know what I mean, So you know anything, the spices, the spice of the marriage. But you know, as far as me not being involved in her going out to barn so and you're talking about taking the bath and robe and all this other stuff. Man, she don't need to be there for no for no mess like that.
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Speaker 3: Man. Well, no, no, sir, it's nothing like that. I mean, it's it's it's basically a class where people get in touch with their with their sensitive side and you get to actually, you know, you learn about four play what what takes you're.
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Speaker 4: Talking about eight weeks?
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Speaker 3: Though? Eight weeks? Eight weeks like that? You must even eight weeks not much. It's only one night a week, it's only on Wednesday, so really only have eight sessions eight sessions exactly.
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Speaker 4: Okay, So why why did she have to have a robe though, I mean, why is he not watch he does not showing up at the work or whatever.
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Speaker 3: Well, you have to bring your rope, sir. Everyone showers and then they put their robe on and we we actually coached them through. Here's how fourth play goes. Here's the intimacy, here's sensual massaging.
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Speaker 4: No no, no, no, fan you get you're getting it twisday. What I'm asking you is you you You're really not explaining yourself with enough like what do y'all do? Like understand the class? Like a classroom said. If I'm in the class, I'm taking the class. There's nobody touching me. Ain't no, ain't no cold coming off, ain't nobody taking no group showers, caring on what you got.
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Speaker 3: You nothing, nothing like that at all. But we do come in contact with our sensual side. Now she will have a partner in class. She'll deal with that one partner. It's not until the fourth session that we really get into some strong physical contacts.
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Speaker 4: Man, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're talking about a partner or like you're talking about another woman like some of my teammate or something. What you're talking about? You call out another dude.
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Speaker 3: Everyone has opposite sex partner.
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Speaker 4: Then you got to be out your mind, sir. I don't even believe you called. Why are you even why are you even calling me with this right here?
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Speaker 3: And you have to understand, I wasn't calling you. I was trying to reach miss Kaylen.
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Speaker 4: I don't care. Who are you trying to reach? Man. You called in my house talking about my wife on some robe and some partners. And it don't get physical to the fourth session of carrying. Ain't gonna be no physical at all, sir.
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Speaker 3: Basically, your wife is trying to surprise you with a good thing.
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, hold on you just hold on. I'm gonna get this straightened out real quick.
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Speaker 3: Hold on, wait wait, wait, wait, what are you what are you doing?
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna call my wife. That's what I'm not say.
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Speaker 3: Okay, what you don't understand She's trying to It's not good for you to call.
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Speaker 4: She wants to surprise you my wife. You let me hand on my wife the way I want to handle it. You hold on, hold on stately, this drew. You called me back when you get this message. Called me back at the house as soon as you.
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Speaker 3: Get this her. Hello, Yeah, sir, she wants to surprise you.
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Speaker 4: Well you we got surprised already, all right. The first of all, she ain't gonna be coming down to y'all little sessions. And where do y'all say, y'all do located that again?
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Speaker 3: We love etcetera? Is there in the downtown area?
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Speaker 4: How much this thing folds? The cost anyway?
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Speaker 3: Well, like I said, she signed up for eight sessions. It's uh one session per week. It's one hundred dollars these sessions. She's already paid the eight hundred dollars, sir. She to pay what she's paid in full to do all eight sessions.
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Speaker 4: Man, I know what else she ain't paid, No eight hundred dollars.
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Speaker 3: Of y'all she's starting this coming winning. She won't be there.
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you that right now. And if you if you got any of that money, you got any of my money down there, you got to be coming back with it.
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Speaker 3: I'm I'm sorry.
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Speaker 4: Downtown, y'all Downtown. I work downtown. So guess what I will be there tomorrow to get my money.
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Speaker 3: You love Etcetera is non refundable. When people sign up for these class you can't change your mind like that.
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Speaker 4: Look, man, that's paperwork. Don't don't tell me about what's not refundable, what's refundable, what's not refundable, it's not sure what. I'm have my money back right in miaim.
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Speaker 3: Ris with it? Make it? Would you feel a little bit more comfortable? I was her partner doing the sessions.
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Speaker 4: Are you married, sir?
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Speaker 3: Yes?
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Speaker 4: I am? You are? Okay, so let me have a session with your wife. I do, or ye with your wife?
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Speaker 3: My wife. My wife works for other men in the sessions that nobles find.
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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna go there and knock get your wife down for amout a good you know ye or whatever, and then we're gonna see how you like.
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Speaker 3: Sir, sir, I'm not gonna go back and forth.
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Speaker 4: We ain't gonna back before. I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna get my mother back, and I'm gonna go on forward with my with my business. And then don't call it house no more. Don't let all wife take a name off the little ledgend or whatever. Ain't gonna being no classes player.
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Speaker 3: We're nine refundable.
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Speaker 4: I keep telling you that, man, who do you think you wising?
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Speaker 3: Your voice said sir, I'm talking to you. I keep telling you we're non refundable.
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Speaker 4: Don't tell me it's not refundable. Did she go to any sessions yet? No, she has not right, he didn't use the service there?
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Speaker 3: Right, But we've already partnered her up. We already have a partner for her.
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Speaker 4: Can't know about that partner. Let the partner use your wife? How about dad?
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Speaker 3: Hey, sir, coup bringing my wife.
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Speaker 4: Into Bring my wife into what. I'm gonna bring your wife into what.
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Speaker 3: Maybe the problem is you. Maybe you're not doing what you need to be doing that law.
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Speaker 4: I think you're talking to come to get in tomorrow. Come give him up money. You better have my money. It's gonna be your please.
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Speaker 3: What am I supposed to tell?
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Speaker 4: I don't know about it. He's gonna get in kick two.
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Speaker 3: Do you know who her partner is?
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Speaker 4: Part I'm the only partner she got.
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Speaker 3: We partnered her up with nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.
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Speaker 4: Y'all, y'all, y'all play man, that's funny man, Tommy Tommy is this time? Is this? Timmy does nephew timing this time?
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Speaker 3: Me?
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Speaker 4: Look, somebody want you up? Man, y'all playing, y'all playing tyy too much. Man, we got hey, that's that's wrong. Man.
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Speaker 3: You gotta ask you. Come on, Joe, talk to me. What's the baddest radio show in the lab?
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Speaker 4: Man, Steve Robby Morning so bad?
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Speaker 2: Now you have it? Come on, come on, come on, ladies and gentlemen bringing Timmy. When's the power and House party? Comedy Jam September twenty eight is going down. Tickets are on sale right now. That is in Columbia, South Cakilaki. That's South Carolina State fair Grounds. Tickets on seal right now. I will be with the ladies. Oh ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, lady y'all don't remember that right?
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Speaker 3: Yell all right?
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Speaker 2: Landa to cut, Landing Cut, Saturday, October to nineteenth. We got the Sweetest Day, Sweetest Day Comedy Jam, Chicago, Illinois, Win Trust Arena, Bill Bellamy, that the meeting Nephew Talm, Mark Curry in the building, Tommy Davidson in the building, Loutendell, Tony Roberts, all wrapped up in one that is comedy at its best. Saturday October nineteenth, twenty twenty four, Win Trust Arena and oh, I'm excited about this. When y'all one Mike Comedy Club, I believe that is Mike Epps Comedy Club, Detroit, Michigan, November the first through the third. The nephew is in town. That's one Mike Comedy Club. I can't forget this. Lafayette, Louisiana, and you tell me in friends at the Hyman Center. Heures, don't say a right now, all right now, you thank you?
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Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letters, subjects. I went to her house to get my husband up. Yeah, wail, that man came home.
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Speaker 2: I could have waited till that man came home. It don't take all that.
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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I went to her house to get my husband. Okay, but not really self explained. Still not, but we will get into it and find out a little more about that. Anyway, that's coming up because right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?
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Speaker 2: Fairly? I got love, etcetera, Love, etcetera, Yeah, etc, Love, etcetera. Can't dog give you?
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Speaker 3: Would?
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Speaker 4: Hello?
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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach out Kaylin, Kaylen.
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Speaker 4: Oh no, she's not here right now. Who's speaking?
00:00:47
Speaker 3: This is doctor Albert Listen, I was giving a call. Are you able to leave a message for for me? Yeah? Yeah? Okay? Would you let her know her sessions will be on Wednesdays at seven thirty sessions?
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Speaker 4: What session are you talking about?
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Speaker 3: Session? Well, actually she signed up for class, an eight week class and it's every Wednesday night at seven point thirty.
00:01:05
Speaker 4: Okay, what classes are you talking about? What kind of class?
00:01:09
Speaker 3: This is? Love et cetera. Have you heard of us? No? Okay, well, let me kind of give you a little briefing here. Caitlyn actually came in and filled out to take some classes and we're love etcetera. So we teach different things.
00:01:22
Speaker 4: What is it like a seminar or something.
00:01:24
Speaker 3: Well, we teach poor play, intimacy, sensual massages and things like that. And she I was actually here when she came and filled out the paperwork. She said she wanted to screwce up her love life with her husband. Are you her husband?
00:01:39
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I'm a husband. But what I'm saying is is this like a joint thing. Am I supposed to be there or something? No?
00:01:44
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, this is actually her wanting to actually, if you don't know about it, I'm assuming she wants to surprise you and show you some different things when she finishes her sessions.
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Speaker 4: So did when did she come in? Like she came in? Where are y'all locate? First of all?
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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, she actually came in a couple of weeks ago and she filled out the paperwork. We're in the downtown area. She filled it out. She said she was very excited. She wanted to do some different things for her husband. We just asked her. She gets here a little earlier, probably fifteen minutes earlier. So she can shower and put a robe on and then we can we can start class. Who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
00:02:19
Speaker 4: Shower, shower and rolls. What's that? What's that for?
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Speaker 3: You're not upset about this, are you? Now?
00:02:24
Speaker 4: I mean, I ain't got no problem with you know us, we mean we know. I mean we married a couple, you know what I mean, So you know anything, the spices, the spice of the marriage. But you know, as far as me not being involved in her going out to barn so and you're talking about taking the bath and robe and all this other stuff. Man, she don't need to be there for no for no mess like that.
00:02:40
Speaker 3: Man. Well, no, no, sir, it's nothing like that. I mean, it's it's it's basically a class where people get in touch with their with their sensitive side and you get to actually, you know, you learn about four play what what takes you're.
00:02:52
Speaker 4: Talking about eight weeks?
00:02:53
Speaker 3: Though? Eight weeks? Eight weeks like that? You must even eight weeks not much. It's only one night a week, it's only on Wednesday, so really only have eight sessions eight sessions exactly.
00:03:06
Speaker 4: Okay, So why why did she have to have a robe though, I mean, why is he not watch he does not showing up at the work or whatever.
00:03:11
Speaker 3: Well, you have to bring your rope, sir. Everyone showers and then they put their robe on and we we actually coached them through. Here's how fourth play goes. Here's the intimacy, here's sensual massaging.
00:03:22
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, fan you get you're getting it twisday. What I'm asking you is you you You're really not explaining yourself with enough like what do y'all do? Like understand the class? Like a classroom said. If I'm in the class, I'm taking the class. There's nobody touching me. Ain't no, ain't no cold coming off, ain't nobody taking no group showers, caring on what you got.
00:03:42
Speaker 3: You nothing, nothing like that at all. But we do come in contact with our sensual side. Now she will have a partner in class. She'll deal with that one partner. It's not until the fourth session that we really get into some strong physical contacts.
00:03:59
Speaker 4: Man, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're talking about a partner or like you're talking about another woman like some of my teammate or something. What you're talking about? You call out another dude.
00:04:07
Speaker 3: Everyone has opposite sex partner.
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Speaker 4: Then you got to be out your mind, sir. I don't even believe you called. Why are you even why are you even calling me with this right here?
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Speaker 3: And you have to understand, I wasn't calling you. I was trying to reach miss Kaylen.
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Speaker 4: I don't care. Who are you trying to reach? Man. You called in my house talking about my wife on some robe and some partners. And it don't get physical to the fourth session of carrying. Ain't gonna be no physical at all, sir.
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Speaker 3: Basically, your wife is trying to surprise you with a good thing.
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, hold on you just hold on. I'm gonna get this straightened out real quick.
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Speaker 3: Hold on, wait wait, wait, wait, what are you what are you doing?
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna call my wife. That's what I'm not say.
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Speaker 3: Okay, what you don't understand She's trying to It's not good for you to call.
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Speaker 4: She wants to surprise you my wife. You let me hand on my wife the way I want to handle it. You hold on, hold on stately, this drew. You called me back when you get this message. Called me back at the house as soon as you.
00:04:54
Speaker 3: Get this her. Hello, Yeah, sir, she wants to surprise you.
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Speaker 4: Well you we got surprised already, all right. The first of all, she ain't gonna be coming down to y'all little sessions. And where do y'all say, y'all do located that again?
00:05:08
Speaker 3: We love etcetera? Is there in the downtown area?
00:05:10
Speaker 4: How much this thing folds? The cost anyway?
00:05:12
Speaker 3: Well, like I said, she signed up for eight sessions. It's uh one session per week. It's one hundred dollars these sessions. She's already paid the eight hundred dollars, sir. She to pay what she's paid in full to do all eight sessions.
00:05:24
Speaker 4: Man, I know what else she ain't paid, No eight hundred dollars.
00:05:27
Speaker 3: Of y'all she's starting this coming winning. She won't be there.
00:05:29
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you that right now. And if you if you got any of that money, you got any of my money down there, you got to be coming back with it.
00:05:35
Speaker 3: I'm I'm sorry.
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Speaker 4: Downtown, y'all Downtown. I work downtown. So guess what I will be there tomorrow to get my money.
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Speaker 3: You love Etcetera is non refundable. When people sign up for these class you can't change your mind like that.
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Speaker 4: Look, man, that's paperwork. Don't don't tell me about what's not refundable, what's refundable, what's not refundable, it's not sure what. I'm have my money back right in miaim.
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Speaker 3: Ris with it? Make it? Would you feel a little bit more comfortable? I was her partner doing the sessions.
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Speaker 4: Are you married, sir?
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Speaker 3: Yes?
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Speaker 4: I am? You are? Okay, so let me have a session with your wife. I do, or ye with your wife?
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Speaker 3: My wife. My wife works for other men in the sessions that nobles find.
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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna go there and knock get your wife down for amout a good you know ye or whatever, and then we're gonna see how you like.
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Speaker 3: Sir, sir, I'm not gonna go back and forth.
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Speaker 4: We ain't gonna back before. I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna get my mother back, and I'm gonna go on forward with my with my business. And then don't call it house no more. Don't let all wife take a name off the little ledgend or whatever. Ain't gonna being no classes player.
00:06:31
Speaker 3: We're nine refundable.
00:06:32
Speaker 4: I keep telling you that, man, who do you think you wising?
00:06:35
Speaker 3: Your voice said sir, I'm talking to you. I keep telling you we're non refundable.
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Speaker 4: Don't tell me it's not refundable. Did she go to any sessions yet? No, she has not right, he didn't use the service there?
00:06:46
Speaker 3: Right, But we've already partnered her up. We already have a partner for her.
00:06:48
Speaker 4: Can't know about that partner. Let the partner use your wife? How about dad?
00:06:52
Speaker 3: Hey, sir, coup bringing my wife.
00:06:54
Speaker 4: Into Bring my wife into what. I'm gonna bring your wife into what.
00:06:57
Speaker 3: Maybe the problem is you. Maybe you're not doing what you need to be doing that law.
00:07:01
Speaker 4: I think you're talking to come to get in tomorrow. Come give him up money. You better have my money. It's gonna be your please.
00:07:09
Speaker 3: What am I supposed to tell?
00:07:10
Speaker 4: I don't know about it. He's gonna get in kick two.
00:07:15
Speaker 3: Do you know who her partner is?
00:07:17
Speaker 4: Part I'm the only partner she got.
00:07:19
Speaker 3: We partnered her up with nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.
00:07:25
Speaker 4: Y'all, y'all, y'all play man, that's funny man, Tommy Tommy is this time? Is this? Timmy does nephew timing this time?
00:07:35
Speaker 3: Me?
00:07:35
Speaker 4: Look, somebody want you up? Man, y'all playing, y'all playing tyy too much. Man, we got hey, that's that's wrong. Man.
00:07:47
Speaker 3: You gotta ask you. Come on, Joe, talk to me. What's the baddest radio show in the lab?
00:07:51
Speaker 4: Man, Steve Robby Morning so bad?
00:07:53
Speaker 2: Now you have it? Come on, come on, come on, ladies and gentlemen bringing Timmy. When's the power and House party? Comedy Jam September twenty eight is going down. Tickets are on sale right now. That is in Columbia, South Cakilaki. That's South Carolina State fair Grounds. Tickets on seal right now. I will be with the ladies. Oh ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, lady y'all don't remember that right?
00:08:18
Speaker 3: Yell all right?
00:08:19
Speaker 2: Landa to cut, Landing Cut, Saturday, October to nineteenth. We got the Sweetest Day, Sweetest Day Comedy Jam, Chicago, Illinois, Win Trust Arena, Bill Bellamy, that the meeting Nephew Talm, Mark Curry in the building, Tommy Davidson in the building, Loutendell, Tony Roberts, all wrapped up in one that is comedy at its best. Saturday October nineteenth, twenty twenty four, Win Trust Arena and oh, I'm excited about this. When y'all one Mike Comedy Club, I believe that is Mike Epps Comedy Club, Detroit, Michigan, November the first through the third. The nephew is in town. That's one Mike Comedy Club. I can't forget this. Lafayette, Louisiana, and you tell me in friends at the Hyman Center. Heures, don't say a right now, all right now, you thank you?
00:09:06
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letters, subjects. I went to her house to get my husband up. Yeah, wail, that man came home.
00:09:16
Speaker 2: I could have waited till that man came home. It don't take all that.
00:09:20
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
