Little Vampire

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Hurry, hurry, hurry down to Paramnesia Theater.
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Gather round as four friends share, rewatch,
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and possibly ruin favorite films from their childhoods.
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Be sure to come early and get a good parking
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spot because there's always a good show at the
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driveway. Now that'll be $5 a ticket, penis.
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Welcome to a very special episode of Paramnesia
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Theater. I will not be your host today. That
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honor belongs to Meryl. No! Who will be sharing
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today's movie with us, a French animated movie
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from 2020, Little Vampire. My name is Anna, and
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I am joined by my eternal friends and co -hosts,
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Riley. Hello. Rebecca. Hello. And Tim. Howdy.
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Not to be confused with our previously viewed
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movie, The Little Vampire, with Jonathan Lipnicki,
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this movie follows a 10 -year -old vampire and
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his ragtag monster family as they are pursued
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by a vengeful, moon -faced villain. After 300
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years of running, they settle into a decrepit
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mansion, and the Captain of the Dead creates
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a magical dome to hide them from the relentless
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gibbous. However, Little Vampire gets tired of
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his repetitive life and sneaks out to find something
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new, a human friend. After connecting with an
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orphan boy named Michael, The gibbous begins
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to close in on his prey, and the little vampire
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is thrust into close encounters with this old
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enemy, putting himself, his human friends, and
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his monster family in danger. So sit back, get
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some snacks, and let's get into a different generation's
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childhood this time with our very special host,
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Meryl. Yay! We're excited to have you here, Meryl.
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Are you excited to be here? Uh, no. No? That's
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not what I've heard all week. But I don't want
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to do the recording stuff. Is this your favorite
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movie, Meryl? No. No? No. What's your favorite
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movie? Don't know. Okay. Us either. We never
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know. It changes a lot. What's your favorite
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movie right now? I don't know. Do you like Jurassic
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Park? Sort of. Sort of. You have dinosaurs on
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your shirt. I know, but I'm not the biggest fan
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of the original one. I don't know. You've watched
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it probably about 30 million times. Not 30 million.
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20 million? No. Like 12 million? No. One. One
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million? No, just once. That's not true. Oh,
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you're just putting it on today, aren't you?
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What do you like about this movie, Meryl? Just
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the vampire. Just the vampire? Is he cool? Mm
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-hmm. Yeah? Mm -hmm. Is he French? No. He's English.
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It's a dubbed movie. Okay. It's definitely originally
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French. Nice. Has it won any awards? It was nominated
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for Best Animated Film at the 46th Cesar Awards.
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Okay. In 2020, though, so it was probably the
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only one. Not a lot of movies. Bad year. One
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movie came out, so it got a bunch of awards.
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I think it was released in 2021 in the U .S.,
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but it was released in 2020 in France. Okay.
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It made $1 .6 million at the box office. Okay.
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But the budget was? I couldn't find the budget
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information. I looked all over. Could not find
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it. Maybe because it's French. It's probably
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in France. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But it's
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also based on a New York Times bestseller called
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Little Vampire Goes to School. And there's also
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a comic book featuring the petite vampire. Cute.
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And this movie was written by the same person
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that did the comic book. Oh, that's cool. Oh,
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nice. So how many times have you seen this movie,
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Anna? Ooh, at least a dozen. Nice. But Meryl's
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not seen it even. We watched it together, so
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she's seen it as much as I have, if not more.
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And what made you bring this movie today, Meryl?
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It's my second favorite, but I don't know what's
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my first favorite. Okay, so your first favorite
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is... an undefined non -named movie but you do
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have a second favorite solid i like that cool
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it's not good enough to be at the top spot but
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it's right up there consistently this rating
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got um i'm sorry this movie got a rating on imdb
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of 6 .4 out of 10 so right around our usual better
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than some that we have brought absolutely um
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and rotten tomatoes get it Gave it 83%. Oh, that's
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good. That's pretty solid. Yeah. Okay. Good Tomatometer
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score. I think it's a really cute movie. I think
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everyone's going to really like it. Nice. How
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long is it? It is an hour and 22 minutes. Oh,
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wow. Nice and easy. That's a lot longer than
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I thought it would be. Oh. I assumed it would
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be like one of those 50 -minute long movies.
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No, it's weird. I was going to say 82 minutes,
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and that would be an hour and 22 minutes. Yeah,
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you know afterwards. No, that was going to be
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my guess. It sounded low, but then it turns out
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it's not. So I'm going to guess there's no actors
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that we know in this one, huh? No, I didn't even
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bother writing down the cast because all the
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voice actors, I'm like, I don't know who that
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is. No idea who that is. Oh, it's voice actors,
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right? It's a cartoon. Yes, it's animated. I'm
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still going to just keep picturing the little
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vampire until we watch this movie. Yeah, I think
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Tim and I have had multiple conversations where
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I was talking about this movie and he thought
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I was talking about the other movie. They are
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pretty similarly named. Yes. Nice. Meryl, did
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you bring a snack with you today? Popcorn. Solid
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snack. Perfect movie snack. We like to watch
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movies and eat popcorn, right? The unpopped kind.
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Well, we have to pop it in the microwave. Do
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you guys have a microwave? We have a microwave,
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yes. Yay. I knew they had one. So now we can
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pop it. Absolutely. Absolutely we can. Yay. There
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is one American voice actor in this movie called
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Courtney Shaw. Oh, the impeccable Courtney Shaw.
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Born and raised in the city of New Britain, Connecticut.
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Couldn't be from a worse state. Well, yes, that
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would be New Jersey. Looks like a lot of animated
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voice stuff going back the last few years. Animated,
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animated, animated. A lot of animated stuff.
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At first I thought it was the woman who plays
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in Buffy the Vampire Slayer because she looks
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very similar to her, but I do not believe that.
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Not Michelle, Sarah Michelle Gillett. No, but
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a very similar vibe, blonde hair, lady. Blue
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eyes. She had hair. She was a lady. Oh, okay.
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Yeah, she's pretty. Oh, he does look a lot like
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her. Okay, cool. Thank you. And I immediately
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started dogging on me. Oh, yeah. He's saying
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blonde lady. Because you confuse people all the
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time. This is fair. This is fair. Also, I don't
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think a lady that voiced a vampire hunter could
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voice a vampire as well. I think it's illegal.
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Sacrilegious. I don't know who she plays in the
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film. because i haven't seen it yet so even if
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it said voice of i don't i don't know who that
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is i will say that the french cast all of the
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photos that they have uh are pretty wild they're
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much more uh they seem much more produced than
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like american actors have their headshots oh
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yeah one seems to be a lady and just the kimono
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top and maybe some sort of just uh Those little
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tight thingies that come out of a vending machine?
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Pantyhose. Out of a vending machine? Yeah, they
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come in those little balls. Don't they come in
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the little balls with the plastic top? Not in
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a vending machine. Well, not in a vending machine,
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but the vending machines also. You put a quarter
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in and you get out a toy. Okay, I see what you're
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saying. So you're not referring to the pantyhose
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being in the vending machine. You're referring
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to the capsule core container that comes out
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of the vending machine also. pantyhose come in
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yeah how do you know so much about pantyhose
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he had a mother yeah there were three boys one
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mom she had to do whatever she could no matter
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who was with her and including buy her pantyhose
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out of a vending machine at times yeah we got
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a photo of a guy it appears he's getting out
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of the back of a car another photo of a guy who
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is staring very intently into the eyes of a woman
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a guy who's looking fearfully at the camera i
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mean it's it's a really fantastic uh yeah It's
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wild. I've never seen headshots like this. They
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are French. They're very fancy over there. Yeah.
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When are you guys going to open those pop -up
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thingies? Oh, those? Never. Those don't get opened
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at all. Oh. Ever, ever. I know they look like
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toys. Well, they are toys. They are toys. They
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look like toys because they are toys. That's
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a solid point. They stack nicer on the shelves
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when they're in the boxes. Yeah, that's true.
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Yeah, but they look kind of... Perfect. Some
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of the boxes are signed, too. Can't you open
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one at least? Not for you, kid. No way. They're
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collectibles. You have to... I know. I'm just
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asking if you could open one and put one on the
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shelf with all the others. We probably could.
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Maybe the Power Rangers one. Also... Don't try
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to negotiate with terrorists. I don't even know
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why that's here. What is that thing with all
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the Pokemon on it? That's Riley's stash of Pokemon
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stuff. I don't know if anything's actually in
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there, but there was a lot of Pokemon cards in
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there. For the listeners, Meryl's just looking
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around our room. And pointing at things. It's
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a pretty cool room, so I get it. There's a lot
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going on in here. Yeah. And now she's evilly
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writhing her hands together. Plotting to open
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all the Pop Funko things. No, no, not those.
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I'm looking at one thing. She wants a Pokemon
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card. I don't even know what she's looking at,
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but there's nothing over there that should have
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anything in it. It could just be an empty box.
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It's just an empty box. That has, like, it's
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not empty. It's probably got, like, cases and
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coins and stuff like that that are not cards
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in it from the pack. Meryl, can you remember
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anything about the movie we're going to watch
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that you think you should tell everyone? No.
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What's your favorite scene of the movie? Well,
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maybe it's time we go refresh your memory. It
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is. It is. Did you bring a snack for us, Meryl?
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We talked at length about the popcorn already.
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Oh, we did? Yeah. We were asked if we had a microwave.
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That was now? Yes. Yeah, man. It's been a long
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day. Has Tim lost his mind? Oh, sweetie, I lost
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it a long time ago. I'm just doing the best with
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what I got. Good. Show starts in one minute.
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Well, Meryl, are you ready to watch this movie?
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Yes! I have waited over an hour. Over an hour,
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yeah. A lot over an hour, probably. Many hours.
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Yeah. All right. Well, let's get this going.
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Yep. have you with us this evening and want you
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to enjoy every minute of your stay here. And
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while you relax and stretch, visit our concession
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where you'll find something to please you. There
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are ice cold drinks, delicious sandwiches, ice
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cream, coffee and snacks, and many other pleasing
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treats. Our foods are fresh and tasty, our drinks
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satisfying and refreshing. Well, what did everyone
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think about that movie? Good. I also thought
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it was good. I enjoyed it, yes. Yeah, it was
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a lot of fun. I really enjoy watching this movie.
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We've watched it a dozen times, like I said,
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and it is good every time. I don't know why I
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expected the animation to be different than it
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was, but I liked it from the very beginning.
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Yeah, me too. I thought the animation was really
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cool. What did you expect it? I don't know, like
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less rough edges. I don't know. It just it felt
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like it had like a bit of a sharpness to it where,
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you know, I was expecting something like softer,
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I guess. Watercolory. Probably because of. the
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little vampire movie not being as like edgy as
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i thought it was going to be when we watched
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it so there's this like softness around that
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movie that for some reason i just transposed
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to this movie anyways and just thought i don't
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know why that i thought it was going to be way
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softer than it was it's like the same name yeah
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that's it yeah that's what did it that's crazy
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because that wasn't animated or anything yeah
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i know i don't know i just i thought you were
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maybe thinking of the movie flow And that one's
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very like watercolor -y and soft looking. Nope.
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Okay. I 100 % agree with you. When I looked up
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the, because I was very confused about the little
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vampire. And I kept talking about this little
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blonde boy with glasses. And Meryl was like,
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no, it's a little boy with brown hair. And I
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was like, no, it's not. He has blonde hair. And
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we would get in these arguments. And then I realized
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we were talking about two separate movies. And
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then I looked up the cover and I was like, that
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is not what I pictured for the animation. That's
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how I knew it was going to be a lot of fun. Nice.
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It was a really great adventure. When I heard
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how short the runtime was, I was a little worried
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about the plot. But they jammed a lot in there.
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The opening scene where they showed where all
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the monsters kind of came from throughout the
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history of them running from the Gibbous was
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really cool and a clever way of introducing everyone.
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Yes, and showing that time was going on. And
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yeah, I really enjoyed that. And that it was
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real points of history that we know. Mussolini
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was in there. The Titanic was really cool when
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he was jumping on it to sink it. Well, that was
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in the picture frames. Oh, right. That was in
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the picture frames later. It started off way
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darker than I thought it was with, you know,
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the potential human sacrifices there. I was like,
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this is a kid's movie? Yeah, that surprised me
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very much. Yeah, apparently the French don't
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shy away from as much as we do because they were
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speaking so casually about the one kid being
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an orphan at first. He was like, yeah, my parents
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are dead is whatever. I enjoyed the real dialogue
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that was happening. Like American cartoons are
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so just flashy and there's really no content.
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You know, it's just a bunch of stuff to watch.
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So I really liked how. that kind of stuff kept
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appearing and just i don't they kept it real
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like in that one scene where they're um in the
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sack hanging from the gibbous's ship and the
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little boy michael there is talking about how
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he can like cry in front of them because like
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they're as normal as him even though they're
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not normal at all it was really sweet moment
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i loved it too i thought there was a lot of really
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good character development for such a short movie
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too like everybody had an arc even the figurehead
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on the ship had an arc yeah which i loved her
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she was wonderful the little tomato dog also
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had an arc because he didn't like michael at
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all and then he was like okay i like you now
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i really called him a good boy and that dog like
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made the movie for me he carried the first half
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of the movie i think like he was fantastic he
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got a little annoying at the end when he was
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like i don't like this kid i felt bad because
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i was like you do like him just chill yeah What
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do you think, Meryl? Who's your favorite character?
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No one. No one? Who's your second favorite character?
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No one. Oh. I think probably the little vampire's
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your favorite, no? No. I don't have a favorite.
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Do you have a favorite part in the movie? No.
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No? No. Do you have a least favorite part of
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the movie? No. Okay. Do you have any thoughts
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on that little brain of yours at all? No. No
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one's asking me. Well, we're going to keep asking.
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No. What about the snack? Did you like that?
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Definitely. I need more of that lemonade right
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now. Oh, the lemonade, yes. That wasn't really
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part of the snack. No, but Meryl did take my
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lemonade, and it's hers now. I have only put
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my... I don't know. Your mouth all over it? Yeah.
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Yeah. And now I... I will keep it for 10 million
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years. Oh. Well, that's how long plastic does
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take to break down, so it'll be around. Just
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like the Captain of the Dead. Yeah, exactly.
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I loved him. He might have been my favorite character.
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His hat. Fire. Being like 20 feet, having a 20
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-foot wingspan was incredible. Yeah. I think
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he's supposed to be like the Flying Dutchman.
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Definitely. Yeah, I got that vibe. Because he
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did say something about being Dutch, I think.
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Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was wondering
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what enchantment was being used to keep that
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hat on that head. It was some sort of spell.
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It's all just magic. Also, when he ripped his
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face off when he was doing the pirate oath with
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Michael. Yeah. Amazing. He looked so cool. When
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he had it on, he looked really cool. I liked
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his like human form. But yeah, watching him rip
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it off. And then the kid when the kid was like,
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that's it. You're not going to like do anything
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cool. I don't have to like swear on a skull or
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anything. And then he's like, all right. Yeah,
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the captain of the dead was like, yeah, I looked
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into your eyes. You're trustworthy. And he's
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like, what? There's nothing else. Michael's voice
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actor was one of the best. There was some of
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the voice acting. I was like, man, they need
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to slow down or get somebody else. Like the mom's
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lines, like her delivery was atrocious. Fast.
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I think probably because like maybe the French
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language is just faster or they have more words.
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Or less words that mean more things than we do.
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Yeah, I would agree with that. Because when the
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gibbous was explaining his backstory, I felt
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like he was rushing. Yes, a lot of people were.
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Yeah, there was a lot of times where it was rushed.
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I did really like that scene, though, where he
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was doing the shadow puppets and stuff. That
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was a lot of fun. He was really menacing, actually,
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as a bad guy, the way he climbed around on different
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things. Yeah, he jumped off the moon at one point.
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Yeah, that was really cool. And he became the
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kid's bookshelf for a moment just to scare him.
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That was... terrifying well when he changed the
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one guy into the little cricket thing he was
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like in the puddle and then he was like in the
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glass in the car and stuff and he kept moving
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around yeah really cool yeah they made him feel
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very supernatural not just like a weird ugly
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guy he he was terrifying he could be anywhere
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i thought that the big monster god of death thing
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would like come back around like maybe collect
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his soul at the end or something because he didn't
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get the lady like he was supposed to? I don't
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know. Well, I think their kind of deal was like,
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I'm going to turn you into this guy and you can
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do whatever, but you work for me now because
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you didn't give me a sacrifice. Even though he
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did, and he sacrificed all the other cultists
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he had around. They weren't young enough. Yeah,
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but he still ate them. They were still hanging
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out of his mouth while he was making that deal.
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It was gross. It was gross, yeah. Very grown
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up. And they called him like God of the Depths
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or something. Oh. I heard death, but... I think
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they kind of use that interchangeably. Okay.
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Why don't you say some of your thoughts on this
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movie, Meryl? I don't wanna. Why? Listeners,
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she's not very shy. She's faking it. She was
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talking through the movie. I took down some of
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Meryl's quotes as we were listening. Speaking
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of the monster there, why does he want young
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flesh? It's a good question. Why does he want
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it to be young? What's the difference? He was
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eating those other guys. Maybe he wants to become
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a human by eating other humans. That's an interesting
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thought. Or he wants to become young. Oh, that's
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how he stays eternally young. You are when you
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eat. Yes. That's a good thought, Meryl. Very
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insightful. Sounds like the American politicians
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approach. All the monsters in this movie, which
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I didn't expect there to be more monsters. I
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don't know why I didn't expect. I didn't know
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what to expect because up until this morning,
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actually, up until you showed up, I had no idea
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what movie we were watching. And I've been thinking
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about a different movie, which I did know. Or
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I have seen all day. And so I had no expectations,
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but all the monsters in it gave me like vibes
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from the show. Ah, real monsters, which was like
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a popular show. When I was a kid, there was even
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one monster that looked like one of the monsters
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on that show. That was only for like a brief
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second. He had like his eyes and like stalks
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and he was just like walking around. Um, and
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it was nice to see. They all had like their weird,
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weird, quirky personalities. And like, um, they're
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all very. fantastically drawn it was very cool
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even the ghosts were all different from each
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other there was like hardly any that looked the
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same i really like in the beginning like micah
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oh no uh the little vampire kid almost dies because
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the three ghosts are like undoing this wheel
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thing or maybe it's the mom they like untire
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or something and she falls like towards the towards
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the monster they're just like oops and then they
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float away Yeah, and like when the one little
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kid threw the bottle of soda at the porch and
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then it shows that nighttime comes and there's
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like little guys slurping it up. Yeah. They made
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me think of like little mice or something. Yeah.
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Yeah, they were really cute. One was wearing
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a top hat. I also liked all the dead people in
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the cemetery when the one guy woke up and he
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was like, oh, they scare me too. Last time they
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played with my head. Yeah, they were fun. It
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had a very... The Haunted Mansion movie kind
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of vibe. Yeah, I could see that. Like Eddie Murphy
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should have been somewhere in here. That would
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have been weird. Yeah. The dog reminded me very
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heavily of the red imp from Hercules. Oh, yeah.
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I don't know if it's pain or panic, whichever
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one. Panic's the skinny one. So it's pain. Yeah,
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purple or blue or something. I mean, close enough.
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They had similar body styles, attitudes. They
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both chomped the same. It was their teeth that
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really made me make the connection. I love that
00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:09.839
Frankenstein and Michael were like the same animation.
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Yes. It was so cute. And they're like, you kind
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of look alike. And then later they're walking
00:24:13.779 --> 00:24:16.440
exactly the same. It was so cute. Yeah, when
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they go on their menacing walk. Yeah. Yeah, they
00:24:19.359 --> 00:24:22.319
had like the same square nose and they like slurped
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their chocolate the same. It was really cute.
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I almost thought they were going to be like,
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he's like. one part of him is like your great
00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:30.299
great great grandfather would have been kind
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of funny waiting for that that's your dad's nose
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oh my god that's horrible it's a little a little
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too soon i think poor orphan kid they i mean
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again dialogue there were some things that were
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said where i was like wow i can't believe they
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put that in here yeah the one little boy called
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like said no mother he that was like an insult
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he was shouting at him like you got no mother
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yeah It's like, you're going to have no face
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or something. I think that's the one I was thinking
00:24:58.210 --> 00:25:00.809
of. Yeah. You've got no mother. I was like, that's
00:25:00.809 --> 00:25:03.390
some heavy stuff right there. Yeah. But they
00:25:03.390 --> 00:25:05.829
kept it so light. It's just light bullying, you
00:25:05.829 --> 00:25:09.269
know? Yeah. Casual. Casual kid fist fight in
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the street. Mm -hmm. Normal in France, I guess.
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There are a lot of really cool details throughout.
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One of my favorite was the pirate captain there.
00:25:23.470 --> 00:25:25.910
To stay in shape, he was using a rowing machine.
00:25:26.109 --> 00:25:29.009
Yeah, that was cool. And yeah, that made me laugh
00:25:29.009 --> 00:25:31.990
internally really hard. I really liked the movie
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nights, how they were watching like real actual
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old movies. At one point you can see Christopher
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Lee's name up on the screen. I was like, that's
00:25:39.730 --> 00:25:43.049
so cool. Yeah, there was obviously a lot of love
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and care put into this movie. Somebody loves
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old monster movies. Anna, did you make this movie?
00:25:50.460 --> 00:25:53.019
Oh, man, I could have. It seems like a you movie.
00:25:53.279 --> 00:25:55.799
Yes, it very much is. Even the animation is kind
00:25:55.799 --> 00:25:57.920
of your style. You do a lot of like angular stuff
00:25:57.920 --> 00:26:03.940
when you do your art. What? I don't know what
00:26:03.940 --> 00:26:06.500
to do. That was a loud noise. You could talk
00:26:06.500 --> 00:26:13.619
about the movie that you like. Not really. At
00:26:13.619 --> 00:26:16.000
one point, Meryl said, they're monsters. Don't
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they know that? Do you think they know? No. No.
00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:25.579
They're normal, right? Mm -hmm. The humans are
00:26:25.579 --> 00:26:31.599
the weird ones. Mm -hmm. Do you like podcasting?
00:26:32.460 --> 00:26:36.799
I'm sure of a washing movie pot and a snack.
00:26:37.420 --> 00:26:41.160
That is a large part of what we do. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:45.359
It's good to like that part. Have you ever listened
00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:50.680
to your mom's podcast? Sometimes. Oh, yeah? Sometimes,
00:26:50.920 --> 00:26:54.740
yeah. Have you seen any of the movies we ever
00:26:54.740 --> 00:26:57.480
talked about? No. Have you seen Rockadoodle?
00:26:57.680 --> 00:27:01.380
No. Yeah, we have. No, we haven't. Yeah, we watched
00:27:01.380 --> 00:27:03.559
it when we were in Ithaca. I don't even know
00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:07.000
it. It's got a boy who gets turned into a chicken.
00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:11.599
No. A kitten. A cat. Yeah, a kitten. And there's
00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:17.539
a big mean owl and a singing rooster. You don't
00:27:17.539 --> 00:27:20.029
remember the Mystic Owl? No, I don't. remember
00:27:20.029 --> 00:27:24.410
any of that. Okay. Well, I wish I didn't either.
00:27:25.130 --> 00:27:28.609
No, that's Secret of NIMH. That's a different
00:27:28.609 --> 00:27:31.609
great movie. We did watch that one on the podcast
00:27:31.609 --> 00:27:37.190
too. We watched it the other day, right Meryl?
00:27:40.670 --> 00:27:45.150
She nods her head. Meryl, if you were to bring
00:27:45.150 --> 00:27:47.029
a different movie to the podcast, what would
00:27:47.029 --> 00:27:54.720
you bring? Wild Robot. Oh. The Wild Robot? Mm
00:27:54.720 --> 00:27:58.059
-hmm. Okay. Do you know it? I haven't ever seen
00:27:58.059 --> 00:28:04.740
it. Heard of it. It's sad. It's sad? Yeah. Oh.
00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:08.240
But it's good. We saw it in theaters. Mm -hmm.
00:28:10.259 --> 00:28:14.079
What do you like about that movie? Don't know.
00:28:15.980 --> 00:28:21.779
She's stonewalling you. She is. I think the spectral
00:28:21.779 --> 00:28:25.200
ships in this movie were incredible. So cool.
00:28:25.940 --> 00:28:29.779
One thing I did not like is when he takes a nice,
00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:34.339
deep, hot breath onto the figurehead. I didn't
00:28:34.339 --> 00:28:38.019
like. It's smelly. Just the idea of the breath
00:28:38.019 --> 00:28:41.099
coming out and hitting her in the face was just
00:28:41.099 --> 00:28:43.500
kind of gross. Moon Man? Yeah. Yeah, but it probably
00:28:43.500 --> 00:28:48.420
smells like cheese. We can only hope, man. Probably
00:28:48.420 --> 00:28:55.640
smelled pretty Gouda. Ooh. Yeah, it did feel,
00:28:55.640 --> 00:28:59.099
like, a little aggressive on his part towards
00:28:59.099 --> 00:29:01.319
her. When he was like, I can't have Pandora.
00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:03.400
And they're like, well, a figurehead's available.
00:29:03.619 --> 00:29:06.140
And he was like, okay. He, like, just needed
00:29:06.140 --> 00:29:08.839
someone. Anybody to love. But the captain was
00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:11.140
like, no, not my figurehead. I love that the
00:29:11.140 --> 00:29:13.319
captain was, like, also kind of in love with
00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:15.200
her. And then he's like, I gotta put ads out
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:20.339
for another one. I like the look on his face
00:29:20.339 --> 00:29:22.680
when they were like, he's your captor. And he
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:27.119
was just like, hmm. Yeah, I guess. She did have
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:30.160
chains on her as well. She did. She broke out
00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:33.059
of those remarkably easy, though, when given
00:29:33.059 --> 00:29:36.039
the chance. Oh, no, I thought the guy like. No,
00:29:36.059 --> 00:29:38.339
he breathed back on her and then she just did
00:29:38.339 --> 00:29:42.619
the rest. Oh. Hmm. Well, she also said that she
00:29:42.619 --> 00:29:46.400
had captains before him. So realistically, she
00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:49.960
maybe was not. chained by him, someone else.
00:29:51.319 --> 00:29:57.859
You have a voice for podcasting. No, I don't.
00:29:57.859 --> 00:30:00.079
Yes, you do. You're coming out so well in my
00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:03.259
headphones. And when you say things more than
00:30:03.259 --> 00:30:07.200
I don't know, you sound really smart. Yeah. You
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:13.380
look kind of tired. Don't I sound sleepy? Are
00:30:13.380 --> 00:30:20.200
you sleepy? No. Okay, then no. What do you think,
00:30:20.220 --> 00:30:24.980
Tim? About the movie? About anything. Are you
00:30:24.980 --> 00:30:29.059
sleepy? I mean, I can always take a nap. It's
00:30:29.059 --> 00:30:31.400
about that time. I was out in the sun for a bit.
00:30:31.799 --> 00:30:35.559
That does make me want to nap, too. Yeah, I was
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:38.259
doing some stuff that made my brain think I love
00:30:38.259 --> 00:30:40.519
it. It hasn't in a while, so I feel like I deserve
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:45.970
a nice nap. I also liked the popcorn. The popcorn
00:30:45.970 --> 00:30:51.009
was good. That was delicious. I need more. I
00:30:51.009 --> 00:30:53.750
think you ate like two bags of popcorn by yourself,
00:30:53.950 --> 00:31:00.069
Meryl. I need more. I'm glad you liked that one
00:31:00.069 --> 00:31:02.289
piece of popcorn you got, Tim. I got a couple
00:31:02.289 --> 00:31:04.390
handfuls. I just had to eat it faster than I
00:31:04.390 --> 00:31:08.490
would have normally preferred. Just to make sure
00:31:08.490 --> 00:31:12.269
I got those handfuls. Yeah, the world that they
00:31:12.269 --> 00:31:15.599
built in this was... awesome it made it very
00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:21.000
believable almost like peter pan style like or
00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:23.579
i guess actually i mean hook style where there's
00:31:23.579 --> 00:31:26.440
like the real world and then something else happening
00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:29.759
you don't necessarily see it unless that's like
00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:31.279
the way like you're on wherever but so like i
00:31:31.279 --> 00:31:34.319
really like they tied it in the grandpa like
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:35.920
i found we found this anchor in the backyard
00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:38.799
and he starts climbing the rope yeah like and
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:40.619
then would have fallen to his death if the vampire
00:31:40.619 --> 00:31:44.210
lady didn't come grab him like Very interesting.
00:31:45.609 --> 00:31:48.230
She returns the favor of saving a human life
00:31:48.230 --> 00:31:52.390
from falling to their death. Maybe it's supposed
00:31:52.390 --> 00:31:56.190
to be some sort of callback. I like that the
00:31:56.190 --> 00:31:58.529
guy was like, we just found this anchor in the
00:31:58.529 --> 00:32:02.349
lettuce patch. Lettuce. The lettuce patch. I
00:32:02.349 --> 00:32:03.730
remember hearing that. I was like, the lettuce
00:32:03.730 --> 00:32:07.069
patch. Okay. I like that the grandparents were
00:32:07.069 --> 00:32:09.950
like so not in the movie really at all. But like
00:32:09.950 --> 00:32:12.869
when they are. They're trying so hard to be good
00:32:12.869 --> 00:32:15.329
parents to this kid. I mean, Grandpa climbed
00:32:15.329 --> 00:32:17.789
that rope with no questions. He was just like,
00:32:17.869 --> 00:32:20.529
yep, kid's probably up there because it's a pirate
00:32:20.529 --> 00:32:23.829
ship. He loves that. Super supportive. He came
00:32:23.829 --> 00:32:25.309
home. They're like, do you want some dinner?
00:32:25.589 --> 00:32:28.430
Do you need anything? Yeah, it was a very...
00:32:28.430 --> 00:32:32.029
The family dynamic was rad. I just really liked
00:32:32.029 --> 00:32:35.549
the interactions between everybody. It kept the
00:32:35.549 --> 00:32:38.730
movie moving. I don't know. It just held it together.
00:32:38.910 --> 00:32:42.339
I don't know. The speed... was weird it felt
00:32:42.339 --> 00:32:44.880
like as far as animation everything was happening
00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:47.819
at the proper pacing but yeah the dialogue that
00:32:47.819 --> 00:32:50.440
was just i mean there were barely breaths at
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.599
times and it was just character character character
00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:55.859
character character like but it didn't take away
00:32:55.859 --> 00:32:58.980
from it i was just like this is a very dense
00:32:58.980 --> 00:33:01.640
yeah thing happening right now it kind of felt
00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:04.059
like we had accidentally put it on 1 .5 times
00:33:04.059 --> 00:33:06.240
yeah i was like trying to keep up with it i was
00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:09.480
like oh no no no slow down Are you allowed to
00:33:09.480 --> 00:33:13.559
slow down, like 0 .75? A DVD? Probably not, though.
00:33:14.420 --> 00:33:19.339
Fair. Maybe if it was a Blu -ray. I guess. No
00:33:19.339 --> 00:33:22.160
one cares about Blu -ray. I really loved when
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:24.700
they played picture frame hide and seek. That
00:33:24.700 --> 00:33:28.299
was a fun scene. Great scene. All the different
00:33:28.299 --> 00:33:31.059
pictures. It felt so small on the outside when
00:33:31.059 --> 00:33:34.359
you looked in, but then they were in the landscape.
00:33:34.539 --> 00:33:36.599
So if there was a huge world, they were in that
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:40.099
world. Very cool. I like that the kid was hiding
00:33:40.099 --> 00:33:42.400
in the fox den. A little sleeping fox was in
00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:44.799
there. That was really cool. They did a reference
00:33:44.799 --> 00:33:47.019
to the painting The Scream, too, at one point
00:33:47.019 --> 00:33:50.319
with one of the little skeleton guys. Such appreciation
00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:53.599
for art. Yes, all art kinds. I mean, the horror
00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:57.759
movies, the artwork itself. I really liked this
00:33:57.759 --> 00:34:01.119
movie. This was a lot of fun. Yeah, this is one
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:04.079
you'd probably get a lot more details going back
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:09.119
and re -watching. Yeah, definitely. yeah one
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:11.599
thing that i noticed this time um when they were
00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:14.119
eating breakfast at the table with all the little
00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:16.940
monsters there was a little nutella jar but it
00:34:16.940 --> 00:34:19.420
wasn't spelled nutella it was like nulla yeah
00:34:19.420 --> 00:34:22.099
but it looked exactly like a little nutella jar
00:34:22.099 --> 00:34:24.039
it was pretty cool yeah they had the same with
00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:26.019
a cereal too i don't remember which one it was
00:34:26.019 --> 00:34:28.699
but they had a cereal that was like just a little
00:34:28.699 --> 00:34:31.409
off from the actual brand yep They had a box
00:34:31.409 --> 00:34:34.150
of Nesquik, except it wasn't Nesquik. It was
00:34:34.150 --> 00:34:36.570
like Netco or something, right? Yeah. Same thing,
00:34:36.690 --> 00:34:39.010
font. Yeah, and then Nestle. It said Nestle,
00:34:39.050 --> 00:34:40.530
but it wasn't Nestle, too. It was like Nestle.
00:34:40.670 --> 00:34:45.550
Yeah. Very clever. I liked that. Bringing recognition
00:34:45.550 --> 00:34:48.550
to products without it actually being the product.
00:34:48.730 --> 00:34:50.969
Pretty clever. Super smart. You don't have to
00:34:50.969 --> 00:34:53.210
be anybody. I feel like if they tried that over
00:34:53.210 --> 00:34:56.389
here, though, I don't know. I feel like those
00:34:56.389 --> 00:34:59.230
corporations would sue their pants off. We do
00:34:59.230 --> 00:35:02.389
it in certain movies. They did release it to
00:35:02.389 --> 00:35:04.869
the U .S., so it must have went through some
00:35:04.869 --> 00:35:09.269
sort of vetting process. How does that work?
00:35:09.309 --> 00:35:10.869
If you make it okay in your country and then
00:35:10.869 --> 00:35:13.710
it branches out, that's fine, but... I think
00:35:13.710 --> 00:35:16.949
if it's just... It can be slightly off -brand,
00:35:17.210 --> 00:35:22.030
and it doesn't count as the brand. I'm just mostly
00:35:22.030 --> 00:35:28.449
familiar with bird law. Not a lot of birds in
00:35:28.449 --> 00:35:31.579
this movie, though. No. Oh, that's interesting,
00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:34.619
thinking back. Almost not any birds. I saw some
00:35:34.619 --> 00:35:37.079
bats. I saw some cute little bats at one point.
00:35:37.099 --> 00:35:39.619
A lot of bugs. A lot of bugs. Awful lot of bugs
00:35:39.619 --> 00:35:42.340
around here. Too many. I was surprised at the
00:35:42.340 --> 00:35:45.860
end when Moonface was all like, oh, nobody loves
00:35:45.860 --> 00:35:47.960
me. And he was like, your crew loves you. And
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:49.780
they were like, we love you, man. And I was like.
00:35:50.619 --> 00:35:53.719
Weren't you just trying to be humans again? That's
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:55.360
probably why they were trying to tell him that
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:56.840
they loved him. Because they thought he would
00:35:56.840 --> 00:35:59.139
still change them back. Yeah. And he never does
00:35:59.139 --> 00:36:02.800
now. It's just brownie points. I guess. I like
00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:05.000
how it takes them two seconds to be like, we're
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.679
going to form a democracy. And then they disappear.
00:36:08.820 --> 00:36:11.360
Yeah. Yeah, I wonder if they went back to the
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:13.360
ship. And they were going to, like, take their
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:15.519
broken ship and crew it like they normally do?
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:17.380
I think so, yeah. Without the guy as the captain.
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:19.980
We're a democracy. Yeah. On a ship. It's their
00:36:19.980 --> 00:36:23.800
boat now. So are they all, like, the god of death
00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:26.480
now? A reaper is, I think, what they call them.
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:30.019
Collectively as one? I don't know. No, I think
00:36:30.019 --> 00:36:32.219
they're just bugs. They're just bugs. They're
00:36:32.219 --> 00:36:35.380
just bug people. With cell phones. With cell
00:36:35.380 --> 00:36:38.159
phones. Weird old cell phones. Hey, put the boss
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:43.380
on! Why were they, like, 90s cell phones? Because
00:36:43.380 --> 00:36:46.679
it was set in the 90s. They should have handed
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:49.219
him like a small conch shell or something. That
00:36:49.219 --> 00:36:51.000
would have been clever. Beach, pirate, boat.
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:56.500
Yeah. Yeah. A little moon rock. Piece of cheese.
00:36:58.500 --> 00:37:02.000
Bit of Gouda. While we're on here, I just got
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:03.880
to jump in. I really liked when the pirate captain
00:37:03.880 --> 00:37:06.500
was like, you think the rules are my thing? I'm
00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:12.809
a pirate. Care? Yeah. I loved the pirate. He
00:37:12.809 --> 00:37:15.269
was the coolest character by a million miles.
00:37:15.769 --> 00:37:19.510
He was chill. Although, the reason why he stopped
00:37:19.510 --> 00:37:22.409
fighting was kind of fuzzy. I think he could
00:37:22.409 --> 00:37:25.469
have beat the moon guy. Like, he just got tired
00:37:25.469 --> 00:37:29.829
of running. Yeah. Yeah, I get that, but... Yeah,
00:37:29.829 --> 00:37:31.570
I think he could have beat the moon guy, too,
00:37:31.610 --> 00:37:33.550
with any kind of plan. I mean, the kids went
00:37:33.550 --> 00:37:35.809
in with no plan, got caught immediately, but
00:37:35.809 --> 00:37:37.789
somebody came and they still kind of beat him,
00:37:37.829 --> 00:37:40.860
sort of. Well, I think Little Vampire had a moment
00:37:40.860 --> 00:37:43.559
in that fight where he was like, I may be a kid
00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:46.599
vampire, but, like, I'm 300 years old. Like,
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:49.260
I can kick your ass. Yeah, he said he was 310.
00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:53.480
Yeah. And then Moonface over there is only 319.
00:37:53.619 --> 00:37:56.619
He's only nine years older than he can. Of course
00:37:56.619 --> 00:37:59.579
he's obsessed with, you know, love. He's, you
00:37:59.579 --> 00:38:02.099
know, on the tail end of puberty. Which means
00:38:02.099 --> 00:38:08.429
the mom is... 35. I guess. That 19 -year -old
00:38:08.429 --> 00:38:10.070
really wanted her, and she was like, you're so
00:38:10.070 --> 00:38:12.650
young, buddy. That's why she didn't marry him.
00:38:12.909 --> 00:38:14.809
She probably had a dead husband. That makes sense.
00:38:15.409 --> 00:38:17.969
She was like, I had my child when I was your
00:38:17.969 --> 00:38:21.250
age. Yeah, I guess it was also 300 years ago,
00:38:21.289 --> 00:38:23.730
so the age thing is different than it is these
00:38:23.730 --> 00:38:29.429
days. Yeah. Yeah, sure. And now they're all 300
00:38:29.429 --> 00:38:31.670
and something. Plenty. Plenty old. Actually,
00:38:31.690 --> 00:38:34.429
we don't know how old the bone guy is. Older,
00:38:34.429 --> 00:38:38.860
I would guess. Much older. He'd have to be. And
00:38:38.860 --> 00:38:43.380
Dutch. And Dutch. Probably from the Dutch East
00:38:43.380 --> 00:38:49.099
India Company. I actually don't have a lot of
00:38:49.099 --> 00:38:51.039
notes because this movie was too good to take
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.659
notes. And things were happening so fast that
00:38:53.659 --> 00:38:57.539
it was hard to take notes. Yeah, I tried to get
00:38:57.539 --> 00:39:01.130
some delicious dialogue, but... They said it
00:39:01.130 --> 00:39:02.730
so fast it was hard to get a lot. But there was
00:39:02.730 --> 00:39:05.610
one where Pandora, the mom there, was like, this
00:39:05.610 --> 00:39:07.710
is movie night, not a circus. And it's like,
00:39:07.750 --> 00:39:10.130
that's kind of what we do is movie night circus.
00:39:11.969 --> 00:39:15.329
I had one from the bulldog and he said, how do
00:39:15.329 --> 00:39:19.570
I know? I'm just a bulldog. It was cool. I liked
00:39:19.570 --> 00:39:21.849
it. When they went to the school, he was like
00:39:21.849 --> 00:39:24.909
really spitting some real facts about skeletons.
00:39:25.789 --> 00:39:28.570
And stuff like that. While the vampire was working
00:39:28.570 --> 00:39:30.150
on the book and stuff, he was like, oh, this
00:39:30.150 --> 00:39:32.989
bone is this long and this dense and connects
00:39:32.989 --> 00:39:35.090
to this, blah, blah, blah. But, like, it was
00:39:35.090 --> 00:39:37.309
just kind of in the background. Because he was
00:39:37.309 --> 00:39:41.929
like, I'm vampire. Here's your homework's done.
00:39:42.150 --> 00:39:44.530
I forget what he wrote, but it had to be something
00:39:44.530 --> 00:39:46.269
like that. What the fuck are you talking about?
00:39:46.510 --> 00:39:49.190
In the school. Yeah. In the book. Yeah. When
00:39:49.190 --> 00:39:51.679
the vampire was writing. Yeah. I don't know what
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:53.360
else to say. Oh, I don't remember him talking
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:55.840
about the bones. The bulldog was when they went
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:58.460
in the room. Gotcha. Yeah. He knows about bones.
00:39:58.500 --> 00:40:01.980
He's a dog. True, true, true, true, true. I like
00:40:01.980 --> 00:40:05.360
that the little vampire knew algebra and liked
00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:09.059
it. He was like, I like doing moth puzzles. No,
00:40:09.059 --> 00:40:11.860
he's 310. Yeah, he said it was very important
00:40:11.860 --> 00:40:14.699
to him to go to school. He wanted to go to school
00:40:14.699 --> 00:40:16.880
so badly. Yeah, then he didn't really go. He
00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:19.000
went a couple times. He just did some other kid's
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:21.179
homework and... Then he made a friend, and he's
00:40:21.179 --> 00:40:22.539
like, okay, actually, I don't need school. I
00:40:22.539 --> 00:40:25.619
need people. Friends. Yeah. Meryl, do you like
00:40:25.619 --> 00:40:32.239
school? No. No? No. It's boring. It's boring?
00:40:32.699 --> 00:40:35.239
Boring, I tell you. Are you doing algebra yet?
00:40:35.579 --> 00:40:39.440
No. Well, you will. That's exciting. I hope not.
00:40:39.900 --> 00:40:43.059
What are you doing in math right now? Measuring
00:40:43.059 --> 00:40:49.019
stuff and estimating stuff. Nice. Oh, that was
00:40:49.019 --> 00:40:52.059
one of my favorite things. Are you positive?
00:40:52.579 --> 00:41:00.179
I liked measuring stuff. It was fun. We didn't
00:41:00.179 --> 00:41:05.880
really measure stuff. We more like did something
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:08.719
else. I don't know what, but we did something
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:15.849
else. Do you pay attention or nah? I do pay attention
00:41:15.849 --> 00:41:20.929
to math. You do? Doesn't sound like you do. I
00:41:20.929 --> 00:41:26.730
do. I just am bored all the time. Mmm. Bored,
00:41:26.730 --> 00:41:29.929
I tell you. Not in art class, you made that cool
00:41:29.929 --> 00:41:36.530
clay soul catcher, right? Yes. But music is kind
00:41:36.530 --> 00:41:43.869
of... boring as well because we like do this
00:41:43.869 --> 00:41:51.650
tap heel cross thing it's for irish dancing and
00:41:51.650 --> 00:41:59.170
i didn't really like it huh river dancing i don't
00:41:59.170 --> 00:42:01.789
know how to do river dancing sounds like you
00:42:01.789 --> 00:42:05.869
were it wasn't you move your legs a lot and not
00:42:05.869 --> 00:42:09.710
your arms yeah yeah Is your hero, Michael Flatley,
00:42:09.750 --> 00:42:12.949
Lord of the Dance? No. Oh. Is he your second
00:42:12.949 --> 00:42:21.590
hero? No. He's my 100th. Okay. Cool enough, man.
00:42:22.389 --> 00:42:24.130
Might be at the bottom, but he's there. He's
00:42:24.130 --> 00:42:26.710
on the list. He's there. But the little vampires
00:42:26.710 --> 00:42:31.230
were first. Oh. Oh. All right. The Bulldog is
00:42:31.230 --> 00:42:37.639
99. Okay. And Pandora is 1 million. Oh, you don't
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:41.719
like her? Mm -mm. Who? The mom. Oh, I thought
00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:45.440
you did. Not really. Oh. You said that she was
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:47.780
the second best mom when we were watching the
00:42:47.780 --> 00:42:53.340
movie. Uh, that's how good as a mom she is, but...
00:42:53.340 --> 00:42:58.139
But a terrible hero. Yeah. All right. That grandpa
00:42:58.139 --> 00:43:01.300
would say different probably, but... Yeah, that's
00:43:01.300 --> 00:43:03.420
true, Grandpa. Grandpa probably really liked
00:43:03.420 --> 00:43:05.880
that girl. He was pretty excited to get saved
00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:09.039
just then. I like that Pandora's like, I see
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:11.159
where Michael gets his charm from. He's like,
00:43:11.219 --> 00:43:16.719
you're pretty. I liked the old guy. I got a few
00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:20.239
more delicious dialogues. Early on in the movie,
00:43:20.300 --> 00:43:22.679
after they moved into the house, the little vampire
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.579
said, I have a creeling. And the dog is like,
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:30.780
what is that? It's a creepy feeling. I also like
00:43:30.780 --> 00:43:34.650
when... Michael's grandpa, I think, caught him
00:43:34.650 --> 00:43:37.670
with a dog in his bedroom. And he said, I found
00:43:37.670 --> 00:43:40.090
a dog. He must have climbed up the drainpipe
00:43:40.090 --> 00:43:44.130
and came in through the window. What? The grandpa
00:43:44.130 --> 00:43:46.130
was like, all right, whatever. Yeah. He just
00:43:46.130 --> 00:43:50.010
fell asleep. It's a tomorrow problem. Yeah, I
00:43:50.010 --> 00:43:52.090
liked when a little vampire and his dog went
00:43:52.090 --> 00:43:54.150
to the school and they were looking at it for
00:43:54.150 --> 00:43:55.449
the first time. It's like, what are those hooks
00:43:55.449 --> 00:43:59.119
for? The dog there is like, I don't know, maybe
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:02.420
to hang naughty kids from. I know. It's for backpacks
00:44:02.420 --> 00:44:07.820
and those. Did anyone even hug the child? No.
00:44:08.019 --> 00:44:11.019
To be hung from a hook? Mm -hmm. Oh. It wasn't
00:44:11.019 --> 00:44:14.099
so high. It was very short. Yeah, you'd, like,
00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:18.619
hang your shirt on it. I had one more, too. It
00:44:18.619 --> 00:44:21.500
was from that weird guy that had the three eyeballs.
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:24.579
He was a scientist and he was like, you have
00:44:24.579 --> 00:44:26.360
to go through a brief period of mortification.
00:44:26.679 --> 00:44:29.460
They were trying to have Michael be able to stay
00:44:29.460 --> 00:44:31.340
with them in the house. And then all of the other
00:44:31.340 --> 00:44:33.559
monsters were like, mortification, mortification.
00:44:33.639 --> 00:44:35.519
Yeah, they had this little fucking ditty about
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:38.519
it. Little ditty about it. Little song. Little
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:42.260
song. It was cute. Sorry. What? I swore. Oh.
00:44:43.099 --> 00:44:49.880
Good. Anybody else have any delicious dialogue?
00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:54.280
I think Tim does. Oh, I bet he does. It looks
00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:57.219
like he does. What was your favorite line of
00:44:57.219 --> 00:45:05.519
the movie, Tim? At one point, one character said
00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:09.480
to another character, it's okay that I cry about
00:45:09.480 --> 00:45:13.940
my parents. Yeah, it was really emotional. I'm
00:45:13.940 --> 00:45:15.699
glad they added that in there. That was a good
00:45:15.699 --> 00:45:20.059
line. It was a nice little scene. Yeah, it wasn't
00:45:20.059 --> 00:45:23.500
that delicious. It's the only one I remembered.
00:45:23.780 --> 00:45:26.679
It was dialogue. I didn't write anything down.
00:45:26.920 --> 00:45:28.460
Because every time I tried to write something
00:45:28.460 --> 00:45:29.980
down, the next time I looked up, I was like,
00:45:30.059 --> 00:45:34.780
what's happening now? Yep. Yep. Fast -paced movie.
00:45:35.659 --> 00:45:38.579
Yeah, I definitely want to watch it again. Maybe
00:45:38.579 --> 00:45:42.760
throw some subtitles on there. Sure. And we can
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:44.340
read what they're saying so we don't miss anything.
00:45:45.329 --> 00:45:47.510
Sure. Imagine how fast it's going to come across
00:45:47.510 --> 00:45:49.429
on the screen. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to get
00:45:49.429 --> 00:45:52.670
sick. I get three words into each sentence. I'm
00:45:52.670 --> 00:45:56.309
like, oh, this is even harder. Let's try it on
00:45:56.309 --> 00:46:01.449
French instead. French with subtitles. That could
00:46:01.449 --> 00:46:03.590
be interesting. French with English subtitles?
00:46:03.889 --> 00:46:07.590
Yeah. French with French subtitles. Oh. Doubling
00:46:07.590 --> 00:46:13.360
down. Double wobble. I would like that. I'm curious
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:15.440
of what you said in the beginning. If it would
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:20.000
sound even -paced in French and then it's really
00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:22.119
the English that makes it sound so hectic and
00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:27.860
bulky. It seemed like it was a very descriptive
00:46:27.860 --> 00:46:31.780
dialogue, but maybe there are simpler ways to
00:46:31.780 --> 00:46:34.179
say that stuff in French. Maybe a lot more one
00:46:34.179 --> 00:46:36.699
- and two -syllable words instead of some of
00:46:36.699 --> 00:46:40.730
the longer ones that were happening. She's using
00:46:40.730 --> 00:46:45.190
it. Do we wait? She hasn't been talking much.
00:46:46.449 --> 00:46:49.969
I mean, she was starting to go there for a second.
00:46:50.369 --> 00:46:54.730
I know. We almost got her a little bit. Stop
00:46:54.730 --> 00:46:58.570
itching it. It's indirect questions. As an incidental
00:46:58.570 --> 00:47:00.550
right now. We just got to find the spots that
00:47:00.550 --> 00:47:03.670
get her attention and then she'll pop in. But
00:47:03.670 --> 00:47:06.869
if we keep asking direct questions, she has to
00:47:06.869 --> 00:47:12.079
do the exact opposite. It's so funny. I almost
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:15.380
went to quotes and I didn't because I was like,
00:47:15.380 --> 00:47:19.079
ah. I'll remember them. No, I was like, I just
00:47:19.079 --> 00:47:20.559
didn't have anything. I didn't think I'd be called
00:47:20.559 --> 00:47:25.559
out. What are your thoughts? I don't have any.
00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:28.980
I guess that's fair to say. I shouldn't feel
00:47:28.980 --> 00:47:34.269
bad about saying that. Nope. I mean, we say all
00:47:34.269 --> 00:47:35.650
the time how we don't have notes because the
00:47:35.650 --> 00:47:38.409
movie went too fast. Yeah. So, like, to not write
00:47:38.409 --> 00:47:40.309
down dialogue. There's a lot of movies I feel
00:47:40.309 --> 00:47:41.710
like I don't write down dialogue because it's
00:47:41.710 --> 00:47:44.329
too fast. Also, when a good movie pulls you in,
00:47:44.369 --> 00:47:49.050
it's hard to just look away. Yeah. I don't want
00:47:49.050 --> 00:48:00.210
to miss anything. Oh, my God. Ouch. Gotta push
00:48:00.210 --> 00:48:04.389
the button. There you go. Oh, she's not even
00:48:04.389 --> 00:48:14.329
in yet. Hello. What did you miss? You. We missed
00:48:14.329 --> 00:48:18.369
you. You didn't say anything now I was gone?
00:48:18.869 --> 00:48:20.730
No, we were waiting for you to come back. We
00:48:20.730 --> 00:48:25.230
sat in silence and looked at each other. That's
00:48:25.230 --> 00:48:27.769
what grown -ups do. No, they don't. They never
00:48:27.769 --> 00:48:30.389
do that. We sit quietly and stare at nothing.
00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:34.960
You're staring at the light right now. I mean,
00:48:34.980 --> 00:48:38.500
there's always something to stare at. Like your
00:48:38.500 --> 00:48:47.420
electronic. All of my electronics, yep. Now talk,
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:51.840
please. Okay. So there were a few different references
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:57.039
in the movie. One was a film watched by the characters.
00:48:57.260 --> 00:49:00.449
That was The Curse of Frankenstein, 1957. One
00:49:00.449 --> 00:49:03.829
was a poster in Michael's room, House on Haunted
00:49:03.829 --> 00:49:09.889
Hill, 1959. And then two films that were mentioned
00:49:09.889 --> 00:49:13.190
by The Little Vampire, The Hound of the Baskervilles
00:49:13.190 --> 00:49:16.409
from 1959 and The Pit and the Pendulum from 1961.
00:49:17.329 --> 00:49:20.070
And then a film watched by The Little Vampire
00:49:20.070 --> 00:49:25.559
was The Mask of the Red Death, 1964. Oh, and
00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:27.400
then there was, in the theater, they also watched
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:32.099
Scars of Dracula from 1970. Michael also had
00:49:32.099 --> 00:49:35.079
a poster for Nosferatu. Oh. Or no, the little
00:49:35.079 --> 00:49:37.539
vampire. The little vampire did, yeah. Oh, the
00:49:37.539 --> 00:49:40.159
little vampire? Yeah. Oh. No, little vampire.
00:49:40.380 --> 00:49:42.099
Wait, what's the regular little vampire? How
00:49:42.099 --> 00:49:44.840
come he never had a name? I think it was a cute
00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:47.019
pet name from his mom, but like. What the fuck
00:49:47.019 --> 00:49:49.079
was his name before? They never mentioned his
00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:51.440
name, but I think maybe he even forgot his name.
00:49:51.500 --> 00:49:53.880
It's been 300 years, and he also forgot that
00:49:53.880 --> 00:49:55.820
they were being chased, too. He did forget everything,
00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:57.360
and she kind of said that. I was wondering if
00:49:57.360 --> 00:49:59.420
that was, like, a weird, like, spell or thing
00:49:59.420 --> 00:50:02.860
she cast on him to make him forget. She did ask
00:50:02.860 --> 00:50:05.360
Michael if he wanted to forget that night, like,
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:07.539
she could do it. So maybe she did do that. I'm
00:50:07.539 --> 00:50:09.280
not sure. Yeah, because one night she was tucking
00:50:09.280 --> 00:50:11.159
in the little vampire, and she was like, I hope
00:50:11.159 --> 00:50:13.699
you forget everything that led us here or something
00:50:13.699 --> 00:50:17.360
like that. So she must have. Some kind of powers.
00:50:17.880 --> 00:50:22.000
Which is cool. Zami Zumi. That's her palette.
00:50:22.460 --> 00:50:27.219
Mm -hmm. Zami Zumi. What does that mean? That's
00:50:27.219 --> 00:50:29.980
the spell to make you forget everything. Oh.
00:50:30.179 --> 00:50:33.340
Zami Zumi. I just forgot who I am. Where am I?
00:50:33.420 --> 00:50:41.019
Who are you? Oh. Hi. I still don't know anything.
00:50:41.280 --> 00:50:45.800
Tell me. Another quote from Meryl is... He's
00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:49.260
not a genius talking about Maurice there. That
00:50:49.260 --> 00:50:53.159
was cute. I don't remember. Somebody called him
00:50:53.159 --> 00:50:55.480
a genius for what reason? Because they were lying
00:50:55.480 --> 00:50:59.179
to Pandora about the movie night. Oh, he asked
00:50:59.179 --> 00:51:00.739
her, oh, do you want to watch the movie with
00:51:00.739 --> 00:51:03.039
us? And she's like, no, I'm very busy. Right.
00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:04.400
And they're like, how did you know she was going
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:10.099
to say no? Yeah. Brilliant. Not brilliant. Kind
00:51:10.099 --> 00:51:13.719
of. No, it isn't. Okay. He only did that on purpose.
00:51:14.920 --> 00:51:18.199
Well, yeah, that makes it brilliant. No, no,
00:51:18.239 --> 00:51:25.420
no. He did it on purpose to do something. Yeah,
00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:29.599
he had a plan. No, he didn't. He didn't? He didn't.
00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:35.420
He had no idea. He didn't. He had a lot of bodily
00:51:35.420 --> 00:51:40.519
fluids, though. Yeah, it was gross. I don't like
00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:42.639
when characters just like consistently have boogers
00:51:42.639 --> 00:51:44.400
and stuff in their face. I'm like, this is annoying.
00:51:45.300 --> 00:51:47.480
Yeah, the eating bugs out of the popcorn bucket.
00:51:47.539 --> 00:51:50.059
I'm fine with that. But he did have snot a lot.
00:51:50.219 --> 00:51:52.699
Snot really upsets me. I'm like, really? Do we
00:51:52.699 --> 00:51:55.099
have to? And then he gave the little vampire
00:51:55.099 --> 00:51:58.719
a jar of his poop. Yes. And then the skeleton
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:01.480
pirate guy ate it. Yep. Because he didn't know
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:04.820
what it was. I forgot that happened. Yeah. That
00:52:04.820 --> 00:52:10.260
was weird. That was unsavory. Wild, yeah. I guess
00:52:10.260 --> 00:52:11.880
the joke was he couldn't see what he was eating
00:52:11.880 --> 00:52:14.840
or smell what he was eating, but it didn't have
00:52:14.840 --> 00:52:16.820
to happen on screen. It didn't have to happen
00:52:16.820 --> 00:52:19.059
at all, really. It wasn't really a distraction
00:52:19.059 --> 00:52:23.460
at all. It was just an accident. Yeah, it was
00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:30.239
gross. Exactly. Why did he carry a Frankenstein
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:35.559
poop? I mean, I would assume so. He's the living
00:52:35.559 --> 00:52:39.010
dead. Do they need to do that? Yeah, but all
00:52:39.010 --> 00:52:40.949
of his organs and everything are back to working.
00:52:41.289 --> 00:52:44.230
Yeah. Hmm. So he's reanimated. He should. Yeah,
00:52:44.250 --> 00:52:47.329
he's reanimated, I guess, so. Hmm. Pooping out
00:52:47.329 --> 00:52:48.809
bugs. Theoretically, he would eat, yeah, and
00:52:48.809 --> 00:52:52.909
poop. Oh, it probably smells so foul. Hmm. Yeah.
00:52:53.489 --> 00:52:55.570
It's going through how many different dead people's
00:52:55.570 --> 00:53:00.409
intestines? Depends. Maybe just one. Maybe, yeah.
00:53:02.030 --> 00:53:03.849
It's probably easier that way. Yeah, you can't
00:53:03.849 --> 00:53:05.349
stretch them out or you'll never fold them back
00:53:05.349 --> 00:53:11.139
in the right way. Right. Yeah. Did anybody have
00:53:11.139 --> 00:53:15.579
any recasts? No. Oh. Did you know that we do
00:53:15.579 --> 00:53:19.059
that? No. Oh. If you have different actors that
00:53:19.059 --> 00:53:20.619
you like and would have liked to see in the movie.
00:53:20.619 --> 00:53:23.639
I don't know any actors. What about Jack Black?
00:53:23.880 --> 00:53:27.219
You know him. That's the only one I know. That's
00:53:27.219 --> 00:53:29.780
it. Kabosh. And where would you put him in this
00:53:29.780 --> 00:53:33.179
movie? Who do you think you would do a good job
00:53:33.179 --> 00:53:40.980
playing? Let me think. Okay. The Moon Guy. The
00:53:40.980 --> 00:53:44.099
Moon Guy. All right. That is a good one. I like
00:53:44.099 --> 00:53:47.099
that. Yeah. Jack Black is a bad guy. It's pretty
00:53:47.099 --> 00:53:53.420
cool. Mm -hmm. I'd make him the dog. Oh. Just
00:53:53.420 --> 00:53:56.320
his voice, not, you know. Not him as a human
00:53:56.320 --> 00:54:00.079
being. Can you imagine the heartbreaking songs
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.619
that he would sing as the Moon Guy? Yeah. Just
00:54:02.619 --> 00:54:04.639
because it has to happen? Yeah, there'd be a
00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:07.880
lot more songs. Yeah, at least one. That would
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.519
be awesome, actually. I really liked the soundtrack
00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:15.000
in this movie. It sounded very European. Very
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:23.619
French, yeah. I recast Gibbous. I have two for
00:54:23.619 --> 00:54:25.360
this one that I'm really torn which one I like
00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:28.380
more. My first initial thought was Willem Dafoe.
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:32.900
Oh, goodness. Goblin style. But what I might
00:54:32.900 --> 00:54:35.199
like a little better, because it's kind of random.
00:54:36.179 --> 00:54:41.099
John Krasinski. Huh. Like Jim? Yeah. From The
00:54:41.099 --> 00:54:44.059
Office? Yeah. I don't know. We never see him
00:54:44.059 --> 00:54:46.119
as a bad guy. He has a nice voice. I like to
00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:49.239
listen to him. And the bad guy was bad, but then
00:54:49.239 --> 00:54:51.480
he has an arc at the end where he kind of is
00:54:51.480 --> 00:54:54.480
sad and grovelly and like, I'm lonely. And I
00:54:54.480 --> 00:54:56.519
think John Krasinski could be funny in that role.
00:54:56.639 --> 00:54:58.739
He was also supposed to be a young, hot guy,
00:54:58.880 --> 00:55:03.000
and he can do that. Maybe not the young part
00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:07.380
anymore. Well. He's over 300 years old. That's
00:55:07.380 --> 00:55:20.099
true. 319. He should be 480. Why? It has been
00:55:20.099 --> 00:55:26.139
so many years. Even longer. I'd like to see Joel
00:55:26.139 --> 00:55:30.539
McHale play Gibbous. That's a good one. Yeah,
00:55:30.579 --> 00:55:34.969
I like the level of... insane tantrum that he
00:55:34.969 --> 00:55:37.030
throws in a lot of those episodes i feel that
00:55:37.030 --> 00:55:39.130
energy translates really well to this character
00:55:39.130 --> 00:55:41.730
yeah definitely the one where his ego gets too
00:55:41.730 --> 00:55:45.969
big that's a yeah that's a perfect example i
00:55:45.969 --> 00:55:48.130
love that episode you still haven't seen community
00:55:48.130 --> 00:55:50.909
no this is insane we've got to get it i already
00:55:50.909 --> 00:55:54.400
told i was like when we know at some point If
00:55:54.400 --> 00:55:56.739
at some point we're like, this month looks like
00:55:56.739 --> 00:55:59.260
it's going to be a relatively calm month overall,
00:55:59.559 --> 00:56:01.460
I'm just going to get the free 30 -day trial
00:56:01.460 --> 00:56:03.539
of Hulu. We're going to watch it all in the 30
00:56:03.539 --> 00:56:07.380
days and then just cancel the subscription. Or
00:56:07.380 --> 00:56:09.340
forget and pay for it for eight months and then
00:56:09.340 --> 00:56:11.400
cancel the subscription. I mean, that sounds
00:56:11.400 --> 00:56:13.239
more like what I would do. Yeah, that's what
00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:17.239
I always do, too. I also recast the skeleton
00:56:17.239 --> 00:56:22.719
captain. I don't know the actor's name, but he
00:56:22.719 --> 00:56:26.280
plays Lord Elrond in The Lord of the Rings. Oh,
00:56:26.280 --> 00:56:29.320
yeah. He does Agent Smith in The Matrix as well.
00:56:29.519 --> 00:56:34.679
Yes. Yep. I cannot usually know his name. Two
00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:36.260
roles that he said he would never reprise in
00:56:36.260 --> 00:56:38.920
his whole entire life. Good for him. Yep. He
00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:41.800
did not enjoy playing Elrond, I guess. So sad.
00:56:41.960 --> 00:56:43.679
The long hair just didn't suit him or something.
00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:44.980
I think it was something to do with the makeup
00:56:44.980 --> 00:56:48.760
and stuff. Well, the makeup thing was the Marvel
00:56:48.760 --> 00:56:52.000
thing. the red skull thing he said he would never
00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:53.719
do red skull because of the makeup ever again
00:56:53.719 --> 00:56:57.000
yep and he said he didn't want to do the matrix
00:56:57.000 --> 00:56:59.679
because it was just too much like cgi and yeah
00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:02.179
stuff so i think the hard part about him doing
00:57:02.179 --> 00:57:04.000
lord of the rings is that he's an elf and he's
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:06.280
aged in real life and he doesn't look exactly
00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:08.900
the same yeah so it would be kind of weird to
00:57:08.900 --> 00:57:13.119
have him come back they just use cgi i know and
00:57:13.119 --> 00:57:15.619
it would look weird yeah weird yeah it would
00:57:15.619 --> 00:57:19.260
especially Now that we're in the age of AI, guess
00:57:19.260 --> 00:57:21.400
who's starring in a new movie? Because his family
00:57:21.400 --> 00:57:25.599
sold his likeness. No. Bruce... Val Kilmer. No!
00:57:26.519 --> 00:57:29.420
Yep. His next movie will be coming out. His shit
00:57:29.420 --> 00:57:32.719
-ass family. Yep. That makes me feel icky. Val
00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:36.659
Kilmer's daughter? What the fuck? Agent Smith's
00:57:36.659 --> 00:57:39.519
name is Hugo Weaving. Thank you. Yes, there we
00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:42.840
go. Yeah. Hugo. Hugo. That's why I would never
00:57:42.840 --> 00:57:45.360
think of it. Nobody's ever been named Hugo before.
00:57:46.889 --> 00:57:51.150
Oh, man, he looks like Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne?
00:57:51.489 --> 00:57:54.269
He'd probably be a good Batman. I'd watch that.
00:57:54.429 --> 00:57:57.449
Oh, an older Batman? Older Batman. Much more
00:57:57.449 --> 00:58:00.829
into the mysteries than the... Punching? Yeah.
00:58:02.630 --> 00:58:04.909
This is what he looked like from the movie we
00:58:04.909 --> 00:58:07.670
were talking about. A little bit younger, right?
00:58:08.329 --> 00:58:14.050
Is that from AI? No, that's real. In the movie,
00:58:14.130 --> 00:58:21.510
kind of. Yeah. Better not be AI. If it is. No,
00:58:21.510 --> 00:58:26.929
thank you. Well, that I was sure was a real picture
00:58:26.929 --> 00:58:29.849
of him. No, no, it wasn't because the hair was
00:58:29.849 --> 00:58:32.130
different. The eyes were different. Oh, because
00:58:32.130 --> 00:58:34.889
he's younger. Everything was different. Because
00:58:34.889 --> 00:58:37.889
he was younger. No, no, no. Everything was different.
00:58:38.289 --> 00:58:42.130
He was 25 years younger. That's what's different.
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That's how different people look. Technically,
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he has completely changed cells, every cell in
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his body, three times. He's basically a different
00:58:52.030 --> 00:58:54.030
person. Between those two photos. Yeah, three
00:58:54.030 --> 00:58:55.570
different people. It's his fourth version, right?
00:58:56.429 --> 00:59:00.949
No. Yeah. He hasn't reached final form yet. He
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has reached first form. First form. Dang. Babies.
00:59:06.309 --> 00:59:08.769
You're still in first form. Yeah, pretty much.
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No, I'm in my final form. Your final form. That's
00:59:12.309 --> 00:59:15.289
it? Oh, no. You're like the little vampire. You're
00:59:15.289 --> 00:59:20.030
all done growing. He got really bored. He made
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it to ten. You're going to stop at seven? Oof.
00:59:22.670 --> 00:59:28.090
Yeah. Dang. Missing out on a lot of fun things,
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kiddo. Actually, I'm going to still have my birthday,
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but I won't age. I'll just pretend I'll age.
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You're going to celebrate, but you don't actually
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age? Yeah. That's what we're all trying for.
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I have one more recast. Tell me. The dog. Oh.
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Is Danny DeVito. Oh, yeah. Come on, guys. I want
00:59:51.590 --> 00:59:54.929
Danny DeVito to be the grandpa. I want him to
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be the little vampire. I want him to be the grandma.
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I want him to be the figurehead. Oh, that would
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be pretty awesome. Kind of, yeah. That's not
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a bad one. That's all I've got for notes. All
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right, we ready for final thoughts then? No.
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Do you have more to say? No. Well, then I guess
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we're ready for final thoughts. Okay, I have
01:00:21.050 --> 01:00:26.949
one more thought. Okay. What's in the other's
01:00:26.949 --> 01:00:30.989
egg? Another dragon. What's your final thought
01:00:30.989 --> 01:00:40.489
about the movie? It was kind of, I'll say, boring.
01:00:40.929 --> 01:00:45.289
Boring? Because I have watched it 10 million
01:00:45.289 --> 01:00:48.329
times already. I thought you haven't watched
01:00:48.329 --> 01:00:51.869
it 10 million times. I have. Oh. So if you had
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to rate this out of 10, what are you rating it?
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One. Wow. I don't believe you. That's rough.
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That's a bad rating. One is a really bad movie.
01:01:05.110 --> 01:01:07.570
Ten is a really good movie. She got dominoed.
01:01:09.469 --> 01:01:12.909
First movie she brought to the podcast. I know
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the feeling, kid. I brought Rockadoodle. I don't
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know that one. We all have our own cross to bear.
01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:22.920
I want to watch it. Watch it. You can watch it
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on your own time, kiddo. No. Literally, I don't
01:01:26.400 --> 01:01:29.519
want to watch it either. You got to find a different
01:01:29.519 --> 01:01:33.639
house to watch that bad boy in. I liked The Mystic
01:01:33.639 --> 01:01:35.820
Owl. The Mystic Owl was cool. The rest of the
01:01:35.820 --> 01:01:37.480
movie was bad. The rest of it was not good. Yeah.
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I mean, I didn't hate it. Maybe I did. I'd have
01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:42.940
to check my notes, but some of it was all right.
01:01:45.579 --> 01:01:51.900
Pretty good selection out there. Solid selection.
01:01:52.500 --> 01:01:59.119
Also, my finest, finest spot is who is the voice
01:01:59.119 --> 01:02:03.639
actor for all those tiny guys? Oh. You think
01:02:03.639 --> 01:02:06.820
one guy did all of those guys? No, like who are
01:02:06.820 --> 01:02:10.199
all the voice actors for them? You want to know
01:02:10.199 --> 01:02:13.860
all of them? Yeah. Looks like Tim's looking it
01:02:13.860 --> 01:02:16.969
up. I think there was three credited when I tried
01:02:16.969 --> 01:02:19.690
to look it up. For the little bugs? No, just
01:02:19.690 --> 01:02:22.210
like in general for the American cast. They didn't
01:02:22.210 --> 01:02:26.750
have everybody else listed. 10 million more.
01:02:26.929 --> 01:02:31.849
There was two. Kawai 1 and Kawai 2. First played
01:02:31.849 --> 01:02:42.539
by Loic Legendre and Nicolas Lambreras. And I
01:02:42.539 --> 01:02:45.980
probably just said their names so wrong. I think
01:02:45.980 --> 01:02:49.679
Meryl said them more wrong. No, I said lacrosse,
01:02:49.679 --> 01:02:53.059
lacrosse. That's their real names. That sounds
01:02:53.059 --> 01:02:54.800
pretty good to me. I think you're speaking in
01:02:54.800 --> 01:03:00.719
tongues. Llama. Well, that's a word. Llama llama.
01:03:01.800 --> 01:03:05.599
Llama llama red pajamas? No, llama llama llama
01:03:05.599 --> 01:03:11.269
llama. Oh. Llama with a hat? No. Llama with a
01:03:11.269 --> 01:03:15.789
lemon squeezed on his head. Oh. Llama, that's
01:03:15.789 --> 01:03:24.710
an ostrich. No. Llama, that's a light. Hmm. Are
01:03:24.710 --> 01:03:26.409
you just looking at things and saying them now?
01:03:26.710 --> 01:03:30.210
Mm -hmm. Easy, Rick. Okay, let's get back to
01:03:30.210 --> 01:03:33.329
the movie. Chop, chop, people. Yes, chop, chop,
01:03:33.349 --> 01:03:36.170
people. Griffin. Ah, crap. All right, Riley,
01:03:36.329 --> 01:03:39.079
why don't you go first? This movie? It started
01:03:39.079 --> 01:03:41.719
off on a very dark premise, but rounded out to
01:03:41.719 --> 01:03:44.099
be a fun little kids movie. I liked the animation
01:03:44.099 --> 01:03:46.159
right off the bat, and the monsters reminded
01:03:46.159 --> 01:03:48.780
me of shows from when I was young. I do feel
01:03:48.780 --> 01:03:51.139
that the English voice acting could have used
01:03:51.139 --> 01:03:54.340
some improvement, but there are a lot of aspects
01:03:54.340 --> 01:03:57.599
and scenes that I liked a lot. And a lot of the
01:03:57.599 --> 01:04:00.099
imagery throughout was very fun and visually
01:04:00.099 --> 01:04:03.099
appearing. The moon guy was also very terrifying
01:04:03.099 --> 01:04:07.340
at times. A perfect score. What? 10 out of 10
01:04:07.340 --> 01:04:09.809
what? Just a perfect score. Whatever you want
01:04:09.809 --> 01:04:16.210
to do with that. Oh. I choose next. There's only
01:04:16.210 --> 01:04:19.230
three more people left. Do you have all we chose?
01:04:22.530 --> 01:04:28.469
Tim, choose your thingy. This movie was a lot
01:04:28.469 --> 01:04:31.289
of fun. It opened quickly, smoothly transitioning
01:04:31.289 --> 01:04:34.900
300 years ahead to begin the main story. The
01:04:34.900 --> 01:04:37.179
music was well done, and I really liked the animation
01:04:37.179 --> 01:04:40.500
style. I liked how different this film is compared
01:04:40.500 --> 01:04:43.780
to American kids' movies that aim for more flash
01:04:43.780 --> 01:04:47.099
and less plot. They discussed being sad about
01:04:47.099 --> 01:04:49.360
the loss of a parent, the value of friendship,
01:04:49.579 --> 01:04:51.820
and how you can't force someone to love you.
01:04:52.119 --> 01:04:55.039
The dialogue was smart, which I liked because
01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:57.199
a lot of kids' movies dumbed down the dialogue.
01:04:57.960 --> 01:05:01.900
I would watch this again, for sure. 9 out of
01:05:01.900 --> 01:05:09.789
10 figureheads. Nice. I'll choose next. Rebecca.
01:05:11.510 --> 01:05:16.449
Okay. Excellent film for such a short runtime.
01:05:16.750 --> 01:05:19.429
It really packed a lot in there. There was so
01:05:19.429 --> 01:05:22.010
much lore and backstory and character development.
01:05:22.469 --> 01:05:25.090
Movies twice this length do not always have all
01:05:25.090 --> 01:05:28.550
of those things. So 10 out of 10, Waning Gibbons.
01:05:29.050 --> 01:05:34.949
Wow. Okay, the final one. Chop, chop, hurry up.
01:05:35.610 --> 01:05:38.409
Because he's a moon, yeah. Holy crap, that took
01:05:38.409 --> 01:05:42.110
me a while. Hurry up. You just got it now. Just
01:05:42.110 --> 01:05:46.230
now. Oh, man. Hurry up, time is ticking. I have
01:05:46.230 --> 01:05:49.050
not put that much brain power into things today.
01:05:49.230 --> 01:05:52.829
Apparently. I like that. That one flew over my
01:05:52.829 --> 01:05:58.320
head. Such a fun movie with beautiful animation.
01:05:58.699 --> 01:06:00.900
I think the Gibbous is a really interesting villain
01:06:00.900 --> 01:06:03.260
with a pretty badass backstory being swallowed
01:06:03.260 --> 01:06:07.300
by a monster of the depth. Little Vampire is
01:06:07.300 --> 01:06:09.360
constantly being called a child and he certainly
01:06:09.360 --> 01:06:11.559
is a strange child but in the end he's been a
01:06:11.559 --> 01:06:14.019
vampire for 300 years and fought back against
01:06:14.019 --> 01:06:16.480
the moon -faced jerk that had a really long crush
01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:19.179
on his mom. My favorite part of this movie is
01:06:19.179 --> 01:06:21.159
the detail that was taken with the background,
01:06:21.340 --> 01:06:23.820
especially the House of Terror with its literal
01:06:23.820 --> 01:06:26.159
graveyard and a host of skeletons and ghosts.
01:06:26.480 --> 01:06:29.039
I bought this movie for Meryl one year for Christmas
01:06:29.039 --> 01:06:32.119
and it has become a favorite. 8 .8 out of 10
01:06:32.119 --> 01:06:36.619
monster movie nights. All those ratings combined
01:06:36.619 --> 01:06:40.800
equal 10 million and a thousand. That might be
01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:43.400
our highest rated movie ever. Definitely. Absolutely.
01:06:43.760 --> 01:06:51.360
Wow. And mine gives it an extra 0 .0, so 900.
01:06:52.500 --> 01:06:58.539
Oh. Your rating is really weighted. I mean, 900
01:06:58.539 --> 01:07:06.820
because I said 1 ,000. You said 1 out of 10.
01:07:10.559 --> 01:07:14.420
I know. Do you change your mind now? Yeah. It's
01:07:14.420 --> 01:07:18.079
a zero out of a zero. Oh. 100 %? Or nothing?
01:07:18.320 --> 01:07:22.239
Zero percent. Zero. It was boring. It was nothing.
01:07:23.000 --> 01:07:25.039
Meryl hated it. She wishes she never brought
01:07:25.039 --> 01:07:29.500
this movie. No. Never watch it again. No, I will
01:07:29.500 --> 01:07:31.619
watch it. Are you sure? We can throw it in the
01:07:31.619 --> 01:07:36.880
trash if you want us to. It's just kind of...
01:07:37.980 --> 01:07:42.179
Together. With all that fast forward stuff, like
01:07:42.179 --> 01:07:46.440
that was in the movie. It was like, I don't know
01:07:46.440 --> 01:07:51.659
what that was about, but yeah. The normal movie
01:07:51.659 --> 01:07:57.699
without all that stuff, 10 out of 10 .5. Wow.
01:07:57.920 --> 01:08:01.920
So you didn't like the beginning. Yes, where
01:08:01.920 --> 01:08:07.059
it was like all fast forward things. Yeah, that's
01:08:07.059 --> 01:08:11.980
it. But you like the other 79 minutes of the
01:08:11.980 --> 01:08:18.000
movie. Yeah. Okay. So it was a good movie. Sort
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:22.100
of. The first three minutes really, really weigh
01:08:22.100 --> 01:08:25.880
it down. For some reason. Yeah. If you get rid
01:08:25.880 --> 01:08:31.699
of the plot, Meryl loves this movie. Kind of
01:08:31.699 --> 01:08:35.340
-ish. Well, Tim, I think you have our next movie.
01:08:36.649 --> 01:08:42.189
What is it? That's a great question. Two secret
01:08:42.189 --> 01:08:52.710
names. I don't know that movie. No, we're going
01:08:52.710 --> 01:08:56.989
to be watching Green Street Hooligans. Yay! All
01:08:56.989 --> 01:09:00.789
right. I don't think I've seen this one. I've
01:09:00.789 --> 01:09:02.470
definitely never seen this one, but I've heard
01:09:02.470 --> 01:09:04.770
you talk about it. I've never heard it in my
01:09:04.770 --> 01:09:08.029
whole entire universe. I think it was junior
01:09:08.029 --> 01:09:10.409
or senior year in high school that it came out.
01:09:10.470 --> 01:09:12.630
And there were quite a few of us that watched
01:09:12.630 --> 01:09:18.510
it near religiously. It was watched a lot. Was
01:09:18.510 --> 01:09:21.489
it you and a bunch of hooligans? No, no. But
01:09:21.489 --> 01:09:24.670
it was a lot of the soccer players that really
01:09:24.670 --> 01:09:26.649
enjoyed it. Hooligans. Definitely hooligans.
01:09:26.649 --> 01:09:32.880
Hooligans. I call them goblins. I call them goblins.
01:09:32.899 --> 01:09:36.779
They were probably goblins, yes. I call them
01:09:36.779 --> 01:09:41.659
the goblins of the school. The older kids that
01:09:41.659 --> 01:09:46.640
always bully little ones. Tim didn't bully little
01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:51.520
ones. I'm talking about... Me and Anna would
01:09:51.520 --> 01:09:53.939
have been the little ones. We were the bullies.
01:09:54.100 --> 01:09:57.319
Yeah, we bullied the older ones. He has a little
01:09:57.319 --> 01:10:03.539
smile on his face. I can see that. I'm sorry.
01:10:03.659 --> 01:10:08.479
I'll try not to be as happy. No, it's something
01:10:08.479 --> 01:10:14.340
about the bowling part. I love bowling. So there
01:10:14.340 --> 01:10:19.949
you go. There we go. Well then. He's one of them.
01:10:20.729 --> 01:10:23.029
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01:10:23.029 --> 01:10:25.789
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01:10:25.789 --> 01:10:28.010
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01:10:28.010 --> 01:10:30.409
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01:10:30.409 --> 01:10:33.470
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01:10:33.689 --> 01:10:35.770
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