Triples With the Overflow

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Learners permit.
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Hello and welcome to Learners Permit Podcast, a show where four friends lock themselves
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in a room and forcefully educate each other on the topics they're most passionate about.
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Each week, one host selects a subject to educate the other three about in hopes of rattling
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their woefully narrow horizons.
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I'm your host, Cody.
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Hello, it is me.
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Normally, Adam would be sitting to my right, but do you have any reason why you wouldn't
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be here?
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I think it's, I mean, I don't think, I know there's been some legal trouble recently.
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I don't know how much we can talk about.
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Do you have any input on that?
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On what?
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Why our beloved Adam isn't here.
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Well, you're my coast.
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I was going to harp on that.
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I wasn't going to get away with it.
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Well, actually, yeah, I actually spoke with Adam.
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I do know we have to be a little bit careful about what we say on mic, obviously, ongoing
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legal situations and whatnot.
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But he did say that he was headed to Morocco.
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I'm not sure why.
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He's also talking about doing some kind of substance.
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I'm not really sure what, but like powder substance.
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Okay.
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I don't know if that's a result of all the stressors from his legal troubles, but I hear
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it's pretty good to flee there when you're in hot water with the law.
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Got you.
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Johnny Lam won't chase you to Morocco.
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What's your name?
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My name?
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Yeah, I'm really blanking.
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Oh, my name is Liam.
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And I just want to say on mic that I am an ardent supporter of the great country of Japan
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and all of its competitors.
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That's just the thoughts on my mind.
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Area 11.
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You just point to me like I'm supposed to keep it going.
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What's area 11?
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Do we want to talk about that?
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We can talk about.
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But that's where I was confused.
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Are you, do you want me to talk about area 11?
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I think you should talk about area 11.
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Who are you first?
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Jeremiah Gutwald.
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I'm Austin.
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Didn't we go over this already?
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I'm Orange Boy.
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Did we go over this already?
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No, you didn't say your name.
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I just pointed to you.
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You just said, why is Adam not here?
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And you said, I don't know.
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Yeah, well, I'm Austin.
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I'm also confused as to what's going on in Morocco.
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Last letter he sent me, he said he met a teenage boy named Kiki.
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Oh, God.
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Is that what Drake wrote the song about?
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Is there a Drake song called Kiki?
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Yeah, it's like, Kiki, do you love me?
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I don't listen to Drake.
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I don't either.
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I don't, you know.
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I don't, I just know.
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He's the exact type of person that I think would have probably been on a plane with Joey
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Chestnut.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Yeah.
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With a mouth like that.
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Yeah.
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Joey Chestnut.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Not Drake.
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No, not Drake.
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But I don't think the mouth is his catalyst.
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I think it's his soul and how bottomless it is.
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I didn't, I had never seen him.
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You think he has a soul?
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I don't know.
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I had never seen him do anything before the event that we watched.
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Well, I think most people probably hadn't seen him do anything other than guzzle down
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hot dogs.
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I think if you're lucky, you're not running into him in a personal capacity.
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I expected someone like, do we want to get into this?
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We're getting into the subject already.
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Why don't you give us, what's going on?
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Yeah, real quick.
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We're, the speaker we're going to be discussing the Kobayashi versus Joey Chestnut competition
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that was held on Labor Day and the outcome and everything else that happened between
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it.
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We're a little late to the party.
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Yeah, we're, we're by like two weeks.
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That's because some of us had to emotionally recover from the results.
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Some of us, some of us knew what was going to happen, but we're hoping for the other
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outcome.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, you didn't feel that way originally though.
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And you're talking about you when you say some of us, you, you are the one.
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I am the one.
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When we were, we all got together to watch the big game, the big WWE sponsored game.
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This WWE sponsored with Rob Riggle.
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Yeah.
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What's your deal with Rob Riggle?
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I think they should take them out back.
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Why?
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He just bothers you.
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Yeah.
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He bothers me.
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Every part of him.
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He's got one of those faces.
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So it's his face and he's annoying.
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He's got one of those faces that really makes you want to go to the army surplus store,
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if you know what I mean.
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You have to go and get some Marine gear though, cause he was in the Marines.
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What so I could kiss him?
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Come on.
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Get out of here.
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And lure him in with some crayons, you know.
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Is there a prevailing attitude about the Marines?
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What, in the army or in general?
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Either one.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's a running joke with the crayons, which depending on what sort of Marine you
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run into, they might lean into that and it might be funny to them.
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And then the other ones.
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What's the joke with the crayons?
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That they eat crayons.
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Cause they're stupid?
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Cause they're dumb.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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And they drink lighter fluid.
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But I thought the Marines were supposed to be the elite.
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Well, did you hear that from a Marine?
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The few, the proud.
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They're usually talking about their brain cells.
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The few, the proud, the latrines.
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Are they in the shit burning duty as well?
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Oh yeah, Marines do that too.
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Area 11?
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Are there Marines in area 11?
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What is area 11?
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I'm not, I'm not smart.
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So please fill me in.
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Code Geass.
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Oh.
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Japan.
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Don't worry.
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Man, you popping this nerd shit out here all the time.
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I'm supposed to keep up.
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Yeah.
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My brain don't work like that.
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I don't think they're...
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I've been sober my whole goddamn life, Cody.
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I can't keep up with your animation anagons.
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Geez.
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Are there, I don't think that they really...
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Code Geass doesn't do a lot with infantry stuff.
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There's like a couple of moments.
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There's some moments.
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It's mostly robots from what I remember.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Which is a pet peeve of mine with mech stuff.
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But yeah, it's mostly robots.
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I think Obi goes around every once in a while.
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Ogi.
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Ogi, excuse me.
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Goes around every once in a while and like does weird reconnaissance stuff.
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But yeah, then that is just robots.
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I don't think anyone's referred to as a Marine in that show.
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No, but there are like aquatic...
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There's a robot that's like a fish?
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They have those.
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Most of the time they're just submarines, but yeah.
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Yeah, it's called a submarine.
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Would you...
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Would have a sick ass mech, but it's like a fish.
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But I like to pick on Marines, but I don't actually have a hatred for Marines.
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It's just a thing that's baked in.
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Cut that, Cody.
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Cut that.
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It's a thing that's baked in if you're going to be in the branches.
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Now these other services...
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You all have prejudice against each other and you're all incredibly rude about every
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other branch.
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We like to dog on each other.
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It's like having siblings.
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Yeah.
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But...
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So would you say Marines are your older brother or your younger brother?
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The Marine...
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Oh, that's a good question.
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The Army's birthday...
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I think the Marines came first.
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I more so meant in dynamic, not necessarily in the age of the actual...
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In dynamic, they're 100% the younger brother, but I could be wrong.
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I think because the Navy came around first.
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Because the Army's birthday...
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Oh, I'm going to fuck this up and everyone's going to kill me.
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I think it's June 14th, 1775.
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You know sailors, you spend a lot of time on boats together.
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A lot of time out at sea.
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Yeah, but even the sailors are afraid of the Marines.
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When the Marines come up on the...
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Well, the Marines spend even more time on the boat together.
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Yeah.
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Well, so...
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They spend all the time everywhere together, man.
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But it's known from the people that I've talked to, both the Marines and the sailors hate
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being on the boat together with each other.
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It's like the worst time for both of them.
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It's hate fucking.
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I mean, no, the sailors are afraid of them, dude.
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Oh, really?
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Well, maybe not literally, but yeah.
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These rowdy boys come up and just fucking are super gay with each other, even more so
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than the sailors are willing to put up with.
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It was brotherhood and love.
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Yeah.
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And then they're just like, man...
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Between the sheets, between the sheets.
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There's already not enough space on the ship, so if you put more fucking dudes on there that...
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You know, there's a submarine, like a little tiny vessel around here.
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I'm sure you've seen it.
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It's like a historical one.
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You can go on it.
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I was so astounded how small the fucking...
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It's insane.
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...accommodations are in there.
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I cannot imagine sleeping in one of those little slivers that you're supposed to sleep
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in.
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Yeah, it's pretty...
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Have you ever been on an aircraft carrier before?
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No.
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No?
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No, is it similar there or worse?
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Well, I don't remember going below deck, but I was on top.
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I was like...
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It's still really small below deck.
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Yeah.
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We have little sleeping bags on the top.
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Yeah.
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So you can get run over by the plane.
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You, yourself, are mini towers.
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How was your week, guys?
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My week was good.
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Yeah?
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What'd you do?
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Anything fun?
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Anything fun and exciting happen?
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No, I didn't do jack shit.
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You didn't do anything?
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Absolutely nothing, but that's nice.
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Every once in a while, I like just a good no nothing.
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Sometimes you just kind of just do nothing but walk around, read a book, chill out, relax.
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Yeah.
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Because life is too exciting and there's too many things going on.
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They are the younger brother.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to circle back.
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You had to Google?
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I was trying to figure that out the whole time.
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I don't remember where in the Marine Corps...
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Where did you contact Army?
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Yeah, I actually...
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I messaged Army.
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It's like a bad breakup situation.
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You still have their contact info.
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Yo.
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She's still in my phone as number one contact.
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Dude, it's not too far from the truth, though, because the fucking prior service recruiters
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will contact me every once in a while.
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I forget what the guy's name is, but the Sergeant First Class that sends messages out, he basically...
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I know he has to send a message to me, so he'll send a message, but he knows that I'm
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not interested.
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So basically, it's like that moment where you're just kind of like, hey, dude, what's
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up?
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And then you're like, hey.
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And then you just ignore each other again until he's required to contact me.
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So they won't catch your interest for any kind of offer unless they throw in the surgery
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for the double Ds?
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's kind of a tiebreaker there, right?
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Yeah.
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Unless the DOD puts in serious research to get triples, then I don't know if...
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Hey, the Army has got lots of resources to put towards R&D.
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That's all I'm saying.
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If they get the triples with the overflow going, there might be a deal.
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That was super weak, Austin.
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Oh, man.
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I feel like it blew past.
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It seemed like you'd find all the lack of messaging in the Discord call that you missed.
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Yeah.
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Well, so that was...
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What day was that?
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The Wednesday.
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The Wednesday.
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Okay.
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So...
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The Wednesday was Ness.
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Yes.
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There was a certain point where I stopped paying attention to the chat, but I thought we had
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decided that we weren't going to do it on Wednesday because Adam wasn't going to be
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able to make it.
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Tuesday.
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No.
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Wednesday was the day he said he could make it.
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Oh, it was?
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Yeah.
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Which you would have known if you'd paid attention to the chat.
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I definitely could have made Wednesday.
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But I think...
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So Wednesday...
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No.
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Either Tuesday or Wednesday...
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No, it must have been Wednesday.
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I came home and I immediately fell asleep because my dad had woken me up out of me on the couch
323
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and was like, hey, what are you doing?
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And I was like, I am so tired.
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What's up?
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Do you want to have dinner?
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I was like, I'm probably going to go back to bed.
328
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I'm so sorry.
329
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I am so unbelievably tired.
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So that...
331
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I mean, yeah, I didn't think we were having it on Wednesday, but I was sleeping.
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So that wasn't even...
333
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I don't really blame you.
334
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We should have had it on Monday, but Adam couldn't make it.
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And then it wasn't really a big deal.
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Tuesday.
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I think the only time we knew was when we should have had it on Monday.
338
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Well, we were all still here on Monday.
339
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Yeah, I know.
340
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So we had...
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I'm just getting it mixed up because I remember you saying Thursday and that you and I couldn't
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do it because we all...
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I go to the gym and then you had something going on.
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Oh, the plan was that we were all going to do jujitsu.
345
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You're doing jujitsu?
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On Tuesday?
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Thursday.
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And then we never did.
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That soon though?
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I thought...
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I have no idea.
352
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That be your first time doing jujitsu?
353
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Why don't we talk about this a little bit?
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Because I'm a little curious.
355
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I didn't get the invite to go do jujitsu.
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It was kind of an impromptu decision when we were really drunk at like three o'clock
357
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in the morning.
358
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You guys think I'm not cool enough to do jujitsu?
359
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No, it was just three o'clock in the morning or something like that.
360
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Well, we were like, we'll just go to jujitsu.
361
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You were going to do it at the mall?
362
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Well, so this is the thing.
363
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I would totally do that.
364
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I just was not tracking that was the day...
365
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You wouldn't go to... please bleep that out because that's a real name.
366
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No, we're going to go to the one and...
367
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Oh, oh really?
368
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Okay.
369
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Because the studio manager knows the owner.
370
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So you get there for free?
371
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No.
372
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Oh, so what does it matter?
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Because if you know the manager...
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We know people.
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It'd be less awkward.
376
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I know people.
377
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Because she knows like four people that go there.
378
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Are they all cool guys?
379
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Because if there's one thing I know about guys who do jujitsu, it's they're all super
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cool guys.
381
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,880
There are some pretty sweet guys that go and do it though.
382
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You'll meet dudes who are unassuming and then go and they'll absolutely fucking kick your
383
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ass.
384
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Sorry, I just kicked the shit out of them.
385
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What the fuck?
386
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I don't know.
387
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,640
But I think it's the people that go and that's like their entire personality.
388
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Those are the ones that you're talking about.
389
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Those are the ones I'm talking about.
390
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,600
Those ones are very cool.
391
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I met a guy who had a tattoo of a Brazilian Jujitsu Dojo's logo.
392
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I was like, that's cool.
393
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What do you do?
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And he told me.
395
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Boy, did he tell me.
396
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Was he an instructor?
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No.
398
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He just went...
399
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No, he'd been doing it for like a year.
400
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,160
Oh.
401
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,160
Yeah, that's a...
402
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This isn't a video format, but Asta made a very wonderful expressive face.
403
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,760
Yeah, I'm confused by people like that.
404
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It's kind of like the private that signs up for the army and he just graduated basic training
405
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and then gets an army tattoo and you're like, bro, chill the fuck out.
406
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You're in for life.
407
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In for a penny, in for a pound, am I right?
408
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
Yeah, so that was it.
409
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,360
You just kind of fell asleep on the couch and then you woke up here.
410
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,360
I woke up here?
411
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,360
Yeah, I mean...
412
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Oh, okay, I thought you were talking about Wednesday.
413
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,560
Yeah, but yes.
414
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So I fell asleep on the couch and then went upstairs.
415
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I didn't realize that we had planned for the trip to the studio for that Thursday.
416
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:05,960
I had thought that we were doing that, but I was wrong.
417
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:06,960
So when are we supposed to...
418
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,400
I have no idea.
419
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,080
I have not a fucking clue.
420
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,840
I feel kind of roped into this.
421
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,400
But you not want to go?
422
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,400
Who roped who?
423
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,400
The studio manager and Austin.
424
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,400
Well, then you don't have to go.
425
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,280
Oh, no, but then you guys won't go if I don't go.
426
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280
Yeah, they will.
427
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,280
No, they won't.
428
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,280
Why not?
429
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,280
Corey, I'll take you to whatever you want.
430
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,280
It's fine.
431
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,880
Well, I did say that I do need heavy outside influence.
432
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,760
But yes, but that's...
433
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,040
You need Cody's influence?
434
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,040
No, I need...
435
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:39,120
So I'm terrible at seeking things out like that in the way that I just kind of go about
436
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,120
life.
437
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,880
I love stuff like that when it happens.
438
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,880
I love...we went into a whole thing.
439
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:50,080
But basically, I love doing stuff like that and I have a lot of fun, but I always talk
440
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,080
myself out of it.
441
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,880
I'm like, oh, I've got a lot of things to do or I don't know anybody there or whatever,
442
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,880
whatever, whatever.
443
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:59,320
It usually takes an outside influence to be like, well, let's just go and do this thing
444
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and then I'll go and do it.
445
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,480
It's like, yeah, it's the thing I've been trying to fight through for a long time.
446
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,080
For me, it's a money thing.
447
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,080
Is it?
448
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,080
Yeah.
449
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,080
Like you can't afford...
450
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,080
Gosh, it's just an expensive hobby.
451
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,080
I know that if I go in...
452
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If you do it regularly.
453
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,080
What's expensive about it?
454
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,080
The membership can get very expensive.
455
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,080
The membership is expensive.
456
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Especially for your memberships.
457
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Why?
458
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You're just going to a fucking dojo?
459
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It's what, like 50 bucks a month?
460
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I'm gonna bleep it out, but it's fucking like $1,800 for a year.
461
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What the fuck?
462
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Yeah.
463
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
You don't have to bleep that out.
464
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
That's the amount of money.
465
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That's an insane amount of money for it.
466
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Does that include gear?
467
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
What gear do you need?
468
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Do you need a gi?
469
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,520
It depends if you do gear or gi-less.
470
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So you can do either or.
471
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,840
So I don't know.
472
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,840
Like some dojos are different.
473
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,840
It might be that you get that...
474
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Well, for $1,800 a year, I fucking hope you're getting a gi.
475
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,360
You would think, but I don't know.
476
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,520
I don't think so.
477
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,520
But anyway...
478
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There's over $200 a month?
479
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That's crazy.
480
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,120
Well, because it's all...
481
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I mean, they have like punch card things too and all this stuff, but I mean...
482
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I don't care.
483
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,040
Well, it's mostly because...
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You're not fucking teaching me enough to be paying you $1,800 a fucking year.
485
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,040
I don't know.
486
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,640
It takes a lot to learn that stuff and then to be able to teach it effectively.
487
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,640
You just have to find the right people.
488
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,040
Sure, but I gotta watch on YouTube, get a basic rundown, and then have like one or two...
489
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,040
You don't get the...
490
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:15,000
But the like 97% of that isn't the basic rundown.
491
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,800
It's the repetitiveness and the hands-on.
492
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:22,600
Well, I got a big, tall, muscular guy who likes being hands-on and teaching stuff right
493
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in front of me.
494
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,960
Yeah, but I don't know how to do that stuff.
495
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,640
Yeah, but you could watch some YouTube videos.
496
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:31,480
I have Combatives Level 1, where I got beat the shit out in the army by my first sergeant
497
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,480
for...
498
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,480
What was it?
499
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480
Two-week long course or whatever.
500
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,480
It was either a week or two weeks.
501
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,480
I don't remember.
502
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:41,640
And yeah, that was great, and I can show you some stuff, but I...
503
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Which you should, by the way.
504
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,640
Well, I mean, sure.
505
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I'm so scared where the world is today.
506
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,760
I would get a gun then.
507
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,560
I wouldn't even worry about the jujitsu stuff.
508
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,000
I would just get a gun.
509
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,640
But yeah, I mean it takes...
510
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,960
I mean, I could jujitsu the gun out of somebody else's hand.
511
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,960
No.
512
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,440
I'd be pretty fucking sick, wouldn't it?
513
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,440
Yeah, it's like the...
514
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,280
What's the urban survival bullshit?
515
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,280
You have 21 feet.
516
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,640
No, not that.
517
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,720
Yeah.
518
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,720
That's a different thing.
519
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,360
You could easily fucking...
520
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,360
Close the distance that...
521
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,360
No, you can't close the distance that fast.
522
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:17,920
If I have a pencil and I throw it, it can throw them off long enough for me to close
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the distance.
524
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:19,920
Yeah, people exaggerate that.
525
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,560
The 21 foot rule that you easily...
526
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,840
Closer than that, I'd be a little bit worried, but it's like, it doesn't take...
527
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,720
If you train, it doesn't take that long to unholster, and then especially when they get
528
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:33,760
closer, the margin for error gets so much smaller that it's not...
529
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I think that's a huge myth.
530
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,880
But no, the urban...
531
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880
You've never seen this guy?
532
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,880
No.
533
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:44,280
The dude with the wonky mustache and wears stupid tactical vests that he got from Wish.com.
534
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:48,640
It's like the Chicago urban survival...
535
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,280
I'll show you guys a video later.
536
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,760
Austin's the phone guy in this episode.
537
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,760
I am, I'm sorry.
538
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,760
That's right.
539
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,960
So, do you see in that video the fastest disarming guy ever?
540
00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960
Oh, in the school?
541
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:04,720
No, it was like the world's fastest firearm disarm.
542
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,600
Done by a guy, a Guinness World Record guy.
543
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,600
Do you think that that guy...
544
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,640
Who do you think would win in a show-off between...
545
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:15,760
A showdown between him and the guy who can quick draw the fastest?
546
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,080
A guy who can quick draw the fastest for sure.
547
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,080
Why?
548
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,440
Like if they're standing next to each other.
549
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:26,280
Are we talking about in a prompted setting where they know they've come to do this, or
550
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:32,920
are we talking about in an instance where it's as organic as possible?
551
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,920
Real world pressure.
552
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,880
And quick draw dudes are going to do it every single time.
553
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,880
That's what I'm saying, dude.
554
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,880
What if they're right next to each other?
555
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:38,880
Quick draw.
556
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,880
The quick draw dude's still going to...
557
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,880
Have you seen the guy who disarms?
558
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:41,880
He's so quick.
559
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,880
It doesn't matter.
560
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,880
We're talking about the human...
561
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,000
They wouldn't even be able to shoot the fucking gun.
562
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,480
We're talking about the human reaction, the OODA loop, right?
563
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,480
You have to observe...
564
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,480
The what?
565
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,480
The OODA loop.
566
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,480
We already talked about this.
567
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,480
We've talked about this before.
568
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,480
On Mike?
569
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,480
Let me find out the acronym here.
570
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,480
Talking about this on Mike, or you just talked about it online?
571
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,480
No, I think just Cody and I.
572
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,040
Well, why don't you enlighten our audience?
573
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,960
Because I, of course, know what you're talking about when you say OODA dupe, but I think
574
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:09,840
that they should probably be told just in case they don't know.
575
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,880
It's the time between when you see something, you have the time to react.
576
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,680
There's that timeframe between those two things.
577
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,680
A couple milliseconds.
578
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,880
Yeah, so OODA is O-O-D-A.
579
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:23,680
It's an acronym that stands for Observe, Orient, Decide, and Act.
580
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,640
Oh, I assumed it was Out of Damn Ass.
581
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,920
No, it's the natural reaction process that your brain applies to everything.
582
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,240
You can't make a decision before something happens, and you can't make a decision until
583
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,440
you know what's happening.
584
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,440
Loud noise.
585
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,760
Your brain orients you towards the loud noise.
586
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,920
You look to see what's going on, and then you observe what's going on, and then you
587
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,480
have to decide what you're going to do, and then you do the thing.
588
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:50,160
Even in small situations where that may be half a second long, there's still the delay
589
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,160
there.
590
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,200
If we're sitting this close to each other, or even closer, which goes to the benefit
591
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,040
of the dude that's disarming, the moment that guy decides, okay, I'm going to whip out my
592
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,200
gun and shoot him, he's way ahead of the game.
593
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,560
The other guy has to observe the fact that he's pulling out a gun and pointing it at
594
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:10,600
him, and then try to go for the gun, and then implement his technique of whatever the disarm
595
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,600
is.
596
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,440
You could train that over and over and over again, and you will never get to the point
597
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:25,000
where just somebody moving is going to be your reactionary, your reaction is going to
598
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,440
be, okay, I'm going to disarm this gun, because you don't know what the fuck is going on.
599
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,440
There's no way.
600
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,680
You just get shot every time.
601
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,160
Now, you might have something like there's sudden movement, and now he's just going to
602
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,560
jump on the dude, right?
603
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:38,000
But it's like, do you really want to train that into your, like if you're just talking
604
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,600
to somebody, and then suddenly someone has sudden movement, and you're just going to
605
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,440
tackle them to the ground, you're like, I thought he was going for a gun.
606
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,680
It's like, what logical, what brought you to that conclusion?
607
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:51,000
Here's my thing, Austin, is that you're saying that the guy who does the disarm doesn't train
608
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,400
to recognize or be ready at any moment for it, right?
609
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:59,240
But does the guy who does the quick draw train to actually fire the gun after a quick draw?
610
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,680
Because for all you know, he might take a pause after he does the quick draw, because
611
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,460
he's done the draw like a thousand times, but it's not like he's shooting the gun every
612
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,720
time he does the quick draw, right?
613
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,320
It's like, he doesn't have that part in his OODA loop, as you said.
614
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,640
It wouldn't be his OODA loop.
615
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,000
He's already decided he's doing it.
616
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
He's doing it.
617
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,440
No, you don't, firing a gun is many decisions at once, right?
618
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,440
You decide to take the gun out.
619
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,200
Actually, in the words of Max Payne, firing a gun is a binary choice.
620
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,920
You either do it or you don't.
621
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,320
Yes, but there's lots of little steps along that way.
622
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,680
You point, then you have to shoot.
623
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,000
So his action of quick drawing is only...
624
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
But if he's quick drawing, he's already pointing.
625
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,160
Yes, but that's the only action he's trained, is all I'm saying.
626
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160
Pulling the trigger...
627
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,160
You have to think to shoot.
628
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,040
You have to be able to react and know there's a guy right in front of me, and you're not
629
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,240
going to know the guy in front of you is the world's quickest disarmor.
630
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,240
Then you'd be fine.
631
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,240
Then you'd be going into it with infinite bliss.
632
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,240
You'd be perfect.
633
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,360
No, because both of them are only trained up to a certain point, given the nature of
634
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,360
their skills.
635
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,520
Because they probably are not applying them in the real world, right?
636
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,720
So is the guy with the fastest disarm, he's not going to know what to do afterwards?
637
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,880
So they're just going to stare at each other, and they're just going to be like, oh.
638
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,880
The idea is that...
639
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,880
Then they're on the boat, and then they go...
640
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,880
That's actually just the Marines and the Navy.
641
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,460
The quick draw guy doesn't know what to do after he quick draws.
642
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:15,720
He doesn't know to shoot, because he didn't train up to that point.
643
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:21,400
And then the other guy takes a long time to recognize, oh, it's my time to disarm.
644
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,600
Because every example he's done, the person's been standing at the ready with the guns in
645
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,600
front of him.
646
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:30,040
So you think he's going to draw really fast, and then the fucking quick draw guy's going
647
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,360
to be like, I've got to think about this for a second.
648
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,040
And then the other guy's going to go...
649
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,160
And just flip it out, and then be like, oh damn, okay.
650
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160
Well, this was really awkward.
651
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,040
The quick draw guy's going to flourish and do his thing.
652
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:45,080
They're going to lock eyes in an intimate moment, and then the disarmed guy's going
653
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,080
to go...
654
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,640
So you think that they're both just the rain men of their craft, and they don't know how
655
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,640
to do anything else outside of...
656
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,640
Indeed, yes.
657
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,400
That is my theory, and that's why I want to see them show down.
658
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:59,800
But speaking of good show downs, we have the subject to talk about this week, I think.
659
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,800
I think we do.
660
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,400
Did you guys have fun watching this event?
661
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,400
I did.
662
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,400
I wish we had more hot dogs.
663
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,960
No, I didn't have fun watching this event.
664
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,960
Yeah, I guess...
665
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,960
Well, fun is subjective, right?
666
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,960
I had fun, I guess.
667
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,960
I had fun with you guys.
668
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:14,680
Yeah, I enjoyed hanging out, and I enjoyed the idea that we were going to watch it, but
669
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,760
the actual showing was very disappointing.
670
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:23,540
So we got together briefly, and then we cooked some hot dogs for Liam.
671
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:31,360
We made vegan hot dogs, and for Austin, myself, and the studio manager, we made cheddar brats.
672
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,360
Which were amazing, by the way, thank you.
673
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,360
So good.
674
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,360
They're always so good.
675
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,360
Yeah, the vegetarian hot dogs were...
676
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,360
They looked terrible.
677
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,360
They weren't completely...
678
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,960
They were completely awful, but the texture was just weird.
679
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,960
They were kind of gummy.
680
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,960
They're kind of...
681
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,280
When I put them on the grill, it felt like a clay-like texture.
682
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,280
I hated it.
683
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,280
Do you have any dogs left?
684
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,280
Or we ate them all?
685
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,280
We have dogs left.
686
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,040
I think we got some of the veggie ones.
687
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,040
We do have.
688
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,040
Can we please?
689
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040
I want to see...
690
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,280
We're going to pause right now and make hot dogs?
691
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,280
No, not right now.
692
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,520
Eat them on mic?
693
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,920
I think I could get pretty close to your 45 seconds.
694
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,960
You could beat us 45 seconds.
695
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,960
43 seconds.
696
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,960
But you have to swallow everything, right?
697
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,960
Yeah.
698
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,960
Yeah.
699
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,800
So we should go over the rules real quick.
700
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,000
Liam, we already touched upon this.
701
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,240
During this, cheddar brats are a thicker hot dog, basically.
702
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,920
It's a hot dog full of cheese.
703
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,920
Yeah.
704
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,040
So it's thicker, so it's a harder chew.
705
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,280
Did you say hot dog?
706
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,280
Hot dog.
707
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,280
My mouth hurts.
708
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,720
Eating too many hot dogs.
709
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,720
Yeah.
710
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,720
Cody's been aching since the showdown.
711
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,720
Yeah.
712
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:38,320
I ate my first hot dog in 45 seconds and I was like, I can fucking do better.
713
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,600
So I did it in 43 seconds, my second time around.
714
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,240
Liam, you timed yourself too.
715
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,240
Yeah.
716
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,240
It took me like a fucking minute.
717
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,120
I couldn't do it.
718
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:50,640
I wasn't trying too hard, but I was just like, oh man, this is harder than I thought.
719
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,640
Yeah.
720
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,640
It's not easy.
721
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,640
No.
722
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,960
And then you see Joey chestnut on Hinch's jaw like a fucking anaconda.
723
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,960
Yes.
724
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,560
So why don't we explain the two people that were involved.
725
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,000
I know we've talked about them previously on the show.
726
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Yeah.
727
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,520
Kobayashi, what the fuck was it?
728
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,520
Takeru.
729
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,520
Takeru.
730
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,720
Kobayashi is the six time champ was one of the champions of the Nathan's hot dog eating
731
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,000
contest that was previously banned after he, what was it?
732
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,200
I can't remember all the way he got, he signed, he tried signing.
733
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,400
He wouldn't sign an exclusivity agreement with Nathan's hot dog competition.
734
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,640
So they banned him and then he was arrested later on after being ushered up on stage at
735
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,640
the competition.
736
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,640
Yeah.
737
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:38,320
Um, Joey chestnut was similarly banned, uh, for doing a, uh, advertising deal with impossible
738
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,320
meats.
739
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,880
Also, uh, Austin, I want to say, I know way back when we had our initial conversation
740
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:48,080
about this, you questioned the race racial narrative to the banning of Kobayashi.
741
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,640
And I would like to point out that in the run up to this event, Kobayashi also made
742
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,800
comments about Joey chestnut himself being discriminatory in his dealings with, with,
743
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:58,800
uh, Kobayashi.
744
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,800
Okay.
745
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,800
So it might be a chestnut problem.
746
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:05,600
I don't think that Nathan's hot dog contest baked in.
747
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,680
Well at the time, I don't think that anyone else had been banned for the reason that they
748
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,680
chose to ban him.
749
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:14,400
And I also don't know that they had tried to sign anybody else for exclusivity agreements
750
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,160
and Joey chestnut was coming up.
751
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,160
You think that they just looked at him and said, this guy's Japanese.
752
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,520
So we're going to fuck with them.
753
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,520
Kinda.
754
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,520
Yeah.
755
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,520
I just don't think so.
756
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,520
Why wouldn't they?
757
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,520
I just don't think so.
758
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,520
Think about how controlling this, this entity of Nathan's hot dog eating competition is.
759
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,560
Like they want to, they're, they're stars, the people who literally make them famous
760
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,160
and make the competition worth watching.
761
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,680
They want them exclusively signed to them.
762
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,560
And it is an event that takes place on the 4th of July.
763
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,560
Okay.
764
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,040
You want somebody who represents America, right?
765
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,840
What's more American than a guy named Joey chestnut?
766
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,960
I mean, without looking at him.
767
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,000
Cause if you look at him, then you're kind of like, ah, yeah, I just, I don't think it's
768
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
that complex.
769
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,840
I just think one, it's a, it's a professional eating league.
770
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,160
It sounds like a lot of people have problems to begin with.
771
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,440
Major league eating.
772
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,040
I don't disagree with you at all on that point.
773
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,600
I just, I don't think it goes that deep.
774
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,640
I think it's just a bunch of pettiness in general, but
775
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,640
Kobe Aishi himself might disagree with you.
776
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,000
That's all I'm saying.
777
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,440
It's definitely petty to begin with.
778
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,560
You know, I'm not in those hot dog boardrooms, so I can't tell you the decisions that come
779
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,100
down or why, but I think it's something worth considering.
780
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,960
Just the, the, the image of it, you know, I think it doesn't matter who got in his way.
781
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,600
Joey chestnut would have been like that to anybody, man.
782
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,120
Because he's an insatiable beast of a man.
783
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:34,120
He's, when I saw him, he's just, he literally, you know, the mean of the guy who's got the
784
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,560
champagne glass when he gets the metal put over him and he's like spraying and then it
785
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,560
like zooms out.
786
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,640
He's in third place.
787
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,720
That's him, except he won and he shouldn't have.
788
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,560
Like that's like everyone else there was just like, yeah, we're here to have a good time.
789
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,640
And he was like, this is the greatest moment of my life.
790
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,120
I've put all my energy into this.
791
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,120
This is me.
792
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,720
And everyone else is kind of like, I could like, everyone's like, okay, all right, dude.
793
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,000
You mean for this most recent competition?
794
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Yes.
795
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
That's yeah.
796
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Beat his own record.
797
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,880
So obviously he did set a world record.
798
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,720
It's like one of those things of like, he reset a world record.
799
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,060
He was the only one that was this excited about it.
800
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:12,280
Everyone else is like, yeah, I think that we should do this and it'd be fun.
801
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,560
And then he's like, just, yeah, watching him on stage, I was like, this guy thinks something
802
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,880
of himself and it's really irritating me.
803
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,880
Yeah.
804
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,520
So, so I think we should say for the record, if you haven't seen it, he did win.
805
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,960
He did win against Kobayashi.
806
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:31,120
And this is, you know, their 15 to 20 year rival, 15 years, I think rivalry ever since
807
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,120
Kobayashi got banned.
808
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,120
Yep.
809
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,120
15 years.
810
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,400
They had a record of I think two to three, right?
811
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,240
Chestnut won three times against Kobayashi and Kobayashi won twice against Chestnut.
812
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:45,280
And then in this instance, Chestnut ate 83 hot dogs and Kobayashi ate 66.
813
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,280
But Kobayashi hadn't-
814
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,040
Yeah, but they both beat their personal bests.
815
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,040
Yes, they did.
816
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,120
Kobayashi hadn't been competing in between then and now, right?
817
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,320
Not in the Nathan's, but I think he had been competing.
818
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320
He had.
819
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320
Okay.
820
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,320
So I was underneath the impression that he hadn't competed at all.
821
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,080
But he did take a break, as he said in the intro, because he got a jaw injury at a certain
822
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,080
time.
823
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,080
Yeah, but that's what I was going to talk about, right?
824
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,080
He's like, the only reason that Chestnut beat him to begin with was because he had the jaw
825
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,640
injury and then it was reoccurring.
826
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,520
So he couldn't keep up in the same way that he used to be able to.
827
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,760
So I thought that was bullshit to begin with.
828
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,760
But yeah, I don't know.
829
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,760
I'm just so sad, dude.
830
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,720
He's like, watching it and then you're like, wow, this dude's just like down to earth,
831
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,920
very, just very chill.
832
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,920
Humble man.
833
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,640
And then Joey Chestnut's like, I wake up every day with the intent to eat the world.
834
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,280
And you're like, holy fuck.
835
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,600
Before we watched the competition, I asked everybody who they were rooting for and Austin
836
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,680
said he wasn't sure.
837
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,360
Cody said Joey Chestnut.
838
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,960
I said Kobayashi from the get go, because I think he got a better story anyway.
839
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,560
Somebody who's been out of the game and coming back to get a chance to tie up an old rival.
840
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,400
We'd way rather support the underdog than the guy who's been setting world records three
841
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,480
or four times.
842
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,480
And I think, you know, I changed my tune.
843
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,280
You changed your tune after we watched the intro video because you saw Joey Chestnut's
844
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:01,080
mouth moving and you said, oh, and you say, do some crazy eyes, man.
845
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080
Like it's fucking wild.
846
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,080
Like he belongs in the intro zone.
847
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,720
Yeah, he kind of does though.
848
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,840
I feel like he belongs like sitting there typing.
849
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,480
I know this is a little early, but like, yeah, we'll get to it later.
850
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,480
We'll get to it later.
851
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,320
I want to say, um, I did check the flight logs before we recorded this.
852
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,320
He's not on them.
853
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,320
Oh, is he not?
854
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,000
I don't think he was prominent enough back then to be on them.
855
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,160
But I mean, that's good.
856
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,160
But like, are we, are we sure?
857
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,120
There's probably just some other cabal out there that's on some other Island.
858
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,120
Chris Tucker.
859
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,120
What'd you say?
860
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,120
Chris Tucker.
861
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,960
You understand the hot dogs that are going into my mouth?
862
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,320
Um, but yeah, no, I, uh, yeah.
863
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:45,120
Once, once everyone saw Joey Chestnut, I think everybody changed their tune and we're like,
864
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,360
we can't support this guy.
865
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,360
Fuck this guy.
866
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,080
Well, even his family looked a little bit like, oh, you mean his father Merlin Chestnut?
867
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,080
Yeah.
868
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,240
So Merlin and then like his brother or something.
869
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,240
When the camera was panning around there, kind of like, I don't know how I feel about
870
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,240
his brother's name.
871
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,240
Whizzy.
872
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,240
I don't know.
873
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,240
They all looked very strange to me.
874
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,240
So I just did the math real quick.
875
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,320
So it's a 10 minute event, right?
876
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,520
And he ate 83 hot dogs.
877
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:11,280
He was eating a one whole hot dog every seven seconds.
878
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,600
That is fucking wild.
879
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,760
And um, go by, actually got 66.
880
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,120
I think they should take Joey Chestnut out back with Rob Riggle.
881
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,720
Look at that.
882
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,480
I also want, I want to say this.
883
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,200
I sent this to the group shot the other day.
884
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:31,560
Rob Riggle was at the Kansas city, uh, you did say that game the other night and he was
885
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,080
hitting the drum to start the game.
886
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,080
Are you tracking his movements?
887
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,880
No, I was just watching football.
888
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,200
We should keep tabs on him.
889
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:43,040
Um, yeah, there's actually a cork board over there with Rob Riggle's current location right
890
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,040
now.
891
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,960
And that, and then next to it is Adam's face as well.
892
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,840
Oh, so this is his new obsession.
893
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,400
Well, so it's for it.
894
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,400
Okay.
895
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,360
So it goes, Adam gets his orders from someone else.
896
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,600
He doesn't have obsessions.
897
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,600
It's not personal.
898
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,600
Yeah.
899
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,600
He gets very, very cutting.
900
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:04,200
Adam gets his stuff from a higher power.
901
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,160
And then typewriter.
902
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,160
Yeah.
903
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:14,920
But yeah, I, uh, I just wanted to mention before the actual competition, there were
904
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,080
a couple other like pre pre headline events.
905
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,080
Yep.
906
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,080
I have them pulled up.
907
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,080
Oh, hell yeah.
908
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,080
Talk about them.
909
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,080
Yeah.
910
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,080
So we had a Matt Stoney.
911
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,240
It was the South Park fame.
912
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,880
No, that's Matt Stone.
913
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,880
Matt Stoney.
914
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,560
Oh, the guy that made Book of Mormon.
915
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,880
No, that's Matt Stone.
916
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,880
That Stoney.
917
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,880
Oh, okay.
918
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,440
You're talking about the guy from a team America, world police.
919
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,720
He voiced the main character.
920
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,840
No, Matt.
921
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,560
That's Matt Stone.
922
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,560
This is Matt Stoney.
923
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,560
Oh, okay.
924
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,560
All right.
925
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,560
I don't think I was, I don't think I know.
926
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,560
Was Matt Stoney, baseball?
927
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,560
Yes.
928
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,560
Yes.
929
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,560
Yes.
930
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,960
He had all the transphobic jokes and baseball.
931
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,960
Yeah.
932
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:50,960
Yeah.
933
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,960
Okay.
934
00:32:51,960 --> 00:33:00,560
Uh, he, uh, so this guy took on, I didn't follow any of anything that you guys just said
935
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,680
that Matt stones, the creator of South Park, and he's also the creator of all those other
936
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,680
things.
937
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,680
Oh, okay.
938
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,360
So, um, him and, uh, Trey Parker, Trey Parker.
939
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360
Thank you.
940
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:18,160
Uh, so Matt Stone, Matt Stone, Matt Stoney took on three Olympic athletes in a chicken
941
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,640
wing eating competition.
942
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,800
And so like what, so did you, let me just breathe.
943
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,440
Yeah.
944
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,840
So neither party was a professional eater then.
945
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,440
I know Matt Stoney is a professional.
946
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,440
He is.
947
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,440
Okay.
948
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,480
But the other people were just Olympic athletes.
949
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,480
That's what I was struggling.
950
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,880
So this was like, Austin was very upset the day off because he was noticing that the Olympic
951
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,280
athletes weren't even really trying.
952
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,280
They weren't dude.
953
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,280
He was, look, doctor.
954
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,960
They were just kind of like hanging out, like eating wings at a regular pace.
955
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,480
It was Ryan Murphy, Max Irving in Ryan Lock team.
956
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,320
Ryan Murphy, like the guy who made American Horror Story.
957
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,320
Yeah, same dude.
958
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,960
He was also an Olympic athlete.
959
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,960
That's crazy.
960
00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,960
I didn't know he was out there doing that stuff.
961
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,440
I just thought he made terrible TV shows.
962
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,680
You don't like American Horror Story?
963
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,880
Um, I've tried watching multiple seasons.
964
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,560
I bounced off of it almost every time.
965
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,880
I watched the asylum one.
966
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,960
The one that I think I've watched all the way through is the vampire one where it's
967
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,960
set in Provincetown.
968
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,960
I haven't seen it.
969
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,960
I've only seen one so far.
970
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,960
It's got uh, McCulloch-Hulkin is in it.
971
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960
Is that in the hotel?
972
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,200
No, that's the one with Lady Gaga where Matt Bomer is like her little vampire boyfriend.
973
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,840
That's also vampires, I'm pretty sure.
974
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,640
They have, they, they reuse all the characters.
975
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,240
Matt Bomer is too handsome to be straight, so I don't really believe him playing that
976
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,240
role.
977
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,240
You know?
978
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,480
You're saying that gay people are ugly?
979
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,840
No, I'm just saying that guy is beautiful.
980
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,160
And straight people are ugly.
981
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,160
Oh, got it.
982
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,000
He did say he was too handsome to be straight.
983
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,320
It's true.
984
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,560
Straight men are not that beautiful.
985
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,000
Show me one.
986
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,120
Chris Evans.
987
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120
He's not that beautiful.
988
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,120
Uh, excuse you?
989
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:52,480
We have Dr. Squash soap downstairs so you can wash your mouth out right now.
990
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,840
There's almost like all quality to guys that look like that.
991
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,040
It's like unreal because they just take care of their skin really well.
992
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,920
They got really nice hair and all this stuff.
993
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,400
Chris Evans is handsome, don't get me wrong.
994
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,400
I love him.
995
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,400
He's a Boston native.
996
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,400
You can profile the gates.
997
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,880
He's a Boston native and you know where I saw him first?
998
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,160
Not in another teen movie.
999
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,160
Yes.
1000
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,160
That is what I knew him from originally.
1001
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,160
You have your eyes.
1002
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:18,160
When he became Captain America, I was just like hearing the prom song in my head.
1003
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,160
So that was most people's reaction to it.
1004
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,160
That's what I mean.
1005
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,840
I knew it from that and then he was also in Scott Pilgrim.
1006
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:28,360
But he was also the Human Torch.
1007
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,600
Yeah, we're going to talk about that.
1008
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,720
But yeah, no.
1009
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:36,000
He's handsome, but here's the thing.
1010
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,080
He's like a regular looking guy for the most part.
1011
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,720
He's got a nice classically handsome face, but he's a regular looking guy.
1012
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:47,760
There are just certain people that are really like you can tell that guy's not straight.
1013
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,760
He's too manicured.
1014
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,920
I mean sure.
1015
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,200
Chris Evans does put effort into his appearance though.
1016
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,720
Pretty much all movie stars do.
1017
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,720
Not Adam Sandler.
1018
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,440
Yeah, he does.
1019
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,440
No he does not.
1020
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,440
He's just a regular dude.
1021
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,440
Because he dresses regular?
1022
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,440
Yeah.
1023
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,440
He still puts effort into his appearance.
1024
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,440
He does it in his own style.
1025
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,160
I guess you're right.
1026
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,160
He's a baller.
1027
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaking of Adam Sandler and baller, I know that we failed to talk about the Zohan, but
1028
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,240
a good recommendation for a movie.
1029
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,240
The basketball one.
1030
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,240
Hustle.
1031
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,520
I have seen clips from that and it does look good.
1032
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,520
Queen Latif is great in it.
1033
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,520
He's great in it.
1034
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,520
Awesome movie.
1035
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,520
He like picks up.
1036
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,280
Is the dude like a Russian kid?
1037
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:28,360
He's a Spanish kid in the movie, but I think he might in actuality be some kind of.
1038
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,360
From like Slavic.
1039
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,240
Yeah, I don't know, but he is an actual professional basketball player that played in the NBA.
1040
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,840
There's a bunch of real life NBA players that are in that movie.
1041
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,880
Or just basketball players in general.
1042
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,000
But yeah, it's a fun movie.
1043
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Good movie.
1044
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Watch it.
1045
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
I've seen clips.
1046
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000
It looks really good.
1047
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Basketball is not my thing.
1048
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,520
I mean, I don't play basketball really either.
1049
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,480
I like it, but you know.
1050
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,280
Was it Full Court Miracle?
1051
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,440
I don't know.
1052
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,360
Basketball is the most fun to play.
1053
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,360
Yeah, it is.
1054
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,360
Agreed.
1055
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,760
It's that or hockey, I would say probably.
1056
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,760
Basketball.
1057
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,480
My two most fun to play sports.
1058
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,000
Cody, I'm sorry.
1059
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
It's more fun to play.
1060
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
What is going on?
1061
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
I know that.
1062
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
No, you're fine.
1063
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
I'm.
1064
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
You played hockey.
1065
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Me?
1066
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,640
Yeah, for a very short period of time.
1067
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,640
No, for long.
1068
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,640
Why?
1069
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,640
No, that's just shocking to me.
1070
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640
That doesn't strike you as a hockey guy.
1071
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,640
No.
1072
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,640
What do I strike you as?
1073
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,640
Go ahead, say it.
1074
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,640
Badminton.
1075
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,640
Badminton.
1076
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,640
Fuck you.
1077
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,640
You think he's running around with like fucking.
1078
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,000
Cody, I'm going to break your fucking knees.
1079
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,640
Fucking polo shorts and fucking.
1080
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,640
No, no, I'm joking.
1081
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,920
I'm going to push you up against the glass in the hockey rink.
1082
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,920
You come at me.
1083
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,920
Sounds very gay.
1084
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,400
I'm going to check it.
1085
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,400
It will be.
1086
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,400
I'm going to punch him and then I'm going to kiss him.
1087
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,400
And it will be a fight.
1088
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,480
No, the badminton thing was a joke.
1089
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,480
I don't know.
1090
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,960
I've never seen he was a sports person in general, though.
1091
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,640
Well, you know what I played?
1092
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,640
Track.
1093
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,640
I did do that.
1094
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,640
You know what else I did?
1095
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Piano.
1096
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,640
No, sports, Cody.
1097
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,640
Sports.
1098
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,640
You played sports?
1099
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,640
Piano is not a sport.
1100
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,640
He just said he played hockey.
1101
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,640
What sport did you play?
1102
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,640
Baseball, volleyball.
1103
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,920
OK, what do you think I played out of those two?
1104
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920
Baseball?
1105
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920
Fuck, no.
1106
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,920
Fuck baseball.
1107
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,920
Did you play volleyball?
1108
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:03,920
Yeah, I did.
1109
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,920
I did it in middle school.
1110
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:11,520
I didn't do it in high school because I don't know if they had a male team at that point
1111
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,520
when I first started.
1112
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,840
And then I was like, I'm not going to do it.
1113
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,840
We did.
1114
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,840
Yeah.
1115
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,840
You know, I think it was because there were people on the team that I didn't like.
1116
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,840
That's probably right.
1117
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,840
Dude, the fucking...
1118
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,840
We've had this conversation.
1119
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,640
Really annoying guy with a big head that I think he knows his name.
1120
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,640
Yeah.
1121
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,640
I didn't like being around him, so I said I'm not going to do it.
1122
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,920
Very loud mouthed human being.
1123
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,920
Yeah, big mouth.
1124
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,040
By high school time, the fucking...
1125
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,040
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1126
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,560
We're going to get back to the...
1127
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:37,960
But by high school time, the teams were very politicized in the way that you had established
1128
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,960
players.
1129
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,960
That's so true.
1130
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,520
The sports were woke in high school, and that's why I didn't do them.
1131
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,520
Well, that's not what I mean.
1132
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,480
What I mean is that there was fucking...
1133
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,480
There was parental...
1134
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,480
We must have played together in the co-ed.
1135
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,480
Yeah, absolutely.
1136
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,480
Did we?
1137
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,480
Yeah.
1138
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,480
Do you remember me playing?
1139
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,480
I do.
1140
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,480
I don't remember you playing at all.
1141
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,480
You little squirt.
1142
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,480
Oh my God, do you remember?
1143
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
The volleyball net.
1144
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,480
Do you remember that?
1145
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,480
What?
1146
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,480
I don't.
1147
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,480
I don't remember that, no.
1148
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,480
No?
1149
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,480
What?
1150
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,480
They called me Nalgene model.
1151
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,080
Wait, I actually almost kind of do vaguely remember that.
1152
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,400
Why'd they call you Nalgene?
1153
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,000
Because I would take hits and just fucking get up.
1154
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Oh.
1155
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Yeah.
1156
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,560
Because you could drive over him with a car and he'd only die.
1157
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,560
Everything else would be fine.
1158
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,560
You'd get a new one.
1159
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,560
Yeah, you'd get a new Cody.
1160
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,560
But yeah.
1161
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,480
You'd just spray paint my hair black and I'd be Cody.
1162
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,640
I have black hair, bud.
1163
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,720
But anyway, I'm not a sports guy because why?
1164
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:29,920
Why am I not a sports guy?
1165
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,920
It's really brown then.
1166
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,920
Why couldn't I be a sports guy?
1167
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,440
Well, because you stated that you're not a competitive human being.
1168
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,440
I'm not.
1169
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,840
So like that in-
1170
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,640
I like accomplishing things though.
1171
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,640
And I like games.
1172
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,920
I like games a lot.
1173
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,920
I like games too.
1174
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,920
Yeah.
1175
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:42,920
Yeah.
1176
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:43,920
I don't know.
1177
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,040
It's just like false memory or something.
1178
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,040
I don't know.
1179
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,040
Here's the thing.
1180
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,720
Team sports are different than like a singular thing.
1181
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,880
Like if I'm one on one against somebody, that's a lot different than being on a team.
1182
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,880
Being on a team feels great.
1183
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:54,880
You don't like team work.
1184
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,880
Team work feels great.
1185
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,160
I'm just, I'm not like, I'm not a Joey Chestnut.
1186
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,840
I'm not getting up there to be like, I fucking did it.
1187
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,840
Me.
1188
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,840
You know?
1189
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,840
Yeah.
1190
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,280
I don't want to fucking-
1191
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,280
Yeah.
1192
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:13,560
I like to commit my efforts to a team because it's kind of like Liam saying, I don't think
1193
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:19,960
of people that do individual sports that way, but I feel that way when I'm competing that
1194
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:20,960
it's all about me.
1195
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,440
So I don't like to do individual things.
1196
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,440
Like-
1197
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,440
Yeah.
1198
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,440
I don't like to do individual things.
1199
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,320
So I like to put my efforts towards a team because when the team wins, it feels really
1200
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,320
good and I like to be like, yeah, we did a thing.
1201
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:36,120
Whereas like, I don't know, individual sports, I'm always like, I don't know.
1202
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,000
Did you feel that every time that you won one of your skirmishes in army?
1203
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
I mean, yeah.
1204
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Were you scrammed?
1205
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Were you scrammed?
1206
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Scrammed all over the battlefield?
1207
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Yeah.
1208
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,920
If we did something really well and then you let people know afterward, that felt fucking
1209
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:55,120
good, especially if you do it flawlessly or you get your immediate superiors like, dude,
1210
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,120
that was fucking tight.
1211
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,600
You're like, oh yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
1212
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:04,480
So going back to Matt Stoney real quick, he destroyed the Olympians.
1213
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,480
He ate 53.
1214
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,480
What was it?
1215
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,480
Three minutes?
1216
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:13,840
I think the Olympians should be taken out back with Rob Riggle and Joey Chestnut.
1217
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,220
He ate 53 to their 36.
1218
00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:18,640
So they all ate 12.
1219
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,120
So you're telling me that, how many, was it 10 minutes?
1220
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,120
Oh no, this was-
1221
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,120
Three minutes?
1222
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,120
Yeah, it was something lower than that.
1223
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,720
Yeah, three minutes.
1224
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,800
So in three minutes, each of them just ate a dozen wings, basically.
1225
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,800
Yeah.
1226
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800
They ate four.
1227
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,800
Okay.
1228
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,680
With the hot dog thing, I know that's hard.
1229
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,680
Three minutes to eat 12 wings, that is a ridiculous amount of time.
1230
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,160
You should be able to eat more than 12 wings per person.
1231
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,240
I could absolutely do that.
1232
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,400
I can say with confidence that I could do better than those Olympians.
1233
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,040
But I guess they're not Olympians because they're good at everything.
1234
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,400
They're Olympians because they're stupidly good at one thing and they probably suck at
1235
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,400
everything else.
1236
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,400
Yeah.
1237
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:58,480
I'm joking, the next competition was by Leah Shutcover.
1238
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,480
I know where this is going.
1239
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,920
Be respectful Cody, because this is the most beautiful woman that any of us have ever seen
1240
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,440
and she did an incredibly impressive thing.
1241
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:13,560
She has set dozens of records before, but she set the record for most watermelon eaten
1242
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,560
in four minutes.
1243
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Yes.
1244
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,560
Which was-
1245
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:17,560
It was like over four pounds.
1246
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:18,560
It was four pounds, yeah.
1247
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,560
Yeah.
1248
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,560
With 30 seconds to spare.
1249
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,560
Yep.
1250
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,760
And she basically stunted on everybody by waiting.
1251
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,200
She was running out the clock.
1252
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,520
Yeah, she ran out the clock.
1253
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:32,080
And by God, that woman was radiant as she ate that watermelon.
1254
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:37,160
I remember Rob Riegel saying that she could bite and swallow at the same time.
1255
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,960
Yeah, he did make a point of saying that and that was another moment where I thought, I
1256
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:46,400
need to go to the store that Austin works at, get myself something.
1257
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,000
Bring that dude out back.
1258
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,080
But yeah, no, those were the only two other ones.
1259
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:57,240
But I think the biggest thing about this was I completely forgot that Netflix is bringing
1260
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,240
the WWE.
1261
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:03,080
Yes, they're streaming WWE content starting in January.
1262
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,080
Yeah, and I completely, I think I had said something about that at some point to maybe
1263
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:11,640
someone, somewhere at some point in time and I had completely forgotten about that.
1264
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,920
But then when you guys turned on the TV while I was on the grill, you were like, oh yeah,
1265
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,840
it's presented by WWE.
1266
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,840
Completely forgot.
1267
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,840
Yeah.
1268
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,040
I was hoping you'd say something else.
1269
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,000
Oh, did you want me to expound on that?
1270
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Yeah, I think that's great.
1271
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:31,160
I think that the pageantry, well, that's why, so I had put forth a theory when we first
1272
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,920
started watching that because it was a WWE event, then it would be scripted and the ending
1273
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,400
would already be ready to go.
1274
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,400
Right?
1275
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,680
So I thought to myself, these guys are coming back.
1276
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,640
Kobayashi retired earlier this year.
1277
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,040
What would be the best story?
1278
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:51,120
If you're talking WWE storylines, is the best story they come back three to two record,
1279
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:59,240
Chestnut three, Kobayashi two, Kobayashi loses and Chestnut takes a fourth win and then Kobayashi
1280
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,240
retires for good.
1281
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,280
That's not a good story.
1282
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,280
That sucks.
1283
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,080
That's depressing and stupid.
1284
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,400
But Kobayashi wins, you get a three, three tie.
1285
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,040
That means you guys do another fucking event.
1286
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,040
Yeah.
1287
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,040
Yeah, that would make sense.
1288
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:16,280
I mean, if you get a crazy upset victory from the guy that everybody thinks is going to
1289
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:21,200
lose, you get another event, you get even more hype for that one.
1290
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,440
And you get Matt Stoney to go up against football players.
1291
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,200
And then we get another chance to hang out and eat hot dogs.
1292
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,200
That's true.
1293
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,200
That's true.
1294
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,320
We get another chance to maybe see that beautiful, beautiful water melon eating woman.
1295
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,320
We all agreed.
1296
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,320
Everyone in that room agreed.
1297
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,320
I'm not being weird.
1298
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,320
This is...
1299
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,320
Austin was too busy looking at the redhead.
1300
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,320
That's true.
1301
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,320
The redhead was really cute.
1302
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,320
What?
1303
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,960
You also noticed something about the man standing next to it, didn't you?
1304
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,960
No, that was not me.
1305
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:46,960
That was the studio manager.
1306
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:47,960
That was me.
1307
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,640
Then it was you guys.
1308
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,640
The attractive black man.
1309
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,440
What was it you noticed about him?
1310
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,280
Oh, he had a washboard abs.
1311
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,280
He was very attractive.
1312
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,000
No, there was something else you noticed about him that you specified.
1313
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,120
Yeah, that was not Cody.
1314
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,120
I think it was Cody.
1315
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,120
No, it was not.
1316
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,440
It was the studio manager.
1317
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,680
I don't remember.
1318
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,160
I think you pointed to his erection.
1319
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,160
Yeah.
1320
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,160
That was not me.
1321
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,160
Okay.
1322
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,160
Well, regardless, yes.
1323
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,680
Austin was not paying attention to the real subject of the event.
1324
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:20,360
You were looking at some tiny little way fished redheaded girl.
1325
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,160
It's one of those things where they clearly put...
1326
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,120
They pick people out of the audience to stand right behind so you get the really handsome
1327
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,160
man and then this woman.
1328
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,440
Is it that big of a deal?
1329
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,080
Yeah, you should have been paying attention to what matters, Austin.
1330
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,680
You're saying that they put distractors up and I fell for it.
1331
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,680
You did.
1332
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:43,520
You fell for it just like you fell for Rob Riggle.
1333
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,520
Rob's diggle.
1334
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,520
I don't know.
1335
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,520
I thought she was cute.
1336
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,520
The black dude had huge abs.
1337
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:50,520
Do you want her number?
1338
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,520
We could probably get you her number.
1339
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,520
No, I don't think you can.
1340
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,520
I would be impressed.
1341
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,520
The internet is a beautiful tool.
1342
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,280
If we get communities to band together to get you her number.
1343
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,520
You think that you can stalk this redheaded girl?
1344
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,520
No, no stalking.
1345
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,080
Maybe we could get you her number.
1346
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,880
It'd probably be pretty stalky.
1347
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,880
No, no.
1348
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,520
If we do a hashtag, let's get Austin that red hair girl's number.
1349
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,440
What's embarrassing about true love, Austin?
1350
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,440
Oh my God.
1351
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,440
I'm going to skirt by this real quick.
1352
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,520
I'm going to help you, Austin.
1353
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:22,160
There were specific different rules for this competition compared to just the regular Nathan's
1354
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,160
hot dog eating contest.
1355
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,160
Yes.
1356
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,160
10 minutes, same thing.
1357
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:30,080
But for this, you couldn't dunk or pour water on your hot dogs or buns.
1358
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:37,400
Which was a rule that was suggested, not demanded, by Kobayashi because I guess there had been
1359
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:43,360
some question of legitimacy because I guess people would leave the buns in the water for
1360
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,920
long enough that they would disintegrate.
1361
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,920
Yeah.
1362
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,920
And then you just drink the water.
1363
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:47,920
Yeah.
1364
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:48,920
Yeah.
1365
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,120
And then Kobayashi or Chestnut was like, ah.
1366
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,320
This guy only wants that because he won against me when we had that as a rule.
1367
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,320
And I was like, yeah.
1368
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,320
Yeah.
1369
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,320
That makes sense.
1370
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,320
Yeah.
1371
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,320
I think that's fair.
1372
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:06,880
He only wants that because he's from Japan and his country's surrounded by water.
1373
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:10,800
The third rule was no separation of hot dog and buns.
1374
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:16,000
The fourth rule was penalties will be issued for breaking rules or regulations.
1375
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:21,960
The fifth rule was 30 seconds to finish what's left in their mouth after the 10 minutes.
1376
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,640
Excessive crumbs are weighed and deducted from scores if necessary.
1377
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,960
And that was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
1378
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:28,960
It was terrible.
1379
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,440
Just brushing the shit off of them and then scraping it up from the floor with just a
1380
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,320
wet hot dog munch.
1381
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,240
Or when they went over to Kobayashi and had him spit it out.
1382
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,240
Yeah, that was nasty.
1383
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,800
They inspect their mouths at the end.
1384
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:45,360
So when Joey Chestnut opened his mouth and just like a black hole was inside of it.
1385
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,160
Oh, this was for a championship belt too.
1386
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,640
Yeah, they got a WWE belt, which I think is very funny.
1387
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,120
So now Joey Chestnut has that, which means it means nothing.
1388
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,120
Bastards.
1389
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,760
So I have some hot dog facts for you guys.
1390
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,280
I don't know if you're ready for this.
1391
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,280
I'm so ready.
1392
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,280
Makes me hungry.
1393
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,280
Who'll get you a hot dog?
1394
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,280
Don't worry.
1395
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,920
According to the website, hot dog, the national hot dog.
1396
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,920
Hot dog.com.
1397
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:09,320
National hot dog sausage council.
1398
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,080
National hot dog sausage.
1399
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,320
Hot dog sausage council.
1400
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,320
Hot dog and sausage.
1401
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,040
Put me on the council and not make me a Meyers.
1402
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,040
The NHDSC.
1403
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,040
Correct.
1404
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,040
Of course.
1405
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,040
Why didn't you say the NHDSC?
1406
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,360
I would have known.
1407
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,960
According to this, on a recent survey data, Americans purchase.
1408
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,240
It's fucking disgusting.
1409
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:31,560
350 million pounds of hot dogs at retail stores.
1410
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,560
Why is it disgusting?
1411
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,040
9 billion hot dogs.
1412
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,040
When?
1413
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,040
Over what period of time?
1414
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,040
Every year.
1415
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:42,800
I feel like if you put any food source into like a compendium of within relation to the
1416
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,040
nation, it's gross.
1417
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,920
The council estimates Americans consume 20 billion hot dogs per year.
1418
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,520
More than twice the resale source figures.
1419
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,320
That works out to be about blank per person a year.
1420
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,320
What do you mean blank?
1421
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,320
I'm letting you guys guess.
1422
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,640
He's letting us guess.
1423
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:06,320
That works out to be, I don't know, 142.
1424
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,240
So you say it's 9 billion a year.
1425
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,240
Correct.
1426
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:11,240
And there's eight hot dogs in a packet of hot dogs.
1427
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,240
Sometimes.
1428
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,240
What do you mean sometimes?
1429
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,240
You can buy big packets.
1430
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,240
You can buy them of 16.
1431
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:18,280
Well, and you have to remember this is going to be skewed too because some people might
1432
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,880
buy zero hot dogs a year.
1433
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,160
So when they're averaging it out to everyone, it's going to sound like a ridiculous amount.
1434
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:27,680
The real scary thing about this is that those people that aren't buying any a year, so they're
1435
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,480
at zero, those get shifted over to another person.
1436
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,040
There's another person buying exorbitantly more hot dogs than this a year.
1437
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,040
It's me.
1438
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,080
I think the average is 142.
1439
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,520
30 hot dogs?
1440
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,520
70 hot dogs a year.
1441
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:40,520
70 hot dogs.
1442
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,520
Who's closer there?
1443
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,520
Me.
1444
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,520
You.
1445
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,520
That's right.
1446
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:45,520
Price is right rules, bitch.
1447
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,520
I win.
1448
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,520
Yeah.
1449
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,520
How many hot dogs do you think you eat a year?
1450
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,840
Oh man, I don't really seek them out.
1451
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,040
How many did we eat the other day?
1452
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,040
I had two.
1453
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,000
I had two as well.
1454
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,800
That's all the hot dogs I've had this year.
1455
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,040
Actually, that's not true.
1456
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,520
This year I did actually buy hot dogs because they were on clearance.
1457
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,520
Veggie hot dogs.
1458
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,520
And I was like, oh, okay.
1459
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,240
So I've eaten a couple, but in a normal year, probably two.
1460
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,960
I'm not a hot dog guy, really.
1461
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:09,960
I'm a hot dog guy.
1462
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,960
Yeah, I'm a hot dog guy.
1463
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,000
I kind of keep them on deck for when I don't want to make anything else.
1464
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
That does seem to be the vibe.
1465
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Yeah.
1466
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Makes sense.
1467
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
So easy.
1468
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Throw them in a pan.
1469
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,960
Even if oddly enough, put them in mashed potatoes.
1470
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:21,960
I know that sounds wild.
1471
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,240
What's odd about that at all?
1472
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:26,560
I've never thought about that because I've never like mac and cheese basically.
1473
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,640
Mac and cheese and hot dogs, classic combo.
1474
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,640
Yes.
1475
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,840
Well, I know that because when I was living in Russia, that was like our quick.
1476
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:33,840
Not living.
1477
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,480
That makes it sound so extravagant.
1478
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:39,360
When I visited Russia, that was like our quick snack thing because we were teenagers.
1479
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,360
Hot dog and potato.
1480
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,360
Yeah.
1481
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,920
You just fucking make mashed potatoes and hot dogs.
1482
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:48,600
I always used to love when I eat fried chicken, use the mashed potatoes as like a dip almost
1483
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,600
or like a sauce.
1484
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,600
Oh, yeah.
1485
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,600
You're not a potato guy?
1486
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:52,960
No, I'm a big potato guy.
1487
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:53,960
But you wouldn't do that?
1488
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,960
I've never thought of it.
1489
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,960
You only eat fried chicken?
1490
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,960
I've never thought of it.
1491
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,960
Give it a try.
1492
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,160
Next time you have fried chicken and mashed potatoes.
1493
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,160
Is that a KFC thing?
1494
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,520
They do both mashed potatoes and fried chicken and KFC, but I don't think they like actively
1495
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:08,160
encourage you to put the fried chicken in the mashed potato.
1496
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,160
I'm just a glutton.
1497
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,160
That's all.
1498
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,160
Well, and it all goes to the same place.
1499
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,160
That's what I mean.
1500
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,160
So it makes the flavor.
1501
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,160
They're complimentary.
1502
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,160
They're pretty nice.
1503
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,200
As a kid, I would eat things individually.
1504
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,200
And then once I got into the army, I realized you can't really do it.
1505
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,720
So I would just combine everything on my plate at the chow hall and then eat it all at one
1506
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,720
time.
1507
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:25,720
That's smart.
1508
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:28,080
I think you have 10 minutes start to finish.
1509
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:33,360
You put it in a ziplock bag and just shake it up and then just like Cody eating the shredded
1510
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,360
cheese at night.
1511
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,360
I fucking would, dude.
1512
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:39,840
I think it's 10 minutes from the moment the last person at your table sits down and then
1513
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,840
the timer starts.
1514
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,040
And then when the 10 minutes runs up, it's like, get the fuck up.
1515
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,040
Get the fuck out of here.
1516
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,040
Go, go, go.
1517
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,520
I mean, you have a training schedule to meet.
1518
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,480
You can't sit there and wait for everyone to eat and finish their shit.
1519
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,360
So you shovel it in and go.
1520
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,680
10 minutes is pretty generous, actually, especially when fucking Joey Chestnut can eat
1521
00:51:55,680 --> 00:52:00,040
like 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
1522
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,200
A trainee should be able to eat a meal.
1523
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,320
How many nails do you think he could eat in 10 minutes?
1524
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,320
Like nails?
1525
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,320
Like metal nails?
1526
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,320
Yeah.
1527
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,320
Hundreds.
1528
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,600
You think he could eat hundreds of nails?
1529
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:16,880
I'm pretty sure he can just open up his gullet and just.
1530
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,800
How many nails do you think we would put in Joey Chestnut?
1531
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,040
Millions.
1532
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,160
I'm just trying to find the context of the question.
1533
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,040
How is that?
1534
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,040
Hold on.
1535
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,040
No.
1536
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,040
Competition.
1537
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,040
10 minutes.
1538
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,040
Eat as many nails as possible.
1539
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,040
Joey Chestnut.
1540
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,040
And then when he dies, we skin him.
1541
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,040
Whoa, that's fucked up.
1542
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,040
What are you talking about?
1543
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,280
Well, then we could put the nails through the skin.
1544
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,280
I don't know where you're getting that.
1545
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,280
There's more surface area.
1546
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,280
I had the spirit of competition.
1547
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,840
I just wanted to set a world record for most nails eaten.
1548
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,600
You couldn't have gone with like Cheetos or something?
1549
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,600
No, that's easy.
1550
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,600
He's already done that.
1551
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,600
Has he done Cheetos?
1552
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,600
I don't know, but he's done shit like that.
1553
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,600
We talked about it last time.
1554
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,000
He had like seven different world records or something like that.
1555
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Something crazy.
1556
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,480
There'd have to be bags of Cheetos, I think.
1557
00:52:58,480 --> 00:52:59,480
No, we're talking nails.
1558
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:00,480
Like nails.
1559
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,560
Like nails you would put in the wall to put up a picture.
1560
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,560
Carpenter nails.
1561
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,560
Yeah, carpenter nails.
1562
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,160
141 hard boiled eggs in eight minutes.
1563
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,040
182 chicken wings in 30 minutes.
1564
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,360
103 crystal burgers.
1565
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,960
So how many nails do you think that is?
1566
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:14,960
590.
1567
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:15,960
Wait, 180 crystal burgers?
1568
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:16,960
What's a crystal burger?
1569
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:17,960
I have no idea.
1570
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,080
I'm assuming it's a fast food chain burger.
1571
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,080
So it's like a tiny burger probably.
1572
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,120
Like a slider.
1573
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,400
Yeah like a White Castle.
1574
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,400
But yeah, I think filling them with nails would be a good idea.
1575
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,760
I think that's a good competition.
1576
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,760
Just one person competition.
1577
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,760
Oh, you know what?
1578
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,760
Two people.
1579
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:38,080
Let's have him up against Rob Briggle so it could be like that guy with the Olympians.
1580
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,000
Oh gosh.
1581
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:45,200
Yeah, so we were eating them and I ate my hot dog in 43 seconds.
1582
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,280
Yep, you had your hot dog real quick.
1583
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:51,680
I had my hot dog real quick and then I started to realize, ow, my tooth hurts again.
1584
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:52,680
Yeah.
1585
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,280
And that didn't go away.
1586
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,120
So gotta make a call to Dr. Dog.
1587
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:02,680
I called Dr. Dog and you know, he was able to catch up.
1588
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:09,320
He was able to get me in and I got my tooth extracted.
1589
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,320
Was this the baby tooth?
1590
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,320
No.
1591
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,320
Still got that one.
1592
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,320
I still got that one.
1593
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,320
Keeping that for safekeeping.
1594
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,320
For good luck.
1595
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,320
Good luck.
1596
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,320
It's your rabbit's foot but it's in your mouth.
1597
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,320
Yeah, it's my rabbit's tooth.
1598
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaking of rabbit's tooth, so the doctor dentist took it out, right?
1599
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,640
And I was like, okay, cool.
1600
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,800
That was actually kind of quick and painless.
1601
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,800
No big deal.
1602
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:38,440
Because they had given me the option to do a root canal or just get it extracted and
1603
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:43,160
I was like, three visits for a root canal, one visit to get it extracted and then I can
1604
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,000
just get an implant later.
1605
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,000
No big deal.
1606
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
I'll just get it fucking out.
1607
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Done.
1608
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,120
Wipe my hands clean.
1609
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,120
I'm out of here.
1610
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:55,840
They spent like 30 minutes trying to fucking wiggle it out of my fucking mouth because
1611
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,680
the roots were strong.
1612
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,680
Yeah.
1613
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,400
The band.
1614
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:07,800
And so I stand up and they novocaine my mouth and all this stuff and I'm like, okay, perfect.
1615
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,200
And they're like, here, have your packet of the stuff that gauze or whatever because it's
1616
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,480
going to keep bleeding for a little while.
1617
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,480
No big deal.
1618
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,480
I was like, perfect.
1619
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,480
Thank you so much.
1620
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:22,160
I don't know any way that I could keep the tooth and the dental assistant's like, yeah,
1621
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,160
sure.
1622
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,160
And she started walking over.
1623
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,880
She's like, yeah, I'll just have to clean it and all this stuff.
1624
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,000
And the dentist himself was like, why the fuck would you want the tooth?
1625
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,520
Did it let you keep it?
1626
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,080
And he was like, it's a biohazard.
1627
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,080
I can't let you keep it.
1628
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,080
What are you talking about?
1629
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,320
I got to keep my wisdom teeth.
1630
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,760
So I was like, oh, well.
1631
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,040
He absolutely could have let you keep it.
1632
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,280
And he was like, what did he say?
1633
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,920
He said, dude, it's got a hole in it.
1634
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,240
You can't even make it like a fucking necklace.
1635
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,000
So I didn't get to keep the tooth.
1636
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
But I have a picture of it.
1637
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,680
You absolutely should have been able to keep that tooth.
1638
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,640
Do you want to see a picture of the tooth?
1639
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,640
Sure.
1640
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:56,640
Yeah, yeah.
1641
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:57,640
Show it to us.
1642
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,640
It's not like they had hot dog damage all the way through.
1643
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,880
Like if they had to amputate something, then they wouldn't give you like that part of you
1644
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:03,880
back.
1645
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:04,880
But like a tooth?
1646
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,880
They should.
1647
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:06,880
I think they should.
1648
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,480
I actually have a strong opinion about this.
1649
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,280
Oh my God, dude.
1650
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,040
Oh, it's just completely hollow.
1651
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,840
Oh, wow.
1652
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,480
It's almost not even recognizable as a tooth.
1653
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:19,480
Wow.
1654
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,320
So like you could see the top and it looked fine.
1655
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:25,200
But that was the all the inside.
1656
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,200
Wow.
1657
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,720
It was like completely eaten out.
1658
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:30,360
No pun intended.
1659
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:31,840
No hot dog gone uneaten.
1660
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,240
I can't look away from that.
1661
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,240
That's really interesting.
1662
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:35,240
Yeah.
1663
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,240
But they should let you keep that.
1664
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,800
I got to keep my teeth when I got my wisdom teeth out.
1665
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,800
Yeah, you should let me keep them.
1666
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,200
Are they all in one piece or did they pulverize them?
1667
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,200
They're all in one piece.
1668
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,640
I could bring them in if you guys wanted.
1669
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,880
Yeah, do it.
1670
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:46,880
It was really funny.
1671
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:51,160
He was like, when you inevitably you're going to have to spit because you'll have blood
1672
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,160
residue or whatever.
1673
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,200
And he goes, just kind of let it dribble out.
1674
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,240
You don't want to dry sock it.
1675
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:57,240
Yeah.
1676
00:56:57,240 --> 00:57:02,920
He was like, yeah, just don't like, how would you say it?
1677
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,920
And I was like, hawk to a.
1678
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:05,920
Oh my God.
1679
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:11,600
And he goes, you can't see it, but I'm smiling right now.
1680
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,320
You thought it was funny.
1681
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,760
Did the dentist ask you to hawk to on his penis?
1682
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:16,760
No.
1683
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,120
Wait, so you just have to let like, so you can't spit?
1684
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,120
No.
1685
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:23,440
So after you get a tooth removed, you know, there's something you can get called dry sock
1686
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,440
it, which is really painful.
1687
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,440
Yeah, you're not supposed to stick your tongue in it.
1688
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,440
Yeah.
1689
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,240
So spitting or creating any kind of suction in your mouth is bad for it.
1690
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,240
Yeah.
1691
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,160
So it's not so much that you can't spit, it's that you shouldn't so that you don't create
1692
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,280
that and like get gunk in there.
1693
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,280
Yeah.
1694
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,120
And they're like, don't eat rice or like.
1695
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,240
You're also trying to encourage your tooth to clot up.
1696
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:45,920
And if you try to spit, you might accidentally suck the clot out of the fucking tooth hole.
1697
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,920
Exactly.
1698
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:47,920
So I.
1699
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,400
And then like the sutures were starting to come out the other day.
1700
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,840
And I was like, well, that's supposed to happen.
1701
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,840
No, yeah.
1702
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:57,760
But it was like as I was eating something and I was like, oh, this sucks.
1703
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,760
And it's like hanging down, like hitting my tongue.
1704
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,720
And I'm like, I know I really, really shouldn't pull them out.
1705
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,720
Did you?
1706
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:10,480
One, the last one, because it was like impeding me from like talking and like explaining stuff.
1707
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,880
And I was like, this sucks.
1708
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,080
But yeah, no, I got it out.
1709
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,760
My tooth, my tooth is all gone.
1710
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,920
But you feel better now?
1711
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:17,920
Oh, God.
1712
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:21,400
Do you think that would make your forty three seconds faster or slower now that it's gone?
1713
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,400
Slower.
1714
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,400
Slower.
1715
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,400
So maybe we can't compete today then.
1716
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,400
I definitely can.
1717
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,400
Nonsense.
1718
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,840
This is just as fair as Joey Chestnut's matchup with Kobayashi.
1719
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,320
We can we can one out dog.
1720
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,160
We'll do one.
1721
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,400
The valiant Japanese man is recovering from an injury.
1722
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:38,400
Of course, the all American strong man comes in and says this is a fair matchup.
1723
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:43,440
I'm going to show up in my B-29, park it outside.
1724
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,560
I'm here to compete, boys.
1725
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,560
And if I lose, I got problems.
1726
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,560
All right.
1727
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,560
I'll make it happen.
1728
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,560
Yeah.
1729
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,760
You don't want to see what's what's in the back of the plane.
1730
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,760
Yeah.
1731
00:58:54,760 --> 00:59:03,880
Other than that, that's the follow up to the Nathan's hot dog eating contest.
1732
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:10,040
If that woman who did the watermelon is out there, if she ever hears this, please just
1733
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,040
call us.
1734
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,040
Like, can you call?
1735
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,240
Just email the email that we have.
1736
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,240
Cody's real email.
1737
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,240
Call me.
1738
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,240
Just call.
1739
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:22,200
I just want to know your life story because you're so talented.
1740
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,400
And it was captivating watching you do that.
1741
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,640
So I think these guys all feel the same, even if Austin was too caught up looking at that
1742
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,640
girl.
1743
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:30,640
But yeah, she did a really good job.
1744
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,640
Hashtag find Austin the redheaded girl's number.
1745
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:38,440
Once it was put out that she ate four pounds, I was like, OK, now it sounds impressive.
1746
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:42,520
Before I was like too late because you just weren't even considering her.
1747
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:46,160
I wasn't because they were like, oh, she's going to eat watermelon.
1748
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,160
I'm the one saying this.
1749
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,160
And this woman was British.
1750
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,840
Yeah, that is surprising.
1751
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:54,120
But the thing is, you see true talent and it's captivating and you can't deny it.
1752
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:59,200
And I'm just surprised that you concede to that because it never every nation has its
1753
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,200
exceptions.
1754
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,880
That's all I'm saying.
1755
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:06,720
You know, the great people of our favorite, the most blessed of places, Australia, they
1756
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:11,080
originally came from jolly old London.
1757
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,240
But now they're the chosen people.
1758
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:18,880
So hey, Australia, if we have any Australian listeners, listen to me, email me at Cody's
1759
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,200
really email at Gmail dot com.
1760
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,200
Follow me on.
1761
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:27,000
Follow the Learn to Sperm a podcast on Instagram and send Tim Tams to the address that Cody's
1762
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
going to give you.
1763
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,360
I'm going to send you a P.O. box number.
1764
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,440
Send me the Tim Tams.
1765
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:36,480
My teeth will fall out more, but it's a risk I'm willing to take because Tim Tams are so
1766
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,480
fucking good.
1767
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,720
I don't know what a Tim Tam is, but if you got them, send a five pound box because Cody
1768
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,960
will accept no less.
1769
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:42,960
Yep.
1770
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,120
Oh, and we sympathize with you.
1771
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,240
They used to put 10 in there.
1772
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,240
Now there's nine.
1773
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,240
They're fucking bullshit.
1774
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:48,240
That is a rip off.
1775
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,760
I don't even know what it is, but it still sounds like a rip off.
1776
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,400
Tim Tams are like better Kit Kats.
1777
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:55,280
I'd like to say we should watch more Danger Five so that you guys can get up to speed
1778
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,560
on Australian culture because it's very important.
1779
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,240
Australia, we love you.
1780
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,360
I love you.
1781
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,880
I almost moved to you.
1782
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,240
That was it.
1783
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,240
That's all I had to say.
1784
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,240
Wait, did you almost move there?
1785
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,240
I was like a couple weeks.
1786
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,240
I was like, huh?
1787
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,240
Was it because of the misfits?
1788
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:09,240
No.
1789
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,240
I could easily see you getting captivated by them.
1790
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,760
Can you tell the story of how you almost moved there?
1791
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:18,520
I was like three weeks away, like in 2021 from just saying fucking just moving to Australia.
1792
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,520
Really?
1793
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,520
You're just going to leave us all behind?
1794
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,800
Well, you were still in the military.
1795
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,800
He said, crikey, mate.
1796
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,720
The love of my life is in the military.
1797
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:27,360
I would have come back at some point.
1798
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,920
Yeah, I would have figured it out.
1799
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,520
You could have come back to Australia.
1800
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:34,200
Yeah, no, because like me, Cody and the old outback.
1801
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,320
It's like one of my brothers had already done that.
1802
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,720
He left and he went to he moved to Thailand.
1803
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,720
And I was like, Thailand.
1804
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,720
Yep.
1805
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:42,720
What's he doing there?
1806
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:43,720
He teaches English.
1807
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:44,720
Oh, really?
1808
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:45,720
Yep.
1809
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:46,720
This is a brother you like.
1810
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:50,200
I'm asking because I'm trying to gauge whether I should keep my opinions to myself.
1811
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,200
No, I like my brother.
1812
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,200
Okay.
1813
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,200
All right.
1814
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,200
I'll keep my opinion to myself.
1815
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,200
Yeah, no.
1816
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,360
So I was like, I like.
1817
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,600
I should say white men move into Thailand on their own.
1818
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,160
Got a bad look to it.
1819
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,800
He had a bad look to it.
1820
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:05,800
Extenuating circumstances.
1821
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,800
Oh, no, the timer.
1822
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,800
Oh, our hot dogs are ready.
1823
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:10,800
Hot dogs.
1824
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,800
Oh, no.
1825
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,800
Anybody?
1826
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:13,800
Gunny.
1827
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:14,800
Final thoughts?
1828
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,720
Anything else going on in that brain of theirs?
1829
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:21,000
I think hot dogs are something.
1830
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,540
I don't like them really.
1831
01:02:22,540 --> 01:02:24,120
It's crazy to me that people eat so many.
1832
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:25,920
I thought you'd have more hot dog facts, honestly.
1833
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,920
Did you not?
1834
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:27,920
I can look at more, but.
1835
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,920
It's a little late now.
1836
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:29,920
Yeah.
1837
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,560
A little too late on the hot dog front.
1838
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,320
I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum.
1839
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,480
Mustard is the number one condiment used on hot dogs.
1840
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:38,480
That's a good one.
1841
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,480
That's a great one.
1842
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,480
Yeah, I do.
1843
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:44,200
Mustard is probably preferred for me on hot dogs.
1844
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,200
Close second is ketchup.
1845
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,200
Yes.
1846
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,120
Sometimes you do both.
1847
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,880
But I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum.
1848
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,280
Every time I eat a hot dog, I feel like I could eat another one.
1849
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,400
Do you feel more American?
1850
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,400
Not really.
1851
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,960
Let's try the 999 again.
1852
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:57,960
We will.
1853
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,960
We're talking about this.
1854
01:02:58,960 --> 01:02:59,960
18, 18, 18.
1855
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:01,920
We're going to do it to disc golf.
1856
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:02,920
Yeah, to disc golf.
1857
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:03,920
I think that's it.
1858
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:04,920
They changed the rules of baseball, made it lame.
1859
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,080
Now it's time to go to disc golf where teenagers play with adults.
1860
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:13,400
No, Gen Z adults play with adults.
1861
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,120
With the broccoli haircut and everything.
1862
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,120
Oh yeah?
1863
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,120
Bussin' sheesh.
1864
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:21,440
That's what the, you know, we're going to hire professionals to deal with Rob Briggle.
1865
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,400
They're going to have those haircuts.
1866
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:27,400
And that's what the, you just weren't bussin' chief.
1867
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,400
You were mid.
1868
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,400
You were mid.
1869
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,400
Truth is, you were mid from the start.
1870
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:38,320
Truth is, your comedy bits were mid from the start.
1871
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,400
My final thoughts are we should do the 999.
1872
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,840
Yes, I'm in full agreement with that.
1873
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,840
Liam, we'll come up with something else for you.
1874
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:45,840
What do you mean?
1875
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:46,840
You're not going to come up with anything else?
1876
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:47,840
Well, you don't like hot dogs.
1877
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:48,840
We'll come up with something.
1878
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:49,840
I will eat nine vegetarian hot dogs.
1879
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:50,840
I'll try.
1880
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:51,840
I'll feel like shit.
1881
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,840
Do you think you could eat nine slices of pizza?
1882
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,520
It would be way easier to do nine hot dogs.
1883
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,520
No, no, no.
1884
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,520
Slices of pizza.
1885
01:03:58,520 --> 01:03:59,520
Way easier.
1886
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:00,800
You think so?
1887
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,200
I think nine hot dogs.
1888
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,200
Well, okay.
1889
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,600
Are the hot, is it hot dogs and buns?
1890
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,600
Is that the 999?
1891
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,600
Yeah, hot dogs and buns.
1892
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:07,600
Hot dogs and buns.
1893
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,960
I could do nine hot dogs with no bun.
1894
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:09,960
Easy.
1895
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:10,960
Easy.
1896
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:14,800
Like I sit there, I think of pizza, a full pizza is 12.
1897
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:15,800
A full pizza is eight slices.
1898
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:16,800
Is it eight?
1899
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:17,800
Okay, so.
1900
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:18,800
So you're eating a whole pizza and a slice.
1901
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,880
I almost already do that.
1902
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,120
If you get a pizza.
1903
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,760
I could eat a whole pizza.
1904
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:23,760
I would feel awful.
1905
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,080
But you still need to drink the beer.
1906
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:27,080
That's the big part.
1907
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,080
I would do shots, not beer.
1908
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,080
That's my.
1909
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,400
It has to be the substance of the liquid.
1910
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,800
That's what fills you up.
1911
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,640
It's not the equivalent if you don't do it the same way.
1912
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:37,360
Are you going to do 12 ounces of straight liquor?
1913
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:38,360
Sure.
1914
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,360
Each time?
1915
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:40,360
You're fucked.
1916
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:41,360
Why not?
1917
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,360
What the hell if I'm already eating a whole pizza and a slice?
1918
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,880
It's like fucking 48 hundred calories or something.
1919
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,040
Hey man, you know, I mean, this is the challenge that we face.
1920
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,040
All right.
1921
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,040
Everyone has their cross to bear.
1922
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:55,080
You got to persevere if you want to succeed.
1923
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,560
12 ounce shots.
1924
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,720
We got to do the 999 soon because the season is ending soon.
1925
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:03,320
I'll do the 999, but only if I can do shots instead of beers.
1926
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,320
That's my one thing.
1927
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,000
I'll eat nine slices of pizza.
1928
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,320
I'll eat nine hot dogs.
1929
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,320
Whatever the food you want to.
1930
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,320
If you want to impose a bigger food for.
1931
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,160
Do you want to try like, would you just do like O duels?
1932
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,560
I just don't like beer.
1933
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,560
That's the thing.
1934
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:17,560
That's my thing.
1935
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:18,560
I just don't like beer.
1936
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,560
We'll get you something that doesn't taste like beer.
1937
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,560
What a beer that doesn't taste like beer?
1938
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,800
Yeah, we can figure something out.
1939
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,080
What is the beer that you would drink?
1940
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,640
What is the beer you guys drank for your 999?
1941
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,120
I did Twisted Teas.
1942
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,120
I did Coors Light.
1943
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,800
See, it's nine Twisted Teas.
1944
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,800
That's so much fucking sugar.
1945
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,800
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
1946
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,800
For me, that's like too sweet.
1947
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:34,800
It's too gross.
1948
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:39,000
And I don't hate beer in total, but I'm not like a beer drinker and I don't, the types
1949
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,240
of beer that I would like are not conducive to quickly drinking nine of them.
1950
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,840
See, I'm not a beer drinker either.
1951
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,680
If I drink a beer, I drink a heavier beer.
1952
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:46,680
Really?
1953
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:47,680
I'm the opposite.
1954
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:48,800
I have very fond memories of Coors Light.
1955
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,360
It was just like the easiest thing to get in the whole whole.
1956
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:57,840
I should have done, when we did the Twilight watch party where we only watched one.
1957
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:58,840
I was doing Shabash.
1958
01:05:58,840 --> 01:05:59,840
We watched two.
1959
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:00,840
We watched one.
1960
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:01,840
We watched two.
1961
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,640
We didn't watch Breaking Dawn Part 2.
1962
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,640
One.
1963
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:05,640
But there's five movies.
1964
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:06,640
You're right.
1965
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:07,640
We watched Eclipse.
1966
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:08,640
Cody.
1967
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,640
That's the only one we watched.
1968
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:12,640
Are you sure?
1969
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,200
100%.
1970
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,840
You watched it by yourself.
1971
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,960
Oh, no, we watched the second one.
1972
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:22,960
I watched the second one.
1973
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:23,960
Separate.
1974
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,120
Yeah.
1975
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,120
You showed up after me.
1976
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:28,120
I know what we watched.
1977
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:29,120
Yes.
1978
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,120
Yes.
1979
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:31,120
No.
1980
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,120
Yeah, we're right.
1981
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:33,120
Yep.
1982
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,120
Yep.
1983
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,640
I was shotgunning beers and I was like, oh, this is so much easier than I remember.
1984
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:40,360
But that's what I'm saying is if you get to the end of an inning and you haven't done
1985
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,360
your beer yet, then you shotgun one.
1986
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:43,360
You shotgun a new beer.
1987
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:47,440
Yes, then you continue to work on the passive one.
1988
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,440
That's the move.
1989
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:49,440
That's how you do it.
1990
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,640
Because you have two going at a time.
1991
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:51,640
You shotgun one and have one going.
1992
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:53,240
You have one going constantly.
1993
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:56,240
And then if you get to the end of an inning and you haven't finished that one yet, then
1994
01:06:56,240 --> 01:07:00,000
you have to shotgun one of the closed ones because that's the only way you'll keep up.
1995
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,200
Because that was my biggest problem.
1996
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,040
I was passively drinking the beer the whole time.
1997
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,960
I only got, what, four?
1998
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:05,960
Maybe three.
1999
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,560
And I got all the hot dogs.
2000
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:09,000
I wouldn't have these problems with shots.
2001
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
You had four beers.
2002
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,000
You were shot at every inning.
2003
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,000
It's easier.
2004
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
It's easier.
2005
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,040
It's way easier as opposed to a beer.
2006
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,040
Well, yeah, sure.
2007
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:19,400
You get more fucked up, but it's so much easier to get more.
2008
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,200
I could easily do the 999 with shots.
2009
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:30,280
You'd have to do like 14 hot dogs in nine shots to make it the equivalent in your stomach.
2010
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,760
Where'd you get the 14 figure?
2011
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:32,760
I know, I just guessed.
2012
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:33,760
I just fucking guessed it.
2013
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:38,680
You think nine beers versus nine shots is only a figure of five hot dogs?
2014
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,440
I mean, you have bun and dog.
2015
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:41,960
I think it's probably equivalent.
2016
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:48,760
I'm trying to figure five hot dogs put into a plank glass.
2017
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,200
Joey Chestnut would know.
2018
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,920
He would know, a disgusting motherfucker.
2019
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:57,080
All right, well, you know, we already did our final thoughts.
2020
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:58,080
Email us, please.
2021
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:05,600
I want to spend the last four minutes of my night going through the email, todysbrillemail.com,
2022
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,960
looking through all the emails you guys send us.
2023
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,680
I think it would really mean a lot to me.
2024
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,720
I think it would mean a lot to Adam because he's going to be going through a lot of stuff
2025
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:14,720
soon.
2026
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:19,760
I'll print him out with the printer I don't have and I'll send him to him while he's going
2027
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:26,720
through his trepidations and his moments of self-reflectance.
2028
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:32,000
For my sake, if you're going to email, please email us with how you think Rob Riggle should
2029
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,120
be dealt with.
2030
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:38,360
If you are or if you know Leah Schutkever, could you please have a reach out so that
2031
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:39,960
we could do an interview?
2032
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:40,960
Thank you.
2033
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,920
I'm excited to retry the 999.
2034
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,440
I think I got it this time.
2035
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:47,240
Now that we've got a dry run.
2036
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:48,240
I'm excited.
2037
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:50,320
Oh, it's going to be a wet run.
2038
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:51,320
Definitely.
2039
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,680
Oh, now it's a wet run because it's on.
2040
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,720
It's fucking on.
2041
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:59,640
I think I also ate a little too close to when the time was.
2042
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,120
Oh, that's a fool's errand.
2043
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:04,320
Well, I had breakfast and I needed something in my stomach or else I'm going to get hammered
2044
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:05,320
and fucking throw up everywhere.
2045
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:06,320
Well, that's part of the game.
2046
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:07,320
999, baby.
2047
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:08,320
We'll do a night game.
2048
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:11,320
Well, why don't you do 999 and you start at 9 a.m.?
2049
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,320
Oh, God.
2050
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:16,600
I think I'd start with hot dogs first.
2051
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:17,840
All right.
2052
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:18,840
That's enough for this.
2053
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:19,840
All right, guys.
2054
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:20,840
See you later.
2055
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:21,840
Bye.
2056
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:22,840
Bye.
2057
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:23,840
Bye.
2058
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:28,000
You've been listening to Learner's Perfect.
2059
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,560
Thanks for listening.
2060
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:34,720
We hope you learned something today.
2061
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:38,640
Until next time, goodbye.