Diving Deep into Atlantis: Hate Watching Aquaman

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We're look at us.
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We look like twins.
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We both got yellow shirts.
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Yours is a Christmas shirt, I guess.
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But look, we're twins, we're so cute together, we're.
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this is a good day, i can we're on.
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We are on a level, dan, that we've never been on before.
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What level is that?
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Same shirt, same shirt level same, same shirt level.
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Welcome.
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They watching with Dan and Tony I happen to be Dan, and I most definitely am Tony.
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Each week we watch a movie, that we convene Here to talk about the movie and we like that sort of pick movies that are terrible and Yeah this week's movie is a movie that Tony watch and hated.
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I started and turned off.
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Okay, good I thought you were.
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Different.
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Sorry, talking about a different movie.
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No, i thought you were saying that because I thought this was like an opposition to your intro.
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We, like we generally pick movies that are terrible, but this week and I was like wait, hold on a second, oh no no, i picked a movie this weekend.
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Yeah, it's a bad movie.
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It's bad, bad movie.
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It's a bad movie.
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It's um Aquaman, from Aquaman.
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I guess it's from 2023.
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It's from this year, right?
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No, no, no.
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There's another one coming out this year, 2018, can't read my own sequel comes out in the winter and we will most definitely be doing that as soon as it drops on HBO Max saves director.
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So you're like, yeah, poor James one, he, because he's the guy that did the one with the Monster in the lady and the face in the back of her head, which I'm gonna say yes, yeah, james one did like is the horror movie guy.
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He did like insidious and lights out.
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I like his horror movies.
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Yeah, he did.
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the crazy one where the woman like has like the detached baby in the back of her head and then she like does, like She's a great kung fu, which was like one of the most fun horror movies I've seen in a long time.
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Okay, okay, i love it.
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So he directed Aquaman 2018, two hours and 24 minutes.
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Um, i Didn't hate this movie, but it was a terrible movie.
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Can I ask you, do you, can you pinpoint why you didn't hate it?
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Just out of curiosity.
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I'm not sure why I didn't hate it, because there were there were pretty things in it, um.
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I'll give you that Yeah it mostly clipped along, but you could also sort of.
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It was very easy when we did tune out.
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They didn't they do like horrible piles of exposition, but they'd be like 90 seconds.
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They'd be like 90 seconds of horrible thing.
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And then then we just do something Oh, now we're fighting Fish men on the boat, and then they jump in the water and then they swim and then you know.
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So you can just sort of be like You know smoking your cigarette, you know, we'll talk about that.
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I Did, i did that, i did a little research on how.
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I can't wait to hear All about it, because it doesn't make a lot of sense, because what?
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we'll talk about the swimming right off the bat.
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Okay, yeah, they don't swim, they just are torpedoes with, with no motion.
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So it's just a person stand, they just stand there.
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They could be reading a book and swimming at a thousand miles an hour.
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Look like they're swimming.
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It looks like they don't do it flying Superman style you know, i mean, there is no motion There is no kicking of legs.
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But then there's a moment at the end of the film when Mira comes in to get Willem Dafoe I feel bad that I'm using one character in one real name and then she swims out like a dolphin.
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Oh, she does her body like this and I was like what is going on?
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Why?
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where has that been the whole movie?
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She suddenly has to swim.
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What's happening?
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It doesn't make any sense, you know, just if he went like this every once in a while, we'd be like oh, maybe get your legs a little.
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I Don't know, it's so And it's not moving.
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The water, through the water.
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it's like a kid in a bathtub with an action figure.
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It's like here goes He's here, there's a man.
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And I will be like listen, nephew, you got to kick the feet.
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He's not swimming, he's gonna sink.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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There's sometimes where their hair is like flowing very slow waves And then like they cut to other scenes where, like everybody, has all their hair very tight.
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So they don't have to do that, don't have to deal with it.
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It's just like oh boy, this is a lot of money just making this hair move.
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Guys, just tie it up, which doesn't make any sense.
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Damn, because then at the end of the movie I don't know if you notice this What's the bad guy's name, by the way.
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Why can't, i think?
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of a warm or warm.
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He's on land.
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All of a sudden, his hair is short.
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He's got like a really crop tight haircut, but just scenes before his hair was like tied up in a bun and like tied behind his head.
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They don't make any sense.
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Those are two different haircuts.
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What's going on, oh?
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Yeah, names names in this movie fairly terrible, yeah, um not that that's probably their fault.
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I mean that's got to be the comics fault.
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Yeah, I guess I don't know although ocean master made me almost pee my pants.
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And it's Patrick.
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What's his name?
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Patrick.
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Wilson.
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Patrick Wilson, who just You feel for the guy you're like.
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No, doesn't seem like the guy I'm in charge of everything To watchmen.
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When he played the owl dude and watchmen Oh, he was our dude and watch.
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He's kind of like he's he is a superhero, but he's also like depressive and not really in.
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You know, he's not a commanding presence, he's just kind of doing what he can and I was like that's the guy I don't buy this for a second where he's like the king.
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I'm sorry, i don't.
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I don't see him having that commanding presence.
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I was so waiting for the third actor veiled that will him to foe was the actual villain.
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I'm like a little bit of a friend.
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It's hard to see will him in a movie and not think that at some point He's gonna have a villainous turn, you know, but I love him to death Yeah but it wouldn't make sense for the movie to it would have.
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Well, it would have been a, it would have been a movie thing that you could do.
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Yes, yes, we never got around to doing any of the movie stuff.
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You're just like, oh my brother, why don't you just be my brother?
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It's like my brother.
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After this movie I watched, i rewatched most of Thor Ragnarok.
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That's a good movie.
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Hey, you're just like.
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You're like the the Loki Thor Brotherhood thing.
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They just got it Yeah it was just apps.
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Every one of those scenes perfect about brotherhood.
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You know Thor's interaction with Hulk and being sort of friends, sort of teammates, sort of you know Just all these different levels that are just played out with humor.
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And then you watched, like, the scene Where they fight in the arena and you compare that to the arena fight in this movie and it's like You can't.
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You can't, you can't do it, you just can't.
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Yeah, i mean, well, i'm sure we'll talk about it a little bit, but it's, it's ugly.
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It's ugly, you know.
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I mean like, and it shouldn't be because you have complete control over it, because it's all fake.
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So you can make it look any way you want.
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I mean, there's like little people like We're fighting, we stick on this.
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We're fighting.
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You're like, you know, yeah, patrick Wilson, he's not a good actor, It's just he's not up to be Yeah yeah, but he doesn't.
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He doesn't have that intimidating Like I'm the bad guy, even if I'm still a good guy, and probably in the next one, because you know they're gonna be brothers or whatever.
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But oh, are they gonna be seeing the next one?
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they're using him.
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I don't know.
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Assuming he is because the end of this movie, uh, mamo, is like when you're ready, let's talk, which is just the least exciting final line ever, but it's fine.
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You're in trouble, you're not going to jail, but I'm angry with you.
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Oh boy, i'm gonna be disappointed in you, sir.
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I've got this green suit now that looks terrible And I'm gonna keep wearing it.
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You're just like.
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You know, that's one one thing that those X-Men movies, those first X-Men movies, we're like.
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You don't need to do the suits exact, you know They don't have to look like conferences make them look like clothes, complain about that.
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So you know, i feel like it's a lose lose situation.
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You can't win if you do the costumes because they look ridiculous on human bodies, but if you don't do it, people like well, that's not the comic book.
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No, it's tough.
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Then again, i watched the second shoes.
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I've watched, i watched.
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So I watched most of the Thor Ragnarok, i watched all of Ant-Man, quantum Mania and I watched all the new Shazam.
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So I watched all these movies.
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After our comments, can we talk about all of them?
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Oh yeah, we'll talk about all of them, but like Shazam, they're wearing the costumes the whole time and never once did I think, oh, costume.
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But did you?
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but were you confused when one of the women didn't change people?
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Did that throw you for a loop?
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Well, I think the point is that they're growing into.
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I guess so, but here's my guess it's a different.
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It's a different actor from the first one, that and the first one that girl Turns into another woman and then in this one she turns into herself.
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And I was like, wait a second, i don't understand what's happening here.
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I Enjoyed it because I enjoyed watching her so well.
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I mean, you're not.
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You're not wrong, i wasn't.
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I'm not mad at seeing more screen time, i just didn't understand the continuity of the situation.
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Yeah, it's kind of interesting because, yeah, the little Asian kid is not becoming that that big Asian guy and you know, all the rest of them are not not becoming those other people ever not at all, not at all very confusing What they're trying to tell there by anyhow, okay, you know what we could do.
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So, aquaman, we start with the rainstorm.
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There's a house, a man sees a lady by the sea.
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He's the lighthouse keeper.
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It sounds like a romantic comedy.
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A man sees a lady by the sea.
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Jason, i'm all doing some voiceover.
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Those are my parents, this how they met.
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Here goes They're gonna do it.
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They're gonna do it.
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Yeah, sexy aqua lady, she kills his TV.
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They're from different worlds.
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She's never seen a dog, or a blanket, or a pillow or a fish tank.
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Yeah, yeah it's the fish.
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No, i guess here's here's a question that I have for you, tim, because we never see any other Atlanteans eat fish.
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In fact, they all seem to like Cherish the fish and be friends with the fish.
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Oh, i see the fish.
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Of course the fish, are you sure?
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What did they eat?
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I don't know, oh, they're not, i don't know, but we don't see it.
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They never eat in the whole movie.
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Curious once again.
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that's another thing is like You didn't want to have, like the, the big feast scene where they're all sitting at the big table and they're all like Strong, disagree, i want to see it I want to see them do the thing where they take the fish and then pull it out just bones.
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You know what I mean from the cartoons, like the cats doing the cartoon.
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Yeah, the cats do.
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That's what I wanted to see, because I don't understand how their world works.
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To be honest with you, do people have jobs?
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Do they have an economy?
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Why is this?
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I don't understand the society, this this.
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They work really hard not to make this a society 100%.
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So what's the what is happening?
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I don't even.
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I don't know you know, that's one of the behind it.
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It's like, okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna steal everything from Black Panther, right, and we're gonna put it under the sea, these multiple groups of people we got to bring it together to do with things, sort of, even though that's not really what we do.
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So And then we have like magical city that's, you know, has super magical technology and all this kind of stuff, but but we'll condon all that.
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That.
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That felt like it was rooted in a society that felt, you know, there are people walking around, shopping at stalls and yeah and stuff.
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This one just feels like.
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These people exist it.
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The city exists and it's there to support a gigantic army That every other sea thing is just a giant army.
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Yeah, where are the people that aren't in the army?
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Do we see normal people?
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I don't even remember.
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No, this doesn't make any sense, dan.
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This, this is dumb.
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Other than I guess people show up to the, the arena of fire or whatever, the Rina fire.
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I wonder if they had to pay for seats, and what's their currency?
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Who are you?
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I'm at Atlanta.
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I'm the Queen of Atlantis.
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I speak English.
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I Fled from a range marriage, so I'm gonna just fall in love with you because you're human.
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He also seems like a pretty nice guy.
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you know, I like him, He's even fun.
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They have a baby, they name him after a hurricane, and then she's like you're gonna have to be the one that unites the sea and the Nazi.
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See the land people, not the Nazis.
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Let me do it the Nazi.
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The sea in the unsee and then The dudes come to take her away.
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They take her away and she's like come, stand on this spear and wait for me now, dan, these people that come to get her and show up throughout the movie.
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I am confused.
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Are they Atlanteans?
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are they?
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robots.
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Here's the thing, here's we.
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This is I know a little about Aquaman.
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Okay, there's like they're supposed to be like the blue people and the white people, and then the white people Can oh no, that's a mirror.
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I'm getting confused.
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It's his Aquaman, is that this DC?
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some Mariners great, though too.
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Okay, it's, it's up in some mariners.
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Okay, it's, all of them can't.
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I mean, if it's the same, that makes sense, because some people need these like Contraptions, and then sure they break the helmets and they're like I can't breathe in here, but then other people just walk right out of the water.
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I think the Royals.
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I think the Royals can do both, and then I think the normal people.
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But then why does Pat Patrick Wilson cough up water at some point?
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When he gets?
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it's during the fight, So I guess maybe water just went down the wrong pipe.
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That happens to me sometimes.
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But he gets thrown like the water gets sucked out and he falls down And then he coughs out a bunch of water.
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Nobody does that during the transition at any other time during the move.
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I Saw a thing when I was a kid Took a monkey right.
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Okay, they did was they took a fish tank and then they hyper oxygenated the water.
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Now what does that mean?
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It's just like poured all this oxygen in the water, so it's it's sort of suspended in there, okay okay.
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But the monkey in the water, the monkey breathes in that, in the water Water and its lungs.
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But there's so much oxygen in the water the monkey can breathe.
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But you're not.
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I don't feel like you should have water in your lungs, even if you're still breathing.
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Okay, i think it's still bad.
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Yeah, i mean I'm sure over the long term, but the monkey could live.
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And then they pull the monkey out and the monkey bar saw the water out and then the monkey's breathed air.
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Okay, that kind of reminds me of the movie The Abyss.
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You remember that movie?
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Yeah, i think they did the same thing.
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That's what they did.
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It's similar because they put on those helmets and then some sort of liquid fills up and then they're like a very painful transition where they start breathing that And I always wanted to do that.
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I thought that would be cool as shit.
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Sorry, i guess I'm jealous in the monkey.
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Good job, monkey man, good job.
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So or woman I'm sorry, that was sexist.
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So she's been dragged back to Atlantis.
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Gonna have to marry King Aerovax or someone, some dude.
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Yeah, boom, fast forward.
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Jason was a little kid.
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He's at the aquarium, he's talking to the fish, he's like yo fish.
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What's happening?
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He has his Harry Potter moment Cute look kid.
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Then the kids bully him.
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He talks to this snake because he's a parcel tongue and then the snake breaks.
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Oh, i'm sorry, wrong movie here.
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Slash book.
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I mean you're trying to say that she came up with that idea.
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I mean she came up with that for a while.
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No, but I'm saying it's the exact same, like shot for shot, it looks exactly the same.
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Oh is it?
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The heart comes up over a shoulder just like the snake, and then it goes over.
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I was just like what's going on right now, guys?
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I don't know.
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I didn't read the comic book, so who knows if this scene is in the comic books where he discovers his powers?
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Okay, so he could talk to the fish and then his eyes like turn yellow What he's talking to fish.
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Yeah, that's kind of.
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Yeah Well, i feel like you have to.
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There has to be a visual thing for us to know he's talking to fish.
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Maybe that's what it is.
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So we have the titles and now we have Manta.
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Who's going to?
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the guy's going to become black?
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Manta attacks a submarine And then he shows up, and then the sailors know him and there's terrible rock music and there's fighting.
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There is terrible rock music.
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The finding is not terrible, though.
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Mamoa looks good in fight scenes.
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That's the one.
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Saving grace for me of this movie is that Mamoa.
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He looks like he can kick your ass.
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You know what I mean.
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But do they feel like fight scenes or do they just feel like something?
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I mean, is there any visceral fight scene-ness to them that you got, i didn't get it at all, the most there is in the entire movie is in this one scene.
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I'm not saying that it's good.
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I'm saying compared to the rest it's the best of the mess, because the rest of them are just hot garbage for the rest of the whole movie Okay.
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In a movie, when they fight, when the superheroes fight, which is the big conflict?
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they're not going to conflict by talking to each other.
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They're going to conflict by banging heads and hitting each other with rocks.
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You never feel it.
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I never felt it.
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I never felt like either way, that the good guy's more powerful.
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The bad guy just uses like oh, they're fighting and then someone will run away or something will happen and then we will be out of the fight.
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We don't feel like there's zero stakes, ever increased by having a fight 100%, i agree.
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I agree with you.
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But again, momoa looks okay, he looks good.
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He looks good to me He's also.
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He's a little bit not that I don't want to like body shame him because that's stupid coming from me but he's a little bit trimmer than he becomes in the future, like in Fast X.
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He's a little bit bulkier But like right now he's still at like that peak Drogo physicality and boy, he looks good.
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He's a tight beast.
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He's a tight beast man, real tight.
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So basically, manta has brought his dad with him.
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His dad gets pinned under something and then his dad ends up dying.
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Well, but first his dad gives him a knife.
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This is one of my least favorite parts of this whole movie.
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This kid how old do you think Manta is?
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He's probably 30, right, 36.
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Yeah, so 30s.
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His dad is giving him this knife that he apparently carries all the time on every mission, and then he tells him the story.
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My father gave me this.
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The kid doesn't even know the story of the knife.
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You've been working together for 20 years, so stupid.
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He should have been like grandpa's knife that he always carried and then he gave to you when you were becoming, when you, you know, when you were doing it.
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Yeah, i mean, yes, they should have given that exposition to the son.
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Because it means something to him, because right now you're giving him a knife that doesn't actually mean anything to him, because he doesn't even know the emotional way.
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It's very bad.
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It's bad writing and it very it frustrated me, dan.
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And then so his dad gets trapped and the dad dies, and so he's going to blame Aquaman for his dad dying.
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Which is so dumb.
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Because here's the thing, dan if you're a pirate, okay, let's say you and I are pirates, and that makes us bad people.
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I'm just going to say right here Every time we go do a pirate mission, it's dangerous, there's a chance that something bad is going to happen.
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You can't blame other people for your mistakes.
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I don't like this guy.
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The dad like activates a grenade to blow himself up just to make the son leave, which was just like you know.
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like let the dude die And you know he's pulling up the thing as the dad dies with the dad's like I really got to make you leave, So I'm pulling some made up.
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If you don't think I'm going to kill us both, i guess You know I mean, as you know, the whole ship couldn't just shift and the thing just rolls off of him.
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He's like, oh shit, i'm alive.
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You know what I mean.
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I don't know much about ships, about submarines, but it seems like there's a chance that it might fuck up the whole entire thing.
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Talk about the poor, this poor actor that has to play Manta.
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What do you want to talk about?
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He seems like a nice guy.
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You know, i don't.
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I don't want to hold anything against him.
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He doesn't.
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And again, this might be direction.
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What do we know him from other stuff?
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No, i don't know who he is.
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Yeah, shoot me neither.
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I wish I had seen him in something else.
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He's very stoic in this role And I'm sure that that's a choice.
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But, like your father just died, you can show a little range, even when he gets angry.
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It's very much just like you killed my father.
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I want to feel something, especially if this is now your turn, your villainous turn.
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You should be a little more upset.
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I don't know, i don't know.
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It's hard.
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It's probably James Wan's fault.
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I just think of the Black Panther guys and you're like, and Baku and the guy that puts him on.
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These guys are all like guys that chew up to scenery.
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Michael B Jordan to play their villain one of the greatest actors we have right now.
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That's an unfair comparison.
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That guy's got the emotional range of whatever has a great emotional range.
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I don't know, I don't even know what that is, But he's and he's a great villain again, because a guy whose father gets killed while he's doing bad things as a bad person, That's not a good story.
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Michael B Jordan Oh shit, Killmonger's got a great story.
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Oh boy, they did that right.
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They did that right.
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So you know that's the hard thing is you're playing in the superhero sandbox.
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You're going to get the comparisons.
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So this guy I feel for him In their fault.
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it's not like Marvel has a whole stack of those villains.
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There's only a couple that are like genuinely really good.
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And then you know, of course we still compare them, because that's what you do.
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You compare these guys to the better guys.
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That's what you do.
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But it's not like Marvel's hitting it out of the park every time.
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You know, do we see?
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just missed every time there, you know what are you going to do?
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He goes home.
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Dad's still waiting.
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They go have beer for breakfast.
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Some random dudes are all like we're going to seem like we're going to fight you, but we're not going to fight you.
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We want selfies with you, guys.
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You're a superhero.
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And then we're like more selfies, more selfies, more selfies.
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The selfies did get funny.
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Oh yeah, it was fine It was a funny scene because he starts cranky and then like four pictures in.
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He's like clearly super drunk and just having a great time And I liked it.
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I thought it's funny.
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Okay, I wrote.
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we see, oh, we were going underwater.
00:24:40.913 --> 00:24:42.529
We see some pretty manta rays.
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Certainly we never, we never live in this underwater world and get to enjoy ourselves.
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Well, because it's not really a world.
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Damn, i don't there's.
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It's not a fully formed world And that's the problem, atlantis.
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You couldn't live there, not just because I can't breathe underwater, but like it's just not a fully formed world, you can't.
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there's no world building to it And it's just not.
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It's not a real thing.
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Maybe they're going to fix that in the sequel.
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I highly doubt it.
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In that first stupid Avatar movie, which is a stupid movie, but they spend some time walking around in these environments and you know, touching creatures and things fly down and land on their hands And whether you agree with the choices they made or not, they do explore Pandora.
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Like you understand the world.
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It just doesn't make any sense, but you at least understand it, and that's one of the weaknesses with the second Avatar is we don't really spend a lot of time in this beautiful world With the water people.
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Yeah.
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Which is just like this maybe water worlds are just tough Water world Another one.
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That's a great.
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That's a great movie, that's a fun movie.
00:25:48.473 --> 00:25:53.076
Okay, So there's a meeting Willem Dafoe and a blonde guy, It's a meeting.
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They're meeting this, oh they, so they're meeting underwater in this, this sort of weird place.
00:25:57.153 --> 00:26:12.244
And there's the redhead guy And we sort of find out that there's seven kingdoms and that if you can get four of them to agree to something, then you get to become ocean master And then you can destroy everything.
00:26:12.244 --> 00:26:22.933
And then the sub comes and you're just like, and then they just the blonde guy the arm just sort of kills the sub, And then everybody's like I guess we're going to war.
00:26:23.306 --> 00:26:24.032
Let's take a.
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Let's take a quick moment, cause I feel like you're disrespecting one of my heroes right now, and that is, of course, dolph Lungren, who plays one of the other kings.
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Let's give it to this guy.
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He did great.
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Wait, dolph was Dolph was the redhead guy.
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Yeah, dolph Lungren's the redheaded guy.
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He's crushing it.
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He was okay.
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I thought I exactly that's a hundred percent.
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At some point I wrote a note.
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I was like when Dolph Lungren is your best actor in a scene, you're in a little bit of trouble.
00:26:52.425 --> 00:26:54.431
And I love Dolph Lungren, but he's not.
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He's not a thespian, right.
00:26:55.976 --> 00:26:58.933
He's just a guy that's going to kick some ass and take some names.
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But when he's like pulling the emotional weight of a scene, you're usually in trouble.
00:27:04.217 --> 00:27:04.787
You're not.
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You're not doing something, right.
00:27:06.365 --> 00:27:08.170
He felt like a king and you're like okay.
00:27:08.190 --> 00:27:08.851
A hundred percent.
00:27:08.851 --> 00:27:10.776
Yeah, i was okay with it.
00:27:10.776 --> 00:27:14.453
Oh, patrick Wilson, this poor guy.
00:27:15.285 --> 00:27:23.184
So they go to see Manta When soldiers appear and they like give him something to give him a bag of gold, i think.
00:27:23.184 --> 00:27:26.094
and then he's like I want to kill Aquaman.
00:27:26.094 --> 00:27:28.224
And they're all like here's your gold.
00:27:28.224 --> 00:27:30.204
You gave us that submarine.
00:27:30.204 --> 00:27:32.171
Now we're kind of done with you.
00:27:32.692 --> 00:27:33.394
Thanks so much.
00:27:33.394 --> 00:27:34.076
Thanks so much.
00:27:34.076 --> 00:27:36.231
So this is the first.
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I think I'm pretty sure this is the first of several moments where Patrick Wilson's character talks to humans as a water gram.
00:27:47.098 --> 00:27:50.617
Is that what you would call it, because it's not a hologram?
00:27:50.617 --> 00:27:52.224
Oh yeah, i'm pretty sure it's made out of water.
00:27:52.726 --> 00:27:54.211
He does sort of come up there a little bit.
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Is it a water gram?
00:27:55.654 --> 00:27:58.309
I don't know Water gram for you, Manta.
00:27:59.031 --> 00:28:00.977
Water, gram, water, gram, water gram.
00:28:00.977 --> 00:28:02.840
It's so weird.
00:28:02.840 --> 00:28:05.473
What a weird plot device for me.
00:28:05.473 --> 00:28:08.244
And maybe it's in the comics, i don't know.
00:28:08.244 --> 00:28:11.234
It did not work in a live action film for me.
00:28:11.234 --> 00:28:13.212
I was like this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
00:28:13.212 --> 00:28:14.858
But it's fine.
00:28:14.858 --> 00:28:16.244
It left no impression whatsoever.
00:28:21.335 --> 00:28:28.318
So I guess the war is sort of starting or something, because Aquaman and his dad are driving home and then this big wave comes.
00:28:28.338 --> 00:28:33.135
Yeah, it's retaliation for the sub attack that never really happened.
00:28:33.926 --> 00:28:38.486
So I guess now they're at war even though he has to have the four things to be Ocean Mastery.
00:28:38.486 --> 00:28:39.849
He's just preemptively warring.
00:28:40.854 --> 00:28:41.054
Yes.
00:28:41.054 --> 00:28:47.772
Well, i think it's more like a it's a you know, in boat to speak, it's a shot across the bow.
00:28:47.772 --> 00:28:49.234
Is that right Or is that plain?
00:28:49.255 --> 00:28:50.695
Yeah, that's a shot across the bow.
00:28:50.695 --> 00:28:51.676
That's, that's great.
00:28:51.717 --> 00:28:54.079
Yeah, you know what I mean, so it's not like a full war.
00:28:54.984 --> 00:28:57.244
I'm not going to kill you, but I'm going to shoot across your bow to tell you my intentions.
00:28:57.244 --> 00:28:58.393
But it's kind of like why?
00:28:58.393 --> 00:29:03.244
you did kill people, he did kill people Why are you telling people that you're going to be attacking?
00:29:03.244 --> 00:29:04.971
Don't you want to like sneak attack?
00:29:04.971 --> 00:29:06.349
Do you want to pull over this?
00:29:06.390 --> 00:29:06.611
shit.
00:29:06.611 --> 00:29:14.492
I think he knows that the humans aren't fighting him, so maybe this is his way of trying to bait them into a fight.
00:29:15.917 --> 00:29:16.882
Yeah, but how would that happen?
00:29:16.882 --> 00:29:18.557
I don't know, dan.
00:29:18.817 --> 00:29:23.248
But I'm trying to get in the mind of Patrick Wilson here and it's very tough.
00:29:24.115 --> 00:29:26.602
Did they show him how he made these waves?
00:29:26.602 --> 00:29:27.183
I don't think they did.
00:29:27.183 --> 00:29:28.185
No, they didn't want to.
00:29:28.615 --> 00:29:35.762
No, they couldn't give that away for you Doesn't make any sense At no other point in the movie does someone control water like that?
00:29:35.762 --> 00:29:36.284
I don't think.
00:29:36.284 --> 00:29:40.402
No, well, i guess maybe Mira, maybe Mira, i don't know.
00:29:40.561 --> 00:29:45.765
So here comes Mira, the two of them get split off and Mira's like water-witching it.
00:29:45.765 --> 00:29:51.104
She can like I can control water Which, which, which, which, which, which.
00:29:51.104 --> 00:29:57.117
And then they have the CPR dad, and then she witches the water out of him and then she's like call me Mira.
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And she's like thank you.
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And then she's like orb did all of this.
00:30:04.076 --> 00:30:06.925
Right and who's that, i don't know, i don't care, lady.
00:30:07.275 --> 00:30:11.424
Well, he kind of knows, because one of the foes' characters has been secretly training him.
00:30:11.424 --> 00:30:21.742
Yeah Which seems like they sort of throw like two flashbacks in during the movie that show this and we're kind of like, oh, now you're telling us this because you want to.
00:30:23.394 --> 00:30:25.461
Because you need it for the story to understand.
00:30:25.461 --> 00:30:31.144
We couldn't figure out a way to do it organically, so we're just going to add some flashbacks that don't necessarily fit.
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Let me ask you a question, Dan, about Mira.
00:30:36.684 --> 00:30:37.386
Amber Heard.
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How'd you feel I?
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only really know about from the Giant Dept Trial, Washington.
00:30:42.785 --> 00:30:43.506
Giant Dept Trial.
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I don't know that I've seen her in another movie.
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Maybe I have.
00:30:48.767 --> 00:30:51.682
Did you see Pineapple Express?
00:30:51.682 --> 00:30:55.500
Nope, that's the only other one that I know off the top of my head.
00:30:58.055 --> 00:31:00.942
She's like low rate terrible.
00:31:03.695 --> 00:31:04.116
Is that?
00:31:04.116 --> 00:31:05.339
what does that mean, Like not.
00:31:05.339 --> 00:31:06.442
Is it really really bad?
00:31:06.442 --> 00:31:16.980
No, It's just very bad, okay, well maybe my anger might okay, except, yes, when the two of them have a kiss.
00:31:17.099 --> 00:31:19.345
They have a big kiss later on in the movie.
00:31:19.345 --> 00:31:24.705
Oh, underwater, and she gets like no, i don't think it's underwater, but she gets real close to him.
00:31:24.705 --> 00:31:27.622
And you're like okay, i see it.
00:31:28.022 --> 00:31:28.785
That's when I saw it.
00:31:28.785 --> 00:31:30.390
Oh, interesting.
00:31:30.390 --> 00:31:32.174
Okay, yeah, i never saw it.
00:31:32.174 --> 00:31:35.464
I'll just tell you that We'll say that We'll leave it there.
00:31:35.464 --> 00:31:36.260
I mean, we don't have to get.
00:31:36.260 --> 00:31:38.637
I don't want to talk about the Dept Trial, because that's, that thing is a mess.
00:31:38.637 --> 00:31:45.397
From soup to nuts, right, a couple of a couple of nutters in a relationship Very scary stuff.
00:31:45.397 --> 00:31:50.040
But she's, she's garbage, she's just hot, hot garbage.
00:31:50.040 --> 00:32:08.084
In this movie There are times when I'm not even sure she can walk like a human And I at first I thought she was doing it as a character choice because she spent all her time underwater, but then at the end of the movie, when she gives her little speech, she's just like let me introduce you to King Arthur.
00:32:08.084 --> 00:32:11.759
She can't move her body like a human And it's so weird.
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:19.182
I want, i want you to go out and watch that scene there because she she's just moving so awkwardly as she talks to the people.
00:32:19.542 --> 00:32:24.086
I am a puppet, i am a lizard wearing a wearing a human suit.
00:32:24.086 --> 00:32:25.521
It's a a median.
00:32:25.934 --> 00:32:26.898
Yeah, it comes out.
00:32:26.898 --> 00:32:28.262
It's bizarre.
00:32:28.262 --> 00:32:34.983
I, she, i, i can't stand her, I can't stand it And I'm so bummed that they let her come back for the sequel.
00:32:35.934 --> 00:32:36.696
And the hair.
00:32:36.696 --> 00:32:43.022
There's like maybe a couple of scenes where it's really pretty and then a lot of the other times you're just like oh, i don't know about this way.
00:32:43.022 --> 00:32:44.586
Nope, yeah, not working, not working.
00:32:45.576 --> 00:32:46.038
Uh, it was.
00:32:46.038 --> 00:32:50.042
Yeah, i don't know, it's a weird choice on her, i don't understand.
00:32:50.042 --> 00:32:53.144
Again, it's a comic book thing, but some you're right.
00:32:53.144 --> 00:32:58.602
There's a couple of scenes where it's like they got it right that day And then the rest of the time it's like oof, you missed.
00:32:58.602 --> 00:33:02.423
I should have studied that one scene that you shot the lighting in it.
00:33:02.423 --> 00:33:03.125
That was huge.
00:33:04.076 --> 00:33:09.604
Uh, tv news shows us the decades of trash that has been thrown up on the beaches by the big waves Like okay.
00:33:09.644 --> 00:33:11.547
Yeah, Yeah, Which yeah humans?
00:33:13.454 --> 00:33:14.820
We see Dr Shin, which is uh, what's his name?
00:33:14.820 --> 00:33:15.998
Is that the Fresh Off the Boat?
00:33:16.038 --> 00:33:18.605
guy Yeah, So I forgot his name.
00:33:18.836 --> 00:33:20.537
He's, he's in both universes, Is it Ronald?
00:33:20.778 --> 00:33:24.949
Ronald Park, raymond Park, randall Park, randall Park.
00:33:25.269 --> 00:33:26.934
I wrote it down because I always forget his name.
00:33:26.934 --> 00:33:27.557
I love Randall Park.
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:28.902
I love him too.
00:33:28.902 --> 00:33:32.023
I am confused because he's also in the MCU.
00:33:32.023 --> 00:33:34.903
Are you allowed to do both simultaneously?
00:33:34.903 --> 00:33:36.823
I feel like that's against the rules.
00:33:37.155 --> 00:33:42.942
I guess there's only like three Asian male guys, and the other two were taken, so they're like gotta cast him.
00:33:43.415 --> 00:33:45.021
I guess, I guess that's it.
00:33:45.021 --> 00:33:46.520
We only got one left here.
00:33:46.976 --> 00:33:48.200
And I mean I do love him.
00:33:48.259 --> 00:33:48.701
He's great.
00:33:48.961 --> 00:34:00.519
He's great And you're like okay, well, I'd love to see him as the villain turn, because I mean it can't be any worse than the two villains we have already, because he's going to be better than them.
00:34:00.775 --> 00:34:04.766
You'd have to try really, really hard to come up worse.
00:34:05.676 --> 00:34:09.365
I kind of remember him from the Wanda and Vision miniseries.
00:34:09.365 --> 00:34:12.648
He sort of played a scientist in there and he was great.
00:34:13.050 --> 00:34:14.074
You know you're just like, like this guy.
00:34:14.074 --> 00:34:22.436
Yeah, he's like, you know, he plays an agent in that And then he's also shows up in Ant-Man the first one, Yeah, Does like the magic trick or whatever.
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:24.621
Yeah, i love him.
00:34:24.621 --> 00:34:26.403
Okay, i guess he's a shield agent.
00:34:26.403 --> 00:34:28.867
Yes, yeah, there you go.
00:34:28.867 --> 00:34:30.088
There you go.
00:34:30.088 --> 00:34:33.530
You know you're just like once again they're putting him.
00:34:33.530 --> 00:34:42.157
it looks like they're putting him in the Neboshi scientist role, which you're like he's not a cool guy, but he's like I don't know.
00:34:42.157 --> 00:34:44.443
He brings something good, so I don't know.
00:34:45.244 --> 00:34:51.346
Yeah, no, he's, he's great, i'm assuming he'll be in the sequel and maybe he'll be the lone bright spot.
00:34:51.666 --> 00:34:55.402
Yeah, He's because at the end he meets up with Manta.
00:34:55.844 --> 00:35:04.306
Yeah, and he's like going over his gadgets, yeah, yeah, and he knows about Atlantis because he's like this is Atlantean technology, isn't it?
00:35:04.306 --> 00:35:06.820
So he, he knows some shit.
00:35:06.820 --> 00:35:09.739
I don't know how, don't make any sense.
00:35:10.355 --> 00:35:13.782
So Volko who is Volko?
00:35:13.782 --> 00:35:15.746
who is what's his name?
00:35:15.746 --> 00:35:19.121
The Vizier guy, the, the, the.
00:35:19.181 --> 00:35:19.804
Willem Dafoe.
00:35:20.456 --> 00:35:25.539
The Willem, the Green Goblin, Green Goblin This is like, yeah, let's just stick with.
00:35:25.539 --> 00:35:32.606
Goblin Yeah, He's teaching a gentleman junior how to spin water and make a water shield.
00:35:32.606 --> 00:35:39.865
That is your classic shot that he's going to have to make at the end of the movie to stop the bad guy.
00:35:39.865 --> 00:35:40.467
Oh wow.
00:35:40.626 --> 00:35:50.344
Yeah, but I will say the cutaway to Willem Dafoe, like basically orgasming as he does it is probably one of my biggest laughs of the movie.
00:35:50.344 --> 00:35:54.760
His mouth is open, it's so he's doing this spin and we cut to one with phone.
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:55.201
He's like this.
00:35:55.201 --> 00:35:59.920
I was just like, oh man, this guy went six to midnight quick.
00:36:02.885 --> 00:36:03.786
Okay, we're now.
00:36:03.786 --> 00:36:08.461
We're in Mir's cool little ship which is like yeah we're cruising.
00:36:09.324 --> 00:36:15.210
It reminds me of like a Jetsons, but underwater, because I feel like it was making the sound.
00:36:15.210 --> 00:36:16.735
That was a terrible impression.
00:36:16.735 --> 00:36:18.360
Don't listen to what I just made.
00:36:18.360 --> 00:36:19.802
That was not the sound.
00:36:20.826 --> 00:36:26.416
So the scenery in this, this scene, I'm like I wouldn't mind seeing this on the big screen.
00:36:26.416 --> 00:36:28.623
I'm probably this part is very pretty on the big screen.
00:36:28.663 --> 00:36:30.097
Oh, definitely, yeah, definitely.
00:36:30.097 --> 00:36:34.655
But also I just want it to make sense as a cohesive world, like, what is?
00:36:34.655 --> 00:36:36.099
what does it all mean?
00:36:36.099 --> 00:36:38.344
It's just pretty colors, you know.
00:36:40.206 --> 00:36:49.322
And they have to go through this gate, that if you just don't go, you have to go all the way down and then go through a gate.
00:36:49.322 --> 00:36:54.224
but you could just fly through, But then there's hydro cannons but then it just blows you up.
00:36:54.224 --> 00:36:57.273
That will shoot at you, I guess.
00:36:57.355 --> 00:36:59.260
But how big is the city?
00:36:59.260 --> 00:37:00.103
How far do they?
00:37:00.204 --> 00:37:03.012
shoot, shoots, hydras at you.
00:37:03.132 --> 00:37:04.396
I don't know What does that mean?
00:37:04.396 --> 00:37:07.206
What is a hydra Like a creature?
00:37:07.547 --> 00:37:08.612
Hydras are two things.
00:37:08.612 --> 00:37:13.550
Okay, there's the mythical hydra, which is this sort of dragon headed creature.
00:37:13.550 --> 00:37:18.103
Yeah, that, if you cut off one of its heads another one grows Two heads.
00:37:18.123 --> 00:37:18.806
Yeah, that's right.
00:37:19.576 --> 00:37:20.036
That's right.
00:37:20.036 --> 00:37:29.161
And then the other hydra is this little tiny guy, maybe, maybe up to third of an inch.
00:37:29.702 --> 00:37:30.465
Like a Plankston.
00:37:31.067 --> 00:37:34.798
No, he's like a little dude And he's kind of like a little octopus.
00:37:34.798 --> 00:37:35.400
So he has little.
00:37:35.400 --> 00:37:36.844
he has little tentacles.
00:37:36.985 --> 00:37:37.726
Adorable Okay.
00:37:38.757 --> 00:37:46.280
And I think with the hydra he might be one of those creatures that if you cut it in half, that he, they multiply.
00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:47.782
Then he becomes two creatures?
00:37:47.782 --> 00:37:49.286
I think so.
00:37:49.286 --> 00:37:57.920
Or maybe he sprouts another baby out of himself, maybe he bifurcates and becomes two creatures out of one creature.
00:37:57.920 --> 00:37:59.891
Maybe that's what it is, okay.
00:37:59.891 --> 00:38:03.262
Hence the hydra name for him, as a little tiny creature.
00:38:03.583 --> 00:38:04.505
Sure, sure, sure.
00:38:04.525 --> 00:38:05.396
Those are the two hydras.
00:38:05.918 --> 00:38:07.001
So which one is it shooting?
00:38:08.045 --> 00:38:11.237
I think they want to say, like hydro cannons, shoot the water.
00:38:11.237 --> 00:38:11.637
I agree.
00:38:12.460 --> 00:38:14.206
I agree with what you say now.
00:38:14.206 --> 00:38:17.014
But listen, this movie is dumb.
00:38:17.014 --> 00:38:26.065
Also, this is going to feel a little bit random, but if you remember, at the beginning of the episode I was confused about James Wan directing Fast and Furious.
00:38:26.065 --> 00:38:28.739
It is Justin Lin, just came to my head right now.
00:38:28.739 --> 00:38:29.681
Oh yeah, justin Lin.
00:38:29.681 --> 00:38:31.567
Confuse those two people.
00:38:31.567 --> 00:38:32.376
I apologize.
00:38:32.918 --> 00:38:34.601
Jesus, we're racist, Tony.
00:38:34.902 --> 00:38:36.826
Hey, no, it's similar names.
00:38:36.826 --> 00:38:37.708
It's the names.
00:38:37.708 --> 00:38:40.963
No, yeah, probably, you're probably right.
00:38:40.963 --> 00:38:42.085
I apologize to everyone.
00:38:42.405 --> 00:38:43.655
Now do you want to talk about?
00:38:43.655 --> 00:38:44.418
I doubt it.
00:38:44.418 --> 00:38:57.539
You know, once again, I was watching the Thor at Ragnarok Of course, and it's like the camera always feels like it's a camera right Camera, camera close-up, medium shot, long shot.
00:38:57.539 --> 00:39:04.137
In this movie we have the magical 360 degree camera that goes wherever it wants.
00:39:04.177 --> 00:39:06.282
It flies to the air at 1,000 miles an hour.
00:39:07.344 --> 00:39:16.438
It's like we have the great drone shots at the beginning of every thriller And you're like, you never get tired of it because it's a beautiful shot.
00:39:16.438 --> 00:39:19.585
It's established as wherever we're at, it's okay.
00:39:19.585 --> 00:39:28.831
The roving 3D magic camera, you don't buy it Because it doesn't ground you.
00:39:28.851 --> 00:39:32.641
We talked about this before, was it Avatar?
00:39:33.485 --> 00:39:35.110
Maybe it was Avatar we talked about.
00:39:35.130 --> 00:39:35.916
This movie seemed even worse.
00:39:35.916 --> 00:39:37.324
I can't remember what it was.
00:39:37.324 --> 00:39:38.250
This movie was way worse.
00:39:38.532 --> 00:39:40.617
Yeah, it absolutely was Avatar 2, for sure.
00:39:40.918 --> 00:39:46.280
Yeah it just doesn't feel and real is a stupid term when you're talking about a movie.
00:39:46.280 --> 00:39:50.096
I guess I understand, but you never feel as if you're in a real place.
00:39:50.096 --> 00:39:53.103
It's just like if you're flying around every which way.
00:39:53.103 --> 00:39:54.786
you're discombobulated.
00:39:54.786 --> 00:39:58.065
It doesn't engross me more in the movie.
00:39:58.065 --> 00:39:59.530
I don't understand the choice at all.
00:39:59.530 --> 00:40:03.021
It pulls me away and I'm like what is going on right now?
00:40:03.021 --> 00:40:06.893
I'm free falling, free falling.
00:40:06.893 --> 00:40:10.141
Tom Petty would be pissed that they're ruining his song.
00:40:10.541 --> 00:40:22.597
And we've talked about it in fights too, where you're like, if you can't see what the frick is going on in a fight and things are just like you don't, i don't know, in fact they do both at some point.
00:40:22.833 --> 00:40:36.143
When Mira is fighting in the final battle, she I don't remember exactly what happens, but this reminded me of it She like pushes off of something and when that happens, the camera rotates 360 around her and that she hits something else.
00:40:36.143 --> 00:40:37.489
I thought it's got throw up.
00:40:37.489 --> 00:40:41.648
I was so confused I don't even know what she did, but I was like this is dumb.
00:40:41.648 --> 00:40:43.335
Don't ever do that to me again.
00:40:43.335 --> 00:40:47.648
Yeah, it looks dumb, it looks terrible.
00:40:47.648 --> 00:40:48.469
Don't do it guys.
00:40:48.469 --> 00:40:50.494
Go back to director school.
00:40:50.494 --> 00:40:52.405
I'm kidding, i don't know how to do it.
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:58.952
Mira lives in a shipwreck which has water inside of it, because I mean air inside of it Does she live there.
00:40:58.952 --> 00:41:01.728
I don't know, maybe it's her ship right out.
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:03.422
Where does anybody live?
00:41:03.422 --> 00:41:09.250
Why don't we see a house in the whole movie Mira's bed chamber.
00:41:09.250 --> 00:41:10.074
Let's go there.
00:41:10.074 --> 00:41:13.367
I don't care where we go.
00:41:13.367 --> 00:41:14.710
We got to go somewhere.
00:41:14.710 --> 00:41:18.802
But we meet in a secret ship that may or may not be something people use.
00:41:18.802 --> 00:41:19.865
Why is there air in it?
00:41:19.865 --> 00:41:21.248
How's that even possible?
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:31.498
And Wulco is there and he unrolls the map and he's all like here's what this movie's about is finding a widget, yeah.
00:41:31.498 --> 00:41:34.628
A widget to solve the problems.
00:41:34.628 --> 00:41:41.076
So that's what the next five things you're going to have to do in this movie are all going to be based on you trying to get the idea.
00:41:41.115 --> 00:41:43.349
Like a long time, like a long time, you know what I mean.
00:41:43.349 --> 00:41:45.740
Like if we just went straight there I'd be less mad.
00:41:45.740 --> 00:41:49.289
but it takes another 45 minutes once he tells me what we got to do.
00:41:51.943 --> 00:42:02.452
Oh, and then we get to see why Atlantis sank because the king made the trident and the trident was magic energy and the magic energy was too much, and so it sank, the Atlantis.
00:42:02.452 --> 00:42:04.807
And then the Atlantis and the king sat on his throne.
00:42:04.807 --> 00:42:06.976
And then we got a magic compass.
00:42:06.976 --> 00:42:17.331
And we have to look at it at the time of day when it's raining on a sunset and Indiana Jones has to go to the Lost City, and you can make another one.
00:42:18.541 --> 00:42:19.423
Oh man, i'm excited.
00:42:19.423 --> 00:42:23.157
I need to talk to you about evolution.
00:42:23.157 --> 00:42:25.965
Evolution, yeah.
00:42:25.965 --> 00:42:31.280
So whether you believe in evolution or not, that's irrelevant to this conversation.
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:33.686
Okay, so let's not talk about science too much.
00:42:33.686 --> 00:42:38.628
Evolution sank Right.
00:42:38.628 --> 00:42:40.682
Sure, they're underwater.
00:42:40.682 --> 00:42:43.010
They used to be underwater.
00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:44.744
They learned to live underwater.
00:42:44.744 --> 00:42:45.668
They learned to live.
00:42:46.260 --> 00:42:51.992
How do you learn It happens this fast Evolution doesn't take 30 seconds.
00:42:52.072 --> 00:43:00.753
Dan, probably, i'm guessing, the magic trident hyper oxygenated the water and then, as they got used to, it.
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:01.722
Shut up, stop using your hyper.
00:43:01.722 --> 00:43:04.550
You learned one science trick and you just keep using it over and over.
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:05.902
So you don't have the setup.
00:43:05.902 --> 00:43:07.027
This is now the callback.
00:43:07.648 --> 00:43:10.347
He said and I, what did you say?
00:43:10.347 --> 00:43:12.659
That's good, he said in the movie.
00:43:13.141 --> 00:43:14.606
I knew I was telling that monkey story.
00:43:14.646 --> 00:43:15.168
For a reason.
00:43:15.168 --> 00:43:18.228
For a reason, yeah, you played it off nicely, dan.
00:43:18.228 --> 00:43:18.849
I'm proud of you.
00:43:18.849 --> 00:43:20.143
I planned all that.
00:43:20.143 --> 00:43:22.786
You wrote it down.
00:43:22.786 --> 00:43:23.429
You wrote it down.
00:43:23.429 --> 00:43:24.153
You did a Tony.
00:43:24.153 --> 00:43:25.059
You wrote down your joke.
00:43:25.059 --> 00:43:25.822
It's two parts.
00:43:25.822 --> 00:43:28.708
There's probably a third part coming later, because you can't let it die.
00:43:28.708 --> 00:43:33.931
He says that they evolved to live under the water.
00:43:33.931 --> 00:43:34.932
Yeah, they did.
00:43:34.932 --> 00:43:36.943
They used the words evolved.
00:43:36.943 --> 00:43:43.663
Evolution takes, i don't know, decades, more, at least, at least, at least decades.
00:43:43.663 --> 00:43:45.268
They would all be dead.
00:43:45.268 --> 00:43:47.715
They sank under water.
00:43:47.715 --> 00:43:48.599
They're dead, dan.
00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:49.380
They're all dead.
00:43:49.380 --> 00:43:52.507
They didn't evolve into anything So dumb.
00:43:56.099 --> 00:43:58.103
And now take this record.
00:43:58.103 --> 00:44:04.443
Oh, they have to find the magical tape recorder to play the piece of rock.
00:44:05.047 --> 00:44:08.663
That's what they're looking for Magical tape recorder to play the rock Which doesn't make any sense.
00:44:08.663 --> 00:44:11.490
That's dumb, it's really dumb.
00:44:12.139 --> 00:44:15.128
And then the bad guys show up and there's a fight and he loses.
00:44:17.742 --> 00:44:19.166
Yeah, he kind of does that a lot.
00:44:20.900 --> 00:44:22.364
And so they chain him up.
00:44:22.364 --> 00:44:27.820
and then I wrote, lots of talking, a video of whales getting killed.
00:44:27.820 --> 00:44:30.208
Why is there a video of whales getting killed?
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:32.184
I don't even remember that.
00:44:32.184 --> 00:44:33.951
Is there a video of whales getting killed?
00:44:34.621 --> 00:44:40.202
I wrote down lots of talking Video of whales getting killed Maybe it's like humans are bad.
00:44:40.202 --> 00:44:43.726
Maybe it's the humans are bad, maybe he's just trying to get his more the war.
00:44:43.847 --> 00:44:45.170
You know it's all about this war.
00:44:45.170 --> 00:44:46.324
So you just look at them.
00:44:46.324 --> 00:44:48.454
They're killing the animals that we also eat.
00:44:48.454 --> 00:44:50.240
I'm confused, I don't know.
00:44:50.681 --> 00:44:55.992
So then, they're like I challenge you and the challenge is in the ring of fire.
00:44:56.900 --> 00:44:57.621
In the ring of fire.
00:44:57.621 --> 00:44:59.226
That's what it's called Now.
00:44:59.226 --> 00:45:04.380
Dan, can you explain fire to me and water?
00:45:04.420 --> 00:45:05.643
How do you do fire under water?
00:45:06.244 --> 00:45:08.411
Because there's a lot of it in this movie.
00:45:09.059 --> 00:45:12.708
Well, you could have some volcanic heat.
00:45:12.708 --> 00:45:15.333
You know, we do some volcanic heat stuff later.
00:45:16.902 --> 00:45:19.407
Okay, that's fine Sort of.
00:45:19.407 --> 00:45:21.711
But there's fire, fire in this movie.
00:45:21.711 --> 00:45:22.532
There's lots of it.
00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:23.715
That's what.
00:45:23.715 --> 00:45:31.586
when you're a comic artist, you got to fill all that space, So sometimes you're going to like you just got to put a little fire on it.
00:45:31.586 --> 00:45:33.744
Fire in there.
00:45:33.744 --> 00:45:35.829
The writer's like why did you draw fire in here?
00:45:35.869 --> 00:45:39.067
He's like you know, i had empty space in the panel.
00:45:39.208 --> 00:45:39.849
What are you going to do?
00:45:40.179 --> 00:45:41.123
Something about evolution.
00:45:41.123 --> 00:45:46.045
We evolved in 34 seconds.
00:45:46.045 --> 00:45:53.588
It was a tumultuous time in our people's So, but in the Chamber of Secrets they also have blue fire.
00:45:53.588 --> 00:45:55.010
What do you think that is?
00:45:56.161 --> 00:45:59.248
Well, I know Green fire is Greek fire.
00:45:59.248 --> 00:46:00.110
Maybe it's Greek fire.
00:46:01.541 --> 00:46:03.025
Wait, you went from green to Greek.
00:46:03.025 --> 00:46:04.168
Yeah, okay, what is that?
00:46:04.228 --> 00:46:07.646
even mean, okay, i'm going to go some more science on you, tony.
00:46:07.746 --> 00:46:08.268
Do you know what?
00:46:08.268 --> 00:46:09.722
Yes, do you know what?
00:46:09.822 --> 00:46:10.706
phosphorus is.
00:46:12.219 --> 00:46:13.262
I mean no.
00:46:13.262 --> 00:46:18.907
Do I literally, i mean it's an element of it Phosphorus is an element You are correct.
00:46:18.907 --> 00:46:21.067
I don't know what it is.
00:46:21.539 --> 00:46:22.240
I think phosphorus.
00:46:22.240 --> 00:46:27.170
When you get it wet, it burns, and so it actually will burn under water.
00:46:28.659 --> 00:46:29.141
Is this real?
00:46:29.141 --> 00:46:30.166
Are you making this up?
00:46:30.166 --> 00:46:33.731
No, i can't No, no, i'm not.
00:46:33.731 --> 00:46:34.574
It's science.
00:46:34.594 --> 00:46:36.001
That's how it works, Something like that.
00:46:36.001 --> 00:46:45.911
But phosphorus is something that once it starts burning if you put it into water, because, like, if you throw a flare, if you throw a flare into water, then it doesn't go shh.
00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:49.146
Well, i guess yeah, because it wouldn't be all that helpful.
00:46:49.146 --> 00:46:50.650
When you're in a shipwreck, then right.
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:55.903
You know like it's probably in a bis right Oh yeah, yeah, do you know how it?
00:46:55.903 --> 00:46:57.449
falls through the water, the flare burns.
00:46:58.762 --> 00:46:59.903
I mean that's, yeah, you're right.
00:46:59.903 --> 00:47:00.525
You're right.
00:47:00.525 --> 00:47:04.681
It happens in all the shark movies too, you know, oh, i guess I'm wrong.
00:47:04.681 --> 00:47:06.862
I'm a big dumb dummy, except the Halle.
00:47:06.902 --> 00:47:08.889
Berry, one with the other names.
00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:10.824
Except for Dark Tide.
00:47:10.824 --> 00:47:13.791
I wouldn't look at that one as an example of the shark genre.
00:47:13.791 --> 00:47:16.045
If you were to have said to me, dan Goodsell.
00:47:16.126 --> 00:47:20.583
I will pay you $1,000 if you can name the Halle Berry Shark movie.
00:47:20.583 --> 00:47:21.204
I'd be like.
00:47:21.204 --> 00:47:23.751
I am not winning $1,000 today.
00:47:25.443 --> 00:47:26.364
I'll be you know what?
00:47:26.364 --> 00:47:27.706
I watch it every week.
00:47:27.706 --> 00:47:28.467
I'm sorry.
00:47:28.467 --> 00:47:29.230
I love it.
00:47:29.230 --> 00:47:30.672
She looks good, So good.
00:47:33.643 --> 00:47:37.472
So we're having lunch, me and the boys, harrison and Elko Boys.
00:47:37.472 --> 00:47:44.373
They were all talking about the John Wick movies, which I've now watched, and the consensus is John Wick 3.
00:47:45.882 --> 00:47:46.804
That can't be real.
00:47:46.804 --> 00:47:47.927
It's my least favorite.
00:47:47.927 --> 00:47:53.327
John Wick 3 is the worst of all four It goes one, four, two, three.
00:47:56.724 --> 00:48:03.246
Although I talk it about to my buddy Dylan, he's all like, yeah, once they started using the horses as weapons, I was kind of out.
00:48:05.101 --> 00:48:08.731
I can understand it because they're you know, it's kind of sad to be honest with you.
00:48:09.581 --> 00:48:12.293
But 3 is the only one with that great Halle Berry.
00:48:12.293 --> 00:48:13.659
She's Halle Berry's in that one.
00:48:13.659 --> 00:48:16.351
She's like she's the best part of the whole series.
00:48:16.552 --> 00:48:18.139
Yeah, she's the worst part of the whole series.
00:48:18.139 --> 00:48:18.380
What She?
00:48:18.380 --> 00:48:19.402
she drags the whole thing down.
00:48:19.402 --> 00:48:21.568
Dan, all right, oh, yeah, torpedoes it.
00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:23.586
So that's what I was going to say.
00:48:23.586 --> 00:48:26.163
Our boy, Elko, said he's like oh yeah, I listened to your guys show.
00:48:27.902 --> 00:48:28.903
No, he doesn't, Elko.
00:48:28.903 --> 00:48:30.507
You're a liar If you listen to this.
00:48:30.507 --> 00:48:32.050
He's a liar, sweet son.
00:48:32.050 --> 00:48:34.422
So See how that wouldn't really work out.
00:48:34.422 --> 00:48:36.282
If he was lying he wouldn't be listening to it.
00:48:36.282 --> 00:48:38.188
But if he was listening to this, he's not really a liar.
00:48:39.081 --> 00:48:39.402
Okay.
00:48:39.402 --> 00:48:46.260
So I think we have another thing with the fighting Right, another flashback to we'll go teaching and fighting, whatever.
00:48:47.202 --> 00:48:49.485
And this one he's like a full teenager and the kid.
00:48:49.485 --> 00:48:54.023
I like the team He looks good, now we're good, okay.
00:48:54.045 --> 00:48:55.351
So now Orm is down there.
00:48:55.351 --> 00:49:00.027
He's all like we're going to start doing the ring of fire in a minute And then he's like hitting on Mira.
00:49:00.027 --> 00:49:01.150
Was he hitting on Mira?
00:49:02.119 --> 00:49:03.907
Aren't they supposed to get married?
00:49:03.907 --> 00:49:05.173
I don't know, I don't.
00:49:05.173 --> 00:49:05.639
I don't remember.
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:09.047
I thought that's who she was supposed to be marrying, because she's the.
00:49:09.047 --> 00:49:11.541
She's the daughter of Dolph.
00:49:11.541 --> 00:49:17.534
And I thought that's how they were uniting their kingdoms was an arranged marriage between those two.
00:49:17.534 --> 00:49:20.380
I think Dolph already said okay, so I don't know.
00:49:20.380 --> 00:49:22.085
Oh yeah, dolph was totally into it.
00:49:22.085 --> 00:49:22.907
Yeah, he loved it.
00:49:23.739 --> 00:49:30.911
And then we hear the heavy music and we're like, up here it comes, someone called someone a dick, yes, a dick.
00:49:32.820 --> 00:49:33.141
And then Moa.
00:49:33.141 --> 00:49:35.931
Moa calls Patrick a dick because he's like.
00:49:35.931 --> 00:49:40.548
I always wanted to meet my brother and tell him he's not alone.
00:49:40.548 --> 00:49:43.681
But yeah, that's cause I didn't know what a dick you'd turn into.
00:49:43.681 --> 00:49:45.286
It's pretty funny when he said it.
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:47.322
And then Orm says I hate you.
00:49:47.322 --> 00:49:53.344
And this is this is what I wrote, said with all the emotion of not hating him.
00:49:55.483 --> 00:49:56.829
Feeling pretty ambivalent.
00:49:57.527 --> 00:49:58.074
I hate you.
00:49:59.485 --> 00:49:59.887
I did.
00:49:59.887 --> 00:50:06.338
Actually, that hurts more when you say it like you don't care, because at least if you're angry with it, i know you care a little bit, all right.
00:50:07.141 --> 00:50:08.608
I'm like I hate you.
00:50:08.608 --> 00:50:11.367
You could not care about me less.
00:50:11.688 --> 00:50:12.570
That's what that means.
00:50:12.570 --> 00:50:13.413
It's like I don't even.
00:50:13.413 --> 00:50:17.528
I don't even have enough in me to get energized to tell you how much I hate you.
00:50:17.528 --> 00:50:19.340
Oh, that hurt then.
00:50:19.340 --> 00:50:21.188
That was, that was a tough moment.
00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:23.547
Now we're coming up to the best part of the whole movie.
00:50:24.902 --> 00:50:29.032
Oh, we have different best parts of the movie, because I think we already missed my favorite part.
00:50:29.032 --> 00:50:30.804
Oh you, what's your favorite part?
00:50:30.804 --> 00:50:33.487
Oh no, we didn't, because he doesn't have to try it yet.
00:50:33.487 --> 00:50:34.831
We'll put a pin in that.
00:50:35.661 --> 00:50:38.829
Are you ready for the ring of fire?
00:50:38.829 --> 00:50:41.166
I was hoping that dude was going to come out and do that.
00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:43.443
He's just in every movie.
00:50:43.443 --> 00:50:46.702
Now, that's what's going to happen this sell out, but we have to think better.
00:50:47.545 --> 00:50:50.130
We have the drumming starts, and who's playing the drums?
00:50:50.130 --> 00:50:50.452
Tony?
00:50:51.824 --> 00:50:53.068
I don't know who was playing the drums.
00:50:53.860 --> 00:50:55.045
A big octopus.
00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:58.547
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you're right, yeah, you're right.
00:50:58.547 --> 00:51:00.431
Lots and lots of drums there.
00:51:00.431 --> 00:51:03.226
Oh boy, yeah, that's funny.
00:51:03.226 --> 00:51:05.333
How would that?
00:51:05.333 --> 00:51:06.536
how would that happen?
00:51:06.536 --> 00:51:10.088
Because people, normal people, can't control the animals, right?
00:51:10.088 --> 00:51:11.244
Nope, nope, not at all.
00:51:11.244 --> 00:51:13.025
So that's just like an octopus.
00:51:13.025 --> 00:51:13.387
It's like.
00:51:13.387 --> 00:51:14.693
This is what I like to do.
00:51:14.693 --> 00:51:17.425
This is what I want to do on my day off.
00:51:17.425 --> 00:51:18.873
Is I just want to drum over here?
00:51:19.695 --> 00:51:24.628
I appreciate it, i love the best drum circle, Oh my God.
00:51:24.628 --> 00:51:28.824
So then they fight and I was like what is Arthur's, what is his flaw?
00:51:28.824 --> 00:51:31.255
What is, what is his flaw that he has to get over?
00:51:33.835 --> 00:51:34.300
He's too good looking.
00:51:34.300 --> 00:51:35.552
What is his flaw?
00:51:35.552 --> 00:51:38.208
He has no flaw.
00:51:41.931 --> 00:51:45.108
His flaw should be that he doesn't want to take charge of anything He's like.
00:51:45.552 --> 00:51:46.077
no, no no, no, no.
00:51:46.541 --> 00:51:50.199
At some point he tells her like I'm not a king, but it's different.
00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:54.228
He says that, but it's not a flaw that he has to work through, where he has to admit.
00:51:54.228 --> 00:51:57.103
You know that he's not a king.
00:51:58.661 --> 00:52:01.447
It's not a flaw that he has to work through where he has to admit.
00:52:01.447 --> 00:52:02.731
You know That's true.
00:52:02.731 --> 00:52:04.141
It should have been like.
00:52:04.141 --> 00:52:14.280
You know he he's always getting drunk or being a bum or you know, stealing or something something like that.
00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:16.300
But he's already been in a Justice League movie.
00:52:17.244 --> 00:52:18.764
He looks like a thief, You know.
00:52:18.764 --> 00:52:21.806
He looks like a guy that's going to steal Okay.
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:24.300
Never forget that Conan the Barbarian is a thief.
00:52:24.300 --> 00:52:26.208
That is his primary job.
00:52:26.208 --> 00:52:27.726
He's not barbarianing.
00:52:28.340 --> 00:52:30.902
He's a thief Barbarianing.
00:52:30.902 --> 00:52:34.047
I like it.
00:52:34.047 --> 00:52:35.846
So this fight scene in the Ring of Fire.
00:52:35.846 --> 00:52:39.047
Let me ask you a question about science again, Dan.
00:52:39.047 --> 00:52:53.393
There's a moment where Patrick Wilson leaps into the water, I guess you would say, and then slams down with extreme power, like enough to end a shockwave.
00:52:53.393 --> 00:53:04.014
What kind of gravity is there in this water that he's getting to come down so hard that there's a shockwave that gets shot at?
00:53:05.344 --> 00:53:21.369
Okay, so I did a little research about how swimming works in Aquaman And what someone positive is that their bodies like secrete some fluid that makes them like really slippery, so they can just slip through the water so fast.
00:53:22.541 --> 00:53:23.885
So they slip through the water.
00:53:23.885 --> 00:53:24.744
I don't like it.
00:53:24.744 --> 00:53:26.259
How do you know how you change directions then?
00:53:26.259 --> 00:53:32.239
Because wouldn't you still have to like swim, Because if you're just slipping fast, you still have to control your directions.
00:53:32.239 --> 00:53:36.300
Or can you shoot out liquid from different like a blowhole?
00:53:39.565 --> 00:53:49.865
Yes, they're both their pores, both secrete, and they're little like jet engines, everyone of their pores like a little jet engines, right arm, left arm.
00:53:49.865 --> 00:53:53.208
They're like, like, like in a song Go buttocks.
00:53:55.572 --> 00:53:56.280
Go, buttocks go go.
00:54:01.050 --> 00:54:02.072
Yeah, that's really stupid.
00:54:03.342 --> 00:54:08.300
It just doesn't make any sense, you know at least in the little mermaid, which I haven't seen, they got tails so they can swim through the water.
00:54:09.182 --> 00:54:15.885
You know what I mean And I'm sure those tails are rocking it out, Rocking Yeah rocking and rolling.
00:54:15.885 --> 00:54:21.311
The arm breaks the trident which was his dad's trident or his mom's trident.
00:54:24.065 --> 00:54:24.867
Orn or nuh?
00:54:24.867 --> 00:54:26.681
Is it an n or an m M?
00:54:26.681 --> 00:54:35.798
Okay so arm has his dad's trident and momoa has his mom's trident because it's flawed, like she was.
00:54:35.798 --> 00:54:36.300
quote unquote.
00:54:36.300 --> 00:54:40.077
Whatever that means, it's too hot even when she's that old.
00:54:40.077 --> 00:54:44.300
She's too good looking for the underwater worlds.
00:54:44.300 --> 00:54:46.166
We've got to send her to the surface.
00:54:46.721 --> 00:55:03.672
So he breaks it, mirror comes out, mirror water blasts him, and then they get in mirrors boat and they, they, they ride away, run away, and then I'm like it's the scene in Thor where they're they're running away in the ship and then they're making jokes and doing stuff.
00:55:04.501 --> 00:55:05.925
Yep, yep, that is correct.
00:55:05.925 --> 00:55:09.023
That's 100% correct, orn?
00:55:09.123 --> 00:55:09.885
shoots her.
00:55:09.885 --> 00:55:13.264
Then I wrote he's a dick for shooting her.
00:55:13.264 --> 00:55:14.507
Did he shoot Mira?
00:55:14.507 --> 00:55:15.409
Who'd he shoot?
00:55:15.409 --> 00:55:16.751
How'd he shoot Mira?
00:55:18.822 --> 00:55:20.228
I don't, I don't know.
00:55:20.228 --> 00:55:20.902
He is a dick though.
00:55:22.500 --> 00:55:23.722
Maybe he just shot her ship.
00:55:23.722 --> 00:55:30.431
And then the ship crashes into the lava and then they swim inside of whale's mouth and Mira's like wait, you can make the whale do stuff.
00:55:30.431 --> 00:55:31.494
And he's like sure.
00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:33.704
Yeah, can't, can't everybody?
00:55:33.704 --> 00:55:34.646
I'm awesome.
00:55:34.646 --> 00:55:42.733
I did like the Pinocchio joke when he, when he was like it worked for Pinocchio and she's like who made me laugh.
00:55:43.460 --> 00:55:45.605
So boom, now we're in the Sahara.
00:55:45.605 --> 00:55:49.032
They've rented a plane with some amount of money that they have.
00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:52.623
Right, yeah, so I don't.
00:55:52.623 --> 00:55:53.565
I don't understand.
00:55:53.565 --> 00:55:55.306
We gloss over that pretty quickly.
00:55:55.306 --> 00:56:02.936
They're just on the plane, which is fine, i guess, because I don't need to see a transactional scene, but not believable.
00:56:03.820 --> 00:56:05.483
So they're in the plane they're flying.
00:56:05.483 --> 00:56:11.063
We find out that the bad guys can track them because somebody gave her, like a bracelet, A bracelet.
00:56:11.083 --> 00:56:12.146
Yeah, I don't know.
00:56:12.360 --> 00:56:14.972
I mean, i remember the scene where she got the bracelet and I'm like hey, whatever.
00:56:14.972 --> 00:56:17.806
It's fine And then they're, they get to.
00:56:17.806 --> 00:56:22.782
She has, like a thing bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, Here's where we jump.
00:56:22.782 --> 00:56:26.110
And then she just tears the door out of the vehicle.
00:56:26.351 --> 00:56:28.443
Yep, which is that's super.
00:56:28.443 --> 00:56:29.525
Not safe on an airplane.
00:56:29.525 --> 00:56:31.831
Right Opening the door.
00:56:32.400 --> 00:56:34.465
Well, it's a, it's a, it's a beyond dick.
00:56:34.465 --> 00:56:35.208
Move right.
00:56:35.208 --> 00:56:38.085
Sure, she understands what a craft is right.
00:56:38.726 --> 00:56:40.090
If she like, Well, she has to.
00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:45.971
If she doesn't tear the door off her own craft, why would she tear the door off of this guy's craft?
00:56:46.030 --> 00:56:46.853
Just open the door.
00:56:46.853 --> 00:56:50.161
She's a delinquent Like.
00:56:50.161 --> 00:56:54.172
There's a handle that's really hard to open, i'm sure, but you could do it, you're very strong.
00:56:54.661 --> 00:56:58.291
Yeah, and then she's like we're jumping out, and then he jumps out after her.
00:56:58.291 --> 00:57:02.231
How does she know that she is safe to jump?
00:57:02.231 --> 00:57:02.942
She won't die.
00:57:03.103 --> 00:57:05.128
That's a wonderful question, dan.
00:57:05.128 --> 00:57:07.166
A wonderful question.
00:57:07.166 --> 00:57:08.250
It makes no sense.
00:57:08.250 --> 00:57:11.300
Why would she even think that for a second?
00:57:11.300 --> 00:57:14.849
She's been on the surface once, right Twice.
00:57:14.849 --> 00:57:22.710
Maybe She doesn't understand it, nope, and she's just like, yeah, this is fine, we're going a million miles per hour, i can jump and land in sand, it's fine.
00:57:22.710 --> 00:57:24.766
So stupid.
00:57:27.605 --> 00:57:29.327
And they jump out of the plane and that's it for most.
00:57:29.327 --> 00:57:31.291
like you crazy, you crick.
00:57:32.782 --> 00:57:36.280
Yeah, Although he's lying in the plane where the pilot's like what are you doing?
00:57:36.280 --> 00:57:40.630
And he says redheads, you got to love him and then jumps.
00:57:40.630 --> 00:57:41.072
That's funny.
00:57:41.072 --> 00:57:44.070
Yeah, he's, he's a charming guy.
00:57:44.070 --> 00:57:46.320
Let me say we didn't talk about this yet.
00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:47.403
I don't think.
00:57:47.403 --> 00:57:55.431
But the first time I saw this movie I did not like Jason Momoa, But I think it's just because I hated the movie so much Seeing it again.
00:57:55.431 --> 00:58:00.585
He does have moments where I'm like, there he is, That's the fucking movie star.
00:58:00.585 --> 00:58:01.166
I get it.
00:58:01.166 --> 00:58:06.320
I 100% Like he's very charming, But they just, you know, it's a terrible script.
00:58:06.860 --> 00:58:15.300
He's sad, He's saddled by this movie which 100% offers him no favors in what he has to go through and doesn't you know, he's a good actor.
00:58:15.300 --> 00:58:17.005
He's not a great actor.
00:58:17.005 --> 00:58:23.032
He's a good actor And he will get you there if you give him a place to go and a place to start.
00:58:23.902 --> 00:58:25.567
And he's just not given any place.
00:58:25.567 --> 00:58:29.320
He, you know his, his emotional journey is almost nothing.
00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:36.320
It's yeah, You know, I mean, if they, if they start at the start, you know spoiler he's going to get back to his mom.
00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:40.268
If they start at the movie, what if they start at this movie?
00:58:40.268 --> 00:58:41.532
you got to rescue your mom.
00:58:41.532 --> 00:58:43.746
This is a movie I want to see.
00:58:43.746 --> 00:58:48.210
Yeah, he's got a drive, He's got a reason to keep going.
00:58:48.762 --> 00:58:52.300
My mom is alive, I will tear open this world.
00:58:52.300 --> 00:58:57.251
And they're like no, you don't have to tear open this world, You've got to unite the kingdoms.
00:58:57.251 --> 00:58:59.320
He's like no, I got to see him?
00:59:00.085 --> 00:59:01.253
I don't think so, bitches.
00:59:01.253 --> 00:59:07.481
I'm going to kill everybody People keep trying to drag him back into this other conflict And he's like no the political conflict Yeah.
00:59:07.902 --> 00:59:11.320
Yeah, he's like no, there's only one conflict And that's me saving my mom.
00:59:11.320 --> 00:59:13.983
He saves his mom and it's freaking beautiful.
00:59:13.983 --> 00:59:19.213
And then he goes back and he's like all you assholes who who tried to stop me from doing this?
00:59:19.213 --> 00:59:20.034
you're going down.
00:59:20.034 --> 00:59:21.485
There's a movie.
00:59:21.485 --> 00:59:22.248
There's a movie.
00:59:22.248 --> 00:59:22.742
I love it.
00:59:22.742 --> 00:59:24.248
Jason Momoa can do.
00:59:25.282 --> 00:59:25.903
Let's write it.
00:59:25.903 --> 00:59:27.527
He just won't be in water.
00:59:27.527 --> 00:59:29.271
I'll tell you that I'm sick of this shit.
00:59:29.271 --> 00:59:30.003
It's in the desert.
00:59:33.282 --> 00:59:35.324
Then we have the bad guys.
00:59:35.324 --> 00:59:44.096
Know that now the only person they have that can help them defeat Aquaman is the dumb black man to guy.
00:59:44.096 --> 00:59:46.264
So they give him magic weapons and give him.
00:59:46.264 --> 00:59:49.751
Give him magic commandos to lead.
00:59:50.840 --> 00:59:51.983
Yeah, And then.
00:59:51.983 --> 00:59:55.829
So as soon as they do that, and then we cut to the next scene.
00:59:55.829 --> 00:59:58.954
He's like Tony Stark in the shit out of this stuff.
00:59:58.954 --> 01:00:00.744
He's testing it.
01:00:00.744 --> 01:00:01.766
He's tweaking it.
01:00:01.766 --> 01:00:02.509
What's happening?
01:00:03.760 --> 01:00:07.760
They give you Atlantic technology, which is a gun, and what?
01:00:07.782 --> 01:00:08.282
does he turn?
01:00:08.322 --> 01:00:10.762
it into a helmet with lasers, a helmet.
01:00:10.842 --> 01:00:11.967
A laser eye helmet.
01:00:12.360 --> 01:00:14.364
I don't understand First of all.
01:00:14.364 --> 01:00:18.833
Okay, I guess so, but maybe make it into a laser blade, since you're Mr Blade Guy.
01:00:19.380 --> 01:00:20.242
Oh, I like that.
01:00:20.242 --> 01:00:21.807
That's fun Like a light saber.
01:00:23.463 --> 01:00:24.023
I don't understand.
01:00:24.063 --> 01:00:26.972
You know, just give him the knowledge to do any of it.
01:00:27.340 --> 01:00:28.431
He can do everything because he's.
01:00:28.916 --> 01:00:30.083
Oh, okay, i don't know.
01:00:30.083 --> 01:00:30.846
Do everything.
01:00:30.846 --> 01:00:33.065
He's a pirate.
01:00:33.065 --> 01:00:34.809
He's a sea pirate.
01:00:34.809 --> 01:00:38.320
This guy don't know how to adjust Atlantean technology.
01:00:39.103 --> 01:00:40.248
Yes, he does.
01:00:40.420 --> 01:00:41.322
No, he doesn't.
01:00:41.322 --> 01:00:42.929
Don't give me that shit, Dan.
01:00:43.320 --> 01:00:44.322
And where are those commandos?
01:00:44.322 --> 01:00:46.309
Are they just like chilling in the room?
01:00:47.641 --> 01:00:51.547
Yeah, they're playing video games for the first time in their lives.
01:00:51.547 --> 01:00:52.851
They love it.
01:00:52.851 --> 01:00:53.793
Super Mario.
01:00:53.793 --> 01:00:56.827
More interesting scene than the scene that we're getting.
01:00:56.827 --> 01:01:01.170
Oh my God, I would laugh so hard if we got to the next room and they're just in there dittlin'.
01:01:01.960 --> 01:01:10.126
Okay, so you go to the desert thing, they find the thing, they find the magic talking thing and they find a map and a bottle.
01:01:10.126 --> 01:01:13.280
So we did this whole Sahara thing for nothing.
01:01:14.025 --> 01:01:14.527
Hold on.
01:01:14.527 --> 01:01:16.300
This is my favorite part of the movie.
01:01:16.300 --> 01:01:18.250
This is your favorite part of the movie.
01:01:18.250 --> 01:01:20.485
This is my favorite part of the movie.
01:01:20.485 --> 01:01:21.608
Just listen to me, Dan.
01:01:21.608 --> 01:01:26.128
Remember earlier when she pulled all that water out of the dad.
01:01:26.128 --> 01:01:30.048
Remember that when he was choking Tons of water, right?
01:01:30.048 --> 01:01:34.530
So they get to this thing and they're like oh, it's bone dry, It needs water.
01:01:34.530 --> 01:01:39.409
So she's like you're the closest source of water that I can find.
01:01:39.409 --> 01:01:41.362
right, Makes perfect sense.
01:01:41.362 --> 01:01:45.012
She goes to his face, She starts to pull the water.
01:01:45.012 --> 01:01:50.532
She gets one drop and then puts it on the thing and it powers the whole machine.
01:01:50.532 --> 01:01:52.927
She could just spit on it.
01:01:52.927 --> 01:01:55.320
She doesn't need to do any of her magic.
01:01:55.320 --> 01:01:58.909
That was the smallest amount of water I've ever seen in my entire life.
01:01:58.909 --> 01:02:02.387
What She should be like draining this shit out of him.
01:02:04.661 --> 01:02:07.414
Did you ever see the movie The Fifth Element Of?
01:02:07.456 --> 01:02:08.320
course, of course.
01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:10.228
What happens at the end of The Fifth Element?
01:02:10.228 --> 01:02:12.204
Oh boy, I don't remember.
01:02:12.204 --> 01:02:14.030
I didn't know y'all was going to have to do a test on.
01:02:14.030 --> 01:02:17.989
I just remembered that Bruce Willis sent it and then some lady sent it.
01:02:17.989 --> 01:02:19.382
She's wearing some cool stuff.
01:02:21.684 --> 01:02:22.088
Ah, je peux.
01:02:22.088 --> 01:02:34.108
un côté, They bring little cubes there and they put them on the thing and then each one you have to do the element and they have to get the water and it's like, oh my God, it's the exact same thing as a stupid thing, but it's actually tense.
01:02:35.101 --> 01:02:37.467
Do they get more than one tiny drop of little water?
01:02:38.269 --> 01:02:48.153
Wow, They have to mop the brows and they're like the one guy has to, then what Bruce Willis has to do is lighter, which he doesn't work the whole time.
01:02:49.483 --> 01:02:57.898
Oh shit, oh shit, and they blow on the one, blow on the one.
01:02:58.621 --> 01:03:03.300
And this one we're just like we just walk in here and we suck one drop of water off of his brow.
01:03:03.581 --> 01:03:04.789
There's no reason for it.
01:03:04.789 --> 01:03:11.300
It wasn't cool, it wasn't fun, but somebody along the way was like this is going to be a good scene.
01:03:11.300 --> 01:03:13.320
That's why it's my favorite scene in the movie.
01:03:13.320 --> 01:03:15.067
It lifts right at.
01:03:15.067 --> 01:03:20.320
This movie is the exact same with or without this scene, but the scene's about five minutes.
01:03:20.320 --> 01:03:22.876
Why are we spending all this time for nothing?
01:03:22.876 --> 01:03:23.300
I don't understand.
01:03:23.300 --> 01:03:26.889
This movie is too long by about an hour and a half, by the way.
01:03:26.889 --> 01:03:27.210
Yeah.
01:03:29.121 --> 01:03:33.384
And the two of them go into Greece and then they fall in love.
01:03:37.632 --> 01:03:38.556
Did I miss that part?
01:03:38.556 --> 01:03:39.219
Are they in love?
01:03:39.981 --> 01:03:40.644
After they go to the.
01:03:40.644 --> 01:03:43.376
I mean, I know they kiss.
01:03:43.376 --> 01:03:51.030
I know they kiss a couple of times, but They say that's where they fall in love, because they're together in a place that's pretty and Jason Momoe's pretty and she's fairly attractive.
01:03:52.784 --> 01:03:57.556
Strong disagree on that last point, but it's hard for me to separate things.
01:03:57.556 --> 01:04:04.398
Yeah, no, i mean, it is beautiful there and he's beautiful, but they're not doing anything.
01:04:04.398 --> 01:04:06.351
Yeah, because they're busy falling in love.
01:04:06.351 --> 01:04:08.429
Okay, got it, got it.
01:04:08.429 --> 01:04:10.746
Busy falling in love, oh boy.
01:04:10.947 --> 01:04:12.331
I must miss that.
01:04:12.331 --> 01:04:20.867
Orm has to go and kill a king of the next fish tribe and then, there's the fish woman right in front.
01:04:20.867 --> 01:04:25.128
That's a princess, and he's all like you're going to do what I tell you and she's all like I guess.
01:04:25.128 --> 01:04:26.934
Oh, you just killed my dad.
01:04:28.971 --> 01:04:36.815
Yeah, i don't even know what exactly happens, but at some point it's just like your dad is dead and I was like whoa dude, you're a monster.
01:04:37.505 --> 01:04:42.590
It's sort of the worst transitions of how you It's like this whole thing is.
01:04:42.590 --> 01:04:48.974
I'm going to go there and kill the big boss, who's right up front and available to be easily.
01:04:50.365 --> 01:04:52.253
And it's just really just there to talk, I think.
01:04:52.865 --> 01:04:53.889
That's not how kings work.
01:04:53.889 --> 01:04:57.793
Kings have a tendency to be back in the place that's safe.
01:04:58.465 --> 01:05:01.115
Layers and layers between them and any danger.
01:05:01.115 --> 01:05:01.898
Yeah, yeah.
01:05:03.425 --> 01:05:04.467
Okay, so boom.
01:05:04.467 --> 01:05:16.987
So they go and they figure out that there's like the statues, and then they need to hold the bottle up to the statue and then look through it and then see where they're going to go.
01:05:16.987 --> 01:05:26.358
And then Mantis shows up and he says words, and this is absolutely the worst part of the movie.
01:05:28.286 --> 01:05:38.777
It's terrible fight scene, slash chase scene, Although there's a really funny part where the Mantis guy is like don't you recognize me?
01:05:38.777 --> 01:05:43.054
And there's no way that he'd be able to recognize him on any level whatsoever.
01:05:43.054 --> 01:05:46.644
And two seconds later Mo was like you're the guy from the sub.
01:05:46.644 --> 01:05:50.286
How did you pull that out of your ass, Arthur?
01:05:50.286 --> 01:05:53.550
no way, There's no way that you know who that is.
01:05:53.550 --> 01:05:56.570
That made me laugh pretty hard.
01:05:56.570 --> 01:05:58.369
So you want to talk about that?
01:05:58.369 --> 01:05:59.313
This scene's garbage.
01:05:59.706 --> 01:06:00.469
The Mantis suit.
01:06:00.469 --> 01:06:02.170
How terrible the Mantis suit looks.
01:06:03.005 --> 01:06:05.775
Look, i'm sure they tried to do comic book accuracy right.
01:06:05.775 --> 01:06:07.248
I should have looked that up.
01:06:07.248 --> 01:06:08.032
Did you look it up?
01:06:08.032 --> 01:06:09.407
Why would you look it up?
01:06:11.804 --> 01:06:17.376
Power ranger monsters look more real than this suit does.
01:06:17.436 --> 01:06:22.735
Yeah, do you remember what were they called Beetleborgs?
01:06:22.735 --> 01:06:24.048
Is that what they were called?
01:06:24.048 --> 01:06:32.851
They were like a Power Rangers knockoff, but they kind of look like this Beetleborgs Let me It just looks like.
01:06:32.871 --> 01:06:33.713
No, they look less dumb.
01:06:34.135 --> 01:06:34.454
I'm wrong.
01:06:34.454 --> 01:06:40.916
They look less dumb than this guy does, but I mean, it's similar, but the head's not so stupid.
01:06:40.916 --> 01:06:43.072
The head is just so dumb on this guy.
01:06:43.072 --> 01:06:46.530
It's the one thing.
01:06:46.550 --> 01:06:48.313
that's a carryover from the comic.
01:06:48.313 --> 01:06:48.873
Is the head?
01:06:48.873 --> 01:06:49.655
is this big?
01:06:50.416 --> 01:06:51.217
flying saucer Yeah.
01:06:51.217 --> 01:06:54.105
And I like it from the comic because I grew up on it.
01:06:54.105 --> 01:06:55.510
Well, I'm looking at it right now.
01:06:55.510 --> 01:06:57.612
It looks way cooler when it's in a comic form.
01:06:57.612 --> 01:07:01.134
It just looks like he would tip over in real life.
01:07:01.134 --> 01:07:04.172
It just looks really silly.
01:07:04.925 --> 01:07:05.990
It's a weight management thing.
01:07:05.990 --> 01:07:16.315
That's the big problem They Do, they kill man or are they disabled or something.
01:07:16.335 --> 01:07:21.096
They sort of You kind of think that he's dead, but then obviously comes back later.
01:07:21.806 --> 01:07:28.875
But Arthur's kind of messed up, and so then they Mira steals a fishing ship, but only a little Yeah.
01:07:29.014 --> 01:07:29.637
You know what I mean.
01:07:29.637 --> 01:07:33.014
He's passed out, but then in the next scene he's just flying again.
01:07:33.014 --> 01:07:34.699
So why, I don't know.
01:07:34.699 --> 01:07:42.853
She's at the front of the ship playing the flute Where?
01:07:42.853 --> 01:07:44.335
has she kept his flute the whole time?
01:07:44.335 --> 01:07:47.474
Dan, I can't answer that question.
01:07:47.474 --> 01:07:47.876
Hit her butt.
01:07:48.097 --> 01:07:49.284
Is that what you're thinking?
01:07:49.284 --> 01:07:53.193
Tony's like she kept it in her butt, i mean it's clear.
01:07:53.193 --> 01:07:54.998
Yeah, it's just like prison.
01:07:54.998 --> 01:07:56.630
It's clear she kept it in her butt.
01:07:57.465 --> 01:07:58.389
It's pretty obvious.
01:07:58.389 --> 01:07:59.492
That's the only option.
01:07:59.492 --> 01:08:01.387
She didn't have a bag with her, Dan.
01:08:04.775 --> 01:08:17.353
Then we Now this is like your midpoint, this is sort of your low point of the second act, where they're like we should turn back Anger, i don't want to be the bridge, and then he's like, yeah, but I guess I'll just do it because why not?
01:08:18.466 --> 01:08:24.164
So here's my problem is, this is the scene where he's like I keep Like.
01:08:24.164 --> 01:08:27.314
He's like my whole thing is I'm a batter and ram but I keep losing.
01:08:27.314 --> 01:08:33.755
But he doesn't really because, like he just killed Mantis, You know what I mean.
01:08:33.755 --> 01:08:34.984
Like you just won the battle.
01:08:34.984 --> 01:08:37.390
Sure, you got hurt, but you did win the battle.
01:08:37.390 --> 01:08:38.372
You're alive.
01:08:38.372 --> 01:08:40.858
It's me, Manta, Manta.
01:08:40.858 --> 01:08:43.193
I don't know these guys' names.
01:08:43.193 --> 01:08:45.131
Do you know what a Manta is?
01:08:45.131 --> 01:08:47.368
I know what a Mantis is.
01:08:47.368 --> 01:08:48.091
You know what I'm saying?
01:08:48.091 --> 01:08:48.832
Green.
01:08:51.149 --> 01:08:52.152
Did he look like a Mantis?
01:08:53.185 --> 01:08:55.353
No, i guess not, but he doesn't look like a Manta right.
01:08:55.353 --> 01:08:58.493
Manta's got like big flowy wings on him right.
01:08:58.493 --> 01:09:01.792
Swimming through the water Doesn't look like any of these things.
01:09:02.385 --> 01:09:07.386
I think this ship looks like a Manta right.
01:09:07.386 --> 01:09:08.389
I think that's the idea.
01:09:09.627 --> 01:09:11.192
Oh no, i guess you're right about that.
01:09:11.192 --> 01:09:13.770
It does Yeah, it does a little bit a little tail on it.
01:09:13.911 --> 01:09:19.537
Yeah, sure, i'm like, i travel in my Manta, mobile My Manta.
01:09:19.559 --> 01:09:19.922
Mobile.
01:09:19.922 --> 01:09:21.350
I hope that's what it's called.
01:09:21.350 --> 01:09:23.628
Is that what it is in the comics, the Manta Mobile?
01:09:23.628 --> 01:09:24.929
I would love that.
01:09:26.646 --> 01:09:28.452
Okay, so they have the deep talk.
01:09:28.452 --> 01:09:29.295
What are you saying?
01:09:31.171 --> 01:09:32.555
Oh no, he just talks about it.
01:09:32.555 --> 01:09:36.409
He's like I just keep losing paths, but he's alive, he's doing fine, he's not.
01:09:36.409 --> 01:09:37.805
He doesn't really lose that badly.
01:09:37.805 --> 01:09:43.016
Yeah, he had to run away from one with his brother, but he was kicking his ass for a little bit, so I don't know.
01:09:43.404 --> 01:09:44.573
He didn't even have to run away from the.
01:09:44.573 --> 01:09:47.570
I mean, it's not like they had to run away from the Manta fight because he won.
01:09:47.570 --> 01:09:49.090
He was knocked out, but he still won.
01:09:49.090 --> 01:09:49.652
No 100%.
01:09:50.185 --> 01:09:51.632
Yeah, like you won, you just got a little dinged up.
01:09:51.632 --> 01:09:57.372
You're pretty much fine, by the way, like it's not, like you're dying, oh that's real dumb.
01:09:58.385 --> 01:10:06.989
Orm knows all about Volko's problem being treacherous And so he.
01:10:06.989 --> 01:10:17.710
a great scene that we really needed to see, because I don't know, Because There's a big storm, the fishmen attacked.
01:10:17.710 --> 01:10:26.114
They jump into the water, then they swim and the fishmen follow them and then they go into the light and then they end up on an island at the earth's core.
01:10:26.114 --> 01:10:27.770
The fishmen look kind of good.
01:10:27.770 --> 01:10:31.252
The swimming through the red look kind of good.
01:10:32.307 --> 01:10:33.011
Yeah, it's fine.
01:10:33.011 --> 01:10:39.514
I'm curious Why did the ugly fish guys attack them?
01:10:39.514 --> 01:10:40.636
Because they're angry.
01:10:40.636 --> 01:10:41.377
I was confused.
01:10:41.377 --> 01:10:44.930
They're angry About about what?
01:10:45.230 --> 01:10:47.426
Everything, everyone that comes to.
01:10:47.426 --> 01:10:49.694
If you drive your boat there, they're going to kill you, so that's my question.
01:10:50.664 --> 01:10:55.792
Like it's like a per unit triangle type of thing, you go the carnival cruises do not go that way.
01:10:55.953 --> 01:11:00.131
Carnival cruises They go around.
01:11:00.332 --> 01:11:01.654
Okay, all right, great.
01:11:01.654 --> 01:11:02.657
So there they fight them.
01:11:02.657 --> 01:11:05.029
Did they go through a portal of some sort?
01:11:05.029 --> 01:11:06.836
and then his mom's one of the creatures?
01:11:06.836 --> 01:11:08.069
I got really confused.
01:11:08.664 --> 01:11:11.753
Well, they they sacrificed the mom to the creatures.
01:11:11.753 --> 01:11:16.833
The mom got away, she swam through the portal and then she went to the island at the end of the earth.
01:11:16.833 --> 01:11:23.645
She then pulls them out of the water and then he's like oh, my God, but isn't she wearing one of the creatures skin?
01:11:23.645 --> 01:11:25.707
Yeah, she kills them She kills them.
01:11:27.824 --> 01:11:31.890
But so that means she killed it, she gutted it And then she put it on.
01:11:31.890 --> 01:11:33.788
She wore it as a skin suit.
01:11:34.250 --> 01:11:35.835
Yeah, that's fucked up, man.
01:11:35.835 --> 01:11:38.391
I mean, you know what leather is right.
01:11:39.565 --> 01:11:42.935
I don't wear leather, Dan, because it's too hot.
01:11:42.935 --> 01:11:44.690
It's too hot on my body.
01:11:44.824 --> 01:11:47.555
You don't have me like to get all sweaty Makes you too sexy.
01:11:47.555 --> 01:11:48.340
Is that the problem?
01:11:48.340 --> 01:11:49.625
It's too too sexy.
01:11:50.487 --> 01:11:52.313
I got to fend him off with a stick.
01:11:53.305 --> 01:11:57.255
So he is reunited with his mom at the island at the center of the earth.
01:11:58.185 --> 01:12:02.436
And they, i was like oh, this is emotional.
01:12:02.645 --> 01:12:03.506
I'm feeling this.
01:12:03.506 --> 01:12:07.376
You have an actor that can do emotion stuff.
01:12:07.376 --> 01:12:14.145
We finally found an actor two hours into this movie that could do some emotional stuff And you're like oh, this is Well.
01:12:14.164 --> 01:12:15.430
We did get rid of her for a while.
01:12:15.430 --> 01:12:16.172
You know what I mean.
01:12:16.564 --> 01:12:17.590
So she was always there.
01:12:17.805 --> 01:12:19.230
We just couldn't remember how to bring her back.
01:12:19.230 --> 01:12:21.193
We're like, oh boy, we're getting pretty deep into this movie.
01:12:21.193 --> 01:12:22.911
We got to get her back, yeah.
01:12:23.824 --> 01:12:31.470
Imagine a scene where, like the two of them are fighting together and the fishman drag her off the ship and drag her into the water, he's covered in cuts.
01:12:31.470 --> 01:12:40.454
She's just like, ah, then he has to risk, you know, then he's got to figure out how to get through them and bring Thor and Thor hammers on them.
01:12:40.454 --> 01:12:43.131
really hard Wait wrong wrong, wrong world.
01:12:43.131 --> 01:12:43.953
Wrong world.
01:12:43.953 --> 01:12:47.654
He irons the flash and the flash runs him through the water really fast.
01:12:47.824 --> 01:12:48.908
We're not bringing Ezra Miller.
01:12:48.908 --> 01:12:49.771
Try again.
01:12:50.444 --> 01:12:58.252
We bring in the flash and he runs on a trampoline and then they go into the past and they're able to change the fight.
01:12:58.252 --> 01:13:00.931
That's, that's a DC movie plot.
01:13:01.265 --> 01:13:03.854
That's all the further he goes back is just to change that one fight.
01:13:03.854 --> 01:13:08.149
Yeah, it's going to be good, all right, oh boy, i got to see that movie this weekend, by the way.
01:13:08.712 --> 01:13:08.953
Okay.
01:13:08.953 --> 01:13:16.389
So, mom, you got to go get the Trident, trident, yeah, go through the waterfall.
01:13:16.389 --> 01:13:19.497
And then they see the big monster.
01:13:19.497 --> 01:13:23.735
He sees a big monster and then he's like monsters, like oh, you can understand me.
01:13:23.735 --> 01:13:24.787
He's like, yeah, i talked to fish.
01:13:24.787 --> 01:13:26.591
And then the monster's like okay, we're good.
01:13:26.872 --> 01:13:29.898
Cool man, cool, cool, cool, do your thing, girl.
01:13:30.365 --> 01:13:34.617
I don't think they set it up perfectly, but I like that as a solution.
01:13:36.088 --> 01:13:36.893
I mean it's fine.
01:13:36.893 --> 01:13:43.257
Now what I don't understand is the king is holding it right.
01:13:43.257 --> 01:13:46.409
The dead body of the king, no it's like a rock version.
01:13:47.625 --> 01:13:48.569
It's like a statue of him.
01:13:49.185 --> 01:13:52.212
But then it disappears, it disintegrates when he takes the fork.
01:13:54.631 --> 01:13:56.095
It was a statue held together.
01:13:57.487 --> 01:14:02.617
I don't know, because when he takes the Trident, the statue just disintegrates.
01:14:02.617 --> 01:14:05.130
I don't understand what is?
01:14:05.130 --> 01:14:08.628
I don't know, i don't get it Okay.
01:14:09.064 --> 01:14:12.655
So, Ocean Master, they've become Ocean Master.
01:14:12.655 --> 01:14:18.784
All he has to do is fight the crab men and there's like call me Ocean Master.
01:14:18.784 --> 01:14:26.117
Oh no, you lost me, guy, there's a million crab men and then a million of his thing, and they're going to all kill each other.
01:14:26.117 --> 01:14:33.386
I'm like how if the only way you can increase the size of your army was by engaging another army?
01:14:33.386 --> 01:14:34.652
that's not going to work.
01:14:36.507 --> 01:14:39.514
No that's how you kill people and lose people of your own team.
01:14:39.514 --> 01:14:40.336
It doesn't make no sense.
01:14:40.336 --> 01:14:41.478
You got to unite.
01:14:41.478 --> 01:14:48.695
I got a question, Dan These crab men, why are they talking?
01:14:48.695 --> 01:14:50.471
Why are they so silly looking?
01:14:50.471 --> 01:14:53.088
Well, sure, Why are they silly looking?
01:14:53.088 --> 01:14:56.212
But are they not sea creatures?
01:14:56.212 --> 01:14:59.969
Because they all talk to each other.
01:14:59.969 --> 01:15:03.737
But they're also not like the humans, like the rest of them.
01:15:03.737 --> 01:15:13.788
And I don't want to be like you know, I don't want to be racist or anything, but I'm confused why the crab men follow the human rules and not the fish rules, where Arthur's the only one that can talk to them.
01:15:13.788 --> 01:15:15.128
It's confusing to me.
01:15:16.125 --> 01:15:19.092
So since they're crab men, Arthur should just be able to take over all of them.
01:15:19.092 --> 01:15:19.694
Is that what you say?
01:15:20.185 --> 01:15:20.988
Wouldn't you think so?
01:15:20.988 --> 01:15:22.729
I don't know.
01:15:22.729 --> 01:15:26.875
Are there regular crabs in the ocean that he can talk to?
01:15:26.875 --> 01:15:28.650
Are they not related somehow?
01:15:28.650 --> 01:15:29.091
I don't know.
01:15:29.091 --> 01:15:31.864
I don't understand the genealogy of the situation.
01:15:32.206 --> 01:15:43.777
See, the funny thing is is there was some drunk guy in the 50s who like had to get a script done right, and he's like just draw some stupid crab men and have them fighting with the other people.
01:15:43.777 --> 01:15:46.432
You know, some guys invented stupid crab men.
01:15:46.432 --> 01:15:49.715
He didn't think about it because he was so drunk and hungover.
01:15:49.715 --> 01:15:53.253
He's just wrote a script and said you know, that's the whole thing.
01:15:53.253 --> 01:16:03.351
Is the problem with all comic, with stuff, is it's written by a hundred different people who are all in different states of being drunk right.
01:16:04.667 --> 01:16:05.170
I love it.
01:16:05.170 --> 01:16:08.390
All comic artists are drunk, all right.
01:16:08.390 --> 01:16:09.391
Well, no, the writers.
01:16:09.391 --> 01:16:11.315
The writers, i'm sorry, the writers.
01:16:11.315 --> 01:16:15.050
Well, you're right, because you know the writers, drink is what they do, right.
01:16:15.069 --> 01:16:15.329
I just drink.
01:16:15.329 --> 01:16:25.478
I've seen Barfly, I understand So he's so basically his whole plan is to go and kill the crab man.
01:16:25.478 --> 01:16:32.818
Arthur calls up the big monster and then he has 45 minutes to talk to Mira and then they have the big kiss.
01:16:32.818 --> 01:16:38.921
And this was the kiss that I was like OK, I you're in the water kiss you were into You're in my movie.
01:16:38.942 --> 01:16:42.064
You're in my movie, you're not in my movie.
01:16:42.064 --> 01:16:44.012
No, i think it was the air kiss.
01:16:44.145 --> 01:16:46.114
But did they kiss on the boat where she's playing the flute?
01:16:47.159 --> 01:16:50.971
They had to have right, I think it was that way that the first kiss was under the water.
01:16:51.493 --> 01:16:52.094
I think it was.
01:16:52.194 --> 01:16:53.216
I hope it's the other way.
01:16:53.216 --> 01:16:56.250
I hope it's not this water kiss This is water kiss looks stupid to me.
01:16:56.250 --> 01:16:57.753
Ok, it was the other way.
01:16:57.753 --> 01:17:06.779
And then they're like flying around 360 and he kind of I'm pretty sure he touches her butt a little bit, but you know we don't highlight it because his kids move or whatever.
01:17:07.244 --> 01:17:13.755
I'm pretty sure it's that And then arm and Arthur battle and it's the fight that no one has waited for.
01:17:15.784 --> 01:17:17.931
So this they go to the surface for this fight.
01:17:17.931 --> 01:17:18.694
Are we there yet?
01:17:18.694 --> 01:17:21.944
Sure, so let's do whatever They're on a ship.
01:17:22.627 --> 01:17:23.570
They're on some weird ship.
01:17:23.610 --> 01:17:29.306
Yeah, they're like what I thought was the same sub as earlier, but I'm sure it's not because I'm blue up, but anyhow, it was the.
01:17:29.567 --> 01:17:32.373
it was his command ship rose to the surface for some reason.
01:17:33.377 --> 01:17:33.596
All right.
01:17:33.596 --> 01:17:35.131
So they're on the Manta Mobile.
01:17:35.131 --> 01:17:41.556
I'm kidding, and the fight on the surface is also full CGI.
01:17:41.556 --> 01:17:44.103
Why?
01:17:44.103 --> 01:17:46.447
Why You have two humans.
01:17:46.447 --> 01:17:49.493
They're not in the water anymore, let's have a real fight.
01:17:49.493 --> 01:17:53.851
But they're loosey-goosey flying around kicking people.
01:17:53.851 --> 01:17:55.478
I wasn't interesting at all.
01:17:55.478 --> 01:18:01.452
It looked terrible, just disappointed, just disappointed the whole time.
01:18:01.859 --> 01:18:06.331
And he breaks Orm's junior Trident with his master gold trident.
01:18:06.331 --> 01:18:11.572
And then mom's like don't kill anymore.
01:18:11.572 --> 01:18:13.337
You've been misguided.
01:18:13.337 --> 01:18:14.500
Landed Sierra One.
01:18:14.500 --> 01:18:15.845
Battle of the Queen.
01:18:15.845 --> 01:18:16.929
Battle of the King.
01:18:16.929 --> 01:18:19.081
People of Atlantis Oh, the Americans are speaking.
01:18:19.081 --> 01:18:22.948
People of Atlantis, king Arthur, never put that together again.
01:18:22.948 --> 01:18:23.711
He's King Arthur.
01:18:24.579 --> 01:18:26.467
So I only put it together.
01:18:26.467 --> 01:18:32.520
when he pulled the Trident out and he was the only one to pull it out I was like, oh, it's like the sword in the stone.
01:18:36.408 --> 01:18:37.329
Oh God, i didn't realize that.
01:18:37.791 --> 01:18:42.940
Yeah, this is the worst acting I've ever seen in my life.
01:18:42.940 --> 01:18:52.864
This speech by Amber Heard should go down in history as the most embarrassing moment in cinematic history.
01:18:52.864 --> 01:19:02.359
It was so bad It was, ladies and gentlemen, King Arthur.
01:19:02.359 --> 01:19:06.067
It's fucking ridiculous, man.
01:19:06.067 --> 01:19:08.932
Oh boy, she's bad, she's really bad.
01:19:10.301 --> 01:19:17.305
Anywho, Mom returns to the lighthouse and their love saved the world and it was sweet.
01:19:17.305 --> 01:19:23.792
And then we have some post-credits scenes where Manta is still mad and he's I'm coming back.
01:19:24.534 --> 01:19:27.021
I'm coming, you're excited.
01:19:27.162 --> 01:19:28.305
I'm the villain.
01:19:28.685 --> 01:19:34.591
It was like no Aquaman 2, here I come, pay day Good for you, Yeah.
01:19:34.912 --> 01:19:38.185
That guy's going to get a nice house out of all this, and you know, i hope so.
01:19:38.886 --> 01:19:40.591
Maybe two, maybe two of them, you know.
01:19:41.199 --> 01:19:41.480
So yeah.
01:19:41.480 --> 01:19:45.131
So this movie didn't make me angry, because it just there was nothing.
01:19:45.131 --> 01:19:51.307
You know, it's like crab man, You're like okay, crab man, Crab man, You know it's kind of getting.
01:19:51.328 --> 01:19:52.171
It did make me angry.
01:19:53.181 --> 01:19:56.109
Well, yeah, there's the worst acting that's ever been put on celluloid.
01:19:56.149 --> 01:19:56.871
So there it is.
01:19:56.871 --> 01:19:58.283
You're right about that.
01:19:58.283 --> 01:20:00.167
You are right about that.
01:20:00.167 --> 01:20:01.250
I'm glad you agreed, Dan.
01:20:02.381 --> 01:20:08.264
But I liked that one shot with the Manta rays, i liked that octopus drummer And I liked the one kiss with.
01:20:08.304 --> 01:20:09.708
Amber, but it doesn't make any sense, dan.
01:20:09.708 --> 01:20:11.243
It's not good.
01:20:11.243 --> 01:20:12.527
It doesn't make any sense.
01:20:12.527 --> 01:20:13.469
It's cool idea.
01:20:13.469 --> 01:20:15.222
Who's telling him to do it?
01:20:15.222 --> 01:20:16.948
It's octopus.
01:20:16.948 --> 01:20:18.332
He doesn't even know what's going on.
01:20:18.332 --> 01:20:20.845
He's not thinking all the way through.
01:20:20.865 --> 01:20:24.564
There's like that TV show, the movie, tv show, tv show movie.
01:20:24.564 --> 01:20:27.880
You know, my octopus teacher, or octopus teaches the guy stuff.
01:20:28.481 --> 01:20:29.305
Is this a real thing?
01:20:29.728 --> 01:20:38.619
Yeah, there's a show where, like this guy swims underwater in the heat, he follows it and learns from it, not like it's okay.
01:20:38.820 --> 01:20:40.971
When you said it I was like what are you talking about?
01:20:40.971 --> 01:20:43.622
Like he's teaching mathematics, what's going on over here?
01:20:43.622 --> 01:20:48.252
Got a little chalk in his hand, his tentacle, just on a chalkboard.
01:20:48.252 --> 01:20:50.006
Okay, i see what you say.
01:20:50.006 --> 01:20:51.292
That's good.
01:20:51.292 --> 01:20:52.720
I'm sure it was a great show.
01:20:52.720 --> 01:20:54.707
It sounds wonderfully emotional.
01:20:54.707 --> 01:20:58.942
12.
01:20:58.942 --> 01:21:02.511
There's the answer My octopus teacher.
01:21:03.435 --> 01:21:04.055
Okay, Tony.
01:21:04.055 --> 01:21:06.204
Anything else to say about this mess of a movie.
01:21:07.289 --> 01:21:08.215
Yeah, no, i didn't like it.
01:21:08.215 --> 01:21:13.032
I didn't like it the first time, i didn't like it the second time, so I'm glad that I wasn't wrong.
01:21:13.032 --> 01:21:17.046
but I do retract my hate towards Jason Momoa in that movie.
01:21:17.046 --> 01:21:22.262
It's not his fault And I can see that more clearly now, with a little distance, you know.
01:21:24.046 --> 01:21:25.228
He accepts your apology.
01:21:26.912 --> 01:21:30.247
Thank you, dan, thank you Jason, i appreciate you guys.
01:21:30.631 --> 01:21:32.119
Tony, tell us about something you liked this week.
01:21:33.943 --> 01:21:36.507
Well, this is going to be a little controversial.
01:21:36.507 --> 01:21:48.472
Apparently, ted Lasso has ended And people are mad, they hate it, they hate the ending, they hate the third season.
01:21:48.472 --> 01:21:49.600
People are whining.
01:21:49.600 --> 01:21:54.972
I thought it was wonderful, i thought it was beautiful, funny, emotional, it was incredible.
01:21:57.363 --> 01:22:00.756
I heard they say he's like a not a psychopath, but a sociopath.
01:22:00.858 --> 01:22:07.275
because of this, after this season, Listen, people don't watch the show, right.
01:22:07.275 --> 01:22:12.427
People are bringing their own neuroses to the show and not actually watching it for what it is.
01:22:12.970 --> 01:22:14.072
I just want to make you know.
01:22:14.072 --> 01:22:18.270
I didn't believe that necessarily, but I heard, i read that and I was like, well, that's a turd.
01:22:18.270 --> 01:22:19.881
You know he's a weirdo.
01:22:20.063 --> 01:22:21.305
It's not.
01:22:21.305 --> 01:22:23.911
It's not correct, it's not right at all.
01:22:23.911 --> 01:22:25.474
People, i don't.
01:22:25.474 --> 01:22:31.445
I shouldn't give away too many things about it because it's still pretty fresh, but what we could talk about it, it's wrong.
01:22:31.445 --> 01:22:32.389
You should just watch it.
01:22:32.389 --> 01:22:36.064
It's wonderful, but then also real quickly.
01:22:36.064 --> 01:22:40.322
I did see Fast 10 and I still think I'm right, that movie's a mess.
01:22:40.322 --> 01:22:42.845
That movie is a hot mess.
01:22:42.845 --> 01:22:49.430
Momoa wonderful, what a treat, what, what a pleasure to watch him play this role.
01:22:49.430 --> 01:22:50.896
I think they messed it up.
01:22:50.896 --> 01:22:52.341
I think they ruined his backstory.
01:22:52.341 --> 01:22:53.685
That's just a personal opinion.
01:22:53.685 --> 01:22:55.829
Sure, he's wonderful, he's great.
01:22:55.850 --> 01:22:59.748
Yeah, i went and it was like 85% on Ron Tomatoes.
01:22:59.748 --> 01:23:06.377
Oh my, I just can't be right Which, and you read them and it'd be like most of the people are like no, this is fun, this is fun.
01:23:06.377 --> 01:23:08.287
And then there'd be the people that are like gave it three.
01:23:08.287 --> 01:23:10.158
And they'd be like Jason Moe is incredible.
01:23:10.158 --> 01:23:12.484
The rest of the movie total mess, Hot trash.
01:23:12.484 --> 01:23:13.547
It's hot trash.
01:23:13.547 --> 01:23:20.207
And then the ones were all like God damn Jason Moe playing this.
01:23:20.970 --> 01:23:22.271
And you're just like well, there you go.
01:23:22.271 --> 01:23:26.280
Yeah, what a mess, what a mess, but I mean it's fun.
01:23:26.480 --> 01:23:33.556
It's a fun movie, so I watched both Shazam and Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantum.
01:23:33.556 --> 01:23:36.025
I'm very curious about this Ant-Man.
01:23:36.487 --> 01:23:42.024
Enjoyed the both Really Okay, cause people didn't seem to like Ant-Man, right, people did not seem to like it.
01:23:42.404 --> 01:23:44.029
The girl that plays the daughter.
01:23:44.029 --> 01:23:45.773
I really enjoyed her.
01:23:46.421 --> 01:23:47.182
Yeah, she's great.
01:23:47.826 --> 01:23:49.993
Michelle Pfeiffer is wonderful.
01:23:49.993 --> 01:23:51.578
She looks great when she looks great.
01:23:51.578 --> 01:23:52.240
Dude, it's the fight.
01:23:52.240 --> 01:23:55.170
I mean, she's the best.
01:23:55.170 --> 01:23:58.019
You're hotter than most 20 year olds Hot 20 year olds.
01:23:58.059 --> 01:23:59.423
We just love them, Not most.
01:23:59.423 --> 01:24:01.791
Oh she's, she could be number one.
01:24:01.791 --> 01:24:04.018
Yeah, she's beyond incredible.
01:24:04.018 --> 01:24:04.479
She's great.
01:24:04.661 --> 01:24:05.663
And it's fun.
01:24:05.663 --> 01:24:07.550
And what's his name?
01:24:07.550 --> 01:24:08.814
that plays Hank Pym.
01:24:08.814 --> 01:24:18.739
He gets a thing at the end that I really enjoyed And I mean, you know, it's just, it's another Ant-Man movie, they're just Ant-Man.
01:24:18.980 --> 01:24:23.458
Yeah, so okay, i thought maybe they really messed it up because people were hating on people.
01:24:23.458 --> 01:24:25.305
There's something going on with people these days.
01:24:25.305 --> 01:24:27.490
I think I think post pandemic we're a little.
01:24:27.490 --> 01:24:32.501
We got some screws loose right now because people are really hating on some some things that are just fine.
01:24:32.841 --> 01:24:33.764
The modoc thing.
01:24:33.764 --> 01:24:49.460
Visually I don't think it was good, but I think what it did and and what's you know, because the dude, the yellow jacket dude plays, plays him And it made some sense and it was not terrible And I was like, okay, i would have.
01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:50.684
That's about all you can do.
01:24:50.984 --> 01:24:52.951
I would have designed it visually very different.
01:24:52.951 --> 01:24:58.605
But then I think that if they had designed it visually very different, there would have been a bunch of great jokes that they could have made.
01:24:58.605 --> 01:25:01.742
That would have been even funnier, okay Okay.
01:25:01.742 --> 01:25:11.029
But they chose to just almost unprocess his face and glue it on the modoc And it never looked very good, just looked kind of weird all the time.
01:25:11.029 --> 01:25:18.101
But is that that was not a reason to make me hate the movie, because I think they did with them was fine And and actually.
01:25:18.122 --> 01:25:18.663
I would know.
01:25:18.663 --> 01:25:19.345
Then, fine, good.
01:25:19.345 --> 01:25:22.132
And then Shazam I enjoyed.
01:25:22.132 --> 01:25:24.604
There's a couple of things.
01:25:24.604 --> 01:25:26.894
There's some nice emotional beats.
01:25:26.894 --> 01:25:32.134
That whole shows about movies, about family, and I think they portray the family really well.
01:25:32.134 --> 01:25:33.940
The family always cares about each other.
01:25:33.940 --> 01:25:39.841
And there's one thing that happens in there in the middle that I thought was so clever.
01:25:39.841 --> 01:25:43.328
It's set up perfectly and truly enjoyable.
01:25:43.328 --> 01:25:59.323
And the one girl that plays the there's like the three bad, bad women And the one girl, she's really interesting And she's in the new gotta be in the new Harger games And I'm like, okay, that's right.
01:25:59.345 --> 01:25:59.927
They're doing like a.
01:25:59.927 --> 01:26:00.854
is that a prequel?
01:26:00.873 --> 01:26:07.344
It's like a prequel, you know it's going to be terrible, But I'm like this girl's either, you know, I'm like she could maybe carry a movie, Okay.
01:26:08.688 --> 01:26:09.028
I love it.
01:26:09.028 --> 01:26:11.001
I love it, all right, what do?
01:26:11.020 --> 01:26:12.063
you got for us next week, Tony.
01:26:13.064 --> 01:26:19.487
Okay, so I was really fighting between two things Put your seatbelts on It's.
01:26:19.487 --> 01:26:21.895
you're talking about superhero movies.
01:26:21.895 --> 01:26:23.140
We just did a superhero movie.
01:26:23.140 --> 01:26:26.288
I feel like it's superhero time, it's summer.
01:26:26.288 --> 01:26:29.920
So we're going to do sort of a superhero movie.
01:26:29.920 --> 01:26:34.396
It's about superheroes, but it's not a superhero movie.
01:26:34.396 --> 01:26:36.481
I don't know if you're going to make sense, but it's Tim Allen.
01:26:36.481 --> 01:26:40.208
This is, of course, 2006's zoom.
01:26:40.208 --> 01:26:42.032
You ever heard of this movie?
01:26:43.113 --> 01:26:43.954
I think it's really good.
01:26:44.939 --> 01:26:46.824
All right, there's no way that's really good It.
01:26:46.824 --> 01:26:49.792
First of all, it's got 6%, 4% on rotten tomatoes.
01:26:49.792 --> 01:26:53.960
I don't think this movie is going to be good Now who's in this movie?
01:26:53.960 --> 01:26:58.287
You got Tim Allen as the lead, the dad.
01:26:58.287 --> 01:27:06.247
You got Courtney Cox, the Senate, kate Mara Mara which one is, yeah, mara, i don't know.
01:27:06.247 --> 01:27:08.653
Chevy Chase apparently has a role in this.
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I like this movie.
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I've seen this movie.
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It's great movie.
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You've seen this movie, yeah?
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It's got 4% from the critics and 33% from the fans.
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I hope you do like it.
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I'm excited to see it.
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I enjoyed this movie, This movie fun movie.
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It's a little more of a kids movie, okay, i can see that people, not this movie as I remember it.
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This would be fun.
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This would be a fun one to sort of look at as a movie.
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It felt like a Disney movie, but you know that you know that you know, it's kind of a spy kids kind of movie.
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You know where it's a little bit of a wish fulfillment kind of movie.
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And actually now I'm thinking about the plot.
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I believe the plot's pretty good and it's a really interesting plot And I think the ending is really good and Tim Allen is fine.
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Yeah, this doesn't sound right, dan.
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Let me just tell you what this the critical consensus is.
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This, lacking the punch and good cheer of the Incredibles, zoom is a dull and laugh-free affair, so I don't think it's good, Okay, well, we're going to see.
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It'd be interesting.
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I'm excited to watch it, But you know, and I'm not a big Tim Allen fan or anything but- you know, as I remember this is kind of a Galaxy Quest kind of movie where you're kind of like, okay, this is an interesting little ride of a weird movie.
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All right, well, let's see what happens.
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Yeah, you know what's the worst that could happen.
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We could actually like a movie, or I could like a movie.
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No, that'll never happen.
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You could be an idiot, not like it.
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I am always an idiot, all right, when I stand by it.
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So this has been Aquaman.
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This is a fun one.
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Yeah, I mean, that's the thing about this Aquaman movie.
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If you said, if somebody said to me I like that movie, I'd be like okay.
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I wouldn't want to punch him in the face, but I would.
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I wouldn't prod further, I'd be like, okay, but how did you feel about Mira?
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Tell me that If you say you liked her, you're out.
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You're out of here.
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If you're like, i liked the movie in spite of her.
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I'll give it to you.
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Yes And yeah.
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so if you like what you see, give us a thumbs up, leave a comment or even subscribe.
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People can subscribe.
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It's the thing you do when you do be subscribed.
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Some can they?
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they don't do it.
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Some channels have millions of subscribers.
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Not this channel, baby.
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We're a tight nip secret club.
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Let's keep it that way, guys.
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We'll be talking next week about Tim Allen's zoom.
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Apparently it'll be a pretty short episode where we talk about how much we like it.
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I just feel like the thumbs up.
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That's it, but as I remember it, there's a lot of it.
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It's a movie with a number of different tones, which that's okay, because Chevy Chase is Chevy Chase.
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We're going to be talking about Chevy Chase.
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He's a character.
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He's something All right.
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Yes, but from being like the highest paid comedy star in the world probably to being like a.
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he has a very big part in this.
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Yeah, he really blew it, poor guy.
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I mean, you know you got to feel bad a little bit, but we'll save it for next week.
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Yeah, we'll talk about it.
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So it's been a fun one and we'll see you next time.
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Zoom, Zoom, Zoom.
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Goodbye, everybody.