CFP First Round Preview and Sherrone MooooOOOHHMYGOD

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What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome, welcome back.
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This time I think we're gonna have some great audio.
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Look at that.
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Not if, not if I can, I can help it, help it.
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Nice.
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Yeah, that's pretty simple.
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A little fake echo there.
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Yeah.
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It's great.
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Uh, this is fourth and wrong.
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We are knee deep in the Christmas spirit here on the live stream.
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This is awesome.
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This is December 17th.
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We are a couple days away from the first playoff game.
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A lot going on, Chris.
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We haven't talked since uh things really exploded there up in Ann Arbor.
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Can we start there?
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First off, how are you?
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I'm doing great.
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I'm doing fantastic.
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Um you know, sports-wise, I think it could be better, but overall, life-wise, well.
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I mean, not a lot of hope for the for the knolls on the gridiron.
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Turns out the uh the old basketball team could be maybe the worst team we've had in my lifetime.
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How is that even?
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It's year one.
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It's year one, it's year one for the new coach.
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But yeah, things aren't going great there.
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Uh Falcons are obviously terrible.
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And Braves, we'll see.
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We'll see what happens with the Braves.
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Uh I miss that we are declaring war on Venezuela as we speak.
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Is that what's going on?
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That's what that's what Trump's talking about.
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Oh god.
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I want to wait until we're gonna talk about Trump at some point during the show.
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Oh god.
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Okay.
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Let's talk about Trump.
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I just I do want to talk about his new plaques that he hung up in the in the White House.
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Okay, let's talk about Trend more real quick.
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Speaking of I don't know, man.
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What are your thoughts here?
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First of all, obviously that story as it unfolded was one of the more insane things.
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It's like I was just having a day, you know, going along my day.
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I see a tweet from Adam Schefter.
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It's like Sherone Moore has been fired for cause at Michigan.
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Now, at first I saw it and I was like, well, fired seems kind of crazy.
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Like I mean, I know that Michigan fans probably don't like Sherone Moore that much because it's they won a championship with Harbaugh.
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He left and he kind of just got thrown in the mix and they were great this year.
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Well, that's this is what I'm thinking in my head as things go.
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And then uh then you see four cause, you're like, oh, four cause.
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That's interesting.
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Um, and then the details just slowly, slowly start to leak out as the day goes on.
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Yeah, four cause for Cosby reasons for for for Bill Cosby reasons, that's why.
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Fucking pervert.
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So, anyways, uh go ahead.
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So, Sherman Moore out, obviously having a relationship with the staffer.
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Um, but not only that, unfortunately, got the staffer pregnant.
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Now, Shrone Moore does have a wife and three children, so yeah, probably should have that part.
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This becomes a problem when you do things like this, yeah.
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Um, they did not have a child together, though, Chris.
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Uh Sharone thought it was a good idea to make her uh exterminate that pregnancy.
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I'm not gonna get into whether that's right or wrong.
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I'm a firm believer in women having the right to choose over their body.
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Always, always, always.
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I will also tell you, as somebody that I'm sure, just like most people here, have had to dabble in the opposite of plan A once in their life.
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Door dashing a plan B, not your not your best move, Sharone.
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Door-dashing a plan B pill, wow, brother.
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A tough look.
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Um, I'll keep as much of a paper trail in this as possible.
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Another tough look is um attempting to pay her off to not say anything about it by giving her a raise using come uh, you know, I was say company, but school funds, yeah.
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To basically kind of figure out a legitimate way to pay her off for the support.
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I mean, there's just so much going on.
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It was a standard raise.
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It was wasn't like it was anything crazy, it was a$55,000 a year job, and she jumped up to 90.
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That happens sometimes.
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Also, yeah, let's like hey, say hey to people in the chat.
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Um, obviously, um lol, it's Hanny.
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Uh we're talking about the Shrown Moore thing.
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Shout out Charlie Edwards, went to prom with this guy, not together.
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We had separate dates that were both women.
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Um, just want to clarify that.
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And then also Jay Glasgow is good to hear from you.
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Can I can I go in?
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Because I had some feelings.
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So that was all that.
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Yeah.
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That all happened over the last year.
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Now you got all these college football people coming out saying, Well, yeah, we had all heard that this was going on, and because we're journalists, you know, we we didn't really have the truth, so we couldn't report it, but we knew this was going on.
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So then it comes out shortly after Michigan was loses to Ohio State, by the way.
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And then it comes out uh that he has taken this news quite negatively.
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This was the wildest part that no one talked about.
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What that he tried to kill himself and then kill her.
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That part was cool.
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Um, that's a power move right there, if I've ever seen one.
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Um, you make it everyone else's problem, Sharon.
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Good for you.
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Um, no, the part where he was like, they told him a month ago, like, hey, we're gonna investigate this, and if this is bad, like you're gonna be fired.
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And then he started being like openly insubordinate because the idea was that the the murmurs and and rumors that were coming around from uh Ann Arbor was that he was just being insubordinate, and and there was like he was like openly frustrated with the administration, and and no one could figure out why.
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And so then you start hearing the stories that were like, well, he never felt like he had a fair shake because he was black.
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You never he he felt like that the they were out to get him for a number of reasons.
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And I'm not gonna speak on any of that because I don't know the ins and outs of what he felt about that.
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I do know the ins and outs of him going in and out of a staffer, and that part I think is very fireable, a very fireable offense.
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I think the frustrating part for me is from just somebody covering college football, right?
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And the frustrating part for me is this is a guy who has been he's not only been like the face of the program in the midst of all their turmoil, he's he's been like their safety blanket when they were going through all their shit with Harbaugh.
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Like Harbaugh suspended for three games.
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Who deserves to be coach?
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Sharon Moore.
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Nobody understands more what it means to be a Michigan man than Sharone Moore, and it's like all this stuff that you've heard over and over, and and where I really get like incensed, and that's probably the best word to use for it with all this, is there's there are few programs in the country that look down their nose at the rest of the fucking country more so than Michigan.
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Like there are a few there are a few programs that that have a bigger ego in the country academically and athletically than Michigan.
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And I said this a bunch when they won the national title a couple years ago, which is hey man, it's awesome you guys won the national title.
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Before that, you were living off a fucking carcass of a program where you had a half a national title since 1948, and then you want to talk about how you're you're a blue blood because you have so many wins and all this other stuff.
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I mean, but before the last several years, go back five years.
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This would not have been a story, it would have been a joke because he's not somebody, it's it's not a program that is that is shut the fuck up, Eddie.
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We're not talking about previews at all tonight.
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It's just an hour of Sharone Moore sex talk.
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Um, this was a good point that Charlie Edwards brings up.
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Now I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hate on part of that.
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Um because for eight dollars, those people will do anything.
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Now, if you want to support this war in Ukraine by funding that that type of that type of person, I get it, Sharon.
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I get good for you, brother.
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Good for you helping girls make dreams out of their lives.
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But doing it at halftime, doing it the moment you get out of jail, like that.
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That was the that was the scariest part for me, which was there are times in your life where if you're going through a lot of stuff, you need to hit a rock bottom.
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It's very clear that he was not gonna hit a rock bottom.
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Not until he got caught.
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I mean, this is a man that was uh you could tell from when he was filling in for Harbaugh when he was suspended, and he's got that crazy interview.
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You remember that when he's like he's crying, really breaking down.
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Like this man is not he the mental there's a lot going on there, and I know he played at Michigan, and maybe there's some CTE stuff going on there, but clearly not a very stable man mentally.
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Uh a couple or emotionally, as we also learned.
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Um yeah.
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And there's parts of this, there's parts of this story that aren't are are very much not funny, and it's kind of our job to like make light of situations and not take everything too seriously and then like have the show be somewhat of an escape for for some stuff.
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Um now, not the same type of escape that you would have if you were hitting up an OnlyFans model to get away from your wife and kids, but a different kind of escape, a more humorous escape with there's one guy that's supporting Sharon Moore still, it's that guy.
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Um but no, I I think you're right.
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I think I think the other part that's so sad is he had a wife with three kids.
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He there he he went over to that girl's house.
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I mean, like he he fucked up.
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Like, and we all fuck up at times, like we we've all been at like we've all done stuff that we we immediately regret.
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Yeah, this went on for my usually not like murder or suicide.
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Usually, no, usually, usually that's not even top five for most people, but for him it was and brother top one, top two, and an eight two top two and an eight two.
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Here's the other thing, too.
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From an efficiency standpoint, no wonder this team struggled so much under him.
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Butter knives, how long do you want the process to be?
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Uh but like I want you to think about that.
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Like, if he would have carried out with that, it would have been no, no, I'm I'm serious, I'm serious, dude.
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Just like the the bottom deck of the Titanic violins playing as the ship's going down, just no, I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
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Hold on, hold on.
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This must be your problem, too.
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Like, what?
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I don't think he had the thickest skin based off of everything that I've seen him in in past uh interviews and stuff, like you brought up, but also, like, I mean, my god, dude, it just it was it was so bad, but I going back to the program as as a whole, it it like it couldn't happen to a bigger group of assholes.
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It it just could not happen outside of the SEC.
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It could not happen to a bigger group of assholes because I think in the even in the SEC, everyone down here at least somewhat realizes, like, yeah, I don't know, man.
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That's pretty tough to have to pull for one of these these programs from a morality standpoint or an academic standpoint.
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And in Michigan's a great school, but them having great academics has allowed them to sit here and, like I said, look down their nose at people and think about how much better they are than the rest of the country.
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And I I've said this forever, Tyler.
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The state of Michigan as a whole is just Alabama up north.
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It's it's if Alabama was shaped like a fucking mitten, it's the same place.
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It they it's equally white trash, it's equally racist in redneck, and everyone there, like like I didn't say everyone, like a solid 17 to 23 percent of the population in each state looks like fucking Bob Seeger.
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Not by choice.
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Yeah, and you can look that up, Fad GPT.
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Eddie, pull up a picture of Bob Seeger.
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Yeah, immediately.
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Uh Eddie, do your fucking job.
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Pull up the best picture of Bob Seeger shirtless if you got it.
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I think the the best move for Michigan at this point, considering the timeline of how this happened, and I do find it interesting that uh came right after what National Siren Day.
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That was fucking horseshit.
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A lot of people I think rightly argue, like, what if Michigan had beat Ohio State and uh Oh yeah, wow.
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Look at Bob Seeger there with his shirt off.
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That's not give me give me 80 Seager, please, so it's even better.
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Um nine moves.
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But anyways, I just think, you know, had they beat Ohio State, made the playoff.
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Does this story ever come out?
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That's a really good point, dude.
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There he is again.
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That kind of looks like you, Tyler.
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Yeah, that's a little weird.
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Like the opposite amount of hair, but for sure.
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The rest.
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Good.
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If you were a uh what's that woolly woolly guy?
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Or you can draw the hair on.
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No, I I think I think what you just said is the best point that anyone's made, and that is it is it if this hadn't have happened, if they if they didn't come out with this, like if they didn't lose to Ohio State, I don't think anybody would have uh you wouldn't have heard about it.
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No, they just would have kept moving along and probably would have got buried because I mean according to pretty much anybody that talks about college football for a living, they're like, Yeah, we had heard strong rumors about this whole situation like mid-season.
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So it wasn't like it just came out like that day.
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It happened for a year.
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They named a pizza after her.
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Right.
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Did you see the pizza?
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I did not.
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It was like a fucking cauliflower vegan pizza.
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Well, did you see the girl?
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Kind of makes sense.
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So here's here's what I was gonna say about that.
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I am not gonna sit here and yuck anybody's yum and say that she's unattractive, that's horrible to her, and she's having to go through, I'm sure, a ton, even though she's still employed, by the way.
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Um, so I'm not gonna weigh in on her looks at all because I I don't I I don't have anything to say about that.
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It'd be a bad look if they fired her.
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No.
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Oh, it'll get way worse.
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She might be the next head coach.
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Just paid Shivers and her cauliflower pizza.
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No, but I I do I do think that the thing that's so gross about it is, and this happens, I think, sometimes when there's like cheating involved, which is like the crossover, like she was following his wife, she her his wife was following her, and it's like you feel so awful for this poor girl, and like like the wife and and this girl, but really like the wife, especially way more than the girl.
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But like the the amount that this was public is is the worst part.
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Where it's like that there was a picture of them like crossing the street together, which they could have just been walking towards the library and they were going across separate ways, but there's just no way to prove that at this point, and you've already incriminated yourself so badly that it's hard to give you the benefit of the doubt.
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I I think the grossest part to me is is, and this is purely speculation, and I will be assumptive when I say it, and also not feel fucking bad about it, considering what he what he did and and and the lengths that he did, he went to to do it.
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It felt like it was way too I I'm getting away with this.
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Let me see how much I can fucking bring this into the public or around, and nobody fucking knows because I'm smarter than everyone else in the room, which is a very, very real trait of most narcissists that do shit like this.
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Yeah, it's uh it's a sad story.
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It's fun to make fun of at first, but then you start to get into details, it's just like God, I mean, that poor family.
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But um I I think at this point, Michigan's best move as a school is to just that Biff Pogey guy, whatever his name is, that's on the staff that's been like there for a while.
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Just make him the coach for next year.
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It doesn't make sense to try to scramble and put together a contract for somebody last minute, and then probably get into a bad contract that you want to be in if it doesn't work out.
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So take the next year to do your due diligence.
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He's the stop gap.
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I mean, it sucks, but I just don't think I don't think you're gonna pry Debore away from Bama.
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I mean, do you think that's still a thing or no?
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I know before we talk about that.
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I do want to bring the Biff Pogy thing real quick as as Eddie looks for a picture for him.
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With Debor, what Eddie?
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I asked you to get a picture of Biff Pogey.
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Also, that name, if you told me that they named a Biff Pogey after the girl, I would be like, Oh, what kind of food is that?
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That's sick.
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That's that sounds pretty cool.
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Um Sharon Moore got in trouble for giving a biff pogie or receiving a biff pogie from said girl, I would have also been like, Yeah, that that tracks, bro.
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All that tracks.
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Um I got my biff pogie filled with my mecha boogah.
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I am mecha-aboogad all over my biff poge, and that's when she left.
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I didn't get a second date after that.
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Um, and this is why you come to the show.
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This is why once every three weeks we do this shit, and it's fucking great.
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And I I love it forever.
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Um, no, the the thing too, Tyler, is like with with Debore, I hope it's not true.
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I will tell you everything that I I know from like a now.
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Here's before we get into this, here's here's my other question about the Sharon Moore part.
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Can we zoom in on that?
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The only way this guy's his name would have to be Div Pogue.
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You're just looking at him.
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I want to I want to play a game.
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We don't have Call She as a sponsor yet, but I I want to play a game.
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If you were to zoom in and just crop the this this part above where like the the cutoff is, like slightly like below his neckline and above his forearm into a rectangle.
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Percentage chances that that if you put that picture sent from Paige Shivers to Sharon Moore, he'd be like, that's fucking hot.
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I don't think you can put Biff Pogey as a coach because I think Sharon Moore might try to fuck him.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Okay, that's where we cross lines.
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Kalchi, uh, did you see that Kalchi has filed forms to accept bets on who enters the NCAA transfer portal?
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That's the worst thing that's gonna happen to college football ever.
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It it seems like we say that sentence every week.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Private equity money.
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Unlimited.
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With Debore, what this is all what I've been told.
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I trust my source on it.
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Um, and then and then we'll get into the college things.
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I think it's very important, then we'll we'll do the the preview and stuff like that.
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This is also great.
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I'm so glad we were able to do this.
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It's good to have Eddie back.
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Um issues with the audio.
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Okay, coaching.
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Yeah, let's go.
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Debor.
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So with Debore, what I was told before the Auburn game was he has no desire to leave Bama.
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He has he has no desire to leave Bama.
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He also doesn't really have a desire to go into a full offseason where he is on the hot seat, and I don't think he's gonna be on the hot seat, even if they lose to Oklahoma.
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I just don't think it's gonna happen.
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I think Ty Simpson is gonna come back probably.
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Um, I I hope that they can figure that out with um Keelan Russell because I hope that kid is a quarterback of the future.
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But I I don't think that he is going to leave unless he feels like he's on the hot seat, and I don't think Alabama's gonna put him on the hot seat at all.
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Now, getting to the College Ball playoff in year two is a really, really big deal.
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I think if you ask any Michigan fan, they are under the impression that he is very available and they're gonna go after him.
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I agree with one of those things.
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They're gonna go after him and they're going to spend a lot of money with whoever their next coach is.
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I think Dillingham is a much better and more viable and realistic option than than what they currently uh are talking about with Dabor.
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I I just I don't see why Dabor would leave.
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Now there's there's there's stuff like Courtney Morgan.
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Like I I wrote about this like last week on on Louisiana Sports.net, which was like a shameless plug.
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I don't know why he would leave.
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I the the one thing I do know about Debore is he's never going to leave without all of or as many coaches.
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Coaches in tow as possible.
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And that's a reason why he's you know, he had like eight guys come for come with him from Washington to Bama originally.
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Six of those eights were also guys that had been with him since he was at Fresno State, then Washington, then Bama.
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So it's a very tight-knit group that he likes his guys and wants to win.
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One of the biggest and most important parts of that is Courtney Morgan, the GM of Alabama, um, who's in charge of all these great recruiting classes.
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They and they're killing it in recruiting.
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I think they're second in the country right now behind USC with a lot less commits than USC.
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That's a Michigan grad that was a three-year letterman and two-year all conference guy at Michigan.
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Um, could it happen?
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Sure.
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I don't think it's gonna happen.
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Back to Cal She.
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Well, no, I we don't have to talk too much about the Colchi.
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It's just insane to me that it when you talk about things that are direct you could directly affect as a player, um, and like kind of rig the system in a sense.
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Yeah, I mean you can enter the transfer portal and take yourself out.
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So if someone makes a bet and says, hey, let's put 10 grand on you hitting the portal and then we'll split the I mean it's just I don't see why they they filed for it, and and I I think I saw that they expected to be up and running making bets by next Wednesday.
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I thought it was today.
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Or maybe it makes more sense that it's it's it's it's end of end of business or call of business on Wednesday.
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Oh my god.
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I mean, it's so bad.
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What?
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Um I it's so bad, and it's so uh you you want to sit here, Tyler, and say, well, it's it's so easily manipulated or manipulated.
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Because I think the I I tweeted this earlier, the only people this is good for are Cauchy execs, and then the group of 18 to 22-year-olds in college that are going to be absolutely going around with their frats, going around with their buddies, dude.
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So-and-so is in my class, he's not going anywhere, bank on it, like in all this inside information that they're gonna be trying to make but you know, make enough money to get bar drinks out of.
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I I don't I don't see what the benefit is.
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I just I don't see what the benefit is.
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And in the in this case, I think that the the downside of it is so horribly bad for the sport that it would be very disappointing if they went through with it.
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But as we've seen over and over again, nothing matters anymore, and they don't care.
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No, so I don't know what's gonna happen with this.
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Uh it'll be interesting.
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Maybe I'll make some bets.
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But who would you bet on?
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Now I hear an echo.
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I hear an echo too.
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God damn it.
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How about now?
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What about now?
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No, I don't.
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Wow, Eddie.
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Thanks a lot, Eddie.
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You sacked me.
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Okay, let's talk about let's talk about uh let's talk about the playoffs here.
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Let's talk about one thing real quick too.
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That everyone needs to tune in to the Alabama South Florida game because if Latrell White Right Soul hits one more three-pointer, we're going to all collectively win$118.
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And that would be really good for Christmas gifts.
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Or I'll or I'll die.
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Oh, ooh.
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Why'd you put why'd you stick your tongue out?
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Well, everyone look at Tyler.
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Everyone look at Tyler.
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I was trying to see.
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What a freak.
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I don't know what's going on.
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All right.
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All right.
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I'll I'll take it over from here.
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I'll I'll host for a second.
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You go ahead and sneeze.
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Guys, we're at war with Venezuela.
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Um, but that's not gonna stop us from being very excited about the college football playoff.
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And nothing goes hand in hand like the oil economy in Venezuela, a country that has been bankrupted twice, not once but twice, despite having oil, fun fact.
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Um, and I don't know what the other part was gonna say.
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I just wanted to really let you guys know that I knew about Venezuela's economy going bankrupt twice.
00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:06.319
It might have it might have actually been Trinidad and Tobago.
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Yeah, well, it's tough that you confuse the two.
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It seems like maybe what if they what if they just branched off?
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Trinidad and Tobago?
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Yeah, they're several ways.
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Like just in like which one do you think would be more successful?
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Trinidad or Tobago?
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Tobago, Tobago.
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I who knows.
00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:32.559
Speaking of Trinidad, what about that Ole Miss game?
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Yeah, fuck up, Eddie.
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We're talking about real stuff here.
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Okay.
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Let's let's certainly let's start with the two-way and old miss job.
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All right, let's get it off into this JMU.
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Um well, hold on.
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Let's let's we haven't talked about the the playoff yet.
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Thoughts as a whole, big picture.
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What did you think about the playoff scenario?
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We'll get let's keep it to five minutes and then we'll get into the playoff preview.
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What do you mean the playoff scenario?
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We did we already talked about this.
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No, we didn't.
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Last week?
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We didn't have a show last week.
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Yeah, we did.
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Did we?
00:27:09.039 --> 00:27:11.440
We technically had two, I guess, because I was echoing.
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Um okay, that's fair.
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:15.920
Um let's get into games.
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Well, going into this week, what game are you most excited for?
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Which one do you think sucks?
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I'm most excited for Miami, Texas AM.
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Same.
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Uh, because that's one of the best friends.
00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:35.519
I think that Miami has been getting better as the end of the season.
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Usually they're kind of opposite, like they get worse as the season goes on.
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:39.759
Yeah, yeah.
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But ever since they had the little trip up against SMU, which I mean, SMU's you know, top 25-ish team.
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They went on the road, they lost by six points.
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Not a great loss.
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It really spoiled any chance they had at the ACC title, which is very funny for me as a Florida State fan that they have been in the league since I think 2003 and they've never won the ACC, the worst conference in America.
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But I do think that they are very talented, they have an incredible O line, D-line.
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Texas AM didn't end the season great.
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You know, the the last two FBS teams they played, they have South Carolina, they were down huge, and they had to come back.
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:29.680
Miracle win at home 31-30, and then they lost against Texas on the road, only scored 17 points.
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Right, right.
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Um it is a home game, but man, I like Miami.
00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:37.839
I just think that's probably the best matchup.
00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:41.519
Um JMU Oregon, I'm I have no interest in.
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I mean that's JMU doesn't have a coach, or you know, their coaches already decided to leave.
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:54.000
Oregon, both their OC and their DC are on the way out.
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Uh this is just a weird game.
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I hate the calendar, but I don't want to bitch too much about it.
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What about you?
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What do you think is the best matchup?
00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:02.400
That you already said that.
00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:05.119
But anything else that catch your eye?
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I mean, Oklahoma, Bama.
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I think it's an interesting matchup.
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No doubt.
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:10.960
The best matchup.
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:16.400
I think the best game is gonna end up being um why is there an echo all of a sudden?
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:22.079
I think the best matchup is gonna end up being uh AM Miami.
00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:27.920
Yeah, Eddie, also just real quick, whatever happened with the echo and then it went away.
00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:29.920
Let's like, you have no idea?
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:30.480
Okay, cool.
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:30.880
Never mind.
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:31.200
Never mind.
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:33.359
Okay, I was gonna say let's just keep on that.
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:37.519
Um I'll just kill myself instead, it's fine with a button knife.
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:44.000
Anyway, no, I I think that it's gonna be it's gonna be the best matchup in terms of like we've seen it before.
00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:46.160
It was a really great game earlier with Bama, Oklahoma.
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I think it's gonna be a really good game again.
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:52.160
I I but I think that that game is gonna be so fucking miserable to watch.
00:29:52.480 --> 00:29:55.680
It's it's going to be Iowa, Nebraska.
00:29:55.920 --> 00:29:58.799
Whereas AM Miami, I think it's gonna be 34-30.
00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:05.759
I think AM is gonna end up pulling it out, but I think um, or maybe not, maybe they'll sure own more it and they won't pull out.
00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:07.279
And and Miami wins that game.
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:08.960
Boom, bingo, bango, bongo.
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:09.839
Oh man, you know what?
00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:12.720
That would be an abortion for Texas AM to lose that game.
00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:15.759
That's I'm glad that we can bring that word back, you know.
00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:17.200
Is that not a real word anymore?
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:17.680
You can't see that.
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:19.599
Do you remember the show that you were at?
00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:21.599
This is a true story back when I did comedy.
00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:24.480
I did a show that one person told me this joke would work.
00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:26.480
One person, it was Jeff Colby.
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:29.279
Tyler was in, like, I think you were in like a third row.
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:34.480
And I I was like, I was doing this this part of the show where I would say one-liners that were all bad.
00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:40.640
And I go, Yeah, a lot of my friends are really anti-abortion, but not me.
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:46.480
I'm I'm very, very old school when it comes to abortion stuff.
00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:50.799
Like, I will only use a wooden coat hanger when it comes to abortion.
00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:54.480
And when I tell you, no one laughed.
00:30:54.720 --> 00:30:56.559
No one laughed at that joke.
00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:57.519
Not even me.
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Not even you.
00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:01.039
I looked over at you for support and you were like, yo.
00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:05.759
I gave you the old cartoon hook, like I was like pulling your neck.
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:06.880
Yeah, it was great.
00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:07.839
Um, all right.
00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:13.119
So we which can't I I'm I have nothing for JMU Oakla or JMU Oregon at all.
00:31:13.359 --> 00:31:17.359
I have to start with two lane old miss if you want.
00:31:17.759 --> 00:31:19.440
But the two big ones are what we need to talk about.
00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:22.880
Yeah, I mean the two lane old miss, obviously, we've seen the matchup so far.
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:28.799
It's a completely different setup now because Lane Kiffin's gone, Pete Golding's in as head coach.
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:31.599
You've got some of the staffers that came back for this game.
00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:36.000
How much effort have they put into this versus like working for LSU?
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:37.519
And Tulane, same thing.
00:31:37.599 --> 00:31:43.279
I mean, their coach has gone to Florida, and he's working two jobs at one time, two jobs one time.
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:45.039
You've seen that movie, right?
00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:46.559
No.
00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:51.039
Well, even Eddie's looking at you like two girls, one cup reference.
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:53.680
Uh it was a stretch, but that is a stretch.
00:31:53.759 --> 00:31:57.920
Speaking of stretch, Sharon Moore out as Michigan head coach.
00:31:59.119 --> 00:32:02.880
Um, I I just I don't see the the old miss.
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:06.160
I I think they probably win this game.
00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:18.079
Probably put up close to 40 points on Tulane, and Tulane may throw up 20 to 25 points, and it's just gonna be one of those games that's like uh okay, that was fun.
00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:19.920
I don't know if that should be a playoff game.
00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:29.039
Eddie just made his own joke and then put up his own joke on the actual chat, which is so sick, dude.
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:36.960
You know what I'm really glad for that that two girls one cup thing was not around for Twitter or Elon's Twitter because it would have been everywhere against my fucking she drank the poop.
00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:37.680
Is that what happened?
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:38.960
That's gross, dude.
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:44.160
Um it was everywhere, just um, yeah.
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:51.759
I feel like shitting on chess is not as uh in style, in vogue, if you will, anymore.
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:54.079
And that is something in Trump's America.
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:56.880
Now, going to war with Venezuela, I don't know.
00:32:57.039 --> 00:33:02.880
I don't know yet to have an assessment, not having as much shitting on chess, that's something I'm happy about.
00:33:03.119 --> 00:33:04.720
So let's get back to the football.
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:06.880
Um, that's what you came here for.
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:12.720
And speaking of came here, Jerome Moore not on the show tonight, but I do want to say this.
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.039
He came here, he came everywhere.
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:19.119
Except in the condom.
00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:21.920
Oh, Eddie is on a roll.
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:23.200
Eddie's on a roll most nights.
00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:28.880
Eddie was like, I'm not doing the show, but he didn't say he wasn't doing the show because he was at a happy hour.
00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:33.839
No, you see, you don't understand uh Eddie Booz's language.
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:38.000
He was actually saying that he had the chance to do the happy hour.
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:44.960
But knowing him, he would have had too much to drink, so he's gonna put it off till tomorrow to do that and do the show tonight.
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:49.519
And that's why I said, Wow, you stepped up for the show, you put the show first.
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:50.079
Respect.
00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:52.880
Yeah, you thought he was being disrespectful.
00:33:53.119 --> 00:34:01.359
In my very, very typical um way of thinking that everyone is always out to get me for no reason.
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:02.960
I thought he was just canceling the show.
00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:04.000
But that's something me and Dr.
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:05.519
Rocky will have to work on later.
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:10.400
Anyway, um, if we hit a three here, we're gonna win$118.
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:11.360
Hit it.
00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:14.400
Um, so seems like he didn't hit it.
00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:19.679
He pump faked and then got rid of the ball and then gave it to my least favorite player, this fucking idiot.
00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:21.360
He's got the ball again.
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:23.519
Um and he turns it over.
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:30.960
Okay, so here's the thing the Tulane Ole Miss game, I think, has a potential to be really fun for a number of reasons.
00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:44.320
Mainly because you're talking about an old miss team that is coming off of a very similar situation with Tulane and their coach leaving, but the situation is much different at the same time because Tulane is so happy with their season.
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:54.960
Um, even though they lost by 35 earlier in the year to Ole Miss, their entire existence is like, oh man, like go be great, best of luck, so proud of you.
00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:59.599
He gave them a hundred thousand dollars to spend on their next like NIL cycle.
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:01.519
I thought that was like really, really awesome.
00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:03.920
Um also just like fuck you, money.
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:05.440
Like, yeah, y'all, listen.
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:07.760
Like, I'm so fucking rich now.
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:08.559
Watch this.
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:13.199
Eddie one time sent me$22 on Apple Pay, and that had the same exact feeling.
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:28.400
So um, I think that when when you talk about the when you talk about like going into this game, I think you have a a potential for uh Tulane to come in backs against the wall in terms of it's the same team we've already played, no one believes in us.
00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:30.400
We're the G5 highest G5 team.
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.400
They should they maybe they shouldn't be in the playoffs, maybe they should, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:36.079
They can go shock the world.
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:45.199
And I think that I think that that coaching staff is probably more not invested, but probably more present than the old miss coaching staff.
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:57.679
I say all that to also say in the first meeting, Ole Miss made them, made Jake Retzlav look so fucking bad that one of the best quarterbacks in the country over the at the time, over the last year plus, he was benched.
00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:02.159
Um, and we expected Ole Miss to go in there and be great offensively.
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:11.599
I did not expect them to have their defense, god damn it, have their defense be able to shut them down so much that they they end up benching the quarterback.
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:24.079
I also think this there's no one in this entire field that is more rationally or irrationally furious with everyone than Ole Miss.
00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:31.760
And if you if you gave me the the the chance to pick, hey, will Tulane upset Ole Miss or will Ole Miss score 70?
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:34.400
I would go with Ole Miss scoring 70.
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:35.920
That's fair enough.
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:39.360
All right, let's talk Miami, Texas AM real quick.
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:42.239
Um what is the current line?
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:43.920
Three and a half for AM?
00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:44.719
Yeah.
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:46.480
Okay.
00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:49.360
First of all, let me give you thoughts on that.
00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:49.679
Yeah, I did.
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:50.159
I swear to God.
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:51.760
I swear to God, I'm not making that up.
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:57.679
Because to me, like initial thoughts would be to grab that line all day for Miami plus three and a half.
00:36:57.840 --> 00:36:58.159
Okay.
00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:05.039
Um I think obviously Miami's got the better defense between the two.
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:08.880
I think Miami's got just as good of an offense as Texas AM.
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:16.159
On the road, I I love Elko, like him a lot better than Crystal Ball as far as in-game coaching.
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:21.039
Um, I think Miami's special teams is better than Texas AM's.
00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:21.360
Yeah.
00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:25.360
So if I'm gonna get three and a half points, especially with that hook, I love to take it.
00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:28.079
So I will definitely take Miami plus three and a half.
00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:32.400
Now, as far as who wins the game, I think that's a little bit more of a toss-up.
00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:34.400
Um, what are your thoughts?
00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:37.039
Because you said you think uh AM eventually wins.
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:45.599
So walking through this game, I look at it and I think Miami has more to prove.
00:37:45.840 --> 00:38:07.760
And I think Miami's going to go into this game with their hair on fire with a really good quarterback and a really good team, a really, really good uh uh defensive front seven, and they're gonna go into a situation where Carson Beck is usually at his worst in big games, but he's going up against a team that has three interceptions all season.
00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:10.079
That's almost fucking impossible to do, by the way.
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:12.320
Like, let me make sure I'm right on this.
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:18.000
But three interceptions all season in in over the course of 12 games is is almost fucking impossible.
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:18.960
And that is correct.
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:21.360
Three interceptions, they are minus seven.
00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:30.719
Uh you you look at the the actual the five teams from the SEC from a turnover margin standpoint, Bama is best out of all five teams at plus seven.
00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:39.519
Georgia is at zero, olmus and and uh and Oklahoma are at minus two a piece, and then um AM is at minus seven.
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:44.960
That's not a winning brand of football, I think that they can play for and sustain.
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:52.159
They're they're gonna be at home and they are gonna be in front of a crowd that's bigger than anything Miami has played in front of in quite some time.
00:38:52.320 --> 00:39:00.079
And I think the other part of it too is Miami's gonna go into this game, I I think throwing every single fucking thing they can at them in the first half.
00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:07.119
And then Elko's gonna go into halftime, and he's gonna say some shit that's gonna fucking tear the paint off the walls at halftime.
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:08.719
And there he goes.
00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:11.760
Look, ghost Mike Toscano's in here, Milkman.
00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:26.880
Um I think it there he's gonna go into to the halftime motivational speech down seven to ten points, and he is going to absolutely light a fire under them, and they're gonna come out in the second half.
00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:46.639
And the second half, as as little as AM is um in terms of like, or I guess what's the best way to put it, as as little tested as they are in comparison to a lot of teams that are in the playoff, because they haven't played anybody worth the shit or beaten anybody with the shit for most of the season.
00:39:46.960 --> 00:40:09.599
I think they're gonna be in a situation in the fourth quarter where they're at home and they're gonna look across the sideline and fucking Mario Crystal, the guy that refused to take a knee against Georgia Tech a season ago, is going to be ahead with a lead in the first round of a playoff game with a chance to go into the next round and play an Ohio State team and have all this in front of them, and then sit there and say, What do I fucking do now?
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:12.400
And I don't trust him and Carson Beck in that scenario.
00:40:12.480 --> 00:40:15.119
I think Carson Beck is a great and very talented quarterback.
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:25.840
I do not think Carson Beck is going to be able to go on the road in a hostile environment in front of 102,000 people and escape 60 minutes of football without a fucking turnover.
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:29.199
I like where your head's at here.
00:40:29.280 --> 00:40:31.119
I think we're seeing the board.
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:37.360
Do we go Miami lead at halftime AM outright?
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:39.519
Oh, I love that.
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:41.199
As the bet.
00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:44.480
Did he get is that my man's not even in the fucking game?
00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:45.280
I like that.
00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:46.639
That's you say plus 550.
00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:47.920
You want me to look it up right now, Tyler?
00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:49.599
I would love you to look it up right now.
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:51.440
Let's see what we can get on those odds.
00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:58.320
Right now, my lean is Miami plus three and a half, but I would love to see the the odds on that bet.
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:00.400
I'll look it up for you.
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:00.880
Okay.
00:41:01.039 --> 00:41:04.480
How long is there anything else you like board-wise in this game?
00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:11.679
Because I'm looking at it also, Miami plus three and a half is um is plus one fifteen.
00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:14.320
I'm sorry, minus one fifteen in favor of Miami.
00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:19.119
You got a lot of you got a lot of juice on the side of one versus the other in this this weekend.
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:24.320
Um Miami plus three and a half is minus one fifteen versus minus one oh five in favor of AM.
00:41:24.639 --> 00:41:29.840
Uh Tulane plus 17.5 is minus 115 versus minus 105 in favor of Ole Miss.
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:37.119
And then you have Oregon minus 20 and 20 and a half, which is minus 120 uh in comparison to even for JMU.
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:42.639
I kind of I don't know, dude.
00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:45.760
I mean, is it possible in that JMU game?
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:48.400
I don't like that number though, 20 and a half.
00:41:48.480 --> 00:41:50.400
I wish it was 21 and a half.
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:56.000
But I mean, to get those good of odds on there on them, but no, I'm staying away from those games.
00:41:56.079 --> 00:41:57.599
I have no idea what those are they're gonna do.
00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:01.599
I'll probably bet on the Bama Oklahoma game and the Miami Texas AM game.
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:07.280
Plus 750.
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:12.000
Plus 750, Miami leading at halftime, and X uh Texas AM win outright.
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:21.440
You know what's wild, Tyler, is that usually the the home favorite, especially not the favorite, but the home favorite, win the first half and win the full game is minus money.
00:42:21.599 --> 00:42:24.239
It's plus 110 for AM.
00:42:26.880 --> 00:42:27.840
Interesting.
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:30.079
That is interesting.
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:36.159
98% of the public money coming from Vegas is on one Saturday game.
00:42:36.320 --> 00:42:38.880
Remember that episode when I did that, and you were like, what does that mean?
00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:42.159
And I was like, I was really fucking hoping you guys would tell me because I I don't know.
00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:42.719
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:44.800
That was the set of my research.
00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:53.119
All right, so give me Texas AM 30, Miami 28.
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:55.039
I like that pick a lot.
00:42:55.199 --> 00:43:02.079
The the over-under in the game is 48 and a half, so they're saying that's in the under, the juice is on the under at minus 115.
00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:03.280
I didn't see that coming.
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:06.159
Can I talk you into something?
00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:10.079
I I just see that being a higher scoring game than that.
00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:12.000
Can I talk you into something?
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:13.760
Okay, I'm listening.
00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:18.239
Miami plus 13 and a half.
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:23.280
Oregon minus 10 and a half.
00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:24.400
Okay.
00:43:25.039 --> 00:43:29.280
The over in Miami and Texas AM 38.5.
00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:34.000
I mean, I could definitely be talked into that.
00:43:34.239 --> 00:43:36.559
That's that feels like the bet of the week.
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:37.679
All right.
00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:40.079
Mark me down.
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:41.760
Mark me down.
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:46.079
Um, 48 and a half, Tyler, in comparison to even Bama, Oklahoma.
00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:47.519
The Bama, Oklahoma over.
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:48.800
Oh, it's 39 and a half.
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:50.079
Yikes, that's tough.
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:50.880
Yeah.
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:53.440
And you're almost tempted to take the under.
00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:53.920
Yeah.
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:59.760
Let's get to that game real quick because we're we're coming up to it here with about 15 minutes left.
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:01.920
I want you to get your time in here.
00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:02.480
Yeah.
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:08.719
How does Bama beat Oklahoma with as good as defense as they have without running the ball?
00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:11.760
Or do they magically run the ball in this game?
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:13.360
What if they did?
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:15.039
Alright.
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:18.480
Um, I don't have an answer for that because I don't think they can.
00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:32.719
I think when Alabama walks in that door, they grab Oklahoma by the back of the neck and they say, Listen, it's not Tuesday, but I'm having tacos tonight.
00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:42.559
And then you whip them legs apart, just like Sharon Moore, and say, You better not give me Sharon less than I want right now.
00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:46.400
Um, hey, ooh! Okay, so here's the deal.
00:44:47.440 --> 00:45:00.320
I don't think they can win without running the ball, but I will I will once again preface this by saying them running the football does not need to be running for 200 yards or even 150 yards.
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:05.119
It is running for 3.4 yards per carry.
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:06.320
That's it.
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:07.679
That is it.
00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:10.800
Now that's very tough to do against this defense.
00:45:11.039 --> 00:45:11.360
Yes.
00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:14.320
But if they can do that, I like their chances.
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:15.760
That's not the key to the game.
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:21.840
The key to the game is one stat and one stat only, Tyler, and that is fucking turnovers.
00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:23.440
And I've had enough to drink.
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:24.719
We're gonna get fired up here.
00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:25.199
Okay.
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:26.480
You lead the way.
00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:30.480
Why would I lead the way of you getting fired up?
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:37.119
Well, I mean, you lead the way and give your prediction, and then I'll go on a three-minute rant that's really seven minutes because I'm too drunk to talk.
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:39.519
All right.
00:45:39.760 --> 00:45:44.960
Well, if the key to the game is penalties, I do see that Oklahoma is seventh in the country.
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:46.000
Did I say penalties?
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:46.800
I meant turnovers.
00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:47.360
Penalties?
00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:48.400
What am I talking about?
00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:50.079
No, you did say turnovers, sorry.
00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:50.880
Okay.
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:52.719
But I also say penalties.
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:53.280
Bana.
00:45:53.760 --> 00:45:54.960
Not great at the penalties.
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:55.519
Yeah.
00:45:56.000 --> 00:45:56.880
Wouldn't you say?
00:45:57.599 --> 00:45:59.760
They're pretty much pretty bad at the penalties.
00:46:01.039 --> 00:46:04.320
One of the fewest penalized teams in the country or in the conference this year.
00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:05.360
No, I was kidding.
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:06.480
They're not bad.
00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:08.320
Turnovers, yes.
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:10.320
That was obviously the key to the game last time.
00:46:11.199 --> 00:46:15.760
I think the key to the game this time is obviously is Armason Thomas playing in this game?
00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:16.400
He is.
00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:20.159
Alabama's the second fewest penalized team in the SEC this year.
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:21.039
Good.
00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:22.159
You dumb bitch.
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:23.039
Do you like that?
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:24.000
I do like that.
00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:26.800
Didn't help him at home against Oklahoma, did it?
00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:27.679
Go ahead.
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:29.360
Talk your shit.
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:33.840
I think with time to heal up for Mateer.
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:36.880
Home game.
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:39.440
Did Oklahoma lose this year at home?
00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:42.559
Did they play anybody worth a shit?
00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:44.480
Yeah, they lost at home to Ole Miss.
00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:45.840
Alright.
00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:46.800
I remember that.
00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:48.000
That was tough.
00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:51.119
They've been on a little bit of a heater here towards the end of the year.
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:51.440
Yeah.
00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:54.079
Ever since that Ole Miss game.
00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:56.960
Seems like Oklahoma has gotten it together.
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:58.639
They went on the road, they beat Tennessee.
00:46:58.719 --> 00:47:00.159
They went on the road, they beat Alabama.
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:02.239
They beat both Missouri and LSU at home.
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:05.039
Now they haven't scored a lot of points in those games.
00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:08.000
But Missouri scored six against them.
00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:08.960
Yep.
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:15.920
Not that impressive that LSU scored 13, considering what the shape of that team was in towards the end of the year.
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:24.239
But at home, again, college football playoff game, so the crowd's gonna be even more ramped up than normal.
00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:26.559
I like the time off for Mateer.
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:31.599
Bama, on the other hand, has not looked great heading down the stretch here.
00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:36.320
Um they did lose to this Oklahoma team at home 21-23.
00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:46.639
I did uh they lost, and then you know, a little bit of a nail biter against Auburn there on the road, which happens in the Iron Bowl, and then a shellacking against Georgia.
00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:47.840
Shellacking.
00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:51.840
So my vibe is Oklahoma's gonna win this game.
00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:54.079
It's gonna be close, it's gonna be low scoring.
00:47:54.400 --> 00:48:00.000
I think Oklahoma finds a way to win it in the end.
00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:03.119
Yeah, I'll take 17 to 14.
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:07.039
Oklahoma.
00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:10.559
I'm gonna ask you for permission for one thing.
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:11.119
Okay.
00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:12.800
Or had some drinks.
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:15.440
All I've had tonight to eat was soup.
00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:17.119
I made a soup from scratch, Tyler.
00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:18.239
It was fucking delicious.
00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:19.840
Allie's not feeling great.
00:48:20.079 --> 00:48:23.280
Made her a chicken noodle soup with wild mushrooms.
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:26.239
I think all mushrooms are probably wild.
00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:34.800
Did you just like open up a can of candles and had the soup, like the the mushrooms and chicken and all that already?
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I spent$141 at the store at Albertson's, which is our Kroger.
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On soup.
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But also every Albertson's here is like just the seediest Kroger imaginable, just so you know.
00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:49.119
No, we had Albertson's in Tallahassee.
00:48:49.360 --> 00:49:08.239
I walk, dude, I walked in this morning to Kroger or to Albertson's to get a um to get a thing of cookies for like my co-workers, and there are Christmas cookies, and there was a guy on the phone who was just open, like just this, which is a staple in this type of demographic.
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Um, and I'll leave it at that.
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:13.920
And he said, um, he said, she looked at me and she goes, You ain't shit.
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And I said, Bitch, you ain't shit.
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I'm not the one fucking my first cousin.
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Uh thank you.
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And I was like, fucking, you know what?
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That's what I needed to hear.
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I've been on the fence about Alabama.
00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:29.599
So I'm gonna ask you a quick, quick favor here, Tyler.
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I don't appreciate you profiling Asians.
00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:35.280
I don't I don't appreciate you profiling agents in that way.
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Yeah, totally.
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He said, Oh no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Can I can I take the the fan hat off for a second?
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:50.559
The hair is like you wanted to show that great hairline.
00:49:50.800 --> 00:49:52.000
Wait, what happened?
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Am I out?
00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:54.480
Okay, yeah, now you're in.
00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:56.239
That's what that's what finally canceled me.
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It wasn't talking about the fucking dogs four years ago incessantly, it was this.
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Um oh no, I think Alabama, Golden, Oklahoma, hey okay.
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:10.719
So here's here's the deal.
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Um, can I be a fan for a second?
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Because I'm gonna I'm gonna I would like to operate from there.
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Yes.
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All right, here's what we're gonna do.
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This little bit.
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Okay, now Remy saw it by saying okay, Oklahoma's a very good team.
00:50:34.639 --> 00:50:35.920
Okay, there's an echo now.
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Oklahoma's a very good team.
00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:45.760
I think they are very, very good defensively, and they have the best kicker in the country.
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:59.599
In this bracket, if they win, I think they have the best opportunity of going on a run and getting to the the the national championship, more so than Texas or uh Texas Tech and Indiana.
00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:03.119
I think they will throw things at Indiana that they have not seen all season.
00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:13.519
I think they will be very, very capable and and and very strong in all the things that those two teams are not great at, right?
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:16.159
They're a very good football team.
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:17.599
They've already beat Alabama once.
00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:26.079
I've heard this over and over from people that say, well, yeah, everyone's talking about how like all these mistakes that Bama made, but no one's talking about how bad Oklahoma played.
00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:28.400
You know why they're not talking about that, Tyler?
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:33.119
Because Oklahoma has played like that for most of the season.
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Their offense has been shit for most of the season.
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:47.519
We came into this year, and we love in college football more than anything to have this confirmation bias of saying, hey, this team is gonna be really good for a number of reasons.
00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:53.760
John Matir put up 4,400 yards in the fucking Pac two a season ago.
00:51:54.000 --> 00:52:00.639
They're gonna be really good and they're gonna go win a bunch of games in in the SEC because of that guy.
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:05.360
And the truth is they won a lot of games this year, but not because of that guy.
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:12.480
They won a lot of games this year because the defense is awesome, the special teams is awesome, and they have been able to do enough offensively.
00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:15.360
When this game came in, came into uh what do you call it?
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:21.360
Tuscaloosa a couple years or a couple months ago, one month ago, I don't know, against Alabama on the road.
00:52:21.440 --> 00:52:26.559
I said over and over and over again, I was like, listen, Alabama is coming off a bye week and then LSU.
00:52:26.639 --> 00:52:31.920
And here's the thing about I know about Oklahoma: they turn the ball over all the fucking time.
00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:40.480
And when they do, they usually put themselves in jeopardy because they're not good enough to overcome any of those turnovers offensively.
00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:52.719
The defense is great, but they're not good enough offensively for four quarters to go in to Tuscaloosa at the time against a team that had the best turnover margin of any team in the entire fucking conference.
00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:55.280
What happened in that game, Tyler?
00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:58.480
Alabama missed a 36-yard field goal.
00:52:58.559 --> 00:52:59.840
That's pretty standard.
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:04.159
But they also had three turnovers, two of them inside their own 30-yard line.
00:53:04.320 --> 00:53:12.480
One of those when fucking Ryan Williams was back returning punts for some unknown reason, and they ended up losing the game by two points.
00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:15.280
Alabama doubled them up in yardage.
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:25.360
Ty Simpson had like 340 yards passing, and Oklahoma deserved to win that game, and the best team that day won the fucking game.
00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:29.360
But I have sat here and I have listened.
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Don't roll your fucking eyes.
00:53:31.039 --> 00:53:31.599
Look at me.
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:32.400
Look at me.
00:53:33.199 --> 00:53:33.519
No.
00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:48.960
I have sat here and listened to this entire fucking narrative about how bad Alabama is because they got their ass beat by one of the best teams in the country in a rematch when they had five fucking starters out.
00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:51.360
Do you know who was out against Georgia?
00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:52.880
Do you know who's out against Auburn?
00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:55.679
Do you know who's out in all those other games after Oklahoma?
00:53:55.840 --> 00:53:57.840
Josh Quavis, tight end.
00:53:57.920 --> 00:54:06.239
That name may sound familiar to a lot of Oklahoma fans because that guy had six catches and 80 yards and a touchdown in the game against Oklahoma.
00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:09.679
I've heard non-stop about how bad they looked against Auburn.
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:11.039
Here's a news flash for you.
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The widest thing I'll say all night everyone looked bad against Auburn.
00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:20.800
They had seven fucking losses this year, and six of the seven were my seven points or less.
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:25.840
The biggest margin of defeat by Auburn all year was by 10 fucking points.
00:54:27.039 --> 00:54:38.880
So the it brings me back to the point that I've I've had this feeling for years, which is we talk about Alabama in a much different way than we talk about anyone else in the fucking country.
00:54:39.039 --> 00:54:40.559
And I've said this over and over.
00:54:40.639 --> 00:54:43.280
I grew up in Atlanta, I'm a Red Sox fan.
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:44.960
I fucking hate the Yankees.
00:54:45.039 --> 00:54:50.079
I grew up in the 90s watching them beat our ass every single year in Atlanta, and then also in the ALCS.
00:54:50.239 --> 00:54:51.280
I hate the Yankees.
00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:52.480
So I fucking get it.
00:54:52.639 --> 00:54:59.360
I if you're tired of watching Bama make the playoff, I'm sure, I'm sure that run is going to come to an end at some point.
00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:01.039
But it's not right now.
00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:14.000
You had the best game that you could have fucking played against one of the best defenses in the country, not just the SEC, and you had zero turnovers for like the third time all season in 12 games.
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:26.719
There's no goddamn way that John Mateir goes out there for 60 fucking minutes against Bray Hubbard, Deontay Lawson, and Tim fucking Smith or Tim Keenan and says, I'm not gonna turn the ball over once.
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It won't fucking happen.
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And I'm fully aware where the volume of my voice is right now.
00:55:33.039 --> 00:55:47.360
But I'm telling you, I am telling you, with the most fucking valid and genuine and objective part of my body, Oklahoma can definitely win this week.
00:55:47.679 --> 00:55:55.039
There's no fucking chance they can repeat the script that they had against Alabama in Tuscaloosa and expect to win.
00:55:55.199 --> 00:56:03.760
And the moment all these people around the country decide to start fucking doubting Alabama, Calin De Boer's going to Michigan.
00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:05.840
Calen DeBoer can't win a big game.
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:08.639
Bitch, all he does is win big games.
00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:10.480
He just lost to Georgia.
00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:14.079
He also fucking beat their ass in Athens earlier this year.
00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:15.840
You get five starters back.
00:56:16.000 --> 00:56:18.159
The only guy you don't get back is LT Overton.
00:56:18.239 --> 00:56:19.840
And here's another newsflash for you.
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:22.880
Oklahoma also can't run the fucking football.
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Go out there, throw it 40 fucking times, go score multiple touchdowns, have your defense, which has been one of the best defense in the country, and held their ass to 212 total fucking yards in the first game, hold them down again, and then do the fucking Queens wave and leave Oklahoma because Brent Venable's Oklahoma is not a world beater.
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:50.400
I don't care what he's done the first two games against Alabama, he's not a world beater.
00:56:50.719 --> 00:57:04.079
And Alabama is gonna go into Norman, and unlike Sharon Moore, they're gonna take what's theirs, and they're gonna leave that game with a fucking dub, and then they're gonna get their ass beat by Indiana.
00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:06.159
Oh yes.
00:57:06.480 --> 00:57:07.840
I can't wait for that.
00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:08.559
Alright.
00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:10.079
Well, we'll see how it plays out.
00:57:10.159 --> 00:57:11.039
That's the first game, right?
00:57:11.199 --> 00:57:12.400
Friday night.
00:57:13.119 --> 00:57:16.159
Yeah, we're gonna go look at uh wedding wedding venues that day.
00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:19.920
Allie's probably not gonna want to do that with me anymore after that tirade.
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:24.880
Well, luckily, hopefully, you'll only have to do it for one day.
00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:26.000
Yeah.
00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:28.079
Fingers crossed.
00:57:28.880 --> 00:57:29.679
Alright.
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:31.760
Well, this has been enlightening.
00:57:32.079 --> 00:57:33.360
Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
00:57:33.760 --> 00:57:34.159
All right.
00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:40.079
So you've got Alabama, you've got Ole Miss, you've got Oregon, you've got AM.
00:57:41.039 --> 00:57:43.119
I've got the same except I've got Oklahoma.
00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:44.400
We will see what happens.
00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:48.400
We can get one more recording session in before Christmas, if you'd like.
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22nd, 23rd.
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Let's see what you guys for tuning in.
00:57:57.119 --> 00:57:57.920
We appreciate it.
00:57:58.079 --> 00:57:59.360
Hope you're having a great holiday.
00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:01.679
I know the kids are getting out of school this week.
00:58:01.920 --> 00:58:03.920
So good luck to you all that are parents.
00:58:04.079 --> 00:58:05.199
We will talk to you next week.
00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:07.280
Chris, good luck to you on Friday.
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:08.480
You as well.
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Peace.