Ep18: Our first guest! (GONE WRONG)

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Anyways, Gears, you want a cold open? Include
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all this? Anyways, I'm really glad that I could
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have you three here on my podcast today. Fuck
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off. Get the fuck out of here. Hello everybody
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and welcome to the final three brain cells. This
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is our first episode with a guest. Who is witchy?
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Stand up. Come on. I learned how to stand yesterday.
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Just for this occasion. It's never been the same
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since. Yeah. The standing incident. The standing
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incident. Didn't have to do them like that. This
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is a stand of 87. This is more like a JoJo thing.
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Should we run a dance together? Like tap dance?
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There was something standing before 2001. I almost
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kicked my cat. I'm gonna be honest with you.
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Oh no, you have a cat now? I can't imagine having
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a fucking cat in a play space. I just can't.
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I'd be kicking that bitch all the time. That
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was really good. Oh shit, wait a minute, one
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second. Oh, were you laughing from my 9 -11 joke?
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Yeah. There was a 9 -11 joke, and you missed
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it. You both missed it. That was something for
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just me and Nano at that point. I said, oh, look,
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there's two of them standing. There was two of
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something standing before 2001. You also just
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looked at me like, it's so great for my perspective,
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because you just looked at me dead in the eye
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if I said that. I went like this. Really glad
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to be here. You know, I'd really like to ask
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why you think I should have you here today. Oh,
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god dang it. This is... Because you claimed that
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this is your show is why I opened with a 9 -11
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joke, New Yorker. Oh yeah, that's true. You got
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no towers anymore. Oh yeah, we also got to plug
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the fact that this is... I got corn. Womp womp,
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everywhere has corn. Just because you have an
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abundance of marital aids does not mean anything.
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John has tornadoes. Everywhere has fucking tornadoes.
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It came through your fucking Xbox. I mean, Oklahoma.
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Have you ever heard of Moore, Oklahoma? I'm pretty
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sure it was Moore. That was the one that was
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hit like twice. Nobody's heard of Oklahoma. Oklahoma
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hasn't had meaningful news out of it in the past
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ten fucking years. Now that I can get behind.
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Your state has a panhandle. Your state has a
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panhandle. It's a whapping. It's an ant that
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you can grab onto to whap people with. Can we
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talk about something? I want to state this. You
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want to open with the thing that we were mentioning
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earlier? No, no. This episode was about to be
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delayed because you two fuckers work in Central
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and we both work in Eastern. Time zones are awful.
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Time zones are a bitch. Cause Witchy kept on
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trying to get scheduled this without mentioning
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a single time zone and I went, oh shit, wait
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a minute. I'm gonna hold this in Eastern. These
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two people are probably thinking in Central.
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So I had to get shit clarified. I'm just gonna
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double check around 2 o 'clock my time and just
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double check and make sure that it isn't Eastern.
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I mute myself and clear my throat. It's gonna
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be on recording. That's not for you to deal with,
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Faye. The funny part is that I was sitting After
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after you know mentioning this I didn't mention
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it to these two at all I joined the minecraft
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server that we've been playing for with the nanos
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group or nanos and you know Much to my own dismay
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you you can join So I was just sitting there
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like kind of just doing some stuff We're just
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waiting for nano to fucking realize because nano
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was on the server and all of a sudden as soon
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as I realized That nano had realized it. I hear
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nano. I see nano going shit It wasn't exactly
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like that, but I like the dramatization. There
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was no gaps! It was! This did not surprise me
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in the slightest. All of this behavior tracks
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perfectly. Usually I'm on top of time zones,
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actually. No, you are not. I just use the timestamps
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feature. You are not on top of time in general.
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That I can believe easily. I can believe that
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easily. I'm actually from the east side. Not
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you, him. Damn, fuck, shit, cunt. Yeah, no, I,
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yeah, no, I know Nano's bad with, like, time
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in general, because of how many times, like,
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the, like, me, you, Orion, and Vol, like, are
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collabing, and then you're, you're there, like,
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20 minutes later. Oh, wow, you too? Yeah. Yeah,
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shame. Yeah, welcome to the club, my friend.
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Fuck yeah, let's go. I've been there. Yep. Always
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late, bun. Glad to have you here today. There's
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a reason the nickname is set. Oh, what is that?
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It took us 18 episodes to get, no, 17 episodes,
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because this is the 18th, for us to get bored
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of each other enough to have to have someone
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else on. We're finally legal. Shit, the show
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is legal. And I'm taking requests. Hit me up
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at WitchyOak320 on Discord, baby girl. Yeah.
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Gears at you. Or just email us and we'll forward
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it over to him. We have a separate email on this
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site for just Witchy. We could totally do witchy
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at f3bpodcast .com if we fucking wanted to. It
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would be stupid, but 100 % that's a thing. That's
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not out of brand for us. Just like Conquest,
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I'm so lonely. All the other VR chatters hate
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me. Have either of you two been watching Invincible?
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No. No. No? I don't... Shit. Drop the title card.
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Pull in the screen. We're watching this now.
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Babe, please put the Invincible title card there.
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If you don't know what it is, Google search Invincible
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title card. Right when I say the word Invincible.
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And pop it up every single time we say Invincible.
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So during this entire time that you were saying
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Invincible. Like that. Just pop it up. Yeah.
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Just continue. Just flash it on screen for like
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half a second. So, who's gonna do it? Fuck you.
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It takes a lot for me to watch anything. Like,
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I'm surprised that I've been consistent with
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watching Daredevil. I mean, is it good? Is it
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good? So far it's been good, yeah. It's hard
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for me to watch things that aren't hot, man.
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But then, I'm hard to watch things that are hot,
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man. As if you want hot men, Daredevil has a
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few of them. Yeah, Matt Murdock is pretty hot.
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See? Yes. You get to see him push someone's bone
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out of their arm. John. John. Stop it. I can't
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tell if you were upset by that or if you were
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turned on by that. It was an orgasm. I'm going
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to cold transfer us right into something else
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here. Women's rights. Um, no, witchy. No. No,
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forget that. Spoiled again! Spoiled even. We've
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never seen a woman on this show. Never seen one.
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I've never seen a woman in general. Oh, okay.
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Damn, I haven't seen half the fucking population.
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What's it like not seeing half the population?
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Do you just bump into invisible people all the
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time? I just don't believe they exist. I think
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it's a lie made up by the government. You're
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not wearing a tinfoil hat, you wouldn't know.
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The mind rays beaming at you, making you think
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that women exist. I could have a tinfoil hat.
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It's like the pigeons. You don't know. You know
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that old movie in which that guy gets the glasses
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that shows that people are actually lizard people
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and aliens? Yeah. It's like that, except if you
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don't have your tinfoil hat on, you just see
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women. Richie? i can i can attest to the to the
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foil hat underneath this hat mostly for the fact
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if you go inside their head there's just static
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there is the dial -up sound in my head yeah there's
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nothing going on there's nothing going on in
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there well i've been inside of their head before
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and it's just kind of wet good night everybody
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wrong head so and you hear a lot you hear a lot
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of noises it's like And this show just got rated
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18+. Every episode is always rated explicit.
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The show is always rated explicit. We will never
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have a non -explicit show. Never will have a
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non -explicit episode. Orion might want us to
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have one that's not. That's not gonna happen.
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I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen. I'm gonna
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make sure it doesn't happen. You were? Just seeing
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how Nana was acting made me feel that way. Okay.
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Well, Witchy, I got something that I think either
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you've either heard about or not at all. Did
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you see Nintendo Direct today? I did not see
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Nintendo Direct today. However, I have been messaged
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several times about the existence of Steampunk
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Bloodborne exclusive on Switch. Okay, witchy,
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I'm gonna say this one. No, no, no, wait, wait,
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wait! I wanna say it, witchy! Okay. I need you
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to do something. Search for the new Hyrule Warriors
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game. Okay. Hyrule Warriors... There should be,
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like, a DLC or an extension. Or the actual game.
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Age of Calamity? No. Nope, not Age of Calamity.
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Nope. What's it called? Because I'm only getting
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the past ones here. I'm blanking on what it's
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called. What is it called? It's an age or something
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with a P or something like that. Age of... Age
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of Imprisonment. There it goes. Age of Imprisonment.
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Age of Imprisonment. Can I see a trailer drop
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somewhere? Yep. Here it is. Just wait, everybody.
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Almost all these reveals have been for the Switch,
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too. Yeah Exclusive we just wanted to give you
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that revelation. I'm sorry, but you're gonna
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have to You don't want the switch to switch to
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you can have a webcam Switch discord discord
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on this shit's actually stupid And the fact that
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they showed the - the recording of the - yeah,
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the streaming - Oh, it's grand to see it take
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- take stakes on the imprisoning war. The thing,
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like, the original. There's no Link? I guess
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not. No Link. Lunk is gone. You play as Zelda
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for once? This is supposed to take - Oh god,
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wait. This is taking place during the time that
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Zelda went back to Zelda. It's actually, like,
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look really interesting in there. Yeah. Looks
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pretty cool. Um, they're selling the Mario Kart
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for 80 bucks. That makes sense. I hope that's
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not a new game standard. I hope it's not the
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new game standard. They're gonna try and make
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it. What I've seen is the Duskbloods, which is
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FromSoft's new PvPvE. Up to 8 -person co -op
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Souls -like game that is a Nintendo Switch 2.
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And all I can say is imagine playing a Souls
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-like with 30 FPS. Supposedly this thing is supposed
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to be able to pump out to games like Breath of
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the Wild and shit at 60. I don't fucking believe
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it. It's supposed to. I don't either. Apparently
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it can fucking run Metroid Prime, the fourth
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one, the new one, at 120 FPS. At the time the
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Switch 1 was made, they could have had technology
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to run shit at 120 that shows not to. On a handheld?
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So you want to know something recently that Aki
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found out? That the Switch has 4 gigabytes of
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RAM. How? Yeah, that makes sense. How the fuck
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does anything run on that piece of shit if it
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has four gigs of RAM? Dude, nothing does. I will
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say, what sets me with the fact that they're
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making basically a Bloodborne successor, they're
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once again making it a console exclusive. Yep.
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Yeah. Just like the first Bloodborne. Console
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exclusive. First they sell it to Sony, but now
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Nintendo, which is even worse than Sony in terms
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of letting their games get to other people. Yeah.
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But Deltarune announcement. Chapter 3 and 4 coming
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out. They announced a release date for Chapter
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3 and 4, so that's pretty cool. What? Silksong.
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Since I think 2021. Silksong my ass. Silksong
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real! It was! They had Silksong there in the
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trailer and it said 2025 next to it. Is it going
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to be a fucking Switch only? No, it's not going
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to be Switch only. I'm kind of just hoping that
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the... As much as it showed for Switch 2, I'm
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hoping that Duskblood is not Switch exclusive.
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I think it said so at the end of the trailer.
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I think it said on there, Switch 2 exclusive.
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I'm pretty sure it did. I'm going to pop Hideo
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Kojima's pussy, Sherry. Well, that is a brand
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new sentence. Don't know if the Kojima guess.
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Um... What else, what else, what else is there?
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I thought, unless I'm mistaken, I thought Hyrule
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Warriors was like one of your favorite games.
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Right? That's true. Hyrule Warriors, what? No.
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Wasn't there, wasn't there, Twilight Princess.
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Fucking hell. No, no, you, you, how do you fucking,
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how do you mess up the two? I don't know. I saw
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Zelda. They don't even sound similar. Fucking
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mad respect for the Twilight Princess. It's two
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words. It's two words. Both of them have two
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words. You can't. You struggled with two words.
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You struggled with two words. Remembering two
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words. Two is all I can. I can't even do two
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correctly. Your crappy joke isn't going to save
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you from this one. How in the world? Did you
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manage to mess up understanding two words? And
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then getting them mixed up with another set of
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two words. The only horror game I've ever played
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was the one for the DS. It was one for the DS?
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Yeah. I did not know that. Maybe 3DS? Yeah, but
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it was on my 2DS at the time. Oh, then you have
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3DS. Okay. 3DS and 2DS play the same cartridge.
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That's a great segue. Uh, you wanna know how
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I got that 2DS? I'm concerned. So, I'd like to
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let y 'all know that I'm actually ranked in gaslighting,
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and I was apparently as a kid as well. And I've
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only ever realized this, like, as an adult, that
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what I did was really fucked up, but as a kid,
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I felt like a boss -ass bitch. Oh no. Um, what
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I'm about to confess to isn't technically illegal,
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but it's very immoral. That didn't do anything
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of this. It's not actually a story. In Minecraft.
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In Minecraft. I was like 15 at the time. There
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was this kid on the bus and he'd always play
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his 2DS and I just had one of the old DS that
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would like could still take Game Boy games and
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I'd be playing it and everything. And he gave
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me his like 3DS to play at one point and I started
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gaslighting him. into believing that the touchscreen
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was broken. I spent a week claiming that the
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touchscreen was broken and could not be used,
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and he was none the wiser. I spent a whole week
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gaslighting him, and at the end of the week,
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I claimed, hey man, I have an uncle. I have an
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uncle. Oh my god. He likes with Nintendo. And
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he can fix your touch screen. I just have to
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take it home and give it to him. Oh my god. You
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never saw this kid again, did you? No. In fact,
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I was moving away. That poor kid. That poor kid.
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His parents were probably fucking pissed. His
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parents were probably fucking pissed. His parents
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were probably fucking pissed. His parents were
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probably fucking pissed. His parents were probably
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fucking pissed. His parents were probably fucking
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pissed. His parents were probably fucking pissed.
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His parents were probably fucking pissed. His
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parents were probably fucking pissed. His parents
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were probably fucking pissed. His parents were
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probably fucking pissed. His parents were probably
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fucking pissed. His parents were probably fucking
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pissed. His parents were probably fucking pissed.
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His parents were probably fucking pissed. His
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parents were probably fucking pissed. His parents
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were probably fucking pissed. His parents were
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probably fucking pissed. His parents were probably
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fucking pissed. His parents were probably fucking
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pissed. His parents were probably fucking pissed.
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His parents were probably fucking pissed. His
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parents were probably fucking pissed. His parents
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were probably fucking pissed. His parents were
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probably fucking pissed. His parents were probably
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fucking pissed. His parents were probably fucking
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pissed. His parents were probably fucking pissed.
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His parents were probably fucking pissed. His
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parents were probably fucking pissed. His parents
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were probably fucking pissed There he goes. We'll
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cut between here and then. Yeah. We'll just cut
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between here and then. Cut. That is the 2DS that
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I, um, obtained to fix. Obtained. That's a 2DS,
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alright. Yep, it's the wedge one. Oh, I have
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one of those. It's the wedge one. Oh, I have
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one of those. God dang wedge. You have one of
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those? Hey, uh, so your uncle that works for
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Nintendo, could he fix mine? Mine's actually
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broken. You don't mind if I just take it for
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a bet. I have one. I actually have one of those
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ones. It actually has a broken touchscreen. I
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swear this better not be like a self -fulfilling
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prophecy. So I've sent off my 3DS currently to
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have somebody mod a capture card into it where
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they have to actually take it apart and like
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mod a capture card into it and put it back together.
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Imagine I just never see that thing again. Like,
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I paid them 200 bucks. That would be really funny.
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I paid them 200 bucks and I sent it off. Imagine
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I just never see the damn thing again. Just like
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that kid. Also, Nano, is if they do send it back,
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send me who they are. Yeah, I will. I completely
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forgot what I was going to say, and now I'm upset.
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Oh, on the kid, the gaslighting. Actually, what
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are your favorites since you like Twilight Princess
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so much? What's your favorite Zelda game specifically?
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Out of all of them. Twilight Princess followed
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by Majora's Mask. Okay, good, good. Because I
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was going to have to strangle a person if it
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wasn't exactly that. No, I love the two darkest
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fucking Zeldas. I used to literally play the
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living shit out of Majora's Mask and Twilight
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Princess all the fucking time. I love those two
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games. I'm sad that I don't have my Twilight
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Princess copy anymore. Or my Wii. I don't know
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what I was going to say. Damn it. Do I have a
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copy of Twilight Prison? I think I do. Hand it
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to me now. Another good thing that's coming from
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the Switch, too, is GameCube emulations. Yeah.
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Oh, I know what I was gonna say. Yes! Glad that
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GameCube is finally getting some emulation. That's
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absolutely amazing. Ever since, you know... Ever
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since... Oh, yeah, it is. No! Yeah, I can't wait
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for them to call Wii Classic. It's also technically
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considered classic. PS2 games are, so deal with
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that and cope. I am so excited to play games
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on my new Switch 2 of a console that I own five
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versions of over in the other room over there.
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I'm really excited to be able to play certain
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games that they emulated on the Wii U because
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I hate that console. Oh, and also, I was going
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to state... A little bit of a segue, sorry. I
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did finally remember what I was gonna say. That
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uncle that allegedly works at, um... Nintendo?
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Yeah, he lives in a group home. He's nowhere
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near working at Nintendo or at Burger King. For
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that matter. Crack addiction. No. More like...
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being a bit late on arrival. So more about the
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Switch 2. Actually, let's talk about you. Yeah,
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I was just gonna say, I feel like we need to
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actually talk about Witchy. We're gonna talk
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about Switches, like, I mean, I'm sure one of
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you has to be. I know Nano's not. I don't want
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to talk about it. Yeah, I was... Look at him
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like, are you sure you don't want to talk about
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that? Why don't you open up about your feelings?
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If you look at my hands. Let's talk about you.
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I understand. Your wife sometimes pegs you. Oh
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no, she doesn't like to peg. She likes to be
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bottom all the time. You can always train that.
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My asshole's already trained for my fucking eight
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-inch dildo. The dildo that you decorate like
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a Christmas tree? No, that's my other one. Oh,
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okay, that's the other one. No, it just has like
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a green one, right? Just a small green one? No,
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I have a small little green one. It's about like
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eight inches, and I have my Echo from Bad Dragon.
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That's the medium version, which is about like,
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I think, ten inches? Yes? I was wondering if
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that joke would be interesting if it was something
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similar along those lines. But no, um... Yeah?
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Continue. Oh, yeah. I feel like we should talk
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about our guest at some - At some point in this
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damn show. Or we could just not. We could just
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not talk about what you do. We could just not
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talk about the team. We could just not talk about
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anything. I forget that you're part of Nakama
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Vibes. We don't have to talk about any of that.
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We could just keep talking about Twitch. I forget
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that you're part of Nakama Vibes. Literally the
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leader of Nakama Vibes. It's right there. It's
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right there on the hoodie. Where's your Nakama
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vibes? In my top hat. They're not proud to show
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it off. Pull it out! They're not proud to show
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it off. I don't like you without the hat on.
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Can you please put that back on? I just actually
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fully realized it. I don't like you with the
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hat off. Put it back on. Put it back on. It's
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time to difference between a circumcised penis
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and an uncircumcised penis. It just looks weird.
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I didn't know they had the googly eyes. I just
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have the googly eyes on. Nano, can you uncircumcise
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your head, please? Put the hat back on. Okay.
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The hat's on. The hat stays on during sex. Good.
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This is how you train somebody to use protection.
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No, at that point, just put the whole brown paper
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back in your head. Protection from what? The
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mental illness in my head? Yes, the mental illness
00:24:00.049 --> 00:24:03.630
in your head. No, from STDs and getting people
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pregnant. Pregrenant. Pregrenant. Pregante? You
00:24:08.910 --> 00:24:16.869
beat me by a second. Pregrenant? Gregnant? Gregante?
00:24:18.389 --> 00:24:20.589
Greg Nint is just one of the best. Who is Greg
00:24:20.589 --> 00:24:24.970
and why are they a Nint? That does. I recently
00:24:24.970 --> 00:24:30.410
impregnated someone. What? I'm sorry. What? Santa
00:24:30.410 --> 00:24:32.990
pregnant? Could you elaborate further? I held
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hands with someone. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, that'll
00:24:35.769 --> 00:24:40.650
do it. Congratulations. Yeah. We're thinking
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of naming it Frodo. No matter what. No matter
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what. Yeah, I'm gonna give that kid a ring and
00:24:50.829 --> 00:24:52.809
gaslight him into believing that jumping into
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a fucking volcano in Hawaii is like a great quest.
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It's better than paying for child support. Better
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than the other cards? I mean, anything's better
00:25:03.670 --> 00:25:06.960
than paying for child support. I think they're
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trying to imagine the Gathering card that's -
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I think - I'm glad you were also thinking of
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the one ring. The one ring that's like a - that
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was almost four million dollars, and then someone's
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like, I will pay, like, I will give you, like,
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$350 ,000 and pay for a flight to Hawaii to go
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throw it in a goddamn volcano. I would've taken
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that. I would've taken that deal. They sold it
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to somebody else who was paying them almost,
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like, $800 ,000 to $900 ,000. Was it was it was
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that like a celebrity that bought it it was it
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was a celebrity body who's like really? I think
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it's uh the guy who made um. What is it like
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earth or a planner in graduate? Me graduation
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did say he made earth No, he made a song. It's
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called like this. Everybody's gone actually I
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say yeah, I was fixing to say brother. You're
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talking about God Have you seen which he's like
00:26:12.470 --> 00:26:23.670
self IRL No, no I Rarely interact to them and
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I wasn't there for less the last twitch and call
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you're gonna be there for this one I am gonna
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be there for this one. We're gonna have violent
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sex personality altering sex Already the anus.
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So it's allowed at the Airbnb this year. No,
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no. Who said the Airbnb? It's going to be on
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the beach. I'm going to get sand. Oh, okay. God,
00:26:45.369 --> 00:26:50.069
in all the places. Finally. I love sand. You
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love sand? God, never speak in a little bit more.
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It's one of my favorite things to play in. I
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grew up in Michigan. Are you getting pissed because
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a little bit of sand got on me for a second at
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the beach last time? There was a lot of sand
00:27:06.579 --> 00:27:07.599
being thrown at the beach. There's still tiny
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grains of sand in that fucking camera. And in
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the camera bag. How is it still in there? There's
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no sand in the shoes that I wore when I was there.
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What the heck is going on with you? It was when
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I was using the camcorder. I'm pretty sure. You're
00:27:21.980 --> 00:27:25.529
crazy, man. You're crazy. But no, to answer that
00:27:25.529 --> 00:27:27.710
joke, though, for a second, just to loop back
00:27:27.710 --> 00:27:29.869
around to that, yeah, he looks kind of like Jesus.
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Or, like, kind of a mix between Jesus and Shaggy.
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At least we're talking about our guest. Yeah,
00:27:36.430 --> 00:27:39.029
that makes sense. Okay. Yeah. So there's the
00:27:39.029 --> 00:27:40.849
joke explained. Anyways, as you were going to
00:27:40.849 --> 00:27:44.210
say. So I was wanting to ask, like, if you could
00:27:44.210 --> 00:27:46.470
explain yourself a little bit more on what exactly
00:27:46.470 --> 00:27:49.170
you do around in the VR chat space. Yeah, you
00:27:49.170 --> 00:27:52.900
know. Or just in the content creator space, because
00:27:52.900 --> 00:27:55.460
you stream on Twitch. On occasion, don't you?
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I stream on Twitch. I do on VRChat, I mainly
00:28:00.259 --> 00:28:02.559
just host hangouts, parties, stuff like that.
00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:10.380
I do just networking. I do events. I've hosted
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at least one rave in my time, which was very
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interesting. Lots of molly. What did you say?
00:28:18.740 --> 00:28:24.299
Lots of molly. Just because everyone's name there
00:28:24.299 --> 00:28:25.940
is Molly doesn't mean you have to point it out.
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Excuse me. I'm sorry. Um... What else? I don't
00:28:35.279 --> 00:28:37.759
really know. I just do a lot. Nakama exists.
00:28:39.460 --> 00:28:41.119
Nakama exists. Just in general, it's hard for
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me to compass because I just do so much, but
00:28:42.420 --> 00:28:43.960
usually what I tend to do is I run around giving
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people laughs and smiles through just roasting
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and banter and stuff like that. And that's my
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.119
favorite thing to do. You absolutely berate people
00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:55.019
and then they add you as a friend. That's just
00:28:55.019 --> 00:28:56.079
a regular occurrence. Yeah, I've gaslit like
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:58.400
200 people into believing they like me in the
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past, like, two months. So, like... He'll run
00:29:02.059 --> 00:29:03.940
up to someone and fucking insult them and then
00:29:03.940 --> 00:29:06.599
he'll get a friend request sent his way? This
00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:08.700
is marketing. I think it's because a lot of VR
00:29:08.700 --> 00:29:10.680
chatters have a degradation kink, but I think
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:13.769
that's besides the point. I do not wish to go
00:29:13.769 --> 00:29:17.769
on this topic. Please, please cut this all out,
00:29:17.769 --> 00:29:19.890
all of it, just go on. Actually, just, no, no,
00:29:19.930 --> 00:29:23.029
this episode will never go on. This episode never
00:29:23.029 --> 00:29:25.549
airs. But that's usually what I do, and it's
00:29:25.549 --> 00:29:29.369
very interesting, because also I think that doing
00:29:29.369 --> 00:29:31.690
that actually kind of weeds out the bad people
00:29:31.690 --> 00:29:34.009
that you don't want to interact with, because
00:29:34.009 --> 00:29:36.130
just roasting people and kind of just having
00:29:36.130 --> 00:29:41.559
that banter, it really is able to... Weed out?
00:29:41.740 --> 00:29:45.779
Who the f - Can't take a joke. He really does.
00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:48.200
Remember the fucking person the other day, last
00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:51.200
time I was on VRC, who, like, kicked us all from
00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:53.240
the instance because we were talking about someone's
00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:58.359
breakup? Yeah. That bullshit. Weeds out people
00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:01.980
like that. Yeah, they kicked a group of, like,
00:30:01.980 --> 00:30:04.740
ten of us. I wasn't even talking. I was just
00:30:04.740 --> 00:30:08.650
there in the corner. They kicked all of us. Recently
00:30:08.650 --> 00:30:12.730
I had somebody - They got you all. Somebody joined
00:30:12.730 --> 00:30:16.269
me while I was watching One Piece. I joined off
00:30:16.269 --> 00:30:20.910
a friend, and hold up. Fucking hanging like dead
00:30:20.910 --> 00:30:22.710
skin on my lip. It was bothering the shit out
00:30:22.710 --> 00:30:25.029
of me. Anyways, point being, had somebody join
00:30:25.029 --> 00:30:26.369
me while I was playing - watching One Piece with
00:30:26.369 --> 00:30:28.329
a friend, right? We're just hanging out, chilling,
00:30:28.410 --> 00:30:30.789
this person joins, and I start doing my thing.
00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:33.240
They're laughing, they're getting along, we think
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:35.079
they're taking all the jokes just fine, they
00:30:35.079 --> 00:30:36.900
even, like, send me an ad, and I'm just like,
00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:39.720
okay, you're taking it just fine. Unbeknownst
00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:41.079
to me, apparently, this made them incredibly
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:43.099
uncomfortable, because at one point, they stated
00:30:43.099 --> 00:30:46.920
that they spun on this friend's dick like a Beyblade,
00:30:47.140 --> 00:30:51.019
and, um, I stated in response, oh gosh darn,
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:54.740
you dirty slut. And, uh, apparently being called
00:30:54.740 --> 00:30:57.480
the slut deeply offended them. And they had a
00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:00.039
problem with it, but they still sent me an ad
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:02.000
request, so I was very confused. I ended up adding
00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:04.000
them on Discord and sending them, uh, sending
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:05.519
them, like, a friend request on Discord and,
00:31:05.579 --> 00:31:06.960
like, apologizing, like, I didn't mean that,
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:08.900
yadda yadda, like, I'm just, I just, I just,
00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:10.599
you know, because I don't want to actually offend
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:13.460
people. And, uh, well, apparently they tattletaled
00:31:13.460 --> 00:31:19.220
on me. Huh. They, they went to Rose. And was
00:31:19.220 --> 00:31:25.019
like... I shit you not. For context, FireRoseVR,
00:31:25.259 --> 00:31:27.799
this is a person that is a part of Envy. I'm
00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:28.880
very close friends with them. I've known them
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:30.259
for a very long time. They go to Rose and like,
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:32.460
hey, I just noticed one of your VIPs said this,
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:34.619
and I think it reflects negatively on you. And
00:31:34.619 --> 00:31:37.759
Rose gave him this very PR answer like, yeah,
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.819
sure, but also he didn't mean it like that, but
00:31:40.819 --> 00:31:47.799
okay. And I DM Rose saying, and I quote, I've
00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:59.190
been a bad boy. Please punish me. Yeah, this
00:31:59.190 --> 00:32:02.869
sounds about right. To which Rose laughs, says
00:32:02.869 --> 00:32:05.569
that they have no time for whatever Trauma Llama
00:32:05.569 --> 00:32:10.710
bullshit, and that they don't fucking care, they
00:32:10.710 --> 00:32:13.690
know I'm not like that, and there's no reason
00:32:13.690 --> 00:32:15.950
to talk about it, because they apparently told
00:32:15.950 --> 00:32:17.569
this person that they'd have a talk with me,
00:32:17.730 --> 00:32:21.609
which they weren't going to do. Yeah. Talk was
00:32:21.609 --> 00:32:25.789
that they don't give a fuck. And they said, and
00:32:25.789 --> 00:32:27.410
I quote, and this is my favorite thing, because
00:32:27.410 --> 00:32:29.670
Rose is very mature, and a lot of people honestly
00:32:29.670 --> 00:32:32.470
need to learn this, is that they said, quote,
00:32:32.569 --> 00:32:34.089
I'll come talk to you in like three days, and
00:32:34.089 --> 00:32:36.029
by then they will already have forgotten about
00:32:36.029 --> 00:32:40.470
it, Lamau. That's why I laughed the moment I
00:32:40.470 --> 00:32:43.250
heard that they tattled to Rose. I'm like, oh,
00:32:43.369 --> 00:32:45.970
yeah, you and Rose are pretty fucking close.
00:32:46.009 --> 00:32:49.230
I know nothing's gonna come of that. It's like,
00:32:49.309 --> 00:32:52.490
yeah, I'm just Rose's VIP, totally, man. Not,
00:32:52.490 --> 00:32:54.789
like, also the manager of the team that they're
00:32:54.789 --> 00:33:01.029
in. Mm -hmm. Yep. Very funny. It was a very funny
00:33:01.029 --> 00:33:06.609
interaction. But also, if you asked about Nakama,
00:33:06.670 --> 00:33:08.910
which parts about Nakama would you like to talk
00:33:08.910 --> 00:33:12.099
about? I just briefly mentioned it. They're in
00:33:12.099 --> 00:33:14.500
it. I know that. But, like, can you explain,
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:16.279
like, the entire gist of it? Because I remember
00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:22.640
your guys' PJKT booth last year. And it was thorough,
00:33:22.859 --> 00:33:25.640
but not exactly, like, it just kind of explained
00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:26.859
a little bit about it. It's a bunch of people
00:33:26.859 --> 00:33:30.400
getting together with a combined dream to bring
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:32.880
joy and, like, laughter to other people. The
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:35.180
combined dream of just growing as a streamer
00:33:35.180 --> 00:33:39.319
and growing as just a person, really. Just having
00:33:39.319 --> 00:33:41.960
that close bond with people. And not to sound
00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:43.900
like a corporate entity who's about to fire you,
00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:46.960
but... Or gaslight you in the working overtime.
00:33:47.180 --> 00:33:52.339
It's a family, just as much as it's a team. I
00:33:52.339 --> 00:33:53.680
do have to say, yeah, I'm not a corporate entity
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:55.539
to gaslight them in the overtime. However, I
00:33:55.539 --> 00:33:57.599
will crack a whip over Nano's back. That's not
00:33:57.599 --> 00:33:59.359
because it's overtime, it's because they like
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:04.000
it. What? Elaborate. I won't elaborate on this.
00:34:05.220 --> 00:34:10.320
We like to make sure that you work overtime by
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:13.219
a lot. Because we're a family and we help each
00:34:13.219 --> 00:34:17.139
other. We like to do collabs, events. There's
00:34:17.139 --> 00:34:19.739
actually a few events that I do plan to do in
00:34:19.739 --> 00:34:22.800
the near future. I do plan to do a multi -community
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:24.619
room roast where we have all of our communities
00:34:24.619 --> 00:34:28.820
post their rooms and we roast them and get them
00:34:28.820 --> 00:34:31.599
to basically clean their fucking bullshit. That
00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:33.739
sounds like a lot of fun. Count me in to that.
00:34:33.940 --> 00:34:36.079
That sounds like something I need to do. I want
00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:40.019
to roast the shit out of Lillian. The ever -loving
00:34:40.019 --> 00:34:42.739
fuck out of Lillian and their stupid -ass room.
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:46.480
Oh, my God. What? Is Lillian's room is terrible?
00:34:47.260 --> 00:34:50.059
Oh, my God. I'm filled with rage. Worse than
00:34:50.059 --> 00:34:52.679
my room? But my room's not really my room. It's
00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:56.900
more my living room. Oh, you sweet summer child.
00:34:57.500 --> 00:34:59.579
I can't say much. I got, like, one -piece carts
00:34:59.579 --> 00:35:02.139
all over this room right now. You have no idea.
00:35:02.380 --> 00:35:08.920
I just got a cat. That'll do it. We'll see. And
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:12.119
my cat hates it when I clean. Oh, shit, I was
00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:14.539
gonna buy more today. I don't know. Another thing
00:35:14.539 --> 00:35:19.860
is just, like, best thing I can state that is
00:35:19.860 --> 00:35:24.039
good about it is we have a lot of networking
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:25.920
from it, because, like, Kira's in the VTuber
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:29.019
scene, Kaiju's always on this goddamn game, so
00:35:29.019 --> 00:35:33.960
he's good to help. Syze does all the VR chat
00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:38.380
filming, so if we ever need a media comm, bullshit,
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:41.159
we can just hit them up and they can start something,
00:35:41.320 --> 00:35:45.639
which is really nice. Rose just knows the DJ
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:48.079
community and she's a part of it, so she knows
00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:51.880
a lot of people. Mina knows more of the LGBTQ
00:35:51.880 --> 00:35:57.179
space. So does Kira. Stuff like that, like it's
00:35:57.179 --> 00:35:59.559
very, very hard to have all this network together.
00:36:00.179 --> 00:36:02.500
I've tied us to the whole, like, SCP secret lab
00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:04.699
community. I guess that's one I can call off
00:36:04.699 --> 00:36:06.619
the tip of my tongue. You tie us to the fact
00:36:06.619 --> 00:36:12.619
that we need you to do our coding. Yeah. All
00:36:12.619 --> 00:36:16.059
of the technical stuff that's on them. I do programming
00:36:16.059 --> 00:36:18.159
stuff sometimes. I mean, not actually. Is it
00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:22.360
HTML or C++? HTML, but I don't actually, like,
00:36:22.380 --> 00:36:24.900
know HTML off the top of my head. I usually use,
00:36:24.900 --> 00:36:28.699
like, a visual editor for it. But I know how
00:36:28.699 --> 00:36:30.960
to work my way around HTML. Oh, go fuck yourself.
00:36:32.340 --> 00:36:35.300
New website, just brought to you by Nano. I'm
00:36:35.300 --> 00:36:36.639
not using ChatGPT to respond to all of these.
00:36:41.300 --> 00:36:43.679
God. You see, you talk to ChatGPT instead of
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.260
Nano at times. You get better responses. It's
00:36:46.260 --> 00:36:48.119
actually timely for once. Apparently this is
00:36:48.119 --> 00:36:51.460
a thing. People are referring to ChatGPT as just
00:36:51.460 --> 00:36:55.480
chat. How dare they? I refer to people as chat.
00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:59.579
Yeah. We refer to people as chat. You just call
00:36:59.579 --> 00:37:01.900
people chat as if you're like a streamer. Am
00:37:01.900 --> 00:37:04.980
I right, chat? Exactly. That's the XQC pill.
00:37:05.099 --> 00:37:09.260
What are you doing? Eh, it's evolved past the
00:37:09.260 --> 00:37:14.099
XQC stuff. Honestly, it has just become like
00:37:14.099 --> 00:37:16.639
a thing in the streamer space in general of,
00:37:16.739 --> 00:37:19.920
and even beyond that, of just not even streaming
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:22.219
and just referring to anyone and anything as
00:37:22.219 --> 00:37:24.460
chat. Even if you're not referring to anyone
00:37:24.460 --> 00:37:26.579
at all. Not gonna stop me from making fun of
00:37:26.579 --> 00:37:30.480
XQC. I mean, I will state that a lot of people,
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:34.659
another big thing of that is, how do I word this
00:37:34.659 --> 00:37:39.250
in a way that won't offend people? I won't. The
00:37:39.250 --> 00:37:41.889
best thing that I could say is that it's also
00:37:41.889 --> 00:37:47.210
about being different, not conforming to the
00:37:47.210 --> 00:37:49.989
current VRChat meta, if you do stream VRChat,
00:37:50.150 --> 00:37:52.989
which is, if anyone knows, you can go to twitch
00:37:52.989 --> 00:37:56.489
.tv under the VRChat category, and you'll notice,
00:37:56.530 --> 00:37:59.889
if you sort by most popular, almost all of them
00:37:59.889 --> 00:38:02.650
are tagged with content warning sexual themes.
00:38:03.289 --> 00:38:05.510
And that is because the current VRChat meta is
00:38:05.510 --> 00:38:07.829
shaking your ass and acting like you aren't a
00:38:07.829 --> 00:38:11.230
whore for money. Yeah. I know several, and one
00:38:11.230 --> 00:38:15.969
of them is a... Yeah. One of them's Nano. No,
00:38:15.969 --> 00:38:21.389
Nano's not it. I have a friend who... You know
00:38:21.389 --> 00:38:23.750
what? Fuck it. Let's go. So, they started out
00:38:23.750 --> 00:38:28.130
pretty decently and neat. And I've seen over
00:38:28.130 --> 00:38:30.469
the time that I've known them, which is about
00:38:30.469 --> 00:38:33.900
a year and a half now, that they've just they
00:38:33.900 --> 00:38:36.440
also became friends with someone who is exactly
00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:39.079
what you're saying and is basically just kind
00:38:39.079 --> 00:38:41.039
of leading him down this path and I'm over here
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:43.900
just like that is not the best way to go that's
00:38:43.900 --> 00:38:47.019
usually like short really short career but like
00:38:47.019 --> 00:38:50.400
pretty fucking big but it usually just fizzles
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:52.940
out really quickly well if you can go down and
00:38:52.940 --> 00:38:54.699
like actually make a personality for yourself
00:38:54.699 --> 00:39:01.559
it's a lot better down that road That's why Nakama
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:05.599
Vibes really aims to, through at least the strength
00:39:05.599 --> 00:39:09.519
of being together, not stagnate while growing
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:15.199
and also not have to conform to the meta of being
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:19.360
what is essentially a formal prostitute. Yeah,
00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:24.019
pretty much. I really dislike it. They even softened
00:39:24.019 --> 00:39:28.119
their voice for stream -specific. Like, I talk
00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:29.559
to them normally, they're like, they're more,
00:39:29.599 --> 00:39:32.119
they got the, like, more deep voice. And then,
00:39:32.179 --> 00:39:34.079
all of a sudden, they just get in a stream, and
00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:35.719
they're like, oh my god, guys, everything's going
00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:41.320
great, it's alright, mm -hmm, yeah. Yeah. I think
00:39:41.320 --> 00:39:43.480
it's just especially, I think it's just especially
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:45.460
rough, because it's like, is if you aren't doing
00:39:45.460 --> 00:39:48.519
the meta, you're kind of pushed out to the side,
00:39:48.619 --> 00:39:50.039
because even, like, throughout my time of, like,
00:39:50.059 --> 00:39:51.679
doing, like, meme avatars, especially over the
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:54.619
course of, like, the past year, it's just like...
00:39:57.159 --> 00:39:59.539
You're kind of like, yeah, no one's going to
00:39:59.539 --> 00:40:02.000
care for a while. And it's just like, okay, what
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:03.679
am I doing at this point? Because I kind of had
00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:05.099
that revelation not so long ago. I was just like,
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:07.719
what am I doing? Honestly, when I started doing
00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:10.340
Twitch streaming, I literally started out with
00:40:10.340 --> 00:40:12.880
Satisfactory. You know, the one game that no
00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:15.639
one likes to watch excessively because it's kind
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:18.320
of boring. And I do got to agree. It is a boring
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:20.699
game whenever you're watching it. But the amount
00:40:20.699 --> 00:40:23.079
of intellectual thinking that you do in the game
00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:27.519
is surprisingly a lot. And also, extremely fun
00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:30.199
to do for me at least and so when i started i
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:31.980
was just like i don't care if you guys like me
00:40:31.980 --> 00:40:33.599
i'm not showing my face i'm not doing anything
00:40:33.599 --> 00:40:35.719
like that i'm just talking like excessively about
00:40:35.719 --> 00:40:38.659
things i want to do in the future or what i'm
00:40:38.659 --> 00:40:41.179
talking about or and i will teach exactly what
00:40:41.179 --> 00:40:42.980
i'm thinking like i will go through the steps
00:40:42.980 --> 00:40:45.260
and like how i'm thinking if you don't like any
00:40:45.260 --> 00:40:47.539
of that go the fuck away if you like some of
00:40:47.539 --> 00:40:50.639
that then stay like we can talk about all this
00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.559
stuff we could talk about some other topics if
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:56.530
you want but I want you guys to be here for the
00:40:56.530 --> 00:40:59.070
game, not for me. If you like me, then stay,
00:40:59.250 --> 00:41:02.289
that's fine, but you're here for the game. I'm
00:41:02.289 --> 00:41:05.909
gonna like you a lot. I just don't Twitch stream
00:41:05.909 --> 00:41:08.969
that much, I'm just a bad Twitch streamer. He's
00:41:08.969 --> 00:41:14.579
falling his cock out! Yeah, I'm just a bad Twitch
00:41:14.579 --> 00:41:17.539
streamer. I just don't do that. I'm also gonna
00:41:17.539 --> 00:41:20.179
be starting another stream soon. Like, for collabs.
00:41:20.579 --> 00:41:23.059
Collabs, yeah. That's all I do. Like, yeah, all
00:41:23.059 --> 00:41:24.679
I stream now is just collabs. Like yesterday,
00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:26.320
when we played Mario Party. Like yesterday, when
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.260
we were streaming Mario Party, my freaking mic
00:41:28.260 --> 00:41:34.099
doesn't work. Like, there's no point in time.
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:40.170
I still think that... I... When I do actually
00:41:40.170 --> 00:41:41.929
stream on my own stuff, not related to the team,
00:41:42.050 --> 00:41:44.690
I like to focus on content that's related to
00:41:44.690 --> 00:41:47.989
horror and comedy. Or shooters. That's my main
00:41:47.989 --> 00:41:49.809
gist, is shooters and horror. Because I love
00:41:49.809 --> 00:41:52.829
getting scared. Not to also state that it is
00:41:52.829 --> 00:41:55.230
easy content, because it's so easy to react to
00:41:55.230 --> 00:41:57.670
and commentate on. Horror is just really f***ing
00:41:57.670 --> 00:42:01.329
easy. But I'm just a big f***ing slobber whore.
00:42:02.059 --> 00:42:05.599
sit alone for hours watching niche analog horror
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:10.519
videos on youtube reading scp articles uh i recently
00:42:10.519 --> 00:42:14.119
bought one of junji ito's books as well i'm gonna
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:18.420
be reading that with my cat that i've also named
00:42:18.420 --> 00:42:20.480
the cat can read the exact same thing that lovecraft
00:42:20.480 --> 00:42:24.340
named his cat um for those who don't know he
00:42:24.340 --> 00:42:31.760
named his what continue Oh, you want me to continue?
00:42:31.820 --> 00:42:36.699
I will state that a lot of what I wrote down
00:42:36.699 --> 00:42:39.099
as talking points today are just penis jokes.
00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:41.960
Oh, okay. Well, I mean, those are pretty good.
00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:45.599
The script just says penis joke. My dick is so
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:51.000
big, it takes up a primary weapon slot. How many
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:53.980
attachments you got on it? Well, it really depends
00:42:53.980 --> 00:42:57.099
on the mood. But for you, I'll get a USB -C.
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:03.199
Damn! You got that adapter. USB -C? Wait, no.
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:07.980
USB -C actually is smaller than a USB -A. Another
00:43:07.980 --> 00:43:10.380
one. Another one. I don't know why I wrote this
00:43:10.380 --> 00:43:11.800
down. There's really no structure to this. This
00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:14.119
is calling my dick a lockpick the way I give
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:16.260
people lockjaw. I don't know how my brain works.
00:43:18.099 --> 00:43:22.920
It kind of just goes. It does the thing. It goes
00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:26.710
wee. I can see how that tracks. But I would like
00:43:26.710 --> 00:43:28.789
to talk about the fact welcome to health class
00:43:28.789 --> 00:43:30.170
today today we're gonna be talking about the
00:43:30.170 --> 00:43:32.210
fact that fingering a woman is just like Skyrim
00:43:32.210 --> 00:43:35.510
lockpicking with a different texture. A very
00:43:35.510 --> 00:43:44.530
different texture. Fuck wrong one, alright we're
00:43:44.530 --> 00:43:47.889
gonna need a different size. Doesn't fit, doesn't
00:43:47.889 --> 00:43:55.030
fit, doesn't fit. Hello everyone, this is the
00:43:55.030 --> 00:43:57.349
lockpicking lawyer, and you know the April Fools
00:43:57.349 --> 00:43:59.190
video, the lockpicking lawyer where he's breaking
00:43:59.190 --> 00:44:03.630
into his girlfriend's back door? Yeah. I just
00:44:03.630 --> 00:44:04.769
get reminded of that. I haven't seen that one.
00:44:04.909 --> 00:44:08.610
I haven't seen that one. Wait, you've seen the
00:44:08.610 --> 00:44:10.550
lockpicking lawyer, but you haven't seen the
00:44:10.550 --> 00:44:13.969
classic April Fools video of his? I've seen the
00:44:13.969 --> 00:44:15.889
more terrifying version of the lockpicking lawyer.
00:44:15.889 --> 00:44:17.489
I've seen the one where he's doing something
00:44:17.489 --> 00:44:19.969
with a dildo or something. Do you know what I'm
00:44:19.969 --> 00:44:21.230
talking about, like the more terrifying version
00:44:21.230 --> 00:44:25.010
of lockpicking lawyer? Yeah. I can't remember
00:44:25.010 --> 00:44:31.050
what their channel name is. No, it's like he'll
00:44:31.050 --> 00:44:32.690
do the lockpicks, but sometimes he'll be very
00:44:32.690 --> 00:44:34.190
aggressive with it, and then every now and then
00:44:34.190 --> 00:44:36.849
he'll just have a triangle that he throws at
00:44:36.849 --> 00:44:38.989
stuff and sticks into things, and he's also able
00:44:38.989 --> 00:44:41.969
to throw axes and stuff. Yeah, no, I've seen
00:44:41.969 --> 00:44:45.550
that dude. He goes like, he literally is basically
00:44:45.550 --> 00:44:48.489
the lockpicking lawyer, except way more aggressive
00:44:48.489 --> 00:44:50.250
with his shit, and that's who I'm thinking about,
00:44:50.389 --> 00:44:51.829
because one time he was doing a stream where
00:44:51.829 --> 00:44:55.659
he was like, he was basically like he's he's
00:44:55.659 --> 00:44:58.559
he's getting a fucking lock pick and then starts
00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:00.940
putting lube on it and then starts shoving the
00:45:00.940 --> 00:45:04.440
key in rapidly over and over again we're on the
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:06.980
same page we are on the same page and he's like
00:45:06.980 --> 00:45:12.760
bringing the shit out of it and then uh i was
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:16.119
gonna say oh he frequently will open a master
00:45:16.119 --> 00:45:19.150
lock with another master lock And then, um, the
00:45:19.150 --> 00:45:21.369
lockpicking lawyer, he just starts talking about
00:45:21.369 --> 00:45:23.929
wrenches you can open up, uh, fucking locks with,
00:45:24.010 --> 00:45:28.070
like, the big dick. Or his big John. The big
00:45:28.070 --> 00:45:30.429
dick can open up a lot of my locks, that's all
00:45:30.429 --> 00:45:34.070
I'm gonna say. You know, I, I, I do know that,
00:45:34.269 --> 00:45:36.530
I know that it's not my place to ask questions,
00:45:36.610 --> 00:45:38.309
but does anyone here have, like, very interesting
00:45:38.309 --> 00:45:39.889
VR chat experiences that they'd like to talk
00:45:39.889 --> 00:45:42.190
about? Very interesting, like, you're really,
00:45:42.230 --> 00:45:45.289
you're really, like, outstanding ones. You, you,
00:45:45.369 --> 00:45:48.030
you say and we don't judge. I got a Russian to
00:45:48.030 --> 00:45:51.670
think I was Russian. This is a good one. That's
00:45:51.670 --> 00:45:56.710
a good one. That's not the best one. So I joined
00:45:56.710 --> 00:46:03.809
up with a friend from Germany. And we went to
00:46:03.809 --> 00:46:05.869
a lobby together. And I thought it was a European
00:46:05.869 --> 00:46:08.329
lobby. So I pulled a Russian accent. It was an
00:46:08.329 --> 00:46:12.449
ERPN lobby. It was not an ERPN lobby. So I pulled
00:46:12.449 --> 00:46:14.610
a Russian accent. I had been doing the Russian
00:46:14.610 --> 00:46:17.539
accent for almost two hours. And then I finally
00:46:17.539 --> 00:46:19.300
realized, wait a minute, this isn't a European
00:46:19.300 --> 00:46:22.000
lobby. This is an American lobby. So I pull the
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.000
accent out and they're all like, what the fuck?
00:46:25.639 --> 00:46:28.539
They straight up get so confused because they
00:46:28.539 --> 00:46:32.219
all thought it was Russian. And I'm just like,
00:46:32.260 --> 00:46:34.280
no, this is my normal. This is like how I normally
00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:38.619
speak. And they're like, and then so. Two of
00:46:38.619 --> 00:46:41.840
them are like, I want to go and meet some Russian
00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:44.780
bitches. Gears, come with us so you can translate.
00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:46.599
And I'm like, I don't know how to speak Russian.
00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:49.179
All I know is the sound Russian. And they're
00:46:49.179 --> 00:46:52.260
just like, doesn't matter. Come on. So we go
00:46:52.260 --> 00:46:55.739
into another lobby that is full of Russians.
00:46:55.780 --> 00:46:59.380
Just all of them. And so I'm speaking to them
00:46:59.380 --> 00:47:02.900
with the accent on, but I'm trying to get a Russian
00:47:02.900 --> 00:47:05.880
who can speak English so that they can actually
00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:09.320
translate. But while I'm walking around in the
00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:12.400
sewers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fucking
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.820
sewer like system. Four turtles hop out and they
00:47:15.820 --> 00:47:17.579
gangbang you, right? I've heard this story before.
00:47:18.219 --> 00:47:21.579
No, not that one. That was earlier in the week.
00:47:21.699 --> 00:47:24.420
So all of a sudden a Russian comes up and goes,
00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:28.639
and then starts speaking full -blown Russian
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:35.400
with me. And I go, It's like a scene out of Stalker.
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:40.119
So I'm just screaming, no, no, I do not speak
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:45.599
Russian, I do not, no. And they're like, they
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:49.619
finally pull out English, and they're just like,
00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:56.019
shit, I didn't know, man. Oh my god. I'm very
00:47:56.019 --> 00:48:00.730
apologetic about this. It's like, oh no. But
00:48:00.730 --> 00:48:02.610
yeah, no, that was uh, that was my that was the
00:48:02.610 --> 00:48:07.230
that was the Russian story that Once ago aside
00:48:07.230 --> 00:48:09.389
from Christmas Eve, what's yours? I knew you're
00:48:09.389 --> 00:48:13.289
gonna mention it I knew where you were going
00:48:13.289 --> 00:48:14.969
with this the whole time. That's why I was staring
00:48:14.969 --> 00:48:19.730
right into your fucking eyes. I knew where you
00:48:19.730 --> 00:48:28.389
were going with this No, I'm not sitting on Santa's
00:48:28.389 --> 00:48:31.369
lap It's not Santa's lap. I'm talking about the
00:48:31.369 --> 00:48:35.309
head of 87. Oh my God. The head of 87. Excruciating
00:48:35.309 --> 00:48:38.570
detail. In excruciating detail, talk about my
00:48:38.570 --> 00:48:41.349
ERP on Christmas. Which Christmas Eve was it
00:48:41.349 --> 00:48:45.030
even? Wasn't it last Christmas Eve? Two years
00:48:45.030 --> 00:48:47.929
ago, I'm pretty sure. It was two years ago. Okay.
00:48:48.510 --> 00:48:52.349
I'm getting my Christmas Eves mixed up. I'm thinking
00:48:52.349 --> 00:48:55.769
of the one that we just had recently. Your Christmas
00:48:55.769 --> 00:48:58.429
Eve. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure - Was I knocked
00:48:58.429 --> 00:49:02.170
out? Was I drunk? We can arrange that. I can't
00:49:02.170 --> 00:49:11.869
be. And on the Patreon episode, sex. Patreon?
00:49:12.570 --> 00:49:15.929
Don't worry, there'll be more on OnlyFans. Oh
00:49:15.929 --> 00:49:20.670
yeah, on OnlyFans. My god. I mean, the show is
00:49:20.670 --> 00:49:23.690
18 episodes old now. It is legal. We can actually
00:49:23.690 --> 00:49:29.000
do porn now. John, tell us your story. No, I
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:31.699
really won't. I'm trying to think of an actually
00:49:31.699 --> 00:49:35.940
interesting VRC story. Well, you think, John.
00:49:36.019 --> 00:49:39.800
I said, come on. It's Gears, for God's sakes.
00:49:42.659 --> 00:49:44.739
I thought about this because I'm going to be
00:49:44.739 --> 00:49:46.820
on Metaverse DJ next week, and so I'm just like,
00:49:46.940 --> 00:49:49.780
what's a story to give Raptor when we ask that
00:49:49.780 --> 00:49:56.650
exact same question? I think, like, this is this
00:49:56.650 --> 00:49:58.590
is like a group of us went to like this bar world
00:49:58.590 --> 00:50:01.670
and I we were just kind of hanging out and doing
00:50:01.670 --> 00:50:04.110
whatever and then just someone out of nowhere
00:50:04.110 --> 00:50:05.550
they didn't have their mic on or anything just
00:50:05.550 --> 00:50:07.090
went up and they just kind of like took their
00:50:07.090 --> 00:50:10.130
hand and quite literally just like did this to
00:50:10.130 --> 00:50:16.170
me your tracking is immense just did that to
00:50:16.170 --> 00:50:22.670
me and I see this and they scoop back balls so
00:50:26.579 --> 00:50:33.840
Yeah. Okay. So, they do that, they back up, and
00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:34.619
I'm just looking at them, and I'm just like,
00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:38.159
what's wrong there, buddy? Like, you need attention
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:40.260
or something? Like, what was this going on? And
00:50:40.260 --> 00:50:42.420
they just, like, nod and walk off, and I'm like,
00:50:42.500 --> 00:50:45.219
I don't know what happened there. That was really
00:50:45.219 --> 00:50:48.400
weird and inappropriate. And then me and my friends
00:50:48.400 --> 00:50:50.889
just move on. Little while later, someone comes
00:50:50.889 --> 00:50:53.289
up to us and is like, is there a problem over
00:50:53.289 --> 00:50:55.449
here? And then we're just like, what? And it's
00:50:55.449 --> 00:50:57.750
like, someone said that someone here was being
00:50:57.750 --> 00:50:59.949
mean to another person. I was like, was that
00:50:59.949 --> 00:51:04.489
me? Was that me? Who is you, John? For making
00:51:04.489 --> 00:51:06.630
fun of someone for diddling me? Like, what the
00:51:06.630 --> 00:51:13.369
hell? You did kind of get diddled. They ran up
00:51:13.369 --> 00:51:15.789
to me and did that like I didn't like what else
00:51:15.789 --> 00:51:17.650
was I supposed to do is like well so if you have
00:51:17.650 --> 00:51:19.349
an issue be sure to come and tell us and I was
00:51:19.349 --> 00:51:24.929
like I could take care of myself Man groups plus
00:51:24.929 --> 00:51:29.389
moderators thinking they are hot shit Yeah, yeah,
00:51:29.429 --> 00:51:31.849
I got I got kicked earlier from a group instance
00:51:31.849 --> 00:51:34.449
for shit -talking somebody cuz they doxed me
00:51:34.449 --> 00:51:39.250
So so my behavior was unacceptable, but theirs
00:51:39.250 --> 00:51:42.329
was just fine Yeah, I remember that actually.
00:51:42.590 --> 00:51:43.869
Yeah, it checks out. They were really fucking
00:51:43.869 --> 00:51:45.250
shitty afterwards as well. Were they a furry
00:51:45.250 --> 00:51:48.710
by chance? They were. All of them were. So, you
00:51:48.710 --> 00:51:50.070
know, you were kicked because you weren't the
00:51:50.070 --> 00:51:51.630
furry. That's not one of our kind. You were in
00:51:51.630 --> 00:51:54.610
furry hangouts. I was in the avatar that I was
00:51:54.610 --> 00:51:55.929
in on desktops. I mean, technically. Yeah, they
00:51:55.929 --> 00:51:57.369
were in the cat avatar. Oh, you were in the cat
00:51:57.369 --> 00:52:02.650
avatar. Okay. Hmm. I kind of joined at the wrong
00:52:02.650 --> 00:52:04.869
time. I was talking to my female friend and they
00:52:04.869 --> 00:52:10.159
weren't getting attention. They just wanted that
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:13.980
pussy, man. Well, they're not getting it. That
00:52:13.980 --> 00:52:16.599
reminded me of something. This literally just
00:52:16.599 --> 00:52:19.079
happened probably, like, less, like, a few weeks
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:21.139
ago. I walked into, like, one of my female friends
00:52:21.139 --> 00:52:24.579
and said, hey. And then there was this guy who
00:52:24.579 --> 00:52:26.480
was, like, trying to chat her up who just looked
00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:28.699
at me and she's like, excuse me, I was talking
00:52:28.699 --> 00:52:32.059
to her. And I was like, what? And she just looked
00:52:32.059 --> 00:52:33.960
at me and she's like, I'm just going to tell
00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:35.679
you right now, he's more interested to talk to
00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:38.099
you than you. And I was like, Oh, okay, my bad.
00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:41.480
And then he kept going, and eventually - Okay,
00:52:41.599 --> 00:52:43.340
my bad, I forgot the part where I care. Anyways,
00:52:43.619 --> 00:52:45.440
let's talk about the socioeconomical standpoint
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:48.719
of the USA. He kept trying to talk to her, and
00:52:48.719 --> 00:52:50.860
I was, like, I just muted myself and was just
00:52:50.860 --> 00:52:52.360
kind of laughing to myself after all, because
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:54.199
it's like, this guy's really trying, and a part
00:52:54.199 --> 00:52:55.980
of me really wanted to just unmute, look at her,
00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:57.780
and be like, so I think I'm in love with you,
00:52:57.860 --> 00:53:00.420
because we have a bit going, just like, we act
00:53:00.420 --> 00:53:02.179
like we're in love with each other, just out
00:53:02.179 --> 00:53:06.280
of nowhere. That makes sense. It's just really
00:53:06.280 --> 00:53:08.539
pissed off this guy. Gears, I think I'm in love
00:53:08.539 --> 00:53:14.039
with you. Now here's what I do with Gears. I
00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:18.079
just say that Gears is mine even though they
00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:20.039
have a wife. They're technically mine and their
00:53:20.039 --> 00:53:22.960
wife knows and has to abide by that. Oh wait,
00:53:23.019 --> 00:53:24.219
they haven't invited you to the Polycule yet?
00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:27.300
No. No, he hasn't been invited. What the heck?
00:53:28.920 --> 00:53:34.239
When is he getting the invitation? I got my invitation
00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:36.119
with, like, a red sticker that said, like, you
00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:37.639
can come and smash or some shit like that. It
00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:40.239
was really weird. Anyways, Nana, what's your
00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:44.400
story now? A fucking interesting VRC story. I
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:46.440
haven't been on VRC much within the past year.
00:53:46.460 --> 00:53:48.780
No, this story is way there. We're trying to
00:53:48.780 --> 00:53:50.739
get you to talk about the, um... It's not interesting.
00:53:50.780 --> 00:53:55.780
It was sex! Well, Gossip Queen... That happens.
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:01.239
Not you, you don't get laid. Nano's mom, I'm
00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:09.619
sorry, but your child has had sex. There's something
00:54:09.619 --> 00:54:12.440
about that sentence that is just fucking funny
00:54:12.440 --> 00:54:24.300
as hell to me. If you're watching this, your
00:54:24.300 --> 00:54:29.099
child. has - has - has - has gone into the intercourse
00:54:29.099 --> 00:54:32.260
on VRChat before. It was actually Nano who diddled
00:54:32.260 --> 00:54:35.340
me in that bar. What?! Nano was the diddler.
00:54:35.820 --> 00:54:38.699
Uh, let - let me be clear. I didn't - I didn't
00:54:38.699 --> 00:54:41.099
- I - I - I - any other - Excuse me, can I quote
00:54:41.099 --> 00:54:43.460
my favorite president? Can I quote my favorite
00:54:43.460 --> 00:54:46.960
president? I didn't - Sir, I did not touch that
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:51.800
woman. I did not touch that John. I did not gulp
00:54:51.800 --> 00:55:01.199
his balls. I can't think of shit. I feel like
00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:06.659
even things that I've done. Freaking some of
00:55:06.659 --> 00:55:08.659
the times where we played Blackout and we did
00:55:08.659 --> 00:55:11.500
stupid stuff, even like that would be funny.
00:55:12.340 --> 00:55:15.340
That's true. I don't even remember some of that
00:55:15.340 --> 00:55:18.179
stuff, honestly. I was too drunk for most of
00:55:18.179 --> 00:55:22.280
the shit I've done. See, my memory has been really
00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:27.019
shit recently. Oh my god, how dare you? You don't
00:55:27.019 --> 00:55:29.179
remember? We had such good times together. I
00:55:29.179 --> 00:55:31.139
barely remember what happens on my own stream.
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:33.840
My own friends have to remind me of moments that
00:55:33.840 --> 00:55:36.440
have happened on my own stream. The books. You
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:39.019
remember our times together, right, Witchy? Man,
00:55:39.019 --> 00:55:42.119
you have that problem. Yeah, see, Witchy's actually
00:55:42.119 --> 00:55:46.440
a good friend. What? But I have the problem where
00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:48.639
I remember way too much after I've even drank.
00:55:49.980 --> 00:55:51.760
Yeah, that's kind of a bad problem. You should
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:55.449
try Breck. Also, speaking of which, I do have
00:55:55.449 --> 00:55:59.730
a story. It was actually recent. Very interesting.
00:55:59.909 --> 00:56:02.550
So, what's your thoughts on legal prostitution?
00:56:04.230 --> 00:56:06.110
I'm talking about the streaming thing. Technically
00:56:06.110 --> 00:56:08.789
legal? I don't know. Yeah, I mean, it's legal.
00:56:09.650 --> 00:56:15.670
I made an account to speedrun. Oh. Finding a
00:56:15.670 --> 00:56:19.599
woman. On VRChat. Now, me personally, I am the
00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:22.000
only submitter, so I do have the world record.
00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:24.119
You can see it on my YouTube at WitchyOak320
00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:28.300
on YouTube. Self -insert plug. Is there a speedrun
00:56:28.300 --> 00:56:31.980
.com for this? No. Nano, get on it. You know
00:56:31.980 --> 00:56:37.440
how to do this. I will give you the exact description,
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:41.960
right, of what I told them and why it should
00:56:41.960 --> 00:56:45.269
be a category if you'd really like. I stated
00:56:45.269 --> 00:56:48.769
that it should. That the category is finding
00:56:48.769 --> 00:56:50.469
a woman, something most people in the game would
00:56:50.469 --> 00:56:52.010
consider excessively challenging with a high
00:56:52.010 --> 00:56:54.070
skill required due to the amount of traps generated
00:56:54.070 --> 00:56:56.929
per level of user -generated content. Heavily
00:56:56.929 --> 00:56:59.789
RNG really depends on what seed you get and what
00:56:59.789 --> 00:57:02.449
route you choose. It even takes into play your
00:57:02.449 --> 00:57:08.510
genetics. Yes, you genuinely tried to submit
00:57:08.510 --> 00:57:11.489
this to speedrun .com. However, point being,
00:57:11.630 --> 00:57:13.469
I have this all account, right? And I was going
00:57:13.469 --> 00:57:15.269
through a pretty rough day, to say the least.
00:57:15.369 --> 00:57:16.269
And I didn't want to deal with people anymore.
00:57:16.489 --> 00:57:18.829
So I hopped on the Sol account. I was mute, just
00:57:18.829 --> 00:57:20.090
hanging out. And I was like, you know, I've never
00:57:20.090 --> 00:57:22.150
been to a just age party before. Let me go with
00:57:22.150 --> 00:57:23.750
people spectate there. See what the fuck's going
00:57:23.750 --> 00:57:25.510
on there. Because I never had the balls to do
00:57:25.510 --> 00:57:31.949
it on my main account. So I went there. And saw
00:57:31.949 --> 00:57:33.869
some pretty interesting things. However, due
00:57:33.869 --> 00:57:36.610
to me being a mute, an Arabian dude. And this
00:57:36.610 --> 00:57:38.309
is very important to say that he's Arabian. It's
00:57:38.309 --> 00:57:42.289
not racist. It's true. Because his dad owns an
00:57:42.289 --> 00:57:48.429
oil rig. Wanted to pay me money because he thought
00:57:48.429 --> 00:57:53.730
I was a woman. $100. For five minutes of stepping
00:57:53.730 --> 00:57:59.010
on his face. And you were on desktop? No, I was
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in VR. Full body. On a white account. On a visitor
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level account. So now I don't want to, I don't
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want to like really allude anything, but however,
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I will say that I'm a hundred dollars richer
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than I was. So this is where you were going when
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you mentioned legal prostitution. Okay. I was
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wondering where that comes into play here. Um,
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he PayPal'd me a hundred dollars. He stepped
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on him for five minutes, fully clothed. Both
00:58:31.309 --> 00:58:33.010
of us apparently he just really likes it and
00:58:33.010 --> 00:58:36.610
apparently so fun fact this guy has paid up to
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$600 to get stepped on by women in VR chat that
00:58:40.409 --> 00:58:43.829
you know of That he stated that's that's as much
00:58:43.829 --> 00:58:46.570
as he could remember This is like a weekly occurrence
00:58:46.570 --> 00:58:50.989
then What kind of fucking so I just I just I
00:58:50.989 --> 00:58:55.710
just wanna His daddy's credit card? Okay, fair
00:58:55.710 --> 00:58:57.710
enough. So I just want to let you guys know,
00:58:57.849 --> 00:58:59.670
everyone in the audience, and this might make
00:58:59.670 --> 00:59:02.610
you depressed, however, a man in Arabia is currently
00:59:02.610 --> 00:59:05.590
spending more money than you make in a week on
00:59:05.590 --> 00:59:11.230
getting stepped on. In VR chat. In VR chat. Not
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even real life. Guys, the beauty of this platform.
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Yeah. No further comments. Well, we killed him.
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However, I did get $100. $100 is $100. Easiest
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$100 you've probably ever made. Yeah, I mean,
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usually I have like, sort of like a... How do
00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:42.000
I put it? Like a standard? But I mean, shit,
00:59:42.039 --> 00:59:43.960
wiggle $100 in my face and you can watch that
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standard disappear. That's his version of $20
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is $20. Yeah. $20 is still $20. That's true.
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I'm just saying that I might have to develop
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a new kink if you're going to give me $100. $20
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can get you shenanigans twice. Shut the fuck
01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:08.940
up. Hey, you can buy his game twice. Fuck's sake.
01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:14.860
Holy shit. Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.
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Maybe more if there's a price dropout this year,
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which I'm doing. I will say, it is really interesting
01:00:22.230 --> 01:00:25.130
to be here with my clone, NanobunTV. It's very
01:00:25.130 --> 01:00:28.190
interesting. Why... Why did that ever happen?
01:00:28.309 --> 01:00:32.969
Why did... It was fucking Frosted, right? For
01:00:32.969 --> 01:00:37.349
some reason, Frosted thought that we were both
01:00:37.349 --> 01:00:43.389
the same person. I'm not black. That's not what
01:00:43.389 --> 01:00:46.570
I was insinuating. Like Yin and Yang, right?
01:00:47.630 --> 01:00:52.210
Yeah. Except I'm cooler. And he keeps stealing
01:00:52.210 --> 01:00:55.809
all my jokes. I don't remember the last time
01:00:55.809 --> 01:00:59.449
I stole a joke. Nano is a joke thief. No, no,
01:00:59.469 --> 01:01:01.110
no. Literally the last time we were on a call,
01:01:01.130 --> 01:01:02.110
he said you were going to steal one of my jokes.
01:01:07.690 --> 01:01:10.210
He's a rapid joke thief. Once again, my memory
01:01:10.210 --> 01:01:13.050
is failing me. I don't remember. I don't believe
01:01:13.050 --> 01:01:18.239
you on that one. Contact me at my Gmail. If you
01:01:18.239 --> 01:01:20.840
would also like a part of my services, this is
01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:23.360
going to be a self -plug sponsored by me. In
01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:29.940
fact, I hire, I am a pimp. And my motto is, I'm
01:01:29.940 --> 01:01:33.099
not a whore, I'm poor. Know your worth. Butchie,
01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:37.920
I gotta say something. Look at the time. 4 .55.
01:01:38.119 --> 01:01:41.519
God damn it. Anyways. We gotta end this soon.
01:01:42.619 --> 01:01:46.769
This has been over an hour. Poor ass, this. What
01:01:46.769 --> 01:01:51.409
have you done in your life? Um... A lot. Way
01:01:51.409 --> 01:01:53.530
too much. Half of it I don't like to mention.
01:01:53.789 --> 01:01:54.710
How much would you calculate your worth to be
01:01:54.710 --> 01:01:58.789
at? Barely that much. I'd like to argue the fact
01:01:58.789 --> 01:02:00.630
that if everyone is to ERP with you, you should
01:02:00.630 --> 01:02:05.070
upscale them $50 per 20 minutes. Got it. I've
01:02:05.070 --> 01:02:08.829
done too much, and now I'm a millionaire. Split
01:02:08.829 --> 01:02:11.489
it 50 -50, and we've got ourselves a deal. Welcome
01:02:11.489 --> 01:02:13.170
to the whore tank. Wait, is this a - wait, what
01:02:13.170 --> 01:02:16.349
the heck? Whore tank, yep, mm -hmm, yep. So,
01:02:16.489 --> 01:02:21.480
uh, outro. What? That's it? Are you fucking kidding
01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:27.179
me? That was the quickest outro in the world.
01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:30.460
Is that the real one? We had to end the episode.
01:02:30.579 --> 01:02:34.800
That's the real one. I'm going to also add in
01:02:34.800 --> 01:02:37.079
all the usual shit. You were basically doing
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:39.139
the same thing. You do the same thing that I
01:02:39.139 --> 01:02:42.519
do on the show. If you're watching on YouTube,
01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:46.219
we'll put the links. I'm trying to tell you where
01:02:46.219 --> 01:02:48.719
the links would be. I'm really happy that I could
01:02:48.719 --> 01:02:52.360
have you through here today. It's like a weird
01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:55.059
couple. They would be... They're gonna choke
01:02:55.059 --> 01:02:59.000
you out in front of your mom! Down in the description
01:02:59.000 --> 01:03:02.340
for the YouTube specifically. Okay, so in the
01:03:02.340 --> 01:03:03.920
YouTube specifically, it's down in the description.
01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:07.260
This is WitchyOak320. He's actually a pretty
01:03:07.260 --> 01:03:10.219
good guy. This is John Koday. He's pretty cool
01:03:10.219 --> 01:03:12.539
too. Go find his shit. It'll be all on our website,
01:03:12.699 --> 01:03:15.699
which is f3bpodcast .com, or is it that night?
01:03:15.980 --> 01:03:21.539
Yeah, it is. You got it. Yeah. And I'm Gears.
01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:24.480
I do other stuff as well. And now we don't mention.
01:03:24.500 --> 01:03:32.619
You know my prices. Email him. Email him. This
01:03:32.619 --> 01:03:36.139
is a price chart with just one line in it. And
01:03:36.139 --> 01:03:42.019
you can own them as a prostitute. Who will? For
01:03:42.019 --> 01:03:46.070
like five minutes. Take us out of here. Get us
01:03:46.070 --> 01:03:48.710
out of here. Say the thing. I've already done
01:03:48.710 --> 01:03:51.489
it. That was the original outro. I'm just adding
01:03:51.489 --> 01:03:54.610
this shit in so fucking fake and splice it in.
01:03:58.250 --> 01:04:02.349
That's going on the premium. Imagine what $30
01:04:02.349 --> 01:04:07.449
can get you. If we're not out by now, actual
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outro, please.