Prank 12 Oct 2026

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Speaker 1: On KFM Mornings. Good morning and hello, welcome to Monday.
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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. Hello, rise and shine.
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Speaker 1: Hello, 12 October, those roads are packed out there, eh?
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Speaker 2: And the N1 is open for business.
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Speaker 1: Mmm.
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Speaker 2: Sure, dramatic scenes over the weekend.
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Speaker 1: What happened there, a truck hit a bridge or something?
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Speaker 2: A pedestrian bridge, yes. Yes, that's exactly what happened. But well done to the city. I know.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I felt like it was fear mongering from yesterday. You know, I didn't sleep not knowing I was going to come into town. And it looks as if absolutely nothing took place.
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Speaker 2: What a quick response.
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Speaker 1: Right?
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Speaker 4: Because everyone went to bed thinking, oh, I've got a dream up alternative room.
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Speaker 2: It's going to take longer to get to wherever I'm going.
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Speaker 4: But it seems as though now everything is back on track.
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Speaker 2: Well done, team.
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Speaker 1: Well done. Incredible. I thought, you know what, the city is very safe and, you know, it might take a couple days for everybody to inspect that bridge. Because, you know, in Joburg, the bridge is falling down already. So it doesn't matter, you know, just drive, take a chance. No. You know? So fantastic stuff, really. Thank you.
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Speaker 3: No, the city's MAKO member, Rob Quintus, this morning had already said that The bridges, the bridge, it's a pedestrian bridge, so there's no cars going over it. But it is completely safe. They've done what they needed to do. And in the coming days, they will obviously fix it up in such a way that it aesthetically, it looks, you know, the.
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Speaker 2: Way it should. But it is safe.
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Speaker 3: People work, engineers and whatever, overnight and tip top.
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Speaker 2: I mean, a round of applause.
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Speaker 5: It really seems like we've got the best of the best on the job.
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Speaker 6: Right.
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Speaker 1: Right. It's like, but you see, the old bridges, they were built much better.
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Speaker 5: Are we the uncles and the aunties who say now, they don't make things the way.
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Speaker 2: They used to?
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Speaker 1: Exactly right. It's fact.
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Speaker 2: No, it is true.
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Speaker 4: I was at the vinyl fair at the watershed, at the waterfront over the weekend. with fellow music lovers and that was the sentiment going through old records how music used to be made oh they don't make them like they used to the quality it's just not the same you go thrifting you touch that shirt they just don't make them this way.
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Speaker 1: Anymore anything that was made back in the day compared to now there's a significant weight difference.
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Speaker 2: Yes The weight test, eh? Yeah, exactly right.
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Speaker 5: But not just the weight test, the amount of time it took to create the garment.
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Speaker 2: Now everything is fast.
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Speaker 5: And the quality isn't always, you know, make sure.
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Speaker 2: Exactly.
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Speaker 1: This is before China made everything.
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Speaker 2: I know. Not too much on China because they also make very good things as well.
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Speaker 1: China make best, highest quality stuff. They do, absolutely. Absolutely. But they also make the lowest quality stuff too. Okay, so let's start the show.
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Speaker 2: Good morning. Good morning.
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Speaker 1: Sexy back here on KFM Mornings. Quarter after six. Okay, so let's get your clue on for the 20K Pop Quiz brought to you by Suzuki.
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Speaker 5: Would you like sport or desserts this morning?
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Speaker 7: Oh, trifle.
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Speaker 1: It can't be trifle again, the answer.
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Speaker 2: Not yet. It's not that time yet, Darren.
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Speaker 1: I know this time of year. Okay, let's go dessert. I'm interested, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Okay, question number four this morning. Name the dessert made with meringue and topped with fruit.
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Speaker 1: Is this a pavlova?
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Speaker 2: You would be correct. Now, why is the pavlova in the pop quiz specifically? It just popped up. Okay. It just popped up. I was like, maybe you had a really good pavlova over the weekend, Shirley. I have been craving it, though.
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Speaker 1: No, you know what's probably happened?
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Speaker 2: But who makes a good pavlova?
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Speaker 1: You know what's probably happened? She's gone and Googled now, because it's Christmas, truffle recipe. And then Google said, Are you sure? May I suggest a pavlova?
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Speaker 4: It's too early for trifle slander, Darren. At least wait until the beginning of December.
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Speaker 5: Or just stop and put some respect on the trifle.
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Speaker 2: Because us trifle lovers are looking forward to the season. Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 8: Apologies.
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Speaker 1: Apologies, as you were. Okay, so pavlova is your answer. You are lucky that there's not going to be a Monday Maths today. Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 2: We would have been ready for you, though. You know.
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Speaker 1: We've got finals exams for Monday Math starting soon.
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Speaker 2: Why would you do that? That's terrible. So we have a study break.
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Speaker 1: You've got one week revision study. And then we're going to do the exams for the year.
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Speaker 2: Because I know the real Matric finals start tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: That's right, yeah.
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Speaker 4: So we stand in solidarity with our fellow learners, students in Matric.
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Speaker 2: Good luck, Matrics. It's not an easy time, but it's an important time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure. I keep remembering when I was about to write finals.
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Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 4: And it felt like your whole life rested on these exams. And obviously now in retrospect, so much happens afterwards. But it's just a culmination of 12 years of work, I guess.
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Speaker 5: I remember how stressed out I felt and how adult I was. I felt like I needed to feel. And like you said, in retrospect, yes, it's such an important time. But there are still so many exciting chapters ahead of you.
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Speaker 2: We were in.
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Speaker 5: Wellington this weekend and a matriculant was studying. Shame and my boys were playing there on the drum sets.
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Speaker 2: Oh, to be free and to be little.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but apologies to Bronwyn there in grade 12 and good luck to all of the matriculants.
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Speaker 2: You've got this, man. For sure.
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Speaker 1: So where were they studying?
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Speaker 2: So we were visiting my cousin.
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Speaker 5: In Wellington and there's a grade 12 in the house.
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Speaker 2: People, Bronwyn and Shame. She was They're.
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Speaker 5: Preparing for Kat. So luckily it was her on the laptop. But still, when the babies are making noise or... Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Good luck.
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Speaker 2: Good luck. You've got this.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Do we know what they start with tomorrow?
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Speaker 5: I know that Kat is one of the subjects that's.
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Speaker 2: Coming up first. Computer... What is it called?
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Speaker 1: Oh, like a.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 2: What does Kat stand for?
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Speaker 1: Computer... I don't know. Computer and.
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Speaker 2: Computer applications technology.
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Speaker 5: Computer applications technology. So I'm not sure if that's the very first subject, but I know that's one of the first subjects.
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Speaker 2: We learn something new every day.
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Speaker 4: So it's CAT tomorrow and then I think the mainstream subjects start on Wednesday.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Tomorrow it's all... There's so many subjects that we write. I mean, there's Hindi, Gujarati, Tamil, Telugu, Urdu, Hebrew, German.
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Speaker 5: But how incredible that these are the options that the children have.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So, we had three in Durban. It was English, Afrikaans and Zulu.
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Speaker 4: Obviously, it happened over a shorter time, but now they've got, I think, a month and a half.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And our computer studies... Our computer studies, there was one computer in a classroom.
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Speaker 2: What a time.
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Speaker 8: You had to.
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Speaker 1: And again, the computer could do nothing. Like literally couldn't do anything.
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Speaker 2: How big was it?
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Speaker 1: No, well, the hard drive was massive. Like a hard drive that you see today now, that was one gig.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: One gig. That was a one gig hard drive. If you came home... With a 2 gig hard drive. You were balling. It was like.
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Speaker 2: It takes forever to do anything.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. You've got now.
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Speaker 8: What?
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Speaker 1: 250 gigs just in your phone. In your watch probably. Yes.
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Speaker 2: In your pocket. Okay.
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Speaker 12: Let's go!
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Speaker 2: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
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Speaker 1: Like a Mills and Boone novel, I'm told. I never knew about Mills and Boone. You wouldn't know about that, of course. I think you've told me about Mills and Boone.
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Speaker 4: No, readers are leaders, Darren. Readers are achievers, yes. We do not judge as long as we open a book.
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Speaker 1: You see, I'll wait for the movie or perhaps the song.
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Speaker 5: I couldn't enjoy that song this morning, Darren, unfortunately, because it reminded me that I'm fighting you later today.
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Speaker 1: Yes, man. That was my final classic pick on Friday. Okay. So, look, let's just get the news and sports on and then we'll have a squiz at the weather. It is 6.30 here on KFM Mornings. Let's have a look at your weather forecast for this week. It is quite misty out there this morning. Today it's not going to get above 19 degrees. We're expecting a bit of light rain later on today, perhaps. That'll continue right through to tomorrow morning where we will still have some light rain. The rest of the week should be all clear leading up to Thursday. but temperatures are still going to stay sub 20. We're not going to get above 18, 19 degrees the whole week, right? Um, where else? Stellenbosch today, you got 20 degrees cloudy. Your light rain also arrives later today. Paul, same conditions. And Worcester, 27 degrees. That's almost the warmest. Beaufort West today is going up to 35 degrees. Sure.
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Speaker 2: It's a weird one.
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Speaker 1: Today, hey? Yeah, it's all over the place. And then they've got thunderstorms coming to you in Beaufort West later this evening. Otsuun, you also got 33 degrees and thunderstorms later on today. Garden Route George Nisner Plate 20 is your high for the next three days. You got rain showers. So we got light rain happening here in and around Cape Town. Thunderstorms in the interior and the Garden Route has just a bit of heavy rain. That's how your weather forecast looks for this week. It is 20 minutes to 7 o'clock.
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Speaker 2: Rise and shine.
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Speaker 1: So every day the National Sea Rescue Institute works to prevent drownings and save lives through rescue operations, lifeguarding, water safety education, survival, swimming lessons and pink rescue boys. Now through the NSRI's Cars for Good contest in partnership with Suzuki Auto South Africa, you can help fund this vital work and stand a chance to win one of two remaining Suzuki Jimny five-door GLXs. The next draw takes place after entries close on the 15th of December. So get your ticket today at nsri.org.za. Ashad, good morning.
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Speaker 6: Hi, morning, Darren.
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Speaker 12: How are you?
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Speaker 1: How are you, brother? Good, and you, man?
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Speaker 2: I'm fine, thank you.
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Speaker 1: Good. So your job, your daily is in IT marketing. That's correct, yeah. For a big bank, I'm told.
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Speaker 13: Yeah, one of the fastest great banks.
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Speaker 1: Okay. There used to be four that you would know, but now there's five in that equation. That's correct. And let me guess, you're in five when you say fastest growing?
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Speaker 2: That's correct, yes.
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Speaker 1: Yes, okay.
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Speaker 13: You guys are so advertised to them.
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Speaker 1: We had a little contest with them last week, right?
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Speaker 2: Not so little, actually. I don't know why you guys are doing like a 30 seconds thing. I don't know. And not mentioning the big C.
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Speaker 1: No, no, because it's all part of the clues here. The Rubik's Cube, you can work this out. Okay. Is there a blue and red in the logo?
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Speaker 10: That's correct.
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Speaker 1: With a white background.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Does it start with a C and end with a C?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Cappy tag, of course. I was there on Friday. Oh, did you enjoy the show on Friday? Were you there?
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Speaker 6: Awesome.
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Speaker 13: Loved it.
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Speaker 9: Loved it.
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Speaker 1: Awesome. Thank you, man. Thank you. We had an absolute blast at Wacky's All-Star Comedy Jam, Friday and Saturday. It was great. You see, Ashad is locked into old school rules of radio. where you don't mention your company. You know, you're not allowed to mention anything.
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Speaker 2: They must pay for that, and they did.
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Speaker 1: And, Ashad, I don't know if you know anything about me yet. I don't obey any rules.
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Speaker 14: No.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: We are rule-free here, brother. Okay.
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Speaker 15: And, Darren, on Friday, when the show started later, I was saying it's all like you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but, hey, listen, that wasn't my fault. That wasn't my fault because... Because at 8 o'clock in the arena... So there's actually... I have an app that they give me to tell me how many people are in the arena.
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Speaker 9: Sure.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Great tech. And now remember, there's 5,500 people that are there. And at 8 o'clock, there was only 1,900 people in the arena.
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Speaker 2: That have gone through the doors.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Scanned through the doors.
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Speaker 1: That have scanned, yes.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: So that's why we waited... To get everybody in Because it's Friday You know So there's There's You're dealing with Peak hour traffic People that aren't Coming to the show And then you're still Trying to get in So.
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Speaker 2: Yeah Yeah So it wasn't you Darren.
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Speaker 1: No No no no I wanted everybody in Seated and ready And then we had When we started We had about 5,200 people.
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Speaker 5: In Okay Yeah And clearly it was Worth the wait The show looked Incredible online.
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Speaker 1: Yeah It was wild It was amazing Okay. So, Arshad, now we focus our attention on you, right? Qualifying question. True or false, the NSRI works to prevent drownings and is dedicated to saving lives. Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: Arshad! Good start. Okay, my man.
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Speaker 1: Give it your best. And we will see where this goes. All right.
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Speaker 2: Your time.
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Speaker 1: Your time, my man. Starts now.
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Speaker 5: Party rock anthem and Sexy and I Know It are songs by? True or false, the Stormers beat the Sharks on Saturday?
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Speaker 16: True.
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Speaker 5: Which Kardashian plays divorce attorney Allura Grant in All's Fair? Name the dessert made with meringue and topped with fruit. What's the capital of the Netherlands? Which famous Jessica will play Hugh Hefner's wife in Playmates? Who won the 2026 Singapore GP? Nicola Peltz is married to which Beckham?
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Speaker 1: What's 5 plus 102?
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Speaker 6: Spell available.
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Speaker 2: A-V-A-I-L-A-B-L-E.
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Speaker 5: Party rock anthem and sexy and I know it are songs by?
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Speaker 1: The Netherlands is the one answer.
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Speaker 8: Nah, Ashad.
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Speaker 1: We didn't even get there.
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Speaker 2: You couldn't even get that right. Guys, it's a lot of pressure.
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Speaker 1: Well, look. Look, it's five out of ten.
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Speaker 4: Thank goodness you got those last two because it was looking very shaky, Ashad.
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Speaker 1: A shot it's five out of ten which is a thousand rand however we give a minimum full tank of petrol which as far as i know it's still a thousand four hundred rand if you diesel maybe something else maybe a bit more okay so and let me guess you drive diesel hey one of the vehicles one of I'm not filling your fleet here alright your aunt's car your uncle's car mom's grand mother-in-law okay it's a thousand four hundred bucks I shot LMFAO is party rock anthem you're right it's Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands.
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Speaker 4: Are they making a playboy movie.
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Speaker 5: Yes I didn't know that Yes, and then the people are divided. Hugh Hefner obviously has dated numerous women in the past. His ex-wife is actually pleading with Jessica Biel saying, please don't take this role.
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Speaker 2: He was a horrible husband.
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Speaker 5: And then one of the other bunnies are saying, oh, I'm so excited to watch this.
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Speaker 2: Oh, goodness me.
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Speaker 8: Clash of the bunnies.
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Speaker 1: So Jessica Biel is the answer.
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Speaker 16: Yes.
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Speaker 1: And Max Verstappen won the Singapore GP. And it's Brooklyn Beckham, who is.
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Speaker 2: Nicola Peltz.
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Speaker 1: Nicola Peltz. He's the one that's now considered estranged from the family. Okay. Thanks, Ashad.
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Speaker 12: No problem.
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Speaker 1: I had the kids here, Darren, and I usually answer all the questions correct, but today.
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Speaker 13: Not.
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Speaker 2: Today, hey?
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Speaker 1: Not today, not today.
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Speaker 8: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Blame it on the babies.
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Speaker 1: Well, you know what... You see, you've got to wait three months now. That's the one rule that we do have to enforce here.
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Speaker 7: All right.
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Speaker 1: We're going to have another go.
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Speaker 11: All right.
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Speaker 1: Good luck, man. Okay. Cheers, brother.
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Speaker 9: Bye-bye.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: That's all she wrote.
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Speaker 1: That's correct. I love this. It's nine to five. Monday, back to the grind, back to the routine. This is Yoga with a Dolly remix. Here's your Monday motivation. And it's coming via an extremely accomplished sportsman.
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Speaker 8: Local?
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 2: We wish.
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Speaker 1: We wish we could say Mo Salah plays for Bafana Bafana. He's now obviously the Liverpool legend. He's now playing in Turkey. And he's just blitzing the goals. And they're saying, no, no, the Turkey league is too easy for this guy.
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Speaker 2: Take him back to the Premier League.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just running riot like a goal fest. So he's one of the greatest that's ever played, Mo Salah. the Egyptian. And the premise here is the mental work is the hardest part. Before you cross that line, what state of mind are you in, right? He says he visualizes 15 minutes every day and he actually sees the goals. before they happen.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's powerful.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. This piece has been quoted by, was quoted by Kobe Bryant. And many, many, many other sports stars take inspiration from this very thing that Mo Salah said. I hope you get some inspiration from it too.
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Speaker 11: What is the one piece of advice you wish someone had told you when you were 18 that you've now learned, mate?
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Speaker 2: I work mentally.
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Speaker 11: The work mentally is much more difficult than you work physically. I work in the gym almost every day, one and a half hours. Sometimes I go home, most of the time I go home, I work again. But it's so hard to keep working in your mental thing 15 minutes every day.
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Speaker 2: It's so hard. It's tricky. It's really tricky. Trust me.
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Speaker 11: I've been doing it for a few years and I'm telling you, just you sit with yourself alone for 15 minutes before you sleep or when you wake up, it's much more harder than you do the gym every day for one and a half hour.
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Speaker 1: What do you think about in that time when you're doing the mental work?
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Speaker 11: Well, it's a lot of things to think about. It's a lot of things you want to achieve and a lot of things you... A lot of situations you want to experience before it even happens. So when it happens, you're not surprised. You had that experience before.
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Speaker 8: Escape can Salah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's brilliant from Mo Salah.
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Speaker 1: And still Salah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, sensational. Absolutely sensational.
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Speaker 9: Salah.
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Speaker 1: A goal to dream of.
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Speaker 11: Sometimes you need to trick your brain to just lie to yourself. And your brain wouldn't make a difference between the real thing or the fake thing. So it's like you keep going into the process that you keep lying to yourself until you believe the idea that you want to put it in your brain.
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Speaker 2: Mo Salah rises to the moment again. Once more, he is the man.
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Speaker 1: So you visualize goals before they happen. You've already told yourself you will score.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, 90% of my goals was like this or even more. That's incredible.
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Speaker 11: Now you just visualize what you want to happen and you keep repeat it and repeat it and repeat it. Sometimes not working, sometimes just work. So it's work mentally.
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Speaker 16: Wow!
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Speaker 12: Oh!
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Speaker 2: That is beyond special.
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Speaker 5: Brilliant.
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Speaker 2: A worldie and a half from Mohamed Salah. Never mind from the top drawer. That is a goal from paradise.
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Speaker 1: That's it right there.
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Speaker 4: Football superstar Mo Salah talks about the power of visualization.
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Speaker 1: It's all in the mind.
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Speaker 2: Now, that's powerful, hey? Mo Salah said, let's manifest.
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Speaker 4: Let's manifest. And we've spoken about this for years. Darren, I don't know if you were late on boarder of this, but.
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Speaker 2: It's so true.
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Speaker 4: Being able to see something happening and then it happening down the line.
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Speaker 2: And it's not such a shock to the system. You're like, I've been here before in my mind. Because I designed it.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And when you realize you're the creator... That's powerful. Very much so. Of your life.
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Speaker 11: Correct.
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Speaker 1: It's all in the mind. It's all in the mind. But, I mean, you know, there's so many sports stars that you think they're just athletes. But they're mine. Lots of sage things they say. I mean, they've been there. They've lived it. Have you heard the piece with Zlatan? That wild man. He's crazy.
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Speaker 2: I love him. Was he the one who did the... Not that. You're not talking about Haaland. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: What is a diff?
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Speaker 5: I'm talking about who was the guy who made headlines because he headed another player.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that was years ago. Yes, yes, yes. Completely different soccer player.
00:24:23
Speaker 1: Different era even. Yeah.
00:24:27
Speaker 3: I must have shushed when you talked sport.
00:24:29
Speaker 1: I think that was on, uh, that went viral on MySpace. Um, so Zlatan is a Swedish guy, but he's, he's so sharp. And, uh, he does this bit about, I'm actually going to play it for you. Please pull it up.
00:24:47
Speaker 2: We're going to get double whammy.
00:24:48
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:49
Speaker 1: But, but, but let me set this up because he talks about this piece. Brad, you know which piece I'm talking about.
00:24:56
Speaker 2: Um, Brad just gave a thumbs up. The way you two read each other's minds, it's insane.
00:25:04
Speaker 1: I almost witnessed a manslaughter backstage at Wackett's All-Star Comedy Jam. What happened? I'll tell you in a minute. Hold on. Let's just stay on track here for now.
00:25:14
Speaker 2: Oh, you can't do that. I can't with you.
00:25:18
Speaker 1: Okay, Zlatan. So Zlatan was being trained. was moved to Barcelona. Pep Guardiola was there before he went to Man City. And Pep Guardiola is a very tactical manager. You play in his system. You don't step out of it. These are my rules. You play how I say. Zlatan's one of those players that wants to play free. Don't give me instructions. Let me be brilliant. And I do it my own way. I run wherever I want. So they had massive clashes like this. The other rule that Guardiola had was, he said, no sports cars in the Barcelona complex. You don't come with your fancy sports cars. We are footballers. So they were at loggerheads about the style of play because Pep would say, play this way, Zlatan would go out and he'd play his own way. They would clash and eventually Zlatan didn't listen. So Guardiola benches him. Says, okay, that's it, you're benched. So then the next day at training, Zlatan arrives in his Ferrari and he parks right outside Guardiola's office at Barcelona. And that was pretty much the beginning of the end. And then it was over and then he moved.
00:26:34
Speaker 2: Intense.
00:26:35
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is Zlatan and his words of advice.
00:26:40
Speaker 14: Money creates problems, even in families. Money brings stress. The more you have, the more stress. And where is the stop? You could live a good life with normal money. But what is normal money now? I've been on both sides. I've been without money, grew up with a family where my father made and we have to share it. But I had a good life. I had it good at that moment. So where is the stop? But what is happiness?
00:27:02
Speaker 2: Well, you tell me.
00:27:02
Speaker 1: It's moments.
00:27:03
Speaker 8: I'm happy now.
00:27:04
Speaker 14: In 10 minutes, I could be unhappy.
00:27:06
Speaker 2: So it's moments.
00:27:07
Speaker 14: Money makes it easier, makes your life easier. But I don't think it gives you happiness. Because for me, happiness is moments. My dream was come to Barcelona. After one year was my nightmare.
00:27:16
Speaker 2: It's moments.
00:27:17
Speaker 14: But I agree with you. I think when it comes to having a lot of money, it's an ego thing because your life will not change. Let's say the Saudi situation now. A player that made a lot of money goes there to make even crazy more money. Does it change your life? Because I will tell you, you will die before you waste your money you already earned than the money you get in Saudi.
00:27:36
Speaker 8: So it will not make a difference.
00:27:39
Speaker 2: Perspective, eh?
00:27:40
Speaker 12: Yeah.
00:27:41
Speaker 4: I want to say I get what he's saying, but I wish someone would give me money so that I can walk this path.
00:27:45
Speaker 2: But I completely understand.
00:27:47
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:27:47
Speaker 2: Where's your happiness actually coming from? What's the source of it?
00:27:51
Speaker 1: But happiness is moments.
00:27:53
Speaker 13: It's moments.
00:27:53
Speaker 1: Happiness can be fleeting.
00:27:55
Speaker 4: Because you could earn bags and bags of money in Saudi, but are you happy in how you're making it? Because you could be wanting to play in another league, in another country, in another place.
00:28:06
Speaker 1: Exactly right, yeah.
00:28:07
Speaker 5: But what a beautiful way to just look at happiness, eh? It takes off the pressure as well. You don't have to be happy all the time.
00:28:13
Speaker 2: It's moments.
00:28:15
Speaker 1: It's moments. Exactly right. That is your Monday motivation.
00:28:19
Speaker 2: Motivations? Yes. Thank you.
00:28:22
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes. KFM Mornings. Do this here on KFM Mornings. Okay, we've got quite a few messages here for the Monday motivation this morning. I see AB De Villiers just staying on the theme of sports stars went and had a knock. What game was that? It's like a … Legends cricket match.
00:28:43
Speaker 16: Yes.
00:28:43
Speaker 1: And he scored a hundred and what? Like he'd never retired.
00:28:46
Speaker 14: Eleven.
00:28:47
Speaker 1: Do you know why AB.
00:28:48
Speaker 4: Rolls back the years, a 37-ball century.
00:28:52
Speaker 1: 37-ball century, AB de Villiers. Do you know why he jumped back to play that game? Do you know why he played that game?
00:28:58
Speaker 9: I don't.
00:28:59
Speaker 2: I would assume it never leaves you.
00:29:02
Speaker 1: Yes, that too. So AB's got young kids now. And they're all playing cricket. And these kids were... His kids never saw Amy play cricket. They weren't old enough to see Dad play cricket.
00:29:23
Speaker 2: So Daddy just had to show them.
00:29:25
Speaker 1: And Daddy wanted them to see him playing on the big stage.
00:29:28
Speaker 2: That's the same reason Serena Williams gave.
00:29:31
Speaker 9: Was it?
00:29:31
Speaker 4: Where she said, yes, her kids hear stories about her playing, but they never got to watch her play.
00:29:37
Speaker 2: So she's playing doubles and... other tournaments. But I guess it's never the same, right? But still, it's so special. And it speaks to how much you care as a parent. You want your kids to think you're cool. Like, Mama's still got it. Daddy's going to put on those pants. Did you see Daddy bat? Exactly.
00:30:02
Speaker 1: Okay, so here are some of your comments here. This is Rudy from Kill River.
00:30:07
Speaker 6: And I stopped my daughter from getting out of the car to listen to the Monday Motivation. She's a gymnast, doing really well. But still, she's young. She's 13 years old and she has her doubts about herself. But I told her, listen to this and think about what he's saying. Because even Goku visualizes the fight before he does it. Even Goku practices mental training.
00:30:36
Speaker 15: I love both motivations, morning theme, but I love the second one because some of the most miserable people I know are the ones that have nothing to complain about. Yet, yeah. I mean, some of the happiest people I know are people that are just getting by, they're doing what they need to do, but they're living in that moment.
00:30:58
Speaker 1: They're enjoying those small moments. They are Just savoring the moments.
00:31:04
Speaker 12: Yeah.
00:31:05
Speaker 2: That's beautiful.
00:31:06
Speaker 1: What that first dad was saying, you know, there's another piece that you need to hear about this sports psychologist who said there's no such thing as a 13-year-old elite athlete. No such thing. Kids sports has become an industry on its own. Of world tours, elite training programs. Everything has... Semi-professional.
00:31:39
Speaker 2: Leagues of sorts.
00:31:40
Speaker 5: Everything so serious as opposed to just being fun.
00:31:44
Speaker 1: I used to play for Pinetown Football Club. Now you don't play for a football club that ends in FC. It must end in academy. It must end in elite training. It must end in all these things. Where you're going... If you're not going overseas, you're not in the right place. And the bubble is going to burst. The bubble is going to burst.
00:32:13
Speaker 4: So it's nice then when superstars who did go all the way are very honest about what happens when you achieve the dream, right?
00:32:22
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:32:23
Speaker 2: That it's not all sunshine and roses.
00:32:24
Speaker 9: No.
00:32:25
Speaker 4: You still have to care about community. You still have to care about people. And connection and moments and memories.
00:32:32
Speaker 8: Yeah.
00:32:33
Speaker 1: You know, I've seen like the pressure on kids in youth sports. It's madness.
00:32:43
Speaker 2: And I'm sure very isolating and very lonely.
00:32:46
Speaker 1: They're not professionals at 13. They really aren't. Let them be kids and let them play.
00:32:51
Speaker 2: Let them play with their friends and enjoy. Have fun, man, being a child. Yeah.
00:32:58
Speaker 1: And when you look at, like, I mean, everybody thinks their kid is a superstar at nine, you know.
00:33:05
Speaker 4: You've got the next Tiger Woods there.
00:33:08
Speaker 1: You've got the next Roger Federer. There's a long, long, long road. And the thing is what I see is that when we get involved as parents and start telling them how good they are, you can be pro at that age, it sucks the enjoyment, boom, out of the game. And invariably... They quit before 15. And that's it.
00:33:30
Speaker 5: So is there a way for fun and excellence to coexist?
00:33:34
Speaker 2: Or is it that we now need to choose one?
00:33:37
Speaker 1: I believe at 13, it's too early to tell whether your kid is excellent or not.
00:33:43
Speaker 2: So you're saying have fun?
00:33:44
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:33:45
Speaker 7: Play.
00:33:45
Speaker 1: Your thing is your body is not fully developed yet.
00:33:49
Speaker 2: Your mind's also not fully developed. So you're so sensitive, actually.
00:33:54
Speaker 1: And the big thing in.
00:33:56
Speaker 1: Youth sports, when you're playing under 13, under 14, under 15, where in the year were you born? If you're playing under 13 and you were born January, February, March, you've got a physical advantage over somebody who was born November, December at the end of the year. You know that these academies in the UK, football academies, they don't pick kids that are born after April.
00:34:26
Speaker 2: Like it's that serious?
00:34:27
Speaker 1: For that age group. That's right. Because especially when you're looking at that 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 age.
00:34:35
Speaker 2: But it's like that in academics also.
00:34:38
Speaker 3: So that's a six-month difference.
00:34:40
Speaker 1: It's huge.
00:34:41
Speaker 4: Huge.
00:34:41
Speaker 2: Huge, huge, huge, huge.
00:34:43
Speaker 1: Yeah. That elite athlete, Brad is, you know what, I'm going to tell you about the manslaughter that nearly happened backstage.
00:34:52
Speaker 2: Was it back comedian on comedian?
00:34:54
Speaker 16: Yeah.
00:34:54
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. This was... I was ready to call the police.
00:34:59
Speaker 8: Oh, my goodness.
00:34:59
Speaker 1: Oh, oh! This is this bit that the sports psychologist talks about elite youth sports.
00:35:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks.
00:35:13
Speaker 16: It's another good question on talent. So the question is around kids and talent.
00:35:20
Speaker 2: First of all, sad to say... For those of you.
00:35:24
Speaker 16: That have got a really precocious talent, if you've got a superstar eight or nine-year-old, there is no such thing as an elite eight-year-old, a high-performance 10-year-old or a professional 11-year-old. It doesn't happen. It just doesn't. It's not in my vocabulary. Please get it out of yours. My job from 1992 to the 2000 Olympics was to go around Australia and try and find and pull them into a high-performance program and help to get the best out of them for the 2000 Olympics. And in spite of that, and trained as a physiologist, I can't tell you what your eight-year-old's going to do.
00:36:05
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
00:36:06
Speaker 16: I can't even tell you what sport they're going to end up in. This year's basketball player, his next year's footballer, his next year's butterfly swimmer.
00:36:13
Speaker 2: His next year's... We don't know.
00:36:15
Speaker 16: We don't know. But I promise you, specialising them too early is a road to doom. It's a road to doom, particularly with young kids. Not only that, don't worship physical talent. Physical talent is a poor indicator of long-term success. Don't be overwhelmed by the 11-year-old that's up against your 11-year-old.
00:36:41
Speaker 2: Don't be overwhelmed by that.
00:36:43
Speaker 16: And not only that, if that's your 11-year-old, don't get too excited about it.
00:36:47
Speaker 8: Take time to build character.
00:36:49
Speaker 16: And values and virtues and and integrity, and respect, and discipline, and all the things as a human being that we know will underpin their success in the long term. I'm going to tell you something again that might unsettle some of you. But if you come up to me and say, Wayne, you don't understand, my child is 10, and they are without doubt the best rugby player this country has ever seen at 10, I'll feel sorry for your child.
00:37:15
Speaker 2: I really will.
00:37:16
Speaker 8: Because to me, I'd almost.
00:37:18
Speaker 16: Bet my own life that that child will never play rugby for this country. That's how strongly I feel about early talent that's not tempered by the right environment and.
00:37:30
Speaker 8: Built to last the time. The model that I use, parents, is this one.
00:37:35
Speaker 16: Imagine that talent and one other important factor to me will determine long-term success and the capacity of your child to realise the potential.
00:37:47
Speaker 2: It's this word.
00:37:49
Speaker 5: Commitment.
00:37:50
Speaker 16: Commitment to me is the defining quality in anyone striving to be the best.
00:37:57
Speaker 8: The super talent, the.
00:37:58
Speaker 16: Big, strong, powerful, agile, good decision maker, great problem solver, the really brilliant, physically gifted athlete who has outstanding, uncompromising commitment to do whatever it takes to be successful. I've seen four or five in 25 years.
00:38:15
Speaker 9: Four or five.
00:38:16
Speaker 16: If you think they're sitting at your breakfast table, You just love them a lot.
00:38:22
Speaker 6: Yeah. Sure.
00:38:23
Speaker 2: Truth bombs there, hey?
00:38:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:25
Speaker 2: Such a good piece. And a reality check.
00:38:29
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:38:29
Speaker 4: Because a lot of these youngsters who are quote unquote prodigious talents end up resenting these sports down the line as they get older.
00:38:38
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:38:39
Speaker 2: Because of what it robbed them of in their childhood.
00:38:42
Speaker 16: Right.
00:38:43
Speaker 5: And also as parents, we must be honest with ourselves. Am I doing this for myself or for the kids? You know, sometimes there are parents who want to live vicariously through their children.
00:38:55
Speaker 1: Do you know....
00:38:58
Speaker 5: And it's so sad to see because you also see these little babies who just want to make their mommy and daddy happy.
00:39:05
Speaker 2: But at what cost?
00:39:06
Speaker 1: I've got this... I got sent this message a couple weeks ago, you know, for group therapy. You've got a problem, we discuss it and we'll try and solve it. And I was going to maybe... Do it sometime down the line. But basically this dad says, what do I do here? I've got a daughter that goes to singing lessons. It's 3,000 Rand a month. After eight months, my daughter can't sing. She's never going to sing. She's never going to be more than a first round on an idols contest. And that is it. What do I do?
00:39:46
Speaker 2: She enjoys it.
00:39:47
Speaker 5: But isn't that sometimes the most loving thing to say?
00:39:52
Speaker 13: No, I'm being.
00:39:53
Speaker 2: Tough love sometimes to be like my baby.
00:39:56
Speaker 1: Because the daughter thinks she's going to be Taylor Swift. I love the dream. And you know what I say? You know what I say? This is what I always tell to my boys. It's not up to you to banish their dream. Let them dream at this age and let them dream big. There will come a time in their life when they will get to that reality themselves. It's not up to us to kill their dreams. What do you want to be? You want to be a princess. You want to be a mechanic, a lawyer, a sports star.
00:40:29
Speaker 5: But Uncle Darren, in this economy, if now the classes are 3K a month.
00:40:34
Speaker 3: No, but if you can afford it, like you can sing, man.
00:40:36
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? If mommy and daddy can't now, you know? Then, I mean, the reality is different.
00:40:43
Speaker 1: There's a different discussion altogether. And that is why maybe it needs to be discussed.
00:40:48
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying because that's where many people are at, you know? It's tough.
00:40:51
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:40:56
Speaker 16: Okay.
00:40:57
Speaker 1: We've got to get to news, and I've still got to get to the manslaughter story.
00:41:01
Speaker 4: All right.
00:41:01
Speaker 1: So we inadvertently stumbled on quite a hot topic. There's some– I was saying about the group therapy that we were going to– that I got a message. Somebody didn't know how to deal with the situation, and it was– we were going to discuss it, but now we're here. So– This parent said, listen, what do I do here? What's the experience? Singing lessons for my daughter cost 3,000 Rand a month. And now my daughter, I can see my daughter is not going to be a singer.
00:41:40
Speaker 2: This is a hobby.
00:41:41
Speaker 1: Yes, yes. And it's sucking all our money out of the family. What do I do? And it's a difficult one.
00:41:50
Speaker 2: Remind me again, how old is the daughter? Does he say?
00:41:53
Speaker 1: I don't want to say because I don't want the kid to work out. Well, this could be me.
00:42:00
Speaker 2: But primary school or high school?
00:42:03
Speaker 1: I'm not going to know.
00:42:04
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:42:05
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:42:06
Speaker 2: No, that's okay. All right. And we're not saying the.
00:42:09
Speaker 4: Baby can't sing and enjoy singing.
00:42:14
Speaker 2: Hobbies are important too. They feed the soul and the spirit. Absolutely.
00:42:19
Speaker 1: You know what the thing is? This is the difficult one. I love seeing kids dream. I love seeing them dream and want to be this and want to be that and they're inspired by everything they see and they want to be big and great. Down the line, that might change as they grow up. Look, I'll tell you now, no 10-year-old kid has ever woken up wanting to be an accountant.
00:42:51
Speaker 5: Maybe there's a 10-year-old out there.
00:42:54
Speaker 1: But by 17, that kid might want to be whatever sport they play and they want to be a pro, want to be a professional cricketer. Later on, they realize for themselves, well, you know what, maybe I actually want to be a accountant. That's my dream.
00:43:07
Speaker 2: But also, not.
00:43:08
Speaker 4: Everything in life is about just living for a career, for a job, for work. There are so many parts of what make us human. So many interesting things about ourselves that are outside of what we do professionally. So you can still dream of a life that also includes other bits.
00:43:26
Speaker 2: That's not just... what am I going to be when I grow up? Or am I good at doing this thing?
00:43:32
Speaker 5: Some things can just be for enjoyment and doesn't have to come with a 3,000 rand price tag.
00:43:39
Speaker 2: That's just this auntie's opinion. Let's put the YouTube on and learn stuff from YouTube. Let's sing karaoke. It's free.
00:43:50
Speaker 1: Susie, you are singing away our sourdough money.
00:43:55
Speaker 9: Do you know that?
00:43:57
Speaker 1: Here's what you had to say.
00:43:58
Speaker 13: Yeah, they didn't allow them to dream and dream big. And then your child ends up on idols because mommy and daddy allowed him to dream and never told him he actually can't sing. And then your child becomes the butt of the joke for the whole country to see. Wouldn't it have been worth your while to tell him, listen, maybe, you know, shift into something else? Or are you going to allow them to pursue this.
00:44:22
Speaker 17: False dream up until they get embarrassed? Isn't it your job as a parent to prevent that from happening by showing them that out there in this world, all dreams do not come true, unfortunately?
00:44:35
Speaker 9: Darren, when my son was in grade two or three, he joined the choir. And bless his little soul, that boy could not sing.
00:44:44
Speaker 2: They actually asked.
00:44:46
Speaker 9: Him to leave. And he wasn't too heartbroken about it. I just reminded him that he would find other talents. And we moved on with our lives. And I'm so grateful for that teacher that didn't allow him to come back to choir practice because he can't sing now and he's 16.
00:45:06
Speaker 2: He still can't sing. Yeah, I too was asked to leave the choir. And thank you to that teacher because then I knew singing wasn't my thing. But it's fine. There's hockey. There's other things to do.
00:45:20
Speaker 1: I too was a first-round contestant on idols. On Idles 1. I've told you the story. But you went there, jokingly. I went there as a joke. I went there to have a laugh.
00:45:33
Speaker 4: How funny would it have been if you actually could hold a note and they were like, we didn't know.
00:45:38
Speaker 2: There was a hidden talent here.
00:45:39
Speaker 1: But you know what, Sibs? When I stepped up on that Idles logo, I thought, what if this joke falls flat and they say you threw to the next round? I actually believed that.
00:45:50
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:45:54
Speaker 1: It's like when I jumped in the swimming pool and I raced Rake Nietling in a school swimming pool.
00:46:00
Speaker 2: Like I could actually do this.
00:46:01
Speaker 1: And I thought, what if I embarrass this guy? Because I had flippers on. And I thought, what if I win? That's not going to look good. Maybe I'm going to have to fake a loss here. And then I dived in. And I was swimming and I was hitting it. I was slapping that water, you know, like a real amateur. And you're like torpedoing through this water. It looked like a jacuzzi, you know. And my lane was a jacuzzi. And I looked, he was in, I was lane five, he was lane six. And I looked in front of me. There was no rake. And I was like, I'm actually beating this guy. I've got a chance. Little did I know, he swam the whole lap underwater. He was already finished. He was on the other side.
00:46:45
Speaker 16: Yeah.
00:46:46
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:46:46
Speaker 1: And then I thought, okay.
00:46:48
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:46:49
Speaker 1: Settle down. Settle down, little guy. Settle down.
00:46:52
Speaker 8: Okay.
00:46:53
Speaker 1: The one thing that I'll tell you just on the back of the sports thing, one thing that Gordon Iggerson told me, Bafana, Bafana coach, and he's won four PSL titles with four different teams. He said to me, the best footballers that he sees come through are not footballers. that at the age of 10 focused just on football and cut out all other sports he said the best footballers that he's ever seen were multi-disciplined they did running at school they played tennis at school they did a bit of cricket they did a whole bunch of things it all develops different different aspects so if you just focus on one too early said it's um Not going to probably work out for you. But anyways, let me tell you about the almost manslaughter that happened backstage at Wacken's All-Star Comedy Jam on Saturday night, right? And I was actually quite panicked. I was ready to call the police because this happened backstage. So I've got producer Jeanne there. She's my backstage manager.
00:48:03
Speaker 2: Was she head of security?
00:48:04
Speaker 1: Head of security, backstage manager. I've got producer Brad. who's the hype DJ at the start of the show.
00:48:11
Speaker 8: Head of entertainment.
00:48:12
Speaker 1: Well done, producer Brad.
00:48:13
Speaker 2: Music looked great.
00:48:15
Speaker 1: Firstly, it was two great nights. Thank you very much for all who came. It was really incredible. And so then it's about six o'clock, right? We're all feeling a little bit hungry. So I was like, okay, Jean, can you go to like Burger King? Get us some burgers and stuff. Coke, chips and stuff. So she comes back. And then, now Brad's obviously diabetic, right?
00:48:46
Speaker 8: Oh, no.
00:48:48
Speaker 1: She gives Brad the non-diet Coke. She gives Brad full sugar Coke. Okay. And now Brad is sucking this thing back and he's thirsty.
00:48:59
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:48:59
Speaker 1: And it's a big one, right? It's like the biggest one you can have. Brad's going, you know, and Brad is like, he's like, you know, the kid that isn't allowed sweets at their house and they go to a children's party and the kid claps all the sweets there. It goes home, bounces off the walls. So Brad's clapping this thing. He's like left the burger. and the chips he doesn't know this burger king coke is the burger king diet coke is the best in the world you know they're gone gone gone next thing i'm tasting mine and i'll go now i'll go you know full sugar full I'm like, this doesn't taste nice. This is not my taste. Then I'm like, wait a minute. This is the diet. And then, oh, sorry, I gave you guys the wrong one. I switched them. And I'm like, oh, Brad's finished. He's got this inbuilt diabetic alarm. And this thing starts going, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, like a truck reversing. I thought they were bringing the stage in. And then I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Brad, so now he checks his machine. His sugar should be at five. Yeah. Should be at five, right?
00:50:12
Speaker 2: That's stable?
00:50:14
Speaker 1: That's fine. Okay.
00:50:15
Speaker 2: Where was it?
00:50:19
Speaker 1: It was at 30 plus. The machine doesn't go higher than 30. It, it, like... I don't think it's ever expected anybody to be 30 plus, his sugar.
00:50:31
Speaker 4: Doesn't expect someone to suck down the sugary Burger King drink.
00:50:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Now I'm thinking, I'm going to have to take him to the hospital. Firstly, I'm going to find the police because there's an attempted... Jean needs to be held. Yes, totally accountable. There's a manslaughter charge here. Whether it was intentional or not, maybe it's murder one. I don't know. We'll let the cops work that out. But now this guy, so now he pulls out his EpiPen and he's, CCs to the max.
00:50:58
Speaker 4: Is everyone calm at this point, Derek?
00:51:02
Speaker 2: Is Brad calm? Are you calm?
00:51:03
Speaker 1: No, no, Brad's almost in a coma.
00:51:05
Speaker 17: Okay.
00:51:05
Speaker 1: He's almost in a sugar coma.
00:51:08
Speaker 5: But now he's also his own hero trying to save his own life.
00:51:11
Speaker 3: He's still focused enough, compass mentors to, you know, inject himself.
00:51:17
Speaker 1: Because I always said to Brad, because he's been down this road a few times before with me, and I said, stop it mouth to mouth.
00:51:23
Speaker 2: Why are you always at the scene, Darren?
00:51:26
Speaker 3: Mouth to mouth, there has no place in diabetes.
00:51:29
Speaker 5: Also, when it comes to saving my life, there better be no limits.
00:51:32
Speaker 1: You know what? If Brad got into a diabetic coma, I honestly wouldn't know what to do. Like, I don't know. Do I shove white bread to soak up the sugar? Do I shove that charcoal?
00:51:42
Speaker 2: White bread, that's more sugar.
00:51:43
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what to do. I'm not trained. The first thing I'd do is mouth to mouth and hit his chest.
00:51:47
Speaker 2: Oh, my word.
00:51:48
Speaker 1: But anyways... That's what happened. And then the whole time he was hitting this insulin.
00:51:55
Speaker 2: He was.
00:51:56
Speaker 1: And then he was borrowing a friend of mine's GLP-1s because he ran out and then he's hitting this thing. And then... What in the Bear Grylls?
00:52:08
Speaker 3: I wish Brad was telling us his version.
00:52:14
Speaker 1: He was on a different plane at that point, yeah.
00:52:16
Speaker 3: I saw him jawing on the internet.
00:52:18
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it was this before or after.
00:52:20
Speaker 6: No, no, no.
00:52:21
Speaker 1: We got him right.
00:52:21
Speaker 2: We got him right.
00:52:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:24
Speaker 2: In conclusion.
00:52:25
Speaker 16: Be careful.
00:52:26
Speaker 2: You stay away from Brad. Anytime you are around, these things happen. And don't put Jean in control, clearly, of the takeaways.
00:52:37
Speaker 1: No, no, no. When they clip that little, push that button on the top of the plastic cup, be sure.
00:52:44
Speaker 2: Be very sure.
00:52:45
Speaker 1: Be sure which one means diet and which one means full sugar.
00:52:49
Speaker 7: Wow.
00:52:50
Speaker 2: Hectic. Next time, Brad must just get a sparkling water.
00:52:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:52:54
Speaker 4: Hey, don't deprive the man of his Diet Coke. That Diet Coke can save your life.
00:53:00
Speaker 1: But I promise you, I've never checked an oak enjoy a drink like this before.
00:53:03
Speaker 2: I feel like he knew, man, Darren. He knew. He knew it was bad stuff. No caution to the wind. He was like, I'm here now.
00:53:10
Speaker 1: This was like, oh, this was the greatest thing ever.
00:53:15
Speaker 2: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
00:53:19
Speaker 9: Uh-oh.
00:53:20
Speaker 2: Here we go. Here we go.
00:53:22
Speaker 13: Here is another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.
00:53:28
Speaker 2: KFM Mornings.
00:53:31
Speaker 1: Okay. Here we go. Senseless survey time as we always do on a Monday. Glad to see you here, Producer Brad.
00:53:40
Speaker 16: Yay!
00:53:41
Speaker 1: What is your sugar level on now?
00:53:43
Speaker 8: It's on seven. Glad to be here after the attempted murder.
00:53:46
Speaker 1: Sure.
00:53:48
Speaker 2: Good to have you.
00:53:49
Speaker 4: And please tell me, Brad, what is it like having friends like Jean and Darren around when you have a medical emergency?
00:53:57
Speaker 8: I know Jean would help.
00:54:02
Speaker 7: But Darren as he said there's no mouth to mouth so there's a level he will go to before he just goes sorry brother yeah because once we're there.
00:54:13
Speaker 1: There's no turning back.
00:54:16
Speaker 2: Oh, you're scared you won't stop yourself? What? You're Darren.
00:54:22
Speaker 1: If those eyes are open, Brad. If his eyes are open.
00:54:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, those are very blue, hey?
00:54:29
Speaker 1: You get lost in those eyes, you know what I mean?
00:54:31
Speaker 7: But you learn new stuff all the time because I've been diabetic for a long time now and I didn't know mouth-to-mouth was an option to save someone.
00:54:39
Speaker 2: So thanks, Darren.
00:54:40
Speaker 1: For me, any medical emergency, that's the first thing I think you have to do. But this is the scary thing, though. This is very scary. I wouldn't know what to do. I might hurt you more. Maybe that's the wrong thing.
00:54:54
Speaker 4: There are some people who have offered up their services saying they're willing to train you so that you can actually be of use when something like this happens again.
00:55:03
Speaker 2: Clearly, the Pinetown first aid course of 1993... No.
00:55:07
Speaker 1: You just died. In Pinetown, you died.
00:55:10
Speaker 2: Is needing a refresh.
00:55:12
Speaker 1: And then we had the funeral and then we moved on. Moved on.
00:55:16
Speaker 8: Now, the diabetics know how to look after themselves. So you... There's nothing you will have to do.
00:55:22
Speaker 2: That you don't know.
00:55:22
Speaker 7: There's actually not a lot of education on it, but you figure it out as you go.
00:55:27
Speaker 5: You need to know how to save yourself.
00:55:31
Speaker 7: Yeah, otherwise you end up in ICU a couple of times like I did.
00:55:35
Speaker 8: It's just like educating yourself.
00:55:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had those calls. Brad's in hospital.
00:55:42
Speaker 7: When I was younger, it happened a lot because they just go, sorry to interrupt you for a second, but they're like, okay, you type 1 diabetic, here's your insulin.
00:55:51
Speaker 17: Yeah.
00:55:51
Speaker 8: And it's like, avoid carbs. And that was like my education.
00:55:54
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:55:55
Speaker 1: It's changed a lot since then.
00:55:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, 100%.
00:55:57
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I had to like figure it out.
00:55:59
Speaker 2: Learn it.
00:56:00
Speaker 1: Brad and I won the golf course one day.
00:56:01
Speaker 12: Oh.
00:56:02
Speaker 1: And it was hot, hot. And we were hitting the whole day.
00:56:06
Speaker 8: We were hitting inner jades.
00:56:07
Speaker 1: Oh, guys. We were clapping those inner jades. Pa, pa, pa, pa. We finished golf. Yeah, this guy goes, oh, no, I'm not feeling so well. So then, He gets up to walk to the toilet. I think he's maybe nauseous or something. He gets up and, boom, flutters across three tables. Bam! Chaos past that.
00:56:29
Speaker 8: Darren, that was sunstruck.
00:56:32
Speaker 1: That's what he says.
00:56:33
Speaker 2: That's what he says.
00:56:34
Speaker 1: And then I just... I phoned somebody and said, come and get him.
00:56:41
Speaker 7: And then he got the CCTV footage to laugh about it on Monday.
00:56:47
Speaker 2: As true friends do. Of course. Only the best. Only the real ones.
00:56:54
Speaker 1: Okay. So it's a good thing for the future, I think.
00:56:59
Speaker 17: Okay.
00:57:02
Speaker 1: First date, everybody should know. But anyways, senseless survey for now. Give me a guess here, Sherlyn, how many questions?
00:57:14
Speaker 2: Twelve.
00:57:15
Speaker 1: Twelve. Sibs?
00:57:17
Speaker 2: Eight questions.
00:57:18
Speaker 6: Eight.
00:57:18
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:57:19
Speaker 2: Ramiz? Eleven questions. Eleven.
00:57:21
Speaker 1: And Producer Brad?
00:57:22
Speaker 8: Fifteen.
00:57:23
Speaker 1: Fifteen. All right. Okay. I must warn you, I had a wiggly microphone connection here. A loose wire in my microphone.
00:57:34
Speaker 2: Don't give us excuses here. We want high quality stuff.
00:57:37
Speaker 1: No, you'll hear the microphone goes in and out and it phases a bit. It's sorted, but not at this time. All right, here.
00:57:45
Speaker 4: We go.
00:57:46
Speaker 1: Good morning, sir. I'm calling you from the Senseless Bureau. There were a few questions that you forgot to answer on your census form. I'd see to go through them right now with you quickly, okay?
00:57:57
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:57:59
Speaker 1: When you think of your grandma, what does she smell like? My grandma.
00:58:05
Speaker 8: Food.
00:58:07
Speaker 1: Is your personality a mix between a five-year-old who can't control emotions, a teenager who makes poor life decisions, and an 80-year-old who is tired and always needs a nap?
00:58:17
Speaker 7: No.
00:58:22
Speaker 1: How helpful was your GPS in finding yourself?
00:58:28
Speaker 2: Very bad.
00:58:29
Speaker 1: How can anybody trust a glue that does not stick to the inside of its own bottle?
00:58:39
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good one.
00:58:43
Speaker 6: I have no idea.
00:58:45
Speaker 1: When you're trying to find out who views your Facebook profile the most, do you know that to find the answer, you just need to look in the mirror? No, I didn't know that one. What is your favorite word to say in slow motion? Uh, Thank you.
00:59:05
Speaker 5: F you.
00:59:07
Speaker 1: Can you pick your nose with your thumb?
00:59:11
Speaker 6: No.
00:59:13
Speaker 1: Have you ever been so bored that you purposely unblocked an ex just to start an argument?
00:59:21
Speaker 9: No.
00:59:22
Speaker 1: Sir, is most of being an adult whispering this while doing it anyways?
00:59:31
Speaker 6: No.
00:59:32
Speaker 1: How many sisters have you got?
00:59:33
Speaker 9: Three.
00:59:36
Speaker 1: And which one of your sisters is the best kisser?
00:59:38
Speaker 2: No.
00:59:41
Speaker 1: Samantha?
00:59:42
Speaker 13: What?
00:59:44
Speaker 1: Okay, normally people don't answer that question.
00:59:46
Speaker 10: Anyway.
00:59:48
Speaker 9: Samantha?
00:59:53
Speaker 2: What?
00:59:54
Speaker 8: What is going on there?
01:00:01
Speaker 1: I was expecting him to put the phone down on that question.
01:00:05
Speaker 8: He did eventually.
01:00:08
Speaker 1: Eventually.
01:00:09
Speaker 4: So he's the problem, not the person who brought the question to the table in the first place.
01:00:21
Speaker 2: Is Samantha okay?
01:00:25
Speaker 1: All right, that's your Senseless Survey. We've got some awesome prizes on the Wheel of Joy. Who's going to win them? What are you going to get? Morning, Nicky in Somerset West. Good morning, team.
01:00:37
Speaker 2: How are you all going?
01:00:39
Speaker 1: We are good, thanks, Nicky Nacks. Do people call you Nicky Nacks? No.
01:00:44
Speaker 2: Nicky Nicks?
01:00:47
Speaker 17: Nicky Nicks, yes, maybe.
01:00:48
Speaker 9: Maybe.
01:00:48
Speaker 2: She's like, I've heard it once.
01:00:50
Speaker 1: Because I know a lot of Nickys.
01:00:55
Speaker 13: Yeah, there is a lot of Nickies and a lot of ways to spell.
01:01:00
Speaker 1: It as well. It was a real sort of, when I was growing up, everybody was in love with a Nicky. They were just Nickies all around.
01:01:09
Speaker 5: Okay.
01:01:12
Speaker 2: But Nicky is the nickname or Nicky is the full name?
01:01:15
Speaker 1: No, it's short for Nicola, it must be.
01:01:17
Speaker 2: Full name.
01:01:18
Speaker 8: Is Nicky the full name?
01:01:19
Speaker 1: That's unusual.
01:01:20
Speaker 2: Yes. So your ID says Nicky. My ID says Nikki, yes. Okay, plot twist.
01:01:28
Speaker 1: And is that spelled N-I-C-K-Y?
01:01:31
Speaker 9: No, N-I-C-K-I.
01:01:34
Speaker 2: Because there's also N-I-K-K-I. So many ways to go.
01:01:39
Speaker 1: A lot of ways to spell my name. Because your Nikki would kind of take on the Russian spellings.
01:01:46
Speaker 2: Oh, we're going into linguistics now, Darren.
01:01:49
Speaker 1: Like Nikolai. Nikolai.
01:01:51
Speaker 2: So you're not Nicole. You're not Nikola. You are just Nikki.
01:01:55
Speaker 1: I'm just Nikki.
01:01:56
Speaker 2: How fun. Just Nikki.
01:01:58
Speaker 1: Well, welcome, Nikki. We're going to spin the Wheel of Joy. Thank you. How many questions did I ask this morning?
01:02:03
Speaker 8: Ten.
01:02:04
Speaker 5: Ten.
01:02:05
Speaker 1: That's the correct answer. Well done.
01:02:06
Speaker 17: All right.
01:02:06
Speaker 1: Let's see what we can get for you on the Wheel of Joy. So many great prizes. As always, there's a great dinner voucher experience. There's a scholarship as well. How would you like to become a plumber in your life now, Nikki?
01:02:22
Speaker 2: Learn a trade.
01:02:23
Speaker 17: It's valuable.
01:02:24
Speaker 1: I've got an 80,000 rand scholarship to new gen trade schools. You can go and become a plumber.
01:02:32
Speaker 2: Or electrician. No, thank you. Okay.
01:02:35
Speaker 13: No, thank you.
01:02:37
Speaker 1: Okay, we've got 100 litres of diesel. Maybe a full set of lash extensions and brow laminations.
01:02:44
Speaker 2: Tickets for shows.
01:02:46
Speaker 1: What is brow lamination? Is that when you've got two eyebrows and they put the bit in the middle for a unibrow?
01:02:55
Speaker 2: I hope not.
01:02:58
Speaker 1: Is that not what it is? No. What is it, Vanes?
01:03:05
Speaker 3: Let me use the word stenciling then. It's not the full one where they tattoo on the eyebrows.
01:03:14
Speaker 2: It's lighter and it fades away, so you're going to have to do it more regularly. But they're going to bump up your eyebrows.
01:03:21
Speaker 3: You're going to fill it in and it's, yeah.
01:03:25
Speaker 1: Well, that's one of the procedures that they do. Otherwise, you can never see it. Look, there's lots. We've got ice cream. We've got tickets to stuff. We've got it all. But we're going to spin the wheel and whatever it lands on, that's what you get. All right, Nikki Nix?
01:03:35
Speaker 2: I'm going to do the same thing.
01:03:37
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you want us to spin the wheel, fast or slow, left or right?
01:03:41
Speaker 5: Fast and left.
01:03:43
Speaker 1: Fast and left, okay. Anti-clockwise and give it a massive, there we go. You have, hold on, it's coming to me now, the prize. It's coming to me, you have won, can you believe it, Nicky Nick's. This might sound contrived. It's absolutely not. This is what it legit landed on, a full set of lash extensions, brow lamination if you wish, whatever. There's a whole bunch of treatments. You can go and pick what you want to the value of 2,000 rand. Wonderful.
01:04:23
Speaker 6: In Stelly's?
01:04:25
Speaker 1: Yes, in Stellenbosch. Enjoy.
01:04:27
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. It's just around the corner.
01:04:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Somerset, how long is the hop from Somerset West to Stelly's?
01:04:35
Speaker 14: Depending on traffic, 20, 30 minutes.
01:04:38
Speaker 8: Okay.
01:04:38
Speaker 17: All right.
01:04:39
Speaker 8: Okay.
01:04:40
Speaker 1: Well, that's where you're going, Nikki. Wonderful.
01:04:43
Speaker 4: Thank you.
01:04:43
Speaker 1: All right.
01:04:44
Speaker 2: Ciao, ciao.
01:04:45
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
01:04:45
Speaker 13: Bye-bye. Cheers.
01:04:47
Speaker 6: Bye-bye, guys.
01:04:48
Speaker 1: Bye-bye.
01:04:48
Speaker 2: Cheers.
01:04:49
Speaker 1: So we've now got an opening on the Wheel of Joy. If you're a small business looking for a bit of airtime, we'd love to give you an advert just in exchange for a prize. That's all we ask. And this morning, the hero is Tazane. Is it Tazane Lash? That's where Nikki Nix is going for a full set of lash extensions in Stellenbosch.
01:05:12
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01:05:54
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01:05:57
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01:06:36
Speaker 2: 6 to 9 a.m.
01:06:39
Speaker 8: Monday to Friday.
01:06:40
Speaker 1: It's Good Neighbor with Superstar on KFM Mornings, 10 to 9 o'clock. All right, vinyl classic. Are you ready?
01:06:49
Speaker 2: Let's go.
01:06:51
Speaker 1: Don't let it stress your heart too much, Shirlen.
01:06:55
Speaker 5: Sure, it's been a while since I've won the week. I'm not stressed out, but we're serious.
01:07:00
Speaker 1: That heart of yours has got to work for at least another 45 years. Don't put unnecessary strain on it.
01:07:07
Speaker 9: Only 45?
01:07:08
Speaker 1: How old are you now? How old are you now?
01:07:10
Speaker 2: No, I still want to see my great-great-grandchildren, God willing, Darren.
01:07:14
Speaker 1: But you what, 38?
01:07:15
Speaker 9: 36.
01:07:16
Speaker 1: 36.
01:07:17
Speaker 2: See, in that age where you don't know. Can you see how quickly time goes?
01:07:22
Speaker 1: You just guess.
01:07:23
Speaker 5: Yeah.
01:07:23
Speaker 1: You just guess.
01:07:24
Speaker 7: Yeah.
01:07:24
Speaker 2: How much time left for you, Dan? Thank you, Sibs.
01:07:29
Speaker 1: I've got 22 more summers.
01:07:32
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
01:07:34
Speaker 8: What?
01:07:34
Speaker 1: No, man.
01:07:34
Speaker 2: Give yourself more than just that. 22 Christmases.
01:07:37
Speaker 1: No, no, no. Average dude is 72.
01:07:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
01:07:42
Speaker 4: And also, you go by your family and genetics, you know. Generally, when does everybody go?
01:07:48
Speaker 1: 80s yeah yeah but you know those goalposts are moving rapidly.
01:07:52
Speaker 2: With a changing society and world.
01:07:55
Speaker 1: We live a lot longer yeah medicines and lifestyles and everything those goalposts not our grandparents goalposts anymore okay so so i got another 50 years yeah all right.
01:08:07
Speaker 2: Um oh it's me okay He's going to be winning Vinyl Classic for the next 50 years.
01:08:15
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? You're going to have to get another trophy because it doesn't fit my name on there.
01:08:20
Speaker 2: He's manifesting.
01:08:21
Speaker 1: Like what Mo Salah said in the Monday Motivation. Visualize it. So, yeah, I think in 50 years' time, this will probably, it will have been, there will be people living there on the moon. I think that's what this movie was about. I remember the song. I forget the movie.
01:08:48
Speaker 5: When you stay winning, the story doesn't matter. The song doesn't matter. People just vote for you.
01:08:53
Speaker 1: The thing is, I know the scene. I can see the scene. I think they were trying to go live on the moon, but it's Aerosmith, the song. So somebody sent me the plot. It's Armageddon, and an asteroid was coming to kill everybody on Earth. Thank you very much for that. I don't know if you see what I fall. I drift in and out of consciousness during movies. I'll see a bit at the beginning, and then I'll wake up. Somewhere towards the end. So, yeah, I've missed some great movies. But that's my song, Aerosmith. I don't want to miss a thing. That's definitely your winner this morning. Thanks very much. You can vote right now. Sherlyn, what have you got?
01:09:31
Speaker 2: Why did Ramiz shake your hand just now, Darren?
01:09:35
Speaker 1: He said thanks for the tickets for the comedy show on the weekend. I said, it's a pleasure. Could have saved this for after nine, but yeah.
01:09:43
Speaker 5: Anyway, don't hate the player, hate the game. When someone comes with a winning song, what are you going to do?
01:09:52
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just got to let it be.
01:09:55
Speaker 5: I know there's someone in traffic who has to sing this this morning. Let it be The Beatles, your vinyl classic this morning.
01:10:05
Speaker 2: Come on, let it be. Let it out and let it be with the Beatles.
01:10:12
Speaker 1: Okay.
01:10:13
Speaker 4: Yeah.
01:10:13
Speaker 2: Sherlin for the win. Let's go, Cape Town.
01:10:16
Speaker 1: You don't even believe in yourself there, I could tell.
01:10:20
Speaker 2: No, really.
01:10:21
Speaker 5: You brought a winning song. I don't think there could have been a more perfect song. Sometimes you just got.
01:10:26
Speaker 2: To let it be. Let it be. What will be will be. Let it be.
01:10:32
Speaker 1: It sounds like that speech... What is that lady saying? Let them. Let them.
01:10:38
Speaker 2: Oh, Mel Robbins.
01:10:39
Speaker 12: Yes.
01:10:40
Speaker 1: Sherlyn Barnes. Let it be.
01:10:42
Speaker 2: No, let it be. Protect your peace.
01:10:44
Speaker 1: You know, when somebody hates you, let it be.
01:10:46
Speaker 2: Let it be, babes.
01:10:47
Speaker 11: Let it be.
01:10:47
Speaker 1: Somebody cuts you off in traffic.
01:10:49
Speaker 2: Let it be.
01:10:50
Speaker 1: Let it be.
01:10:51
Speaker 2: Let it be. You just want to sing along before 9 o'clock in traffic. The Beatles, let it be.
01:10:58
Speaker 1: Western Cape, what do you want? You want Beatles or you want Mark Aerosmith? Vote now.
01:11:03
Speaker 9: 082-945-0940.
01:11:04
Speaker 17: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
01:11:07
Speaker 2: The final classic.
01:11:09
Speaker 1: On KFM Mornings.
01:11:12
Speaker 2: I know it.
01:11:13
Speaker 1: Could go any way. I know it.
01:11:15
Speaker 2: I know it. I know it.
01:11:16
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like Sherlyn's going to win?
01:11:18
Speaker 2: Darren, do you know?
01:11:19
Speaker 1: Shut up. I honestly do feel like you're going to.
01:11:22
Speaker 9: Shut up.
01:11:22
Speaker 1: It's the Beatles, Sherilyn. It's the Beatles. But let's see what you voted for.
01:11:27
Speaker 2: Sherilyn for the win. Sherilyn for the win.
01:11:30
Speaker 1: Sorry, Darren.
01:11:31
Speaker 17: Sherilyn.
01:11:32
Speaker 1: Darren for the win, please. Sherilyn for today.
01:11:35
Speaker 11: Sherilyn.
01:11:35
Speaker 2: It must be. Let it be. Let it be.
01:11:38
Speaker 1: My vote goes for Darren.
01:11:40
Speaker 5: See?
01:11:40
Speaker 2: This win is for all of us.
01:11:43
Speaker 3: I am.
01:11:43
Speaker 2: Do you know when you are so scarred? and you haven't won in so long. You're preaching to the choir.
01:11:49
Speaker 5: You almost don't know what this feels like anymore.
01:11:51
Speaker 12: Hallelujah!
01:11:52
Speaker 2: Thank you, Western Cape. Thank you, Cape Town.
01:11:57
Speaker 1: I had a gut feeling.
01:11:58
Speaker 2: Let it be. You shush, let's play the song. Oh, felt nice to say that.
01:12:13
Speaker 1: Well, that was actually lovely.
01:12:15
Speaker 2: That was healing.
01:12:16
Speaker 1: That was. Well done, Sherlyn Barnes. You're on the board.
01:12:20
Speaker 2: We do it again tomorrow.
01:12:21
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Thank you for listening. Have yourself a great Monday. Remember, two things today. We've got rain in the mother city later on. And the pollen bomb has arrived. Allergy sufferers, it's going to be a tough week for you. Get yourself some Texa allergy.
01:12:39
Speaker 12: All right.
01:12:40
Speaker 1: Other than that, thank you for listening and we will see you tomorrow at 6 o'clock.