Everything's Wet

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Hey guys.
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Hey.
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We're back.
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Yes, we are.
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Um, we've been away for a while, but you know, life was lifing.
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Yeah.
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But here we are.
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We're here.
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I have to go back to work.
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And he's been going through it.
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It's been rough for him.
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It's been rough.
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How was it going back?
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Well, considering I went back on a snowstorm.
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Very in sync.
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Um, it was it was interesting.
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Wasn't it the first day back?
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It was the big snowstorm.
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Yeah, the computer snow.
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First day back.
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You gotta come help us.
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4 a.m.
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start.
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Yeah.
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Then go help you guys.
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Yeah.
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And then come back to your place.
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And shovel out my place.
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You poor thing.
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Wait, I think the last time we recorded was um the day before dad left for Portugal.
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Oh.
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Oh yeah, that's right.
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Well, just so you guys know, we were in Portugal two days, like two days ago.
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A year ago around this time.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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March 19th.
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Yeah, I know.
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So it's pretty crazy that trip is a year old now.
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I know.
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Iconic.
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A lot has happened.
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I uh recently sent you guys a video from that trip that had me cackling because the couches in our Portugal home are made for like little people.
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And I swear, like, we're not that big.
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Like one person doesn't fit on the like on a cushion.
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Niggs had two cheeks on each cushion.
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I didn't have two cheeks on each cushion.
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I only have two cheeks.
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You can't put it on each cushion.
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You didn't have it on just one cushion.
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That's crazy.
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And your knees were touching.
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You were tight.
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The only way I got comfortable in Portugal is when everyone went to bed.
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Because you had the couch on your side.
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Yeah, exactly.
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No, it was like a funny.
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Yeah, we'd use the recliner.
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Oh, yeah.
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Because even the one person He got stuck on it.
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Yeah, I know.
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I don't know how you slept on it.
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I I don't know either.
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I slept in the recliner that one night.
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I was like, that's why I went like after that.
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We went upstairs.
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Fuck it.
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I don't need a TV, but we'll be comfortable.
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The big couch in the room upstairs.
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In the big room upstairs.
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Yeah, with nothing else in it.
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That is that's pretty sketchy now.
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Dad called me all excited.
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He put all new lights.
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Oh my god, yeah.
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Yes, I was on the phone with him for an hour last week.
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He was showing me all the lights.
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And then he was and then he pulled out a remote.
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He's like, look, yeah, they changed color.
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Yeah.
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Oh, when he he didn't know how to change the colors when I when he showed them to me.
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He only knew how to dim them.
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No, well, he showed me all the different colors.
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I was like, Well, Spartan just won a big game.
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Why don't you put it green?
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Oh.
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Can you believe they don't have green?
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I was like, I just don't think you know how to get there.
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You know what's crazy?
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He didn't do that with me.
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He made me sit and watch him cook.
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He just wants your company.
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He wants to show off to us.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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He likes you.
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He enjoys your company.
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That's what that's.
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I don't know if I enjoy his as much as he enjoys mine.
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Kidding dad loves you so much.
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I'm kidding.
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Jokes.
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We're having fun.
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He's out there living his best life.
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Wow, we're out here struggling.
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Y'all taking care of his commitments.
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That shit is crazy.
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Cracked my fingers, and that like I heard it and felt it.
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It was a weird.
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I didn't hear it.
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Like I felt it throughout my body.
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Oh wow.
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Yeah, that was a good crack.
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Maybe.
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I don't know.
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I hope you didn't break in anything.
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No, I feel good.
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Alright.
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Phalanges are doing its thing.
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Alright.
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Oh, break it down.
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In um big news.
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Do you guys know about the fruit episodes on TikTok?
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Like Strabelina?
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No.
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No.
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What the fuck do you guys watch?
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First off, you probably watch witch TikToks and you watch plumbing videos.
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And like.
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No, it's called woo-woo.
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Oh woo-woo! Woo-woo magic.
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That's like what she likes puts her magic witchcraft under.
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It's woo-woo.
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The woo-woo?
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Yeah.
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That's what Nicolette's grandma used to call the Wawa.
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No.
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My witchy stuff is woo-woo.
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Oh.
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Christopher, why do you have fruit on your TikTok?
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No, because it's trending.
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You guys just are never on the trending side.
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I will show you right now Strabelina.
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Hold on.
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Shark bite.
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In plumbing videos.
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Who's listening right now knows what I'm talking about.
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I think you sent me one.
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Yes.
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Because I'm trying to get you.
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What is it?
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I've been called to the army for two years.
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Two years?
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I can't be without you that long.
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Wait for me.
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No way.
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Come back safe.
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It's a bunch of different vegetable heads exercising in the army.
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We thank you for serving your country.
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With the pepper.
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No way.
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Crazy.
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A chili pepper.
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And he's a pomegranate.
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I promised I would come back, but now I'll marry someone else.
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And you'll see.
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You are the beautiful compensation for all the pain, I think.
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Oh.
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What is that?
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The compensation?
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That's a Roman lettuce.
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And they're like a bunch of episodes.
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They've made a Love Island.
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Stop it.
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And everyone is watching it, except you guys.
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Yeah, except us.
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Someone took a telenovela and put fruit heads on.
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Yeah, and everyone's captivated.
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I'm gonna start sending you the good ones for generation.
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Yours is boring.
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You watch how to fix toilets for fun.
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It's not for fun, it's for knowledge.
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Earlier was like, we should talk about how to make beefunish.
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And I was like, no.
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It was a joke.
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Was it?
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It was.
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I feel like you would enjoy doing you lay it on the grill like this.
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Hey guys.
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You don't put beef onish on the grill, just letting you know.
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No.
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Hey guys, send it, send him your beefnage recipes.
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He wants to see all of the different recipes.
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Yeah, he actually enjoys watching it.
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So he'll talking about stuff being sent in.
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We you know, cut water never got back to us.
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That's crazy.
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I don't think they ever heard.
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That's crazy.
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Oh, we could try again.
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We should cut water we hear.
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Cut water talking about TikTok trends.
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Oh did you hear about Gerald?
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I was gonna talk about that, but go ahead, sis.
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Gerald the dolphin?
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No.
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Wait, remember the other night when I you hold on, let me try it out.
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Spoot it out.
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You got it.
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Remember the other night when we FaceTimed, and I was like, oh my god, have you seen the fruits and the dolphin?
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And you were like, I don't know what the fuck you're saying to me.
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I still don't.
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All right, this lock in for this one because this is the dolphin.
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That was the fruit.
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This is the dolphin.
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All right.
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So a guy was found.
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Um, I'm not gonna tell you where, but the guy was found.
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We'll say, and he was taken to a hospital and he got examined.
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He has no head trauma, no traces of alcohol, no traces of drugs, nothing to show that his brain was injured, injured or or manipulated in some way, right?
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And his story was that he got kidnapped by dolphins.
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He was missing for three days.
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For three days.
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He got kidnapped by dolphins, he was underwater for three days, helping these dolphins build like a community, like a a town and condos and everything.
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And the main dolphin was Gerald, and he figured out a way how to make the man breathe underwater and help them build condos.
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Yeah, because he is a marine uh engineer, and the when the dolphins released them, they told him that was phase one.
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We're gonna come back to you when we're ready for phase two.
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So when he got checked at the hospital, he did have ocean particles in his lungs and like um what else did they say was in his lungs?
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Anyways, the sh the lungs showed that he was underwater for a long period of time, but there was no damage to his lungs as far as pressure or anything because Gerald took care of it.
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He's definitely from Florida.
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Yeah, he is! How did you know?
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Because everything starts as a Florida man, yes.
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Yeah, but like they're saying that like the stuff found.
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Who's they?
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The hospital people.
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No, there's a lot so now there's a lot of people.
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Um, there's even a TikTok account for Gerald.
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You know what my first question was?
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How the fuck did the dolphin introduce himself?
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Hey, I'm Gerald.
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I'm a little confused.
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He's like the head honchal.
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Like, are the condos for the dolphins?
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Yeah, like they're building another town down there.
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Yeah, do they charge rent or anything?
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Or is it like free?
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I don't know.
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We're learning about details.
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This is the as far as what's the first thing.
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If you were an engineer for underwater stuff, you would have been kidnapped and probably had answers to these questions.
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That's crazy.
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Fucking Gerald out there doing the damn thing.
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Yeah.
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Gerald is doing it for his people.
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Yeah.
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That's crazy.
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You go, Gerald.
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And the way that he found a a way for this man to breathe underwater for three days.
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Yeah.
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The dolphins made a bubble around us which had oxygen, but other remnants of the sea could still be breathed in at times.
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The dolphins wanted to pin the five of us against each other.
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They wanted to see who was the best engineer.
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The best engineer would be the best engineer would be used to build their phase two of their underground water dolphin city.
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A dolphin drew a vertical red line on a wall.
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I'm not sure whether this red color line was made from paint or blood.
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The dolphin spoke to the five of us in our language, which is English.
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We had to find out whether the vertical line was upside down or not.
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The k this confused the five of us because the vertical red line could be interpreted in many different ways.
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It could interpret upside down or not, depending from what you wanted and where you were.
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Wow.
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It was five of them?
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I thought it was I guess.
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Huh.
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This is an article.
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This is on Reddit, so interesting.
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Yeah, so I believe it.
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I believe he was down there.
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I believe the Florida man.
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Oh, because he Gerald said only one of us can be chosen to be the official engineer to carry on with phase two of building the underwater dolphin city.
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So which are the other four?
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Probably dead.
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Then, as the other four engineers were arguing amongst themselves over whether the red vertical line was upside down or not, I finally thought that I had the right answer.
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I told the dolphins that the vertical red line is neither upside down nor right side up.
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Then the bubbles that protected the four of the other engineers had burst and the four engineers had drowned.
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Oh shit.
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I saw it gets crazy.
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What a scandal.
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I saw four engineers' bodies just floating in water, and I was chosen to build the dolphins their phase two underwater city.
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I am honored but terrified at the same time.
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How is he writing this if he's underwater building condos?
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He's not there anymore.
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They let him go after three days.
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No, but this is for phase two.
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He they didn't come and get him for phase two yet.
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That's what the article was just saying.
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I have a question.
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Okay.
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How did they get him?
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The dolphins just like rolled up to his house.
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They kidnapped him.
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At his house?
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I don't know.
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Well, that's cool.
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We know how they knew him.
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Something spishy here.
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We know how they can't.
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I hate hate is a strong word.
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I strongly dislike dolphins.
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I don't trust them.
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We know how you feel.
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So I believe it.
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I believe it too.
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I have the devils or the dolphins.
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And you think they just came out to see?
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Rolled up some of man's eyes?
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I think um.
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No, no, no, no.
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I think he's a marine engineer.
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So I think he was out there in the water.
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Yeah, like working.
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He's nine to five.
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No, we gotta look, we gotta see what they really do.
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And Gerald was like couple of.
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He was taken on Friday and only showed up Monday.
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It was three days he was down there.
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I ain't fucking with Gerald.
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For real.
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Maybe he's hiring.
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Gerald must have watched like a lot of things.
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Do you know how to build condos?
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No, but I was in that's Tony Soprano reincarnation.
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I was in property management for 16 years.
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That's not what he needs you for.
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He might run the front desk.
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He might need me to go collect.
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I don't know.
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I don't think he's charging.
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He's doing this for the people.
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That's crazy.
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Oh my god.
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And then there was this Peter the dolphin who fell in love with the human.
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Oh, they couldn't hear that.
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They can fall in love.
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Oh well, yeah.
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I believe every mammal can be.
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I'm sorry, is there some type of fucking translation for dolphins?
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Because, like, how how would you know?
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Well, I don't know, but there are articles about it.
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Ooh, sorry, earthquake.
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I don't know.
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Now, when you see dolphins in the wild, you're gonna think twice about going back in that water.
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Yeah.
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I I trust I they took a Florida man, they could take you.
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Florida men are built different in different ways, yes.
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I guess you could say.
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Nah, I fucking with them.
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They rape humans.
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Like that is a fact.
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Yes.
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I asked a dolphin expert once.
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What dolphin expert?
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She liked worked with dolphins.
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She was like a dolphin trainer.
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And I was like, it's true that they rape humans.
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They're known, yes.
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It's known.
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She said yes, confirmed.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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They'd be putting in the work.
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That's crazy.
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Whatever.
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We're having fun here.
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There's a lot of dolphin talk.
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Christina's a dolphins man.
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Yeah.
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Woo-woo and dolphins.
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Woo-woo.
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That's that's your TikTok.
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Honestly, I feel like they go together.
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Like dolphins elaborate.
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Dolphins probably have like little seances down there.
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Oh shit, that's obviously they they're trying to build a community with the Florida man.
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Yeah.
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And they found a way to make him breathe down there.
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An oxygen bubble.
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Interesting.
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Like around, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Because you wouldn't run out of oxygen.
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I don't know, man.
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I just think this is fun.
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And dancing with the stars.
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There's this guy, Ezra, who always holds up a sign at one of his shows, and he even put up Joled Dolphin.
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I was like, he knows about the dolphin.
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It's like a big phenomenon.
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You gotta go.
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You know what I mean.
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Okay.
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Um, okay.
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You alright?
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I'm I'm just taking it all in.
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Do you have anything you'd like to share with the class?
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Not with that at the moment.
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That one threw me for a loop.
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How was your week?
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It was long.
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It was a long week.
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It was a long week.
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It's always the same hours.
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Oh no, we're gonna keep being a smart ass.
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Never.
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Um, how was your Tuesday?
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I actually had an awful week.
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Yeah, I had a rough week too.
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I I don't usually say I have bad weeks.
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It's either like a bad hour.
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No, this week just about every day really sucked.
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Yeah.
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Oh well, maybe we this is a little depressing.
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I was waiting for Christina to be like, well, Mercury was in retrograde.
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It was.
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It ended.
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Friday was the last day.
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Um, Friday, Mercury went direct.
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Yesterday.
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Yes.
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During Mercury retrograde, is it normal to hear from your exes?
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Yes.
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Oh shit, which one?
00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:51.679
Yes, it's very normal.
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But what happens like when it ends?
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Like as in it goes back to normal, like so you usually Mercury retrogrades are supposed to bring you like clarity for unresolved issues.
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So m sometimes exes do reach out during that time frame.
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It's to bring you clarity.
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Huh.
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Shit.
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Were you clarified?
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It was the whole delivery of me looking at you and sometimes with everything.
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And the way the light shines on you.
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I don't know.
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I feel like I'm getting interrogated right now.
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You with the way the light is.
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Yeah, I do feel like where were you last night?
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Home, sleeping.
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Do you have anyone who could who's your alibi?
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Uh my wife and kid.
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Your kid?
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Which my kid would snitch and say I wasn't there.
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My daddy was not home.
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I know see him.
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I went to bed, he wasn't here.
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Little Tony.
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I woke up, he wasn't here.
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Little Tony, he would definitely rat you out.
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I'd punch you in the face or kick your ass.
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That would kill you.
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That would kill you.
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I can't believe that's a third option.
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What kind of kid am I raising?
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I was like, he's not about to act like you didn't say that.
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I heard of it.
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Like, what kind of kid am I raising?
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But I love him.
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He's like, that's my best friend.
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How dare you suggest such a thing?
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I was like, I didn't say you did it.
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I was being gasped.
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Like a six-year-old.
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That's crazy.
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That's New York Kid.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I gotta talk to him.
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We were playing with his little cars, and he'd be like, I don't know, it may make me feel like Tony Soprano.
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He's like, boss, what's next?
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I was like, I need you to go down to the car.
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I've heard there's some funny business down there.
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He was telling me he was the boss.
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Yeah, he was my captain.
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I was like, you ain't the boss of me.
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You know, Christina.
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Oh, it's beef wood.
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Oh, he's gonna catch these hands.
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How old are you?
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Under 10?
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I'll smack you.
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That's why she wanted to bowl with them.
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She knew she had a chance.
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That's crazy.
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I'm upset.
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I'm still upset about that.
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That she wasn't invited to your six-year-old's birthday party.
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Bowling birthday.
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No, no, at the bowling alley, because you were invited to his I said bowling party.
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Actually, technically, you didn't invite me.
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Oh, here's my mom told me about it and I showed up.
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Oh god, here we go.
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If we want to get technical.
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Here we go.
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You know what?
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Next year I'm mailing out invitations.
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No, you I told you what to do with my invitations.
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I still haven't gotten one.
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I want like the Google one with glitter.
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Like you are cordially invited.
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And like when I open it, glitter.
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Okay.
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I'll send it on a Tuesday.
00:20:09.279 --> 00:20:12.559
Yeah, maybe we'll brighten our Tuesdays up.
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Yeah.
00:20:13.759 --> 00:20:15.920
So anyway, did you get clarified?
00:20:19.440 --> 00:20:21.279
I um no.
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Oh, just more questions.
00:20:24.079 --> 00:20:24.880
Not really.
00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:30.799
I just You know, if you're still doing janitor things, it's just not gonna work.
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I don't know if he's a janitor anymore.
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Well, you know, we hope not.
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We always wish people to better themselves.
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I don't know if he did that, but I don't know if he's also a janitor.
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I mean, listen, I'm not I gotta stop knocking janitors.
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Yeah.
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Because janitors are gonna come up knocking on your door.
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What the fuck you got a problem with janitors?
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Especially the one that Gerald hires for his condos.
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You know he's gonna be the best janitor there is.
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Right.
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How are you gonna clean underwater?
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The same get a mop.
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They're gonna figure it out.
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The engineer is gonna figure it out.
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You don't mop, you just wipe.
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There's no drying it, you just wipe it.
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So what the fuck?
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Everything is wet.
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Oh my god.
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Jesus.
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You can't do that shit to me.
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Everything from that sentence.
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The way she said it, I don't know.
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Made me feel weird.
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Would you agree with that statement?
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You're right.
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There is a lot of clarity.
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I can barely see.
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I feel like I need sunglasses down here.
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I don't know what's going on.
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Yo, thank God for my hat.
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Was it always this bright?
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I don't know.
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I I I mean it's always been the same light.
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Oh shit.
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It's the angle.
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I think it's the angle, you guys.
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We got fucking Vogue cover girl over here.
00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:15.519
Yeah, anything, you know?
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Period.
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Hey, oh, okay.
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Uh uh.
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Hey Christina, I heard you have some questions for us.
00:22:23.359 --> 00:22:24.880
Oh my god, I have a ton of questions.
00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:26.160
Oh my god.
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You guys ready?
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Why does this not surprise me that she has a ton of questions?
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Oh, because Barbara Walters of the family.
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Right.
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I'd like to ask questions.
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Tonight on channel four.
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Florida woman.
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You belong out there, girl.
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Florida woman is now working as property manager for Gerald.
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For Gerald at all.
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All their family once a month.
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It's so good down here, guys.
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Surely come visit.
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It's all wet.
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Bring your water shoe.
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Tell you that Carl be real.
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Carl.
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Who's Carl?
00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:11.440
Another dolphin.
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Carl.
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That shit gone crazy.
00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:18.720
He sounded like me.
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My eye was twitching.
00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:23.599
I'm not gonna lie, the phone glasses do help.
00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:26.000
Christina, you look like you were buffering, laughing.
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She did.
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I was like, is she gonna stop?
00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:29.279
She didn't even move.
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She's just I know dial up.
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Yo, ask the question.
00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:37.759
Yeah, that's me.
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Damn, girl, you were looking down at your lap for 20 minutes.
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I thought you had them pulled up.
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And I do, I have them pulled up.
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I need to compose myself.
00:23:46.880 --> 00:23:48.079
Alright, take all the time you need.
00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:50.160
It's not like we're recording or anything.
00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:50.880
Okay.
00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:59.680
Some of these are dating questions, but I think um, in your experience, Migs, I think you should uh, you know, give in your give your take.
00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:00.720
And as man.
00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:01.519
As a man.
00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:02.319
As man.
00:24:02.480 --> 00:24:02.799
As a man.
00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:03.759
As man.
00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:04.240
Okay.
00:24:04.480 --> 00:24:10.079
What makes someone relationship material versus just for fun?
00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:13.920
Uh honesty.
00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:18.880
So just for fun, they wouldn't be honest.
00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:19.359
No.
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:25.599
I think if they want to fuck you on the first night shows that maybe he doesn't want to proceed.
00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:27.839
I have to agree with Bel.
00:24:28.000 --> 00:24:28.799
That was vulgar.
00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:31.119
I mean, it's honesty.
00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:33.839
I would like to proceed.
00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:34.799
I'm being honest.
00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:36.720
No, I agree with Belle on that one.
00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:37.920
Honesty, not so much.
00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:40.640
I mean, he could be honest from the get-go and be like, I just want to fucking.
00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:41.680
Oh, men lie.
00:24:42.319 --> 00:24:43.200
That's true.
00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:45.039
Uh Men Lie.
00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:47.759
The song is Women Lie, Men Lie.
00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:49.519
By Yo Gotti.
00:24:50.079 --> 00:24:50.319
Who?
00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:51.599
Yo Gotti.
00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:52.960
Who's that?
00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:55.359
He works with Gerald.
00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:56.559
You wouldn't know him.
00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:57.839
I will soon.
00:24:58.240 --> 00:24:58.880
Right, girl.
00:24:58.960 --> 00:24:59.519
I'm scared.
00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:01.680
I'm running into this table like four times.
00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:02.720
I don't know what you're doing.
00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:04.160
I was trying to get closer.
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:04.559
Right.
00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:05.039
I got more.
00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:05.440
I got more.
00:25:05.680 --> 00:25:06.720
I can't get any closer.
00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:11.440
How long should you wait before becoming exclusive?
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:15.680
Not boyfriend and girlfriend, because that's a totally different um.
00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:19.359
Oh, there's way there's just way too many fucking steps now.
00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:23.200
First, you you know, you're dating a bunch of people and then you just date one person.
00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.559
And then from dating one I I oh I know the steps.
00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:26.880
Oh.
00:25:27.119 --> 00:25:32.880
And I just feel like it's like point if you're exclusive at that point, aren't you just boyfriend and girlfriend?
00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:36.880
Like why are we dating anybody else?
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.680
Because believe it or not, I know a lot of people who the title just scares them.
00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:45.039
Then what are you doing?
00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:46.000
Yeah.
00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:46.960
Yeah, I know.
00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:49.119
I want to be asked.
00:25:53.279 --> 00:25:55.839
She wants to be like, will you be my girlfriend?
00:25:56.000 --> 00:26:02.880
Oh, you want like those 11 30 phone night phone calls at night where your parents don't know you're on the phone.
00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:03.599
Okay.
00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:06.000
I love late night phone calls.
00:26:06.160 --> 00:26:06.640
So do I.
00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:08.559
That's when you get the most honest man.
00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:08.880
Yeah.
00:26:09.039 --> 00:26:09.759
How do you get late?
00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:11.839
You asleep at 8 o'clock.
00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:12.960
I hear my phone.
00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:13.839
That's crazy.
00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:17.119
Sometimes I pick up sometimes I pick up, sometimes I don't.
00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:18.799
Depends how mad I am at you.
00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:23.039
I'll I'll watch that bitch ring too and be like, nah.
00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:24.799
I'll talk to you tomorrow, homie.
00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:27.039
Sometimes I put my phone on sleep.
00:26:27.279 --> 00:26:28.400
I won't even hear it.
00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:29.359
That's crazy.
00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:31.680
Um and what was your question again?
00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:32.640
I'm sorry.
00:26:35.119 --> 00:26:38.480
How long should it take before becoming exclusive?
00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:41.680
I I mean that all depends on what's happening.
00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:46.960
I think if you guys are being serious, I think it's valid to ask as soon as you want.
00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:48.960
Like, hey, are we seeing other people or not?
00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:49.519
Yeah.
00:26:49.839 --> 00:26:52.000
I think it's before you sleep with someone.
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:53.279
Before you sleep with them.
00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:55.680
You should have the exclusivity talk word.
00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:56.480
Fair.
00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:56.720
Okay.
00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:58.960
You ain't trying to get nobody else's cold sores.
00:27:02.079 --> 00:27:02.480
All right.
00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:03.920
This one is a good one.
00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:07.599
Is it okay to go through your partner's phone?
00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:08.079
No.
00:27:08.319 --> 00:27:11.599
Well, she a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:12.640
Let me stop.
00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:19.440
Um no, and the moment you feel like you should have to go through their phone, I think.
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:22.400
Something is up to uh reevaluate the relationship.
00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:23.680
I agree.
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:25.119
A hundred percent agree.
00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:27.680
Yeah, there needs to be a talk at that point.
00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:28.799
Yes, exactly.
00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:30.319
So normally no.
00:27:31.039 --> 00:27:34.079
But it yeah, yeah, that's all I'm gonna say.
00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:37.039
Okay, what's worse?
00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:39.440
Cheating emotionally or physically?
00:27:39.680 --> 00:27:40.720
Cheating's cheating.
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:42.640
And that's on period.
00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:47.759
I think is actually worse than physically, in my opinion.
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:48.880
Now, okay, hold on.
00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:52.880
Physically is an emotional like there's no women, yes.
00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:53.920
For women, yes.
00:27:54.160 --> 00:27:56.240
No, no, I'm telling you men, I don't think so.
00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:58.240
No, there is, there has to be something there.
00:27:58.319 --> 00:28:00.319
Like, I know everyone says, hold on.
00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:01.759
I and now I'm gonna break it out.
00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:07.440
I know everyone says men are dogs, and I have a lot of friends that are single, and let me tell you something right now.
00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:08.640
Tell me.
00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:11.680
There ain't a lot of girls out there right now impressing me.
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:14.240
No, yeah, we know they're just as bad, yes.
00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:19.279
So I think we're at a point where like just cheating is cheating.
00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:22.000
Yes, and it shouldn't be a thing.
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:28.079
Um now let me ask you this what if he fucked five different girls?
00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:32.480
Then that's that's but it's bad.
00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:34.240
It's a hundred percent bad, yeah.
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:36.880
Yeah, so I think I don't like either one.
00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:39.039
I uh no, I don't like either way.
00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:43.599
If you had a whole relationship with another girl, I would be even more hurt.
00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:44.400
Yes.
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:49.359
No, I feel like emotionally cheating is worse than physically cheating.
00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:50.799
Both are bad.
00:28:50.960 --> 00:28:51.359
Yes.
00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:55.920
Like I'm just saying that jail, all of you.
00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:56.400
Right.
00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:00.079
She's just gonna cheat death by fire.
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:01.519
Oh okay.
00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:03.839
This to the guillotine period.
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:05.200
This one.
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:09.279
Would you date someone who isn't financially stable yet?
00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:10.000
Yes.
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:11.119
Depends where you are in life.
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:12.160
Because I've done it.
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:16.240
Right.
00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:18.319
I have to agree with Migs on this one.
00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:20.240
I think it depends on where you are in life.
00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:20.640
Yes.
00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:23.440
Like me, I wasn't financially stable when I got with Nicola.
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:25.200
Yeah, but yeah, you were younger.
00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:25.920
But you were younger.
00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:26.640
Yeah, exactly.
00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:31.759
I mean, but if I have my shit together and I like God forbid, I have two kids and my own shit going on.
00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:34.960
I can't I can't get with someone who don't got their shit together.
00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:35.440
Right.
00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:36.640
So that's where I'm at.
00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:42.640
I feel like I can't be with someone who I have to like treat.
00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:43.759
You have to be their mama.
00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:46.079
Yeah, like no, I'm not nobody's sugar mama.
00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:46.880
No, no, no.
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:52.319
And I want to travel and I don't want to have to pay for someone's tickets to come with me.
00:29:52.480 --> 00:29:54.079
Or someone who's afraid of the airplane.
00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:57.279
Or that too, yeah, because we flying.
00:29:59.920 --> 00:30:01.599
We fly somewhere.
00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:03.279
I'm gonna be on that plane.
00:30:03.519 --> 00:30:04.960
You with me or you not?
00:30:05.279 --> 00:30:07.119
I like to fly like two, three times a year.
00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:08.400
She on spirit.
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:10.079
No, just for him.
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:10.799
No, no, no.
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:11.359
Audi.
00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:12.640
No.
00:30:13.119 --> 00:30:14.880
We don't do spirit here.
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:18.000
Jesus Christ.
00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:21.680
How important is physical attraction long term?
00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:23.200
I say very.
00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:27.839
Um, yeah, because I can't look at you and be like, oh, you're kinda ugly.
00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:28.480
Right.
00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:32.640
I think intimacy is super important.
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:34.640
I think we just have to be attracted.
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:36.319
Oh.
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:39.119
Something came out of her.
00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:48.079
Um I I again, I I feel like there's that's a very vague question.
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:53.119
Like, there's a lot of circumstances.
00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:54.640
God forbid something happens.
00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:56.160
You have a health episode.
00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:58.799
No, but like initially you're dating them.
00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:00.559
Okay.
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:06.319
And like, let's say you meet this guy at the bar and you're like, mmm, he's kind of ugly, but I'll give him a shot.
00:31:06.559 --> 00:31:07.759
Then don't give him a shot.
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:08.960
Oh my god.
00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.440
At that point in time, I feel like what are you doing?
00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:13.279
If you're not attracted from the get, then don't do it.
00:31:13.599 --> 00:31:16.400
Because what if the personality makes up for it?
00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:19.039
Then why are we having this conversation?
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:26.480
Oh because at some point in time, you're not gonna you just said, well, I'm gonna sit at the couch watching my strawberry videos.
00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:31.920
I'm gonna look over to my right and be like, not a strawberry.
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:35.359
You you look you are onion looking, dude.
00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:40.000
Like prom pomegranate would never do this to me.
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:43.359
You see, you see that red hot chili pepper?
00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:45.119
He's coming next.
00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:47.519
Everything's wet.
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:53.759
So I that's that's kind of where I stand at with that.
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:55.759
I I just feel like yeah.
00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:57.279
All right, period, I guess.
00:31:57.440 --> 00:31:58.319
You write.
00:31:58.559 --> 00:31:59.039
Nope.
00:31:59.279 --> 00:31:59.839
All right.
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:01.440
Chuck one up.
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:03.200
Not too much.
00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.960
Would you rather meet someone online or in person?
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:10.720
I mean, preferably in person.
00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:14.000
I mean, I meet I I meet.
00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:16.559
I beat all people.
00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:27.599
I be doo uh I I met speaking normally anymore.
00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:29.680
I be do all.
00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:30.880
It's a joke.
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:31.359
It was a joke.
00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:31.920
Is it?
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:33.279
I'm so confused.
00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:35.119
I'm holding my head, I'm nervous.
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:36.880
Well, you ran into the table four times.
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:38.000
I don't want to look at you.
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:41.920
I met Nicolette online first, and then we met in person.
00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:43.039
Oh, you did?
00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:43.519
Yes.
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:44.240
I didn't know that.
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:44.720
Name?
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:45.680
MySpace.
00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:47.200
Oh shit.
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:47.920
Yeah.
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:48.640
Oh wow.
00:32:48.799 --> 00:32:49.200
You found her.
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:50.480
She was from Brick.
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:52.160
You found her?
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:53.680
It was weird.
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:55.759
It was some kind of mutual friend.
00:32:56.160 --> 00:32:56.799
Friend something.
00:32:59.200 --> 00:32:59.759
Wow.
00:32:59.920 --> 00:33:01.599
It's a beautiful love story.
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:02.240
Okay.
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:08.000
So with that being said, I preser I you preserve.
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:12.160
I preserve the right to party.
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:18.640
I would prefer to meet someone in person, but I'm a homebody.
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:19.440
So I'm a homebody.
00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:22.000
He's gonna have to break in through your window.
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:24.720
She's come to fall in love with her thief.
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.119
I've come to steal your heart.
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:34.400
He's gonna show up in a golf cart.
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:38.480
I be here.
00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:40.880
My golf cart outside.
00:33:41.599 --> 00:33:42.319
Come with me.
00:33:42.559 --> 00:33:43.680
She's gonna get a text.
00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:47.039
You've seen my new rims on the golf cart.
00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:50.160
I'd be get them nice.
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:51.839
I can't.
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:53.359
This is so wrong.
00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:55.200
Oh god.
00:33:55.359 --> 00:33:55.920
Oh god.
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:56.400
Okay.
00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:59.759
Is social media a red flag in relationship?
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.640
Wait, going back, sorry, hold on to that one.
00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:08.159
Is there a speci is there like a way you would love to meet your person in person?
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:10.960
Like something happens or like this.
00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:14.320
Yeah, I definitely want like a little meat cute kind of thing.
00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:16.480
Yeah, like what would your meat cute be?
00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:17.280
I don't know.
00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:18.880
Like bumping into him and like.
00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:20.159
You know how wait.
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:21.360
How do you picture it?
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:23.119
No, but like not that.
00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:24.320
She barks at people.
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.800
I want to bark at the weird ones, not the ones I've actually like.
00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:29.519
Hold on.
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:31.920
Because you're not weird for barking.
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:33.679
They're weird first.
00:34:33.760 --> 00:34:36.800
Now I can tell them I'm weirder, so they can leave me alone.
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:39.360
Like if he barks back, is it a matchmade in heaven?
00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:42.800
I'm gonna have to call the cops.
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:46.000
I barked he barked back.
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:52.320
Like I'm wondering, what happened?
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.639
Can we call the impound that is like the other dog?
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:03.920
The funniest part about that is I said the impound, not the pound.
00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:15.039
Going back to what I'm pound what going back to what I was gonna say is you always ask how mom and dad met.
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:17.440
You never have a straight answer.
00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:20.480
And I made up a story on how they met.
00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:21.440
I don't remember.
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:30.239
I said that mom, you know, when you go to Ciabras, the Portuguese food store, they have like how you get the bread, you know, the little Portuguese rolls.
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.079
It's like a window that you have to open.
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:38.639
I said that dad saw mom picking one and was like, oh Maria, I like the way you pick your bread.
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:40.639
That is their love story.
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:41.920
That was their meat cue.
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:43.760
And I told them that.
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:45.039
I was like, that's how you guys met.
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:47.119
They were probably both picking grilloues over there.
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:50.960
It's just something about a pop sifu that really brought them together.
00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:52.559
It brings everyone together.
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:53.920
You break bread.
00:35:56.400 --> 00:35:58.719
And that story is their story.
00:35:59.440 --> 00:35:59.760
Okay.
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:00.159
Okay.
00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:01.039
I didn't know that story.
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:02.239
I didn't know that either.
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:03.199
Now I could tell my friends.
00:36:03.440 --> 00:36:03.679
Right.
00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:05.360
This is how my parents met.
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:06.880
She was like bent over, I think.
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.000
Oh my relax.
00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:10.639
That's just awkward.
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.480
Let's stop there, but okay.
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:18.239
Um I think she barked at him.
00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:20.320
He barked back.
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.480
And he barked back.
00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:24.880
You know Daddy barking, he'd be going.
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:28.000
I don't know why.
00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:30.320
That's where I get it from.
00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:32.880
He does.
00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:35.679
Now that I'm thinking about it, like I've seen him do it over.
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:37.440
And he smiles, like does it.
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:42.960
Yeah, when he talks his chin in.
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:48.239
He always has little eyes.
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:50.559
Little beady eyes.
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:51.599
Yeah.
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:59.039
Sometimes that's sometimes I feel like like the the damsel in distress type of thing.
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:06.960
Like, you know, like he bumps into me and like I drop the groceries on the floor, and like he helps me pick them up and like we lock eyes.
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:08.320
And but you know what's gonna happen?
00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:10.239
Mercury's gonna be in retrograde when that happens.
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:12.960
And she's gonna be like, What you don't think I could pick up my own groceries?
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:18.719
I probably would spot on with that.
00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:19.199
Yes.
00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:22.480
What you don't think I'm a strong independent woman?
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:24.400
I don't need your help.
00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:26.079
You're a hundred percent right.
00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:26.960
She would.
00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:29.760
She would like come back to me.
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.639
She'd be like, This man tried to fucking help me with my groceries.
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:33.599
Like he saw me.
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.239
And he still tried.
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:39.360
The audacity.
00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:40.559
So fucking annoying.
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:41.440
Was he cute?
00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:43.119
A little bit, but like still.
00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:44.400
What did he think?
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:45.039
Christina.
00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:48.800
And when I saw him walk away, he had a little limp.
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:50.320
Like, okay.
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:55.920
Jesus Christ.
00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:57.360
He's making my laugh.
00:37:57.519 --> 00:37:59.199
Oh shit, we gotta snort.
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:02.159
Oh my god.
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:03.280
It's all what?
00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:07.039
That's gonna be the name of this episode.
00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:10.239
Oh man.
00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:16.159
The craziest part is I came into this podcast not knowing what was gonna happen.
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:19.440
I think we were all miserable coming down.
00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:20.960
I think we should just.
00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:26.480
I was gonna say, I don't like the way I was gonna word that, but I was gonna say we should just raw dog it next time.
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:32.880
Seems to be working out for us.
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:34.719
What is in the family?
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.079
This family, just a bunch of dogs.
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.519
We got that dog in me.
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:41.840
And when I say that, I mean like the dog Snoopy.
00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:44.320
You can't say we got the dog in me.
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:46.079
We got the dog in us.
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:47.360
Hey, in a pound.
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:48.639
Not too much.
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:50.960
Wrong pound, my friend.
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:51.360
Okay.
00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:52.639
Christina, next question.
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:53.280
I'm so sorry.
00:38:53.440 --> 00:38:56.159
We never even answered the social media.
00:38:56.559 --> 00:38:57.440
Oh, is it a red flag?
00:38:57.679 --> 00:38:59.440
Social media red flag in relationships.
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:00.480
In which aspect?
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:01.440
Like having it?
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:02.159
I don't know.
00:39:02.239 --> 00:39:02.960
That's what it says.
00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:03.840
I'm not gonna lie.
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:07.599
If a man says he don't got Instagram, I'm gonna be like, thank you, Lord.
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:09.920
I don't know if you guys have noticed.
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:11.360
I don't like post anything.
00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:13.440
Doesn't mean you don't go on it.
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:15.920
Yeah, I watch plumbing videos.
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:22.480
Okay, you, but not No, I'm not saying everyone, but like I've I know a lot of my friends are like, eh.
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:24.480
Uh yeah.
00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:25.039
Yeah.
00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:26.079
I got it.
00:39:26.239 --> 00:39:27.519
That was like a chihuahua bar.
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:28.719
Alright, let's let's keep going.
00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:29.360
Yeah.
00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:32.079
Should men still approach women first?
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:32.719
Yes.
00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:34.320
Men have to go to war.
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:36.559
Now they ask me for lip cloth.
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:38.559
What?
00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:40.800
Alright, sorry, chapstick.
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:42.960
Who the fuck is asking you for chapstick?
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:43.440
Men.
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:44.880
And he wears cargo pants.
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:47.360
They wear jorts.
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:48.000
Oh.
00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:50.000
Those aren't men.
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:50.719
No.
00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:53.280
It's what they think they are.
00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:56.559
Is ghosting ever acceptable?
00:39:56.960 --> 00:39:58.000
Yes, when I'm doing it.
00:39:58.239 --> 00:39:58.719
Oh, girl.
00:39:59.119 --> 00:39:59.280
Wow.
00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:00.320
Oh, toxic.
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:04.639
I can get my own bags.
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:06.559
And she could ghost.
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:07.760
That's crazy.
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:09.039
Have you ghosted?
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:11.440
Yes, I have.
00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:12.159
Oh.
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:14.480
And have they ever tried again?
00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:15.280
Yes.
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:15.840
Okay.
00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:18.480
I've gone obviously you ghosted.
00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:19.679
He just came back.
00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:21.760
But we still don't got clarity.
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:25.440
We have questions we need answers to.
00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:27.760
I've ghosted in the past.
00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:34.639
But some people I felt like deserve me telling them it's just not gonna happen.
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:36.079
So I've also done that.
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:41.599
But if I feel like me and you don't really have that much going on, I could ghost you and you probably won't even care either.
00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:44.239
I'm really not jealous of the dating scene.
00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:45.280
You shouldn't be.
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:46.480
You really shouldn't.
00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:47.039
No.
00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:52.239
Um, would you date someone with a high body count?
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:53.920
I would never don't ask that question.
00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:55.599
Yeah, I was about to say, I don't wanna know.
00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:56.719
Yeah, I agree.
00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:59.360
I would never ask, hey, so many, how many bodies you've been?
00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:00.559
No, I don't wanna know.
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:00.719
Yeah.
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:01.599
Because I'm gonna lie.
00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:03.360
I don't wanna know.
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:04.639
If you're playing.
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:05.679
Blame me.
00:41:06.079 --> 00:41:07.599
Keep it on the low.
00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:11.920
Do labels matter or is vibes enough?
00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:15.360
I to me, I need a label.
00:41:15.760 --> 00:41:16.320
What the fuck?
00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:17.119
What kind of labels?
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:18.000
Like I'm your boyfriend.
00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:21.760
Girlfriend, boyfriend, fiance, wife.
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:26.480
Now I can't just go off of vibes.
00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:27.840
I could go off of vibes.
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:32.400
But if I feel like your vibe is shady, I'm gonna question you.
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:35.440
I'm gonna be like, and you also don't want to put a label on it.
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:37.440
What are you doing?
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:39.280
There is a label.
00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:40.719
It's called the situation.
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:43.280
I don't want to be a situation.
00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:44.159
I'm just saying.
00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:47.199
It's just a very don't have me out here looking crazy.
00:41:48.239 --> 00:41:48.559
That's right.
00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:49.920
You do that shit on your own.
00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:54.480
Such an asshole.
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:57.519
You make me sound really crazy on this podcast, and I swear I'm not.
00:41:57.760 --> 00:41:58.639
I'm a good time.
00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:01.280
And I'm actually semi-normal.
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:03.519
Heavily medicated.
00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:04.719
Keeps it all together.
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:06.639
You know, talking about heavily medicated.
00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:08.320
I forgot to take my meds today.
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:10.880
It's the second time this week.
00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:13.119
That's why she said it's all wet.
00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:14.239
She's losing it.
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:14.880
Mm-hmm.
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:15.599
Yep.
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:16.159
Mm-hmm.
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:17.199
You want some bliss that?
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:17.840
No, thank you.
00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:21.519
Back to um social media a little bit.
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:25.280
How soon is too soon to post your partner?
00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:28.480
Baby, if you want to post me the next day, it's okay.
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:31.840
My woman, my woman, my woman.
00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:34.639
Oh yeah, they could post me, but I'm not gonna post them.
00:42:35.199 --> 00:42:37.280
I didn't say I'm gonna be like my man, my man, my man.
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:37.760
Right.
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:38.400
I'm not gonna post.
00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:40.000
If you want to post me, that's fine.
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:40.400
Right.
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:41.360
Yeah, go post me.
00:42:41.679 --> 00:42:45.679
Now don't ask me if you're you're gonna get until I have the label.
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:50.960
Oh period, that's got your girlfriend?
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:52.079
Then I'll post you.
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:55.119
No, I'm not gonna no, they better ask me.
00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:56.480
That's how I feel.
00:42:56.719 --> 00:42:58.960
I mean, I don't really care about that stuff.
00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:07.519
Like, what if you posted me once because we were out doing like a weird side quest and I'm not your girlfriend?
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:08.239
Like, that's fine.
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:10.480
I'm in the back, like barking, you know?
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:16.480
Yep.
00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:17.199
Okay.
00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:19.119
That was good.
00:43:19.199 --> 00:43:20.719
I think that's rain drop.
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:22.079
Drop top.
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:22.719
Okay.
00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:23.440
Killed it.
00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:25.679
What does having your life together mean?
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:26.719
Oh shit.
00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:28.000
Nobody got their life together.
00:43:28.320 --> 00:43:29.840
I wouldn't know because mine hasn't been together.
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:30.960
Neither of mine.
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:31.360
Yeah.
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:31.920
Huh?
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:33.119
Wait, what?
00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:34.079
I get what you were.
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:37.840
What age did you feel like an adult?
00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:40.559
Um, I still don't feel like an adult.
00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:44.480
Honestly, that checks out, I fear.
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:46.800
I fear.
00:43:47.039 --> 00:43:47.760
I fear.
00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:49.039
That checks out.
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:50.880
Like Do you feel like an adult?
00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:51.440
Yes.
00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:53.119
Oh, it's because you have kids.
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:54.480
He has to adult.
00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:56.239
I don't I don't have a choice.
00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:56.639
Huh.
00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:57.920
He be adulting.
00:43:58.079 --> 00:43:59.599
You adult the shit out of life.
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:02.639
And sometimes it adults you, you know?
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:05.280
That should be happening.
00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:06.320
Raw dogging.
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:08.079
Damn.
00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:09.760
That shit must be painful.
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:12.079
That must be hurting, my friend.
00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:13.679
Oh man.
00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:14.960
Can't always bark.
00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:16.400
It's not always all wet.
00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:17.920
Okay.
00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:19.519
What's more important?
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:21.840
Happiness or stability?
00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:24.639
I think you need a little bit of both.
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:26.239
Yeah, like what is up with these questions?
00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:27.519
These aren't too technical.
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:29.519
Like, are these from like Cosmo?
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:30.880
Yeah.
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:31.679
Sort of.
00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:33.360
Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:34.159
Alright.
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:35.679
How does a guy in 10 days?
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:37.440
Bark at them.
00:44:38.079 --> 00:44:39.519
You lose them in 20 minutes.
00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:40.320
Alright.
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:42.320
You've never seen me in action.
00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:43.679
I don't think I want to.
00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:44.480
Yeah, no.
00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:44.800
No.
00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:45.440
That'd be weird.
00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:47.199
I'd be like, you see that weird guy in the corner?
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:48.000
Yeah, that's my brother.
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:49.199
He's gonna bark too.
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:51.360
His bark's a little weird.
00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:53.280
If he if I bark, he comes running.
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:55.119
Yeah, he that's the call.
00:44:58.719 --> 00:44:59.519
That's bird.
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:04.400
Remember when I did the bird challenge on you and you just looked at me like I was crazy?
00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:07.920
But when I did it to your son, he was so cute.
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:08.960
No, he wasn't.
00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:10.000
It was mom who was mom.
00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:12.880
Jamie was like, where the hell did you see a bird?
00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:14.400
I can't see birds outside.
00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:16.159
Little tone don't fuck around birds.
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:18.719
But mom's like, where did you see it?
00:45:18.800 --> 00:45:20.639
Yeah, she's like, What color was it?
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:23.119
But was it doing?
00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:24.559
I love her little life.
00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:25.280
I know.
00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:28.559
What is your problem?
00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:29.679
I don't have a problem.
00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:30.559
You do.
00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:32.400
You want my shades?
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:33.199
Put them on.
00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:34.400
I can't see.
00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:38.159
We didn't even talk about fucking USA winning in the Olympics.
00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:38.559
I know.
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:39.760
We're still on these questions.
00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:43.119
All right, we're we uh we can stop the pause the questions.
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:45.760
I'm pressing pause.
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:48.159
Should we be playing free bird right now?
00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:50.639
My guy scored the winning free.
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:51.840
Wait, what?
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:53.599
Shit, I don't know if we could play it.
00:45:53.760 --> 00:45:54.239
I don't know.
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:55.440
I don't think we can.
00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:57.360
By um free.
00:45:58.000 --> 00:45:59.119
Oh yes, okay.
00:45:59.519 --> 00:45:59.760
Sorry.
00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:02.719
Yeah, that's their goal song.
00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:03.840
Ah, okay.
00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:05.920
So it's like the anthem of the team.
00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:06.800
Got it.
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:09.039
Jack Hugh scored the winning goal.
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:11.199
And um lost a tooth?
00:46:11.599 --> 00:46:14.320
Lost a few teeth, actually, top and bottom.
00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:20.559
And now the whole world really knows him, and I feel a little upset about it because that's been my guy.
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:23.119
Everybody knows him.
00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:30.800
The other day they played uh well, the New Jersey Devils, the team he's on, played the Bruins, and it was like the most streamed game um yeah, game.
00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:32.480
Because of Jack Hughes.
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:32.880
Yeah.
00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:35.679
His damn commercials get checked.
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:37.119
Kill me.
00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:40.639
I don't hey they kill me.
00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:42.400
We are in the.
00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:46.320
I watch like five commercials in one hour.
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:49.360
No.
00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:52.159
And I would be so happy to see his face every single time.
00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:54.159
I love that man.
00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:54.719
Okay.
00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:57.360
I think he loves you.
00:46:57.599 --> 00:46:58.559
He loves you.
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:02.559
You guys! That's a man I would never bark at.
00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:05.199
Jack Hughes.
00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:06.800
Unless he said bark.
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:10.239
Oh my god! What about punch the monkey?
00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:11.519
Oh yeah.
00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:13.039
I kind of saw some of it.
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:14.320
Did you know about him?
00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:15.840
You guys filled me in last time.
00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:16.480
Oh my god.
00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:18.880
I swear, Minx, I need you to change your algorithm.
00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:21.119
I can't with these toilets anymore.
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.039
You really need to change it.
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:24.719
It's actually depressing right now.
00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:25.840
It's not depressing.
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:26.320
Yeah.
00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:29.519
Miggs sent me a video today of old people trying to skip.
00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:30.639
Do you know how to skip?
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:32.000
What was the last time you skipped?
00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:32.960
I know how to skip.
00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:34.480
You won't right now.
00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:35.679
I I won't.
00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:38.800
Oh my god.
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:45.199
If you are like over the age of 25, I want you to try skipping and see if you remember how to skip.
00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:46.159
Do you think you will?
00:47:47.199 --> 00:47:47.360
Yeah.
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:47.760
Yeah.
00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:49.840
Send it to our Instagram and we'll post it.
00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:51.280
Not that long ago.
00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:52.800
When the fuck were you skipping?
00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:57.360
Yeah, because I was like, she was blowing because one like is shorter than the other.
00:47:57.679 --> 00:47:58.480
Shut up.
00:47:59.920 --> 00:48:00.719
No, I was aligned.
00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:04.880
I went to the chiropractor on Thursday and I was aligned.
00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:05.599
I was good.
00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:07.119
I'm happy for you.
00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:10.639
Brittany said some funny shit the other day about you not being aligned.
00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:12.239
Do you remember?
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:13.199
I forgot.
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:16.079
That's crazy.
00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:17.679
Everyone talks about you being in the same way.
00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:18.239
Everyone.
00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:22.000
Well, I tell Christine all the time, I'm like, it's your fault for telling everyone.
00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:23.760
It starts with you.
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:25.039
You know.
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:27.679
I don't care.
00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:30.880
But then when I say something, you can't.
00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:34.480
It's not when you say something.
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:37.440
It's when you say it like 20 times.
00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:38.719
Hey.
00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:44.079
I can't find it now.
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:46.559
There's a lot going on.
00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:51.519
Any any more stems?
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:53.440
There's a way to do it.
00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:53.920
No, I'm good.
00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:54.159
I'm good.
00:48:54.559 --> 00:48:55.199
B US bus?
00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:57.119
That's your stem.
00:48:59.039 --> 00:49:00.400
B U S bus.
00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:02.480
Free holes.
00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:03.599
Okay.
00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:08.000
Punch the monkey does now have, I think, a girlfriend.
00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:08.880
Yes, I saw that.
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:13.760
Not the fucking monkey finding a significant other before me.
00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:14.639
For real.
00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:19.039
Like, what are we getting ourselves into here, Punch?
00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:22.159
Oh, I the other one is Michaela.
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.119
Michaela Neguera.
00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:25.679
Yeah.
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:28.239
Six months later, and she's already dating somebody.
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:28.800
Mm-hmm.
00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:29.920
Like, and it's serious.
00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:38.320
Michaela is a famous TikToker, and she's like a makeup TikToker.
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:39.599
And she was married.
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:42.320
She complained about life in all her videos.
00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:43.199
Well, sort of.
00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:45.679
She was married to um an addict.
00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:51.039
Um, stayed with him while he went to rehab like three times, but finally divorced him six months later.
00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:52.320
She's with her high school sweetheart.
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:54.079
No, no, I don't think they're divorced yet.
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:55.360
No, but she's like separated.
00:49:55.440 --> 00:49:55.920
Yeah, separate.
00:49:56.159 --> 00:49:57.199
She's getting divorced.
00:49:57.679 --> 00:50:00.320
Listen, guys, if rehab don't work after the second time.
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:02.719
It's time to go.
00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:06.960
Sorry, you're speaking from experience?
00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:08.559
Yeah, actually.
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:10.239
You went to rehab?
00:50:10.400 --> 00:50:10.880
I did not.
00:50:11.199 --> 00:50:12.159
Who went to rehab?
00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:13.199
A few people.
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:14.559
I'm like, do I know?
00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:16.079
Place of work.
00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:20.320
They have jobs?
00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:22.400
Not uh no.
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:24.159
To be decided.
00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:26.079
Not by me.
00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:29.599
Shout out to you guys.
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:30.639
Keep it moving.
00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:38.000
Do you use Reddit as like a uh a source of like information?
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:38.559
No.
00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:40.800
Um, and which aspect?
00:50:41.039 --> 00:50:42.480
A lot of people do put their opinions on it.
00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:43.840
I don't like our experiences.
00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:44.880
I don't know.
00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:46.239
It's too confusing for me.
00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:47.840
You would say that.
00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:52.480
It's like a Discord, but it's annoying to me.
00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:53.199
Okay.
00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:55.760
You'd just rather use ChatGPT.
00:50:56.239 --> 00:50:57.199
Or Google.
00:50:58.480 --> 00:50:59.599
Google sends you to Reddit.
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:02.000
Yeah, but I skipped the Reddit post.
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:03.199
Oh, understood.
00:51:05.840 --> 00:51:06.159
Okay.
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:13.679
Um I did have a question the other day that I asked Christina because I heard this on another podcast.
00:51:13.920 --> 00:51:19.519
And it was, okay, go to the airport and you're in the TSA line.
00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:20.000
Yep.
00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:22.159
And you're about to go next.
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:23.440
It's almost your turn.
00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:25.119
You know Ryan Whitney, right?
00:51:25.920 --> 00:51:26.559
He did this.
00:51:26.639 --> 00:51:28.400
He like talked about doing this.
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:33.199
He was going to a golf tournament, but it was for like work.
00:51:33.840 --> 00:51:44.079
And he got there late and the TSA line was long, so he went to the front of the line and told the person, like, hey, I'm so sorry, like, I my flight takes off in 20 minutes.
00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:45.519
Do you mind if I cut you?
00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:47.440
And the person let him go.
00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:51.119
So he went and then he was like, shit, now I have 14 minutes.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:52.000
What am I gonna do?
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:54.400
I'm gonna go to the Delta Lounge and hang out.
00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:57.840
Oh nah, nah.
00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:02.639
Now my next my thing would be you're next.
00:52:03.199 --> 00:52:06.000
Somebody comes up to you and goes, Hey, do you mind?
00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:08.639
I cut you, you know, my flight is late.
00:52:08.800 --> 00:52:09.599
Da-da-da-da-da.
00:52:09.840 --> 00:52:11.199
Would you let them go?
00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:16.079
If you have kids.
00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:19.920
That's funny you say that because I asked Christina that.
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:21.280
She's like, Yeah, I'd let the one person go.
00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:23.039
I was like, all right, what if it's a family of four now?
00:52:23.119 --> 00:52:24.159
She's like, four is too many.
00:52:24.320 --> 00:52:25.760
Two is already too many.
00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:32.559
Well, nah, I mean, kids are gonna go with their parents anyway, but if they have kids, I completely understand what it is to run late and do all that with kids.
00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:35.360
So if you're not gonna be able to do it, you got there on time with kids.
00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:38.159
I I understandable, but shit does happen.
00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:42.000
I've been late to places, but as an adult, if you're running late, that's on you.
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:43.840
So you wouldn't let the one person go button.
00:52:43.920 --> 00:52:45.280
Nah, figure it the fuck actually let the phone.
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:45.760
Because guess what?
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:49.440
If I show up in a the United lounge and I see you in there, we're having some words.
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:52.880
Damn, not wrong.
00:52:53.119 --> 00:52:57.920
And I'm not trying to like, you know, not go on my flight because some asshole was late trying to get away.
00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:04.960
And he had like his bag of golf clubs, so you know that shit was taking a long time on the for real.
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:07.920
Like, I'm if it was one person, I'm like, yeah, sure, why not?
00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:09.039
You know, no big deal.
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:13.760
But when it comes a family of four or five, hell no, it's just me.
00:53:14.000 --> 00:53:14.960
Let me go.
00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:16.239
Go behind me.
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:16.719
Right.
00:53:16.880 --> 00:53:20.960
Nah, I'll I'll let the especially if they got like a kid and like a baby with them.
00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:22.880
Yeah, I'm good with that.
00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:24.000
Interesting.
00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:25.760
The babies take too long.
00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:26.559
Let me go first.
00:53:26.719 --> 00:53:28.000
You could go right after.
00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:30.559
You can't tell them to backcut you.
00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:31.519
That's not how that works.
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:34.000
It'd be like, ask the person behind me.
00:53:34.320 --> 00:53:35.599
So you didn't do anything.
00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:36.320
That's okay.
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:37.280
You denied a fan.
00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:38.559
You denied a baby.
00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:40.079
That's fucking insane.
00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:41.199
Will you beef with kids?
00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:42.000
What am I doing?
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:47.039
She saw the kids at the bottom, and she's like, no.
00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:48.639
That's where I draw the line.
00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:50.400
The little freaking things.
00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:50.719
No.
00:53:51.039 --> 00:53:52.320
Are they under 13?
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:53.440
Fuck that.
00:53:53.760 --> 00:53:55.440
Right to the back of the line.
00:53:56.239 --> 00:53:58.400
Yeah, they can't grab their own bags.
00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:00.719
Fucking useless.
00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:01.199
No.
00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:02.079
Get them out of here.
00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:03.840
Fucking waste of space.
00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:05.039
Get out of here.
00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:09.039
Did you get a fucking look at that?
00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:11.280
They fucking asked me.
00:54:11.440 --> 00:54:12.000
Kids.
00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:13.199
Fucking balls.
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:14.880
The balls on these people.
00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:18.800
Coming over here at these fucking children.
00:54:19.440 --> 00:54:20.719
Oh my god.
00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:28.159
But I do have to say that I personally have TSA pre-check and global entry.
00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:31.519
So when I travel alone, I'm skipping lines, right?
00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:40.159
But if I'm traveling with you who doesn't have global entry, then I go through the peasant lines with you guys.
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:40.960
Peasant line.
00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:41.679
Oh, hold, hold.
00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:43.519
First of all, I have it too.
00:54:43.679 --> 00:54:45.440
I know I said Hold on.
00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:46.159
Hold on.
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:47.599
Peasant line.
00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:48.400
Yeah, man.
00:54:48.480 --> 00:54:51.760
If you don't have global entry, you gotta stand on that long ass line.
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:55.920
You know that shit hasn't even been working lately, so you'd be standing in that line with me regardless.
00:54:56.159 --> 00:54:56.719
Whatever.
00:54:56.960 --> 00:54:57.440
Exactly.
00:54:57.679 --> 00:54:59.679
In the past, it's been working fine for me.
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:01.519
Being a peasant with the rest of us.
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:03.119
With the four family.
00:55:03.599 --> 00:55:04.320
Fuck out of here.
00:55:04.480 --> 00:55:08.239
And I hope the next time you get stuck in a peasant line, there's a fucking baby screaming next to you.
00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:10.320
Yeah, I get that all the time on the plane.
00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:11.280
It's fine.
00:55:11.440 --> 00:55:11.840
It's fine.
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:13.599
It's because you don't let them get through.
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:15.920
They make that baby cry on purpose.
00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:18.800
Because if you let them board first, they could probably get that baby to sleep.
00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:20.400
She said, fuck now.
00:55:20.559 --> 00:55:22.320
I'm boarding group two, not them.
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:23.119
Yeah.
00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:24.000
Alright.
00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:26.159
Well, that was a lot.
00:55:26.639 --> 00:55:29.599
I feel like that got deeper than I anticipated it to.
00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:30.880
It's hard.
00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:32.880
It's hard traveling with kids.
00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:35.119
Yeah, it sounds ghetto.
00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:38.159
I'll be traveling Dominican Republic in November.
00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:39.119
God bless me.
00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:40.239
With both kids?
00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:42.400
No, they're leaving one behind, actually.
00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:44.800
Nowadays it's frowned upon.
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:46.320
You gotta take them both.
00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:49.199
You could only pick one, so you know, it depends.
00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:52.559
Maybe you were gonna ask me the day before to stay with one of them.
00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:53.039
I don't know.
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:56.159
One of them, they they're actually gonna have to prove who can go.
00:55:56.239 --> 00:55:57.840
So they got their work cut out for them.
00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:01.280
Allie, right now she's with the bah bah bah.
00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:03.039
That's impressive.
00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:07.840
Little tone with the attitude is uh actually knocking him down a few minutes.
00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:09.920
Let's see what happens.
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:11.920
Only one you could go.
00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:17.599
Why are we like this?
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:18.400
We're so kidding.
00:56:18.480 --> 00:56:20.000
He's definitely taking both kids.
00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:20.800
Yeah, absolutely.
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:23.119
Do not call social services on him.
00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:30.639
If you want, you can pay for my ticket, and I can go and watch them at night so you can have date night with your wife.
00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:34.719
So you know what's funny is my in-laws offered and they're paying their own tickets.
00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:35.280
Oh.
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:37.199
I see what you try to do there.
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:38.320
That's great.
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:40.320
Uh I'm such a great DT.
00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:40.880
Yeah.
00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:41.920
I'm actually trying to.
00:56:42.239 --> 00:56:44.719
Until I leave them with her and be like, I take business.
00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:49.679
Like, she's gonna be looking at them, they're gonna be looking at her like I totally would at night.
00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:51.119
She'd be looking at a little tone.
00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:53.519
Hey, hey, you are right there?
00:56:53.679 --> 00:56:54.559
They go to bed early.
00:56:54.719 --> 00:56:56.079
I'll break your legs.
00:56:56.719 --> 00:56:58.239
Yeah, talk to me crazy.
00:56:58.400 --> 00:56:59.199
I'll break your legs.
00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:03.519
I'll kill you, no one will ever know.
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:05.280
I kill you, no problem.
00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:06.480
I know Gerard.
00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:09.519
He's out there.
00:57:09.840 --> 00:57:10.320
Right there.
00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:11.280
He walk here.
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:17.519
I I do want to go to an island this year.
00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:19.199
I feel like I I need it.
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:20.320
Yeah, no, I need to.
00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:21.679
My people over there.
00:57:21.840 --> 00:57:24.079
They're uh Juan Carlos and all of them.
00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:26.239
You never experience anywhere else.
00:57:26.480 --> 00:57:27.280
What are you talking about?
00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:28.559
You went to Jamaica.
00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:31.039
I've been to Jamaica, I've been to Mexico.
00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:32.800
Yeah, I don't recommend Mexico right now.
00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:34.960
I had a well right now, yeah, but I had a great time in Mexico.
00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:36.000
Yeah, Mexico is great.
00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:37.199
What about like Aruba?
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:38.239
Not interested.
00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:38.960
Why?
00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:42.239
No, it's not really all inclusive over there.
00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:43.760
There are some.
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Okay.
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Virgin Islands.
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Expensive.
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Smells like broken here.
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:51.199
Kidding.
00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:52.719
Kidding.
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Oh shit.
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I actually want to do a cruise to the US Virgin Islands.
00:58:00.639 --> 00:58:02.079
Island girl.
00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:02.639
Yeah.
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Dad told me that the next cruise I go on, he wants to come.
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It's just gonna be you and Pops from the cruise.
00:58:08.960 --> 00:58:09.440
Absolutely not.
00:58:09.760 --> 00:58:11.119
Better have some better couches.
00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:12.480
That's gonna be awkward.
00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:14.079
What are you guys gonna talk about the whole time?
00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:15.920
I don't know, but how's the weather?
00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:17.360
It's not just gonna be me and him.
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You guys are coming.
00:58:19.119 --> 00:58:21.519
No, it's about to be you and him, and it could be a really good bonding.
00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:23.119
It smells broken here, remember?
00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:25.119
He'll tell you about him pooping.
00:58:25.360 --> 00:58:27.760
No, he really likes to share his poop story.
00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:29.280
Yeah, no, no, this is not gonna be.
00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:34.159
Three times today, and you're gonna be like, I'll top you out a poop five times by the end of the day.
00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:35.199
That's crazy.
00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:40.719
And then you know, and then he's gonna explain to you that the day he didn't poop, he had a fever.
00:58:41.920 --> 00:58:44.960
He was actually so sick, it was like almost incurable.
00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:47.199
Yeah, but then he pooped the new, it all went away.
00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:47.679
Yeah, no.
00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:50.079
Literally, here we are talking about shit again.
00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:52.880
We literally can't help ourselves.
00:58:53.199 --> 00:58:54.480
Poop talk is great talk.
00:58:54.559 --> 00:58:55.679
What are you looking at?
00:58:57.119 --> 00:59:04.880
That that thing is just she looked up like it's it's gonna fall on Christabel.
00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:05.920
Stop.
00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:06.800
It's not gonna fall.
00:59:09.760 --> 00:59:11.519
Wear your safety goggles.
00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:17.119
I don't know, it's going into a hazard zone.
00:59:18.480 --> 00:59:19.280
Never know.
00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:20.400
Oh my god.
00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:25.039
It's all what Christina has um a man at work.
00:59:26.079 --> 00:59:27.760
So does that mean you have a man at work?
00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:28.960
What?
00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:30.400
Why would I have a man at work?
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:31.760
Because you guys work at the same place.
00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:33.280
So her having a man meeting.
00:59:33.519 --> 00:59:34.559
Oh no, that type of man?
00:59:34.639 --> 00:59:34.960
Oh shit.
00:59:35.039 --> 00:59:36.960
I thought No, I don't have a man at work.
00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:40.400
Obviously, you don't know, but he thinks.
00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:44.880
I might want to be my man, but I don't have a man at work.
00:59:48.320 --> 00:59:48.559
No.
00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:50.559
No, but uh how's he feel about kids?
00:59:50.639 --> 00:59:51.440
Does he beef with them?
00:59:51.599 --> 00:59:52.719
He's blocked.
00:59:53.039 --> 00:59:55.920
He has no kids because I think he does beef with them.
00:59:57.119 --> 00:59:58.800
Hey, hey, here we go.
00:59:59.119 --> 01:00:00.480
Hey, it's happening.
01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:01.119
Meet Q.
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:01.840
Here we go.
01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:02.800
Does he have a lump?
01:00:03.440 --> 01:00:03.760
No.
01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:04.400
No.
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:08.480
Did you know it's now sexual harassment to call somebody bald?
01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:10.719
Yeah, you can't be fucking around with the baldies.
01:00:11.119 --> 01:00:11.760
Is it?
01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:12.559
Yeah.
01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:15.679
I can't be like, you so fucking bald headed with your ugly ass.
01:00:16.239 --> 01:00:19.599
You can't be like, yo, if you wear a turtleneck, you look like a broken condom.
01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:20.719
Nah, you can't be saying that.
01:00:20.960 --> 01:00:22.480
Oh, I oh no.
01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:24.239
I don't think I would ever say that.
01:00:24.400 --> 01:00:24.800
Yeah, ever.
01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:29.840
What the fuck?
01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:31.360
What the fuck?
01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:34.400
What type of jokes are you guys talking about your job?
01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:35.039
Yeah.
01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:35.679
What?
01:00:35.760 --> 01:00:36.079
Yeah.
01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:38.559
That's that's what else you got?
01:00:38.639 --> 01:00:39.199
Pull one out.
01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:50.800
No, we're I don't feel comfortable anymore.
01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:58.880
This podcast is kind of the one of the carnivality now.
01:00:59.199 --> 01:00:59.920
So sorry.
01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:02.719
I don't know how I feel about this anymore.
01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:04.719
That's not what I meant.
01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:05.760
Like, say another joke.
01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:06.719
Let's hear another one.
01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:07.599
Not after that.
01:01:07.679 --> 01:01:08.239
That was the joke.
01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:11.920
Oh shit.
01:01:12.239 --> 01:01:16.079
You guys uh dirty minded.
01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:18.400
Alright.
01:01:18.639 --> 01:01:22.559
Well, I think that calls it.
01:01:22.800 --> 01:01:24.880
Yeah, I think I think we're gonna end it while we're ahead.
01:01:24.960 --> 01:01:25.119
Yeah.
01:01:25.280 --> 01:01:25.760
Oh, okay.
01:01:25.920 --> 01:01:26.239
All right.
01:01:26.320 --> 01:01:27.519
You guys dramatic.
01:01:27.599 --> 01:01:30.239
You just said a bald man looks like what, a condom?
01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:32.320
A broken condom with a turtleneck on.
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:34.880
Like you still remember it.
01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:39.760
Like if I had to repeat that joke to a bald man, I'd fuck it up.
01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:42.719
You look like broken condom with your turtle neck.
01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:44.639
You remembered it.
01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:45.440
It was that?
01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:45.679
Yeah.
01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:47.360
You be do good.
01:01:48.800 --> 01:01:51.360
I feel like mine just didn't sound good.
01:01:51.679 --> 01:01:53.280
It was it's all about the delivery.
01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:53.760
Uh oh.
01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:56.320
You really don't have one more joke to end the podcast?
01:01:56.559 --> 01:01:57.599
Not not at this moment.
01:01:58.159 --> 01:01:59.280
You really threw me off guard with you.
01:01:59.519 --> 01:02:01.760
You're not quick on your feet, I fear.
01:02:01.920 --> 01:02:03.599
No, I you you are.
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:04.800
Is she?
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:05.920
Joke.
01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:07.039
You.
01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:12.639
I'd be broke.
01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:19.599
I drive a golf cart.
01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:22.400
All right, guys.
01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:31.360
Everybody stay blood.
01:02:32.639 --> 01:02:37.199
Everybody, please like please like your share.
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:50.320
And did and did I keep it?