Crossing Over?

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Speaker 1: Serial killers, kick it off.
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Speaker 2: Hey.
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Speaker 3: What is going on?
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 4: So we started. We pressed the record.
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Speaker 1: We have started, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Amazing.
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Speaker 3: Why are we in here?
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Speaker 4: We are doing an episode of Serial Killers with the sauce on the side, gals.
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Speaker 1: Yay, it's a crossover.
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Speaker 3: Please don't say gals. My grandma used to say gals. I hate that word so much.
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Speaker 4: Okay, well, if you have a better idea for an intro, you could have volunteered it, but here we are.
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Speaker 1: Why would we be girls? We are grownups.
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Speaker 4: Women.
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Speaker 3: Women. Bless you.
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Speaker 4: Bless you.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 4: That's not going to edit it out, by the way. No, it's okay.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to edit that out. Andrew, I have a question for you, and I think Diamond does too. How do you do this with him often?
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Speaker 3: He doesn't do it with me often. That's the thing.
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Speaker 2: Well, now we know why.
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Speaker 1: He had a full-on meltdown for like 15 minutes coming in here to do the podcast in here today.
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Speaker 3: Because it's different. I don't like change. It's really big in here.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 4: So I can speak now?
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Speaker 2: Please.
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Speaker 4: I believe the question was actually addressed to me, so I think I would like to take that one.
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Speaker 1: Andrew, please answer the question for Andrew.
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Speaker 4: Every day I suffer. There's your answer.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 3: All right. Well, you know what? Let's eat cereal.
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Speaker 1: You're just getting right to it?
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Speaker 3: I mean, what do you want to do?
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Speaker 1: No, like, lead up to it?
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Speaker 2: No massaging?
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Speaker 1: No, like, you just bam, right in there.
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Speaker 3: No, I just, I don't, but so I'm not.
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Speaker 2: What? You know.
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Speaker 1: Anyway.
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Speaker 3: No, you have to work it first.
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Speaker 1: But you didn't hear. You just got right to it.
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Speaker 4: Okay, let's eat cereal.
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Speaker 3: Because I'm out of my comfort zone. I don't know what's going on in here.
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Speaker 1: Are you going to be weird for the whole episode?
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 1: This is a good thing. We're doing a crossover. It's going to go on your feed. It's going to go on our feed.
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Speaker 2: And we get to be a team.
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Speaker 1: And people, for some reason, they really like you guys. They like Andrew a lot. You, I don't know.
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Speaker 3: All right. Well, then I'll just try to be calm.
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Speaker 2: There's no such thing with you, honey.
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Speaker 3: So anyway, you know, for all the sauce on the side listeners, this is Cereal Killers. We do a podcast every week. It's Andrew and myself where we try cereals. And we're already close to 1,400 cereals in almost seven years, which is insane if you think about it.
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Speaker 4: That's a lot, yeah.
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Speaker 3: People are always like, how are there that many cereals? But they come and go frequently. There are upwards of 100 plus new cereals every year, which is crazy.
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Speaker 1: And for the Sauce on the Side listeners also, the rest of the episode is not going to be that boring. So we're going to have a lot more fun than the educational facts about cereal. But I do have some questions for you guys about the cereal. Have you ever repeated?
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Speaker 3: You know what? It's funny you ask that because we're going to kind of repeat today.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: We've never repeated the exact same cereal, but you'll see what I mean when we get to it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: Andrew, do you have a favorite cereal that you've.
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Speaker 2: Done so far?
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Speaker 4: Oh, I love a Rice Krispie Treat cereal, but I like the original formula, not the newest one. I also am.
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Speaker 3: They don't exist anymore.
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Speaker 4: So I was asked what my favorite cereal was and when that was.
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Speaker 3: He said the newest one. They don't have them anymore.
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Speaker 1: Andrew, how do you do this?
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Speaker 4: Do you see how I.
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Speaker 1: What happens.
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Speaker 4: This in front of you, by the way.
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Speaker 2: Sure.
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Speaker 3: I mean, nobody asked me to until just now.
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Speaker 1: Oh, well, here we go. I'd love.
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Speaker 2: For it to stay there. Anything to complicate your life, it would be amazing.
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Speaker 4: What if you just put that on the floor?
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Speaker 2: Scott?
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Speaker 1: That was the sound of an iPad falling. God knows how that even just happened.
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Speaker 3: Why are you making me move things?
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Speaker 4: Because it's in your shot.
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Speaker 3: Oh my God, it just went off.
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Speaker 1: Why don't you just put it down? Put it down!
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Speaker 3: What to do with it? I don't know what this is.
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Speaker 1: You don't know how to put something down?
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Speaker 2: Act like you've been somewhere before.
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Speaker 1: This is a grown man with children. How are they living?
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Speaker 3: I just, nobody told me to move it until just this moment.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: This is fine.
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Speaker 4: It's not a big deal. It's out of the way now and we can move on.
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Speaker 1: We're all going to be okay.
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Speaker 4: The world isn't ending.
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Speaker 3: Would you like to try some cereals?
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Speaker 1: Wait, I have one more question for you. This is not going to be your regular old cereal talk.
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Speaker 3: That's fine. I'm fine. Then you lead it.
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Speaker 1: When you say you're out of your comfort zone and you just can't handle change and all that, what happens to you? Like what are the physical and mental feelings that you're feeling? When you say, I can't switch studios or scoot my seat five feet.
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Speaker 3: Just discomfort.
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Speaker 1: Where do you feel it?
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Speaker 3: In my body. I get tingles.
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Speaker 1: You're tingling right now?
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Speaker 3: A little bit.
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Speaker 4: Where?
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Speaker 3: No, I mean, I've calmed down now.
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Speaker 4: Point to it on this doll.
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Speaker 3: Where?
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Speaker 2: Here. Okay.
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Speaker 3: I've calmed down now. Your heart?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: You always give me heart attacks, whether it be scaring me or moving studios, whatever. I get heart attacks from you constantly.
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Speaker 2: Wake me up when he's done.
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Speaker 1: No, same. She's asking me questions.
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Speaker 4: I'm ready to eat.
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Speaker 2: Okay, let's eat.
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Speaker 1: Let's just get right to it.
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Speaker 4: Seriously.
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Speaker 2: Don't warm up.
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Speaker 1: Let's go right for Scott's finish here.
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Speaker 4: It's a crossover, so you have to do, like, you have to have some give and take, you know?
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Speaker 3: That's fine. I'll answer questions all day.
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Speaker 2: Go on.
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Speaker 1: No, I want to talk to Andrew again.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Andrew, how would you like this to go? Because this is your crossover episode, so.
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Speaker 4: We could have a cereal.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Everyone could give a rating right now.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 4: And then we could do a little banter.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Do the next cereal, go to commercial, and then we come back from commercial, do our last cereal, and then the episode wraps.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so we can wake Diamond up now?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Diamond.
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Speaker 2: She's up. I can't have the cereal. Why?
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Speaker 4: Why?
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Speaker 3: You're not allergic to it. You're not. You don't even know what it's going to be.
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Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: Wait, why can't you have it?
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Speaker 2: Because I'm on a very strict detox. And you look good. Thank you. I will try to engage as much as I can. I'll take a little bit, a little bit. I haven't had sugar in such a long time that I'm scared that if I taste anything, it's going down.
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Speaker 1: How long has it been since you had sugar?
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Speaker 2: Probably like six weeks or so.
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Speaker 1: Wow, no sugar whatsoever?
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Speaker 2: No, like the little stevia, I guess, but not real sugar.
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Speaker 1: Well, congratulations. And she's, by the way, how many pounds are we down now?
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Speaker 2: 15, 16. That's amazing. You look great.
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
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Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Scott, what? What?
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Speaker 3: I had my little rating thing in there. I guess I'll just use a napkin.
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Speaker 1: There's paper right in front of you.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if I can use that. Just use it.
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Speaker 2: It's literally going to be recorded, so you can listen to it and figure out the rating.
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Speaker 3: I'm not going back and listening to this whole thing.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 4: Can I say one thing?
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Speaker 1: Please, say anything you want, Andrew.
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Speaker 4: He uses whatever is around him. For some reason, today, using the napkin.
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Speaker 3: The napkin's annoying. It's hard to write on a napkin. I'd rather write on a piece of paper. I very rarely use a napkin.
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Speaker 1: There's paper in your hand.
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Speaker 3: Can I write on this?
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Speaker 2: Yes. Use it.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: Andrew.
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Speaker 3: You guys wanted to do this. I was fine in there.
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Speaker 1: You're not fine anywhere.
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Speaker 3: See, now I have a pain here, which I think is hard. Just because you guys stressed me out.
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Speaker 1: Do you think you stress anyone out?
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Speaker 2: Yes. I do.
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Speaker 1: At least we're self-aware there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 2: Anyway.
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Speaker 4: The AI model is learning.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So, you know, this is a podcast where we eat cereal and we try it. We let you know whether you might like it or not. We rate things with bowls and spoons. And that's how we're going to do it today. So we'll show you as we go along.
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Speaker 2: Yes? Okay.
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Speaker 3: So we're going to do three cereals today.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Okay. Uh, one of them is generally a new cereal and then the other two are just whatever we have laying around.
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Speaker 1: Okay. I think I'm already smelling something that I might not love so much, but go ahead.
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Speaker 3: No, I didn't open anything yet. I know, but there's, there's no cinnamon involved today. I know that you don't like cinnamon.
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Speaker 1: I feel like I smell it. Maybe it's this gross mic. Okay.
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Speaker 3: I'll just make sure that the, see, I can't see anymore. Any of my glasses. There is no cinnamon in this.
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Speaker 1: Uh, you just held that so far away from you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Cause I can't see anymore.
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Speaker 2: And you know what?
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Speaker 3: It happened like that.
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Speaker 1: I was fine.
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Speaker 3: Pretty much. I was fine. And then all of a sudden, I couldn't really read anymore.
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Speaker 2: Close.
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Speaker 3: That's not funny. Close. I could see everything else. I could see numbers, everything. I just, it's just close.
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Speaker 4: Now he has his auntie glasses.
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Speaker 3: And you know what else I realized? I realized that when you get glasses, you don't always need prescriptions. You can just get readers. I didn't know. I like went and got a thing and I bought a prescription, the whole thing. You don't need that.
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Speaker 1: That's why they have a whole section of them.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know.
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Speaker 4: And that is actually false because I told you this. I said, Costco, you can get like a six pack of just the readers. My mom did it. And you were like, No, got to go to Warwick Park.
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Speaker 3: But I thought you needed a prescription.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You do need to know your prescription to get the glasses, but you don't need to get these fancy glasses because Costco just sells a six pack for 20 bucks. Oh.
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Speaker 1: When Andrew talks for the most part, do you listen to him?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear Charlie Brown teacher usually.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Andrew. Again, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 3: Anyway, thank you to our friends at Post that sent us this. Everyone's jumping on the protein bandwagon now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Every kind of food has protein, protein, protein.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So cereal's doing the protein too. I smell a fart.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding.
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Speaker 2: Don't look over here, babes.
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Speaker 3: Something smells. Anyway.
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Speaker 1: I don't want to breathe now.
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Speaker 3: Honey bunches of oats, protein honey and almond. There's a couple of different varieties. We've tried a few of them. This is honey and almond. This is going to be your closest to regular honey bunches of oats.
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Speaker 2: How do you say that second word? Oats? No.
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Speaker 3: Bunches?
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Speaker 1: Honey and?
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Speaker 2: Diamond.
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Speaker 3: Almond.
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Speaker 1: Almond?
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Speaker 4: Almond.
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Speaker 3: Yes, we've had this fight before.
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Speaker 1: How do you guys all say it?
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Speaker 2: Almond. Almond. Almond. Almond.
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Speaker 3: No, I think it's almond.
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Speaker 1: I think it's almond.
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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you pronounce the L a little bit.
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Speaker 1: How do you say S-A-L-M-O-N?
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Speaker 3: Salmon. That's different though. English language, different rules.
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Speaker 1: I don't think it's almond, but it doesn't matter.
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Speaker 2: Yes, diamond. My question is, do you listen to me ever?
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Speaker 3: You can't have almonds.
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Speaker 2: I'm allergic.
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Speaker 3: I understand.
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Speaker 4: I knew you were allergic to nuts.
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Speaker 2: As he continues to shake it, he's like, fuck you.
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Speaker 1: After he also said, you're not allergic.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: There's not a shot in hell that you're allergic to every single cereal that I have.
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Speaker 2: I'm allergic to nuts.
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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I don't have enough things without nuts.
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Speaker 2: All right, great. Happy for you.
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Speaker 4: I look at the room that is filled with cereal boxes.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and most of them have nuts of some sort in them or something else that she can't eat. There's oils. There's stuff she can't eat anything.
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Speaker 1: Well, let's not kill her today.
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Speaker 3: I'm not looking to kill Diamond.
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Speaker 2: Okay, good. Okay?
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Speaker 1: Because you do love Diamond.
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Speaker 3: I do love Diamond. I really do.
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Speaker 1: Most of the time she likes you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish it was mutual.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, when I bring my dog in tomorrow.
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Speaker 4: That was like a threat.
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Speaker 3: Three cups, right?
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Speaker 1: Yes, three cups.
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Speaker 3: All right, so we're going to be using 2% reduced fat milk today.
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Speaker 2: Yum.
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Speaker 1: What do you guys usually use?
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Speaker 3: We go all over the place. I mean, 2% usually, sometimes whole. Every once in a while, 1%. We don't ever do the fat-free because it's just water.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Do you drink milk on its own, like a glass of milk?
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Speaker 3: Not alone. It has to be with something. Like if I have a corner brownie, I'll put the brownie in my mouth and then put milk in my mouth while the brownie's still in it.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Andrew, do you ever just drink milk?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: Oh, Scott's getting stressed out because he has to get up and walk across the studio to hand you the cereal.
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Speaker 4: This looks delicious.
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Speaker 3: I'll drink flavored milks.
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Speaker 1: Oh, there are little clusters in this thing.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 3: Those are the honey bunches of oats.
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Speaker 1: This makes sense now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 1: So what do we do? Just eat it right now?
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Speaker 2: Sure.
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Speaker 3: Just eat it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker 3: I'm tasting coconut.
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Speaker 4: I'm not tasting any coconut.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 1: I don't taste coconut.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 4: That's good. Right?
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Speaker 1: After effect of coconut.
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Speaker 3: There's a little bit of coconut hint in there.
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Speaker 4: Is it listed as an ingredient?
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Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't see.
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Speaker 1: Ingredients.
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Speaker 3: I will tell you, I like the regular Honey Bunches of Oats better. There's a different taste a little bit to this protein one. I think it's good. On a five bowl scale, I will give it three bowls.
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Speaker 1: That good is a three bowl for you?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I mean, two bowls and a spoon is right in the middle. So I think this is good at three bowls.
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Speaker 4: Honestly, I'm hoping. I don't love, okay. I don't love that it says protein. We go over this every single time we have to have a protein cereal. I find it stupid and annoying. I'm going to give it Probably three bowls as well. It does nothing spectacular for me. It's a solid like B.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Three bowls is like a B for me. Maybe a B minus.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: I too am going to give it three bowls. I think this is kind of funny. We all gave it three bowls, but for very different reasons. He was like, this is good. Three bowls. You were like, this is three bowls. And I think this is neutral. I feel nothing about it one way or the other. So it's three bowls.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 4: But at least we all got our protein in. So that's a positive.
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Speaker 3: Diamond, what do you give it?
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Speaker 2: Three bowls.
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Speaker 3: Very good.
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Speaker 1: How did the crunching sound?
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Speaker 2: Oh, that part was very entertaining. You had the loudest crunch, and I liked it.
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Speaker 1: I got a big cluster.
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Speaker 4: It was big.
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Speaker 3: I think there are people that normally listen to your podcast that probably can't listen to this because of the eating.
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Speaker 1: Misophonia.
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Speaker 3: Is that what it's called?
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Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Three bowls for this.
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Speaker 2: Cool. Great.
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Speaker 1: I know you want to close this up the way you want to close it up. Isn't this what you yell at Andrew about when it comes to opening a bag?
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Speaker 4: I do.
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Speaker 1: Look what he did. Can you see that?
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Speaker 3: But I didn't do that. The glue on the bag was very tough.
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Speaker 4: Also, do you know how many bags I'm allowed to open?
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Speaker 2: None.
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Speaker 4: So for all the ones that he's complaining about that apparently I rip open, he opens 90% of the bags.
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Speaker 2: 90?
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Speaker 3: That's 10% still.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the other 10% is very rare and you don't let me do it. So it's like... He's just blaming me for things that happened six months ago.
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Speaker 1: But I never want to agree with Scott because it's Scott. But I think Diamond would probably attest to the fact that your hands are big and reckless.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes we worry about you petting small animals because you just crush things.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And babies. I love it. Holding babies, it's kind of awkward because their heads are so small.
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Speaker 1: So little, yeah. So I think maybe there probably have been a few bags that were destroyed.
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Speaker 4: Sure, but to have this PTSD from him being like, oh, God, Andrew broke into another bag. He opens 90% of them.
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Speaker 3: I try to. You take them from me. That's the only time you get to open them.
00:13:16
Speaker 2: When?
00:13:17
Speaker 3: I'll go back and look. I don't know. Episode 213. He doesn't go back or check. I remember you took it.
00:13:21
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:13:22
Speaker 1: If Andrew wanted to take the cereal from you, Andrew would take the cereal from you.
00:13:25
Speaker 2: Oh, he has.
00:13:25
Speaker 1: He would beat that ass.
00:13:27
Speaker 2: Yep, good.
00:13:27
Speaker 3: He's yanked them.
00:13:28
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:13:29
Speaker 4: I thought about it.
00:13:30
Speaker 1: Do we do a commercial now or do we do another bowl of cereal?
00:13:32
Speaker 3: Normally we would do another. Okay. I don't know what you guys do.
00:13:35
Speaker 2: I do what you do.
00:13:36
Speaker 1: This is a crossover episode.
00:13:36
Speaker 4: They don't throw to commercials like we do.
00:13:38
Speaker 2: No. No.
00:13:39
Speaker 3: Oh, you don't get that big commercial 27 cents?
00:13:42
Speaker 2: What?
00:13:43
Speaker 4: Well, their episodes are also like, an hour whereas ours are only 20 minutes did you hear.
00:13:47
Speaker 1: I want everyone to hear the shade in his voice when he said that did.
00:13:50
Speaker 2: You hear it I heard it yeah me or him him oh.
00:13:54
Speaker 1: Yeah and by the way we get way more than 27 cents but anyway that's what.
00:13:58
Speaker 4: I'm saying they have way more ad breaks.
00:14:01
Speaker 1: Anyway 27,000 cents yeah so oh I don't know what the math on that would be.
00:14:06
Speaker 3: That's $ 270 are they pennies cents that's what a cent is moving along.
00:14:14
Speaker 1: Yeah okay Yes, Andrew, a cent is a penny.
00:14:16
Speaker 4: I never did well with the math.
00:14:18
Speaker 1: All right. Let's go back to the second bowl of cereal.
00:14:21
Speaker 3: Okay, so we were discussing a little earlier that sometimes we repeat kind of.
00:14:25
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
00:14:27
Speaker 2: Ew, ew.
00:14:28
Speaker 1: Are you talking with the mic?
00:14:29
Speaker 4: What was that? No.
00:14:30
Speaker 3: So this is kind of a repeat. We first did this cereal in 2019. Okay. Then it went away, and they reworked it a little bit. We did it again in 2024. And now with all the taking away the artificial colors, the cereal has been reworked again. Now with no artificial colors.
00:14:46
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:14:47
Speaker 3: And it's your fruity Cheerios.
00:14:49
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:14:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:14:50
Speaker 3: So this is from.
00:14:51
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I remember we had this.
00:14:52
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:14:53
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:14:53
Speaker 2: Twice.
00:14:54
Speaker 3: So this is from our friend Farmer Matt. He's a really good dude. He sends us. He trolls the supermarkets.
00:15:00
Speaker 1: Did Farmer Matt give us the Giardiniera sauce and stuff?
00:15:02
Speaker 3: That's right. It's still there.
00:15:03
Speaker 1: Thank you, Farmer Matt.
00:15:04
Speaker 3: Are you going to eat that?
00:15:06
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:15:06
Speaker 1: Shut up, Scott.
00:15:07
Speaker 3: Are you going to eat it?
00:15:08
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for Brandon to get here and I keep forgetting to give it to him because he would love that.
00:15:11
Speaker 3: Because I just ate the dilly beans last week.
00:15:13
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:15:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just opened the jar and just took them out. I didn't cook them or anything. I just ate them.
00:15:17
Speaker 1: What a story.
00:15:19
Speaker 3: You're such an asshole. I hate you so much.
00:15:21
Speaker 2: She's so exhausting.
00:15:22
Speaker 3: So this is Fruity Cheerios. No colors from artificial sources with 100% whole grain oats. As you can see, the colors are different. They used to be a little bit more colorful.
00:15:32
Speaker 4: We had it when they looked like mini Froot Loops.
00:15:34
Speaker 3: They were more colorful.
00:15:35
Speaker 1: These look like Autumn Harvest.
00:15:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. It's following the more European standard of not having the fruit dyes.
00:15:42
Speaker 1: Of not having cancer and stuff.
00:15:44
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:15:44
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, that's the thing now. All the companies are taking it out. So you'll slowly see on the shelves different duller colors of things that used to be bright.
00:15:53
Speaker 1: Make America healthy again. Look at that.
00:15:54
Speaker 4: Whenever I see that, I think of Amanda Bynes.
00:16:01
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:16:03
Speaker 4: I always think that.
00:16:04
Speaker 3: Diamond, can you eat these?
00:16:05
Speaker 2: Let me read it. Right?
00:16:06
Speaker 1: Because it's like... We're going to take the dye out of cereal, but also no health care.
00:16:10
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:16:12
Speaker 2: Oh, sorry. I know this.
00:16:13
Speaker 1: Oh, Scott spilled it.
00:16:16
Speaker 4: That's all that makes you sick about him?
00:16:17
Speaker 2: No, I can't have it. Oh, my Lord.
00:16:20
Speaker 1: What's in this one that you can't have?
00:16:21
Speaker 2: Corn syrup and corn starch. Two things I'm allergic to.
00:16:24
Speaker 1: Listen, I think it's important. This is for the allergy crowd to know what they can and can't eat. I bet you guys don't address that often, do you?
00:16:30
Speaker 2: Right. He doesn't believe in allergies. You can't have it? No. Why?
00:16:34
Speaker 3: Here you go, Andrew.
00:16:35
Speaker 4: It's okay. I guess you're just here along for the ride today.
00:16:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bumpy one.
00:16:39
Speaker 4: Thank you. Trust me, I wanted to slam my head against this. I was before the episode started.
00:16:44
Speaker 1: I know, honey. You know, we do episodes with Curtis Lewa, and I haven't seen Diamond this frustrated as she is with Scott.
00:16:52
Speaker 3: Well, he's hilarious.
00:16:52
Speaker 1: How does that make you feel?
00:16:53
Speaker 3: He's funny.
00:16:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the issue. You're not funny. You're just exhausting. At least the things that come out of his mouth are entertaining.
00:16:59
Speaker 1: Be careful. His heart's going to hurt.
00:17:01
Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
00:17:01
Speaker 4: It's okay.
00:17:02
Speaker 3: So I don't know what these are colored with. I probably should have done a little investigation, but I would guess some probably carrot juice and beet juice for those colors that you see there. They're orange and regular Cheerio color and a little purple and a little pink.
00:17:14
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:17:14
Speaker 3: All right. Here we go.
00:17:17
Speaker 2: I can tell it's not good.
00:17:18
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you something.
00:17:23
Speaker 2: No.
00:17:23
Speaker 3: I'm getting the same fruity. First of all, it's impossible because of the different brands, but I'm getting the same fruity taste as I do in Fruity Pebbles. That's the same fruity taste.
00:17:33
Speaker 4: I do not like this.
00:17:34
Speaker 3: Really?
00:17:34
Speaker 4: It's like the Cheerios is fighting with a Fruit Loop, and I don't think anybody is winning. It's just not good. I'm going to give it two bowls. It's kind of unspectacular, and it tastes stale.
00:17:50
Speaker 3: I mean, it's brand new. You saw me open it.
00:17:53
Speaker 4: I'm not a fan at all.
00:17:57
Speaker 3: Well, guess what? I'm giving it four bowls because I think it's really good.
00:18:00
Speaker 4: That is.
00:18:00
Speaker 3: I love me some.
00:18:01
Speaker 4: You know what you're reading.
00:18:01
Speaker 3: I love me some Fruity Pebbles. I think the fruity taste tastes like Fruity Pebbles. And then you're getting the wholeness of Cheerios. So I like it.
00:18:10
Speaker 4: Four bowls.
00:18:11
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it.
00:18:12
Speaker 3: Wholesomeness I meant.
00:18:13
Speaker 1: It's, what, three bowls and a spoon?
00:18:15
Speaker 3: Sure.
00:18:15
Speaker 1: That's three and a half?
00:18:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
00:18:17
Speaker 1: I would like to give it three bowls and a spoon. I'm less neutral about it than I was about the other one, but I don't love it. I would eat it. Like, if there was nothing here, now that I know I can come and forage for this cereal in your studio, I would do it.
00:18:29
Speaker 4: Just make sure if the bag is rolled a certain way, Andrew probably was rummaging through it.
00:18:34
Speaker 3: I will say, it makes good cereal milk also.
00:18:37
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I will not do that. I'm not a fan of milk in general.
00:18:40
Speaker 4: I don't really.
00:18:41
Speaker 1: This is the only type of milk that I will consume.
00:18:43
Speaker 3: You'll probably like an almond milk or an oat milk.
00:18:45
Speaker 1: Oat milk, yes. I love oat milk. Andrew, what do I get every day with my coffee?
00:18:50
Speaker 4: Oat milk.
00:18:50
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:18:51
Speaker 3: They still should not be allowed to call that milk. I know there was something going through some law they were going to do, but I don't think it ever passed.
00:18:56
Speaker 2: Who cares?
00:18:57
Speaker 3: Because it's not milk.
00:18:58
Speaker 1: What do you want to call it? What should it be called?
00:19:00
Speaker 3: I don't know.
00:19:01
Speaker 1: What should it be called?
00:19:01
Speaker 3: Almond juice.
00:19:02
Speaker 1: What makes milk?
00:19:03
Speaker 3: A cow.
00:19:04
Speaker 2: Utter.
00:19:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:19:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:19:06
Speaker 1: Moving along.
00:19:08
Speaker 4: That was good.
00:19:10
Speaker 3: So why do you want to even do this with us then? I mean, you guys are just so frustrated with us.
00:19:14
Speaker 4: I have to go talk to somebody about something really quick. Oh, you have an important call? Give me one second.
00:19:18
Speaker 1: Oh, should we toss a commercial right here?
00:19:20
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:19:21
Speaker 4: And we'll be back right after this.
00:19:22
Speaker 3: Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:19:25
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
00:19:26
Speaker 1: What was that?
00:19:27
Speaker 2: That's our go to commercial.
00:19:28
Speaker 1: Wait, we'll go to commercial in a second and see if Scott explains what that was. Diamond, have you seen that before?
00:19:32
Speaker 2: No, I thought that there was an actual, like.
00:19:35
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. So when we first started this podcast, we had what we called the stupid man box. I guess it was that box with the buttons on it. Yeah, but I think it was even before that. I mean, this was like in 2019. Like a Comrex? I don't know what the hell it was, but it had sound effects and stuff on it. So we had things loaded in there and Andrew had this commercial break sound in there and it was that.
00:19:55
Speaker 1: That would have been the roadcaster.
00:19:56
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:19:56
Speaker 3: Okay. So, and then once that thing went away, cause he doesn't want to use it anymore for whatever reason, we lost the sound. So then I found it on YouTube, but I don't have the YouTube in front of me now, so I couldn't play it. So We'll just do it. We do it by voice sometimes when I'm lazy.
00:20:09
Speaker 1: What's the sound called?
00:20:10
Speaker 3: It's called commercial break sound.
00:20:12
Speaker 1: That's what it's called?
00:20:12
Speaker 3: I think so.
00:20:13
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:20:14
Speaker 3: But yeah, but you see how, this is my frustration with Andrew. And I hope you guys can understand this.
00:20:19
Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking shit when you walk out.
00:20:20
Speaker 3: No, but we're in the middle of recording something. Like he's, this is what he should be focused on. But yet he's got to run away to go do something else. That's my problem. And that's why we frequently sometimes even miss weeks. I'm that guy that doesn't ever want to miss a week. Our listeners are important and they expect a podcast. We didn't have one two weeks ago because he had something more important going on. I don't think that's okay.
00:20:41
Speaker 1: You're complaining about Andrew's workload. Do you know how much that man does in a day?
00:20:44
Speaker 2: I do.
00:20:44
Speaker 3: I know he does a lot. But when he tells me that, you know, I've got this block of time and then, oh, hey, Andrew.
00:20:48
Speaker 1: He's talking shit about you. He took the opportunity.
00:20:50
Speaker 4: I had to go up a step. So I heard every single word you said about how I don't make time for you.
00:20:55
Speaker 3: That's fine.
00:20:55
Speaker 4: How you have a problem with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:57
Speaker 3: I mean, I wasn't hiding it. You would listen to it anyway.
00:20:59
Speaker 1: I think I found the sound. Let's see if it's this one. You said it was called commercial break sound effects.
00:21:03
Speaker 3: I think so.
00:21:03
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see. Oh, there's a commercial.
00:21:05
Speaker 3: No, there's a commercial.
00:21:06
Speaker 2: A commercial for a commercial sound.
00:21:08
Speaker 1: That's kind of funny and trash. I should pay for the premium so I don't have to do that.
00:21:13
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:21:15
Speaker 3: That's it.
00:21:16
Speaker 1: And now we go to commercials.
00:21:18
Speaker 3: We back right after this.
00:21:21
Speaker 1: Are we back?
00:21:21
Speaker 2: And we're back.
00:21:23
Speaker 1: Should I play the sound again?
00:21:24
Speaker 3: No, no, no. We don't play it coming back. Only going.
00:21:26
Speaker 4: If we hear it, that means we have to go to commercial. Oh, okay.
00:21:30
Speaker 1: We're back. Diamond Space is... She's not feeling this.
00:21:33
Speaker 2: I'm confused, but you know what? We're ripping and rolling, babes.
00:21:36
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:21:37
Speaker 4: But they're pretty quick episodes. I mean, this one's probably been going on for at least 20 minutes, but yeah, they're pretty quick.
00:21:42
Speaker 1: 10 minutes of Scott slamming shit around the studio, so we can cut that out. Don't worry.
00:21:45
Speaker 4: Scott slamming things. Scott, you know, being Scott.
00:21:48
Speaker 1: Voicing his discontent, airing the grievances about you.
00:21:51
Speaker 3: Is there anything else you'd like to talk about before we move on to serial number three?
00:21:54
Speaker 2: No.
00:21:54
Speaker 4: I mean, I have something I would like.
00:21:56
Speaker 2: To talk about.
00:21:56
Speaker 1: Yes, Andrew has the floor. I.
00:21:59
Speaker 4: know that this is a cereal podcast and we may veer off right now.
00:22:03
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
00:22:05
Speaker 2: Is it politics? No.
00:22:06
Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
00:22:07
Speaker 4: I want to talk about how you wipe. It doesn't... What we're eating.
00:22:14
Speaker 3: Can we do cereal number three and then do this? Maybe?
00:22:18
Speaker 4: But we need to pad the episode a little bit.
00:22:21
Speaker 3: Okay, but let's pad on the end. Yeah?
00:22:24
Speaker 4: Well, technically this would be a topic that you would talk about on Sauce on the Side. So I feel we should shine the spotlight.
00:22:29
Speaker 3: You want to weave them together?
00:22:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we should weave them together a little bit.
00:22:35
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate what we found out. Andrew, you say it. Whenever you want to bring it up, I say.
00:22:39
Speaker 2: You go for it.
00:22:40
Speaker 4: Thank you. Okay, so you came to my desk and you say, hey, do you wipe standing up or sitting down? I used to wipe standing up and then I realized that's disgusting. So now I sit when I wipe. And to which you then asked all the other men and they are all standers.
00:22:56
Speaker 1: This caused quite the stir.
00:22:57
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:22:58
Speaker 1: In the studio. And I found out things about people I never wanted to know. Including that apparently the men do not believe. Yes, Diamond, I would like you to weigh in on this because I have a lot of thoughts on this. And it's going to get dirty for a second here. Sorry, serial killer fans, but this is a crossover episode.
00:23:12
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:23:15
Speaker 1: The men do not believe that it matters whether they wipe front to back or back to front.
00:23:19
Speaker 3: It does matter. I never said that.
00:23:21
Speaker 2: You did. You did.
00:23:23
Speaker 1: And then you told me and showed me that you wipe both ways.
00:23:28
Speaker 3: Okay, but it's always balls to crack first. You do that a bunch of times and then you have to do at least one crack to balls just to make sure you didn't drag anything up.
00:23:38
Speaker 4: But you asked.
00:23:41
Speaker 1: I never asked for the visual. It was just a sitting or standing because what I had said was I didn't know there were options. I just assumed that most people sat down And when you're sitting, typically your cheeks are spread, which is a good time to get in there and clean what you need to.
00:23:56
Speaker 2: No.
00:23:57
Speaker 1: But instead, I found out that many of the men stand up, the cheeks clap closed, and then they spread them and wipe.
00:24:04
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:24:05
Speaker 2: That is the weirdest thing ever.
00:24:06
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine.
00:24:08
Speaker 2: The visual.
00:24:08
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine sitting. I think I tried it. I believe that this came up at some point, maybe a couple of months or years ago or whatever, and I tried it. And it's impossible. It's impossible.
00:24:17
Speaker 4: Impossible is not impossible it's not it is.
00:24:19
Speaker 1: Andrew showed you very clearly how it lifts.
00:24:22
Speaker 4: His cheek on the seat that's insane and then everything that you are wiping is in the area the toilet so if there's any.
00:24:31
Speaker 3: You have much less control the poopicles are going into the toilet you have much less control when you're sitting down you.
00:24:36
Speaker 1: Don't control yeah what happens Oh, please.
00:24:40
Speaker 3: I'm just trying it.
00:24:41
Speaker 4: You can't.
00:24:42
Speaker 2: Why would you go?
00:24:43
Speaker 4: Also, when you're... Okay, what you're saying, right?
00:24:46
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:24:46
Speaker 4: You don't poop standing up, right?
00:24:47
Speaker 3: What about when it's a diarrhea?
00:24:49
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:24:49
Speaker 3: You really got to get in there.
00:24:51
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:24:52
Speaker 1: So you stand up and let your cheeks close and then you get in there?
00:24:54
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
00:24:55
Speaker 3: The cheeks don't close.
00:24:57
Speaker 2: What?
00:24:59
Speaker 4: Yes, they do. You're scaring me.
00:25:01
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:02
Speaker 1: We don't need the visual.
00:25:03
Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead.
00:25:03
Speaker 1: Actually, go ahead.
00:25:04
Speaker 3: Okay, here I am.
00:25:04
Speaker 2: Show us.
00:25:05
Speaker 1: This is going to be the trailer.
00:25:06
Speaker 2: Go.
00:25:06
Speaker 4: I'm done.
00:25:07
Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
00:25:10
Speaker 1: And he stands up.
00:25:11
Speaker 2: Why?
00:25:14
Speaker 4: Please, Scott.
00:25:16
Speaker 3: What?
00:25:19
Speaker 1: I have even more questions with what you just did.
00:25:21
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:25:21
Speaker 1: Because there was like one bunch of toilet paper.
00:25:23
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I mean, that's not actual toilet paper. It wouldn't be like that.
00:25:26
Speaker 1: So you would do the one wipe, then you would get more toilet paper, or you just go up and down with the same?
00:25:29
Speaker 3: Also, before I go in, I go to the sink, and I get two balled up pieces of toilet paper, and I wet them.
00:25:34
Speaker 1: So you're letting shit juice?
00:25:36
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:38
Speaker 3: I didn't say that.
00:25:38
Speaker 1: I said before I go in.
00:25:40
Speaker 2: You're letting it roll down those legs.
00:25:42
Speaker 3: Thank you.
00:25:42
Speaker 2: You're letting it roll down those legs.
00:25:44
Speaker 3: No, I said, did you hear me? I said before I go in, I ball up two rolls of toilet, two pieces of toilet paper and I wet them and I put them on top of the toilet paper thing in the bathroom. Then I do my thing and those are my wet wipes because I don't have wipes.
00:25:56
Speaker 1: So this is before you go.
00:25:57
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
00:25:58
Speaker 3: Before I go. Yes. I prepare everything. The seat cover, everything. It's all prepared.
00:26:02
Speaker 1: The bigger issue that we were really upset about was that you go in with your bare hands toward the fecal matter to spread the cheeks.
00:26:12
Speaker 2: What?
00:26:12
Speaker 1: That's ill.
00:26:13
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? What do you mean?
00:26:14
Speaker 1: Your poop butt. After you.
00:26:16
Speaker 3: You don't have poop cheek.
00:26:18
Speaker 2: When you stand up and let them clap, yeah, you do. If you have diarrhea, you don't think about the fact that... Can I curse? Yeah. Shit drops into the toilet bowl and sometimes water will like Onto your ash cheeks. You don't think about that.
00:26:33
Speaker 3: Okay, wash my hands. I'll wear gloves if it makes you happier. Do you want me to wear gloves?
00:26:37
Speaker 4: No, we're not telling you why you should stay seated. Is that what you want, mom? No one's saying to do that. They're just like, okay, so now if you're going to wear gloves when you poop because that's what you think people want, wouldn't the natural conclusion just be just lift your cheek up and do what we're all saying you should do?
00:26:52
Speaker 3: Dude, if I'm wearing gloves, I'm just using my hand. Why waste the toilet paper?
00:26:54
Speaker 4: No!
00:26:55
Speaker 2: What? Oh, take me out of my misery.
00:26:58
Speaker 4: I got it.
00:27:01
Speaker 1: Someone married you and someone else is dating you. This is crazy work.
00:27:05
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:27:05
Speaker 2: Wow.
00:27:06
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, my mom must have taught me how to wipe my ass when I was a kid. So I just did what she told me.
00:27:10
Speaker 2: There's no way your mom told you to stand up.
00:27:11
Speaker 3: I'm going to go home and ask my 82-year-old mom if she stands up.
00:27:15
Speaker 1: Please don't ever do that.
00:27:16
Speaker 4: Why?
00:27:16
Speaker 2: I don't want to know about that.
00:27:17
Speaker 1: Leave Lenore alone.
00:27:18
Speaker 2: Yeah. God.
00:27:20
Speaker 3: I mean, somebody taught me that.
00:27:21
Speaker 2: Ask your brother what he does, and then you'll know if you both were taught the same thing or not.
00:27:28
Speaker 3: I'll ask my dad.
00:27:29
Speaker 2: I just told you, ask your brother.
00:27:32
Speaker 3: I don't really talk to him about poop.
00:27:35
Speaker 1: You talk to your dad a lot about poop?
00:27:36
Speaker 3: I would ask him.
00:27:37
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:27:37
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:27:39
Speaker 1: Andrew, I'm really glad you brought this up. Yeah.
00:27:40
Speaker 2: Thank you.
00:27:41
Speaker 4: But you did use a tushy.
00:27:43
Speaker 3: I have to tell you.
00:27:44
Speaker 1: And you said you liked it.
00:27:45
Speaker 3: Listen, I was extremely anti. I was anti-bidet.
00:27:48
Speaker 2: Wait, wait.
00:27:49
Speaker 1: Explain what the tushy is really quickly.
00:27:50
Speaker 4: It's a bidet. It sprays the water up your butthole and cleans it out. So this way you're not wiping, you're not wetting napkins before you go and sit down on the toilet and using those as your wet wipes.
00:27:59
Speaker 1: And you can put most of them on, like, they're portable. You can put them on any type of toilet.
00:28:02
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:28:02
Speaker 1: For the most part.
00:28:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:28:04
Speaker 3: I was very anti. And then we stayed over at Andrew's house.
00:28:07
Speaker 1: Okay. How nice of you, Andrew.
00:28:09
Speaker 3: Thank you, by the way. Also, coming up again, if we could just do that again, if you don't mind.
00:28:15
Speaker 4: The text I got from him the last time.
00:28:19
Speaker 2: What?
00:28:19
Speaker 4: Because I said, you can take my room. And then when you came to my apartment, literally it was like within two seconds. It's like, okay, so this is my space. Welcome. He's like, don't worry. We had sex already today.
00:28:31
Speaker 3: Well, because you said we couldn't.
00:28:33
Speaker 1: Thank God.
00:28:33
Speaker 2: I would say the same thing.
00:28:34
Speaker 4: Why would you think you should? In my bed?
00:28:36
Speaker 1: It's Andrew's bed. Do not sully it with your poop butt.
00:28:39
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just, I'm just, yeah. So we were courteous and didn't.
00:28:44
Speaker 4: Thank you.
00:28:44
Speaker 2: Thanks. I don't believe that. I don't believe that at all.
00:28:48
Speaker 4: Oh, I swear.
00:28:49
Speaker 2: On what?
00:28:49
Speaker 3: On my kids.
00:28:50
Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
00:28:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't.
00:28:51
Speaker 1: Thank God, Andrew.
00:28:53
Speaker 4: So following up on that, please make sure when you stay over again.
00:28:56
Speaker 1: So you went to Andrew's and you used it?
00:28:57
Speaker 3: So yeah, I was very anti-bidet forever. I'm like, this is so stupid. What are you spraying? Because to me, it was you're spraying water up the butt and then the butt's all wet. What do you do? It's soaking wet. There's water shit everywhere from water spraying it everywhere.
00:29:09
Speaker 1: Imagine caring about the water, but not the poopicles.
00:29:12
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I said it's spraying shit everywhere.
00:29:14
Speaker 1: It's not.
00:29:14
Speaker 3: Because all it's doing is spraying the shit around.
00:29:16
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
00:29:17
Speaker 1: You learned it's not.
00:29:18
Speaker 3: Okay. So this is what I had in my head. And then Andrew's like, I'm begging you, please use it. He's like, I'll give you $ 20. Just please use it. I think you did say that, right? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't take your $ 20. I don't think.
00:29:28
Speaker 2: No.
00:29:28
Speaker 1: You were staying at his house for free.
00:29:29
Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
00:29:30
Speaker 3: So are these people calling for us?
00:29:32
Speaker 1: No, they're not.
00:29:33
Speaker 4: Oh.
00:29:34
Speaker 2: No.
00:29:35
Speaker 1: Go on.
00:29:37
Speaker 3: So I said, all right. And I turned it. And at first, I was like, oh.
00:29:40
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:29:40
Speaker 3: Because it goes right in the hole.
00:29:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:29:43
Speaker 3: It doesn't go in the hole. It doesn't shoot water up your butthole. If you are positioned properly, it does. And it did. And I didn't mind it, really. So it was very clean. I liked it. I got up. And then I wiped anyway. And I was like, there's nothing there. So, yeah. If I ever redo the bathrooms, I want a bidet in. An actual one. I don't want the toilet attached one. I want like a real one.
00:30:07
Speaker 4: You want a Japanese toilet?
00:30:08
Speaker 3: I'll piss in that thing too. I don't care.
00:30:10
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:30:10
Speaker 3: That's cool.
00:30:10
Speaker 4: Do you remember how many times.
00:30:12
Speaker 1: We had this conversation? And I'm going to say to Diamond and Andrew because I feel like you're just going to deny it. We had this conversation so many times where I tried to give him The example, because he thought it was so gross, tried to give him the example of imagine you spill crap all over a counter. Do you want to just wipe it off or do you want to clean it with water and something wet? And he was like, I don't care. And then he realized that that's exactly what we were talking about. And he came around. I appreciate it. But we I mean, I think we had this conversation for years.
00:30:42
Speaker 2: Too many times. You know, he just exhausts me. I know.
00:30:46
Speaker 1: Diamond is so sick of it. So if you don't know this, Diamond's studio is directly next to Scotty's studio. So she has to interact with him, I think, more than any of us do.
00:30:56
Speaker 3: She wants to.
00:30:57
Speaker 2: Oh, God.
00:30:57
Speaker 1: The way you said that.
00:30:58
Speaker 4: I used to sit next in the same room as him, too. And then ever since then, my stress level has gone down a little bit.
00:31:04
Speaker 3: Mine, too.
00:31:05
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
00:31:05
Speaker 1: You were in there.
00:31:06
Speaker 3: Mine, too. Mine, too. Yeah.
00:31:08
Speaker 4: Well, now you just live in a hoarder's paradise. Yeah.
00:31:11
Speaker 3: Anyway, so I have not used a bidet since.
00:31:16
Speaker 2: Okay. A bidet.
00:31:17
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:31:17
Speaker 3: A bidet. But I would like one.
00:31:20
Speaker 1: Like if we got you one for Hanukkah, would you use it?
00:31:23
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I don't want the one that hooks onto the toilet. I love, I think Tushy's great, but I just want an actual one because I'm concerned that like pee goes underneath it and it gets all gross.
00:31:32
Speaker 1: No, you have to clean it like you would clean a toilet.
00:31:33
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
00:31:33
Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
00:31:34
Speaker 1: And what's happening now is that they are trying to reset our background because once an hour, about on the hour, maybe one minute after, in the middle of whatever we're doing, the background changes.
00:31:45
Speaker 4: Just some inside baseball.
00:31:46
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
00:31:47
Speaker 1: It went right back. Hold on. I think I can do it from here.
00:31:50
Speaker 2: Thanks, Tony. What is this? That?
00:31:54
Speaker 1: Yay.
00:31:55
Speaker 2: All right.
00:31:55
Speaker 1: We're just going to leave it here. Let's see if it goes back again.
00:31:57
Speaker 2: Great. All right.
00:31:58
Speaker 1: Let's get to this.
00:31:58
Speaker 3: Should we eat cereal now?
00:32:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:32:00
Speaker 1: After all that butt talk.
00:32:01
Speaker 4: Thanks, guys. If you're still listening, we appreciate you and love you.
00:32:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, so my lovely fiancee, Megan, was in Berlin for the marathon not terribly long ago. Okay. And she knows that I'm crazy with the cereal, so she went to a supermarket and FaceTimed me and was like, do you want this or this or this or this or this? And this one I thought had the cutest name, so I asked her to pick up some Creamy Bits from Ja.
00:32:25
Speaker 1: Creamy Bits.
00:32:26
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:32:27
Speaker 1: That is how I picture your butt.
00:32:28
Speaker 3: That's right. Creamy Bits.
00:32:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:32:32
Speaker 1: Can Diamond eat that?
00:32:33
Speaker 3: I don't probably. Well, you know what? It's from another country, so the stuff in it's probably okay.
00:32:38
Speaker 4: No, she should not do that. That is the worst theory of all time. Oh, it's foreign. She should have it when there's no ingredients listed in English.
00:32:44
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, it's not in English. I don't think so. Right? Is that English? I can't see it.
00:32:51
Speaker 2: What?
00:32:51
Speaker 1: That's not English, right?
00:32:53
Speaker 2: I don't know.
00:32:54
Speaker 3: Can you see it?
00:32:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is not English.
00:32:57
Speaker 4: Wait, no.
00:32:57
Speaker 1: Rainforest Alliance.
00:33:00
Speaker 2: It's got Zucker.
00:33:01
Speaker 1: Pal-Mol, Maltodextrin, Mel, Volkorn Weissen Weissen.
00:33:07
Speaker 4: You like Volkorn Weissen Weissen. Yeah, you do like that.
00:33:09
Speaker 1: You've always said that.
00:33:11
Speaker 4: Like you literally are like, oh, I love Volkorn Weissen Weissen.
00:33:13
Speaker 1: She exited.
00:33:15
Speaker 4: She's going to get her coffee.
00:33:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine. Okay, let's eat this. Let's eat these creamy bits.
00:33:19
Speaker 3: They got a little crushed in the suitcase.
00:33:21
Speaker 2: That's okay.
00:33:21
Speaker 1: It was nice of her to bring that.
00:33:23
Speaker 3: By the way, it's pretty cool. There they have a Nutri-Score. And this is the worst that it could possibly be.
00:33:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like little cookies, to be honest.
00:33:30
Speaker 3: This would be the closest to like your Crave here.
00:33:34
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:33:34
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:33:35
Speaker 3: This is a pillow cereal.
00:33:37
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:33:37
Speaker 1: What's a pillow cereal?
00:33:38
Speaker 2: A little dumpling? Yeah.
00:33:39
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a small little square rectangle with stuff inside of it. That's a pillow.
00:33:43
Speaker 1: Is there a lot of that?
00:33:45
Speaker 3: Crave is the main one. Here's a couple of others.
00:33:47
Speaker 4: Not as many as you would think.
00:33:48
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:33:51
Speaker 3: I mean, it smells nice and chocolatey.
00:33:54
Speaker 1: And you always use a new cup, right? Like you wouldn't just let me use the same cup?
00:33:57
Speaker 3: I mean, you could, but you're going to get the taste from that cereal and it's going to kind of, it's going to mess it up. I know that you're very save the earthy.
00:34:03
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hmm.
00:34:04
Speaker 1: Maybe we should get like an actual bowl and just empty it out.
00:34:07
Speaker 3: I use bowls at home.
00:34:07
Speaker 4: Okay. You use bowls at home?
00:34:10
Speaker 1: Bowls. Bowls at home.
00:34:11
Speaker 4: That sounded a little too close.
00:34:13
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah. It did.
00:34:15
Speaker 1: You know, every time.
00:34:16
Speaker 4: You can't I, I, I me. Do not I, I, I me.
00:34:18
Speaker 3: I didn't I, I, I, I oy, oy, oyed.
00:34:20
Speaker 1: Whose idea was the podcast to do this together?
00:34:22
Speaker 2: His. Mine.
00:34:22
Speaker 4: I give him full credit.
00:34:23
Speaker 1: That's very nice.
00:34:24
Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, Andrew.
00:34:25
Speaker 4: There'd be no reason for me to take it up.
00:34:27
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you know, back in the old studio, I used to have cereal all the time. People would come in to get cereal from me because I do like cereal.
00:34:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
00:34:34
Speaker 1: I used to come in there all the time.
00:34:35
Speaker 3: And there's always a new one. And everybody's like, oh, my God, what's that? So I said, oh, you know, when the podcast craze started in 2019. Probably five years before that.
00:34:42
Speaker 4: Actually, like 15. You know.
00:34:47
Speaker 2: That's cool.
00:34:48
Speaker 4: No, it's funny. Oh, there's my spoon.
00:34:51
Speaker 3: No, that's around the time when everybody here had to have their own podcast. It was kind of like a thing.
00:34:55
Speaker 4: Why are they green?
00:34:56
Speaker 1: They did just change color, I think.
00:34:58
Speaker 4: Like, they don't look....
00:35:00
Speaker 3: Mine are still brown.
00:35:01
Speaker 1: I will say I trust it more because it is from Europe that I think it's not going to be something poisonous.
00:35:05
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:35:05
Speaker 1: But the immediate color change is kind of wild.
00:35:07
Speaker 4: It kind of smells like a triscuit.
00:35:09
Speaker 3: It's just because the milk got into it. That's all.
00:35:12
Speaker 2: Hmm.
00:35:12
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:35:15
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
00:35:15
Speaker 2: Okay. That's good.
00:35:19
Speaker 3: The thing is, though, at the end of the day, these are cookies. I mean, most breakfast cereal nowadays should not be eaten for breakfast, or at all, actually.
00:35:30
Speaker 4: It has like a dental floss-y taste to it.
00:35:34
Speaker 2: What?
00:35:35
Speaker 4: I don't know. Mint?
00:35:36
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:35:37
Speaker 1: Is there mint in there?
00:35:38
Speaker 2: No.
00:35:39
Speaker 1: I like this.
00:35:40
Speaker 4: I don't love the aftertaste. I was going to give it four bowls, but she got knocked down to two bowls. No, two bowls and a spoon.
00:35:47
Speaker 2: Wow.
00:35:48
Speaker 4: It's a middle-of-the-road cereal for me now because the aftertaste is not good.
00:35:51
Speaker 1: That was such a fall from grace, from four to two.
00:35:53
Speaker 3: I'm not getting an aftertaste, but I mean, eating a bowl of this is eating like a sleeve of Oreos, which is insane.
00:35:58
Speaker 4: Well, we don't know that for sure because we can't read German or Dutch, whatever the box is in.
00:36:04
Speaker 1: Einemarken von Ruhe.
00:36:06
Speaker 3: That's German. I'm going to give Creamy Bits three bowls and a spoon. I think they're pretty good.
00:36:10
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
00:36:13
Speaker 4: No.
00:36:14
Speaker 1: You're going to stick with your two and a half?
00:36:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:36:17
Speaker 1: Two bowls and a spoon?
00:36:18
Speaker 4: I like the creamy bit part. The chocolate part, no.
00:36:21
Speaker 3: I mean, sadly, like 99.9% of our listeners will never even experience this cereal. So I don't know why we do them. But just in case you're ever over there in Germany, I mean, Ja.
00:36:33
Speaker 1: That's what the box says. Nobody knows what you're talking about.
00:36:35
Speaker 2: It's on camera.
00:36:35
Speaker 1: Unless they're watching it.
00:36:36
Speaker 3: All over the place. Here, Ja.
00:36:37
Speaker 2: Anyway.
00:36:38
Speaker 3: Ja.
00:36:38
Speaker 4: It's on camera all over the place. That's my favorite.
00:36:41
Speaker 1: Holding it up. Thank you. I'm going to give it. I was going to give it four, but I think I'm going to knock it down to three and a half, three bowls and a spoon.
00:36:50
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:36:50
Speaker 1: Just because it probably is like eating a sleeve of cookies.
00:36:53
Speaker 4: Which, at the end of the day, is that so bad?
00:36:57
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:36:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
00:36:58
Speaker 3: Please.
00:37:00
Speaker 4: We all eat way worse.
00:37:02
Speaker 2: We do.
00:37:02
Speaker 1: Did you eat this sandwich I gave you?
00:37:03
Speaker 4: Not yet.
00:37:04
Speaker 1: Damn it.
00:37:05
Speaker 3: I will do the end part now. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
00:37:08
Speaker 2: Oh, wait.
00:37:08
Speaker 1: No, no.
00:37:09
Speaker 4: We should give them the floor.
00:37:10
Speaker 2: No, no, no. Oh, no.
00:37:11
Speaker 3: We're going to go back over to that. We'll go back to the sauce one. This is chaos.
00:37:16
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:37:16
Speaker 3: But, you know, thanks for listening to Serial Killers. Please follow us on Instagram at SerialKillersPC. That's serial with a C.
00:37:22
Speaker 1: Nothing that you've done would entice me to do that thus far.
00:37:25
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah.
00:37:25
Speaker 3: Well, we have pictures there.
00:37:27
Speaker 1: Andrew might.
00:37:27
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:37:28
Speaker 1: Andrew would entice me to do it. But you, I'd be like, this is chaotic.
00:37:32
Speaker 2: What is happening?
00:37:32
Speaker 3: Maybe you want to see the chaos.
00:37:35
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Finish your plugs.
00:37:36
Speaker 3: That's all. Check out the website, SerialKillersPC.com. That's serial with a C.
00:37:39
Speaker 1: You have a. com?
00:37:41
Speaker 2: Yeah. What? Yeah.
00:37:42
Speaker 3: Our buddy Scott Newman takes care of that for us. We love Newman.
00:37:44
Speaker 4: He's the best.
00:37:45
Speaker 3: All the ratings are there since the very beginning. Pictures, video, you can listen to everything, watch stuff.
00:37:48
Speaker 4: I keep saying our show is right now, we get like a nice core group of people listening.
00:37:56
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:37:57
Speaker 4: I think what's going to happen is in about 10, 15 years, they'll come back and be like, wow. This was expansive and nobody knew about it. And that's when we're really going to be in our heyday.
00:38:07
Speaker 1: I believe it.
00:38:07
Speaker 3: You think we're still going to be doing this in 10 or 15 years?
00:38:10
Speaker 4: I never said that part.
00:38:11
Speaker 1: If you let Scott tell it, he'll be dead from a coronary.
00:38:13
Speaker 3: This is true.
00:38:15
Speaker 4: Got it.
00:38:16
Speaker 3: A coronary is just a massive heart attack, right?
00:38:18
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
00:38:20
Speaker 1: Diamond, do you have anything to say? All right.
00:38:22
Speaker 3: Let's get on the side now with your sauce. Here we go.
00:38:25
Speaker 1: Diamond.
00:38:27
Speaker 2: I'm okay.
00:38:27
Speaker 3: Do you want me to leave?
00:38:29
Speaker 2: I would love nothing more.
00:38:31
Speaker 4: Okay. Oh, no, because now he's going to do the thing.
00:38:34
Speaker 1: What thing?
00:38:35
Speaker 4: He's going to be like, it's fine. I'll leave.
00:38:37
Speaker 3: No, I'll go.
00:38:38
Speaker 1: He's going to Eeyore his way out of here, slam things around all depressed like.
00:38:41
Speaker 3: If you don't want me here, I'll go.
00:38:42
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go.
00:38:45
Speaker 4: That's Scott for you.
00:38:46
Speaker 1: Well, thanks. If you want to follow us, if there are some serial killer listeners who maybe just discovered this podcast, you can follow Diamond where?
00:38:57
Speaker 2: At Diamond Sincere. Yeah.
00:38:58
Speaker 1: I am at Baby Hot Sauce. We also have an Instagram page at Sauce on the Side. We have a lot of instructions per you, Andrew.
00:39:04
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:39:05
Speaker 1: Like, follow, subscribe. Leave us a talkback if you can. You just push the little microphone button on the iHeartRadio app and you can leave us basically voicemails that we will play back what?
00:39:14
Speaker 4: We don't do talkbacks. Do you want talkbacks?
00:39:15
Speaker 3: We have that?
00:39:16
Speaker 2: No. He just said you don't have it. Oh. I thought you were leaving.
00:39:23
Speaker 3: I thought all the iHeart things have a little red microphone.
00:39:24
Speaker 4: You have to request it. And then I know that if I gave you access to talkbacks, it would be a whole set up. every single time. You'd be like, I just don't know. And you'd click things. And then random noises would play. And you'd be like, oh, Andy, just put that. And then it's like you going through like a drawer. And it'd be like you banging things as you get to it.
00:39:40
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry that I brought the Talkbacks on.
00:39:42
Speaker 4: It sounds like a good idea.
00:39:43
Speaker 1: They do not exist for your podcast. They do exist for our podcast.
00:39:46
Speaker 4: TBD, we might start a Talkback.
00:39:48
Speaker 2: Okay. It was a Talkback.
00:39:50
Speaker 1: Leave us a review. We really like five stars. Please leave us a review. And I think that's everything, right, Diamond?
00:39:57
Speaker 2: Yes, the review.
00:39:58
Speaker 1: Oh, and we have a YouTube channel now.
00:40:00
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:40:00
Speaker 1: So you can watch all of it on YouTube.
00:40:01
Speaker 3: We have that too.
00:40:02
Speaker 4: Yes, we do too. We're actually going to collab on this.
00:40:04
Speaker 2: Hey.
00:40:05
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we'll be in their feed and they'll be in our feed and then we'll just share it all to the big page.
00:40:09
Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about other stuff? Do you want to talk about other stuff? Or are you just ending this?
00:40:13
Speaker 1: Well, we're just going to end it, but we can do another episode and we can talk about other stuff in a second.
00:40:16
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't mind.
00:40:17
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're going to wrap this up.
00:40:19
Speaker 4: You just said that your dog was going to have an aneurysm and die.
00:40:22
Speaker 3: He needs me. Okay.
00:40:25
Speaker 1: On that note. Say bye, everybody.
00:40:26
Speaker 2: Bye. Crunch.
00:40:28
Speaker 4: Yeah, we say crunch. Okay.
00:40:29
Speaker 1: On that note, say crunch, everybody. Crunch.
00:40:33
Speaker 4: And now we do a little banter.
00:40:34
Speaker 3: Make it seem like, oh, my God.
00:40:35
Speaker 1: You're such a dick.
00:40:36
Speaker 4: So stupid. Stupid asshole.