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Hit the music and I'm ready to start the ship.
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Are you really gonna make me literally wrap?
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We got Carlos, George Round.
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Smoking all the weeds, acting like clowns.
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We got all that.
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Alcohol and all the plus and then we'll go sit
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around hit chat like cuts. Either way, what can I say?
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It's the biddle of the day. Yeah, we're just a
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little sloss and we're just a little high buddy the
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way we are the three Buddy System guys.
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Welcome everybody to another God, what the fun?
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I'm so sorry?
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Oh wow?
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What's that?
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Wow? Was I going a little too hard during the intro?
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Played the next song? Yeah, welcome everybody to the Buddy
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Cast once again. I'm your host, Carlos Patino, Carlos the
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Space Patino with me as always is the boys, William
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Henderson and George Farrito back on Ninos. If I ever
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have a fan club, That's what I'm gonna call them.
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That makes the loss.
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But the pains the Patinos is nice. His whole family,
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You're my family now family, I.
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Should just do the whole show just with a Mexican accent.
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Look at like a really thick Mexican accent.
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For sure. I got a friend zone.
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The other day.
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Oh god, your American, all your American material in a
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Mexican accent.
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And then my homie was like, a.
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Stupid I feel stupid? Do you guys feel stupid? I
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feel like all the.
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Time, all the time.
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I man brought to you.
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But I just I just stopped drinking like a like
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a week and a half ago.
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Maybe makes you feel dumb.
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No, Well, at first, yeah, and I'm pretty sure I
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was going through some withdrawals because I was like, it's
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feeling like ship. I was not in the movie, and
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I was just I was just not a pleasure to
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be around. I just you know, felt like a bummer
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all the time. But now I feel good. I feel
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good now. It took a little while. Yeah he lost weight,
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probably not, if anything. If anything, I gained weight somehow.
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Picking up that addiction somewhere else.
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I say, instead of beers, they drink SODA's.
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But SODA's so good, dude.
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Yeah, it's the best beverage because it's like there's no
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bite to it, Like there's no like like weird aftertaste
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to it, like when it like with alcohol.
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Although I will say over the last like five years
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or so, it might just me being like getting older.
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But SODA's starting to get so sweet to where like
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I can't drink it nearly as fast as I used to,
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Like I have to take my time with it or
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I'll get sick.
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Yeah, but what are you drinking? Like? It's a hot
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summer night, Hot summer night. Yeah, hot summer night. You're
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eating dinner. You got a ice cold glass, You got
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nice ice in the glass. You get your choice of soda.
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What soda are you cracking open the porno that glass?
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Oh? Man, doctor, it's one of two. It's either Dr
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pepper or a classic coke.
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Oh, you can't go wrong with the classic coke.
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Yeah, and so I mean you, but I'm saying you
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can pick all of the SODA's Vanilla coke, Vanilla, all
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of them.
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Yeah, no, I understand.
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And still classic coke and doctor pepper Man.
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Yeah, well I think vanilla coke is a good choice too.
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Yeah, that's it's either vanilla coke or a Pepsi twist.
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They don't make those anymore.
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If they don't twist orange.
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Oh, I have ever had a lemon?
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Have you ever had a Pepsi blue?
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Yeah?
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Oh?
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Man, if we go bring that shit back.
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I've had all the pepsis except the crystal pepsis.
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I have a crystal pepsi.
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Vanilla coke is something that like I really have to
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have a taste for.
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Take it's like forty five seconds.
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I have to. Like, I don't know, it's gonna be
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one of those things where like when I see it,
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like in the gas station, I go, oh yeah, definitely
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that like that's the only time I'm getting it. Oh man,
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I'm never like walking in and being like I need
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a vanilla coke.
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Oh yeah, No, I think the perfect time to have
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a vanilla coke is at the movie theater. Oh yeah,
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when they have when they when they have the freestyle machine.
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Oh man, they really needed that. When I was a child,
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I know we would have been way fatter, for sure,
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I would I would have done I might have been dead,
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all right, Like I shouldn't. I shouldn't be able to
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make like grape pepsi, but I can M M pineapple pepsi.
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I could do that too.
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Yeah that that uh a Coca Cola freestyle machine. I
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don't know why Pepsi doesn't have one of those, you know,
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because it'd be cool to get, Like they're all of
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the versions of pepsi that you can get.
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It'll be cool to get like a Willy Wonka machine
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of all the global pepsis or all the global like Phanta, like.
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Everything, every flavor ever.
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It's just it's.
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One giant warehouse and then one Spiggott in front.
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Take the whole building.
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Yeah, dude, that is Willy want. It's like, do you
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want fucking oil flavor? Like motor oil flavor and soda.
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This came exclusive with the Ford model T.
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Yeah. Not only that, we have all the different kinds
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you on WD thirty.
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Yeah, it's like a carbon know for soda. I think
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that would be amazing.
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Hmm.
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But I hear, what's the what's the We can't drink
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alcohol in this at Utah.
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They have dry counties. I don't know if you can
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not drink in the whole city state.
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But but like their soda game is, their soda game
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is on point all the fucking it better be.
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But I bet it's not.
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The fattest people. It can't be because Mormons don't drink
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caffeine either.
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Do you can get like Italian sodas. You can get
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caffeine freeze like, you can get all.
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Kinds of old school ship.
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Yeah, where they're like mixing it with a spoon in
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front of you. You're like, this is magic, this is cool.
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I fuck with that.
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Yeah, so we should go do a show in Utah.
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I'm sure we can find like an old school style
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like uh diner thing that serves ship like that. Somewhere.
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There's flights. There's flights to Utah from San Bernardino.
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I don't know if that exists anymore. Actually they only
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fly to like one city now, think it's like Cincinnati
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or something.
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Stupid.
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They lost their ambition.
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Vegas, I don't remember. They might fly back from, but
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it's that they have a weird schedule.
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They get there walk. They just build their planes in
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Vegas and yeah, you know they build them and trick
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them back.
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No, they build them in the sky. They put engines
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on them and they just flowed them down. So how
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they deliver parts? Let me see? Let me see, because
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I will say, breeze made me feel like I was
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flying private for that day.
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It was great.
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Would you say it was a breeze?
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Yeah?
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Did? Like, where did you go when you flew breeze?
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San Francisco?
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Oh, so they fly to San Francisco or not anymore.
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Uh, settle will will report m Okay, if you fly
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out of Oh no, that's flying out of San Francisco.
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We don't want to do that. Okay, we're flying out
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of San Bernardino. You can go to San Francisco, California,
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or Salt Lake City, Utah.
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You were right. Oh yeah, let's see l SLC bro.
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Have you guys been.
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Where to Utah? Yeah? No, I know some Mormons.
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Let's see.
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Let's see nobody hit a brownie once, doe.
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You can get the nicest seat for eighty seven dollars.
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Wow, that's pretty solid.
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Because there's no flex.
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It's fifty six dollars for your check bag, though.
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Is nice, nicer which is the best value, and nicest,
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which is eighty seven dollars.
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The nicest is eighty seven dollars.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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I don't trust this. Yeah I would. I would trust
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eighty seven dollars if I was next to the toilet.
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You get no, you get two checked bags, first class
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breeze ascent seating.
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Damn. What is this? Fucking southwest minor.
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Is southeast southwest flat? Then it's a southwest.
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Plus yeah, southwest minus.
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It's free Wi Fi dude, you get free wifish. What
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is steel?
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That's crazy?
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What a steel? It's probably just the pilot's phone on
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just you guys know. Password is George Rocks with an egg.
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With three x's actually one upper case, uh the other
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two lower case.
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Only two people can use T mobile at a time.
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I've used those like airplane wifis. They're not good and
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it's not functional. I've never been like this is a
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great way to get work done paid terrible. Yeah, I
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was curious. Yeah, I needed to know. It's like, I'm
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gonna be in the air for six hours, let's see
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what this is like.
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I just go to their landing page and just watch
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the plane grow across the map.
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Done that, then I watched the movie.
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Usually I'm pretty well prepared. I'll download something to my
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iPad and have a book to read and have a notebook,
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you know.
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Usually I'll I'll download two podcasts, like two long podcasts,
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and then I'll try to listen and sleep, and then
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when I wake up, I check that map thing to
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see how far are we gone? And then when I
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realized that we haven't gone that far, I get mad,
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and then I look for a movie. Probably like rush
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hour two or something. And then about halfway through that,
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I'm like, all right, I'm over it, and I go
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back to the podcast I didn't finish, and then I
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fall asleep again, and then I do that whole thing
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until we land.
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Ah, that's all. That's awful, dude. I don't even try
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to sleep. I don't even make an effort to. I
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get coffee. I look out the window, like, what the
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fuck's that? You know, I'm all, I'm all about it, dude.
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I love flying. I think it's fun that people watch.
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I can't. I can't sleep in moving vehicles, you know, come.
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Up with a story for the person sitting next to you.
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Like what this guy, he's just dumb, bitch. Lets me
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he's been thumbing through these pages the whole fucking flight.
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That's crazy. The fuck could be so important?
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No, no, no, you can't sleep in a in a vehicle, Carlos.
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Not really. I have a hard time. I have to.
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I have to be like sleep deprived in order for
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me to to to like actually sleep on a moving vehicle.
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Mankind, I can rest my eyes.
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No, hey, I'm I'm the opposite. Maybe I am so
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sleep deprived. The other day we were driving back from
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Orange County, I want to say, and in traffic. So
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we were in traffic for two and a half hours.
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And I had a headache earlier that day, so on
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their way back, I slept for like an hour, like straight,
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just asleep in the car on the freeway. I was,
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I was fucking out, skis it was. It was nice
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because I went to sleep in a city that I
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didn't recognize and I woke up and I was like, Oh,
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we're almost home.
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That's great. Yeah, I've I've had moments where like I've
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had like a really long day, Like my girl and
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I are out and she's like, you know, do you
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want me to drive home? Like, yeah, I'm pretty tired.
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And then I just kind of like, well it does off,
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but it's never like a really good sleep.
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I had good sleep.
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It's not rest.
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Yeah, rest requires alcohol. Oh, which I'm I thinking, I'm
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gonna admit now that I might be allergic to alcohol.
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I thought, you're gonna tell us that you're an alcoholic
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I know allergic to alcohol.
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That there's no way I was. I was about to
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disagree with you.
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He's like, because if you are, I am.
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If you are, then I'm something else. Actually, there's another
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category to this.
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Actually, I think, what there's a number. How many drinks
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do you have to have a week to be an alcoholic?
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What is the threshold?
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I bet? I bet it's a low number because doctors
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are stupid.
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Doctors are alcoholics.
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They don't want you to do anything fun.
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You know, it's all about whether you can function, if
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you can maintain.
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Your life, all right, So according to the Ni triple A,
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the for women it's four or more drinks two I
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chose it on purpose for four or more drinks on
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any day for a woman, or eight or more per week.
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And for men it's five or more drinks on any day,
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or fifteen or more per week.
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Oh, I'm not even close.
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To Yeah, that's not that's not that low.
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That's I mean. Let me think if you're going out
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every night and having two drinks, that's fourteen. So you
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can have two drinks every night, like with dinner with friends, you.
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Have two drinks a day and need it, but you're
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not alcoholic, right.
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But again it's also comes down to like can you
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afford to be buying the alcohol that you need? Not
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at the w you know, depends on where you go right,
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And it's like if that if it becomes like, oh,
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you're buying alcohol instead of paying your bills, that's when
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it becomes is okay.
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But what if you buy the alcohol knowing that you
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get paid next week and your bills will be paid.
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That is that's alcoholism, that's borderline alcoholism.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, where you're just where now you're going paycheck to
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paycheck because of the alcohol.
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No, I'm going to paycheck to credit dude, And I
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know I got to float myself some money for a week.
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I think that's alcoholism. You're taking a risk, dude. What
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if your paycheck doesn't come through? I don't.
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I don't think I drank fifteen drinks in a month.
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Just what am I saying? If my paycheck doesn't come through,
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I'm fucked too. It doesn't matter.
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Yeah, but it's not because of alcoholism. True, it's not
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because you're buying alcohol. I think if you can, it's
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because of inflammation. If oh god, if you're like if
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you're not able to pay for things because of the alcohol,
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I think you should be an alcoholic.
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Or you never made that decision with things like not alcohol.
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But if you have you bought or paid for something
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knowing that your bills aren't quite paid yet.
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Oh yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, plenty of times you
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like look at my car and I'm pretty yeah, I'm
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pretty stupid with finances.
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I guess are you stupid or were you just never taught?
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Or have you just not had enough to be good.
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With Yeah, that's real too.
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My girl pointed that out to me not that long ago,
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and I was kind of like, I feel like I'm
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like bad with money, you know, like I'm always like
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just never I feel like on top of it. She's like,
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all right, but you ever have you ever had, like,
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you know, like a job where like you've got like
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a steady income that was plenty to pay for your
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bills and then some because if not and I haven't,
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then you kind of have an excuse.
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It's like, what's an economy problem?
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Yeaheah, It's like it's not it's not your fault. It's
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not like I mean, yeah, you could have saved that
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six seventy.
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Yeah, I think, you know, but I think I would
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have enough money, like if I didn't have a car
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payment and high insurance rate.
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Shit like that, then you're almost like, yes, you have
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to make the decision to buy a car. But you
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need a car to live out here, and you need
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a reliable car, which means you have to buy a
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new car. It's not your fault that the base minimum
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wage hasn't caught up to the lifestyle ability to live,
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Like you kind of have to play the hand you're dealt.
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So even if you're making above minimum wage, yeah, you're
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still having difficult dude.
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I was trying to get free health insurance and they
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said I made too much money.
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Yeah, dude, you're fucking rich man. You got something in
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these jokes. No, I can't even get free health insurance.
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After I did that. It's thirty less than thirty two
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grand a year, and they're like, now we can't. That's
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above the threshold. The threshold is like twenty six thousand
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dollars a year. I make thirty one, and they're like, nah,
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buy your own health insurance. Granted that's for the free stuff,
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but still it's like.
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I'm like, we see you've been deducting your miles for work, sir.
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We see you paying sixty dollars at a time for talent, right,
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But it's wild. It's wild that like that's below poverty
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and the government's like, all right, figure it out right, trying,
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I'm trying.
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I guess.
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Life sucks, dude.
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Let's just sell drugs. Let's stop doing this and just
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sell drugs. We were not not selling drugs. We're selling dopamine.
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Guy. Yeah, I mean, if you could bottle dopamine, it
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would probably be the most popular drug of all time.
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Imagine dying from dopamine. He od on do.
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O d Ooh he dotted, bro, he totally dotted out.
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Man, he real dotted like.
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So many songs.
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Dude, calls you watching game right now?
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What are you?
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Are you not looking at us? Oh?
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I never look at you.
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Guys, We're not connected to you. Yeah.
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I feel like I just can't get an emotional feeling.
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I'm right here.
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Are you writing a script?
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Yes? Yes, yes? Oh god, I feel like the Celtics
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might lose this game.
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Oh no, it's the score one o four one o two.
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Celtics are up.
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But if you're if you're gonna watch it, keep us updated.
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Bro, like fucking dude, stream it.
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Screen share screen. Would we get a flag for that?
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Yeah?
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We should, We would. We would get taken down, probably
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get sued.
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What if I do the gallery view and I use
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my controller.
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I think that might work.
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This is this is NB. We're going to see a
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preview of NBA two K twenty six.
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I'm running a simulation. I'm using Gary's mod.
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But anyways, there's too many close games for the Celtics
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right now, Like they just cut it too close with
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teams that really shouldn't be keeping up with the with
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the Celtics, you know.
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Is it a team's thing or is it a rules thing?
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Are there are teams legitimately better? Are they good? Or
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is it the rules that are not allowing like aggressive
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play so that things kind of grow stagnant a little bit.
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There's some of that, but it's mostly it's it's a
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team thing, like like like, for example, right now, the
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Celtics are playing the Houston Rockets, where like they they're
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like second in the league in defense, so like it's
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really hard to but which doesn't make sense because that
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that means like they're scoring kind of sucks, but they're
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fucking kind of outscoring us right now.
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I don't know.
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My coach has always said defense wins games. But I
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was fat and he put me in the corner, so whatever.
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Mm hmm, defense wins championships.
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Talk like this. You can listen to Carlos's podcast called
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on the hard Wood.
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On the Wood from the Hood with Carlos Patino.
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What is it called that We Can't Dunk podcast? That
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was close close enough, man, But anyways, yeah, yeah, I
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recently went to a Celtics Clippers game.
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Oh yeah, that's why we weren't with us last time.
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Yeah, with the wife. And that was a close game too.
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It went to overtime.
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And you had to stifle all your your your good feelings.
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I had to, yeah, and then and then I had
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to I had to call off the next day because
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I got home way too late.
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What time you get home?
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I got home like at one in the morning.
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Oh and you got early shift now, huh.
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I've always had an early shift. That just my were different.
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I used to work Thursday through Sunday and now at
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work Monday through Friday. So yep, that's why dn D
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is a little more fun now because I don't have
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to I don't have to work the next day.
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You can really, you can really get into it.
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Huh. Doesn't it feel longer? Longer? Sessions? Dude, and were
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playing untill two in the morning.
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Now we could we wait, we could do that. We
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could start earlier. You know, I'm I'm way.
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More free early. Start actually another I'm way more free now.
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You can work into that. But yeah with you should
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we do plugs before? Yeah?
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Right, you can follow me, yes, yeah, it's just a
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little loud. Can turn it down a little bit, okay.
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Carlos is a little sensitive. You can follow me on Instagram.
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Will underscore D twenty I will be, of course every Thursday,
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back to the Grind in the basement down Yonder, so
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catch me there of course. February twenty sticks at the
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Antario Improv I'll be dropping a nice little fifteen men
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with my boys loss. So yeah, make sure you get
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tickets for that. Tickets are definitely available now. And other
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than that.
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All right, you can follow me on Instagram at Los
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Patino Comedy at the moment right now, I think February eighth, Well,
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let me pull this up real quick. Damn, I don't
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know where I went. Oh here, here we go.
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Here go.
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February eighth, I would be at Strumbrewery with George Furrito
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and the Gang on another fun show there. And just
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as Will had stated February twenty six, I will be
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headlining the Ontario Improv Please please please if you know me.
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If you don't know me, come get to know me.
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Come out to the show. Promo code buddy. If you
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want to save some money, go ahead and go to
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Ontario dot improv dot com to get your tickets now.
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Ooh uh, you know me. I'm with William, I'm with Carlos.
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Come to a strum brewery on February eighth. I'm hosting
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the damn Thing That'll be fun February twenty six, Los
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Patino dropping thirty maybe ninety minutes if we feel like
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giving it to him, So come again. Go to Ontario
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dot improv dot com. But I'm sure you heard it
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the first time because you're a good listener. If you're
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looking for me specifically, go to my website Gferito dot
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ninja for everything. February seventh, I got that stand upcomedy
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student showcase over at the Improv School Redlands, and then
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on April fourth, CW Thayers having a taping. I am
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hosting the Shindig. Tickets available at Improvschoolredlands dot com. If
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you're looking for us Thursdays, add back to the grind.
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You're listening now Share this episode with your friends so
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to watch it. You want to see the clips that
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in the works, y'all again. Me at the George f
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on Instagram, Carlos at Los Patino Comedy, William Henderson at
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Buddy System co. For everything. Come hang out with us.
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It's a good time. Um yeah, let's unclip ourselves, y'all.
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How do we How do we transition out of clips? Guys?
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What do we what do we do?
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So? Yeah, Carlos, you weren't with us last time. We
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had the revelation that nobody in the scene respects you.
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That's not what was said.
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That's basically what was said.
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No, they said that that I'm easier to warm up to.
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It's not about respect. Don't try don't try to spin
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that ship man.
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00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:11.200
He said he was They said you were like a pussy.
495
00:26:11.559 --> 00:26:13.759
That's not that's like, that's not what he said.
496
00:26:14.039 --> 00:26:16.559
It was like, dude, I just thought Carlos is just
497
00:26:16.559 --> 00:26:18.880
like a big, old fucking little vagina.
498
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:23.480
Again, we've we've had this conversation before. I'm not disagreeing,
499
00:26:25.240 --> 00:26:26.680
but also, that's not what he said.
500
00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:31.000
I mean no, but like everybody that can read between
501
00:26:31.000 --> 00:26:31.839
the lines.
502
00:26:35.799 --> 00:26:37.279
Did you listen to the episode already?
503
00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:40.839
I listened to most of it.
504
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:43.400
You didn't get where he said he carls a pussy
505
00:26:43.400 --> 00:26:43.960
had a bitch?
506
00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:47.359
He says that, dude.
507
00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:51.559
Right now, it's actually after the song.
508
00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:57.000
It's the Yeah, it's the post scene, post credit scene.
509
00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:57.599
What are they call it?
510
00:26:57.720 --> 00:26:57.880
Now?
511
00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:01.640
Man? Do you guys remember when Pixar was doing those
512
00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:04.720
with like the characters and they would pretend that like Wood,
513
00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:06.640
he had bloopers with Buzz Lightyear and Ship.
514
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:09.000
Oh yeah, man, back.
515
00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:10.599
When the world was good.
516
00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:13.759
My daughter loves Chris Tucker.
517
00:27:13.799 --> 00:27:19.839
Apparently, would you show Chris Tucker we were watching rush
518
00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:24.359
Hour three. We're watching Rush Hour three, and she was
519
00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:25.720
cracking up man.
520
00:27:26.359 --> 00:27:29.079
Did she like so? But does she crack up at him?
521
00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:30.359
On like Rush Hour one?
522
00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:33.839
We didn't watch that one yet. We only watched the
523
00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:35.559
I don't know if I want to show her the
524
00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:36.079
first one.
525
00:27:36.440 --> 00:27:40.200
Why because it's because what's up?
526
00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:41.200
My n word? Part?
527
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:44.480
It's only one part and you don't barely catch it.
528
00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:47.599
But but it's literally like I watched it. I was like,
529
00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:49.720
my daughter could totally hear this and start saying it,
530
00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:52.319
like I could definitely see that happening.
531
00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:57.079
So okay, didn't show her the fifth element.
532
00:27:59.000 --> 00:27:59.839
Aren't there boobs in that?
533
00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:01.079
Yeah?
534
00:28:01.119 --> 00:28:04.519
But it Oh, unfortunately there's not. It's PG thirteen.
535
00:28:04.839 --> 00:28:09.559
No, there are. It's very quick. It's like six frames.
536
00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:10.640
It's very quick.
537
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:13.000
I know. That's why it's PG thirteen.
538
00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:17.839
The only exception is Titanic. I don't know how they
539
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:20.079
managed to get a PG thirteen.
540
00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:23.440
Rating because it was such a long movie. They're like, dude,
541
00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:25.559
there's no way people are going to see this whole movie.
542
00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:27.920
Yeah, if you're a thirteen year old, then you make
543
00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:29.640
it to this point. Good on you.
544
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:32.839
Yeah you just whip it out.
545
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:34.720
Yeah you're invested. M hm.
546
00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:40.519
This is a reward actually for sure for sticking out stick.
547
00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:42.839
Around for the second VHS tape, you'll get some more.
548
00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:45.400
You get a little bit of bush.
549
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:48.400
That's why you keep watching the rest of the movie, like,
550
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:50.079
oh man, the ship just sank. We didn't get to
551
00:28:50.079 --> 00:28:50.960
see no more titties.
552
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:53.359
Parents come home and they're like, why is Titanic at
553
00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:57.119
the very end of the tape somebody, because.
554
00:28:56.839 --> 00:28:59.640
That part gets all burnt out and blurry because it's
555
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:02.559
just that's the only section you're playing.
556
00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:05.079
Scratch the tape.
557
00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:09.079
It is a great scene. It is a like still
558
00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:11.680
to this day, like a top notch just like nude scene.
559
00:29:13.640 --> 00:29:19.039
Better better than showers and Starship Troopers. That's pretty because
560
00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:20.480
nobody acknowledges anything.
561
00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:24.119
But yes, but it's this one is like erotic. It's
562
00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:27.359
like a rots you know what I mean.
563
00:29:27.839 --> 00:29:31.960
It's not but it's not a it's not an erotic scene.
564
00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:34.519
It's a romantic scene.
565
00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:35.240
It's both.
566
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:39.119
I don't think it's romantic because he's like not supposed
567
00:29:39.160 --> 00:29:40.759
to love her yet, like they you know.
568
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:45.759
They just fucking in the back of a model t Yeah,
569
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:47.079
move on with life.
570
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:50.160
Man, imagine how much that must have costed to get
571
00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:54.440
your your fucking forward onto that boat in that time.
572
00:29:54.519 --> 00:29:57.480
You're like Yeah, there's gonna be six hundred thousand dollars. Yeah,
573
00:29:57.480 --> 00:30:00.799
well at that time it was seventy five many five cents.
574
00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:04.680
There's a couple of bills, take care of the car,
575
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:07.240
don't spit on her, right.
576
00:30:09.240 --> 00:30:11.400
And they hoist it up in a crane. It's just
577
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.200
like fucking going back and forth.
578
00:30:13.240 --> 00:30:16.119
You're like there's a guy on the deck that has
579
00:30:16.160 --> 00:30:19.079
to catch it. He's like, oh, come all the time,
580
00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:19.559
all the.
581
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:23.119
Time, dude. That's that's like like my my life right there.
582
00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:25.039
That's like seven hundred dollars.
583
00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:27.720
Yeah, we might be. We might not be far off though.
584
00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:29.279
That's probably how they did it was like a rope
585
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:30.079
pulley crane.
586
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:33.559
Sure. Yeah. If you watch Titanic, like at the beginning,
587
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:36.680
you'll see your car being hoisted like on a like
588
00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:37.799
an elevator essentially.
589
00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:38.440
Damn.
590
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:41.240
I can't imagine they do it too far off now,
591
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:44.039
it's just probably a better mechanism. It's more stable, you know.
592
00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:46.160
That's so scary. Like when I think about, like they
593
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:50.599
built the coliseum before, like hydraulics, like people people be climbing. Shit.
594
00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:53.079
I think about that ship all the time. Right time.
595
00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:55.920
My girlfriend, I like watch period pieces. I get distracted,
596
00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:59.680
but just by like, dude, it's fucking whatever. You're thirteen
597
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:02.920
under something and they have that. They're like this is old.
598
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:05.519
Like that's old. It's thirteen hundred. How is that old?
599
00:31:05.799 --> 00:31:06.920
This was here when we got here.
600
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:09.920
So yeah, it's like what the fuck, dude, And it's
601
00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:13.079
like really well made. It's like, that's didn't you have
602
00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:15.359
better things to do, just like not dying of like
603
00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:19.839
dysenterian shit. I don't know, like just like you get
604
00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:21.759
like a scratch and you die, Like, don't you have
605
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:24.200
to worry about stuff like that? Not breaking your ankle?
606
00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:27.640
Yeah, you know, imagine being like a ghost, like a
607
00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:30.000
real ghost who helped build the pyramid, and you come
608
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:32.960
back to visit like three hundred thousand years later, you're like, damn,
609
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:34.720
that's it's still there. That's crazy.
610
00:31:34.839 --> 00:31:36.599
That's we did a good job.
611
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:39.200
They should have paid us more.
612
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:43.720
For sure. Or they're like, no, you guys, let it go.
613
00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:46.519
Shit, that's not what it looked like.
614
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:49.920
We used to have it covered in gold. Motherfuckers fucked
615
00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:53.599
this up. We used to be dazzle this bitch. They
616
00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:55.200
used to be diamonds on this fucker.
617
00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:55.880
Man.
618
00:31:56.079 --> 00:32:01.160
Back then, they knew exactly who built this thing now.
619
00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:02.960
But you guys are wondering.
620
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:05.960
Yeah, man, what if that was the case. What if
621
00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:08.400
somebody stole the plate that had the dude's name on it.
622
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:11.279
The the dude he was like, I got this black. Yeah.
623
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:14.599
They're like, nobody's ever gonna take this. We don't really
624
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:15.400
need to put it on that.
625
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:19.640
Well, it's a little piece of paper with a little
626
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:20.359
rock on top.
627
00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:23.640
They like, if it blows away, we'll just tell people
628
00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:25.039
and rewrite it, Like it'll be fine.
629
00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:26.160
It is.
630
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:27.279
How's anyone gonna forget?
631
00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:29.200
Everybody's super nice here?
632
00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:33.799
Yeah, things are wild, dude. Even when I look at
633
00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:39.799
buildings Utopia, man, man, and over here, fucking Chinese out
634
00:32:39.799 --> 00:32:42.799
there still using the bamboo to build their buildings. That's crazy.
635
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:44.400
That's that's.
636
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:47.559
What they use it, bro, don't fix it.
637
00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:49.759
They actually use it for their buildings. So they use
638
00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:53.279
it for like scaffolding, use it as scaffolding. That's still crazy.
639
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:54.200
It is crazy.
640
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:57.440
Did you guys see that one video that that guy
641
00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:59.359
in New York that got fucking smashed to death by
642
00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:00.559
falling scaffolding.
643
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:01.519
No, I'll find it.
644
00:33:01.599 --> 00:33:04.000
That shit just collapsed.
645
00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:06.279
While he was walking like down this and down the street.
646
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:10.960
It was just wrong place, wrong time. Just now you
647
00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:13.599
gotta have a funeral. Yep.
648
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:16.680
Now the city has to have a funeral. Mm hmm.
649
00:33:16.839 --> 00:33:19.000
And they gotta come by with a squeegee to clean them.
650
00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:20.160
Up for real.
651
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:22.519
Yeah, they had to rebuild the scaffolding and get rid
652
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:24.559
of all the residue.
653
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:27.880
I bet he gets a plaque inside of the building, though.
654
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:30.039
I bet you he gets a plaque in his casket.
655
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:31.920
Because I couldn't find any body parts.
656
00:33:33.160 --> 00:33:35.519
They just start throwing debris in there, like I heard
657
00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:36.240
some screws.
658
00:33:36.359 --> 00:33:39.000
Yeah, can we just put some pieces of cement in there?
659
00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:42.960
That equates to his weight? Look at his ID? How
660
00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:43.720
much did he weigh?
661
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:48.119
Oh? Man, So the Celtics might lose this game. Like,
662
00:33:48.200 --> 00:33:51.000
so it's it's tied at one ten with eleven point
663
00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:52.400
eight seconds left on the clock.
664
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.000
Off into the Celtics win during a podcast.
665
00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:59.640
Oh, I think they won at least one time during
666
00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:02.720
the po oh, what a terrible So we're gonna lose
667
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:09.079
this game. So so they inbounded the ball and immediately
668
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:12.880
no no defense, straight to the bucket dunk. But they
669
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:17.400
only WoT only wasted Sorry I always say, whoast? They
670
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:19.760
only wasted one second of clock. So now we have
671
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:21.119
the ball, we have the.
672
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:26.440
Past, tensive waste wostos. I like it. I'm not mad
673
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:30.079
at it. I mean it's five seconds. It does save
674
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:30.800
you a syllable.
675
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:33.719
It doesn't sound wrong, that's the problem. Welcome to the
676
00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:38.039
Yeah you almost you almost had me there. I almost
677
00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:38.360
believed it.
678
00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:42.480
I was like, wait, I wasn't being sarcastic sarcastic enough.
679
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:47.480
No, you were actually kind of believable. I was like, man,
680
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:52.760
maybe English was my first language. Let's see. I thought, yeah,
681
00:34:52.800 --> 00:34:55.599
so now the Celtics have like ten points something to
682
00:34:55.599 --> 00:34:58.719
to tire or take the lead. I say they should
683
00:34:58.719 --> 00:34:59.119
go for the wind.
684
00:34:59.159 --> 00:34:59.400
Fucket.
685
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:01.440
I'm kind of tired watching this ship right now. Anyways,
686
00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:02.519
it's so exciting.
687
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:07.360
What's next? What's I like your white blue mic?
688
00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:11.760
I know I'm doing like it doesn't surprise me.
689
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:13.639
At first, I didn't like it.
690
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.800
I'm not gonna, but I didn't you like about it.
691
00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:19.199
I just didn't think that it was different than ours.
692
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:23.800
It just stood out and fake. It looked like a styrofoam.
693
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:27.280
It just yeah, it looks fake. It was like perfectly centered.
694
00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:30.079
It was like a like a zoom thing that you
695
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:32.519
just like put like.
696
00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:35.800
A filter, like, no, I'm talking to a microphone.
697
00:35:35.440 --> 00:35:39.840
Right exactly, like I'm a streamer. You know, I'm a streamer.
698
00:35:40.039 --> 00:35:42.199
I'm a cool guy because kids want to do that.
699
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:44.840
I wanted a black one, but this one was cheaper.
700
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:46.519
Really, I'm surprised.
701
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:50.320
Okay, they probably just had more of these.
702
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:54.400
Yeah, I mean it fits your like whole like apartment.
703
00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:58.239
You would choose a pretty one.
704
00:35:58.559 --> 00:35:59.559
Yeah, it's it's horrible.
705
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:01.880
Yeah, dude, you should you should get something like you
706
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.599
should get like the band around it. Fucking like I'm.
707
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:06.719
Gonna tie a scarf around it?
708
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:06.920
Is that?
709
00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:07.519
Okay?
710
00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:15.519
Yeah? Yeah, sharpie that white ring like pink or something
711
00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:18.960
red gold? That would be kind of actually that better?
712
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:19.960
Yeah that would be cool.
713
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:21.960
A sharpie gold around that would be sick.
714
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:24.639
No, I would just get gold vinyl and I would
715
00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:26.639
just lay it on top of it, all right.
716
00:36:26.679 --> 00:36:29.960
Yeah whatever, fancy now.
717
00:36:30.039 --> 00:36:31.960
Yeah, this is much better and it helps my setup
718
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:34.559
in general too. It's less USB cables. I feel like
719
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:37.440
you guys can hear me better. My only gripe is
720
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:40.320
that this bitch is like a USB A like it's
721
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:43.840
the small USB. It's like, oh, this is old technology.
722
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:45.679
It should be a.
723
00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:50.079
C USB C yeah, as long as long as it works.
724
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:51.880
But it does throw you off a little bit. Like
725
00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:53.800
I thought I got good equipment.
726
00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:56.760
Here, Yeah, I thought I got something new, just like ship.
727
00:36:56.639 --> 00:36:59.159
Like that that still has that charging port or whatever
728
00:36:59.360 --> 00:37:01.280
is from is from China.
729
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:06.159
Yeah, they're gonna come out with one fucking later this year.
730
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:07.559
That's gonna have the USBC.
731
00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:10.480
We're on, Like, fuck, yeah, now I got to get
732
00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:10.960
a new one.
733
00:37:11.239 --> 00:37:11.679
I looked.
734
00:37:11.719 --> 00:37:13.000
I looked at it, and I was just like, did
735
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:14.760
I get a fake one? I think I got a
736
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:16.000
fake one.
737
00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:21.360
I mean, I don't mind it. I think probably the
738
00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:24.559
reason they did that is I think most people when
739
00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:27.599
they have like a desktop like this, they still have
740
00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:31.559
more usba's than c's. M M. Because I only have
741
00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:33.719
one in this it's up top here.
742
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:37.920
No, but even to connect to the actual microphone should
743
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:40.960
be USBC, Like I don't like connecting the all the
744
00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:45.400
USBs to the anything, what you know, Like it should
745
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:48.159
be a you like, I shouldn't have to find how
746
00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:49.840
to put it in the right way. I should just
747
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:51.559
put it in, you know what I mean.
748
00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:54.679
This is the most white privilege I've ever heard.
749
00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:57.519
Carlos, Oh my god, they let him get another shot off.
750
00:37:57.519 --> 00:38:00.760
Now those point point seven seconds left and we lost
751
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:04.679
the game. Damn man, fuck the Rockets. I know why
752
00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:06.119
they wanted to win this game. It was the It
753
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:06.639
was the coach.
754
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:09.320
It's their job because.
755
00:38:11.480 --> 00:38:14.000
No, because the Rockets are not actually in the championship,
756
00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:17.039
They're not going to win a championship, not with that attue.
757
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:19.239
They're They're like, well, I don't want the Rockets to
758
00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:20.679
win a championship. Why would I want that?
759
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:24.360
So the Rockets because they're in a song.
760
00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:28.519
Let me, let me, let me tell you why the
761
00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:30.440
Rockets really wanted to win this game.
762
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:32.800
At least, ude, shouldn't you say this for your other podcast?
763
00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:34.440
At least in everything?
764
00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:38.880
At least I didn't The coach is because he got
765
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:45.840
fired from the Celtics. Bullshit, fuck you a men Thompson.
766
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:48.719
Dramas bitch.
767
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:50.840
Yeah, it's because he got fired for a cheat on
768
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:51.360
his wife.
769
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:59.480
You can get fired for that. That's crazy, dude. Well,
770
00:38:59.639 --> 00:39:03.000
I mean, he had you steal from the company, but
771
00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:07.320
you shouldn't get fired for fucking someone else a wedding.
772
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:08.360
I think it was.
773
00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:12.239
I think it was more of like accusations and they
774
00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:13.559
just didn't want it to get any.
775
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:15.079
Get fired for gossip.
776
00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:18.199
That's crazy, dude. Yeah, at that level.
777
00:39:18.280 --> 00:39:20.679
Yeah, man, I.
778
00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:22.920
Think I think he was hitting on like the GM's
779
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:23.880
wife or some ship.
780
00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:25.679
Hell yeah, dog.
781
00:39:26.119 --> 00:39:28.119
At my job, they don't even fire you for stealing
782
00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:33.199
from the company, Like not this time. Is this your
783
00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:35.000
first write up? Okay, don't do it again.
784
00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:41.960
Yeah, it's hard to find new people, that's so true.
785
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.000
Good health is so hard hard to find.
786
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:47.280
But trust and believe. If you suck, they're gonna be like,
787
00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:48.159
get the fuck out of here.
788
00:39:48.360 --> 00:39:50.239
Yeah, any any moment.
789
00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:56.000
Yeah, like if you cost the company money and it
790
00:39:56.119 --> 00:39:58.920
made them look stupid, you're out for sure.
791
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:01.679
To make sense, you get fired for hitting on the
792
00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:02.559
boss's wife or.
793
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:07.199
Something, and you're fucking annoying. They're just like those guys.
794
00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:08.159
Man.
795
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:10.239
Yeah, but we have to have like a legitimate reason.
796
00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:12.079
No, no, no, that was last year we got a
797
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:18.039
new president. All right, y'all, we've had we've had a
798
00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:19.239
long day. Should we wrap up?
799
00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:23.719
I was looking at the news articles that you put
800
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:30.519
in the thing. But there's a sperm topic, so we
801
00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:32.800
can talk about sperm topic.
802
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:38.719
From Uh oh, I can't open it. You got it
803
00:40:38.760 --> 00:40:40.519
open already.
804
00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:47.320
Uh yes, yeah, lab grown sperm and eggs may soon
805
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:51.719
allow parents to customize their future children. H F e
806
00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:54.400
A held a meeting last week and announced the scientists
807
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:58.960
are close to growing human eggs and sperm in a lab, so.
808
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:00.840
That means you can get us synth to human.
809
00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:03.599
Yeah. I thought we were already doing this.
810
00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:07.199
No, that's why. That's why it costs some Like, that's
811
00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:10.679
why they pay you so much to donate sperm and
812
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:12.559
eggs and stuff. We're not just growing them. We're not
813
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:13.840
just three D printing them yet.
814
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:15.280
Have you donated sperm?
815
00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:17.679
No, they can't afford me.
816
00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:22.480
Yeah, absolutely, they can't afford you.
817
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:23.320
They can't.
818
00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:26.599
I won't accept yours. They're like, we got a lot
819
00:41:26.639 --> 00:41:31.320
of your kind. No, I mean just on earth, Like
820
00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:34.440
there's a lot of you guys. We don't need anyone.
821
00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:36.559
Yeah. I don't see why I would not.
822
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:40.400
You wouldn't, No, because I don't want it to come
823
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:40.960
back to.
824
00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:43.519
No, you come in the cump.
825
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:45.840
I don't.
826
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:52.639
But but there's about those synthetic children. Do you think
827
00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:55.320
they're gonna find out one day that they are synthetic?
828
00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:58.639
They're going to rise up start a synthetic children army.
829
00:41:59.119 --> 00:41:59.760
Yeah.
830
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:02.119
If I don't grow past the age of like twelve,
831
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:07.239
and twelve in Oh dang twelve year old army.
832
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:10.599
Yeah, dude, but like that that would be funny though,
833
00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:14.079
because it's like when they find out and they're teenagers
834
00:42:14.079 --> 00:42:15.840
and they're acting up. But you guys aren't even my
835
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:18.760
real parents, you know.
836
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:21.360
I don't know the idea to customize my kid though.
837
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:24.239
That seems cool, That seems like but I imagine it.
838
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:26.039
It's like Need for Speed Underground where I get to
839
00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:27.239
like put a bodykit on my kid.
840
00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:32.239
Dude, it's like making your character in Hogwarts.
841
00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:35.559
Yeah, yeah, dude, I don't know.
842
00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:38.880
I don't know how I feel about that. As a
843
00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:40.960
white person, I have to put my foot down on
844
00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:43.800
This is a little too close to eugenics.
845
00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:46.559
There cannot be a superior, superior race.
846
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:52.239
And the parents will be all PC about it too.
847
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:54.639
It's like, oh, we throwing a little mix of black
848
00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:57.679
in there. Maybe some No, they'll go the other way there.
849
00:42:57.760 --> 00:42:59.440
They'll be like, we want to make sure our kid
850
00:42:59.519 --> 00:43:00.599
looks like us.
851
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:02.119
Oh, you're right, yeah.
852
00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:04.559
I want my kids so white that he's transparent. I
853
00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:06.960
want to be able to see his veins and his nerves.
854
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:10.880
I want my son to look like he's from the
855
00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:12.440
seventeen hundreds Ireland.
856
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:15.840
How much does someone what what reasonable amount of money?
857
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:19.960
William Henderson, would you accept? What's the lowest amount that
858
00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:23.199
you accept to donate your sperm? And this is like
859
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:25.920
double blind. They can't track it back to you anyway.
860
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:27.039
So they can't. Is that true?
861
00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:29.559
Or you say that's true, it's true. That's why they
862
00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:29.800
do that.
863
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:32.159
No, man, that's what that move, that fucking Vince Fawn
864
00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:35.119
movie was about. Man, he had like fucking the switch.
865
00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:35.960
Change or whatever.
866
00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:36.880
No, no, no, no, no, no.
867
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:39.000
No, it was I don't know what it was called.
868
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:42.400
It was Vince Vaughn. Is that what it's called. No,
869
00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:46.480
But like he donates sperm and then like all the.
870
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:47.599
Years wedding smashers.
871
00:43:48.000 --> 00:43:50.159
No, I think something, Daddy, I think it is like.
872
00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:52.599
I don't remember, I'll look it up before after we
873
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:56.199
But anyway, he like donates sperm and then all years later,
874
00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:58.480
all these people want to find out who their biological
875
00:43:58.559 --> 00:44:00.559
father is, so they come find him, and I was like,
876
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:02.400
I don't I would never want that. I would never
877
00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:05.320
want twenty people being like, you think you're my dad
878
00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:07.719
and then like you.
879
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:11.239
Can probably check a box because like in them telling
880
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:14.719
who you are might be like a hippo violation. I
881
00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:17.400
mean maybe, but I don't know, like I want them
882
00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:18.000
to find me.
883
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:22.599
But at some point, like I feel like sleuths can
884
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:24.559
figure like you can go like twenty three and meters
885
00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:27.440
and fucking go to like Ellis Island and look up yourself.
886
00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:29.719
Don't know, like you know what I'm saying, Like you can,
887
00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:32.519
like I feel like you can backtrack it somehow, like
888
00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:36.599
oh I was donated at this I don't know, but anyway,
889
00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:42.320
like one time, like one one time and get out,
890
00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:44.239
or like I'm a repeat offender.
891
00:44:44.559 --> 00:44:47.159
You have you have to donate on two separate occasions
892
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:48.639
to get this amount.
893
00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:55.239
This amount, it wouldn't have to be too much. I'm
894
00:44:55.280 --> 00:44:57.760
gonna say, t fifteen.
895
00:44:57.360 --> 00:45:02.119
Grand, that's too much. I I was thinking, like a
896
00:45:02.199 --> 00:45:03.679
thousand dollars, dude.
897
00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:05.119
No, it's gonna have to be more than a grand.
898
00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:08.159
Really, the things that would do for a grand.
899
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:11.000
Well, you you can go jerk off at the they
900
00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:19.039
want your come they I don't know, I wonder what,
901
00:45:19.119 --> 00:45:21.199
like is there like a questionnaire? Do they take a
902
00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:24.119
picture of you? Like because surely the person that is
903
00:45:24.280 --> 00:45:27.760
getting your jizz injected into them gets like.
904
00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:30.559
A say right, They're like I don't want them black anything,
905
00:45:30.599 --> 00:45:31.920
but black man just don't.
906
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:33.800
Yeah, they're gonna be like, what are your hobbies? I'm
907
00:45:33.840 --> 00:45:37.400
like D and D World of Warcraft. We don't nobody's
908
00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:41.239
gonna want you. Data indicates that nobody wants a fucking
909
00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:42.360
dork for a kid.
910
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:44.599
We have plenty of those.
911
00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:48.599
Yeah, delivery Man taking over the world. We need like
912
00:45:48.760 --> 00:45:50.039
Hulk hunks, dude.
913
00:45:51.079 --> 00:45:53.880
Delivery Man is the name of the movie delivery Man.
914
00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:56.199
There it is, see told you in case anyone wants
915
00:45:56.239 --> 00:46:01.400
to watch it. Delivery Daddy started with a you were close.
916
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:02.960
Yeah, so did so did the plot.
917
00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:08.079
But yeah, I wanted to be like in amount where
918
00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:11.199
it's like like I don't know, knowing that it's not
919
00:46:11.239 --> 00:46:13.599
going to be traced back to me. I guess.
920
00:46:14.880 --> 00:46:17.199
Saying it's like a scratch one per load.
921
00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:18.800
Can I do that one per load.
922
00:46:18.760 --> 00:46:21.039
Two five hundred when you show up, and then five
923
00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:25.039
hundred when you're done with the second one five one login.
924
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:27.599
I think that's how it works, like some weird shit
925
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:30.559
like that, when you donate bone marrow, you have to
926
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:33.239
you get like an amount in the beginning, a large amount,
927
00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:35.079
and then you have to return like three more times
928
00:46:35.079 --> 00:46:37.800
and they give you whatever the rest is in in
929
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:39.079
those three installments.
930
00:46:39.199 --> 00:46:42.840
When I donated plasma in college, you could go twice
931
00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:45.079
a week. The first time you got twenty five and
932
00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:46.679
the second time you got thirty five.
933
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:51.119
Damn, that's not enough. That's too much to inconvenience.
934
00:46:50.599 --> 00:46:55.280
My day weed for the week the week. Yeah, dude,
935
00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:57.000
it was in college. I could figure it out. Then
936
00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:05.000
what else? What? Oh, you know, you know you not
937
00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:07.960
donated plasma or anything like that before. I assume, But
938
00:47:08.039 --> 00:47:10.199
like they have like they obviously like take all your information,
939
00:47:10.400 --> 00:47:12.960
like take your blood type and all that bullshit. They
940
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:15.800
like make you like sign in with your fingerprint on
941
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:20.079
through their system. And uh, I had this funny image
942
00:47:20.079 --> 00:47:21.840
when we were talking about the sperm bank. Is like
943
00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:23.639
instead of your fingerprint, you just have to go put
944
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:25.880
your dick on the Like.
945
00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:29.519
It's like a facial recognition.
946
00:47:29.360 --> 00:47:30.360
Not scanning.
947
00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:32.559
It's just like an eye scanner for.
948
00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:39.000
Your cannot scan Try again, penis too small.
949
00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:42.719
Try shave your pubes.
950
00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:45.880
You have foreskin.
951
00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:54.920
Just being pressed up against the glass of it just
952
00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:56.280
looks like you're putting your face.
953
00:47:56.079 --> 00:48:02.199
Through to sign in, it has to be flat, completely flat.
954
00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:05.360
So it's just like this.
955
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.280
You had to open up the skin and put it
956
00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:10.199
around the sensor.
957
00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:17.880
Ah, that's great, all right, let's get out of here.
958
00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:21.360
All right, great talk, Love you guys.
959
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:22.440
Peace.
960
00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:33.719
You're really gonna make me literally rabble. We got Carlos.
961
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:37.719
George sitting around smoking all the weed, acting like clowns.
962
00:48:37.719 --> 00:48:40.159
We got all that alcohol and all the plus and
963
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:43.039
then we'll go sit around shit chat like some cuts.
964
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:47.760
Either way, what can't I say. It's the middle of
965
00:48:47.840 --> 00:48:50.039
the day. Yeah, we're just a little slats it. We're
966
00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:52.599
just a little high money the way we are the
967
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:54.039
Three Buddy System guys,