Twenty One

Andy Wells: We still cool. OK, still cool. Gargo shorts, tattoos, we still cool. ⁓ yeah. Here we go. My name is Andy Wells. And as usual, my homeboy, my brother from another mother, Mr. John Myers. Always here, man. Always. Ready to go. Ready to go. You can't get enough of it. Nope. Man, you know, I feel like we've taken a little break. We have. And, you we had to recharge. We had a cheer. All sorts of stuff going on, but now we're back. Yes. Now we're back on track. Back in that routine. Back in it. So what's new in your world? Hey man, there's a new rap, rap beef. I don't know if you've heard about it. You know I haven't. And you know it's some old guys. It's TI and 50 Cent. ⁓ Yeah. All right. All right. Tell me about So apparently... They were talking about doing a versus. Remember I told you about the cash money, no limit versus where they kind of just get together and do songs back and forth. So apparently they're talking about doing a versus. So the plan was for TI to kind of talk about it and then 50 cent was going to come later and kind of promote it and stuff. So TI starts kind of playing it up in some interviews because he just put out a new song. 50 cent was nowhere to be heard from. So TI kind of called him out. 50 cent posted a very unflattering picture of his woman. Oh no. Yes. So, no. So now the, the rumors have been T I was about to drop a diss track. So I'm sitting back and enjoy it, man. You know, I'm Yeah. 50 cent. What? He shot like 27,000 times. It's good. I like 50 cent. I like to, yeah. Oh, and 50 cent is the pettiest of the petty. Yeah, he made a documentary about did he go to jail? Yeah, that's true. He is all in for some stuff. It's just a big bowl of click mate. That's what's Well, interesting. let's just let me talk to 50 Cent and TI right now. We don't need to go back to the 90s and handle things the way they did. ⁓ Shout out to Tupac, baby. Y'all just get mad at each other and be some keyboard, keyboard warriors. Yeah, man. Let's put out some good music. Let's put out some cool diss tracks that we can all be like, Yes. That's what we want. That's what I want. I want to be able to go, My kids will be looking at me like, What are you doing? ⁓ think, whoa, something glitched there. I'm not sure where we left off. We got kind of kicked out. think maybe Joey bro heard us. and he kicked a motor or something and got it and chucked it all the way over here. Dang it. We had some great stuff we were just talking about. I've already forgotten about, but yeah, maybe we can get back on that. But anyway, anyway, JB, while I was going to say I was definitely talking about the nunchucks. Yes. stop it. You know, I'm going to send you some videos of people that actually use them that aren't frisbees, right? Okay. And it's quite different than what you're seeing. Mr. Brodo. Now I did recently see he did do an under the legs maneuver. ⁓ yeah. Did you see that? And he's adding the legs back. He's added that because you never know when someone's going to attack you and you have to defend yourself with the under the leg. Yeah. shot. Somebody goes for the B hole. They could be going for the B hole or the front. They could be going for the test. Yeah. Ease. Yeah, they could. And you have to be able to be from up here. You gotta get down. You gotta get down. I can't do it in a chair. You get this fast hands and then you just grab it and block with your left hand. Cause speaking of fast hands with those nunchucks, he probably would be pretty good at pickleball. Yeah. I think you're right. He's good at everything. I think he's hooping now, I've seen it. So that jump shot. Yeah. Jump shot. He damn it boy. Boy. Nothing but net. Nothing but net. He is a, I mean, he's got it now. He's going to tell, he's probably already told everyone he used to play in the NBA. I would assume or play college and he probably, you know, he had to, had to go work, but he would have been, you know, If they, if they didn't have a long hair policy, he would have been in the NBA. And it's probably, you know, coaching by now would be my guess. anyway, let's get to these, ⁓ these comments from our posts from like, ⁓ three months ago. Yeah, let's do it. ⁓ that people just can't stop commenting on our Joey bro posts. Yes, that's one from three weeks ago. So about two months into after we posted it, where's the puke emoji. Did they add a puke? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I love it. Here's a good one from just two days ago. Yeah. He's a punk. He's a punk. Just to the point. Here's one that's case these, this person, Tina Lynn. Yeah. to come at us. Oh, this is the one of the people that got mad at us. don't have enough followers to be supporting Joey bro. Oh, excuse us. Yeah, sorry. He's a lying talentless, not cool in all caps. She yelled. He kind of threw it back to our still cool. Kinda ⁓ not cool. Not cool. I see what you did. This is very creative and it took you a lot of time to make this post. It says you're not doing yourself any favors. No, no, but what's her name again? Tina Lynn. Tina Lynn. We know we're not doing ourselves any favors. don't know. mean, we don't. That's not certainly didn't think a favor was going to be happening. We're here to give a favor to you. Yeah. To have a post to comment on. Yes. Yeah. At 3 AM about Joey Bro from three months ago. That's why we're here. To give you something to do to him. That's right. So. Oh, listen. Beth Hensley had a lot of time on her hands four weeks ago. Beth, what'd you say, Beth? Beth wants us to please list the good things about him. Okay. He lives in a rundown trailer. Oh. It was dry humped his microphone. He sings like a cat die. He isn't a musician. He cannot play one instrument. Can't sing without a karaoke machine in front of him. So since he is legendary in idiot's eyes, where is this tour date? Let me know. Cause I'll buy a ticket. Yeah. And why don't he make personal appearances or meet and greets, which he did in Nashville. Well, some. Conference some way. I ⁓ we've been for a long time. Yeah, he did He was probably he was visiting something and he didn't have a booth or anything ⁓ apparently his own kids hate him unverified. I'm very bad Hensley. I don't know ⁓ Sickening as can be stolen valor. That's my main problem. Well, that would be a problem for me, too If that's true, I don't know anything. I've never heard him say anything about that. He's been a war Yeah, I haven't either but if he is doing that garbage, yeah You get zero. and Beth Hensley is going to make sure to tell everyone she knows not to follow. ⁓ good. Well, we just lost four people. Hang it up. We lost four people. Hang it up. Beth. Well, maybe Beth will give us another try. Cause I do agree with you on the stolen valor stuff. If that is true, then I'm going to have a serious problem. Yeah. Yeah. That's all the other stuff is funny. He can be that way, but if he is going around doing that. Telling people he was in the military. That's not cool. That's then he's trash. Yeah. But like I said, I don't know. We'll have to ask our friend. That's the expert on Joey bro. Yeah. Yeah, we should. Who is that? Uh, uh, Ryan. Oh, We're ask Ryan. Expert poker player. Ryan B. Yeah, Ryan B. We're gonna talk to Ryan B. Ryan B. R. Ryan B. R. We got two Ryan B's. Speaking of, uh, Speaking of that man, I'm pulling this out. I'm putting it right here It looks empty. It does look empty. Look at look what's back here. What is back here Santa Claus came. ⁓ Jesus it's back here our cupid. It's it's close to Valentine's cupid left us a little gift back here Now I was trying to tell you this earlier But we've got a well first shout out Jacob tally Yeah. Shout out Jacob. So, man, he brought this, ⁓ to basketball game. ⁓ we were playing basketball and he showed up with this, this beer called Gentile cake from parish brewing. thank you, JT. Yeah, man. Shout out from parish brewing. Of course, you know, we are in no way affiliated or sponsored by, ⁓ parish brewing yet. Yeah. But, ⁓ we're certainly big fans. It does look good. And of course, if you're going to drink, please drink responsibly and never drink and drive. And I'm loving the color I'm seeing on this beer. And I have to tell you one fun fact about the beer. So I'm not in the mic. Okay. First, first thing listed on the flavors. Bananas foster. Yes. Yes. We know bananas foster. Let's move back to a B debt. And bourbon barrels. Banana. Oh, that's going to be tasty. Yeah. Cinnamon, Madagascar vanilla. Thank you guys. If it was not from Madagascar, we're not drinking this. Mr. Talley would never bring something He would never give us some filth like that. He wants non-Madagascar vanilla. Yeah. Shout out Madagascar. 13 % alcohol, so it's close out. All right. All right. Great. Anyway, Gentile cake. Paris Brewing, let's give it a shot. let's test it out. Cheers. That's tasty. It is tasty. That's going to be another one that I put up in the dangerous category because I can normally, I can't drink any sort of stout or really dark beer quickly. Yeah. I could drink this one quick. Yeah. It's got a it's got some sweet notes in there. could definitely put this down, man. Yeah. Definitely like a dessert beer. Yeah. Very good. I'm digging it. ⁓ yeah. Yeah, it's a good one, man. So uber should sponsor beers still cool kinda approved The Gentile Kate. Yeah still cool kind of approved definitely and I would definitely buy this one again Chantilly chantilly cake Chantilly it is it is is Chantilly Chantilly cake Chantilly cake. What is it Kate Chantilly? ⁓ yeah Gentilly cake. can't read. Yeah, very delicious. Thanks JT. We'll have another one that we're going to try and keep them coming guys. If you know me, you know, we'll try. We'll try anything. Unless it's an IPA. I'm not touching that garbage. Yeah. And I have friends of mine. They're going be like, if I wanted to drink the inside of a farmhouse, send them to me. Yeah, you take it. Just, don't like it. I'm sure the beer's great until you get to the aftertaste and then the aftertaste is, that's what I don't care for. I like it. I don't, it doesn't bother me. I like it. I enjoy it. All right, well we got that. That's great. strokes, different folks. Different strokes, different folks. throbs. Boy throbs. Yeah, everybody has their own thing. They sure do. Well, anyway, back to Joey, bro. Yeah. Cause I really have more to say about I love talking JB. Mr. Bro. Let's do it. So we're gonna talk about Mr. Bro a little bit more. So. The, the nunchuck thing, like I said, it's got to go. See, like it. think it's funny. I can't because he just recently put a new one out where he's showing that new move. And I'm like, if you look at a person that really uses that, what, first of all, nobody uses that weapon anymore. No. Look, shout out to all the ninjas. I don't know about, I'm sure you guys are doing it. I don't know if it was a, unless it's in some kind of a karate competition. I mean, I can't even remember if the ninja used it. I'm trying to remember if that's a Japanese weapon or Chinese weapon. I'm not sure. To me, the bad asses were the samurai. Oh yeah. They had a sword and a katana maybe. No, no. is the smaller sword called? I don't know. But they always had two. had their long and then they had a short one. I want to say it's a dirt, but that can't be right. have no idea. Could be a katana. Not important, but anyway. Hey man, pull that sword out and do some tricks, okay? Yeah. Yeah. That's legit. But the Numb Chuck, I mean I'm not saying I want to stand and get hit in the face with it by someone that knows how to use it or doesn't know how to use it. It's just the wrong thing to be showing. I'd like to see him do the bowstaff. I'd laugh just as hard. ⁓ Anything, man. And what's his friend thinking about that right now? He's not giving a shout out to his buddy. He doesn't have his buddy up there doing bowstaff tricks. What's up with that? If I've talked about you being a skill in the bow staff, you know, we'd be doing together. Yeah, we'd be killing squirrels. Yeah. ⁓ yes How's your squirrel problem? I solved man. Yeah so far. Yeah, they the guys came back. They put up the metal. Yeah side. ⁓ Fingers crossed. How many do you you have it? How many think you trapped up there? I know I trapped well I think it was just one that I trapped when I put that wire. Yeah, but you saved him Well, the exterminator guy saved him. Yeah. Do you save him in front of you or do you take him off somewhere and save it? I wasn't home when he home. Oh boy. It's in a video. Could be some. He was moving slow. Might be one squirrel boot being made right now. The left boot. The squirrel hide. The squirrel tail hat. The slipper. Joey Bro's had a squirrel tail hat on. There's no way. Well, Joey, Joey, there's no way he didn't. That's what I mean. Joey bro most likely grew up, you know, loving Davy Crockett. That was his, you know, King of the Wild Frontier. That was probably his, his hero, which is fine. ⁓ We're not judging you. Yeah, not judging you. Davy Crockett was great man. Cool dude. I'm sure. Shout out Davy. Yeah. Who's the bowie? David Bowie. There's Charles Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie knife. Rambo. have a Bowie festival in Vidalia. Do Where I grew up. Yeah, the Bowie festival. Apparently he like spent some time there. I want to go. When is that? Is it just knives? I honestly don't know if they still do it or not. Dudes walking around with Bowie knives. They do have cases full of knives. purchase. You know how when you go on vacation like to the beach or whatever, they've got that one case in the back of all the gift shops like the knives and stuff. sure do. Yeah. With the little key. Yeah. You guys gotta go get the key. There's some guy with the with long hair pulled back back there. Ready to show you all the knives. It's a knife dealer. Knives. Yeah. He came in specifically to sell those knives. He's the new. ⁓ you need to look at the knives. ⁓ Let me get, ⁓ Tex. Tex. Tex. Hey, hey, hey in the back. Get the key, get the little key. Okay, he wants to look at R9. R9, yeah, yeah, seven inch. That's what they did. That's what you need on a trip to the Gulf Coast. Yeah, of course. It's right next to the seaside, the seashell key chains with children's names on them. It's right there. Make sure you get them. What about the inappropriate t-shirts? I love that. I love it. I love walking through there and just reading them. Me too. It's so good. Me too. Can't wear them. No, I would never buy it, but it's funny to look at. Yeah, I've seen some great ones. That's so, some of them are just so bad. We need to come up with some of those slogans for the next episode. We really should. out some of those t-shirts that they sell at the beach. I think you're right. Yeah, that would be funny. ⁓ We should start a contest on the socials. Who can come up with the best t-shirt slogan? And then we'll wear those t-shirts. Yeah. For a week. I'll wear it. Everywhere. Even at work. have to wear it underneath you underneath your jacket underneath L. Pharmacio. That's ⁓ Spanish for pharmacist. I'm aware. Bilingual. Hey, all right. Yeah, that's funny. ⁓ I forgot what I was going to say already. ⁓ the Olympics, man. We haven't talked about the Olympics at all. Have you watched one? No. Well, It's going be a really quick conversation. It'd be quick. So I know the hockey team won, but that mean I didn't have a good thing. I'm so pumped about the hockey team winning. I'm not going to lie. Pretty pumped about that. Yeah. Yeah. Cause you know, Canada done with Canada. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're not a fan. I'm done with the border. The Canadian border. I'll tell you that right now. Anywho, those guys are never in a good mood. They're never in a good mood. Yeah. So I watched the loose. ⁓ yeah. Which, which one did the single, the single, but I saw a video of the double be fun. That's the double looks like it could be fun. Who for who is the double fun? mean, it depends on, on what you like. I would be top or bottom. How's that going to work? Okay. All right. Let's, let's back this up. Somebody's on the loose, right? They're like, yeah, man, let me jump down on this death sled. Malay on my back with my feet hanging off the front, my hands up on the side like this. Like I'm just gonna, and then we're gonna go. Hold on for dear life. Praying that I can turn my butt a certain way to make me maybe make this turn right. Like I still don't quite understand how they steer. I think they drop a foot somewhere, maybe a hand does something. I'm not a hundred percent sure. ⁓ You know, do that. They get to the end, they've survived. And then one guy looks at another guy says, you know, it'd be fun. Yeah. is if you also did this with me, but you lay on my lap. Oh yeah. Like not, not sit up together, straddle each other. Not like the Bob slide ride next to no lay on top of me. And the other guy looked at him and said, Oh, that's a great idea. Great idea. think that would be so much fun. We should together and practice this a lot. should practice it. And then when they were practicing it, they were like, you know what we need? Super thin skin tight outfits. We should wear those that have been, ⁓ breaking and tearing apart at the, at the Olympics. Apparently pictures of some wardrobe malfunction. Well, and what's where they break in the back. Yeah. I mean, so that sounds great, buddy. Let's basically be skin to skin and you make sure you lay down. with your butt in my lap and your head right in there. Cause they don't do it. It's like his head's on it. He's down here in this weird. Yeah. This gotta be a shorter guy on top. I bet. Yeah, I bet. So that's what she said. you that right now. Well, anyway, I think we're going to end on that note. Cause we have definitely run out of time and I also have to check and make sure we didn't have a problem with the first session of this. Get our luge. Yeah, we gotta go. We gotta jump out and get our double luge. So look out around Baton Rouge around the hills. You're going to see that next year in the Olympics. Four years from now. I will be bottom because I'm All right, everybody. Until next time, I'm out. Peace.