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Sam VR seus Sam. Hope to see
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there and, as always, I
want you to remember to have a great
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life. Thank you very much.
Hey, guys, thank you for being
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here. First of all, going
to get you anything? Water? Coffee?
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You? Yeah, Y'all are to
be up sick. You. You
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live in Washington. How are you
supposed to get US waters? Great,
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Greg, great, so good.
How are you doing? You doing good,
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everything good. I feel like you're
not listening to anything. Yeah,
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I guess. Yeah, I'm good. What's going on? Man, great,
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great, good to hear. Good
to hear. I have a lot
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to go over with you got a
lot of business, a lot of business,
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business. Well, these are the
businesses right here, all the businesses.
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He printed out. The business is
called business. We've never what business
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we never talked about business. Yeah, Sam, why are you being weird?
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I'm always weird. No, like
you're being like weird, weird,
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not, he is always a weird
so weird. We need to talk about
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season two. Sam Versus Sam.
It's coming up and we got sweeps week.
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Okay, sweet sweek. Look,
sweet sleep sweek, you know,
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like sweeps the thing, Sam,
this is a youtube channel. They don't
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have sweep sweet and there are no
Nielsen boxes. Okay, so I've been
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going over the data. I feel
like for season four we need a bit
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of a shake season for season for
what? Data? I thought this was
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season two. Okay, it's been
look down the business. It's been a
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really tough decision for me. But
we're approaching the end of your contracts and
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they think that for season five we're
going to be recast. Season Five,
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you just said fucking season for.
What are you talking about? Also,
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contracts? What, like we did
in sign a fuck, yeah, I
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never signed a contract. Yeah,
what, I'd listen, it's been a
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really great six season run, but
just for some freshness, we're going to
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go with new actors next season.
Sam, neither of US are actors.
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Were Yeah, people, yeah,
as much as I would like to break
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into the Hollywood scene. I'm not
an actor. What are you talking about?
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No, listen that, I I
know this can't be easy. So
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I really appreciate you taking this so
well. It means a lot. What
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are you what are you talking about? Yeah, okay, look, okay,
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here's here. Let me pick the
business back up, because this is
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all you's gotta take a business that
guy's gotta be yeah, so, so
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here's some day. We got some
day to reporting call specifically for you from
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what? So specifically for Cole.
We're looking at a more kind of conservative
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slant on the character of Cold Duncan
and Zach. They're wanting a more liberal
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edge from you, and I just
don't think that's something either of you can
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embody. So we just need to
move into a different direction. Yeah,
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they're right, because people in hell
a wh ice water. Yeah, fuck
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that shot out. Yeah, I'm
got your final checks going to be in
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the mail this week, checks,
since we're telling us. Listen, a
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zero dollar check still a check.
So still never see one? Well,
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that's okay, because a final check
can also be an only check. This
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is bullshit. This is yeah,
this is dumb. No, save dolt
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of anymore. Hello, friends,
thank you for joining me today, and
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I'm glad you did, because I've
got something pretty very few and that is
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another episode of the versus vidcast.
It's me and I'm here, as all
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is, with my friends. First
of all, I've got Zack James and
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cold Duncan. It's me, cool. I drink alcohol. That's my fucking
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personality. Can you for like,
listen. You are you are the new
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actors for a new generation of this
fucking shows, generation I called biling.
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What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
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Go fucking block out of the fucking
other room, like what do you
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want to go? fucking Prattlez some
pretentious bullshit the French, Cole. You
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have, fucking idiot, years of
data of my former actors to go off
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of. You can't be professional for
one fucking second. fucking data. Yeah,
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what actors? What are you talking
about? That you got the first
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seventeen seasons of SAM versus ham to
go off of for the first time.
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It fuck is seventeen seasons, quote
unquote, Cole and I are on the
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same fucking page, because your dumb
ass did some fucking research and they wanted
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you guys as the actors. WHOO, character. Who is doing? Who
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is you? The data, but
WHO's busy? The data, data,
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it's over there. Now look what
you did. I listen, I this
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is fucking and I can't do this. This is insane. All right,
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good, you know what by.
Yeah, that's so, it's fine.
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All right, so, now that
the fucking bullshit done cold, that's fucking
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cool. was a horace heresy trailer. Dude, it so cool. Dude.
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Hello, friends, thank you for
me today and I've got something pretty
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here for you, and that is
another episode. The first is bid cast.
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I'm here with Za. Can Call
who's who, who knows, to
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the next week to find out it. As you're watching, this is April
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fool's Day. Hey, pro pro
fools with how we do a little bit
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of a a little bit of a
gags and wet things off. We yeah,
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okay, I thought we would do
a little bit of a Cag and
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Y'all thought it was funny. So, anyway, thank you for joining us
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again. We're back for another episode
house things. How sweeps going? I
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legit don't know what sweeps those but
I always I always hear it like cool
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sweeps week and all that, but
it's usually the form of some fucking like
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Sitcom that I'm watching. Yeah,
so I do. So. I actually
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when I when I wrote that joke, I looked up what sweeps week was
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in so sweeps week is actually like
a month where Nielsen goes out and like
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sends these how it started was they
would send these journals to very fine filled
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out like nils and journal. We
were and family at one point. Yeah,
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so it's it's the time when Nielsen
sends out these journals for people to
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specifically detail what they like and don't
like about the TV they watch. Josh
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and so TV shows and TV networks
are like, we have to do the
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best. They did Mosby can do
they don't. Usually, I know,
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as they listen to me, we
would still have street sharks, but fucking
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hey, they listen to me,
we'd be at Stoff the yard two thousand
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and twenty two this time, even
though I'm not. If they listen to
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me, mystic knife of Tiernanagua was
still be on television. So you yelsen.
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Yeah, fuck nails. And what
the FUCK DOES NIELSEN DO? Except
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for Leslie Nielsen. He was a
national. Tresley Nielsen Helsen. May he
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rest in peace. All right,
he's the only Nielsen I'm okay with.
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I'm sure there are other people the
last name Neielsen that I'm fine with,
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but I don't know them right now. Yeah, I know, I know,
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I know. I'm Mike Nelson.
Look, Mike Nielsen, not not.
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Fuck my well, I was saying
it. I was saying they then
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you said liquid metal. I could
like it as as the hords flow.
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As the hords flow, I could
not. Yay, I was an hateful
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to bring them back, and we're
trashing my saying. If you say something
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stupid on this episode, I have
news. A April folds after not just
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like yeah, yeah, I I
you guys. Ever realized that Dick Cheney
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is just the geopolitical embodiment of he
they put one of ours in the hospital.
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We're going to put ten of theirs
in the Morg I thought I just
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been living on the tip of her
mind like week. It's been living tip
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of my mind since when was at
home last. That was that would have
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been a whole other people either march
eighteen of their mark to nineteen is hell.
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I would save it. It just
been fucking our next recording because it's
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not because it's true. I'm finally
enough of that. Even though it might
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be true, I have not thought
about before. So thank you for giving.
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You're not wrong, because my dad
and I last time I was home.
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Yeah, you know, I had
to go home for some less than
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fourteen reasons. But the last part
of it I spent, you know,
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sort of like a regular weekend up
in New York, and by that and
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I just walks up bunch like s
and early s action movies, and one
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of them was one of them was
a movie called executive decision, which is
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a movie with Kurt Russell, John
Leguizzano and Steven seagald. It's really only
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these choice, just way more to
president. No, Um, it's actually
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an action movie. But but it's
one of the few action moves that I've
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ever seen with Steven seagal's character actually
dies in it too. Shit itself die.
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I know. Well, this is
this is the Steven Sigal Gotcha.
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He wasn't. He wasn't, but
while we were watching it, they're like
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the main churs. The main terrorist
was like Iranian or something like that,
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and they were. We just sort
of ripped it like Dick Cheney's Voice of
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like Dick. They take it.
They take of the plane bomb Iran,
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get get K are a line howburton
stocks to go to the moon. Boy
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Actuate. I'm actually very excited.
So they they just, I pretty sure,
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wrapped filming on extraction to I still
need to watch the first one.
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The first one is, the first
one is it's so dumb, but it's
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really good and it's I can't tell
the story I was going to tell then
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because you need to watch it.
So I get the gist of it.
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You go ahead. So so,
I mean, if you don't want to
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hear extraction spoilers, fucking stipp to
spoilers for a Netflix action movie from two
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thousand and twenty string Chris Hemsworth.
Whoops, you seen one, you see
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them all. But it ends,
so I'm pretty sure, and my memory
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might be a little foggy, but
it ends with him getting fucking shot in
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the basically in the throat, and
then jumping into like a dirty river.
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And so so I drink basically tell
go tellico, and I don't know,
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you can actually see the water and
fucking Teleco. So that's that's true.
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I don't think you're able to see
through the water like your Carna. You
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guys weren't. You guys are nothing. There after it is rain. I
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spool that. Still that doesn't count. Yeah, you can. The ring
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kicks up the GOOP and all of
the red. That's but like that's natural.
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But like, if I'm like the
RIP, this was not this was
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not still silts, this was this
was third world water, basically, as
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so Detroit River, say, exactly, or the Hudson River. The Hudson
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River, I have a good story
about the huts over to tell you,
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guys, after you finish your sad. But yeah, so, basically he
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gets shot in the throat and he
jumps into the river to escape. In
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the ideas like how the head sees
dead, the man's dead. Yeah,
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and then you see like a shadow
at the end of the movie that in
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plays that he's for me. Now, now extraction to is coming out and
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I I am very excited about it, but I'm very I'm hype to like.
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I'm hype to see how they explain
the fact that he's alive, and
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I kind of hope they just don't
it and they just do like ten extraction
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movies where he dies at the end
of everyone and just comes. Well,
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I mean it's obviously the biggest thing
you're gonna face. That other than you
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know. I mean if you get
shot in the neck, but it doesn't
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he junkiler, you're crowded your fock, you're gonna be fine. You're going
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to bleed out very quickly, like
you would have those guy hit. So
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the biggest thing he's going to have
to deal with that as a combination of
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blood loss because he gets just got
fucking shot, and infection which you know,
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strong enough. fucking antibiotics. You'll
be fine and we let basin in
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the that being said, it would
be great our medicine. That be great.
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Are that being said, it would
be great if the second we started
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almost like a Wolfenstein to style thing
where he has to escape a hospital but
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he can't like disconnect himself from the
Ivy tree because that's got the fucking blood
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transfusion. Know, all the antibiotics, that all that. What is I
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love? I got to ask,
because what is the sentence? I have
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a story about the Hudson River.
Is Not a sentence time. Well,
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it's actually so. It's less the
Hudson river and more the Hudson Bay.
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It was a video I saw in
two thousand and twenty of this girl.
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They're on a butt, they're on
a boat probably maybe half of Ale,
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quarter of mile off of Liberty Island
and it's nice and sunny in the water
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looks nice and calm and blue at
she jumps in it. which jumps it?
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It's it's just fucking brown real books, you know. So the the
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Hudson River, because obviously that's two
years ago, two years ago from Melgar.
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Yeah, don't know sound for too
well. He's act there. You
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still have to film a video of
you burning snakes revenge. You never did
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that. To do I still I
don't even know if I still have that
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cartridge. Yeah, I was thinking
about the other that the other day.
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And then, as hasn't like doing
old Sary, old reference when we were
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on. I don't even remember what
the what the condition for it was.
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I think you know, I think
it was. I think it was number
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of facebook lights and my hundred.
Yeah, because we so when we were
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doing metal gear Mondays. This was
before before we had even met Cole and
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before Zach was on the show.
Yeah, this way, wayly we were
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just like if we get a hundred
facebook like Zach Zach game said. I
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remember talking about it, like on
the podcast I was just listener. Yeah,
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Zack James said he would light his
copy of snakes revenge on fine,
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I thought I said I shoot it, but it might have been shoot.
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You some answer it might it destroy. I might have been shoot and burn.
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I think we were. I mean
I could do all that and blow
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it up a fucking Tan right nowadays. That's true. Any excuse, use.
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Destroyed with Thailand and ten. Yeah, yes, Oh shit, snakes
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revenge for zero, zero bit so
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That is not a bad idea.
I mean up to ten dollars just
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to for some yeah's destruction content.
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bids. That ends in three days
and twenty hours. So all right,
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see how goes. It'll you guys
don't know what happens when the video pops
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up on on the channel. Oh
my God, I'm gonna get all funk
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attacked out everything to it. I'll
go to, guess, so either my
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buddy's property or for the range that
is Charlotte's Bille, so I can actually
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do some crazy shit to m I
would. I would have it no other
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way. We're not going to talk
about this for very long, but I
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feel like I would be doing a
disservice to myself and the Internet if I
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didn't talk about it. What the
fuck's up with Will Smith? I'm I'm
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not even participating in this fucking conversation. I'm so sick to hear and about
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it already. The Internet really did
beat into the ground. I like,
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I have never seen something that somebody
turning to a meme. Yeah, beaten
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into the ground. Laster, like
an hour I was like, I'm sicker
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here and that within, within,
within, like a cu then the next
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day I'm at work and it's all
I heard anyone fucking talking to. Include
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some there was a group people and
someone was giving almost like a John Madden
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style breakdown. It was the event
up to it, like the background regarding,
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you know, some of the other
shit, because, like I said,
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I'm not given this thing. And
then the actual event and they're all
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hut of around like they're watching the
fucking Bin, Lon Ray, HMM.
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Well, and I'm just like what, like, how fucking dull do your
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lives need to be where? That
is like the highlight. We got to
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talk about it. Everyone's got a
fucking talk about it all a fucking time.
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It's just it's just wild. I
will. What I do want to
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talk about is less about that more
about how Chris Rock completely no sold.
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Yeah, just like I'm still not
entirely convinceable. Wasn't think I'm going to
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be honest with you, knowing that
he was like the fact that he won
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the Academy Award later on in the
night. I don't think he would have
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done that. Yeah, like like
with the idea that because because nobody's talking
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about the fact that he won.
Everybodys talking about Chris Should Chris roady gives
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a fuck. Nobody gives a fault. Well, there have been people,
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and seeing who they're having, people
I see, who've talked about how it's
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fucked up that he still wanted when
he acted like that. What he did.
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Was it sisters? which should he
went best actor? Who It was
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in the best actor nominees? Two
Thousand and twenty two? I just want
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to see who he was out.
That's that's all I have to say about
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this. Is why no. So
here's the thing. Having seen so,
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I'm going to tell you. I'm
gonna tell you what I'm fair to boom.
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No, having seen tick tick boom, Andrew Garfield deserved to win that
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academy word. Morn Will Smith,
then I've seen both of those movies and
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sure that's a fat actor. I
just did not like him as spider man.
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This thing is that I heard of
one of these movies. That's it.
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And it was it was King Richard. I assume the tragy and the
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Beth is just a retelling him Macbeth
with if Denz. I'll watch it.
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Is I want, I don't know, being the Ricardo's on your Markham School.
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Well, it was about cucumbers.
You remember, numbers, the power
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the dog, power of the dog
was really good. I never heard of
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the final thing I will say about
it, because I think this is funny,
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because as people were have been talking
about it, a memory popped into
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my head. I Will Smith put
out a rap album in two thousand and
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five Gold Boston found. I have
not listened to that album since maybe two
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thousand and six, but as when
people start talking about this, something awoke
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in my brain. So there's a
song on that album called I wish I
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made that where he talks about like
would people respect me more if I made
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if I made like lean back and
like all these other other songs and like
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if I was like if I was
as good as Jay Z or Tupac or
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whatever. Yeah, there's a line
of that song where he talks about here's
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some stuff that I should do to
get recognize legitimately, and one of the
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lines in it is is I'll whoop
somebody's ass, taking my boot out right
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on TV so all y'all can see
me. So this man was telling us
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what he was going to do in
two thousand and five. So I think
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we might need to put will Smith
on a on a watch list because,
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because, because the next line is, oh wait, maybe I'll Jack a
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truck full of sing rrets and guns
and drugs and stuff. So we should
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maybe be watching this. That covers
both the tea and the F of ATF,
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which means if he does do that, it's a false flag perpetrated by
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the US government to further friends.
Got Our rights tract April. Or is
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it these one guy here who's a
phantom that I thought you were going to
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say a fan of the ATF.
I was like, you don't know me
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at all. From me, we
get we get it. You we might
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you leave my own stamped cigarette operation
alone. Do you guys? Do you
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guys remember any like April fools jokes
that you saw on the internet or just
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had like saw in real life or
it like really, what are those?
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Stuck out. One of the ones
that stuck out to me was there was
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this Australian dude who, I guess
like he was some kind of buying star.
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So he has big house and like
all his friends live with him and
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all that. And it was post
on April fols, I don't know if
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it was. He just like fucked
with all of his friends, like he
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like his friend had a one that
I remember the most was hit a stand
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up shower, you know, glass
and clothed shower, all that, and
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his dude filled it to the top
with with captain crunch it and then got
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in it and it was friend was
like what the fuck, like, what
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is this? He probably inside within
the Amorphous Captain Crunch fucking booth. He
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shoved it open all it everywhere.
That's amazing. Yeah, my my favorite
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one of recent memory was, I
forget, think in might have been untitled
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art, but it could it was
a it was some brewery. They put
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I was like when like white claw
and like truly's were becoming like really,
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really big, like when there was
a shortage of them, and then,
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like I twell, pack of White
Claw was selling for like seventy in Nashville.
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Um, there's a company that's like
Yo, we got pickles Seltzer.
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People fucking loss there. God Damn. I only know about the pickle Seltzer
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because that one Mr Heliu girl video. Yeah, they they freaked the fuck
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out about it so hard that when
he came out there, like Yo,
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we were we were fully just joking
about that. That was an April ful
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thing. We didn't realize how much
like freaks y'all really were that they,
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the next summer, actually had to
put into production. I remember. I
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remember and Netflix one year, a
few years ago, did they did these
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like really overly detailed like genres for
the for Netflix, but they were about
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like John Stamos, where there's like
here's movies that make John Stamos feel things
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and here's here's the movies that creep
John Stamos out. Oh, I have
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one more that I just remember.
It was April, fools of two thousand
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and fourteen, and and some reason
they decided to release a patch just for
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that day, for minecraft, where
if you load it in, if you
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had any villagers, instead of normally
how they go are and that's about it.
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You'd walk up, they go.
You'd walk up the day to go.
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It's like Shit, like and I've
every day not realizing it was able.
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First I was like, let's go
up. It's just the beginning of
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one of those creepy pastas. I've
read about one of them. They're creepy
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pastas. I never wanted to tell
me. fucking justin drowned again. I
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don't hold any of the white and
big like therehole jokes on anyone. I'm
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like, that's part is a monum
UN creative, but they're like the like
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the ones that like, oh baby, I'm pregnant, don't use are fucking
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line. You do that to that
fucking April Fools Day, fucking and original
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hack, unless you're a dude.
Yeah, that's pretty funny. Oh,
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Bab I a do know April.
Second, third, for just do it
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every day. It won't get hold. Never, never, Hey, worse
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if it works through to see your
horses. It worse for me, Bro.
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That's one of the few times where
double standards is like it's like okay,
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yeah, it was fine, because
that's like a legitimate worry for people.
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Yeah, says I'm pregnant. That's
not like it's a thing. That's
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a life changing event. You can't
joke about something else, but a dude
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who biologically can't get pregnant. Funny. Do you guys know that people thought,
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G I didn't know this, that
Gmail was a hoax, was an
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April fools joke, because, yeah, so Google announced Gmail on March thirty
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one, two thousand and four,
like right before midnight, and it was
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this. It was a web based
email that was free and had a gigabyte
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of storage, and people are like, that's fucking fake. Y'All was like
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this a, there's a, there's
A. Google has like a history of
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launching stuff on April Fools Day.
They are actually like real. So,
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like in two thousand and ten,
Google added a feature that would allow you
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to wear those blue and red d
glass is the CD street view, and
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they took it away after a few
days, but they put it in there
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two thousand and fourteen. They they
did shelfies, which are shareable selfies that
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can make you can make a damn
it set street view. Here I come,
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doesn't work. I don't there.
Oh my God, yeah, what
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about I'm outside of prime pizza and
follow. This is my my Jim.
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I don't even know. I lost
the Platte was going on. I don't
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care. I love places. Love
to be right outside of gems. There's
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a mellow mushroom literally right out of
the door my gem. Well, this
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is they know that's where they're going
to make the most, their most,
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most of their money. Yeah,
I'm like, man, I'm tired over
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pizza and beer right fucking now.
Well, there is a there's a pizza
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place in Ohio. I can't for
lack remember what it was called, but
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they had a sweepstakes thing going on. We're back to fucking sweeps again.
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Yeah, excuse week. And you
would like put your teeth tails and you
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would like like, obviously like some
of the prizes where you get free pizza
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for however long, blow, Blah. One of them was like you get
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a free JIM member. I.
I mean you know, it's actually not
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a bad prom which is so was
really funny to me. There was a
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website that I used to go to
when I was younger because I was a
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fucking weird called Temple Oh, trunks
and it was like a fans I dedicated
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to trunks, the Dragon Ball Z
character. Yeah, sure, and one
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year they for April fool. They
used to do April folds jokes there.
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One year they changed it to Temple
Oh Gold Oh, and made it a
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side dedicated to the member of the
green the Little Squat Green Guy, you
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force. So that was a fun
one. Oh, no, I like
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a pro fols days. Yeah,
it's like this light, hard and one
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knot. Yeah, you guys remember
Neo pets? Yeah, Oh my God.
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Yeah, that's all I had to
say about that. There's a parally
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black market there with the O,
with paintbrushes. We're like everything, everything,
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like they're like there's yeah, there
was a lot of fucking. There's
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a legit black market. Yeah,
cuts, the cuts, the real like
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three years. I've, yeah,
got the futures, just an NFTS.
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Well, I was gonna say.
I was going to say cuts to be
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a three years. I'm on like
a raid force for some fucking ICES.
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Hideout. It like to you can
staid and we kick in the door.
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Were like well, fuckers, we
fucking ice them all and then we will
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like my God, it's just like
all the laptops, you though, those
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shitty like tough books they always have
for some reason. It's just all all,
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like Neopez were like. Write it
down, write it down. More
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logs out. That's how here were
two of the transaction yeah, instead of
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a instead of a fucking regular Fiat
network, and they're using me opens.
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Good. See The camera zooms out. You're all in the meadow verse.
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So this is a decree to you
into the rest of the world. I
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will never ever be in the metavers
ever. Thank you. This is a
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hill that I will die up.
I can't stand verus. Will Reality for
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more than like twenty minutes before,
sir, getting like a Pars. I
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watch the video all to send it
to you guys later. It's done by
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this guy called Moon who does these
really good, just like snappy, twenty
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to thirty minute mini documentaries. It's
all about contemporary stuff and he did one
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about basically how the future you know, they're big tech and even government to
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sort of engineering it now, to
kind of selling fucking it. Help shows
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that their entineer for the frocks.
But but it makes sense, which is
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the only reason I'm refer saving in
that is there basically engineering it to basically
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force you to spend time in the
metaverse, whether be to buy things,
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to spend your time, you know, nft's fucking whatever, and it's other
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way. It makes its way fucking
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Crypto in general. Yeah, but
and and it talks about, you know,
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the move to digital currency all that, and he cites some he cites
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a lot of sources that it's like, Oh fuck, this actually has some
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like legitimacy behind you. Is just
some lunatic on the Internet. So if
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that ever happens, they're like,
Oh, you got a log, your
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your two hours in fucking the metaverse
or you're not going to be able to
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buy milk. I'm just fuck off
to the woods at that point. Yeah,
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yeah, it's it's one of the
things where, yeah, it's you
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might as well yea, if they're
going to force if they're going to force
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that. Yeah, I mean honestly, that's kind of how that's how,
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00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:28.440
like social media in general works.
All social media plays a big components,
407
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:31.400
all its uses the same kind of
engineering, where it's just like they're designed
408
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.519
to keep you using it as long
as possible. Yeah, get more information
409
00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:37.559
out of these. So it knows
how to sell things to wells and it's
410
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:43.519
also it plays on psychology to keep
you on it longer. It's U so
411
00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:45.960
I don't know if I've told you, guys, it's but I basically been
412
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:54.480
on a on this slow but sure
dope, main detox, getting myself basically
413
00:32:54.599 --> 00:33:00.039
away from those quick, you know, instant gratification, short term deal of
414
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:04.359
me hits. That happen over and
over and over and over again. That's
415
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.680
what you're doing intentionally do I know
on a, don't mean de talks for
416
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:12.640
a long, yeas time. You
still have tick tock. Yeah, that
417
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.839
doesn't give me the same head,
Dude. Not Tick Tock. Tick Tock
418
00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:22.119
is like a different like. I'm
not looking for validation, no, pure
419
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:28.519
approval on Tick Tock. I'm looking
to fucking laughed different. There's a but.
420
00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:31.200
So I've been doing stuff like that. We're like, instead of order
421
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:35.640
door, I cook myself, which
has been great for the whole health aspects
422
00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:39.519
to yea and all that. You
know, an hour or two before bed,
423
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:43.000
the phone gets put on doing a
the STURB and stays out here and
424
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:45.599
I fucking read an actual book,
you know, in my bed, which
425
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:49.720
is always better for your brain.
Everyone should do that, but that's a
426
00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:53.559
topic for another time. One.
You've been doing those like twenty minute like
427
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:58.640
so, Yep, the twenty minute
Meditation Walk, this twenty minute mental health
428
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:04.559
walks, listening to a lot of
classical music, legally, HMM, and
429
00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:09.559
cold checked out. What are you
reading? Not of them, but if
430
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:13.519
I in this guy some kind of
war hammer bunk. I can see that
431
00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:22.599
much. I can twice. Which
one is that? Okay, Sanna,
432
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:24.960
but I'm reading the wolf time right
now, and next is Katieu stands.
433
00:34:25.960 --> 00:34:31.599
To Send you that short story.
Yes, please, HMM, but but
434
00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:37.239
yeah, I mean just after watching
that and then seeing, seeing how fuck
435
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:42.920
is going on right now. Basically, yeah, I'm making a lot of
436
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:46.000
life changes to get myself as far
away from the inner webs as possible,
437
00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:50.559
and if I didn't, if I
didn't have the fucking Book Shit, I
438
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:55.280
wouldn't be on any of it right
now. Yeah, it was like one
439
00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:59.920
of the best. This is I, or May I know, and I
440
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:02.440
ma saying macause it makes me sound
like that Dickhead who get, who used
441
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:07.760
to get on basis. Like I'm
getting off. If you need but you
442
00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:10.239
see, call me. You didn't
do that, you just leave. That's
443
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:14.559
that's the fucking leave. You didn't
do that. I Hate Shit like that
444
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:16.679
or like I saw a thing today
where it was make fun of these fucking
445
00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:22.559
these, quote unquote, Natty bodybuilders
that are clearly on fucking cure and and
446
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:25.760
in one was all about the fucking
look at me post where she, you
447
00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:31.639
know, obviously has someone take a
candid picture of her, where she's staring
448
00:35:31.639 --> 00:35:35.480
at the mirror all fucking angry.
She's like, I don't need to be
449
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:37.559
here at seven fifteen pm, you
know, I don't need to do a
450
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:40.760
two hour like like day, but
I do it anyway. The first comment
451
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:44.000
was like, well, you don't
need to beat it and why are you
452
00:35:44.039 --> 00:35:52.519
posting about it? Yeah, stupid, I did. I so I kept
453
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:54.480
facebook. Okay, I would have
deleted facebook a lot fucking time ago,
454
00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:58.480
not for my family. That's the
only reason I still have it. It's
455
00:35:58.559 --> 00:36:02.880
so exact, just so in my
instagram post there's just my family. Does
456
00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:07.880
I'm all on? Yeah, yess, same I. But so I deleted
457
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:12.920
facebook for my phone. Yeah,
I check it like at the end of
458
00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:15.039
a month just in case. Not
to you, but I did. I
459
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:22.239
did go so I checked it.
I checked it so the reason why I
460
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:28.440
check it is because I have my
my family, my stepmom's family, has
461
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.199
a has a facebook group and they
they schedule like zoom family, zoom calls.
462
00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:34.400
Okay, facebook group. So I
go back and I check it.
463
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:36.960
Well, you see, that's different, like that's good. Yeah, yeah,
464
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:38.159
yeah, that's why I go back
and check it. But I'll but
465
00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:47.960
I saw that Jordan Carroll posted facebook. He he goes when he whenever he's
466
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:51.119
near and in and out. He
posted. He did, I did see
467
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:53.800
that. Yeah, to let people
know that he was buying in and out.
468
00:36:53.880 --> 00:37:00.360
He didn't eat there because it makes
people so he posts that on facebook
469
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:02.960
and then I go into the comment
section and people like why, Boo,
470
00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:07.519
that sucks. You should have eaten
there. commented. I commented. In
471
00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:14.840
and out is mid and I ran
away. Anyway, they're actively hunting Sam
472
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:22.639
right now. We'll see what happens
by the end of this episode. I'm
473
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:29.159
still I'm on the fucking April fool's
joke page for neopets still. She's because
474
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:31.199
I'm fascinated it by all this stuff, because I lived through most of these.
475
00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:36.960
There was like a year that they
released. They like put out a
476
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:40.559
post said we've got fifty new neo
pets coming and they're all like wacky like
477
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:45.239
new ones, and it was a
joke. He was like we want some
478
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:46.519
of these and they were just like
okay, we'll put it to a vote.
479
00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:51.639
Whoever wins the vote becomes a new
pet, and an ORBU was a
480
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:53.400
little Llama guy that won the vote. So you, I've read. Just
481
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:59.480
remember the fact that you like we're
able to back end into your fucking neo
482
00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:02.440
pets account and like excels to like
coding, to be like I want this
483
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:07.320
theme right. There would be like
four ms of like just copy paste this.
484
00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:10.519
You know it too it if you
want a halloween the like, do
485
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:15.199
you want music ml profile? That's
what it was, eight DML. Yet
486
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:20.039
I remember never played the game,
but I like this song. So the
487
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:29.199
fucking kingdom hearts them. What is
my page? Is Music background. So
488
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:34.639
I'm a great song. I'm on
record right, I play. I you
489
00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:40.679
know, look, fucking here's my
skin. I fucking love, loved,
490
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:45.960
loved kingdom hearts and I don't disown
it because it was such a big part
491
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.679
of my life. It was one
of my favorite video series for such a
492
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:52.639
long time. I played kingdom marks
three and I was so fucking disappointed and
493
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:57.800
I was just like, who fucking
who cares about commutes anymore? And then,
494
00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:05.920
and then the final character for Super
Smash Ros Sortie was Sorah, and
495
00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:10.880
I was watching it and then the
fucking simple and clean started playing and I
496
00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:16.840
legit tears started welling up in my
eyes because that's song makes me emotional,
497
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:22.039
seem play one second of it here. So I okay, don't go ahead.
498
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:24.079
Second. No, no, you
go ahead, because I I've got
499
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:27.639
a I've got a question. That
couple just see a ratle. So I'll
500
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:30.440
say that for after your thing.
Okay, I just wanted to. I
501
00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:32.880
just wanted to, and cold knows
this life because he's been playing it too,
502
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:40.199
I would I spent the last basically
month just completely entrenched and Elton Ray,
503
00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:45.320
fuck it, I'll be back,
all right, by ZAC. No,
504
00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:49.239
I'm going to talk about I'm gonna
bid with both of you. Yes,
505
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:57.639
talk about elderly with you, K
with him. Hell yeah, he's
506
00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:00.159
getting the picture. What did they
doing there? Okay, is Avatar to.
507
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:07.840
We're done talking about old and good
love it anyway. So that's it.
508
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:13.719
By okay, by saying I will. So I've been on a record,
509
00:40:13.760 --> 00:40:15.679
like I've tried to play the firm
Software Games. Yes, I've just
510
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:19.760
gone to upset and I was just
like this is going to be the people
511
00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.079
were saying this one is, you
know, you know it's he's saying it's
512
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:28.760
a little bit iccessible. Is Way
more sissful than like dark souls like one,
513
00:40:28.920 --> 00:40:32.280
two and, yeah, I three
was one of my was one of
514
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:37.119
my favorite, like I love our
souls one. It plays similar to Dar
515
00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:43.000
Souls One, but it is just
a lot more accessible. Like, like
516
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:45.599
I'm gone on record by saying,
like bloodboard is one of my favorite games
517
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:50.400
of all time. I like the
esthetic a blood born. I'll probably go
518
00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:53.039
back in eventually, but I but, like I was just like, I'll
519
00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:59.400
never be one of these. I
never get to a point good, crispy
520
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:00.480
pop. I'll never get to a
point where I'm going to feel good enough
521
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:06.440
about my skills as a that's a
Gamer to take a also, also,
522
00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:10.599
just on a side with us.
I know that no one gives a fuck
523
00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:15.280
about my opinion here, but just
talking it out here. Up If you
524
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:20.840
are one of those like from soft
players that, yeahs on fucking people for
525
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:24.519
how they play, go fuck yourself. You're the kind of the fucking worse.
526
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:29.360
It's a fun fucking game, but
I'm Getta get a second that just
527
00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:32.800
because I hate people who can keep
yeah, like, fuck you, I'm
528
00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:37.800
really fucking happy this. You were
able to like, you know, make
529
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:40.559
this bill. That will one shot. You know, Damn your eye,
530
00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:45.159
boss. That's fucking cool. That's
cool. That's cool to a summersault real
531
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:52.840
life. Yeah, like that.
You just annoys the shit. I mean.
532
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.079
So I'll be online. I'll see
like people like making these like dumb
533
00:41:55.159 --> 00:42:00.079
fucking jokes. Is like, Dude, fucking let people will enjoy shit.
534
00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:06.239
Why? God Damn, it's that's
that's another barry. I think a lot
535
00:42:06.280 --> 00:42:08.360
of the reason why people people because
a lot of people talk, like discourse
536
00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:12.519
about like how difficult it is,
like Oh, it's too hard, blah,
537
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:16.119
Blah Blah. But I think the
big gate gateway to entry was marijuana.
538
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:25.280
That's also true. Yes, wanting
drugs was the community. Yeah,
539
00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:29.719
get good, and I'm fully I'm
fully commn's like the community, like most
540
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:31.239
of the community is not like that, but the people who are very vocal
541
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:34.679
were the people that were like get
good, you stuck, Blah Blah,
542
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.360
blah. Yeah, that's a big
barrier for people. Yeah, but I
543
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:38.199
was just like, I want to
play this. It's going to be in
544
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:40.760
the that, guys, I feel
like playing it. It's gonna be if
545
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:45.280
you go into it knowing like it
is going to be hard. Like that
546
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:52.079
is the thing. Like I love
that they quay like two bosses back to
547
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:57.880
back that you are not supposed to
be and that is literally just a humbling
548
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:00.079
type situation. was like Hey,
well, that you are. If you
549
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:06.159
will, if you persevere through this
full shit, the reward and they all
550
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:09.000
will be so much more. And
there's that. That's a constant in like
551
00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:13.519
from soft games, and I think
the difference with this one those that they
552
00:43:13.559 --> 00:43:16.159
put those walls in front of you, but there are ways to get away
553
00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:21.400
place exactly. You can. You
can literally just go if it's here,
554
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:25.039
you can learn, just HMM and
go off and explore, do something else
555
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:29.039
and build yourself up and come back
later, which I did a lot.
556
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:32.000
Yeah, but like I put in
so many hours into it and I not
557
00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:37.719
only beat it, I got every
achievement. Yeah, like I really lost
558
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:42.559
myself in that game and I felt
I felt like can you did that pretty
559
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:46.440
quickly too. I remember you put
about you did well, so I I
560
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:50.360
yeah, cool, because I spent
like, I think I put in about
561
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:59.239
ninety five hours into Antil done.
Yeah, so that's what full whole days
562
00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:05.880
I we well, keep in mind. I there was like a there's like
563
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:08.880
a part of it where I just
I wasn't working. So there was,
564
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:13.639
there was. There is like a
period of like two weeks where I just
565
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:16.760
didn't do anything but play it for
the most part. But I yeah,
566
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:22.239
I just got really into it.
I got all the achievements for it and
567
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:25.119
I don't know, I just really
loved it and so I given it's given
568
00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:29.159
me the confidence to kind of go
back and try some of the older ones
569
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:31.039
that I kind of gave up on, now that I have that mindset of
570
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:37.400
like how to play them. To
blood born, yeah, why I will,
571
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:39.280
because I still I have bloodborn,
because blood warm was on playstation plus
572
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:45.000
one of the months. The thing, that's the only thing that's really like
573
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:50.639
the big difference. Obviously the blood
born is like you're not blocking. It's
574
00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:54.360
a lot of rocks just dodged away
ry shoot, which which the cold.
575
00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:59.039
Yeah, you saw my you help
me, you help me create my build.
576
00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:02.280
I was enough locking you aren't Bunga. Yeah, I got a fucking
577
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:07.360
I saw somebody. Yeah, so
I got yeah, so I got the
578
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.239
Great Sword, which was basically the
great sword from Berzer gots his great sword.
579
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.280
There's only one in the game,
but in this the difference in this
580
00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:17.920
game is that you can summon your
friends in or anybody, and they can
581
00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:22.400
drop items for you. All that's
clue. Yeah, so Cole and his
582
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:30.239
game like spending. Cole and his
game got hit the Great Sword. Gave
583
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:32.599
it to me. I gave him
my bloodhound Fang so we could have that,
584
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:37.119
which is the sort he was using, and I just beefed up my
585
00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:39.920
two great swords and I called him
my uncle Bunga build because I I had
586
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:44.320
all these like like beat like power
ups and like spells and stuff I put
587
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:47.400
on before a battle and that would
run in and I would jump and OA
588
00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:52.960
and like wipe away a huge chunk
of hell. That's also cool. That's
589
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:55.599
also cool. Ship of the game
even accounts for that. Like, yeah,
590
00:45:55.679 --> 00:46:00.199
there's only one in the game,
but if someone else drops you want,
591
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:04.239
you're allowed to use too, or
words like you can just beat the
592
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:07.400
game, come back a new game
plus and do it oh, that's cool
593
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:12.800
too. Yeah, yeah, which
the other they so the other thing too.
594
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:15.159
And there was a there is a
really hard buy, which I want
595
00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:19.079
spell for you, but people called
it like the hardest boss in the game
596
00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:23.880
and I built up a side build. I found a really cool Katana called
597
00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:31.280
rivers of blood. Yeah, that's
PRETTR rpos post postner for really. Yeah,
598
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:36.519
but it had a really good bleed
and so I beat that up and
599
00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:38.840
I had it like on my secondary
weapon, and so I went into this
600
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:44.719
boss got completely shit stomped with my
own Goa Maunga, and so I was
601
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:47.960
like, okay, I'll try it
again with my rivers of blood. Went
602
00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:52.079
in and to spamed the at and
spam the ability. Yeah, and kept
603
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:57.039
on stunlocking this boss. Yeah,
because because they kept on getting bled.
604
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:01.280
Go into the second phase. Some
in my mimic tier plus ten did the
605
00:47:01.320 --> 00:47:07.119
same thing and then we were both
fucking spam me. Second try got thought
606
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:09.159
the hardest boss in the game,
which I'm not taken away from anybody who
607
00:47:09.199 --> 00:47:13.760
struggle with it. I can see
why somebody who is not prepared for that
608
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.159
battle would have so much trouble with
it, but I was. I felt
609
00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:20.519
so proud of myself. So I'm
really proud. I think elder ring is
610
00:47:20.559 --> 00:47:23.679
great. If you have ever like
thought about the idea of playing a from
611
00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:28.760
software game, good, try this
one. This one will from. This
612
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:34.519
one might be the one that'll get
you. Yeah, Zach, what was
613
00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:37.199
your rabbit hole topic? I would
like to go down. So my rabbit
614
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:43.639
hole pits my rabbit hole topic,
because obviously today is fool stake, for
615
00:47:43.800 --> 00:47:46.760
which means we are one third of
the way through the year of marble,
616
00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:52.079
or two thousand and twenty two,
which, Holy Shit, man, what
617
00:47:52.239 --> 00:48:00.119
the fuck? So my question was
it's a two part the first one is
618
00:48:00.599 --> 00:48:04.800
that was two thousand and twenty two
treating you so far, and the second
619
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:08.639
what have you? What should really
think about this? What have you done
620
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:13.280
thus far in two thousand and twenty
two that has made you a better person?
621
00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:21.320
I began a real into the introspection
retrospective way of thinking lately and I
622
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:27.239
thinkured is I figured I'd share the
wealth. It's been good for the most
623
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:32.880
part, and I ask where am
it's been a good most part. The
624
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:38.800
thing that I have done that has
helped me grow is I a couple of
625
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:43.480
years ago it was like two thousand
and twenty, I started doing like New
626
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:46.119
Year's resolutions, and not like the
standard ones of life. I'm gonna,
627
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:53.280
you know, lose weight or I'M
gonna exercise, more like that. I
628
00:48:53.360 --> 00:49:00.400
started doing like basically something to add
to my life, and the one that
629
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:06.400
I had for this year was I'm
going to actively try to be more positive,
630
00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:10.719
HMM, within in every aspect of
my life, like whether you work,
631
00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:20.199
relationships and a personal or professional basically
just try to lose this kind of
632
00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:30.239
pessimistic cloud that I've had over me
for the past ten years. Ah,
633
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:32.119
I just think it's I think it's
I kind of unhealthy and, like a
634
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:36.239
lot of people I look up to
and, like you know, in media
635
00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:42.079
and like listen to another podcast,
kind of exhibit that same behavior, just
636
00:49:42.239 --> 00:49:45.599
like kind of Woo, leaning more
into the positivity, and I don't mean
637
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:50.360
like that kind of bullshit altruism,
I like everything is going to be okay,
638
00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:52.840
like things are going to be bad
sometimes, but just lean into the
639
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:59.760
suck a little light, just find
the silver lining, try and be as
640
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:02.880
positive as I can be and just
kind of put that energy out and I
641
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:08.119
have been a thousand times more happier. It's excellent and I'm glad to hear
642
00:50:08.199 --> 00:50:15.239
that. Yeah, so the year
has been really weird for me right because
643
00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:19.360
I don't want to I'm not going
to get really too much. Yeah,
644
00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:21.800
you don't. You don't have to
get like you to the to the Leeds
645
00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:28.039
of things. But the beginning of
the year wasn't great, honestly. You
646
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:32.679
know, I they're started. I
was like in really bad, bad run
647
00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:36.280
with me, with my job at
the time, and I just I was
648
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:38.719
just I was just not happy at
all. I felt like I was stalling
649
00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:45.280
out on a bunch of stuff.
But you know, we're here in in,
650
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:51.320
you know, April, now this
month, I started a new job,
651
00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:57.599
which, congratulations again, yeah much. I won't. I don't want
652
00:50:57.639 --> 00:51:00.039
to say specifically. Where's people,
people who know? No, but I
653
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:07.920
don't want to like be like her
and make it full a corporate yeah,
654
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:17.079
Ab you love. Yeah, anthropology, West Coast reach, Joel Osteen,
655
00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:23.159
ministry. In turn. Which one
of those you think is actually true?
656
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:34.760
No, set till word. Yeah
for it. I got a really great
657
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.000
job that I that I've been enjoying
a lot, that I feel very comfortable
658
00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:42.440
and is that is kind of like
a honestly, I could dream come true
659
00:51:42.480 --> 00:51:46.159
for me in a lot of ways. I feeling good about that. So
660
00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:51.320
I think it treated me very bad
at first and it's start. It's like
661
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:57.320
baby, it's okay, I'll sorry. It's trying to correct itself and I
662
00:51:57.440 --> 00:52:00.039
think one of the things that helped
me, and also another thing that is
663
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:07.559
like like my positive change for myself, is that during that time it helped
664
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:10.519
me kind of I was like I
need stuff, I need my hobbies,
665
00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:14.199
I need the things today that I
love to do, and I got a
666
00:52:14.199 --> 00:52:17.920
lot more organized with my writing,
and so I was able to get to
667
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:22.000
a point with my book where,
I know I talked about it on here,
668
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.599
I was I was, you know, comfortable enough, in confident enough
669
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:29.639
in where I was at to announce
it, basically, and I'm still still
670
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:34.280
truck and away, still writing.
Zach. I am almost now with my
671
00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:37.039
next chunk for you, so you
can you can keep that. Ye,
672
00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:40.719
wait through it a minute. Yeah, but I just, yeah, I'm
673
00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:44.079
just I'm just feeling good and I
think, I think that's kind of like
674
00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:46.360
the thing that's pushing me forward this. I want to finish the book this
675
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:50.000
year. Yeah, that's my goal. Hell, yeah, man, I'm
676
00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:53.639
I'm gonna do it and I am
more more than confident, especially with,
677
00:52:53.920 --> 00:53:00.079
yeah, how much you've got of
it already. Yeah, and and that's
678
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:01.960
and I think the key is that, like I have it like all,
679
00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:07.039
like not only like plot it out, but like detail plot it out,
680
00:53:07.079 --> 00:53:10.559
like I spent. I spent like
a bunch of time one week just sitting
681
00:53:10.599 --> 00:53:14.199
down and say, okay, here's
the key stuff for here, here's and
682
00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:16.639
some of that stuff will change and
move around, obviously, but like to
683
00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:22.400
have the the the skeleton and the
musculature done, yeah, will help the
684
00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:25.000
rest all. Man, I cannot
wait. I cannot wait for you and
685
00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:30.079
I have our arts writers episode.
Yes, we're going to do that soon.
686
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:31.559
I've got the dove, got the
turtle neck all set to go to.
687
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:35.760
I need to get one, need
two, order one, but man,
688
00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:38.360
fuck, depending on when we do
it, it's only it's excuse say
689
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:43.960
you might die in a turtle neck
because it like we're recording it's it's it's
690
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.880
march twenty nine when we're recording this
and it's not even that hot outside.
691
00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:52.119
And I am new dude. We
had eighty two tomorrow. I did we
692
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:57.960
want a fucking cool dude. It
was twenty five degrees today. What?
693
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:01.440
I don't know. What the he's
going on in Virginia, least twenty five
694
00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:07.320
degrees day and it was miserable.
Yes, yeah, it is a it
695
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:13.280
is currently fifty six and cloudy.
I shouldn't be sweating right now. Well,
696
00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:15.480
you, we all know you run
hot anyway. So I do.
697
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:20.760
It's a genetic thing. Every sixty
six degrees right now, and Chi knew
698
00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:25.360
that. Someone else. Look,
yeah, what up, funny. Oh,
699
00:54:25.559 --> 00:54:30.079
also, also the the other thing
that has made my life better for
700
00:54:30.559 --> 00:54:39.880
this year is, yeah, new
hobbies for him. You are that is
701
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:42.920
a thing. I'm trying to get
into new hobbies. I'm trying to do,
702
00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:47.000
you know, more stuff. I
there was a and we there was
703
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:52.599
a humble bundle that was out for
a little bit. Had had a shit
704
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:58.239
tonally games, shit ten of games, but not just the Games it had.
705
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:04.119
It had unity courses. MMM.
And with my new job I have
706
00:55:04.239 --> 00:55:08.840
access to see sharp and like coating
courses for free. And so I'm just
707
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:13.119
like old. Maybe I'M gonna starty. I'm start getting into coding. Yeah,
708
00:55:13.360 --> 00:55:15.599
cool, fuck, yeah, you
know, that's all set to you
709
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:20.239
know, you know, get the
old bag. Yeah, why? I
710
00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:22.320
mean why not? You know,
so, new hobbies and, like all
711
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:25.480
said, being more positive, I
think in general is is kind of like
712
00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:29.039
a key thing as well. So
I, you know, like to be
713
00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:32.239
doing that. So just and and
just investing more time in the things that
714
00:55:32.280 --> 00:55:37.679
are already love doing and giving that
more of my energy than I have been,
715
00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:42.119
I think, recently. Isn't also
important to me this year? Yeah,
716
00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:46.440
that's awesome. What about use a? So so, as you both
717
00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:51.639
know, the year started pretty Shitty
for me as well. January was a
718
00:55:51.800 --> 00:55:58.840
real, real rough time, and
even the beginning February was. But but
719
00:55:59.719 --> 00:56:05.239
actually, what's funny is most of
my improvements overlapping everything you guys have said
720
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:12.079
so far. I've much like coal, which is why I couldn't stop smiling.
721
00:56:12.119 --> 00:56:15.639
And he was talking about it.
Is I've taken active steps to be
722
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:21.960
less angry, less just, you
know, basically taking a much more lay,
723
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:24.480
safe air attitude toward life. Yeah, just like, you know,
724
00:56:25.000 --> 00:56:28.880
say lavy. You know, whatever
it's going to happen is going to happen,
725
00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:35.800
there's not much I can do about
it. And then focusing on focusing
726
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:38.360
on being more present in a lot
of ways. So yeah, so,
727
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:45.880
taking the taking the time for myself, making sure I I going to the
728
00:56:45.960 --> 00:56:51.079
gym and doing my twenty minute mental
health walks, almost giving myself like a
729
00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:55.519
schedule again, because humans are pretty
habit but also, fundamentally going back and
730
00:56:55.599 --> 00:57:01.159
analyzing, analyzing my mindset and what
sort of makes me tick and playing on
731
00:57:01.239 --> 00:57:05.960
the things that I know work for
me. So getting into new hobbies.
732
00:57:06.039 --> 00:57:09.159
Call got me into war hammer,
and that also applies to a beautiful thing
733
00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:14.800
out there called art therapy. For
me. Yeah, I could just sit
734
00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:17.159
there and Zen out while I'm fucking
peeling mold lines and shit like that.
735
00:57:17.199 --> 00:57:23.079
I didn't even started painting yet,
like the lines and one on, yeah,
736
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:28.199
yeah, you know. Or focusing
on the writing, coming up with
737
00:57:28.719 --> 00:57:31.840
coming up with new ideas, a
really refining old ideas that I'm finally putting
738
00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:39.920
into into perspective. And and yeah, just just focusing on on myself and
739
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:45.960
my mindset. And I am in
I'm doing world's better than I was even
740
00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:51.519
two months ago. It's such a
fair feeling because, you guys, I
741
00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:57.079
was in a fucking bad spot for
a while there, and I owe a
742
00:57:57.159 --> 00:58:00.480
lot of it to you guys too, because I've got Sam to talk about
743
00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:01.760
the writing, with the guy,
call it talk about the war hammer with
744
00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:05.360
you. Know, I just got
you guys to bullshit with in general,
745
00:58:06.559 --> 00:58:07.840
and so I owe you, guys, you know, huge thank you,
746
00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:13.280
because I would not be were on
that now without you guys just sort of
747
00:58:13.480 --> 00:58:19.480
being being there and putting up with
my bs of like boots going on.
748
00:58:20.079 --> 00:58:22.559
You know, while I figured all
that out, well, I I want
749
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:24.920
to I want to throw something out
there too. I mean because call you
750
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:29.000
you're like no, no, and
I don't want to say because, because
751
00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:32.400
you did most of that, like
with your own powers. Yeah, that's
752
00:58:32.519 --> 00:58:36.920
that's an important thing to know.
I think it's I think it's absolutely okay
753
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:40.519
to credit your friends and the people
in your life, the people that love
754
00:58:40.599 --> 00:58:45.480
you and support you, with helping
you through and helping you to make those
755
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:46.920
changes as well. Sure, I
am. Do I think that we are
756
00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:59.400
one hundred percent responsible for all of
Zack's pont changes? The fuckers, I'm
757
00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:07.119
still miserable. No, obviously I
don't. I don't. We we wouldn't
758
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:10.159
take credit for all of his positive
changes, but like, I'm not gonna
759
00:59:10.199 --> 00:59:13.719
I'm not going to downplay that.
We were. We helped a part of
760
00:59:13.760 --> 00:59:16.000
it, just like you guys have
helped me with my positive changes and means
761
00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:22.079
ZAC helped coal and a lot of
ways like it's you know, it's you're
762
00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:29.199
a product of your environments as well
as your own mind, and it's your
763
00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:36.360
kind of duty to make your environment
a place where your mind can thrive.
764
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:38.360
Yeah, and so absolute using choosing, choosing the right people to be in
765
00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:43.559
your life and choosing the right support
system. She will help you choosing the
766
00:59:43.679 --> 00:59:46.559
right wall Er. It was exactly. That's that's the thing that's going to
767
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:51.639
really push you over the finish life. That, that's that's what's gonna make
768
00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:57.480
me, make me make it big, is having the Cockatoo. This two
769
00:59:57.519 --> 01:00:00.039
thousand and twenty two, year of
the coca to two thousand and twenty Cokato.
770
01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:05.599
Yeah, year of growth for you. We got there. Yea.
771
01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:09.920
And actually, you know what else? You know what else? April release
772
01:00:10.039 --> 01:00:15.639
month, April twenty two. Oh, yes, yes, say here,
773
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:22.760
look like you. It's your fucking
book, true, blank on that.
774
01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:30.239
Yes, it is. When Book
Number Two, wet work, is coming
775
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:36.199
out. Yeah, paper, paperback
and in Kindall. I've got the link
776
01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:40.519
and I've had the link to the
order wet work in the description. When
777
01:00:40.599 --> 01:00:44.079
it comes out I will change that
link to the link to buy it,
778
01:00:44.199 --> 01:00:45.599
which I think it's the same.
It'll be the same one mine. I
779
01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:49.679
have to, I might have to
change it, but the link to to
780
01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:54.159
wet work is in every video of
the Zach is in and the link to
781
01:00:54.239 --> 01:00:59.519
whatever project he's working I will always
be in the whiche video descript okay,
782
01:00:59.639 --> 01:01:07.000
thank you very much, Sam.
Yes, so I'm just like I remember,
783
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:10.159
I don't have the book. Is
On my on have the book in
784
01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:15.800
the room to remind me the book
shelves. Yeah, the book is on
785
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:17.280
my bookshelf in the living room.
I don't have to remind me. I'm
786
01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:22.400
just like, Hey, it's April's
happening in April, April fools. Yeah,
787
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:25.519
it'll be three weeks from this release
of this episode. Actually, yeah,
788
01:01:27.920 --> 01:01:30.920
yeah, I think just exactly,
yeah, exactly three. I have
789
01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:38.360
all of my releases scheduled for for
a Friday. SMART is that? Yeah,
790
01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:40.480
play it all like Oh, I
got, you know, got a
791
01:01:40.519 --> 01:01:44.559
new book and especially for the kindle
readers, you know, so they can
792
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:49.239
reach sort of reading it all the
weekend. Yea Perfect time, and here's
793
01:01:49.280 --> 01:01:53.400
hoping it with book three I'm able
to figure out Amazon's fucking self publishing thing
794
01:01:53.519 --> 01:01:57.880
to be able to make it so
it could could pre order the paperback as
795
01:01:57.920 --> 01:02:00.079
well. Yeah, yeah, that
would be cool. That mean and I
796
01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:02.239
say, I was like, please
figure it out so I could do it
797
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:08.199
from my pleas. Yeah, exacts, my Guinea pig for what I think,
798
01:02:08.280 --> 01:02:13.199
finish anything. It's like, yeah, Sam, it's gonna go.
799
01:02:13.360 --> 01:02:15.440
How do I do this? fucking
here, right, I learned it all.
800
01:02:16.639 --> 01:02:22.199
Here's My pdf doc on the process. I actually should write all that
801
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:29.119
down for you. Yeah, I, yeah, I mean fing your in
802
01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:31.079
your own time. I know what
I'll be doing at work tomorrow because I
803
01:02:31.079 --> 01:02:35.960
haven't had dick to do this week
and I'm making up outward. This work
804
01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:38.400
is actually picking up for me,
which I'm thankful for because I think should
805
01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:44.079
we, if we get on hacks
tomorrow, I'll be through the fucking like
806
01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:46.400
moon and dude. Yeah, well, I mean, well, I'm to
807
01:02:46.480 --> 01:02:49.960
go into the all that. Well, well, I mean, you know,
808
01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:52.840
yesterday was so slow I had time
to type out, of what,
809
01:02:52.039 --> 01:02:59.119
four or five pads document for you, Cole. Yeah, yeah, what
810
01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:02.239
was that? What was in that
package that you got from WHO's a whole,
811
01:03:04.039 --> 01:03:08.880
or from Zach? Yeah, because
it the book. It was a
812
01:03:09.360 --> 01:03:15.239
limited time miniature for the anniversary of
my local games workshop. Story. You
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could, you can't. You can't
get it like through like their online.
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You have to get like a break
in mortar, and so Zach's lives like
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right next one. The closest one
as like fifteen minutes. Yeah, it's
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closes. One of me is in
turn create and Ashle. So like you're
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gonna say in Turkey. I was
like what the fuck? No, no,
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no, creat yeah, that,
yeah, get away through a field
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of turn angry Turkish. Yeah,
yeah, those are those Turks are real
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big on those crusaders are little to
the antidote. Three creek sounds like pot
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on blumkin bullshit. Is actually one
of the nicer parts of NAXOL with l
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than one of more affluent areas.
There you go, damned. Damned.
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Well, so I've I've got a
hopefully a day that's not bit really cold
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because I've been going to my local
games workshop to like learn how to assemble
825
01:04:12.960 --> 01:04:15.639
these things. That the next one
for my ultra Marines as the prime a,
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but yet to do that outside.
So not to bring enough. I
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01:04:20.320 --> 01:04:25.519
should get the gundams. Boo.
Yeah, you should get the Gundam.
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01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:28.760
He's got in two thousand and twenty
two. Yeah, do. They're all
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01:04:29.119 --> 01:04:30.480
there. You Go. That are
therapy again. You just see throwing some
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01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:34.039
music or a documentary or whatever.
Fuck A. Yeah, I'm sit here
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01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:39.760
making fucking Kadi and shock troops while
listening to a documentary about that, about
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01:04:39.800 --> 01:04:43.000
the horse heresy. You know it, know it all looks out. I
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literally built all of like my sisters
while watching the last dance, like I
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heard, all, all right,
here we go, but I'm gonna,
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but I'm Jordan. Wow, I'm
gonna break my rule because Cole has helped
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me finally decide on it. Army, and I don't get to buy my
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first box of Death Watch next time
I go there. Yeah, Oh,
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01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:10.440
yeah, I am before we got
to that to pe. So fucking bad
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song. It's rights. Say do
it a PP dance. Yeah, I
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01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:15.639
need the time. I need to
tell this really quick story about Gunna.
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01:05:15.760 --> 01:05:19.440
So I don't know if I talked
about Proto on the show before. I
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01:05:19.559 --> 01:05:23.320
know I've talked to you guys about
a bit on the show. There used
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01:05:23.320 --> 01:05:25.639
to be this bar and dating called
Proto, where it was like as a
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01:05:25.679 --> 01:05:30.320
coffee shop but they served alcohol on
the other side and the other side it
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01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:34.079
was a d printing like maker of
our. Yeah, it's really cool place
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01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:36.760
and so me and my friends,
we had some friends at work there and
847
01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:41.079
like basically every Friday we would we
would be there after work and we would
848
01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:44.280
go hang out and have a couple
of strong bows and hang out. And
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01:05:44.760 --> 01:05:48.920
one friend of ours that we made
there was really big into gun plan to
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01:05:48.960 --> 01:05:53.119
Gundam building and he would bring like
a different gun them and he would build
851
01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:55.960
it at this giant conquered table.
We would all sit around and work on
852
01:05:56.000 --> 01:05:59.320
them while we while we all hang
out. Yeah, and he was putting
853
01:05:59.320 --> 01:06:03.320
it together and he dropped a piece, like a really small pot. He
854
01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:09.199
didn't fish the gundom and literally all
of us were like on the ground search
855
01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:12.320
trying to find I don't know if
he ever found it or not. It's
856
01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:14.599
just such a heart breach of them
at front of us. You just go
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01:06:14.679 --> 01:06:15.320
a friend a new one. I
heat why. I think he did.
858
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:18.440
I think beauty of it, but
just like it was still like at the
859
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:24.320
moment you're just like I found out. Is that like if you do that
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01:06:24.639 --> 01:06:27.920
with like any of these pieces,
because if fucking I mean like this is
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01:06:27.920 --> 01:06:32.800
the one of them working on recently. I mean it's fucking tiny. Yeah,
862
01:06:33.039 --> 01:06:38.599
they're like small hand for sale.
If you lose a pes you can
863
01:06:38.719 --> 01:06:44.159
like like hit on games workshop with
like you're basically nice. Proof of hers
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01:06:44.239 --> 01:06:46.320
is like, Hey, listen,
I fucked up. I lost this piece.
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01:06:47.159 --> 01:06:53.079
So so to me tell me out. So I've got to film gets.
866
01:06:53.199 --> 01:06:57.360
I've got two things. I know
they're real quick. So the first
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01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:00.920
one was I was filled. I
was advocates workshop building my space marines and
868
01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:02.920
I lost the BES wet. I
guess I'm going to go with the other
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01:07:03.000 --> 01:07:12.159
weapons and to close it out,
I was I was contacted by the seller.
870
01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:15.800
They made a counter offer of twelve
dolls, that of fifteen. The
871
01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:18.519
cartridge of snakes. Revenge is on
its way. Oh Yeah, hell,
872
01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:24.159
yeah, hell, yeah, it's
coming. It's coming, maybe, yeah,
873
01:07:24.320 --> 01:07:28.199
but until then I'm going to do
like a really rapid fire exit.
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01:07:28.239 --> 01:07:30.159
Thank you as much for joining us
on the video. Actually, Sam,
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01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:36.320
one more act just getting go on
this. Thank you for my thank you
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for my new cast members. In
the role of Zack James, called Duncan
877
01:07:43.000 --> 01:07:46.400
Jack James, you do things like
comment, subscribe, hit that down unification.
878
01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:49.480
Let people fucking do the good what? What the Fuck is wrong?
879
01:07:49.639 --> 01:07:55.840
It's piece by your fucking classification.
Hit The bellonivocation. You. Tube will
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01:07:55.840 --> 01:07:58.840
tell you when new videos come out
and watch a new video and you know
881
01:07:58.880 --> 01:08:00.199
what a new thing I'm gonna Start
telling people to do, which I've already
882
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:03.079
been doing another videos, is tell
a friend and they can do the good
883
01:08:03.119 --> 01:08:05.880
youtube things too. And, as
always, I would like to remind you
884
01:08:06.840 --> 01:08:09.840
have a great life. Thank you
very much. I'm going to go fucking
885
01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:26.279
wet my goddamn pants. Hold.
Wow, the thing is the thing about
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01:08:26.279 --> 01:08:30.560
the horse herecy is like, you
know, it's such a large, encompassing
887
01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:35.079
like bit of more, ever more, right, like you got to like
888
01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:40.720
there's like so many fucking books in
this series alone. Oh, I can't
889
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:44.760
imagine. Yeah, like this one
is just about like the Prim marks,
890
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:49.439
like there's like something. There's I
think there's one about like the salamanders.
891
01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:53.920
There's one about like the Iron Warriors. I really want to find the one
892
01:08:53.920 --> 01:08:59.640
about jacket's icon because he's my favorite. We should probably do this like off
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01:08:59.840 --> 01:09:05.239
is I is realized. We're still
absolute. Yeah, yeah, all right,
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I'm actually coming to yeah, Yeast
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Hello Friends, and thank you for
joining me for the versus podcast. This
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That means that some of the more visually
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the video version of the series,
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Sam VR seus Sam. Hope to see
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there and, as always, I
want you to remember to have a great
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life. Thank you very much.
Hey, guys, thank you for being
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here. First of all, going
to get you anything? Water? Coffee?
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You? Yeah, Y'all are to
be up sick. You. You
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live in Washington. How are you
supposed to get US waters? Great,
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Greg, great, so good.
How are you doing? You doing good,
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everything good. I feel like you're
not listening to anything. Yeah,
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I guess. Yeah, I'm good. What's going on? Man, great,
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great, good to hear. Good
to hear. I have a lot
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to go over with you got a
lot of business, a lot of business,
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business. Well, these are the
businesses right here, all the businesses.
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He printed out. The business is
called business. We've never what business
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we never talked about business. Yeah, Sam, why are you being weird?
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I'm always weird. No, like
you're being like weird, weird,
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not, he is always a weird
so weird. We need to talk about
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season two. Sam Versus Sam.
It's coming up and we got sweeps week.
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Okay, sweet sweek. Look,
sweet sleep sweek, you know,
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like sweeps the thing, Sam,
this is a youtube channel. They don't
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have sweep sweet and there are no
Nielsen boxes. Okay, so I've been
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going over the data. I feel
like for season four we need a bit
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of a shake season for season for
what? Data? I thought this was
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season two. Okay, it's been
look down the business. It's been a
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really tough decision for me. But
we're approaching the end of your contracts and
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they think that for season five we're
going to be recast. Season Five,
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you just said fucking season for.
What are you talking about? Also,
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contracts? What, like we did
in sign a fuck, yeah, I
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never signed a contract. Yeah,
what, I'd listen, it's been a
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really great six season run, but
just for some freshness, we're going to
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go with new actors next season.
Sam, neither of US are actors.
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Were Yeah, people, yeah,
as much as I would like to break
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into the Hollywood scene. I'm not
an actor. What are you talking about?
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No, listen that, I I
know this can't be easy. So
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I really appreciate you taking this so
well. It means a lot. What
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are you what are you talking about? Yeah, okay, look, okay,
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here's here. Let me pick the
business back up, because this is
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all you's gotta take a business that
guy's gotta be yeah, so, so
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here's some day. We got some
day to reporting call specifically for you from
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what? So specifically for Cole.
We're looking at a more kind of conservative
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slant on the character of Cold Duncan
and Zach. They're wanting a more liberal
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edge from you, and I just
don't think that's something either of you can
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embody. So we just need to
move into a different direction. Yeah,
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they're right, because people in hell
a wh ice water. Yeah, fuck
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that shot out. Yeah, I'm
got your final checks going to be in
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the mail this week, checks,
since we're telling us. Listen, a
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zero dollar check still a check.
So still never see one? Well,
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that's okay, because a final check
can also be an only check. This
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is bullshit. This is yeah,
this is dumb. No, save dolt
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of anymore. Hello, friends,
thank you for joining me today, and
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I'm glad you did, because I've
got something pretty very few and that is
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another episode of the versus vidcast.
It's me and I'm here, as all
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is, with my friends. First
of all, I've got Zack James and
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cold Duncan. It's me, cool. I drink alcohol. That's my fucking
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personality. Can you for like,
listen. You are you are the new
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actors for a new generation of this
fucking shows, generation I called biling.
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What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
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Go fucking block out of the fucking
other room, like what do you
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want to go? fucking Prattlez some
pretentious bullshit the French, Cole. You
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have, fucking idiot, years of
data of my former actors to go off
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of. You can't be professional for
one fucking second. fucking data. Yeah,
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what actors? What are you talking
about? That you got the first
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seventeen seasons of SAM versus ham to
go off of for the first time.
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It fuck is seventeen seasons, quote
unquote, Cole and I are on the
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same fucking page, because your dumb
ass did some fucking research and they wanted
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you guys as the actors. WHOO, character. Who is doing? Who
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is you? The data, but
WHO's busy? The data, data,
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it's over there. Now look what
you did. I listen, I this
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is fucking and I can't do this. This is insane. All right,
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good, you know what by.
Yeah, that's so, it's fine.
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All right, so, now that
the fucking bullshit done cold, that's fucking
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cool. was a horace heresy trailer. Dude, it so cool. Dude.
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Hello, friends, thank you for
me today and I've got something pretty
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here for you, and that is
another episode. The first is bid cast.
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I'm here with Za. Can Call
who's who, who knows, to
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the next week to find out it. As you're watching, this is April
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fool's Day. Hey, pro pro
fools with how we do a little bit
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of a a little bit of a
gags and wet things off. We yeah,
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okay, I thought we would do
a little bit of a Cag and
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Y'all thought it was funny. So, anyway, thank you for joining us
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again. We're back for another episode
house things. How sweeps going? I
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legit don't know what sweeps those but
I always I always hear it like cool
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sweeps week and all that, but
it's usually the form of some fucking like
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Sitcom that I'm watching. Yeah,
so I do. So. I actually
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when I when I wrote that joke, I looked up what sweeps week was
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in so sweeps week is actually like
a month where Nielsen goes out and like
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sends these how it started was they
would send these journals to very fine filled
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out like nils and journal. We
were and family at one point. Yeah,
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so it's it's the time when Nielsen
sends out these journals for people to
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specifically detail what they like and don't
like about the TV they watch. Josh
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and so TV shows and TV networks
are like, we have to do the
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best. They did Mosby can do
they don't. Usually, I know,
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as they listen to me, we
would still have street sharks, but fucking
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hey, they listen to me,
we'd be at Stoff the yard two thousand
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and twenty two this time, even
though I'm not. If they listen to
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me, mystic knife of Tiernanagua was
still be on television. So you yelsen.
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Yeah, fuck nails. And what
the FUCK DOES NIELSEN DO? Except
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for Leslie Nielsen. He was a
national. Tresley Nielsen Helsen. May he
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rest in peace. All right,
he's the only Nielsen I'm okay with.
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I'm sure there are other people the
last name Neielsen that I'm fine with,
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but I don't know them right now. Yeah, I know, I know,
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I know. I'm Mike Nelson.
Look, Mike Nielsen, not not.
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Fuck my well, I was saying
it. I was saying they then
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you said liquid metal. I could
like it as as the hords flow.
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As the hords flow, I could
not. Yay, I was an hateful
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to bring them back, and we're
trashing my saying. If you say something
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stupid on this episode, I have
news. A April folds after not just
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like yeah, yeah, I I
you guys. Ever realized that Dick Cheney
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is just the geopolitical embodiment of he
they put one of ours in the hospital.
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We're going to put ten of theirs
in the Morg I thought I just
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been living on the tip of her
mind like week. It's been living tip
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of my mind since when was at
home last. That was that would have
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been a whole other people either march
eighteen of their mark to nineteen is hell.
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I would save it. It just
been fucking our next recording because it's
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not because it's true. I'm finally
enough of that. Even though it might
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be true, I have not thought
about before. So thank you for giving.
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You're not wrong, because my dad
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Yeah, you know, I had
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fourteen reasons. But the last part
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in New York, and by that and
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I just walks up bunch like s
and early s action movies, and one
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of them was one of them was
a movie called executive decision, which is
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a movie with Kurt Russell, John
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these choice, just way more to
president. No, Um, it's actually
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an action movie. But but it's
one of the few action moves that I've
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ever seen with Steven seagal's character actually
dies in it too. Shit itself die.
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I know. Well, this is
this is the Steven Sigal Gotcha.
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He wasn't. He wasn't, but
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the main churs. The main terrorist
was like Iranian or something like that,
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and they were. We just sort
of ripped it like Dick Cheney's Voice of
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like Dick. They take it.
They take of the plane bomb Iran,
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get get K are a line howburton
stocks to go to the moon. Boy
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Actuate. I'm actually very excited.
So they they just, I pretty sure,
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wrapped filming on extraction to I still
need to watch the first one.
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The first one is, the first
one is it's so dumb, but it's
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really good and it's I can't tell
the story I was going to tell then
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because you need to watch it.
So I get the gist of it.
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You go ahead. So so,
I mean, if you don't want to
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hear extraction spoilers, fucking stipp to
spoilers for a Netflix action movie from two
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thousand and twenty string Chris Hemsworth.
Whoops, you seen one, you see
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them all. But it ends,
so I'm pretty sure, and my memory
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might be a little foggy, but
it ends with him getting fucking shot in
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the basically in the throat, and
then jumping into like a dirty river.
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And so so I drink basically tell
go tellico, and I don't know,
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you can actually see the water and
fucking Teleco. So that's that's true.
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I don't think you're able to see
through the water like your Carna. You
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guys weren't. You guys are nothing. There after it is rain. I
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spool that. Still that doesn't count. Yeah, you can. The ring
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kicks up the GOOP and all of
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But like, if I'm like the
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not still silts, this was this
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so Detroit River, say, exactly, or the Hudson River. The Hudson
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River, I have a good story
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guys, after you finish your sad. But yeah, so, basically he
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gets shot in the throat and he
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the ideas like how the head sees
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and then you see like a shadow
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plays that he's for me. Now, now extraction to is coming out and
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I I am very excited about it, but I'm very I'm hype to like.
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I'm hype to see how they explain
the fact that he's alive, and
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I kind of hope they just don't
it and they just do like ten extraction
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movies where he dies at the end
of everyone and just comes. Well,
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I mean it's obviously the biggest thing
you're gonna face. That other than you
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know. I mean if you get
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he junkiler, you're crowded your fock, you're gonna be fine. You're going
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to bleed out very quickly, like
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the biggest thing he's going to have
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blood loss because he gets just got
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strong enough. fucking antibiotics. You'll
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the that being said, it would
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Are that being said, it would
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almost like a Wolfenstein to style thing
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he can't like disconnect himself from the
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transfusion. Know, all the antibiotics, that all that. What is I
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love? I got to ask,
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a story about the Hudson River.
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it's actually so. It's less the
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It was a video I saw in
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quarter of mile off of Liberty Island
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looks nice and calm and blue at
she jumps in it. which jumps it?
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It's it's just fucking brown real books, you know. So the the
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Hudson River, because obviously that's two
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still have to film a video of
you burning snakes revenge. You never did
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that. To do I still I
don't even know if I still have that
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cartridge. Yeah, I was thinking
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on. I don't even remember what
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of facebook lights and my hundred.
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doing metal gear Mondays. This was
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before Zach was on the show.
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just like if we get a hundred
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remember talking about it, like on
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Zack James said he would light his
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I thought I said I shoot it, but it might have been shoot.
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I think we were. I mean
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it up a fucking Tan right nowadays. That's true. Any excuse, use.
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Destroyed with Thailand and ten. Yeah, yes, Oh shit, snakes
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revenge for zero, zero bit so
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That is not a bad idea.
I mean up to ten dollars just
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to for some yeah's destruction content.
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bids. That ends in three days
and twenty hours. So all right,
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see how goes. It'll you guys
don't know what happens when the video pops
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up on on the channel. Oh
my God, I'm gonna get all funk
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attacked out everything to it. I'll
go to, guess, so either my
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buddy's property or for the range that
is Charlotte's Bille, so I can actually
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do some crazy shit to m I
would. I would have it no other
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way. We're not going to talk
about this for very long, but I
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feel like I would be doing a
disservice to myself and the Internet if I
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didn't talk about it. What the
fuck's up with Will Smith? I'm I'm
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not even participating in this fucking conversation. I'm so sick to hear and about
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it already. The Internet really did
beat into the ground. I like,
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I have never seen something that somebody
turning to a meme. Yeah, beaten
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into the ground. Laster, like
an hour I was like, I'm sicker
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here and that within, within,
within, like a cu then the next
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day I'm at work and it's all
I heard anyone fucking talking to. Include
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some there was a group people and
someone was giving almost like a John Madden
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style breakdown. It was the event
up to it, like the background regarding,
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you know, some of the other
shit, because, like I said,
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I'm not given this thing. And
then the actual event and they're all
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hut of around like they're watching the
fucking Bin, Lon Ray, HMM.
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Well, and I'm just like what, like, how fucking dull do your
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lives need to be where? That
is like the highlight. We got to
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talk about it. Everyone's got a
fucking talk about it all a fucking time.
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It's just it's just wild. I
will. What I do want to
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talk about is less about that more
about how Chris Rock completely no sold.
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Yeah, just like I'm still not
entirely convinceable. Wasn't think I'm going to
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be honest with you, knowing that
he was like the fact that he won
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the Academy Award later on in the
night. I don't think he would have
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done that. Yeah, like like
with the idea that because because nobody's talking
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about the fact that he won.
Everybodys talking about Chris Should Chris roady gives
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a fuck. Nobody gives a fault. Well, there have been people,
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and seeing who they're having, people
I see, who've talked about how it's
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fucked up that he still wanted when
he acted like that. What he did.
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Was it sisters? which should he
went best actor? Who It was
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in the best actor nominees? Two
Thousand and twenty two? I just want
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to see who he was out.
That's that's all I have to say about
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this. Is why no. So
here's the thing. Having seen so,
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I'm going to tell you. I'm
gonna tell you what I'm fair to boom.
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No, having seen tick tick boom, Andrew Garfield deserved to win that
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academy word. Morn Will Smith,
then I've seen both of those movies and
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sure that's a fat actor. I
just did not like him as spider man.
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This thing is that I heard of
one of these movies. That's it.
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And it was it was King Richard. I assume the tragy and the
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Beth is just a retelling him Macbeth
with if Denz. I'll watch it.
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Is I want, I don't know, being the Ricardo's on your Markham School.
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Well, it was about cucumbers.
You remember, numbers, the power
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the dog, power of the dog
was really good. I never heard of
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the final thing I will say about
it, because I think this is funny,
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because as people were have been talking
about it, a memory popped into
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my head. I Will Smith put
out a rap album in two thousand and
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five Gold Boston found. I have
not listened to that album since maybe two
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thousand and six, but as when
people start talking about this, something awoke
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in my brain. So there's a
song on that album called I wish I
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made that where he talks about like
would people respect me more if I made
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if I made like lean back and
like all these other other songs and like
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if I was like if I was
as good as Jay Z or Tupac or
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whatever. Yeah, there's a line
of that song where he talks about here's
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some stuff that I should do to
get recognize legitimately, and one of the
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lines in it is is I'll whoop
somebody's ass, taking my boot out right
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on TV so all y'all can see
me. So this man was telling us
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what he was going to do in
two thousand and five. So I think
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we might need to put will Smith
on a on a watch list because,
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because, because the next line is, oh wait, maybe I'll Jack a
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truck full of sing rrets and guns
and drugs and stuff. So we should
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maybe be watching this. That covers
both the tea and the F of ATF,
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which means if he does do that, it's a false flag perpetrated by
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the US government to further friends.
Got Our rights tract April. Or is
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it these one guy here who's a
phantom that I thought you were going to
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say a fan of the ATF.
I was like, you don't know me
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at all. From me, we
get we get it. You we might
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you leave my own stamped cigarette operation
alone. Do you guys? Do you
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guys remember any like April fools jokes
that you saw on the internet or just
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had like saw in real life or
it like really, what are those?
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Stuck out. One of the ones
that stuck out to me was there was
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this Australian dude who, I guess
like he was some kind of buying star.
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So he has big house and like
all his friends live with him and
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all that. And it was post
on April fols, I don't know if
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it was. He just like fucked
with all of his friends, like he
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like his friend had a one that
I remember the most was hit a stand
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up shower, you know, glass
and clothed shower, all that, and
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his dude filled it to the top
with with captain crunch it and then got
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in it and it was friend was
like what the fuck, like, what
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is this? He probably inside within
the Amorphous Captain Crunch fucking booth. He
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shoved it open all it everywhere.
That's amazing. Yeah, my my favorite
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one of recent memory was, I
forget, think in might have been untitled
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art, but it could it was
a it was some brewery. They put
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I was like when like white claw
and like truly's were becoming like really,
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really big, like when there was
a shortage of them, and then,
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like I twell, pack of White
Claw was selling for like seventy in Nashville.
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Um, there's a company that's like
Yo, we got pickles Seltzer.
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People fucking loss there. God Damn. I only know about the pickle Seltzer
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because that one Mr Heliu girl video. Yeah, they they freaked the fuck
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out about it so hard that when
he came out there, like Yo,
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we were we were fully just joking
about that. That was an April ful
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thing. We didn't realize how much
like freaks y'all really were that they,
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the next summer, actually had to
put into production. I remember. I
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remember and Netflix one year, a
few years ago, did they did these
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like really overly detailed like genres for
the for Netflix, but they were about
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like John Stamos, where there's like
here's movies that make John Stamos feel things
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and here's here's the movies that creep
John Stamos out. Oh, I have
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one more that I just remember.
It was April, fools of two thousand
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and fourteen, and and some reason
they decided to release a patch just for
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that day, for minecraft, where
if you load it in, if you
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had any villagers, instead of normally
how they go are and that's about it.
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You'd walk up, they go.
You'd walk up the day to go.
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It's like Shit, like and I've
every day not realizing it was able.
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First I was like, let's go
up. It's just the beginning of
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one of those creepy pastas. I've
read about one of them. They're creepy
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pastas. I never wanted to tell
me. fucking justin drowned again. I
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don't hold any of the white and
big like therehole jokes on anyone. I'm
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like, that's part is a monum
UN creative, but they're like the like
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the ones that like, oh baby, I'm pregnant, don't use are fucking
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line. You do that to that
fucking April Fools Day, fucking and original
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hack, unless you're a dude.
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Bab I a do know April.
Second, third, for just do it
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every day. It won't get hold. Never, never, Hey, worse
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if it works through to see your
horses. It worse for me, Bro.
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That's one of the few times where
double standards is like it's like okay,
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yeah, it was fine, because
that's like a legitimate worry for people.
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Yeah, says I'm pregnant. That's
not like it's a thing. That's
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a life changing event. You can't
joke about something else, but a dude
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who biologically can't get pregnant. Funny. Do you guys know that people thought,
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G I didn't know this, that
Gmail was a hoax, was an
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April fools joke, because, yeah, so Google announced Gmail on March thirty
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one, two thousand and four,
like right before midnight, and it was
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this. It was a web based
email that was free and had a gigabyte
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of storage, and people are like, that's fucking fake. Y'All was like
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this a, there's a, there's
A. Google has like a history of
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launching stuff on April Fools Day.
They are actually like real. So,
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like in two thousand and ten,
Google added a feature that would allow you
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to wear those blue and red d
glass is the CD street view, and
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they took it away after a few
days, but they put it in there
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two thousand and fourteen. They they
did shelfies, which are shareable selfies that
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can make you can make a damn
it set street view. Here I come,
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doesn't work. I don't there.
Oh my God, yeah, what
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about I'm outside of prime pizza and
follow. This is my my Jim.
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I don't even know. I lost
the Platte was going on. I don't
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care. I love places. Love
to be right outside of gems. There's
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a mellow mushroom literally right out of
the door my gem. Well, this
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is they know that's where they're going
to make the most, their most,
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most of their money. Yeah,
I'm like, man, I'm tired over
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pizza and beer right fucking now.
Well, there is a there's a pizza
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place in Ohio. I can't for
lack remember what it was called, but
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they had a sweepstakes thing going on. We're back to fucking sweeps again.
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Yeah, excuse week. And you
would like put your teeth tails and you
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would like like, obviously like some
of the prizes where you get free pizza
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for however long, blow, Blah. One of them was like you get
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a free JIM member. I.
I mean you know, it's actually not
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a bad prom which is so was
really funny to me. There was a
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website that I used to go to
when I was younger because I was a
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fucking weird called Temple Oh, trunks
and it was like a fans I dedicated
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to trunks, the Dragon Ball Z
character. Yeah, sure, and one
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year they for April fool. They
used to do April folds jokes there.
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One year they changed it to Temple
Oh Gold Oh, and made it a
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side dedicated to the member of the
green the Little Squat Green Guy, you
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force. So that was a fun
one. Oh, no, I like
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a pro fols days. Yeah,
it's like this light, hard and one
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knot. Yeah, you guys remember
Neo pets? Yeah, Oh my God.
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Yeah, that's all I had to
say about that. There's a parally
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black market there with the O,
with paintbrushes. We're like everything, everything,
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like they're like there's yeah, there
was a lot of fucking. There's
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a legit black market. Yeah,
cuts, the cuts, the real like
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three years. I've, yeah,
got the futures, just an NFTS.
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Well, I was gonna say.
I was going to say cuts to be
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a three years. I'm on like
a raid force for some fucking ICES.
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Hideout. It like to you can
staid and we kick in the door.
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Were like well, fuckers, we
fucking ice them all and then we will
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like my God, it's just like
all the laptops, you though, those
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shitty like tough books they always have
for some reason. It's just all all,
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like Neopez were like. Write it
down, write it down. More
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logs out. That's how here were
two of the transaction yeah, instead of
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a instead of a fucking regular Fiat
network, and they're using me opens.
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Good. See The camera zooms out. You're all in the meadow verse.
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So this is a decree to you
into the rest of the world. I
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will never ever be in the metavers
ever. Thank you. This is a
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hill that I will die up.
I can't stand verus. Will Reality for
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more than like twenty minutes before,
sir, getting like a Pars. I
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watch the video all to send it
to you guys later. It's done by
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this guy called Moon who does these
really good, just like snappy, twenty
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to thirty minute mini documentaries. It's
all about contemporary stuff and he did one
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about basically how the future you know, they're big tech and even government to
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sort of engineering it now, to
kind of selling fucking it. Help shows
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that their entineer for the frocks.
But but it makes sense, which is
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the only reason I'm refer saving in
that is there basically engineering it to basically
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force you to spend time in the
metaverse, whether be to buy things,
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to spend your time, you know, nft's fucking whatever, and it's other
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way. It makes its way fucking
FT's, yeah, for Real, and
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Crypto in general. Yeah, but
and and it talks about, you know,
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the move to digital currency all that, and he cites some he cites
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a lot of sources that it's like, Oh fuck, this actually has some
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like legitimacy behind you. Is just
some lunatic on the Internet. So if
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that ever happens, they're like,
Oh, you got a log, your
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your two hours in fucking the metaverse
or you're not going to be able to
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buy milk. I'm just fuck off
to the woods at that point. Yeah,
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yeah, it's it's one of the
things where, yeah, it's you
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might as well yea, if they're
going to force if they're going to force
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that. Yeah, I mean honestly, that's kind of how that's how,
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like social media in general works.
All social media plays a big components,
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all its uses the same kind of
engineering, where it's just like they're designed
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to keep you using it as long
as possible. Yeah, get more information
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out of these. So it knows
how to sell things to wells and it's
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also it plays on psychology to keep
you on it longer. It's U so
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I don't know if I've told you, guys, it's but I basically been
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on a on this slow but sure
dope, main detox, getting myself basically
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away from those quick, you know, instant gratification, short term deal of
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me hits. That happen over and
over and over and over again. That's
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what you're doing intentionally do I know
on a, don't mean de talks for
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a long, yeas time. You
still have tick tock. Yeah, that
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doesn't give me the same head,
Dude. Not Tick Tock. Tick Tock
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is like a different like. I'm
not looking for validation, no, pure
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approval on Tick Tock. I'm looking
to fucking laughed different. There's a but.
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So I've been doing stuff like that. We're like, instead of order
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door, I cook myself, which
has been great for the whole health aspects
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to yea and all that. You
know, an hour or two before bed,
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the phone gets put on doing a
the STURB and stays out here and
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I fucking read an actual book,
you know, in my bed, which
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is always better for your brain.
Everyone should do that, but that's a
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topic for another time. One.
You've been doing those like twenty minute like
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so, Yep, the twenty minute
Meditation Walk, this twenty minute mental health
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walks, listening to a lot of
classical music, legally, HMM, and
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cold checked out. What are you
reading? Not of them, but if
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I in this guy some kind of
war hammer bunk. I can see that
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much. I can twice. Which
one is that? Okay, Sanna,
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but I'm reading the wolf time right
now, and next is Katieu stands.
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To Send you that short story.
Yes, please, HMM, but but
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yeah, I mean just after watching
that and then seeing, seeing how fuck
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is going on right now. Basically, yeah, I'm making a lot of
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life changes to get myself as far
away from the inner webs as possible,
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and if I didn't, if I
didn't have the fucking Book Shit, I
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wouldn't be on any of it right
now. Yeah, it was like one
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of the best. This is I, or May I know, and I
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ma saying macause it makes me sound
like that Dickhead who get, who used
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to get on basis. Like I'm
getting off. If you need but you
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see, call me. You didn't
do that, you just leave. That's
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that's the fucking leave. You didn't
do that. I Hate Shit like that
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or like I saw a thing today
where it was make fun of these fucking
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these, quote unquote, Natty bodybuilders
that are clearly on fucking cure and and
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in one was all about the fucking
look at me post where she, you
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know, obviously has someone take a
candid picture of her, where she's staring
448
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at the mirror all fucking angry.
She's like, I don't need to be
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here at seven fifteen pm, you
know, I don't need to do a
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two hour like like day, but
I do it anyway. The first comment
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was like, well, you don't
need to beat it and why are you
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00:35:44.039 --> 00:35:52.519
posting about it? Yeah, stupid, I did. I so I kept
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facebook. Okay, I would have
deleted facebook a lot fucking time ago,
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not for my family. That's the
only reason I still have it. It's
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so exact, just so in my
instagram post there's just my family. Does
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I'm all on? Yeah, yess, same I. But so I deleted
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facebook for my phone. Yeah,
I check it like at the end of
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a month just in case. Not
to you, but I did. I
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did go so I checked it.
I checked it so the reason why I
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check it is because I have my
my family, my stepmom's family, has
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a has a facebook group and they
they schedule like zoom family, zoom calls.
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Okay, facebook group. So I
go back and I check it.
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00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:36.960
Well, you see, that's different, like that's good. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah, that's why I go back
and check it. But I'll but
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I saw that Jordan Carroll posted facebook. He he goes when he whenever he's
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near and in and out. He
posted. He did, I did see
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that. Yeah, to let people
know that he was buying in and out.
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He didn't eat there because it makes
people so he posts that on facebook
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and then I go into the comment
section and people like why, Boo,
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that sucks. You should have eaten
there. commented. I commented. In
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and out is mid and I ran
away. Anyway, they're actively hunting Sam
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right now. We'll see what happens
by the end of this episode. I'm
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still I'm on the fucking April fool's
joke page for neopets still. She's because
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I'm fascinated it by all this stuff, because I lived through most of these.
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There was like a year that they
released. They like put out a
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post said we've got fifty new neo
pets coming and they're all like wacky like
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new ones, and it was a
joke. He was like we want some
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of these and they were just like
okay, we'll put it to a vote.
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Whoever wins the vote becomes a new
pet, and an ORBU was a
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little Llama guy that won the vote. So you, I've read. Just
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remember the fact that you like we're
able to back end into your fucking neo
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pets account and like excels to like
coding, to be like I want this
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theme right. There would be like
four ms of like just copy paste this.
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You know it too it if you
want a halloween the like, do
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you want music ml profile? That's
what it was, eight DML. Yet
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I remember never played the game,
but I like this song. So the
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fucking kingdom hearts them. What is
my page? Is Music background. So
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I'm a great song. I'm on
record right, I play. I you
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00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:40.679
know, look, fucking here's my
skin. I fucking love, loved,
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00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:45.960
loved kingdom hearts and I don't disown
it because it was such a big part
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of my life. It was one
of my favorite video series for such a
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00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:52.639
long time. I played kingdom marks
three and I was so fucking disappointed and
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I was just like, who fucking
who cares about commutes anymore? And then,
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and then the final character for Super
Smash Ros Sortie was Sorah, and
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I was watching it and then the
fucking simple and clean started playing and I
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00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:16.840
legit tears started welling up in my
eyes because that's song makes me emotional,
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00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:22.039
seem play one second of it here. So I okay, don't go ahead.
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Second. No, no, you
go ahead, because I I've got
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a I've got a question. That
couple just see a ratle. So I'll
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00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:30.440
say that for after your thing.
Okay, I just wanted to. I
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00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:32.880
just wanted to, and cold knows
this life because he's been playing it too,
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00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:40.199
I would I spent the last basically
month just completely entrenched and Elton Ray,
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00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:45.320
fuck it, I'll be back,
all right, by ZAC. No,
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00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:49.239
I'm going to talk about I'm gonna
bid with both of you. Yes,
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00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:57.639
talk about elderly with you, K
with him. Hell yeah, he's
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00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:00.159
getting the picture. What did they
doing there? Okay, is Avatar to.
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00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:07.840
We're done talking about old and good
love it anyway. So that's it.
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00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:13.719
By okay, by saying I will. So I've been on a record,
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like I've tried to play the firm
Software Games. Yes, I've just
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00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:19.760
gone to upset and I was just
like this is going to be the people
511
00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.079
were saying this one is, you
know, you know it's he's saying it's
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a little bit iccessible. Is Way
more sissful than like dark souls like one,
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two and, yeah, I three
was one of my was one of
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my favorite, like I love our
souls one. It plays similar to Dar
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00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:43.000
Souls One, but it is just
a lot more accessible. Like, like
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I'm gone on record by saying,
like bloodboard is one of my favorite games
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of all time. I like the
esthetic a blood born. I'll probably go
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00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:53.039
back in eventually, but I but, like I was just like, I'll
519
00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:59.400
never be one of these. I
never get to a point good, crispy
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pop. I'll never get to a
point where I'm going to feel good enough
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00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:06.440
about my skills as a that's a
Gamer to take a also, also,
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just on a side with us.
I know that no one gives a fuck
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00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:15.280
about my opinion here, but just
talking it out here. Up If you
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00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:20.840
are one of those like from soft
players that, yeahs on fucking people for
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00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:24.519
how they play, go fuck yourself. You're the kind of the fucking worse.
526
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:29.360
It's a fun fucking game, but
I'm Getta get a second that just
527
00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:32.800
because I hate people who can keep
yeah, like, fuck you, I'm
528
00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:37.800
really fucking happy this. You were
able to like, you know, make
529
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:40.559
this bill. That will one shot. You know, Damn your eye,
530
00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:45.159
boss. That's fucking cool. That's
cool. That's cool to a summersault real
531
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:52.840
life. Yeah, like that.
You just annoys the shit. I mean.
532
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.079
So I'll be online. I'll see
like people like making these like dumb
533
00:41:55.159 --> 00:42:00.079
fucking jokes. Is like, Dude, fucking let people will enjoy shit.
534
00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:06.239
Why? God Damn, it's that's
that's another barry. I think a lot
535
00:42:06.280 --> 00:42:08.360
of the reason why people people because
a lot of people talk, like discourse
536
00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:12.519
about like how difficult it is,
like Oh, it's too hard, blah,
537
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:16.119
Blah Blah. But I think the
big gate gateway to entry was marijuana.
538
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:25.280
That's also true. Yes, wanting
drugs was the community. Yeah,
539
00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:29.719
get good, and I'm fully I'm
fully commn's like the community, like most
540
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:31.239
of the community is not like that, but the people who are very vocal
541
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:34.679
were the people that were like get
good, you stuck, Blah Blah,
542
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.360
blah. Yeah, that's a big
barrier for people. Yeah, but I
543
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:38.199
was just like, I want to
play this. It's going to be in
544
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:40.760
the that, guys, I feel
like playing it. It's gonna be if
545
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:45.280
you go into it knowing like it
is going to be hard. Like that
546
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:52.079
is the thing. Like I love
that they quay like two bosses back to
547
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:57.880
back that you are not supposed to
be and that is literally just a humbling
548
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:00.079
type situation. was like Hey,
well, that you are. If you
549
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:06.159
will, if you persevere through this
full shit, the reward and they all
550
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:09.000
will be so much more. And
there's that. That's a constant in like
551
00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:13.519
from soft games, and I think
the difference with this one those that they
552
00:43:13.559 --> 00:43:16.159
put those walls in front of you, but there are ways to get away
553
00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:21.400
place exactly. You can. You
can literally just go if it's here,
554
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:25.039
you can learn, just HMM and
go off and explore, do something else
555
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:29.039
and build yourself up and come back
later, which I did a lot.
556
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:32.000
Yeah, but like I put in
so many hours into it and I not
557
00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:37.719
only beat it, I got every
achievement. Yeah, like I really lost
558
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:42.559
myself in that game and I felt
I felt like can you did that pretty
559
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:46.440
quickly too. I remember you put
about you did well, so I I
560
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:50.360
yeah, cool, because I spent
like, I think I put in about
561
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:59.239
ninety five hours into Antil done.
Yeah, so that's what full whole days
562
00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:05.880
I we well, keep in mind. I there was like a there's like
563
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:08.880
a part of it where I just
I wasn't working. So there was,
564
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:13.639
there was. There is like a
period of like two weeks where I just
565
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:16.760
didn't do anything but play it for
the most part. But I yeah,
566
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:22.239
I just got really into it.
I got all the achievements for it and
567
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:25.119
I don't know, I just really
loved it and so I given it's given
568
00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:29.159
me the confidence to kind of go
back and try some of the older ones
569
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:31.039
that I kind of gave up on, now that I have that mindset of
570
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:37.400
like how to play them. To
blood born, yeah, why I will,
571
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:39.280
because I still I have bloodborn,
because blood warm was on playstation plus
572
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:45.000
one of the months. The thing, that's the only thing that's really like
573
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:50.639
the big difference. Obviously the blood
born is like you're not blocking. It's
574
00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:54.360
a lot of rocks just dodged away
ry shoot, which which the cold.
575
00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:59.039
Yeah, you saw my you help
me, you help me create my build.
576
00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:02.280
I was enough locking you aren't Bunga. Yeah, I got a fucking
577
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:07.360
I saw somebody. Yeah, so
I got yeah, so I got the
578
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.239
Great Sword, which was basically the
great sword from Berzer gots his great sword.
579
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.280
There's only one in the game,
but in this the difference in this
580
00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:17.920
game is that you can summon your
friends in or anybody, and they can
581
00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:22.400
drop items for you. All that's
clue. Yeah, so Cole and his
582
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:30.239
game like spending. Cole and his
game got hit the Great Sword. Gave
583
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:32.599
it to me. I gave him
my bloodhound Fang so we could have that,
584
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:37.119
which is the sort he was using, and I just beefed up my
585
00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:39.920
two great swords and I called him
my uncle Bunga build because I I had
586
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:44.320
all these like like beat like power
ups and like spells and stuff I put
587
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:47.400
on before a battle and that would
run in and I would jump and OA
588
00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:52.960
and like wipe away a huge chunk
of hell. That's also cool. That's
589
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:55.599
also cool. Ship of the game
even accounts for that. Like, yeah,
590
00:45:55.679 --> 00:46:00.199
there's only one in the game,
but if someone else drops you want,
591
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:04.239
you're allowed to use too, or
words like you can just beat the
592
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:07.400
game, come back a new game
plus and do it oh, that's cool
593
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:12.800
too. Yeah, yeah, which
the other they so the other thing too.
594
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:15.159
And there was a there is a
really hard buy, which I want
595
00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:19.079
spell for you, but people called
it like the hardest boss in the game
596
00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:23.880
and I built up a side build. I found a really cool Katana called
597
00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:31.280
rivers of blood. Yeah, that's
PRETTR rpos post postner for really. Yeah,
598
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:36.519
but it had a really good bleed
and so I beat that up and
599
00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:38.840
I had it like on my secondary
weapon, and so I went into this
600
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:44.719
boss got completely shit stomped with my
own Goa Maunga, and so I was
601
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:47.960
like, okay, I'll try it
again with my rivers of blood. Went
602
00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:52.079
in and to spamed the at and
spam the ability. Yeah, and kept
603
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:57.039
on stunlocking this boss. Yeah,
because because they kept on getting bled.
604
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:01.280
Go into the second phase. Some
in my mimic tier plus ten did the
605
00:47:01.320 --> 00:47:07.119
same thing and then we were both
fucking spam me. Second try got thought
606
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:09.159
the hardest boss in the game,
which I'm not taken away from anybody who
607
00:47:09.199 --> 00:47:13.760
struggle with it. I can see
why somebody who is not prepared for that
608
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.159
battle would have so much trouble with
it, but I was. I felt
609
00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:20.519
so proud of myself. So I'm
really proud. I think elder ring is
610
00:47:20.559 --> 00:47:23.679
great. If you have ever like
thought about the idea of playing a from
611
00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:28.760
software game, good, try this
one. This one will from. This
612
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:34.519
one might be the one that'll get
you. Yeah, Zach, what was
613
00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:37.199
your rabbit hole topic? I would
like to go down. So my rabbit
614
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:43.639
hole pits my rabbit hole topic,
because obviously today is fool stake, for
615
00:47:43.800 --> 00:47:46.760
which means we are one third of
the way through the year of marble,
616
00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:52.079
or two thousand and twenty two,
which, Holy Shit, man, what
617
00:47:52.239 --> 00:48:00.119
the fuck? So my question was
it's a two part the first one is
618
00:48:00.599 --> 00:48:04.800
that was two thousand and twenty two
treating you so far, and the second
619
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:08.639
what have you? What should really
think about this? What have you done
620
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:13.280
thus far in two thousand and twenty
two that has made you a better person?
621
00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:21.320
I began a real into the introspection
retrospective way of thinking lately and I
622
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:27.239
thinkured is I figured I'd share the
wealth. It's been good for the most
623
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:32.880
part, and I ask where am
it's been a good most part. The
624
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:38.800
thing that I have done that has
helped me grow is I a couple of
625
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:43.480
years ago it was like two thousand
and twenty, I started doing like New
626
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:46.119
Year's resolutions, and not like the
standard ones of life. I'm gonna,
627
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:53.280
you know, lose weight or I'M
gonna exercise, more like that. I
628
00:48:53.360 --> 00:49:00.400
started doing like basically something to add
to my life, and the one that
629
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:06.400
I had for this year was I'm
going to actively try to be more positive,
630
00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:10.719
HMM, within in every aspect of
my life, like whether you work,
631
00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:20.199
relationships and a personal or professional basically
just try to lose this kind of
632
00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:30.239
pessimistic cloud that I've had over me
for the past ten years. Ah,
633
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:32.119
I just think it's I think it's
I kind of unhealthy and, like a
634
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:36.239
lot of people I look up to
and, like you know, in media
635
00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:42.079
and like listen to another podcast,
kind of exhibit that same behavior, just
636
00:49:42.239 --> 00:49:45.599
like kind of Woo, leaning more
into the positivity, and I don't mean
637
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:50.360
like that kind of bullshit altruism,
I like everything is going to be okay,
638
00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:52.840
like things are going to be bad
sometimes, but just lean into the
639
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:59.760
suck a little light, just find
the silver lining, try and be as
640
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:02.880
positive as I can be and just
kind of put that energy out and I
641
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:08.119
have been a thousand times more happier. It's excellent and I'm glad to hear
642
00:50:08.199 --> 00:50:15.239
that. Yeah, so the year
has been really weird for me right because
643
00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:19.360
I don't want to I'm not going
to get really too much. Yeah,
644
00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:21.800
you don't. You don't have to
get like you to the to the Leeds
645
00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:28.039
of things. But the beginning of
the year wasn't great, honestly. You
646
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:32.679
know, I they're started. I
was like in really bad, bad run
647
00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:36.280
with me, with my job at
the time, and I just I was
648
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:38.719
just I was just not happy at
all. I felt like I was stalling
649
00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:45.280
out on a bunch of stuff.
But you know, we're here in in,
650
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:51.320
you know, April, now this
month, I started a new job,
651
00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:57.599
which, congratulations again, yeah much. I won't. I don't want
652
00:50:57.639 --> 00:51:00.039
to say specifically. Where's people,
people who know? No, but I
653
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:07.920
don't want to like be like her
and make it full a corporate yeah,
654
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:17.079
Ab you love. Yeah, anthropology, West Coast reach, Joel Osteen,
655
00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:23.159
ministry. In turn. Which one
of those you think is actually true?
656
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:34.760
No, set till word. Yeah
for it. I got a really great
657
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.000
job that I that I've been enjoying
a lot, that I feel very comfortable
658
00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:42.440
and is that is kind of like
a honestly, I could dream come true
659
00:51:42.480 --> 00:51:46.159
for me in a lot of ways. I feeling good about that. So
660
00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:51.320
I think it treated me very bad
at first and it's start. It's like
661
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:57.320
baby, it's okay, I'll sorry. It's trying to correct itself and I
662
00:51:57.440 --> 00:52:00.039
think one of the things that helped
me, and also another thing that is
663
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:07.559
like like my positive change for myself, is that during that time it helped
664
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:10.519
me kind of I was like I
need stuff, I need my hobbies,
665
00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:14.199
I need the things today that I
love to do, and I got a
666
00:52:14.199 --> 00:52:17.920
lot more organized with my writing,
and so I was able to get to
667
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:22.000
a point with my book where,
I know I talked about it on here,
668
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.599
I was I was, you know, comfortable enough, in confident enough
669
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:29.639
in where I was at to announce
it, basically, and I'm still still
670
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:34.280
truck and away, still writing.
Zach. I am almost now with my
671
00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:37.039
next chunk for you, so you
can you can keep that. Ye,
672
00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:40.719
wait through it a minute. Yeah, but I just, yeah, I'm
673
00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:44.079
just I'm just feeling good and I
think, I think that's kind of like
674
00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:46.360
the thing that's pushing me forward this. I want to finish the book this
675
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:50.000
year. Yeah, that's my goal. Hell, yeah, man, I'm
676
00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:53.639
I'm gonna do it and I am
more more than confident, especially with,
677
00:52:53.920 --> 00:53:00.079
yeah, how much you've got of
it already. Yeah, and and that's
678
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:01.960
and I think the key is that, like I have it like all,
679
00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:07.039
like not only like plot it out, but like detail plot it out,
680
00:53:07.079 --> 00:53:10.559
like I spent. I spent like
a bunch of time one week just sitting
681
00:53:10.599 --> 00:53:14.199
down and say, okay, here's
the key stuff for here, here's and
682
00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:16.639
some of that stuff will change and
move around, obviously, but like to
683
00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:22.400
have the the the skeleton and the
musculature done, yeah, will help the
684
00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:25.000
rest all. Man, I cannot
wait. I cannot wait for you and
685
00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:30.079
I have our arts writers episode.
Yes, we're going to do that soon.
686
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:31.559
I've got the dove, got the
turtle neck all set to go to.
687
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:35.760
I need to get one, need
two, order one, but man,
688
00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:38.360
fuck, depending on when we do
it, it's only it's excuse say
689
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:43.960
you might die in a turtle neck
because it like we're recording it's it's it's
690
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.880
march twenty nine when we're recording this
and it's not even that hot outside.
691
00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:52.119
And I am new dude. We
had eighty two tomorrow. I did we
692
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:57.960
want a fucking cool dude. It
was twenty five degrees today. What?
693
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:01.440
I don't know. What the he's
going on in Virginia, least twenty five
694
00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:07.320
degrees day and it was miserable.
Yes, yeah, it is a it
695
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:13.280
is currently fifty six and cloudy.
I shouldn't be sweating right now. Well,
696
00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:15.480
you, we all know you run
hot anyway. So I do.
697
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:20.760
It's a genetic thing. Every sixty
six degrees right now, and Chi knew
698
00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:25.360
that. Someone else. Look,
yeah, what up, funny. Oh,
699
00:54:25.559 --> 00:54:30.079
also, also the the other thing
that has made my life better for
700
00:54:30.559 --> 00:54:39.880
this year is, yeah, new
hobbies for him. You are that is
701
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:42.920
a thing. I'm trying to get
into new hobbies. I'm trying to do,
702
00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:47.000
you know, more stuff. I
there was a and we there was
703
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:52.599
a humble bundle that was out for
a little bit. Had had a shit
704
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:58.239
tonally games, shit ten of games, but not just the Games it had.
705
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:04.119
It had unity courses. MMM.
And with my new job I have
706
00:55:04.239 --> 00:55:08.840
access to see sharp and like coating
courses for free. And so I'm just
707
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:13.119
like old. Maybe I'M gonna starty. I'm start getting into coding. Yeah,
708
00:55:13.360 --> 00:55:15.599
cool, fuck, yeah, you
know, that's all set to you
709
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:20.239
know, you know, get the
old bag. Yeah, why? I
710
00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:22.320
mean why not? You know,
so, new hobbies and, like all
711
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:25.480
said, being more positive, I
think in general is is kind of like
712
00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:29.039
a key thing as well. So
I, you know, like to be
713
00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:32.239
doing that. So just and and
just investing more time in the things that
714
00:55:32.280 --> 00:55:37.679
are already love doing and giving that
more of my energy than I have been,
715
00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:42.119
I think, recently. Isn't also
important to me this year? Yeah,
716
00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:46.440
that's awesome. What about use a? So so, as you both
717
00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:51.639
know, the year started pretty Shitty
for me as well. January was a
718
00:55:51.800 --> 00:55:58.840
real, real rough time, and
even the beginning February was. But but
719
00:55:59.719 --> 00:56:05.239
actually, what's funny is most of
my improvements overlapping everything you guys have said
720
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:12.079
so far. I've much like coal, which is why I couldn't stop smiling.
721
00:56:12.119 --> 00:56:15.639
And he was talking about it.
Is I've taken active steps to be
722
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:21.960
less angry, less just, you
know, basically taking a much more lay,
723
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:24.480
safe air attitude toward life. Yeah, just like, you know,
724
00:56:25.000 --> 00:56:28.880
say lavy. You know, whatever
it's going to happen is going to happen,
725
00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:35.800
there's not much I can do about
it. And then focusing on focusing
726
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:38.360
on being more present in a lot
of ways. So yeah, so,
727
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:45.880
taking the taking the time for myself, making sure I I going to the
728
00:56:45.960 --> 00:56:51.079
gym and doing my twenty minute mental
health walks, almost giving myself like a
729
00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:55.519
schedule again, because humans are pretty
habit but also, fundamentally going back and
730
00:56:55.599 --> 00:57:01.159
analyzing, analyzing my mindset and what
sort of makes me tick and playing on
731
00:57:01.239 --> 00:57:05.960
the things that I know work for
me. So getting into new hobbies.
732
00:57:06.039 --> 00:57:09.159
Call got me into war hammer,
and that also applies to a beautiful thing
733
00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:14.800
out there called art therapy. For
me. Yeah, I could just sit
734
00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:17.159
there and Zen out while I'm fucking
peeling mold lines and shit like that.
735
00:57:17.199 --> 00:57:23.079
I didn't even started painting yet,
like the lines and one on, yeah,
736
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:28.199
yeah, you know. Or focusing
on the writing, coming up with
737
00:57:28.719 --> 00:57:31.840
coming up with new ideas, a
really refining old ideas that I'm finally putting
738
00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:39.920
into into perspective. And and yeah, just just focusing on on myself and
739
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:45.960
my mindset. And I am in
I'm doing world's better than I was even
740
00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:51.519
two months ago. It's such a
fair feeling because, you guys, I
741
00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:57.079
was in a fucking bad spot for
a while there, and I owe a
742
00:57:57.159 --> 00:58:00.480
lot of it to you guys too, because I've got Sam to talk about
743
00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:01.760
the writing, with the guy,
call it talk about the war hammer with
744
00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:05.360
you. Know, I just got
you guys to bullshit with in general,
745
00:58:06.559 --> 00:58:07.840
and so I owe you, guys, you know, huge thank you,
746
00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:13.280
because I would not be were on
that now without you guys just sort of
747
00:58:13.480 --> 00:58:19.480
being being there and putting up with
my bs of like boots going on.
748
00:58:20.079 --> 00:58:22.559
You know, while I figured all
that out, well, I I want
749
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:24.920
to I want to throw something out
there too. I mean because call you
750
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:29.000
you're like no, no, and
I don't want to say because, because
751
00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:32.400
you did most of that, like
with your own powers. Yeah, that's
752
00:58:32.519 --> 00:58:36.920
that's an important thing to know.
I think it's I think it's absolutely okay
753
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:40.519
to credit your friends and the people
in your life, the people that love
754
00:58:40.599 --> 00:58:45.480
you and support you, with helping
you through and helping you to make those
755
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:46.920
changes as well. Sure, I
am. Do I think that we are
756
00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:59.400
one hundred percent responsible for all of
Zack's pont changes? The fuckers, I'm
757
00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:07.119
still miserable. No, obviously I
don't. I don't. We we wouldn't
758
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:10.159
take credit for all of his positive
changes, but like, I'm not gonna
759
00:59:10.199 --> 00:59:13.719
I'm not going to downplay that.
We were. We helped a part of
760
00:59:13.760 --> 00:59:16.000
it, just like you guys have
helped me with my positive changes and means
761
00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:22.079
ZAC helped coal and a lot of
ways like it's you know, it's you're
762
00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:29.199
a product of your environments as well
as your own mind, and it's your
763
00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:36.360
kind of duty to make your environment
a place where your mind can thrive.
764
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:38.360
Yeah, and so absolute using choosing, choosing the right people to be in
765
00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:43.559
your life and choosing the right support
system. She will help you choosing the
766
00:59:43.679 --> 00:59:46.559
right wall Er. It was exactly. That's that's the thing that's going to
767
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:51.639
really push you over the finish life. That, that's that's what's gonna make
768
00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:57.480
me, make me make it big, is having the Cockatoo. This two
769
00:59:57.519 --> 01:00:00.039
thousand and twenty two, year of
the coca to two thousand and twenty Cokato.
770
01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:05.599
Yeah, year of growth for you. We got there. Yea.
771
01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:09.920
And actually, you know what else? You know what else? April release
772
01:00:10.039 --> 01:00:15.639
month, April twenty two. Oh, yes, yes, say here,
773
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:22.760
look like you. It's your fucking
book, true, blank on that.
774
01:00:22.360 --> 01:00:30.239
Yes, it is. When Book
Number Two, wet work, is coming
775
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:36.199
out. Yeah, paper, paperback
and in Kindall. I've got the link
776
01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:40.519
and I've had the link to the
order wet work in the description. When
777
01:00:40.599 --> 01:00:44.079
it comes out I will change that
link to the link to buy it,
778
01:00:44.199 --> 01:00:45.599
which I think it's the same.
It'll be the same one mine. I
779
01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:49.679
have to, I might have to
change it, but the link to to
780
01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:54.159
wet work is in every video of
the Zach is in and the link to
781
01:00:54.239 --> 01:00:59.519
whatever project he's working I will always
be in the whiche video descript okay,
782
01:00:59.639 --> 01:01:07.000
thank you very much, Sam.
Yes, so I'm just like I remember,
783
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:10.159
I don't have the book. Is
On my on have the book in
784
01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:15.800
the room to remind me the book
shelves. Yeah, the book is on
785
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:17.280
my bookshelf in the living room.
I don't have to remind me. I'm
786
01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:22.400
just like, Hey, it's April's
happening in April, April fools. Yeah,
787
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:25.519
it'll be three weeks from this release
of this episode. Actually, yeah,
788
01:01:27.920 --> 01:01:30.920
yeah, I think just exactly,
yeah, exactly three. I have
789
01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:38.360
all of my releases scheduled for for
a Friday. SMART is that? Yeah,
790
01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:40.480
play it all like Oh, I
got, you know, got a
791
01:01:40.519 --> 01:01:44.559
new book and especially for the kindle
readers, you know, so they can
792
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:49.239
reach sort of reading it all the
weekend. Yea Perfect time, and here's
793
01:01:49.280 --> 01:01:53.400
hoping it with book three I'm able
to figure out Amazon's fucking self publishing thing
794
01:01:53.519 --> 01:01:57.880
to be able to make it so
it could could pre order the paperback as
795
01:01:57.920 --> 01:02:00.079
well. Yeah, yeah, that
would be cool. That mean and I
796
01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:02.239
say, I was like, please
figure it out so I could do it
797
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:08.199
from my pleas. Yeah, exacts, my Guinea pig for what I think,
798
01:02:08.280 --> 01:02:13.199
finish anything. It's like, yeah, Sam, it's gonna go.
799
01:02:13.360 --> 01:02:15.440
How do I do this? fucking
here, right, I learned it all.
800
01:02:16.639 --> 01:02:22.199
Here's My pdf doc on the process. I actually should write all that
801
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:29.119
down for you. Yeah, I, yeah, I mean fing your in
802
01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:31.079
your own time. I know what
I'll be doing at work tomorrow because I
803
01:02:31.079 --> 01:02:35.960
haven't had dick to do this week
and I'm making up outward. This work
804
01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:38.400
is actually picking up for me,
which I'm thankful for because I think should
805
01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:44.079
we, if we get on hacks
tomorrow, I'll be through the fucking like
806
01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:46.400
moon and dude. Yeah, well, I mean, well, I'm to
807
01:02:46.480 --> 01:02:49.960
go into the all that. Well, well, I mean, you know,
808
01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:52.840
yesterday was so slow I had time
to type out, of what,
809
01:02:52.039 --> 01:02:59.119
four or five pads document for you, Cole. Yeah, yeah, what
810
01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:02.239
was that? What was in that
package that you got from WHO's a whole,
811
01:03:04.039 --> 01:03:08.880
or from Zach? Yeah, because
it the book. It was a
812
01:03:09.360 --> 01:03:15.239
limited time miniature for the anniversary of
my local games workshop. Story. You
813
01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:20.360
could, you can't. You can't
get it like through like their online.
814
01:03:20.559 --> 01:03:24.039
You have to get like a break
in mortar, and so Zach's lives like
815
01:03:24.239 --> 01:03:29.199
right next one. The closest one
as like fifteen minutes. Yeah, it's
816
01:03:29.239 --> 01:03:32.000
closes. One of me is in
turn create and Ashle. So like you're
817
01:03:32.000 --> 01:03:35.960
gonna say in Turkey. I was
like what the fuck? No, no,
818
01:03:36.119 --> 01:03:38.760
no, creat yeah, that,
yeah, get away through a field
819
01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:43.840
of turn angry Turkish. Yeah,
yeah, those are those Turks are real
820
01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:52.880
big on those crusaders are little to
the antidote. Three creek sounds like pot
821
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:55.599
on blumkin bullshit. Is actually one
of the nicer parts of NAXOL with l
822
01:03:55.719 --> 01:04:02.559
than one of more affluent areas.
There you go, damned. Damned.
823
01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:08.760
Well, so I've I've got a
hopefully a day that's not bit really cold
824
01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:12.880
because I've been going to my local
games workshop to like learn how to assemble
825
01:04:12.960 --> 01:04:15.639
these things. That the next one
for my ultra Marines as the prime a,
826
01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:20.280
but yet to do that outside.
So not to bring enough. I
827
01:04:20.320 --> 01:04:25.519
should get the gundams. Boo.
Yeah, you should get the Gundam.
828
01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:28.760
He's got in two thousand and twenty
two. Yeah, do. They're all
829
01:04:29.119 --> 01:04:30.480
there. You Go. That are
therapy again. You just see throwing some
830
01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:34.039
music or a documentary or whatever.
Fuck A. Yeah, I'm sit here
831
01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:39.760
making fucking Kadi and shock troops while
listening to a documentary about that, about
832
01:04:39.800 --> 01:04:43.000
the horse heresy. You know it, know it all looks out. I
833
01:04:43.280 --> 01:04:48.840
literally built all of like my sisters
while watching the last dance, like I
834
01:04:49.199 --> 01:04:53.239
heard, all, all right,
here we go, but I'm gonna,
835
01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:58.320
but I'm Jordan. Wow, I'm
gonna break my rule because Cole has helped
836
01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:01.079
me finally decide on it. Army, and I don't get to buy my
837
01:05:01.159 --> 01:05:06.320
first box of Death Watch next time
I go there. Yeah, Oh,
838
01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:10.440
yeah, I am before we got
to that to pe. So fucking bad
839
01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:13.480
song. It's rights. Say do
it a PP dance. Yeah, I
840
01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:15.639
need the time. I need to
tell this really quick story about Gunna.
841
01:05:15.760 --> 01:05:19.440
So I don't know if I talked
about Proto on the show before. I
842
01:05:19.559 --> 01:05:23.320
know I've talked to you guys about
a bit on the show. There used
843
01:05:23.320 --> 01:05:25.639
to be this bar and dating called
Proto, where it was like as a
844
01:05:25.679 --> 01:05:30.320
coffee shop but they served alcohol on
the other side and the other side it
845
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:34.079
was a d printing like maker of
our. Yeah, it's really cool place
846
01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:36.760
and so me and my friends,
we had some friends at work there and
847
01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:41.079
like basically every Friday we would we
would be there after work and we would
848
01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:44.280
go hang out and have a couple
of strong bows and hang out. And
849
01:05:44.760 --> 01:05:48.920
one friend of ours that we made
there was really big into gun plan to
850
01:05:48.960 --> 01:05:53.119
Gundam building and he would bring like
a different gun them and he would build
851
01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:55.960
it at this giant conquered table.
We would all sit around and work on
852
01:05:56.000 --> 01:05:59.320
them while we while we all hang
out. Yeah, and he was putting
853
01:05:59.320 --> 01:06:03.320
it together and he dropped a piece, like a really small pot. He
854
01:06:03.400 --> 01:06:09.199
didn't fish the gundom and literally all
of us were like on the ground search
855
01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:12.320
trying to find I don't know if
he ever found it or not. It's
856
01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:14.599
just such a heart breach of them
at front of us. You just go
857
01:06:14.679 --> 01:06:15.320
a friend a new one. I
heat why. I think he did.
858
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:18.440
I think beauty of it, but
just like it was still like at the
859
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:24.320
moment you're just like I found out. Is that like if you do that
860
01:06:24.639 --> 01:06:27.920
with like any of these pieces,
because if fucking I mean like this is
861
01:06:27.920 --> 01:06:32.800
the one of them working on recently. I mean it's fucking tiny. Yeah,
862
01:06:33.039 --> 01:06:38.599
they're like small hand for sale.
If you lose a pes you can
863
01:06:38.719 --> 01:06:44.159
like like hit on games workshop with
like you're basically nice. Proof of hers
864
01:06:44.239 --> 01:06:46.320
is like, Hey, listen,
I fucked up. I lost this piece.
865
01:06:47.159 --> 01:06:53.079
So so to me tell me out. So I've got to film gets.
866
01:06:53.199 --> 01:06:57.360
I've got two things. I know
they're real quick. So the first
867
01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:00.920
one was I was filled. I
was advocates workshop building my space marines and
868
01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:02.920
I lost the BES wet. I
guess I'm going to go with the other
869
01:07:03.000 --> 01:07:12.159
weapons and to close it out,
I was I was contacted by the seller.
870
01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:15.800
They made a counter offer of twelve
dolls, that of fifteen. The
871
01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:18.519
cartridge of snakes. Revenge is on
its way. Oh Yeah, hell,
872
01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:24.159
yeah, hell, yeah, it's
coming. It's coming, maybe, yeah,
873
01:07:24.320 --> 01:07:28.199
but until then I'm going to do
like a really rapid fire exit.
874
01:07:28.239 --> 01:07:30.159
Thank you as much for joining us
on the video. Actually, Sam,
875
01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:36.320
one more act just getting go on
this. Thank you for my thank you
876
01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:42.840
for my new cast members. In
the role of Zack James, called Duncan
877
01:07:43.000 --> 01:07:46.400
Jack James, you do things like
comment, subscribe, hit that down unification.
878
01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:49.480
Let people fucking do the good what? What the Fuck is wrong?
879
01:07:49.639 --> 01:07:55.840
It's piece by your fucking classification.
Hit The bellonivocation. You. Tube will
880
01:07:55.840 --> 01:07:58.840
tell you when new videos come out
and watch a new video and you know
881
01:07:58.880 --> 01:08:00.199
what a new thing I'm gonna Start
telling people to do, which I've already
882
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:03.079
been doing another videos, is tell
a friend and they can do the good
883
01:08:03.119 --> 01:08:05.880
youtube things too. And, as
always, I would like to remind you
884
01:08:06.840 --> 01:08:09.840
have a great life. Thank you
very much. I'm going to go fucking
885
01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:26.279
wet my goddamn pants. Hold.
Wow, the thing is the thing about
886
01:08:26.279 --> 01:08:30.560
the horse herecy is like, you
know, it's such a large, encompassing
887
01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:35.079
like bit of more, ever more, right, like you got to like
888
01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:40.720
there's like so many fucking books in
this series alone. Oh, I can't
889
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:44.760
imagine. Yeah, like this one
is just about like the Prim marks,
890
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:49.439
like there's like something. There's I
think there's one about like the salamanders.
891
01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:53.920
There's one about like the Iron Warriors. I really want to find the one
892
01:08:53.920 --> 01:08:59.640
about jacket's icon because he's my favorite. We should probably do this like off
893
01:08:59.840 --> 01:09:05.239
is I is realized. We're still
absolute. Yeah, yeah, all right,
894
01:09:05.319 --> 01:09:08.159
I'm actually coming to yeah, Yeast
