WNBA Can't Get Out Of Their Own Way

A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts: Solid for Beer Thoughts. Pop a cold one and get interactive with us on YouTube, Facebook, X, or Instagram. Hello and welcome to another fun-filled episode of the Solid 4 Beer Thoughts. Here we are, live almost from Claremont, Indiana. If you don't know where that is, don't look, don't, don't look it up. If you wanna get us or get us if you wanna get us, just get us. ⁓ where you get your podcasts anywhere. ⁓ Spotify, Apple, Spreaker, iHeart, we're at all of ⁓ Socials, ⁓ TikTok, ⁓ Instagram, YouTube, Facebook if you're our age. And ⁓ yeah there MySpace? ⁓ no. I heard they're trying to make a comeback. They are. Did you guys ever have any? No, I never had a MySpace. I did not either. I'm sure Linko did. Yep. I think Linko's knee deep in playing a game. He's busy surfing porn. He's surfing porn. He's doing both. Yeah. We'll talk about He's multitasking over there. Yep. So Jeff, should you have a weekend? Maybe you could do a porn this weekend porn history. Johnny D. Holds. ⁓ yeah, Friday night we did stay home this weekend, Tom. ⁓ believe it or not. I believe it. ⁓ yeah. Friday night went out ⁓ to the local watering hole, had some dinner and couple brew ha ha's, and then Saturday we had an all day golf tournament. ⁓ Thatcher. Thatcher, yeah. ⁓ how many teams in that? There are twenty seven teams on a night hole, of course. Three deep at each hole. Yep. Yep. Yep, and it's it's fun. It's a long day, you know that going in, but ⁓ yeah, you gotta go in with a bright attitude, yeah. Correct, correct. And ⁓ we got sixteen holes in before the skies opened up. Lightning started striking a little ways away. Yeah. And we weren't we were playing like shit. And I said to my son who was in our foursome, I go, We're out of here. I yeah. Saw the light and I go, I'm not I'm not dicking around with this. Lightning on a golf course just doesn't sound ⁓ good to me. ⁓ I said, Let's go. But you've Jake goes in Caddy Shack, right? Yeah, ⁓ yeah, absolutely. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. Yep. And so we left and went into the clubhouse underneath clubhouse, kinda waiting it out. Looked at the radar, and it's just it's coming down in bucket. I it was God it it rained. ⁓ Saturday was stupid. Yeah, I guess there was a tornado touchdown. Well, so there were tornado warnings. I I never heard Heard a siren. I didn't either. Saturday. Yeah. So but supposedly there was a tornado warning and I guess downtown got hammered with some heavy wind. Did they? But I guess there was an E F zero tornado touchdown. I think somewhere on the south side of yeah, ninety seven mile an hour winds. Wow. Yeah. Does that even count? Yeah. It's it's classified a tornado. Yeah. I mean I know what ground zero is, but EF zero I think that's what they call it if it's not ninety seven mile an hour wind? Yeah. I think that counts. That it should be one. At least one. It didn't make it all the way around. Maybe that's it. Okay, that makes that makes total sense. So after ⁓ I think I can, I think I can. After an all day event ⁓ Saturday, ⁓ Shay went to the train concert. ⁓ And that was Dude, I like train. Yeah. She said it was very good. She said it started an hour late, like I think somebody said they went to a concert. Yeah, yeah. Same thing. And ⁓ they left it's they left with like three songs left, I think they said in the set. ⁓ really? To beat and they they didn't have premiere they had premiere parking, not the one closest to the place. But they weren't parked out in the farthest away. So her her Seaster drove, it was her, Shay and Welcome to the show, like two or three others. Mm-hmm. And she's got this little Nissan Ultima. Said the ground, she said, Thank God we didn't park in the main parking lot. ⁓ just mud pit. Said it was just absolute shit. And they told her when she was driving out, do not do not stop. Just keep the car moving because if you stop, you're gonna sink down into it. It was a shit ton of ring fast. It was. It was a bunch. I think we They were saying five inches. I I think we here in Claremont got like Yeah. Yeah. Three and a half, something like that. That was crazy. Yeah, yeah. I got a little bit under three at my house. Did you? Did you measure Is that what Mary is that what Mary got or? Yeah, well that's that's the most we ever get. So So yeah, Sunday didn't do a damn thing. ⁓ huh. Didn't do a damn thing. That's too bad. Saturday was a long day. All right, Link did did he stall long enough for you? Are you good? Yeah how about you, Linko? How was your weekend? You done playing Plinko over there on the phone? Plinko. Plinko. Yeah. P. Linko. th not not a whole lot. A lot of documentary and movie watching this weekend. So we watched the Odyssey. Yeah. ⁓ at home. ⁓ speaking of sirens, Tom, you said something about you didn't hear the sirens. So yeah, he did. Luckily, luckily some of the people on the boat didn't either. So so anyway. I lower you to your death. It was ⁓ I I thought the Odyssey was Okay. Just okay. Just meh? Yeah. You wouldn't watch it again? It's gonna be a little bit. So if I do, it's gonna be a little while. So but do you feel that way because of the length? Or do you feel that way because you just didn't think it was ⁓ probably the girth. There were there were some scenes really quick. Can we can we move on? We know the point you're trying to make. Can we just move on now? Nudity. That's the I don't what what'd you say? What's her name? Ancient Greece. They're they were all naked. Athena? Helen? I don't think so. Who's the actor? Yeah, she's the yeah, she's yeah, yeah. ⁓ is she Calypso, the chick on the beach? No, she's the one he's trying to get back to. ⁓ okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know who that chick was. I don't I don't know if there was nudity, I don't remember it. Yeah. He was he wasn't enjoying it enough to pay attention. There wasn't. Okay. There wasn't. That's why I don't remember anything in it. It was okay. I cause I think you went to see it as well. I liked it. So so yeah, but we stayed home, watched it on the ⁓ cheat stage on the pirate stage. The pirate TV. So yeah, but ⁓ didn't didn't really do a whole heck of a lot. So yeah, not too exciting. Awesome. How about you, Brett? I I moved out of the ⁓ Lazy River house. ⁓ yeah. Yeah, so that was that was a big event Saturday morning for me. I cried a little bit on the christened it? Sure you did. Cry at all. ⁓ When you say moved out, you sold the you sold it? No, I got all my tools. He got all his shit out from all the work he's been doing. That was that was an effort just to get the stuff out. ⁓ yeah. So That's a two tripper in the bay. I don't know. I I made a ⁓ a trip to ⁓ Where is Link? Where'd I go? Buffalo Trace. ⁓ Monday. Yeah. Frankfurt. almost ⁓ Frankfurt ish. Yeah. Yeah. I forget the actual city it's in. I can't remember right now. ⁓ so that was not what I expected, but it was ⁓ it was all right. Yeah. ⁓ buyer accompany me. That was handy on the way down? ⁓ no, he's more of a Hummer ⁓ guy. So sorry, but I I wouldn't not sure if we were supposed to discuss sorry by our sorry by our trip. Yeah. One hundred thirteen Great Buffalo Trace. I I felt good that it was Frankfurt. There you go. Because sign said Frankfurt. Frankfurt. Yeah. So you went to Frankfurt ⁓ pretty much two weekends in a row. No, you did. I did in different states. The ⁓ TikTok comments on the ⁓ Frankfurt clip. That clip was off the chain. Yeah. That was all that was our second most seen clip. Yes, it it was it was kind of funny. One of the comments was ⁓ when somebody says ⁓ it's a very popular festival and you're like, Is it? One of the comments is from somebody like I'm from Frankfurt, but that comment just makes me laugh. And it's only two days, not three. It's just Friday and Saturday. A few people correcting us, yes. ⁓ but that's good. That's how social media So ⁓ welcome followers from Frankfurt because now we've got new followers in Frankfurt. That's that's exactly what you need, 'cause sometimes you guys are full of shit. Just saying. Yeah. So yeah. Please correct them. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Now he's fired at bam up my playing Plinko on his phone and all of a sudden he's r just going. Yep. Tommy. ⁓ well hang on. No, he's not done. He's not done. I actually never mind. I don't remember what I ate. Tommy, what'd you eat this weekend? Tommy had a rough Saturday 'cause karaoke started like eighty six hours late. So ⁓ current wife went on a trip to Nashville, Tennessee with her girlfriends. So Bachelorette party? ⁓ no. No. ⁓ quite the literal opposite of that. ⁓ It was an untie the knot party. ⁓ like a vasectomy rehearsal? Is that what they call it? No. Well that's what she called. Not yeah, not you, him. So look. No. they did the whole thing. This lady, ⁓ she's our age. And ⁓ she got divorced sometime ago. Can you qualify that and when you say our age? Well she's not your age, but she's my age. Fuck you. She's she's two years younger than me. So what's she seven years younger than you? Is that what it is? Yes. ⁓ anyhow, so ⁓ they were going down there, they were playing a girls' trip, and they did the whole painting the windows, ⁓ Benmo me money for a shot. Yeah, yeah. ⁓ okay. So did they get money? 70 bucks. What? What? ⁓ shit. I said the same thing. Because every time I see those to show Tim's out the window already? Nope. Every time I see those, I'm like, you fucking clowns. But yeah, they got seventy bucks. I can see doing that for like a honeymoon or just married. Yeah. ⁓ but I just got d I I don't know. They she wrote her Venmo on the windows. Yes. I see ⁓ all the time traveling up and down C. I untied the knot, buy me a shot. Here's my Venmo. I had it on the two side windows and the back windows. And she had a she had a shirt with a QR code on it too, that she wore one day when they were. Really? Yeah, did that go to her Venmo or somehow? Do I subscribe to her OnlyFans? I don't think she has one. They they got seventy dollars out of that. Seventy bucks. I think I've got a new ⁓ enterprise. ⁓ just drive your car. Drop my Venmo on the window, so dark out my windows. Find a reason to give me drive around four sixty five. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Make seventy bucks a day. I got seventy bucks. So yeah, that was that was kind of me. So what did you do though? So while they were gone, I sat around Saturday and watched it rain. ⁓ pounded putt. That was exciting. ⁓ watched Did you make it rain? Watch some TV up in here. Kept looking outside to see if I go cut the grass. Answer was no. Good luck. Yeah. Yeah. So ⁓ started watching and I finished it last night. Netflix no, that was last week. I know. I was just But Netflix has a ⁓ a series ⁓ about the Pan Am Flight one ⁓ three. Mm-hmm. From eighty seven when it blew up over Lockerby. Yeah. Back then. Christmas. There's nothing there was no it's it's not a typical series that I would watch because it's very, very serious, obviously. But it was very, very good. Very good. And I I would encourage you to watch it because it's it's kind of the viewpoint of the families as well as the investigators and all and it was I thought it was very good. Yeah. So yeah, it was good. Huh. So one one very similar, I watched the the flight that disappeared. I think something one ⁓ seven, flight one hundred seven or something like that. The one just disappeared off the map. Never found it. Never found it. Never. The one down in the ⁓ Pacific? Yeah. Like two years ago. So was that documentary like or was it just was it actually a ⁓ series? Documentary. This wasn't this isn't documentary. This is actors and stuff. So that's what's a what's that being? ⁓ this might be That might have been some reenactment stuff. Like people looking for debris on the beach, that one? Yeah. A little bit of reenactment. It might be a wing. For the most part, it was a a documentary. Yeah. It might be a C shaped dildo. Did so I I heard anything. The pilot actually Bermuda dived it. Because they were out in the middle of the Pacific. They didn't prove anything. I know they really didn't prove anything. ATC control, they were out of everything. Yeah. Yes. I I could go into it, but it's Yeah, yeah, yeah. So many different things lead to to dead ends and then whatever. Gotcha. They have pings of it from a satellite, but then they it went off the radar and then the pings they can't really tell exactly where they were coming from 'cause it data, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All this whatever. UFO Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. So I I did watch a Netflix documentary. What? Yes, dead serious. Yeah, back to what? Yeah, yeah. Do you think he just flew off the Edge of the Earth. Well, yeah, it's Flat edge. No, because remember y you swing around to the other side really quickly. Like the like flying upside down. Like the right it can't So they may be upside down. We just can't find it on the back side. Until he comes back around the other side. You need some of that ground penetrating radar. It's like the King Crow bruh. He did what? He fucked up on that turn. He didn't make it. Maybe, yeah. I don't know. So Monday, just thumbing through, tired of watching game shows in Jeopardy. So I said let's let's see what's on Netflix and I turn on worse neighbors. ⁓ I've seen that. About the Richmond Hills. ⁓ no, I haven't seen I have a Minneapolis specific watch episode. ⁓ is that the the mighty that Montessor Mont the Mont Montserrat that blew up the multiple houses? Yes. So we lived down in Greenwood when that happened. ⁓ did you? Yeah. And the day of the explosion. We were we were we were in Greenwood. South Greenwood, ⁓ off of Main Street. We could hear it. And everybody's like, What the fuck was that? Yeah, I need a new microwave. Then we turned on the then we turned on the TV and we're like, Holy crap. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's that's that story's I forgot about it. It's fucked up. Bag of nuts. Fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. It's it's short, it's probably an hour and fifteen minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. I might do that tonight. Yeah. Since we're getting done early. Yeah. Maybe. Anyhow. So that was that was pretty much it. Then Sunday I didn't do anything. I don't think. I s sounds like you didn't do anything Saturday. No, Saturday night ⁓ Saturday night we went out to the bar. Yeah. Which one? Buddy Cody. We should be halfway into this Went to the bar, we sat there for What happened with karaoke? We couldn't get the shit working. Got it. Going about the same dude. Quarter after twelve, yep, same guy's always with the terrible frosted tips. There's sometimes we can't get our shit working here. So what the hell's the difference? No, I didn't We were we were fine. We just had buckets. We just had buckets and we just drank and enjoyed ourselves and nice. Then we finally sang a song. ⁓ the c I I feel like the crowd was a little a little restless though. They were, but I I gotta say understanding, but a little restless. But if I think if that happens anywhere but rookies That guy's getting tomatoes thrown at him. I'm serious. Really? That's serious. I mean, cause the crowd, everybody was trying to help him. Yeah. And trying to help him figure it out. I went up there a couple times. Good job, Brett. Good job. But there were a lot of people trying to help, right? Trying to figure it out. What was the issue? ⁓ Did he turn it off and turn it back on? Yeah, multiple times. Because I heard that works with some shit. ⁓ They finally figured it out. Somebody came in with another lap. Yeah, a Tony signing on a Saturday night. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Yeah. Late. ⁓ so yeah, it was good. Anyhow. ⁓ sorry, we're boat reporting show. This week in history sixteen ninety three. Old ⁓ geez. Dom Perignon. ⁓ Air quotes invented champagne. ⁓ He is generally credited with the invention of sparkling champagne wine on this date. However, he actually only improved the process. So he was originally tasked with the job of removing the bubbles. ⁓ I think he failed, by the way. He went the other way. It's like hold on, I like these. Let's get more. They had a tendency to cause the bottles to burst. Uh-huh. This could create a hazardous and caustic chain reaction when other bottles broke due to the shock caused by the initial breakage. So yeah. So really he didn't invent it. He just improved it. But he's kind of yeah, he didn't didn't do what he has to do at all. That's well he's ⁓ yeah, this or industry seventeen ninety. Have you guys ever had that? Yes. ⁓ Down Perion? Yeah. We we have a bottle of it unopened at home. It's just doesn't taste like all other champagne. Dry dry champagne is brute is terrible. It is more drinkable, I think, than than a lot of the dry stuff, but yeah. It's it's see. There you go. This is weekendists seventeen ninety, the first US Census. The first counting of US inhabitants begins showing a population of Man's gonna look some. Two point two thousand million one dollar. Yeah, got it. You win the microwave. Thirteen colonies. I I'm going I'm going four million. Yeah, three point nine. There you go. Yep. I was gonna do some research like current cities in the US, like how big how big they are. Like Indianapolis is like what, seven million? No. No, three metropolitan. Indianapolis is barely hit one recent. I think the donuts. The donut counties included, I think it's like three, three and a half, something like that, wasn't it? I know we're the sixteenth largest city, including the donut counties. Okay. Well if you're telling me that's Chicago. You're telling me it's three something, that's damn near what the entire population was in seventeen ninety. And that that's in the eastern time zone part of the st ⁓ of the country. Yes. Less than a million people in Indianapolis. Yeah, it is like nine hundred or something now. But you you're not getting a census from people in California, do you think? It's a ⁓ First US census. I get it. But Saka Jawea went over and took the count, came back. She she did. Her body count might have been close to four million. Wow. Nineteen thirty-six, ⁓ Jesse Owens. Yep. ⁓ wins his second gold medal, the nineteen thirty-six Summer Olympics. ⁓ Held in Nazi Germany and known as the hit as Hitler's Games. He won his gold in the long jump and ⁓ eventually went on to win four medals. So that very next day he won his third in the what 200 meter race, I think is what he won. I read a story also that apparently in the qualifying rounds he ⁓ he fouled. You get three jumps, so he fouled in his first two jumps. And then a another track and field dude long jumper allegedly came up, had a conversation with him, gave him a pointer, and then he broke a record. He made a jump, broke a record, whatever he did. But I have read other places that say there are other stories saying that that never happened. ⁓ and they point blank asked him years later and he was like, No, that that would have made a good story though, wouldn't it have? Yeah. So I'm guessing it wasn't the German Long jumper that came up and gave him that. Yeah, would have ⁓ he would have got got for sure. ⁓ too bad we didn't have the story last week, boys. ⁓ this week in history. ⁓ is this hot dog eating story? Twenty aught six, world's longest hot dog. ⁓ nice. How long was it? ⁓ hot dog measuring a hundred and ninety seven feet in a bun measuring a hundred and ninety eight feet was made by somebody meat producers ⁓ in Japan. ⁓ the record was broken in twenty eleven by a hot dog measuring because that one was one hundred ninety seven. ⁓ one ninety six eight. ⁓ wow. Yeah. Yeah, like using my math there. Tw twenty eleven, hot dog measuring six hundred and sixty nine feet. That's over three football fields. And weighing approximately two hundred and sixty pounds. So this doesn't make sense. So Five years later. Hey Joe, we're gonna make this sausage. So you're gonna take this casing and you just keep going until we say stop. You just what do you just like open the goal door? Keep going. How they find a pig Go again. How'd they find a pig with those intestines that long? ⁓ well good question. Yeah, that's it's a great question. Maybe ⁓ human centipede. It's got I bet I bet it's our it's all artificial do with the other seven buns in that hundred and ninety seven foot pack. Got me, dude. I'm curious. I wanna I wanna see it on the shelf at the store. You got anything else? I had some other shit about hot dogs, but it doesn't really matter because I think the hot dog thing is done. We done with the hot dog thing? I guess. Like the like the most anybody did anybody hop on Scott Scott Eats and check him out? ⁓ no. Scott Eats, but I was on Scott Eats a day. Actually I should probably apologize for that. Scott's probably a very nice dude. He's probably a very nice guy. Yeah. Fuck Scott. Go ahead. And that you two that YouTube channel's already taken. Angry. Angry. Anyway, the low the ⁓ so the Guinness world record for the largest commercially available hot dog belongs to the big hot dog, is what it's called. So great great good job. Commercial gotta come up with a good name. Come on, guys, we can do it. ⁓ seven seven pound hot dogs, sixteen inches long. Holy cow. Four inches in diameter. Seven pounds. It's roughly it yields roughly forty regular sized servings of hot dog. So if you ate one of those in ten minutes. You'd need eight more. You you'd be in the hunt. Yeah, you would. The sea hunt. Guinness World Records most expensive hot dog of Commercially available, $169. Why? Well, Tom, let me tell you. Named the Juni Bun, J-U-U-N-I, ⁓ whatever. ⁓ a 12-inch smoked cheese bratwurst based in a brioche bun, topped with thin strips of grilled wagyu beef, segments of frogois, and paddlefish caviar. Finished with shaved black truffles. Butter teriyaki grilled onions. That sounds awesome. Yeah, I'm gonna throw up in my mouth right now. Some mushrooms. So I'm gonna take all this shit. Turning Japanese. Weird news. Not weird news, but it's like so weird. News of the world coming to you from England. News you can use. A British woman broke her own Guinness World Record when she went wing walking at the age of seventy nine. Wrong. ⁓ no no ninety-four. ⁓ yeah, I was I was thinking seven. ⁓ I'm in the ballpark. Just one year after suffering a stroke. Chettleham resident Betty Bromage. Stroker. Who has been wing walking six times since she was 87, completed her latest stunt on Tuesday when she was 97 years and 127 days old. The successful outing at the RFC Redcomb Airfield in Cirenchester broke her own Guinness World Record for the oldest female. Wing walker, sure. She previously set the record at the age of ninety-three. What? So she just has to go do it every year just to stay. What the hell are we doing with our lives? This woman's ninety seven. We're not there yet. I haven't had a stroke. Yeah, but at at fifty nine, I'm not getting on a wing and flying on top of They don't go walk over. It's kinda mistaken. I get that. She can barely fucking. She just had a fucking stroke doc. She's strapped in. Stroke her. She's strapped in. Yeah. What's gonna happen? What's the worst that could happen? She could die. But she's ninety seven years old. Tom, here here's how we we play this angle to get you in the Guinness book here. ⁓ here we go. I can't wait. Well, you we can add a butt plug to it. So you can be the oldest person with I would suggest taking it out of the box to fit it up there. I think that might be more comfortable. That's probably why you don't like a box. There ain't nothing going up there. Yeah. That's not an entrance. So the oldest person to wing walk with a butt plug in. No. In the box. No. Why could not why couldn't that be not watching? Why could not that be a get us? Why could not that be you? Why can't you simply create a Yes. Absolutely. We've talked about that. We've talked about that multiple times. I feel like I just helped you out. You could be a Guinness World Record holder. I don't want to be a Guinness World Record holder that way. I don't know if it's only for a couple minutes. You wouldn't do it for the show. Knock yourself out. You wouldn't do it for the show, Tom? No. You wouldn't do it for the podcast. No. You're not a team player top. You're right. You're it for yourself. You're not a team player, Tom. And I'm perfectly okay with that. ⁓ I mean, not too many people, you know Don't do it for us, Don. I'm not just a world record. I'm not doing it for me either. I can find something to make break a world record at that's not that anyhow. Right. We've just been rambling. It's awesome. Stupid shit. So anyhow, so Jeff, ⁓ you brought this up before the show, so let's talk about it. W NBA and ⁓ let's go to joke of the week. Yeah. Let's just jump. We've talked about the WNBA in the past and You we're stupid. It's got a it's got a special place in our hearts. How they just continue to try and shoot themselves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what happened this week? So Sophie Cunningham came out and she basically said, Men do not belong in women's sports. No. Yes. And somehow that was controversial. So there were two younger girls. Yep. I don't know what their age was, you might know better than I were twelveish. I would guess I don't think they were Bash. Maybe, but I don't think that twelve to fifteen. Doesn't matter. They were minors. They were minors. Holding signs. Like how you think they were. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They were holding signs at at least age. I can't remember what away game they were at saying thank you. Thank you, Sophie. It was Seattle. Thank you, Sophie, for standing up for girls' rights or something like that. And these two little girls got absolutely berated. Yeah. by the fans and by one of the owners of the Seattle Storm. Yeah. Literally went down there. I don't know if they got in if she got in their face, but she did receive a five game suspension for for what she did. Yeah. So then the next game, the fever play, the head coach for the other team, don't remember the name of the team, had a she had a blazer on, I think, or or sweater or something. And but she had a T shirt underneath it that said Trans kids matter. Okay. Well, if trans kids matter or trans matters, let's see what happens when you let a trans athlete into the WNBA. So now there's a couple podcasters, couple sports personalities, if if you want to call ⁓ Portnoy and Clay Travis have come out and said, I'll give ten million dollars. Yep. I saw that to last year's WNBA team that can be championship team that can be a boys championship basketball team from any state, but I get to pick the state and if you if if the who won it last year? Las Vegas Aces or whoever it was, doesn't matter. If they if they win the game, I'll give that team ten million. And if the high school boys win the team, I'll give that team ten million dollars. So what what are we doing here about that? Yeah. W well wait a second. You can't you can't have it both ways. No, no. You cannot have it both ways. I would think Caitlin Clark would be a tough guard. You could blow by her on defense. I I bet she's a tough guard though. Mm-hmm. Maybe. Outside of that, I mean I bet there's there there's probably a handful of WNBA players who are extremely tough to guard. Yeah, probably. Wouldn't disagree. But ⁓ you you've got there okay, so I mean, reality, just like every other sport, there are some players in the league that are very good. There are very there are no full teams that are really super good, but you have players that are good. And if you could put together an all-star team without having all the infighting and arguing about who goes on that team, you conceivably could put together a strong enough team that could beat a boys' high school basketball team. Conceivably. However, they can't stop fighting long enough to figure out who those people would be because it's all tainted with all the other bullshit that goes along with it. I think that's the problem. So there's a French Trans and why d why why does the WNBA want want men dressed as women playing in their league anyhow? They already struggle enough just getting attention and getting support and everything else. Why add that element? Why do you want that element? Because let's be realistic, there's been plenty of studies done on trans men playing in women's sports and the things that aren't really equal. So why d why do you why do you want that introduced? Because then that's gonna be the next argument. You're gonna have full teams of men as men that wanna be women. Correct. So now you you just have the W or the NBA trans league. Mm-hmm. I mean, come on. Let's be honest. So I guess there is a French trans player that is soliciting to play in the WNBA. She's the most d he, she is the most dominant. player in women's the w the French version of the WNBA. Well of course. She's biologically male. Uh-huh. The WNBA and the Women's National National Basketball Players Association still have not said whether the most dominant player in a French women's professional basketball league would be eligible to play in the WNBA. Why not? Don't you support transgender? Don't you, don't, don't you this this is what you're This is what your cause is. This is an exercise. That's all it is. Well, if you truly believe the shirt you're wearing and when you're screaming down twelve year olds for the signs they're holding, let this person in. See what that does to your league. No. I don't know. See what it does to your league. These dudes just can't figure it out, man. They can't. They can't get out of their own way, Brett. It's stupid. It's absolutely stupid. I mean w when when Sophie Cunningham comes out and goes, Hey, I don't believe that men should be playing in women's sports. She gets absolutely fucking brutalized over it. I don't know. I I don't know numbers, but I would bet she has more followers than any person on social than any person in the WNBA. Caitlin's probably there. Yeah, it's it's they're probably one two, one A, one K. She trans she transcends basketball a little bit. She does. There's plenty of dudes following her and Like, ⁓ she plays basketball too? Yeah, yeah. I'm just looking at shaking. Probably a lot of people following Angel Reese just because stupid's gonna fall out of her mouth and they need something to laugh about. ⁓ a couple of the NBA players bust her pretty cool still. Kevin Durant that you're murders her. I forget. Like a couple of weeks ago somebody ⁓ is like ⁓ Maybe she compared herself to Jordan. Yeah. I hope that's not true, but it might it sounds like that might have happened. Like the only thing you have in common is your mustache. ⁓ wow. Yeah. That was a a like a blue check NBA player. So that wasn't a made up account like K D one two three at whatever. It was a blue check MBA player. Like damn that is is pretty strong. I mean that takes that that takes ⁓ it's either guts or idiocy for anybody I don't care who the hell you are to compare yourself to Jordan. I mean just come on. Well we've talked about it on on this be podcasts and media exist. You have to make an extreme statement, put yourself out there ⁓ just to get j just to rile people up. Yeah, I mean I I think that's where There's some polarizing topics, politics, racism, all that stuff. And i i people make kind of extreme statements. I mean, Docich locally is that guy. Mm-hmm. He does some extreme stuff. I think he's a firebrand. J yeah, j just to get that interaction and and stuff going. Yep. Yeah, it it it's actually a shame because two years ago when Caitlin came in, the league was at its I mean they had and we've talked about this the golden goose and all that shit. We we've we've talked about that. We've beat it to death. We have. Yeah. Now now they're even in I I'm like, the WNBA cannot go any lower than than what they've gone. ⁓ And they've actually Yeah. Yeah. That's what that Englebird, is that the commissioner's name? No. She's like, here, hold my yeah, like you said, hold my beer. Watch this. I know they're not, but it's like they're fucking purposely trying. To kill the fucking league. Well, I I don't I I think honestly, I think a lot of it is to get the attention. So any publicity is good bli is good police any publicity is is good publicity. But it's taking eyeballs off of it, Tom. I don't know. NFL every time seems to go out of their way to police themselves. Correct. Conduct rules and everything. You can you can talk ra you can talk a lot of people, but they have uniform People get fined for crazy shit. Yeah, not pulling their socks out. In the NFL, yes. Yeah. ⁓ so they're trying to put forth a product that people will watch. Yep. Like the eye test. I I guess I'll just say it that way. ⁓ yeah. And I mean there's multiple I test issues the WNBA isn't passing. Mm-hmm. And now you bring in ⁓ i if you're trying to expand a market, I I I don't think you would expand ⁓ you you would try to tap into the larger portion of the market and not market to the exceptional. The marginals. Yeah. Yeah. ⁓ except the exception. I'm fine. I'm fine with all of that. Absolutely. We we had a conversation earlier about I don't think ninety percent of America cares your sexual orientation. They don't. I think I think we're past this. They they just don't. Yep. And I w I And they're and it's controversial. I I think seventy five percent don't ⁓ care. That might be a little high, but don't care about your race. Yeah. I I I really think that's that's true in a large portion of the country. I would bet that percentage is higher, Brett. Maybe. I I I would. I would I would just be thrilled if it was. Yeah. Yeah. But but you're you're not marketing really to the the groups that can expand your league, it seems like. I think when you when you consume one piece of information on a consistent basis, it becomes your reality. So if you don't open yourself up to opposing viewpoints and opposing thoughts and ⁓ and all the things that go on around you and you only stay in this one pigeonhole thing and you let that become everything you know and everything you hear and everything that you do, then all of a sudden all these other ideas seem foreign to you, whether they're Majority thoughts or minority thoughts, just where you're at as a person and what you consume on a daily basis. That's that to you, that's your reality. And sometimes that gets a little weird. I'll even take all the air quote controversial topics off the table. The the fact that there's a belief that they should have equal pay, NBA level pay. Yeah. To me, it has nothing to do with the fact that they're male, female, ⁓ what put the product out. I don't even care about the product. If people are paying enough to watch the product and your revenue share allows that, then that's cool. Do it. Knock yourself out. However that money's coming in, if you have that money coming in, that's fine. Makes sense. You guys have earned it. You have attracted those fans. But to sit there and go, These guys have something that we want, how come I'm not making eight million a year? Well your whole fucking league doesn't make eight million a year. They lose that much. Yeah, how could you make eight million? There there's just a a a a disconnect of of reality that that you would think leadership would ⁓ but it seems like there isn't seems like there is no. Yeah. Link you have some thoughts here? I feel I'm not sure if you're asleep or you're like taking it all over. Did you I guess I guess the thing I do have a stroke? No, I'm just saying I'm just listening. I mean it you know, there's like anytime. I just think all the sports out there. I mean WNBA, but then forget about that. Think of all the athletes. Watch the Olympics, right? All those athletes. That's a bad example. All but all of those people are not making crazy loads of money. That's that's a bad example though. I I would go NHL, I would go Okay, fine. But mate Major League Baseball. There's just so 'cause the gap is Giant. It is massive. It's giant. And there are very few professional sports that are paying at the level of NBA, ⁓ basically major league baseball. Baseball. Baseball by far. So those three those three are spending all the big money. Yeah. You think of all the other sports out there that are professional sports. It's it's the three B's, Tom. It's baseball. Basketball, barrel jumping. But you think of all the other sports. I knew I missed my calls. There just there just isn't in the WNBA included. Can you ice skate? You jump a barrel? No, you can't. I did when I was a kid. I used to log roll and all that stuff. Well, there's a lot of shit I did when I was a kid. ⁓ I could roll some fat joints when I was a kid. You ate a log roll. I could roll some I'd roll some logs when I was a kid. He's got the calluses to prove it. The ones the ones from Stuckies. I just think I just think there needs to be some common sense in all of it. You know, I mean it there just does. Common sense left the building. It seems like it seems to me like common sense left the building with the WNBA. I mean it really did. I'm like, what what the fuck are you guys doing? But we didn't know how crazy they were until two years ago when Caitlin started. Nobody paid attention. Nobody paid attention. Nobody paid attention. Nobody cared. Now they have a platform and they're choosing to sound stupid. These women were driving or driving, they were flying commercial flights. Yes. Now now Most of the teams are flying private airline. Their salaries were raised. Their all that shit happened because of one person. Okay, so no so serious question here. If if you're on a commercial flight, ⁓ WMBA team. Is this a serious question you said? Yeah. Well, two parter. Yeah. A would you would you recognize You got a fifty fifty shot here? No. Not mo not most of the most of the new ones but not most of the players. Like a Shemika whole squall or older players, I would have I don't think her name was Shemika. Yeah what? Yeah. Cheryl? No. No. ⁓ that's Reggie's sister. Yes. Cheryl McClellan. Tamika catchings, I would have recognized but confused with Tamika and Shemika and Cheryl. Yeah. Yeah. So second part, if you did recognize, would you ⁓ Mile High Club Angel Reese? God. Only if Brittany Greiner is with her. ⁓ So you're in for a threesome. Do you think the three you could fit in a bathroom in an airplane? Well Wow. My God. Good luck with that. We should just delete this. I I just I don't get some of the clips from this one. Some of the decision making. I just don't. Link stock. It just it doesn't make any sense. ⁓ it's almost like the like you said, the NFL goes out of their way to protect the shield. The shield here protect the protect the shield at all costs. Yep. Well w what what has the WNBA been doing? You're not protecting nothing. They're fucking the shield. They're they're doing they're they're making decisions that ⁓ that just I I don't know. They just don't make any sense half the time. So I ⁓ yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't get it. Baseball's oddly headed for a different problem. Yeah, they're getting ready to go. There's getting ready to be no baseball next year. Yeah. Because they pay people too much money. Look what they're doing. It's ridiculous. I don't follow baseball a whole bunch. ⁓ neither, but that's a big deal. He's the best pitcher in the last couple of years. Outside of Otani and and they've already got Otani. And the other guy on their staff. So they have the Yeah, whatever. And everybody's bitching about the Dodgers. Again, it nobody wants to hear this, but Dodgers have been the most dominant team in the last three or four years. I think they won last year's series and the year before. Sure. They're probably gonna win it this year. And everybody's like, Well, I can't I can't believe, you know, money, blah, blah, blah. Well, they're willing to spend The money. Yeah, the penalty. Is it any different than when the Yankees dominated? I it's but you look at the Kansas City, you look at the Kansas City Royals. I think some of the penalties aren't there though that used to be there. Like if you go over the cap and then some people like, I don't care if I go over the cap, I'm gonna get in Yes, right. I'm gonna get back in T V revenue deals and yeah. And then there's something like the Kansas City Royals. They the I I heard something. There's the three top Dodger pitchers, what their salary is, is like More than a team salary of of several major league baseball players. And your boy Otani is not even he's the lowest paid player on the team. One of ⁓ He he he's he's back into this contract. He he Bobby Bonilla did. Yeah, he did. ⁓ yeah. Bobby Bunia. He makes like two million a year. That Bobby Bonia, I love that guy. Is that every July first? Is Bobby Bonilla doing Okay. Yeah, so if you and Bobby Bonilla on an airplane. Uh-huh. Mile high that. How much do I get? ⁓ you probably all probably all story story to tell. Story to tell. Whoa, whoa. Tom, you're not letting that go. You're gonna get it all. Still in the box? You're not letting that go. Is it in a box? It is. ⁓ okay. Wow. Yeah. All right. So the women's professional baseball league got underway. ⁓ I thought we agreed we were gonna talk about four teams. Four teams one month. You got they're two weeks in, so you got two weeks to catch a game. Two ⁓ it's on ⁓ I think it's on ESPN. So is it the Rockford Peaches? ⁓ I'd rather watch the Savannah Bananas, honestly. Some of the best T V going is a Savannah Banana. Yeah, yeah. That is so entertaining. Mm-hmm. That's a great story too. Well what I don't know, what about WCWO? I'm pissed we did not go watch them after Tom sort of ate hot dog. No, ⁓ Savannah Ban bananas though. Seriously, legit. It's go ahead there, Mike. Yeah. No, they've got ⁓ they they got some fun rules. Mm-hmm. ⁓ if a fan catches a fly ball, batter is out. That's that's a crazy rule. ⁓ yeah points for stuff stunt catches or whatever they call it. Yeah catches. Some of those catches they make though. You're like doing a backflip while you catch a flyball freaking athletic. And they don't catch the ball and then do the backflip. Right. It's it's at the same time. Kind of i in in the motions. So there was a ⁓ documentary about the ⁓ Indianapolis clowns, and they were big back in the day. And it was ⁓ Similar type of thing. And then it kind of so that wasn't Negro baseball. It was. Actually. And that's that's kind of how it got started. ⁓ and then it morphed into more of an entertainment Harlem Globetrotter style baseball type thing. Now they're recognizing that. Yeah. So now that's the Savannah Bananas league that they have, there is an Indianapolis clown team in that. And ⁓ there was a good documentary about it with had a co had a guy that was an original Indianapolis clown who's still alive, still lives here. No way. Yeah. and ⁓ it was it was just kinda cool to watch it. Sure, sure that whole story. ⁓ I don't remember but it was just kinda cool to see, you know, how that's come about because the guy that has a Savannah bananas, he's a great story too. ⁓ it's awesome. With how it how he developed it and how it came about and everything else. Yeah. Miserably, miserably. And ⁓ he just stuck with it and multi, multi, hundred millionaire. Well, I mean, it was only a year ago. You there wouldn't have been a Savannah Bananas game on an ESPN network. No. Yeah. That's that's new. So baseball gotta be careful, man. Yeah. I am telling you, that entertainment value to it. Yeah. ⁓ it's yeah. They sell out freaking all the stadiums to go to. Everywhere. Yeah. The the one we watched over the weekend while we were at the bar, they were at ⁓ the Team with the blue field. Was that Boise State? ⁓ yeah. They were at the football field. Yeah. Yeah. Playing a baseball game. And that place was full. Yeah. So they were down at ⁓ N C double A you know football stadium full of fans. They were down at ⁓ Great America Ballpark, I don't know, a month or so ago. I think they did a two or three game stint down there. Yep. Sold it out. Yeah. So they were here at ⁓ Victory Field a year ago, maybe two years ago. Okay. You can't get tickets up. I I went online That's lottery. Yeah. Well I went online to on Stub Hub or whatever. Two hundred and fifty dollars. Aftermarket ticket for a for a seat. Yeah. What on seat, but a pavilion. Right. I mean it it's just nuts. That what what that guy I can't remember his name, but the the the guy that founded it. Jesse Cole. Yes. Unbelievable story. It is. It's a fantastic story. And you know, th it's worth it's it's a It's a good story to follow. And it's fun. I mean it it's just fun. I guess it's entertainment. They don't have that entertainment value. They could have that entertainment value. Yeah. With the right with right leaders. They're too serious about the wrong things. Yeah, I I mean, I I've always kind of respected ⁓ people that have a platform. I don't know. I I like the people use it for autism awareness and breast cancer. We're fine with all of that. ⁓ I actually respect the people like the I play football, man. I I'm not gonna tell you who to vote for for president. Yes. And you shouldn't take my opinion if I did. Yeah. So but the WMBA seems the complete opposite of that. Right now, I'm I'm pushing an agenda, pushing something. They're behind they're behind the curve. Yeah, I'm just not I'm just not here to play the sport and if I get a platform because of that, it's almost like because I play the sport I have a platform. I tell you what, if the ⁓ third string quarterback for the Colts is pushing something, nobody gives a shit. Nobody cares. So well, I mean I know ESPN just did a house clearing about I don't know, two, three weeks ago. ⁓ there was a there was a merger. Well no, they they cleaned house of of of a lot of their you know what, when I turn on ESPN, I even watched ESPN Sports Center and I think we've talked about this eight years. It was the ESPN NFL merger. But I I I don't turn on sport I I turn on sports and sports center to get away from life, to get away from the day to day shit. The day to day shit. And and when you got ⁓ Ryan Clark, whatever his name was, Ryan Clark was one of the biggest ones. ⁓ He's looking for a job. He's gone. And and and rightfully so. People do not want to hear about your political stance or or why this black quarterback didn't get the starting position over the white quarterback, well, it's because he's black. No, it's not because he's black. It's because he wasn't better than the the than the other dude. Look, and this I mean in this day and age, if your excuse why somebody doesn't get a job in the NFL is because they're black. You're stupid. Yeah. Well you're just stupid. I mean because they but they sit there and drive that agenda and shove it down your throat. I mean they literally shove it down your throat and it's like no. Anybody with any sense hears that and they roll their eyes and move on. I mean, let's be so so the the c it I don't mean to say the curve is com it's it's getting back more to common sense that that it's it's not always a race issue. So but but there's a there's a group that On both sides. Always poking the bear. Responds and always poking the bear. Puts comments on social media. And and the more comments I get, the more I Correct. More clicks I get. Same for us. Yeah. Yep. Yep. If we could get more than five clicks this week, that'd be awesome. Yeah. I'm gonna say something real controversial already. We'll probably have w at least one clip out of this show that'll give some responses. I'm sure. I'm gonna say something. Is it from Link? Probably. Can I not make my controversial statement to get us clicks? You know how it works. Controversy it up, Jeff. Yeah, go for it. I think Brett's gay. I've thought about it myself. Hopefully that gets us some clicks. No, I'm not buying it. No, but that's that's that's what it is. That's what it's all about. I I think I'm good. I'm not opposed. Yeah, I think I'm good, man. I am. Anyhow. so so you won't go down on a so what do you got going on? So this week we're gonna have a we're gonna have a fun show next week. You think? You got the outing this weekend? That's always that'll that's always good for at least a couple good stories. Yep. Yeah, golf outing coming up. I'm spending the weekend in Chicago to go see the Foo Fighters at Soldier Field. I'm looking forward to that. So that will be a fun time. It will be. They were planning out their ⁓ their route Saturday night. Yeah. Yeah, we're thinking about some places we want to check out. Who's all going? me and ⁓ two buddies and current wives. Three couples. Three couples. Nice. Yeah. So we're looking forward to it. Six ⁓ Going ⁓ no Swingers Party. Going up Friday. Upside down pineapple outside. So if you drive in the same car one of them doesn't speak English. Where do you put your keys? ⁓ so you're going for She speaks Japanese? You're going. How do you feel about Godzilla? She's not Japanese. ⁓ Jeff asked if she was Japanese. Is she turning Japanese? No. I really think so, Tom. I don't think so. She is. She's like. South American. Godzilla. ⁓ So yeah. W so it's kind of interesting though, because one of my buddies is is dating this girl who's from Mexico that speaks very limited English. See. And my other buddy's wife teaches Spanish. Mm-hmm. So at least we have a translator with us. If he actually speaks. That might not be good. Well, if she speaks it'll be good. So it'll be fine. We're looking forward to it. Link's giving me that look. Yeah. Well the whole the whole reason the whole reason people who are not comfortable with English because it's their second language. Right. The whole reason they don't speak is because they're they're literally not comfortable. Yeah. They they don't want to look stupid. They don't wanna I mean that's I've learned that over the years. I'd be the same way. I mean yeah, I would be the the exact same way. If you're trying to talk Spanish in Mexico, you're like you guys know this isn't yeah. I mean when we went to El Salvador several several years ago, I tried to talk as much Spanish as I possibly could. I knew I probably effed it up many, many times. Accent delivery, all that, right? Probably. I mean and ⁓ one of the one of the guys down there made a comment that that a translator told me and he was like the the Spanish that when you speak Spanish, you you're kinda on point. Like you get the ⁓ look at you. Not the lingo, but you the you know the words. Yeah, you you put the emphasis on the right spot and stuff like so the words you use, you use them very well. ⁓ it's just I didn't know a whole lot, you know. So anyway. Yeah, the four words I knew. C. Yeah. so anyway, but I yeah, it's it's just because they're not comfortable. But if you gotta be there who speaks fluent Spanish. Yes. Then maybe maybe that'll be. I think that can I think that'll help. Yeah. Absolutely. That's my hope. A hundred I a hundred percent sure. She seems like a real nice girl. I mean, but w it's hard to get to know somebody when you got the language barrier. Yeah, it is. Sure. Yeah. I really I I respect the hell out of the folks I work with in India. Yeah. Because some of them i wide range. It's just like us, right? It if if we all knew a second language, we would all have different skill levels with it. But I mean. They still go at it and they're you know, they're getting over that fear of I'm like, I couldn't do that dude. If if the roles were reversed and I had to speak ⁓ I don't we'll say Hindi but whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, that ain't happening. So I deal I deal primarily with people from India and and my job every day. And it's always funny because when I'm when I go to a store and I'm talking to a couple of together. When they want to say something to each other, they go back to the native tongue. Correct. And then somebody They're talking about me. I know they are. No, no, I don't do that, but but somebody gives me their version of whatever the two of them were talking about. Yeah, you know. ⁓ huh. And I'm like, no, you left some words out of here. In three seconds, yeah, no. No, you you said more words. It's like the old dubbed in Godzilla movies. Yeah. Yeah. ⁓ they dubbed it in. Yeah. Guy's mouth would be moved for five minutes, you got one sentence out of it. Hi, Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. I know there's more words. Anyhow. All right. So do we it's not time. ⁓ I I'm I'm happy ⁓ to see that this happened. ⁓ yes. Look at that. I was in ⁓ to Tullawine and Moore today to pick up a donation and ⁓ and by alcohol. And I'm like Well look at that. Yeah. How about the how about the Hoosiers on the Coors Light Can man? Speaking of Hoosers football, we got football starting tomorrow. Kind of kinda sorta. ⁓ with the ⁓ Hall of Fame game. You guys road tripping? I do not want to talk about that in this podcast. You guys road tripping. I don't want current wife to know I'm going in. It's a secret. Just like two years ago. It is a secret. I gotta be back by ten AM Friday. So this is how football has changed in in Bloomington. Students now get five home games. That's it. So what they have six or seven? I think they have eight. Eight they have eight. Eight. Seven or eight, yeah. Yeah. Everybody's dogging them out for their shitty pre Big Ten schedule. But I'm like, this is everything that the SEC teams did you know five, ten years ago before you know Texas started playing. Yeah, get over Oregon. Yeah. Get over. Everybody's dogging them out and and they dropped everybody says that they dropped Notre Dame. No, Notre Dame dropped them so they could pick up the US Cause they were supposed to play Notre Dame and who IU was? Yes, twenty thirty, twenty thirty one. ⁓ no series. I'd love to see that guy. Nice. But Notre Dame, the rivalry, the one of the biggest rivalries with USC, USC. That game needs to happen. Well, so they that's what Notre Dame picked up and they asked IU to get out of it. But but they dropped USC. That game didn't happen. It happened last year. But they dropped it but okay, so they picked it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're picking it back up again. So Play your scrubs, first three games. Every every team does it, every conference does it, you know, everybody's dog and I you look at this shitty, you know, pre Big Ten schedule. I'm like, every team does it, dude. It is what it is. Yeah. Well, they they had the same crap tacular ⁓ pre Big Ten schedule last year. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yep. Some teams can get through it, some teams can't, like Purdue. That team in Lafayette. So I heard they made improvements for this year. Is that true? Well, you hear that every year out of them. Well, no, I I legit I think you even said it that they they were they were picking up a couple of people that were gonna matter. We'll see. We'll see. I I wanna see Purdue. I haven't heard any more about at the end of last year. No, I know you don't as an IU fan, but as a as a state rooting for all the state schools. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude, IU's been throttled by produce so many years of football. I'm like, we stole you like twenty plus years. Right. What what's the what this what's the score been though in last two years? Like eighty-eight to No, it's a hundred three or something. Something stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. So are we ready now? No. Nope. He's got sneeze. bless you. Bless you. I don't care if God blesses you or not, but bless you. Well God's blessed me a lot, Tom. There you go. Absolutely. Praise Jesus. But a blessing from Tom though. Tom bless I mean I should have said Tom bless you. Yeah. We should start that. With his anal plug your ass. But still in the box. Still in the box. He needs a guaranteed. He needs a papal. A papal. A miter. My headphones won't fit on my head with a with a pointer. Or a miter. It doesn't sit in an ankle. Uhhuh. Yeah. Is it time? Yes, hopefully. Jesus Christ, get us out of here. Joke, juke, joke, joke, joke, joke, juke, joke, joke, Joke of the week. I apologize. ⁓ go ahead, Jeff. You know why Link hasn't been himself tonight? Why? 'Cause he feels b he felt bad for beating. He fell bad for beating Me and the good guys didn't fail so by beat us and go off tonight. Yeah. ⁓ yeah, that that's really big as well. Hang on. I would think he'd be kind of dancing around on that one. No, no, no. He feels bad about it. It all literally came down to a six foot, five foot, five foot putt on number nine. Yeah. If the putt goes in, we win six four. If the putt doesn't go in, we it's five five. We kiss our sisters. We kiss sisters. We kiss our sisters. Yeah. Yeah. ⁓ huh. But anyway, the putt in six four six four, good guys. How do you feel about that analogy from Jeff right there? Kissing your sister. I that's what it's called. Five five. You might as well go home and kiss your sister. It's just as bad. My sister. Hi Mary. My sister. I don't know which one. I don't even know. Brett, you got a joke. Yeah. Joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. And I'm ⁓ disappointed. Yeah, I'm sure you I wasn't in this city last week 'cause it should have been. ⁓ Bangkok. In our course PA? No, we've used that. I know we have. Bird in hand. Did didn't we use ⁓ Sussex, Massachusetts as well? Anyway, ⁓ Wiener, Arkansas. Wiener, Arkansas. Okay. It exists. You can look it up. We were talking hot dog zoo. In Wiener, Arkansas, and I changed ⁓ joke of the week based on something you just recently said, Tom, but I gotta get you a beer first. He didn't he didn't tap such a beer bitch. He's such a good beer bitch. Hey, Link, Lincoln. No, I'm good. He's he's out. That better. Well, you can't tap it after Eddie G. Well Link says something, so I just tapped it. You can't tap it after you're done. I can't tap it back He's going back to tap. He's going for a retap. ⁓ Wiener, Arkansas. Yes. Okay. Again, this ⁓ this is a curveball, so I gotta myself. Why did the Mexican Cross the road. So I'm trying to fend as many groups as possible. I think this is a new group for me. Actually it isn't me because it's not my joke. So in Wiener, Arkansas, why did the Mexican cross the road? Wiener, Arkansas, which I'm pretty sure is close to Little Rock. I have no idea, but it's true. Yeah, th these wide open jokes are are area. To get to the other side, just like the chicken. I don't know. Okay. To get to the other side. 'Cause there was a burrito truck. A food truck across the street. Look at you, racist. Racist in the racist. There's a McDonald's over there. That pol polo what is it called? Polo ⁓ Pollo. Pollock. Okay. So So rice with chicken for those of you playing at home. Yeah the the which is always good. You can't go wrong with ⁓ you can't go wrong with that? Yeah, never. ⁓ in Wiener, Arkansas, the Mexican crossed the road because took the chicken's job. Wow. Jeff looks confused and I don't know why. It was an American chicken, by the way. American chicken. Just saying. Well, Wiener, Arkansas. ⁓ of course. Of course not. Yeah. American cock. Anyhow, another episode of the Solid Four Beer Thoughts. There you go. You're welcome. Anyhow, like and subscribe when you see a clip, share a clip, and ⁓ you can follow us Instagram, TikTok, ⁓ YouTube, Facebook. Enunciate. Get the podcast where you get your podcast. Until next week, I'm Tom. Blink. ⁓ let's be good on the beer crutch Sunday. You survived another episode. Send us an email at foursolidbeers at gmail.com. For show ideas and input. Until next week, Cheers.