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All right, we're going, we're
live. Cheers to that. Absolutely nice,
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satisfying clinked the coors light cans.
Nothing like a little bit of heavy
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water to get the podcast Hoss Talking
Dude Chords is fine, but I think
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yengling is still my go to sipping
beer. Dude hengling. There there's that
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midlevel beer that you see so rarely
because, like, I feel like nowadays
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you are either buying a thirty rack
for the boys and you're just powering through
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them because you don't care, coors
light, coors light, Bud light,
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Miller light, whatever, all that
kind of stuff, or you're like treating
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yourself to some like you're picking one
off double IPA. The taste like cheesecake
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or something. It's like vague flavors
made their way into beer brew. Yeah,
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exactly, and so like. Then
there's that, but then there's that
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mid tier where it's like you really
appreciate the one you have them because like
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Oh wow, this is like it's
the feel of a light beer with a
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little something extra. So that's like, like, I know you gangling for
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sure sell a kind of is in
there, like good enough to drink and
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enjoy the flavor of it. As
well as drink a handful of it.
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It's still totally like. It's still
totally just beer. You know I'm saying.
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There's no bells or whistles on it. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly
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why I like yngling. It doesn't
taste like sour water. Yeah, doesn't
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hit you like it's trying to make
a statement about what beer can taste like.
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It's America's oldest brewery. It's right
there. It's beer, whether you
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like it or not, exactly take
it or dumb, and you better fucking
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like it. But I feel like
you know't to love in that same tear
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as Guinness. Dude, I would
put I was gonna say it is pound
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Guinness. That's impressive. That's a
dark beer, I think Guinness. I
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guess ginnis would still be kind of
a mid tear in the fat in the
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sense that it's available everywhere. You
get twelve and eighteen packs, like everyone
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knows about it. It's common.
It's just a commoner heavy beer, yes,
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almost league of its own. M
Oh, dude, Guinness. Yeah,
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I mean, well, there was. There was this one time I
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was I went down to visit my
friend at Virginia Tech for spring break and
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they had like some crazy deal.
It was like four dollar pitchers or something
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like. If they weren't, they
were like huge pictures, like they were
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on the smaller side, but still
pictures and like film. That's gay nitture.
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To this day, his friends from
Virginia still knowing me as like the
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Guinness Guy Because I like got a
whole picture of Guinness and fucking down the
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whole thing before getting four more similar
pictures. Oh, yeah, exactly.
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But yeah, definitely a statement because
I'd like just met those guys that day
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and so really had to make my
mark quick boy did I the Irish lad
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but anyway, we've got our slipping
beers for sure. So this is a
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couple of Fellas, hopefully our actual
inaugural episode. We've been recording garbage,
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basically, basically trashy has practice on
and off for like three weeks, trying
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out some let's play, some podcasts
more realizing that you have to spend some
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money to continue spending money on this
hobby. It's very true, although it
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hasn't been too bad. We got
the capture card to steal, and this
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microphone wasn't too expensive either. NOPE, but we didn't need some hardware.
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Yeah, sure, up and running
actually, but I guess we should do
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a legitimate introduction on some some podcast. So my name is Zane Cook.
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I am twenty three for a couple
weeks more. For those of you at
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homes and just saluted. Just by
the vetment, nobody but me will.
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I've ever seen it. Yeah,
that's great, but I'm Zaying this other
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asshole making fun of me is see, that's me, Steve, and we
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are both alumni of the University of
Yukon Connecticut. Oh Yeah, why are
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you, Ko and baby? I
love it. We are both proud SIGAPPS,
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proud cheerleaders. Maybe we're giving away
too much personal information. We're going
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to docks ourselves of that accident.
I mean, dude, my instagram already
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docks as me. I feel like
I feel you. Go on there,
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facebook, whatever. You got the
whole picture. Yeah, I'm sorry,
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and it's just our names. Yeah, I even post that off to it's
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too easy. We can't hide from
the people looking for Snowden very well.
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Oh God, Dude, how do
could you imagine that, like if you
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were on the run and you know, from the government and just like fuck,
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I guess I got to go to
Russia. Now it feels like you've
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passed all of the lines of like
what society and order operates within, like
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you've gone into a murky gray area
beyond the fringes of normal society, where
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a whole government is more or less
ignoring due process and the law. Yeah,
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just to make an example out of
you. And that's terrifying because that
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seems like more powerlessness than you could
have in any way. That's going into
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North Korea and stealing a poster like
that's you. You forfeited your all of
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it, and that's terrifying. If
I if I was ever on the run
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from the government, I'm so glad
that snowdon has now set up this kind
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of like to do list on like
check marks on like the steps of running
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away from the government, and I
really what I would do is like,
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all right, one way trips to
Russia, get in contact with snowden figure
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out the rest later, because her
menntor me, he seems like a cool
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guy. That would be dope and
that's a great work study program exactly exactly
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how to be a fugitive. But
that was so cool too, on the
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podcast he's taking now that it's all
kind of died down, like he can
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wander around and he has a little
more freedom. I thought it was concrete
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box. Yeah, literally, and
I think for a while it might have
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been concrete box. Pretty much it
is. Seeking asylum in Russia. Is
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the Russians aren't so bad. I
guess they're like kind of cool with him.
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You just have to say that you're
the machine. That's true. Oh
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my God. Yeah, actually want
to be a mob boss or something.
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Come with gifts of vodka and cigarettes
where you're Adidas. Speaking of cigarettes,
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man, I had one the other
week. I'd even smoke the whole thing.
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Actually, well, I had a
couple when I was in Boston,
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but I had one by myself here. Didn't smoke the whole thing, but
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there was a time, man,
cigarettes. I don't know how to say
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right now, but I think that's
a nostalgia for nicotine. It kind of
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is, Dude. It is like
a little bit nostalgic because I cigarettes,
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or what I have, when I
was like in a weird mood and I
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don't know why. I don't know
why, they like brought me some sort
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of comfort. You know, even
with the tax on it, that's cheaper
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than therapy. That's very true.
Yeah, yeah, you could spend four
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hundred seeing a therapist or you can
just tell yourself it'd be like that.
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Sometimes it's. And that's basically what
I was doing. I was just like
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kind of sign and take a drag. I feel like that. I think
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it's a beauful environment thing too.
Like I never a fan of cigarettes.
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Never bought the cigarettes myself, but
not even drinking. But when it's a
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frigid two am snow outside the House
with me, you and a couple other
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guys, yeah, after a night
out and just like accidentally edging into some
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Heavier Shit. Yeah, sometimes there's
there's there's the right place. It's that.
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Yeah, it's like communal, like
piece pipe kind of thing, and
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that's why that's an interesting take.
I hadn't thought about the philosophy just to
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chemical effects. Oh yeah, definitely's
like. Yeah, I mean that's why
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I like smoking joints and stuff with
people so much, like and that's why
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I like I've never bought a weed
pain or something like that, because if
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I'm smoking a joint with people and
you're passing it and like there's a time
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larn on their phone like manage it, exactly like you. Just keeps everybody
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kind of like engaged in a sensation
activity. Yeah, exactly. I think
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cigarettes are a similar kind of thing. Even if you're not passing. I
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guess what we're saying is you should
smoke weed and sick. Yeah, exactly,
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and we are doctor, so you
can. You can go to the
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bank with that one. What we
are though, actually, Steve, you
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want to tell us a little bit? What are you doing now? I
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know you can't tell us some things, but yeah, my work is highly
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confidential. Steve is an electrical engineer
at the University of Yukon. Exactly.
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Graduated with flying colors and built a
built a prototype Railgun for the navy his
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last year. I did. Yeah, that was my underwater railgun system for
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submarines. Was My senior design project. First Place. I'll have you now
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at you cam but yeah, and
now I'm working for electric boat. I'm
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really docks in myself because there's only
one of those. But but yeah,
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and so a tesla of boats silving
electrical systems for or helping with the engineering
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of electrical systems for submarines. So
it's a job. It's definitely a job.
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So if you're ever wondering what might
make Steve a good target for doxing.
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It's government connections and a security clearance. Yeah, he's that's fool read.
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Thinking everything about this. We can
cut out, you know, I
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mean, it's fine, we don't
get cut it out because I yeah,
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I mean, I know well enough. Not. Basically, I just don't
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talk about my work, like I'll
talk about stories from work, like the
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people I work with are cool and
that that's that can lead to good times.
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But yeah, the thing it's easy, though, and it's kind of
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a little trick that I like to
think about, is how, since I
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don't care about what I'm doing,
I don't like talking about it much.
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Probably won't come up. I won't
have credible if your boss starts listening to
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our podcast here's that good? Yeah, well, I who that may be
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nervous. You're saying that, but
that's fine. A sieves in the market
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for a new job. Yeah,
we're saying. Yeah, professional podcaster and
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Youtuber. You want to watch it
sweet, really live in the dream.
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Yeah, don't worry, everybody who
wants to furiously write about how terrible this
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is. This is two friends doing
it as a fun side hobby. We
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have no expectations. Thank you,
living this is honestly the perfect podcast.
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I think we're running a perfect game
so far. Half of us have no
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expectation of making a living. We're
going to have to have an executive conference
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about that later to this podcast is
going viral and callment now. Um,
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big YIKES. Yeah, I don't
know. It's job. It's this boring
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to talk about because I'm board often
and fall asleep. We can take a
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pivot from that. Yeah, all
right, here by what are you doing?
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What's your career looking like? And
I'm now working as an RD engineer
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at a medical product company, which
is a much flashier title than really encapsulates
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my day to day work. Turns
out the entire world is pretty much run
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by excel spreadsheets. I didn't realize
how much she's paper work there was.
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Will Do. That's what every I
feel like. That's what every job is
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like. People find these passions and
they're like, Oh, I love X,
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and then it turns out that working
for that is just not at all
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with this expected and Sindhiser. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so a friend
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of ours. We might cut this
out. So I don't know. We
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should be talking about people but whatever, yeah, it work the Sindhiser and
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I was saying before, like Oh, that's like sick. You know,
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they make speakers and headphones and if
you really like music, really don't think
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just too yeah, exactly, great
stuff, and you would think that,
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like Oh, if you're working there, you're getting free headphones and you're listening
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to sick rock and roll all day
and everyone's there for a good time.
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But you're still just like an engineer. You're still just pushing papers like most
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of the day and even like if
you want to work on like video games
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or something like. People in the
video game industry work insane hours, dude,
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like, and are not really fairly
compensate there, really not, because
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they rely on it being a passion
project. Exactly, even as these businesses
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expand and as these teams grow from
a couple to dozens to hundreds of people
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on one game or one aspect of
one game. Yeah, like, what
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is GTA FIVES DEVELOPMENT BUDGET? It
was hundreds of millions. Oh yeah,
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it was more than many, many
major motion pictures. Insane. Hundreds of
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people are working on it. So
I don't know, it feels like that's
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that's the downside with these passion projects. As business grows towards efficiency, even
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if it's like the field you want, the company you want, the position
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you want, there's more and more
arms length away from like the content or
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the spirit of what you're really trying
to get at. Feels like every single
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yeah, I mean everything that's a
corporate hierarchy at least, feels there's more
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distance between the product and you than
you really expect going in. Yeah,
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it sucks that everyone can't just be
like a process. Grass moved. Yeah,
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I feel like those people are happy. We can go check out an
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amish community. That's exactly the game, right. Oh God, yeah,
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it's more like farmers. They make
great furniture. They don't strong's barn.
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They build the barn and then they
put it on a flatbed and just shipped
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a whole ass barn preassembled and like
dropped it off in her backyard. Actually,
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something interesting kind of that I found
out in my job and that's related
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to holy crash guys. Yeah,
beliere is interest at his job. Ll
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Mind it up from deep within the
earth. But so, back in the
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day before they had computer models of
the whole submarine and they wanted to like
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make sure stuff fit, not just
like on paper, like Oh yeah,
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I think this will work. This
cut should measure twice cut one. They
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would have the amish come and build
a full replica of the boat out of
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wood. What the Hell? If
there were components they need to see,
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they could actually go into it and
like check it out compared to this full
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size version. So they give them
the schematics more or less and like have
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them build it from that. Yeah, exactly. That's so cool. Is
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that safe? That's like when you
read about wish. I remember her name,
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but the one mathematician woman that they
used to double check all of the
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Apollo missions, like Flight True Jack, there he's. They had computers at
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that's less than than iphones, where
they had computers that were calculating all of
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the velocities and accelerations, angles gravity. But there was one woman who had
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been working at NASA as some type
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her double check the computer by hand
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going to work and do it.
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some of them. It's actually they
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idea of considering women as people.
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math? It's like, have you
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about how how many beautiful women there
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and whatever city he said. He
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day. It's like hey, so, what do you do? She told
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me she was a neurosurgeon. I
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sarcasm. God, he's so hateable
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mean she's just set up punch line
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to be watching more stand up.
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I know each other. God,
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saying about the buoy and see of
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sunglass on the sets because his eyes
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harrowing. Oh was it? Also
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Dan, he odd and died from
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yeah, that's crazy. He apparently
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stick the cigarettes, speaking of which
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longer, I'm swearing more and more. Yeah, have we looked into demonetization?
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Much So. Do you wanted to
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first minute. You swear, swearing, the first minute and you should be
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fine. Oh, okay, well, as long as you're not talking about
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anything too racy, which would probably
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think we recommended weed and cigarettes.
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be what fucked those. People tend
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more big farm and dude. Try
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you. As someone who hopes to
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on that one too seriously, do
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I know where momoney is. It's
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little six dude bogs. Well,
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chance. Everyone's always trying to put
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I think we finally found our voice. We're here to represent the little guy.
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Yeah, exactly, garette companies.
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because the underdogs usually the guy pinned
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for him. I'm such a DICKHEAD. Put them in the dirt. What
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are other great important things? This
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that we cut out, but the
number of times that I hear a podcast
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like we got that out, we
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the podcast and I'm hearing them say, yeah, it gets you got like
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a little inside joke. You feel
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they actually cut out. Yeah,
one a lot more than we hear.
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Fifty. I wonder how much it
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many of the podcast I listened to
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just want to continue as conversation.
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of the cut it was like an
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Well, that's not a bad idea. I mean not that we have ads,
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but we could pretend we do.
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run ads for a little cigarettes in
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for the whole family. Speaking on
which Rick and Morty backed again tomorrow and
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now I hope they continue to kill
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Yeah, that first episode was great, especially. Tell me, from
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someone who is a little bit disappointed
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not think it was as strong as
the first two season. For the first
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episode was quality stuff all. They
came back swinging and they know that they
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had to and they did. Yeah, Dude, Nope, lost the train
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of thing. I was really ready
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I know it would have been a
good one, I think. Oh,
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where we tracing along? I'm forgetting
writing morty season two. Oh Yes,
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speaking of great shows that came back
and have come back, well, this
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is a brand new one that isn't
coming back from anywhere, but is a
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great show. The mandalorian honestly,
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I think it launched on Wednesday with
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then yesterday the second one came out
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Amanda Warden, is the only reason
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Hot You can have one of my
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if you want my social security,
it's fine. That was almost the first
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real digit. Five. Oh God, that is the first real digits,
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the like last one. No,
I can't keep telling you just Cana really
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one in the middle. Yeah,
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episodes from now, out of nowhere, you asked me what a digit hit
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my social security is. By the
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show, we do in seasons,
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the audience loves riddles. Just it
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you seen what fortune can do,
maybe shy labuff and I definitely don't have
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his powers of illusion. That was
crazy. But tracking airplanes going through the
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sky, constellations and like Jet Paths
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dud driving around honking fortune. What
a beautiful community of monsters. I loved
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that very dude. Before chance says
their sites on someone, that person is
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fucked. Yeah, that's absolutely literally
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fortune could find snowed in faster than
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for sure. Yeah, I bet
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a two week period. Twenty four
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forty eight to be generous. Was
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four? The first forty eight.
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about missing persons. Case first forty
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report it, there's like an exponential
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them or find them alive after the
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the sphere that I guess not a
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so quickly within that much time that
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that you find them again. So
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critical window. And I can't remember
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it was scripted. I think it
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following real cases. Yeah, you
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I realize it being, you know, a TV show with real people
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and the liability involved. You need
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what the laws would be concerning people
who had violated the law and were recorded
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on like Oh yeah, Dash and
body cams. But no, every single
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episode of that show, every single
case they showed every person they got written
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consent from them to be shown on
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I don't know, either this is
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for them or they don't give a
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of their life. Pretty often,
yeah, they're like yeah, where does
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will make great primetime news go for? Seriously, every single episode of cops
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was like willingly, unless there's some
sketchy shit going on. Yeah, I
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mean Epstein definitely killed himself, but
yeah, of course. But these people
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also definitely signed the waivers, or
so I'm told. I wonder they just
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kind of like slipped it in there
with their like Miranda rights something. You
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have the right to be put on
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of those people are fucking hammered to
but I wonder if, liken, they
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can't give consent to a colleague.
Can you legally give consent to a contract
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if you're drunk? I don't know. We need a hot call in number,
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if anybody has any lawyer friends out
there that wants to be randomly bothered
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with stupid questions. True, please, docs there, give us. We
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need their contact information. Oh my
God, are we gonna get demonetized for
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joking the calling to doc someone?
We didn't mean it. Youtube. Now
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I actually maybe you two doesn't Dumb
Shit, man. They do think that
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might be on a coffin. Saying
that. Did you hear about what happens
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with Mark applier? Yes, I
saw his video with twenty five million views
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and was like, all right,
I got eight minutes to burn. Yeah,
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exactly. Yeah, that's it.
Horrible, so crazy. Do people
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lost their not just their youtube accounts, their google accounts, the stuff we
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access there, like Gmail, to
their email address. That's that. fucks
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up work and light. Yeah,
if I lost my Gmail I would be
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crippled for weeks. Yeah, insane. I run a lot of aspects of
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my life through that. But I
feel like there's a class action lawsuit to
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be out of there. We go, sure, especially when I feel like
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suing Google is so scary. While
some of the people he was showing like
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screenshots of their comments and conversations that
they had with support yeah, and it
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was like hey, this is a
big issue everyone's having, and they were
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like sorry, all bands are carefully
reviewed. It's final. Yeah, clearly
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not supposed to the Red Smiley Face
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be so blind. God, I
would be so furious. I wonder if
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any of those people got forbid are
like also youtubers and make portions or all
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of their living on Youtube. To
good question, like what if one of
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those people chiming in was one of
his buddies and like is locked out of
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his account? You could be that. Yeah, that's at legitimately your entire
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career right there. Good, got
YouTube, come on, have a little
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bit more care for the people.
Let Freedom of speech work itself out.
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Yeah, these are so they have
such a like big, huge, like
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volume of like content that they have
to monitor all the time. So they're
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just trying to completely automate everything about
it, and it's what I have some
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sort of be there. But like, clearly they've just gone way too like
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they just got to succeed more carefully. I think they're so worried about catching
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everything that could cause any offense that
they are very much neglecting not catching things
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that shouldn't cause offense. Yeah,
I think the casualties are too high for
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the success rate that they have in
getting the stuff off that they would want.
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Yea. And and it's all like
it's all incentivized by greed to like.
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It's also that advertisers are happy.
Yes, more so, like more
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than like this virtuous company that wants
to be so woke. Oh my God,
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speaking of which, I love Google's
don't be evil tenant of their mission
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statement. Yeah, that was one
of the official things, like since Google
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was found. It one of their
mission statement bullet points was don't be evil.
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Kind of weird to include, but
lofty. I like it. Yeah,
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they took it off a year or
two ago. That's so crazy.
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It's a it was a ballsy gambit, I think, to put don't be
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evil into your like efficient statement.
It's not like I like it, but
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there's there's interpretation with something that like
a supermassive corporation like Google, wants to
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be costially. Do your best,
like exactly, but I think they ran
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a bit of risk being like kind
of weird by talking about evil in their
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mission statement. Yeah, I think
it was a significantly bigger blender to then
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remove it. Yeah, that raises
some serious questions. Yeah, it's all
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right, you can be evil sometimes. Everyone's a little. Usually lawful evil.
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Right now, exactly lawful evil,
pretty much. Yeah, holy shoot,
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we just found upon the perfect stumbled
upon the perfect designation for all of
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these companies, that I most corporations. I feel like his lawful evil.
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The ones that aren't lawfully they'll get
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still around are all lawful evil.
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let's already make a packs to just
not read any comments. So I'm toad
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comments. All right, Stevens,
the comment man, like I mean,
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I'm I mean it's very hard to
offend me, but, like, if
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I'm fucking something up, I will
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I would like the constructor says,
especially if you're trying to build a
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community, which is like that's a
way down the road. Thing. But
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if I were trying to build a
community, I'd want to like see interest
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saying, yeah, I think like
reading comments is and all bad. Once
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you're like huge, huge, it's
one unfeasible to do. Yeah, well,
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she just want to get like a
smattering and like that's okay, that,
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yeah, filigreeting at a bit of
an inflated opinion of where we are
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in you to hierarchy exactly, if
you're yeah, if you're like a huge
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person, because I see that a
lot on like people I subscribed to have
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like millions of subs and get like
hundreds of thousands of yews or whatever,
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like yeah, they're not reading comments, and that makes total sense because,
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one they know what they're doing.
They're putting out a consistent product, I
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guess. Yes, and a lot
of the stuff in there is just going
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to be like inflammatory bullshit that they've
heard a million times before. That's true.
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Like, I get it, guys, my voice is annoying to listen
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to. I'm not going to be
able to change that. I feel everyone
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hates their own voice, though.
The I fuck about you. That's because
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you're so habituated to what it is, and it fun fact you actually hear
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your voice differently than everyone else because
projecting away from your ears. Well,
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that the doppler effect is one thing, but there's also a literal internal resonance,
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because your vocal courts are, how
vocal cords are housed inside you,
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and your whole hearing things basically like
an enclosed, fluid, Jiggling vibrational sensing
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system. Having it emanate from your
throat, which is so close to your
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ears, you pick up some of
these vibrations and it adds a base on
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a timber to your own voice.
When you hear yourself speak, that isn't
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actual sound you're projecting. It's basically
like vibrating within the tissues of your body
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and getting picked up by your audistory
processing stuff. That makes sense. So
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there's an extra layer of like you
think your voice is a little bit deeper
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and fuller than it actually is.
Yeah, so if you hear it,
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you're hearing it without the usual filters
of your own neck and ear tissue that
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usually change how you perceive. I
feel like I hear my voice is not
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nearly as high as when I hear
it recorded. I'm sorry, my I
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rephrase that. I think, yeah, sorry, when I hear my voice
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on recording, it's deeper than how
I hear it when I'm speaking. Interesting.
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Yeah, could also be a part
of art recording practices, or maybe
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your conversational voice is a little different
from your recording by your self voice.
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I don't know prod of all answers, but I wonder if I, when
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I spoke, I heard my voice
as other people heard it, if I
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would, and then when I recorded
it it sounded like how I hear it.
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I wonder if I would hate this
version just because I'm just because it's
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different. MMM, you know I'm
saying. I think it's because it's what
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you're not habituated. Yeah, when
you hear the recording you're like that doesn't
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sound right. It's like when you
see certain pictures of yourself that don't flip
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face. Yeah, most weird and
ugly to you because you're used to looking
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yourself in a mirror when literally it's
the same face, just like different.
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And a lot of people just hate
pictures of themself on everyone else, like,
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are you talking about this? Just
what you look like? I've actually
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never thought of that before, but
yeah, thanks a lot. That's why
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I like iphones and some other phones. If you ever take a Selfie,
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it takes a picture and flips it
because people just like that better. That,
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I think, the standard. That
makes sense. Yeah, I could
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follow that. Plus, it's easier
if you're like looking in it to mirror.
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You know, what's annoying about snapchat
is that you can stalk your friends
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with gelocation technology now, because you
can just turn that off and I use
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that sometimes, especially when I was
at college and I want to know who's
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in the dining hall. Let me
look you up. You gave me your
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location. That was it. Oh, yeah, what's annoying about snapchat is
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that they put a way more effort
into their iphone APP than their android APP
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because, I'll true, the way
it works. snapchat pictures look way better
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on an iphone because the software of
snapchat actually like essentially speaks to the camera,
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and so it's actually using your camera, whereas on Android it takes it
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so lazy. It basically screenshots.
You're like your phone like so your cameras
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open, has a picture and just
screenshots that. So it's going to be
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like lower reds. It's not like
the whole picture file. It's just a
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screen shot of like whatever was on
your screen. That time explains something that
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I've kind of noticed but not really
understood. Snapchat definitely is not native to
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android campaign. I no, definitely
know it. That is a bit annoying.
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I wish, but it kind of. I mean the thing is,
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you got to cut him a little
bit of slack. Is like there's one
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iphone, basically, like they're all
the same, whereas like, if you're
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going to optimize that for Android,
you have to do it for every screen,
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like size, dimension, like coming
out of SCANAL and trees, mighty
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manufacturer, exactly there. There's so
many different kinds. It's but like,
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come on, snapchat, you got
you got money, you got time.
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What are you doing? You're gonna
add another filter. Help us that fixture
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camera different, different dog years.
I felt your priorities. Yeah, exactly.
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Change your priorities around. You start
kicking the breed of the dog years
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that filter. Yeah, I like
Golden Retriever ears or I'm not interested.
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Yeah, that's fair. IPHUND versus
android is such an interesting people love tribalism.
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Yeah, they love it. You
know, it's incredible. On Giffie,
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Samsung published like thirty something gifts to
send in response to people complaining about
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Green Text Oh like, they're just
green bubble themed gifts. Dude, I've
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done so much shit in my life. I saved six of the gifts just
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so that I could send them to
people when they come tall about it.
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Literally every time, every time,
very often, when you go from a
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tender conversation to texting, the first
thing I get in response to hey,
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it's Zane, Smiley face, is
messages are green, green bubbles, like.
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Well, I guess this teaches me
something about your personality that wasn't in
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the biography. Exactly, if yeah, it's just so unoriginal too. Yeah,
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because everyone, my God, says
it. If we're going to talk
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UN originality on dating APPs, damn
do we have content. For years and
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I finally found our niche turns out
this is more than a couple people who
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like the office. Yeah, next
year going to tell me that friends has
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a wide fanbase. Oh my God, at least nobody else loves to laugh
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besides me. Right, that's a
unique thing, I think people who are
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funny. Yeah, so does everyone
else in the entire world. Jesus Chearl
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my God, but I guess we
will wrap this one up. You guys
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have been listening to a couple of
fellows and remember this. Do Weed,
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do cigarettes and do tender, but
not heroin. Have a good night
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All right, we're going, we're
live. Cheers to that. Absolutely nice,
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satisfying clinked the coors light cans.
Nothing like a little bit of heavy
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water to get the podcast Hoss Talking
Dude Chords is fine, but I think
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yengling is still my go to sipping
beer. Dude hengling. There there's that
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midlevel beer that you see so rarely
because, like, I feel like nowadays
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you are either buying a thirty rack
for the boys and you're just powering through
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them because you don't care, coors
light, coors light, Bud light,
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Miller light, whatever, all that
kind of stuff, or you're like treating
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yourself to some like you're picking one
off double IPA. The taste like cheesecake
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or something. It's like vague flavors
made their way into beer brew. Yeah,
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exactly, and so like. Then
there's that, but then there's that
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mid tier where it's like you really
appreciate the one you have them because like
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Oh wow, this is like it's
the feel of a light beer with a
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little something extra. So that's like, like, I know you gangling for
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sure sell a kind of is in
there, like good enough to drink and
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enjoy the flavor of it. As
well as drink a handful of it.
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It's still totally like. It's still
totally just beer. You know I'm saying.
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There's no bells or whistles on it. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly
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why I like yngling. It doesn't
taste like sour water. Yeah, doesn't
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hit you like it's trying to make
a statement about what beer can taste like.
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It's America's oldest brewery. It's right
there. It's beer, whether you
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like it or not, exactly take
it or dumb, and you better fucking
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like it. But I feel like
you know't to love in that same tear
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as Guinness. Dude, I would
put I was gonna say it is pound
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Guinness. That's impressive. That's a
dark beer, I think Guinness. I
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guess ginnis would still be kind of
a mid tear in the fat in the
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sense that it's available everywhere. You
get twelve and eighteen packs, like everyone
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knows about it. It's common.
It's just a commoner heavy beer, yes,
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almost league of its own. M
Oh, dude, Guinness. Yeah,
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I mean, well, there was. There was this one time I
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was I went down to visit my
friend at Virginia Tech for spring break and
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they had like some crazy deal.
It was like four dollar pitchers or something
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like. If they weren't, they
were like huge pictures, like they were
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on the smaller side, but still
pictures and like film. That's gay nitture.
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To this day, his friends from
Virginia still knowing me as like the
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Guinness Guy Because I like got a
whole picture of Guinness and fucking down the
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whole thing before getting four more similar
pictures. Oh, yeah, exactly.
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But yeah, definitely a statement because
I'd like just met those guys that day
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and so really had to make my
mark quick boy did I the Irish lad
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but anyway, we've got our slipping
beers for sure. So this is a
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couple of Fellas, hopefully our actual
inaugural episode. We've been recording garbage,
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basically, basically trashy has practice on
and off for like three weeks, trying
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out some let's play, some podcasts
more realizing that you have to spend some
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money to continue spending money on this
hobby. It's very true, although it
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hasn't been too bad. We got
the capture card to steal, and this
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microphone wasn't too expensive either. NOPE, but we didn't need some hardware.
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Yeah, sure, up and running
actually, but I guess we should do
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a legitimate introduction on some some podcast. So my name is Zane Cook.
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I am twenty three for a couple
weeks more. For those of you at
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homes and just saluted. Just by
the vetment, nobody but me will.
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I've ever seen it. Yeah,
that's great, but I'm Zaying this other
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asshole making fun of me is see, that's me, Steve, and we
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are both alumni of the University of
Yukon Connecticut. Oh Yeah, why are
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you, Ko and baby? I
love it. We are both proud SIGAPPS,
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proud cheerleaders. Maybe we're giving away
too much personal information. We're going
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to docks ourselves of that accident.
I mean, dude, my instagram already
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docks as me. I feel like
I feel you. Go on there,
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facebook, whatever. You got the
whole picture. Yeah, I'm sorry,
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and it's just our names. Yeah, I even post that off to it's
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too easy. We can't hide from
the people looking for Snowden very well.
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Oh God, Dude, how do
could you imagine that, like if you
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were on the run and you know, from the government and just like fuck,
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I guess I got to go to
Russia. Now it feels like you've
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passed all of the lines of like
what society and order operates within, like
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you've gone into a murky gray area
beyond the fringes of normal society, where
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a whole government is more or less
ignoring due process and the law. Yeah,
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just to make an example out of
you. And that's terrifying because that
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seems like more powerlessness than you could
have in any way. That's going into
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North Korea and stealing a poster like
that's you. You forfeited your all of
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it, and that's terrifying. If
I if I was ever on the run
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from the government, I'm so glad
that snowdon has now set up this kind
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of like to do list on like
check marks on like the steps of running
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away from the government, and I
really what I would do is like,
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all right, one way trips to
Russia, get in contact with snowden figure
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out the rest later, because her
menntor me, he seems like a cool
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guy. That would be dope and
that's a great work study program exactly exactly
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how to be a fugitive. But
that was so cool too, on the
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podcast he's taking now that it's all
kind of died down, like he can
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wander around and he has a little
more freedom. I thought it was concrete
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box. Yeah, literally, and
I think for a while it might have
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been concrete box. Pretty much it
is. Seeking asylum in Russia. Is
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the Russians aren't so bad. I
guess they're like kind of cool with him.
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You just have to say that you're
the machine. That's true. Oh
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my God. Yeah, actually want
to be a mob boss or something.
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Come with gifts of vodka and cigarettes
where you're Adidas. Speaking of cigarettes,
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man, I had one the other
week. I'd even smoke the whole thing.
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Actually, well, I had a
couple when I was in Boston,
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but I had one by myself here. Didn't smoke the whole thing, but
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there was a time, man,
cigarettes. I don't know how to say
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right now, but I think that's
a nostalgia for nicotine. It kind of
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is, Dude. It is like
a little bit nostalgic because I cigarettes,
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or what I have, when I
was like in a weird mood and I
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don't know why. I don't know
why, they like brought me some sort
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of comfort. You know, even
with the tax on it, that's cheaper
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than therapy. That's very true.
Yeah, yeah, you could spend four
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hundred seeing a therapist or you can
just tell yourself it'd be like that.
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Sometimes it's. And that's basically what
I was doing. I was just like
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kind of sign and take a drag. I feel like that. I think
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it's a beauful environment thing too.
Like I never a fan of cigarettes.
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Never bought the cigarettes myself, but
not even drinking. But when it's a
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frigid two am snow outside the House
with me, you and a couple other
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guys, yeah, after a night
out and just like accidentally edging into some
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Heavier Shit. Yeah, sometimes there's
there's there's the right place. It's that.
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Yeah, it's like communal, like
piece pipe kind of thing, and
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that's why that's an interesting take.
I hadn't thought about the philosophy just to
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chemical effects. Oh yeah, definitely's
like. Yeah, I mean that's why
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I like smoking joints and stuff with
people so much, like and that's why
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I like I've never bought a weed
pain or something like that, because if
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I'm smoking a joint with people and
you're passing it and like there's a time
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larn on their phone like manage it, exactly like you. Just keeps everybody
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kind of like engaged in a sensation
activity. Yeah, exactly. I think
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cigarettes are a similar kind of thing. Even if you're not passing. I
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guess what we're saying is you should
smoke weed and sick. Yeah, exactly,
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and we are doctor, so you
can. You can go to the
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bank with that one. What we
are though, actually, Steve, you
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want to tell us a little bit? What are you doing now? I
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know you can't tell us some things, but yeah, my work is highly
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confidential. Steve is an electrical engineer
at the University of Yukon. Exactly.
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Graduated with flying colors and built a
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our podcast here's that good? Yeah, well, I who that may be
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nervous. You're saying that, but
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for a new job. Yeah,
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have no expectations. Thank you,
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expectation of making a living. We're
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big YIKES. Yeah, I don't
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Will Do. That's what every I
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or something like. People in the
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it was more than many, many
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a whole ass barn preassembled and like
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to holy crash guys. Yeah,
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Mind it up from deep within the
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day before they had computer models of
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I think this will work. This
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would have the amish come and build
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wood. What the Hell? If
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they could actually go into it and
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size version. So they give them
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them build it from that. Yeah, exactly. That's so cool. Is
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her double check the computer by hand
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going to work and do it.
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some of them. It's actually they
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idea of considering women as people.
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day. It's like hey, so, what do you do? She told
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me she was a neurosurgeon. I
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sarcasm. God, he's so hateable
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mean she's just set up punch line
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to be watching more stand up.
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I know each other. God,
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saying about the buoy and see of
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harrowing. Oh was it? Also
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Dan, he odd and died from
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longer, I'm swearing more and more. Yeah, have we looked into demonetization?
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Much So. Do you wanted to
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first minute. You swear, swearing, the first minute and you should be
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fine. Oh, okay, well, as long as you're not talking about
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anything too racy, which would probably
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think we recommended weed and cigarettes.
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be what fucked those. People tend
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more big farm and dude. Try
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you. As someone who hopes to
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on that one too seriously, do
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I know where momoney is. It's
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little six dude bogs. Well,
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chance. Everyone's always trying to put
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I think we finally found our voice. We're here to represent the little guy.
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Yeah, exactly, garette companies.
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because the underdogs usually the guy pinned
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for him. I'm such a DICKHEAD. Put them in the dirt. What
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are other great important things? This
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that we cut out, but the
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like we got that out, we
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the podcast and I'm hearing them say, yeah, it gets you got like
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a little inside joke. You feel
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they actually cut out. Yeah,
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Fifty. I wonder how much it
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many of the podcast I listened to
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just want to continue as conversation.
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of the cut it was like an
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Well, that's not a bad idea. I mean not that we have ads,
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but we could pretend we do.
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run ads for a little cigarettes in
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for the whole family. Speaking on
which Rick and Morty backed again tomorrow and
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now I hope they continue to kill
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someone who is a little bit disappointed
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not think it was as strong as
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episode was quality stuff all. They
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had to and they did. Yeah, Dude, Nope, lost the train
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of thing. I was really ready
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I know it would have been a
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where we tracing along? I'm forgetting
writing morty season two. Oh Yes,
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speaking of great shows that came back
and have come back, well, this
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is a brand new one that isn't
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great show. The mandalorian honestly,
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then yesterday the second one came out
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Amanda Warden, is the only reason
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Hot You can have one of my
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if you want my social security,
it's fine. That was almost the first
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real digit. Five. Oh God, that is the first real digits,
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the like last one. No,
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one in the middle. Yeah,
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episodes from now, out of nowhere, you asked me what a digit hit
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my social security is. By the
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show, we do in seasons,
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the audience loves riddles. Just it
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you seen what fortune can do,
maybe shy labuff and I definitely don't have
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his powers of illusion. That was
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sky, constellations and like Jet Paths
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dud driving around honking fortune. What
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that very dude. Before chance says
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fucked. Yeah, that's absolutely literally
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fortune could find snowed in faster than
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for sure. Yeah, I bet
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a two week period. Twenty four
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four? The first forty eight.
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about missing persons. Case first forty
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them or find them alive after the
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that you find them again. So
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what the laws would be concerning people
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episode of that show, every single
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consent from them to be shown on
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of their life. Pretty often,
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mean Epstein definitely killed himself, but
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also definitely signed the waivers, or
so I'm told. I wonder they just
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kind of like slipped it in there
with their like Miranda rights something. You
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have the right to be put on
cops live TV. Well, a lot
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of those people are fucking hammered to
but I wonder if, liken, they
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can't give consent to a colleague.
Can you legally give consent to a contract
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if you're drunk? I don't know. We need a hot call in number,
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if anybody has any lawyer friends out
there that wants to be randomly bothered
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with stupid questions. True, please, docs there, give us. We
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need their contact information. Oh my
God, are we gonna get demonetized for
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joking the calling to doc someone?
We didn't mean it. Youtube. Now
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I actually maybe you two doesn't Dumb
Shit, man. They do think that
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might be on a coffin. Saying
that. Did you hear about what happens
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with Mark applier? Yes, I
saw his video with twenty five million views
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and was like, all right,
I got eight minutes to burn. Yeah,
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exactly. Yeah, that's it.
Horrible, so crazy. Do people
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lost their not just their youtube accounts, their google accounts, the stuff we
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access there, like Gmail, to
their email address. That's that. fucks
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up work and light. Yeah,
if I lost my Gmail I would be
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crippled for weeks. Yeah, insane. I run a lot of aspects of
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my life through that. But I
feel like there's a class action lawsuit to
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be out of there. We go, sure, especially when I feel like
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suing Google is so scary. While
some of the people he was showing like
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screenshots of their comments and conversations that
they had with support yeah, and it
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was like hey, this is a
big issue everyone's having, and they were
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like sorry, all bands are carefully
reviewed. It's final. Yeah, clearly
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not supposed to the Red Smiley Face
Emoji a bunch of times. Hope you
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be so blind. God, I
would be so furious. I wonder if
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any of those people got forbid are
like also youtubers and make portions or all
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of their living on Youtube. To
good question, like what if one of
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those people chiming in was one of
his buddies and like is locked out of
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his account? You could be that. Yeah, that's at legitimately your entire
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career right there. Good, got
YouTube, come on, have a little
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bit more care for the people.
Let Freedom of speech work itself out.
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Yeah, these are so they have
such a like big, huge, like
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volume of like content that they have
to monitor all the time. So they're
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just trying to completely automate everything about
it, and it's what I have some
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sort of be there. But like, clearly they've just gone way too like
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they just got to succeed more carefully. I think they're so worried about catching
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everything that could cause any offense that
they are very much neglecting not catching things
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that shouldn't cause offense. Yeah,
I think the casualties are too high for
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the success rate that they have in
getting the stuff off that they would want.
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Yea. And and it's all like
it's all incentivized by greed to like.
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It's also that advertisers are happy.
Yes, more so, like more
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than like this virtuous company that wants
to be so woke. Oh my God,
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speaking of which, I love Google's
don't be evil tenant of their mission
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statement. Yeah, that was one
of the official things, like since Google
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was found. It one of their
mission statement bullet points was don't be evil.
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Kind of weird to include, but
lofty. I like it. Yeah,
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they took it off a year or
two ago. That's so crazy.
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It's a it was a ballsy gambit, I think, to put don't be
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evil into your like efficient statement.
It's not like I like it, but
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there's there's interpretation with something that like
a supermassive corporation like Google, wants to
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be costially. Do your best,
like exactly, but I think they ran
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a bit of risk being like kind
of weird by talking about evil in their
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mission statement. Yeah, I think
it was a significantly bigger blender to then
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remove it. Yeah, that raises
some serious questions. Yeah, it's all
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right, you can be evil sometimes. Everyone's a little. Usually lawful evil.
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Right now, exactly lawful evil,
pretty much. Yeah, holy shoot,
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we just found upon the perfect stumbled
upon the perfect designation for all of
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these companies, that I most corporations. I feel like his lawful evil.
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The ones that aren't lawfully they'll get
taken down, but the ones that are
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still around are all lawful evil.
Yeah, very true. Oh boy,
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let's already make a packs to just
not read any comments. So I'm toad
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comments. All right, Stevens,
the comment man, like I mean,
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I'm I mean it's very hard to
offend me, but, like, if
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I'm fucking something up, I will
stay for the first while. I guess.
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I would like the constructor says,
especially if you're trying to build a
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community, which is like that's a
way down the road. Thing. But
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if I were trying to build a
community, I'd want to like see interest
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saying, yeah, I think like
reading comments is and all bad. Once
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you're like huge, huge, it's
one unfeasible to do. Yeah, well,
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she just want to get like a
smattering and like that's okay, that,
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yeah, filigreeting at a bit of
an inflated opinion of where we are
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in you to hierarchy exactly, if
you're yeah, if you're like a huge
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person, because I see that a
lot on like people I subscribed to have
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like millions of subs and get like
hundreds of thousands of yews or whatever,
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like yeah, they're not reading comments, and that makes total sense because,
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one they know what they're doing.
They're putting out a consistent product, I
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guess. Yes, and a lot
of the stuff in there is just going
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to be like inflammatory bullshit that they've
heard a million times before. That's true.
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Like, I get it, guys, my voice is annoying to listen
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to. I'm not going to be
able to change that. I feel everyone
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hates their own voice, though.
The I fuck about you. That's because
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you're so habituated to what it is, and it fun fact you actually hear
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your voice differently than everyone else because
projecting away from your ears. Well,
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that the doppler effect is one thing, but there's also a literal internal resonance,
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because your vocal courts are, how
vocal cords are housed inside you,
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and your whole hearing things basically like
an enclosed, fluid, Jiggling vibrational sensing
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system. Having it emanate from your
throat, which is so close to your
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ears, you pick up some of
these vibrations and it adds a base on
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a timber to your own voice.
When you hear yourself speak, that isn't
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actual sound you're projecting. It's basically
like vibrating within the tissues of your body
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and getting picked up by your audistory
processing stuff. That makes sense. So
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there's an extra layer of like you
think your voice is a little bit deeper
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and fuller than it actually is.
Yeah, so if you hear it,
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you're hearing it without the usual filters
of your own neck and ear tissue that
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usually change how you perceive. I
feel like I hear my voice is not
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nearly as high as when I hear
it recorded. I'm sorry, my I
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rephrase that. I think, yeah, sorry, when I hear my voice
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on recording, it's deeper than how
I hear it when I'm speaking. Interesting.
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Yeah, could also be a part
of art recording practices, or maybe
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your conversational voice is a little different
from your recording by your self voice.
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I don't know prod of all answers, but I wonder if I, when
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I spoke, I heard my voice
as other people heard it, if I
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would, and then when I recorded
it it sounded like how I hear it.
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I wonder if I would hate this
version just because I'm just because it's
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different. MMM, you know I'm
saying. I think it's because it's what
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you're not habituated. Yeah, when
you hear the recording you're like that doesn't
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sound right. It's like when you
see certain pictures of yourself that don't flip
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face. Yeah, most weird and
ugly to you because you're used to looking
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yourself in a mirror when literally it's
the same face, just like different.
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And a lot of people just hate
pictures of themself on everyone else, like,
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are you talking about this? Just
what you look like? I've actually
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never thought of that before, but
yeah, thanks a lot. That's why
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I like iphones and some other phones. If you ever take a Selfie,
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it takes a picture and flips it
because people just like that better. That,
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I think, the standard. That
makes sense. Yeah, I could
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follow that. Plus, it's easier
if you're like looking in it to mirror.
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You know, what's annoying about snapchat
is that you can stalk your friends
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with gelocation technology now, because you
can just turn that off and I use
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that sometimes, especially when I was
at college and I want to know who's
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in the dining hall. Let me
look you up. You gave me your
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location. That was it. Oh, yeah, what's annoying about snapchat is
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that they put a way more effort
into their iphone APP than their android APP
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because, I'll true, the way
it works. snapchat pictures look way better
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on an iphone because the software of
snapchat actually like essentially speaks to the camera,
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and so it's actually using your camera, whereas on Android it takes it
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so lazy. It basically screenshots.
You're like your phone like so your cameras
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open, has a picture and just
screenshots that. So it's going to be
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like lower reds. It's not like
the whole picture file. It's just a
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screen shot of like whatever was on
your screen. That time explains something that
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I've kind of noticed but not really
understood. Snapchat definitely is not native to
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android campaign. I no, definitely
know it. That is a bit annoying.
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I wish, but it kind of. I mean the thing is,
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you got to cut him a little
bit of slack. Is like there's one
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iphone, basically, like they're all
the same, whereas like, if you're
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going to optimize that for Android,
you have to do it for every screen,
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like size, dimension, like coming
out of SCANAL and trees, mighty
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manufacturer, exactly there. There's so
many different kinds. It's but like,
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come on, snapchat, you got
you got money, you got time.
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What are you doing? You're gonna
add another filter. Help us that fixture
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camera different, different dog years.
I felt your priorities. Yeah, exactly.
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Change your priorities around. You start
kicking the breed of the dog years
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that filter. Yeah, I like
Golden Retriever ears or I'm not interested.
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Yeah, that's fair. IPHUND versus
android is such an interesting people love tribalism.
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Yeah, they love it. You
know, it's incredible. On Giffie,
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Samsung published like thirty something gifts to
send in response to people complaining about
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Green Text Oh like, they're just
green bubble themed gifts. Dude, I've
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done so much shit in my life. I saved six of the gifts just
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so that I could send them to
people when they come tall about it.
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Literally every time, every time,
very often, when you go from a
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tender conversation to texting, the first
thing I get in response to hey,
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it's Zane, Smiley face, is
messages are green, green bubbles, like.
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Well, I guess this teaches me
something about your personality that wasn't in
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the biography. Exactly, if yeah, it's just so unoriginal too. Yeah,
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because everyone, my God, says
it. If we're going to talk
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UN originality on dating APPs, damn
do we have content. For years and
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I finally found our niche turns out
this is more than a couple people who
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like the office. Yeah, next
year going to tell me that friends has
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a wide fanbase. Oh my God, at least nobody else loves to laugh
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besides me. Right, that's a
unique thing, I think people who are
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funny. Yeah, so does everyone
else in the entire world. Jesus Chearl
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my God, but I guess we
will wrap this one up. You guys
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have been listening to a couple of
fellows and remember this. Do Weed,
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do cigarettes and do tender, but
not heroin. Have a good night