The Beth Donahue Episode: Breast Reductions & Taint Biopsies | Wease Family Circus | Ep 28

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Here we go, kids, and thank you for joining the We's Family Circus.
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We got an extra family today.
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We have not only my son, Satchel Jacob Levin, from Captivate Media, this fabulous joint.
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It's fabulous.
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My wife, Bubby Doreen Levin, and visiting from Nashville, from Nashville,
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where all the hip people live now.
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They all followed Beth Donahue.
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Oh, God.
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You were there before it was this hip.
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Oh, yeah.
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We were there like 30 years ago when it was cool and fun.
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Now it's this racist, homophobic nightmare.
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Wait a minute.
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It's the bachelorette capital of the world, I think.
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Oh, my God.
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Everybody goes there.
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It's so Republican.
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Well, it's so funny you said that because I'm not going to mention her name, because I don't want to.
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Okay.
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But a real staunch woman.
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Right wing Republican with a lot of money that we know that live by us in Florida.
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Just moved to Nashville.
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Yep.
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I mean, this person actually toured with Trump.
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Wow.
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And just moved to Nashville.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm telling you.
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She is.
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They're all there.
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Everybody's moving.
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I know.
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I know.
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It's crazy that they figured out how many people a day move in.
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Really?
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Into Nashville, and the number was just staggering.
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So being there as long as you have, what do you feel?
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What do you see difference?
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Probably it's the, because we work, the store that we work in, the grocery store is in, in the heart of the, of the money.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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I didn't know you were in the fancy grocery store.
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We are.
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We're in the, a fancy one.
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And, you know, everybody has the, you know, the golf cart and the kids and,
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Yeah, and it's with the huge Trump flags on the back of them and the red hats and, you know, the big fake boobs.
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It's just, I mean, not that there's not fake boobs everywhere, but extra Trumpy boobs, you know, just they're just awful.
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And but what's weird is you think there you think, you know, how sometimes you're.
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You find out that somebody, you think, oh, well, there's no way this person's a Trumper.
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They're my friend.
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And then you find out they are.
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And you just instantly, your heart sinks, you know?
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You're like, oh, my God, how are you completely insane?
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And I didn't know it.
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That happened to me this past year.
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A girl, I had no idea.
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No, I do have, we have a ton of friends.
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who are very Republican and some that are Republican and Trumpers.
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But this one friend, I thought for sure she wasn't.
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And then I found out and it freaked me out.
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I was like, oh, my God.
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I know.
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I had no idea.
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You rethink everything.
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Well, no, I'm not.
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You know, there's that trend going around that how do you stay?
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People are dropping their friends.
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We can't.
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We and I did that.
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We would have no friends.
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Right.
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You know, we would have no friends.
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And as a matter of fact, a girlfriend that we were just with recently at a barbecue, she had these two guys that are good friends of hers.
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This girl went over their house daily.
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Let me come in a little bit.
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She didn't tell you that the two guys were very gay.
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Very gay.
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I mean, what's very gay?
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They were gay.
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Well, they were very gay.
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They're not so very gay because I didn't even think they were gay at first.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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We would go over there for dinner.
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They're so gay.
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Anyway, they were gay.
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Wearing pumps and earrings and super gay.
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Were they flamboyant?
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No, they're not.
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They're not flamboyant at all.
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I know what you mean.
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But they were gay married?
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They're married.
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Yeah, they're a beautiful couple.
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And we met them through these people.
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Right.
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And what I'm telling you, she was over there daily, and she would invite us.
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She's like, oh, want to get together?
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We'll have dinner.
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Yeah.
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And the dinner was at their house.
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Like we didn't even know the first time we went, we didn't even know these people.
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She actually had a dinner party at their house.
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That's how close they were.
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They all of a sudden last year, you know, they weren't responding to her.
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And she's like, I don't know what I did.
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She was trying to figure it out.
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She thought it was because the one guy's cat died and she didn't respond good enough with the dead cat.
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She was going through her brain, racking her brain.
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She finally went over there not long ago, showed up at their house, and she starts spewing out.
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She's like, I know it's because of the cat.
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I'm sorry.
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And they let her go on and on about the whole cat thing.
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And then when she was done, told her it was because they couldn't be friends with her anymore because she was a Republican.
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And she wasn't even a Trumper.
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What do you mean?
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She's not a Trumper.
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She's just a little Republican.
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Yeah.
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They aren't going to give her a gas pipe for being a little.
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They gas piped.
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Yeah, they did.
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I'm going to go see those guys.
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No, don't you dare.
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Oh, I'm going.
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Do not get involved.
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I'm going.
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Anyway, I don't really mind if people are Republicans.
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If you love Trump.
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I mean, we've always had two parties.
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Right.
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You'd win and we respected it and then we'd win and we'd go back and forth.
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But this is different.
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Right.
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If you really deeply think this guy has got it going on, there's something seriously wrong with you.
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I agree.
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But, you know, you're fucking up my podcast because I have had to avoid politics.
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for so long.
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Take two?
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It's okay for Beth to do it.
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It's okay, honey.
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No, it's not.
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You're good.
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No, it's okay that you said it, though.
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But anyway, Beth, the funny part is...
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I mean, I am deeply political.
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I know you are.
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And I am deeply studying Trump every day from every angle.
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But I try to avoid it on the radio because the other side, they go nut.
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I know they do.
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They hear a limp-tired fuckhead asshole.
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Yeah.
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Nobody.
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I read it.
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Matter of fact, here's a good one that pissed me off yesterday.
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Yesterday was Robert De Niro's birthday.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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And on Facebook, an Italian kid I know, a right wing kid, posted with a picture of Robert De Niro, happy birthday, Robert De Niro.
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You should have seen the comments.
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Fuck him.
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He's a piece of shit.
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He's a traitor.
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I always respond now and then.
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I can't help myself.
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One person said, biggest hypocrite ever.
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I wrote in.
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I never get answered, by the way.
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Never, because they don't have an answer.
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When I ask a question that, you know, they don't know what they're talking.
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I go, please tell me how he's a hypocrite.
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Right.
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No answer.
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Right.
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They don't even know what hypocrite means.
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I was going to say.
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They don't know what it means.
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If the guy hates Trump, which is what he exposes, how does that make him a hypocrite?
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I would say he's the opposite of a hypocrite.
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Right.
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But anyway, I try to avoid politics.
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So far, we haven't done any on the pod, right?
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That's okay.
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Oh God.
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No, it's okay.
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You're always a first.
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First of all, you know what?
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My house is gonna be on fire.
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No.
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You know what?
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It's a podcast now.
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Right.
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Fuck them.
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No, I mean.
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You know, I always wondered if I actually, I used to have liberals say, I just wish you would do a show, a liberal show.
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Cause I got stuff, but I never did.
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Maybe I can at least we got this one.
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Throw it up.
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Blame it on me.
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I don't care.
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They don't care.
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We're good.
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You don't care, right, Willis?
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No.
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No one's here for me.
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I didn't even think to ask if anything was off limits.
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I was all excited because I could say fuck.
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We have no one to report to.
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We have no boss.
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Yeah, there's zero.
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Yeah, you can say whatever the hell you want.
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Because I see what they do to you.
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Every time you just mention something.
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Oh, he enjoys that.
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He so loves fighting that when he gets bored, he just hops on Facebook and starts fighting.
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It's like it's his hobby.
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He's good at it.
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If he's not getting enough poker and he's got to do that.
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That's because I could go in here right now and show you this one particular guy.
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I mean, obviously, there must be some far right wing guys
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spots that you can get all your shit from and then split it over.
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Because some of the stuff I keep, the guy would, by the way, he has posted this one 10 times at least.
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You know Obama's going to jail next week.
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Oh, he does not post that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's, like, embarrassing, though.
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How do you even fight with that?
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That's just embarrassing.
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I could show you his posts.
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They're unbelievable.
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But it's not like...
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It just means that he's dumb.
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Yeah.
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Because, obviously...
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He's not lying.
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Someone lied to him.
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It reminds me, you'll get a kick out of this, and it'll piss Doreen off.
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Oh, thanks.
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But something I can never forget, and I don't know why.
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We went up to the Thousand Islands and met her mom and her cousin.
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current boyfriend at the time, they were there, and they had just come from Canada.
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And they, this is a long time, this is pre-Trump.
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I think it's hysterical.
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And the guy said, did you know the Democrats are running Hulk Hogan for president?
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I go, what?
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Don't be ridiculous, this guy.
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The guy wanted to beat me up, and he said, I heard it on the radio in Toronto.
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So I tried to explain to him it was a bit.
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I'm sure it was a bit.
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Right.
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It was a bit.
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Right.
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And that pissed them off.
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That's how dumb motherfuckers are.
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In today's era, the biggest issue is it doesn't matter if it's true or not.
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You can say or post whatever you want.
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Oh, yeah.
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And people just think everything is true.
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So they share it and they don't fact check it because they don't do it for you.
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Just check.
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Just go verify every claim that you're reposting.
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Quickly go and do some research.
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Thank you.
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Because it will always tell you it's false.
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Well, here's the funny thing.
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Just today, when I see a liberal one that looks crazy to me, I will research it.
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So just today, I saw one about a Republican in Florida that just got busted for child molestation.
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Yes.
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And so I didn't even want to comment until I researched, because I thought this made me...
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Maybe this is bullshit.
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And I went, and it's true.
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It's definitely true.
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So I went in, and I made my... Actually, I sent it to the guy that posts all the fakes.
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You saw it.
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I did.
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It's real.
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Well, that guy, you should see his stuff.
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Oh, my God.
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So anyway, we got off here because of fucking Beth.
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But the reason Beth, for those of you that wouldn't know, it's years later...
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I can't even say what year I met, Beth, but I do know at the time you were at the funny mode first, weren't you?
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Yes.
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She was, oh, you're from?
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I was with John Rigi.
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Do you have any idea about what year it was?
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Shit.
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I should have been thinking about these things prior to the podcast.
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I should have been thinking about it, too.
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But you're from St. Louis?
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Yes.
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Born in St. Louis, and then when I was 10, we moved to Columbia, Missouri, which is just between St. Louis and Kansas City.
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And in 1986 is when I started doing stand-up.
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And I moved up pretty quick, but I wasn't a headliner when I first came here.
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You weren't?
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No.
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John Rigi was the headliner.
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John Rigi, who was the producer of the Larry Sanders show.
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Yeah, he's all over.
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Oh, you know, huge.
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Unfortunately, you put somebody like me in front of a guy like that, very intelligent comedy, you know, and I'm up there, pussy this, vagina that.
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You know, and it was, but, so there was that.
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And then I think I came back as a headliner.
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And so, God, it had to be, I think I was still sober the first time, so...
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It was before, before 95.
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That's all I know.
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And it was pretty.
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When you say still sober, you mean like you, you had a problem and then you stopped or like you hadn't started yet?
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No, when I started comedy, I went, I went to rehab before I ever went on stage.
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Okay.
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Because I was like, if I'm going to do this, I'm going to do it right.
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and I was sober for like seven years, my first seven years, and then fell off the wagon for about ten.
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Do you know what made you fall off?
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How does that happen?
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No, what happens is you stop going to meetings.
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Oh, so meetings actually really make a difference.
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It does.
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All my friends still go that quick.
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If you don't go, it's just a matter of time because you're just not getting your medicine.
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Yeah.
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It's your medicine.
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You know, a lot of people argue with that.
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And nowadays there's other.
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So I'm just saying at that time for me, I would go to a different city every week.
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And every city I went to, I went to a meeting.
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Thousands and thousands.
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And that's what kept me.
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Are you still?
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Yeah.
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Now I am.
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Meetings?
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But there was no.
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No meetings.
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Okay, so I have a question.
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Nowadays, obviously, very easy with the internet and social media to find meetings.
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But back then, how did you find where a meeting was?
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You had a little book.
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A little book.
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An actual book?
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An actual book.
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There was no cell phones.
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And they knew what time and the places and everything?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah, and there was a phone number.
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Every city had a phone number.
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And I would call and say, is this the meeting?
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And yep, and that was it.
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And I would go.
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Wow.
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I was always, I've been wondering about that because nowadays you could probably just hop on and, oh, there's one here on this street at this time.
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And I was like, back then, how did people do it?
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Well, now you just log on to your computer for a meeting.
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Right, right.
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You know.
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Oh, you can do them like virtually?
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Oh, yeah.
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Nobody goes.
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I mean, people.
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Wait a minute, virtually?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It really got big during COVID.
368
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Yeah, people were like, we got to figure something out.
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Yeah, because you got all these.
370
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Yeah, like a million little squares.
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You can go to a meeting in Australia or a meeting in Africa.
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Oh, I would have picked the Australia meeting.
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Because of the accent?
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Yeah.
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You know, today that guy who drives me nuts politically posted a picture of a gay parade somewhere, and the three guys in front were dressed really insanely, and he would write, he would post it and goes, this is just more proof that Democrats have mental disorders.
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So I was too lazy.
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Usually I'd like to comment, how do you know what, they might not even be political, they're just fucking gay.
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Doesn't mean they're Democrats, even though they probably would be.
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But my point is, believe it or not, when they see her, like what she's wearing today, if that guy saw her...
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You know, Democrat, look at this.
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Oh, shit.
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Yes.
383
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When in reality, it's personality over your dumb Republican fucking head.
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That's personality.
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Too much for you.
386
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Never mind.
387
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Who's on your shirt?
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Diana Ross.
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Shouldn't have told him.
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I needed to beat him up for a few minutes.
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Of course.
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Well, he wouldn't know Diana Ross.
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He's too young.
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He might.
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I was going to give him...
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I know.
397
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I was going to nudge him.
398
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Well, it's... You know, the other day, my boss at my job... My boss, who is...
399
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I wish I could say his name because he has the most amazing name.
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Real good looking guy.
401
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Very Clark Kent.
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And I'm like, blah, blah, blah.
403
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I was somewhere I was going about you guys and your dogs named Stevie Nicks.
404
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He goes, I've heard of him.
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Oh, God.
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24.
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Oh, he's only 24?
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Yeah.
409
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Your boss is 24?
410
00:18:01.467 --> 00:18:05.830
And then I tell somebody else I work with, yeah, Robert wants to go to Niagara Falls.
411
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Never heard of that?
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Never heard of it.
413
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Isn't it one of the seven wonders of the world?
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Yes.
415
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That's just ignorance.
416
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That's actually not true.
417
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Oh, I think you're right.
418
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Yeah.
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I think that was a myth.
420
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It should be.
421
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I think it's eight, even though there's not eight.
422
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Yeah.
423
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But it definitely should be.
424
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You know, it's so funny.
425
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I just read two big books about the Eagles, the band.
426
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Right.
427
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Not on purpose.
428
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I'm not kidding you.
429
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I'm not...
430
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I never was an Eagle fan.
431
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I just read so many books that somehow I started this one because I didn't have a real one.
432
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Right.
433
00:18:41.022 --> 00:18:44.864
And then I went, this is interesting, long story short.
434
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You know, it's amazing when you're our age and know about the right bands.
435
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I mean, everybody was banging Stevie Nicks.
436
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I'm not kidding you.
437
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You would not believe how many men
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From the Eagles and J.D.
439
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Souther.
440
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What about Linda Rahnstein?
441
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Now, why you got to say it like that?
442
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Why you got to say it like that?
443
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Just banging her like she's just some hoe.
444
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I mean, it's not like she didn't bring the goods.
445
00:19:18.961 --> 00:19:27.983
No, the funny thing was the Eagles and Fleetwood Mac were in direct competition at this particular time.
446
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Her great love, her great love was, what's his name?
447
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No, no, no, not Lindsay.
448
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He was in the Eagles.
449
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Tell me some Eagle guys.
450
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Don Henley, Glenn Frey.
451
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She loved him.
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Glenn Frey.
453
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It's the real weird looking guy.
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He's still alive.
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In the Eagles?
456
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Yeah.
457
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Is it Joe Walsh?
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Joe Walsh.
459
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Definitely Joe Walsh.
460
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No, it can't be Joe Walsh.
461
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Yes.
462
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Anyway, go ahead.
463
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Well, now Laura Bedain and Mark Bedain have to take us to the Eagles at the Sphere.
464
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I was going to say, aren't you guys going?
465
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I'm dying to see it now.
466
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Don Felder, he's my favorite Eagle.
467
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It can't be Don Felder.
468
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He wasn't even good looking.
469
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He is too good looking.
470
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Don Felder was good looking.
471
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Was he?
472
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Didn't you just see him?
473
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Yeah, I did.
474
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Joe Walsh.
475
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Joe Walsh.
476
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Joe Walsh.
477
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It's our greatest love.
478
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Who's?
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Stevie.
480
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She's full of shit.
481
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J.D.
482
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Souther, who's sort of an eagle, she was with him for two years.
483
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Okay, why would she tell the interviewer all her great loves and leave one out when she's naming Nix?
484
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Wait, wait, if she left J.D.
485
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Souther out, then you're reading some fake shit.
486
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Yeah, you better fact check, Stevie Nix.
487
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She lived with him for two years.
488
00:20:52.627 --> 00:20:54.629
That doesn't mean he was a great love.
489
00:20:54.689 --> 00:20:56.651
Wait, I'll tell you another story.
490
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Tom Petty was having relationships with Stevie Nicks.
491
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Right.
492
00:21:03.936 --> 00:21:07.939
And I'm trying to remember the record executive came over.
493
00:21:08.080 --> 00:21:09.381
It was Jimmy Iovine.
494
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Oh, that you know.
495
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I know my Stevie Nicks.
496
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You do.
497
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He goes, that you know.
498
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I know all about Jimmy Iovine.
499
00:21:18.908 --> 00:21:24.131
So did you know that Tom Petty, he came over to Stevie's house.
500
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Tom Petty was already doing business.
501
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He had to hide in the basement.
502
00:21:29.513 --> 00:21:29.753
Yes.
503
00:21:30.214 --> 00:21:30.434
And.
504
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Oh, I think I knew that.
505
00:21:31.934 --> 00:21:35.176
Just for music people, my main eagles.
506
00:21:36.012 --> 00:21:44.641
Don Felder taught Tom Petty how to play a guitar when he was a music teacher in Gainesville, Florida.
507
00:21:44.821 --> 00:21:45.382
Wow.
508
00:21:45.442 --> 00:21:46.843
How crazy is that?
509
00:21:46.903 --> 00:21:47.985
That's pretty crazy.
510
00:21:48.065 --> 00:21:52.289
And then later in life, when Tom Petty became Tom Petty.
511
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Right.
512
00:21:53.010 --> 00:21:54.651
He actually gave him credit.
513
00:21:55.072 --> 00:21:56.834
This Don Felder guy.
514
00:21:57.901 --> 00:21:59.622
Why doesn't that name sound familiar?
515
00:21:59.642 --> 00:22:01.243
Because he wasn't the main eagle.
516
00:22:01.303 --> 00:22:07.886
He was like the... Who's the guy after Ringo, before Ringo?
517
00:22:08.006 --> 00:22:08.706
Pete Best.
518
00:22:08.806 --> 00:22:10.687
He's a Pete Best, kind of?
519
00:22:10.908 --> 00:22:13.469
Yeah, I would say he's a Pete Best.
520
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God damn it, you're embarrassing me.
521
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I'm kidding, I don't even know.
522
00:22:16.971 --> 00:22:20.252
The difference between Pete Best and Don Felder.
523
00:22:20.332 --> 00:22:21.073
I'm kidding.
524
00:22:21.293 --> 00:22:27.056
Don Felder, I read this book about the eagles and they mentioned Don Felder.
525
00:22:27.976 --> 00:22:32.659
Then I saw he had his own book, and he got fucked around in the Eagles.
526
00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:39.343
I read his, I just finished yesterday his book that tells everything.
527
00:22:39.563 --> 00:22:40.724
He got fired.
528
00:22:42.005 --> 00:22:44.626
He was in the Eagles about 12 years.
529
00:22:45.267 --> 00:22:47.528
They brought him in as the fifth.
530
00:22:48.109 --> 00:22:49.489
There were four Eagles.
531
00:22:50.030 --> 00:22:55.033
They brought him in as the fifth because they never saw anybody play guitar before.
532
00:22:56.432 --> 00:23:00.475
Dwayne Allman taught him how to play slide guitar.
533
00:23:00.495 --> 00:23:01.155
Okay.
534
00:23:01.235 --> 00:23:02.176
And he killed it.
535
00:23:02.196 --> 00:23:02.916
Okay.
536
00:23:02.936 --> 00:23:06.999
And they brought him in, and he was in before Joe Walsh.
537
00:23:07.299 --> 00:23:07.739
Okay.
538
00:23:08.780 --> 00:23:18.125
And he was in to bring a little rock and roll energy to the Eagles because they were leaning towards country rock.
539
00:23:18.265 --> 00:23:18.645
Right.
540
00:23:19.486 --> 00:23:22.848
And they brought Don Felder in, and Don Felder—
541
00:23:24.225 --> 00:23:34.049
And two other guys, I want to say Jim Messina, Randy Meister, an original Eagle.
542
00:23:35.169 --> 00:23:37.090
I forget the other important.
543
00:23:37.750 --> 00:23:43.953
They all got fucked over by Don Henley and Glenn Frey, eventually kicked out of the band.
544
00:23:44.453 --> 00:23:47.074
But Felder, it's funny.
545
00:23:47.254 --> 00:23:50.035
He was such a great guitarist, and he wrote...
546
00:23:50.804 --> 00:23:52.168
Hotel California.
547
00:23:52.208 --> 00:23:52.929
Wow.
548
00:23:53.611 --> 00:23:55.917
And you will see... Not the words.
549
00:23:56.037 --> 00:23:56.939
He just wrote the music.
550
00:23:57.180 --> 00:23:57.521
Right.
551
00:23:57.541 --> 00:23:58.824
But when they put...
552
00:23:59.703 --> 00:24:04.527
A record, you know, the most money made is by who wrote the record.
553
00:24:05.388 --> 00:24:09.832
Elvis Presley, for instance, never wrote a song in his life.
554
00:24:10.012 --> 00:24:10.392
Right.
555
00:24:10.472 --> 00:24:13.695
But he was the writer because they get the money.
556
00:24:14.175 --> 00:24:20.481
And Colonel Tom Parker made him be first name, and that's who gets the most money.
557
00:24:21.181 --> 00:24:24.864
And then the real writer would be next for Elvis.
558
00:24:24.924 --> 00:24:25.065
Yeah.
559
00:24:25.860 --> 00:24:34.466
And on the Eagles, when Hotel California came out, it was Don Felder, Don Henley, and Glenn Frey.
560
00:24:35.026 --> 00:24:39.489
But when they re-released it, Don went loud.
561
00:24:39.530 --> 00:24:44.393
They just fucked him over always.
562
00:24:44.553 --> 00:24:46.134
And he just wouldn't take it.
563
00:24:47.075 --> 00:24:49.677
And they fucked everybody.
564
00:24:49.837 --> 00:24:51.658
There was fights on.
565
00:24:51.798 --> 00:24:53.459
They were all fucked up.
566
00:24:53.479 --> 00:24:54.460
Sounds like a good book.
567
00:24:55.147 --> 00:25:07.460
Oh, it reads like a novel, but Don Felder, he was just such a great, they did so much cocaine and alcohol and everything.
568
00:25:07.741 --> 00:25:08.742
It was amazing.
569
00:25:08.762 --> 00:25:09.863
They stayed alive.
570
00:25:10.424 --> 00:25:14.908
And they all got sick, big sick, all of them.
571
00:25:15.509 --> 00:25:16.250
from all that.
572
00:25:17.070 --> 00:25:18.411
But it was amazing.
573
00:25:18.451 --> 00:25:20.932
They would fight because of the cocaine.
574
00:25:20.952 --> 00:25:22.833
I know, I'm sure this looks great on camera.
575
00:25:23.054 --> 00:25:23.454
Sorry.
576
00:25:23.654 --> 00:25:24.154
Sorry.
577
00:25:24.174 --> 00:25:28.617
The cocaine was so, they did so much of it.
578
00:25:28.657 --> 00:25:29.157
Yeah.
579
00:25:29.537 --> 00:25:30.438
Constantly.
580
00:25:32.639 --> 00:25:35.181
It made them paranoid, and they fought.
581
00:25:36.296 --> 00:25:47.638
It's famous because even in the induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, when Don Henley said, a lot of people thought we didn't get along because they didn't.
582
00:25:48.592 --> 00:25:53.855
And then he gave you this bullshit that 90% of the time we had a good time.
583
00:25:54.315 --> 00:25:54.775
Yeah.
584
00:25:54.795 --> 00:25:55.115
10%.
585
00:25:55.415 --> 00:25:56.856
But that ain't even true.
586
00:25:57.056 --> 00:25:57.496
Wow.
587
00:25:57.697 --> 00:26:02.959
But anyway, I digress because it's Stevie Nicks.
588
00:26:03.019 --> 00:26:06.141
Well, we started this thing with my pants.
589
00:26:06.361 --> 00:26:16.206
And I want to go back to something that you said because you said something about if somebody saw me dress, they'd say, you know, any more...
590
00:26:17.586 --> 00:26:30.054
I can tell in the grocery store where I work, I can tell almost every time just by the way someone interacts with me.
591
00:26:30.775 --> 00:26:33.276
Well, that's not how you look there, is it?
592
00:26:33.336 --> 00:26:34.237
No, no, no, no.
593
00:26:34.457 --> 00:26:44.203
But my point is that that's what got me thinking about how you dress or how people don't say excuse me anymore.
594
00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:48.481
Somebody will just walk in, like I'm doing something on a shelf.
595
00:26:48.541 --> 00:26:51.502
People will walk in front of you, grab what they need, and leave.
596
00:26:52.302 --> 00:26:55.743
I'm 99% sure that's a Republican.
597
00:26:56.224 --> 00:26:59.405
Because people that say, excuse me, they're nice.
598
00:26:59.445 --> 00:27:00.245
They're kind.
599
00:27:01.265 --> 00:27:02.125
Empathy.
600
00:27:02.946 --> 00:27:03.646
Empathy.
601
00:27:04.226 --> 00:27:04.586
Right.
602
00:27:04.706 --> 00:27:10.188
That's what kills me about the libtard shit, the anti-liberal.
603
00:27:10.328 --> 00:27:13.189
Listen, for anybody still watching this...
604
00:27:14.010 --> 00:27:17.811
that's on the right, that calls people libtards.
605
00:27:18.152 --> 00:27:29.956
Everything good that ever happened in this fucking country was brought to you by liberals from Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, civil rights.
606
00:27:30.596 --> 00:27:34.278
And I have to, because of social media, which...
607
00:27:35.413 --> 00:27:38.976
What we're seeing is really dumb.
608
00:27:39.156 --> 00:27:40.597
Everyone has a phone.
609
00:27:40.717 --> 00:27:42.138
Everyone's on social media.
610
00:27:42.158 --> 00:27:42.458
I know.
611
00:27:42.959 --> 00:27:46.521
So when I'm arguing with someone, I can't picture them.
612
00:27:47.262 --> 00:27:49.444
It could be a two-tooth hillbilly.
613
00:27:49.504 --> 00:27:51.525
It could be someone else.
614
00:27:51.745 --> 00:27:52.066
Right.
615
00:27:52.366 --> 00:28:02.593
But these people that think, they always go, but the KKK are Democrats because they're too dumb to know the fact.
616
00:28:03.314 --> 00:28:04.435
I would write to them.
617
00:28:05.724 --> 00:28:07.365
Look up KKK.
618
00:28:07.626 --> 00:28:14.792
Now, the KKK, the Democratic Party, back in the day, they called them Southern Democrats.
619
00:28:15.452 --> 00:28:18.275
And back in the day, they were the right-wing party.
620
00:28:18.815 --> 00:28:23.279
But in the 60s, the parties flipped ideologies.
621
00:28:23.859 --> 00:28:28.864
In the 60s, the Democrats became liberals and vice versa.
622
00:28:29.584 --> 00:28:33.187
And what's funny is when I argue with these fucking idiots,
623
00:28:34.248 --> 00:28:37.849
I say, aren't you the ones that hate liberals?
624
00:28:39.010 --> 00:28:39.670
Yes.
625
00:28:40.370 --> 00:28:41.910
Which party are liberals?
626
00:28:42.831 --> 00:28:43.951
Oh, the Democrats?
627
00:28:45.151 --> 00:28:48.813
Well, KKK is a right-wing organization.
628
00:28:48.913 --> 00:28:49.593
Look it up.
629
00:28:50.153 --> 00:28:53.554
I mean, that's just what it is by definition.
630
00:28:53.854 --> 00:28:55.115
But they get confused.
631
00:28:55.175 --> 00:28:56.235
Right, right.
632
00:28:56.255 --> 00:28:57.595
And it drives me nuts.
633
00:28:57.975 --> 00:28:59.296
So what do you do at the grocery store?
634
00:29:00.276 --> 00:29:00.796
Bags.
635
00:29:01.337 --> 00:29:02.577
So you bag the grocery store.
636
00:29:03.700 --> 00:29:04.080
I pick.
637
00:29:04.260 --> 00:29:05.001
What does that mean?
638
00:29:05.061 --> 00:29:12.206
That means I don't see it in Wegmans, which is my favorite grocery store in the world.
639
00:29:12.226 --> 00:29:16.749
But is your grocery store, since it's in such an expensive area, is it even close to Wegmans level?
640
00:29:16.769 --> 00:29:17.309
Is it like a whole?
641
00:29:17.329 --> 00:29:17.690
What is it?
642
00:29:17.710 --> 00:29:18.250
What's the name?
643
00:29:18.390 --> 00:29:19.011
It's not.
644
00:29:19.571 --> 00:29:20.772
She doesn't want to say the name.
645
00:29:20.972 --> 00:29:21.092
Oh.
646
00:29:21.212 --> 00:29:22.693
You don't want people to come find you?
647
00:29:22.833 --> 00:29:23.113
No, no.
648
00:29:23.153 --> 00:29:23.874
It's not that.
649
00:29:24.574 --> 00:29:30.338
It's probably one of the two most popular stores in the entire country.
650
00:29:30.358 --> 00:29:30.939
Does it start with a W?
651
00:29:30.959 --> 00:29:31.119
No.
652
00:29:31.619 --> 00:29:31.879
No.
653
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:33.581
That's Wegmans.
654
00:29:34.441 --> 00:29:37.704
It starts with a K. It's also W-H-O-L-E. Oh, wait.
655
00:29:37.824 --> 00:29:38.064
Is it?
656
00:29:38.585 --> 00:29:40.987
Yeah, I'm trying not to.
657
00:29:41.027 --> 00:29:42.568
You don't go to a trailer.
658
00:29:42.809 --> 00:29:50.055
Once I posted something online about during COVID, how we were trying to do this good thing at our store.
659
00:29:50.135 --> 00:29:52.237
I got killed from the company.
660
00:29:52.517 --> 00:29:52.917
Why?
661
00:29:52.957 --> 00:29:53.378
Really?
662
00:29:54.018 --> 00:29:55.920
Even for saying something really good.
663
00:29:55.980 --> 00:29:56.961
They don't like it.
664
00:29:57.101 --> 00:29:57.361
All right.
665
00:29:57.521 --> 00:29:58.202
They don't like it.
666
00:29:58.342 --> 00:29:59.563
So you work at Trader Joe's.
667
00:29:59.843 --> 00:30:01.770
Trader Joe's.
668
00:30:01.851 --> 00:30:03.597
We love Trader Joe's.
669
00:30:04.298 --> 00:30:04.998
So what's picking?
670
00:30:05.218 --> 00:30:11.741
Picking is when somebody calls in, or you go on your computer and you order your groceries.
671
00:30:11.821 --> 00:30:13.262
The thing comes in to me.
672
00:30:13.502 --> 00:30:15.603
I go around and pick all your groceries.
673
00:30:16.323 --> 00:30:16.903
Target.
674
00:30:16.963 --> 00:30:17.984
Put them in the bag.
675
00:30:18.004 --> 00:30:19.884
They have them at every store here.
676
00:30:19.905 --> 00:30:21.825
They're just not called pickers probably.
677
00:30:21.845 --> 00:30:23.646
But I don't see anybody in Wegmans.
678
00:30:23.666 --> 00:30:24.566
Yeah, they got it.
679
00:30:24.847 --> 00:30:26.447
They buy it all the time.
680
00:30:26.527 --> 00:30:28.808
Instacart, because I think... Oh, Instacart.
681
00:30:28.828 --> 00:30:29.328
That's why.
682
00:30:29.348 --> 00:30:30.609
I think it's done through...
683
00:30:31.009 --> 00:30:34.130
Instacart and they wear normal clothes so you can't spot them.
684
00:30:34.150 --> 00:30:34.490
Yes.
685
00:30:34.730 --> 00:30:35.671
You're right.
686
00:30:35.931 --> 00:30:38.832
Instacart people don't necessarily work at the store.
687
00:30:38.852 --> 00:30:40.572
No, they work for Instacart.
688
00:30:40.592 --> 00:30:41.332
Yes.
689
00:30:41.352 --> 00:30:52.636
And the problem with Instacart is if you work for them, yeah, you wear your own clothes, you drive your own car, you play your own music, you don't have a boss, but you don't get insurance.
690
00:30:52.996 --> 00:30:53.156
Yes.
691
00:30:53.415 --> 00:30:56.498
And when you're in your 60s, we work for insurance.
692
00:30:56.739 --> 00:30:57.820
Yeah, that's smart.
693
00:30:57.840 --> 00:30:58.841
That's what we work for.
694
00:30:58.861 --> 00:31:00.943
I mean, the paycheck.
695
00:31:01.203 --> 00:31:02.225
I like my job.
696
00:31:02.325 --> 00:31:03.626
Robert likes his job.
697
00:31:03.746 --> 00:31:04.907
Does Robert work at the store too?
698
00:31:04.928 --> 00:31:05.628
He works in produce.
699
00:31:05.748 --> 00:31:05.849
What?
700
00:31:05.869 --> 00:31:07.110
What does he do?
701
00:31:07.230 --> 00:31:08.231
He works in produce.
702
00:31:08.291 --> 00:31:08.551
Produce.
703
00:31:08.571 --> 00:31:08.812
Produce.
704
00:31:09.192 --> 00:31:09.492
Yeah.
705
00:31:09.792 --> 00:31:10.333
That's good.
706
00:31:10.713 --> 00:31:17.277
And, you know, he works his ass off unloading the truck every morning and, you know, boxes of bananas.
707
00:31:17.297 --> 00:31:18.678
You can't believe how heavy they are.
708
00:31:18.758 --> 00:31:19.338
But anyway.
709
00:31:20.799 --> 00:31:21.660
How is you know?
710
00:31:21.960 --> 00:31:24.381
We work because I've tried to lift one once.
711
00:31:25.722 --> 00:31:29.845
So we work from 4 a.m. to noon, and then we're out.
712
00:31:30.465 --> 00:31:31.106
That's great.
713
00:31:31.126 --> 00:31:33.027
4 a.m. to noon?
714
00:31:33.307 --> 00:31:33.387
4 a.
715
00:31:34.128 --> 00:31:35.008
So you guys go to bed early.
716
00:31:35.028 --> 00:31:36.890
What kind of life?
717
00:31:37.290 --> 00:31:46.156
We love it because we get home about noon, and then we can do stuff, go to doctor's appointment or whatever, and then our day off can really be a day off.
718
00:31:47.330 --> 00:31:57.121
Speaking of doctor's appointments, when you see this, I'll be a happy or a sad guy because in one hour.
719
00:31:59.085 --> 00:32:02.606
A doctor is going to cut me in my taint.
720
00:32:02.726 --> 00:32:04.107
I don't think it's going to cut you.
721
00:32:04.127 --> 00:32:04.607
Taint?
722
00:32:04.627 --> 00:32:05.567
I think it's just a needle.
723
00:32:05.587 --> 00:32:06.307
A taint?
724
00:32:06.387 --> 00:32:07.348
In the taint.
725
00:32:08.048 --> 00:32:09.388
In the taint.
726
00:32:09.948 --> 00:32:11.749
They go up the taint.
727
00:32:11.869 --> 00:32:13.629
I've never heard of that in my life.
728
00:32:13.729 --> 00:32:15.010
They don't go up the taint.
729
00:32:15.210 --> 00:32:15.790
They go up the...
730
00:32:15.810 --> 00:32:17.070
There is no up.
731
00:32:17.430 --> 00:32:18.971
There's no up in the taint.
732
00:32:18.991 --> 00:32:20.331
They're going in the taint.
733
00:32:20.591 --> 00:32:20.791
In.
734
00:32:21.051 --> 00:32:22.612
Into the prostate.
735
00:32:23.152 --> 00:32:25.112
They're going with a camera.
736
00:32:25.393 --> 00:32:26.073
Up the butt.
737
00:32:26.253 --> 00:32:26.353
Okay.
738
00:32:26.373 --> 00:32:26.693
Okay.
739
00:32:28.540 --> 00:32:31.141
They're going with the camera up the tape.
740
00:32:31.301 --> 00:32:33.842
No, they're going with the camera up the butt.
741
00:32:34.102 --> 00:32:35.243
Well, they're going to make one, I guess.
742
00:32:35.263 --> 00:32:36.663
The camera's going up the butt.
743
00:32:37.704 --> 00:32:39.284
The needle goes in the tape.
744
00:32:39.404 --> 00:32:40.125
It's like, boop.
745
00:32:40.725 --> 00:32:41.105
That's it.
746
00:32:41.509 --> 00:32:45.052
And gets the, I'm getting a biopsy.
747
00:32:45.073 --> 00:32:45.453
A biopsy.
748
00:32:45.813 --> 00:32:46.934
No, biopsy.
749
00:32:46.954 --> 00:32:47.175
Biopsy.
750
00:32:47.215 --> 00:32:47.815
Biopsy.
751
00:32:48.095 --> 00:32:51.559
I'm getting a biopsy of my prostate.
752
00:32:51.859 --> 00:32:52.179
Right.
753
00:32:52.860 --> 00:32:56.504
But didn't you go through all this with the Chinese doctor that saved your life?
754
00:32:56.844 --> 00:32:57.444
For different cancer.
755
00:32:57.565 --> 00:32:59.867
I went through a whole bunch of shit.
756
00:33:00.302 --> 00:33:01.342
That was nasal pharyngeal.
757
00:33:01.382 --> 00:33:03.363
I got cancer all over the joint.
758
00:33:03.443 --> 00:33:05.004
Well, can he do this too?
759
00:33:05.904 --> 00:33:06.484
What?
760
00:33:06.504 --> 00:33:07.265
Cancer.
761
00:33:07.405 --> 00:33:09.705
Once they find out if it's really cancer.
762
00:33:09.785 --> 00:33:11.366
It might not even be cancer.
763
00:33:11.426 --> 00:33:13.947
They just saw something on the MRI that.
764
00:33:14.007 --> 00:33:14.847
Wait, wait, wait.
765
00:33:14.907 --> 00:33:16.488
This is the bladder thing, right?
766
00:33:16.568 --> 00:33:17.488
No, I have cancer.
767
00:33:17.508 --> 00:33:18.288
No, this is a prostate.
768
00:33:18.328 --> 00:33:19.549
I have that cancer.
769
00:33:20.149 --> 00:33:20.669
Bladder.
770
00:33:20.689 --> 00:33:26.431
Because we read on that and it looks not too severe if you catch it in time, right?
771
00:33:26.631 --> 00:33:27.372
Exactly.
772
00:33:27.412 --> 00:33:27.892
They did that.
773
00:33:28.172 --> 00:33:31.436
Now this is the prostate, different from the bladder.
774
00:33:31.476 --> 00:33:31.776
Yes.
775
00:33:32.016 --> 00:33:34.038
Same doctor though, and by the way.
776
00:33:34.218 --> 00:33:35.900
Same area of expertise.
777
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:36.361
By the way.
778
00:33:36.461 --> 00:33:37.041
Urology.
779
00:33:37.101 --> 00:33:45.070
Dr. Joseph, fortunately for me through a friend, my urologist is the head of urology
780
00:33:46.158 --> 00:33:49.800
So I feel well, I feel least better about it.
781
00:33:49.820 --> 00:33:50.200
Yeah.
782
00:33:50.280 --> 00:33:50.961
Hell yes.
783
00:33:51.181 --> 00:34:01.366
Usually, matter of fact, next few weeks, I have to go back and have him go up my penis with a camera into the bladder.
784
00:34:01.886 --> 00:34:08.710
But I was thinking today when he goes up my ass, why don't I say, bro, I'm here.
785
00:34:10.137 --> 00:34:10.417
Scrapes.
786
00:34:10.437 --> 00:34:11.679
I can't go up my Peter.
787
00:34:11.779 --> 00:34:12.119
Right.
788
00:34:12.340 --> 00:34:14.823
No, because I think you're going to go through enough today.
789
00:34:14.843 --> 00:34:18.006
I think we give you a little bit of a break a month from now.
790
00:34:18.026 --> 00:34:20.229
Then you can go back in for the other thing.
791
00:34:20.794 --> 00:34:22.615
I would rather have all of it in one.
792
00:34:22.775 --> 00:34:22.975
No.
793
00:34:23.095 --> 00:34:23.996
Oh, I agree.
794
00:34:24.056 --> 00:34:25.596
But then they can't get all the money.
795
00:34:25.857 --> 00:34:27.597
Beth, it's not like he's going to sleep.
796
00:34:27.697 --> 00:34:28.598
The way you called it.
797
00:34:29.138 --> 00:34:30.599
No, it's not that.
798
00:34:31.539 --> 00:34:33.120
He's not going to be sleeping.
799
00:34:33.240 --> 00:34:33.560
Right.
800
00:34:33.580 --> 00:34:35.561
There are different areas and different instruments.
801
00:34:35.641 --> 00:34:38.703
And it's not going to be a great experience for him.
802
00:34:38.783 --> 00:34:42.925
So, you know, they're already... You know why they want you to make sure you eat?
803
00:34:42.965 --> 00:34:45.406
Why Jake has to make you one of his fancy protein shakes?
804
00:34:45.826 --> 00:34:47.047
Because they don't want you to pass out.
805
00:34:47.987 --> 00:34:48.788
I would pass out.
806
00:34:49.633 --> 00:34:51.416
Why would you tell me that?
807
00:34:51.456 --> 00:34:52.177
I wasn't going to.
808
00:34:52.197 --> 00:34:53.358
They're going to numb you.
809
00:34:53.378 --> 00:34:55.742
Because you're saying you want to have a whole other thing done.
810
00:34:55.762 --> 00:34:56.983
They're going to numb you.
811
00:34:57.063 --> 00:34:59.326
Oh, I forgot my Xanax.
812
00:34:59.507 --> 00:35:00.668
Please tell me you're lying.
813
00:35:00.889 --> 00:35:01.890
She's got this.
814
00:35:02.811 --> 00:35:03.172
Oh, honey.
815
00:35:03.873 --> 00:35:04.894
I was, oh, honey.
816
00:35:04.934 --> 00:35:06.216
Did you really forget it?
817
00:35:06.276 --> 00:35:06.777
Yes.
818
00:35:07.077 --> 00:35:07.798
Oh, boobie.
819
00:35:07.898 --> 00:35:09.059
Okay, I want to jump in.
820
00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:12.503
I'm doing what I'm having done next Friday.
821
00:35:12.803 --> 00:35:14.065
We've got to go to the doctor.
822
00:35:14.165 --> 00:35:14.425
What?
823
00:35:14.986 --> 00:35:17.028
I haven't been able to pee in like three years.
824
00:35:17.108 --> 00:35:18.310
Like, I can't pee.
825
00:35:18.350 --> 00:35:19.010
What do you mean?
826
00:35:19.050 --> 00:35:19.571
What do you mean?
827
00:35:19.651 --> 00:35:21.533
I mean, I feel like I've got to pee.
828
00:35:21.573 --> 00:35:23.335
I go in the bathroom, nothing.
829
00:35:23.836 --> 00:35:25.678
Okay, and it's been getting worse and worse and worse.
830
00:35:25.698 --> 00:35:26.319
But you do pee.
831
00:35:26.619 --> 00:35:27.560
Well, if I pee...
832
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:32.744
push, I can get some pee, but it's called... Oh, you got to go to a urologist, honey.
833
00:35:32.764 --> 00:35:40.551
So I go to the urologist and he said, when you had your hysterectomy 10 years ago, apparently your uterus holds up your bladder.
834
00:35:40.791 --> 00:35:44.114
And when you don't have your uterus anymore, your bladder falls over.
835
00:35:45.197 --> 00:35:46.097
After a certain time.
836
00:35:46.117 --> 00:35:50.920
And when it falls over, the pee can't come out because it's horizontal.
837
00:35:51.200 --> 00:35:55.302
And your bladder has to be, so they have to go in there and tie it up.
838
00:35:55.602 --> 00:35:56.983
Give you a bladder lift.
839
00:35:57.243 --> 00:35:59.904
And I'm like, how didn't anybody tell me this two years ago?
840
00:35:59.924 --> 00:36:01.105
Yeah, no kidding.
841
00:36:01.185 --> 00:36:06.267
You know, I'm thinking, oh, God, I'm going to have to self-catheterize myself and shit.
842
00:36:06.587 --> 00:36:07.067
So what?
843
00:36:07.167 --> 00:36:09.908
So are you going to go to sleep and get an operation?
844
00:36:09.928 --> 00:36:11.188
Hell yes, I'm going to sleep.
845
00:36:11.208 --> 00:36:11.449
Bobby.
846
00:36:11.569 --> 00:36:12.669
Tying up my bladder.
847
00:36:12.689 --> 00:36:13.949
I am so pissed off.
848
00:36:13.989 --> 00:36:16.570
They don't want me to pass the fuck out.
849
00:36:16.590 --> 00:36:17.430
You're not.
850
00:36:17.470 --> 00:36:18.591
That's for wussies.
851
00:36:18.911 --> 00:36:20.171
Jake would pass out.
852
00:36:20.551 --> 00:36:21.992
I would pass out before they touched me.
853
00:36:22.032 --> 00:36:24.132
Jake would pass out as soon as he saw the needle.
854
00:36:24.172 --> 00:36:24.633
You're not.
855
00:36:24.673 --> 00:36:26.933
You're a whole different category.
856
00:36:26.953 --> 00:36:28.294
They're going to numb you, dude.
857
00:36:28.594 --> 00:36:29.014
Yeah.
858
00:36:29.094 --> 00:36:29.414
What?
859
00:36:29.494 --> 00:36:30.534
They're going to numb you.
860
00:36:30.614 --> 00:36:31.395
Yeah, you're not going to.
861
00:36:31.435 --> 00:36:32.175
Numb, that's all.
862
00:36:32.935 --> 00:36:37.036
You get a little shot, a little pinch, and then you're- Okay, hold on, hold on.
863
00:36:37.176 --> 00:36:44.017
If she didn't, my best friend from Philadelphia had the pancreatic cancer, of course I had to call him.
864
00:36:44.557 --> 00:36:45.777
I said- Prostate, prostate.
865
00:36:45.857 --> 00:36:46.578
What?
866
00:36:47.298 --> 00:36:47.678
Prostate.
867
00:36:47.818 --> 00:36:48.778
I get them mixed up too.
868
00:36:48.798 --> 00:36:49.238
What'd I say?
869
00:36:49.298 --> 00:36:50.058
Pancreatic.
870
00:36:50.298 --> 00:36:54.799
Oh Jesus, prostate, he had it.
871
00:36:55.139 --> 00:36:57.140
I said, bro, how was the biopsy?
872
00:36:57.560 --> 00:36:59.020
He said, they put me to sleep.
873
00:37:00.956 --> 00:37:08.520
The same doctor that does my penis, the guys that go to sleep for that, he doesn't put anybody to sleep.
874
00:37:08.540 --> 00:37:10.922
Because it's not good to go under anesthesia.
875
00:37:10.942 --> 00:37:12.262
It's not good for your brain.
876
00:37:12.282 --> 00:37:13.203
I love anesthesia.
877
00:37:13.223 --> 00:37:14.063
It's not good for you.
878
00:37:14.103 --> 00:37:15.764
You're 80 years old almost.
879
00:37:15.844 --> 00:37:17.285
People die under anesthesia.
880
00:37:17.345 --> 00:37:19.646
Oh, people die walking across the street.
881
00:37:20.807 --> 00:37:21.347
Yeah.
882
00:37:21.367 --> 00:37:22.428
Love anesthesia.
883
00:37:22.468 --> 00:37:24.029
You're going to be fine.
884
00:37:24.609 --> 00:37:25.589
I'm with you, bud.
885
00:37:26.009 --> 00:37:26.990
I shouldn't have told you.
886
00:37:27.010 --> 00:37:28.030
That's why they told me.
887
00:37:28.270 --> 00:37:29.970
That's the only reason they want you to eat.
888
00:37:30.490 --> 00:37:37.612
Because some people, if you go all day without eating and your blood sugar is so low, that's what would cause it.
889
00:37:37.652 --> 00:37:38.452
It's a blood sugar.
890
00:37:38.472 --> 00:37:43.954
I passed out at the dermatologist from her rubbing my leg because I had no blood sugar because I didn't eat all day.
891
00:37:44.014 --> 00:37:44.854
Wow.
892
00:37:45.314 --> 00:37:46.974
Bro, will the shake help?
893
00:37:47.014 --> 00:37:47.434
Yes.
894
00:37:47.654 --> 00:37:48.715
It'll be perfect for you.
895
00:37:48.735 --> 00:37:49.995
Full of all the nutrients.
896
00:37:50.415 --> 00:37:52.157
It's light, gives you all the nutrients.
897
00:37:52.197 --> 00:37:54.039
Motherfucker, pass out.
898
00:37:54.059 --> 00:37:55.260
Oh, you're going to be on the Xanax.
899
00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:55.840
You're going to be.
900
00:37:56.201 --> 00:37:58.243
I told him he should hit his vape pen.
901
00:37:58.283 --> 00:37:58.563
No.
902
00:37:59.264 --> 00:38:00.225
He said no, too.
903
00:38:00.805 --> 00:38:00.965
Bro.
904
00:38:01.026 --> 00:38:02.467
So your vape pen is pot?
905
00:38:02.847 --> 00:38:03.168
Yeah.
906
00:38:03.568 --> 00:38:05.250
Wow, because mine's just.
907
00:38:05.290 --> 00:38:06.871
You got to get the good stuff.
908
00:38:07.112 --> 00:38:09.654
You should have seen him giggling his ass off the internet.
909
00:38:09.714 --> 00:38:12.517
I just found out they don't make my things anymore.
910
00:38:12.577 --> 00:38:13.258
Oh, you refill it.
911
00:38:13.818 --> 00:38:16.179
Yeah, and this is the greatest thing in the world.
912
00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:17.479
They don't make them anymore.
913
00:38:18.099 --> 00:38:24.841
I've looked everywhere in the world, and in the UK, there's a guy selling 10 of these for $200.
914
00:38:24.881 --> 00:38:25.761
There's nothing in them.
915
00:38:25.781 --> 00:38:26.382
They're empty.
916
00:38:26.982 --> 00:38:27.962
They're disposable.
917
00:38:28.562 --> 00:38:30.123
But they're not going to make them anymore.
918
00:38:30.683 --> 00:38:31.323
And it's like...
919
00:38:31.563 --> 00:38:33.205
You switch to the pouches.
920
00:38:34.586 --> 00:38:35.847
It's hard for women to do that.
921
00:38:36.047 --> 00:38:39.390
I like the fake cigarette part of it.
922
00:38:40.511 --> 00:38:42.332
I was on those for a long time.
923
00:38:42.532 --> 00:38:48.938
It's the fixation of the... Plus, I mix a bottle of zero with a bottle of 0.3.
924
00:38:49.418 --> 00:38:50.679
So it's barely a hit.
925
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:53.321
All right, before I forget, I got to ask you.
926
00:38:53.541 --> 00:38:54.582
We want to know...
927
00:38:55.703 --> 00:39:20.686
it's a this a rochester thing we want to know um the uh the tv show we watch now love after lockup you had a couple from rochester really and they were nuts and i said to robert there's no way they didn't have these two on well we don't have a radio anymore i would have well this was like five years ago oh what's their names
928
00:39:22.355 --> 00:39:23.496
Love after lockup.
929
00:39:23.556 --> 00:39:24.856
So who was locked up?
930
00:39:24.896 --> 00:39:25.656
The guy or the girl?
931
00:39:25.676 --> 00:39:26.037
The guy.
932
00:39:27.037 --> 00:39:28.058
And then?
933
00:39:28.078 --> 00:39:34.740
And she did wait for him for like 10 years, and he already had a chick, a wife, and they all lived in Rochester.
934
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:36.821
I'm dying to know the guy's name.
935
00:39:37.061 --> 00:39:38.002
Well, I mean, that's...
936
00:39:38.022 --> 00:39:38.682
It's John.
937
00:39:38.942 --> 00:39:39.883
Now do you know?
938
00:39:39.963 --> 00:39:41.303
That's not so uncommon, though.
939
00:39:41.323 --> 00:39:43.024
Like, look at that Luigi Mangione.
940
00:39:43.044 --> 00:39:44.605
You know how many girls want him?
941
00:39:45.485 --> 00:39:46.626
Oh, yeah, this show.
942
00:39:46.726 --> 00:39:48.168
For life or death penalty.
943
00:39:48.188 --> 00:39:52.631
These chicks, $20,000, $30,000, $40,000, $50,000, they spend on these guys.
944
00:39:52.672 --> 00:39:54.833
How do you spend that much money in the clink?
945
00:39:56.275 --> 00:39:58.777
Sarah Simmons and Michael Simmons.
946
00:40:00.268 --> 00:40:00.648
Let me see.
947
00:40:00.949 --> 00:40:01.689
You got a picture?
948
00:40:02.170 --> 00:40:02.450
No.
949
00:40:02.690 --> 00:40:03.451
I'm sure that's it.
950
00:40:03.591 --> 00:40:03.791
Yeah.
951
00:40:04.451 --> 00:40:07.174
I mean, how many love after lockups could we, you know.
952
00:40:07.294 --> 00:40:08.174
That's them.
953
00:40:08.414 --> 00:40:09.275
Did you hear the story?
954
00:40:09.355 --> 00:40:10.336
I saw this today.
955
00:40:10.356 --> 00:40:14.379
In 2014, some guy was convicted.
956
00:40:14.399 --> 00:40:20.444
No, it was before that, but he was convicted of like 95 years for like some ridiculous robbery.
957
00:40:21.104 --> 00:40:23.046
He accidentally was let out.
958
00:40:24.622 --> 00:40:25.763
Not supposed to be out yet.
959
00:40:26.583 --> 00:40:30.425
It took seven years for them to realize that they had let him out early.
960
00:40:30.965 --> 00:40:31.686
Good for him.
961
00:40:31.846 --> 00:40:44.572
But in that time, he remarried his wife, was coaching his son's soccer team, turned into this great person, and then he had to go back to jail.
962
00:40:45.012 --> 00:40:49.095
But then the judge was like, this is ridiculous.
963
00:40:49.135 --> 00:40:51.256
They ended up letting him out, and it was all good.
964
00:40:51.476 --> 00:40:52.576
That's so cool.
965
00:40:52.676 --> 00:40:53.837
Where did you see that?
966
00:40:54.557 --> 00:41:20.968
Instagram yeah so let me tell you we know a lot of broads that had fake tits it sounds like a bad description fake tits but they had breast implants but I know a woman that had such beautiful titties she cut half of them off he's talking about you Bev
967
00:41:22.577 --> 00:41:25.418
When you had a breast reduction, that's what he's talking about.
968
00:41:25.458 --> 00:41:25.898
Yeah.
969
00:41:25.918 --> 00:41:27.658
Did your mom have that too?
970
00:41:27.838 --> 00:41:28.258
Or someone?
971
00:41:28.538 --> 00:41:30.719
No, my mom would love a breast reduction.
972
00:41:30.759 --> 00:41:31.639
I think my mom did.
973
00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:32.779
Yeah, your mom did.
974
00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:34.480
I thought your boobs were smaller.
975
00:41:34.500 --> 00:41:35.880
I was like, I was going to say.
976
00:41:35.940 --> 00:41:38.040
Now, she'll probably deny this.
977
00:41:38.060 --> 00:41:39.641
I hope Doreen was there.
978
00:41:39.881 --> 00:41:40.361
I was there.
979
00:41:40.661 --> 00:41:44.562
She came over to our house right after the operation.
980
00:41:45.222 --> 00:41:46.322
Picked up her thing.
981
00:41:47.348 --> 00:41:50.231
And by the way, they were like movie star teams.
982
00:41:50.391 --> 00:41:51.432
Oh, yeah.
983
00:41:51.513 --> 00:41:53.274
Well, I was showing everybody.
984
00:41:53.815 --> 00:41:54.856
I mean, anybody.
985
00:41:54.996 --> 00:41:55.917
I'm like, look, look.
986
00:41:56.077 --> 00:41:59.982
And, you know, I don't know if you... That doctor.
987
00:42:00.923 --> 00:42:02.224
Yeah, he was in Rochester.
988
00:42:02.244 --> 00:42:03.025
Did they hold up?
989
00:42:03.045 --> 00:42:03.726
What was his name?
990
00:42:03.746 --> 00:42:04.106
No.
991
00:42:04.875 --> 00:42:05.655
Do they hold up?
992
00:42:05.755 --> 00:42:06.295
Are they still there?
993
00:42:06.335 --> 00:42:06.855
Yeah.
994
00:42:07.015 --> 00:42:10.636
I mean, you know, it's been 30 years.
995
00:42:10.856 --> 00:42:11.997
I haven't had any kids.
996
00:42:12.257 --> 00:42:14.177
But gravity eventually will take over again.
997
00:42:14.197 --> 00:42:14.797
Oh, yeah.
998
00:42:14.997 --> 00:42:16.978
What was the intent originally?
999
00:42:16.998 --> 00:42:18.198
They were just so big.
1000
00:42:18.238 --> 00:42:19.518
They were killing my back.
1001
00:42:19.538 --> 00:42:20.078
Back, yeah.
1002
00:42:20.118 --> 00:42:20.798
Yeah.
1003
00:42:20.818 --> 00:42:24.219
And then I found out insurance will pay for it if you want to get them made smaller.
1004
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:24.999
No kidding.
1005
00:42:25.259 --> 00:42:26.340
And, oh, yeah.
1006
00:42:27.240 --> 00:42:28.040
Nice.
1007
00:42:28.120 --> 00:42:31.181
And I was really, really glad that I did that.
1008
00:42:33.038 --> 00:42:36.059
And she's even gladder that you told everybody that she did.
1009
00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:36.860
Oh, I don't care.
1010
00:42:36.900 --> 00:42:38.320
That's more about a kid.
1011
00:42:38.421 --> 00:42:39.201
A reduction.
1012
00:42:39.441 --> 00:42:48.085
I think in this day and age, a woman getting a reduction shows strength and knowledge and power.
1013
00:42:48.105 --> 00:42:48.865
Oh, yeah, 100%.
1014
00:42:49.005 --> 00:42:49.506
It's still...
1015
00:42:49.986 --> 00:42:54.928
I wish we had the picture of the tits at Mike Donahue's house.
1016
00:42:55.888 --> 00:42:56.829
Oh, those were huge.
1017
00:42:58.117 --> 00:43:01.159
We were at a party and this woman came over.
1018
00:43:01.179 --> 00:43:04.181
I think they were triple M's or something.
1019
00:43:04.201 --> 00:43:05.282
I do have a picture of it.
1020
00:43:05.302 --> 00:43:06.162
I'm not kidding you.
1021
00:43:06.282 --> 00:43:07.223
I do have a picture.
1022
00:43:07.663 --> 00:43:12.226
They're so huge that you wouldn't, you would say it was a joke.
1023
00:43:12.346 --> 00:43:16.009
I actually thought she put like two, bigger than a basketball.
1024
00:43:16.069 --> 00:43:16.349
Yeah.
1025
00:43:16.429 --> 00:43:19.451
I thought she had, I thought she was dressed in a costume.
1026
00:43:19.751 --> 00:43:20.011
Right.
1027
00:43:20.371 --> 00:43:23.974
But no, I had, she let me feel her skin and everything.
1028
00:43:23.994 --> 00:43:24.434
I was like, oh.
1029
00:43:24.574 --> 00:43:25.434
And they were natural?
1030
00:43:25.694 --> 00:43:25.914
No.
1031
00:43:26.395 --> 00:43:26.575
No.
1032
00:43:26.595 --> 00:43:27.095
Natural?
1033
00:43:27.275 --> 00:43:28.055
No.
1034
00:43:28.095 --> 00:43:29.276
How long ago was this?
1035
00:43:29.776 --> 00:43:30.696
Like a year ago?
1036
00:43:30.816 --> 00:43:31.956
Yeah.
1037
00:43:31.996 --> 00:43:32.797
How old is she?
1038
00:43:33.957 --> 00:43:34.417
35.
1039
00:43:35.017 --> 00:43:35.558
Yeah.
1040
00:43:35.758 --> 00:43:38.719
It's all going to be fun until you're about 60.
1041
00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:40.859
You can't get in your car.
1042
00:43:41.159 --> 00:43:42.360
She was a dancer.
1043
00:43:43.218 --> 00:43:44.159
Oh, she was?
1044
00:43:44.219 --> 00:43:44.659
Yes.
1045
00:43:44.939 --> 00:43:46.340
I didn't know she was a dancer.
1046
00:43:46.660 --> 00:43:47.740
She was a stripper.
1047
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:49.281
I didn't know that.
1048
00:43:49.942 --> 00:43:51.042
How else did she walk?
1049
00:43:51.102 --> 00:43:53.664
I thought she told me she did something else.
1050
00:43:53.904 --> 00:43:57.426
It's an investment on her property.
1051
00:43:57.786 --> 00:43:58.646
She sees more income.
1052
00:43:58.666 --> 00:43:59.687
She was a headliner.
1053
00:44:00.587 --> 00:44:06.270
And what kills me is human beings, we're all so fucking different.
1054
00:44:06.851 --> 00:44:07.511
We all...
1055
00:44:09.107 --> 00:44:12.409
have different wants and needs that I don't understand.
1056
00:44:12.989 --> 00:44:18.673
And at this party, I personally was repulsed, honestly.
1057
00:44:19.073 --> 00:44:20.514
It was a freak.
1058
00:44:20.954 --> 00:44:22.955
No, this is a freak.
1059
00:44:23.355 --> 00:44:29.719
But there were men there who actually came up to me and said, bro, you see how delish?
1060
00:44:30.259 --> 00:44:31.300
And they would line up.
1061
00:44:31.340 --> 00:44:32.320
Somebody said delish?
1062
00:44:32.380 --> 00:44:35.102
They would line up to talk to her.
1063
00:44:37.045 --> 00:44:37.365
Yeah.
1064
00:44:37.506 --> 00:44:38.467
We got pictures.
1065
00:44:39.148 --> 00:44:41.272
This is something like you never see.
1066
00:44:41.917 --> 00:44:43.058
It was kind of freaky.
1067
00:44:43.078 --> 00:44:47.981
But you can't have a real relationship if you're a woman like this.
1068
00:44:48.801 --> 00:44:54.284
Nothing that's coming at you, you have to put it through so many filters.
1069
00:44:54.384 --> 00:44:55.845
And how do you know?
1070
00:44:56.425 --> 00:44:58.587
You know, oh, this guy doesn't like me for that.
1071
00:44:58.787 --> 00:44:59.988
I just, I don't know.
1072
00:45:00.908 --> 00:45:01.628
I don't know either.
1073
00:45:01.789 --> 00:45:02.369
I don't know either.
1074
00:45:02.409 --> 00:45:03.269
I don't understand.
1075
00:45:03.329 --> 00:45:07.812
I don't understand why we need shoes where we don't tie our own fucking shoelaces.
1076
00:45:07.892 --> 00:45:09.053
I'm wearing them, bitch.
1077
00:45:09.674 --> 00:45:10.275
Right here.
1078
00:45:10.876 --> 00:45:11.357
Sketchers.
1079
00:45:11.378 --> 00:45:12.079
Sketchers.
1080
00:45:12.640 --> 00:45:15.828
You know, do you know a guy named Bobby Slayton?
1081
00:45:15.908 --> 00:45:16.950
Of course you do.
1082
00:45:17.552 --> 00:45:18.734
He's a spokesman.
1083
00:45:19.319 --> 00:45:20.559
For the Skechers Steppens.
1084
00:45:20.579 --> 00:45:21.840
Come on, these are those Steppens.
1085
00:45:21.860 --> 00:45:24.461
But we tried to buy them, and they didn't work.
1086
00:45:24.801 --> 00:45:25.941
Oh, they're really...
1087
00:45:26.022 --> 00:45:27.702
They have so many kinds now.
1088
00:45:27.722 --> 00:45:31.564
But don't you want to... Don't you just kind of want to tighten them a little bit?
1089
00:45:31.944 --> 00:45:36.866
I wear these for loafing around, and I wear my real shit for walking.
1090
00:45:36.986 --> 00:45:37.906
Yeah, if you're doing exercise.
1091
00:45:37.926 --> 00:45:38.626
You do tie shoes.
1092
00:45:38.866 --> 00:45:39.226
Yeah.
1093
00:45:39.246 --> 00:45:42.588
Because now they got a thing where you never have to put Christmas lights up again.
1094
00:45:42.728 --> 00:45:43.108
It's like...
1095
00:45:43.368 --> 00:45:44.469
We got that too.
1096
00:45:44.989 --> 00:45:48.272
But that's a great part of... See, I just...
1097
00:45:48.372 --> 00:45:48.832
I don't know.
1098
00:45:48.912 --> 00:45:52.955
Wait, we have a Christmas tree that comes with the lights on it.
1099
00:45:52.975 --> 00:45:53.995
No, not the tree.
1100
00:45:54.056 --> 00:45:54.656
Your house.
1101
00:45:54.676 --> 00:45:55.537
She means your house.
1102
00:45:55.557 --> 00:45:56.517
Oh, what do you mean your house?
1103
00:45:56.537 --> 00:45:56.978
I don't know.
1104
00:45:57.038 --> 00:45:59.279
I guess they put them all up behind me.
1105
00:45:59.299 --> 00:45:59.980
We had that.
1106
00:46:00.680 --> 00:46:00.840
Yeah.
1107
00:46:00.980 --> 00:46:01.721
Remember, Boop?
1108
00:46:02.121 --> 00:46:03.142
I have those in my house.
1109
00:46:03.162 --> 00:46:05.603
They come and they do it, but they take them down.
1110
00:46:05.663 --> 00:46:08.665
No, she means they're up there permanent.
1111
00:46:08.685 --> 00:46:10.046
And it's got the remote.
1112
00:46:10.086 --> 00:46:12.168
You could probably make them orange for Halloween.
1113
00:46:12.188 --> 00:46:15.850
And you could probably make them red, white, and blue for Fourth of July.
1114
00:46:15.870 --> 00:46:16.791
I know what you mean.
1115
00:46:16.991 --> 00:46:17.631
Exactly.
1116
00:46:17.772 --> 00:46:19.473
I kind of think that's actually cool.
1117
00:46:19.493 --> 00:46:20.013
I don't know.
1118
00:46:20.093 --> 00:46:23.035
I'm in this thing where I'm like, God, I love the internet.
1119
00:46:23.075 --> 00:46:26.778
But I think that's where everything started to really fall apart.
1120
00:46:26.898 --> 00:46:27.318
The internet is.
1121
00:46:27.378 --> 00:46:29.760
But Beth, how many years did you do?
1122
00:46:30.620 --> 00:46:31.581
On stand-up?
1123
00:46:31.961 --> 00:46:32.822
About 25.
1124
00:46:32.842 --> 00:46:33.802
Wow.
1125
00:46:33.842 --> 00:46:34.843
That's a lot of years.
1126
00:46:34.863 --> 00:46:41.907
And I just want folks to know, did you originally go right to Nashville or where'd you go?
1127
00:46:42.128 --> 00:46:43.128
I went to Texas.
1128
00:46:43.749 --> 00:46:44.369
What town?
1129
00:46:44.929 --> 00:46:45.390
Dallas.
1130
00:46:45.990 --> 00:46:47.431
Because I was dating Gene.
1131
00:46:48.051 --> 00:46:52.294
And then I lived there for a couple years right by the airport.
1132
00:46:52.914 --> 00:46:58.198
And then from there I went to Nashville to work on that radio station.
1133
00:46:58.218 --> 00:46:58.318
Yeah.
1134
00:46:58.398 --> 00:46:58.998
Yeah.
1135
00:46:59.018 --> 00:47:08.781
Got fired from them, came to Rochester, got fired from here, went back to Nashville, got fired from there, and then went back to a real job.
1136
00:47:09.661 --> 00:47:11.182
Why'd you keep getting fired?
1137
00:47:11.202 --> 00:47:12.662
What were you getting fired?
1138
00:47:13.202 --> 00:47:13.662
I don't know.
1139
00:47:13.742 --> 00:47:21.744
They would say it's not appropriate to be sleeping in the lobby when the station opens in the morning and shit like that.
1140
00:47:21.844 --> 00:47:23.185
It's just ridiculous.
1141
00:47:23.305 --> 00:47:25.165
I was in and out of sobriety.
1142
00:47:25.705 --> 00:47:27.486
Tell about the TV show.
1143
00:47:29.132 --> 00:47:30.372
Oh, the Keira Sedgwick?
1144
00:47:30.573 --> 00:47:30.733
Yeah.
1145
00:47:30.753 --> 00:47:32.093
That was on one episode.
1146
00:47:32.853 --> 00:47:36.975
Yeah, but weren't they modeling?
1147
00:47:38.435 --> 00:47:39.576
Okay.
1148
00:47:39.716 --> 00:47:48.678
So when I was working on KDF in Nashville, we kidnapped Kevin Bacon, who was supposed to do an interview with another radio station.
1149
00:47:48.839 --> 00:47:49.119
Oh, yeah.
1150
00:47:49.179 --> 00:47:52.780
And we went to his hotel and said, hey, come to our station first.
1151
00:47:53.420 --> 00:47:54.820
And he's like, sure, whatever.
1152
00:47:54.860 --> 00:48:05.364
Well, he apparently thought that was cool because a couple weeks later, his wife called me, Kira Sedgwick, and said, hey, we're doing a TV show.
1153
00:48:05.704 --> 00:48:08.985
And my husband said, you're really fun and trippy.
1154
00:48:09.105 --> 00:48:11.085
And can you send us some of your stuff?
1155
00:48:11.266 --> 00:48:12.726
And so I did.
1156
00:48:12.826 --> 00:48:16.147
And, you know, her and I talked for a while.
1157
00:48:16.287 --> 00:48:18.368
And then they did this TV show.
1158
00:48:18.488 --> 00:48:20.308
And, you know, it wasn't very good.
1159
00:48:20.568 --> 00:48:22.249
I didn't last watch.
1160
00:48:22.289 --> 00:48:22.489
No.
1161
00:48:22.909 --> 00:48:33.196
No, but, you know, they didn't have any real, you know, and anything DJing I ever did was from you.
1162
00:48:33.896 --> 00:48:39.379
You know, anything, anytime anybody said, I said, this is the guy you need to talk to.
1163
00:48:39.419 --> 00:48:41.160
I don't know nothing, clearly.
1164
00:48:41.180 --> 00:48:42.461
I don't either.
1165
00:48:44.628 --> 00:48:45.649
No, not true.
1166
00:48:45.669 --> 00:48:46.929
How long have you done this?
1167
00:48:47.149 --> 00:48:47.469
Yeah.
1168
00:48:47.830 --> 00:48:48.510
Huh?
1169
00:48:48.570 --> 00:48:49.350
Like 50?
1170
00:48:49.370 --> 00:48:50.751
40, no.
1171
00:48:52.152 --> 00:48:52.672
You know.
1172
00:48:52.792 --> 00:48:53.852
40 on the radio.
1173
00:48:54.813 --> 00:48:55.873
More than 40.
1174
00:48:55.913 --> 00:49:09.140
But, you know, reading the Eagles books, you know, the days of promoting rock and roll shows and stuff before that was even more fun than the radio.
1175
00:49:09.820 --> 00:49:11.001
There was so much shit.
1176
00:49:11.722 --> 00:49:12.542
Oh, God.
1177
00:49:12.642 --> 00:49:13.083
Yeah.
1178
00:49:13.183 --> 00:49:14.484
Before the internet.
1179
00:49:14.684 --> 00:49:14.864
Yeah.
1180
00:49:14.904 --> 00:49:17.626
When you go to the concert, you didn't know what songs they were going to play.
1181
00:49:17.846 --> 00:49:18.107
Yeah.
1182
00:49:18.127 --> 00:49:18.887
You know?
1183
00:49:19.127 --> 00:49:22.250
You didn't just look it up and decide whether you were going to go or not.
1184
00:49:22.710 --> 00:49:24.291
Oh.
1185
00:49:24.612 --> 00:49:26.073
Speaking of concerts in Nashville...
1186
00:49:27.106 --> 00:49:30.568
I'm always seeing like a new country bar opens, like a new artist.
1187
00:49:31.008 --> 00:49:37.251
How do they have, is it like they take over a different place or, because don't they run out of room, the main area?
1188
00:49:37.271 --> 00:49:42.554
What they do is they knock down gorgeous, beautiful buildings.
1189
00:49:42.674 --> 00:49:45.815
Like, I can't even believe that Ryman is still standing.
1190
00:49:46.376 --> 00:49:50.958
They take beautiful old buildings, knock them down and turn them into, you know.
1191
00:49:51.118 --> 00:49:53.219
Some artist's country music bar.
1192
00:49:53.259 --> 00:49:54.860
Douche nozzles, you know.
1193
00:49:55.339 --> 00:49:59.421
Now, speaking of Nashville, what are gas prices like there?
1194
00:49:59.841 --> 00:50:01.882
Are they high?
1195
00:50:01.942 --> 00:50:02.243
Four.
1196
00:50:03.063 --> 00:50:03.883
Oh, that's not as bad.
1197
00:50:03.923 --> 00:50:08.346
I thought it was going to be more like California where they're almost $5, $6 now.
1198
00:50:08.706 --> 00:50:09.026
No.
1199
00:50:09.726 --> 00:50:10.947
Well, that's always.
1200
00:50:11.307 --> 00:50:13.889
California was always way higher.
1201
00:50:13.929 --> 00:50:14.869
Yeah, it is way higher.
1202
00:50:14.889 --> 00:50:17.631
Because we're lucky with the gas price right now.
1203
00:50:17.731 --> 00:50:20.172
We have an electric car from an electric car corner here.
1204
00:50:20.955 --> 00:50:25.599
And it's so great because we barely have to get gas.
1205
00:50:25.659 --> 00:50:26.039
Right.
1206
00:50:26.219 --> 00:50:28.361
Because we have a hybrid.
1207
00:50:28.421 --> 00:50:33.125
But I'm telling you, if I lived, we live in a condominium.
1208
00:50:33.265 --> 00:50:33.566
Right.
1209
00:50:33.986 --> 00:50:38.209
And if I lived in a house, I would have an all-electric car.
1210
00:50:38.290 --> 00:50:39.330
I love that shit.
1211
00:50:39.370 --> 00:50:40.011
Oh, it's great.
1212
00:50:40.051 --> 00:50:41.172
Yeah, just because of the money?
1213
00:50:41.332 --> 00:50:42.393
But the hybrid is phenomenal.
1214
00:50:42.853 --> 00:50:43.654
And they're quiet.
1215
00:50:43.714 --> 00:50:45.195
They're so quiet.
1216
00:50:45.235 --> 00:50:46.016
They're so fast.
1217
00:50:46.476 --> 00:50:48.298
And here in Rochester, there's...
1218
00:50:48.698 --> 00:50:54.941
a place called Electric Car Corner, which is, it's got just every electric car you can think of and for half the price.
1219
00:50:54.981 --> 00:50:55.701
It's like a dealership?
1220
00:50:56.081 --> 00:50:57.522
But, pre-owned.
1221
00:50:57.742 --> 00:50:58.522
Pre-owned.
1222
00:50:59.202 --> 00:51:00.043
Like your shoe thing.
1223
00:51:00.463 --> 00:51:00.883
Yeah.
1224
00:51:01.283 --> 00:51:02.944
So you're getting them for half price.
1225
00:51:03.084 --> 00:51:10.027
That's a good point, Jay, because when we went there, I couldn't, all high-end electric.
1226
00:51:10.127 --> 00:51:10.427
Right.
1227
00:51:11.147 --> 00:51:11.948
Half price.
1228
00:51:12.008 --> 00:51:12.648
Cadillac Lear.
1229
00:51:12.668 --> 00:51:14.489
Because someone took the beating.
1230
00:51:15.289 --> 00:51:17.250
Someone already bought it new.
1231
00:51:18.150 --> 00:51:20.312
They just don't say used anymore.
1232
00:51:20.332 --> 00:51:23.494
Hardly pre-owned, pre-enjoyed.
1233
00:51:23.514 --> 00:51:24.215
Previously enjoyed.
1234
00:51:24.615 --> 00:51:25.776
Used, if you want.
1235
00:51:26.336 --> 00:51:36.043
But Electric Car Corner, I tell every one of my friends, if you're getting ready to buy a new car, please just look.
1236
00:51:36.223 --> 00:51:37.704
Don't buy it.
1237
00:51:38.045 --> 00:51:39.225
But look.
1238
00:51:39.446 --> 00:51:42.348
And you will see how you can get a fancy car.
1239
00:51:43.008 --> 00:51:44.749
For half of what you would have paid.
1240
00:51:45.190 --> 00:51:48.032
And so some guy put $20,000 on it.
1241
00:51:48.552 --> 00:51:49.032
Miles.
1242
00:51:49.212 --> 00:51:49.953
That's nothing.
1243
00:51:49.973 --> 00:51:51.234
No, that's nothing.
1244
00:51:51.334 --> 00:51:57.878
In fact, I just bought my dream car that I've wanted my whole life.
1245
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:01.321
And if we had the money, we couldn't find the car.
1246
00:52:01.381 --> 00:52:04.203
And if we had the car, then we didn't have the money.
1247
00:52:04.563 --> 00:52:06.184
And I got a 2019 car.
1248
00:52:08.085 --> 00:52:11.087
red Volkswagen Beetle.
1249
00:52:11.947 --> 00:52:12.208
Oh.
1250
00:52:12.248 --> 00:52:14.249
So, you know, we were gonna buy one.
1251
00:52:14.549 --> 00:52:15.389
Convertible?
1252
00:52:15.529 --> 00:52:16.430
No.
1253
00:52:16.550 --> 00:52:20.852
I wanted to get a new convertible Volkswagen.
1254
00:52:21.132 --> 00:52:21.352
Yeah.
1255
00:52:21.613 --> 00:52:21.913
Yeah.
1256
00:52:21.953 --> 00:52:25.955
Because Ponytail, she had one as old lady.
1257
00:52:25.995 --> 00:52:26.955
He got it for her, yeah.
1258
00:52:28.256 --> 00:52:35.017
I think, uh, TC, I think anywhere I wanted to get one, they don't make them anymore.
1259
00:52:35.677 --> 00:52:36.018
That's why.
1260
00:52:36.138 --> 00:52:37.558
19 was the last year.
1261
00:52:37.798 --> 00:52:39.078
Oh, 19?
1262
00:52:39.118 --> 00:52:39.658
2019.
1263
00:52:39.698 --> 00:52:40.038
Yeah.
1264
00:52:40.158 --> 00:52:47.700
So it's like the, you, you have the one that when I grew up playing stub bug, like that game, like, what do you mean?
1265
00:52:47.720 --> 00:52:50.400
Well, in Long Island, we, we had a different name.
1266
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:53.801
I had a, I had to adapt to punch buggy when I moved to Rochester.
1267
00:52:54.101 --> 00:53:00.244
See, I was trying to tell Robert about that because now I'm in all the groups on Facebook, the VW groups.
1268
00:53:00.544 --> 00:53:01.745
Oh, yeah.
1269
00:53:02.145 --> 00:53:09.389
But, oh, the inside of this thing is all, what's the word I'm looking for, Laura?
1270
00:53:09.869 --> 00:53:10.509
Computers.
1271
00:53:10.589 --> 00:53:11.210
Electronic?
1272
00:53:11.310 --> 00:53:18.233
No, it's, what's the word for how the inside of the buggy looks, the beetle?
1273
00:53:18.333 --> 00:53:18.834
Shitty.
1274
00:53:19.114 --> 00:53:20.114
No.
1275
00:53:20.154 --> 00:53:20.535
No.
1276
00:53:21.635 --> 00:53:50.333
Retro Retro Right the little speakers Are Fender Oh cute And it's like That's cute So Doreen started to tell me About punching you in the arm Yeah I was trying to tell you this It was a game growing up I mean when we had Long road trips That was the game to play Well tell me the game You got to punch the shit Out of your siblings If you saw a beetle And someone's driving Or not driving You're just walking Down the street And you see a beetle You can punch somebody And say punch buggy Yeah Punch buggy
1277
00:53:50.593 --> 00:53:53.355
But in Long Island, it was Stud Bug.
1278
00:53:53.455 --> 00:53:53.996
Stud Bug.
1279
00:53:54.216 --> 00:53:54.937
I don't know why.
1280
00:53:55.017 --> 00:53:57.579
We had a different name for it, but it's Punch Buggy.
1281
00:53:57.859 --> 00:53:58.139
I know.
1282
00:53:58.159 --> 00:53:59.680
We didn't know any of this.
1283
00:53:59.720 --> 00:54:01.822
Speaking of, are you up to date on Ted Lasso?
1284
00:54:02.683 --> 00:54:03.083
Oh, no.
1285
00:54:03.123 --> 00:54:03.663
We have to.
1286
00:54:03.724 --> 00:54:04.884
No, we're going to watch him tonight.
1287
00:54:04.965 --> 00:54:06.926
Have you seen three?
1288
00:54:06.946 --> 00:54:07.046
Yeah.
1289
00:54:07.066 --> 00:54:08.667
Oh, how is three?
1290
00:54:08.888 --> 00:54:15.433
Well, there's a scene where they don't get each other's references because they're in England and it's...
1291
00:54:15.794 --> 00:54:19.657
Oh, that's, you know, Jason's character, Ted, is from the United States.
1292
00:54:20.718 --> 00:54:23.240
So, you know, they made a few references like, what?
1293
00:54:23.460 --> 00:54:27.824
But it's I don't want to say it because it's funny and plays through the whole episode.
1294
00:54:27.864 --> 00:54:31.527
So you guys seen I know you have.
1295
00:54:32.227 --> 00:54:32.648
What is it?
1296
00:54:34.252 --> 00:54:35.433
You really did need him.
1297
00:54:35.633 --> 00:54:36.494
He's your brand.
1298
00:54:36.815 --> 00:54:37.475
I told you.
1299
00:54:37.555 --> 00:54:41.059
DT3, St. Louis, DTF, St. Louis.
1300
00:54:41.119 --> 00:54:42.000
Jason Bateman.
1301
00:54:42.060 --> 00:54:43.481
It's up for 13 Emmys.
1302
00:54:43.541 --> 00:54:45.363
Well, I love Jason Bateman.
1303
00:54:45.443 --> 00:54:46.164
Is that the one?
1304
00:54:46.204 --> 00:54:47.185
He's a bad guy?
1305
00:54:49.208 --> 00:54:49.568
Is he?
1306
00:54:49.608 --> 00:54:51.669
How do you have you not heard of this?
1307
00:54:51.829 --> 00:54:53.489
There's three people in the show.
1308
00:54:53.689 --> 00:54:54.670
It's a podcast.
1309
00:54:54.750 --> 00:54:56.130
It's not a podcast.
1310
00:54:56.230 --> 00:54:57.771
No, that's him and Will Arnett.
1311
00:54:57.991 --> 00:55:01.071
This is a TV show called DTF St. Louis.
1312
00:55:01.171 --> 00:55:03.012
It's him, Linda Cardinelli.
1313
00:55:03.032 --> 00:55:04.032
Is it Stanford down to fuck?
1314
00:55:04.512 --> 00:55:04.873
Yes.
1315
00:55:05.033 --> 00:55:05.333
Okay.
1316
00:55:06.233 --> 00:55:10.914
And it's not what you think it is, and I don't want to give anything away.
1317
00:55:11.014 --> 00:55:13.075
I cannot believe you haven't heard this shit.
1318
00:55:13.095 --> 00:55:13.395
Wait, wait.
1319
00:55:13.415 --> 00:55:13.915
HBO Max.
1320
00:55:14.395 --> 00:55:16.796
Is he a bad guy is all I want to know.
1321
00:55:17.456 --> 00:55:17.856
No.
1322
00:55:18.276 --> 00:55:19.177
Okay.
1323
00:55:19.357 --> 00:55:20.577
I love Jason Bateman.
1324
00:55:20.857 --> 00:55:21.217
Right.
1325
00:55:21.237 --> 00:55:21.958
Me too.
1326
00:55:22.158 --> 00:55:26.699
And now that it's up for all the awards, anything you see is going to be a spoiler.
1327
00:55:26.919 --> 00:55:28.640
So it's not that long.
1328
00:55:28.720 --> 00:55:30.860
Maybe seven episodes.
1329
00:55:31.060 --> 00:55:32.121
Oh, we'll watch that.
1330
00:55:33.101 --> 00:55:33.561
It's new.
1331
00:55:34.161 --> 00:55:34.922
What's it on?
1332
00:55:35.242 --> 00:55:35.682
HBO.
1333
00:55:36.382 --> 00:55:36.862
We got it.
1334
00:55:37.482 --> 00:55:37.963
You sure?
1335
00:55:38.163 --> 00:55:38.743
I'm positive.
1336
00:55:38.763 --> 00:55:39.703
We have everything.
1337
00:55:40.203 --> 00:55:40.583
Yeah.
1338
00:55:40.904 --> 00:55:41.624
Yeah, you got it.
1339
00:55:41.644 --> 00:55:42.444
We have everything.
1340
00:55:42.524 --> 00:55:44.085
You got to see this because it's...
1341
00:55:44.125 --> 00:55:45.265
I have double of stuff.
1342
00:55:45.800 --> 00:55:48.464
You're going to ask me the Rotten Tomatoes score, right?
1343
00:55:49.025 --> 00:55:49.326
Yeah.
1344
00:55:49.566 --> 00:55:51.949
What is it?
1345
00:55:51.989 --> 00:55:52.230
89.
1346
00:55:52.670 --> 00:55:53.652
That's wonderful.
1347
00:55:54.293 --> 00:55:54.814
Is that good?
1348
00:55:55.074 --> 00:55:56.095
Yeah, it's great.
1349
00:55:56.832 --> 00:56:00.714
Well, I got to go get me a Salvatore's pizza.
1350
00:56:00.754 --> 00:56:02.115
I'm really hungry.
1351
00:56:02.936 --> 00:56:06.278
Salvatore's!
1352
00:56:06.298 --> 00:56:07.319
.com.
1353
00:56:07.339 --> 00:56:13.662
And if you're looking to get a franchise or anything or want to be your own business owner, check them out.
1354
00:56:13.702 --> 00:56:17.465
Besides getting great pizza from them, you can also open a Salvatore's.
1355
00:56:17.845 --> 00:56:18.606
You could get one.
1356
00:56:19.166 --> 00:56:26.875
And while Beth is here, maybe Laura Bedane will take you over to Mikey Amalfi's marijuana store.
1357
00:56:27.675 --> 00:56:28.656
Why do I need that?
1358
00:56:29.457 --> 00:56:31.379
Oh, they got a cannabis corner.
1359
00:56:31.439 --> 00:56:32.501
It's like a jewelry store.
1360
00:56:32.521 --> 00:56:33.161
I don't smell pot.
1361
00:56:33.181 --> 00:56:34.282
It's right around the corner.
1362
00:56:34.302 --> 00:56:34.763
You get gummy.
1363
00:56:34.883 --> 00:56:35.444
Gummy.
1364
00:56:36.249 --> 00:56:36.729
Herb.
1365
00:56:36.910 --> 00:56:37.670
I need this.
1366
00:56:37.770 --> 00:56:38.211
You get that?
1367
00:56:38.231 --> 00:56:39.051
She's sober.
1368
00:56:39.071 --> 00:56:40.312
She doesn't have it anymore.
1369
00:56:40.332 --> 00:56:42.754
You get that with marijuana in it.
1370
00:56:42.774 --> 00:56:44.515
It's a C4 clear-amizer.
1371
00:56:44.535 --> 00:56:46.897
Can someone be sober and smoke marijuana?
1372
00:56:46.977 --> 00:56:47.197
No.
1373
00:56:47.838 --> 00:56:49.399
Sometimes you can.
1374
00:56:49.419 --> 00:56:50.680
You're not sober anymore, though.
1375
00:56:50.740 --> 00:56:51.160
Well, yeah.
1376
00:56:51.260 --> 00:56:52.862
You could be sober from alcohol only.
1377
00:56:52.902 --> 00:56:56.664
Well, any mind-altering substance.
1378
00:56:56.685 --> 00:56:57.985
It's called Cali-sober.
1379
00:56:58.306 --> 00:57:00.567
I know someone who's sober and they smoke marijuana.
1380
00:57:00.587 --> 00:57:01.068
Who that?
1381
00:57:01.428 --> 00:57:02.369
I'm not going to say names.
1382
00:57:02.409 --> 00:57:03.850
Yeah, it's a... Who, me?
1383
00:57:04.110 --> 00:57:04.570
No.
1384
00:57:04.631 --> 00:57:04.811
No.
1385
00:57:05.561 --> 00:57:06.201
You're not sober?
1386
00:57:06.221 --> 00:57:07.042
So you don't drink.
1387
00:57:07.062 --> 00:57:09.103
You were hanging out at Soda's Point last weekend.
1388
00:57:09.123 --> 00:57:10.263
You definitely weren't sober.
1389
00:57:10.323 --> 00:57:11.164
I wasn't then.
1390
00:57:11.404 --> 00:57:13.285
I did like two years.
1391
00:57:14.085 --> 00:57:17.647
And then since then, I've consumed like seven times.
1392
00:57:18.368 --> 00:57:19.088
Yeah.
1393
00:57:20.008 --> 00:57:22.670
It was rare for me to see him drinking last weekend.
1394
00:57:22.890 --> 00:57:23.790
It was kind of fun.
1395
00:57:24.231 --> 00:57:25.331
It was a choice.
1396
00:57:25.371 --> 00:57:28.373
His baby sister got a big kick out of it.
1397
00:57:28.813 --> 00:57:29.353
Wow.
1398
00:57:29.433 --> 00:57:32.755
So you're reading about all this Brad Pitt business.
1399
00:57:33.035 --> 00:57:34.656
That's really stirring shit up.
1400
00:57:35.886 --> 00:57:39.810
You mean the fact that the kids don't want to be with him anymore?
1401
00:57:39.830 --> 00:57:42.712
No, the fact that he said he's no longer sober.
1402
00:57:43.193 --> 00:57:44.554
He said that himself.
1403
00:57:44.754 --> 00:57:47.317
And people are like, what?
1404
00:57:47.397 --> 00:57:48.718
Why would you like out yourself?
1405
00:57:48.758 --> 00:57:50.961
And he's like, well, I know how to control drink now.
1406
00:57:50.981 --> 00:57:51.902
He's controlling it now.
1407
00:57:51.922 --> 00:57:52.702
No, you don't.
1408
00:57:54.364 --> 00:58:01.491
You know, I can't because I've never had the issue, even though I've done even heroin.
1409
00:58:01.951 --> 00:58:05.695
But I can't speak unless you're that person.
1410
00:58:06.175 --> 00:58:07.677
But I just don't get it.
1411
00:58:09.310 --> 00:58:14.213
I don't get how, like, you can't smoke herb, for instance.
1412
00:58:14.253 --> 00:58:21.096
You know, if you were an alcoholic and you're sober, why can't you smoke a little herb?
1413
00:58:21.496 --> 00:58:24.318
One of my best friends was a heroin addict for a long time.
1414
00:58:24.458 --> 00:58:24.878
I know.
1415
00:58:24.898 --> 00:58:26.739
I just saw his father.
1416
00:58:26.759 --> 00:58:27.400
So did you.
1417
00:58:27.420 --> 00:58:28.780
Okay.
1418
00:58:28.820 --> 00:58:29.861
Are we talking about the same guy?
1419
00:58:29.881 --> 00:58:30.821
There's two of them.
1420
00:58:30.861 --> 00:58:31.642
There's three of them.
1421
00:58:32.102 --> 00:58:32.762
There's a lot of them.
1422
00:58:33.283 --> 00:58:43.407
One I was talking about, you know, got clean a few years, and then now he drinks and smokes.
1423
00:58:43.767 --> 00:58:45.608
He's not going to touch heroin.
1424
00:58:45.928 --> 00:58:46.188
Right.
1425
00:58:46.248 --> 00:58:46.389
No.
1426
00:58:46.469 --> 00:58:47.649
I mean, he's got a family.
1427
00:58:47.669 --> 00:58:48.509
He's got a job.
1428
00:58:48.529 --> 00:58:49.210
Yeah.
1429
00:58:49.250 --> 00:58:53.852
Well, the reason you – the only thing about pot is –
1430
00:58:54.632 --> 00:59:00.075
You smoke pot here and there and blah, blah, blah, and everything's going just fine.
1431
00:59:00.556 --> 00:59:10.901
And one night, you're at a particularly lovely party, and the ice is all clinky, and you're like, oh, I'll just have one.
1432
00:59:10.921 --> 00:59:11.782
It's a gateway drug.
1433
00:59:11.802 --> 00:59:14.263
And then, boom, you're off to the races again.
1434
00:59:14.343 --> 00:59:19.026
Eventually, you get comfortable in one, and you think, I got this.
1435
00:59:19.286 --> 00:59:20.007
I can just have one.
1436
00:59:20.027 --> 00:59:21.507
The other guy you were thinking of...
1437
00:59:22.628 --> 00:59:23.328
Stone cold.
1438
00:59:23.408 --> 00:59:23.789
Yeah.
1439
00:59:23.849 --> 00:59:24.809
Zero anything.
1440
00:59:24.869 --> 00:59:28.951
If he touches pot, he's afraid he's going to go down the distance.
1441
00:59:28.971 --> 00:59:30.351
I think it depends on the person.
1442
00:59:30.491 --> 00:59:31.392
I actually do.
1443
00:59:31.512 --> 00:59:40.475
I could be naive, but I believe that Brad Pitt might have the ability to now just have a glass of wine at a nice dinner with his new girl.
1444
00:59:40.995 --> 00:59:42.656
Angelina Jolie gave him the pipe.
1445
00:59:42.716 --> 00:59:43.796
He lost all his kids.
1446
00:59:43.816 --> 00:59:44.837
I didn't know he had a problem.
1447
00:59:45.757 --> 00:59:46.677
I really didn't either.
1448
00:59:46.697 --> 00:59:49.078
Yeah, that's sort of how it went bad, I think, with Angelina Jolie.
1449
00:59:49.098 --> 00:59:50.099
I think there was issues.
1450
00:59:50.659 --> 00:59:55.941
They were on their private jet, you know, and he kind of had a fight with their one son.
1451
00:59:56.021 --> 00:59:59.302
And I think that's how it all started, the downfall.
1452
00:59:59.660 --> 01:00:04.162
But I just want to make a point that every human being is completely different.
1453
01:00:04.463 --> 01:00:05.023
Yeah, yes.
1454
01:00:05.043 --> 01:00:09.866
The people that have the issues that Beth is explaining, they have that issue.
1455
01:00:10.366 --> 01:00:19.011
But there are also people, like you mentioned, that could smoke some herb, and he knows he'll never touch that heroin.
1456
01:00:19.471 --> 01:00:20.071
He knows.
1457
01:00:20.791 --> 01:00:27.195
And in the book I just read, I can't get it out of my head, my main man, Don Felder,
1458
01:00:28.033 --> 01:00:29.615
They did everything.
1459
01:00:29.896 --> 01:00:38.187
And when the heroin came around, they did piles of everything.
1460
01:00:38.608 --> 01:00:43.895
But he came to the real, he saw people get demolished.
1461
01:00:44.036 --> 01:00:44.316
Yeah.
1462
01:00:45.169 --> 01:00:53.340
Fucked her whole life and his brain said, I just can't let that happen to me and cut back everything.
1463
01:00:53.641 --> 01:00:54.963
I know here's something even crazier.
1464
01:00:55.644 --> 01:01:00.270
This building we're in right now is where he was treated for rehab.
1465
01:01:00.290 --> 01:01:01.392
This was a rehab center.
1466
01:01:01.752 --> 01:01:03.073
Oh, I think I remember you telling me.
1467
01:01:03.093 --> 01:01:03.614
Where who?
1468
01:01:03.654 --> 01:01:04.514
The guy we?
1469
01:01:04.554 --> 01:01:04.795
Yeah.
1470
01:01:04.955 --> 01:01:06.396
The guy we were just talking about.
1471
01:01:06.416 --> 01:01:07.797
The guy whose father we saw?
1472
01:01:07.957 --> 01:01:09.078
No, the other guy who.
1473
01:01:09.338 --> 01:01:11.240
This was our local rehab?
1474
01:01:11.420 --> 01:01:14.642
Someone two days ago was trying to check somebody in.
1475
01:01:15.083 --> 01:01:17.325
Her diaper's still outside in the parking lot.
1476
01:01:17.405 --> 01:01:18.165
Come on.
1477
01:01:18.506 --> 01:01:18.846
That's nuts.
1478
01:01:18.866 --> 01:01:19.827
It was disgusting.
1479
01:01:19.907 --> 01:01:24.310
Like people, we had to pay for Ubers the first few months we were here.
1480
01:01:24.710 --> 01:01:27.232
People were knocking at the door trying to check themselves in.
1481
01:01:28.013 --> 01:01:30.997
And we had to get him an Uber to wherever it moved to.
1482
01:01:31.257 --> 01:01:32.959
But, yeah, this building was in Rob.
1483
01:01:33.420 --> 01:01:34.000
I'll say his name.
1484
01:01:34.020 --> 01:01:34.961
He's not afraid to say it.
1485
01:01:35.021 --> 01:01:35.522
It's Rob.
1486
01:01:35.822 --> 01:01:37.645
And he, yeah, he walked in here.
1487
01:01:37.665 --> 01:01:38.966
He's like, holy shit, dude.
1488
01:01:40.067 --> 01:01:41.890
He's like, I did treatment in this building.
1489
01:01:42.350 --> 01:01:43.572
Oh, my gosh.
1490
01:01:43.592 --> 01:01:43.892
Okay.
1491
01:01:44.072 --> 01:01:58.680
You know, it's funny when you told that story, I always got a coincidence, but when we were doing rock and roll at the Triangle Theater, I don't know what the name of it is now, but you know, we're, anyway.
1492
01:01:59.541 --> 01:02:03.603
Upstairs, they had battered women.
1493
01:02:04.263 --> 01:02:04.664
Oh yeah.
1494
01:02:04.724 --> 01:02:06.284
Isn't that a terrible name?
1495
01:02:06.825 --> 01:02:10.507
I don't even know if they have it anymore, but that was a real place.
1496
01:02:10.887 --> 01:02:12.227
That was the name of a band?
1497
01:02:12.607 --> 01:02:14.708
No, that's funny.
1498
01:02:14.848 --> 01:02:17.128
The shelter for battered women.
1499
01:02:17.148 --> 01:02:17.569
Oh, okay.
1500
01:02:18.089 --> 01:02:18.909
They still have them.
1501
01:02:18.929 --> 01:02:19.389
Oh, it's still there.
1502
01:02:19.409 --> 01:02:21.730
There's one right behind the Winton Air.
1503
01:02:21.770 --> 01:02:24.070
But do they use their name?
1504
01:02:24.190 --> 01:02:32.392
I think it was because Bianca was telling me when she worked at the Winton Air, these girls would all, they'd go for walks and she got to...
1505
01:02:32.692 --> 01:02:38.415
talked to them and they were all... Well, just so you know, they're not supposed to reveal the locations of these places.
1506
01:02:38.455 --> 01:02:42.636
That's one of the things because they don't want husbands showing up there.
1507
01:02:42.656 --> 01:02:43.897
Well, that's what happens.
1508
01:02:43.957 --> 01:02:49.539
So when we were at the Triangle Theater, you know, I went to work there every day.
1509
01:02:50.100 --> 01:02:54.261
We had shows, but not every day.
1510
01:02:54.441 --> 01:02:59.584
I had an office right where the whole theater part was.
1511
01:03:00.664 --> 01:03:02.365
And one day a guy came...
1512
01:03:02.938 --> 01:03:03.598
Uh-oh.
1513
01:03:03.698 --> 01:03:05.979
I was looking for his wife.
1514
01:03:07.300 --> 01:03:08.640
And he wanted to beat me.
1515
01:03:09.021 --> 01:03:10.821
That's when I went and bought a gun.
1516
01:03:10.841 --> 01:03:13.943
That's when I went and bought my first gun.
1517
01:03:14.023 --> 01:03:14.903
Really?
1518
01:03:14.983 --> 01:03:17.644
I go, bro, it looked like I got women.
1519
01:03:18.284 --> 01:03:19.465
Give me my wife.
1520
01:03:20.125 --> 01:03:21.086
I will beat you.
1521
01:03:21.206 --> 01:03:22.346
Where is she?
1522
01:03:22.366 --> 01:03:25.167
Because she thinks I'm hiding.
1523
01:03:25.187 --> 01:03:26.948
You know, they're out of their fucking...
1524
01:03:26.988 --> 01:03:28.469
They were upstairs, though.
1525
01:03:29.209 --> 01:03:31.650
Not, you know, it was the J.C. Dior.
1526
01:03:35.390 --> 01:03:37.431
I had two uncles that lived there.
1527
01:03:38.212 --> 01:03:39.952
Uncle Ace and Uncle Tommy.
1528
01:03:40.312 --> 01:03:41.013
Oh, that's awesome.
1529
01:03:41.193 --> 01:03:42.133
And people lived there.
1530
01:03:42.313 --> 01:03:43.154
You got guns?
1531
01:03:43.914 --> 01:03:44.334
Yeah.
1532
01:03:44.974 --> 01:03:46.435
He's got one for protection.
1533
01:03:46.515 --> 01:03:50.257
They're in a safe and he doesn't even, we don't, I got to get rid of them.
1534
01:03:50.277 --> 01:03:51.697
Oh, because of my Parkinson's?
1535
01:03:51.717 --> 01:03:56.960
Well, even without that, I'm surprised, but I get it.
1536
01:03:57.980 --> 01:03:58.781
But I get it.
1537
01:03:58.801 --> 01:04:06.908
He went through a very small gun phase, and then those guns were locked in a safe, and they're so rusted because they're not taken care of.
1538
01:04:07.188 --> 01:04:08.569
When you have a gun, you've got to take care of it.
1539
01:04:08.589 --> 01:04:11.712
You've got to clean it and oil it, and he did nothing.
1540
01:04:12.112 --> 01:04:14.915
But I have ammunition and guns, but I'm going to sell them.
1541
01:04:15.716 --> 01:04:16.636
My, I got you.
1542
01:04:16.656 --> 01:04:17.697
Listen, today...
1543
01:04:18.735 --> 01:04:22.399
And this over-weaponized United States of America.
1544
01:04:22.879 --> 01:04:26.063
We're the only country that has more weapons than people.
1545
01:04:26.723 --> 01:04:29.466
And people, you know, I don't want to go into the rap.
1546
01:04:29.486 --> 01:04:30.407
Yeah, because we got to go.
1547
01:04:30.527 --> 01:04:32.769
Okay, I don't want to get into the gun rap.
1548
01:04:32.789 --> 01:04:33.390
Yeah, let's not.
1549
01:04:33.690 --> 01:04:37.014
But, you know, you got to have it.
1550
01:04:38.517 --> 01:04:39.178
Who knows?
1551
01:04:39.339 --> 01:04:39.840
You don't have to.
1552
01:04:39.900 --> 01:04:40.942
I don't have to have a gun.
1553
01:04:41.704 --> 01:04:43.067
I shouldn't have to either.
1554
01:04:43.167 --> 01:04:49.240
If you're crazy enough, you can, well, you can't beat, like, if a gun shoots me, it's going to shoot me.
1555
01:04:50.207 --> 01:04:58.951
I heard if you use like wasp spray, it's so, like I could shoot him from here and hit him in the face and that's all you need.
1556
01:04:59.331 --> 01:05:01.312
Yeah, I'm going to keep some wasp spray.
1557
01:05:01.392 --> 01:05:02.132
Wasp spray.
1558
01:05:02.152 --> 01:05:02.592
Like bee spray.
1559
01:05:02.612 --> 01:05:04.793
Why don't you just get him in the face with wasp spray?
1560
01:05:04.813 --> 01:05:06.394
Why don't you just get rape spray?
1561
01:05:06.654 --> 01:05:08.435
Whatever, because I don't think that goes as far.
1562
01:05:08.655 --> 01:05:10.076
No, this will shoot like 30 feet.
1563
01:05:11.521 --> 01:05:12.042
I've never heard of it.
1564
01:05:12.062 --> 01:05:13.626
It's so you can hit the nests up high.
1565
01:05:13.726 --> 01:05:14.407
So it's got a wicked stream.
1566
01:05:14.427 --> 01:05:14.928
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1567
01:05:14.948 --> 01:05:20.320
The thing is, Jake, if you have wasp spray and they have a gun and they shoot and you shoot what you want...
1568
01:05:21.724 --> 01:05:23.546
You got to get them before they see you, though.
1569
01:05:23.626 --> 01:05:24.767
You got to hide in there.
1570
01:05:24.787 --> 01:05:26.548
Yeah, you got to get your can out.
1571
01:05:26.628 --> 01:05:32.092
All right, ladies and gentlemen, catch Beth Donahue at the Tony D's.
1572
01:05:32.973 --> 01:05:36.276
She'll be there for sure because she's here with Sister Laura.
1573
01:05:37.296 --> 01:05:39.058
And Robert Weidman.
1574
01:05:39.338 --> 01:05:40.279
And Robert Weidman.
1575
01:05:41.620 --> 01:05:42.621
Beth Donahue Weidman.
1576
01:05:42.641 --> 01:05:43.942
Yeah, that's my husband.
1577
01:05:43.962 --> 01:05:46.023
Of the fabulous government Weidman.
1578
01:05:46.784 --> 01:05:47.024
Yeah.
1579
01:05:48.585 --> 01:05:51.246
His uncle, his grandfather, what is it?
1580
01:05:52.027 --> 01:05:52.667
Oh, God.
1581
01:05:52.767 --> 01:05:53.628
Okay, all right.
1582
01:05:53.748 --> 01:05:56.689
You're about to close up, so you can't start new topics, please.
1583
01:05:56.809 --> 01:05:57.830
Sorry, sorry.
1584
01:05:57.870 --> 01:05:58.570
I'm not good at this.
1585
01:05:58.590 --> 01:05:59.871
Got to keep you focused here.
1586
01:05:59.931 --> 01:06:02.793
All right, I'm going to get me a biopsy.
1587
01:06:02.853 --> 01:06:04.634
Boy, is it going to be fun.
1588
01:06:04.654 --> 01:06:08.476
My wife tells me the guy doesn't want me to pass out.
1589
01:06:08.956 --> 01:06:10.577
Boy, that makes me feel good.
1590
01:06:11.130 --> 01:06:12.653
Thanks for having me, guys.
1591
01:06:12.713 --> 01:06:14.156
It's a good thing Laura has.
1592
01:06:14.196 --> 01:06:15.639
Sorry, it wasn't very funny.
1593
01:06:15.819 --> 01:06:17.843
It's nice to be important, Bubby.
1594
01:06:18.324 --> 01:06:19.887
But it's more important to be nice.
1595
01:06:20.188 --> 01:06:20.949
Hey!
1596
01:06:21.049 --> 01:06:21.771
Oy, oy, oy.