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Speaker 1: On Canberra's Hit 104.7, it's Rod and Gabby Racked. Tabloid Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: Okay, we don't normally get into the salacious gossip.
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Speaker 1: We don't, but on Tabloid News Tuesday, we follow the lead of the major breakfast TV shows, Channel 7, Channel 9, Sunrise, and whatever the other one's called, Today.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 1: And they're tabloiding it up for a Tuesday. Okay. Great to have you on board wherever you're joining us, across the capital or around Australia on the No Nonsense News Podcast. We've got a sunrise seconds away. Daylight's happening early, isn't it?
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Speaker 2: Very early. I was walking just to the studio about five minutes ago. I'm like, what? Why is it not dark? It's great.
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Speaker 1: Because it's Tabloid News Tuesday.
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Speaker 3: It's a few weeks and then we're into Daylight Savings, so it'll get dark.
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Speaker 2: Again in the morning.
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Speaker 1: Sorry. Oh, okay. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's going to get dark again early. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: It took a minute for your brain to catch up.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's Tabloid News Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: You're not here about the facts.
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Speaker 1: That's right. I am not letting that. That's the great thing about Tabloid News Tuesday. The facts have got no place here. No place. I'll tell you what does have a place here. Taxpayers footing the bill on mushroom murderer weight loss drugs. Oh, what? You're paying the cash while she's behind bars. This is the lead story on the 7 and 9, like on real news channels.
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Speaker 3: I feel like there's more to this story than that headline.
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Speaker 1: There's no. The only thing more to this story, you know, would be common sense, but there will certainly be none of that on tabloid news Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: This music is confronting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's Tuesday. Okay, now this story, obviously, it's a Victorian prison, so let's go straight to the front page of the Herald Sun. Okay. Where's the... The tabs are on the side again. Oh, I hate that.
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Speaker 2: Mine hasn't updated to that, and I hope it doesn't.
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Speaker 1: Google crime, you're killing us in here. Just cut this music for a second. That's a lot. It promotes a lot of panic as you're trying to work out where the tabs have been moved to by Google.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Herald Sun. Herald Sun, here we go. Infamous mushroom cook and self-professed binge eater. Oh, sorry. You've got to use the music. Infamous mushroom cook and self-professed binge eater. Erin Patterson is getting taxpayer-funded a Zempik in jail as she awaits news on a possible retrial. Okay. Look, she's obviously managing some weight issues.
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Speaker 2: She has a health problem.
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Speaker 1: And the part where... Medication is.
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Speaker 3: part of life?
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Speaker 1: You can either bring the weight down and minimise all the associated health problems that you will have and that as taxpayers, sorry, as taxpayers, we will put the bill on through the health system for the next who knows how long she lives, 30 years.
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Speaker 2: I am a little jealous.
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Speaker 1: You want to Is Zempix expensive, man?
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Speaker 2: Do I need to go to jail to lose a bit of weight over here?
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Speaker 1: And now we've got to the bottom of what the true motivation of this hit piece is. And look, you don't feel bad because she is one of the most notorious murderers in the history of our country.
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Speaker 2: Do we know? Is she diabetic? Because this is actually a diabetes drug.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: So if she is diabetic, it's a necessary medication for her.
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Speaker 2: To be on.
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Speaker 1: Whether it is or not.
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Speaker 2: We don't even know those details, do we?
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Speaker 1: It's short-term investment, long-term gain. It's a saving, everyone. But the part of the story where this is, I've scrolled down. There's nothing else. They don't talk about the long-term savings. Because you know what doesn't go with this? A long-term savings. Doesn't fit, does it? Doesn't fit at all. Ashley Nolan, do you have a heist update? I do.
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Speaker 4: Well, we've had too.
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Speaker 1: Many weeks heistless. We've been heistless. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Which is not a bad thing. No, we had a heist last week with the Guinness. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: It was a Guinness heist. Good point.
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Speaker 2: Okay, we've been days heist-less.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: People have asked, where's the full version of the Rod and Gabby heist song?
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Speaker 2: It's a full song, guys. We don't have time for that.
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Speaker 1: Let's just see how this goes. We'll squeeze it in before 6.30 if there is time, we'll see. But it's a local heist. Often the heists are international.
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Speaker 5: Yes, this is a local one. So this was a case where four French nationals, stole a haul of luxury goods, millions of dollars worth of goods from a South Canberra home last year. And yeah, this has been in court and it's now been revealed how they identified the Canberra home where they stole these goods from.
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Speaker 1: So the value of how much?
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Speaker 5: Well, it was at first, at first, The figure was $ 10 million worth of luxury goods, but they've now revised that down to $ 2 million because they couldn't prove beyond doubt that some of the items were genuine.
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Speaker 1: What? Yeah.
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Speaker 5: So they don't have receipts, proof of purchase, et cetera, but the victims claim it was about $ 10 million worth, including a $ 5 million watch.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right. So you're looking to get a return on your insurance, obviously. And the insurer's gone, well, do we have any receipts? And they've gone, no. Anyway, that'll be a separate thing. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But imagine if they're telling the truth and the insurers are like, nah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well, you could usually rely upon the insurance guys.
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Speaker 2: To be truthful and honest.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not saying they're not truthful or honest, but I am saying they're dicks. Anyway, so this isn't a random B & E. This isn't a break and enter and just, oh, crikey, guys, there's 10 million bucks worth of stuff in here. Yeah, well, no. This is targeted. Whose house was this?
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Speaker 5: This is super targeted. They even flew from Thailand to Sydney and then made their way to Canberra to get to this home.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 5: So one of the victims posted images of the goods on Instagram. And then one of the thieves used AI to figure out that a cherry blossom tree in one of the images was usually found in Canberra. Another image contained Telstra Tower. And there were photos of a backyard with a swimming pool and tennis court. And so they used ChatGBT to search for suburbs with tennis courts and pools. And that's how they found the home.
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Speaker 2: That's insane.
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Speaker 1: There's a guy on Instagram who does this. And he says, challenge me. Send me just a picture of, you know, you holding a glass. And I'll work out exactly where in the world you are. And he uses all those tools. No. And he does. He goes, oh, look at the– he'll look at a coaster. And then he'll look at the type of timber that the table underneath the beer is made of. And he works it all out. And he always finds the location.
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Speaker 2: That is crazy.
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Speaker 3: It just shocks me, though, that– People are coming international to Canberra for a heist.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like there's richer people elsewhere. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: But maybe because in Canberra we feel so safe, the security's a bit lax.
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Speaker 1: And also, you've got to remember, whoever was talking a good game on socials about their staff said they had 10 mil. These guys have flown all the way over here. And there's only 10 mil? Only 2 mil?
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Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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Speaker 4: The world is doomed.
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Speaker 1: That is a fantastic old-fashioned heist Canberra style.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: It's still kind of international.
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Speaker 2: Up my security for my $ 2, 000 worth of goods. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I feel like you're okay.
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Speaker 2: I think I'm alright.
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Speaker 1: No one's travelling from anywhere. Don't we all feel better about the lack of stuff we have? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But it's time to pound the alarm. Okay, there's been a recall. A product recall.
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Speaker 3: We don't always talk about product recalls because they're A diamond doesn't sometimes.
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Speaker 1: And other times they're just alarming. Let's be honest.
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Speaker 2: Well, this is alarming for you.
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Speaker 1: Anything with this is alarming.
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Speaker 2: That's true.
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Speaker 1: That's true.
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Speaker 2: I saw this this morning and I know that you love this product.
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Speaker 3: And so I was like, all right, we better bring it to the table today.
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Speaker 2: Because it's deep heat.
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Speaker 1: I was thinking that this morning.
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Speaker 5: Why?
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Speaker 1: I could just go somewhere. Sometimes you just, like nothing specific happens.
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Speaker 2: Just slather your body just in case.
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Speaker 1: Just to warm it all up. I don't think I'd go top to toe.
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Speaker 2: There's places you don't want to. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: No, there is a recall on deep heat in Australia at the moment. So whether you bought it at any of the supermarkets or chemists, there's a contamination issue for a high level of bacteria in there.
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Speaker 2: But the thing that really stood out to me when I was reading this was The.
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Speaker 1: Bacteria is not the part, the standout part.
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Speaker 2: It's bad, sure.
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Speaker 3: But the problem is they're like, it's a higher than acceptable amount of bacteria and it poses a real problem, especially for people with broken skin. And I'm like, who the hell is putting deep heat on broken skin?
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Speaker 1: It's a good way for us to remove the psychopaths from society.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Don't put deep heat on broken skin, bacteria or not.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like, that is insanity.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no, no. If someone reports to the ER with, oh, the extra bacteria in the deep heat's really done a number on the open wound that I rubbed deep heat into.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Call the police.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 1: The alarm isn't for the bacteria.
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Speaker 2: No, it's for the person.
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Speaker 1: It's for maniacs.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Rubbing deep heat into cuts.
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Speaker 2: That's just so silly. I read it and I'm like, okay, it's not a problem.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Because no one is that silly.
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Speaker 1: You hear about crazy stories over the years, like rock and roll stories of Ozzy Osbourne snorting a line of ants, you know, off the ground at a hotel. Not even Ozzy Osbourne rubbed deep heat into an open wound. All right, well, that was more of a warning than I think we ever could have seen coming.
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Speaker 2: A warning for people you come across.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: More than anything.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all learned a thing. Let's keep an eye out for those psychos today.
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Speaker 4: Not usually in this spot.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 4: So I will explain it a little, that Safira is a human.
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Speaker 1: Hmm.
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Speaker 2: Travelling from the Dark Realm, which is the north.
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Speaker 1: Gabby's writing a novel if you've just joined us. Yes.
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Speaker 2: To the south. It's a romanticism.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And lands as a fairy. There's the romanticism part.
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Speaker 1: What people don't know, if you're not into this world, he's not a miniature fairy.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no. He's a large fairy.
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Speaker 1: He's a big boy.
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Speaker 5: Yes, he is.
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Speaker 2: With big wings. And he.
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Speaker 2: Found her travelling through the forest on the hunt for the Dark Prince and he was like, I'll help you out. Your dad sent me. She was like, great. And then they fell into lust. There's a lot of chemistry going on. They've got feelings being felt.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And then she found out he was the Dark Prince and he was the whole time.
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Speaker 1: Esteemed journalist, actually, Nolan, you have just received this chapter. You haven't pre-read it. We'll all be sharing it together.
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Speaker 2: They just had a steamy night, by the way.
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Speaker 1: Oh, do you need sound effects? Where are we? We left the bedroom. Um....
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: There's no ambience?
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Speaker 2: No, there's not really. It's more just like a lot of... You'll see.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's just see what happens.
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Speaker 2: Maybe a door opening? You could use that.
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Speaker 1: Really not ready for that at all. All right. Whenever you're ready, Nolzi.
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Speaker 5: Okay. Lance woke slowly, his hand reaching across the mattress before his eyes had even opened. The bed was empty... The warmth was gone. His eyes snapped open.
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Speaker 1: Zephira?
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Speaker 5: He scanned the room. She was nowhere to be seen, and then he noticed. Her dagger and her belongings were gone. He was out of bed in an instant, crossing the room and pulling open the door. Silence greeted him. She had left. Lance knew why. He could sense she was going to see her father to find the truth. His name had been hanging between them since she found out the truth. that he was the Dark Prince, the man her father had sent her to kill. He grabbed his coat and a small piece of parchment fell off the table. He unfolded it with trembling fingers, a message in Sephira's handwriting. Don't follow me.
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Speaker 2: I must do this alone.
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Speaker 5: A bitter laugh escaped him.
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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.
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Speaker 5: She was walking straight toward the man who had spent years hiding the truth from her, and he knew what kind of danger waited for her there. And with that, Lance disappeared into the early morning darkness, following the trail she had left behind. Sephira pulled her cloak tightly around her shoulders and hurried toward the boat on the banks of the lake. The water was black, and still... as she climbed inside, making sure not to look deep into the water in fear of what it would show her this time.
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Speaker 1: Hold on. Water lapping? I wasn't ready for that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did tell you.
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Speaker 1: No, no, it's fine. It's completely fine. Very good. The water's lapping. Okay.
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Speaker 5: The oars were heavy in her hands, but she knew she must move fast before Lance could catch up to her. If she saw his face, she wasn't sure she'd be strong enough to leave him behind, but she knew she must in order to get the answers she needed.
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Speaker 1: I've got to be honest, my water lapping game is way off here. I wasn't ready.
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Speaker 2: That's alright, we're done now. That's a dog drinking from a bowl.
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Speaker 1: It's a dog lapping water. This is what happens if I don't have time to prepare the sound effects.
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Speaker 2: My apologies. I did not think of the sound effects today.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So what's the name of this lake we're on?
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I forget.
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Speaker 2: Did it have a name? There was a name?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: If you look into it, it shows you your deepest desires.
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Speaker 1: It's the Lake of Hot Desires.
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Speaker 2: Something like that.
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Speaker 1: And when you look into it.
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Speaker 5: Oh, it's the Lake of Desire or something like that.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: Sure.
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Speaker 1: Hot, you add it in there. Well, I'm just basing it on what we saw last time we were in the lake.
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Speaker 2: That's when she realised she was into Lance. Because she saw them.
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Speaker 1: In the water. So next episode, she'll look in the lake.
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Speaker 2: What will she see this time? Or maybe she won't.
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Speaker 1: I'm confident she will.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if she will.
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Speaker 1: She's going to resist the temptation?
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Speaker 2: I think so.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Important episode.
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Speaker 2: She's got more important things to do.
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Speaker 1: Okay. But what we learned was we're inside the mind of a guy who we're not sure if we can trust either way. And he's concerned for her safety. And he knows what lies ahead. And he needs to get going.
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Speaker 2: Or is he worried she'll find out?
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Speaker 1: What he's just told her was all a lie. Yes, the truth. Okay, well, there's a lot to learn in the next instalment of Fortune Favors, The Forbidden Fairy.
Speaker 1: On Canberra's Hit 104.7, it's Rod and Gabby Racked. Tabloid Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: Okay, we don't normally get into the salacious gossip.
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Speaker 1: We don't, but on Tabloid News Tuesday, we follow the lead of the major breakfast TV shows, Channel 7, Channel 9, Sunrise, and whatever the other one's called, Today.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 1: And they're tabloiding it up for a Tuesday. Okay. Great to have you on board wherever you're joining us, across the capital or around Australia on the No Nonsense News Podcast. We've got a sunrise seconds away. Daylight's happening early, isn't it?
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Speaker 2: Very early. I was walking just to the studio about five minutes ago. I'm like, what? Why is it not dark? It's great.
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Speaker 1: Because it's Tabloid News Tuesday.
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Speaker 3: It's a few weeks and then we're into Daylight Savings, so it'll get dark.
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Speaker 2: Again in the morning.
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Speaker 1: Sorry. Oh, okay. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's going to get dark again early. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: It took a minute for your brain to catch up.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's Tabloid News Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: You're not here about the facts.
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Speaker 1: That's right. I am not letting that. That's the great thing about Tabloid News Tuesday. The facts have got no place here. No place. I'll tell you what does have a place here. Taxpayers footing the bill on mushroom murderer weight loss drugs. Oh, what? You're paying the cash while she's behind bars. This is the lead story on the 7 and 9, like on real news channels.
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Speaker 3: I feel like there's more to this story than that headline.
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Speaker 1: There's no. The only thing more to this story, you know, would be common sense, but there will certainly be none of that on tabloid news Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: This music is confronting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's Tuesday. Okay, now this story, obviously, it's a Victorian prison, so let's go straight to the front page of the Herald Sun. Okay. Where's the... The tabs are on the side again. Oh, I hate that.
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Speaker 2: Mine hasn't updated to that, and I hope it doesn't.
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Speaker 1: Google crime, you're killing us in here. Just cut this music for a second. That's a lot. It promotes a lot of panic as you're trying to work out where the tabs have been moved to by Google.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Herald Sun. Herald Sun, here we go. Infamous mushroom cook and self-professed binge eater. Oh, sorry. You've got to use the music. Infamous mushroom cook and self-professed binge eater. Erin Patterson is getting taxpayer-funded a Zempik in jail as she awaits news on a possible retrial. Okay. Look, she's obviously managing some weight issues.
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Speaker 2: She has a health problem.
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Speaker 1: And the part where... Medication is.
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Speaker 3: part of life?
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Speaker 1: You can either bring the weight down and minimise all the associated health problems that you will have and that as taxpayers, sorry, as taxpayers, we will put the bill on through the health system for the next who knows how long she lives, 30 years.
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Speaker 2: I am a little jealous.
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Speaker 1: You want to Is Zempix expensive, man?
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Speaker 2: Do I need to go to jail to lose a bit of weight over here?
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Speaker 1: And now we've got to the bottom of what the true motivation of this hit piece is. And look, you don't feel bad because she is one of the most notorious murderers in the history of our country.
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Speaker 2: Do we know? Is she diabetic? Because this is actually a diabetes drug.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: So if she is diabetic, it's a necessary medication for her.
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Speaker 2: To be on.
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Speaker 1: Whether it is or not.
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Speaker 2: We don't even know those details, do we?
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Speaker 1: It's short-term investment, long-term gain. It's a saving, everyone. But the part of the story where this is, I've scrolled down. There's nothing else. They don't talk about the long-term savings. Because you know what doesn't go with this? A long-term savings. Doesn't fit, does it? Doesn't fit at all. Ashley Nolan, do you have a heist update? I do.
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Speaker 4: Well, we've had too.
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Speaker 1: Many weeks heistless. We've been heistless. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Which is not a bad thing. No, we had a heist last week with the Guinness. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: It was a Guinness heist. Good point.
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Speaker 2: Okay, we've been days heist-less.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: People have asked, where's the full version of the Rod and Gabby heist song?
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Speaker 2: It's a full song, guys. We don't have time for that.
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Speaker 1: Let's just see how this goes. We'll squeeze it in before 6.30 if there is time, we'll see. But it's a local heist. Often the heists are international.
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Speaker 5: Yes, this is a local one. So this was a case where four French nationals, stole a haul of luxury goods, millions of dollars worth of goods from a South Canberra home last year. And yeah, this has been in court and it's now been revealed how they identified the Canberra home where they stole these goods from.
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Speaker 1: So the value of how much?
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Speaker 5: Well, it was at first, at first, The figure was $ 10 million worth of luxury goods, but they've now revised that down to $ 2 million because they couldn't prove beyond doubt that some of the items were genuine.
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Speaker 1: What? Yeah.
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Speaker 5: So they don't have receipts, proof of purchase, et cetera, but the victims claim it was about $ 10 million worth, including a $ 5 million watch.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right. So you're looking to get a return on your insurance, obviously. And the insurer's gone, well, do we have any receipts? And they've gone, no. Anyway, that'll be a separate thing. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But imagine if they're telling the truth and the insurers are like, nah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well, you could usually rely upon the insurance guys.
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Speaker 2: To be truthful and honest.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not saying they're not truthful or honest, but I am saying they're dicks. Anyway, so this isn't a random B & E. This isn't a break and enter and just, oh, crikey, guys, there's 10 million bucks worth of stuff in here. Yeah, well, no. This is targeted. Whose house was this?
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Speaker 5: This is super targeted. They even flew from Thailand to Sydney and then made their way to Canberra to get to this home.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 5: So one of the victims posted images of the goods on Instagram. And then one of the thieves used AI to figure out that a cherry blossom tree in one of the images was usually found in Canberra. Another image contained Telstra Tower. And there were photos of a backyard with a swimming pool and tennis court. And so they used ChatGBT to search for suburbs with tennis courts and pools. And that's how they found the home.
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Speaker 2: That's insane.
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Speaker 1: There's a guy on Instagram who does this. And he says, challenge me. Send me just a picture of, you know, you holding a glass. And I'll work out exactly where in the world you are. And he uses all those tools. No. And he does. He goes, oh, look at the– he'll look at a coaster. And then he'll look at the type of timber that the table underneath the beer is made of. And he works it all out. And he always finds the location.
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Speaker 2: That is crazy.
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Speaker 3: It just shocks me, though, that– People are coming international to Canberra for a heist.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like there's richer people elsewhere. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: But maybe because in Canberra we feel so safe, the security's a bit lax.
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Speaker 1: And also, you've got to remember, whoever was talking a good game on socials about their staff said they had 10 mil. These guys have flown all the way over here. And there's only 10 mil? Only 2 mil?
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Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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Speaker 4: The world is doomed.
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Speaker 1: That is a fantastic old-fashioned heist Canberra style.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: It's still kind of international.
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Speaker 2: Up my security for my $ 2, 000 worth of goods. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I feel like you're okay.
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Speaker 2: I think I'm alright.
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Speaker 1: No one's travelling from anywhere. Don't we all feel better about the lack of stuff we have? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But it's time to pound the alarm. Okay, there's been a recall. A product recall.
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Speaker 3: We don't always talk about product recalls because they're A diamond doesn't sometimes.
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Speaker 1: And other times they're just alarming. Let's be honest.
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Speaker 2: Well, this is alarming for you.
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Speaker 1: Anything with this is alarming.
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Speaker 2: That's true.
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Speaker 1: That's true.
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Speaker 2: I saw this this morning and I know that you love this product.
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Speaker 3: And so I was like, all right, we better bring it to the table today.
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Speaker 2: Because it's deep heat.
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Speaker 1: I was thinking that this morning.
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Speaker 5: Why?
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Speaker 1: I could just go somewhere. Sometimes you just, like nothing specific happens.
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Speaker 2: Just slather your body just in case.
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Speaker 1: Just to warm it all up. I don't think I'd go top to toe.
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Speaker 2: There's places you don't want to. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: No, there is a recall on deep heat in Australia at the moment. So whether you bought it at any of the supermarkets or chemists, there's a contamination issue for a high level of bacteria in there.
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Speaker 2: But the thing that really stood out to me when I was reading this was The.
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Speaker 1: Bacteria is not the part, the standout part.
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Speaker 2: It's bad, sure.
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Speaker 3: But the problem is they're like, it's a higher than acceptable amount of bacteria and it poses a real problem, especially for people with broken skin. And I'm like, who the hell is putting deep heat on broken skin?
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Speaker 1: It's a good way for us to remove the psychopaths from society.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Don't put deep heat on broken skin, bacteria or not.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like, that is insanity.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no, no. If someone reports to the ER with, oh, the extra bacteria in the deep heat's really done a number on the open wound that I rubbed deep heat into.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Call the police.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 1: The alarm isn't for the bacteria.
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Speaker 2: No, it's for the person.
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Speaker 1: It's for maniacs.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Rubbing deep heat into cuts.
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Speaker 2: That's just so silly. I read it and I'm like, okay, it's not a problem.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Because no one is that silly.
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Speaker 1: You hear about crazy stories over the years, like rock and roll stories of Ozzy Osbourne snorting a line of ants, you know, off the ground at a hotel. Not even Ozzy Osbourne rubbed deep heat into an open wound. All right, well, that was more of a warning than I think we ever could have seen coming.
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Speaker 2: A warning for people you come across.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: More than anything.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all learned a thing. Let's keep an eye out for those psychos today.
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Speaker 4: Not usually in this spot.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 4: So I will explain it a little, that Safira is a human.
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Speaker 1: Hmm.
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Speaker 2: Travelling from the Dark Realm, which is the north.
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Speaker 1: Gabby's writing a novel if you've just joined us. Yes.
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Speaker 2: To the south. It's a romanticism.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And lands as a fairy. There's the romanticism part.
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Speaker 1: What people don't know, if you're not into this world, he's not a miniature fairy.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no. He's a large fairy.
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Speaker 1: He's a big boy.
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Speaker 5: Yes, he is.
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Speaker 2: With big wings. And he.
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Speaker 2: Found her travelling through the forest on the hunt for the Dark Prince and he was like, I'll help you out. Your dad sent me. She was like, great. And then they fell into lust. There's a lot of chemistry going on. They've got feelings being felt.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: And then she found out he was the Dark Prince and he was the whole time.
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Speaker 1: Esteemed journalist, actually, Nolan, you have just received this chapter. You haven't pre-read it. We'll all be sharing it together.
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Speaker 2: They just had a steamy night, by the way.
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Speaker 1: Oh, do you need sound effects? Where are we? We left the bedroom. Um....
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: There's no ambience?
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Speaker 2: No, there's not really. It's more just like a lot of... You'll see.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's just see what happens.
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Speaker 2: Maybe a door opening? You could use that.
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Speaker 1: Really not ready for that at all. All right. Whenever you're ready, Nolzi.
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Speaker 5: Okay. Lance woke slowly, his hand reaching across the mattress before his eyes had even opened. The bed was empty... The warmth was gone. His eyes snapped open.
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Speaker 1: Zephira?
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Speaker 5: He scanned the room. She was nowhere to be seen, and then he noticed. Her dagger and her belongings were gone. He was out of bed in an instant, crossing the room and pulling open the door. Silence greeted him. She had left. Lance knew why. He could sense she was going to see her father to find the truth. His name had been hanging between them since she found out the truth. that he was the Dark Prince, the man her father had sent her to kill. He grabbed his coat and a small piece of parchment fell off the table. He unfolded it with trembling fingers, a message in Sephira's handwriting. Don't follow me.
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Speaker 2: I must do this alone.
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Speaker 5: A bitter laugh escaped him.
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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.
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Speaker 5: She was walking straight toward the man who had spent years hiding the truth from her, and he knew what kind of danger waited for her there. And with that, Lance disappeared into the early morning darkness, following the trail she had left behind. Sephira pulled her cloak tightly around her shoulders and hurried toward the boat on the banks of the lake. The water was black, and still... as she climbed inside, making sure not to look deep into the water in fear of what it would show her this time.
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Speaker 1: Hold on. Water lapping? I wasn't ready for that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did tell you.
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Speaker 1: No, no, it's fine. It's completely fine. Very good. The water's lapping. Okay.
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Speaker 5: The oars were heavy in her hands, but she knew she must move fast before Lance could catch up to her. If she saw his face, she wasn't sure she'd be strong enough to leave him behind, but she knew she must in order to get the answers she needed.
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Speaker 1: I've got to be honest, my water lapping game is way off here. I wasn't ready.
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Speaker 2: That's alright, we're done now. That's a dog drinking from a bowl.
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Speaker 1: It's a dog lapping water. This is what happens if I don't have time to prepare the sound effects.
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Speaker 2: My apologies. I did not think of the sound effects today.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So what's the name of this lake we're on?
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I forget.
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Speaker 2: Did it have a name? There was a name?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: If you look into it, it shows you your deepest desires.
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Speaker 1: It's the Lake of Hot Desires.
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Speaker 2: Something like that.
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Speaker 1: And when you look into it.
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Speaker 5: Oh, it's the Lake of Desire or something like that.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: Sure.
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Speaker 1: Hot, you add it in there. Well, I'm just basing it on what we saw last time we were in the lake.
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Speaker 2: That's when she realised she was into Lance. Because she saw them.
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Speaker 1: In the water. So next episode, she'll look in the lake.
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Speaker 2: What will she see this time? Or maybe she won't.
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Speaker 1: I'm confident she will.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if she will.
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Speaker 1: She's going to resist the temptation?
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Speaker 2: I think so.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Important episode.
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Speaker 2: She's got more important things to do.
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Speaker 1: Okay. But what we learned was we're inside the mind of a guy who we're not sure if we can trust either way. And he's concerned for her safety. And he knows what lies ahead. And he needs to get going.
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Speaker 2: Or is he worried she'll find out?
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Speaker 1: What he's just told her was all a lie. Yes, the truth. Okay, well, there's a lot to learn in the next instalment of Fortune Favors, The Forbidden Fairy.
