Two Numbers, One Stack, No Cement Shoes

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Guys, a lot to talk about tonight. It's been
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a minute. We're overcoming a lot of obstacles
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to get together, but we're doing it nonetheless.
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Guests coming up. We've got a possible Devin
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McCordy, Yale baseball coach, Brian Ham, and
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others. Stay tuned. Baseball is more than heating
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up, coming down to the wire. In the AL, East,
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the Rays are up five on your Yanks. Actually,
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it might be four and a half today. White Sox
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in the Central, two and a half over the Indians.
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That's right, I said Indians. And the Stroes
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two up on the Rangers. In the NL, we're looking
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at the Braves, Brewers and Dodgers, but who cares?
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I'm interested in the guy who throws a million
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miles an hour. I want the wild card Phillies
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to make some noise. Donny ball game. The AL race
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right now is still going on. Well, they're both
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going on for the wild card. But if the season
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ended today, the Indians would visit the Astros
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and the Sox would come into the Bronx. More on
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that in a minute. In the NL, The Padres will
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go to the Braves. And the Donnie -led Phillies
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will bring the fightin' Phillies into Chicago
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and face that punk outfielder they got that everyone's
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in love with. Little too flashy for a baseball
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guy for me. He's pretty good. He's good. Let's
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talk Yanks. I know everyone wanted to start somewhere
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else. We're gonna start Yanks. They got one more
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with the Angels tonight, then three in San Diego.
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Then we come home for three against the Rockies
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and three against the Cross City rival. the Metropolitan's,
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and they visit the Twinkies and Dbacks for three
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each. That's 16 total before the grand finale,
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which is seven at home, four against the Rays
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who they're trailing by four and a half as of
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today, and three versus the Surging Orioles,
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all at the state, the house that Jeter built.
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Besides the A's, everyone else the Rays plays
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are in contention for a spot here, not the Yanks.
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Got a favorable schedule. Guys, In comparison,
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Angry Jay. Guys, who wins the ALEs? Yanks or
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the Rays? Rays going away. All right, I'll go
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Yanks. Write that down. Yeah, okay. As far as
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the Yanks go, when Judgy comes back, lineup changes
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drastically. What are they gonna do? Jones or
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Grisham gets the third outfield spot. Do you
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know and do you care? Yes. It should be Jones.
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It'll be Grisham. I heard an interview he had
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on, what was it? One of those podcasts he's on
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every once in a while. And he got called out,
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but he was like talking all the good stuff about
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Grisham. So I guess you don't play the better
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player. That was evidence last year with Verdugo.
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Was that last year? No, it was two years ago.
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Well, whenever it was. That was the World Series
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year? Yeah, Verdugo. Oh my God. We have Grisham
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sitting 200. He's the worst batting average as
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a leadoff hitter in Yankee history. And they
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claim he's a great outfielder. He's lazy. He
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doesn't throw the ball in. And even with all
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those math debts, he's like negative something.
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He's getting some extra stolen bases now too,
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right? He's horrific. Close. All right. How about
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Stan? How about Stan? Relax. Moving on. He heard
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the other one. What are we going to do? What
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a gamer, dude. The strength of the Yanks going
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into the postseason now is how they set the team
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up. Cole. Shlitty. They're free. They throw 70
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pitchers a piece. It's only a three game series.
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So Radon, he goes to the bullpen, right? I would
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imagine. Hopefully don't pull a Nester with him.
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But so Radon, Heal, Schmidt and Warren join a
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bullpen that's already got some strengths. Guys,
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let's make our World Series predictions right
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now. Don Father. Yankees Dodgers. Crocker. Still
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pondering Dodgers for one. I'm not sure who's
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the other you got a guess Yanks Studio engineer
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Kevin Ross, I missed the question who's gonna
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play in a World Series He's good at sound friends
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Let me go Dodgers that's only one team you have
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to play another one you need an opponent raise
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Angry. I'll go Rays and I'll go Brewers. Okay.
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Definitely going Dodgers or I'm definitely going
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Yanks Phillies for a Donnie ball game like. Is
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that a wish or a prediction? I think it's going
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to happen. And I think that we win either way.
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I mean, I mean, if the Yanks either win it or
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we feel great for our guy Donnie. I think that
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falls under prediction. No, I don't know. I'm
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definitely rooting for Donnie too. I mean, yeah.
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I think it can happen. As you probably figured
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out, I forgot to introduce my panel here. The
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Donfather, the host. Angry Jay. Angrier than
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ever, he missed the last one. Bullshit. Crocker.
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I'm here. Ghost Dealers. And Studio Engineer.
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Hola. Kevin Ross. All right. How are the rates
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so good with the payroll half the size of the...
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The organization is built on toughness. drafting
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tough players and developing them, and then letting
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them go. Anti -Yankees. I know, but the letting
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them go thing is tough for any business, I would
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think. You get this asset, and you groom it,
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and it's the best it can be, and then you just
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let it walk. Who have they really paid? Jay,
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who have they paid? Longoria, maybe? Longoria,
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I'm not sure what to think of. Did they pay Casimir?
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He didn't turn up. No, they paid Carl Crawford
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a little bit, but they paid him really early.
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And then he got a humongous contract. He just
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got a new stadium approved, right? Tampa? Yeah.
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Big time surprise. No, nobody. The Brewers are
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the best run organization in baseball. Like what
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the Rays close second. Because the Brewers actually
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pay some other guys, too. Yeah. They take guys
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out, too, when they don't run. Did you see that?
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That was unbelievable. Rockies, too, right? Yeah.
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I mean, can you imagine if that was Boone? He
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would've patted him on the back, said he was
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busting it. Well, you know, whatever, man. The
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weather's tough. All right, everybody. You know
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what time it is. Some of you have already had
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one, which I think is a tad early. And a lot
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of you, they're coming up tonight, tomorrow,
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all weekend, Monday, Tuesday. It's fantasy draft
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season. And for this, we're bringing in the Don
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father for his special. segment. And when the
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Don father talks fantasy, he transforms from
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the Don father to the draft day consigliati.
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Don father. It's like Christmas right now, right?
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It's draft season. I mean, it's I've already
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had a couple. I get a couple coming up. Just
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talking about draft strategy. I was talking to
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Mac about this last week We're in a couple drafts
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together and one against them one with them a
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new strategy I was kind of it's not my own but
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I kind of copied it from somebody else is Not
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the stack that people usually worry about stacking
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the quarterback receiver stack It's the quarterback
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running back stack. So you take that, what's
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supposed to be a high powered offense, as long
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as you're not taking anybody in the first couple
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of rounds, get that later stack with the quarterbacks,
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you in essence get all their points. Example,
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John Ray Swift, K .O. Wilson. Swift's going late
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fourth round, Wilson's going whatever, eighth
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-ish round. Mean installment on guys back those
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touch that they're gonna get every touchdown
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those two whether it's a pass or a run with the
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Caleb runs it Swift runs X Which catches a pass
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whatever they're gonna get all of them another
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good stack. I like Javante Williams. She's going
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a little earlier than I think he should With
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Dak Prescott. I think that's another great stack
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is Dak You're gonna get as I think he's going
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off the board at a quarterback 10 or 11 Stacking
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with Javante. They have nobody else that's gonna
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get any goal line carries. So those two are gonna
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get 90 % of them let's stack those guys though
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I would say I think they're going to score. Yeah,
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I sort of lie, but do you want the quarterback
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and the running back? Yep. I do. I'm not in love
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with that. I'd rather do that than a quarterback
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receiver because he has two other receivers.
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Unless it's Devante. Unless it's Devante, touchdown
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machine. Yeah, I mean, it depends on when your
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draft is, what positions you are, what your format
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is too. But in a non PPR, I love that strategy.
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PPR, maybe it doesn't work quite as well. Don
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Father, if you get C .D. in the first round.
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Yeah. I mean, where does he fall? Eight, nine,
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something like that. He's probably at probably
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the end of the first round. Probably nine. End
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of the first round. Would you still stack Cowboys
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after that? That's that's the one that was available
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to you. I would still consider Dak, but nobody
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else. I wouldn't take anybody else. Would you
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stack Stafford and Williams? Yes. OK. And don't
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forget, last year, Hertz and Barclay. I mean,
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I mean, that's high. And that one's tricky because,
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yeah, they're all Barclays. Probably going in
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2 -1, 2 -1, 2 -2 that area. Like the first three
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picks in the second round. How about the two
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giants that are going to get their necks broken
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by the third week? I shouldn't have said that.
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That's bad. I got neighbors wait third round
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in a draft the last night and I could have gotten
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scat right after that and I couldn't do it. I
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can't take too much risk on the same team. They
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have one bad game and that's an automatic L.
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You guys see that the teammates are getting a
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little sick of his funny guy act? Yeah, he's
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being too tough. Do you believe it or no? Like
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is that an Instagram? you know, propaganda. Well,
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somebody said that that that's happening in their
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practices because he's hitting guys too hard.
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But they said once the regular season starts,
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his teammates are going to be high fiving him
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every time he does it when he walks off the field.
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So I think it's a difference of preseason, regular
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season. You know, the guy that we can't hit,
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but can hit us coming into the line all the time.
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I can see why they'd get frustrated. But when
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he's doing to somebody else and the other team.
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Yeah, at least for weeks one, two and three,
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right? They're going to be the ones high fiving
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him as soon as he walks off. You think his room
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at his new house? is like a blue tent, like as
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master suite. They've been dark and they're two
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bedroom. One other thing I like, I did talk about
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the stack QBs. When you're drafting like quarterbacks,
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like look at the Vegas odds over in our touchdowns,
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cause that's really all that matters. I mean,
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yeah, of course rushing yards to a certain extent.
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If you're looking at Josh Allen or Omar or Jane
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Danos, but make it like a statue, like a Stafford
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or a Burrow. They're not going to run for five
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yards all season like our Brady. Maybe they sneak
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in one touchdown. I mean, that's about it. Like
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Joe Burroughs getting drafted two rounds ahead
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of Matthew Stafford and they're predicted one
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touchdown difference. Burroughs predicted for
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thirty two and a half. Stafford's predicted thirty
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one and a half. They're getting drafted. He's
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getting drafted 20 picks out of them. Gun to
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your head, everybody. Burroughs, Brown, Stafford
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Williams. Rams or Bengals, who are you taking?
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Oh, Burroughs, Brown in a second. Yeah, I'm taking
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the Bengals, though. Yeah, great. Only because
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they'll be behind a little bit. Yeah, they'll
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be on offense the whole time. Yeah. They said
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they beefed up their defense, right? Loving T
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Higgins, by the way. I love him as well, as long
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as Burrow's there. T Higgins is not burrow -proof.
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Jamar Chase is burrow -proof. He can put up numbers
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without Burrow. But T Higgins can't. Chase Brown
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can score without Burrow too, but they all are
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better with him. Chase Brown was bad a couple
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years ago, without. Burrow. And Pete Ryan, he's
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still there, but they gave him a lot more carries.
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Last year, I think Chase Brown got 72 percent,
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I think, the carry. So they kind of catch a lot
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of passes too. Chase Brown. How about Bacon?
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What's his nuts? Running back, Bucky Irving.
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Bucky. I don't have a lot of faith in Bucky.
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I think he's one or two bad games or fumbles
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or injuries away from Gainwell. Replace him in
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the starting lineup. Bakes got something to prove.
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I mean, the game was going to mean everything.
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He's not happy that I didn't get a contract extension.
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Yeah, he did say he said they're going to regret
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it. He said I'm going to put up it was it's going
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to be a year for me without a book has got to
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get healthy because Godwin is your only threat
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is not going to get him over the promised land
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for him dropping like 30 touchdowns. But I think
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he's a great late round guy. Baker Mayfield PPR,
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non PPR touchdown only. I mean, is there a lot
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of formats where Gibbs doesn't go one? I mean,
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maybe you roll the dice and take maybe be John
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maybe not maybe standard He doesn't go one because
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he catches so many passes. Okay? Angry Jay our
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touchdown guys won't listen to this podcast by
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the time we have our draft will Derek Henry Be
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a first -round pick and his draft. Absolutely
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People still have faith in King Henry, huh? He
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scores touchdowns, man. He scores touchdowns.
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And I think Omar is going to run less this year,
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my own opinion. I'm thinking he's got to save
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himself for the Jets that you're after. That's.
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What? That's going to happen. Omar to the Jets.
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And then Tomlin. Not the Jets get the number
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one pick. They're going to take Arch Manning
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unless he pulls a knee eye and just decide to
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sit out and. Or Arch. Yeah, they're going to
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take Arch with. Would you rather have Arch or
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Lamar? Right now? Yeah. Arch. What? You have
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him for the next 10 years, Omar. He gets three
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more years. What? Arch Manning isn't a good player,
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dude. He would have been the number one draft
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pick last year. I know. He's not good. Tell me
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right now. Is that a poof sound? Don't take Lamar.
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He's not done anything yet. We digress, Don Father,
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consigliati. No, no, I mean... some guys people
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writing off like Travis Kelsey who I can't stand
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him he's one of my least favorite NFL players
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of all time he's getting drafted like tight end
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12 he's gonna put up tight end top eight numbers
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like I would take him in every league if I can
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get him in the 10th round where he's going I
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agree every league I'm in I'm taking Travis Kelsey
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touchdown only league I take him in a second
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he's gonna catch eight touchdowns no less PPR
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is still good yeah there's only one other pass
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catcher on the team Rashid Rice is the only one,
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and God knows if he can make it through a season
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without getting arrested or injured. I mean,
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Xavier Worthy can't catch a pass. Keenan had
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trouble coming out of the... He runs fast though.
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Keenan had trouble coming out of lockup if you
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saw that video. Hey, Jeremiah Love, do we believe
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in him? Yes. I believe in him. Do you believe
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in Arizona? No. Well, they're saying Connor might
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be on the move. Connor's out for four games anyways,
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right? Yeah. My only problem with Price, I mean,
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with Love, who I think is fantastic, When it
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comes to that last four or five games in Arizona's
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two and 12, are they going to bubble wrap them
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and just put them on the bench and wait to try
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to get top three draft pick and get a quarterback?
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Fair point, fair point. Are they going to let
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them play during your fantasy playoffs? Do we
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believe in price in Seattle with Walker gone?
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I believe in his opportunity right away, right?
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Charbonneau is out for a minimum of four weeks.
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He's going to get 75 % of the carries, at least
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the first month of the season. Problem is they'd
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have a their schedule is not easy in Seattle.
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You know the point of Super Bowl schedule now,
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so somehow the NFC still has like the toughest
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schedule like every year, but I Do believe in
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price. I think he's gonna get a lot of opportunity,
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but it's Sam Darnall second day I don't know
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how good he is balls. Oh, he's gonna get plenty
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opportunity Charbony comes back. He's gonna get
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some goal line some third down How about the
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receiver in Philly we believe in him one lemon?
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Devante Smith or lemon The rookie. Ah, Makai
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Lemon now. No. Do you not believe him or you
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don't see anything yet? He's been hurt since
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they drafted him. He played in one, he didn't
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do any of the OTAs and he played in one preseason
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game and he had three catches for three yards.
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Not really impressive. He doesn't like advice
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from his the best riders she around the team.
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So who else is he gonna throw to? I mean got
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her before he gets hurt got her dot Tavey and
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Wicks. We got Hollywood, bro Wicks looks good.
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You know, he's not bad. Yeah, that's what I'm
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saying We got Elijah Moore like we're not bad,
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dude angry Jay. I know you're a Subscriber to
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the Phil of Philadelphia Eagles publication,
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whatever it's called digest. Whatever it's called.
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What was it called? Ego's Digest. Ego's Digest.
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Do you still have it? No. Is it digital? Okay.
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Well, you used to write in, get some of your
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stuff published and whatnot. So obviously you
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don't miss much. I listened to a podcast last
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week, Randall Cunningham on all the smoke. And
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what a good human being, first of all. He's a
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great guy. I mean, no one I know can be like
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that. He's just too good of a human. But I didn't
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know who his brother was. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
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no one will care about this but you but do you
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remember as a cowboy fan back when it was hard
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to come by jerseys I had a randall jersey it
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was the kelly green one yeah it was russell athletic
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yeah and the sleeves went down to like almost
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past your elbow you know to me it was the actual
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game jersey yeah so my friend from yukon a former
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roommate ben kohler you remember ben yeah he
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sent a picture of me the other day of him wearing
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it at a scrimmage game He still has it. And he
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was getting heckled for the people that had the
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throwback Nike one of the same jersey because
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it looks cooler. And he's like, no, I'm good
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with this one. Better for 35 years. Good for
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him. Shut off the bank. Glad he took it from
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him. By the way, one interesting, just one flyer.
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Carnell Tate hasn't done much because what's
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it? Cam Ward's look so horrendous in preseason.
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His Vegas over -unders, 90 receptions, 1 ,012
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yards. Who? Colonel Tate. No way. That's what
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Vegas is saying. That's what his pre -season
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predicts, as of a week ago. Pre -season. I mean,
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they don't have any. Wendell Robinson, who's
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a little dinged up, right? Him. Yeah. Where's
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Breece Algo? Third round. Third? Mid -third round,
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yeah. Bob Wilson. Wait, third round. This is
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my jet check -in. I like Wilson a lot. I think
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he put up numbers with Justin Fields until he
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got hurt last year. And he's always got a guy
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who can actually throw the ball. He doesn't score
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touchdowns. He does catch a lot of passes. And
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he will this year, I agree. But he doesn't score
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a lot of touchdowns. I don't think the Jets are
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going to score. I agree. Yeah, that's part of
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the problem. The Jets don't score touchdowns.
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That's why I prefer him over Breece Hall, because
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Breece Hall is probably going to be more touchdown
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dependent. And they have three running backs.
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Braylon Allen's there. I mean, their line is
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probably still questionable. But they get to
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play the Dolphins twice, so I mean, they're gonna
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score those two games. Who's the first quarterback
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to go? Oh, Josh Allen. Obviously, second. Omar.
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Really? Three. After that, you got a choice between
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Burrow and Jayden Daniels. I take Burrow, because
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I don't think Jayden Daniels is gonna have a
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good year. I think his line is completely broken.
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Where's Hurtsville? He's dropping, and I like
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him where he's dropping to. He's going like quarterback
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seven or eight now, in some drafts I've seen.
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How about that? He's run nine to ten. How about
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Trevor Lawrence? He's like great, upside -down.
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Six or seven. And you can't forget, he threw
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a lot of touchdowns last year, and he's got weapons
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everywhere. He was very good in first fantasy,
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Trevor Lawrence, last year. He might be a sleeper
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this year. Did you see this, by the way? The
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Tyler Shuck guy. He's older than Trevor Lawrence.
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Yeah. Yeah. I didn't see that. I think I was,
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yeah, I was like, wow, you know, this kid had
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a pretty good rookie year, Chuck or whatever.
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I was like, he ain't got a chance. And I was
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listening to a podcast and I'm like, yeah, he's
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a few months older, Trevor Lawrence, who's been
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in the NFL for five years, six years. Pivoting
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away from fantasy, just to football, what do
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you think about the, the ruling with the NFL
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rookies who didn't make the team trying to get
00:23:07.230 --> 00:23:09.549
back into college football? That's awful. Terrible.
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Joke. Unless you're Wayne Kiffin, right? He was
00:23:11.769 --> 00:23:15.029
begging for him to come to his team. It's unbelievable.
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That's awful. I don't We talked about this before
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but it's got to stop at some point It's got to
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stop at something like that. I don't need to
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see 26 year old guys and In college. Yeah, it's
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just terrible. We're supposed to be getting better,
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isn't it? Yeah, we're supposed to be getting
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better. Now you get to try out and if you don't
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make an NFL team, you're like, I'm gonna come
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back. You can play tight end for LSU or, you
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know, like, come on. But then the one thing I
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said, I don't know if it was Godel who said it
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or one of the attorneys at NFL said like, if
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you enter the NFL draft, like you can only enter
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the draft once. If you get drafted and you don't
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make a team, you can never enter the NFL Draft
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again. You have one opportunity to enter the
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NFL Draft. So we should be. Absolutely. I'm glad
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the NFL is saying that. So we're saying college
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is doing just the opposite and you don't make
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a team. Yeah. NFL is saying you declare for the
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draft. That's your one chance to be eligible
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for the draft. You want to go back to college?
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And then if you're good, you can get a first
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round draft pick and then buy you. Go to a practice
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spot, do something like that. Our teams might
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not like might not mind that. Yeah, but the big
00:24:16.849 --> 00:24:18.630
thing is that NFL can't do anything about it
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other than what they're doing. I mean, the colleges
00:24:20.609 --> 00:24:23.430
can and they can just say, well, you declared
00:24:23.430 --> 00:24:24.710
that you were going to be a professional now
00:24:24.710 --> 00:24:28.970
you can't play. They said we will not allow it.
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If they step on the field, that's a loss. That
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game they step on, that's an automatic loss.
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There are many players in the NFL who are much
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better after 25. Other than mentally picking
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up the game, so maybe a quarterback, some of
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these guys who've developed late, but physically
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and athletically, I don't think anyone over 25
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is gonna all of a sudden stand out. Yeah, I agree.
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And these college programs are like... basically
00:24:58.269 --> 00:25:00.490
NFL programs anyway, you know. Don't want to
00:25:00.490 --> 00:25:02.049
stick your head up and think I want him as Lane
00:25:02.049 --> 00:25:03.970
Kiffin. You don't want that saying, I want these
00:25:03.970 --> 00:25:05.369
guys. He wants to start winning now he's getting
00:25:05.369 --> 00:25:06.710
paid more money. The big difference between college
00:25:06.710 --> 00:25:09.990
and NFL is they practice full speed. You know,
00:25:10.150 --> 00:25:11.450
some guys get hurt because there's the next guy
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up. A lot of times. Big game for LSU this weekend
00:25:14.029 --> 00:25:17.230
too. Clemson LSU. I think you might see that.
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Who's you complaining by the way, you know? Lafayette,
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something like that. Big one. What were we saying,
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Crocker? I mean, if we could get past Lafayette,
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we're good. With the red uniforms. With the new
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red homes. Is there any buzz on this new guy?
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I mean, the UConn coach? I think he's buzzed
00:25:34.819 --> 00:25:38.019
because he signed off on red uniforms, so. Did
00:25:38.019 --> 00:25:41.119
he really? They got red tops. You know, UConn,
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red. I mean, do we have a small bit of red in
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there? You know the reds. Wisconsin, UConn, NC
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State. What are they doing? Indiana. Crocker,
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come on, fire away. No, I was just getting back
00:25:53.430 --> 00:25:55.710
to that 25 year old comment like I think you
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might see somebody get better on the lines offensive
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or defensive Oh, it definitely matters. I mean
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not at the skill positions. They're starting
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to especially the running back position You're
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starting to fade at that point the 25 year almost
00:26:06.410 --> 00:26:09.250
over the hill 26 years old Over the hill running
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back in college in college Oh, man, I was reading
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something about Stignetti today how he runs his
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practices He was talking about like, that's it.
00:26:19.819 --> 00:26:22.059
He only runs his practices for about 90 minutes,
00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:23.660
they said. They said, why do these other teams
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are running their practices two and a half, three
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hours, they signate his practices, 90 minutes.
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Full intensity, no breaks, drill to drill, like
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he's had transfer guys come in saying like. He
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would have dropped an f -bomb saying, this is
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my f -ing time, do not waste a second of my time.
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Because I'm not repeating it right now. He doesn't
00:26:40.250 --> 00:26:42.250
make anybody repeat a drill in practice, ever.
00:26:42.390 --> 00:26:44.109
That's Chip Kelly stuff, yeah. I think it's great.
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And what do you say? We just f -ing win, we don't
00:26:47.710 --> 00:26:49.829
lose. Yeah, he's confident in himself. I'm curious
00:26:49.829 --> 00:26:53.490
as to how they do this year. Who's the quarterback
00:26:53.490 --> 00:26:56.309
they have? What's the kid's name? Should I forget?
00:26:56.329 --> 00:26:59.029
He's good. They bought him too, yeah. By the
00:26:59.029 --> 00:27:00.650
way, somebody drafted Mendoza in my league last
00:27:00.650 --> 00:27:02.130
night in the seventh round. I'm like, you gotta
00:27:02.130 --> 00:27:04.490
be kidding. It was they named cousin starter
00:27:04.490 --> 00:27:06.690
today. I was cheering. It's a gift. It's a gift
00:27:06.690 --> 00:27:11.089
for everybody else. Yeah Let's see Mac. What
00:27:11.089 --> 00:27:12.450
do you want to pivot to? I mean, I do have a
00:27:12.450 --> 00:27:14.869
couple are you good with fantasy? Yeah, she's
00:27:14.869 --> 00:27:17.789
good. Yeah consigliati if NFL I had some trivia,
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I mean Now we're gonna go into our first kind
00:27:22.309 --> 00:27:27.390
of contest slash riddle of the night As you know,
00:27:27.670 --> 00:27:30.549
I I'm a Jersey number guy And this is a brand
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new segment brought to you by Skygazer Brewing.
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And this is called... Get ready, guys. This is
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called... The MacScarade Numbers. Jesus. I'm
00:27:44.690 --> 00:27:46.049
gonna give you... You and Jay are the only ones
00:27:46.049 --> 00:27:47.470
that know a number, just so you know. I'm gonna
00:27:47.470 --> 00:27:49.809
give you... I'm out. This is tricky though. Well,
00:27:50.289 --> 00:27:52.369
you don't know them at all, huh? Okay, well chime
00:27:52.369 --> 00:27:54.769
in. Jay, we're gonna go fast. I'll give hints
00:27:54.769 --> 00:27:57.569
and then we'll just zip through these. I'm gonna
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give 12... instances of really good slash great
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players who made more than one number famous
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or were known by more than one number the first
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one you could guess there's a great t -shirt
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:21.059
out there and it's black and purple and gold
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and it says eight slash 24 which I believe was
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Well, OK, Jay. So the consigliati wants to whack
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people here. Yes. So both numbers by the same
00:28:35.819 --> 00:28:38.559
team, though, which I think is neat. Same team.
00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:41.160
Lakers, because they're not all the same team.
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All right. The next one. Only Jay will get it.
00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:47.279
I might have to give the teams real quick. We're
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going baseball 30 and 34. The teams are the 30s
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Mets and Angels, 34 Astros. No one, Ryan. Yeah,
00:29:00.299 --> 00:29:03.359
you got it, man. Good job. Everybody chime in
00:29:03.359 --> 00:29:08.680
on this one. Basketball, 23. And for a snapshot,
00:29:09.380 --> 00:29:13.059
45. MJ, you got it. What was the other number
00:29:13.059 --> 00:29:16.420
he wore? 45. Oh, what? He wore a third number.
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:19.380
What, in the Olympics? Nine. No. Somebody stole
00:29:19.380 --> 00:29:21.150
his jersey. when they played at Orlando. What
00:29:21.150 --> 00:29:24.369
is he, Michael Redd? Or Schoonie Penn? He scored
00:29:24.369 --> 00:29:27.069
45 points and he wore it one time. What was it?
00:29:27.130 --> 00:29:30.009
Number 12. I didn't know that. Look at Jay. Bet
00:29:30.009 --> 00:29:32.829
his trivia right there. Now guys, this nugget
00:29:32.829 --> 00:29:36.250
would not have come up without this Max Garade
00:29:36.250 --> 00:29:40.970
segment. Jay, I'm adding 12 to Michael Jordan.
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Baseball, angry. Numbers nine and 44. He only
00:29:48.970 --> 00:29:53.779
wore nine. with one team, but 44 with a couple.
00:29:56.220 --> 00:29:58.960
Reggie. Yep. Remember how ugly that number nine
00:29:58.960 --> 00:30:01.380
was? Now, the guys like me, I love that yellow
00:30:01.380 --> 00:30:04.539
uniform with the green undershirt. Yeah, I love
00:30:04.539 --> 00:30:07.319
that stuff. Since the Reds had the best one.
00:30:07.700 --> 00:30:11.720
Not one of I like those A's ones. Not one of
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our favorite sports, but seven and seventy seven.
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This hockey yes, Ray Bork also known as Pat Murphy's
00:30:23.609 --> 00:30:29.410
doppelganger Very relevant still active numbers
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23 and 6 and And he gets it and the caveat there
00:30:37.150 --> 00:30:42.109
is that he actually has worn both for the Lakers
00:30:42.490 --> 00:30:46.349
but only 23 for the Cavs and 6 when he took his
00:30:46.349 --> 00:30:48.450
talents to South Beach and embarrassed himself.
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What number is he wearing with the Sixers? Is
00:30:51.029 --> 00:30:54.829
he 23? I think nobody cares. So, yeah. Well,
00:30:54.890 --> 00:30:56.990
it might be nine. The bronze sexual still. Is
00:30:56.990 --> 00:31:00.470
it nine? I have no idea. I'm asking you. Because
00:31:00.470 --> 00:31:01.849
he wears that in the Olympics, right? Or does
00:31:01.849 --> 00:31:04.309
he wear six? I have no idea. I don't know either.
00:31:04.390 --> 00:31:06.329
I don't care. Nobody cares. All right, the next
00:31:06.329 --> 00:31:08.589
one. They signed Taco Fall, though. The team
00:31:08.589 --> 00:31:11.069
he played the baseball, the team he played the
00:31:11.069 --> 00:31:14.700
most for was number He wore number 26, but he
00:31:14.700 --> 00:31:18.359
wore number 12. Wade Boggs? Look at you. He wore
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.180
number 12 as a world champion New York Yankee
00:31:21.180 --> 00:31:26.420
in what year, Kroc? Who cares? 96, maybe. And
00:31:26.420 --> 00:31:31.500
then he retired in number 12. He retired with
00:31:31.500 --> 00:31:36.539
number 12 from what team? A race. Yep. And he
00:31:36.539 --> 00:31:39.700
also did what on his 3000th hit? In a homer.
00:31:40.279 --> 00:31:43.180
This next player. Did he kiss home plate, too?
00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:46.500
I hope not. I think he did. Oh, he kissed Susan
00:31:46.500 --> 00:31:50.059
Waldman. That's enough for me. And I don't want
00:31:50.059 --> 00:31:50.759
to know what happened. How many pairs did he
00:31:50.759 --> 00:31:57.119
have across country? All right. This next guy
00:31:57.119 --> 00:32:01.660
as a skinny left handed hitter. Or number 27
00:32:01.660 --> 00:32:04.680
for the twins, but number 34 for his other team.
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:09.640
Turkman Kavich. A way better hitter. Twenty seven
00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:11.839
for the twins. Yeah, when his head was about
00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:13.819
half the size of what it became for his other
00:32:13.819 --> 00:32:18.460
team. So like literally and figuratively, because
00:32:18.460 --> 00:32:22.400
he definitely didn't take steroids. The twins
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:27.720
left handed here. Oh, legendary. Maybe more than
00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:32.240
a man, less than a god type of hitter. Yankee
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:37.119
Yankee killer was it? 27 always yelling he was
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:42.380
stabbed in his native home island Ortiz Ortiz.
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:46.660
Yeah, good job studio engineer. We're 27 for
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the twins Skinny that's what I was thinking about
00:32:49.839 --> 00:32:52.059
it. You might want to look at his plans card.
00:32:52.619 --> 00:32:56.299
Yeah Yeah, was he a rock cat by the way? Yes
00:32:56.519 --> 00:32:59.220
Yeah, he was. And at that time, they had the
00:32:59.220 --> 00:33:01.279
posters of guys that played there. And I'm like,
00:33:01.339 --> 00:33:03.000
who is this guy that looks a little bit like
00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:05.480
Ruben Sierra's body? Like, and you look at the
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:07.400
name, you're like David Ortiz. What happened
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.500
to him? He found a buffet and a needle. Well,
00:33:09.579 --> 00:33:13.579
did you know? Did you know? He might have invented
00:33:13.579 --> 00:33:16.769
steroids. Yeah, there's a there's a video out
00:33:16.769 --> 00:33:21.089
there. I saw recently was a Rod was like doing
00:33:21.089 --> 00:33:23.930
a playing the minors for a rehab start or something
00:33:23.930 --> 00:33:26.569
and they the home under Yeah, I saw they got
00:33:26.569 --> 00:33:28.950
beat by the minor. They just or he was Ortiz
00:33:28.950 --> 00:33:34.430
was one of them All right, we're going hoops
00:33:34.430 --> 00:33:40.190
for the next one Four teams this player active
00:33:40.190 --> 00:33:44.400
has worn number 35 and one of his teams He won
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:50.539
number seven. He's active, he said. He's a top,
00:33:50.900 --> 00:33:54.099
easy 50 player. Kevin Durant. Yep. It's amazing
00:33:54.099 --> 00:33:55.960
to think that he's played for that many teams,
00:33:56.160 --> 00:33:58.019
being that good of a player. How many teams has
00:33:58.019 --> 00:34:00.960
he played for? Well, let's talk. OKC, Golden
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:05.599
State. Who did he come up with? Okay, see. Well,
00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:07.759
Seattle, but it's the same thing. Technically.
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:11.079
Same, I mean. But he technically played the same
00:34:11.079 --> 00:34:12.639
franchise, but it's two different teams. He played
00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:16.079
for Brooklyn. Yep, Brooklyn was number seven.
00:34:16.380 --> 00:34:18.340
This next one is a sport I have no patience for.
00:34:18.460 --> 00:34:22.019
I put this in just for crack. But he's worn 30,
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:25.039
19, and 10. Small pitch softball? I'll tell you
00:34:25.039 --> 00:34:29.079
the team. Pickleball. Team pickleball. 30 was
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:31.980
FC Barcelona and Paris Saint -Germain. Messy.
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:36.199
That was for crack. Oh, I just, he's the only
00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:41.460
soccer player I know other than Pele. Okay. Why
00:34:41.460 --> 00:34:43.679
does he change the numbers so much? Isn't he
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:47.239
like a big deal? I don't know, whatever. All
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:54.239
right. Next one, football. Famous for wearing
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:57.889
number 21. with one, two, three, four teams.
00:34:58.150 --> 00:35:01.670
Yeah. Come on, man. Oh, sorry. Because all right.
00:35:01.789 --> 00:35:03.869
Yes. Do you remember what number he was for the
00:35:03.869 --> 00:35:06.789
Ravenson? Because he did look weird in this number.
00:35:07.650 --> 00:35:11.769
No, I don't. Short stint. It's a real left handed
00:35:11.769 --> 00:35:13.969
hitter, fourth outfielder kind of relief picture
00:35:13.969 --> 00:35:19.170
sort of number. That's 37. Oh, yeah. Remember
00:35:19.170 --> 00:35:22.210
seeing it? Yeah. And then, Jay, don't answer
00:35:22.210 --> 00:35:26.539
this. You're going to make me angry. You guys
00:35:26.539 --> 00:35:29.360
you have to know this give these guys a shot
00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:31.760
first. What was his number at Florida State?
00:35:33.619 --> 00:35:37.500
You got to be kidding me five what are you kidding
00:35:37.500 --> 00:35:42.300
me? Derek Jeter, baby, two all day long, prime
00:35:42.300 --> 00:35:43.860
time. Two and five work the same in a jersey.
00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:46.440
You ain't wrong, just upset. Well, the way you
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:49.960
read. He has a punt return or whatever, and he's
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:51.860
like, heist up in like the fifth year line, and
00:35:51.860 --> 00:35:54.119
all the guys are like fast, and he's like, it
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:55.239
doesn't even look like he's running fast, and
00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:56.739
he's doing that shit behind his head, and he's
00:35:56.739 --> 00:35:58.300
holding the ball. It doesn't even look like he's
00:35:58.300 --> 00:35:59.880
running fast, and nobody's catching up to him.
00:36:00.179 --> 00:36:03.820
He didn't look fast, but he was fast. Yeah. All
00:36:03.820 --> 00:36:11.070
right. Do you think he graduated? He's a college
00:36:11.070 --> 00:36:13.550
coach. It doesn't mean anything. Don't you have
00:36:13.550 --> 00:36:16.110
to be? No, no, I'm kidding. Well, in most cases,
00:36:16.130 --> 00:36:19.670
yes, but. No, if you're him. Yeah. He has wicked
00:36:19.670 --> 00:36:21.710
cool sunglasses, by the way, those metal ones.
00:36:22.969 --> 00:36:25.429
Last one. I gotta look it up. Go ahead. One of
00:36:25.429 --> 00:36:28.889
the most dominant players of all time, basketball.
00:36:29.969 --> 00:36:31.750
You should be able to get this real quick. You
00:36:31.750 --> 00:36:35.170
want the numbers or the teams? Kareem Abdul -Jabbar.
00:36:35.950 --> 00:36:38.409
No, but I thought about him. No, he had different
00:36:38.409 --> 00:36:40.349
numbers. I thought about him. He'll be on the
00:36:40.349 --> 00:36:45.309
next segment of Mack scurried You want the numbers
00:36:45.309 --> 00:36:50.969
or the teams? Number the numbers like 32 34 33
00:36:50.969 --> 00:36:57.210
36, huh? Who's 36 with? What number was he for
00:36:57.210 --> 00:37:04.219
the lake show? 34. Yep calves 32 33 that means
00:37:04.219 --> 00:37:09.179
you so 32 he wore at three different stops What
00:37:09.179 --> 00:37:14.199
are the stops Orlando's one Phoenix to? One a
00:37:14.199 --> 00:37:17.219
shit won a championship there The next one. Heat.
00:37:17.960 --> 00:37:20.099
Heat. Oh yeah. I think that's shout out worthy
00:37:20.099 --> 00:37:22.079
for Don Father right there for the guy who can't...
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:24.699
I don't know numbers. I don't know numbers. I
00:37:24.699 --> 00:37:26.800
don't know baseball numbers. Wade Boggs, I said
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:28.500
it, because he was in my head before you started.
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:30.599
Don Father's gonna sleep with the fishes tonight
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:36.059
here. The Consigliati. Okay. Speaking of that,
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:39.320
we're going back to the Consigliati for a trivia
00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:42.739
section. And given the theme of the show tonight,
00:37:43.389 --> 00:37:48.590
We're going to call this pass or cement shoes.
00:37:49.750 --> 00:37:51.349
Don father. We're going to start with, I already
00:37:51.349 --> 00:37:52.989
mentioned Caleb Williams in my fantasy segment.
00:37:53.449 --> 00:37:55.750
So this year we have some leading candidates
00:37:55.750 --> 00:37:58.190
for MVP. Our Drake May is a big heavy favorite,
00:37:58.650 --> 00:38:01.230
but Caleb is top five for MVP odds this year
00:38:01.230 --> 00:38:03.230
because Ben Johnson said he wants to have the
00:38:03.230 --> 00:38:04.590
highest scoring offense in the history of the
00:38:04.590 --> 00:38:06.989
NFL. I'm sure he won't, but I love him saying
00:38:06.989 --> 00:38:10.139
it. Who was the only player to win the NFL MVP
00:38:10.139 --> 00:38:15.079
in their third NFL season? And it was in our
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:18.019
era, so it's not like he was a running back.
00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:20.000
I'll give you that hint right now. Adrian Peterson.
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:25.579
Nope, same division. By our era, I mean like,
00:38:25.619 --> 00:38:28.940
you know, since we were alive. Super Bowl champion.
00:38:29.219 --> 00:38:32.920
Walter? Who? Who? Sweetness. Yeah, Walter. Let's
00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:35.130
go. You said him too? I had it first. I said
00:38:35.130 --> 00:38:37.829
Barry Sanders. Walter Payne. Super Bowl champion.
00:38:38.090 --> 00:38:40.210
This question actually be shocked if any of you
00:38:40.210 --> 00:38:41.469
got it, but I'm going to ask it anyways because
00:38:41.469 --> 00:38:43.969
that's how it's going to go. Youngest player
00:38:43.969 --> 00:38:48.130
to weed the league in sacks? Oh, that's a good
00:38:48.130 --> 00:38:50.889
question. Since the sack era started in 1982,
00:38:50.909 --> 00:38:52.210
they started recording sacks. I was going to
00:38:52.210 --> 00:38:55.809
say Deacon Jones. That's not right. Derek Thomas.
00:38:56.369 --> 00:39:00.619
Nope. I mean, Reggie. No, no, no. Again, it would
00:39:00.619 --> 00:39:02.880
think of get the top 10 guys out of your head.
00:39:03.460 --> 00:39:05.300
He's a great player, obviously, whether we can
00:39:05.300 --> 00:39:09.039
sex great. I'll give you the year to 20 or 2006.
00:39:10.179 --> 00:39:14.320
And there's nothing for me. Oh, wow. No, that
00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:15.719
was this one. That would have been my guess would
00:39:15.719 --> 00:39:18.320
have been J .J. Watt, but he was the second youngest.
00:39:19.980 --> 00:39:22.679
And sex. OK, I can tell you he's an insurance
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:25.300
agent for Family First Life because I was at
00:39:25.300 --> 00:39:28.190
a meeting and I saw him there. Well, Marshall
00:39:28.190 --> 00:39:30.289
fought in California, okay, because you've seen
00:39:30.289 --> 00:39:35.849
him at work Oh Sean Merriman get down Yeah, right
00:39:35.849 --> 00:39:38.010
out. He didn't he didn't do stairs either. Do
00:39:38.010 --> 00:39:40.190
you know who the best pitcher? That's relief
00:39:40.190 --> 00:39:45.869
pitcher for the merriman was Said again the best
00:39:45.869 --> 00:39:48.610
pitcher relief pitcher for the merriman. Well,
00:39:48.610 --> 00:39:51.250
who's the merriman? Eastbound and down. Kenny
00:39:51.250 --> 00:39:53.530
Powers. We were talking about him the other day.
00:39:53.530 --> 00:39:56.230
Go ahead. I got another sack question. Pass or
00:39:56.230 --> 00:39:57.869
cementious? Since we're all about sacks right
00:39:57.869 --> 00:40:02.289
now. What active player has the most sacks against
00:40:02.289 --> 00:40:07.989
NFL MVPs? Donald. The most sacks versus NFL MVPs.
00:40:08.369 --> 00:40:10.889
Garrett. Nope. My guess, I can tell you, was
00:40:10.889 --> 00:40:13.289
Von Miller. I was wrong. He was 20 away from
00:40:13.289 --> 00:40:16.130
this person. And by the way, Von Miller was second.
00:40:16.570 --> 00:40:21.130
With 22, this person has 42 sacks against NFL
00:40:21.130 --> 00:40:24.130
MVPs. I was amazed at the gap. And he's active.
00:40:24.369 --> 00:40:26.610
He's active. He's up there. Obviously, he's been
00:40:26.610 --> 00:40:31.530
playing for a long time. NFC. My brain went to
00:40:31.530 --> 00:40:33.909
who played Brady a bunch, who played Eli or Peyton
00:40:33.909 --> 00:40:37.730
Manning a bunch, but. NFC. And as far as I know,
00:40:38.889 --> 00:40:40.849
he called his camel whole team, the same team
00:40:40.849 --> 00:40:48.210
his entire career, I think. Plays for Super Bowl.
00:40:48.210 --> 00:40:51.590
She did win a Super Bowl Please if I tell you
00:40:51.590 --> 00:40:52.829
what team you're gonna get easy, but I'm gonna
00:40:52.829 --> 00:40:54.449
give it to you cuz we're running out of time
00:40:54.449 --> 00:40:59.670
Saints. I Don't know cam Jordan. Oh You still
00:40:59.670 --> 00:41:04.489
playing 42 sacks against NFL MVPs. I thought
00:41:04.489 --> 00:41:06.590
I was dead. I know we're only had 22 I thought
00:41:06.590 --> 00:41:09.800
that was crazy Okay, this one's an odd one. He
00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.440
wasn't a dolphin. This one's gonna be an odd
00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:14.539
one. I have a baseball one too, but all right.
00:41:14.780 --> 00:41:16.380
No, I know he's a saint, but he wasn't with a
00:41:16.380 --> 00:41:18.760
dolphin. Go ahead. Who caught the most touchdown
00:41:18.760 --> 00:41:21.860
passes for the Vikings in the, I'm gonna say
00:41:21.860 --> 00:41:24.559
in the gap between the Randy Moss era and the
00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:26.820
Justin Jefferson era. So like between those two.
00:41:27.300 --> 00:41:31.280
Thielen, Thielen. He was three. But that was
00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:34.139
my guess too. Short and Reid. Nope, Thielen was
00:41:34.139 --> 00:41:37.880
my guess. He was three. Jordan Reed was way before
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:39.880
that. I can tell you, Steph Diggs was number
00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:44.780
two with 30. Theun was three with 25. Theun,
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:48.840
25. Diggs, 30. The leader had 47 touchdowns for
00:41:48.840 --> 00:41:51.960
the Vikings after Moss retired and before Jefferson
00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:56.519
came on. Was it a tie down? It's not Vin Santeschenko
00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:58.440
or whatever his name is. He wasn't that good.
00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:00.920
Nope, he's a quarterback. A tie down we probably
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:02.500
all had in our fantasy team at one point in our
00:42:02.500 --> 00:42:06.380
life, too. Yeah, what was the guy's name? It's
00:42:06.380 --> 00:42:08.239
not 30 years ago, it's 10 years ago. Yeah, I
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:10.039
know. I can't remember 10 years ago. Not Hockinson,
00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:12.820
right? Because he's still active. So it's the
00:42:12.820 --> 00:42:15.340
one before him, then who was it? Hockinson had
00:42:15.340 --> 00:42:17.920
been there for three years now. Who's the guy?
00:42:18.199 --> 00:42:23.699
Kyle Ernst. Rudolph. Oh, Christ. Was he always
00:42:23.699 --> 00:42:28.079
a Viking? He caught 47 with the Vikings. I mean,
00:42:28.099 --> 00:42:31.159
that's in that air. I didn't take them. All right.
00:42:31.219 --> 00:42:33.219
Last football question since we're all Giants
00:42:33.219 --> 00:42:35.940
fans here. Right, Kevin? Absolutely. Youngest
00:42:35.940 --> 00:42:37.539
quarterback since the Giants are going to go
00:42:37.539 --> 00:42:40.179
back to the playoffs this year. Youngest quarterback
00:42:40.179 --> 00:42:43.079
to start a playoff game for the New York Giants.
00:42:43.579 --> 00:42:45.500
Jackson Dart, by the way, is 23. Obviously never
00:42:45.500 --> 00:42:48.199
started a playoff game yet. Youngest quarterback
00:42:48.199 --> 00:42:50.519
to start a playoff game. Jeff Hosteller for the
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:54.849
New York Giants. Phil Simms. Is it Eli? Eli.
00:42:55.989 --> 00:42:58.409
Nope. Brenner. David Brenner. This was not a
00:42:58.409 --> 00:43:04.010
good quarterback. Played at Florida State. I
00:43:04.010 --> 00:43:05.650
figured that'd tip people off. Played football
00:43:05.650 --> 00:43:11.230
at Florida State. Charlie Ward. Had a show on
00:43:11.230 --> 00:43:13.849
ESPN for a while. Radio show on ESPN for a while.
00:43:14.110 --> 00:43:17.170
Got canned about two, three years ago. Does a
00:43:17.170 --> 00:43:19.769
college football first. Oh, Jesse Palmer? Nope.
00:43:19.989 --> 00:43:21.849
No? Not as good looking as Jesse Palmer. Come
00:43:21.849 --> 00:43:28.269
on. Danny Wurfle. No, no, that's Florida. Oh,
00:43:28.789 --> 00:43:31.510
I forgot. I remember him being a giant. That's
00:43:31.510 --> 00:43:32.969
a great question. Nobody would get that one.
00:43:33.309 --> 00:43:34.969
Okay, cement shoes. I'm going to end with a baseball
00:43:34.969 --> 00:43:36.730
question, even though baseball is not my thing.
00:43:36.869 --> 00:43:39.230
I figured I'm curious to see if one of you would
00:43:39.230 --> 00:43:42.550
get it. I would never get it. So Babe Ruth was
00:43:42.550 --> 00:43:44.909
a major league outright home run leader eight
00:43:44.909 --> 00:43:48.050
different times. Not just American National,
00:43:48.269 --> 00:43:50.530
major league home run leader eight times. Who
00:43:50.530 --> 00:43:54.949
was second? Mike Schmidt. Holy shit. Without
00:43:54.949 --> 00:43:57.570
even, with no hesitation. Have you gotten that?
00:43:58.030 --> 00:44:00.650
No. How did you get that that fast? Did you hear
00:44:00.650 --> 00:44:05.150
that somewhere? No, I'm a loser. That was impressive.
00:44:05.289 --> 00:44:07.809
Zero hesitation there. That was impressive. That's
00:44:07.809 --> 00:44:09.309
it. That's all the trivia I've got for tonight.
00:44:09.710 --> 00:44:14.369
What's his nickname? Terby. Come on, it was for
00:44:14.369 --> 00:44:16.230
them guys. They're not fucking getting that.
00:44:16.630 --> 00:44:19.349
We could have had fun though with hints. OK,
00:44:19.409 --> 00:44:22.599
this next segment coming to you from You guessed
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:26.159
it, Capital Securities. Senior Vice President
00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:31.099
Joe Mariello. And his saying, a life well planned.
00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:33.300
Where is he? By the way, is he coming anymore?
00:44:34.179 --> 00:44:35.679
Well, it's a little tight at the table here,
00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:37.380
and we're waiting for the next donation. Let's
00:44:37.380 --> 00:44:39.340
put it out and look at the tax. He's like the
00:44:39.340 --> 00:44:41.019
tax man. He's a pay -to -play, pay -to -play.
00:44:41.480 --> 00:44:44.880
What's up with the tax? I mean, geez. All right.
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:50.250
So we missed Angry Jay's segment last week. What
00:44:50.250 --> 00:44:52.289
he did is came back with a very non -focused
00:44:52.289 --> 00:44:56.110
segment this week to make up for it. So it's
00:44:56.110 --> 00:44:58.349
kind of a catch -all. And we like to call this
00:44:58.349 --> 00:45:02.889
segment Pick Your Poison with Angry Jay. Is that
00:45:02.889 --> 00:45:06.230
what it's called? Yeah. All right. My favorite
00:45:06.230 --> 00:45:08.630
segment. We're not we're not doing brackets right
00:45:08.630 --> 00:45:10.989
now. We'll get back to that maybe when college
00:45:10.989 --> 00:45:15.469
basketball kicks off. Just random stuff. So it's.
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:17.980
Who would you rather? Pretty simple. I'm gonna
00:45:17.980 --> 00:45:20.000
bounce all over the place. If you want to give
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:23.420
an answer, a little brief explanation while you're
00:45:23.420 --> 00:45:26.559
taking the answer, let it rip, all right? Got
00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:28.820
it? Got it. Pretty simple. We're going like baseball.
00:45:28.820 --> 00:45:30.719
Who we prefer, not necessarily the best. Right,
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.139
yeah. There's no minor reason, but I'm gonna
00:45:34.139 --> 00:45:35.480
throw this one out. Mack, you can start with
00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:37.400
this one, because when I started doing this like
00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:40.239
a month ago, I was gonna ask you who would you
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:42.760
rather? So, who would you rather? Kenny Lofton
00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:51.929
or Johnny Damon? Damon Damon winner winner Crocker
00:45:51.929 --> 00:45:56.849
Damon Wow Wow, I thought I was gonna be the only
00:45:56.849 --> 00:46:03.110
guy who's gonna pick Johnny Damon If you look
00:46:03.110 --> 00:46:05.150
at it closely Johnny Damon has a pretty good
00:46:05.150 --> 00:46:08.070
argument too, but Kenny Lofton Stats are better
00:46:08.070 --> 00:46:10.130
and all that. Do you guys pick him because he
00:46:10.130 --> 00:46:13.449
was a Red Sox? Yeah, absolutely. He was actually
00:46:13.449 --> 00:46:14.949
pretty, he's really good with the Yankees, by
00:46:14.949 --> 00:46:16.449
the way. The four years that we had. Johnny?
00:46:16.670 --> 00:46:18.630
Yeah. And Lofton wasn't and complained about
00:46:18.630 --> 00:46:21.690
not playing and his podcast on all the smoke,
00:46:21.849 --> 00:46:23.809
this baseball segment they did is unbelievable.
00:46:23.889 --> 00:46:26.849
Did you see the Kevin Mitchell one? No, but I
00:46:26.849 --> 00:46:27.869
saw a clip of it today. Let me tell you something.
00:46:27.969 --> 00:46:29.889
He has some phenomenal stories and he's got to
00:46:29.889 --> 00:46:32.550
be the worst teammate of all time. Well, it's
00:46:32.550 --> 00:46:34.349
funny you should say that because one of their
00:46:34.349 --> 00:46:36.429
things is like, who would you take in a fight?
00:46:36.929 --> 00:46:39.559
And Strawberry and others took. Mitchell is one
00:46:39.559 --> 00:46:42.260
of the guys Because they said he used to have
00:46:42.260 --> 00:46:43.880
to get him during the fights to make sure he
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:46.179
wouldn't kill somebody Yeah, he actually in the
00:46:46.179 --> 00:46:48.719
thing. He talks about knocking out check head
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:52.179
curse in the locker room I like him even more
00:46:52.179 --> 00:46:55.920
But anyway, yeah, he bluff games to go play a
00:46:55.920 --> 00:46:58.440
football game to Bluff it major league baseball
00:46:58.440 --> 00:47:00.420
game to go back to the hood and play a football
00:47:00.420 --> 00:47:03.079
game Your boys are your boys. You can't get new
00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:06.219
old friends. Anyway, let's go back Justin Verlander
00:47:06.219 --> 00:47:09.610
Max Scherzer Don father Verlander. Verlander
00:47:09.610 --> 00:47:16.010
for me. Kev. Scherzer. Verlander. He'll take
00:47:16.010 --> 00:47:18.750
Scherzer. Mad Max. I love Mad Max. Because he
00:47:18.750 --> 00:47:20.210
threw up or something and swore at a batter.
00:47:20.469 --> 00:47:22.590
He's tough. He's angry Max. That's why you like
00:47:22.590 --> 00:47:25.289
him. He's a fucking bulldog. All right. Crocker,
00:47:25.349 --> 00:47:27.329
we'll go you and then we'll go to Mr. Ross. Meet
00:47:27.329 --> 00:47:32.170
the parents or something about Mary. This one's
00:47:32.170 --> 00:47:35.789
easy for me. I know something about Mary. Same.
00:47:36.550 --> 00:47:42.590
Little moose. I have nipples, Greg, can you milk
00:47:42.590 --> 00:47:46.969
me? It's gotta be me. I think something about
00:47:46.969 --> 00:47:48.969
Mary is one of the most underrated, well -rated
00:47:48.969 --> 00:47:52.030
comedies in a long time. I think they're both
00:47:52.030 --> 00:47:54.090
off the charts. They're both great, for sure.
00:47:55.789 --> 00:47:57.889
But I would go meet the parents like it's fucking
00:47:57.889 --> 00:48:01.369
they're both great. They're both great. So get
00:48:01.369 --> 00:48:03.670
out of here. Far brings it down for me now. Yeah,
00:48:03.710 --> 00:48:05.989
yeah, a little bit. All right. So we'll go you
00:48:05.989 --> 00:48:07.849
first and then we'll go to Mac. We'll go that
00:48:07.849 --> 00:48:11.210
way. Borat. So some people like that wedding
00:48:11.210 --> 00:48:15.210
crashers. I actually do like Borat, but wedding
00:48:15.210 --> 00:48:18.110
crashers, there's just more relatable stuff than
00:48:18.110 --> 00:48:20.989
wedding crashers. Vince Vaughn all day. Borat.
00:48:23.619 --> 00:48:26.139
To me, Wedding Crashers is one of the greatest
00:48:26.139 --> 00:48:28.980
comedies ever. It's fucking off the charts. It's
00:48:28.980 --> 00:48:32.219
original. Yeah, it's awesome. I watched it the
00:48:32.219 --> 00:48:35.219
other day. It's hilarious. The line where he
00:48:35.219 --> 00:48:41.780
gets jacked off under the table and Owen Wilson's
00:48:41.780 --> 00:48:44.619
going after all somebody's got to pay for the
00:48:44.619 --> 00:48:46.360
lap dances for the big guy and Vince Vaughn's
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:49.320
face. He's like, he's joking. He's joking. Feels
00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:51.480
so good when he jokes around. That is like the
00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:54.039
fucking best line. Anyway, Jay, I don't know
00:48:54.039 --> 00:48:55.940
if you realize the connection you made with those
00:48:55.940 --> 00:49:00.960
two films, but. There's him. Borat's wife, the
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:03.559
redhead from Wedding Crashers. Yeah, that's part
00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:05.300
of the reason, yeah. Oh, now he acts like he
00:49:05.300 --> 00:49:08.920
did it on purpose. Go ahead. I watch movies.
00:49:09.260 --> 00:49:14.619
Chase Utley or Robinson Canell? Oh, Utley. I
00:49:14.619 --> 00:49:16.619
mean, I'm going to take Kano even though like
00:49:16.619 --> 00:49:18.920
the better players, the better career was Utley.
00:49:19.300 --> 00:49:22.980
Kano was Hall of Fame trajectory hands down and
00:49:22.980 --> 00:49:25.420
watching him take batting practice was not like
00:49:25.420 --> 00:49:28.099
watching Utley take it. I mean, I was like an
00:49:28.099 --> 00:49:30.840
M80 compared to firecrackers. He was a real,
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:35.280
real hitter and he blew it. He blew it by chasing
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:37.340
money and taking steroids and getting fat. He
00:49:37.340 --> 00:49:40.480
was so good. Kano. I'm going to say Kano shockingly.
00:49:40.949 --> 00:49:43.769
Canel. Canel was one of the incredible, and he
00:49:43.769 --> 00:49:45.610
actually had a better career than Utley, but
00:49:45.610 --> 00:49:47.909
nobody will believe me. Well, when I say that,
00:49:47.909 --> 00:49:50.769
I mean, it wasn't tainted. All right. That's
00:49:50.769 --> 00:49:52.969
fair. And he played till he didn't play till
00:49:52.969 --> 00:49:55.090
he wanted to quit or till it was time to hang
00:49:55.090 --> 00:49:56.869
him up. He had to hang him up because he blew
00:49:56.869 --> 00:50:00.210
it. Go ahead. All right. Crocker. Doc Gooden
00:50:00.210 --> 00:50:08.650
or David Cohen? I'm going Doc. I go Doc. Doc
00:50:08.650 --> 00:50:12.789
all day. Doc. Really? I'm going David Cohn. You
00:50:12.789 --> 00:50:15.610
think about those first few years. That's exactly
00:50:15.610 --> 00:50:18.469
where I went. Burned out after like. Yeah, I
00:50:18.469 --> 00:50:21.329
agree. But that's where I was. Cohn was early.
00:50:21.969 --> 00:50:24.550
Yeah. Anyway, this is probably not going to go
00:50:24.550 --> 00:50:27.750
well, but Kurt Schelling or Mike Messina. Kurt
00:50:27.750 --> 00:50:33.150
Schelling. I mean, for one game I'd probably
00:50:33.150 --> 00:50:35.150
take Schilling, but for this purpose of this
00:50:35.150 --> 00:50:37.630
and anything else, I'll take the better human
00:50:37.630 --> 00:50:41.750
being, Mike Messina. I'm standing with my local
00:50:41.750 --> 00:50:44.510
state nearby, Rhode Island, who got screwed by
00:50:44.510 --> 00:50:47.030
Kurt Schilling and his gaming company. So I want
00:50:47.030 --> 00:50:50.289
to take the other guy. Wow. Look at the Red Sox.
00:50:51.010 --> 00:50:54.469
Nicely done. And he also we like that Harry let
00:50:54.469 --> 00:50:57.969
the bat out of the bag of Wakefield having cancer
00:50:57.969 --> 00:51:00.250
he did he did he did for his kids and everything.
00:51:00.250 --> 00:51:04.269
Yeah, take that Harry. Oh Sorry, he's a great
00:51:04.269 --> 00:51:08.949
pitcher. He was So with that diet, I'll go show
00:51:08.949 --> 00:51:12.409
I'm going machine. I love machine. I got morals.
00:51:12.409 --> 00:51:15.469
That's so machina went I love machina. All right,
00:51:15.530 --> 00:51:20.329
Crocker Roy Halliday Tom Glavin. I Loved Halliday
00:51:20.329 --> 00:51:25.579
me too Both Hall of Famers, obviously. Who's
00:51:25.579 --> 00:51:27.699
the second one there? Tom Glavin. I was thinking
00:51:27.699 --> 00:51:32.300
that's what we said. I'll go holiday. Doc, I'm
00:51:32.300 --> 00:51:33.980
going Glavin, man. Chicks take the long ball.
00:51:35.019 --> 00:51:37.320
Great commercial, great commercial. All right,
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:40.400
better line in the movie. Jack Burns telling
00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:43.900
Gaylord Fokker, are you a pothead Fokker? Or
00:51:43.900 --> 00:51:46.320
Dr. Bob saying, if Florence Nightingale will
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:49.920
play a little defense here, better line in Meet
00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:58.449
the Parents. Jack Burns or Dr. Bob? Dr. Bob.
00:51:59.150 --> 00:52:03.250
Same. Dr. Bob. Dr. Bob, that was a great one.
00:52:04.349 --> 00:52:08.150
That was the next one. All right. Don Fowler,
00:52:08.349 --> 00:52:11.050
Derrick Brooks or Lou Keekely? Derrick Brooks.
00:52:12.289 --> 00:52:18.590
Take Keekely. Brooks. Keeke. I'm going Keekely
00:52:18.590 --> 00:52:21.869
too. Just because he was a psycho. I like Brian
00:52:21.869 --> 00:52:23.949
Cushing too, he remembers him when he ran down
00:52:23.949 --> 00:52:25.829
there and he head butted the guy. Love him. He
00:52:25.829 --> 00:52:27.949
knocked over the guy for the Browns. He was crazy.
00:52:28.690 --> 00:52:30.210
And then he takes his helmet off and head butted
00:52:30.210 --> 00:52:32.070
him. Cushing, go to USC, where'd he go? He did,
00:52:32.269 --> 00:52:34.090
he did. All right, I think we might have done
00:52:34.090 --> 00:52:35.429
this one already, but I don't know why I put
00:52:35.429 --> 00:52:38.309
it on there. Derek Henry or John Riggins? I saw
00:52:38.309 --> 00:52:39.590
something on Derek Henry, I'm like, I was trying
00:52:39.590 --> 00:52:40.909
to compare him to somebody. I don't remember
00:52:40.909 --> 00:52:46.570
doing this one. I'm going Henry. Riggins. Wow,
00:52:47.530 --> 00:52:50.429
gotta be Henry. It's Henry. He could do both.
00:52:50.670 --> 00:52:52.489
He can break away and hack you over. I would
00:52:52.489 --> 00:52:54.829
go Henry too. Would a fair comparison be him
00:52:54.829 --> 00:52:57.889
and Earl Campbell or no? Could be. Could be.
00:52:58.489 --> 00:53:01.010
All right, Don Father, Julio Jones or Antonio
00:53:01.010 --> 00:53:07.250
Brown? Julio Jones. Mr. Turftoe. Where did Antonio
00:53:07.250 --> 00:53:10.829
Brown go to college? Because I'm blanking on
00:53:10.829 --> 00:53:12.769
it for some reason. Was it Central Michigan or
00:53:12.769 --> 00:53:13.869
something? I would say somewhere in the Midwest,
00:53:14.210 --> 00:53:17.780
I guess small. One a score wasn't wasn't Alabama.
00:53:17.780 --> 00:53:21.179
Am I up? Yep. I'm shocking. I don't know bro
00:53:21.179 --> 00:53:24.280
shockingly. I always hear how great Julio is
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:29.179
Even by his peers, but I mean Antonio He was
00:53:29.179 --> 00:53:31.079
awesome up some numbers. He was awesome and I
00:53:31.079 --> 00:53:33.480
and I love what he did to Sherman that time like
00:53:33.480 --> 00:53:36.599
Yeah, I'm gonna go Brown. I hate to say that
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:40.119
I hate him They agree until I used to not mind
00:53:40.119 --> 00:53:43.159
him like till he went nuts He didn't say much
00:53:43.159 --> 00:53:47.039
for a long time and then yeah Maybe he was crazy
00:53:47.039 --> 00:53:49.739
as the day is long, but you're a stealer. That's
00:53:49.739 --> 00:53:53.699
why I know That wasn't a fan favorite of mine,
00:53:53.739 --> 00:53:55.880
but like he was awesome. He was awesome. Absolutely
00:53:55.880 --> 00:53:59.059
nuts at the end He just got so weird CT. I would
00:53:59.059 --> 00:54:02.460
take Julio Jones. I loved him Brian Erlacher
00:54:02.460 --> 00:54:05.659
or Patrick Willis. I'll start with you cracker
00:54:05.659 --> 00:54:10.780
Erlacher Erlacher I might go Willis. I'm probably
00:54:10.780 --> 00:54:12.780
gonna go Willis. I'm going Willis and me too
00:54:12.860 --> 00:54:17.940
Me too. All right. Um, we'll go with Justin Jefferson
00:54:17.940 --> 00:54:23.840
or Jamar Chase. Sophie's choice, huh? I am going
00:54:23.840 --> 00:54:28.760
to say Justin Jefferson is a pure receiver. Rather
00:54:28.760 --> 00:54:31.880
have Chase on my team. Now you thinking with
00:54:31.880 --> 00:54:34.360
quarterback or was that part of it or because
00:54:34.360 --> 00:54:36.119
Justin Jefferson put up some ridiculous numbers
00:54:36.119 --> 00:54:37.800
his first couple years last year. He wasn't good.
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:41.059
Rather have Chase on my team. All right. No quarterback
00:54:41.059 --> 00:54:45.590
last year. Jefferson. Even with the no quarter
00:54:45.590 --> 00:54:49.170
back last year. I'm going tomorrow. Tiebreaker,
00:54:49.369 --> 00:54:51.050
Jay. I would go Justin Jefferson, believe it
00:54:51.050 --> 00:54:53.190
or not. On my team. Fantasy team, on my team.
00:54:53.469 --> 00:54:57.309
That would go the other way. Where are we? Platoon
00:54:57.309 --> 00:55:03.110
or Saving Pirate Ryan? Easy. Platoon. Yeah, Platoon.
00:55:03.730 --> 00:55:08.409
Wow. Private Ryan. Platoon. I would go Platoon
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also. And I'd love Saving Pirate Ryan. There's
00:55:11.619 --> 00:55:14.179
just so many yeah inputs here. I mean it's like
00:55:14.179 --> 00:55:16.059
two movies if you guys haven't seen this touch
00:55:16.059 --> 00:55:19.559
yet Jack Reacher of the movie the original or
00:55:19.559 --> 00:55:24.360
Jack series or the series movie the series Have
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:26.300
you watched either? Yeah, we're watching the
00:55:26.300 --> 00:55:28.219
series now I'll take the series because there's
00:55:28.219 --> 00:55:30.400
more to watch at least it follows the books I
00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:32.380
mean you can't Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher makes
00:55:32.380 --> 00:55:37.539
no sense Series. Yeah. All right. So Kevin's
00:55:37.539 --> 00:55:39.579
Kevin gave my explanation is like he made it's
00:55:39.579 --> 00:55:43.300
like literally like Yeah, yeah, at least he looks
00:55:43.300 --> 00:55:46.840
yeah, my creature was short. So and into Scientology.
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No, I mean I did see him beat up his neighbors
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Yeah, well, he probably deserved it. Um better
00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:58.820
leader Tanner Boyle the shortstop for the bad
00:55:58.820 --> 00:56:02.000
news bears or Patton or Paul crew for the quarterback
00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:04.760
for the mean machine It's gotta be Paul crew.
00:56:05.199 --> 00:56:07.920
Yeah Better leader leader. That's what I said.
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You want to see on the chest a la Jason Verita.
00:56:11.059 --> 00:56:15.139
I want Tanner representing my guys. I like Tanner
00:56:15.139 --> 00:56:18.039
Tanner I'm going Tanner. We fucking fought the
00:56:18.039 --> 00:56:19.639
sixth grade. How would you fucking take Paul
00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:21.599
crew? He's gotta watch his mouth They need some
00:56:21.599 --> 00:56:23.820
sensitive training, but I think he could adapt
00:56:23.820 --> 00:56:26.800
who would you want picking you up as an uber
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:31.619
driver? Was she rice or Tiger Woods? You made
00:56:31.619 --> 00:56:33.440
the call for the right to make that interesting.
00:56:33.559 --> 00:56:38.460
Yeah, I know I don't know if you can do it anymore
00:56:38.460 --> 00:56:41.840
cuz he just got his license picking up just Just
00:56:41.840 --> 00:56:44.440
you you got to get your family. No, no, just
00:56:44.440 --> 00:56:51.239
you He might get out of it we got a pet you just
00:56:51.239 --> 00:56:54.039
would you take Crocker? I go with Tiger. Tiger
00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:57.219
doesn't make a home. I mean, at least Rashi gets
00:56:57.219 --> 00:57:00.780
a home on foot. I don't like receivers driving.
00:57:01.099 --> 00:57:04.440
I'll take Tiger. I'm taking Tiger because that's
00:57:04.440 --> 00:57:07.519
why I'd rather talk to him. I wouldn't want to
00:57:07.519 --> 00:57:09.460
talk to Tiger though. Are you kidding me? What
00:57:09.460 --> 00:57:13.960
would you ask him? How much would you take that
00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:18.079
day? You know, I would take Rashi rice because...
00:57:18.320 --> 00:57:20.460
I'm pretty confident I can get some money out
00:57:20.460 --> 00:57:21.800
of him. I can say, listen, I'll take the wrap,
00:57:21.900 --> 00:57:23.820
just give me some money, dude. Tiger's rolling
00:57:23.820 --> 00:57:26.440
the car over and shit, you guys are done. Gully
00:57:26.440 --> 00:57:28.900
or something, yeah. All right, bigger douchebag,
00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:34.179
Bill Lambeer or Draymond Green? Bill Lambeer,
00:57:34.260 --> 00:57:37.420
but it's close, but Bill Lambeer. This is a great
00:57:37.420 --> 00:57:40.579
villain question, Jay. I can't wait to hear your
00:57:40.579 --> 00:57:46.500
answer. I gotta say, I gotta say, Draymond, because
00:57:46.500 --> 00:57:49.280
you're not supposed to do that stuff now. Like,
00:57:49.300 --> 00:57:50.860
you're not supposed to kick people where the
00:57:50.860 --> 00:57:53.099
sun don't shine. And Lambert didn't do that.
00:57:53.320 --> 00:57:55.659
He, like, came over to back once in a while,
00:57:55.679 --> 00:57:58.659
but he went at you like a goon. And Draymond's
00:57:58.659 --> 00:58:05.179
a sneaky little jerk. It's almost like he was
00:58:05.179 --> 00:58:10.690
trying to... Which is worse? I think Draymond's
00:58:10.690 --> 00:58:12.309
worse because he doesn't shut up on his high
00:58:12.309 --> 00:58:14.730
pass either. That's fair, that's fair. That's
00:58:14.730 --> 00:58:16.510
your call. Oh, was the question who's a bigger
00:58:16.510 --> 00:58:19.510
goon? No, Douche. Douche. Oh yeah, Draymond.
00:58:21.690 --> 00:58:26.570
I was originally going to say Liam Beer. Bobby's
00:58:26.570 --> 00:58:28.110
got me thinking a little bit differently. I'm
00:58:28.110 --> 00:58:31.909
going to go Draymond. All fair points. Bill Ambrose
00:58:31.909 --> 00:58:34.050
is the biggest douche of all time for me. I hate
00:58:34.050 --> 00:58:35.429
him to this day. If I saw him today, I'd try
00:58:35.429 --> 00:58:37.369
to fight him. He'd beat me up, but I'd try to
00:58:37.369 --> 00:58:39.690
fight him. Because of the Celtics. Yeah. Oh yeah,
00:58:39.690 --> 00:58:41.849
yeah. But that was kind of what his job was to
00:58:41.849 --> 00:58:44.070
do. Yeah, yeah. I didn't say he wasn't good at
00:58:44.070 --> 00:58:45.989
it. He was actually, he's an underrated basketball
00:58:45.989 --> 00:58:47.349
player. He was actually a pretty good basketball
00:58:47.349 --> 00:58:49.869
player. Great rebounder. He's Chris Chelios.
00:58:50.050 --> 00:58:53.489
All right, so now he's Hall of Famer. Like, he
00:58:53.489 --> 00:58:57.199
was... Like a legit good player like one of the
00:58:57.199 --> 00:59:02.760
best ones Charlie. Oh, yeah All right, that's
00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:05.579
yeah, it's good call or Terry O 'Reilly so better
00:59:05.579 --> 00:59:09.980
better speech Rocky I can change you can change
00:59:09.980 --> 00:59:12.219
that's what he said. I thought it was you should
00:59:12.219 --> 00:59:16.079
change the fucking Cold War. All right Or her
00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:20.179
Brooks This is your time. You're making it too
00:59:20.179 --> 00:59:23.159
easy. In Miracle. Between fiction and non -fiction.
00:59:24.119 --> 00:59:27.280
What are you talking about? Rocky wasn't real,
00:59:27.480 --> 00:59:30.619
Jay. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. He ran up a mountain
00:59:30.619 --> 00:59:32.480
in the fucking parka, dude. Don't tell me you
00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:39.179
can't do that. Come on. No Miracle. Dammit. If
00:59:39.179 --> 00:59:42.579
Rocky was real, I'd take Rocky. But he's not
00:59:42.579 --> 00:59:44.199
real. Next time you got to throw in any given
00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:48.320
Sunday. Oh my God. Six inches in front of you.
00:59:48.400 --> 00:59:51.480
You going miracle? Yeah. All right. Fucking bullshit.
00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:53.340
All right. All right. Well, we're sticking on
00:59:53.340 --> 00:59:57.119
Rocky. Oh, no. Oh, no. We got to take that out.
00:59:58.099 --> 01:00:01.880
Come on. You got to say C word. No. Adrian, who
01:00:01.880 --> 01:00:03.320
just shits on Rocky. I don't know why he didn't
01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:07.579
divorce her after like she just fucking. Or you
01:00:07.579 --> 01:00:10.619
gotta take that or Pauly cuz Pauly fucking should
01:00:10.619 --> 01:00:13.579
have got his ass kicked right routinely, too
01:00:13.579 --> 01:00:18.619
So I'm saying he's fucking broke the guy fought
01:00:18.619 --> 01:00:24.880
me fought wars in the ring I mean, how did Rocky
01:00:24.880 --> 01:00:26.800
pull this stuff off? Like he's got two people
01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:30.219
that once degenerate loser this money. That's
01:00:30.219 --> 01:00:32.750
what I'm saying Paulie's a bigger douche. Yeah.
01:00:33.010 --> 01:00:34.909
At least Adrienne didn't milk him dry when she
01:00:34.909 --> 01:00:36.989
milked him. Well, she told me he couldn't win
01:00:36.989 --> 01:00:40.010
all the time. I'll take Paulie only because I
01:00:40.010 --> 01:00:43.510
did love Adrienne's speech on the beach that
01:00:43.510 --> 01:00:48.610
day. That was that was inspirational to me. Rocky
01:00:48.610 --> 01:00:50.650
three. I still can't get that. You can't win.
01:00:50.670 --> 01:00:53.050
It's what I'm saying. Damn it, but I still go
01:00:53.050 --> 01:00:54.730
with Paulie's bigger dude. She challenged him
01:00:54.730 --> 01:00:57.889
on the beach. I respect her for it. But Paulie
01:00:57.889 --> 01:00:59.730
got him laid for the first time. So I'm saying.
01:01:00.369 --> 01:01:03.269
And Paulie got him into the meatpacking plan.
01:01:03.489 --> 01:01:05.969
I mean, I don't know. I am. It's not as easy
01:01:05.969 --> 01:01:07.489
as you think, right? It's not as easy as you
01:01:07.489 --> 01:01:08.389
think. He was the champion of the world. He was
01:01:08.389 --> 01:01:10.070
going to get laid no matter what. It wasn't up
01:01:10.070 --> 01:01:13.750
to him, Paulie. All right, last one. Last one.
01:01:13.909 --> 01:01:16.369
We're sticking with movies. Who is a cooler pack,
01:01:16.369 --> 01:01:21.860
Cuff or Link? Buccus was not fucking Buccus was
01:01:21.860 --> 01:01:24.440
the man. By the way, how did he not named a dog
01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:26.159
bed and Eric by the way? He's in Philadelphia.
01:01:26.159 --> 01:01:30.699
He's naming after the fucking Last one last one
01:01:30.699 --> 01:01:36.260
better pump up speech Duke when he says he's
01:01:36.260 --> 01:01:39.400
telling Apollo like We don't need this guy in
01:01:39.400 --> 01:01:41.760
our lives. I see you beat that man Like I've
01:01:41.760 --> 01:01:44.960
never seen no man get beat before that or Jake
01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:47.820
Taylor when he tells Roger Dorn if you ever take
01:01:47.820 --> 01:01:49.579
another play like that I'm like Cut your nuts
01:01:49.579 --> 01:01:51.639
off and stuff them down your fucking throat.
01:01:52.739 --> 01:01:55.039
You're going Jake Taylor or Tony Duke? I'm going
01:01:55.039 --> 01:02:01.480
Duke. Jake Taylor. You're taking Jake Taylor?
01:02:01.519 --> 01:02:04.400
I like Jake Taylor too. I'm going Duke. I'm going
01:02:04.400 --> 01:02:06.340
Duke. Duke is the fucking man. All right, that
01:02:06.340 --> 01:02:10.369
wraps up Angry Jays. What is it called now? Bobby,
01:02:10.510 --> 01:02:12.829
what are we calling this then? This is called
01:02:12.829 --> 01:02:15.650
Pick Your Poison with Angry J. Pick Your Poison.
01:02:16.670 --> 01:02:20.590
Don't pick Adrian up. Guys, I got 40 seconds
01:02:20.590 --> 01:02:24.369
here. I'm in the first round of a 10 -team PPR.
01:02:25.050 --> 01:02:29.630
I got 32, 31. What pick are you? I got it now.
01:02:29.949 --> 01:02:35.010
Gibbs went one. Bijan? Yeah, of course. I'm gonna
01:02:35.010 --> 01:02:37.469
wrap that up. Thank you for joining us, everybody.
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It is fantasy season. Enjoy your drafts. I'm
01:02:43.730 --> 01:02:47.530
thankful for these new segments tonight. They
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were a lot of fun and stay tuned for our guests
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