Chris Franjola, Savannah Guthrie’s Mom, Melania and Epstein Files

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Thank you everyone. Happy to be here. What an exciting
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Oh my God. So I said, listen, Chris, I mean, listen,
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we just have to talk about, I know I've said
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for the last 10 years.
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There's a lot of controversial topics out there.
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There's a lot of controversial and we have to talk
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about it. And it is, we're going to talk about
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it because it's juicy and it's unavoidable and literally nothing
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else is going on. And we have both agreed that
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we feel the end of the world is near. it's
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going to happen any time. So have a good time,
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have a good life.
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Try to.
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Try to.
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Focus on positive things.
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Yes. And if it is going to end, then we
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all want to go together. We all agree with that.
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We do not want to be eating a can of
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dog food in a weird post. What do you call it?
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Apocalyptic.
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Yeah.
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Like in some bunker somewhere. Yeah.
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But there is just some really crazy, bizarre shit happening there.
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So let's just get into it. The saddest and the
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weirdest story I think we have ever seen.
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Yeah.
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I don't know. Like, I feel like this is the
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weirdest story we've ever seen because it is about an
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elderly woman, Savannah Guthrie's missing mom. You know her from. NBC.
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She's on NBC, right? Today Show, yeah.
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Today Show.
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She's been on for years.
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She's like the head anchor over there now.
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Yes. And she's just like a delight, right? And then
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she has this 84-year-old mother that she has brought on
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camera that she's talked about who lives in a very
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nice neighborhood in Tucson. And when she didn't show up
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for church on Sunday morning and she was such a
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regular there and she is an elderly woman who lives alone,
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luckily the people at that parish said, you know, did
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a welfare check. Yeah. They call the cops, and first
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it was that she was missing. So when we first heard,
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I think we all thought, it's a silver alert.
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That's what everybody thought, yeah. Like dementia, and she walked
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off or something.
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She wandered off, and then they said no. We believe
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that she was taken against her will, and there is blood.
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Abducted is a term they kept using.
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Oh, yeah, abducted. Yeah, because you kidnapped. I mean, it's
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like you think of a kid, right? So that's why
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it's in the word. And then... Okay. So then that happened.
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And you know, the people that she worked with are
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like praying for her and it's just, it's so bizarre.
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And she's been gone for four or five days.
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They said they believe she was taken at 4 30
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AM Sunday. Right. So we're recording this on Wednesday. So,
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and as of this recording, all the, a couple of
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things have happened. They first said yesterday that Savannah's sister,
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Annie and the brother-in-law, um, are kind of suspicious that
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I guess he was the last person to see them.
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And then they have since cleared them.
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And I just, they haven't, they haven't, they haven't, they've
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cleared them. Kind of. They today, I believe that one
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of the, uh, police, they, you know, they did the
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press conference that he said, uh, cause people had come
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out and said they are suspects and they impounded their car.
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And he said, they're not suspects. We didn't impound their car,
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but he didn't say that they're, not going to be investigated.
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I wouldn't rule it out yet.
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Is what I'm saying.
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I mean, how weird.
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I mean, it's your sister's husband. Now, listen, I'm very
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close to one sister. I have estranged siblings as adults.
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And when one is so successful, like Savannah, who knows
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what her relationship with her sister is like and the brother-in-law.
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So that was very weird. She was supposed to go
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to the Olympics, and she's not, obviously.
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She was supposed to be hosting the Olympics.
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Yeah, so she's not going to the Winter Olympics in Italy.
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Savannah Guthrie, not the mother.
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Right, not the sister. Savannah is not going. So my, okay.
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So then they said there is a ransom note. And
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when this first came out, I was on a text
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a couple of days ago and I said, I think it's,
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there's going to be a ransom note. I think someone
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took her. I think they're, and this is what I
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still think. This is what I think.
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Okay.
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I think they live in this nice neighborhood.
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Right.
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And there's some unsophisticated unsophisticated, weird guy that has recently
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moved back with his parents. That is between the ages
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of 45 and 55. All right. And he heard, oh, Savannah,
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the person I see on TV every day, her mother
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lives here. Savannah's must be very rich. And she is.
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We looked her up and you know, you know, net
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worth is not always right on this thing, but it
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says approximately 40 million, approximately she makes eight to 10
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million a year.
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Okay.
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Just on her salary alone, not the other money she
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could have accumulated over the years. So this guy is like,
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I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to
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kidnap the old lady and I'm going to make, I'm
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going to do a ransom thing. And it, the ransom
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note supposedly says, I need millions of dollars. They didn't
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specify how many in this Bitcoin account, which is, The
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point of doing Bitcoin is that it can't be tracked.
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But that's all out there. And I always think of.
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And apparently they sent that to TMZ. That's what I
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had heard.
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Yeah.
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But now I've heard that that's been debunked, that there
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was no ransom note. That's what I heard this morning.
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I could be wrong. Okay.
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But I still think whoever took her is... That's the
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profile of the guy.
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Okay.
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He's not a sophisticated robber or kidnapper. He got in
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his weird head that, you know, I'm an entitled person.
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you know, man that hasn't made it in life. And
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this will be an easy thing. And I don't mean
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to hurt this old lady. There was blood, but it
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doesn't sound like it was enormous amount of blood where
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they thought she was dead. However, she's 84 and she,
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they believe without this medication, it could be a deadly situation.
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Whatever her medication is, I'm assuming like a heart medication
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or blood pressure or something. So now, um, somewhere, in
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my opinion, this guy is with this elderly, very scared woman. And,
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you know... But, like, where?
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In a basement somewhere? Is she in a car? Like,
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are they driving? Are they still within the neighborhood? Because
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I feel like.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, they could have driven, like,
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to a whole other state and are just in some, like,
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Hobunk hotel room. Yeah. Or maybe this guy booked an Airbnb.
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Yeah.
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And planned to have, and maybe she's in some Airbnb
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and nobody knows who he is. And she's just, you know,
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at his mercy and he's, maybe he's trying to make
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her comfortable. I don't know, but it's just so weird.
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So then the, sorry, what were you going to say?
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And there's no camera, no, because they said they took
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the camera from the house.
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Yes.
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I mean, I don't think she had one of those
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ring cameras that could come off. So I heard that
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that was taken. Then I heard she, she put sometime
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a couple of months ago on her Facebook, that she
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was looking for a certain camera to put on her door.
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Whether this has anything to do with anything, I don't know,
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but that's what I've just read. And she was also
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interested in wildlife too, like going on wildlife hikes, which
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is another thing I heard. Maybe she got eaten by
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a coyote. I don't think she walked out of a quarry.
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Yeah, when you're thinking of what it could be. In
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this weird world, now I'm like, oh my God, is
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this going to be the new thing that people think about?
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is you're lucky enough to have a situation where your
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elderly parent is healthy enough to live on their own.
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They don't have to go to a facility where there
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would be security. And even at a facility where there's security,
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I guess if someone really wanted to kidnap a famous
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person's older parent to then do ransom, there could be
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a lot, like, could this be the new thing that
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happens where the desperate people for money are thinking this
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is the way to go?
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Because it seems like- Good luck taking my mom.
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Okay.
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They'd bring her back at 15 minutes. I need to
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go to Publix. I need to go to Publix. They
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couldn't even get her in the car. She can't get
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in the car on her own, let alone with help
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from other people. I'm sitting on the seatbelt. I can't
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find the damn seatbelt.
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I hope this turns into a funny thing. I used
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to joke that if someone was ever to kidnap Drake,
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he's just such a complainer about food and stuff.
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Turn the car around.
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Yeah, he'd be like, He was like, oh, my God.
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I mean, why did you buy these ropes? You know,
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there's better ropes on sale at Home Depot for this amount. Like,
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I don't know. The guy just be like, forget it.
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Yeah.
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No, but you never hear. It's like there's only been
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a handful of famous cases where they're actually... The Lombard...
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What was the Lombard baby?
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Limburg. Charles Limburg.
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The Limburg baby was like this from like 100 years ago,
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a famous... Rich family, like their child and nobody ever
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knew what happened, but the child was not returned.
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No. Safely.
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And like, there's always been these stories. And when you
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see it, like in a movie, it's always like, we've
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got your kid. And if you tell the police, then we're.
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Yeah.
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But I guess in this case, the police knew before Savannah.
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So I don't think even if they were trying to
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get to Savannah to tell her, like, we need millions
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of dollars to give your mother back. The police have
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already intervened and now I wonder if the guy, whoever
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it is, is like, wow, I didn't know that this
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was going to be such a big deal. Now maybe
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he's panicked and doesn't know how to get out of it.
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And hopefully there's going to be a nice ending where
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the older mother deals with this weird guy and somehow
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convinces him to let her go. I don't know. I
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hope it's... Now the other crazy side of the story...
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is people believing that this is Epstein-related.
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Oh.
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Savannah.
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How so?
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I did not realize because when I think of Savannah,
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I think of her on the Today Show. Yeah. Standing
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there and talking about something kind of fun.
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Out in the plaza with the other four of them,
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you know, introducing.
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Kind of light, like coffee comedy is what I call it.
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Like very light, funny stuff.
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But she has done, she did an interview in, I think,
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2017 or 19. where she interviewed a bunch of the victims,
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the victims of Epstein.
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And she also did an interview with Bill Gates.
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Asking him about his friendship with Epstein.
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she was kidnapped late Saturday morning or early Sunday morning,
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and she's a reporter who had done... work on this
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and interviewed people, could there be any relation? I personally
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don't think so.
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Well, I mean, you know, these days.
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Yeah, who knows?
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It's all bets are off these days.
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Sounds like a bit of a stretch, but everything sounded
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like a bit of a stretch up until a week ago,
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you know?
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Okay, so now, you know, we have talked about.
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it's somebody who is naive to crime or kidnapping or
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whatever the case may be, I feel like there would
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have been some tracks left.
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had a hard life. But I think he's a privileged
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person who somehow heard about or knew that Savannah Guthrie's
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mom lives in this place.
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I'm going to say this. Prediction-wise. And I also think
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it might have to- It's a family member. I'm going
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to make that bold enough prediction that it's somehow family-related.
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I could be wrong, whether it be that brother-in-law or
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somebody else. It's somehow family-related. It's a Rob Reiner-y son situation.
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Okay, so let's say it is a relative of some
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sort that wants money. and figures Bitcoin is untraceable. And
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so they're wearing a mask the whole time and, and
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she's okay. And she has no idea that it's her
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nephew or her son-in-law or whoever. Do you, but there's
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no way, there's just no way the person's going to
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get away with this. Yeah.
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Oh, eventually. But yeah. I mean, just hope the woman's alive.
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I hope so.
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Obviously we all hope that she is okay. And, I
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just feel how awful it must be for Savannah to
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be like, oh my God, you can't help but blame yourself.
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I'm famous.
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I put her on camera. She basically is a celebrity herself.
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She's been on camera. She's been on the show doing cooking,
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doing Olympics. She's done so many things. So I'm like, yeah,
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it wasn't hard. And she goes out to church. It's
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not hard for people to know where she lives.
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I don't think it was like a gated community where
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you had to go through a gate to get there.
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It was just a very, very nice neighborhood.
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I wonder if the kidnapper makes her watch CBS morning
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show while she's being. Don't make me.
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I want to watch my daughter.
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She's like down the basement. She makes her watch Gayle King.
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Oh my God. Well, it is just a very, very
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strange story. It's come out at this time. It's just like,
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what the fuck is happening?
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I know.
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So we talked a little bit on Tuesday about these
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Epstein files. And of course, when I talked about it,
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people are like, you know, you don't know enough. There
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are 6 million items, right? I think it's 3 million pages,
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6 million items of everything that they have collected from photos.
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And Over 20 years ago. Yeah, they've had these for
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a long time.
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People just calling in, too, that maybe it was unfounded.
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Maybe it wasn't even researched. Then there's the redacted stuff
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where they're covering people's faces because maybe they're underage and
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things in the email.
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And then a lot of them aren't redacted, which has
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been a problem. They're redacting the perpetrator but not redacting
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the victim.
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Right.
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So they're upset about that, rightfully so.
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And anybody can go and make a little war room
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out of it and spend all your time reading it
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and doing TikToks on it, which good for you. But
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as someone that's like, I don't have time to do that.
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And I'm just going through my feed looking at stuff.
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I saw one horrible one where this girl is like,
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You guys, it's worse than we thought. They are eating
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fucking babies.
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They are eating babies. That was a while ago, that video.
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It was a model who was a.
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She was a model?
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Yeah, she was a Mexican model or something. No, this
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girl didn't look like a model. Yeah, she was.
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Anyway, she was never seen again. Anyway, there was a
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photo of two uncooked chickens. And in the middle... It's
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a black square so you don't know what it is.
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And she goes, look at this right here. That's a
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child's leg. So I screen grabbed the thing and I
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zoomed in and it looks like a little child's leg
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like that. And I'm like, wait, this was found in
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the Epstein files? And then I read and by the
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third comment they're like, this is a famous photo from
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a famous artsy fartsy photographer. This is not from the
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Epstein files. And I'm like, Okay, so then that's not true. Then, Tuesday...
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What artsy-fartsy... I know, what.
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A weird thing. Norman Walkerall's famous baby leg.
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Well, remember when Jamie Lee Curtis had that art in
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her house that was, like, very weird?
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Right.
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And it was just, like, a little girl, like, drowning
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in a bathtub. I don't know what it was. It
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was something very strange. And she did a little fun
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tick tock like, hi, I'm Jamie Lee Curtis. And someone
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was like, what the fuck is that weird art in
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the back?
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Yeah.
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And even, you know, Kate Spade, who committed suicide, her
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husband and Kate Spade is David Spade's sister. Her husband
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went after she died. There was a lot of weird
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art and a lot of weird shit he posted that
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a lot of people would say was signaling, you know,
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kitty corn or whatever you want. I'm supposed to say
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on this, you're not supposed to say the words, but
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I don't even, it's like, what's real, what's not. So then,
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and then I talked about on Tuesday show that Melinda Gates,
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you know, is disgusted by Epstein. That was why she,
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one of the reasons why she ended up with Bill Gates.
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And there were articles written that there is an email
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in which Bill Gates is writing Jeffrey Epstein saying, Can
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you get me some antibiotics? I think I gave my
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wife an STD from hanging out at one of your parties,
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and I want to just give it to her without
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her knowing, and then the disease won't pop up. He
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has said since that's not true.
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Well, yeah. He said, well, of course, everybody who's been
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questioned about this, which is Gates and Brett Ratner the
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other day on one of the shows and on many,
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have said the same thing. It's all the same thing.
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I've met him a few times. We've emailed a few times.
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That health guy who's a CBS doctor who talks about
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seed oils, how bad they are for you. Yeah, that guy,
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Peter Attila. Yeah, Attila.
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But he wrote like a five- or six-page letter explaining
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every single thing. Like, well, that one where I talked
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about I got a new shipment, that just meant vitamins. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, everyone's got an excuse.
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Yeah.
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Uh, so, and then of course the, the, it can
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go on and on. I mean, the owner of the jets,
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I mean the giants.
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Okay.
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I never went to the Island. I never met him.
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He's emails about women. And can you get me this type?
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One professor from Harvard, there is an email supposedly that
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says like, did you torture her?
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Yeah.
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I don't know how you explain that one away.
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Yeah.
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Oh, well, I guess I was a we call my
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you know, how everybody always use pronouns as girls. This
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is what I would say. Oh, do you like this bag?
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She's a Gucci. I bought her at Neiman Marcus. I
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would say if that was me, I'd go. Did you
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torture her? Jeffrey and I were amateur cooks. Yeah. And
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I used to call. chickens she. And even though they
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were dead, I would say, oh, beat her to death.
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Beat that breast. And I meant the chicken breast. So
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there's my excuse.
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All of it.
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Nothing weird happened.
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It was complete bullshit, right? I mean, these people are
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full of shit.
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Right.
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Like they were on the list.
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They did.
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Like, if you're on the list... Yeah. Or even outside of...
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There are some names, of course, that just come up
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in casual conversation. Like, they went to see a lot
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of comedy shows, strangely enough.
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on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
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way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
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Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
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the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me.
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When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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what would you do if it was given back?
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Where did that need come from where you thought that
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you had.
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To succeed in order to feel loved? He said, I
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have a work dad.
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I need a home dad.
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What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
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Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
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happens next.
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I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
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every day was. You're worth the work.
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Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
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You can use your voice even if it shakes.
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The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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Only one question matters. What happens next?
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Wait, that's what we were saying. So David Copperfield. He's
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mentioned in it. But then when Drake did the research,
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most of the emails are just about trying to score
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some free tickets.
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Yeah, a lot of them are. A lot of them
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are like to the comedy seller. And he went to
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see Whitney Cummings at the Improv in West Palm Beach.
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And he mentions that and he goes to the comedy
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seller a lot.
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And he's always trying to get free tickets with hundreds
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of millions of dollars. Like fucking buy your own ticket loser.
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I know it's like a $ 25 exposing that he's a
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fucking comedy mooch.
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It's like a $ 25 ticket too. Anyway. Uh, yeah. So
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I believe if you're on it, like Donald Trump of
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with 30,000 times or whatever.
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Yeah.
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There's something up. There's something there.
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You know what I mean?
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Of course.
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We could sit here and pretend that it's not, but
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that's fucking bullshit. You know what I mean?
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But here's my thing, which I've said from the very beginning,
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that I just think explains the world in a nutshell.
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There are... Hundreds of prominent people mentioned in this. There's
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all these people on the flight logs. There's presidents. There's professors.
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There's Deepak Chopra. Like so many times that guy has
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multiple podcasts. He's spiritual advisor to Oprah Winfrey. And his
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emails are very, very disturbing as well.
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I knew that.
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Deepak Chopra was a scumbag. He's like, I wish I
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could tell somebody about the secret fun we have. And
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it is like so bad. And I'm like, but are
493
00:23:39.109 --> 00:23:41.470
people still going to go on this podcast and act like, oh.
494
00:23:41.529 --> 00:23:44.470
No, they're not. Here's what's going to happen. Because I
495
00:23:44.509 --> 00:23:46.650
don't think you could take certain people down just for
496
00:23:46.710 --> 00:23:47.779
whatever reason. I don't know.
497
00:23:47.980 --> 00:23:48.200
Yeah.
498
00:23:48.259 --> 00:23:49.619
But some people are going to have to.
499
00:23:50.789 --> 00:23:52.650
i think a guy or whatever he's done but.
500
00:23:52.609 --> 00:23:55.990
He hasn't yet strangely enough like cbs cbs will fight
501
00:23:56.069 --> 00:23:57.730
maybe i could be wrong i don't.
502
00:23:57.470 --> 00:23:59.359
Know i can't keep up with everything this is just
503
00:23:59.420 --> 00:24:03.400
a comedic conversation podcast a comedy interview podcast but the.
504
00:24:02.980 --> 00:24:05.460
Other thing is yeah like a guy like that it's
505
00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:08.670
gotta go like at least the very least cbs has
506
00:24:08.690 --> 00:24:13.849
to fire that yes something uh deepak chopra you we
507
00:24:13.869 --> 00:24:17.869
gotta Whoever, whatever production company puts out his podcast has
508
00:24:17.910 --> 00:24:18.630
to let that go.
509
00:24:18.670 --> 00:24:19.380
The ads.
510
00:24:19.619 --> 00:24:20.299
Yeah, something.
511
00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:22.240
I've got to at least be like, yeah, we don't
512
00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:23.640
want to. Right.
513
00:24:24.059 --> 00:24:26.460
Because otherwise, I don't think you're going to see much.
514
00:24:27.079 --> 00:24:29.319
I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's just
515
00:24:29.339 --> 00:24:30.519
the way things were.
516
00:24:30.539 --> 00:24:33.440
Yeah, because I'm like, I guess. So what I feel
517
00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:37.970
like is, again, there is one person, only one person
518
00:24:38.009 --> 00:24:41.769
who is doing any kind of prison time for all
519
00:24:41.789 --> 00:24:46.589
of these crimes. And it's a woman. Now listen, she's awful.
520
00:24:47.009 --> 00:24:48.410
She deserves to be behind bars.
521
00:24:48.430 --> 00:24:49.150
She's pretty awful.
522
00:24:49.269 --> 00:24:52.089
She deserves. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it. But
523
00:24:52.130 --> 00:24:55.029
when you just see it like that, you've got to
524
00:24:55.309 --> 00:24:59.180
realize that we get fucked all the time in every
525
00:24:59.220 --> 00:25:01.859
which way because I'm like, how is it that I
526
00:25:01.900 --> 00:25:04.779
don't know if she couldn't tell or when she did
527
00:25:04.819 --> 00:25:07.980
tell it didn't matter because how is it that so
528
00:25:08.319 --> 00:25:12.039
all these things that you've just dumped on her lap. Well,
529
00:25:14.089 --> 00:25:16.420
We went through it all for 20 years and the
530
00:25:16.440 --> 00:25:20.109
only person we could get was Ghislaine. And So you
531
00:25:20.150 --> 00:25:21.730
can have fun with it. You can do your TikToks,
532
00:25:21.750 --> 00:25:24.390
but no one's being arrested. I don't know why they
533
00:25:24.430 --> 00:25:27.579
did it. Like, okay, now you guys just ruin their reputation.
534
00:25:27.730 --> 00:25:30.160
Just get them uninvited to parties. That is good. Have
535
00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:31.220
them lose brand deals.
536
00:25:31.299 --> 00:25:34.579
As it should be. And should be more than that,
537
00:25:34.619 --> 00:25:35.319
but yes.
538
00:25:35.339 --> 00:25:38.180
Maybe this was someone that was like, too many people
539
00:25:38.200 --> 00:25:40.359
have podcasts, and I just want to kill a few
540
00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:41.900
popular podcasts.
541
00:25:42.819 --> 00:25:44.029
Let's hope at the very least.
542
00:25:44.049 --> 00:25:46.230
At the very least, because could we get rid of
543
00:25:46.250 --> 00:25:51.509
a few top podcasts? that are happening from bad people
544
00:25:51.529 --> 00:25:57.170
that are talking about spirituality when they're obviously pretty deviant people,
545
00:25:57.230 --> 00:25:57.990
in my opinion.
546
00:25:58.309 --> 00:26:01.430
Right. The other thing that I will say, which I
547
00:26:01.630 --> 00:26:03.650
could be wrong on this too, because I haven't read 90,000
548
00:26:03.650 --> 00:26:04.970
pages of it, I must admit.
549
00:26:04.990 --> 00:26:06.890
And I'm not going to either, people.
550
00:26:06.910 --> 00:26:08.589
Yeah, but I've kept up with some of it.
551
00:26:08.609 --> 00:26:08.809
Yeah.
552
00:26:09.650 --> 00:26:15.009
Like, for the last few years, I believe it's been
553
00:26:15.029 --> 00:26:17.569
a I don't know, let's use the term witch hunt
554
00:26:17.589 --> 00:26:21.230
for lack of a better one, about Hollywood. Like we
555
00:26:21.269 --> 00:26:23.710
were the people who were doing this. And then now
556
00:26:23.769 --> 00:26:26.200
that things have come out, I'm not saying I'm not
557
00:26:26.220 --> 00:26:29.240
letting Hollywood off the hook, but it seems like it
558
00:26:29.319 --> 00:26:34.089
was less of that and more of the Trump people
559
00:26:35.240 --> 00:26:37.279
And the Clintons.
560
00:26:37.500 --> 00:26:40.700
And the Bushes. It's everybody. It's not even like a
561
00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:46.130
particular party. It's elites. It's honestly just elites. It's people
562
00:26:46.150 --> 00:26:47.109
who had access to him.
563
00:26:47.130 --> 00:26:51.670
But it's less Tom Hanks and more Bill Clinton and
564
00:26:51.690 --> 00:26:53.849
Donald Trump.
565
00:26:53.869 --> 00:26:56.750
So now Bill and Hillary Clinton said they will cooperate
566
00:26:56.789 --> 00:27:00.630
and they are going to talk. Now I think that
567
00:27:00.710 --> 00:27:07.490
they have the same type of for all this stuff too, maybe. What?
568
00:27:08.109 --> 00:27:08.710
What are they like?
569
00:27:08.829 --> 00:27:09.190
I don't know.
570
00:27:09.670 --> 00:27:11.170
Like I met him at a party.
571
00:27:11.349 --> 00:27:13.990
The fact that they're going there with each question, do
572
00:27:14.019 --> 00:27:17.119
they have a thing, you know, and that she really
573
00:27:17.160 --> 00:27:19.500
does like pizza and she's, you know, that she always
574
00:27:19.539 --> 00:27:21.940
had a problem with carbs and she loves pizza, pizza, pizza,
575
00:27:21.980 --> 00:27:23.980
like all the pizza stuff that then people are like,
576
00:27:24.039 --> 00:27:26.769
oh my God, remember when everybody said the pizza gate
577
00:27:26.789 --> 00:27:29.289
was like all conspiracy theories? Well, why is there so
578
00:27:29.329 --> 00:27:32.630
much fucking pizza mentioned in these emails? Like, I mean,
579
00:27:32.690 --> 00:27:35.259
I don't think I've ever written, About a pizza in
580
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:36.549
my life to someone.
581
00:27:36.740 --> 00:27:40.430
I don't even email. There's fucking emails. I'm like, what's
582
00:27:40.450 --> 00:27:42.440
with the email? It's wild to me.
583
00:27:42.470 --> 00:27:43.210
Yeah, it's just.
584
00:27:43.230 --> 00:27:47.430
And all the lack of punctuation, misspelling. I'm like, aren't
585
00:27:47.450 --> 00:27:49.309
these the most powerful people in the world? Everyone's a
586
00:27:49.349 --> 00:27:53.549
complete idiot. That's my takeaway from it. Yeah, a lot
587
00:27:53.650 --> 00:27:55.109
of us don't. And I know not to... I mean,
588
00:27:55.130 --> 00:27:57.569
we all should be a little bit light. It's a
589
00:27:57.589 --> 00:27:58.589
hard thing to make light of.
590
00:27:58.589 --> 00:28:00.309
Well, we have to because it's us and whatever.
591
00:28:00.329 --> 00:28:01.170
What are you going to do?
592
00:28:01.289 --> 00:28:01.509
Yeah.
593
00:28:01.589 --> 00:28:04.849
But it's also like... can any of these fucking people
594
00:28:04.890 --> 00:28:05.930
get laid at a happy hour?
595
00:28:06.009 --> 00:28:06.789
You know what I mean?
596
00:28:06.849 --> 00:28:11.450
Like I, like they, they're billionaires. Well, and some of
597
00:28:11.470 --> 00:28:13.670
them be like relatively good looking billionaires.
598
00:28:14.069 --> 00:28:14.309
Okay.
599
00:28:14.329 --> 00:28:15.950
This is what I put on some cologne and go
600
00:28:15.990 --> 00:28:18.410
to TGI Friday. You fucking loser.
601
00:28:20.750 --> 00:28:24.329
This is what I think though. I think it is
602
00:28:24.490 --> 00:28:25.750
that idea.
603
00:28:25.869 --> 00:28:28.509
I know. I know it's bigger than no, but whether.
604
00:28:28.269 --> 00:28:32.380
You're a rapper or whatever in that you get to a,
605
00:28:32.769 --> 00:28:35.269
it's a certain personality type. I think someone that's a
606
00:28:35.349 --> 00:28:38.349
lovely person that had a healthy childhood and a healthy
607
00:28:38.410 --> 00:28:41.079
life and wasn't bullied in school and then become super successful.
608
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:43.539
I think those people are still lovely today.
609
00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:43.940
Okay.
610
00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:46.220
I think that if you were lovely before you're going
611
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:49.109
to stay, but if you were a spoiled brat, if
612
00:28:49.150 --> 00:28:52.440
you were an entitled person, if you, you know, got
613
00:28:52.500 --> 00:28:53.960
everything you wanted, or if you were a nerd that
614
00:28:53.980 --> 00:28:56.660
was bullied and now you're rich and you're able to
615
00:28:56.720 --> 00:29:00.789
get the traditional girl, then you're able to get the,
616
00:29:01.190 --> 00:29:06.329
the sexy hooker type. Then you're like, okay, let me try,
617
00:29:06.349 --> 00:29:09.309
you know, young girls. Okay. Now let me try children.
618
00:29:09.390 --> 00:29:11.829
Now let me try men. Now let me try boys.
619
00:29:11.890 --> 00:29:14.430
Now let me try like I think there's some of
620
00:29:14.470 --> 00:29:16.480
that where it's like, oh my God, do you want to,
621
00:29:16.579 --> 00:29:18.539
just like you would with drugs, like, okay, first it's
622
00:29:18.579 --> 00:29:20.900
a drinking party. Oh, there's some gummies and weed there.
623
00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:25.220
You want a real wild party? We've got fucking LSD, cocaine.
624
00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:27.140
And you're like, yeah, let's fucking step it up.
625
00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:27.839
We're in Cabo.
626
00:29:27.859 --> 00:29:31.240
Like, I think that's what's went on with some of
627
00:29:31.289 --> 00:29:33.450
these people. And they were like, like the, the Elon
628
00:29:33.490 --> 00:29:34.349
just begging.
629
00:29:34.630 --> 00:29:38.730
By the way, don't invite me to a boring one.
630
00:29:40.089 --> 00:29:42.410
About the science thing. And he's like, I just want
631
00:29:42.430 --> 00:29:43.450
to go to the fun one.
632
00:29:43.509 --> 00:29:45.109
The best part of that one is if you look
633
00:29:45.190 --> 00:29:47.200
at it, the date that he sent that email.
634
00:29:47.279 --> 00:29:47.539
Yeah.
635
00:29:47.779 --> 00:29:52.480
Christmas day, December 25th. This guy's got nothing else to
636
00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:53.480
do on Christmas day.
637
00:29:53.500 --> 00:29:55.079
Right. It doesn't have like a million kids to be
638
00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:56.359
opening presents with. Yeah.
639
00:29:56.400 --> 00:29:59.509
Like he's writing this guy about, the hottest party in St.
640
00:29:59.569 --> 00:30:00.069
Bart's or whatever.
641
00:30:00.089 --> 00:30:02.049
I mean, when I think about how many children he's
642
00:30:02.089 --> 00:30:05.589
had with random people, it goes along with how Epstein
643
00:30:05.670 --> 00:30:09.809
wanted to have all these children and, um, you know,
644
00:30:10.029 --> 00:30:12.210
and there's just, and there's, I have now again, I
645
00:30:12.769 --> 00:30:15.930
see where people do the research, they do the videos.
646
00:30:16.549 --> 00:30:18.349
I see it. So I don't know, but I saw
647
00:30:18.390 --> 00:30:21.910
like a very disturbing one from like this professor or
648
00:30:21.990 --> 00:30:25.140
some science guy, um, That was like talking about how,
649
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:27.839
you know, oh, like the little part was like, oh,
650
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:29.559
by the way, maybe this was Deepak.
651
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:29.920
I don't know.
652
00:30:30.299 --> 00:30:33.059
By the way, I just read a study that babies
653
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:36.069
suck longer on a pacifier if they can hear their
654
00:30:36.349 --> 00:30:41.109
mother's voice nearby. Little tip for you. And everyone's like, what?
655
00:30:42.140 --> 00:30:44.259
There's so many ways that could go and none of
656
00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:47.609
it's good because he wasn't a dad or he was
657
00:30:47.700 --> 00:30:50.390
because then Fergie's like, hey, why'd you blow me off
658
00:30:50.430 --> 00:30:52.730
since I got divorced to the Duke? Like, oh my God,
659
00:30:52.750 --> 00:30:53.630
you're the best.
660
00:30:53.650 --> 00:30:55.230
She was in love with him. She wrote a couple
661
00:30:55.250 --> 00:30:57.670
of things like, we should just marry each other.
662
00:30:57.910 --> 00:30:59.289
Yeah, like, why don't we have some fun? And I'm
663
00:30:59.309 --> 00:31:01.630
really hurt. Like, I'm your friend too, even though I'm
664
00:31:01.670 --> 00:31:03.579
not with the Duke anymore. But anyway, I heard you
665
00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:06.000
had a baby. Congrats. And so then people are like,
666
00:31:06.460 --> 00:31:09.619
are there some of his kids running around? And I'm like,
667
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:13.039
And I hope they don't know that they're his kids.
668
00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:15.960
Like whatever their life is, there is not like they're
669
00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:18.890
going to cash in. There's no money. And then all
670
00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:20.970
the brother stuff, the brother was a weird and the
671
00:31:21.009 --> 00:31:22.549
brother was the one that was like, my brother didn't
672
00:31:22.569 --> 00:31:24.670
kill himself. You should just shut the fuck up.
673
00:31:24.710 --> 00:31:29.019
He should just go. Yeah. Just shut up. Right.
674
00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.910
It's, Insanity. It's insanity.
675
00:31:34.329 --> 00:31:36.839
Here's what... Because I don't feel enough people are outraged
676
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:39.019
about it. And I'm not going to be... I can't
677
00:31:39.059 --> 00:31:39.660
live in that world.
678
00:31:40.539 --> 00:31:42.380
I'm outraged more that I don't know what we're supposed
679
00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:44.660
to do with this. If you couldn't convict anybody, if
680
00:31:44.700 --> 00:31:47.779
you couldn't arrest anyone, why are you making the citizens
681
00:31:48.259 --> 00:31:53.279
of the world as citizens, TikTok, journalists, podcasters, why is
682
00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:55.220
it our fucking job to spread the word?
683
00:31:55.299 --> 00:31:56.900
Here's what they're going to do. Here's what you need
684
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:02.430
to do. You take the old Cracker Barrel logo and
685
00:32:02.470 --> 00:32:05.369
put it on the cover of the Epstein files. And
686
00:32:05.450 --> 00:32:08.309
that is going to get people upset. They will freak
687
00:32:08.549 --> 00:32:11.839
out if you take the new Cracker Barrel logo and
688
00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:13.660
put it on. And they'll be like, wait a minute.
689
00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:15.230
I love the old one.
690
00:32:15.299 --> 00:32:16.230
Why did you change it?
691
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:19.140
With the old man and the Rocky. People are more
692
00:32:19.220 --> 00:32:22.220
upset about Bad Bunny and Cracker Barrel than they are
693
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:26.009
about this, which is just the world is upside down.
694
00:32:26.049 --> 00:32:26.849
I'm embarrassed.
695
00:32:26.890 --> 00:32:27.410
I'm embarrassed.
696
00:32:28.769 --> 00:32:31.630
I don't even know that story. What's the Cracker Barrel
697
00:32:31.650 --> 00:32:32.569
Bad Bunny story?
698
00:32:32.630 --> 00:32:37.809
There is no Cracker Barrel. There are two separate things.
699
00:32:38.029 --> 00:32:41.089
People were upset a few months ago about Cracker Barrel
700
00:32:41.150 --> 00:32:44.829
changed their sign. And people were furious. And Bad Bunny's
701
00:32:44.869 --> 00:32:46.730
doing the halftime show. These are the two things in
702
00:32:46.769 --> 00:32:47.299
the last couple of months.
703
00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:49.599
So you're just saying if Bad Bunny put himself in
704
00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:52.680
an old rocking chair. Yes. That would, that would set
705
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:53.519
the world on fire.
706
00:32:53.619 --> 00:32:54.140
Oh my God.
707
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:55.299
Can you imagine? Okay, got it.
708
00:32:55.299 --> 00:32:57.480
If Ed Bunny ate at a Cracker Barrel, people would,
709
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:00.329
minds would, drank a Bud Light at a Cracker Barrel,
710
00:33:00.549 --> 00:33:04.549
people's minds would be blown. But all this other shit
711
00:33:04.690 --> 00:33:07.289
is like wild to me. Like I, I can't live
712
00:33:07.309 --> 00:33:09.910
in this world. I have a life to lead. Like
713
00:33:10.309 --> 00:33:11.990
I would love to sit in a dark room and
714
00:33:12.069 --> 00:33:15.470
read horrible things about people, but where would that get me?
715
00:33:15.549 --> 00:33:16.579
You know, I still have to.
716
00:33:16.579 --> 00:33:19.970
I can't. I keep telling myself, Heather, put down the phone,
717
00:33:20.009 --> 00:33:21.430
put down the phone, because no matter what you say
718
00:33:21.470 --> 00:33:23.789
about this, someone's going to say, you don't know enough.
719
00:33:24.009 --> 00:33:27.630
You got it wrong. You're this, you're that, whatever. And
720
00:33:27.670 --> 00:33:33.059
I'm like, but it's just, it's insanity. So another thing
721
00:33:33.259 --> 00:33:34.099
that happened.
722
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:35.039
One more joke.
723
00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:36.000
Yes, yes, please go.
724
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:40.099
It looks like Jay-Z's now got a hundred problems.
725
00:33:41.670 --> 00:33:44.210
So tell me how Jay-Z is mentioned today.
726
00:33:44.410 --> 00:33:44.849
I don't know.
727
00:33:45.130 --> 00:33:47.109
But they didn't go to the Grammys, which is very weird.
728
00:33:47.170 --> 00:33:48.730
I honestly see his name a lot in it.
729
00:33:48.730 --> 00:33:53.420
So Jay-Z and Beyonce didn't go. People have always been like,
730
00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:59.089
Beyonce was groomed by Jay-Z. Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce. That's
731
00:33:59.130 --> 00:34:03.650
why her sister beat him up in the elevator. Jay-Z claimed,
732
00:34:03.839 --> 00:34:05.640
how dare you bring me up to have anything to
733
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:09.280
do with P. Diddy? And some girl said that and
734
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:11.219
he scared her so much. She was like, okay, I
735
00:34:11.219 --> 00:34:14.340
guess I was lying. And now I guess he's mentioned
736
00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:16.639
in these too, but I don't, that's one of the stories.
737
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:18.340
I can't get them all. I don't know how he
738
00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:21.559
was mentioned in these stories, but he's not around. Supposedly
739
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:24.300
he got on a plane. They didn't go to the Grammys. Yeah.
740
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:25.699
Well, he was heading to the FC Zion.
741
00:34:27.739 --> 00:34:33.000
And Epstein Island was bought by a billionaire for $ 60 million.
742
00:34:33.199 --> 00:34:36.550
And it's being made into a fancy resort.
743
00:34:36.590 --> 00:34:37.510
Oh, I can't wait to go.
744
00:34:37.849 --> 00:34:40.050
And people said, oh, my God, no one will ever
745
00:34:40.090 --> 00:34:41.730
go there. Oh, yes, they will.
746
00:34:41.889 --> 00:34:43.530
Eventually. Yeah.
747
00:34:43.889 --> 00:34:45.130
It'll be done. Probably.
748
00:34:45.190 --> 00:34:48.340
Like I give a decent buffet at a good price.
749
00:34:49.340 --> 00:34:52.260
I think it'll be very expensive and exclusive. Mark my words.
750
00:34:52.699 --> 00:34:55.409
It will come out. It'll be ready to go by
751
00:34:55.849 --> 00:35:01.570
like 2028 for sure, if not sooner. And... This will
752
00:35:01.590 --> 00:35:04.630
be a thing of the past. People will go. If
753
00:35:04.650 --> 00:35:06.400
you've ever been to the Virgin Islands, you've gone by it.
754
00:35:06.750 --> 00:35:09.510
It's just another beautiful island. So if that was just
755
00:35:09.530 --> 00:35:13.440
a private, all-inclusive resort thing where I'm sure each room
756
00:35:13.619 --> 00:35:17.579
is a bungalow that's $ 2, 000 a night, exclusive people, people
757
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:20.059
from other countries, trust me, they will go.
758
00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:23.059
You give Peter Tobias 75% off, you guys will be
759
00:35:23.099 --> 00:35:25.090
on a water slide in six months.
760
00:35:30.289 --> 00:35:30.949
It'll be hard.
761
00:35:31.610 --> 00:35:33.829
Have you seen some of the pictures of what, you know,
762
00:35:33.849 --> 00:35:38.130
some of the rooms in the different houses on the island,
763
00:35:38.170 --> 00:35:40.349
how ugly they were? Like, that's the other thing. Like,
764
00:35:40.389 --> 00:35:43.869
the decor itself was like, it certainly wasn't the Four Seasons.
765
00:35:43.949 --> 00:35:48.550
I don't think that these pervs were complaining that there wasn't,
766
00:35:48.570 --> 00:35:50.860
you know, a cushiony headboard.
767
00:35:50.909 --> 00:35:53.480
I would have. I would have. Oh, I would have.
768
00:35:53.500 --> 00:35:55.699
I don't care how many 14-year-olds are here. This is
769
00:35:55.739 --> 00:36:00.699
the worst bed I've ever slept in. I mean, they
770
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:02.659
had a dentist chair in one of the rooms, which
771
00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:06.519
is so strange to me. That's when I'm out. That's
772
00:36:06.539 --> 00:36:08.199
when I would have been like, I'll leave a party
773
00:36:08.239 --> 00:36:10.179
if people have broken chips. You know what I mean? Like,
774
00:36:10.300 --> 00:36:11.900
if I see a dentist chair in the room, I'm like,
775
00:36:12.159 --> 00:36:14.409
I think I'm going to head out because you're not
776
00:36:14.449 --> 00:36:17.110
a dentist and you have a dentist chair. So I'm
777
00:36:17.130 --> 00:36:17.610
going to go.
778
00:36:19.329 --> 00:36:21.469
So true. That is fucking weird.
779
00:36:21.670 --> 00:36:23.909
That's just so many strange things. I don't know.
780
00:36:24.030 --> 00:36:28.190
Adding to the weirdness of life. Yeah. Jill Biden's ex-husband.
781
00:36:28.860 --> 00:36:31.429
Was just charged with first degree murder. I know. Of
782
00:36:31.449 --> 00:36:37.349
his new wife. So he's 70 something. And his wife,
783
00:36:38.010 --> 00:36:42.190
there was a domestic dispute. And police came. And then
784
00:36:42.230 --> 00:36:46.809
she was dead during that post-dispute. And that was in December.
785
00:36:47.130 --> 00:36:50.570
And they have since said, he's responsible. I would think so.
786
00:36:51.070 --> 00:36:53.369
I guess he's going to say, oh, sure, I pushed her.
787
00:36:53.389 --> 00:36:54.409
But I didn't mean to kill her. I don't know
788
00:36:54.429 --> 00:36:57.050
what you're going to say. Your wife's dead. And it
789
00:36:57.090 --> 00:37:01.440
was the two of you. And, um, and he, guess
790
00:37:01.460 --> 00:37:02.739
how much he's on bail for?
791
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:04.539
How much?
792
00:37:04.539 --> 00:37:06.280
$ 5, 000.
793
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:05.380
What?
794
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:09.099
Doesn't that only mean he has to come up with 500?
795
00:37:09.099 --> 00:37:09.579
I think so.
796
00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:09.880
Yeah.
797
00:37:10.179 --> 00:37:11.659
I think, I think 10%. Yeah.
798
00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:16.739
I mean, really? Yeah. Like really? Like there's no reason
799
00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:18.900
to hold him a little bit longer. Like, I mean,
800
00:37:18.940 --> 00:37:20.579
he could take off or do something else.
801
00:37:20.679 --> 00:37:20.980
I don't know.
802
00:37:21.019 --> 00:37:24.449
I'm sure his excuse is going to be, You know,
803
00:37:24.510 --> 00:37:27.849
that there was an argument, but he did not mean
804
00:37:27.869 --> 00:37:30.510
to kill her, and she slipped and fell and hit
805
00:37:30.530 --> 00:37:32.559
her head or something. So I'm sure that's going to
806
00:37:32.579 --> 00:37:35.400
be it. But still, not a great week for this
807
00:37:35.500 --> 00:37:38.480
weird kind of news, right? Yeah, political news.
808
00:37:41.099 --> 00:37:41.400
Oh, wait.
809
00:37:41.460 --> 00:37:42.340
Here was the.
810
00:37:42.460 --> 00:37:44.719
Can I just tell a quick Deepak Chopra story that
811
00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:48.369
I witnessed, and I remember witnessing it years ago, and
812
00:37:48.389 --> 00:37:49.269
I thought it was strange?
813
00:37:49.750 --> 00:37:50.869
About which thing?
814
00:37:51.250 --> 00:37:54.269
Deepak Chopra. Okay. He was a guest on Chelsea Lately
815
00:37:54.690 --> 00:37:58.239
way back. Okay. Way back. Old studio Chelsea Lately.
816
00:37:58.260 --> 00:37:59.820
Uh-huh. And.
817
00:38:00.780 --> 00:38:02.969
I remember he was in the dressing room, you know,
818
00:38:02.989 --> 00:38:05.210
because we used to be all, the round table people
819
00:38:05.230 --> 00:38:07.150
would be like in the same dressing room kind of
820
00:38:07.170 --> 00:38:07.750
back in those days.
821
00:38:07.769 --> 00:38:08.250
Yeah, yeah.
822
00:38:08.530 --> 00:38:10.190
So he was like in a fourth dressing room, three
823
00:38:10.210 --> 00:38:10.429
of us.
824
00:38:10.650 --> 00:38:10.829
Right.
825
00:38:11.449 --> 00:38:13.789
And I remember he had like weird, like a lot
826
00:38:13.809 --> 00:38:17.300
of bedazzled glasses, which I thought was an odd choice
827
00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:18.320
for like a guy who's.
828
00:38:18.219 --> 00:38:21.219
A spiritual guru. Spirituality and like live a simple life.
829
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:23.039
Yeah, dressed like Elton John. I thought it was an odd,
830
00:38:24.179 --> 00:38:29.699
that was strange enough. And then I remember him asking- So, like,
831
00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:32.320
we were done. Roundtable was over. He was done. Show was, like,
832
00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:36.440
everyone was leaving. And he wanted to talk to Natasha Leggero.
833
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:38.920
She was on the roundtable that day with us. And
834
00:38:38.940 --> 00:38:40.760
I remember him knocking on her dressing room door and, like,
835
00:38:40.820 --> 00:38:43.179
going in and, like, having a deep talk with her,
836
00:38:43.860 --> 00:38:48.179
with Natasha. And I remember thinking, that's strange. Like, I
837
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:49.960
feel like he was into Leggero.
838
00:38:50.679 --> 00:38:54.300
Well, that makes sense because she is little.
839
00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:54.900
I know.
840
00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:58.719
She is very little. She's very pretty.
841
00:38:58.800 --> 00:38:59.099
Yeah.
842
00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:01.780
But she had like a little sexy little body.
843
00:39:01.860 --> 00:39:04.980
Yeah. I think my mind started playing tricks on me. Oh,
844
00:39:05.010 --> 00:39:07.650
my God. I remember that being an odd day that
845
00:39:07.690 --> 00:39:10.670
he was there. It's all just strange.
846
00:39:10.710 --> 00:39:14.659
Well, here's a little summary of the situation. Deepak Chopra
847
00:39:14.739 --> 00:39:19.860
emailed Jeffrey Epstein. God is a construct. Cute girls are real.
848
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:25.059
That's an actual quote from the situation. March, 2017, nine
849
00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:29.840
years after he was convicted for soliciting prostitution for a minor. Um,
850
00:39:30.150 --> 00:39:33.530
Schoepfer told Epstein, anything we share is between us. I
851
00:39:33.570 --> 00:39:37.869
share nothing with anyone but trust you. I mean, there's
852
00:39:37.909 --> 00:39:38.809
just so many.
853
00:39:38.630 --> 00:39:39.150
Of these things.
854
00:39:39.170 --> 00:39:42.230
He's got to be done. Also, I was never a
855
00:39:42.289 --> 00:39:44.710
fan and I don't like this kind of person. I
856
00:39:44.789 --> 00:39:46.349
don't like this kind of grifter. I don't like this
857
00:39:46.369 --> 00:39:49.769
kind of person that You know, these Oprah people that
858
00:39:49.869 --> 00:39:52.500
Oprah finds and makes them stars. Oh, by the way,
859
00:39:52.530 --> 00:39:55.000
there's going to be a Dr. Phil documentary coming out.
860
00:39:55.420 --> 00:39:56.460
Oh, I'll watch that.
861
00:39:56.699 --> 00:39:57.710
Yeah. Anyway, go on.
862
00:39:57.739 --> 00:39:57.960
Yeah.
863
00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:00.010
Anyway, no, I don't have anything to say about it.
864
00:40:00.019 --> 00:40:03.139
I mean, other than Oprah's track record of making people,
865
00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:05.639
maybe Nate Burkus is the only one who's got out
866
00:40:05.659 --> 00:40:07.699
of there clean. You've got a decent line of furniture
867
00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:10.929
at living spaces, I think, you know, but otherwise doesn't
868
00:40:10.949 --> 00:40:12.210
seem like a complete asshole.
869
00:40:12.389 --> 00:40:15.130
She doesn't care. She's just so happy that she's a
870
00:40:15.190 --> 00:40:16.150
size four woman.
871
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:16.780
Yeah.
872
00:40:16.860 --> 00:40:19.570
That her life, she doesn't care if anything happens with
873
00:40:19.610 --> 00:40:22.389
all these people that she found and made stars and
874
00:40:22.550 --> 00:40:24.869
made money off of and whatever. She's just like, just
875
00:40:24.929 --> 00:40:28.750
don't mention my all-girls school. Just keep that out of it.
876
00:40:28.789 --> 00:40:29.630
Oh, I forgot about that one.
877
00:40:29.650 --> 00:40:29.929
Yeah.
878
00:40:30.070 --> 00:40:30.889
Yeah.
879
00:40:31.489 --> 00:40:34.980
This was, yeah, this was the guy that Peter Atiyah.
880
00:40:35.019 --> 00:40:36.599
So we'll see what happens with him.
881
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:39.179
He's having a rough time of it because I follow
882
00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:40.920
him on Instagram and I kind of liked his stuff.
883
00:40:40.940 --> 00:40:43.320
You know, I would always like, oh, it's interesting to
884
00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:45.599
hear him tell me things I should and shouldn't eat.
885
00:40:46.449 --> 00:40:49.510
And now the comments underneath are just like, oh, seed
886
00:40:49.570 --> 00:40:52.550
oils are bad. What about 14-year-old girls? I was like, oh, no,
887
00:40:52.610 --> 00:40:54.550
this guy can't forget about it. You're done.
888
00:40:54.849 --> 00:40:58.570
Now, I remember back in the 10th, Chelsea, it's been
889
00:40:58.590 --> 00:41:01.559
a long time, the Wayfair thing.
890
00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:03.730
Oh, yeah, yeah. And I.
891
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:07.900
mentioned it and I got criticized for just mentioning it.
892
00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:10.119
And when I mention stuff, I'm like, you guys, this
893
00:41:10.179 --> 00:41:12.039
is what people are talking about. It doesn't mean to
894
00:41:12.059 --> 00:41:14.920
believe it. It means this is what's happening in the
895
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:17.170
streets and by the streets, I mean TikTok and stuff
896
00:41:17.190 --> 00:41:20.150
like that. It's crazy. And I'm like, I think it's interesting.
897
00:41:20.170 --> 00:41:21.650
I think it's crazy. I don't know that it's true,
898
00:41:22.250 --> 00:41:26.590
but it was about Wayfair, the furniture thing, had these
899
00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:33.860
weird things that would say, oh, this Candice couch, or no,
900
00:41:34.019 --> 00:41:36.260
it would be like a, it's always like a closet
901
00:41:36.340 --> 00:41:41.389
type of, a disposable closet. Like storage. This storage facility
902
00:41:41.550 --> 00:41:46.849
named Candice is $ 82, 000. And you're looking at it, you're like,
903
00:41:46.929 --> 00:41:50.110
why is that $ 82, 000? So people concluded that they were
904
00:41:50.150 --> 00:41:53.480
putting people in them Then you'd order them and then
905
00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:55.739
you'd get the thing and you'd be like, oh, hello.
906
00:41:55.780 --> 00:41:57.590
And then there'd be a little child that you could
907
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:02.090
pop out and you could destroy their life. Okay. So
908
00:42:02.349 --> 00:42:05.670
then Wayfarer's like, no, that's the weird algorithm. When something's
909
00:42:05.730 --> 00:42:08.590
sold out, we just make it so high. I don't know.
910
00:42:08.610 --> 00:42:09.909
So you don't have to remove it from the website.
911
00:42:09.929 --> 00:42:11.670
Why don't you just put sold out on it? I
912
00:42:11.690 --> 00:42:17.329
think it's weird. Anyway, there is Wayfarer type. There's stuff
913
00:42:17.369 --> 00:42:22.269
about Wayfarer and all that in, not Wayfarer, Wayfarer. There
914
00:42:22.289 --> 00:42:30.010
was stuff about Wayfair emails in the Epstein files. Maybe
915
00:42:30.030 --> 00:42:31.030
there was some truth to it.
916
00:42:31.030 --> 00:42:32.110
Turns out, you know what?
917
00:42:32.130 --> 00:42:32.889
Maybe there was.
918
00:42:32.969 --> 00:42:35.909
Who the fuck knows? They were all right this whole time.
919
00:42:36.210 --> 00:42:39.019
I mean, like, that's the thing. Like, oh, my God. And,
920
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:41.900
you know, it's weird. Okay, so.
921
00:42:43.010 --> 00:42:46.000
I, I must say that I use Wayfair quite a
922
00:42:46.019 --> 00:42:48.679
bit and I love, I get a lot of umbrellas
923
00:42:48.739 --> 00:42:49.500
and stuff. I.
924
00:42:49.599 --> 00:42:50.150
We love it.
925
00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:51.019
We love it.
926
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:52.840
So I'm going to say they did nothing wrong.
927
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:55.119
It's an algorithm. I just got four umbrellas and now
928
00:42:55.159 --> 00:42:56.820
I got like six kids in my house. I'm like, well,
929
00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:59.239
how am I supposed to feed all these kids? You know,
930
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:01.000
they showed up in the boxes. They were chill.
931
00:43:01.019 --> 00:43:03.610
You open it up, they fell down.
932
00:43:03.639 --> 00:43:07.449
They were everywhere. I didn't order this. Yeah.
933
00:43:07.610 --> 00:43:12.730
So anyway, um, I don't know about this story, but
934
00:43:12.750 --> 00:43:17.309
there was a Dutch supermodel named Karen Mulder. Gorgeous. And
935
00:43:17.349 --> 00:43:18.929
apparently she spoke out.
936
00:43:19.730 --> 00:43:19.969
Yeah.
937
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:22.280
And then like lost her career and ended up in
938
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:23.400
an insane asylum.
939
00:43:23.739 --> 00:43:23.840
Oh.
940
00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:25.820
That's the way they did it old school.
941
00:43:26.059 --> 00:43:26.360
Yeah.
942
00:43:26.519 --> 00:43:28.539
Do you know there was a time where men could
943
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:30.809
just say, my wife's crazy. Can you pick her up?
944
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:32.719
And they would go to an insane asylum.
945
00:43:32.969 --> 00:43:34.989
That's what the Salem witch hunts were. They used to
946
00:43:35.010 --> 00:43:37.369
just say, I don't like her. She's a witch. Oh,
947
00:43:37.429 --> 00:43:40.579
burn her. That was it. I mean, that's basically what
948
00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:41.920
it was. She's a witch.
949
00:43:42.300 --> 00:43:45.639
Yeah. And again, only one person in prison for all
950
00:43:45.659 --> 00:43:49.730
of this. It's a woman. Okay. So Melania, Melania Trump,
951
00:43:50.289 --> 00:43:52.409
her film came out January 3rd.
952
00:43:52.429 --> 00:43:53.670
Directed by Brett Ratner.
953
00:43:54.510 --> 00:43:56.429
Now people might go, what's the deal with Brett Ratner?
954
00:43:56.690 --> 00:43:59.190
I honestly can't remember because there was a golden era
955
00:43:59.250 --> 00:44:01.840
of you and I doing a lot of podcasting on
956
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:03.880
Juicy Scoop where every time you came, I said, there
957
00:44:03.940 --> 00:44:06.210
is a new one that just dropped. And that was
958
00:44:06.230 --> 00:44:09.389
in the Me Too 2017 era.
959
00:44:09.550 --> 00:44:09.800
Right.
960
00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:13.199
So in that time, there was a Brett Ratner thing.
961
00:44:13.219 --> 00:44:14.320
Yeah, he went down hard.
962
00:44:14.599 --> 00:44:16.780
I looked it up. There were about five or six women.
963
00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:23.570
One claimed, you know, full assault. But the point is,
964
00:44:23.670 --> 00:44:26.750
nothing happened. Nobody filed a lawsuit. Maybe there were some
965
00:44:26.809 --> 00:44:30.360
lawsuits or some... Something, but no, he was never arrested
966
00:44:30.409 --> 00:44:33.139
for anything. Just Warner brothers are like, get off the lot,
967
00:44:33.500 --> 00:44:35.639
ended all the deals. He had several like movies in
968
00:44:35.679 --> 00:44:39.300
the works. He'd done the rush hours. He'd done all
969
00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:41.639
these big movies and he was a young guy. He
970
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:44.780
still looks kind of young. And, but he was a
971
00:44:44.820 --> 00:44:47.190
creep and the stories were like, you know, I brought
972
00:44:47.230 --> 00:44:50.170
his lunch into this trailer and he was jacking off
973
00:44:50.230 --> 00:44:52.449
and I was like, can I not have to do this?
974
00:44:52.869 --> 00:44:55.010
So there were just a lot of creepy, creepy things
975
00:44:55.030 --> 00:44:59.480
where he just was a predator creep, allegedly, right? So
976
00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:04.599
he loses his career until Chris Tucker, who was also
977
00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:07.380
in the movie, who was in his movies that he did,
978
00:45:07.739 --> 00:45:10.519
what was it, Rush Hours? His face is all over
979
00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:13.920
the Epstein file. He liked going to the parties. All
980
00:45:13.940 --> 00:45:18.820
of a sudden, they somehow decide He decides, I will
981
00:45:18.840 --> 00:45:22.250
do a movie about Melania. Melania, would you like a
982
00:45:22.289 --> 00:45:22.829
movie done?
983
00:45:23.090 --> 00:45:23.429
Yes.
984
00:45:24.289 --> 00:45:27.889
Amazon allegedly paid $ 40 million to have it done.
985
00:45:27.909 --> 00:45:30.030
They paid for the movie, yeah.
986
00:45:30.750 --> 00:45:34.349
And she allegedly got 28 of it. Oh, really? Again,
987
00:45:34.550 --> 00:45:37.510
all allegedly, because who knows what's real news or not, okay?
988
00:45:38.630 --> 00:45:43.670
So the reviews were, some were 98 best movie I've
989
00:45:43.730 --> 00:45:47.449
ever seen percent, okay, on one site. And the other
990
00:45:47.650 --> 00:45:53.070
one was 5% Rotten Tomatoes. There was literally nothing in between. Okay?
991
00:45:53.670 --> 00:45:54.239
And I go.
992
00:45:55.340 --> 00:45:56.300
That's not fishy at all.
993
00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:59.860
I go, Drake, will you go see this movie with
994
00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:00.519
me tomorrow night?
995
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:05.239
Last night. I almost did the same thing. Just out
996
00:46:05.260 --> 00:46:06.000
of curiosity.
997
00:46:06.019 --> 00:46:07.699
It's out of curiosity. And that's what I don't like.
998
00:46:07.739 --> 00:46:11.119
When people say things like, I just found out... Talk
999
00:46:11.139 --> 00:46:13.320
about a witch hunt when someone's like, I just found
1000
00:46:13.380 --> 00:46:15.469
out that Chris Frangell is following this person.
1001
00:46:16.179 --> 00:46:17.340
And you're like, it's Instagram.
1002
00:46:17.380 --> 00:46:19.960
Instagram is TV. What are you talking about? Maybe I
1003
00:46:19.980 --> 00:46:23.159
just want to see what this person is saying. I
1004
00:46:23.320 --> 00:46:26.130
want to know what each thing is. So yeah, I'm like,
1005
00:46:27.190 --> 00:46:30.050
I'm going to go see what this movie is. And
1006
00:46:30.070 --> 00:46:31.809
at first I was like, do I need to wear
1007
00:46:31.829 --> 00:46:36.739
a wig and a hat? Okay, because I'm like, I
1008
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:38.500
know someone's going to get the wrong idea. They're going
1009
00:46:38.519 --> 00:46:39.630
to think I knew it.
1010
00:46:39.760 --> 00:46:41.070
And you're kind of recognizable.
1011
00:46:41.090 --> 00:46:41.190
Right.
1012
00:46:41.210 --> 00:46:43.630
Like, oh, so Heather walking in too?
1013
00:46:43.949 --> 00:46:47.730
I had just gotten microblading, micro needling. And so I
1014
00:46:47.730 --> 00:46:50.489
had no makeup on. So I looked pretty ugly and
1015
00:46:50.550 --> 00:46:53.739
I wore sweats and I wasn't really concerned.
1016
00:46:53.960 --> 00:46:54.219
Okay.
1017
00:46:54.340 --> 00:46:57.960
So I went to the thing. I lured Drake with
1018
00:46:58.019 --> 00:47:00.179
a fancy movie theater. Oh. I said.
1019
00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:01.619
Like the sit-down eating one?
1020
00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:03.199
Yes, and I said, we'll get some food, you can
1021
00:47:03.239 --> 00:47:04.480
have a beer, you know, whatever.
1022
00:47:04.500 --> 00:47:05.079
Oh, that's nice.
1023
00:47:05.539 --> 00:47:10.960
And so it starts. I also am very codependent when
1024
00:47:10.980 --> 00:47:12.760
I bring someone to a movie. Can I ask you
1025
00:47:12.820 --> 00:47:13.739
a question?
1026
00:47:13.780 --> 00:47:15.389
Does it play like a regular movie? Are there trailers
1027
00:47:15.429 --> 00:47:16.119
beforehand and all that?
1028
00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:18.070
Yeah, there were some trailers that looked awful. Yeah. There
1029
00:47:18.090 --> 00:47:20.110
was this one trailer where it's with.
1030
00:47:21.550 --> 00:47:21.989
Who's the.
1031
00:47:22.110 --> 00:47:23.909
Hillary Rodham Clinton.
1032
00:47:23.949 --> 00:47:24.110
No, no.
1033
00:47:24.230 --> 00:47:24.750
Ha, ha, ha.
1034
00:47:25.570 --> 00:47:28.989
No, the movie looks awful. It's called The Sheep's Detectives.
1035
00:47:29.610 --> 00:47:34.190
And it's a live action movie with Hugh Jackman runs
1036
00:47:34.250 --> 00:47:37.159
a farm and the sheeps are solving a town murder.
1037
00:47:37.489 --> 00:47:39.960
And they talk. I swear to God. And I go,
1038
00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:42.539
who the fuck is ever going to see this movie?
1039
00:47:42.639 --> 00:47:45.460
I go, why is this the preview before this movie?
1040
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:49.400
So I'm like, okay. So I'm like, Drake, press the button.
1041
00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:51.179
We need to get a drink. I don't know what
1042
00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:55.639
we're in for. And so we sit down and Um,
1043
00:47:56.510 --> 00:48:00.690
and it starts and it's the song that they put
1044
00:48:00.730 --> 00:48:05.949
in every movie. You know, every movie where it's slow-mo,
1045
00:48:06.010 --> 00:48:11.309
it's always like a Martin Scorsese, like, like, uh, please
1046
00:48:11.329 --> 00:48:13.429
look up the movie, Drake. What's the movie that's at
1047
00:48:13.469 --> 00:48:15.289
the top of the Melania movie. It is like a
1048
00:48:15.369 --> 00:48:18.530
famous movie. That's like, it's literally, but it still gives
1049
00:48:18.550 --> 00:48:19.030
you chills.
1050
00:48:19.329 --> 00:48:19.670
Okay.
1051
00:48:19.789 --> 00:48:23.800
But talk about lazy work, Brett Ratner, like lazy. And
1052
00:48:23.820 --> 00:48:28.099
they show the drone of the ocean, beautiful Mar-a-Lago, the
1053
00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:30.739
beach club. And then she comes out with all her
1054
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:34.489
secret service and they just focus on her feet. I'm like,
1055
00:48:34.550 --> 00:48:36.690
just like they do on a Real Housewives episode. They
1056
00:48:36.710 --> 00:48:38.550
always show like a foot coming out of a chair,
1057
00:48:38.949 --> 00:48:41.750
out of a car, you know, like, oh, nice. You know,
1058
00:48:41.769 --> 00:48:44.570
like it's just such a it's like nothing's original. Right.
1059
00:48:44.610 --> 00:48:46.469
So but I'm like, OK, what is it called?
1060
00:48:48.659 --> 00:48:48.920
Yeah.
1061
00:48:49.539 --> 00:48:50.360
Oh, they started with that.
1062
00:48:50.380 --> 00:48:52.369
Can you sing that to me? Yeah. It's just a
1063
00:48:52.389 --> 00:48:53.030
ride away.
1064
00:48:53.070 --> 00:48:56.090
Yeah. It's just a ride away.
1065
00:48:56.130 --> 00:48:56.809
Like, okay, yeah.
1066
00:48:56.849 --> 00:49:00.429
Gonna give me shelter. Yeah, and she's like, and.
1067
00:48:59.809 --> 00:49:02.860
She looks gorgeous. She puts on her sunglasses, and I'm like, okay.
1068
00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:04.320
So she gets on the plane, and then she goes
1069
00:49:04.360 --> 00:49:06.420
to her New York apartment that's all, you know, in
1070
00:49:06.960 --> 00:49:09.860
gold and everything. I'm like, okay, now let's get into it. Okay,
1071
00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:14.260
now I thought this was going to be, I misread something,
1072
00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:18.699
and I thought it was the time... before the inauguration,
1073
00:49:18.719 --> 00:49:21.260
so I thought what we were going to see is
1074
00:49:21.380 --> 00:49:25.659
her being like, fuck, okay, wait a minute. I'm going
1075
00:49:25.699 --> 00:49:29.320
back to the White House. How can I make it better?
1076
00:49:29.420 --> 00:49:32.219
How can I make it more fun? There's no way
1077
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:34.090
he's really going to win again. Oh, my God, he won. Like,
1078
00:49:34.179 --> 00:49:35.590
I thought we were going to see Barrett. I thought
1079
00:49:35.610 --> 00:49:38.369
we were going to see whatever. I knew it would
1080
00:49:38.389 --> 00:49:41.929
be flattering to them, but I thought we'd get more juice, right?
1081
00:49:42.809 --> 00:49:45.219
At least the inside of the White House a little bit. No,
1082
00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:45.889
you don't see any of that.
1083
00:49:45.909 --> 00:49:51.360
It's not a documentary because it's literally so curated. She never,
1084
00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:54.420
even in the real housewife, they have them like doing
1085
00:49:54.460 --> 00:49:56.599
their makeup before they go out. There is not one
1086
00:49:56.639 --> 00:50:02.000
moment that she is not absolutely done, quaffed gorgeous. And
1087
00:50:02.699 --> 00:50:06.300
she comes off great. She comes off intelligent, very lovely
1088
00:50:06.340 --> 00:50:11.670
to her staff, nice. But it's fucking boring. I'm sorry.
1089
00:50:11.889 --> 00:50:13.750
I'm not saying anything bad about.
1090
00:50:13.909 --> 00:50:14.760
How long is it?
1091
00:50:15.130 --> 00:50:17.050
It's a solid hour and a half, two hours.
1092
00:50:17.070 --> 00:50:17.130
Oh.
1093
00:50:17.690 --> 00:50:21.170
Yeah. So I'm sitting next to my straight son. Okay.
1094
00:50:21.210 --> 00:50:22.610
And it starts out too long.
1095
00:50:22.809 --> 00:50:24.650
And I'm like, I'm like, okay, at least he got
1096
00:50:24.670 --> 00:50:26.849
to see like a pretty shot of a golf course.
1097
00:50:26.909 --> 00:50:28.829
I'm like, okay, I'm okay. I'm okay. This is going
1098
00:50:28.849 --> 00:50:31.969
to be okay. Hopefully they'll go golfing. Hopefully something will happen.
1099
00:50:32.519 --> 00:50:37.860
And then it's her with her gaggle of gay designers.
1100
00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:40.800
So people better not say she's not an ally because
1101
00:50:40.820 --> 00:50:42.960
clearly the only people she's hired.
1102
00:50:42.980 --> 00:50:43.360
Sure.
1103
00:50:43.420 --> 00:50:47.849
So, and it's what, really what it is, it's the
1104
00:50:47.849 --> 00:50:51.130
20 days he's won. It's the 20 days before the inauguration,
1105
00:50:51.190 --> 00:50:53.409
which was January 25th or whatever the day it was.
1106
00:50:54.110 --> 00:50:56.989
And I'm like, oh, so she already knows she's going back.
1107
00:50:57.070 --> 00:50:57.630
Okay, fine.
1108
00:50:58.309 --> 00:51:02.130
And it's just her dealing. She has got three white
1109
00:51:02.170 --> 00:51:04.869
blouses and the, and the guy's like, and here is
1110
00:51:04.909 --> 00:51:08.179
your coat. And I did two different shoulder pads. Okay.
1111
00:51:08.260 --> 00:51:10.360
I'll go see which one looks better on me. I'll
1112
00:51:10.380 --> 00:51:12.190
see if, I want a higher shoulder pad or a
1113
00:51:12.190 --> 00:51:13.550
low shoulder pad. And he goes, you know what's so
1114
00:51:13.590 --> 00:51:16.070
great about Nadia is that she was a model. So
1115
00:51:16.170 --> 00:51:18.369
she knows that you need a centimeter here and a
1116
00:51:18.409 --> 00:51:20.510
did it to here. And yeah, she should be a
1117
00:51:20.550 --> 00:51:22.840
fashion designer. That's what she should have been doing. She
1118
00:51:22.860 --> 00:51:26.159
should be, she knows fashion. She looks good. So she
1119
00:51:26.199 --> 00:51:29.380
figures out her coat for the thing. And then the
1120
00:51:29.440 --> 00:51:31.500
rest of it is about the hamburger hat.
1121
00:51:31.860 --> 00:51:32.260
Oh yeah.
1122
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:35.849
And, but again, what I would have wanted to see
1123
00:51:35.949 --> 00:51:39.889
is her go, Oh God, I, I, I worked the
1124
00:51:39.969 --> 00:51:41.409
outfit around this hat. Cause I thought we were going
1125
00:51:41.429 --> 00:51:43.210
to be outside the whole time, but now it's so cold.
1126
00:51:43.230 --> 00:51:45.030
We're inside. How do I get rid of this hat?
1127
00:51:45.050 --> 00:51:47.630
Like there was not one like real moment of even
1128
00:51:47.670 --> 00:51:50.769
her being like the most real she said was in, Oh,
1129
00:51:50.789 --> 00:51:53.989
then she does these like these voiceovers where she's like,
1130
00:51:54.610 --> 00:51:57.469
one thing that I noticed was, you know, everybody in
1131
00:51:57.570 --> 00:52:00.699
America is so welcoming. And there was just nothing. It
1132
00:52:00.739 --> 00:52:03.000
was like literally Drake goes, I think chat GPT like
1133
00:52:03.019 --> 00:52:06.599
wrote her monologues. Like it was just kind of like, Yeah.
1134
00:52:06.639 --> 00:52:10.250
She's grateful. She's nice. She wants to help kids. It
1135
00:52:10.289 --> 00:52:13.809
was just, there was literally for juicy scooper. It's just
1136
00:52:13.869 --> 00:52:14.530
not juicy.
1137
00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:15.039
Right.
1138
00:52:15.739 --> 00:52:18.659
It's not going to make you angry, honestly. Even if
1139
00:52:18.679 --> 00:52:20.860
you hate them, I don't think it would make you angry.
1140
00:52:20.980 --> 00:52:23.199
I think you'll just be bored. I just think it's boring.
1141
00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:24.059
Is Donald Trump in it?
1142
00:52:24.469 --> 00:52:24.730
Yes.
1143
00:52:24.769 --> 00:52:27.989
He shows up very little, but he's very lovely to
1144
00:52:28.050 --> 00:52:32.550
her when they're together and gives her compliments. There's one
1145
00:52:32.590 --> 00:52:35.670
or two chuckle-y lines where we kind of chuckled about...
1146
00:52:35.469 --> 00:52:37.800
There's one or two moments where they kind of have
1147
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:41.599
a cute moment. It's all her. You see a couple
1148
00:52:41.619 --> 00:52:43.940
of the other kids. They never speak, including Barron.
1149
00:52:44.380 --> 00:52:44.659
Okay.
1150
00:52:45.099 --> 00:52:47.829
And but then like the camera will zoom at like
1151
00:52:48.010 --> 00:52:50.130
one of the fancy dinners and you will see Lauren
1152
00:52:50.170 --> 00:52:54.429
Sanchez and, and Jeff, we'll see Elon, like Brett Radner
1153
00:52:54.469 --> 00:52:56.409
knew enough to like, give us a little something like,
1154
00:52:56.449 --> 00:52:59.010
you know, and you're like, Oh, okay. You're just so
1155
00:52:59.050 --> 00:53:01.309
desperate for anything juicy in this thing that you're like,
1156
00:53:01.690 --> 00:53:04.489
what's going on? Like, and so then, so then she
1157
00:53:04.650 --> 00:53:07.550
works out that hamburger outfit guy. And of course Drake
1158
00:53:07.570 --> 00:53:09.889
didn't know who the ham burglar is.
1159
00:53:09.949 --> 00:53:12.809
So then I had to go, Oh, the actual Hamburglar
1160
00:53:12.829 --> 00:53:14.309
from the McDonald's commercials.
1161
00:53:14.469 --> 00:53:14.889
Yes.
1162
00:53:15.510 --> 00:53:16.690
Yeah, I know. Oh, I know.
1163
00:53:16.750 --> 00:53:21.050
But the Hamburglar hat was black with a white trim.
1164
00:53:21.090 --> 00:53:23.739
Hers was white. No, was hers black?
1165
00:53:24.090 --> 00:53:24.519
It was black.
1166
00:53:24.539 --> 00:53:26.199
No, it was black with a white trim. And she goes,
1167
00:53:26.579 --> 00:53:27.719
black and white are my colors.
1168
00:53:27.780 --> 00:53:28.280
I love them.
1169
00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:30.719
So then even her dress, then they work on her
1170
00:53:30.780 --> 00:53:34.000
fancy dress for the event, which was black and white stripe.
1171
00:53:34.159 --> 00:53:34.440
Right.
1172
00:53:34.659 --> 00:53:36.659
I don't know why she went that theme. And I
1173
00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:40.079
don't think Donald liked it because Donald said, you're going
1174
00:53:40.099 --> 00:53:42.429
to get a great dress, right, Melania? Because last time,
1175
00:53:42.489 --> 00:53:44.800
and they show her in the blue, and when she,
1176
00:53:44.820 --> 00:53:49.190
at the inauguration the first time, she had this gorgeous
1177
00:53:49.389 --> 00:53:52.710
baby blue with matching blue gloves, and the jacket came
1178
00:53:52.750 --> 00:53:56.989
out of three-quarter sleeve, and I remember I said that day, wow,
1179
00:53:57.730 --> 00:53:59.849
no one can deny this is a great outfit, and
1180
00:54:00.010 --> 00:54:03.130
I was flooded with hate. How dare you say she
1181
00:54:03.190 --> 00:54:07.070
looks good in the country? And I was like, oh shit, okay, fuck, fine.
1182
00:54:07.369 --> 00:54:10.230
So I'm like, Can we get a moment where maybe
1183
00:54:10.269 --> 00:54:13.389
Donald's like, why are you wearing that hat covering your
1184
00:54:13.409 --> 00:54:16.119
beautiful face? You know he didn't like that hat. There's
1185
00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:18.239
no way. Nobody liked the hat. She has a gorgeous face.
1186
00:54:18.280 --> 00:54:21.239
You couldn't see her the whole time. It's covering her eyes.
1187
00:54:21.699 --> 00:54:23.300
She wears those hats quite a bit.
1188
00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:25.760
But the rest of the movie, her hair is down
1189
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:28.969
and she's looking stunning and she always has cool sunglasses on.
1190
00:54:30.050 --> 00:54:32.190
But then you see her interviewing a couple people for
1191
00:54:32.230 --> 00:54:36.289
her staff. Not juicy. Very nice. Very polite. I'll see
1192
00:54:36.309 --> 00:54:38.369
you in the White House. Then you see her talking
1193
00:54:38.429 --> 00:54:44.789
to according to Candace Owen, the president, the French president's husband.
1194
00:54:45.130 --> 00:54:47.650
Oh, yeah. Yeah, right, right, the Macron's.
1195
00:54:48.610 --> 00:54:50.710
She comes off very womanly on the Zoom.
1196
00:54:50.889 --> 00:54:55.969
Oh, good. And she says, Hey, man, it's me, Miss Macron,
1197
00:54:57.639 --> 00:54:59.900
smoking a cigar. What did you expect?
1198
00:55:01.059 --> 00:55:04.000
And then she's like, Oh, hello, I'm so glad you
1199
00:55:04.039 --> 00:55:06.079
know me. She's got a French accent, and she's talking French,
1200
00:55:06.420 --> 00:55:09.639
and she's saying, like, And then Melanie's like, how do
1201
00:55:09.659 --> 00:55:13.460
we help kids with cyberbullying? And she's like, oh, well,
1202
00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:15.719
you know, in France, we don't let kids have a
1203
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:19.639
phone until they're 12. And then they have to be
1204
00:55:19.659 --> 00:55:22.179
a certain age to have social media. And she's writing
1205
00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:25.050
in her notes, no kids have phone until 12. And
1206
00:55:25.210 --> 00:55:26.630
I'm like, okay, really?
1207
00:55:26.869 --> 00:55:28.110
No phones for kids.
1208
00:55:28.349 --> 00:55:30.929
Then we get to the actual inauguration where we have
1209
00:55:30.949 --> 00:55:33.510
to go to the Jimmy Carter died.
1210
00:55:33.550 --> 00:55:34.050
You see her writing?
1211
00:55:36.179 --> 00:55:37.119
We saw her writing.
1212
00:55:36.920 --> 00:55:38.880
About the kids. Not with a crayon or anything.
1213
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:41.940
So then we have to see a funeral and we
1214
00:55:41.980 --> 00:55:46.840
have to see another funeral that's honoring fallen soldiers. And
1215
00:55:47.099 --> 00:55:49.320
I'm like, I really feel like the tension of Drake
1216
00:55:49.380 --> 00:55:52.260
next to me. And he's like, this is like a
1217
00:55:52.340 --> 00:55:55.280
school movie. And I go, yeah, this is like literally
1218
00:55:55.300 --> 00:55:58.199
you're seeing the White House, but it's boring because there's
1219
00:55:58.239 --> 00:56:01.940
nothing going on. So we see soldiers doing something and
1220
00:56:01.980 --> 00:56:05.530
then we have to go to each party, you know,
1221
00:56:05.570 --> 00:56:10.239
cause there's three balls and, and it's just like there,
1222
00:56:10.300 --> 00:56:12.820
it's like not, there's nobody really fun that we see
1223
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:13.800
except the family.
1224
00:56:13.820 --> 00:56:14.239
Yeah.
1225
00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:18.800
And, And we see Trump a little bit like working
1226
00:56:18.860 --> 00:56:20.599
on a speech. And then there's one moment when she's,
1227
00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:23.480
he's practicing his speech and she's there and she goes.
1228
00:56:23.619 --> 00:56:24.639
Wait, he practices.
1229
00:56:24.800 --> 00:56:26.400
He did practice.
1230
00:56:26.679 --> 00:56:26.980
I know.
1231
00:56:27.019 --> 00:56:29.380
Right. I was kind of surprised. And then she goes,
1232
00:56:29.420 --> 00:56:30.940
so she's like, could I come in for a minute?
1233
00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:32.559
He's like, yeah, I'm just going over the speech and
1234
00:56:32.579 --> 00:56:34.860
he's saying your speech. And then she says, and you
1235
00:56:34.900 --> 00:56:38.070
in the fire. And he's like, and she's like, and
1236
00:56:38.139 --> 00:56:40.449
you in the fire. And he's like, I'm going to
1237
00:56:40.469 --> 00:56:42.269
be a peacemaker and a unifier. And then we see
1238
00:56:42.309 --> 00:56:45.090
him say that. So then that was like, Oh, we
1239
00:56:45.139 --> 00:56:48.289
know that she came up with that. So it's like, again,
1240
00:56:48.309 --> 00:56:52.590
you know, oftentimes when someone says, let's do a documentary
1241
00:56:52.949 --> 00:56:57.150
on the manifest mama tour of the fall. Okay. And
1242
00:56:57.170 --> 00:57:00.590
the cameras are going to come and they're, and maybe
1243
00:57:00.610 --> 00:57:02.829
I'll have final say, but I'm like, yeah, show me
1244
00:57:02.869 --> 00:57:05.630
like getting annoyed, whatever. Like there's going to be a
1245
00:57:05.670 --> 00:57:08.949
couple of moments where the artist breaks down or, she
1246
00:57:08.969 --> 00:57:11.010
hurts her foot or she cries or she's sick or
1247
00:57:11.429 --> 00:57:14.090
she's drunk or there's something like this is. So this
1248
00:57:14.170 --> 00:57:16.630
was a movie. I literally felt like I was watching
1249
00:57:16.650 --> 00:57:20.670
an actress in a movie and it's 20 days preparing
1250
00:57:20.690 --> 00:57:23.250
for the inauguration, but that's not a juicy time of
1251
00:57:23.289 --> 00:57:26.429
your life. I thought 20, 20 days before he wins
1252
00:57:26.489 --> 00:57:27.889
would have been way juicier.
1253
00:57:27.909 --> 00:57:28.369
Right.
1254
00:57:28.929 --> 00:57:32.289
And like 20 days, like since she's been, I don't know.
1255
00:57:32.809 --> 00:57:36.210
So that my review is if you really love her
1256
00:57:36.230 --> 00:57:38.929
and you love fashion, you're like, got nothing to do. Go,
1257
00:57:38.969 --> 00:57:40.269
but it's not juicy.
1258
00:57:40.690 --> 00:57:41.489
Yeah.
1259
00:57:41.510 --> 00:57:45.170
And the fashion is only this outfit. And then at
1260
00:57:45.190 --> 00:57:47.110
the end, it's just her doing a great photo shoot
1261
00:57:47.130 --> 00:57:47.610
at the end.
1262
00:57:48.210 --> 00:57:49.070
Okay.
1263
00:57:49.289 --> 00:57:53.280
For her thing that's going to be in the White House. Yeah. So,
1264
00:57:53.420 --> 00:57:55.349
I mean, I hope. We're going to see it. It
1265
00:57:55.369 --> 00:57:57.750
doesn't get me canceled. I hope my review doesn't get
1266
00:57:57.789 --> 00:57:58.309
me canceled.
1267
00:57:58.329 --> 00:57:59.769
No, I think that was a pretty good one.
1268
00:57:59.809 --> 00:58:00.650
I mean, that's what it is.
1269
00:58:00.710 --> 00:58:02.269
I think some people went to see it just out
1270
00:58:02.289 --> 00:58:05.610
of curiosity. It's just not juicy. You're a reporter, and
1271
00:58:05.630 --> 00:58:06.519
you're reporting on it?
1272
00:58:06.809 --> 00:58:09.860
I mean, it just wasn't, yeah. But it's like, yeah,
1273
00:58:10.119 --> 00:58:12.920
it was legit pretty dull.
1274
00:58:13.260 --> 00:58:13.539
Okay.
1275
00:58:13.559 --> 00:58:15.900
But at least she's pretty to look at.
1276
00:58:16.099 --> 00:58:18.159
Yeah, well, that we knew before.
1277
00:58:18.199 --> 00:58:20.780
She's a good mom. She's a pleasant person. I mean,
1278
00:58:20.800 --> 00:58:22.909
I don't think people can deny that, but that was it.
1279
00:58:23.610 --> 00:58:25.269
And then there was a little bit of the Joe Biden.
1280
00:58:25.309 --> 00:58:26.570
That was kind of good when they had to, like,
1281
00:58:26.630 --> 00:58:28.849
cross over. They're like, they have five hours to get
1282
00:58:28.889 --> 00:58:32.710
out of the White House, you know. But they were, like,
1283
00:58:32.769 --> 00:58:34.489
pleasant to each other. Joe Biden needs like 20 hours.
1284
00:58:34.530 --> 00:58:38.289
They did show Kamala Harris being fucking pissed that day. Oh.
1285
00:58:38.309 --> 00:58:42.570
On the day of the inauguration, she's just like... So like,
1286
00:58:42.590 --> 00:58:44.989
you know, Brett's doing that stuff. And then you hear
1287
00:58:45.070 --> 00:58:48.250
Brett or somebody else kind of ask questions as the documentarian.
1288
00:58:48.289 --> 00:58:51.590
But in my opinion, if you're looking for a documentary,
1289
00:58:51.780 --> 00:58:55.460
it's not that. This is like a glossy thing.
1290
00:58:55.480 --> 00:58:55.559
Yeah.
1291
00:58:55.579 --> 00:58:57.300
It's a propaganda, some would call it.
1292
00:58:58.239 --> 00:58:59.519
I don't think it was propaganda. I just think it
1293
00:58:59.539 --> 00:59:01.369
was curated. It's like if you were to put your
1294
00:59:01.369 --> 00:59:03.440
own thing together and you were going to make sure
1295
00:59:03.440 --> 00:59:07.380
that you like had final say and that you only looked,
1296
00:59:07.659 --> 00:59:10.400
I mean, to not have one moment where, and she's gorgeous,
1297
00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:12.679
not to have one moment where you're just like coming
1298
00:59:12.739 --> 00:59:16.619
out of the shower in a towel hair and you're like, okay, actually,
1299
00:59:16.699 --> 00:59:19.690
you know what? Or saying, holy shit, my feet are dying.
1300
00:59:19.710 --> 00:59:22.329
Like people said her feet were dying. Okay. We know that,
1301
00:59:22.369 --> 00:59:24.489
that she was dying about her feet that day. All
1302
00:59:24.530 --> 00:59:27.789
she said was, and now more time in heels. Like
1303
00:59:27.829 --> 00:59:30.030
to like laugh at it. And at the end, she
1304
00:59:30.070 --> 00:59:31.650
takes off her heel. But even if she just took
1305
00:59:31.670 --> 00:59:34.210
off her heel and was like, I need an ice bucket,
1306
00:59:34.369 --> 00:59:35.650
just some more real moment.
1307
00:59:35.690 --> 00:59:37.480
Well, that's kind of what people want out of her.
1308
00:59:37.489 --> 00:59:38.829
Can we see one human moment?
1309
00:59:38.869 --> 00:59:39.190
Right.
1310
00:59:39.289 --> 00:59:40.510
People thought they were going to get that out of
1311
00:59:40.550 --> 00:59:41.690
that movie, and I guess you didn't.
1312
00:59:42.289 --> 00:59:42.909
No. Yeah.
1313
00:59:43.010 --> 00:59:43.170
No.
1314
00:59:43.590 --> 00:59:48.989
So one juicy thing I want to just say about
1315
00:59:49.010 --> 00:59:50.659
this housewife, so it's not for you, but I have
1316
00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:51.090
to say it.
1317
00:59:51.219 --> 00:59:51.739
Go ahead.
1318
00:59:52.570 --> 00:59:55.440
So there's a girl, Bronwyn. She was married to this
1319
00:59:55.559 --> 00:59:57.599
awful guy named Todd in Real House of Salt Lake City.
1320
00:59:57.719 --> 00:59:57.900
Okay.
1321
00:59:58.469 --> 01:00:01.010
Every fan that watched it, he was much older. She
1322
01:00:01.030 --> 01:00:04.469
was younger. We all were rooting that they'd break up.
1323
01:00:04.510 --> 01:00:08.449
And most housewives do divorce their husband. They're getting a divorce. Oh, okay.
1324
01:00:09.230 --> 01:00:11.559
The news has come out that she's dating a 32-year-old.
1325
01:00:11.599 --> 01:00:14.420
Her last husband was 67. He looked like the guy
1326
01:00:14.460 --> 01:00:14.800
in Up.
1327
01:00:15.539 --> 01:00:16.900
Oh, yeah. Remember Up?
1328
01:00:16.940 --> 01:00:19.940
He looks like him. And now she's dating a 32-year-old
1329
01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:22.019
model named Brandon Good.
1330
01:00:22.239 --> 01:00:23.239
That's what everybody needs.
1331
01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:27.750
And I just want to say, I knew about this
1332
01:00:28.110 --> 01:00:31.789
two weeks ago when I was at the Kyle Richards
1333
01:00:31.849 --> 01:00:35.190
white party with all the housewives. And she said, I'm
1334
01:00:35.210 --> 01:00:38.550
dating a model. She's like, well, Todd's being very nice
1335
01:00:38.610 --> 01:00:40.469
right now because he thinks we're getting back together. And
1336
01:00:40.550 --> 01:00:42.699
so I'm getting everything I want by him being nice
1337
01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:45.760
to me. And I go, are you dating anybody? She's like,
1338
01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:47.719
I am. I don't want anyone to know, but I
1339
01:00:47.840 --> 01:00:50.719
am dating somebody. He's a 32-year-old model. I'm like, good
1340
01:00:50.760 --> 01:00:53.019
for you. She's like, yeah, he's waiting in a bed
1341
01:00:53.059 --> 01:00:56.309
in Montana. Oh, like they, she came from like big sky.
1342
01:00:56.329 --> 01:00:57.150
They were skiing or something.
1343
01:00:57.170 --> 01:00:58.760
She came to the thing and she's going back to him.
1344
01:00:59.260 --> 01:01:00.219
And I was like, okay.
1345
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:02.199
And I'm, is he a real model?
1346
01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:02.500
Yes.
1347
01:01:02.539 --> 01:01:03.480
He's a real model.
1348
01:01:03.500 --> 01:01:05.440
Look at him. No, he's like a real, I see. No,
1349
01:01:05.480 --> 01:01:07.460
he's like a real fashion model. No, like a real
1350
01:01:07.500 --> 01:01:08.760
fashion model. Cause she just was, is.
1351
01:01:08.699 --> 01:01:10.780
He in like Prada ads or is he in, I
1352
01:01:10.820 --> 01:01:11.320
think so.
1353
01:01:11.360 --> 01:01:13.199
Like she's doing, cause she does, she's really into fashion.
1354
01:01:13.219 --> 01:01:15.489
She does like Vogue and stuff. She just did like
1355
01:01:15.510 --> 01:01:17.309
a Vogue, like a cover of like one of those
1356
01:01:17.349 --> 01:01:19.789
Vogue's that's not Vogue. It's like Vogue in another country,
1357
01:01:19.829 --> 01:01:23.519
but whatever. And, So anyway, I just want to say,
1358
01:01:23.539 --> 01:01:25.800
you know, when you tell me not to say something,
1359
01:01:26.639 --> 01:01:28.860
I don't because I did not want to share that
1360
01:01:28.900 --> 01:01:31.039
she had a boyfriend because people said, oh, you went
1361
01:01:31.059 --> 01:01:32.639
to the party and you talked to Bronwyn. Is she
1362
01:01:32.679 --> 01:01:35.539
dating anybody? And I said, I don't know, but I
1363
01:01:35.579 --> 01:01:37.980
think she's doing really well and she looks great, you know,
1364
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:39.880
because I thought I don't want to fuck it up
1365
01:01:39.920 --> 01:01:41.679
with the husband if the husband is giving her a
1366
01:01:41.699 --> 01:01:43.860
lot of money thinking they're getting back together. But now
1367
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:45.920
that people have reported that she has a boyfriend, I
1368
01:01:45.940 --> 01:01:48.320
will say yes. She had a boyfriend. It's been going
1369
01:01:48.380 --> 01:01:52.139
on a while and let's all cheer for her for
1370
01:01:52.179 --> 01:01:58.639
going from 67-year-old up guy to a 32-year-old legit tall,
1371
01:01:58.719 --> 01:01:59.639
gorgeous model.
1372
01:02:00.340 --> 01:02:01.940
Good for her. I'm happy to hear that.
1373
01:02:02.119 --> 01:02:05.239
Now, how do you feel about Billie Eilish? She made
1374
01:02:05.480 --> 01:02:10.809
a statement saying, nobody is an immigrant on stolen land.
1375
01:02:11.010 --> 01:02:12.989
At the Grammys.
1376
01:02:13.210 --> 01:02:18.929
So anybody in America, we weren't We were settlers. And,
1377
01:02:20.829 --> 01:02:25.250
you know, so anyway, so then this land, this Indian
1378
01:02:25.289 --> 01:02:27.289
tribe called Tonga.
1379
01:02:27.809 --> 01:02:28.889
Yeah, the Tonga tribe.
1380
01:02:28.909 --> 01:02:32.730
They said, hi, actually, you're on our land. Yeah.
1381
01:02:33.190 --> 01:02:34.750
But then they went on to say that they were
1382
01:02:34.789 --> 01:02:37.809
happy that you pointed it out in their speech.
1383
01:02:38.250 --> 01:02:38.469
Yeah.
1384
01:02:38.489 --> 01:02:40.210
So there was two sides. Anyway, yeah.
1385
01:02:40.630 --> 01:02:43.389
But also I want to say, nice, but the American
1386
01:02:43.469 --> 01:02:46.139
Indians are not the ones that are the target of
1387
01:02:46.280 --> 01:02:49.360
ice either so the whole thing just doesn't right really
1388
01:02:49.400 --> 01:02:51.920
make you're not it just doesn't make sense.
1389
01:02:51.659 --> 01:02:55.130
Well here's the thing about award shows yeah you just
1390
01:02:55.150 --> 01:02:57.409
need to i think we all need to get comfortable
1391
01:02:57.429 --> 01:02:59.269
with the fact that sometimes people are going to say
1392
01:02:59.969 --> 01:03:03.550
the wrong thing political statements and.
1393
01:03:02.590 --> 01:03:05.050
It might be like you might regret it later it might.
1394
01:03:04.889 --> 01:03:07.650
Be wrong yeah you know um take it for what
1395
01:03:07.670 --> 01:03:09.550
it's worth you can either watch them or not you
1396
01:03:09.570 --> 01:03:11.760
know you know what's coming Right. You know what I mean?
1397
01:03:11.780 --> 01:03:13.039
Or you can just watch the musical.
1398
01:03:13.059 --> 01:03:15.760
I watched the Grammys. Yeah. They were fine enough. I mean,
1399
01:03:15.820 --> 01:03:16.099
I don't.
1400
01:03:16.380 --> 01:03:19.980
I talked about how, you know, I always loved Justin
1401
01:03:20.059 --> 01:03:23.059
singing and, you know, he came out with the underwear
1402
01:03:23.079 --> 01:03:24.219
and the purple thing.
1403
01:03:24.239 --> 01:03:25.000
Oh, Bieber. Yeah.
1404
01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:28.320
Bieber, Justin Bieber. And now I'm seeing stuff where people
1405
01:03:28.380 --> 01:03:30.619
are saying, oh, that whole thing with the mirror and
1406
01:03:30.639 --> 01:03:34.320
being like, it's a, that's a humiliation ritual that he
1407
01:03:34.380 --> 01:03:38.320
went through and he's signaling like again that he, Cause
1408
01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:42.150
I mean, he was signaling a lot that his experience
1409
01:03:42.210 --> 01:03:47.809
with P Diddy and stuff wasn't just, you know, playing Scrabble. Oh, and,
1410
01:03:48.010 --> 01:03:50.150
and so this was like with a purple guitar, it's
1411
01:03:50.170 --> 01:03:53.030
like an ode to Prince with the, I don't know.
1412
01:03:53.630 --> 01:03:54.130
I don't know.
1413
01:03:54.170 --> 01:03:55.510
The performance was kind of cool.
1414
01:03:55.789 --> 01:03:56.809
It was totally cool.
1415
01:03:56.909 --> 01:03:57.210
Yeah.
1416
01:03:57.269 --> 01:04:00.190
So I hope whatever that situation is, he can signal
1417
01:04:00.210 --> 01:04:02.329
it all he wants. As long as he is still
1418
01:04:02.409 --> 01:04:05.889
making music and seeing happy, but there you go. Then
1419
01:04:06.090 --> 01:04:10.429
jelly roll. He said, Hey, leave me alone. I will
1420
01:04:10.469 --> 01:04:12.989
make a statement in a week after I do these
1421
01:04:13.010 --> 01:04:14.670
couple other concerts where people.
1422
01:04:14.690 --> 01:04:16.210
He said a little more than that. He said a
1423
01:04:16.230 --> 01:04:18.429
little more. He said, I'm dumb. I'm a dumb redneck.
1424
01:04:18.449 --> 01:04:20.409
You know, and they asked him about Ice and what
1425
01:04:20.449 --> 01:04:21.090
he thinks about it.
1426
01:04:21.110 --> 01:04:21.369
Yeah.
1427
01:04:21.590 --> 01:04:22.030
Afterward.
1428
01:04:22.269 --> 01:04:22.429
Right.
1429
01:04:22.449 --> 01:04:24.949
When he was on the, you know, talking to the reporters.
1430
01:04:25.989 --> 01:04:27.929
And he said that, you know, Ice, he wasn't going
1431
01:04:27.949 --> 01:04:28.400
to say anything.
1432
01:04:28.880 --> 01:04:29.099
Yeah.
1433
01:04:29.139 --> 01:04:30.960
Because he's dumb and he's a redneck.
1434
01:04:31.690 --> 01:04:33.630
Which is mean to people who are, quote, unquote, from
1435
01:04:33.650 --> 01:04:34.030
the South.
1436
01:04:34.070 --> 01:04:36.050
He doesn't have a phone, and he doesn't keep up
1437
01:04:36.090 --> 01:04:37.969
with that sort of thing, which all might be true,
1438
01:04:38.130 --> 01:04:38.449
you know.
1439
01:04:38.610 --> 01:04:39.949
I don't even have social media.
1440
01:04:40.030 --> 01:04:40.369
Yeah.
1441
01:04:40.489 --> 01:04:42.710
Maybe you don't. It's probably healthy that you don't.
1442
01:04:42.769 --> 01:04:42.969
Right.
1443
01:04:42.989 --> 01:04:45.630
But, like, you got to, like, you're walking on earth,
1444
01:04:45.690 --> 01:04:46.130
aren't you?
1445
01:04:46.230 --> 01:04:46.630
Yeah.
1446
01:04:47.010 --> 01:04:47.730
I mean, I understand.
1447
01:04:48.269 --> 01:04:50.909
Well, I mean, I feel like, I mean, what side
1448
01:04:50.929 --> 01:04:53.659
do you think Jelly Roll's on, everybody? Come on. We
1449
01:04:53.699 --> 01:04:56.019
all know where Jelly Roll stands. I don't think that's
1450
01:04:56.039 --> 01:04:59.349
going to be a surprise to anybody that, whatever. political
1451
01:04:59.389 --> 01:05:00.730
statement because he said he was going to make a
1452
01:05:00.769 --> 01:05:02.690
political statement in the next week or so but.
1453
01:05:02.630 --> 01:05:05.570
I also feel someone like him if he's putting out
1454
01:05:05.610 --> 01:05:09.320
that he's so clueless all someone would have to do
1455
01:05:09.440 --> 01:05:12.019
is show him one tick tock and he'd be like
1456
01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:16.219
yeah outrage too so it's like just he's just yeah
1457
01:05:16.280 --> 01:05:20.159
he's like listen i i think with certain stars like
1458
01:05:20.179 --> 01:05:23.309
that that they're like Again, he's always like, I'm just,
1459
01:05:23.469 --> 01:05:27.559
I was in prison. I came from trash parents. I
1460
01:05:27.579 --> 01:05:29.679
don't deserve to be here only by the grace of
1461
01:05:29.739 --> 01:05:32.199
God that I'm here. So he's like, I don't want,
1462
01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:34.380
I'm going to take the advice of his people or whatever.
1463
01:05:34.440 --> 01:05:37.780
I'm not going to say something that I, that to
1464
01:05:37.820 --> 01:05:40.260
fuck up my life, just to please somebody. And I
1465
01:05:40.320 --> 01:05:40.780
agree with him.
1466
01:05:40.820 --> 01:05:42.019
I almost kind of agree with him.
1467
01:05:42.170 --> 01:05:43.489
Yeah, like why?
1468
01:05:43.510 --> 01:05:46.670
I know people will crucify us for saying this, but yes,
1469
01:05:46.809 --> 01:05:51.480
like he's just like, I know my audience. I've got
1470
01:05:51.500 --> 01:05:52.280
to pay my bills, too.
1471
01:05:52.300 --> 01:05:54.449
But people were probably saying, how do you feel about
1472
01:05:54.530 --> 01:05:56.949
Israel and Palestine? How do you feel about Russia and Ukraine?
1473
01:05:56.989 --> 01:05:58.550
How do you feel about the mass shootings? How do
1474
01:05:58.570 --> 01:06:03.559
you feel about this? All the things that... Like, look,
1475
01:06:04.239 --> 01:06:05.800
I want you to just listen to my music and
1476
01:06:05.820 --> 01:06:08.860
just be inspired to keep going on with your shitty
1477
01:06:08.900 --> 01:06:11.579
life because look at me now. And, you know, now
1478
01:06:11.639 --> 01:06:16.059
he's lost 300 pounds. He might not have social media,
1479
01:06:16.079 --> 01:06:18.530
but he did have a dentist phone number. And maybe
1480
01:06:18.550 --> 01:06:20.449
he went to Epstein Island and got his teeth done.
1481
01:06:20.469 --> 01:06:22.190
But I don't think so. I think he went to
1482
01:06:22.230 --> 01:06:26.809
a legit dentist, got some big chompers and looks good. Now,
1483
01:06:27.070 --> 01:06:30.150
I have made a prediction that the next move will
1484
01:06:30.230 --> 01:06:32.369
be to start to remove some tattoos on the face.
1485
01:06:32.389 --> 01:06:33.989
You did say that my last time on.
1486
01:06:34.190 --> 01:06:35.389
And I still think I'm right.
1487
01:06:35.530 --> 01:06:35.969
Really?
1488
01:06:36.289 --> 01:06:38.289
He's going to hold off. But this is what's going
1489
01:06:38.309 --> 01:06:42.170
to happen. They're going to have a baby. Either she's
1490
01:06:42.210 --> 01:06:44.289
going to have a baby through a surrogate or something,
1491
01:06:44.309 --> 01:06:45.710
because I know she's tried and struggled.
1492
01:06:45.750 --> 01:06:46.610
He has kids.
1493
01:06:46.880 --> 01:06:49.239
He has an older daughter that they raised together.
1494
01:06:49.260 --> 01:06:49.480
Right.
1495
01:06:49.659 --> 01:06:51.780
But they're going to have a new baby somehow, whether
1496
01:06:51.820 --> 01:06:55.730
it's adopted or not. And then he'll say... I want
1497
01:06:55.769 --> 01:06:58.630
my son to like see me as me and this
1498
01:06:58.710 --> 01:06:59.949
is my past me.
1499
01:07:00.210 --> 01:07:00.489
Yeah.
1500
01:07:00.630 --> 01:07:03.349
And I, I'm, that's why I'm removing these facial tattoos.
1501
01:07:04.670 --> 01:07:07.659
Well, if he needs a baby, there is a dresser
1502
01:07:07.719 --> 01:07:12.559
on Wayfair. That's $ 9, 000 and it comes with a baby.
1503
01:07:13.059 --> 01:07:16.880
So there's your answer. Um, um, okay.
1504
01:07:16.900 --> 01:07:20.059
So then we go, okay. So speaking of drastic changes,
1505
01:07:20.780 --> 01:07:25.059
Jonah Hill, um, who has been in so many great movies,
1506
01:07:25.119 --> 01:07:28.199
so funny. When he first started, he was heavy. He
1507
01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:32.130
very hunched back. That always bothered me more than his weight.
1508
01:07:32.269 --> 01:07:34.309
I was always like, wow, when you have bad posture,
1509
01:07:34.329 --> 01:07:36.840
that's a hard thing to fix. It appears he's fixed it,
1510
01:07:37.010 --> 01:07:41.679
lost weight. But talk about looking completely unrecognizable. Here he
1511
01:07:41.739 --> 01:07:43.440
is in this movie with Keanu Reeves.
1512
01:07:43.820 --> 01:07:48.340
Yeah. I mean, he's been thin for quite some time.
1513
01:07:48.360 --> 01:07:50.320
Look, they cut it off. He still is a little hunchback.
1514
01:07:50.670 --> 01:07:52.409
But he is thin and he's bald.
1515
01:07:52.730 --> 01:07:55.530
I also think that's.
1516
01:07:55.449 --> 01:07:59.519
Great that he changes his look so much. He's healthy now,
1517
01:07:59.619 --> 01:08:02.639
but also how great is because he's such a good actor.
1518
01:08:02.980 --> 01:08:04.519
So when he was in The Wolf of Wall Street
1519
01:08:04.599 --> 01:08:08.599
as the fucking friend or whatever, he fit it. And
1520
01:08:08.639 --> 01:08:11.400
now whatever this movie is, and we all love Keanu,
1521
01:08:11.440 --> 01:08:13.440
so the movie's called Outcome.
1522
01:08:13.940 --> 01:08:16.039
Yeah, looks good. I'll watch that.
1523
01:08:16.100 --> 01:08:18.310
I'll see that. Okay, the Super Bowl's coming.
1524
01:08:18.350 --> 01:08:19.029
Oh, Sunday.
1525
01:08:19.050 --> 01:08:21.590
Big day. Sunday, of course. L.A. Rams aren't in it. So,
1526
01:08:21.689 --> 01:08:23.270
I mean, if the L.A. Rams were in it, it
1527
01:08:23.369 --> 01:08:24.189
would have been.
1528
01:08:24.329 --> 01:08:24.789
So close.
1529
01:08:24.869 --> 01:08:27.350
It would have been a whole different thing in L.A. Yeah. Like,
1530
01:08:27.430 --> 01:08:31.329
I would have been, I would have been so up by, where,
1531
01:08:31.350 --> 01:08:32.840
what party am I going to go to? What am
1532
01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:34.979
I going to do? Like, it's going to be so fun.
1533
01:08:35.000 --> 01:08:36.479
It's so crazy. But they're not.
1534
01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:39.159
No, Seahawks and the Patriots.
1535
01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:40.840
What are you doing? I'm going to a party.
1536
01:08:40.859 --> 01:08:43.199
I'm going to a house party. I begged my wife.
1537
01:08:43.260 --> 01:08:44.600
I said, I just want to stay at the house
1538
01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:46.989
and watch it. Just me and. you know, my daughter
1539
01:08:47.010 --> 01:08:49.090
and my wife and her, she goes, my parents are
1540
01:08:49.109 --> 01:08:50.760
going to come over. That's fine. They don't make any.
1541
01:08:50.779 --> 01:08:52.039
So you're doing real chill. Okay.
1542
01:08:52.060 --> 01:08:52.319
Yeah.
1543
01:08:52.579 --> 01:08:55.819
So, um, and bad bunny is playing.
1544
01:08:56.399 --> 01:08:59.869
Oh, bad bunny is playing the halftime show.
1545
01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:00.420
Right.
1546
01:09:00.439 --> 01:09:02.359
Which is, people are furious.
1547
01:09:02.760 --> 01:09:04.039
Are they really furious?
1548
01:09:04.060 --> 01:09:06.779
Well, you know what I mean. People are furious in
1549
01:09:06.819 --> 01:09:09.829
a fake way. I guess because he speaks Spanish. And
1550
01:09:09.949 --> 01:09:11.729
I think the entire halftime show is going to be
1551
01:09:11.750 --> 01:09:14.810
in Spanish. Because all the songs are in Spanish, as
1552
01:09:14.850 --> 01:09:15.270
far as I know.
1553
01:09:16.109 --> 01:09:18.770
It's in San Francisco, which is very liberal, too.
1554
01:09:18.960 --> 01:09:22.199
Right. Outside. That stadium is quite a bit of a
1555
01:09:22.220 --> 01:09:23.460
distance outside of San Francisco.
1556
01:09:23.560 --> 01:09:24.220
Okay. Wow.
1557
01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:24.520
Yeah.
1558
01:09:24.560 --> 01:09:26.180
But yeah, it's up there.
1559
01:09:26.479 --> 01:09:28.000
I mean, we're a gay state. Yeah.
1560
01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:30.380
How are we ever?
1561
01:09:31.180 --> 01:09:31.439
Yeah.
1562
01:09:31.760 --> 01:09:32.180
Yeah.
1563
01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:35.859
So it'll be, you know, a fun thing if you
1564
01:09:35.880 --> 01:09:36.239
were to go.
1565
01:09:36.260 --> 01:09:38.550
A lot of commercials. They're already coming out, some of them.
1566
01:09:38.600 --> 01:09:41.029
They're showing some of the, I think there's one with
1567
01:09:41.069 --> 01:09:43.729
Jennifer Anderson and Matt LeBlanc back together again, I saw.
1568
01:09:43.750 --> 01:09:43.829
Yeah.
1569
01:09:44.609 --> 01:09:48.369
Oh, nice. What kind of chip is this, Matt?
1570
01:09:48.569 --> 01:09:50.550
I think it's a Dunkin' Donuts. I think Ben Affleck's
1571
01:09:50.670 --> 01:09:51.770
in it, too. They're all in it.
1572
01:09:52.310 --> 01:09:54.729
Oh, I could go for a great cup of coffee.
1573
01:09:55.390 --> 01:09:59.600
I could, oh, flavors. So delicious. Yeah, I'm excited to
1574
01:09:59.649 --> 01:10:02.800
see that. Yeah, commercials are always fun. It's always fun
1575
01:10:02.810 --> 01:10:03.800
to watch it with a bunch of people.
1576
01:10:03.840 --> 01:10:08.659
And if you want, there's an alternative halftime show. Yeah,
1577
01:10:08.699 --> 01:10:11.399
the All-American Halftime Show sponsored by.
1578
01:10:12.819 --> 01:10:13.520
Turning Point.
1579
01:10:13.560 --> 01:10:16.380
Yeah, Erica Kirk.
1580
01:10:17.079 --> 01:10:18.760
But where are they performing?
1581
01:10:20.319 --> 01:10:23.340
I couldn't find the actual venue.
1582
01:10:23.180 --> 01:10:25.020
They're performing in. Are they just going to a place
1583
01:10:25.079 --> 01:10:25.640
and filming it?
1584
01:10:25.920 --> 01:10:28.640
No, there's going to be a live performance with Kid
1585
01:10:28.699 --> 01:10:32.420
Rock and several other country stars. And it's the All-American
1586
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:35.399
Halftime Show. And you could go over to that if
1587
01:10:35.420 --> 01:10:37.319
you don't want to watch Bad Bunny on YouTube and
1588
01:10:37.380 --> 01:10:41.220
Rumble and some other places, right? Yeah, so you choose.
1589
01:10:41.239 --> 01:10:43.699
You choose. That's the beauty of America. There's choices here
1590
01:10:43.720 --> 01:10:44.100
in America.
1591
01:10:44.159 --> 01:10:46.779
So here's the thing. And Erica Kirk will come out
1592
01:10:46.840 --> 01:10:50.180
on a bottle rocket. I think the turning point people
1593
01:10:51.420 --> 01:10:58.699
maybe got this idea from possibly me because I regurgitated
1594
01:10:59.000 --> 01:11:01.859
a truth that Keenan Irwains talked about.
1595
01:11:01.880 --> 01:11:02.340
Okay.
1596
01:11:02.920 --> 01:11:05.819
But so Keenan had In Living Color.
1597
01:11:06.180 --> 01:11:06.840
I remember that.
1598
01:11:06.859 --> 01:11:09.340
And the halftime show was not that big of a
1599
01:11:09.359 --> 01:11:13.930
deal back then. And he had the idea to get
1600
01:11:14.170 --> 01:11:18.430
people to watch their halftime show where they had David
1601
01:11:18.550 --> 01:11:23.819
Allen Greer and Keenan's brother, Damon, played these, speaking of gay,
1602
01:11:23.859 --> 01:11:27.260
they played these really funny two movie review gay guys.
1603
01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:30.279
And they were going to do a halftime show. Yeah,
1604
01:11:30.319 --> 01:11:33.810
they were going to do a halftime show And of course,
1605
01:11:33.829 --> 01:11:36.149
Jim Carrey was in it and the best, funniest characters.
1606
01:11:36.170 --> 01:11:37.489
I remember vividly.
1607
01:11:37.979 --> 01:11:41.779
And so they're like, yeah, for those 15 minutes, come
1608
01:11:41.840 --> 01:11:45.680
over to Fox and watch the show. And then after
1609
01:11:45.739 --> 01:11:48.579
that is when the Super Bowl was like, oh, never
1610
01:11:48.640 --> 01:11:51.960
fucking again. We're only going to have top entertainment so
1611
01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:57.079
that no one leaves the thing. But to have something
1612
01:11:57.180 --> 01:12:00.720
alternative at that time when everybody's watching TV with their friends,
1613
01:12:01.319 --> 01:12:04.640
and most likely if you're at someone's house, you probably
1614
01:12:04.880 --> 01:12:07.430
are politically on the same page. I don't think there's
1615
01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:09.409
going to be half the room being like, can you
1616
01:12:09.489 --> 01:12:13.689
turn over to the streamer rumble or whatever it is.
1617
01:12:13.970 --> 01:12:15.649
It's either going to be everyone's going to be like, oh,
1618
01:12:15.750 --> 01:12:16.909
we're watching Kid Rock.
1619
01:12:17.449 --> 01:12:19.550
A bunch of old ladies going, a bar with the bar,
1620
01:12:19.569 --> 01:12:21.319
the bang, the bang, diddy, diddy.
1621
01:12:21.340 --> 01:12:22.640
What? What?
1622
01:12:26.289 --> 01:12:28.630
Or you're just going to be like, you're either.
1623
01:12:28.489 --> 01:12:29.899
Going to like the music or you're going to be
1624
01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:31.239
like at a party and you're going to be like,
1625
01:12:31.300 --> 01:12:36.880
let me just go get some Buffalo dip and like you, whatever. Um, yeah.
1626
01:12:36.899 --> 01:12:39.619
So that's, that's what I think. I think they're just like,
1627
01:12:39.720 --> 01:12:42.350
we'll take advantage of this situation. We'll take advantage of this.
1628
01:12:42.510 --> 01:12:42.819
Right.
1629
01:12:42.939 --> 01:12:45.810
Disdain for something so stupid, you know, like whatever.
1630
01:12:45.829 --> 01:12:48.109
Um, it's fun.
1631
01:12:48.289 --> 01:12:51.199
Jason Bateman, uh, got in trouble because, you know, he
1632
01:12:51.260 --> 01:12:54.350
is on a top podcast with two other superstars, which
1633
01:12:54.390 --> 01:12:56.550
I'm like, they're all like in movies all the time.
1634
01:12:56.609 --> 01:12:59.170
So yeah, I think they make, do their podcast. I
1635
01:12:59.250 --> 01:13:01.470
don't think they do a lot of prep. I think
1636
01:13:01.489 --> 01:13:03.710
they put on their headphones and click on their Zoom,
1637
01:13:04.140 --> 01:13:06.859
and they probably knock out three in a day, once
1638
01:13:06.920 --> 01:13:09.439
every three weeks. I don't think this is something that's
1639
01:13:09.500 --> 01:13:10.100
not a big deal.
1640
01:13:10.119 --> 01:13:12.180
If you guys watch podcasts, not many people do too
1641
01:13:12.220 --> 01:13:13.140
much prep on them.
1642
01:13:13.399 --> 01:13:16.010
I do, and it's still not enough. Do your research.
1643
01:13:16.970 --> 01:13:18.310
I'm like, do I need to show you that I'm
1644
01:13:18.329 --> 01:13:21.850
on my phone literally 13 to 18 hours a day?
1645
01:13:21.869 --> 01:13:23.550
That means I wake up from 2 to 4 because
1646
01:13:23.590 --> 01:13:26.909
I can't sleep. And cause I'm menopause, a mama, a
1647
01:13:26.970 --> 01:13:30.770
menopause manifesting mama. And then I watch these things.
1648
01:13:30.829 --> 01:13:33.020
You do more prep than most. I'll give you that.
1649
01:13:33.479 --> 01:13:35.399
I wish I am always like, Heather, put down the
1650
01:13:35.439 --> 01:13:38.539
phone and watch something, watch some TV. But then we
1651
01:13:38.560 --> 01:13:40.399
were talking about, we don't know how to work our TVs.
1652
01:13:40.460 --> 01:13:43.500
And we just switched to another thing. Drake and Peter
1653
01:13:43.619 --> 01:13:46.220
switched to another thing. And I go, I can't like,
1654
01:13:46.340 --> 01:13:48.739
I want, that's why honestly, when, when I bet you
1655
01:13:48.779 --> 01:13:49.960
agree with this, you know, when you go to a
1656
01:13:50.000 --> 01:13:53.060
hotel to do standup and it's old fashioned TV. Yeah.
1657
01:13:54.079 --> 01:13:56.859
Oh, I know it's the greatest. Like I, I know
1658
01:13:57.140 --> 01:13:58.100
like people make this joke.
1659
01:13:58.199 --> 01:14:01.119
Up channel, down channel. I see it on the guide. Oh,
1660
01:14:01.159 --> 01:14:03.920
this is on, oh, this old bridesmaids is on Bravo
1661
01:14:03.979 --> 01:14:04.479
on Saturday.
1662
01:14:05.680 --> 01:14:07.619
I even go as far as to like, I remember
1663
01:14:07.680 --> 01:14:11.770
when like CBS was channel two, NBC was channel four,
1664
01:14:11.939 --> 01:14:15.170
ABC was channel seven and Fox was 11. And you
1665
01:14:15.189 --> 01:14:16.770
were like, that's what I'm go.
1666
01:14:16.890 --> 01:14:17.229
I need.
1667
01:14:17.510 --> 01:14:20.390
And now it's just like, where, I mean, now at
1668
01:14:20.430 --> 01:14:22.409
this point we got a new TV and a new system.
1669
01:14:22.710 --> 01:14:25.319
And I, I don't know which way is up. I like,
1670
01:14:25.439 --> 01:14:26.380
I can't turn on.
1671
01:14:26.399 --> 01:14:28.180
I don't either. I said they did a whole new
1672
01:14:28.199 --> 01:14:29.949
thing and I go, okay, so I don't think I'll
1673
01:14:29.970 --> 01:14:32.170
be able to watch now. Bravo on time. I'll just
1674
01:14:32.250 --> 01:14:34.710
always have to watch Peacock the next day. Not like
1675
01:14:34.750 --> 01:14:36.710
I don't do a podcast that covers the shit that
1676
01:14:36.729 --> 01:14:39.989
pays for everything, but yeah, let's save the $ 42. Fine.
1677
01:14:40.489 --> 01:14:42.340
I don't even know what to do. Like what, like
1678
01:14:42.399 --> 01:14:45.039
whatever you guys want. Like I just, I'm not, it's
1679
01:14:45.060 --> 01:14:47.539
not worth fighting about. And then also I have this
1680
01:14:47.720 --> 01:14:51.399
one remote and it's like, I've got a ball. in
1681
01:14:51.420 --> 01:14:54.659
the middle. Oh, and I, it's so, it's like literally
1682
01:14:54.699 --> 01:14:57.130
I have to sit up and I have to like
1683
01:14:57.149 --> 01:14:59.090
take my knuckle cause I have long nails and I
1684
01:14:59.170 --> 01:15:01.989
have to go like, and then I somehow rolled it
1685
01:15:02.069 --> 01:15:05.170
and now I'm like, no. And also when you turn
1686
01:15:05.310 --> 01:15:07.810
off something back in the olden days, if you turned
1687
01:15:07.890 --> 01:15:10.930
off channel seven and then you woke up and you
1688
01:15:10.949 --> 01:15:14.520
turn it on, what channel would it be on? Seven. No,
1689
01:15:14.880 --> 01:15:18.640
it starts all over again. Home. Click, click, click. Go
1690
01:15:18.680 --> 01:15:23.869
to Peacock. Peacock. Peacock isn't like, hey, Heather, you were
1691
01:15:23.930 --> 01:15:26.449
last watching this. No, they're like, it's again, I have
1692
01:15:26.470 --> 01:15:29.069
to find the thing. I have to find the da-da-da.
1693
01:15:29.649 --> 01:15:30.850
Then I have to go, no, I got to go
1694
01:15:30.869 --> 01:15:32.050
to episodes because.
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01:15:32.949 --> 01:15:36.189
That is why Netflix is number one because they are
1696
01:15:36.310 --> 01:15:37.510
so user-friendly.
1697
01:15:37.789 --> 01:15:40.550
It's the easiest one to really navigate.
1698
01:15:40.930 --> 01:15:42.470
It is.
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01:15:42.609 --> 01:15:45.199
Or have you ever had to write in, okay, let
1700
01:15:45.220 --> 01:15:46.680
me search for it. I don't know why I can't
1701
01:15:46.739 --> 01:15:51.149
find this. And you're like, on the fourth word, and
1702
01:15:51.189 --> 01:15:53.810
you're like, and then you realize, oh, this isn't even
1703
01:15:53.930 --> 01:15:55.689
on Hulu. It's on Amazon Prime.
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01:15:55.710 --> 01:15:59.350
It's like, Jesus Christ. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Well, whatever.
1705
01:15:59.430 --> 01:16:01.560
I mean, and half the time I quit. I'm like,
1706
01:16:01.569 --> 01:16:03.609
forget it. I won't watch anything. Oh, back to looking
1707
01:16:03.640 --> 01:16:04.600
at my dumb phone.
1708
01:16:04.739 --> 01:16:05.039
I know.
1709
01:16:05.140 --> 01:16:08.079
I'm just going to watch my phone about kids being
1710
01:16:08.199 --> 01:16:09.439
stuck in cabinets.
1711
01:16:09.460 --> 01:16:12.659
Yeah, exactly. Horrible news on my phone constantly because I
1712
01:16:12.699 --> 01:16:14.500
tried to watch something fun. I tried.
1713
01:16:14.619 --> 01:16:16.899
I tried to watch something juicy and good, and you
1714
01:16:16.939 --> 01:16:21.359
guys made it too fucking hard. Right. totally can't anyway
1715
01:16:21.390 --> 01:16:26.350
so jason bateman interviewed charlie xcx and he did no
1716
01:16:26.390 --> 01:16:29.289
prep and he was like and you guys want to
1717
01:16:29.329 --> 01:16:31.029
have you want to have kids one day or something
1718
01:16:31.069 --> 01:16:34.270
and she's like um no i i've said i i
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01:16:34.310 --> 01:16:36.170
don't think i want to have kids and then he
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01:16:36.210 --> 01:16:38.529
goes on oh my wife didn't think she wanted to
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01:16:38.550 --> 01:16:41.909
have kids either until she met me yeah so that
1722
01:16:41.939 --> 01:16:44.909
was annoying and annoying to people that are like I
1723
01:16:45.029 --> 01:16:47.930
am child free by choice. Like one time I've said
1724
01:16:48.010 --> 01:16:50.210
childless and they're like, there are people want to come
1725
01:16:50.430 --> 01:16:52.689
and find me and burn me at the stake. I'm like, no,
1726
01:16:52.989 --> 01:16:54.939
I'm like, I think it's great to be childless.
1727
01:16:55.189 --> 01:16:55.380
Yeah.
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01:16:55.399 --> 01:16:56.779
But you're supposed to say child free.
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01:16:56.960 --> 01:16:57.279
Okay.
1730
01:16:57.979 --> 01:17:02.000
Like you're supposed to say unhoused, not homeless. Basically just
1731
01:17:02.020 --> 01:17:04.500
take less out of the vocabulary. Just get rid of
1732
01:17:04.539 --> 01:17:05.500
that completely.
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01:17:05.600 --> 01:17:05.930
Got it.
1734
01:17:06.220 --> 01:17:09.789
And anyway, um, And then he said, well, maybe you
1735
01:17:09.810 --> 01:17:11.390
should find the right guy. And she goes, well, I've
1736
01:17:11.409 --> 01:17:12.909
been married for three years or whatever.
1737
01:17:13.350 --> 01:17:15.500
I'll say this. I didn't know that either about Charlie XX.
1738
01:17:15.569 --> 01:17:16.550
I didn't know she was married.
1739
01:17:16.609 --> 01:17:18.430
I think if I had the opportunity to interview her, though,
1740
01:17:18.470 --> 01:17:20.909
I'd at least have someone tell me a few things. Yeah.
1741
01:17:21.430 --> 01:17:22.010
I remember years ago.
1742
01:17:22.029 --> 01:17:23.050
But he's doing.
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01:17:22.789 --> 01:17:24.210
Some new juicy movie.
1744
01:17:24.409 --> 01:17:24.710
Yeah.
1745
01:17:24.869 --> 01:17:29.270
A series. He's always got something going on. That is
1746
01:17:29.289 --> 01:17:34.319
called DTF St. Louis about an app. that people in
1747
01:17:34.359 --> 01:17:37.039
the St. Louis area all are getting into, and they're
1748
01:17:37.079 --> 01:17:40.619
all doing deviant things as married suburban people. So that
1749
01:17:40.680 --> 01:17:41.859
is right up my alley.
1750
01:17:41.880 --> 01:17:42.500
That sounds good.
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01:17:42.520 --> 01:17:45.680
Now that, I'll say, juicy scoop. If you want a
1752
01:17:45.680 --> 01:17:47.380
juicy show, that's a juicy show.
1753
01:17:47.659 --> 01:17:49.779
Speaking of right up your alley, I saw Housemaid.
1754
01:17:50.060 --> 01:17:50.560
Yes.
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01:17:50.739 --> 01:17:51.220
Loved it.
1756
01:17:51.279 --> 01:17:52.220
I knew you would.
1757
01:17:52.479 --> 01:17:52.819
Loved it.
1758
01:17:52.859 --> 01:17:53.739
Good twist, right?
1759
01:17:53.760 --> 01:17:57.060
Great twist. Yeah. The whole movie, I was loving.
1760
01:17:57.090 --> 01:17:57.699
Totally fun.
1761
01:17:57.979 --> 01:17:59.479
Good acting, good movie.
1762
01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:01.949
We went to the same movie theater there. I got
1763
01:18:01.989 --> 01:18:06.579
both the boys to go. And they were pleasantly into it, right?
1764
01:18:07.060 --> 01:18:09.399
So then that's how I got Drake to go to
1765
01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:12.020
yesterday's movie. And now I'm starting zero.
1766
01:18:12.039 --> 01:18:12.659
Can I send you another?
1767
01:18:12.680 --> 01:18:14.439
Now I am no way going to get.
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01:18:14.560 --> 01:18:16.560
I'm going to give you another one that you could
1769
01:18:16.619 --> 01:18:18.770
make up for that one. And you could take Drake.
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01:18:18.909 --> 01:18:22.109
Send Help is fantastic. Okay.
1771
01:18:22.130 --> 01:18:22.729
What's it about?
1772
01:18:23.630 --> 01:18:26.390
It's about, I can't think of her name. She's from
1773
01:18:26.789 --> 01:18:29.930
The Notebook. What's her name? The girl. Oh, it's not
1774
01:18:29.970 --> 01:18:30.470
coming to me.
1775
01:18:30.529 --> 01:18:31.489
Oh, yeah. Look up.
1776
01:18:31.649 --> 01:18:31.850
Yeah.
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01:18:31.869 --> 01:18:32.510
The Beautiful Blonde.
1778
01:18:32.590 --> 01:18:32.789
Okay.
1779
01:18:32.810 --> 01:18:33.250
Yes. Yeah.
1780
01:18:33.920 --> 01:18:36.140
She's like this frumpy girl who works in an office,
1781
01:18:36.220 --> 01:18:38.560
and she's got a real asshole boss, and they get
1782
01:18:38.619 --> 01:18:40.960
on a private jet to go somewhere, and it crashes
1783
01:18:41.020 --> 01:18:44.470
on an island, and he's hurt, and she takes over.
1784
01:18:44.489 --> 01:18:45.890
It's wild.
1785
01:18:46.029 --> 01:18:49.029
All right. Let's go see that. Is that a nominated one?
1786
01:18:49.170 --> 01:18:50.680
No, it's not nominated, but yeah. it just came out
1787
01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:53.460
last week okay it's a great i'm down to go
1788
01:18:53.479 --> 01:18:55.840
to the movie theater.
1789
01:18:55.140 --> 01:18:58.119
Like once we bought the tickets and i was like
1790
01:18:58.359 --> 01:18:59.899
oh my god it's like felt like the old days
1791
01:19:00.260 --> 01:19:02.869
i'm like it's 6 15 the thing starts at 6
1792
01:19:02.869 --> 01:19:06.159
45 let's go now and it was like I wasn't
1793
01:19:06.199 --> 01:19:08.069
on my phone for two hours. I should have been
1794
01:19:08.090 --> 01:19:11.770
because I was watching a very boring show. But still.
1795
01:19:12.090 --> 01:19:13.609
I know. It is kind of nice to go back
1796
01:19:13.649 --> 01:19:14.329
to the theaters.
1797
01:19:14.949 --> 01:19:19.340
Last story. I think everything's going to be fine before
1798
01:19:19.380 --> 01:19:23.159
I start this story. But a seven-year-old Indiana girl was
1799
01:19:23.279 --> 01:19:29.350
hospitalized after injecting her mom's GLP-1 drug. because she was
1800
01:19:29.409 --> 01:19:32.279
always seeing her mom put the needle in her stomach.
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01:19:32.300 --> 01:19:34.159
And it was one of those, like each one has
1802
01:19:34.220 --> 01:19:35.819
its own dose. So you have to put it in
1803
01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:38.479
the thing. And she thought, Oh, that's what you do
1804
01:19:38.500 --> 01:19:40.199
when you have a stomach ache. So she was seven
1805
01:19:40.239 --> 01:19:42.060
and she was like, Oh, I have a stomach ache.
1806
01:19:42.100 --> 01:19:44.069
I'll just do that thing that my mom does. And
1807
01:19:44.109 --> 01:19:46.090
of course it was, she didn't know how to do it.
1808
01:19:46.109 --> 01:19:48.010
So she put all of it in like too much.
1809
01:19:48.489 --> 01:19:52.729
And she got, luckily the mom knew right away to,
1810
01:19:52.770 --> 01:19:54.149
you know, take her to the doctor and everything and
1811
01:19:54.189 --> 01:19:59.229
she'll be okay. But, um, you know, I have said
1812
01:20:00.609 --> 01:20:03.130
that I wondered now this was a little girl doing
1813
01:20:03.149 --> 01:20:05.750
it she's seven she's not obese or anything like that
1814
01:20:06.250 --> 01:20:10.189
but I have said I wonder if there are moms
1815
01:20:10.289 --> 01:20:14.710
out there that are that ask their like kids that
1816
01:20:14.729 --> 01:20:17.970
are older maybe they're teenagers would you like to explore
1817
01:20:18.010 --> 01:20:20.069
this to lose some weight and they're like leave me
1818
01:20:20.109 --> 01:20:22.590
alone mom and I always wonder if there's any moms
1819
01:20:22.609 --> 01:20:25.010
like going in at night and just like.
1820
01:20:25.630 --> 01:20:28.350
I'm sure there are some I think there's some Yeah.
1821
01:20:28.829 --> 01:20:30.270
I always, I always talk about this, but I always
1822
01:20:30.289 --> 01:20:33.310
remember an Oprah where this woman said, I give my
1823
01:20:33.350 --> 01:20:36.010
daughter the birth control pill without her knowing it. Oh,
1824
01:20:36.189 --> 01:20:38.289
cause I don't want her to know that she could
1825
01:20:38.350 --> 01:20:40.750
fuck and not get pregnant. But if she fucks and,
1826
01:20:41.390 --> 01:20:44.170
and she doesn't tell me about it without protection, she
1827
01:20:44.189 --> 01:20:46.550
won't get pregnant. Yeah. And she, Oprah's like, how did she,
1828
01:20:46.590 --> 01:20:47.590
how do you do that? She's like, Oh, I just
1829
01:20:47.609 --> 01:20:49.390
do a little thing with vitamins. I'll just pop it
1830
01:20:49.430 --> 01:20:51.890
out and put it in the vitamins. Oh yeah.
1831
01:20:52.310 --> 01:20:52.550
All right.
1832
01:20:52.670 --> 01:20:56.420
I thought that was very weird. Um, One last funny thing,
1833
01:20:56.539 --> 01:20:58.439
because I think this is just the cutest story.
1834
01:20:58.640 --> 01:21:01.050
I know. I always forget that they're married.
1835
01:21:01.189 --> 01:21:07.430
It's the cutest comedy story. Eddie Murphy's son and Martin
1836
01:21:07.470 --> 01:21:13.779
Lawrence's daughter got married and they're having a baby. I mean,
1837
01:21:13.859 --> 01:21:14.750
how are they not?
1838
01:21:16.760 --> 01:21:17.060
I know.
1839
01:21:17.380 --> 01:21:18.810
There just needs to be a movie.
1840
01:21:19.060 --> 01:21:20.010
I know. It's pretty good.
1841
01:21:20.250 --> 01:21:22.369
Make the kid like four or five or make the
1842
01:21:22.390 --> 01:21:24.890
kid like seven, but there has to, someone's got to
1843
01:21:24.909 --> 01:21:27.869
write a movie about this before they maybe don't end
1844
01:21:27.930 --> 01:21:29.170
up together. Not that that would happen.
1845
01:21:29.189 --> 01:21:30.590
They've been married for a bit of time.
1846
01:21:30.609 --> 01:21:34.680
Hopefully it'll last forever. But like, this is just the
1847
01:21:34.739 --> 01:21:37.220
cutest thing. And I wonder what if they don't really
1848
01:21:37.260 --> 01:21:39.920
love each other? What if like Eddie and Martin don't
1849
01:21:39.979 --> 01:21:41.000
really care for each other?
1850
01:21:41.020 --> 01:21:42.939
I don't know what their relationship is.
1851
01:21:42.939 --> 01:21:43.260
I don't know.
1852
01:21:43.279 --> 01:21:43.920
I just think it is.
1853
01:21:44.810 --> 01:21:49.090
Even if, Even if we don't use them, a writer
1854
01:21:49.130 --> 01:21:54.489
should make this just a made-up story with anybody. Yeah.
1855
01:21:54.510 --> 01:21:58.760
It's pretty good. Where two top comedians, their kids get
1856
01:21:58.800 --> 01:22:01.140
together and make a really funny comedy out of it.
1857
01:22:01.140 --> 01:22:06.520
But they're super cute, and that's adorable. Speaking of comedy, Chris.
1858
01:22:06.920 --> 01:22:07.189
Yeah.
1859
01:22:07.520 --> 01:22:09.289
Where is your latest place?
1860
01:22:09.899 --> 01:22:11.970
Oh, my God. The next one I will be at
1861
01:22:12.270 --> 01:22:14.869
is Spokane, Washington. Spokane.
1862
01:22:15.010 --> 01:22:15.390
So nice.
1863
01:22:15.470 --> 01:22:20.050
Valentine's weekend. I'll be there the 13th, 14th, 12th, 13th
1864
01:22:20.069 --> 01:22:22.909
and 14th. Spokane Comedy Club. Spokane, Washington.
1865
01:22:23.010 --> 01:22:27.310
And going to a comedy club on Valentine's is the best.
1866
01:22:27.329 --> 01:22:27.710
The best.
1867
01:22:28.300 --> 01:22:30.859
It's the best because, and I love when the Valentine's
1868
01:22:30.939 --> 01:22:33.890
weekend falls on the long weekend. Does it always fall
1869
01:22:33.899 --> 01:22:34.439
on the long weekend?
1870
01:22:34.729 --> 01:22:35.329
No, I don't think so.
1871
01:22:35.350 --> 01:22:38.829
It's always February 14th. So it's like you can milk
1872
01:22:38.869 --> 01:22:41.630
out Valentine's Day. You can see Chris one night. You
1873
01:22:41.670 --> 01:22:44.869
can go do something another night. Galentine's, you can all
1874
01:22:44.909 --> 01:22:46.069
go see sexy Chris.
1875
01:22:46.090 --> 01:22:46.789
That would be fun.
1876
01:22:46.810 --> 01:22:48.050
Bring the gals.
1877
01:22:48.430 --> 01:22:50.319
Yes. Spokane's a fun town. I love it up there.
1878
01:22:50.359 --> 01:22:53.460
So that's going to be fun. Brea Improv, February 19th, Thursday.
1879
01:22:53.560 --> 01:22:55.760
February 19th in Brea, California.
1880
01:22:55.779 --> 01:22:56.060
Fun.
1881
01:22:56.119 --> 01:23:01.000
Right down the road. Pittsburgh Improv, March 4th. Raleigh Improv,
1882
01:23:01.060 --> 01:23:04.239
March 5th, Raleigh, North Carolina. And then Rooster Tee Feathers
1883
01:23:04.340 --> 01:23:09.090
up in Northern California up there, March 19th and 20th. So.
1884
01:23:09.569 --> 01:23:10.229
I'm going to salt.
1885
01:23:10.289 --> 01:23:11.850
And then there's a lot more. Frangelo.fun has a lot more.
1886
01:23:11.909 --> 01:23:14.210
May is coming in April. There's a bunch.
1887
01:23:14.510 --> 01:23:16.909
And I will be in Salt Lake City. Maybe some
1888
01:23:16.949 --> 01:23:19.329
Real Housewives will be joining me there or sitting in
1889
01:23:19.350 --> 01:23:22.069
the audience or just being cute. but I will be
1890
01:23:22.130 --> 01:23:27.069
doing my standup funny act at wise guys in downtown LA.
1891
01:23:27.689 --> 01:23:28.109
Fuck.
1892
01:23:29.930 --> 01:23:34.149
All right. I will be at Salt Lake city, wise guys,
1893
01:23:34.189 --> 01:23:39.039
downtown March 20th and 21st, two shows a night, six
1894
01:23:39.140 --> 01:23:42.819
and eight 30 greatest times ever. Really having some fun
1895
01:23:42.859 --> 01:23:45.479
doing a lot of new material and just laughing with
1896
01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:48.039
you guys. So make sure you go to that. And then,
1897
01:23:48.920 --> 01:23:52.939
Chris is joining me for Netflix is a Joke.
1898
01:23:52.960 --> 01:23:54.579
Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival.
1899
01:23:54.819 --> 01:23:58.869
We are doing a live Juicy Scoop with your favorites, Chris,
1900
01:23:59.029 --> 01:24:01.850
and then as well, Brandy and Julie. We're going to
1901
01:24:01.890 --> 01:24:04.369
be doing it all, talking about it all at the
1902
01:24:04.590 --> 01:24:06.289
Avalon Theater.
1903
01:24:06.720 --> 01:24:08.090
And In Hollywood.
1904
01:24:08.210 --> 01:24:11.189
In Hollywood. And we're so excited about that. Everything is
1905
01:24:11.270 --> 01:24:12.069
at Heather McDonald.
1906
01:24:12.170 --> 01:24:13.729
There's only a few tickets left for that.
1907
01:24:13.869 --> 01:24:17.600
There's only a few tickets left. I was talking to them,
1908
01:24:17.680 --> 01:24:22.039
and they might release some, if they do, that are together.
1909
01:24:22.060 --> 01:24:23.960
Because right now, there's only some singles. But there are
1910
01:24:23.979 --> 01:24:26.520
some that were put aside, I guess. And if they
1911
01:24:26.560 --> 01:24:30.039
do that, then I will give you guys a code.
1912
01:24:30.579 --> 01:24:30.859
Okay.
1913
01:24:30.880 --> 01:24:32.659
So that only the real hardcore juicers can go.
1914
01:24:32.659 --> 01:24:35.170
See you there. When's that? May 9th? Saturday night?
1915
01:24:35.310 --> 01:24:38.630
Saturday, May 9th at 7 p.m., like again. Perfect. An
1916
01:24:38.689 --> 01:24:41.760
ideal going out situation.
1917
01:24:41.779 --> 01:24:42.529
You're going to love it.
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01:24:42.899 --> 01:24:45.600
I love it. Thank you. Bye-bye.
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01:24:46.119 --> 01:24:48.000
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