Hate Watching Strange Magic

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Wow look, tony decided to show up.
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I'm sorry I'm late Listen to this shit.
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Dan Excuse me At 8.45.
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I put in an order for McDonald's, oh my god For Postmates.
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Your McDonald's order didn't come on time.
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It didn't come at all.
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Oh my god, i was still waiting.
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I was still waiting at 10.01.
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I was like well, i guess I'm fucking canceling this order then.
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Unbelievable.
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Welcome to Hey Watching with Dan and Tony.
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I'm Dan, i'm Tony, and we're the guys that watch the movies that no one's ever heard of, to make fun of them.
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I feel like most weeks we're not those guys.
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This week we are those guys.
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It's a fun mix up.
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Yeah, it's um.
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yeah, each week one of us picked a movie.
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this week I picked the movie and I found this obscure classic from 2015 called Strange Magic, which is from the mind and story and and mixed tape of George Lucas, who Yeah, i don't like his musical taste.
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Spoiler alert Dude.
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He was like I read one of the things he was talking about it how he like when he did American graffiti.
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Yeah, one of the great all time movies of all time.
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For sure.
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Yeah, nostalgia, great soundtrack.
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He's why he wanted to get the Beatles songs and he couldn't afford them back then.
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Yeah, And like this movie.
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He could afford anything.
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And then he just got a bunch of bullshit.
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There's songs in here I've never even heard of.
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Why would you make a mixed tape movie and put songs to people in 2015.
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Will not know.
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More importantly, why would you make a mixed tape thing and then have them sing 30 seconds of a song of triple?
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speed with it's more.
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It's not.
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It's not so much a mixed tape as it is an iPod shuffle mode, you know.
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So it's just like kind of go No, that's not the one, that's not the one.
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Next song, i can't find the one I like it's at point five speed but you can't, because it's digital What you watch it on your phone.
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you can throw that.
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Oh my god what.
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Yeah, this is Oh boy, dan, get out, there are, there are.
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there are movies that we do that I laugh at a lot and I have a good time because they're so bad.
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I only laughed twice in this movie and the rest of it I just spent with my job.
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I was like what is what is happening?
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Who?
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who wrote this?
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What were they thinking, and why is Dan making me watch it?
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That was going through my head the whole time.
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You got, you got, you got to get a guess, tony, how much money you think this movie was purported to have cost.
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I think this cost a bunch of money.
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I think 80 million, 70 to 100 million dollars Oh man, i was right on the money.
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That's too much.
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You can make this movie for about $15.
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Give or take, other than the fact that he got relatively famous people to do the movie and then they were terrible.
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Did?
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he Isn't Alfred Molina in this movie.
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I think Alfred Molina was the bar kid, i think so.
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Doing an impression of Mike Myers doing track.
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Oh, that's, that's good, oh.
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God there's.
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Well see, i watched like the first half an hour of this movie and I was like, and then you quit, son of a bitch.
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I was like, okay, i got to watch another movie, another animated movie that I know is good.
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You know, not, not, not a movie I watch all the time.
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I'm like I'll put on track.
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I'll put on Shrek.
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It's a good one.
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Which I enjoyed, a movie I totally enjoyed.
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Yeah, i want to see what happened in Shrek and you watch Shrek and Shrek, just it lives in its, its little moments, all its little things.
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Sure, it just goes there, it just makes sense.
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It's a story that makes sense.
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First of all, step one It's little jokes or it's jokes, and you're just like you know.
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Am I rolling on the floor laughing?
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no, but I'm like.
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You know.
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Eddie Murphy makes a tic-tac joke.
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Normally, dan Goodson's gonna be angry about that, because it's like there are no tic-tacs in this world.
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I'm Dan.
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Goodson.
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I'm like That is very Dan Goodson.
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Me, on the other hand, love it.
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I love it I love it.
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Remember when she pulls out the Pringles and Ghostbusters?
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You were so mad, so angry.
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You know, and that's the thing you know.
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I don't fault you for liking the Pringles, because if you buy that kind of thing, it's a joke.
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Everybody that's listening to this episode.
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Go back to the Ghostbusters episode and see if that's true.
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If Dan Goodson really didn't fault me for liking that joke, i don't think that's accurate, dan.
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You know I'm warming up to it.
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I'm not warming up to it.
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Looking back, maybe you're a little more lenient now.
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But I mean, that's the whole thing, is we all make those assessments as they go along.
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You know how much reality you want in your movie.
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You know it's like Old West and you know they're talking about watching Netflix and you're like what's going on.
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You know we've watched a lot of science fiction future movies where they're like completely speaking in the colloquial of now.
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Yeah, this movie is made in 2012.
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Did they do that in that 65 million movie?
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that one was.
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No one spoke, sorry Yeah nobody spoke at all, so they were trying to tiptoe right around that one, dan, they watch our podcast and they're like well, let's not do that, let's just not have them communicate.
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If nobody can talk, no one will know when this movie takes place.
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So yeah, strange Magic 15 years.
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George Lucas thought about this, so he thought the best person to hire as the director was a sound engineer.
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That's making some sense already.
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Does this make some sense in this movie that?
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is so fiercely painful to listen to.
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I mean visually, you kind of you know bad.
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That's why it makes sense What I meant was as the director.
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it makes sense that this movie looks and feels the way it does because it's not directed by a person that's ever seen a movie before.
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It's only directed by a guy that's seen bits and pieces of a movie and a sound for them.
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But I mean, don't you think somebody that was like a sound engineer would?
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Is it like the way this movie sounds, one of the biggest problems of this movie?
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Saying one of the biggest problems is a bit of an oxymoron to me.
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It's every single facet of the movie is a huge problem, but I understand what you're saying.
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Here's what I would posit.
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I don't know, because you know sound people.
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There's different jobs in the genre, right?
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So a sound engineer, well, he's like I don't know, just sound engineer, but he's like a big sound.
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So now you don't know now you might be sending me mixed signals here.
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I'm just gonna say it's like an engineer is more the technical guy as opposed to like the art side of it.
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Right, i don't.
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I guess I don't really know enough about my sound design to speak properly about this.
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But my biggest problem is that nobody can sing in this movie.
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and I'm pretty sure they all can sing in real life, i like.
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I'm pretty sure that they have fine voices, but in this movie they all sound terrible.
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He's a sound editor.
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Exactly, he's an editor, so he doesn't know.
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you know, he's just making sure that the ins and your out sound good.
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Your transitions are on point Right, so he's fine.
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He's only won seven Academy Awards.
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That doesn't make you.
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For what?
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what?
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give me a list.
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Give me a list for everything He did, the sound best sound for West Side Story.
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Oh, he did add Astra.
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kick him in the balls for that movie.
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Bridget Spies, lincoln.
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The sound in that is actually quite nice.
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It's not.
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It's not the sounds fault.
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I found the problem.
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He worked on finding me, finding Nemo, finding Nemo guy.
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There it is.
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God, you hate finding Nemo so much.
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I can't wait to do that someday, but I love it.
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Yeah, so Gary Lindstrom.
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The only other thing he really directed was a couple of Pixar shorts, including one where the Toy Story characters Imagine they're in a Hawaiian vacation night.
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I pulled up a six minute masterpiece and it seemed like a direct to video kind of piece of.
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Yeah, i'm sure it just ran in front of a different movie.
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You know what I mean, yeah.
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Or on a video tape, or whatever.
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Yeah Yeah On your old VHS.
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I still love VHS, this movie hour and 42 minutes Way too long for what it is.
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There's about 12 minutes of story in this movie and about an hour of music.
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That doesn't make any sense, and then there's a bunch of extra stuff that I don't even know what was going on.
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This is terrible.
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Shrek 90 minutes, including credits.
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There you go.
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That's great For an animated film.
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That's perfect.
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You're in, you're out, you're green.
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I love it.
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Shrek meets Naughty.
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They go rescue princess.
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They bring princess back.
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Princesses and ogre spoilers.
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Oh, i've never seen it, dad.
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Oh my God, oh my God.
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Oh, the stupid kids watching this.
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I just ruined their form Wow.
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And then you called them stupid.
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You called these poor Listen kids.
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If you're out, then you're listening.
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Good for you.
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Keep doing you, you're going to be great.
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Kids are stupid, right Kids are great.
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I mean, that's how they are.
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Kids are stupid.
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In general, kids are stupid, but they also think that we're stupid because we're old.
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They're very right, so it's a weird.
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So is anyone really stupid, or maybe everyone's stupid?
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Everyone's really stupid.
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Except me, except for Dan Goodsell, i'm definitely a bit stupid.
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I'll put that out there right now.
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So we have this story about two kingdoms.
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What are the two kingdoms?
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Tony, Fairy forest and dark forest, that'd be funnier if there were fairy forest and dark forest, fairy kingdom and dark forest.
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Don't give them names.
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Sorry, sorry, my fault Yeah.
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I know there's specifics on this thing.
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No no, no, no.
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You better make everything really bland.
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What is that?
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all that is in this world?
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then There's just these two things, and it's a whole world.
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I don't know.
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Yeah.
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There's not even like separate kingdoms for the fair.
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There's only one fairy kingdom and the whole planet.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it at all.
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You know who?
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I would expect to have a little bit more clarity.
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George Lucas This guy built Star Wars.
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Right, that world sucks, but still there's more things in it, at least.
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Did he build Star Wars?
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I don't know.
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I'm asking you You're the guy that saw it when you were a child.
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Yeah, he did that first Star Wars movie, and that first Star Wars movie is really great.
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But, then after that he involved lots and lots of other people and they conflated it and they built out of mythos And you know I mean.
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the thing about Star Wars is Star Wars exists on great design, great ship design, great costume design, not a prequel, so much though I mean green screen.
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No, but there's a lot of great design in those.
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Sure, but it all looks like a cartoon.
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Well, whatever that, you know what?
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Just spend the money.
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Build a set guy.
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I love the way it looks, but it needs to be real.
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I'm not an idiot.
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I was watching something on the Avengers thing and it's like, just when they're walking around, they've painted all those suits on every single character.
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That's intense.
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Yeah, Like you know, when they're walking to go time travel and and and Black Widow's wearing like the gray costume That costume is not real.
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None of that's real.
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That's wild, because those do look real.
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Yeah, they look real, but those are all digitally painted.
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They're all wearing the ping pong balls and all that They digitally paint up everything.
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That's incredible Yeah it's kind of.
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I mean I'm disappointed because just get it, just hire a fucking costume designer, let him make some costumes.
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These people need work everybody.
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No, you know what?
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Now I'm anti Marvel.
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Yeah, fuck you Marvel.
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He just turned on him.
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So basically, the premise is this is going to be about a love potion which immediately we're you know, we're in woke 2023 and we're just thinking about love potions and all the things that come with such a thing.
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Here's the thing Yeah, yes, 100%.
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I don't consider myself that woke, let's be honest.
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I'm a dim bulb.
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But right away I was like, oh no, this is that's what this movie's about.
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Forcing someone to love you against their will.
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Oh, that's not good.
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But here's the thing.
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The movie reinforces that.
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It's not only.
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It feels like they also know that it's problematic and they're like we're going to double down and make it even worse.
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There's a point where the bad guy is like if there is no love potion, there is no love.
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He's saying that there's no such thing as real love.
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You have to force someone to love you in order to get love.
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That's a very confusing message to send if this is a children's movie.
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One of the other things they said was when they were making this movie, they wanted to try to find the beauty in ugliness and weirdness and strangeness.
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So rape, the R word.
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Is that what they're talking about?
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No don't.
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They want to find the beauty in that.
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Tell me what a love potion is, then, because that's pretty much what it is.
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Well, we don't go there.
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But my point being is Don't we?
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Dan, the sister gets pretty hot and heavy.
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She like rides his staff at one point.
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It is confusing.
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Oh, so you're saying it's the other way around.
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It's like.
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Wow, because he makes her, He forces her to then want to.
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It's listen.
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this movie is fucked.
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I'll tell you that right now.
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So spoilers.
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By the end, the heroine Marianne and the bog king fall in love.
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Fall in love.
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I don't know about that.
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Well, they do fall.
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They do within the parameters of the story and things that are said.
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They tell me that that's what's happening.
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Okay, yes.
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The bog king is.
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He has broken teeth.
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Yeah, he has pointy things, he's always scowling, he's always miserable.
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He's not like this dark, magical presence.
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I mean, he's not the beast from Beauty and the Beast.
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The beast is like a snarling, angry, pissed off beast.
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That's a problem.
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Sure.
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And if Bell?
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just well, you can't have Bell fall in love because he turns into a man, doesn't he?
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Yes, he does.
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You can't have a big beast and a beautiful woman.
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You can.
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I bet you, if I go to the Internet I can find a bunch of it.
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Dan, You find a lot of it.
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But don't you think they could have designed the bog king as like something that was Let me Dan.
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I think they could have designed.
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They could have designed everybody a little bit different and not made everything so ugly.
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Every creature, person, thing is ugly in this movie, even the lead, like ticker bell ladies ugly, so ugly.
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She's, I wouldn't say she's so ugly.
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She's horrific.
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So, in other words, it makes sense that she comes together with the bog king.
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Yeah, i have no problem with that.
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They're both equally ugly in my book.
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They both look terrible, horrendous creatures.
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And then what about Sonny, Sonny the elf?
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Sonny looks weirdly.
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Human right.
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Is that just me?
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Well, he looks like a hobbit, Gornet.
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Oh, I was thinking like a gnome, but you're right.
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Yeah, you're actually right.
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But this is.
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You know.
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It's super interesting that they want to call him an elf, because elves like after Lord of the Rings, everybody's like.
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Elves are the fair folk, they're the beautiful, everything and Sonny and all the elves are like these.
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Well, they're like the Kebler's.
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They're like Kebler elves.
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That's what they reminded me of, except they're dark, brown and they look dirty and they look.
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I mean, it's Well, they're working the ground right.
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I don't know.
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I have no idea.
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I don't know what they do.
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I don't know what anybody does for a job in this kingdom.
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It's almost sort of racist how like unappealing they make Sonny.
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Sure, but guess what?
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Sonny's also the only character in the entire movie that can sing like an angel.
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Oh, you like to sing?
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Sonny's got a great voice.
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I like he's the only one that I liked.
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Okay, everybody else.
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I wanted to plug my ears, just like they do in the movie, which is we're getting all over the board and I apologize, but throughout the movie there's multiple jokes about people hating other people singing, but then they turn around and sing four seconds later, and I was just like it's fun.
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You shouldn't point that out in the movie, because I also hate everybody singing, so you're just reminding me how much everybody hates the people you've chosen to sing.
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It's bad, It's bad, it's bad.
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Everything about this movie is bad.
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So we start with Mary Ann who's Evan Rachel Wood.
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Yeah, very talented.
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She's doing a song.
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Only fools rush in.
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I can't help falling in love with you.
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And she's singing it to no one and we don't understand why she's singing it.
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That is correct, yeah.
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She accidentally goes into the dark forest, flies in there, because there's a thing in this movie where what they do is they always have characters to have something happening.
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They just have characters bump into stuff or they have characters fall over Or wander into the dark world somehow on accident.
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Let me tell you a quick story here, dan, if there was a light world and a dark world and that's where all the death was I'm pretty sure I would know exactly where that border is and never fucking cross it Never on accident, that's for sure.
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Well, more importantly, it's a really specific demarcation line.
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It's not like you're going to miss it.
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It's not like you're like.
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Oh whoa, i walked a mile into the dark place.
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I'm in trouble.
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It's like you'll see it from a mile away Like, oh, that's dark.
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Instantly, you know it's like one second.
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you're like, oh, I'm out of it, I'm in it, i'm out of it, i'm out of it, oh God.
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And so she we don't not know who she's singing about that she loves and she didn't.
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And this is the kind of songs that you have when someone you're going to, you're supposed to meet your dude, then you like walk away and then you start singing the song because now you're in love, because you've seen the person.
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You're thinking about it.
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Yeah, you're on cloud nine.
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You just met your bow.
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No, no no, she gets attacked by two goblins, by a couple of goblins, and then they because she wandered into the dark world, because she was singing her song or something right.
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Yeah, so they sort of attack her and then she just sort of gets away and then they're like we better go tell the boss that someone came here, because if you get this special Primrose pedal, that's what you need to make the love potion, and the big the bog king, he makes sure to get them all so that nobody can make it to these potions.
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Who cares?
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I don't know.
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Here's the problem.
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This is setup.
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Tony Setup Here's no, no, i understand that this is what they're trying to set up, but my thing is she is clearly in love already.
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Right, she doesn't have the potion.
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She didn't use the potion.
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Love exists already, yes.
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How many people are really going for this love potion that he has to cut down?
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Exactly No one in the movie.
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Until a halfway in the movie is like oh shit, i want a potion.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Dan Story wise zero plausibility.
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Yep, So bubububub.
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Also, they can't make it without the fairy.
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Wait, what Sugar plum?
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or Sugar plum fairy.
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Which is a very real thing, right From the rat dance musical.
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Sugar plum fairies dancing on your heads.
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Maybe it's from a song, i don't know, it doesn't matter.
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He has her captured, yep.
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So what are they going to do with the primrose?
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Nobody else can make the potion.
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No, i'm asking.
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I'm trying to get you to clarify the story of the movie that you made me watch last night because I don't understand.
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We're just setting up the mythology so that people can get deeper into it as time goes by.
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Well, i'm stuck, i'm already stuck.
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So we meet the bog king.
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He's like love is dangerous, and then he sort of almost starts a song.
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Almost.
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It's a fake out.
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guys, I know you wanted me to do it, but I'm not going to do it yet.
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Guess what, I didn't care.
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I didn't want him to start singing.
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I was hoping he didn't.
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I was like, oh good, great job.
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So his mom's there.
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She's sort of he's an insect, she's sort of a lizard-y thing, yeah.
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Does any of this make sense, Stan?
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I don't understand.
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And she just wants her son to find love, so she's going to do love connection stuff as things go, Which is very weird.
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They're because he's like I don't understand how they thought all this would make sense together.
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She seems very nice and very loving.
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I mean, he's supposedly this guy that kills everybody, Right.
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They say kills.
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They say kills people.
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They say kills a couple times.
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So I don't understand.
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he's got this super loving mother that just wants him to be happy and he's just like a grumposaurus because some woman he tried to force to love him didn't love him.
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I don't know man And yet.
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but he's also a huge softy later, so none of it makes any sense.
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I hate this movie, stan.
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I hate it.
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So now we meet Rowan, who's like well, he's not an elf, i guess he's another fairy, and he's like the male good looking fairy.
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How ugly is Rowan?
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Except for he's not.
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He's ugly as shit.
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I'm telling every single person and they keep talking about how handsome he is, and I just want to slap whoever designed it and be like if you want him to be handsome, make a fucking handsome.
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You can make him anything you want.
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You're drawing him.
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Why is he so ugly?
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It's not like you had to go out and find someone to cast while you still had monetary limitations, so I can't go get a brand pit, so I had to settle for someone slightly uglier.
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No, you drew him.
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You drew him and he looks like a fool.
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Here's Rowan.
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He's ugly.
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They're getting married.
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She doesn't let him see She's klutzy at the beginning of the show movie.
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Yes, you can call it a show, that's fine.
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Then that goes away for no reason.
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It doesn't make any sense, because she becomes like the fighter.
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She's like the graceful fighter.
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I don't know, maybe there's a training montage that we dropped somewhere.
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There is a training montage.
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Oh, did I just not pay attention?
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Yeah, that sounds all right.
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When she gets dumped or when she drops him, she gets angry, and so she learns how to fight.
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Oh, wow, Okay.
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Yeah, I totally missed our spoiler alert for everybody out there.
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I've been playing this game called Walkin W-A-L-K-E-N on my phone.
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I was deep into that by like halfway into this movie.
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I'm not going to lie to you It wasn't halfway, it was like the first 10 minutes of the movie.
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I was about six minutes into this movie.
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I checked on out.
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Training montage doesn't fix you being klutzy.
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Well, it shouldn't, because that's just kind of like inherent to your being.
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But I think it's great Good for her, for getting out of her awkward phase.
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You know Now why won't she let him see her?
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She's not in the wedding dress because her sister is like we got to go get dressed, dude.
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So, that I don't okay.
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Did you think did?
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you think Don was her sister when they first met.
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No, i only know that because of the end of the movie He thought she was her weird friend, right?
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Yeah, yeah, the kooky best friend, which is what she probably should have been the whole time, but that's fine.
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Do you want to talk about Don's hair?
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I don't even remember Don's hair.
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It's blonde, right, it's this weird blonde spiky thing Ugliest hair I've ever seen on a character.
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Because she's kind of the slutty one, you know.
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So she's got to be a little more loosey-goosey.
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Marianne asked do you think he loves me?
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And then we do the crazy in love song, And then why are we doing the crazy in love song after we already did the fool's rush?
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What did we sing at the beginning?
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Whatever she's saying at the beginning, why is she doing that same bit twice?
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So that she can duet with Roland, and then she can discover that Roland is going there to make out with his side action, who looks just like the main girl They look so much alike.
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Little cuter maybe?
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Well, listen, they're all very ugly.
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This is a very low-end scale that you're debating on, but yeah, i guess so.
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It was just weird, because not that I condone this sort of activity, but I feel like if you're going to cheat, wouldn't you want to cheat on someone that's different and not the exact same as what you already have?
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I don't know.
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More importantly, maybe not cheat the day of your marriage, the day of the marriage, and also 20 feet away from where you just were hanging out with your fiance.
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Maybe I'm just throwing that out there.
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Maybe do it in a house or room.
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Do they have houses, Stan?
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Under a mushroom, maybe Under a mushroom's good Yeah, go to the dark world.
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Nobody goes in there, just fool around in there.
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I mean, that's got to be what you do as a kid, right?
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Yeah, so she cries and then flies around and bumps into things.
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Just a ton of things.
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See how she's playing ping-pong with her body.
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And she tells Dawn that the wedding's off and we get another song.
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What do you do?
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What do you get when you fall in love?
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I've heard this one, so we're three for three, but we start our ratio starts dropping drastically as we get further into this movie.
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And then this is when she becomes a badass.
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During this song, she fights with the three little sprites and she's now a badass.
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I was totally paying attention, i guess I just didn't realize.
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I don't know.
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I don't know what happened.
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That's okay, because this is.
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is this before or after her dad talks to her?
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Must be before.
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I used to before the dad talks to her, because basically she cancels the wedding just by telling Dawn and then there are literal zero repercussions.
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Zero repercussions.
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There's no guests, angry The dad.
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I don't think the dad even gets angry at her.
00:28:00.566 --> 00:28:01.828
Okay, yeah, i'm sure you're right.
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Yeah, whole you know like if you cancel a wedding, that is.
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That is the next scene.
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It's expensive.
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It's expensive.
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Yeah, But instead we we fast forward a couple months at least, maybe more.
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I don't know, i have no idea.
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I if I assume this whole thing took place in the course of three days but I could be right.
00:28:22.819 --> 00:28:30.290
I never heard of change her eye shadow and become emo, so we're, we're watching this show this morning.
00:28:30.420 --> 00:28:32.867
Oh, the shrink, shrinking show on Apple, oh yeah.
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Is that good?
00:28:34.743 --> 00:28:36.148
by the way, todd really liked it.
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We watched the first episode and it was kind of weird, okay.
00:28:40.010 --> 00:28:45.444
But there's a point at which, like, he comes into the house and things are happening and I'm like, who is that?
00:28:45.444 --> 00:28:46.387
Who's that character?
00:28:46.387 --> 00:28:49.028
She's like, oh, this is the past, that's his dead wife.
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And I was like, how do you know that?
00:28:51.027 --> 00:28:54.667
And she's like, well, he's wearing different clothes and he's a different haircut.
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Oh, okay, i didn't notice any of those things.
00:29:04.926 --> 00:29:07.960
So just, you know details, just physical details here.
00:29:08.019 --> 00:29:12.330
So when you say somebody changed their eye shadow, i'm like that is not a thing I'm going to ever see.
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:21.872
She did because she was like bright and bubbly and she was, you know, makeup free in the beginning, and now she's like got dark eye shadow on and her hair's a little different.
00:29:21.872 --> 00:29:23.265
She's very punk rock now.
00:29:23.265 --> 00:29:27.743
And yet still ugly, so you can't win them all.
00:29:29.249 --> 00:29:35.912
Okay, so we meet this other Dawn's hanging out with this thing.
00:29:35.912 --> 00:29:41.087
That's an elf, i have to write that in, because I thought it was a troll who's very hideous.
00:29:41.809 --> 00:29:42.551
Oh, okay, sure.
00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:44.564
And then he's in love.
00:29:44.564 --> 00:29:48.128
His name is Sonny, and then we find his name out about 10, 10 minutes later.
00:29:48.299 --> 00:29:50.527
We don't get his name ever Not at the top Yep.
00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:53.205
Dawn is obsessed with cute, good looking guys.
00:29:53.205 --> 00:29:54.586
She has no interest in Sonny.
00:29:54.586 --> 00:29:57.488
Sonny's in love with her, and you know that's going to be the premise of it.
00:29:57.488 --> 00:30:03.311
later on, dawn is going to fall in love with Sonny for literally no reason.
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:05.286
She doesn't even fall in love, dan.
00:30:05.286 --> 00:30:07.707
She hugs him one time.
00:30:07.707 --> 00:30:10.690
She goes Sonny, i love you.
00:30:10.690 --> 00:30:11.864
It's like wait what?
00:30:11.864 --> 00:30:13.107
What happened?
00:30:13.107 --> 00:30:15.006
No, i don't understand.
00:30:15.006 --> 00:30:16.605
How did this happen?
00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:22.247
It doesn't make any sense at all Well Sonny what it should have had to do.
00:30:22.247 --> 00:30:25.183
Some grand gesture of heroic Some heroic.
00:30:25.324 --> 00:30:27.338
Yeah, that's great, dan.
00:30:27.338 --> 00:30:40.183
That's narratively wonderful stuff, but nope, they just happen, it's just a switch that is flicked at some point and maybe she actually accidentally got dosed with the love potion and that's what happened.
00:30:40.183 --> 00:30:46.692
Bonus dust In the sequel you find out that she slowly comes out of it and is like what has been happening?
00:30:46.692 --> 00:30:50.949
I've been kept captive for the last three years by a man I don't love.
00:30:50.949 --> 00:30:51.892
That's a good sequel.
00:30:52.300 --> 00:30:53.959
I'm going to write that.
00:30:53.959 --> 00:31:00.884
So we do, we do, we do, don't worry about it saying don't worry, and then they get attacked by a lizard.
00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:06.230
It's tough because I know this movie came out in 2015.
00:31:06.230 --> 00:31:16.685
Ted Lasso just did an episode where Hannah Wadding is what her name Waddingham Sing's, don't worry about a thing, And she's so talented.
00:31:16.685 --> 00:31:21.691
So hearing this, I was like what the fuck is going on here?
00:31:21.691 --> 00:31:23.559
These people can't do anything.
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:25.613
Took two pencils instead.
00:31:25.733 --> 00:31:26.056
I wish.
00:31:26.136 --> 00:31:26.579
I could have.
00:31:26.579 --> 00:31:27.704
I don't have any pencils.
00:31:27.704 --> 00:31:29.365
Thank God in the house or I'd be dead.
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:38.651
So then Marianne sees them be attacked by the lizard, and so she just attacks, and then she just goes and scares the lizard away.
00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:43.326
And the least scary growl of all time, by the way.
00:31:43.326 --> 00:31:46.051
Here's my problem with this scene, dan.
00:31:46.051 --> 00:31:50.650
So Blondie and Sonny are just talking.
00:31:50.650 --> 00:31:52.586
Blondie, she has wings.
00:31:52.586 --> 00:31:53.744
I don't know if you've noticed this.
00:31:53.744 --> 00:31:54.623
She can fly.
00:31:54.623 --> 00:31:56.424
The lizard pops out.
00:31:56.424 --> 00:31:58.365
This lady just books it.
00:31:58.365 --> 00:32:02.807
She leaves Sonny with his tiny little legs to run away.
00:32:02.807 --> 00:32:05.251
As she flies away and gets away free and clear.
00:32:05.251 --> 00:32:05.972
Just pick them up.
00:32:06.921 --> 00:32:08.525
No she she, she loves him.
00:32:08.525 --> 00:32:10.170
But she loves him.
00:32:10.170 --> 00:32:11.585
Yeah, she totally loves him.
00:32:11.585 --> 00:32:14.348
She left him to die without a second thought.
00:32:14.348 --> 00:32:18.069
And then the sister comes in, also doesn't pick Sonny up.
00:32:18.069 --> 00:32:20.205
She flies around and hits the lizard.
00:32:20.205 --> 00:32:28.826
Eight seconds later, when he's in the dark world, she picks him up with one hand and pulls him into the light world.
00:32:28.826 --> 00:32:30.404
She could have picked him up at any time.
00:32:30.404 --> 00:32:32.244
Nobody just picked him up and flew away.
00:32:32.244 --> 00:32:34.343
The lizard can't fly.
00:32:34.343 --> 00:32:37.951
Lizard, lizard, it's a big lizard.
00:32:38.401 --> 00:32:38.601
That's.
00:32:38.601 --> 00:32:42.644
I think that's why I'm like I think maybe one of those stupid bugs movies, don't think I attacked my bird?
00:32:43.361 --> 00:32:44.866
Yeah, because it makes way more sense.
00:32:44.866 --> 00:32:46.644
You can't get away from that shit.
00:32:46.644 --> 00:32:48.608
That's dumb.
00:32:48.608 --> 00:32:50.400
I hate this movie.
00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:55.339
So Sonny, marianna, tex, sonny, yeah, sonny roll.
00:32:55.339 --> 00:32:57.928
I think he rolls into the dark forest because he's an idiot.
00:32:57.928 --> 00:33:07.446
Yeah, I guess the little dum-dum And he finds one of the pedals, but instead of taking it with him, which, like if you found something valuable, you just put it in here.
00:33:07.961 --> 00:33:09.165
But is it valuable?
00:33:09.165 --> 00:33:14.251
Dan I honestly don't know, because nobody is just out collecting them to then sell them.
00:33:14.251 --> 00:33:17.045
You want to talk about a great business opportunity.
00:33:17.045 --> 00:33:24.170
Before the bog king can cut them all down, just go out and collect them and be like I'll sell it to you for a billion dollars.
00:33:24.170 --> 00:33:26.526
This is the love post is the most important thing in the world.
00:33:28.800 --> 00:33:33.871
Well, so what he does is he rolls it up and then sticks it under a root.
00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:37.969
Do my save it for later, just in case I need it.
00:33:37.969 --> 00:33:40.627
Not going to bring it with me, but just in case.
00:33:41.300 --> 00:33:43.048
Easier this heavy, heavy pedal.
00:33:43.048 --> 00:33:44.554
Just put it right here.
00:33:44.554 --> 00:33:47.748
No, just leave it right here, right next to the dark forest.
00:33:48.741 --> 00:33:49.483
Yeah, yeah, great stuff.
00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:54.170
So we get back and we find out that it's time for the ball.
00:33:54.170 --> 00:33:57.369
I'm like did we have a wedding?
00:33:57.369 --> 00:34:00.509
Yeah, this guy throws parties all the time.
00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:03.449
This king has no money left because he spends all of his money.
00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:05.035
Marianne, I'm too old.
00:34:05.035 --> 00:34:11.487
And then we have Roland come in there and Roland does a song at the ball where he's on his knees.
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:23.036
You're skipping over a very important part of this film, which is where the dad sets it up, that Roland is there And is like Hey, i know that you had a tough few times, you know.
00:34:23.036 --> 00:34:25.262
period of time after the Roland.
00:34:25.262 --> 00:34:26.487
What did he say?
00:34:26.487 --> 00:34:28.318
He said a very important word.
00:34:28.318 --> 00:34:36.440
He wrote something down Misunderstanding the Roland misunderstanding where he put his tongue down another woman's throat.
00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:37.726
but let's not think about that.
00:34:37.726 --> 00:34:39.706
And he's like you should forgive him.
00:34:39.706 --> 00:34:42.708
You should go back with the guy that cheated on you.
00:34:43.239 --> 00:34:48.251
Why, barney, you have to put some incentive, like you need to roll in Mary Roland for this reason.
00:34:49.300 --> 00:35:01.432
We need to unite two people or something, Anything other than the fact that this dad is like I don't care that he sleeps around and he'll make you emotionally depressed all the time and he'll basically make your life a living hell.
00:35:01.432 --> 00:35:03.668
You should be with him for no reason.
00:35:03.668 --> 00:35:04.422
For no reason.
00:35:06.664 --> 00:35:08.510
So he does an on my knees song.
00:35:08.510 --> 00:35:14.300
Her song is what doesn't get to kill you, baby, make you stronger.
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:19.929
Let me and here's the sir She's not, you're singing it just like she did.
00:35:21.500 --> 00:35:23.045
I'm the, i'm the white male.
00:35:23.065 --> 00:35:23.527
Beyonce.
00:35:23.527 --> 00:35:27.168
So this is a Kelly Clarkson song, right.
00:35:27.208 --> 00:35:28.521
Oh, I'm the white Kelly.
00:35:28.541 --> 00:35:28.945
Clarkson.
00:35:28.945 --> 00:35:32.007
Say what you want about Kelly Clarkson.
00:35:32.007 --> 00:35:32.460
She can.
00:35:32.460 --> 00:35:34.086
she's got some pipes.
00:35:34.086 --> 00:35:52.507
You need to pick songs that your people can sing or cast people and maybe in the audition be like, hey, let's hear some of these songs sung by some of the most talented singers in the world And then, if you can't do it, don't do it.
00:35:52.507 --> 00:35:57.728
She sounds like a child trying to sing this song and it's very disappointing.
00:35:59.932 --> 00:36:00.474
So rolling.
00:36:00.474 --> 00:36:01.985
It's the idea of the love potion.
00:36:01.985 --> 00:36:04.427
He hooks up with Sonny for no known reasons.
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:10.871
Well, because he can manipulate Sonny into doing it for him, because he's a lazy piece of shit, that's true.
00:36:11.681 --> 00:36:15.572
Roland cries, and so his crying makes Sonny want to do it.
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:27.045
Doesn't make any sense, because he cries for three seconds at the top and then the rest of their conversation, doesn't cry again, and at the end of it Sonny's like I'll do it If you just stop crying.
00:36:27.045 --> 00:36:28.021
What?
00:36:28.043 --> 00:36:28.483
does he?
00:36:28.523 --> 00:36:32.846
hasn't cried for four minutes, guy, it doesn't make any sense.
00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:42.309
And that's the thing is, everybody cries in this movie and that's always like Oh, he cried, so something so well, well, i do something or something good happening.
00:36:42.309 --> 00:36:44.875
Somebody's crying.
00:36:44.875 --> 00:36:48.650
Sonny goes, he goes against the pedal and he goes into the dark forest.
00:36:48.650 --> 00:36:53.952
We get some doors when you're strange, but just just some strings underneath.
00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:58.150
It's my favorite song that they use in the movie and we don't get to sing it at all.
00:36:58.150 --> 00:36:59.806
I love that song so much.
00:37:00.842 --> 00:37:03.128
When the bog king does it, don't mess with me song.
00:37:03.128 --> 00:37:04.746
I don't think I knew what that song was.
00:37:05.380 --> 00:37:06.605
I've never heard it before in my life.
00:37:06.605 --> 00:37:13.181
No, i should have looked these up just to know, have like an idea of who's saying them, but I didn't.
00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:16.460
And then Sonny meets the imp.
00:37:16.460 --> 00:37:17.945
You want to talk about the imp, Tony.
00:37:17.945 --> 00:37:21.873
What's an imp Is that the little free white guy, Oh yeah.
00:37:24.003 --> 00:37:25.407
They're the cute little rabbit.
00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:28.063
Only thing interesting in this movie.
00:37:28.385 --> 00:37:36.248
Yeah, i mean, we don't really use it, we don't utilize it enough, like I love the idea and his whole point is just like he wants to spread the dust to everyone.
00:37:36.248 --> 00:37:37.771
Why, why is he doing it?
00:37:37.771 --> 00:37:39.704
I want to learn a little bit more about his.
00:37:39.704 --> 00:37:40.847
Is it mischievous?
00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:46.690
Well, this this movie sort of based on the midsummer's nights, correct Summer.
00:37:46.690 --> 00:37:51.427
Dream It's a midsummer's night dream Midsummer's night, dream evening dream.
00:37:51.427 --> 00:37:54.744
So I think he's supposed to be puck.
00:37:55.085 --> 00:37:55.447
He is.
00:37:55.447 --> 00:37:57.425
No, i mean I, i get it.
00:37:57.525 --> 00:37:59.081
I'm just saying Can you say that?
00:37:59.744 --> 00:38:02.882
in this movie, Dan I you're.
00:38:02.882 --> 00:38:11.030
You're asking your audience, which I think is children right, That's who should be this for to have already seen a midsummer's night dream.
00:38:11.030 --> 00:38:15.427
That's not going to happen, So you're going to have to explain to them what this character is.
00:38:15.427 --> 00:38:18.922
Stupid children, Stupid, You got.
00:38:18.922 --> 00:38:22.510
You got these dumb children out here trying to watch this movie.
00:38:22.510 --> 00:38:24.547
They're not going to know the history of it.
00:38:24.547 --> 00:38:27.286
Now, do you ever do a midsummer's night?
00:38:27.286 --> 00:38:27.706
I did.
00:38:27.766 --> 00:38:29.570
I'm being Oberyn Yeah.
00:38:30.300 --> 00:38:32.862
So I'm technically the father, you're the father.
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:36.889
So now did you want the daughter to marry the asshole?
00:38:37.762 --> 00:38:40.704
I don't think that's what happens And I don't remember.
00:38:40.704 --> 00:38:42.068
It's been a long time.
00:38:42.068 --> 00:38:43.505
This was high school that I was in.
00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:47.487
I was in a Shakespeare club at high school by the way, i'm sure I'm talking about this, you sure it's about that the other day.
00:38:47.487 --> 00:38:49.971
A little bit, just a little bit, we want no cover.
00:38:49.990 --> 00:38:50.572
I'll tease it.
00:38:50.572 --> 00:38:54.969
I'll tease it over the next couple of years, you know, because people are just dying for this content.
00:38:54.969 --> 00:39:00.766
You wore a lot of a lot of hose, a lot of hose, all sorts of pantyhose, leader hose.
00:39:00.766 --> 00:39:03.280
You know all sorts of hoses.
00:39:03.280 --> 00:39:06.925
Did you have to go?
00:39:06.965 --> 00:39:08.306
like pantyhose shopping with your mom.
00:39:11.514 --> 00:39:13.652
You're comfortable with that, absolutely.
00:39:13.652 --> 00:39:16.159
I'm not ashamed of that at all.
00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:17.454
Well, not even a little bit.
00:39:17.454 --> 00:39:20.998
You want to hear one that I am a little ashamed of?
00:39:20.998 --> 00:39:27.362
I had this audition back in college where they wanted me to be in the shower.
00:39:27.362 --> 00:39:32.038
By the way, i booked this commercial, so it's a good ending, but a weird middle.
00:39:32.038 --> 00:39:37.114
So I went to the first audition and they're like okay, now take your shirt off.
00:39:37.114 --> 00:39:49.579
So I took my shirt off and I did the audition And they're like could you come back for the callback and get ready your back hair, which I can't do by myself?
00:39:49.579 --> 00:39:52.719
So in between it was a Wednesday and a Friday.
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:57.199
On Thursday night I was like hey, mom, i need you to shave my back.
00:39:57.199 --> 00:40:06.641
So as a 23-year-old man, i had to sit in the shower and have my mom shave my back.
00:40:06.641 --> 00:40:10.840
But I booked the commercial, so worked out real nicely.
00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:12.896
I booked the shit out of it, guys.
00:40:13.331 --> 00:40:14.094
Oh my God.
00:40:14.094 --> 00:40:23.182
So yeah, so Sonny's there with the amp, the amp is cool, and then somehow he figures out that the amp knows where his trigger pump fairy is.
00:40:24.632 --> 00:40:27.860
They make it seem like they're communicating, but they're not.
00:40:27.860 --> 00:40:29.541
The amp isn't doing anything.
00:40:29.541 --> 00:40:30.815
He's like wait, you know where she is.
00:40:30.815 --> 00:40:35.914
It's kind of like when they do Lassie, but even worse, right, where is?
00:40:35.954 --> 00:40:38.273
he, he's falling down the well Right like what.
00:40:38.273 --> 00:40:42.077
It's a deep well, tap, tap, tap to the northeast.
00:40:42.077 --> 00:40:44.014
Tap, tap, tap three miles.
00:40:44.014 --> 00:40:45.539
Ah, thank you, lassie, you're good.
00:40:46.552 --> 00:40:47.054
And I'm off.
00:40:47.054 --> 00:40:49.557
Oh, it doesn't make any sense.
00:40:49.557 --> 00:40:50.152
I love it.
00:40:52.250 --> 00:40:54.496
Mary Ann's at the Spring Dance is soon.
00:40:54.496 --> 00:40:57.489
So we've had a failed marriage.
00:40:57.489 --> 00:40:58.494
We've had a ball.
00:40:58.590 --> 00:41:00.094
Ball, and now we have a dance coming in.
00:41:01.449 --> 00:41:03.838
It's like it felt like Sonny just left a minute ago.
00:41:04.369 --> 00:41:11.239
Now we somehow maybe we have a dance every night, every other night, i think every other is probably because he got to clean up in between.
00:41:11.952 --> 00:41:17.797
And then the dad's like you need to look out for your sister And I'm like wait, mary Ann needs to look out for Don.
00:41:17.797 --> 00:41:18.378
Why?
00:41:19.170 --> 00:41:22.079
Yeah well, so I'll tell you why because she's too promiscuous.
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:23.835
So he's got two daughters.
00:41:23.835 --> 00:41:28.974
One of them is too much of a prude and he wants her to loosen up and get with the guy that cheated on her.
00:41:28.974 --> 00:41:37.157
And then his other daughter is fucking everybody and he's like maybe let her drain her in a little bit, because women be crazy.
00:41:37.157 --> 00:41:41.199
That's basically what this movie is about is that ladies are crazy.
00:41:42.550 --> 00:41:44.217
So Sonny has it gets down there.
00:41:44.217 --> 00:41:45.936
He goes to the thing in the bog kinks.
00:41:45.936 --> 00:41:49.119
It's a castle place with skull.
00:41:50.150 --> 00:41:52.940
It's very precarious because it falls down pretty easily.
00:41:53.291 --> 00:41:57.221
He gets this room with all these cages and you're like, ah, sugar pump fairies in one of these cages.
00:41:57.221 --> 00:41:58.695
But no, that's not where they keep her.
00:41:58.695 --> 00:42:05.123
They keep her in this this ball of miniaturizing light blue ball which miniaturizes.
00:42:05.123 --> 00:42:10.253
So if you put your hand through the ear, hand becomes small because she's large, but she's there and she also.
00:42:11.311 --> 00:42:11.572
It's like.
00:42:11.572 --> 00:42:12.420
I like the idea.
00:42:12.420 --> 00:42:15.818
It doesn't make any sense, but I would love to put some stuff in it.
00:42:18.090 --> 00:42:20.898
Different appendages put it right in that blue light, see what's going on.
00:42:22.132 --> 00:42:23.916
Maybe a head shrink your head.
00:42:23.916 --> 00:42:26.141
That's funny, it doesn't seem safe.
00:42:28.567 --> 00:42:33.641
She's fine, She's like set me free and I'll give you the potion.
00:42:33.641 --> 00:42:35.717
And then we have a love is strange song.
00:42:35.717 --> 00:42:37.054
I don't know what song that was.
00:42:37.114 --> 00:42:40.048
Yep Never heard that song either.
00:42:40.230 --> 00:42:50.601
And then we have like let's put in a little comical thing where the mom is bringing in all these weird insects and monsters to try to be the girlfriend for the king.
00:42:50.601 --> 00:42:54.559
I thought some of the insect and monster designs were kind of cool.
00:42:55.342 --> 00:43:00.315
Yeah sure I don't know, It's just.
00:43:00.315 --> 00:43:01.219
I couldn't get past.
00:43:01.219 --> 00:43:03.594
how weird it all was Didn't make any sense.
00:43:03.594 --> 00:43:05.775
How long has he been angry?
00:43:08.371 --> 00:43:09.835
Since he got jilted.
00:43:10.297 --> 00:43:10.998
I understand that.
00:43:10.998 --> 00:43:12.610
When did that happen, Dan?
00:43:12.610 --> 00:43:15.438
I want a timeframe because I have several questions.
00:43:16.469 --> 00:43:17.432
It happened in the flashback.
00:43:23.398 --> 00:43:25.202
I'm gonna slap you right in the face.
00:43:25.202 --> 00:43:28.657
Here's the thing, dan.
00:43:28.657 --> 00:43:40.954
Before he got jilted which is a great word, by the way, that was very nice Before that happened, was the dark world still the dark world, or did he create the dark world?
00:43:40.954 --> 00:43:44.376
So it was always a dark world?
00:43:44.376 --> 00:43:47.893
He's always been a bog king, so he was always bad.
00:43:47.893 --> 00:43:52.094
Then why does it matter that he got jilted?
00:43:55.201 --> 00:43:56.123
He was happy mad.
00:43:56.913 --> 00:43:58.260
He enjoyed being mad.
00:43:58.260 --> 00:44:00.876
He enjoyed being nefarious.
00:44:00.876 --> 00:44:03.556
None of this makes any sense.
00:44:03.556 --> 00:44:05.576
I can't get past it.
00:44:06.510 --> 00:44:07.856
So the imp wants the potion.
00:44:07.856 --> 00:44:09.815
I guess she made the potion.
00:44:10.097 --> 00:44:10.838
Did she make the potion?
00:44:10.838 --> 00:44:14.775
Well, it's not a potion first of all, they keep calling it a potion but one.
00:44:14.775 --> 00:44:20.172
she just turned the pedal into dust that you sprinkle on people.
00:44:20.492 --> 00:44:21.155
Not a potion.
00:44:21.737 --> 00:44:22.639
But it's not a potion.
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:25.592
You wouldn't call that a potion If I handed you glitter.
00:44:25.592 --> 00:44:29.442
You're not like oh, this is a potion, Potion, Not shun.
00:44:32.054 --> 00:44:33.757
So imp wants the potion.
00:44:33.757 --> 00:44:43.596
Sonny gets the potion, sonny escapes My king's angry The elves are now having the spring dance And so Sonny gets a song.
00:44:43.596 --> 00:44:46.117
He gets the One Day I Love You song.
00:44:46.117 --> 00:44:48.155
One Day I Love You.
00:44:48.155 --> 00:44:49.773
I don't know what that song is.
00:44:51.813 --> 00:44:52.556
I don't know any of them.
00:44:53.070 --> 00:44:58.577
And slowly the bad guys have left, because they know the potion's out there, and so then they slowly take over the band.
00:44:59.130 --> 00:45:02.960
They know because the fairy lady told them immediately.
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:05.416
He didn't even torture her.
00:45:05.416 --> 00:45:06.976
He was just like, hey, where's he going?
00:45:06.976 --> 00:45:09.155
She's like, oh, he's going to the dance right now.
00:45:09.155 --> 00:45:10.380
It starts in 20 minutes.
00:45:10.380 --> 00:45:11.333
If you hurry, you can catch him.
00:45:11.333 --> 00:45:13.856
Why would she just tell him the information?
00:45:14.530 --> 00:45:17.119
Because she's the motivator of everything that happens in the movie.
00:45:17.119 --> 00:45:22.202
So she has to make sure everybody shows up where they're supposed to, so that the things in the movie can happen.
00:45:22.550 --> 00:45:23.914
I guess you're right about that.
00:45:23.914 --> 00:45:27.378
It makes perfect sense now that you say it like that.
00:45:27.378 --> 00:45:47.416
So the bad guys take over the band, and the only person that gets potioned is Dawn, and then she gets put in a bag, and so you're like oh, she's put in a bag Before she sees anybody, because the quote unquote potion, the first person you see after you get sprinkled with the glitter is who you love.
00:45:48.230 --> 00:45:50.255
So we know that she's going to fall in love with the Bog King.
00:45:50.255 --> 00:45:56.164
Of course She's going to get put in a bag And then by King shows up and he does a rock and roll.
00:45:56.164 --> 00:45:57.070
I've been insulted.
00:45:57.070 --> 00:45:58.795
It's not a song.
00:45:58.856 --> 00:46:01.675
I know I don't believe that it's a real song.
00:46:01.675 --> 00:46:04.588
That would be a dumb real song.
00:46:05.592 --> 00:46:06.175
But I don't know.
00:46:06.750 --> 00:46:09.273
I don't know Just listening to those words.
00:46:09.273 --> 00:46:11.612
That can't be a real song.
00:46:12.315 --> 00:46:12.976
It's possible.
00:46:13.518 --> 00:46:16.429
It is possible, i should try to look it up while you're gibber jabbering.
00:46:18.012 --> 00:46:22.541
He's saying give me the potion, and give me the potion.
00:46:22.541 --> 00:46:27.137
Just give me the potion, i'll give you back to her, But you got to do it before the moon sets.
00:46:28.030 --> 00:46:32.952
Before moon down, which I've never heard before, but I like it because it's like sundown, but it's with the moon.
00:46:33.630 --> 00:46:34.896
So Roland was hiding.
00:46:34.896 --> 00:46:38.715
Now he comes out and he's like I'll go save him, but you got to give me the army.
00:46:38.715 --> 00:46:40.637
And they're like Kings, like take the army.
00:46:40.637 --> 00:46:43.590
And then Mary Ann's like I'll go do it myself.
00:46:43.590 --> 00:46:47.735
And then she takes off, and then everyone yells at Sonny because he's an idiot.
00:46:47.735 --> 00:46:55.742
And then he tries to rally the elves and only this one elf says okay, i'll go.
00:46:55.742 --> 00:46:56.590
So which is?
00:46:57.152 --> 00:47:00.472
yeah, i don't know, it doesn't make any sense.
00:47:01.829 --> 00:47:06.021
So while King's gotten back to his castle, he says bring me the prisoner.
00:47:06.021 --> 00:47:07.755
They opened it up and boom.
00:47:07.755 --> 00:47:13.976
Now we found the most annoying song Human beings can sing Sugar pie, honey bunch.
00:47:14.530 --> 00:47:16.496
Sugar pie, honey bunch.
00:47:17.771 --> 00:47:25.697
And then she is falling in Dawn, is falling in love with the bog king, and then she does that song and you want to kill yourself.
00:47:26.159 --> 00:47:29.996
Yeah, yeah, and you know, i don't blame you.
00:47:31.190 --> 00:47:38.900
Mary Ann does a song on coming and she trips on stuff and the alarm is raised Yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:47:38.900 --> 00:47:41.585
The imp has gotten ahold of the potion.
00:47:41.585 --> 00:47:43.315
He's being chased by Sonny.
00:47:43.315 --> 00:47:45.835
They crash and get wrapped up.
00:47:45.835 --> 00:47:50.860
You know one of those classic crashes where you crash and then you go Classic.
00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:51.460
It's classic.
00:47:53.452 --> 00:47:57.675
And then you're all tied up like this, and then here, So, here's my question.
00:47:58.050 --> 00:48:00.737
I need to just ask you about the physics of this right?
00:48:00.737 --> 00:48:07.360
So they have one rope, essentially between the two of them.
00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:08.934
Is that what I'm to believe?
00:48:08.934 --> 00:48:17.443
Sure, and then they're both trying to rope things right.
00:48:17.443 --> 00:48:22.300
But if they were to succeed in roping them, they are connected.
00:48:22.300 --> 00:48:27.942
So how was that plan ever going to work in the first place?
00:48:27.942 --> 00:48:34.172
It's not like you are holding on to one end of the rope, you throw the other end and then you pull it back.
00:48:34.172 --> 00:48:37.052
You're both throwing the ends of the rope.
00:48:37.052 --> 00:48:39.972
The rope is gone If you throw it technically.
00:48:39.972 --> 00:48:41.429
I don't understand, dan.
00:48:41.449 --> 00:48:44.518
I don't understand why the Okay, i get it, i get it.
00:48:44.539 --> 00:48:46.304
That's what happens to me.
00:48:49.793 --> 00:48:56.807
People just need to think about the little things that they do in a movie to just make sure they make the basic amount of sense.
00:49:00.914 --> 00:49:02.797
It's funny, it's really funny, it's not?
00:49:02.916 --> 00:49:03.277
funny.
00:49:03.277 --> 00:49:05.961
It's not funny at all, dan, it's not funny.
00:49:06.206 --> 00:49:07.577
What you're doing is funny.
00:49:08.525 --> 00:49:10.789
What you're doing is funny, what they did is not funny.
00:49:11.525 --> 00:49:15.652
So then the imp doses the lizard, so the lizard is in love with Sunny.
00:49:15.652 --> 00:49:16.672
I like that.
00:49:16.672 --> 00:49:17.554
I thought that was a nice dose.
00:49:17.574 --> 00:49:18.817
That was like you and the few You like that.
00:49:18.817 --> 00:49:20.239
Oh boy, it's weird.
00:49:20.985 --> 00:49:23.072
You don't want to see the lizard trying to impregnate.
00:49:23.112 --> 00:49:23.333
Sunny.
00:49:23.333 --> 00:49:28.014
Well, i mean, i don't want to not see it, but at the same time I don't want to see it.
00:49:28.014 --> 00:49:28.697
You know what I mean.
00:49:29.545 --> 00:49:35.967
I was like you know if you're going to put a video on a lizard having sex with an elf in an elf, now that you've promised?
00:49:36.047 --> 00:49:36.168
it.
00:49:36.168 --> 00:49:38.547
I'll probably watch it If you would ask me straight up.
00:49:38.547 --> 00:49:42.938
Hey, would you ever want to watch a lizard make love with a little?
00:49:42.938 --> 00:49:43.641
What is he again?
00:49:43.641 --> 00:49:44.041
An elf.
00:49:44.181 --> 00:49:44.704
With an elf.
00:49:45.746 --> 00:49:47.012
I'd be like no, probably not.
00:49:47.012 --> 00:49:52.675
But if you came to me and you were like I have a video of an elf and a lizard getting it on, i'd watch it.
00:49:52.675 --> 00:49:54.418
My answer is then yes.
00:49:54.418 --> 00:50:00.612
Now I'm like, well, if you already got it, if you're telling me that it exists, i do want to see it.
00:50:00.612 --> 00:50:05.172
But if you're asking me if I want to make it, i'm like no that's weird.
00:50:08.251 --> 00:50:21.072
Oh man, okay, mom, now we do another whole scene where the mom brings up more suitors and we do a Harry Nelson can't live without you.
00:50:21.072 --> 00:50:27.297
And Harry Nelson rolled over and is great.
00:50:27.476 --> 00:50:28.018
It's great.
00:50:28.018 --> 00:50:30.050
You don't know who Harry Nelson is to you?
00:50:30.050 --> 00:50:31.746
I sure don't, but you know who?
00:50:31.746 --> 00:50:34.454
I do know who they are, now that I've just looked it up.
00:50:35.686 --> 00:50:37.472
Deep Purple is the name of the band.
00:50:37.764 --> 00:50:41.855
And that is who sings the song Mistreated, that the Boggings sings Mistreated.
00:50:41.855 --> 00:50:45.197
So I'm going to listen to that as soon as we're done.
00:50:46.202 --> 00:50:48.009
Yeah, deep Purple, that's a real band.
00:50:48.009 --> 00:50:54.574
More imp chasing the lizard eats.
00:50:54.574 --> 00:50:56.088
Somebody Who does the lizard eat?
00:50:57.445 --> 00:51:08.916
The little bunny rabbit that has the bottle and they're like I'll let him because and it's sunny, is like I'll tell the lizard to let you go because it loves me if you give us a potion, the amp eats the amp.
00:51:08.916 --> 00:51:09.998
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:09.998 --> 00:51:13.751
This is my one of my two laughs in the movie Dan.
00:51:13.751 --> 00:51:17.271
Yeah, the sunny gives him the ultimatum.
00:51:17.271 --> 00:51:19.291
I guess him may not be appropriate.
00:51:19.865 --> 00:51:20.929
It gives them the ultimatum.
00:51:21.389 --> 00:51:22.012
Is that what I said?
00:51:22.012 --> 00:51:35.827
This is an ultimatum Palladium, the ultimatum of hey, i'll let you out if you give us a thing, and the imp sticks its arms out in the lips and does like the thinking pose, but with the lizard's mouth, and that was very funny.
00:51:35.827 --> 00:51:39.313
I just I want to give them credit where credit's due.
00:51:39.313 --> 00:51:40.288
They had one good joke.
00:51:41.525 --> 00:51:49.432
And during this we have like 25 seconds of cheap tricks thing called love, one of the greatest songs of all time 100 percent.
00:51:50.666 --> 00:51:51.469
But do you not?
00:51:51.469 --> 00:51:54.436
if you buy it, do you buy the whole thing?
00:51:54.436 --> 00:51:56.813
Maybe they could only afford a little piece of it.
00:51:56.813 --> 00:51:58.230
Is that a thing that can happen?
00:52:01.068 --> 00:52:03.635
We have 15 seconds of your song, so we're only giving me a thousand bucks.
00:52:03.974 --> 00:52:05.599
Yeah, what if they're like how much are you starting?
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:09.994
Like, well, it's 10 grand per track And he's like I've only got $1,000.
00:52:09.994 --> 00:52:12.231
Can I have one tenth of your song?
00:52:13.605 --> 00:52:14.951
So the army is marching.
00:52:14.951 --> 00:52:16.650
What song are they, army, marching to?
00:52:18.125 --> 00:52:21.835
Probably the ants go marching in, yeah, yeah, one by one.
00:52:24.711 --> 00:52:27.099
No, they say they go to Lady Gaga.
00:52:27.922 --> 00:52:30.208
Oh right, no, I do remember that now.
00:52:30.208 --> 00:52:30.929
Yeah, what was?
00:52:30.949 --> 00:52:31.891
the song Which one See.
00:52:31.891 --> 00:52:33.855
I had it there for a second and I lost it.
00:52:33.855 --> 00:52:34.615
Sing it.
00:52:35.697 --> 00:52:36.039
Sing it.
00:52:38.610 --> 00:52:39.512
It's bad romance.
00:52:44.789 --> 00:52:45.572
It's bad romance.
00:52:45.572 --> 00:52:46.528
You don't know the one word.
00:52:46.528 --> 00:52:53.918
I think the people out there are really going to like that rendition, Dan.
00:52:53.918 --> 00:52:55.630
I think we really crushed that.
00:52:55.844 --> 00:52:56.668
I think we killed it.
00:52:56.668 --> 00:52:59.672
Lady Gaga's like I need those guys.
00:53:00.045 --> 00:53:01.512
We're going to get a phone call.
00:53:03.150 --> 00:53:04.195
Get them on the phone.
00:53:05.268 --> 00:53:05.889
It's going to be great.
00:53:07.445 --> 00:53:20.286
Sonny shows up to the army, gives Roland the potion And we do this whole thing, where now he looks at them and is like you're in love with Don, And we're like, how would it be Jumpy seven?
00:53:20.286 --> 00:53:22.152
fifth thing I know we won.
00:53:22.152 --> 00:53:24.269
He's like yes, i am in love with Don.
00:53:25.213 --> 00:53:31.389
Really You're telling Roland that of all people, I don't know man Because this movie doesn't make any sense.
00:53:33.525 --> 00:53:45.394
The Bog King demands that all the lovers, because the imp has gone and made turtles fall in love with squirrels and insect bugs fall in love with golf carts and just all kinds of weird shit.
00:53:45.514 --> 00:53:48.599
Golf carts There's no golf carts in this movie, Don't be confused everybody.
00:53:49.025 --> 00:53:59.233
So Mary Ann follows them and then she cracks through the window and she attacks the Bog King and we get the straight on for you duet between the two of them.
00:54:01.184 --> 00:54:06.518
And during this first duet the mom appears and is like, finally he's in love.
00:54:06.518 --> 00:54:07.320
What?
00:54:08.161 --> 00:54:08.543
What's happening?
00:54:08.543 --> 00:54:12.592
At one point, one of them sings the line and I think Mary Ann goes.
00:54:12.592 --> 00:54:13.856
What does that even mean?
00:54:13.856 --> 00:54:21.878
So you're commenting that your own movie doesn't know how to use the songs that it's being wrote.
00:54:22.844 --> 00:54:25.969
I picked the wrong song here, but I really like this song, so let's just keep going.
00:54:26.827 --> 00:54:28.773
It's like George Lucas, is an idiot.
00:54:28.773 --> 00:54:34.353
Why did you pick this song And tell me about how the battle ends, Tony?
00:54:35.306 --> 00:54:36.630
I think they just both get tired.
00:54:36.630 --> 00:54:37.695
Isn't that what happens?
00:54:37.695 --> 00:54:39.148
They're just like whew boy.
00:54:39.148 --> 00:54:40.692
Should we go get drinks?
00:54:43.867 --> 00:54:46.494
And the Bog King's like OK, just kill me.
00:54:47.396 --> 00:54:49.375
Yeah, oh yes, i should push the sword.
00:54:49.375 --> 00:54:50.547
And he's like just do it, i don't even.
00:54:50.547 --> 00:54:53.369
I'm so tired right now, i could literally die.
00:54:54.565 --> 00:54:55.387
So they're like man.
00:54:55.387 --> 00:55:02.871
Instead, we'll go see Don, and so we go through all the lovers, everybody's like, yeah, they all sing horribly.
00:55:02.985 --> 00:55:04.730
I don't know why that was a joke.
00:55:04.730 --> 00:55:05.510
Is that a joke?
00:55:05.510 --> 00:55:06.012
I don't know.
00:55:06.494 --> 00:55:06.835
I don't know.
00:55:06.835 --> 00:55:14.244
Then he's like let's work together and have to get stuff for fairy.
00:55:14.244 --> 00:55:15.467
I don't know what that means.
00:55:17.945 --> 00:55:19.090
I don't know what that means either, Dan.
00:55:19.525 --> 00:55:28.614
So the mom sets up the big love dinner for the two of them with like all the hearts, and they're all like they go and they do like the love dinner.
00:55:29.045 --> 00:55:40.054
Yeah, because he's already a softie about it, like he's not a mean bad guy, he's just kind of bitter And as soon as someone shows any interest in him, he's back.
00:55:40.054 --> 00:55:44.034
He's back to being a wonderful, loving guy with ugly teeth.
00:55:44.034 --> 00:55:47.291
Yeah, teeth is just a hard thing for me.
00:55:47.291 --> 00:55:55.094
Teeth listen, teeth are tough, and I don't want to be rude, like I understand, not everyone has the money for your dental work and stuff.
00:55:55.094 --> 00:55:56.056
It's just it's hard.
00:55:56.056 --> 00:56:00.628
It's hard because you see him a lot, yeah, and they kind of accentuate him.
00:56:01.025 --> 00:56:02.990
It's like you know.
00:56:03.170 --> 00:56:10.030
it's just like poor guy You feel for this guy Again, you drew him, so you can just draw him a little bit better.
00:56:10.030 --> 00:56:11.708
Yeah, it's weird.
00:56:14.204 --> 00:56:19.315
And then they, over the love dinner, they both realize that they both hate love.
00:56:19.315 --> 00:56:29.273
And then they bring up the sugar pulp fairy and she's like the only antidote for the love potion is the one thing more powerful than the potion.
00:56:29.273 --> 00:56:34.815
So the only thing that's the antidote is the thing that's more powerful than the potion, which is not a riddle, and they couldn't figure it out.
00:56:35.135 --> 00:56:35.956
It's not a riddle, though.
00:56:35.956 --> 00:56:37.018
No, it's not a riddle.
00:56:37.018 --> 00:56:38.490
She's just telling them the answer.
00:56:39.246 --> 00:56:41.653
Well, she's she's, she's positing a thing.
00:56:41.653 --> 00:56:49.327
It's like well sure you know, if you can figure out what's more powerful than the potion, then you'll have the thing that's more powerful than the potion It's like.
00:56:49.327 --> 00:56:52.365
well, how are we supposed to figure that out, unless some?
00:56:52.365 --> 00:56:53.889
it's just a riddle.
00:56:54.391 --> 00:56:55.293
I know immediately.
00:56:55.293 --> 00:56:56.317
Oh, did you really?
00:56:56.317 --> 00:56:58.192
You didn't know, it was true, love.
00:56:58.726 --> 00:56:59.833
No, I had never know anything.
00:56:59.833 --> 00:57:00.496
I'm the worst.
00:57:00.778 --> 00:57:04.634
I didn't know I didn't realize he changed his haircut and clothes.
00:57:04.634 --> 00:57:08.614
I admit I'm the absolute worst.
00:57:09.385 --> 00:57:11.210
I will be just about fooled by anything.
00:57:11.592 --> 00:57:14.489
I love that story, i know some plot stuff We've been watching.
00:57:14.610 --> 00:57:16.554
Sure, we'll talk about that.
00:57:16.554 --> 00:57:20.813
Oh, okay, the army approaches the bog King's castle.
00:57:20.813 --> 00:57:21.856
It doesn't even have a name.
00:57:21.856 --> 00:57:23.731
Usually you get places names.
00:57:23.731 --> 00:57:27.610
You name things in your world so that you can talk about them.
00:57:28.192 --> 00:57:30.175
Right, yep, that makes perfect sense.
00:57:30.175 --> 00:57:32.628
Not in this movie, they don't.
00:57:32.628 --> 00:57:38.391
There's not a lot of talking in general in this movie, which is good because the dialogue is atrocious.
00:57:38.391 --> 00:57:40.989
So we.
00:57:41.188 --> 00:57:43.735
He has to tell the story to figure out what the antidote is.
00:57:43.735 --> 00:57:49.545
The bog King fell in love with this lizard, or something and then he gave her the potion It was.
00:57:49.565 --> 00:57:51.632
I thought it was more of like a frog type lady.
00:57:51.632 --> 00:57:56.885
And here's the problem, here's my problematic, here's my problem with it Is it?
00:57:56.885 --> 00:58:05.246
they show the woman that he fell in love with and our lead character goes eww, what a bitch.
00:58:05.246 --> 00:58:08.152
Who does The lead girl?
00:58:08.152 --> 00:58:08.893
Oh, marianne.
00:58:08.893 --> 00:58:15.215
Yeah, marianne, she just keeps burry like putting this woman down that he was in love with.
00:58:15.215 --> 00:58:15.916
It's horrible.
00:58:16.364 --> 00:58:22.416
If you're trying, to make everything not about looks, then don't make it about looks.
00:58:23.344 --> 00:58:38.648
But everything is about looks, even in the beginning oh shoot, roland was uh, said something to Marianne before all the stuff happened and he's like, oh, you could get killed or, worse, be horribly disfigured or something like that.
00:58:38.648 --> 00:58:39.949
So it is all about looks.
00:58:40.804 --> 00:58:41.326
If you make.
00:58:41.326 --> 00:58:46.297
You know, and I mean I do believe in the Shrek movie they kind of deal with that.
00:58:46.297 --> 00:58:51.045
I don't remember that well, but they sort of talk about that as like she's okay Be.
00:58:51.045 --> 00:58:54.266
You know, like you gotta be okay with who you are, you gotta be.
00:58:54.266 --> 00:59:02.672
And if you're going to set up everything to sort of lead to that, then you know you got to make Marianne maybe not think she's super hot.
00:59:02.672 --> 00:59:10.949
Or you know, because you know, if you ask Marianne, are you super hot, she'd be like yes, i'm super hot, oh yeah, she definitely is into herself.
00:59:11.088 --> 00:59:12.672
Yeah, yes.
00:59:12.672 --> 00:59:13.333
And guess what?
00:59:13.333 --> 00:59:15.458
She's super ugly, so it's weird.
00:59:15.458 --> 00:59:18.032
But so for her, for having the confidence.
00:59:18.364 --> 00:59:22.913
So we find out that the only way to cure the potion is for the person to be actually in love?
00:59:24.476 --> 00:59:26.079
Yeah, Yeah, makes perfect sense.
00:59:26.525 --> 00:59:33.507
And then they do a little more talk and then she sort of Marianne talks about the Roland thing went wrong, And then wait.
00:59:33.527 --> 00:59:34.409
You know what, dan?
00:59:34.409 --> 00:59:35.472
It doesn't make sense.
00:59:35.472 --> 00:59:36.514
Let me ask you a question.
00:59:36.514 --> 00:59:37.637
Okay, ask me a question.
00:59:37.637 --> 00:59:41.487
I've dosed you with the love potion.
00:59:41.487 --> 00:59:44.210
Oh, tony, tony, tony, exactly.
00:59:44.231 --> 00:59:46.253
So you're going to me Tony.
00:59:46.253 --> 00:59:50.597
If somebody else I want to shave you back here every day.
00:59:50.597 --> 00:59:51.097
No, no, i keep it.
00:59:51.137 --> 00:59:55.407
Now, let's do it, i keep it now I don't know if you can see that but, it's Great, i'm full bear.
00:59:57.445 --> 01:00:03.634
But if somebody else comes along to talk to you, you're not going to give them the time of day because you're so in love with me, so in love with me.
01:00:03.634 --> 01:00:07.514
So how would somebody ever fall in love with somebody else while they're in the potion?
01:00:07.514 --> 01:00:15.554
to get the antidote, the only way that it works is how they do it in the movie, which is the person has to already be in love and not get affected.
01:00:15.554 --> 01:00:17.130
But that's not an antidote.
01:00:17.130 --> 01:00:19.612
That's like a defense mech, like that's.
01:00:19.612 --> 01:00:22.452
This movie doesn't understand what it's writing.
01:00:24.795 --> 01:00:29.369
BK says he's sorry, mark King says he's sorry about Don Never trust anybody.
01:00:29.369 --> 01:00:34.309
And then he sees, he sees Mary Ann's sexy wings.
01:00:35.934 --> 01:00:36.556
Is that what it is?
01:00:38.007 --> 01:00:46.594
She unfolds her sexy wings from behind and he's just like Oh whoa, his wings are like horrible dragon-dry wings with holes in them.
01:00:46.594 --> 01:00:52.972
Like, make him at least a noble creature, i guess that's the thing.
01:00:52.972 --> 01:01:03.253
Just make him evil, but make him have a thing Make him have powerful, dragon-dry wings.
01:01:03.925 --> 01:01:07.135
My favorite things are when my bad guys are very sexy.
01:01:07.135 --> 01:01:08.228
I love that.
01:01:08.228 --> 01:01:10.670
I love a sexy bad boy.
01:01:11.291 --> 01:01:12.074
And you can make him.
01:01:12.074 --> 01:01:18.831
You don't have to make him confident necessarily, but make him Well, because he's been jilted.
01:01:19.405 --> 01:01:21.052
He's been jilted, so he's lost his confidence.
01:01:21.052 --> 01:01:23.090
This is about him refinding his confidence.
01:01:23.351 --> 01:01:34.135
Yeah, and you know, like, do it in face acting, you know where you're, like, his mouth is like this, But then when he's in love with her, he sees her wings, he's all.
01:01:34.244 --> 01:01:35.210
This doesn't look like love.
01:01:35.364 --> 01:01:41.284
This looks like lost Dan, i'll tell you right now, that's Same thing.
01:01:41.284 --> 01:01:45.913
Then I wrote he catches her fall.
01:01:48.416 --> 01:01:49.217
Does she trip again?
01:01:49.217 --> 01:01:49.878
I don't know.
01:01:49.878 --> 01:01:52.672
She probably just trips and he probably catches her.
01:01:53.204 --> 01:01:55.630
So now we have the We have the Nave Sake song.
01:01:55.630 --> 01:02:03.699
Elo Strange Magic, elo my number one childhood band, still probably one of my favorite bands.
01:02:03.864 --> 01:02:04.166
I love.
01:02:04.246 --> 01:02:05.371
ELO more than anything.
01:02:06.045 --> 01:02:07.411
What else did they sing Dan?
01:02:07.411 --> 01:02:10.849
What else did they sing Tony?
01:02:10.849 --> 01:02:11.992
Was that a bad question?
01:02:11.992 --> 01:02:12.414
I'm sorry.
01:02:13.164 --> 01:02:18.030
Just go check out the Out of the Blue album, greatest album humankind has ever made.
01:02:18.030 --> 01:02:21.010
Wow, there's just so many.
01:02:21.010 --> 01:02:27.719
Jeff Linz, just the songster of all times Wow, he did all The movie Zanadu.
01:02:27.719 --> 01:02:29.068
He did all the music for that.
01:02:29.068 --> 01:02:30.572
I love Zanadu Okay.
01:02:30.592 --> 01:02:31.835
Yeah, that's all ELO.
01:02:32.465 --> 01:02:35.170
There might be a couple non-ELO songs in there, but it's ELO.
01:02:35.170 --> 01:02:36.472
Did the separate?
01:02:36.472 --> 01:02:37.693
Okay, all right, i mean.
01:02:37.693 --> 01:02:38.416
Yeah.
01:02:39.356 --> 01:02:39.697
ELO.
01:02:41.367 --> 01:02:50.273
I mean there are no Huey Lewis in the news but it's fine, dan, this is probably the best part of the movies, when they sort of are falling in love and going through his dark kingdom and seeing the beauty of it.
01:02:50.273 --> 01:02:53.152
And they do a decent job of it.
01:02:53.405 --> 01:02:59.077
There's one centipede that goes by and I was like, okay, that's a cool centipede, sure, sure.
01:02:59.077 --> 01:03:04.568
If he'd have been designed off of that centipede, i'd have been like, okay, i can see her wanted to get with all those hands.
01:03:04.568 --> 01:03:06.835
You know, all those hands, all those hands.
01:03:06.925 --> 01:03:08.750
Dan Goodsell loves some hands.
01:03:08.931 --> 01:03:11.851
Mmm, these shows are centipedes.
01:03:11.851 --> 01:03:12.628
He takes her to the.
01:03:12.628 --> 01:03:17.376
You want to talk about the green bubble chamber, or what would you call that chamber, tony?
01:03:18.847 --> 01:03:20.733
I don't even know what that is.
01:03:21.405 --> 01:03:26.777
There are all these green lights that look like drops that hung on strings, Oh yeah.
01:03:27.385 --> 01:03:28.349
You don't even remember these parts.
01:03:28.349 --> 01:03:31.170
All I remember is them jumping over the plants.
01:03:31.170 --> 01:03:32.612
that, what is this?
01:03:32.612 --> 01:03:33.735
Venus fly traps.
01:03:33.894 --> 01:03:35.338
Yeah, oh, he catches her on the.
01:03:35.338 --> 01:03:38.833
She's jumping from Venus fly traps that she trips and he catches her.
01:03:38.833 --> 01:03:40.130
Well, she was showing off.
01:03:40.244 --> 01:03:43.050
She was doing like flips and shit She should have fell on.
01:03:43.050 --> 01:03:45.135
But here's, oh that's, but here's the thing.
01:03:45.135 --> 01:03:46.317
She's got wings, dan.
01:03:46.317 --> 01:03:48.208
Why did he need to catch her?
01:03:48.208 --> 01:03:50.590
if she falls up The thing, she just flies.
01:03:50.590 --> 01:03:53.331
She could just fly right back up to him.
01:03:53.331 --> 01:04:05.371
This is Stephen, so he looks out there and he sees the army and he's all like you played me, which is a fair assumption, i guess, but I don't know.
01:04:06.485 --> 01:04:07.791
You got me to leave my castle.
01:04:07.791 --> 01:04:09.711
I guess it is a castle.
01:04:10.226 --> 01:04:11.190
That's a good point.
01:04:11.190 --> 01:04:12.112
He calls it a castle.
01:04:12.204 --> 01:04:16.338
We should call it a castle, and somebody says oh, you two are having a lover's tiff.
01:04:16.338 --> 01:04:17.684
Maybe Roland says that.
01:04:17.684 --> 01:04:19.623
Yeah, i think Roland says that.
01:04:19.846 --> 01:04:20.889
Yeah, that sounds about right.
01:04:22.208 --> 01:04:23.914
Sonny is snuck down to the bottom.
01:04:23.914 --> 01:04:27.052
He lets all the lover animals go, which is like six creatures.
01:04:27.052 --> 01:04:47.244
Roland and the bobkink fight And grabs Don, and then somehow the army like the three guys in the army have done something to make the entire bog kinks castle just collapse crumble, it just crumbles it's like explosives.
01:04:47.244 --> 01:04:49.010
It didn't do anything.
01:04:49.010 --> 01:04:51.335
No, it's like jenga do anything.
01:04:51.536 --> 01:04:55.487
They pulled out one pebble and then the whole thing fell down.
01:04:56.289 --> 01:05:03.911
So not great, not great construction well, not great movie construction, because nobody does anything to make this happen.
01:05:03.931 --> 01:05:07.460
Well, dan, that is not the first time we've had that scenario.
01:05:07.460 --> 01:05:09.512
This movie is is made terribly.
01:05:09.512 --> 01:05:14.447
Every decision is wrong, but it was pretty funny.
01:05:14.487 --> 01:05:23.356
I did laugh pretty hard when it fell down, because it doesn't make any sense and i mean this is the point at which sonny should have saved don and don realizes that sonny loves her.
01:05:23.418 --> 01:05:24.199
That is correct.
01:05:24.280 --> 01:05:36.757
Yeah, that doesn't happen, though, so don't confuse the people out there and then, but bog kink falls, saving dog, so bog kink falls to his death, saving well yeah, he stops.
01:05:36.797 --> 01:05:45.429
There's like a skull of some sort and they're running out and he holds the teeth up or something, and then the whole thing falls into what i don't really understand.
01:05:45.429 --> 01:05:48.400
Because shouldn't the castle have been built on ground?
01:05:49.202 --> 01:05:49.985
is that how you build?
01:05:50.005 --> 01:05:52.817
something you build the castle on top of this thing.
01:05:52.817 --> 01:05:55.449
That leads to chasm, so no one can sneak up on the castle.
01:05:55.449 --> 01:05:57.373
They have to like, do like the, you know.
01:05:57.373 --> 01:06:00.199
You have to do like the um, you know the allied forces.
01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:19.048
Where you hire your Clint Eastwood, the Eiger sanction, you know, because he's like a mountain climber and so he's like going to climb up the, the, the sheer cliff wall, and then sneak in and knife all the nazis, nazis, knife, knife, knife yikes, yikes, nazis, look out, wait, why am i cheering for the nazis?
01:06:19.090 --> 01:06:26.635
no, no, get him clint, sorry come on i got confused by the word he's cheering for the nazis over i've never seen this movie.
01:06:26.695 --> 01:06:27.137
I got confused.
01:06:27.137 --> 01:06:27.599
What are?
01:06:27.942 --> 01:06:28.262
you doing?
01:06:28.262 --> 01:06:29.528
why are you cheering for the nazis?
01:06:29.528 --> 01:06:31.813
what are you doing?
01:06:32.715 --> 01:06:36.224
i just i thought that clint was being a bad guy, but he was being the good guy.
01:06:36.224 --> 01:06:41.981
He's a mountain climber all right um because all mountain climbers are good guys.
01:06:41.981 --> 01:06:43.003
I love it.
01:06:43.451 --> 01:06:44.358
So something has happened.
01:06:44.358 --> 01:06:44.963
So what happens?
01:06:44.963 --> 01:06:49.838
everyone starts crying yeah, because the castle fell its face had.
01:06:49.838 --> 01:06:51.201
Suddenly starts singing.
01:06:51.201 --> 01:06:52.443
Don't worry about a thing.
01:06:52.443 --> 01:06:56.538
And don falls in love with sunny because he's singing.
01:06:56.538 --> 01:07:11.059
Bobby mcfarran, don't worry about a thing, that's everything gonna be all right nailed it and then bud kink just flies up because he's alive yeah, but his arm is hurt.
01:07:11.219 --> 01:07:12.769
He's got a little boo boo on his arm arm.
01:07:12.769 --> 01:07:15.474
You don't remember that.
01:07:15.474 --> 01:07:18.701
He's like ow, my arm, owie, owie.
01:07:19.242 --> 01:07:37.141
It's basically what he says rolling, then potions mary an, and then mary an starts singing the sugar pie, honey blanch, and then she punches roland and then bog king and mary an are in love yeah, they are gonna do it so hard and it almost, that almost worked for me.
01:07:37.141 --> 01:07:49.277
It was like i was right on the edge, where i was like oh, this is nice, i don't know what nice, but fine, fine, i just wish that he, you know that you're just that you had some, some transition.
01:07:49.358 --> 01:08:06.275
Maybe it didn't have to be fit, you know, just expression-wise, but he's still just kind of like sure you know it's like it's kind of it's kind of like if you fell in love with smeagol and, you know, fell in love with golem and in lord of the rings, you'd just be like, how did i fall in love with this guy?
01:08:06.594 --> 01:08:06.815
what?
01:08:06.815 --> 01:08:08.420
what does the matter with me?
01:08:11.047 --> 01:08:22.418
then we have a song i know something about love is a big group number, and then someone sings wild thing oh, mary, an flies down and starts doing wild thing yeah, because they're gonna do it.
01:08:22.739 --> 01:08:24.043
They're gonna do it so hard.
01:08:24.043 --> 01:08:28.376
Now here's my question about the wild thing song dan.
01:08:28.376 --> 01:08:36.117
Why does it all the sudden turn psychedelic and like it's got like tight eyes flying around?
01:08:36.117 --> 01:08:41.792
we've got these patterns it goes on kaleidoscope kaleidoscope, that's the word.
01:08:41.792 --> 01:08:43.414
What is happening?
01:08:43.414 --> 01:08:45.097
that doesn't fit anything.
01:08:45.097 --> 01:08:48.003
That's happened previously, in the last hour 45.
01:08:48.003 --> 01:08:50.094
Why is this happening now?
01:08:50.134 --> 01:08:56.954
yes, this movie is directed by a sound designer well, there you go maybe don't do that anymore.
01:08:57.015 --> 01:09:00.385
Guys, maybe don't hire sound designers to direct.
01:09:00.385 --> 01:09:01.268
I don't know.
01:09:01.268 --> 01:09:03.439
I don't want to say that as a blanket term.
01:09:03.439 --> 01:09:04.680
I retract my statement.
01:09:04.680 --> 01:09:10.265
I'm sure some of them could be great directors this one, not a great director uh, what's his name?
01:09:10.485 --> 01:09:13.591
michael geochino, who's like a composers, now director.
01:09:13.591 --> 01:09:17.119
He did the werewolf by night thing on disney, uh plus, which was great.
01:09:17.801 --> 01:09:18.864
I loved that.
01:09:18.864 --> 01:09:23.166
See, i i'm glad i retracted my statement because it can work, but let's be careful.
01:09:23.166 --> 01:09:24.751
Let's just be careful with it?
01:09:27.478 --> 01:09:27.939
what was it?
01:09:27.939 --> 01:09:30.686
who is the guy that did the the john travolta movie?
01:09:30.686 --> 01:09:32.511
oh, he was a second unit director.
01:09:32.511 --> 01:09:34.997
Was any the the battlefield?
01:09:35.056 --> 01:09:49.189
earth, yeah, all those touching yeah, it was great, it was really good it was not good, it was it happens, all right and then this is my final note for the movie.
01:09:49.189 --> 01:09:58.796
Well, i never have to watch that movie again that's funny, because my final note is this oh, i spelt movie wrong because i was typing too fast.
01:09:58.796 --> 01:10:03.509
I said this move is quite bad, but i meant movie.
01:10:03.509 --> 01:10:08.739
This movie is quite bad, but i embarrassed myself this move is quite bad.
01:10:09.721 --> 01:10:10.923
Um, yeah, this movie is terrible.
01:10:10.923 --> 01:10:25.533
Yes, it is just terrible, it's it's really really bad and i mean this is a perfect dantoni hate watching movie because it's just like so many unforced, you know, it's, it's, it's the, it's the errors of ego.
01:10:25.533 --> 01:10:31.195
It's like yeah stupid george lucas standing there, like i have this good idea making star wars for girls.
01:10:31.195 --> 01:10:34.025
Like can you imagine a girl liking this movie?
01:10:34.466 --> 01:10:39.204
no, because it's pretty much anti-woman, it's anti-feminist, like that's how i see it.
01:10:39.204 --> 01:10:40.630
But you know what do i know?
01:10:40.630 --> 01:10:43.737
you know it's also again.
01:10:43.737 --> 01:10:49.289
It looks terrible that everything is designed ugly so nobody's gonna like it.
01:10:49.289 --> 01:10:53.719
You, george lucas, you got a ton of money.
01:10:53.719 --> 01:10:56.604
Fix it, make it look beautiful.
01:10:57.186 --> 01:10:59.492
Gah lee let's talk about something good.
01:10:59.492 --> 01:11:00.954
Tony, did you watch anything you?
01:11:01.076 --> 01:11:03.180
like this week, i'm gonna be out with the.
01:11:03.180 --> 01:11:03.802
I did not.
01:11:03.802 --> 01:11:09.086
I did not enjoy a single thing this week i did not enjoy a sick, did you?
01:11:10.088 --> 01:11:11.817
you must be playing some stupid video game.
01:11:12.078 --> 01:11:12.621
No, it's been.
01:11:12.621 --> 01:11:13.505
It's been a tough week.
01:11:13.505 --> 01:11:13.867
I haven't.
01:11:13.867 --> 01:11:14.930
We haven't watched anything.
01:11:14.930 --> 01:11:26.103
We finished season two of only murders in the building, which is obviously great um, but you already did that last week, so i said that last week because that's when we started it and now we finished it and i haven't watched anything else.
01:11:26.103 --> 01:11:28.792
So here's what i will say, as i was at target yesterday.
01:11:28.792 --> 01:11:34.372
Okay, target, just shopping along, shopping along, looking in the book section as i do every once in a while.
01:11:34.875 --> 01:11:36.377
And guess who has a book?
01:11:36.377 --> 01:11:39.063
do you remember danie pellegrino?
01:11:39.063 --> 01:11:46.628
oh yeah, he's got a book now like, he's like, he's like i don't know if it's a novel.
01:11:46.628 --> 01:11:50.641
I think it's more of like a real what's that called when you write about real stuff?
01:11:50.641 --> 01:11:59.271
um, but yeah, i guess he's big on some social medias now and now he's got a book, so he's doing great good for him he's very sassy.
01:11:59.271 --> 01:12:06.481
I think he has a very sassy podcast and now he's got a book as well and it's called reading the book exactly and i took a picture of it.
01:12:06.502 --> 01:12:09.998
Let me find it because i want to give the title for everybody money and danie pellegrino's pocket.
01:12:09.998 --> 01:12:11.185
You just took a picture of his book.
01:12:11.244 --> 01:12:14.234
I did not buy it, that's true, but it's called uh.
01:12:14.234 --> 01:12:19.447
How do i unremember this by uh, unfortunately.
01:12:19.447 --> 01:12:24.822
True stories by danie pellegrino so check that out everybody and let me know if it's good and then i'll buy it.
01:12:24.822 --> 01:12:26.275
You know what i mean.
01:12:26.395 --> 01:12:37.962
Go danie, go, danie, go, danie go i don't remember him being particularly funny and comedy but i do remember him being sassy, so i feel like it does work, yeah, so it's good.
01:12:38.162 --> 01:12:38.483
That's good.
01:12:38.483 --> 01:12:39.832
I'm glad he's doing really well.
01:12:40.033 --> 01:12:51.831
It's awesome uh, new black mirror dropped, so we're three episodes you in um you know i didn't know that people complain and whine and say things uh i love black mirror, even you know.
01:12:51.831 --> 01:12:54.234
No matter what, it's great.
01:12:54.234 --> 01:13:07.421
Yeah, uh, kate maras in one oh, from zoom, from zoom, fame kate mara i was like looking at her and looking at her, i was like, oh my god, that's kate mara.
01:13:07.421 --> 01:13:17.537
Uh, needs to gain some weight, put some weight on oh no, she's just getting a little gaunt is that there terribly thin, but there's.
01:13:17.618 --> 01:13:18.460
There's some good ones.
01:13:18.460 --> 01:13:19.481
I'm three in.
01:13:19.481 --> 01:13:20.344
There's two more to go.
01:13:20.344 --> 01:13:24.725
Okay, we'll finish them up right today or tomorrow yeah, i'll have to.
01:13:24.746 --> 01:13:26.030
I didn't even realize that dropped.
01:13:26.030 --> 01:13:27.020
I gotta go.
01:13:27.020 --> 01:13:29.001
I'm so behind on on tv.
01:13:29.001 --> 01:13:40.972
There's so much content dan and secret invasions dropping on marvel plus i saw that and i i haven't watched marvel in a hot minute, i'm not gonna lie, but i i do love sammy.
01:13:41.373 --> 01:13:47.368
So i will be watching that yeah so, tony, did you find us a movie?
01:13:47.368 --> 01:13:47.668
is there?
01:13:47.668 --> 01:13:48.572
is there a bat are?
01:13:48.572 --> 01:13:50.018
have we finished all the bad movies?
01:13:50.018 --> 01:13:51.103
and we've seen them all?
01:13:51.162 --> 01:13:56.658
and no, we haven't but we're gonna watch a great movie next week because, uh, i'm finally.
01:13:56.658 --> 01:14:03.966
He's gonna start delivering very slowly on my promise i don't want to do it all at once and, you know, blow my load, as they say.
01:14:03.966 --> 01:14:09.405
Uh, i don't know why i said that's so dirty, i'm so sorry, don't, please, don't blow your load.
01:14:09.667 --> 01:14:10.831
I'm not gonna do it, i'm gonna.
01:14:10.831 --> 01:14:12.033
I'm gonna rein it in.
01:14:12.033 --> 01:14:20.139
Um, we're gonna go back to an old favorite here and we're gonna watch the twilight saga, new moon.
01:14:20.139 --> 01:14:22.225
Is that the second one that is?
01:14:22.225 --> 01:14:23.990
oh no, i'm gonna skip to the third one day.
01:14:23.990 --> 01:14:25.033
Yeah, it's the second one.
01:14:25.033 --> 01:14:27.521
We gotta take them one at a time, baby.
01:14:27.542 --> 01:14:29.509
It's gonna be good.
01:14:29.668 --> 01:14:34.690
I've just you know, i've been wanting to watch it for a while now, and i think it's time it just feels like time have?
01:14:34.690 --> 01:14:35.975
have you ever seen them?
01:14:35.975 --> 01:14:37.498
no, no.
01:14:37.498 --> 01:14:57.367
So i had only seen the first twilight one time, and then you made me watch it a second time and i had never, i never, progressed further through the series, unfortunately, because boy would it treat me either, so i'm okay, i'm virgin, the only thing i know about twilight is eventually, the one has the baby and the guy what's his name?
01:14:57.386 --> 01:15:00.140
falls in love with the baby a grown adult falls in love with the baby.
01:15:00.180 --> 01:15:03.713
Yeah, i know that part too, and that's what i'm excited to get to.
01:15:03.975 --> 01:15:05.902
That's end game right there, baby.
01:15:05.902 --> 01:15:08.813
So we're gonna do all we may as well, just do all the twilight.
01:15:08.813 --> 01:15:12.671
We'll probably just do all the twilight movies in a row now you just want to finish it off in a row?
01:15:12.792 --> 01:15:18.233
okay, great, i'm probably gonna have to rewatch the first one to really get back into the groove of it.
01:15:18.233 --> 01:15:20.320
I think so that is a movie.
01:15:20.381 --> 01:15:21.765
I really i remember quite a bit.
01:15:21.765 --> 01:15:26.886
I really i remember what happened in that movie i like that movie and i mean i don't think i'd seen it.
01:15:26.886 --> 01:15:32.770
I mean i think when we watched it was the second time i'd seen it, you know wow, okay and it's still held up for you.
01:15:32.770 --> 01:15:36.208
That's unbelievable still good, still enjoyed everything, but all the same things.
01:15:36.208 --> 01:15:38.619
I enjoyed about it the first time and enjoyed about the second time.
01:15:38.619 --> 01:15:40.006
I love it good for you like that.
01:15:40.146 --> 01:15:40.448
Listen.
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I'm i'm glad you like it and i'm excited to see how this goes.
01:15:43.819 --> 01:15:44.944
I i can't wait.
01:15:45.605 --> 01:15:53.533
I mean that's the funny thing is, you know, just like when we watch zoom, it's like i still like zoom, still, yeah, yeah, no zoom it's what we don't like.
01:15:53.594 --> 01:15:54.859
I'm like this works for me.
01:15:55.322 --> 01:15:57.610
You know, we all have terrible movies that work for us.
01:15:58.011 --> 01:16:04.448
Well, now i have only good movies, yeah uh, huh, yeah, and bring it on um fire it up.
01:16:04.448 --> 01:16:06.734
It's fire it up and get it right.
01:16:06.913 --> 01:16:18.663
It's right behind me but i mean, the interesting thing is, we've done this movie, this show, for so long and i think the only other movie, the only movie i think we've ever done that i would ever revisit, is mac and me that was the only one i'm at.
01:16:18.743 --> 01:16:19.326
It's great.
01:16:19.326 --> 01:16:26.048
Yeah, mac and me was very fun, the movie i remember what we've all done but i'm sure there's at least one more that i would rewatch.
01:16:26.048 --> 01:16:27.895
I don't know.
01:16:27.895 --> 01:16:29.059
I can't make that promise.
01:16:29.059 --> 01:16:29.640
I'll check.
01:16:30.122 --> 01:16:42.259
I'll check and find out okay, if you like what you see, give us a thumbs up, leave us a comment, uh, subscribe and um, yeah, if you know, if there's a movie you want us to do, we will always take that into consideration.
01:16:42.259 --> 01:16:47.688
And we'll be back next week for for a month's worth of twilight movies, because there's five of them.
01:16:47.688 --> 01:16:48.971
Right, are there five?
01:16:49.233 --> 01:16:52.619
i thought there was four oh, maybe it's four, so i don't.
01:16:52.619 --> 01:16:53.962
I don't know how many we'll.
01:16:54.170 --> 01:16:58.188
We'll either be doing three more twilight movies or four more twilight movies, depending.
01:16:58.188 --> 01:16:59.712
I mean there are pretty.
01:16:59.773 --> 01:17:02.060
I'm pretty sure there's one, two, three, four, five.
01:17:02.100 --> 01:17:08.737
Fuck me, there are five because, because i'm sure, like that last one is like one book they split into two.
01:17:08.756 --> 01:17:23.051
Yeah, it's just a time to everyone breaking don part one and two yep, so we are in for a whole month of twilight we're in the twilight work, you know, since it is october and we're going into halloween, perfect time to do that's twilight.
01:17:23.051 --> 01:17:29.690
That's wrong, dan you got your months wrong again and, yeah, we're gonna see christin stewart.
01:17:29.751 --> 01:17:31.255
She's in all of them, so that'll be great.
01:17:31.274 --> 01:17:32.398
I mean, i can't taste stew.
01:17:33.020 --> 01:17:35.092
The funny thing is i love all three of the leads.
01:17:35.092 --> 01:17:40.208
I love k stew, i love patinson and i love um our boy abduction.
01:17:40.368 --> 01:17:47.351
That's another one i would watch again with uh, with the guy with the werewolf, it wasn't terrible wasn't terrible.
01:17:47.372 --> 01:17:51.421
That's when the bomb was in the oven in the oven good see, good see.
01:17:51.421 --> 01:17:54.030
Bomb in the oven good see.
01:17:54.030 --> 01:17:58.019
Yeah, i'm in the sad thing about that movie.
01:17:58.019 --> 01:18:02.841
If we could talk about that movie for a minute, of course we can it, they should.
01:18:02.841 --> 01:18:03.604
It should have been better.
01:18:03.604 --> 01:18:05.292
They should have given them an actual good vehicle.
01:18:05.292 --> 01:18:07.242
You know, it's like when you see what was the man.
01:18:07.261 --> 01:18:09.913
I didn't give them a chance the map damon borne identity.
01:18:09.934 --> 01:18:15.896
When you saw that first one you're like that's a good movie yep 100, not a movie i ever rewatched, but your.
01:18:15.896 --> 01:18:16.801
I was like i had.
01:18:16.860 --> 01:18:17.242
I have.
01:18:17.242 --> 01:18:18.708
I've rewatched it several times.
01:18:18.748 --> 01:18:28.350
It's very good yeah, so he, he got, he got he did not help taylor out at all short, short drift, yeah, 100% it is.
01:18:28.671 --> 01:18:31.016
That movie is not his fault, it's you know.
01:18:31.016 --> 01:18:33.061
You got to give him a better, a better thing to do.
01:18:33.061 --> 01:18:34.073
He's not a bad.
01:18:34.453 --> 01:18:41.996
I like him, we like him, he's yeah, it is funny how we've we've gotten our, uh, our, our people that are friends of the show even though they don't know.
01:18:41.996 --> 01:18:46.704
We've got a lot of friends of the show we'll have.
01:18:46.744 --> 01:18:48.067
We'll have him on guy story.
01:18:48.307 --> 01:19:01.528
He's a real good friend, real close, pretty much everybody that's in the franchise friends of the show, so i don't know about that get out of here, pat, and best looking, greatest actors that ever lived okay, we're getting out of control.
01:19:01.528 --> 01:19:10.364
We gotta end this podcast now okay, well, uh, we'll hopefully see you next time goodbye everybody.