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The Johnson's Wax Program with Fiver McGhee
and Molly. The lakers of Johnson's Wax
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and Johnson's Water Repellent glow Coats present
Biver McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson,
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Gail gord, narta Q, Bryant
plif Arquette, Bud Stephen and me Harlow
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Wilcox. The strift is by Don
Quinn and Bill Leslie, music by the
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Kingsman and Billy Miills Orchestra. Biver
and Molly join us in a moment.
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Here is a message of vital importance
to you as a homemaker. Millions of
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women already know about the wonderful new
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know that water repellency means better protection
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hard blowcoat surface. It means less
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money saving too, because water repellent
glow coats now lasts up to four times
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longer. But if you haven't tried
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times to do so, because right
now at your dealers you can get one
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third more glow coats at no increase
in price. That's one third more of
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the new glow code with its new
water retellent properties, at the price you'd
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usually pay for the regular amount.
Get this wonderful self polishing floor wax now
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when you can get it at such
a bargain. Look for the special giant
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cans either Primes or courts, that
give you one third more at no increase
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in price. Get Johnston's glow Code
in the giant cans at your dealers tomorrow.
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Oh, it's Circus Day in Westfovista
and Circus day anywhere means that parking
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places are at a premium. You
have any regard for your fenders, you
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pay the premium like Ripper McGee and
mally Hey. But I'm much to charge
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the park here bucking a half.
Mister, only two spaces left, so
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we can just get your car and
four others in better take it, dary.
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This is as close as we'll ever
get to the circus ground and the
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praise goes right fast here you know, Okay, therey are by six.
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Thanks mister, take this card too. My brother runs a fender and bodywork
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and you'll take the dent stot of
this car for your cheap. There aren't
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any DN senates. You're new here, ain't you, ladies? All right,
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so plenty of part in space park
right here. Come on, mommy,
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let's get a good place at the
curve so we can see the praide.
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I want to be able to wave
if I see any of my old
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towels in the circus. My goodness, Jarry, I didn't know you had
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any circus. Rond my gosh kittle
show visits as chauvins. Lots of the
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people I and Fred, Knitteyn and
Vaudeville have went into the circus since whatever
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became a prednittany class I ever heard
of him. He was talking about opening
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a restaurant. Yeah, all actors
talk about owning arrestrians. They like to
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be close to the grocery. And
I don't know where old Fred is now.
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He tried, Oh hi there,
old timer, Hello, miss your
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old timer. Oh KD what's she
doing out here on the street waiting for
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the parade? Old timers? Then
we're going to the circus, mostly on
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Molly's acount old stuffed me of course. Then on the stage. Most of
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my life, I was thirty seven
years old before everyone in the front door
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of a theater must have been a
long line ahead of you. Push the
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sleeing there, diddy, speaking of
long Laines, daughter, that's where I
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come from. Of sircus folk.
Yeah, hey, Harold, Madam van
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Dyke, the bearded lady. Oh
sure know the name? Well, ear
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Old keads, that was Papa.
My uncle Cheryl was a daredevil. Daredevil
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used to shoot him out of a
cannon twice a day. They didn't put
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enough gunpowder in one day and Uncle
Ceryl he lost his job for turning up
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half shot. My interesting family.
Make that's interesting, daughter, Well,
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let me tell you about Grandma.
Grandma. My grandma was the first woman
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fire eader in the circuit. Wow, Silvia Strombullie, the lady Volcano.
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She was billed as out of her
Dennis Bill himself doctor Sender the ember to
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remember. I'm sorry, you should
be well, shirt. Grandma was a
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very talented woman, kid. Yeah, he could take a cup full of
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half to us, strike a match
on her teeth, and boil a key
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bone steak at fifty paces must have
been a popular girl, that weeny roast.
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I guess you just gotta have a
flair for that sort of thing.
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Oh, gl Grandma had a kids
time very handy. During the winter time.
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Grandpa used to set her in the
fireplace, touch her off, and
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she'd keep a fireroomhouse very comfortable all
winter long. What did they do at
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nice? Got her offer? Banker
Vaine, You should ask that daughter.
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Grandpa was just fixing to fit her
with a stormostat when the accident happened.
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Bus back to them. She get
put out about something, Oh John,
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she got a whole some bad benzine, and when Grandpa started to kiss her
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good night, she got a bad
case of the heacups and set fire to
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the finest handlebar mustache. He's to
the rocky. He was so burned up
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he stormed out of the house and
got a divorce on grounds of lip arson.
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Well, where is he now?
Welcher? He changed his name to
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Billy Mills, got a job leaving
the band in the circus, and here
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he comes. Now, Hi,
Grandpa, Grandpa's me, thank you.
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It's wonderful. Oh yeah, in
a way. But when you've been in
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show business as long as me and
pregnant he was, remember me speaking of
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pregnant. And it's a fellow from
Stybrock, Illinois, and I am here
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in Vaudeville together for so long,
so long ago. Yes, yes,
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I do, dear so, I
haven't heard you mention his name for at
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least five minutes. Hey, kind
of show business always reminds me of good
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old Fred. Fred was a un
Yeah, where on earth was that all
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about the old? There's always pickpockets
in the crowd like this, You know,
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I keep a loader's mouse trap in
each pocket. When you've been in
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show business as long as oh,
hey, murk, one of the offenses
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got loose where Oh no, no, it's Doc Gamble allright? Hellow doctor
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Gamble taking in a few of the
concessions, Yes, and vice versa.
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But I was called out here on
an emergency case. Yeah, it seems
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the India rubber Man sat on a
hot waffle iron and gave himself a reed
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thread. Have any fun children?
Oh yes, indeed, Doctor McGhee exclaims
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it to me he knows all about
circuses because he hadn't act Vardaville once.
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You know, Yes, I heard
about his vaudeville act ever played. Pataski
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McGee that the one with the deuces
wild and you can't melt and you get
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seven. No, no, Darry, that's Canasta. Pataski is a town
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in northern Michigan. Oh oh Potoski, Oh sure sure. Me and Fred
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Whitney played there. That's where our
act busted up. One win and Fred
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organized a skim. Had a great
slogan too. There's no business like snow
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business. Ah what Fredman was a
he was a great one. The left
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things flying. Look McGee, I'd
like to stand here and let you bore
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me with your dull pass, but
I've got to get over to the flat
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lady's ten h huh. Somebody told
her she had seven toes on my left
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foot, and she wants me to
check up. Why doesn't she look at
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him herself? Hasn't even seen her
knees for twenty years. She weighs four
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hundred and twelve or one hundred and
twelve. How'd she ever get so fast?
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That's the same way anybody does,
Sonny. He just gets saying,
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I'm gonna start my diet tomorrow.
I'll enjoy yourself. Remind me to start
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my diet tonight. McGee, What
do we do now? Let's go get
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our tickets for the Big ten.
Joe won't start for now, but if
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we have our tickets, Oh,
I know, amazing. Speak to bat
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a diploma we've bit, so let's
it domain which can be performed in your
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own home. I'll lead a volunteer
from the cloud to assist me. How
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about you down there, the lady
with a bat eared husband. He means
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you molly well, I don't know, sir. It won't be any shumming
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all madam. Just stand right where
you are. Hold up your purse,
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please, matam where everyone can see
it. All right, hang onto a
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tight you know this may be a
straight I've got it all right. Now,
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what's be closely, ladies and gentlemen. I am in my right hand
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here in ordinary square of cotton claw, slightly dampan, and in my left
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hand a little plain old whistful with
the month. I safely passed the damp
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clock over the dirt, and presto
else cramo gizzun tight on the third has
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disappeared. And now will you tell
the folks what you have in your purse?
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Lady? Take it right out.
That's it? What is it?
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It's a giant science can of Johnson's
water repellent. Loco, say o,
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my god, that's not quickly tirt
and dust to steal things. Wipe up
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with the damp claw when your floor
is protected with that great modern miracle,
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that wonder of the age, Johnson's
Water Repellent Flower. My guys, that
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guy, I'll do anything, And
for a limited time only through all Johnson's
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dealers everywhere, a sensational offer of
one third more of this amazing new product
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for the same old price a pint, and a third for the price of
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a pint, a quart and a
third for the price of a cord or
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past comet foot Johnson's genuine water repellent
glow code in this giant size can.
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It stays on and it says bright
enough, so loosely water repellent. You
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had a question, brother, Yeah, where's the dancing girl all over the
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United States and Canada? Brother,
because women everywhere since with joy when they
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hear about this great money and late
we're saving all now if you'll just step
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be fight. Hey, that was
quite a trick, Molly, I'll be
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managed to get that Canna Go cote
into your purse. Oh he didn't he
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saw me buy the Kramer's drug store. Oh I was in there to pick
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up a quick magazine because it has
our pictures in it. Oh I see,
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Well, come on let's go over
and watch the monkeys. Fred niptin
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Me had a monkey, and arec
wants it to do monch? You go
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ahead, deary. I want to
throw rings at the canes and try to
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win a prize. Okay, sitsy
nile, arn you, you can't win
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a lot of these games are gimmicked, you know. But if you want
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to throw your doorway, you'll find
me over at the monkey cake. I
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wish old fred Nittey was here.
He'd get an awful kick out of this.
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I don't know what old friends doing
that of w h oh, Hi,
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Yeah, you're enjoying yourself here.
I am a vetcher. Good Me
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and Willie Tooks we've been in all
the side shows, and we went in
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the animal tent and we saw the
hippopomosis and the ring out the pusses and
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the ze brief and the draft and
mister McDonald's from a third National Bank and
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the lasting draina. I ain't laughing
at mister McDonald. I aclandic Dana.
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Where are you going out? I'm
going down the midway here and see my
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uncle Paul. Oh, he's got
a boots here. And maybe if i'd
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be real quiet here wing me watch
him painted jip what paint a gyp?
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Sure, my daddy says, Uncle
Paul is one of the biggest jip artists
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in the world. So long,
says, don't take any wooden blockcorn.
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Oh hi, Molly, now,
how much did you get took for this
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time to see? Oh? I
gets a dollar and a half, Darry,
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but I want a cubye doll,
a cubye doll for a buck and
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a half now, I warned you, my gosh, a buck and a
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half or a twenty cent plaster dollars? What's that stuff? Well? These
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are the other things I want for
my dollar and a half. Oh camera,
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and have a whole blanket, an
electric razier in an ash tray and
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a pair of field glasses. Oh
yes, than twelve pounds of candy.
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I'll bet a chef candy too.
You can't win on them things. Well,
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let's borrow our tickets for the main
show before it gets two cross all
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right, Jerry, whatever you say
you know show business? You bet you?
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Hey me being in show business,
I ought to get a cup raid
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on these tickets. Molley, Hey, buddy, we want a couple of
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tickets. I'm McGee McGee and Nithney
snappy songs to what he says, you
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give courteseat actors very little, sir. I've always found them a rather row.
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He lost myself. No, no, he means sure that he's an
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actor, or was he says,
so there was quite a bit of discussion
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about it, but they never proved
that he wasn't. And would you give
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him a cut? That seems a
little drastic, madam? Why don't you
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just belt him one with your cupie? Okay, but skip the cut,
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right idea? Tell us a couple
of good seats with us, and hurry
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please. I've been looking forward for
a long time to coming to this circus,
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and I might add with great Gusto. Well well, well so you,
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sir, are a great gusto.
I've seen your actions Volville hundreds of
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time. Oh yeah, but no, but look here for you, madam.
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Aar, I presume missus Gusto.
No, no, sir, I'm
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missus McGee. Oh, I'm sorry, missus McGee. But did you ever
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see the Great Gusta's action Vaudeville?
Oh? He was marvelous? What illusion?
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Now? Now just a minute now, boy, I think you're confused.
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No, I'm prince whistle, mister
Gustoll bas some w prince whistle and
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on behalf of the circus. I'd
like to present you and your daughter,
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Missus McGee, with you complimentary tickets. Not ordinarily, I am yes,
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but all occasions like hick, I
get quite emotional, mister Gusta, Oh,
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your magic act was one of the
fineness. Now wait a minute,
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let's get this straightened out. His
name is not Gusto. His name is
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McGee. Oh, I'm sorry,
I thought your name was McGee. It
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is what became of a great Gusto. Did he do his great disappearance act?
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Guess I'll swear I was looking right
at him, Dad, what a
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marvelous illusion. And you, sir, what can I do for you?
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My name is McGee, And I
went, oh, yes, your husband
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just arrived. Missus McGee, Oh
you should have been here a moment ago,
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sir, the great Gustle was here
and did one of his great illusions
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for us, disappears right before our
ally. And it's the only good trick
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he did. He left his complimentary
tickets in my husband's hands. Yeah right
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here, ha ha, Well,
sir, it's a great Gusta wanted you
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to have him. Sir, you
are certainly welcome to them. We merely
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require that you played the denominal of
service charge. Oh was that again?
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Service charge? Oh? I thought
I said that. Yeah, I am
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Yeah, I thought I was just
so. Oh No, we rarely required
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that you favor nominal service jacks an
amusement. That that's it. I said,
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that'll be fourteen dollars or ninety cents. Heavenly days, mister Prince bashom
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whistle. Now I meant my name
is Prince Whistle. Oh look, but
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I'm all move along, folks.
Now next, who is next in the
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line? You, sir? No, I've been here all the time.
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My name is off skipp It.
Come on as man man who could do
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book Dodo boom do do. I
hear the foka and my problems and through
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boom do doo boop city. This
kind of music is I happen to me?
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Boom Dodo boom dodo. It got
me higher than a car. Oh,
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hand me down my super advice.
If I'm gonna get my way from
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boom to do, and when there's
a trouble place, I get a d
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realm. I always will. When
there's a con berty friend I always smile.
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Caught at my time when there's a
fiddle in the middle of really is
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a little like pas so sweet plays
and so sweet that I could die.
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D me the farm and hear me
out for more. Because I'm a boom
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Dodo and kind of car boots Dodo, boots do, I hear the focus
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and the troubles a true boot Dodo
boot city, just kind of music as
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I haven't to me boots do doo
poop doo. It got me hired at
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a car. I'm in cover,
I'm in bloom when I've ass and give
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me wrong boots Dodo and then with
all of my mind leave me fall and
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stole me comes, I come and
call to stop me from boots booty.
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You want to be killed. Start
to now, the guy says, it
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starts at two fifteen. That's just
to get you in there. So my
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program flipped and booms you can in. Get gum on your shoes and your
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hair full of sawdust. We still
got time to see some more sites,
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and I well hello them a hello
McGhee. Having fun. Oh hello there,
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mister mayor. Yes, yes we
are lots of fun, file of
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trivia, lots of fun. What
you're doing collecting La pole taxes for the
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pen poles. I am here McGee
in what I consider the best interests of
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the taxpayers. Good for you,
mister Mayor. Yes, yes, I
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felt so tired today that I knew
if I did any work i'd loust it
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up. So I came to the
circuit. I see it's lots of fun.
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Yeah. Besides, I have a
great interest in the entertainment business.
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Yes, we know we've met her. Yeah, nice girl. Where is
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Fetie Ladrea? I was not referring
to mister Tremaine, Oh no, but
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I have a morbid interest in giraffes. Giraffe Oh does giraffes fascinate you,
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mister mayor? Why? Because being
a politician myself, I'm always amazed how
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any living creature can stick his neck
out that's far without uttering a word.
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No personally in Le Treve, I
like schurch this because I'm an old chaulman
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myself. You know, had a
bot of a act with a fellow name
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of fred Niitley who sty Rock Illinois
here? Yeah, yes, yes,
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I know, I know, greatest
act Boadeville ever produced. My gosh,
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where'd you hear that from? You? At least one hundred times. I'm
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modest estimate. I'm sure. Oh
do you have to go, mister Mayor,
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Yes, yes I do. I'm
going over and get a glass of
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punk lemonade. It's pink lemonade.
I've seen it, it's punk I've tasted
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it. All right, Polk,
right your way. We're opportunity to win
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fame and Petray test your athletic progress
against Herbert and Hanski. The Balkan Bomber
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pall of three sets of biceps and
has held every wrestling title in the United
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States and Europe. Or wrestler right
heavyweight, Julia light heavyweight, heavy light,
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Julia weight lightweight, Julia heavy heavy
Judion lightweight. Also who know who
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champion and the coaches coots can division
name McGhee. Isn't that sure? It
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is Horacio K Boomer Hi Boomer?
Oh yes, the sound of shovels digging
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up a dead par X Nayak and
Cray umph Chap's k here that and they
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am an ed day up day here
Steve step right up friends twenty five dollars
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in cash twenty one who can stay
one round with hydrogen? Hanski, the
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Balkan Bomber that massive muscling bell Brownze
from the back of beyond Hydrogen, the
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muscular development in the region of the
treppers hoard friends. This magnificent development was
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called by years of trying to recover
stuck Nichols and pay telephones. I doesn't
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show the people how you can tell
a telephone book in the microscopic fragments with
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your bare hands. Ah, that's
a pretty gin telephone book. Where is
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that froncer that my pretty is a
telephone directory of naked Joe Missouri? He
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select the small community who has not
to fight the citizens with a superhuman strength
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of this magnificent anthropois is an answer
for all right books, who has the
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courage and audacity to wrestle hydrogen Honski
one round for the sum of twenty five
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dollars? Hey, hey, office
him on now, he'll hears you and
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your insurance laps Chesterday. Don't you
get in there with you You need to
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get take it easy for twenty five
bucks side rastle gargag you win a three
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foot ring, all right, one
side there, holk, let me do
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it, okay, Boomer, I'm
your man boy hent the g you were
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simply magnificent. How did you ever
do it good shack, nothing that any
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red blooded American boy couldn't have done
with a little conniving. He'sies twelve and
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a half bucks I ever made too. You take twelve dollars and a half
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yep. I thought you were to
get twenty five. Well, I was
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to get twenty five, but I
thought it was only fair to split with
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a wrestler Hydrogen Hanski. But why
my gosh, kittle, don't you know
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who that guy was? That wrestler
That was Fred Niitney Fred the follow from
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Star Rock Illinois. I'm here who
River and Molly return in a moment.
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One third more wax that no increase
in price. One third more glow coat,
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the self polishing four wax that is
now positively water repellent. That's the
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bargain you get right now at your
dealers when you buy Johnson's glowcoat in the
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special giant containers. Yes, there's
one third more glow coat in the giant
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point one third more in the giant
court. The minute you see these special
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cans with their special labels, you'll
see what a bargain this is. But
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remember this offer is for a limited
time only, so hurry get one third
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more floor protection at no increase in
price. Get water repellent glow coat in
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the giant containers tomorrow at your dealers. Molly, may I have a word
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with you, certainly, mister Wilcott. I have been asked by the subscribers
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to the Telegraph Delivery Service representing five
five hundred retail and wholesale florists, to
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present you with this award Mother of
the Year for nineteen fifty. Oh my
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goodness. It's made in the dual
recognition of your successful career as one of
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America's foremost radio entertainers and your more
important role as a real life of American
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mothers. Well, thank you,
mister Wilcock, and thank you subscribers to
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the Telegraph Delivery Service. It's a
great honor and I accept it gratefully.
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What do you think of that?
For you? I think it's a wonderful
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kiddo. It's always amazed me how
you could send flowers by wire anyway.
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Yeah, when you think of some
guy walking, maybe from California to New
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York along limb telegraph wires forty foot
off the carrying a basket of flowers to
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somebody's mother, will buy George,
No, No, no, pout florists
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in one place, wires of florist
in another place. They don't walk the
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wires. That's tilly, Yeah,
dangers too. Good night, good night
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all, and expect them to night
the mothers everywhere Lacas the Johnson's Wax and
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Constance water repellent COO code Rathenius consent
on Branford, Canada, bring you film
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the game Ali this week, at
this time, be with us again next
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Tuesday night. Won't you? Springs
the time when everyone wants a bright and
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shiny car to drive, And that
means springs the time to clean and polish
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your car to gleaming brightness with just
one application of Johnson's carn You. Yes,
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carn You is that wonderful atto polish
made by Johnson's Wax that cleans and
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polishes in one application. Rub it
on. Carn You cuts through traffic,
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film and road tarnish. Water won't
touch. Wipe it off, and there's
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your cars shining like new. Yes, rub it on, wipe it off.
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That's all you do with carnw Your
car shines brighter because Carnu cleans cleaner.
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Get some tomorrow, m h next
here, bigtown. Then people are
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funny on NBC. Bom
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The Johnson's Wax Program with Fiver McGhee
and Molly. The lakers of Johnson's Wax
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and Johnson's Water Repellent glow Coats present
Biver McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson,
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Gail gord, narta Q, Bryant
plif Arquette, Bud Stephen and me Harlow
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Wilcox. The strift is by Don
Quinn and Bill Leslie, music by the
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Kingsman and Billy Miills Orchestra. Biver
and Molly join us in a moment.
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Here is a message of vital importance
to you as a homemaker. Millions of
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women already know about the wonderful new
water repellency of Johnson's glow coats. They
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know that water repellency means better protection
for floors, for water doesn't penetrate that
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hard blowcoat surface. It means less
work, less hard scrubbing. It means
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money saving too, because water repellent
glow coats now lasts up to four times
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longer. But if you haven't tried
it, this is the time of all
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times to do so, because right
now at your dealers you can get one
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third more glow coats at no increase
in price. That's one third more of
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the new glow code with its new
water retellent properties, at the price you'd
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usually pay for the regular amount.
Get this wonderful self polishing floor wax now
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when you can get it at such
a bargain. Look for the special giant
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cans either Primes or courts, that
give you one third more at no increase
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in price. Get Johnston's glow Code
in the giant cans at your dealers tomorrow.
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Oh, it's Circus Day in Westfovista
and Circus day anywhere means that parking
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places are at a premium. You
have any regard for your fenders, you
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pay the premium like Ripper McGee and
mally Hey. But I'm much to charge
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the park here bucking a half.
Mister, only two spaces left, so
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we can just get your car and
four others in better take it, dary.
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This is as close as we'll ever
get to the circus ground and the
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praise goes right fast here you know, Okay, therey are by six.
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Thanks mister, take this card too. My brother runs a fender and bodywork
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and you'll take the dent stot of
this car for your cheap. There aren't
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any DN senates. You're new here, ain't you, ladies? All right,
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so plenty of part in space park
right here. Come on, mommy,
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let's get a good place at the
curve so we can see the praide.
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I want to be able to wave
if I see any of my old
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towels in the circus. My goodness, Jarry, I didn't know you had
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any circus. Rond my gosh kittle
show visits as chauvins. Lots of the
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people I and Fred, Knitteyn and
Vaudeville have went into the circus since whatever
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became a prednittany class I ever heard
of him. He was talking about opening
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a restaurant. Yeah, all actors
talk about owning arrestrians. They like to
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be close to the grocery. And
I don't know where old Fred is now.
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He tried, Oh hi there,
old timer, Hello, miss your
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old timer. Oh KD what's she
doing out here on the street waiting for
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the parade? Old timers? Then
we're going to the circus, mostly on
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Molly's acount old stuffed me of course. Then on the stage. Most of
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my life, I was thirty seven
years old before everyone in the front door
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of a theater must have been a
long line ahead of you. Push the
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sleeing there, diddy, speaking of
long Laines, daughter, that's where I
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come from. Of sircus folk.
Yeah, hey, Harold, Madam van
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Dyke, the bearded lady. Oh
sure know the name? Well, ear
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Old keads, that was Papa.
My uncle Cheryl was a daredevil. Daredevil
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used to shoot him out of a
cannon twice a day. They didn't put
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enough gunpowder in one day and Uncle
Ceryl he lost his job for turning up
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half shot. My interesting family.
Make that's interesting, daughter, Well,
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let me tell you about Grandma.
Grandma. My grandma was the first woman
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fire eader in the circuit. Wow, Silvia Strombullie, the lady Volcano.
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She was billed as out of her
Dennis Bill himself doctor Sender the ember to
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remember. I'm sorry, you should
be well, shirt. Grandma was a
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very talented woman, kid. Yeah, he could take a cup full of
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half to us, strike a match
on her teeth, and boil a key
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bone steak at fifty paces must have
been a popular girl, that weeny roast.
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I guess you just gotta have a
flair for that sort of thing.
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Oh, gl Grandma had a kids
time very handy. During the winter time.
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Grandpa used to set her in the
fireplace, touch her off, and
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she'd keep a fireroomhouse very comfortable all
winter long. What did they do at
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nice? Got her offer? Banker
Vaine, You should ask that daughter.
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Grandpa was just fixing to fit her
with a stormostat when the accident happened.
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Bus back to them. She get
put out about something, Oh John,
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she got a whole some bad benzine, and when Grandpa started to kiss her
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good night, she got a bad
case of the heacups and set fire to
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the finest handlebar mustache. He's to
the rocky. He was so burned up
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he stormed out of the house and
got a divorce on grounds of lip arson.
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Well, where is he now?
Welcher? He changed his name to
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Billy Mills, got a job leaving
the band in the circus, and here
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he comes. Now, Hi,
Grandpa, Grandpa's me, thank you.
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It's wonderful. Oh yeah, in
a way. But when you've been in
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show business as long as me and
pregnant he was, remember me speaking of
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pregnant. And it's a fellow from
Stybrock, Illinois, and I am here
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in Vaudeville together for so long,
so long ago. Yes, yes,
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I do, dear so, I
haven't heard you mention his name for at
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least five minutes. Hey, kind
of show business always reminds me of good
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old Fred. Fred was a un
Yeah, where on earth was that all
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about the old? There's always pickpockets
in the crowd like this, You know,
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I keep a loader's mouse trap in
each pocket. When you've been in
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show business as long as oh,
hey, murk, one of the offenses
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got loose where Oh no, no, it's Doc Gamble allright? Hellow doctor
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Gamble taking in a few of the
concessions, Yes, and vice versa.
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But I was called out here on
an emergency case. Yeah, it seems
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the India rubber Man sat on a
hot waffle iron and gave himself a reed
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thread. Have any fun children?
Oh yes, indeed, Doctor McGhee exclaims
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it to me he knows all about
circuses because he hadn't act Vardaville once.
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You know, Yes, I heard
about his vaudeville act ever played. Pataski
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McGee that the one with the deuces
wild and you can't melt and you get
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seven. No, no, Darry, that's Canasta. Pataski is a town
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in northern Michigan. Oh oh Potoski, Oh sure sure. Me and Fred
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Whitney played there. That's where our
act busted up. One win and Fred
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organized a skim. Had a great
slogan too. There's no business like snow
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business. Ah what Fredman was a
he was a great one. The left
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things flying. Look McGee, I'd
like to stand here and let you bore
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me with your dull pass, but
I've got to get over to the flat
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lady's ten h huh. Somebody told
her she had seven toes on my left
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foot, and she wants me to
check up. Why doesn't she look at
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him herself? Hasn't even seen her
knees for twenty years. She weighs four
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hundred and twelve or one hundred and
twelve. How'd she ever get so fast?
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That's the same way anybody does,
Sonny. He just gets saying,
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I'm gonna start my diet tomorrow.
I'll enjoy yourself. Remind me to start
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my diet tonight. McGee, What
do we do now? Let's go get
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our tickets for the Big ten.
Joe won't start for now, but if
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we have our tickets, Oh,
I know, amazing. Speak to bat
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a diploma we've bit, so let's
it domain which can be performed in your
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own home. I'll lead a volunteer
from the cloud to assist me. How
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about you down there, the lady
with a bat eared husband. He means
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you molly well, I don't know, sir. It won't be any shumming
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all madam. Just stand right where
you are. Hold up your purse,
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please, matam where everyone can see
it. All right, hang onto a
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tight you know this may be a
straight I've got it all right. Now,
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what's be closely, ladies and gentlemen. I am in my right hand
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here in ordinary square of cotton claw, slightly dampan, and in my left
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hand a little plain old whistful with
the month. I safely passed the damp
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clock over the dirt, and presto
else cramo gizzun tight on the third has
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disappeared. And now will you tell
the folks what you have in your purse?
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Lady? Take it right out.
That's it? What is it?
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It's a giant science can of Johnson's
water repellent. Loco, say o,
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my god, that's not quickly tirt
and dust to steal things. Wipe up
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with the damp claw when your floor
is protected with that great modern miracle,
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that wonder of the age, Johnson's
Water Repellent Flower. My guys, that
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guy, I'll do anything, And
for a limited time only through all Johnson's
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dealers everywhere, a sensational offer of
one third more of this amazing new product
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for the same old price a pint, and a third for the price of
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a pint, a quart and a
third for the price of a cord or
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past comet foot Johnson's genuine water repellent
glow code in this giant size can.
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It stays on and it says bright
enough, so loosely water repellent. You
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had a question, brother, Yeah, where's the dancing girl all over the
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United States and Canada? Brother,
because women everywhere since with joy when they
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hear about this great money and late
we're saving all now if you'll just step
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be fight. Hey, that was
quite a trick, Molly, I'll be
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managed to get that Canna Go cote
into your purse. Oh he didn't he
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saw me buy the Kramer's drug store. Oh I was in there to pick
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up a quick magazine because it has
our pictures in it. Oh I see,
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Well, come on let's go over
and watch the monkeys. Fred niptin
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Me had a monkey, and arec
wants it to do monch? You go
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ahead, deary. I want to
throw rings at the canes and try to
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win a prize. Okay, sitsy
nile, arn you, you can't win
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a lot of these games are gimmicked, you know. But if you want
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to throw your doorway, you'll find
me over at the monkey cake. I
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wish old fred Nittey was here.
He'd get an awful kick out of this.
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I don't know what old friends doing
that of w h oh, Hi,
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Yeah, you're enjoying yourself here.
I am a vetcher. Good Me
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and Willie Tooks we've been in all
the side shows, and we went in
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the animal tent and we saw the
hippopomosis and the ring out the pusses and
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the ze brief and the draft and
mister McDonald's from a third National Bank and
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the lasting draina. I ain't laughing
at mister McDonald. I aclandic Dana.
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Where are you going out? I'm
going down the midway here and see my
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uncle Paul. Oh, he's got
a boots here. And maybe if i'd
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be real quiet here wing me watch
him painted jip what paint a gyp?
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Sure, my daddy says, Uncle
Paul is one of the biggest jip artists
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in the world. So long,
says, don't take any wooden blockcorn.
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Oh hi, Molly, now,
how much did you get took for this
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time to see? Oh? I
gets a dollar and a half, Darry,
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but I want a cubye doll,
a cubye doll for a buck and
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a half now, I warned you, my gosh, a buck and a
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half or a twenty cent plaster dollars? What's that stuff? Well? These
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are the other things I want for
my dollar and a half. Oh camera,
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and have a whole blanket, an
electric razier in an ash tray and
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a pair of field glasses. Oh
yes, than twelve pounds of candy.
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I'll bet a chef candy too.
You can't win on them things. Well,
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let's borrow our tickets for the main
show before it gets two cross all
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right, Jerry, whatever you say
you know show business? You bet you?
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Hey me being in show business,
I ought to get a cup raid
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on these tickets. Molley, Hey, buddy, we want a couple of
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tickets. I'm McGee McGee and Nithney
snappy songs to what he says, you
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give courteseat actors very little, sir. I've always found them a rather row.
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He lost myself. No, no, he means sure that he's an
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actor, or was he says,
so there was quite a bit of discussion
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about it, but they never proved
that he wasn't. And would you give
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him a cut? That seems a
little drastic, madam? Why don't you
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just belt him one with your cupie? Okay, but skip the cut,
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right idea? Tell us a couple
of good seats with us, and hurry
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please. I've been looking forward for
a long time to coming to this circus,
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and I might add with great Gusto. Well well, well so you,
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sir, are a great gusto.
I've seen your actions Volville hundreds of
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time. Oh yeah, but no, but look here for you, madam.
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Aar, I presume missus Gusto.
No, no, sir, I'm
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missus McGee. Oh, I'm sorry, missus McGee. But did you ever
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see the Great Gusta's action Vaudeville?
Oh? He was marvelous? What illusion?
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Now? Now just a minute now, boy, I think you're confused.
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No, I'm prince whistle, mister
Gustoll bas some w prince whistle and
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on behalf of the circus. I'd
like to present you and your daughter,
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Missus McGee, with you complimentary tickets. Not ordinarily, I am yes,
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but all occasions like hick, I
get quite emotional, mister Gusta, Oh,
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your magic act was one of the
fineness. Now wait a minute,
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let's get this straightened out. His
name is not Gusto. His name is
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McGee. Oh, I'm sorry,
I thought your name was McGee. It
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is what became of a great Gusto. Did he do his great disappearance act?
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Guess I'll swear I was looking right
at him, Dad, what a
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marvelous illusion. And you, sir, what can I do for you?
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My name is McGee, And I
went, oh, yes, your husband
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just arrived. Missus McGee, Oh
you should have been here a moment ago,
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sir, the great Gustle was here
and did one of his great illusions
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for us, disappears right before our
ally. And it's the only good trick
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he did. He left his complimentary
tickets in my husband's hands. Yeah right
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here, ha ha, Well,
sir, it's a great Gusta wanted you
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to have him. Sir, you
are certainly welcome to them. We merely
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require that you played the denominal of
service charge. Oh was that again?
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Service charge? Oh? I thought
I said that. Yeah, I am
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Yeah, I thought I was just
so. Oh No, we rarely required
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that you favor nominal service jacks an
amusement. That that's it. I said,
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that'll be fourteen dollars or ninety cents. Heavenly days, mister Prince bashom
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whistle. Now I meant my name
is Prince Whistle. Oh look, but
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I'm all move along, folks.
Now next, who is next in the
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line? You, sir? No, I've been here all the time.
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My name is off skipp It.
Come on as man man who could do
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book Dodo boom do do. I
hear the foka and my problems and through
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boom do doo boop city. This
kind of music is I happen to me?
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Boom Dodo boom dodo. It got
me higher than a car. Oh,
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hand me down my super advice.
If I'm gonna get my way from
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boom to do, and when there's
a trouble place, I get a d
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realm. I always will. When
there's a con berty friend I always smile.
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Caught at my time when there's a
fiddle in the middle of really is
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a little like pas so sweet plays
and so sweet that I could die.
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D me the farm and hear me
out for more. Because I'm a boom
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Dodo and kind of car boots Dodo, boots do, I hear the focus
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and the troubles a true boot Dodo
boot city, just kind of music as
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I haven't to me boots do doo
poop doo. It got me hired at
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a car. I'm in cover,
I'm in bloom when I've ass and give
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me wrong boots Dodo and then with
all of my mind leave me fall and
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stole me comes, I come and
call to stop me from boots booty.
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You want to be killed. Start
to now, the guy says, it
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starts at two fifteen. That's just
to get you in there. So my
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program flipped and booms you can in. Get gum on your shoes and your
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hair full of sawdust. We still
got time to see some more sites,
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and I well hello them a hello
McGhee. Having fun. Oh hello there,
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mister mayor. Yes, yes we
are lots of fun, file of
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trivia, lots of fun. What
you're doing collecting La pole taxes for the
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pen poles. I am here McGee
in what I consider the best interests of
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the taxpayers. Good for you,
mister Mayor. Yes, yes, I
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felt so tired today that I knew
if I did any work i'd loust it
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up. So I came to the
circuit. I see it's lots of fun.
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Yeah. Besides, I have a
great interest in the entertainment business.
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Yes, we know we've met her. Yeah, nice girl. Where is
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Fetie Ladrea? I was not referring
to mister Tremaine, Oh no, but
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I have a morbid interest in giraffes. Giraffe Oh does giraffes fascinate you,
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mister mayor? Why? Because being
a politician myself, I'm always amazed how
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any living creature can stick his neck
out that's far without uttering a word.
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No personally in Le Treve, I
like schurch this because I'm an old chaulman
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myself. You know, had a
bot of a act with a fellow name
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of fred Niitley who sty Rock Illinois
here? Yeah, yes, yes,
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I know, I know, greatest
act Boadeville ever produced. My gosh,
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where'd you hear that from? You? At least one hundred times. I'm
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modest estimate. I'm sure. Oh
do you have to go, mister Mayor,
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Yes, yes I do. I'm
going over and get a glass of
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punk lemonade. It's pink lemonade.
I've seen it, it's punk I've tasted
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it. All right, Polk,
right your way. We're opportunity to win
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fame and Petray test your athletic progress
against Herbert and Hanski. The Balkan Bomber
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pall of three sets of biceps and
has held every wrestling title in the United
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States and Europe. Or wrestler right
heavyweight, Julia light heavyweight, heavy light,
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Julia weight lightweight, Julia heavy heavy
Judion lightweight. Also who know who
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champion and the coaches coots can division
name McGhee. Isn't that sure? It
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is Horacio K Boomer Hi Boomer?
Oh yes, the sound of shovels digging
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up a dead par X Nayak and
Cray umph Chap's k here that and they
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am an ed day up day here
Steve step right up friends twenty five dollars
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in cash twenty one who can stay
one round with hydrogen? Hanski, the
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Balkan Bomber that massive muscling bell Brownze
from the back of beyond Hydrogen, the
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muscular development in the region of the
treppers hoard friends. This magnificent development was
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called by years of trying to recover
stuck Nichols and pay telephones. I doesn't
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show the people how you can tell
a telephone book in the microscopic fragments with
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your bare hands. Ah, that's
a pretty gin telephone book. Where is
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that froncer that my pretty is a
telephone directory of naked Joe Missouri? He
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select the small community who has not
to fight the citizens with a superhuman strength
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of this magnificent anthropois is an answer
for all right books, who has the
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courage and audacity to wrestle hydrogen Honski
one round for the sum of twenty five
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dollars? Hey, hey, office
him on now, he'll hears you and
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your insurance laps Chesterday. Don't you
get in there with you You need to
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get take it easy for twenty five
bucks side rastle gargag you win a three
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foot ring, all right, one
side there, holk, let me do
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it, okay, Boomer, I'm
your man boy hent the g you were
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simply magnificent. How did you ever
do it good shack, nothing that any
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red blooded American boy couldn't have done
with a little conniving. He'sies twelve and
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a half bucks I ever made too. You take twelve dollars and a half
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yep. I thought you were to
get twenty five. Well, I was
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to get twenty five, but I
thought it was only fair to split with
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a wrestler Hydrogen Hanski. But why
my gosh, kittle, don't you know
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who that guy was? That wrestler
That was Fred Niitney Fred the follow from
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Star Rock Illinois. I'm here who
River and Molly return in a moment.
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One third more wax that no increase
in price. One third more glow coat,
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the self polishing four wax that is
now positively water repellent. That's the
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bargain you get right now at your
dealers when you buy Johnson's glowcoat in the
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special giant containers. Yes, there's
one third more glow coat in the giant
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point one third more in the giant
court. The minute you see these special
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cans with their special labels, you'll
see what a bargain this is. But
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remember this offer is for a limited
time only, so hurry get one third
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more floor protection at no increase in
price. Get water repellent glow coat in
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the giant containers tomorrow at your dealers. Molly, may I have a word
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with you, certainly, mister Wilcott. I have been asked by the subscribers
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to the Telegraph Delivery Service representing five
five hundred retail and wholesale florists, to
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present you with this award Mother of
the Year for nineteen fifty. Oh my
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goodness. It's made in the dual
recognition of your successful career as one of
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America's foremost radio entertainers and your more
important role as a real life of American
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mothers. Well, thank you,
mister Wilcock, and thank you subscribers to
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the Telegraph Delivery Service. It's a
great honor and I accept it gratefully.
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What do you think of that?
For you? I think it's a wonderful
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kiddo. It's always amazed me how
you could send flowers by wire anyway.
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Yeah, when you think of some
guy walking, maybe from California to New
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York along limb telegraph wires forty foot
off the carrying a basket of flowers to
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somebody's mother, will buy George,
No, No, no, pout florists
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in one place, wires of florist
in another place. They don't walk the
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wires. That's tilly, Yeah,
dangers too. Good night, good night
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all, and expect them to night
the mothers everywhere Lacas the Johnson's Wax and
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Constance water repellent COO code Rathenius consent
on Branford, Canada, bring you film
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the game Ali this week, at
this time, be with us again next
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Tuesday night. Won't you? Springs
the time when everyone wants a bright and
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shiny car to drive, And that
means springs the time to clean and polish
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your car to gleaming brightness with just
one application of Johnson's carn You. Yes,
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carn You is that wonderful atto polish
made by Johnson's Wax that cleans and
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polishes in one application. Rub it
on. Carn You cuts through traffic,
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film and road tarnish. Water won't
touch. Wipe it off, and there's
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your cars shining like new. Yes, rub it on, wipe it off.
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That's all you do with carnw Your
car shines brighter because Carnu cleans cleaner.
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Get some tomorrow, m h next
here, bigtown. Then people are
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funny on NBC. Bom
