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I deserve you!
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Show people short, but still feels long.
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Just two middle eggs, bro.
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Stipper style sucks, this show still fucking sucks. Just too many late for us trying to do a show Virtue singling, how they're so walk Zip and Style sucks, this podcast sucks, Simple Style sucks.
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This show still fucking sucks!
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And welcome to the five hundred forty third episode of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Cort, the guy that's gonna be doing the notes this week for the movie Cannonball from nineteen seventy six, and my co host.
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My co-host Duke.
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host who claims to have seen this film before watching it for this show is Matt
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I don't think I saw this.
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Yeah.
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Do you remember saying, Oh, but I remember Cannonball, it's a great movie. You do remember
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Yeah, yeah, no, I remember saying that. I I I think I was singing Cannibal Run. Yeah.
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Yeah, you were probably thinking cannonball run, which I told you is what you were probably thinking.
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Yes, yes, yes. But you know what? Fuck off.
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What if I was wrong?
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Wrong. We're gonna cover Cannonball Run. It's still a car chase movie as far as I'm concerned. And the plot line for Cannonball and Cannonball Run are not very dissimilar. As a matter of fact, a lot of the car chase movies we're gonna be covering are gonna be cross-country.
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Yeah.
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So that's that. It's just we're gonna be having cross country races and it's going to be a thing.
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It's a thing.
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It's definitely a thing. Yeah, it's definitely a thing.
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It's a thing.
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We've kind of talked around about it a little bit, so we can get in just a little bit more before we actually do cover it. This is one hundred percent a cross country race where the winner gets like a hundred thousand dollars in nineteen seventy six money.
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So yeah. I mean that's pretty impressive, I suppose.
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Uh in nineteen seventy six money. I mean, that was more than enough to buy like two or three houses, I think, back then.
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Yeah, um that that would have been a lot, yeah.
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Yeah, so it's not a a small sum of money, but what I was getting at is this is a Paul Bartel film. It was made in the Roger Corman camp. There is a shit ton of Roger Corman.
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Actors and directors that appear in spots in this because that's what Paul Bartell loves to do in his films.
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Yeah.
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And this may be my favorite Paul Bartell film.
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Ever. Uh and he directed a lot of really cool ones, especially some really like sleaze ball race movies like this one, right? Like he's done a lot of really
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Real sleazy shit.
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But he's also he's also directed some really like like really hair
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type of movies like Eating Rebel as well. Uh Paul Bartel is incredible. I'm just a huge fan. So I'm really happy that we're getting a chance to actually discuss this movie. And I just needed to say that up front. If people are expecting me not to fangirl out on this film,
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You're fucked.'Cause it's gonna be.
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok Listen, this is this is a film you want to, you know, fangirl over and and just blow.
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I don't know if I'm gonna go quite that far, but I'm going to definitely really enjoy it. You're gonna say I'm blowing it no matter what, because that's just
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Yeah, no, you're definitely gonna blow this film. I I can already tell.
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Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Well let's go ahead and take a look.
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Unbelievable whore.
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Let's go ahead and take the break here. We're gonna play the Legion Patreon ad because like I said, Bose podcasted again, so he's back, so we can still use it. It's valid.
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It's valid.
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Awesome. Then we'll have some music that will quite literally be created right before I edit this episode.
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Of course, because this is the way.
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And it will hopefully tell the plot line of the story.
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story or at least have something to do with the actual movie in the way that it's created and hopefully will sound good and rhyme, but if not, I'm working with what I'm working with here. And when we come back, however that turns out, we will go ahead and do the review for Cannonball from nineteen.
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What's that?
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Back to the cutting room.
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[Music]
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and by a friend.
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Then there's worried buddy's ready to fly. With this buddies if oh no rules apply.
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Trans M shining, red as blood. Rose are calling racins in his blood. Feel the engines roar, let the rubber burn.
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Transcontinental, it's his turn.
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Tryna take him down, cops in pursuit, he's got to wear the crown. Some temples disguise planning to deceive. They'll be racing hard, no time to breathe.
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Chaos in the pits, smoke fills the air Maze that's putting them in despair
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Feel the engines roar, let the rubber burn. Transcontinental, it's his turn.
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Destiny's to line, living is path, got nowhere to hide. Hard racing fast.
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Food in the air!
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Alright, so that's the end of that music that was Quite literally created right before this episode was edited.
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Yeah, hopefully it fits with the theme of the movie and with the kind of general sound and everything like that. Hopefully I'll get my shit together and I'll figure out something for it.
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But let's actually figure out what we're gonna do for the actual review. What do you say?
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What do you say?
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Let's talk about the world.
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All right, so a cannonball from nineteen seventy-six. The film opens with a car speeding into frame and well there's dialogue, so you know how court goes. That's our first clip.
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is podcasting.
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You're one hell of a driver, Mr. Buckman. Just the man we need on our team. You'd like to drive for modern motors, wouldn't you?
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There's stiff competition against you. This race is very important to you, Coy. You understand what I mean? Yes.
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Yes, I understand.
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If I win. If. I see you've brought a companion with you.
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Aren't you afraid she might die?
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Die
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That's what happens to girls that drive with you, isn't it?
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Alright, so David Carradine wakes from the nightmare that was the end of that clip and decides to make a fast walk of shame out of the place he is in, or at least this appears to be what's happening. It's a walk of shame. Until he walks out to the garage and I find out this is actually his house, and then he finds his car.
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Can you do a walk of shame out of your own house?
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Well, no, you can't. Not unless you're like getting kicked out of your house, right?'Cause the walk of shame indicates that the sex is over with, you're no longer valuable and you need to go. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. And I mean I've made that walk plenty of times. Uh because I'm not valuable, not even in the sex part. Um Ah man, I totally missed out on making a sex joke against myself during gone in sixty seconds. I was gonna
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I should have said something like, Oh, the name of my sex tape. Anyway, go ahead.
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Jesus Christ. So he's actually not doing that walk of shame. He's walking out to his own garage. He finds his car being worked on by his mechanic. There is once again dialogue, and so that is our second.
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What the hell are you doing, Zippo? It's four goddamn thirty in the morning. You're gonna wake Linda. You want a good car or a great car? Four thirty in the morning, I want a good night's sleep. When I'm finished with this machine, all you gotta do is set the dial for win and you wake up at the finish line.
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I wouldn't let Cannonball Buckman race in anything but the best.
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Thank you.
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Hey, step on it, will you? And don't drop it. We want to blow up the crowd, not us.
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How fast is it gonna go before that though?
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Well one hundred sixty. Maybe one hundred sixty five.
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Open this baby up till he gets way out of town. But when he does
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Whoever you are, it's five in the morning, couldn't it wait?
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Yes, I'm Utel Morris. I came by to pick up your car.
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You see, I want to get a head start so that I can get your car into New York for you by next week.
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All right now. Hear the keys and hear the paper. Now there's no driving at night and no driving over fifty five miles an hour. Oh, no, ma'am.
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Uh huh. So we'll see you one week from today in New York City at the Mayflower Hotel. Yes, ma'am.
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I don't know if it was a... OH NO!
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Where's she at?
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Only twenty minutes late.
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Like, come on.
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God, are we glad to see you?
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Shake your asses.
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Come on, time to stage uniforms.
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Come on, get ready, get ready.
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Sandy honey after hauling ass in that hell's kitchen for six months just so you could hustle up this truck for two itty bitty days. We're ready.
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You gotta get your suit all messed up, you set on the curb like that.
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Well it don't make no difference.
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I ain't doing no
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No TV.
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T V spot.
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And I
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When this is all over, boy, you gonna be turning down offers right and left. You gonna be a star. Uh-huh.
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Uh huh.
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I busted my hop setting up this ride with Cade Redmond, and at least you can do his act a little grateful.
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Rightful.
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Of the mother of the pearl.
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Mean we going all the way to New York now?
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Last Cadillac?
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I'm Mr. Redmond.
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Well put her in here, boy. We got fish to fry.
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Car feels like a winner, Mr. Redmond.
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Thank you, ma'am. My profession.
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Hi, Dennis Caldwell here at the Santa Monica Pier in sunny Southern California.
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For the last three years the appearance of this crypto
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This cryptic ass!
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Ad in Motorist magazine has signaled the running of the Trans-America Grand Prix Autora Race.
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This underground sporting event is open to anyone holding a valid license driving any kind of four-wheeled land-based vehicle.
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Contestants choose any cross country route they're not going to be able to do.
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And there's a hundred thousand dollars waiting for these sweat-drenched high test hot pots.
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Mm.
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Who gets his ticket stamped first at a certain garage on New York City's Lower West Side.
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Most of the drivers.
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Hey a beer, what's the TV crew doing here?
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I thought this race was supposed to be a
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Supposed to be a secret.
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They're cool.
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He won't be shown until next week.
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Next week.
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
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Wolf Messer, champion of countless European auto races, let him get his hat on you. What brings you all the way to LA for a race that might land you in jail and doesn't even officially exist?
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Well, it is the uh spirit of the race that attracts me. And also the fact that uh anyone can participate and anything goes. That makes for a very exciting race. I also find irresistible.
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$100,000.
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Now here's an interesting entry.
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Great.
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You kids look more like uh
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Like uh
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Uh surfers than you do racing drivers.
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Well it serves me pretty bad this morning.
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Well tell me have you raised this uh this uh
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This uh Corvette.
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A Corvette in any other races? Uh no.
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Well see, it isn't exactly our car. Daddy
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If you've been watching this, um, everything is okay. We'll be bringing the car back in about a week.
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Tell me something. Uh uh I I well anyway I
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Well anyway, I sure wish you.
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I sure wish you luck and I bet that one hundred thousand dollars gonna buy you a lot of surfboys.
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If we win we're gonna go.
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And why?
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Aren't they darling?
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Darling.
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Thank you so much.
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This is from the kids in me, dear.
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I want you to drink a toast to your loving family after you cross the finish line. Bye, Danny. Don't forget to bring me a present.
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Area.
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Everything I'm doing.
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And the children.
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We're trying to get a word here with Brad Phillips, organizer of the race.
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Brad, tell me, your race has been called an outlaw sporting event. Do you have any comment on that?
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Well the police
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Drivers tend to exceed the speed limits.
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Are you?
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Are you saying you're promoting illegality?
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Well no, I didn't say that.
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That's the right thing.
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Sir, have you seen this?
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They're doing it again.
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Well they're in for a surprise.
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Racing anywhere they're gonna race to the impound.
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impound lot.
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a lot.
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Yes, sir. Get me Brad Phillips on the phone and tell him it's the district attorney. Tell him we're entering his race. Then get me the highway patrol.
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Thank you.
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Finn, take the detour.
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Sandy.
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I'm going over it.
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Over it.
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[Silence]
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Well, I'll be dead.
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It did.
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I knew you couldn't pass up this damn race.
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Consider yourself busted.
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Don't give me that crap, Linda.
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Do you know what happens to parolees who cross state lines without permission?
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I don't give a damn about that red tape.
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My brother put up six thousand dollars for this car. I got a chance to win with it. A whole future's at stake.
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One speeding ticket, and you're back in prison.
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That's our future.
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Coy, you know how I feel about you. I've never pulled rank on you before, but I am legally responsible.
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That's a technical.
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This race is my last chance to get my career back.
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career back together.
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again.
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Oh, face facts, Coy. Your racing career ended when that girl died.
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Excuse me, Guy. Just wanted to wish you good luck.
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Mr. Hooper, this is my friend Linda Maxwell.
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This is Kim Hooper. He's the manager of the Modern Motors Racing Team.
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Pleased to meet you, Miss Maxwell. We could sure use a man like Coy on the Modern Motors team. Yeah, what about
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Yeah, what about my competitor?
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I wish you luck too.
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I expect one of you.
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One of you.
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You'll be driving for me next year. You two gentlemen know each other, don't you?
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Mr. Redmond?
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I believe we've run into each other once or twice. Got amnesia about that cheap shit you pull in Darlington in'72? Well, here's a little piece of information for you.
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Yeah.
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Amigo, buenas.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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What's coming down a hundred?
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[Silence]
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tracks right up your ass. There goes your competition.
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Got so mean I better get the jack off in the morning get his heart stripped.
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Yeah.
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
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Attention right now, Dra.
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Right now, drivers.
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The police are on the
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Police are on their way to bust the race.
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The post time has been moved up to exactly sixty-
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Seconds from now.
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now. Shit.
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Every highway between
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Highway patrolmen from here to Philadelphia.
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Продолжение следует...
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
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I advise you all to stick to the back roads as much as
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Start your engine.
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Yeah.
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Jesus Christ, no freeways. How the hell do they expect us to make any time on the back door?
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Well, we may not break any speech, but we'll make ten, don't worry.
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Look, I'm serious, Coi. I am going to have to report you. Koi!
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You're going with me.
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Benny, where you been? I thought you're working a
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We're gonna show up.
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Show up. Hey, what are you kidding me?
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You think I'm gonna miss my kid brother's first big race after he got out? Not on your life. Linda?
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Yeah.
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Benny, will you talk some sense to him?
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I gotta go, Benny.
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Give me a shot.
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Thanks. Listen, if you think I'm doing this just to get in the heaven, you're room. I got a bundle better.
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If I don't bet on you, you're not gonna...
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You're not gonna win, ain't you?
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If you get your head out.
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Good luck. During the rollout sequence, David Carradine leaves his lady behind with a note that says he will call from New York, and we got a sequence of Dick Miller playing a heavy spiking cars to fail during the.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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With that notification, they have to haul ass or have their asses hauled in. The drivers transform and roll out in a funky 70s disco rock soundtrack.
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The van with Mary Warnoff and her ladies arrive in our third clip.
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Ooh, lady.
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No.
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I knew we'd be late. Now we're gonna have to go to the house.
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I have to go twice this way.
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Twice it's first to catch.
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[Silence]
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Don't worry.
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Those girls in the van really have a chance.
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Have a chance.
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You got a better cheese?
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Phillips, your race is over.
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This is an injunction. Race? What race?
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Race.
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Mac. Yields.
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Police lady.
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How do you like many?
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What do you like my new cars? Like looking in a mirror, ain't it?
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Jesus, Simpo, you didn't enter the race like that.
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I wanted to look at it.
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I wanted to look my best, so I uh figure good friend should drive similar cars. What the hell kind of a friend are you, Zip?
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Uh really.
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Uh relax, coy.
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This machine doesn't have any more guts under the hood than yours does.
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They're exactly the same!
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This must be your idea some kind of a joke, huh? Hey, I don't promise I won't outdrive you though.
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Ball Buckman is gonna win this race with or without you.
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Even my head.
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Wait a minute, Coy. No fare going over 55. I think the police had their eye on you.
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was my best friend but he's crazy.
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Coy, you're really not going to make me drive all the way to New York with you.
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No, I'm not. You're my security in case we run into the cops. Somehow.
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Somehow I am going to have to explain this to the board when we get back.
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Yeah, they'll love it when they hear about your method of rehabilitating.
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No no nine nine nine nine. I'm very pleased to accept this award.
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I'm lost, I'm lost
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A board!
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Oh, that's it. Yeah, very good. I'm very pleased to accept this.
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That's blocked.
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Jesus Christ.
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Christ, I can't see that word, I have to think of something else.
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[Silence]
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What is wrong?
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[Silence]
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Fennett, come on in, sit down. You like cold porner? Yeah.
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Yeah, sure.
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Sure.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Music]
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Oh I'll cry.
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When you growl!
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Missing you so.
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[Silence]
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Oh that yeah, it's nice. You know something bidding it's never too late.
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I always wanted to.
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I always wanted to know how to play the piano. Well, now I got two of them. I always wanted to know how to write songs. Well, now I can. Yeah. I always want to be rich. Yeah? Well maybe you will be. Your brother Winnie? Sure.
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok Another ten thousand hours.
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Ten thousand dollars. I can't do it, Benny. You're not good for it, you.
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Yeah.
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I got shot. I didn't care.
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Yeah. When is the blessed event to take place?
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When he hits one hundred and sixty five, out in the desert someplace.
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감사합니다.
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I even brought those two cheating guys.
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T V guys in a helicopter to keep tabs on the other drivers in a race, you know, just in case somebody gets moving a little too fast.
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Субтитры создавал DimaTorzok
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So uh what do you sell us? Do you cover me for fifty thousand?
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How I hate to say no.
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[Silence]
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That isn't cold portal, isn't it?
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Okay, like we were talking about, there was already a shit ton of fucking uh cameos in just that clip alone. So
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was cameoed uh out of your fucking mind right there.
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But
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But even though we call them cameos now, these are like actors and uh some directors and things that are showing up that uh you don't normally see in film.
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Films and then became famous later. We'll get into that a little bit more with some other people, but this is mostly just a pirate film guru.
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Getting people on screen and on camera, spitting out the dialogue they need to move the story along between all of the car pile ups and crashes and tr driving stunts and shit. That's
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Vielen Dank.
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That's literally what we've got going on here and I'm I'm here for it all day.
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Yeah. For
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The end of the clip starts some car porn as the German racer is taking on kerodine while driving on open roads with aerial shots mixed in that is actually fun to watch, even if you aren't a car person, which I'm not really a car person. I was raised around car people. I enjoy car movies.
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Because I can enjoy the type of craziness that car people do safely from watching it on TV instead of sitting in the car with them. Yeah.
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with them. Yeah. I'm just an American muscle car person. I'm not like I'm not like, you know, oh I know every car or like oh
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exotic cars or anything like that. I I know nothing of like that.
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Luckily there is dialogue about this for those of us that are not uh car people, so why not make that R for
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Cooking.
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But the door ain't funny.
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This is right.
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I'm a kid, but what's it doing? It's a rolling crash, race cards.
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Amen.
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ご視聴ありがとうございました
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Why in your house?
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The end of my aim that you can catch me.
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[Silence]
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I'm something but Narcast.
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I thought this car could beat anything on the road.
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It's part of the winner.
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Look at this thing coming here.
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Damn. There's nobody's got a chance against that problem.
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But there's not a one
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Okay.
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[Silence]
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Mike, Benny.
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Benny.
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I wanna make a little bet on the transmerce.
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Trans American brand.
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Okay, now boarding is
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I ain't sure it's unofficial, but everybody knows about it.
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Yeah.
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One
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Yeah.
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Look, it's my brother.
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My brother, for Christ's sake.
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Okay, can you handle twenty thousand dollars?
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Caroline.
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Flight number sixteen direct jet service to Albert.
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Mike, that's my plan.
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Yeah morning.
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Uh uh call you from Albuquerque.
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Yeah, I'm following the race.
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Right.
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Okay, thanks.
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With Mrs. Ethel.
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Please come to
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Hey!
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Hey, where you back?
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Come over here and ride with the man who's gonna win this race battle.
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Well, I've got to put a little dent in our friends.
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Friends head.
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Total mi rado. Hey.
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Hey! Hey, man!
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Hey man, you're blasting my head off.
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Head off with that shit.
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with that shit.
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Arrest.
427
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I gotta limber up before I go on the air, don't I? You want me to make it easy for you?
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Look, Mr. Redmond.
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Ideal was to pay your way while Perman plays his way.
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Bye.
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Our deal wasn't for me to drive us in a winner.
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Um
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I think we could all use a little pit stop, Mr. Redmond.
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We ain't stopping for nothing. If you wanna freshen up, use that pistol tube back there.
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Are you kidding?
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Kidding!
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You better cross your legs real.
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Legs real tight.
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'Cause I ain't stopping.
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[Silence]
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Don't press your luck, asshole.
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Gonna give me a little red meat.
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Well, Mr. Redman, would you ease up a bit?
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[Silence]
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I don't know.
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Okay, the boker.
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You're catching on mama son, you're catching on.
448
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Breaker, breaker. This Hannibal called Zippo.
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I got a 10 33 right behind you on Route 17.
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Can you read me, Zippo?
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Cannibal, this is Zippo. We read your 1033 and I'm on my way to your 20.
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Right.
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I'm not afraid. There's no reason for me to change cards.
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It'd be safe if it was simple.
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Yeah, but I'm in it now. And I wanna see you through to the end with you.
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Jesus, man. What the hell's happening? I saw Redman running belly to the ground. Your turn to play cavalry, man. Redman's trying to cream my ass, so we decided that Linda better keep company with you. Boy. Please. Hey, listen, I'm always willing to come to the uh Assistance of a damsel in distress.
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Stress.
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I tell you what, Corey, I'll uh trade you my magic hat for the late.
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And what beauty again?
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Mm-hmm.
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So take care of this rookie.
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Nice with your girl.
463
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Hẹn gặp lại các bạn trong những video tiếp theo.
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You wanna divine this room?
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Alright.
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Cảm ơn các bạn đã theo dõi và hẹn gặp lại.
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What y'all got over there?
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Oh yeah!
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Are you ready?
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00:26:18,624 --> 00:26:34,352
[Music]
471
00:26:34,352 --> 00:26:35,311
में में में में में में में
472
00:26:35,311 --> 00:26:37,711
Louisa, have I ever forgotten to bring you something?
473
00:26:37,711 --> 00:26:38,231
something.
474
00:26:38,352 --> 00:26:39,311
Oh, champagne!
475
00:26:39,311 --> 00:26:40,271
Who
476
00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:42,192
Can we open it now and drink it after?
477
00:26:42,192 --> 00:26:42,672
after we win the
478
00:26:42,672 --> 00:26:43,741
we win the race.
479
00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:46,672
[Silence]
480
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,759
I haven't eaten this shit in six months. But they'll probably you. No less.
481
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:53,200
No Lester, no
482
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,079
Well Alesta, you know we got a lot of money riding on this thing. Make sure so sure Benny's gonna deliver all.
483
00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:57,519
I gotta go back one more time.
484
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,960
And I'm gonna tell you something.
485
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,920
I mean look very good fat.
486
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,400
You know what I mean?
487
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:00,880
No, I mean does
488
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:14,832
Does something for you. I'll tell you something else. That creep is running forth. Don't Benny know what's gonna happen to him if his brother don't come in first? Listen, I'm gonna talk to Benny in St. Louis this evening. If his brother's still behind, I'll lean on him a little bit. Don't worry, you got nothing to worry about. Canon Warbuckman
489
00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:17,112
is gonna win this race one way or another.
490
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,640
Come on, Hawkeye, this is control.
491
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,599
This is hard.
492
00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:20,079
This is hot guy.
493
00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:22,480
Okay, we read your control. How's my point?
494
00:27:24,496 --> 00:27:25,935
The German is way ahead of him.
495
00:27:26,192 --> 00:27:28,336
So it's some kind of seventy-one Dodge.
496
00:27:28,463 --> 00:27:30,864
Plus he's getting some serious competition from the other Red Transam.
497
00:27:30,864 --> 00:27:31,344
Yeah.
498
00:27:31,344 --> 00:27:33,743
Uh uh well wait a second. The other red trans there?
499
00:27:33,743 --> 00:27:35,663
Yeah, some clown in a baseball camp.
500
00:27:36,304 --> 00:27:37,743
If your boy just gonna move on.
501
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:39,183
Miss the prize, goodbye.
502
00:27:39,183 --> 00:27:42,013
Bye. Oh sharp, it looks like you get to do your number after all.
503
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:55,279
Well yes, Jay, I would have to say that this great sporting event is the most thrilling and I believe truly inspired uh uh occasions of which I have ever been Car took.
504
00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:02,031
[Silence]
505
00:28:02,031 --> 00:28:05,872
Which has been suggested by this momentum race.
506
00:28:05,872 --> 00:28:12,559
Okay, all you KMAX listeners, we got Perman Waters for you now with a special live performance of his Rapid Derizing new hit song.
507
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:13,519
My racing heart.
508
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:14,960
Take it away, Burma.
509
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:29,135
The start of that awful song is the end of the first third of the movie. So we are thirty-one-ish or so minutes into the film so far. It has not let up and we pretty much are introduced to the drivers on the run to get
510
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:43,599
to the fucking competition. Once they get there, the competition has to start early because the cops are on their ass immediately once they realize that it started and it's happening. Because they put an ad out in the paper instead of doing it like an underground thing.
511
00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:47,471
Come on, I mean, the cops just don't.
512
00:28:47,471 --> 00:28:47,951
Um or
513
00:28:47,951 --> 00:28:51,311
I'm gonna say yes, because they do kind of get away with the race still.
514
00:28:51,311 --> 00:28:54,672
Yeah, I mean yeah they're still getting a So, yeah.
515
00:28:54,672 --> 00:28:58,942
But this is fun. All the way through everything about this so far has
516
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:13,789
has got me fucking hooked. And this is my kind of exploitation movie that like it has to do with cars. This is my kind of way of putting it. I really enjoy this. Pretty much the cops are the butt of the joke. Any authority is the butt of the joke. All of the maverick gas field craziness of
517
00:29:13,807 --> 00:29:28,637
That's about to happen. All of that is just people that are wantonly competing for a hundred thousand dollars just to get it to get there faster, and they don't care who they hurt in the process. This is just fucking insane, the whole entire concept and dangerous.
518
00:29:28,655 --> 00:29:33,455
I'm really glad that this type of shit didn't actually exist because if it did, a lot more people would get hurt.
519
00:29:33,488 --> 00:29:36,847
I mean, I don't know, man. Y you hear the drag racing that happens in our towns, so
520
00:29:36,847 --> 00:29:48,377
Yeah, but that's drag racing and street racing. I admit that that happens, but like cross country races that are taking place like this that would cause this many pileups and accidents to take place. I just don't think
521
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,759
think that people would be able to get away with them like repeatedly. You know what I mean? Yeah.
522
00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:52,720
Yeah.
523
00:29:52,720 --> 00:30:03,230
Gotcha. It seems a lot less plausible. I know for a fact street races exist in even in Omaha. And I'm not going to confirm or deny that I've been part of any of them. I'm just saying I I know that they're real.
524
00:30:03,248 --> 00:30:05,167
Are you talking to your lawyers now?
525
00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:08,048
They're looking at me very suspiciously, so why don't we move on?
526
00:30:08,048 --> 00:30:09,488
move on. Yeah, we should. All right.
527
00:30:09,488 --> 00:30:15,728
All right, so the middle act of the film starts with that song being interrupted in our fifth.
528
00:30:16,688 --> 00:30:21,935
Mr. DJ, don't stop the interview. Nothing's wrong. We're just getting a little static. What?
529
00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:23,375
What's going on?
530
00:30:24,912 --> 00:30:25,872
Okay, listen.
531
00:30:25,872 --> 00:30:28,471
You're hearing it first on KMN.
532
00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:34,256
[Music]
533
00:30:36,304 --> 00:30:37,743
How I can win.
534
00:30:39,983 --> 00:30:50,960
[Silence]
535
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,880
This is very beautiful country.
536
00:30:56,144 --> 00:30:57,104
Just single.
537
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:07,632
[Silence]
538
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:08,672
Amen.
539
00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:11,759
[Silence]
540
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:13,839
There's a hot dog and a yellow pig.
541
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,759
A yellow pan terror coming your way. You want to cut him off.
542
00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:16,240
Get him all for me.
543
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:16,720
Okay.
544
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,200
Ok, eu tenho que...
545
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,160
I've got a copy on that.
546
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:18,640
At ten four.
547
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,599
Yeah.
548
00:31:21,392 --> 00:31:22,064
Amen.
549
00:31:22,064 --> 00:31:50,415
[Silence]
550
00:31:50,415 --> 00:31:50,895
Oh Jesus.
551
00:31:50,895 --> 00:31:51,375
I hope they do.
552
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:52,336
I hope they didn't connect him with the race.
553
00:31:52,336 --> 00:31:53,086
with the race.
554
00:31:53,135 --> 00:31:55,536
Now listen, you promised me that this wouldn't be broadcast until...
555
00:31:55,536 --> 00:31:56,976
After the race was over now, didn't you?
556
00:31:56,976 --> 00:31:57,455
Absolutely.
557
00:31:57,455 --> 00:31:59,375
Absolutely, you have my word of honor.
558
00:32:00,192 --> 00:32:03,536
[Music]
559
00:32:09,263 --> 00:32:10,223
A man can
560
00:32:10,703 --> 00:32:11,663
It's called.
561
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:18,559
Já é bom, já é bom.
562
00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:20,336
I don't know what else
563
00:32:20,336 --> 00:32:20,816
Frank.
564
00:32:20,816 --> 00:32:23,375
I can do Mm-hmm.
565
00:32:33,263 --> 00:32:34,607
John Honey, wake up.
566
00:32:41,711 --> 00:32:43,152
I just noticed it.
567
00:32:43,152 --> 00:32:44,112
Yeah.
568
00:32:48,528 --> 00:32:52,367
God damn it's the fan belt. Let's get it to a gas station before the damn thing breaks, huh? Come on.
569
00:32:52,367 --> 00:32:53,327
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
570
00:32:53,327 --> 00:32:57,647
Remember when you could just look at your own car and figure out what was wrong with it without having to have additional equipment?
571
00:32:57,647 --> 00:33:00,528
Yeah, right. That was a prepperage farm remember.
572
00:33:01,008 --> 00:33:08,175
The end of the clip with more awful music, which is a terrific bit, but still fucking irritating as hell.
573
00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:23,258
Which makes me the butt of the joke. I get it. Yeah. Like I get that I'm the butt of the joke. The fact that it's pissing me off and irritating me is what makes it funny, but it's still really terrible music and is really irritating. So I've just decided to pass that on to everybody else. But then mercifully I cut.
574
00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:25,200
[Silence]
575
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:25,680
Good job.
576
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:38,109
Yeah, I'd let it play whenever the lady was singing along because uh the guy who is doing the song and is playing the whatever that Perman or whatever the name that fucking character is, he actually can sing. He's just
577
00:33:38,127 --> 00:33:52,048
choosing to sing badly and write bad songs because it's to to make it funny. Like the j the joke is they're pushing his career. He's getting famous, but they have to do this illegal race to make him famous because he's fucking terrible and they're trying to sell him as an outlaw. Yeah.
578
00:33:52,048 --> 00:33:52,528
Yeah.
579
00:33:52,528 --> 00:33:53,018
Yeah.
580
00:33:53,711 --> 00:33:54,192
Because he is an outlaw.
581
00:33:54,192 --> 00:34:02,832
Right. And I'm the butt of the joke because the music's terrible and it's irritating the fuck out of me. And the more angry I get, the funnier it actually is. But I hate when that's how the humor is being achieved.
582
00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:05,711
I mean what'd you do, man?
583
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:06,672
Yeah.
584
00:34:07,152 --> 00:34:09,583
I kinda like it when the humor is achieved by you getting annoyed.
585
00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:13,422
Yeah, but I mean when I'm the butt of the joke, it irritates me is what I am saying.
586
00:34:13,422 --> 00:34:16,302
Yeah. Well yeah, I mean I think that's everyone. Yeah.
587
00:34:16,302 --> 00:34:22,063
Yeah. Yeah. And the awful music that's supposed to irritate me is doing its job and which therefore makes me the butt of the joke. That's what I'm saying.
588
00:34:22,063 --> 00:34:23,452
Yeah. Yeah.
589
00:34:23,472 --> 00:34:24,911
Anyway, we are mercifully saved.
590
00:34:24,911 --> 00:34:25,871
You're doing great.
591
00:34:25,871 --> 00:34:27,791
Yeah, we're all fine here, but not really
592
00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:28,751
Everything's fine.
593
00:34:28,751 --> 00:34:31,152
Yeah. The world's ending, but it's gonna be fine. Yeah.
594
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,592
Yeah.
595
00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:34,512
Because we'll die one way or the other.
596
00:34:34,512 --> 00:34:34,992
Yeah.
597
00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:35,472
Yeah, we're gonna
598
00:34:35,472 --> 00:34:37,391
It's it's definitely gonna go poorly.
599
00:34:37,391 --> 00:34:44,880
We are mercifully saved from this awful music when David Carradine rides on up and a smash up paint trading chase ensues.
600
00:34:44,911 --> 00:34:50,480
A lot of bumps happen before the bad guy pulls out a gun and shoots out David Carradine's tire.
601
00:34:50,512 --> 00:35:05,391
While he passes, we have already seen the bad guy throw away the car's included jack stand at the beginning of the race because the trunk was open for some stupid fucking reason. So there is a big hubaloo about the gun being lost that I decided to record as on.
602
00:35:05,423 --> 00:35:06,384
Sixth class.
603
00:35:10,927 --> 00:35:11,407
شكرا للمشاهدة
604
00:35:11,407 --> 00:35:14,032
Son of a bitch. Where the hell?
605
00:35:14,351 --> 00:35:15,119
Red.
606
00:35:20,943 --> 00:35:21,423
What can I do for you?
607
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:21,903
What can I do for you?
608
00:35:21,903 --> 00:35:22,384
I need a family.
609
00:35:22,384 --> 00:35:22,864
I'm a fan about this.
610
00:35:22,864 --> 00:35:23,344
This is just about had it.
611
00:35:23,344 --> 00:35:24,784
Oh I'm sorry mister.
612
00:35:24,784 --> 00:35:25,264
I don't care anything like that.
613
00:35:25,264 --> 00:35:25,744
Yeah.
614
00:35:25,744 --> 00:35:26,704
You have to go to an auto supplier.
615
00:35:26,704 --> 00:35:27,664
Mm-hmm.
616
00:35:27,664 --> 00:35:28,284
Thank you.
617
00:35:28,496 --> 00:35:30,896
You got a piece of tape or something I could use to hold it together'til I get there?
618
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,871
Yeah I can give you Don't know how long it'll hold though.
619
00:35:34,192 --> 00:35:36,112
Where's the nearest place where we can get a fan belt?
620
00:35:36,112 --> 00:35:37,072
Oh
621
00:35:37,072 --> 00:35:38,032
About two hundred miles.
622
00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:38,842
Bye.
623
00:35:38,927 --> 00:35:39,887
Can't miss some shot.
624
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,704
Whoever it is, he's driving a transam and he's alone.
625
00:35:43,311 --> 00:35:48,112
Yeah. Maybe considering dead.
626
00:35:50,768 --> 00:35:51,248
Hey.
627
00:35:55,407 --> 00:35:55,887
Are we in Denver yet?
628
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:56,697
Denver yet?
629
00:35:56,751 --> 00:36:00,112
Uh yeah, that's Denver over there. That's uh Kansas City. Let's call
630
00:36:00,112 --> 00:36:00,592
Let's call that
631
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:03,472
at St. Louis Yeah.
632
00:36:05,391 --> 00:36:07,791
Way of a deer?
633
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,239
He always said it wasn't fair that he had to report to my office.
634
00:36:12,367 --> 00:36:15,248
So one evening I recorded to his place
635
00:36:15,248 --> 00:36:15,728
Yeah, I know.
636
00:36:15,728 --> 00:36:18,907
No, it was supposed to be a joke really. Except nobody laughed.
637
00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:22,480
And here we are.
638
00:36:22,735 --> 00:36:23,695
Yeah.
639
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,320
You've been Choi's friend for a long time, haven't you?
640
00:36:27,568 --> 00:36:28,927
Sure, yeah.
641
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:30,543
We grew up together, went to the same school.
642
00:36:30,543 --> 00:36:31,023
Yeah.
643
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,244
Learn to drive at the same time.
644
00:36:34,063 --> 00:36:37,503
[Silence]
645
00:36:39,695 --> 00:36:41,648
As with Choi on a double date.
646
00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:43,824
You know, people used to say I look like Koi. Really?
647
00:36:43,824 --> 00:36:44,764
Really?
648
00:36:45,231 --> 00:36:47,824
I used to comb my hair different then. No.
649
00:36:47,887 --> 00:36:49,327
that made all the difference.
650
00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:53,519
Zipper, were you in the car that night the girl was killed?
651
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:54,800
Sure, I was there.
652
00:36:55,952 --> 00:37:02,141
I was drunk out of my mind. I mean gone. I could hardly keep my hands on the steering wheel.
653
00:37:02,159 --> 00:37:02,639
You were driving?
654
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:03,119
Yeah.
655
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:04,059
Yeah.
656
00:37:04,143 --> 00:37:05,103
Then why did Croy say that?
657
00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:10,096
I don't know, you'll have to ask him I don't know.
658
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,239
I guess I owe everyone her.
659
00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:13,903
Yeah, me too.
660
00:37:16,655 --> 00:37:18,096
Just trying to keep up with a flow of practice.
661
00:37:18,096 --> 00:37:18,576
Lower pressure.
662
00:37:18,576 --> 00:37:19,536
Turn around. Put your hands on the roof, please.
663
00:37:19,536 --> 00:37:20,376
The roof, please.
664
00:37:21,648 --> 00:37:23,407
Bread your arms in the roof, please.
665
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:27,440
Fred him but uh wider. How boy, you wanna step your legs back a little bit?
666
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,360
That's good. Just relax.
667
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,320
Okay, right there just root.
668
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,719
Just routine, just a routine perceived.
669
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,159
All right, so
670
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:42,960
Zippo is really, really fucking creepy with how obsessed he is with Koy and he's like, I wanna be just like him. It's like he's single white female in David Carradine's character and it's really creepy.
671
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,840
It is. It's really creepy, but uh it's all right.
672
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,800
All right.
673
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:57,871
I also want to state when David Carradine figured out how to change his tire during the clip. I love how he just kind of backs it up onto the guardrail to the tire starts spinning and then then he knows that he can change it. That was kind of fucking cool.
674
00:37:57,871 --> 00:37:59,311
Yeah, that was really fucking cool.
675
00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:04,559
I know that would have damaged the shit out of his undercarriage quite a bit, but I mean it still was a cooler thing that they did.
676
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:07,983
When there's the Oh no, not the undercarriage.
677
00:38:08,463 --> 00:38:17,103
Anyway, the end of the clip where David Carradine beats the ever-loving shit out of a pig is something I watched more times than my lawyers would like me to admit.
678
00:38:17,103 --> 00:38:18,813
Ooh.
679
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:27,632
And before Matt adds Asks that was enough replays for them to be concerned and enough lawyers for me to listen to everything that they suggested.
680
00:38:27,632 --> 00:38:31,472
Uh oh. Yeah, I mean that's uh that's a lot, man. What did you do?
681
00:38:31,472 --> 00:38:35,791
[Silence]
682
00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,711
You really gotta stop doing all that, man. What are you doing?
683
00:38:37,711 --> 00:38:38,192
Yeah.
684
00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:43,023
I was like, It's in the privacy of my own home. They're like, That's fine, but don't talk about it, Cort. And I'm
685
00:38:43,023 --> 00:38:46,864
Yeah, I mean you do like talking about uh uh doing the weird shit in your home.
686
00:38:46,864 --> 00:38:47,344
Same year home.
687
00:38:47,344 --> 00:38:47,824
Yeah.
688
00:38:47,824 --> 00:38:48,304
Right.
689
00:38:48,304 --> 00:38:49,264
I uh I would uh
690
00:38:49,264 --> 00:38:50,224
I would uh I would stop.
691
00:38:50,224 --> 00:38:55,952
Yeah, yeah. But the lawyers tell me that as long as I phrase it the way that I just did, I'm okay'cause I'm getting the thumbs up now.
692
00:38:55,952 --> 00:38:57,391
Oh okay. Hey, there we go.
693
00:38:57,391 --> 00:39:04,112
Well once he is done kicking the cop's ass, he searches him and delivers more dialogue, which is our seventh clip.
694
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,199
You know, cotton.
695
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:06,159
Friend of Kate Red.
696
00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:07,599
Decade Redmonds, huh?
697
00:39:07,664 --> 00:39:10,384
[Silence]
698
00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,423
How are we doing guys?
699
00:39:13,423 --> 00:39:13,903
If this is like
700
00:39:13,903 --> 00:39:14,384
This is Lake Erie.
701
00:39:14,384 --> 00:39:15,824
We're getting close.
702
00:39:15,983 --> 00:39:16,943
Thank you.
703
00:39:19,695 --> 00:39:20,175
What happened to you?
704
00:39:20,175 --> 00:39:21,135
What happened to you?
705
00:39:22,576 --> 00:39:25,936
Did he have short blind hair about my color? Stand about and fix one?
706
00:39:25,936 --> 00:39:26,416
Yeah.
707
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:27,376
Yeah.
708
00:39:27,376 --> 00:39:27,856
That's my brother C-
709
00:39:27,856 --> 00:39:29,775
Brother Coy, no wonder you got your chops busted.
710
00:39:29,775 --> 00:39:30,735
I'm the moron.
711
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:32,655
I'm the moron.
712
00:39:32,655 --> 00:39:33,648
He was alone, goddammit.
713
00:39:33,648 --> 00:39:34,128
Damn it.
714
00:39:34,128 --> 00:39:35,088
Driving a red trans him.
715
00:39:35,088 --> 00:39:36,527
Sure hope you didn't slow down too much.
716
00:39:36,527 --> 00:39:37,007
Mm-hmm.
717
00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:38,447
And slow him down.
718
00:39:38,447 --> 00:39:38,927
Slow him down a law.
719
00:39:38,927 --> 00:39:39,887
law.
720
00:39:39,887 --> 00:39:41,788
This is Hawkeye, calling command.
721
00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:44,847
Uh yeah, this is command. I read your Hawkeye.
722
00:39:44,847 --> 00:39:45,327
I've got that line.
723
00:39:45,327 --> 00:39:46,617
Got that lineup you asked for.
724
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:47,887
Okay, let me have it.
725
00:39:48,623 --> 00:39:51,503
About forty miles up the road is the other red transacts.
726
00:39:51,503 --> 00:39:51,983
Very good time.
727
00:39:51,983 --> 00:39:52,463
Kate.
728
00:39:52,463 --> 00:39:54,864
Kate Redmond's in second place holding his own and
729
00:39:54,864 --> 00:39:56,304
And then comes your brother.
730
00:39:56,304 --> 00:39:56,784
His transition
731
00:39:56,784 --> 00:39:57,744
trends and moving up
732
00:39:57,744 --> 00:39:59,664
Fast and okay. Brothers in third place.
733
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:00,623
Place.
734
00:40:00,623 --> 00:40:01,884
Sorry about that.
735
00:40:01,936 --> 00:40:02,896
Then comes the all-girl team.
736
00:40:02,896 --> 00:40:04,815
about uh thirty miles back and then
737
00:40:04,815 --> 00:40:07,615
And then hot on their tails is the black guy in the link.
738
00:40:07,728 --> 00:40:09,871
We better catch the next flight to St. Louis.
739
00:40:11,311 --> 00:40:14,192
We can intercept him there and do something about changing this lineup.
740
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:23,440
I think we ought to cut this crazy sucker loose. I mean I can't believe you let him stop for more beer. I mean he's already driving like a scalded doll.
741
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:32,112
Never mind. I got a better chance of handling him if he's pie eyed. The front seat don't know it, but the back seat is still pulling the string. Well, I
742
00:40:32,112 --> 00:40:33,552
I hope so.
743
00:40:34,512 --> 00:40:35,472
Oh God, there's trouble.
744
00:40:35,472 --> 00:40:37,532
[Silence]
745
00:40:38,351 --> 00:40:42,192
That's down vitamins or if better than spinach. Better than fur burgers. Better than possum.
746
00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:43,983
Better take some, you might need the energy.
747
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:44,463
Oh thanks.
748
00:40:44,463 --> 00:40:45,903
Thanks. I just got a little light work.
749
00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:46,384
With that.
750
00:40:46,384 --> 00:40:57,434
With that, the bad guy tosses his beer at Carradine's head and launches himself over the shelves in the middle of the store, wrecking everything, which then leads to them throwing each other through quite literally.
751
00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:08,016
literally everything in the goddamn store wrecking every shelf and every bit of goods out there to be sold. They demolish this fucking shop and it is entertaining and fucking reckless and fucking cool.
752
00:41:08,016 --> 00:41:08,976
Cool.
753
00:41:08,976 --> 00:41:09,596
Shit.
754
00:41:09,648 --> 00:41:13,487
Like just tear everything apart. I love it when shit gets destroyed.
755
00:41:13,487 --> 00:41:22,608
The bad guy gets the upper hand and darts off, leaving David Carradine behind to pay for all of the damage under threat of shotgun blast, which was really fucking cool.
756
00:41:22,608 --> 00:41:24,527
Cool.
757
00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:28,880
Rough go, David Carradine. Rough go. Maybe you should go walk the earth instead of drive it.
758
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:40,378
The bad guy has plenty of time to run over and kick out Carradine's headlights and then he takes off. What a fucking sequence, man. This was a great fucking old school knockdown, drag out, slobber knocker of a fight.
759
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,360
It was good stuff.
760
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,719
We then cut to the ladies being pulled over in our eighth clip.
761
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,119
Well, this is how you podcast, that's for sure.
762
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:49,039
This is in fact how I podcast.
763
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:49,920
Yeah.
764
00:41:51,088 --> 00:41:53,967
[Silence]
765
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,320
be trying to outrun on
766
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,280
Listen, ladies, time is
767
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,670
Time is critical.
768
00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:02,639
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
769
00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:03,599
We can just get rid of these creatures.
770
00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:04,920
Things creeps.
771
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,679
You kinda said, Patrol.
772
00:42:09,871 --> 00:42:11,791
And y'all just know boys will be
773
00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:12,751
Will be born.
774
00:42:12,751 --> 00:42:14,302
Good morning, ladies.
775
00:42:14,608 --> 00:42:18,351
May I see your license, please? Oh Out of state.
776
00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:21,072
I'm sorry, but you ladies will have to come back to town with us and post bail.
777
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:22,992
Oh gosh, well,
778
00:42:23,472 --> 00:42:24,431
Well that takes very long time.
779
00:42:25,391 --> 00:42:27,311
Oh, you're telling me.
780
00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:28,751
Uh officer.
781
00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:30,621
I don't think right here.
782
00:42:31,952 --> 00:42:33,871
No, I'm afraid that just wouldn't be possible.
783
00:42:33,871 --> 00:42:34,831
Oh we wouldn't mind.
784
00:42:35,311 --> 00:42:37,021
Anything we might have done.
785
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:38,000
Yeah.
786
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,960
Take you back in town.
787
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,440
Uh Lance
788
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,400
Uh Lynn.
789
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,840
Since he's late.
790
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,719
[Silence]
791
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:45,199
backtown in advance.
792
00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:47,599
No, I'll go with the girls. You you drive.
793
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,519
No, Lynn, just do as I say it'll work out.
794
00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:50,480
It'll work out better.
795
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,920
Enjoy!
796
00:42:54,831 --> 00:42:57,711
You have. I'll ask, Junior G-Man. No, we just got them.
797
00:42:57,711 --> 00:42:58,192
Goddamn minute you
798
00:42:58,192 --> 00:42:58,672
Do you recall the
799
00:42:58,672 --> 00:42:59,351
Recall the
800
00:42:59,887 --> 00:43:02,288
[Silence]
801
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:07,568
Uh the end of the clip has a cut to Carradine getting sleepy, figuring out his headlights were kicked out.
802
00:43:07,568 --> 00:43:08,057
Yeah.
803
00:43:08,079 --> 00:43:22,480
driving even more sleepy and then flipping his car and fucking it right the hell up before crawling out of the wreck and trying to assess if he can still drive it after the massive rollover. He starts walking away from the wreck, not grabbing his extra clothes in that bag from the trunk or anything, but
804
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:22,969
Mm-hmm.
805
00:43:22,992 --> 00:43:31,407
Before it cuts back to our hero Dick Miller, not the character, just Dick Miller himself should be a fucking hero for everybody. He's the greatest fucking character actor of all time, Mr. Futterman.
806
00:43:31,407 --> 00:43:33,807
I don't know why Dick Miller always makes me laugh though.
807
00:43:33,807 --> 00:43:34,288
Yeah.
808
00:43:34,288 --> 00:43:37,168
That's why he chose the name,'cause it's one that you won't fucking forget.
809
00:43:37,168 --> 00:43:38,128
Nope.
810
00:43:38,128 --> 00:43:39,568
And our ninth clip.
811
00:43:39,568 --> 00:43:40,128
Club.
812
00:43:40,688 --> 00:43:41,648
Hello, Benny.
813
00:43:41,648 --> 00:43:46,927
You're late, Benny. I don't like cardiness. It seems to run in your family. Your brother's not winning.
814
00:43:46,927 --> 00:43:48,847
I'm taking care of it.
815
00:43:48,847 --> 00:43:49,327
This is not the
816
00:43:49,327 --> 00:43:51,728
I don't want to hear it, Benny.
817
00:43:51,728 --> 00:43:52,568
Uh
818
00:43:54,351 --> 00:43:57,007
Oh Sorry.
819
00:43:57,103 --> 00:43:57,583
I'm
820
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:58,063
I am sincere.
821
00:43:58,063 --> 00:43:59,503
Sincere myself.
822
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:01,039
I'm sorry.
823
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,480
It ended the
824
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:02,960
This way.
825
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,920
This way.
826
00:44:04,592 --> 00:44:07,472
Everything looked so fine at the start.
827
00:44:07,472 --> 00:44:09,021
Storm.
828
00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:09,648
I never dreamed.
829
00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:10,608
I never dreamed about it.
830
00:44:10,608 --> 00:44:11,088
But you
831
00:44:11,088 --> 00:44:13,918
You'd break my heart.
832
00:44:14,063 --> 00:44:18,831
I'm sorry that I'm hurting you so But sometimes
833
00:44:18,831 --> 00:44:19,791
One time
834
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:21,231
That's the way
835
00:44:21,231 --> 00:44:24,976
Yeah. You let me down?
836
00:44:25,456 --> 00:44:27,806
You may be so blue.
837
00:44:28,304 --> 00:44:29,744
But now I know
838
00:44:29,744 --> 00:44:34,032
Know that you Yeah.
839
00:44:34,032 --> 00:44:35,322
No
840
00:44:36,496 --> 00:44:41,615
Well, that's terrific last though. Benny, what can I say? You see how upset we get when your brother runs behind.
841
00:44:41,648 --> 00:44:47,407
Think what might happen. Can Aren't you the guy who took a bite out of AJ's ass in the$72?
842
00:44:47,407 --> 00:44:47,887
Darlington?
843
00:44:47,887 --> 00:44:48,367
Yeah.
844
00:44:48,367 --> 00:44:51,248
Geez, that suspension looks like it fell off the Empire State Building.
845
00:44:51,248 --> 00:44:55,407
Hey, you know all that stuff we've been listening to on the radio about outlaw race and cops and
846
00:44:55,407 --> 00:44:55,887
Cops and trucks and you're not going to be able to
847
00:44:55,887 --> 00:44:56,847
Trucks and shit.
848
00:44:56,847 --> 00:44:58,768
Him, Dork face. He's running in it.
849
00:44:58,768 --> 00:45:00,688
You have the outlaw eraser!
850
00:45:02,288 --> 00:45:04,688
A real pleasure, Mr Cannonball. A real pleasure.
851
00:45:04,688 --> 00:45:05,648
Yeah.
852
00:45:05,648 --> 00:45:06,128
Uh cars.
853
00:45:06,128 --> 00:45:07,088
The car is all wrapped up.
854
00:45:07,088 --> 00:45:07,568
All wrapped up. When are you going to go?
855
00:45:07,568 --> 00:45:08,318
What are you going to do?
856
00:45:08,496 --> 00:45:09,936
Not much you can do.
857
00:45:10,735 --> 00:45:15,056
[Silence]
858
00:45:15,056 --> 00:45:17,936
Yeah. What do you got? A hot tractor? Uh
859
00:45:17,936 --> 00:45:19,615
Why don't you come around the back and find out?
860
00:45:19,664 --> 00:45:20,143
Why not?
861
00:45:20,143 --> 00:45:20,634
Okay.
862
00:45:21,039 --> 00:45:22,672
It ain't a Maserati, but it ain't bad.
863
00:45:23,952 --> 00:45:24,976
You're kidding.
864
00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:27,695
Pipes.
865
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,847
Trick stuff.
866
00:45:29,487 --> 00:45:31,023
That is a racing machine.
867
00:45:32,496 --> 00:45:32,976
This is a cruise cruise.
868
00:45:32,976 --> 00:45:33,456
Who's cruiser?
869
00:45:33,456 --> 00:45:33,976
Thank you.
870
00:45:34,224 --> 00:45:35,184
Who's cruiser?
871
00:45:35,184 --> 00:45:35,664
Hmm.
872
00:45:35,664 --> 00:45:37,103
Six months I worked on this.
873
00:45:39,856 --> 00:45:40,463
Hey.
874
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,920
Run down.
875
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,210
Four twenty seven block.
876
00:45:47,376 --> 00:45:51,536
Dinah Jet Hollypot. Vertex Mag.
877
00:45:51,536 --> 00:45:52,255
Yeah.
878
00:45:52,431 --> 00:45:53,871
We probably lose a hundred in a second.
879
00:45:53,871 --> 00:45:54,831
Second.
880
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,530
Maybe it ain't as good as what you had.
881
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:58,480
Should be telling it what
882
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,440
No out of what you got.
883
00:46:00,271 --> 00:46:01,168
Send it for you.
884
00:46:01,903 --> 00:46:03,344
Look, Mr. Buckman. This burg is so
885
00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:03,824
is so square.
886
00:46:03,824 --> 00:46:06,224
Square. People think the Avon lady's a movie star.
887
00:46:07,184 --> 00:46:07,664
Buckman wins a transition.
888
00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:11,023
wins a trans American Grand Prix in our car, we're gonna be two heavy duty.
889
00:46:11,023 --> 00:46:11,773
Have you dudes?
890
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,840
But you gotta say our names on T V.
891
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:22,639
At the end of the clip it cuts to the ladies towing the cop car and fucking the pigs on the way to New York. This is just fucking gross. No one should ever fuck a cop ever. No.
892
00:46:22,639 --> 00:46:25,039
No, why would you do that? To a police officer.
893
00:46:25,039 --> 00:46:26,000
Never get laid.
894
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,590
Nope.
895
00:46:26,831 --> 00:46:36,431
The racer who has been sexually harassing the ladies in the car he is paid to drive to New York, pulls up to see the ladies getting it on with the pigs. And again, this is just fucking gross.
896
00:46:36,431 --> 00:46:39,791
Man, how many cops are getting laid in this fucking movie?
897
00:46:39,791 --> 00:46:49,807
The harassing driver tosses all of his gas can reserves into the cop car being towed after opening them and then lights it by tossing his car's cigarette lighter in there.
898
00:46:50,351 --> 00:46:50,831
Gloria.
899
00:46:50,831 --> 00:46:55,152
Glorious fucking explosion that made my heart sing. It's okay for me to say that. Okay.
900
00:46:55,152 --> 00:46:57,072
Okay, we're good. Yes. Yes. Yeah, you're fine.
901
00:46:57,072 --> 00:47:06,224
The explosion breaks the tow bar and the cop car sits on the highway completely consumed by flames as the two pigs stumble out of the van towards it barely.
902
00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:06,704
Barely point.
903
00:47:06,704 --> 00:47:12,463
Yeah. As the ladies toss the rest of their shit out onto the road and speed off.
904
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:13,903
Speed off.
905
00:47:13,903 --> 00:47:14,784
Survived?
906
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:29,592
It then cuts to Carradine in the new car he got from Alan Arkush and Joe Dante himself in a cameo role as the two gearheads. It cuts from that to an awful musician bit in the bad guy's car and are.
907
00:47:29,615 --> 00:47:30,608
Tenth clip.
908
00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:33,456
Fire racing fuel is
909
00:47:33,456 --> 00:47:37,976
[Silence]
910
00:47:38,576 --> 00:47:40,496
And my engine
911
00:47:42,896 --> 00:47:56,864
Hey, Jockey Bret. I'm trying to find out about the goddamn red transam. I can't hear nothing of you better like a dying calf in a windstorm. Now boy, you shut up trying to tear your tongue out and paint you like a barber pole. Well now, folks, hell no bit about all that.
912
00:47:56,864 --> 00:47:58,784
What on jerk?
913
00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:02,608
Just turn your crystal set up and we'll try.
914
00:48:02,608 --> 00:48:04,047
Try it again.
915
00:48:05,487 --> 00:48:06,927
I'm way
916
00:48:08,367 --> 00:48:12,447
[Silence]
917
00:48:13,168 --> 00:48:15,088
That's for throwing my damn gun out the window.
918
00:48:15,088 --> 00:48:16,047
I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
919
00:48:16,047 --> 00:48:17,967
Now then I'm gonna help him too. Shit.
920
00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:20,367
[Silence]
921
00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:23,927
Boy, what a lot of shit this is. Don't we have something else?
922
00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:25,039
What about that car race?
923
00:48:25,039 --> 00:48:25,519
Thanks.
924
00:48:25,519 --> 00:48:26,480
Promised those guys we wouldn't.
925
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:26,960
We wouldn't broadcast.
926
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:31,280
broadcast that story until the race was finished. I bought'em. I can sell'em. The public has a right to know.
927
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:31,760
Okay.
928
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,239
Feel her up.
929
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,199
Yeah.
930
00:48:33,679 --> 00:48:38,969
hell are we gonna do now? You got another broadcast in fifteen minutes, WK Vine Chicago.
931
00:48:38,992 --> 00:48:41,871
I don't know. We're gonna have a little piece of crack.
932
00:48:42,351 --> 00:48:44,271
That's what we're gonna do.
933
00:48:44,784 --> 00:48:45,615
Thank you.
934
00:48:46,543 --> 00:48:47,023
What are you doing?
935
00:48:47,023 --> 00:48:48,943
Where the hell you going, boy? What?
936
00:48:48,943 --> 00:48:50,384
Girl, that car over there's gotta get tort.
937
00:48:50,384 --> 00:48:51,344
Get tort. Excuse me.
938
00:48:51,344 --> 00:48:52,123
Excuse me.
939
00:48:52,623 --> 00:48:54,063
Now you folks probably wouldn't recognize
940
00:48:54,063 --> 00:48:54,543
Recognized me after the right.
941
00:48:54,543 --> 00:48:57,903
I'm Herman Waters.
942
00:48:57,903 --> 00:48:58,384
Helen
943
00:48:58,384 --> 00:49:02,704
Hammond What we were just listening to you on the You know, I really like that stuff.
944
00:49:02,704 --> 00:49:03,664
I like that sign of you.
945
00:49:04,623 --> 00:49:05,114
Thank you.
946
00:49:05,199 --> 00:49:05,679
Спасибо.
947
00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:12,539
Now you see that's uh with my own guitar about half an hour ago.
948
00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:13,615
This sort of fell out the window.
949
00:49:13,615 --> 00:49:18,896
[Silence]
950
00:49:18,896 --> 00:49:19,376
You were at the starting line.
951
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,115
Starting line back in LA, weren't you?
952
00:49:21,168 --> 00:49:22,063
You're in the race too?
953
00:49:22,288 --> 00:49:23,248
Uh
954
00:49:23,248 --> 00:49:23,728
Yes we are.
955
00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:24,688
We are we are short.
956
00:49:24,688 --> 00:49:25,978
purely in the races.
957
00:49:26,159 --> 00:49:29,039
Mr. Waters, I'd be delighted to lend you my control.
958
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,920
You can give it back to me when we get in New York.
959
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,400
I will.
960
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,360
I will. Now darling.
961
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:33,840
Yes.
962
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:41,119
Yes. Now sweetheart, you may just conceivably have saved my career. Say, I bet she's sweeter than a stump broke cow, huh?
963
00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:44,335
Let's cut in water.
964
00:49:45,295 --> 00:49:46,735
Now your next section up here is a real speed.
965
00:49:46,735 --> 00:49:49,615
Yeah. So be careful.
966
00:49:49,615 --> 00:49:52,016
You know we had us a real speed wagon in here.
967
00:49:52,496 --> 00:49:55,376
What kind of speed wagon? Shiny red uh transam and
968
00:49:55,376 --> 00:49:55,856
And man that
969
00:49:55,856 --> 00:49:57,295
Man, that mother was moving.
970
00:49:58,768 --> 00:49:59,728
We'll all land in jail.
971
00:49:59,728 --> 00:50:03,568
Uh Briar Chuck, Briar Chuck, this is Robin Hood.
972
00:50:03,568 --> 00:50:12,637
Do you copy me over? Yeah, ten four. You got prior talking his merry men. Uh how's it hanging there, good buddy? Been waiting here from you all night. Uh was thinking of coming down there to meet you
973
00:50:14,096 --> 00:50:15,096
Ha ha ha.
974
00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:25,775
Yeah, well I'm feeling fairly melody myself. I tell you what, I'd feel a lot better if you boys had ride out and uh give me a hand with a little He asked fire the name of Counterball Butler.
975
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,856
Been trying to run me off the road.
976
00:50:28,047 --> 00:50:42,938
Yeah, 104. We'll definitely blow his finals for him. Uh give us a twenty on that Genamo. He's a driver of red trans lam with yellow trim and the blue stripe down the middle. California license, please. Yeah, 104. You got fire ducking his very men. We're definitely 10 27 to the rendezvous and we're out in.
977
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,320
[Silence]
978
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,179
Try to get him on the radio.
979
00:50:49,231 --> 00:50:56,431
Breaker breaker. This is Zippo calling coy. Do you read me? Boy, this is Zippo. Do you read me? Boy, can you hear me?
980
00:50:56,431 --> 00:50:59,791
Guess what? Those are the gorillas waiting to trash court.
981
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,711
Ziproll, Delphine, this is Cody's car.
982
00:51:01,711 --> 00:51:04,121
Sure. This is Coy's car.
983
00:51:04,143 --> 00:51:04,503
All right.
984
00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:06,927
I'm gonna be Cannonball and you can be Zippo.
985
00:51:06,927 --> 00:51:08,367
After you, cannonball.
986
00:51:08,367 --> 00:51:10,768
Okay. Phyllis, come and get it.
987
00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:11,728
Ha ha ha.
988
00:51:11,728 --> 00:51:13,307
Thank you.
989
00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:17,583
Yeah.
990
00:51:18,608 --> 00:51:20,527
Okay, you turkeys.
991
00:51:20,527 --> 00:51:33,487
The bad dudes beat on the obsessive cannonball fan as the probation officer girlfriend of Cannonball gets out of the car and proceeds to go full on goddamn Linda Carter Wonder Woman ass kicking.
992
00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:36,400
On the thugs, set to seventies funky disco music.
993
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,760
Let's go, Wonder Woman. Yeah. Fucking fuck em up.
994
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:49,135
And it all cuts to Carradine in the new car, smashing up the bad dude's car and spinning them out, then back to the probation.
995
00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:55,599
Officer girlfriend beating wholesale ass for anyone that steps up to challenge.
996
00:51:55,664 --> 00:51:58,543
And I am here for this sequence all fucking day. It's amazing.
997
00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:00,463
Amazing. Fuck fucking do it.
998
00:52:00,463 --> 00:52:09,103
She saves the obsessive fan mechanics ass, and that is the middle third of the film done. Jesus fucking Christ. What a sequence.
999
00:52:09,103 --> 00:52:09,583
Yeah.
1000
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:10,554
Yeah.
1001
00:52:10,576 --> 00:52:11,056
So the lot.
1002
00:52:11,056 --> 00:52:11,536
Yeah.
1003
00:52:11,536 --> 00:52:12,925
Yeah, but seriously, like
1004
00:52:12,943 --> 00:52:27,344
The action sequence of her kicking ass is very much like Linda Carter, where you know she can't quite do some of the stuff that they have her doing, but then she does some stuns that are really incredible at the same time, just like Linda Carter and Wonder Woman. So
1005
00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:27,833
Yeah.
1006
00:52:27,856 --> 00:52:32,655
You're impressed either way, and then also it's really fucking sexy to watch a fucking brunette beat the shit out of some dudes.
1007
00:52:32,655 --> 00:52:36,496
[Silence]
1008
00:52:36,496 --> 00:52:37,456
Yeah.
1009
00:52:37,456 --> 00:52:42,686
I have paid devil for that kind of action, including being one of the people getting beat up by the brunette.
1010
00:52:42,704 --> 00:52:44,143
Why wouldn't you?
1011
00:52:44,143 --> 00:52:45,583
Ha ha ha.
1012
00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:47,983
No judgment on my kinks now, folks.
1013
00:52:47,983 --> 00:52:50,864
No, you don't judge anybody.
1014
00:52:50,864 --> 00:52:51,773
Yeah.
1015
00:52:51,983 --> 00:52:55,824
Every now and then you need a raven haired fucking goddess to beat the fuck out of you.
1016
00:52:55,824 --> 00:52:57,744
I mean like uh big time.
1017
00:52:57,744 --> 00:52:58,224
Yeah.
1018
00:52:58,224 --> 00:52:59,193
Ha ha ha.
1019
00:53:00,655 --> 00:53:02,096
Fucking, I mean, yeah.
1020
00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:02,576
Yeah.
1021
00:53:02,576 --> 00:53:04,496
We should probably move on because the audience is really
1022
00:53:04,496 --> 00:53:07,376
We should really move on. It's starting to get real creepy around here.
1023
00:53:07,376 --> 00:53:11,695
All right, so the run to the end starts as Carradine pulls up in our eleven.
1024
00:53:12,175 --> 00:53:13,615
How you doing hero?
1025
00:53:13,615 --> 00:53:16,815
God. I think I need a doctor.
1026
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:24,239
Okay. Not bad. But you should have seen police ladies personally routine. Oh, yeah?
1027
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,780
Something I picked you up at a police rape clinic.
1028
00:53:26,831 --> 00:53:27,791
Been going on around here, anyhow.
1029
00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,192
We heard Kate Redman on the radio. He told him to trash
1030
00:53:30,192 --> 00:53:37,871
Oh, I get it. Those bastards thought you were me. Hey man, don't you get it? I am you. I got the red transam, I got the clothes, I even got the girl.
1031
00:53:37,871 --> 00:53:38,351
Not the girl.
1032
00:53:38,351 --> 00:53:44,143
All you got is the baseball cab and those weird low rider wheels. Where the hell did you get those? You're the mechanic. You check'em out, huh?
1033
00:53:44,143 --> 00:53:46,543
[Silence]
1034
00:53:46,543 --> 00:53:49,423
What is it?
1035
00:53:49,423 --> 00:53:49,903
Quite.
1036
00:53:49,903 --> 00:53:53,264
Coy, I want to drive. I'm worried about Seppo. He doesn't really know he is anybody.
1037
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:58,992
Stay with a watching for me, Linda. If we leave Zip alone now, there's just no telling what kind of trouble we get in. The race is almost over.
1038
00:53:59,472 --> 00:54:01,871
So what's the first thing I'm gonna do when we get to New York?
1039
00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:02,351
Yeah.
1040
00:54:02,351 --> 00:54:04,271
Yeah.
1041
00:54:04,271 --> 00:54:05,231
Grazie.
1042
00:54:05,231 --> 00:54:07,291
[Silence]
1043
00:54:07,536 --> 00:54:20,976
Hey man, I got some bad news. Somebody punched a hole in your gas tank and she's leaking pretty bad. Can it help you? No. You take my girl and get the hell out of here. And I'm warning you, if you want to get this thing fixed, I'm gonna be back on the road and old cannonballs are gonna be passing you like you weren't even there.
1044
00:54:20,976 --> 00:54:22,425
What do you mean? I'm old canon.
1045
00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:25,807
Come on, Linda. Happy highways, Zippo.
1046
00:54:25,807 --> 00:54:26,768
Hey Darling.
1047
00:54:27,344 --> 00:54:28,784
How about if instead of uh
1048
00:54:28,784 --> 00:54:29,744
Uh buying a house with the
1049
00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:36,463
I mean all the kids at both.
1050
00:54:36,463 --> 00:54:37,083
Amen.
1051
00:54:37,327 --> 00:54:37,807
Sure.
1052
00:54:37,807 --> 00:54:41,168
Okay. Sure, then You could run for governor of
1053
00:54:41,168 --> 00:54:42,128
Governor of California.
1054
00:54:42,128 --> 00:54:45,177
And if I win that I could run for president of the United States.
1055
00:54:45,456 --> 00:54:49,103
That sounds pretty good. Well we could buy a house anywhere we want if we were president and first lady.
1056
00:54:49,103 --> 00:54:49,583
First lady.
1057
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:54,264
Don't you think you ought to try for something small first, though, like dog catcher?
1058
00:54:54,447 --> 00:54:55,407
I'm only kidding.
1059
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,431
You want the present?
1060
00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,168
Look at that.
1061
00:55:06,992 --> 00:55:18,320
[Silence]
1062
00:55:18,351 --> 00:55:19,311
I'll let it held out for a while.
1063
00:55:19,311 --> 00:55:21,231
For one more hour.
1064
00:55:21,231 --> 00:55:21,711
I don't remember.
1065
00:55:21,711 --> 00:55:22,192
We're gonna try to find it.
1066
00:55:22,192 --> 00:55:23,632
Well I guess I'm not going to be able to
1067
00:55:23,632 --> 00:55:24,592
Well, I guess we have a comment.
1068
00:55:24,592 --> 00:55:25,552
How much do I do?
1069
00:55:25,552 --> 00:55:27,472
Might as well check out that shopping center off there.
1070
00:55:27,472 --> 00:55:28,152
Yeah.
1071
00:55:28,271 --> 00:55:28,880
Hmm.
1072
00:55:31,056 --> 00:55:33,456
The only way we're gonna get a fan belt around here is a little bit more than a little bit.
1073
00:55:33,936 --> 00:55:35,356
Yeah.
1074
00:55:35,536 --> 00:55:39,376
What do you think? We could leave them some money and a note explaining why we had to do it. Okay, you're right to note.
1075
00:55:39,376 --> 00:55:41,945
[Silence]
1076
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,360
Shall we uh try the yellow car? I'll take the doors.
1077
00:55:46,288 --> 00:55:49,648
Lock. Hey Senator. Yeah. How do you spell reimbursed?
1078
00:55:49,648 --> 00:55:50,128
Sorry.
1079
00:55:50,128 --> 00:55:53,231
Sorry. R E I and
1080
00:55:53,295 --> 00:55:53,775
Me you are a
1081
00:55:53,775 --> 00:55:55,695
U R L C. U R L D?
1082
00:55:55,695 --> 00:55:57,726
[Silence]
1083
00:55:58,096 --> 00:55:58,576
Right.
1084
00:55:58,576 --> 00:56:00,496
Good morning. What's going on here? Well, my
1085
00:56:00,496 --> 00:56:06,076
Well my battery died and um this young man here was kind enough to try and help me start it.
1086
00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,536
What are you doing with the crowbar?
1087
00:56:07,536 --> 00:56:10,396
My hood release is busted and this is the only way I can get it open.
1088
00:56:13,007 --> 00:56:13,871
Fix the trade.
1089
00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:14,896
You got a jumper, Kevin?
1090
00:56:14,896 --> 00:56:15,376
I
1091
00:56:15,376 --> 00:56:17,246
I uh have one in here.
1092
00:56:17,456 --> 00:56:17,936
Here you go.
1093
00:56:17,936 --> 00:56:20,335
All right now, you get that battery charged up.
1094
00:56:21,775 --> 00:56:22,735
Can't be so lucky next time.
1095
00:56:22,735 --> 00:56:25,135
You're absolutely right. I will. Thank you very much.
1096
00:56:25,135 --> 00:56:26,576
Thank you very much.
1097
00:56:26,992 --> 00:56:28,431
You have a nice day now.
1098
00:56:28,431 --> 00:56:30,711
Hey, that was pretty fascinating. Thank you.
1099
00:56:31,536 --> 00:56:32,976
You think he's gonna be back?
1100
00:56:33,135 --> 00:56:34,576
Well, not before I get this on, I hope.
1101
00:56:35,503 --> 00:56:37,135
You think $5 is enough?
1102
00:56:37,552 --> 00:56:40,271
Uh yeah, just gotta tighten this thing up a little bit.
1103
00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:42,974
The car.
1104
00:56:42,992 --> 00:56:45,039
[Silence]
1105
00:56:45,679 --> 00:56:46,096
We're gonna do
1106
00:56:50,447 --> 00:56:51,791
Hold it right there!
1107
00:56:52,175 --> 00:56:52,847
Alright.
1108
00:56:52,847 --> 00:56:57,871
[Silence]
1109
00:56:58,864 --> 00:57:09,423
I gotta say, the kids are making a right choice every time. And Skullnik there is our main hero's little brother. So he got this role probably through nepotism. Yeah.
1110
00:57:09,423 --> 00:57:09,903
Yeah.
1111
00:57:09,903 --> 00:57:15,695
But then again, all the carradines got their roles usually through nepotism because John Carradine, let's face it.
1112
00:57:15,824 --> 00:57:19,664
Yeah. John Carradine was always gonna let his kids get in there.
1113
00:57:19,664 --> 00:57:20,143
Yeah.
1114
00:57:20,143 --> 00:57:24,463
I mean everybody's gotta work in the caridine household and everybody's gotta do movies apparently.
1115
00:57:24,463 --> 00:57:28,784
Yeah, yeah. Everyone's everyone's gotta do movies. Everyone's gonna hang.
1116
00:57:28,784 --> 00:57:32,635
Right. But I am totally I'm totally rooting for the
1117
00:57:32,655 --> 00:57:47,545
youngest Carradine brother here and the lady that is his girlfriend, I don't know if you recognized her or not. She shows up in the howling and then she's also the woman who begs Mrs. Deagle to try and save her uh house from being foreclosed on just to give them a little more time.
1118
00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:51,887
She says that she's taken up sewing and that her husband Joe's been out of work. It's the same actress.
1119
00:57:51,887 --> 00:57:53,807
Well right then. Good for them. Yeah.
1120
00:57:53,807 --> 00:58:05,295
Yeah. Like I said, like a lot of people that came out of the Corman world, like including Joe Dante, used like Dick Miller and this actress and a lot of other people over and over again because they already worked together with Corman. So there you go.
1121
00:58:05,295 --> 00:58:06,255
Of course, there you go.
1122
00:58:06,255 --> 00:58:06,735
There you go.
1123
00:58:06,735 --> 00:58:17,246
All right, so at the end of the clip, they do a terrific sequence of the young keridine dipping, ducking, diving, dodging, flipping, and flopping around behind, over, and
1124
00:58:17,264 --> 00:58:29,744
below cars and a truly impressive bit of action he did before stealing the cop car and driving it off enough to where they can escape before tossing the keys and driving off. Holy fuck, chef's kiss for that sequence.
1125
00:58:29,744 --> 00:58:32,094
Yeah. That was uh that was sweet.
1126
00:58:32,112 --> 00:58:32,592
Ha ha ha.
1127
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:39,641
What's funny is I actually described the action as he did it on screen and I just put the word in there. So that's how I did it.
1128
00:58:39,824 --> 00:58:41,264
Good job. Good for you.
1129
00:58:41,264 --> 00:58:49,903
It cuts from this It cuts from this to the two guys in a crop duster like plane, which is more dialogue that will save my breath and our twelve club.
1130
00:58:52,688 --> 00:58:55,695
What is the entrance to the Thank you.
1131
00:58:55,695 --> 00:58:56,695
You haven't gotten her yet.
1132
00:58:56,751 --> 00:58:57,711
Not the shadow of the chance.
1133
00:58:57,711 --> 00:58:58,672
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1134
00:58:58,672 --> 00:58:59,152
Thank you.
1135
00:58:59,152 --> 00:59:00,112
Thank you.
1136
00:59:02,224 --> 00:59:02,704
Take me down.
1137
00:59:02,704 --> 00:59:16,143
Uh yeah, well as a matter of fact, Larry, I would like to dedicate my song to a very, very pretty young lady who lent me her guitar a while back when my my favorite blondie met with it. Unfortunately.
1138
00:59:17,711 --> 00:59:18,192
Up and planning
1139
00:59:18,192 --> 00:59:19,632
Planning for months
1140
00:59:20,592 --> 00:59:22,512
I can win it
1141
00:59:24,431 --> 00:59:26,141
What the hell are you trying to do, you
1142
00:59:26,992 --> 00:59:29,391
I'm gonna pull a thorn out of my side permanently.
1143
00:59:29,871 --> 00:59:31,672
Mr. Redskin, please.
1144
00:59:32,367 --> 00:59:35,664
[Silence]
1145
00:59:35,664 --> 00:59:37,583
Bye now, Furman.
1146
00:59:41,552 --> 00:59:42,512
Right, yeah.
1147
00:59:43,152 --> 00:59:55,152
End of the clip cuts to Carradine in the Ford going through unfinished and unpaved bypass highway land currently under construction. That is a shortcut to New York City. Do you remember when we built solid infrastructure? Wow, good times.
1148
00:59:55,152 --> 00:59:58,041
Nope. I don't actually remember that at all.
1149
00:59:58,063 --> 00:59:58,543
Anyway.
1150
00:59:58,543 --> 01:00:09,583
Anyway, the bad guy is on his tail and they are zooming past some really huge construction equipment that is just dangerous and fucking stupid, but cool as hell to watch.
1151
01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:10,063
Yeah.
1152
01:00:10,063 --> 01:00:10,653
Yeah.
1153
01:00:10,672 --> 01:00:11,632
It's big.
1154
01:00:11,632 --> 01:00:24,112
It's basically a demolition derby between the two cars trying to get to the city first. Plenty of ridiculous jumps and damage done to both vehicles, but it's a thumpin' good fucking time to watch. I'm not gonna describe it all. Watch this shit, it's fucking good.
1155
01:00:24,112 --> 01:00:28,463
Yeah. It's it's it's good shit. Get in get yourself involved.
1156
01:00:28,496 --> 01:00:43,385
A cop joins in, catches the black car the bad guy was in, who steals the cop's gun whenever he brings it too close to the window, throws the fucking cop to the ground, and then speeds off with the stolen gun. I mean, I hate the fact that it's the bad guy who did this, but that's still fucking cool.
1157
01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:45,807
Yeah, man, it's so nice. So...
1158
01:00:45,807 --> 01:00:59,440
Teridine comes up to an incomplete gap that is way too fucking high in the sky on the bypass. So he turns around. He has the bad guy shoot at him. So he turns right back around and goes for the jump at the bottom of that hill.
1159
01:00:59,503 --> 01:01:14,393
With the bad guy in hot pursuit, Carradine gets the speed up enough to completely bury the needle with the help of obvious movie magic. He makes the jump, but I don't care at this point because this is fun as fuck. This movie has built up so much.
1160
01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:24,016
Goodwill that Mat lines may have registered with me as the car lands, but that doesn't make me want it to be fully real. I'm just glad it looked cool enough and was that fucking fun.
1161
01:01:24,016 --> 01:01:25,936
Yeah, right. Good shit.
1162
01:01:25,936 --> 01:01:26,496
Yeah.
1163
01:01:26,512 --> 01:01:41,402
Having said that, the black car cannot gain speed because of the broken guitar headstock stuck under the cast pedal, so the bad guy skids out, curves to the side, and goes off the side of the unfinished skyline overpass and crashes.
1164
01:01:41,423 --> 01:01:50,063
To his death by fiery explosion. This actual crash was glorious, and everyone knows I love me some explosions in movies. So chef's kiss.
1165
01:01:50,063 --> 01:01:51,503
Chef's kiss.
1166
01:01:51,983 --> 01:01:56,253
This cuts to a chase between the harasser guy in the paid dragon.
1167
01:01:56,271 --> 01:02:11,101
Driving gig car and the cannonball fake out car with the girlfriend still in it. When a dude has a real problem with how he eats lifesavers, start setting up the dumbest and most elaborate shooting nest under a car hooked up.
1168
01:02:11,119 --> 01:02:15,440
Yeah.
1169
01:02:16,431 --> 01:02:17,391
Whatever.
1170
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,760
What I mean, what are you gonna do?
1171
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:28,880
He sets up and and murders the obsessed fan mechanic with an admittedly solid shot, but that sends the hired driver car
1172
01:02:29,039 --> 01:02:35,280
careening in terror and squashes the shooter dead whenever said jack falls out from under the car like they're known to fucking do. Yeah.
1173
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,159
Yeah,'cause I mean jacks are always gonna fall out of your car.
1174
01:02:38,159 --> 01:02:48,751
The cannonball car spins out and the girlfriend slides out to get road rash as the car flips over and explodes, as we saw in the beginning nightmare sequence before.
1175
01:02:48,751 --> 01:02:50,672
That looked painful.
1176
01:02:50,672 --> 01:02:58,782
The young couple comes upon and finds the injured woman, and they have some dialogue about her condition in our 13th clip.
1177
01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,280
Oh my god.
1178
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,903
My God. Oh my god!
1179
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:04,016
[Silence]
1180
01:03:05,007 --> 01:03:05,615
Put it in the car.
1181
01:03:05,744 --> 01:03:07,184
But isn't it dangerous to move her?
1182
01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:07,664
We have no choice.
1183
01:03:07,664 --> 01:03:08,143
I have no choice.
1184
01:03:08,143 --> 01:03:08,864
Okay.
1185
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:10,000
We gotta get her to a
1186
01:03:12,911 --> 01:03:15,791
Jim, should we go back? No, we gotta get this girl to the hospital and call the police.
1187
01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:16,382
Please.
1188
01:03:19,119 --> 01:03:34,010
As they were speeding off, they cause a truck to careen off the road and explode, which then starts a massive pile-up sequence. That is fucking insane. And seriously, you just have to watch this. I cannot describe this and give it justice at all. It's more cars piling up than
1189
01:03:34,032 --> 01:03:40,751
And I am willing to fucking count, and all of them exploded into a fucking inferno. No notes. That's how you fucking movie. Yeah.
1190
01:03:40,751 --> 01:03:43,152
movie. Yeah, that's that's that's how you do it.
1191
01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:47,871
The movie cuts from this to the hospital and our 14th clip.
1192
01:03:48,143 --> 01:03:49,583
She's okay and her family's being notified.
1193
01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:50,463
Staying out of time.
1194
01:03:50,512 --> 01:03:52,911
There's really nothing more you can do now. Why don't you go and get some rest?
1195
01:03:52,911 --> 01:03:53,871
Some rest.
1196
01:03:55,311 --> 01:03:56,271
Yeah, yeah.
1197
01:03:56,911 --> 01:03:57,391
It's fire.
1198
01:03:57,391 --> 01:03:58,831
Let's find ourselves in a hotel and get a little
1199
01:03:58,831 --> 01:03:59,791
Yeah.
1200
01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:01,231
I've had it, of course.
1201
01:04:01,679 --> 01:04:06,000
Jim, we've only got a few miles left to go. Let's finish the race. The race has been one.
1202
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,360
[Silence]
1203
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,199
Well how would it look you quit in a race right before the end?
1204
01:04:13,199 --> 01:04:15,119
For the finish.
1205
01:04:19,472 --> 01:04:26,672
Seriously, I'm rooting for these fucking kids. They waited till they made sure the lady was okay and then they just want to finish the race to finish the race because they made it this far.
1206
01:04:26,672 --> 01:04:29,552
Yeah, g give'em a quick pick me up, like cocaine.
1207
01:04:29,552 --> 01:04:30,032
Ha ha ha.
1208
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:32,400
Jersey this guy should do cocaine about it.
1209
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:38,159
This is the nineteen seventies. You know that doctor gave'em some fucking bennies'cause they were just handing out speed like it was nothing.
1210
01:04:38,159 --> 01:04:46,269
Yeah, definitely. But you know what? Uh the jokes on them, uh this kid as A D A D H D and just you know has been diet
1211
01:04:46,288 --> 01:04:53,487
diagnose'cause no one's figured it out back then. And uh so that uh all those uppers aren't gonna do shit except for make him concentrate really well.
1212
01:04:53,487 --> 01:04:55,887
Which is what he wants while he's driving. So Yeah.
1213
01:04:57,007 --> 01:05:11,418
At the end of the clip they cut back to even more cars piling up and exploding into balls of fire. And I am as giddy as can be and wondering why I enjoy such carnage and suffering like this. But I'm also not willing to put in the work on self reflection. So
1214
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:21,360
So I just go back to trying and failing to count how many fucking crashes continue to happen and smile as I laugh like Ron Swanson while doing it.
1215
01:05:24,047 --> 01:05:25,327
Ha ha ha!
1216
01:05:25,456 --> 01:05:26,896
Yeah. I mean of course.
1217
01:05:26,896 --> 01:05:30,255
Hopefully I remember to punch in a Ron Swanson giggle because that would be
1218
01:05:30,735 --> 01:05:35,056
Hehehehe Ha ha ha Ha ha ha!
1219
01:05:35,344 --> 01:05:50,233
At some point in the middle of it, Mary Warnoff drives up in her van and drives through the exploding mess of death, all the while cars continue to pile up around them and explode, and she navigates it, no problem, like she was raised in a Mad Max universe.
1220
01:05:50,255 --> 01:05:58,768
And just dropped here into this movie to do this race before going back to her dimension and ruling the fucking wasteland. She drives it that well, seriously.
1221
01:05:58,768 --> 01:05:59,728
Yeah.
1222
01:05:59,728 --> 01:06:00,688
Yeah.
1223
01:06:00,688 --> 01:06:01,168
Looks good.
1224
01:06:01,168 --> 01:06:09,847
Good. I know this is all done through the magic of editing, and I am probably being shown the same crashes from multiple angles to make it feel more dynamic.
1225
01:06:09,871 --> 01:06:24,731
and more awful than it was. And I don't care because it was done so well and super fun to watch. All of that shit happen all at once, even though they do it from all those angles. It no notes. These crashing pile-ups were horrific and really, really well done.
1226
01:06:24,751 --> 01:06:27,632
Oh yeah. I mean it was just excellent.
1227
01:06:27,632 --> 01:06:32,251
Mary makes it through and they cut to dialogue which is our fifteenth clip.
1228
01:06:32,496 --> 01:06:32,976
Hey, put on your uniform.
1229
01:06:32,976 --> 01:06:33,936
uniforms girl.
1230
01:06:34,896 --> 01:06:35,856
That is why.
1231
01:06:36,815 --> 01:06:37,775
The first ones.
1232
01:06:37,775 --> 01:06:39,695
Where is everybody?
1233
01:06:40,943 --> 01:06:43,920
According to my seat, this is Terry McMillan.
1234
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:44,880
And it's blazer.
1235
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,039
Yay!
1236
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:47,760
Congratulations.
1237
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:48,719
Congratulations, Mr. McMillan.
1238
01:06:48,719 --> 01:06:50,159
Thank you, thank you.
1239
01:06:50,159 --> 01:06:51,119
Well first, we made it.
1240
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:52,559
I knew we'd make it.
1241
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:53,519
A long hard race, but we have
1242
01:06:53,519 --> 01:06:56,400
[Silence]
1243
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,139
All the way.
1244
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,280
I think uh some champagne.
1245
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,719
Champagne's appropriate.
1246
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,320
Yeah.
1247
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,239
I think I left it on the plane.
1248
01:07:09,295 --> 01:07:10,255
You've been listening to it all across
1249
01:07:10,255 --> 01:07:11,695
All across the country is perfect.
1250
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:12,655
The water's erased over this emission.
1251
01:07:12,655 --> 01:07:13,615
over this America of ours.
1252
01:07:13,615 --> 01:07:14,096
Hermann.
1253
01:07:14,096 --> 01:07:16,496
Urban Waters in my racing heart.
1254
01:07:16,496 --> 01:07:24,186
As that awful song starts up again, we see the various participants pulling into New York and making their way into the Lincoln Tunnel. Real travelog kind of.
1255
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:35,248
Of shots from the air of all over the city, including Times Square and a bunch of other cool stuff. Within seven minutes left in the film, the ladies crash into a car trying to shortcut through an alley, and that starts a real
1256
01:07:35,248 --> 01:07:49,103
Road rage incident, and they are both stuck as fuck the way they got wedged into the alley from that collision. Carradine pulls in as the actual first car, and that means more dialogue and our final clip.
1257
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,327
[Silence]
1258
01:07:54,543 --> 01:07:55,983
What the hell are you doing here?
1259
01:07:55,983 --> 01:07:56,463
¡Ay no, ya que estaba aquí!
1260
01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:56,943
Don't get you on.
1261
01:07:56,943 --> 01:07:57,423
You are.
1262
01:07:57,423 --> 01:07:58,074
Thank you.
1263
01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:58,960
What happened to your car, kid?
1264
01:07:58,960 --> 01:07:59,920
Target.
1265
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:01,369
Thank you.
1266
01:08:01,615 --> 01:08:02,096
Does that mean I No
1267
01:08:02,096 --> 01:08:04,016
No, get in there and stand for your entrance ticket.
1268
01:08:04,016 --> 01:08:04,496
You
1269
01:08:04,496 --> 01:08:05,936
You are about to win your super race.
1270
01:08:05,936 --> 01:08:08,815
Mr. Buckman, tell us how you win the race.
1271
01:08:08,815 --> 01:08:09,775
I don't know.
1272
01:08:09,775 --> 01:08:10,735
Thank you.
1273
01:08:10,735 --> 01:08:13,135
Hey, look later with that stuff, will you? We ain't wanna race till we get that.
1274
01:08:13,135 --> 01:08:14,096
Do I get that ticket stamp?
1275
01:08:14,096 --> 01:08:16,015
Well I got it here someplace.
1276
01:08:16,528 --> 01:08:17,488
Amen.
1277
01:08:17,967 --> 01:08:20,368
How did you avoid the big pile of Canon Ball? What pylog?
1278
01:08:20,368 --> 01:08:23,728
It was nothing a couple of cars on the jersey trackback. It was really nothing.
1279
01:08:23,728 --> 01:08:24,688
You call 17.
1280
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:26,608
감사합니다.
1281
01:08:27,087 --> 01:08:28,047
It was a red trans.
1282
01:08:28,047 --> 01:08:29,488
We thought it was you at first.
1283
01:08:29,904 --> 01:08:32,783
Well, Linda and Zippo are in that car. Benny, what the hell's going on?
1284
01:08:32,783 --> 01:08:34,423
Yeah, fine. Come on, will you?
1285
01:08:34,511 --> 01:08:41,310
I saw the whole thing from the copter. I'm afraid the driver bought the farm. Somebody picked the girl up, must have taken her to a hospital. What hospital?
1286
01:08:41,328 --> 01:08:43,728
St. Paul's, Glennfield, New Jersey. How do I get there?
1287
01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:44,207
Okay.
1288
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,167
Cut!
1289
01:08:45,551 --> 01:08:46,511
Wait any, what the hell is it?
1290
01:08:46,511 --> 01:08:46,990
What the hell is it?
1291
01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:47,470
Just
1292
01:08:47,470 --> 01:08:47,951
Just then.
1293
01:08:47,951 --> 01:08:48,911
Just there to think it, will you? Come on.
1294
01:08:48,911 --> 01:08:50,140
Come on.
1295
01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:53,136
I posted a lot of ass for you today.
1296
01:08:53,136 --> 01:08:54,095
Who's that thinking?
1297
01:08:54,095 --> 01:08:55,225
That if you bust for me.
1298
01:08:55,376 --> 01:08:55,855
Yeah.
1299
01:08:55,855 --> 01:08:59,216
[Silence]
1300
01:09:00,912 --> 01:09:02,351
It was you that blew up the German driver, wasn't it?
1301
01:09:02,351 --> 01:09:05,712
When you stamp the goddamn ticket, you haven't won a race to stamp the ticket.
1302
01:09:05,712 --> 01:09:06,671
I've won the race.
1303
01:09:06,671 --> 01:09:10,511
Cory, this is important to me. It's not just the money. My life is on the line.
1304
01:09:13,167 --> 01:09:15,087
Keep this as a souvenir of Zippo.
1305
01:09:15,344 --> 01:09:18,000
If you want it stamped, stamp it yourself.
1306
01:09:18,127 --> 01:09:19,823
How do I get to the hospital?
1307
01:09:20,047 --> 01:09:21,551
Come on, Corey. I'll take it.
1308
01:09:21,967 --> 01:09:22,927
We got a lot to talk about.
1309
01:09:22,927 --> 01:09:23,738
Thank you.
1310
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:26,768
Well, Benny, you and I have a lot to talk about too.
1311
01:09:27,470 --> 01:09:28,430
Let's conduct Mr. Buckham.
1312
01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:29,871
Mm-hmm.
1313
01:09:29,871 --> 01:09:31,310
Boy, two nine winners in a row.
1314
01:09:31,310 --> 01:09:33,296
Yeah. Yeah. Summer.
1315
01:09:33,296 --> 01:09:34,256
Right.
1316
01:09:38,256 --> 01:09:39,216
ご視聴ありがとうございました
1317
01:09:40,015 --> 01:09:41,935
Why? W what we come in third? Fourth.
1318
01:09:41,935 --> 01:09:42,414
You are the winner!
1319
01:09:42,414 --> 01:09:43,375
the winners. Congratulations.
1320
01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:45,295
Congratulate.
1321
01:09:45,295 --> 01:09:47,694
We won! We won!
1322
01:09:47,694 --> 01:09:49,135
Whoa!
1323
01:09:49,264 --> 01:09:50,703
Doc monitor.
1324
01:09:54,319 --> 01:09:55,279
Doctor Acker?
1325
01:09:55,568 --> 01:09:56,047
Yeah.
1326
01:09:56,047 --> 01:09:57,007
I'm roaming out.
1327
01:09:57,007 --> 01:09:58,078
So I can't.
1328
01:09:58,127 --> 01:10:00,528
They didn't have anything in a king size bit.
1329
01:10:02,127 --> 01:10:03,087
I better take the oil.
1330
01:10:03,087 --> 01:10:17,018
At the end of the clip, the delivery of the hired driver car happens, which is that better change your oil phrase that you hear at the very end of the clip. The look on the couple's face is fucking hilarious. And that dude struts off just as funky as the
1331
01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:22,329
[Silence]
1332
01:10:23,087 --> 01:10:24,528
Fucking sucks!
1333
01:10:24,528 --> 01:10:25,967
I still think that's really harsh.
1334
01:10:25,967 --> 01:10:30,032
Yeah, I mean it feels Real mean.
1335
01:10:30,032 --> 01:10:31,952
Really unnecessarily mean, yeah.
1336
01:10:31,952 --> 01:10:36,752
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think that's that's definitely your fault. Um
1337
01:10:37,231 --> 01:10:45,904
Man, this film was fucking great. I gotta say, I really love the work that they did for the kids to become the winners. I thought that was a really cool idea. It it
1338
01:10:46,384 --> 01:10:58,333
It worked for me. I totally was like ready for it and it I popped. Like I was like, oh, right. They won, they did all of the right stuff. They made all the right decisions. They helped everyone. They did exactly the kind of thing that you would want someone
1339
01:10:58,351 --> 01:11:13,181
to do when they're on the road and like, you know, w come across someone that's been hurt. They go out of their way to take that woman to the hospital. They try to help the guy stay awake even though he's their competition and they could have just passed him and let him crash. Right. Like every choice that
1340
01:11:13,199 --> 01:11:28,029
you would hope someone would make and do the right thing. This couple does, and then through some kind of like movie magic karma, they end up winning and they get to have all of their dreams come true. And like the guy really seems like he wants power, but at the same time it feels like he
1341
01:11:28,047 --> 01:11:39,568
He effectively is just like, well, I don't have to worry about taking care of you if I can become president. So maybe he's just like doing this pipe dream thing. Maybe they will just buy a house with the money in Hawaii and go live and be happy. Like, I hope so.
1342
01:11:39,568 --> 01:11:40,528
I hope so. That would be nice. Yeah.
1343
01:11:40,528 --> 01:11:41,967
Yeah, I w you know I hope that that's
1344
01:11:41,967 --> 01:11:48,431
I'm hoping for a nice little You know, that they're all gonna be uh you know, they they're gonna have all happy endings.
1345
01:11:48,431 --> 01:11:59,002
Right. And we also get to see that David Carradine is with his lady. He finds out what's important and he was fast enough and he's the only guy that survived. So if it was him
1346
01:11:59,024 --> 01:12:12,734
him and the other guy competing for that racing job. Carate now has a racing job at the end of this too. So he's gonna be okay. His lady doesn't have to worry about him anymore because now he's gonna be racing professionally and legally in controlled environments that he'll be more safe.
1347
01:12:12,752 --> 01:12:18,703
Yes. And he and he'll be everything's gonna be just fine for David Carradine now. So everything
1348
01:12:18,703 --> 01:12:26,863
Everybody you want to have something good happen happens. And even the people that I hate but I didn't want to have them die, they get kicked out of the car before death. So they're okay.
1349
01:12:26,863 --> 01:12:30,576
Yeah. And uh we saw cops get fucked with, so
1350
01:12:30,576 --> 01:12:40,655
So many cops fucked with in both of these movies, both last week and this week, and I'm here for it all day. And I'm loving these fucking rogue roadmaster movies that we're watching with these cards.
1351
01:12:40,655 --> 01:12:46,927
I know, I'm loving these things. Just from a simpler time where there weren't flock cameras everywhere.
1352
01:12:47,408 --> 01:12:56,047
When we weren't being watched constantly and wondering what's gonna fucking happen and when we're terrified of what we can and can't say on a podcast because it may be listened to. Yeah.
1353
01:12:56,047 --> 01:13:02,224
Yeah, I know, right? And and and maybe not even by people, but by like AI and shit.
1354
01:13:02,319 --> 01:13:03,471
Yeah.
1355
01:13:03,536 --> 01:13:04,975
Welcome to the surveillance state, my man.
1356
01:13:04,975 --> 01:13:05,456
My man.
1357
01:13:05,456 --> 01:13:08,815
Yeah, in nineteen eighty four. I didn't know they were using that as a playbook.
1358
01:13:08,815 --> 01:13:09,296
Yeah.
1359
01:13:09,296 --> 01:13:09,815
Ha ha ha.
1360
01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:14,351
Oh fuck it. Well, do you have anything nice to say about the movie or are we just gonna complain about it?
1361
01:13:14,351 --> 01:13:25,904
I I'm I've uh nice to say I loved it. I find loved it. Loved the cars in it. Uh good muscle cars, good racing, good action. Uh acting was d fine enough for this movie.
1362
01:13:25,904 --> 01:13:42,192
The only thing that was fantastical and not believable was that jump of the gap in that like skyline overpass. But the way that they pulled it off, it made Yeah.
1363
01:13:42,192 --> 01:13:42,671
Yeah.
1364
01:13:42,671 --> 01:13:54,622
And it was just kind of movie magic that got him across. And you do see how they did the edit, you do see the seam on how he lands on the other side and how they did a s less significant jump just to have the car land.
1365
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:59,920
And then they just kind of edited it in to look like he was landing on the other side of the overpass.
1366
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:00,880
Yeah.
1367
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:09,470
And really that was the only thing that was fantastical and not actually done by a car. Everything else, it did not look like it was editing to make like make.
1368
01:14:09,488 --> 01:14:24,318
it look like it was more severe, other than they may have done the editing to make there look like there were more cars piling up, which I'm totally fine with. That gimmick was working. All those multiple angles of those cars crashing, I couldn't get enough of that. It would just it just
1369
01:14:24,336 --> 01:14:35,376
No. It it even though it kept going, it felt like I was seeing more and more different crashes every time and it tricked my brain and I was really like, Holy shit, how many cars are they crashing here?
1370
01:14:35,376 --> 01:14:36,336
Yeah.
1371
01:14:36,336 --> 01:14:39,166
You know, especially like the Mor Mary Warnoff sequence.
1372
01:14:39,184 --> 01:14:54,014
She's literally like, or whoever's driving that van through that section, if it is her or if it's a stunt driver, you see in a wide shot where it's just like cars lined up for them to zipzag through, and then they have edits where there's smoke everywhere and they can't see in the
1373
01:14:54,032 --> 01:15:08,862
the car, but that doesn't mean that they're turning through those cars or there's any cars piling up in that. They just edit it so back and back and forth so well that it makes it feel like they're escaping pile ups as it just keeps building up and she's swerving as the pileups change.
1374
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:21,840
The turns and everything. It's so well edited. I just have to point that out. Like'cause I mean, like after I see that wide shot, I'm like, oh, clearly that wasn't as many cars as they made it look like as that was happening. So chef's kiss to how well done that was.
1375
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,207
was again beautiful yeah beautiful
1376
01:15:24,207 --> 01:15:30,847
Yeah, like and I'm actually not going overboard blowing the film. Like that's just all stuff that happened that was really well done.
1377
01:15:31,408 --> 01:15:32,368
Yeah.
1378
01:15:33,264 --> 01:15:37,104
You did it well. And uh like I said, you were gonna blow this movie.
1379
01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:37,583
And
1380
01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:40,384
And you you definitely throated it.
1381
01:15:40,528 --> 01:15:45,328
Maybe that's why I'm so hoarse. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm hitting my vape way more than I fucking should have.
1382
01:15:45,328 --> 01:15:45,807
No, no.
1383
01:15:45,807 --> 01:15:49,167
Oh no, it's'cause this movie has slid all the way down.
1384
01:15:49,648 --> 01:15:53,967
Uh with that why don't we go ahead and close out this fucking show, my man.
1385
01:15:53,967 --> 01:15:54,448
That'll be for the best.
1386
01:15:54,448 --> 01:16:02,960
For the best. All right. So we're going to take the break here. We're going to play the show housekeeping. And when we come back, we'll have a song that quite literally will be created right before I fucking edit this show.
1387
01:16:03,024 --> 01:16:16,283
Hopefully it will in some way, shape, or form match the theme of the s the movie or tell somewhat of the plot line of the movie, or at least in some way, shape or form have some lyrics that rhyme that also have something to do with the movie, but if not Uh it is what it is exactly.
1388
01:16:16,847 --> 01:16:19,247
Yeah, I better think.
1389
01:16:21,488 --> 01:16:22,671
No, I th I've got it too.
1390
01:16:23,152 --> 01:16:26,511
All right, so we'll find out after we get done with this.
1391
01:16:26,511 --> 01:16:38,042
If you've decided you can't get enough of the show and would like to check out more of it, we're available at LegionPodcasts.com Just do a quick search for Cinema Psyops or just enter this entire URL into your browser, www.
1392
01:16:38,064 --> 01:16:43,344
dot LegionPodcasts.com/ cinema dash psyops dash podcast. Also available
1393
01:16:43,344 --> 01:16:52,894
along with all of the fellow Legionneers on the Legion Discord chat. And now let's give you a rundown of the memes and how you're going to get them through Cinema Psyops. The easiest place to go
1394
01:16:52,912 --> 01:17:07,742
is to subscribe to our Instagram feed, which is our main meme repository at cinema underscore psyops, or you could also follow the Facebook page of Cinema Psyops because they are immediately posted there after they get posted.
1395
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:22,590
To the Instagram repository. And you can also check out the Facebook group of cinema psyops and the memes are shared there. I am available on Facebook as Court Psyops because the memes are also shared there as well. Thanks for listening to the show. I still can't believe it.
1396
01:17:22,608 --> 01:17:25,967
that you're subscribed to us or here every week just like us.
1397
01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:45,680
[Music]
1398
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:53,104
Continental race, no fear It is Red Pontiac, zooming through the night The roll-offs is girl.
1399
01:17:53,104 --> 01:17:53,583
Girl nervous!
1400
01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:57,344
Nervous holds on tides, simple by side.
1401
01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:02,703
Fixing the machine, fuelin' up the dreams, racing for the sea.
1402
01:18:02,703 --> 01:18:13,680
Hold on tight, we're burning bright Cannonball is racing, ready to ignite in the line.
1403
01:18:14,224 --> 01:18:19,984
[Music]
1404
01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:26,863
Lurk and rivals in his way Dirty tricks in action, time to seize the day.
1405
01:18:26,863 --> 01:18:30,224
Benny's deaths and shadows plans in the dark
1406
01:18:31,311 --> 01:18:41,648
Explosions lighting up the race with a spark Curvin's dreams are stalling, will he take them bright? Campbell is racing, ready to ignite
1407
01:18:41,648 --> 01:18:50,064
[Music]
1408
01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:58,159
We'll find a way with Linda by my side, we'll never sway In the heat of the battle we stand as one
1409
01:18:58,159 --> 01:18:58,640
One
1410
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:04,220
Chasing down the dream until the race is done Hold on tight!
1411
01:19:04,271 --> 01:19:07,631
All right, well hopefully you didn't oversell and promise more than what you should have.
1412
01:19:07,631 --> 01:19:11,952
I know I didn't. I know I didn't I bet it was the best thing that's ever happened on podcasts, ever.
1413
01:19:11,952 --> 01:19:13,872
Well that I know for sure is not true.
1414
01:19:13,872 --> 01:19:26,863
That's a guarantee. That's a Matt Sayop guarantee. The greatest thing that ever happened in the history of podcasting was that song that Tort just chose. Tort did an excellent job. Remember he did all the work.
1415
01:19:26,863 --> 01:19:27,354
Thank you.
1416
01:19:27,376 --> 01:19:32,560
So if you have any problems then you have to talk to court. But I guarantee that that was the best thing that's ever happened.
1417
01:19:32,688 --> 01:19:39,408
I see how what this is. This is just once again another one of those group projects in school that you just fucking assign your name to and do nothing.
1418
01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:39,887
Yeah.
1419
01:19:39,887 --> 01:19:47,568
Exactly. Although I also make sure everyone knows you did all the work so that if it is bad, they blame you for it, not me.
1420
01:19:47,568 --> 01:19:49,967
Yeah, I I fucking get that. Thanks for that.
1421
01:19:49,967 --> 01:19:53,328
You're welcome. I'm I'm glad we all figured this out together.
1422
01:19:53,328 --> 01:20:02,000
Well together. While you're out there blaming me for your distrust, distaste, and disdain for the music that happened, I guess kick the fuck out of this week and make it your bitch.
1423
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,840
I'm shining.
1424
01:20:05,104 --> 01:20:07,152
[Music]
1425
01:20:08,144 --> 01:20:13,423
Let the rubber burn Transcontinental, it's his turn.
1426
01:20:13,695 --> 01:20:26,735
[Music]
1427
01:20:26,735 --> 01:20:28,368
Tryna take him down.
1428
01:20:28,815 --> 01:20:33,615
In pursuit, he's got to wear the crown Sinbils disguise planning to deceive.
1429
01:20:33,615 --> 01:20:34,095
Receive.
1430
01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:41,296
They'll be racing hard, no time to breathe. Chaos in the pits, smoke fills the air, Haze that's putting
1431
01:20:41,296 --> 01:20:42,525
What in the L did this?
1432
01:20:44,079 --> 01:20:49,359
Let the rubber burn Transcontinental, it's his turn.
1433
01:20:49,488 --> 01:21:02,863
[Music]
1434
01:21:02,863 --> 01:21:06,703
Justice for life, living this path, got nowhere to hide.
1435
01:21:07,184 --> 01:21:09,823
Alright, awesome. Give me a second.
1436
01:21:11,823 --> 01:21:13,743
Recording in progress.
1437
01:21:13,743 --> 01:21:14,703
Right.
1438
01:21:15,184 --> 01:21:18,064
And we get this up. Sorry, I'm just trying to get all my shit together.
1439
01:21:18,064 --> 01:21:19,024
All right.
1440
01:21:19,024 --> 01:21:23,823
Alright, uh that's recording. Okay. Alright, talk for me one more time.
1441
01:21:23,823 --> 01:21:30,576
And yeah, okay. Where everything looks good so far, and I'm at least recording on Zoom as a backup, so I think we're ready to rock if you are.
1442
01:21:30,576 --> 01:21:31,895
I'm ready to go.
1443
01:21:32,047 --> 01:21:35,408
I need to turn my volume down just a little bit, but not too much, so it's too...
1444
01:21:35,408 --> 01:21:35,887
Uh
1445
01:21:35,887 --> 01:21:38,287
Alright. Can you talk again real quick? I'm gonna play something.
1446
01:21:38,287 --> 01:21:40,318
Yeah, it's dying.
1447
01:21:40,336 --> 01:21:41,296
Can you hear that stuff?
1448
01:21:41,615 --> 01:21:43,055
I didn't see ya. Yep. Okay. You called three.
1449
01:21:43,055 --> 01:21:44,345
Three, two, one.
1450
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:45,039
Like to drive a lot.
1451
01:21:45,039 --> 01:21:48,880
It's like a sentence. A sentence.
1452
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:49,840
This race is very important to you.
1453
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,279
That's how we gonna be doing this show.
1454
01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:53,079
That's what I mean. Yes, I understand.
1455
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:54,640
Yeah.
1456
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:59,439
A lot of this was like four and five minutes of screen time condensed down with all the car howling removed and stuff.
1457
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:00,399
Uh.
1458
01:22:00,399 --> 01:22:03,279
For the reving removed.
1459
01:22:03,279 --> 01:22:04,890
performances too, man.
1460
01:22:08,463 --> 01:22:09,904
I mean why not?
1461
01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:12,079
I'll tell you why I did because I didn't want to fucking describe it.
1462
01:22:12,079 --> 01:22:14,960
Well of course. Jesus Christ, that sounds like a lot.
1463
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,760
Sounds like a lot of work, and I'm not into it.
1464
01:22:19,279 --> 01:22:20,239
I'm back in the car.
1465
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:24,000
Stupid American cards.
1466
01:22:25,488 --> 01:22:26,384
Dare you?
1467
01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:27,920
That isn't cold.
1468
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:31,479
I mean nowadays, no, you're probably right, but how dare you
1469
01:22:32,176 --> 01:22:32,655
The safety cut.
1470
01:22:32,655 --> 01:22:33,136
That red pants.
1471
01:22:33,136 --> 01:22:34,095
Red Panther.
1472
01:22:34,576 --> 01:22:36,975
You're not having a stroke, I'm jumping around.
1473
01:22:36,975 --> 01:22:37,456
Ja.
1474
01:22:37,456 --> 01:22:40,815
But if you are it's not the audio that's making you think it
1475
01:22:40,815 --> 01:22:41,296
It's ruined.
1476
01:22:41,296 --> 01:22:41,775
And
1477
01:22:41,775 --> 01:22:43,695
And stroking out over here, man.
1478
01:22:43,695 --> 01:22:44,655
Yeah.
1479
01:22:47,536 --> 01:22:48,463
Son of a bitch.
1480
01:22:48,591 --> 01:22:49,072
Where the hell?
1481
01:22:49,072 --> 01:22:50,032
Then we
1482
01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:51,952
Now I'm gonna jump around on this too.
1483
01:22:51,952 --> 01:22:52,431
Really?
1484
01:22:52,431 --> 01:22:53,391
Thank you.
1485
01:22:53,391 --> 01:22:54,351
Were you in the car that we're going to do?
1486
01:22:54,351 --> 01:23:01,296
Oh this is when uh Zippo starts talking about how obsessed he is with fucking Koya and it's really fucking creepy.
1487
01:23:01,296 --> 01:23:02,206
Right, buddy.
1488
01:23:02,671 --> 01:23:03,152
Yeah.
1489
01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:04,591
That was really fucking creepy.
1490
01:23:04,591 --> 01:23:05,072
That's all right.
1491
01:23:05,072 --> 01:23:06,032
That's good.
1492
01:23:06,032 --> 01:23:07,952
[Silence]
1493
01:23:07,952 --> 01:23:08,912
Yeah.
1494
01:23:08,912 --> 01:23:11,311
[Silence]
1495
01:23:11,311 --> 01:23:12,752
We need a cop.
1496
01:23:13,007 --> 01:23:14,319
Three, two, one.
1497
01:23:14,416 --> 01:23:17,296
You're no cock warrior, huh? Friend of Cade Redmond's, huh?
1498
01:23:17,775 --> 01:23:21,136
I don't want him to get beat up because he's not actually a cough.
1499
01:23:21,615 --> 01:23:22,095
It's a good one.
1500
01:23:22,095 --> 01:23:22,576
I mean.
1501
01:23:22,576 --> 01:23:24,015
Lawyers are not happy about that.
1502
01:23:24,015 --> 01:23:27,855
Like Harry, we're getting a few. You know what? The lawyers need to just be calm.
1503
01:23:27,855 --> 01:23:28,336
Спасибо.
1504
01:23:28,336 --> 01:23:29,807
All right, this is less than two minutes.
1505
01:23:29,807 --> 01:23:30,847
Yeah.
1506
01:23:30,863 --> 01:23:32,304
I was lightweight. Full like a bull.
1507
01:23:32,304 --> 01:23:32,783
Boy, yeah.
1508
01:23:32,783 --> 01:23:33,743
In a hurry, but I'm not in the
1509
01:23:36,144 --> 01:23:37,104
Yeah.
1510
01:23:37,104 --> 01:23:37,583
Yeah.
1511
01:23:37,583 --> 01:23:40,463
I hate the world, but not that no I do hate the world.
1512
01:23:40,463 --> 01:23:43,344
He was alone, goddammit.
1513
01:23:43,344 --> 01:23:46,735
Despite how the world has hurt me, Matt, I still find reasons to love it.
1514
01:23:46,735 --> 01:23:47,216
Love it.
1515
01:23:47,216 --> 01:23:48,176
Really?
1516
01:23:48,176 --> 01:23:49,145
Kind of long.
1517
01:23:49,359 --> 01:23:50,319
This is full in command.
1518
01:23:50,319 --> 01:23:51,069
Command.
1519
01:23:52,207 --> 01:23:53,648
Yeah, this is command.
1520
01:23:53,648 --> 01:23:57,488
No, I'm just angry all the time and it does no good anymore.
1521
01:23:57,488 --> 01:23:57,967
About it.
1522
01:23:57,967 --> 01:23:58,927
Are you the hulk?
1523
01:23:58,927 --> 01:23:59,408
Road is the other end.
1524
01:23:59,408 --> 01:24:06,137
It's my secret moment. I literally am in a low grade rage every fucking moment of every day.
1525
01:24:06,159 --> 01:24:09,520
Everyone asked me how I could drink so much is just my secret. I'm always drunk.
1526
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:10,960
Yeah, sorry about that.
1527
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:13,840
Hardest working liver this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you that.
1528
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,680
They aver sober and I tell them why and how would I ever
1529
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,930
Yeah, right.
1530
01:24:20,944 --> 01:24:22,863
Why do I need to fucking think about this?
1531
01:24:22,863 --> 01:24:23,823
about this shit.
1532
01:24:24,304 --> 01:24:27,663
You don't drink to forget, you drink to not remember.
1533
01:24:27,663 --> 01:24:28,144
I drink.
1534
01:24:28,144 --> 01:24:30,543
I drink no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1535
01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:32,463
That's what I'm saying, to not remember.
1536
01:24:32,463 --> 01:24:33,054
Yeah.
1537
01:24:33,231 --> 01:24:38,511
Don't let's not pretend me and some other worthless alcoholic are the same. I'm built different.
1538
01:24:38,511 --> 01:24:41,981
Oh that was a harsh hit.
1539
01:24:42,543 --> 01:24:43,503
Don't lie first.
1540
01:24:44,944 --> 01:24:48,304
[Silence]
1541
01:24:48,304 --> 01:24:50,703
They late I don't like locking.
1542
01:24:53,551 --> 01:24:54,032
Oh Jesus!
1543
01:24:54,032 --> 01:24:57,872
I don't like sloppy night mother. Sloppy. Make it sloppy, motherfucker.
1544
01:24:57,872 --> 01:24:59,311
I never really talked.
1545
01:24:59,311 --> 01:25:03,671
Paul Bartel's performance is the one that I definitely didn't want to cut out.
1546
01:25:04,047 --> 01:25:06,927
'Cause while they're beating up Dick Miller's character, it's fucking great.
1547
01:25:07,887 --> 01:25:08,368
Down.
1548
01:25:08,368 --> 01:25:13,648
Yeah, so the guy with the sort of bozo fro like I have if I don't shave my head.
1549
01:25:13,648 --> 01:25:21,359
Yeah. That plays the piano and is the main boss that was always getting Dick Miller like beat up or threatened. That's the guy who directed this film, Plum Bar Plant.
1550
01:25:21,359 --> 01:25:21,840
Well, yeah.
1551
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,199
He must have been like, Fuck you dick Miller.
1552
01:25:25,551 --> 01:25:30,351
Not since the fucking animal house have I been so happy to hear guitars get destroyed.
1553
01:25:30,351 --> 01:25:31,311
Destroy.
1554
01:25:31,311 --> 01:25:34,192
[Silence]
1555
01:25:34,192 --> 01:25:35,192
Excuse you.
1556
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:38,159
But cherry.
1557
01:25:38,159 --> 01:25:38,640
Jerry
1558
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:40,079
Sorry.
1559
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,039
Stop.
1560
01:25:43,247 --> 01:25:44,688
I had to at least finish it.
1561
01:25:44,688 --> 01:25:45,167
Be careful.
1562
01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:48,047
It's actually not the worst you fucking sank, but it still offends me.
1563
01:25:48,047 --> 01:25:49,007
I know right.
1564
01:25:49,007 --> 01:25:49,967
Drive down the middle, go up.
1565
01:25:49,967 --> 01:25:50,927
It wasn't too bad, was it?
1566
01:25:50,927 --> 01:25:51,408
Gracias.
1567
01:25:51,408 --> 01:25:51,887
Six.
1568
01:25:51,887 --> 01:25:55,247
Sixty percent of white guys can sing like that to try and get like
1569
01:25:55,728 --> 01:26:00,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never tried to use it to get late though. I I didn't feel like it that that was appropriate.
1570
01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:03,920
Nor should you at all. No. No, no, no, that's done.
1571
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,319
Definitely not now because you know it's
1572
01:26:06,319 --> 01:26:06,800
Fucking Mary P.
1573
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:09,199
Mary been she won't buy any of that.
1574
01:26:10,351 --> 01:26:11,311
Uh
1575
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:17,072
Okay. I'm trying to yeah, no, I'm trying to figure out my fucking notes here at autoc. So give me a second. Yeah, it sounded like I struck that.
1576
01:26:17,072 --> 01:26:18,511
Yeah, go ahead, fucking
1577
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:21,039
How you doing here?
1578
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:22,960
I need a doctor.
1579
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:26,256
Here. Fuck it's weird.
1580
01:26:26,256 --> 01:26:27,216
Yeah.
1581
01:26:28,655 --> 01:26:32,015
Honestly at this point, I think that our audience is like
1582
01:26:32,015 --> 01:26:36,336
Cool with it. Because we are so open to like everybody's things, so
1583
01:26:36,336 --> 01:26:36,815
Yeah.
1584
01:26:36,815 --> 01:26:39,706
You know, like I would hope that they would return that for
1585
01:26:40,207 --> 01:26:40,688
Yeah, right.
1586
01:26:40,688 --> 01:26:42,127
Yeah, right.
1587
01:26:42,127 --> 01:26:42,608
I got the red.
1588
01:26:42,608 --> 01:26:43,087
I got the red trans.
1589
01:26:43,087 --> 01:26:43,568
What I wonder.
1590
01:26:43,568 --> 01:26:47,408
What I wonder is like how many of them think we're kidding and how many of them think we're serious.
1591
01:26:47,408 --> 01:26:48,368
Weird lower.
1592
01:26:48,368 --> 01:26:50,287
Where the hell do you get those? Where is that?
1593
01:26:50,287 --> 01:26:55,536
Think that that is definitely the one thing we're we we gotta try to push is making them really wonder how fucked up we are.
1594
01:26:55,536 --> 01:26:56,975
Yeah, yeah.
1595
01:26:57,456 --> 01:26:59,376
I don't think we really have to work that hard to push it, my friend.
1596
01:26:59,376 --> 01:27:01,695
No, I don't think so either.
1597
01:27:02,287 --> 01:27:06,747
Yeah, I'm gonna start jumping around this as long as shit.
1598
01:27:09,967 --> 01:27:11,887
To dedicate my song to look.
1599
01:27:13,328 --> 01:27:14,768
His eldest is
1600
01:27:14,768 --> 01:27:16,207
Yeah.
1601
01:27:16,207 --> 01:27:16,688
My favorite.
1602
01:27:16,688 --> 01:27:18,127
Well, thank you very much.
1603
01:27:18,127 --> 01:27:28,783
This motherfucker actually can play and perform. Like he was amazing in Phantom of the Paradise's beef. He actually is And that's what bugs me I think the most about how terrible it is in this
1604
01:27:28,783 --> 01:27:30,703
You're like, why the fuck?
1605
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:34,800
Oh my god. Yes, oh my god.
1606
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:35,579
Продолжение следует...
1607
01:27:35,887 --> 01:27:39,247
But isn't it dangerous? I know you're not used to hearing a woman say oh my god.
1608
01:27:39,247 --> 01:27:39,728
We gotta get her to.
1609
01:27:39,728 --> 01:27:41,337
To a hospital quick.
1610
01:27:41,807 --> 01:27:45,648
Actually that's a lie. I am used to it. It's usually Oh my god, you're already done?
1611
01:27:45,648 --> 01:27:46,127
Please.
1612
01:27:46,127 --> 01:27:47,568
Or you're already done.
1613
01:27:47,568 --> 01:27:48,528
Oh my god.
1614
01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:49,807
Oh my god.
1615
01:27:49,807 --> 01:27:51,728
They're like super disappointed in you. That's the only thing.
1616
01:27:51,728 --> 01:27:52,688
Can you warn me next time?
1617
01:27:52,688 --> 01:27:53,648
Next Tony.
1618
01:27:54,095 --> 01:27:55,055
Alright, clip's done.
1619
01:27:55,055 --> 01:27:55,536
Place is a fucking
1620
01:27:55,536 --> 01:27:56,496
It's a fucking mess.
1621
01:27:58,735 --> 01:28:02,095
K Red man's lurking rivals in his way.
1622
01:28:02,351 --> 01:28:05,712
Dirty tricks in action, time to seize the day.
1623
01:28:05,712 --> 01:28:09,072
Benny's deaths and shadows plans in the dark
1624
01:28:09,775 --> 01:28:20,463
Explosions lighting up the race with a spark Curvus dreams are stallin', will he take them bride? Candball is racing, ready to ignite
1625
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:27,408
[Music]
1626
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:33,872
We'll find a way With Linda by my side will never sway.
1627
01:28:34,127 --> 01:28:47,855
In the heat of the battle we stand as one Chasing down the dream until the race is done Hold on tight, we're burning bright cannonball is racing, ready to ignite
1628
01:28:47,855 --> 01:28:48,475
Bye.
1629
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:52,399
Crossing the line. Woo!
1630
01:28:52,496 --> 01:28:55,807
[Music]
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I also make sure everyone knows you did all the work so that if it is bad, they blame you for it, not me.
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Yeah, I I fucking get that. Thanks for that.
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You're welcome. I'm I'm glad we all figured this out. Well together.
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Well together. While you're out there blaming me for your distrust, distaste, and disdain for the music that happened, I guess kick the fuck out of this week and make it your bitch.
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Mm-hmm.
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I deserve you!
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Show people short, but still feels long.
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Just two middle eggs, bro.
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Stipper style sucks, this show still fucking sucks. Just too many late for us trying to do a show Virtue singling, how they're so walk Zip and Style sucks, this podcast sucks, Simple Style sucks.
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This show still fucking sucks!
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And welcome to the five hundred forty third episode of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Cort, the guy that's gonna be doing the notes this week for the movie Cannonball from nineteen seventy six, and my co host.
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My co-host Duke.
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host who claims to have seen this film before watching it for this show is Matt
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I don't think I saw this.
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Do you remember saying, Oh, but I remember Cannonball, it's a great movie. You do remember
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Yeah, yeah, no, I remember saying that. I I I think I was singing Cannibal Run. Yeah.
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Yeah, you were probably thinking cannonball run, which I told you is what you were probably thinking.
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Yes, yes, yes. But you know what? Fuck off.
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What if I was wrong?
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Wrong. We're gonna cover Cannonball Run. It's still a car chase movie as far as I'm concerned. And the plot line for Cannonball and Cannonball Run are not very dissimilar. As a matter of fact, a lot of the car chase movies we're gonna be covering are gonna be cross-country.
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So that's that. It's just we're gonna be having cross country races and it's going to be a thing.
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It's a thing.
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It's definitely a thing. Yeah, it's definitely a thing.
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It's a thing.
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We've kind of talked around about it a little bit, so we can get in just a little bit more before we actually do cover it. This is one hundred percent a cross country race where the winner gets like a hundred thousand dollars in nineteen seventy six money.
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So yeah. I mean that's pretty impressive, I suppose.
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Uh in nineteen seventy six money. I mean, that was more than enough to buy like two or three houses, I think, back then.
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Yeah, um that that would have been a lot, yeah.
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Yeah, so it's not a a small sum of money, but what I was getting at is this is a Paul Bartel film. It was made in the Roger Corman camp. There is a shit ton of Roger Corman.
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Actors and directors that appear in spots in this because that's what Paul Bartell loves to do in his films.
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And this may be my favorite Paul Bartell film.
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Ever. Uh and he directed a lot of really cool ones, especially some really like sleaze ball race movies like this one, right? Like he's done a lot of really
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type of movies like Eating Rebel as well. Uh Paul Bartel is incredible. I'm just a huge fan. So I'm really happy that we're getting a chance to actually discuss this movie. And I just needed to say that up front. If people are expecting me not to fangirl out on this film,
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You're fucked.'Cause it's gonna be.
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok Listen, this is this is a film you want to, you know, fangirl over and and just blow.
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I don't know if I'm gonna go quite that far, but I'm going to definitely really enjoy it. You're gonna say I'm blowing it no matter what, because that's just
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Yeah, no, you're definitely gonna blow this film. I I can already tell.
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Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Well let's go ahead and take a look.
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Unbelievable whore.
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Let's go ahead and take the break here. We're gonna play the Legion Patreon ad because like I said, Bose podcasted again, so he's back, so we can still use it. It's valid.
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It's valid.
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Awesome. Then we'll have some music that will quite literally be created right before I edit this episode.
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Of course, because this is the way.
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And it will hopefully tell the plot line of the story.
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story or at least have something to do with the actual movie in the way that it's created and hopefully will sound good and rhyme, but if not, I'm working with what I'm working with here. And when we come back, however that turns out, we will go ahead and do the review for Cannonball from nineteen.
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What's that?
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and by a friend.
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Then there's worried buddy's ready to fly. With this buddies if oh no rules apply.
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Trans M shining, red as blood. Rose are calling racins in his blood. Feel the engines roar, let the rubber burn.
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Transcontinental, it's his turn.
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Tryna take him down, cops in pursuit, he's got to wear the crown. Some temples disguise planning to deceive. They'll be racing hard, no time to breathe.
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Chaos in the pits, smoke fills the air Maze that's putting them in despair
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Destiny's to line, living is path, got nowhere to hide. Hard racing fast.
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Food in the air!
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Alright, so that's the end of that music that was Quite literally created right before this episode was edited.
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Yeah, hopefully it fits with the theme of the movie and with the kind of general sound and everything like that. Hopefully I'll get my shit together and I'll figure out something for it.
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But let's actually figure out what we're gonna do for the actual review. What do you say?
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What do you say?
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Let's talk about the world.
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All right, so a cannonball from nineteen seventy-six. The film opens with a car speeding into frame and well there's dialogue, so you know how court goes. That's our first clip.
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is podcasting.
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You're one hell of a driver, Mr. Buckman. Just the man we need on our team. You'd like to drive for modern motors, wouldn't you?
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There's stiff competition against you. This race is very important to you, Coy. You understand what I mean? Yes.
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Yes, I understand.
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If I win. If. I see you've brought a companion with you.
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Aren't you afraid she might die?
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Die
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That's what happens to girls that drive with you, isn't it?
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Alright, so David Carradine wakes from the nightmare that was the end of that clip and decides to make a fast walk of shame out of the place he is in, or at least this appears to be what's happening. It's a walk of shame. Until he walks out to the garage and I find out this is actually his house, and then he finds his car.
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Can you do a walk of shame out of your own house?
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Well, no, you can't. Not unless you're like getting kicked out of your house, right?'Cause the walk of shame indicates that the sex is over with, you're no longer valuable and you need to go. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. And I mean I've made that walk plenty of times. Uh because I'm not valuable, not even in the sex part. Um Ah man, I totally missed out on making a sex joke against myself during gone in sixty seconds. I was gonna
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I should have said something like, Oh, the name of my sex tape. Anyway, go ahead.
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Jesus Christ. So he's actually not doing that walk of shame. He's walking out to his own garage. He finds his car being worked on by his mechanic. There is once again dialogue, and so that is our second.
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What the hell are you doing, Zippo? It's four goddamn thirty in the morning. You're gonna wake Linda. You want a good car or a great car? Four thirty in the morning, I want a good night's sleep. When I'm finished with this machine, all you gotta do is set the dial for win and you wake up at the finish line.
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I wouldn't let Cannonball Buckman race in anything but the best.
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Thank you.
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Hey, step on it, will you? And don't drop it. We want to blow up the crowd, not us.
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How fast is it gonna go before that though?
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Well one hundred sixty. Maybe one hundred sixty five.
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Open this baby up till he gets way out of town. But when he does
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Whoever you are, it's five in the morning, couldn't it wait?
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Yes, I'm Utel Morris. I came by to pick up your car.
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You see, I want to get a head start so that I can get your car into New York for you by next week.
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All right now. Hear the keys and hear the paper. Now there's no driving at night and no driving over fifty five miles an hour. Oh, no, ma'am.
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Uh huh. So we'll see you one week from today in New York City at the Mayflower Hotel. Yes, ma'am.
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I don't know if it was a... OH NO!
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Where's she at?
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Only twenty minutes late.
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Like, come on.
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God, are we glad to see you?
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Shake your asses.
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Come on, time to stage uniforms.
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Come on, get ready, get ready.
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Sandy honey after hauling ass in that hell's kitchen for six months just so you could hustle up this truck for two itty bitty days. We're ready.
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You gotta get your suit all messed up, you set on the curb like that.
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Well it don't make no difference.
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I ain't doing no
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No TV.
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T V spot.
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When this is all over, boy, you gonna be turning down offers right and left. You gonna be a star. Uh-huh.
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Uh huh.
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I busted my hop setting up this ride with Cade Redmond, and at least you can do his act a little grateful.
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Rightful.
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Of the mother of the pearl.
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Mean we going all the way to New York now?
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Last Cadillac?
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I'm Mr. Redmond.
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Well put her in here, boy. We got fish to fry.
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Car feels like a winner, Mr. Redmond.
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Thank you, ma'am. My profession.
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Hi, Dennis Caldwell here at the Santa Monica Pier in sunny Southern California.
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For the last three years the appearance of this crypto
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This cryptic ass!
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Ad in Motorist magazine has signaled the running of the Trans-America Grand Prix Autora Race.
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This underground sporting event is open to anyone holding a valid license driving any kind of four-wheeled land-based vehicle.
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Contestants choose any cross country route they're not going to be able to do.
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And there's a hundred thousand dollars waiting for these sweat-drenched high test hot pots.
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Mm.
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Who gets his ticket stamped first at a certain garage on New York City's Lower West Side.
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Most of the drivers.
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Hey a beer, what's the TV crew doing here?
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I thought this race was supposed to be a
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Supposed to be a secret.
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They're cool.
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He won't be shown until next week.
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Next week.
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Wolf Messer, champion of countless European auto races, let him get his hat on you. What brings you all the way to LA for a race that might land you in jail and doesn't even officially exist?
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Well, it is the uh spirit of the race that attracts me. And also the fact that uh anyone can participate and anything goes. That makes for a very exciting race. I also find irresistible.
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$100,000.
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Now here's an interesting entry.
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Great.
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You kids look more like uh
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Uh surfers than you do racing drivers.
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Well it serves me pretty bad this morning.
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Well tell me have you raised this uh this uh
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This uh Corvette.
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A Corvette in any other races? Uh no.
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Well see, it isn't exactly our car. Daddy
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If you've been watching this, um, everything is okay. We'll be bringing the car back in about a week.
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Tell me something. Uh uh I I well anyway I
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Well anyway, I sure wish you.
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I sure wish you luck and I bet that one hundred thousand dollars gonna buy you a lot of surfboys.
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If we win we're gonna go.
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And why?
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Aren't they darling?
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Darling.
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Thank you so much.
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This is from the kids in me, dear.
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I want you to drink a toast to your loving family after you cross the finish line. Bye, Danny. Don't forget to bring me a present.
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Area.
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Everything I'm doing.
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And the children.
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We're trying to get a word here with Brad Phillips, organizer of the race.
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Brad, tell me, your race has been called an outlaw sporting event. Do you have any comment on that?
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Well the police
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Drivers tend to exceed the speed limits.
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Are you?
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Are you saying you're promoting illegality?
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Well no, I didn't say that.
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That's the right thing.
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Sir, have you seen this?
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They're doing it again.
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Well they're in for a surprise.
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Racing anywhere they're gonna race to the impound.
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impound lot.
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a lot.
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Yes, sir. Get me Brad Phillips on the phone and tell him it's the district attorney. Tell him we're entering his race. Then get me the highway patrol.
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Thank you.
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Finn, take the detour.
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Sandy.
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[Silence]
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I'm going over it.
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Over it.
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[Silence]
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Well, I'll be dead.
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It did.
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I knew you couldn't pass up this damn race.
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Consider yourself busted.
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Don't give me that crap, Linda.
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Do you know what happens to parolees who cross state lines without permission?
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I don't give a damn about that red tape.
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My brother put up six thousand dollars for this car. I got a chance to win with it. A whole future's at stake.
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One speeding ticket, and you're back in prison.
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That's our future.
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Coy, you know how I feel about you. I've never pulled rank on you before, but I am legally responsible.
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That's a technical.
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This race is my last chance to get my career back.
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career back together.
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again.
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Oh, face facts, Coy. Your racing career ended when that girl died.
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Excuse me, Guy. Just wanted to wish you good luck.
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Mr. Hooper, this is my friend Linda Maxwell.
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This is Kim Hooper. He's the manager of the Modern Motors Racing Team.
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Pleased to meet you, Miss Maxwell. We could sure use a man like Coy on the Modern Motors team. Yeah, what about
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Yeah, what about my competitor?
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I wish you luck too.
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I expect one of you.
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One of you.
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You'll be driving for me next year. You two gentlemen know each other, don't you?
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Mr. Redmond?
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I believe we've run into each other once or twice. Got amnesia about that cheap shit you pull in Darlington in'72? Well, here's a little piece of information for you.
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Yeah.
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Amigo, buenas.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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What's coming down a hundred?
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[Silence]
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tracks right up your ass. There goes your competition.
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Got so mean I better get the jack off in the morning get his heart stripped.
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Yeah.
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
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Attention right now, Dra.
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Right now, drivers.
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The police are on the
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Police are on their way to bust the race.
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The post time has been moved up to exactly sixty-
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Seconds from now.
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now. Shit.
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Every highway between
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Highway patrolmen from here to Philadelphia.
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Продолжение следует...
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
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I advise you all to stick to the back roads as much as
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Start your engine.
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Yeah.
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Jesus Christ, no freeways. How the hell do they expect us to make any time on the back door?
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Well, we may not break any speech, but we'll make ten, don't worry.
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Look, I'm serious, Coi. I am going to have to report you. Koi!
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You're going with me.
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Benny, where you been? I thought you're working a
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We're gonna show up.
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Show up. Hey, what are you kidding me?
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You think I'm gonna miss my kid brother's first big race after he got out? Not on your life. Linda?
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Yeah.
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Benny, will you talk some sense to him?
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I gotta go, Benny.
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Give me a shot.
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Thanks. Listen, if you think I'm doing this just to get in the heaven, you're room. I got a bundle better.
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If I don't bet on you, you're not gonna...
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You're not gonna win, ain't you?
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If you get your head out.
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Good luck. During the rollout sequence, David Carradine leaves his lady behind with a note that says he will call from New York, and we got a sequence of Dick Miller playing a heavy spiking cars to fail during the.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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With that notification, they have to haul ass or have their asses hauled in. The drivers transform and roll out in a funky 70s disco rock soundtrack.
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The van with Mary Warnoff and her ladies arrive in our third clip.
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Ooh, lady.
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No.
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I knew we'd be late. Now we're gonna have to go to the house.
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I have to go twice this way.
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Twice it's first to catch.
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[Silence]
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Don't worry.
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Those girls in the van really have a chance.
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Have a chance.
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You got a better cheese?
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Phillips, your race is over.
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This is an injunction. Race? What race?
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Race.
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Mac. Yields.
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Police lady.
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How do you like many?
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What do you like my new cars? Like looking in a mirror, ain't it?
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Jesus, Simpo, you didn't enter the race like that.
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I wanted to look at it.
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I wanted to look my best, so I uh figure good friend should drive similar cars. What the hell kind of a friend are you, Zip?
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Uh really.
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Uh relax, coy.
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This machine doesn't have any more guts under the hood than yours does.
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They're exactly the same!
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This must be your idea some kind of a joke, huh? Hey, I don't promise I won't outdrive you though.
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Ball Buckman is gonna win this race with or without you.
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Even my head.
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Wait a minute, Coy. No fare going over 55. I think the police had their eye on you.
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was my best friend but he's crazy.
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Coy, you're really not going to make me drive all the way to New York with you.
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No, I'm not. You're my security in case we run into the cops. Somehow.
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Somehow I am going to have to explain this to the board when we get back.
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Yeah, they'll love it when they hear about your method of rehabilitating.
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No no nine nine nine nine. I'm very pleased to accept this award.
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I'm lost, I'm lost
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A board!
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Oh, that's it. Yeah, very good. I'm very pleased to accept this.
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That's blocked.
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Jesus Christ.
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Christ, I can't see that word, I have to think of something else.
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[Silence]
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What is wrong?
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[Silence]
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Fennett, come on in, sit down. You like cold porner? Yeah.
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Yeah, sure.
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Sure.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Music]
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Oh I'll cry.
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When you growl!
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Missing you so.
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[Silence]
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Oh that yeah, it's nice. You know something bidding it's never too late.
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I always wanted to.
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I always wanted to know how to play the piano. Well, now I got two of them. I always wanted to know how to write songs. Well, now I can. Yeah. I always want to be rich. Yeah? Well maybe you will be. Your brother Winnie? Sure.
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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok Another ten thousand hours.
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Ten thousand dollars. I can't do it, Benny. You're not good for it, you.
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Yeah.
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I got shot. I didn't care.
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Yeah. When is the blessed event to take place?
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When he hits one hundred and sixty five, out in the desert someplace.
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감사합니다.
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I even brought those two cheating guys.
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T V guys in a helicopter to keep tabs on the other drivers in a race, you know, just in case somebody gets moving a little too fast.
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Субтитры создавал DimaTorzok
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So uh what do you sell us? Do you cover me for fifty thousand?
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How I hate to say no.
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[Silence]
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That isn't cold portal, isn't it?
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Okay, like we were talking about, there was already a shit ton of fucking uh cameos in just that clip alone. So
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was cameoed uh out of your fucking mind right there.
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But
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But even though we call them cameos now, these are like actors and uh some directors and things that are showing up that uh you don't normally see in film.
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Films and then became famous later. We'll get into that a little bit more with some other people, but this is mostly just a pirate film guru.
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Getting people on screen and on camera, spitting out the dialogue they need to move the story along between all of the car pile ups and crashes and tr driving stunts and shit. That's
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Vielen Dank.
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That's literally what we've got going on here and I'm I'm here for it all day.
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Yeah. For
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The end of the clip starts some car porn as the German racer is taking on kerodine while driving on open roads with aerial shots mixed in that is actually fun to watch, even if you aren't a car person, which I'm not really a car person. I was raised around car people. I enjoy car movies.
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Because I can enjoy the type of craziness that car people do safely from watching it on TV instead of sitting in the car with them. Yeah.
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with them. Yeah. I'm just an American muscle car person. I'm not like I'm not like, you know, oh I know every car or like oh
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exotic cars or anything like that. I I know nothing of like that.
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Luckily there is dialogue about this for those of us that are not uh car people, so why not make that R for
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Cooking.
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But the door ain't funny.
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This is right.
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I'm a kid, but what's it doing? It's a rolling crash, race cards.
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Amen.
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ご視聴ありがとうございました
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Why in your house?
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The end of my aim that you can catch me.
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[Silence]
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I'm something but Narcast.
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I thought this car could beat anything on the road.
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It's part of the winner.
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Look at this thing coming here.
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Damn. There's nobody's got a chance against that problem.
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But there's not a one
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Okay.
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[Silence]
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Mike, Benny.
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Benny.
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I wanna make a little bet on the transmerce.
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Trans American brand.
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Okay, now boarding is
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I ain't sure it's unofficial, but everybody knows about it.
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Yeah.
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One
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Yeah.
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Look, it's my brother.
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My brother, for Christ's sake.
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Okay, can you handle twenty thousand dollars?
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Caroline.
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Flight number sixteen direct jet service to Albert.
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Mike, that's my plan.
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Yeah morning.
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Uh uh call you from Albuquerque.
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Yeah, I'm following the race.
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Right.
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Okay, thanks.
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With Mrs. Ethel.
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Please come to
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Hey!
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Hey, where you back?
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Come over here and ride with the man who's gonna win this race battle.
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Well, I've got to put a little dent in our friends.
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Friends head.
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Total mi rado. Hey.
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Hey! Hey, man!
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Hey man, you're blasting my head off.
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Head off with that shit.
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with that shit.
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Arrest.
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I gotta limber up before I go on the air, don't I? You want me to make it easy for you?
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Look, Mr. Redmond.
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Ideal was to pay your way while Perman plays his way.
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Bye.
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Our deal wasn't for me to drive us in a winner.
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Um
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I think we could all use a little pit stop, Mr. Redmond.
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We ain't stopping for nothing. If you wanna freshen up, use that pistol tube back there.
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Are you kidding?
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Kidding!
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You better cross your legs real.
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Legs real tight.
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'Cause I ain't stopping.
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[Silence]
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Don't press your luck, asshole.
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Gonna give me a little red meat.
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Well, Mr. Redman, would you ease up a bit?
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[Silence]
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I don't know.
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Okay, the boker.
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You're catching on mama son, you're catching on.
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Breaker, breaker. This Hannibal called Zippo.
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I got a 10 33 right behind you on Route 17.
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Can you read me, Zippo?
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Cannibal, this is Zippo. We read your 1033 and I'm on my way to your 20.
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Right.
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I'm not afraid. There's no reason for me to change cards.
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It'd be safe if it was simple.
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Yeah, but I'm in it now. And I wanna see you through to the end with you.
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Jesus, man. What the hell's happening? I saw Redman running belly to the ground. Your turn to play cavalry, man. Redman's trying to cream my ass, so we decided that Linda better keep company with you. Boy. Please. Hey, listen, I'm always willing to come to the uh Assistance of a damsel in distress.
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Stress.
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I tell you what, Corey, I'll uh trade you my magic hat for the late.
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And what beauty again?
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Mm-hmm.
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So take care of this rookie.
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Nice with your girl.
463
00:25:58,448 --> 00:25:59,407
Hẹn gặp lại các bạn trong những video tiếp theo.
464
00:26:00,367 --> 00:26:02,288
You wanna divine this room?
465
00:26:03,248 --> 00:26:04,208
Alright.
466
00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:04,688
Cảm ơn các bạn đã theo dõi và hẹn gặp lại.
467
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:05,647
What y'all got over there?
468
00:26:08,463 --> 00:26:09,423
Oh yeah!
469
00:26:14,192 --> 00:26:15,152
Are you ready?
470
00:26:18,624 --> 00:26:34,352
[Music]
471
00:26:34,352 --> 00:26:35,311
में में में में में में में
472
00:26:35,311 --> 00:26:37,711
Louisa, have I ever forgotten to bring you something?
473
00:26:37,711 --> 00:26:38,231
something.
474
00:26:38,352 --> 00:26:39,311
Oh, champagne!
475
00:26:39,311 --> 00:26:40,271
Who
476
00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:42,192
Can we open it now and drink it after?
477
00:26:42,192 --> 00:26:42,672
after we win the
478
00:26:42,672 --> 00:26:43,741
we win the race.
479
00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:46,672
[Silence]
480
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,759
I haven't eaten this shit in six months. But they'll probably you. No less.
481
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:53,200
No Lester, no
482
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,079
Well Alesta, you know we got a lot of money riding on this thing. Make sure so sure Benny's gonna deliver all.
483
00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:57,519
I gotta go back one more time.
484
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,960
And I'm gonna tell you something.
485
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,920
I mean look very good fat.
486
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,400
You know what I mean?
487
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:00,880
No, I mean does
488
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:14,832
Does something for you. I'll tell you something else. That creep is running forth. Don't Benny know what's gonna happen to him if his brother don't come in first? Listen, I'm gonna talk to Benny in St. Louis this evening. If his brother's still behind, I'll lean on him a little bit. Don't worry, you got nothing to worry about. Canon Warbuckman
489
00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:17,112
is gonna win this race one way or another.
490
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,640
Come on, Hawkeye, this is control.
491
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,599
This is hard.
492
00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:20,079
This is hot guy.
493
00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:22,480
Okay, we read your control. How's my point?
494
00:27:24,496 --> 00:27:25,935
The German is way ahead of him.
495
00:27:26,192 --> 00:27:28,336
So it's some kind of seventy-one Dodge.
496
00:27:28,463 --> 00:27:30,864
Plus he's getting some serious competition from the other Red Transam.
497
00:27:30,864 --> 00:27:31,344
Yeah.
498
00:27:31,344 --> 00:27:33,743
Uh uh well wait a second. The other red trans there?
499
00:27:33,743 --> 00:27:35,663
Yeah, some clown in a baseball camp.
500
00:27:36,304 --> 00:27:37,743
If your boy just gonna move on.
501
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:39,183
Miss the prize, goodbye.
502
00:27:39,183 --> 00:27:42,013
Bye. Oh sharp, it looks like you get to do your number after all.
503
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:55,279
Well yes, Jay, I would have to say that this great sporting event is the most thrilling and I believe truly inspired uh uh occasions of which I have ever been Car took.
504
00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:02,031
[Silence]
505
00:28:02,031 --> 00:28:05,872
Which has been suggested by this momentum race.
506
00:28:05,872 --> 00:28:12,559
Okay, all you KMAX listeners, we got Perman Waters for you now with a special live performance of his Rapid Derizing new hit song.
507
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:13,519
My racing heart.
508
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:14,960
Take it away, Burma.
509
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:29,135
The start of that awful song is the end of the first third of the movie. So we are thirty-one-ish or so minutes into the film so far. It has not let up and we pretty much are introduced to the drivers on the run to get
510
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:43,599
to the fucking competition. Once they get there, the competition has to start early because the cops are on their ass immediately once they realize that it started and it's happening. Because they put an ad out in the paper instead of doing it like an underground thing.
511
00:28:45,071 --> 00:28:47,471
Come on, I mean, the cops just don't.
512
00:28:47,471 --> 00:28:47,951
Um or
513
00:28:47,951 --> 00:28:51,311
I'm gonna say yes, because they do kind of get away with the race still.
514
00:28:51,311 --> 00:28:54,672
Yeah, I mean yeah they're still getting a So, yeah.
515
00:28:54,672 --> 00:28:58,942
But this is fun. All the way through everything about this so far has
516
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:13,789
has got me fucking hooked. And this is my kind of exploitation movie that like it has to do with cars. This is my kind of way of putting it. I really enjoy this. Pretty much the cops are the butt of the joke. Any authority is the butt of the joke. All of the maverick gas field craziness of
517
00:29:13,807 --> 00:29:28,637
That's about to happen. All of that is just people that are wantonly competing for a hundred thousand dollars just to get it to get there faster, and they don't care who they hurt in the process. This is just fucking insane, the whole entire concept and dangerous.
518
00:29:28,655 --> 00:29:33,455
I'm really glad that this type of shit didn't actually exist because if it did, a lot more people would get hurt.
519
00:29:33,488 --> 00:29:36,847
I mean, I don't know, man. Y you hear the drag racing that happens in our towns, so
520
00:29:36,847 --> 00:29:48,377
Yeah, but that's drag racing and street racing. I admit that that happens, but like cross country races that are taking place like this that would cause this many pileups and accidents to take place. I just don't think
521
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,759
think that people would be able to get away with them like repeatedly. You know what I mean? Yeah.
522
00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:52,720
Yeah.
523
00:29:52,720 --> 00:30:03,230
Gotcha. It seems a lot less plausible. I know for a fact street races exist in even in Omaha. And I'm not going to confirm or deny that I've been part of any of them. I'm just saying I I know that they're real.
524
00:30:03,248 --> 00:30:05,167
Are you talking to your lawyers now?
525
00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:08,048
They're looking at me very suspiciously, so why don't we move on?
526
00:30:08,048 --> 00:30:09,488
move on. Yeah, we should. All right.
527
00:30:09,488 --> 00:30:15,728
All right, so the middle act of the film starts with that song being interrupted in our fifth.
528
00:30:16,688 --> 00:30:21,935
Mr. DJ, don't stop the interview. Nothing's wrong. We're just getting a little static. What?
529
00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:23,375
What's going on?
530
00:30:24,912 --> 00:30:25,872
Okay, listen.
531
00:30:25,872 --> 00:30:28,471
You're hearing it first on KMN.
532
00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:34,256
[Music]
533
00:30:36,304 --> 00:30:37,743
How I can win.
534
00:30:39,983 --> 00:30:50,960
[Silence]
535
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,880
This is very beautiful country.
536
00:30:56,144 --> 00:30:57,104
Just single.
537
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:07,632
[Silence]
538
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:08,672
Amen.
539
00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:11,759
[Silence]
540
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:13,839
There's a hot dog and a yellow pig.
541
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,759
A yellow pan terror coming your way. You want to cut him off.
542
00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:16,240
Get him all for me.
543
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:16,720
Okay.
544
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,200
Ok, eu tenho que...
545
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,160
I've got a copy on that.
546
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:18,640
At ten four.
547
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,599
Yeah.
548
00:31:21,392 --> 00:31:22,064
Amen.
549
00:31:22,064 --> 00:31:50,415
[Silence]
550
00:31:50,415 --> 00:31:50,895
Oh Jesus.
551
00:31:50,895 --> 00:31:51,375
I hope they do.
552
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:52,336
I hope they didn't connect him with the race.
553
00:31:52,336 --> 00:31:53,086
with the race.
554
00:31:53,135 --> 00:31:55,536
Now listen, you promised me that this wouldn't be broadcast until...
555
00:31:55,536 --> 00:31:56,976
After the race was over now, didn't you?
556
00:31:56,976 --> 00:31:57,455
Absolutely.
557
00:31:57,455 --> 00:31:59,375
Absolutely, you have my word of honor.
558
00:32:00,192 --> 00:32:03,536
[Music]
559
00:32:09,263 --> 00:32:10,223
A man can
560
00:32:10,703 --> 00:32:11,663
It's called.
561
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:18,559
Já é bom, já é bom.
562
00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:20,336
I don't know what else
563
00:32:20,336 --> 00:32:20,816
Frank.
564
00:32:20,816 --> 00:32:23,375
I can do Mm-hmm.
565
00:32:33,263 --> 00:32:34,607
John Honey, wake up.
566
00:32:41,711 --> 00:32:43,152
I just noticed it.
567
00:32:43,152 --> 00:32:44,112
Yeah.
568
00:32:48,528 --> 00:32:52,367
God damn it's the fan belt. Let's get it to a gas station before the damn thing breaks, huh? Come on.
569
00:32:52,367 --> 00:32:53,327
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
570
00:32:53,327 --> 00:32:57,647
Remember when you could just look at your own car and figure out what was wrong with it without having to have additional equipment?
571
00:32:57,647 --> 00:33:00,528
Yeah, right. That was a prepperage farm remember.
572
00:33:01,008 --> 00:33:08,175
The end of the clip with more awful music, which is a terrific bit, but still fucking irritating as hell.
573
00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:23,258
Which makes me the butt of the joke. I get it. Yeah. Like I get that I'm the butt of the joke. The fact that it's pissing me off and irritating me is what makes it funny, but it's still really terrible music and is really irritating. So I've just decided to pass that on to everybody else. But then mercifully I cut.
574
00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:25,200
[Silence]
575
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:25,680
Good job.
576
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:38,109
Yeah, I'd let it play whenever the lady was singing along because uh the guy who is doing the song and is playing the whatever that Perman or whatever the name that fucking character is, he actually can sing. He's just
577
00:33:38,127 --> 00:33:52,048
choosing to sing badly and write bad songs because it's to to make it funny. Like the j the joke is they're pushing his career. He's getting famous, but they have to do this illegal race to make him famous because he's fucking terrible and they're trying to sell him as an outlaw. Yeah.
578
00:33:52,048 --> 00:33:52,528
Yeah.
579
00:33:52,528 --> 00:33:53,018
Yeah.
580
00:33:53,711 --> 00:33:54,192
Because he is an outlaw.
581
00:33:54,192 --> 00:34:02,832
Right. And I'm the butt of the joke because the music's terrible and it's irritating the fuck out of me. And the more angry I get, the funnier it actually is. But I hate when that's how the humor is being achieved.
582
00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:05,711
I mean what'd you do, man?
583
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:06,672
Yeah.
584
00:34:07,152 --> 00:34:09,583
I kinda like it when the humor is achieved by you getting annoyed.
585
00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:13,422
Yeah, but I mean when I'm the butt of the joke, it irritates me is what I am saying.
586
00:34:13,422 --> 00:34:16,302
Yeah. Well yeah, I mean I think that's everyone. Yeah.
587
00:34:16,302 --> 00:34:22,063
Yeah. Yeah. And the awful music that's supposed to irritate me is doing its job and which therefore makes me the butt of the joke. That's what I'm saying.
588
00:34:22,063 --> 00:34:23,452
Yeah. Yeah.
589
00:34:23,472 --> 00:34:24,911
Anyway, we are mercifully saved.
590
00:34:24,911 --> 00:34:25,871
You're doing great.
591
00:34:25,871 --> 00:34:27,791
Yeah, we're all fine here, but not really
592
00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:28,751
Everything's fine.
593
00:34:28,751 --> 00:34:31,152
Yeah. The world's ending, but it's gonna be fine. Yeah.
594
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,592
Yeah.
595
00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:34,512
Because we'll die one way or the other.
596
00:34:34,512 --> 00:34:34,992
Yeah.
597
00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:35,472
Yeah, we're gonna
598
00:34:35,472 --> 00:34:37,391
It's it's definitely gonna go poorly.
599
00:34:37,391 --> 00:34:44,880
We are mercifully saved from this awful music when David Carradine rides on up and a smash up paint trading chase ensues.
600
00:34:44,911 --> 00:34:50,480
A lot of bumps happen before the bad guy pulls out a gun and shoots out David Carradine's tire.
601
00:34:50,512 --> 00:35:05,391
While he passes, we have already seen the bad guy throw away the car's included jack stand at the beginning of the race because the trunk was open for some stupid fucking reason. So there is a big hubaloo about the gun being lost that I decided to record as on.
602
00:35:05,423 --> 00:35:06,384
Sixth class.
603
00:35:10,927 --> 00:35:11,407
شكرا للمشاهدة
604
00:35:11,407 --> 00:35:14,032
Son of a bitch. Where the hell?
605
00:35:14,351 --> 00:35:15,119
Red.
606
00:35:20,943 --> 00:35:21,423
What can I do for you?
607
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:21,903
What can I do for you?
608
00:35:21,903 --> 00:35:22,384
I need a family.
609
00:35:22,384 --> 00:35:22,864
I'm a fan about this.
610
00:35:22,864 --> 00:35:23,344
This is just about had it.
611
00:35:23,344 --> 00:35:24,784
Oh I'm sorry mister.
612
00:35:24,784 --> 00:35:25,264
I don't care anything like that.
613
00:35:25,264 --> 00:35:25,744
Yeah.
614
00:35:25,744 --> 00:35:26,704
You have to go to an auto supplier.
615
00:35:26,704 --> 00:35:27,664
Mm-hmm.
616
00:35:27,664 --> 00:35:28,284
Thank you.
617
00:35:28,496 --> 00:35:30,896
You got a piece of tape or something I could use to hold it together'til I get there?
618
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,871
Yeah I can give you Don't know how long it'll hold though.
619
00:35:34,192 --> 00:35:36,112
Where's the nearest place where we can get a fan belt?
620
00:35:36,112 --> 00:35:37,072
Oh
621
00:35:37,072 --> 00:35:38,032
About two hundred miles.
622
00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:38,842
Bye.
623
00:35:38,927 --> 00:35:39,887
Can't miss some shot.
624
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,704
Whoever it is, he's driving a transam and he's alone.
625
00:35:43,311 --> 00:35:48,112
Yeah. Maybe considering dead.
626
00:35:50,768 --> 00:35:51,248
Hey.
627
00:35:55,407 --> 00:35:55,887
Are we in Denver yet?
628
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:56,697
Denver yet?
629
00:35:56,751 --> 00:36:00,112
Uh yeah, that's Denver over there. That's uh Kansas City. Let's call
630
00:36:00,112 --> 00:36:00,592
Let's call that
631
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:03,472
at St. Louis Yeah.
632
00:36:05,391 --> 00:36:07,791
Way of a deer?
633
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,239
He always said it wasn't fair that he had to report to my office.
634
00:36:12,367 --> 00:36:15,248
So one evening I recorded to his place
635
00:36:15,248 --> 00:36:15,728
Yeah, I know.
636
00:36:15,728 --> 00:36:18,907
No, it was supposed to be a joke really. Except nobody laughed.
637
00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:22,480
And here we are.
638
00:36:22,735 --> 00:36:23,695
Yeah.
639
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,320
You've been Choi's friend for a long time, haven't you?
640
00:36:27,568 --> 00:36:28,927
Sure, yeah.
641
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:30,543
We grew up together, went to the same school.
642
00:36:30,543 --> 00:36:31,023
Yeah.
643
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,244
Learn to drive at the same time.
644
00:36:34,063 --> 00:36:37,503
[Silence]
645
00:36:39,695 --> 00:36:41,648
As with Choi on a double date.
646
00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:43,824
You know, people used to say I look like Koi. Really?
647
00:36:43,824 --> 00:36:44,764
Really?
648
00:36:45,231 --> 00:36:47,824
I used to comb my hair different then. No.
649
00:36:47,887 --> 00:36:49,327
that made all the difference.
650
00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:53,519
Zipper, were you in the car that night the girl was killed?
651
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:54,800
Sure, I was there.
652
00:36:55,952 --> 00:37:02,141
I was drunk out of my mind. I mean gone. I could hardly keep my hands on the steering wheel.
653
00:37:02,159 --> 00:37:02,639
You were driving?
654
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:03,119
Yeah.
655
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:04,059
Yeah.
656
00:37:04,143 --> 00:37:05,103
Then why did Croy say that?
657
00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:10,096
I don't know, you'll have to ask him I don't know.
658
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,239
I guess I owe everyone her.
659
00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:13,903
Yeah, me too.
660
00:37:16,655 --> 00:37:18,096
Just trying to keep up with a flow of practice.
661
00:37:18,096 --> 00:37:18,576
Lower pressure.
662
00:37:18,576 --> 00:37:19,536
Turn around. Put your hands on the roof, please.
663
00:37:19,536 --> 00:37:20,376
The roof, please.
664
00:37:21,648 --> 00:37:23,407
Bread your arms in the roof, please.
665
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:27,440
Fred him but uh wider. How boy, you wanna step your legs back a little bit?
666
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,360
That's good. Just relax.
667
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,320
Okay, right there just root.
668
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,719
Just routine, just a routine perceived.
669
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,159
All right, so
670
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:42,960
Zippo is really, really fucking creepy with how obsessed he is with Koy and he's like, I wanna be just like him. It's like he's single white female in David Carradine's character and it's really creepy.
671
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,840
It is. It's really creepy, but uh it's all right.
672
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,800
All right.
673
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:57,871
I also want to state when David Carradine figured out how to change his tire during the clip. I love how he just kind of backs it up onto the guardrail to the tire starts spinning and then then he knows that he can change it. That was kind of fucking cool.
674
00:37:57,871 --> 00:37:59,311
Yeah, that was really fucking cool.
675
00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:04,559
I know that would have damaged the shit out of his undercarriage quite a bit, but I mean it still was a cooler thing that they did.
676
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:07,983
When there's the Oh no, not the undercarriage.
677
00:38:08,463 --> 00:38:17,103
Anyway, the end of the clip where David Carradine beats the ever-loving shit out of a pig is something I watched more times than my lawyers would like me to admit.
678
00:38:17,103 --> 00:38:18,813
Ooh.
679
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:27,632
And before Matt adds Asks that was enough replays for them to be concerned and enough lawyers for me to listen to everything that they suggested.
680
00:38:27,632 --> 00:38:31,472
Uh oh. Yeah, I mean that's uh that's a lot, man. What did you do?
681
00:38:31,472 --> 00:38:35,791
[Silence]
682
00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,711
You really gotta stop doing all that, man. What are you doing?
683
00:38:37,711 --> 00:38:38,192
Yeah.
684
00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:43,023
I was like, It's in the privacy of my own home. They're like, That's fine, but don't talk about it, Cort. And I'm
685
00:38:43,023 --> 00:38:46,864
Yeah, I mean you do like talking about uh uh doing the weird shit in your home.
686
00:38:46,864 --> 00:38:47,344
Same year home.
687
00:38:47,344 --> 00:38:47,824
Yeah.
688
00:38:47,824 --> 00:38:48,304
Right.
689
00:38:48,304 --> 00:38:49,264
I uh I would uh
690
00:38:49,264 --> 00:38:50,224
I would uh I would stop.
691
00:38:50,224 --> 00:38:55,952
Yeah, yeah. But the lawyers tell me that as long as I phrase it the way that I just did, I'm okay'cause I'm getting the thumbs up now.
692
00:38:55,952 --> 00:38:57,391
Oh okay. Hey, there we go.
693
00:38:57,391 --> 00:39:04,112
Well once he is done kicking the cop's ass, he searches him and delivers more dialogue, which is our seventh clip.
694
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,199
You know, cotton.
695
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:06,159
Friend of Kate Red.
696
00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:07,599
Decade Redmonds, huh?
697
00:39:07,664 --> 00:39:10,384
[Silence]
698
00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,423
How are we doing guys?
699
00:39:13,423 --> 00:39:13,903
If this is like
700
00:39:13,903 --> 00:39:14,384
This is Lake Erie.
701
00:39:14,384 --> 00:39:15,824
We're getting close.
702
00:39:15,983 --> 00:39:16,943
Thank you.
703
00:39:19,695 --> 00:39:20,175
What happened to you?
704
00:39:20,175 --> 00:39:21,135
What happened to you?
705
00:39:22,576 --> 00:39:25,936
Did he have short blind hair about my color? Stand about and fix one?
706
00:39:25,936 --> 00:39:26,416
Yeah.
707
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:27,376
Yeah.
708
00:39:27,376 --> 00:39:27,856
That's my brother C-
709
00:39:27,856 --> 00:39:29,775
Brother Coy, no wonder you got your chops busted.
710
00:39:29,775 --> 00:39:30,735
I'm the moron.
711
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:32,655
I'm the moron.
712
00:39:32,655 --> 00:39:33,648
He was alone, goddammit.
713
00:39:33,648 --> 00:39:34,128
Damn it.
714
00:39:34,128 --> 00:39:35,088
Driving a red trans him.
715
00:39:35,088 --> 00:39:36,527
Sure hope you didn't slow down too much.
716
00:39:36,527 --> 00:39:37,007
Mm-hmm.
717
00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:38,447
And slow him down.
718
00:39:38,447 --> 00:39:38,927
Slow him down a law.
719
00:39:38,927 --> 00:39:39,887
law.
720
00:39:39,887 --> 00:39:41,788
This is Hawkeye, calling command.
721
00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:44,847
Uh yeah, this is command. I read your Hawkeye.
722
00:39:44,847 --> 00:39:45,327
I've got that line.
723
00:39:45,327 --> 00:39:46,617
Got that lineup you asked for.
724
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:47,887
Okay, let me have it.
725
00:39:48,623 --> 00:39:51,503
About forty miles up the road is the other red transacts.
726
00:39:51,503 --> 00:39:51,983
Very good time.
727
00:39:51,983 --> 00:39:52,463
Kate.
728
00:39:52,463 --> 00:39:54,864
Kate Redmond's in second place holding his own and
729
00:39:54,864 --> 00:39:56,304
And then comes your brother.
730
00:39:56,304 --> 00:39:56,784
His transition
731
00:39:56,784 --> 00:39:57,744
trends and moving up
732
00:39:57,744 --> 00:39:59,664
Fast and okay. Brothers in third place.
733
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:00,623
Place.
734
00:40:00,623 --> 00:40:01,884
Sorry about that.
735
00:40:01,936 --> 00:40:02,896
Then comes the all-girl team.
736
00:40:02,896 --> 00:40:04,815
about uh thirty miles back and then
737
00:40:04,815 --> 00:40:07,615
And then hot on their tails is the black guy in the link.
738
00:40:07,728 --> 00:40:09,871
We better catch the next flight to St. Louis.
739
00:40:11,311 --> 00:40:14,192
We can intercept him there and do something about changing this lineup.
740
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:23,440
I think we ought to cut this crazy sucker loose. I mean I can't believe you let him stop for more beer. I mean he's already driving like a scalded doll.
741
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:32,112
Never mind. I got a better chance of handling him if he's pie eyed. The front seat don't know it, but the back seat is still pulling the string. Well, I
742
00:40:32,112 --> 00:40:33,552
I hope so.
743
00:40:34,512 --> 00:40:35,472
Oh God, there's trouble.
744
00:40:35,472 --> 00:40:37,532
[Silence]
745
00:40:38,351 --> 00:40:42,192
That's down vitamins or if better than spinach. Better than fur burgers. Better than possum.
746
00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:43,983
Better take some, you might need the energy.
747
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:44,463
Oh thanks.
748
00:40:44,463 --> 00:40:45,903
Thanks. I just got a little light work.
749
00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:46,384
With that.
750
00:40:46,384 --> 00:40:57,434
With that, the bad guy tosses his beer at Carradine's head and launches himself over the shelves in the middle of the store, wrecking everything, which then leads to them throwing each other through quite literally.
751
00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:08,016
literally everything in the goddamn store wrecking every shelf and every bit of goods out there to be sold. They demolish this fucking shop and it is entertaining and fucking reckless and fucking cool.
752
00:41:08,016 --> 00:41:08,976
Cool.
753
00:41:08,976 --> 00:41:09,596
Shit.
754
00:41:09,648 --> 00:41:13,487
Like just tear everything apart. I love it when shit gets destroyed.
755
00:41:13,487 --> 00:41:22,608
The bad guy gets the upper hand and darts off, leaving David Carradine behind to pay for all of the damage under threat of shotgun blast, which was really fucking cool.
756
00:41:22,608 --> 00:41:24,527
Cool.
757
00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:28,880
Rough go, David Carradine. Rough go. Maybe you should go walk the earth instead of drive it.
758
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:40,378
The bad guy has plenty of time to run over and kick out Carradine's headlights and then he takes off. What a fucking sequence, man. This was a great fucking old school knockdown, drag out, slobber knocker of a fight.
759
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,360
It was good stuff.
760
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,719
We then cut to the ladies being pulled over in our eighth clip.
761
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,119
Well, this is how you podcast, that's for sure.
762
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:49,039
This is in fact how I podcast.
763
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:49,920
Yeah.
764
00:41:51,088 --> 00:41:53,967
[Silence]
765
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,320
be trying to outrun on
766
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,280
Listen, ladies, time is
767
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,670
Time is critical.
768
00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:02,639
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok
769
00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:03,599
We can just get rid of these creatures.
770
00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:04,920
Things creeps.
771
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,679
You kinda said, Patrol.
772
00:42:09,871 --> 00:42:11,791
And y'all just know boys will be
773
00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:12,751
Will be born.
774
00:42:12,751 --> 00:42:14,302
Good morning, ladies.
775
00:42:14,608 --> 00:42:18,351
May I see your license, please? Oh Out of state.
776
00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:21,072
I'm sorry, but you ladies will have to come back to town with us and post bail.
777
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:22,992
Oh gosh, well,
778
00:42:23,472 --> 00:42:24,431
Well that takes very long time.
779
00:42:25,391 --> 00:42:27,311
Oh, you're telling me.
780
00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:28,751
Uh officer.
781
00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:30,621
I don't think right here.
782
00:42:31,952 --> 00:42:33,871
No, I'm afraid that just wouldn't be possible.
783
00:42:33,871 --> 00:42:34,831
Oh we wouldn't mind.
784
00:42:35,311 --> 00:42:37,021
Anything we might have done.
785
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:38,000
Yeah.
786
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,960
Take you back in town.
787
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,440
Uh Lance
788
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,400
Uh Lynn.
789
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,840
Since he's late.
790
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,719
[Silence]
791
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:45,199
backtown in advance.
792
00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:47,599
No, I'll go with the girls. You you drive.
793
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,519
No, Lynn, just do as I say it'll work out.
794
00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:50,480
It'll work out better.
795
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,920
Enjoy!
796
00:42:54,831 --> 00:42:57,711
You have. I'll ask, Junior G-Man. No, we just got them.
797
00:42:57,711 --> 00:42:58,192
Goddamn minute you
798
00:42:58,192 --> 00:42:58,672
Do you recall the
799
00:42:58,672 --> 00:42:59,351
Recall the
800
00:42:59,887 --> 00:43:02,288
[Silence]
801
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:07,568
Uh the end of the clip has a cut to Carradine getting sleepy, figuring out his headlights were kicked out.
802
00:43:07,568 --> 00:43:08,057
Yeah.
803
00:43:08,079 --> 00:43:22,480
driving even more sleepy and then flipping his car and fucking it right the hell up before crawling out of the wreck and trying to assess if he can still drive it after the massive rollover. He starts walking away from the wreck, not grabbing his extra clothes in that bag from the trunk or anything, but
804
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:22,969
Mm-hmm.
805
00:43:22,992 --> 00:43:31,407
Before it cuts back to our hero Dick Miller, not the character, just Dick Miller himself should be a fucking hero for everybody. He's the greatest fucking character actor of all time, Mr. Futterman.
806
00:43:31,407 --> 00:43:33,807
I don't know why Dick Miller always makes me laugh though.
807
00:43:33,807 --> 00:43:34,288
Yeah.
808
00:43:34,288 --> 00:43:37,168
That's why he chose the name,'cause it's one that you won't fucking forget.
809
00:43:37,168 --> 00:43:38,128
Nope.
810
00:43:38,128 --> 00:43:39,568
And our ninth clip.
811
00:43:39,568 --> 00:43:40,128
Club.
812
00:43:40,688 --> 00:43:41,648
Hello, Benny.
813
00:43:41,648 --> 00:43:46,927
You're late, Benny. I don't like cardiness. It seems to run in your family. Your brother's not winning.
814
00:43:46,927 --> 00:43:48,847
I'm taking care of it.
815
00:43:48,847 --> 00:43:49,327
This is not the
816
00:43:49,327 --> 00:43:51,728
I don't want to hear it, Benny.
817
00:43:51,728 --> 00:43:52,568
Uh
818
00:43:54,351 --> 00:43:57,007
Oh Sorry.
819
00:43:57,103 --> 00:43:57,583
I'm
820
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:58,063
I am sincere.
821
00:43:58,063 --> 00:43:59,503
Sincere myself.
822
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:01,039
I'm sorry.
823
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,480
It ended the
824
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:02,960
This way.
825
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,920
This way.
826
00:44:04,592 --> 00:44:07,472
Everything looked so fine at the start.
827
00:44:07,472 --> 00:44:09,021
Storm.
828
00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:09,648
I never dreamed.
829
00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:10,608
I never dreamed about it.
830
00:44:10,608 --> 00:44:11,088
But you
831
00:44:11,088 --> 00:44:13,918
You'd break my heart.
832
00:44:14,063 --> 00:44:18,831
I'm sorry that I'm hurting you so But sometimes
833
00:44:18,831 --> 00:44:19,791
One time
834
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:21,231
That's the way
835
00:44:21,231 --> 00:44:24,976
Yeah. You let me down?
836
00:44:25,456 --> 00:44:27,806
You may be so blue.
837
00:44:28,304 --> 00:44:29,744
But now I know
838
00:44:29,744 --> 00:44:34,032
Know that you Yeah.
839
00:44:34,032 --> 00:44:35,322
No
840
00:44:36,496 --> 00:44:41,615
Well, that's terrific last though. Benny, what can I say? You see how upset we get when your brother runs behind.
841
00:44:41,648 --> 00:44:47,407
Think what might happen. Can Aren't you the guy who took a bite out of AJ's ass in the$72?
842
00:44:47,407 --> 00:44:47,887
Darlington?
843
00:44:47,887 --> 00:44:48,367
Yeah.
844
00:44:48,367 --> 00:44:51,248
Geez, that suspension looks like it fell off the Empire State Building.
845
00:44:51,248 --> 00:44:55,407
Hey, you know all that stuff we've been listening to on the radio about outlaw race and cops and
846
00:44:55,407 --> 00:44:55,887
Cops and trucks and you're not going to be able to
847
00:44:55,887 --> 00:44:56,847
Trucks and shit.
848
00:44:56,847 --> 00:44:58,768
Him, Dork face. He's running in it.
849
00:44:58,768 --> 00:45:00,688
You have the outlaw eraser!
850
00:45:02,288 --> 00:45:04,688
A real pleasure, Mr Cannonball. A real pleasure.
851
00:45:04,688 --> 00:45:05,648
Yeah.
852
00:45:05,648 --> 00:45:06,128
Uh cars.
853
00:45:06,128 --> 00:45:07,088
The car is all wrapped up.
854
00:45:07,088 --> 00:45:07,568
All wrapped up. When are you going to go?
855
00:45:07,568 --> 00:45:08,318
What are you going to do?
856
00:45:08,496 --> 00:45:09,936
Not much you can do.
857
00:45:10,735 --> 00:45:15,056
[Silence]
858
00:45:15,056 --> 00:45:17,936
Yeah. What do you got? A hot tractor? Uh
859
00:45:17,936 --> 00:45:19,615
Why don't you come around the back and find out?
860
00:45:19,664 --> 00:45:20,143
Why not?
861
00:45:20,143 --> 00:45:20,634
Okay.
862
00:45:21,039 --> 00:45:22,672
It ain't a Maserati, but it ain't bad.
863
00:45:23,952 --> 00:45:24,976
You're kidding.
864
00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:27,695
Pipes.
865
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,847
Trick stuff.
866
00:45:29,487 --> 00:45:31,023
That is a racing machine.
867
00:45:32,496 --> 00:45:32,976
This is a cruise cruise.
868
00:45:32,976 --> 00:45:33,456
Who's cruiser?
869
00:45:33,456 --> 00:45:33,976
Thank you.
870
00:45:34,224 --> 00:45:35,184
Who's cruiser?
871
00:45:35,184 --> 00:45:35,664
Hmm.
872
00:45:35,664 --> 00:45:37,103
Six months I worked on this.
873
00:45:39,856 --> 00:45:40,463
Hey.
874
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,920
Run down.
875
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,210
Four twenty seven block.
876
00:45:47,376 --> 00:45:51,536
Dinah Jet Hollypot. Vertex Mag.
877
00:45:51,536 --> 00:45:52,255
Yeah.
878
00:45:52,431 --> 00:45:53,871
We probably lose a hundred in a second.
879
00:45:53,871 --> 00:45:54,831
Second.
880
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,530
Maybe it ain't as good as what you had.
881
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:58,480
Should be telling it what
882
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,440
No out of what you got.
883
00:46:00,271 --> 00:46:01,168
Send it for you.
884
00:46:01,903 --> 00:46:03,344
Look, Mr. Buckman. This burg is so
885
00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:03,824
is so square.
886
00:46:03,824 --> 00:46:06,224
Square. People think the Avon lady's a movie star.
887
00:46:07,184 --> 00:46:07,664
Buckman wins a transition.
888
00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:11,023
wins a trans American Grand Prix in our car, we're gonna be two heavy duty.
889
00:46:11,023 --> 00:46:11,773
Have you dudes?
890
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,840
But you gotta say our names on T V.
891
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:22,639
At the end of the clip it cuts to the ladies towing the cop car and fucking the pigs on the way to New York. This is just fucking gross. No one should ever fuck a cop ever. No.
892
00:46:22,639 --> 00:46:25,039
No, why would you do that? To a police officer.
893
00:46:25,039 --> 00:46:26,000
Never get laid.
894
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,590
Nope.
895
00:46:26,831 --> 00:46:36,431
The racer who has been sexually harassing the ladies in the car he is paid to drive to New York, pulls up to see the ladies getting it on with the pigs. And again, this is just fucking gross.
896
00:46:36,431 --> 00:46:39,791
Man, how many cops are getting laid in this fucking movie?
897
00:46:39,791 --> 00:46:49,807
The harassing driver tosses all of his gas can reserves into the cop car being towed after opening them and then lights it by tossing his car's cigarette lighter in there.
898
00:46:50,351 --> 00:46:50,831
Gloria.
899
00:46:50,831 --> 00:46:55,152
Glorious fucking explosion that made my heart sing. It's okay for me to say that. Okay.
900
00:46:55,152 --> 00:46:57,072
Okay, we're good. Yes. Yes. Yeah, you're fine.
901
00:46:57,072 --> 00:47:06,224
The explosion breaks the tow bar and the cop car sits on the highway completely consumed by flames as the two pigs stumble out of the van towards it barely.
902
00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:06,704
Barely point.
903
00:47:06,704 --> 00:47:12,463
Yeah. As the ladies toss the rest of their shit out onto the road and speed off.
904
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:13,903
Speed off.
905
00:47:13,903 --> 00:47:14,784
Survived?
906
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:29,592
It then cuts to Carradine in the new car he got from Alan Arkush and Joe Dante himself in a cameo role as the two gearheads. It cuts from that to an awful musician bit in the bad guy's car and are.
907
00:47:29,615 --> 00:47:30,608
Tenth clip.
908
00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:33,456
Fire racing fuel is
909
00:47:33,456 --> 00:47:37,976
[Silence]
910
00:47:38,576 --> 00:47:40,496
And my engine
911
00:47:42,896 --> 00:47:56,864
Hey, Jockey Bret. I'm trying to find out about the goddamn red transam. I can't hear nothing of you better like a dying calf in a windstorm. Now boy, you shut up trying to tear your tongue out and paint you like a barber pole. Well now, folks, hell no bit about all that.
912
00:47:56,864 --> 00:47:58,784
What on jerk?
913
00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:02,608
Just turn your crystal set up and we'll try.
914
00:48:02,608 --> 00:48:04,047
Try it again.
915
00:48:05,487 --> 00:48:06,927
I'm way
916
00:48:08,367 --> 00:48:12,447
[Silence]
917
00:48:13,168 --> 00:48:15,088
That's for throwing my damn gun out the window.
918
00:48:15,088 --> 00:48:16,047
I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
919
00:48:16,047 --> 00:48:17,967
Now then I'm gonna help him too. Shit.
920
00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:20,367
[Silence]
921
00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:23,927
Boy, what a lot of shit this is. Don't we have something else?
922
00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:25,039
What about that car race?
923
00:48:25,039 --> 00:48:25,519
Thanks.
924
00:48:25,519 --> 00:48:26,480
Promised those guys we wouldn't.
925
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:26,960
We wouldn't broadcast.
926
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:31,280
broadcast that story until the race was finished. I bought'em. I can sell'em. The public has a right to know.
927
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:31,760
Okay.
928
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,239
Feel her up.
929
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,199
Yeah.
930
00:48:33,679 --> 00:48:38,969
hell are we gonna do now? You got another broadcast in fifteen minutes, WK Vine Chicago.
931
00:48:38,992 --> 00:48:41,871
I don't know. We're gonna have a little piece of crack.
932
00:48:42,351 --> 00:48:44,271
That's what we're gonna do.
933
00:48:44,784 --> 00:48:45,615
Thank you.
934
00:48:46,543 --> 00:48:47,023
What are you doing?
935
00:48:47,023 --> 00:48:48,943
Where the hell you going, boy? What?
936
00:48:48,943 --> 00:48:50,384
Girl, that car over there's gotta get tort.
937
00:48:50,384 --> 00:48:51,344
Get tort. Excuse me.
938
00:48:51,344 --> 00:48:52,123
Excuse me.
939
00:48:52,623 --> 00:48:54,063
Now you folks probably wouldn't recognize
940
00:48:54,063 --> 00:48:54,543
Recognized me after the right.
941
00:48:54,543 --> 00:48:57,903
I'm Herman Waters.
942
00:48:57,903 --> 00:48:58,384
Helen
943
00:48:58,384 --> 00:49:02,704
Hammond What we were just listening to you on the You know, I really like that stuff.
944
00:49:02,704 --> 00:49:03,664
I like that sign of you.
945
00:49:04,623 --> 00:49:05,114
Thank you.
946
00:49:05,199 --> 00:49:05,679
Спасибо.
947
00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:12,539
Now you see that's uh with my own guitar about half an hour ago.
948
00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:13,615
This sort of fell out the window.
949
00:49:13,615 --> 00:49:18,896
[Silence]
950
00:49:18,896 --> 00:49:19,376
You were at the starting line.
951
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,115
Starting line back in LA, weren't you?
952
00:49:21,168 --> 00:49:22,063
You're in the race too?
953
00:49:22,288 --> 00:49:23,248
Uh
954
00:49:23,248 --> 00:49:23,728
Yes we are.
955
00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:24,688
We are we are short.
956
00:49:24,688 --> 00:49:25,978
purely in the races.
957
00:49:26,159 --> 00:49:29,039
Mr. Waters, I'd be delighted to lend you my control.
958
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,920
You can give it back to me when we get in New York.
959
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,400
I will.
960
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,360
I will. Now darling.
961
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:33,840
Yes.
962
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:41,119
Yes. Now sweetheart, you may just conceivably have saved my career. Say, I bet she's sweeter than a stump broke cow, huh?
963
00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:44,335
Let's cut in water.
964
00:49:45,295 --> 00:49:46,735
Now your next section up here is a real speed.
965
00:49:46,735 --> 00:49:49,615
Yeah. So be careful.
966
00:49:49,615 --> 00:49:52,016
You know we had us a real speed wagon in here.
967
00:49:52,496 --> 00:49:55,376
What kind of speed wagon? Shiny red uh transam and
968
00:49:55,376 --> 00:49:55,856
And man that
969
00:49:55,856 --> 00:49:57,295
Man, that mother was moving.
970
00:49:58,768 --> 00:49:59,728
We'll all land in jail.
971
00:49:59,728 --> 00:50:03,568
Uh Briar Chuck, Briar Chuck, this is Robin Hood.
972
00:50:03,568 --> 00:50:12,637
Do you copy me over? Yeah, ten four. You got prior talking his merry men. Uh how's it hanging there, good buddy? Been waiting here from you all night. Uh was thinking of coming down there to meet you
973
00:50:14,096 --> 00:50:15,096
Ha ha ha.
974
00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:25,775
Yeah, well I'm feeling fairly melody myself. I tell you what, I'd feel a lot better if you boys had ride out and uh give me a hand with a little He asked fire the name of Counterball Butler.
975
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,856
Been trying to run me off the road.
976
00:50:28,047 --> 00:50:42,938
Yeah, 104. We'll definitely blow his finals for him. Uh give us a twenty on that Genamo. He's a driver of red trans lam with yellow trim and the blue stripe down the middle. California license, please. Yeah, 104. You got fire ducking his very men. We're definitely 10 27 to the rendezvous and we're out in.
977
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,320
[Silence]
978
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,179
Try to get him on the radio.
979
00:50:49,231 --> 00:50:56,431
Breaker breaker. This is Zippo calling coy. Do you read me? Boy, this is Zippo. Do you read me? Boy, can you hear me?
980
00:50:56,431 --> 00:50:59,791
Guess what? Those are the gorillas waiting to trash court.
981
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,711
Ziproll, Delphine, this is Cody's car.
982
00:51:01,711 --> 00:51:04,121
Sure. This is Coy's car.
983
00:51:04,143 --> 00:51:04,503
All right.
984
00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:06,927
I'm gonna be Cannonball and you can be Zippo.
985
00:51:06,927 --> 00:51:08,367
After you, cannonball.
986
00:51:08,367 --> 00:51:10,768
Okay. Phyllis, come and get it.
987
00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:11,728
Ha ha ha.
988
00:51:11,728 --> 00:51:13,307
Thank you.
989
00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:17,583
Yeah.
990
00:51:18,608 --> 00:51:20,527
Okay, you turkeys.
991
00:51:20,527 --> 00:51:33,487
The bad dudes beat on the obsessive cannonball fan as the probation officer girlfriend of Cannonball gets out of the car and proceeds to go full on goddamn Linda Carter Wonder Woman ass kicking.
992
00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:36,400
On the thugs, set to seventies funky disco music.
993
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,760
Let's go, Wonder Woman. Yeah. Fucking fuck em up.
994
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:49,135
And it all cuts to Carradine in the new car, smashing up the bad dude's car and spinning them out, then back to the probation.
995
00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:55,599
Officer girlfriend beating wholesale ass for anyone that steps up to challenge.
996
00:51:55,664 --> 00:51:58,543
And I am here for this sequence all fucking day. It's amazing.
997
00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:00,463
Amazing. Fuck fucking do it.
998
00:52:00,463 --> 00:52:09,103
She saves the obsessive fan mechanics ass, and that is the middle third of the film done. Jesus fucking Christ. What a sequence.
999
00:52:09,103 --> 00:52:09,583
Yeah.
1000
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:10,554
Yeah.
1001
00:52:10,576 --> 00:52:11,056
So the lot.
1002
00:52:11,056 --> 00:52:11,536
Yeah.
1003
00:52:11,536 --> 00:52:12,925
Yeah, but seriously, like
1004
00:52:12,943 --> 00:52:27,344
The action sequence of her kicking ass is very much like Linda Carter, where you know she can't quite do some of the stuff that they have her doing, but then she does some stuns that are really incredible at the same time, just like Linda Carter and Wonder Woman. So
1005
00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:27,833
Yeah.
1006
00:52:27,856 --> 00:52:32,655
You're impressed either way, and then also it's really fucking sexy to watch a fucking brunette beat the shit out of some dudes.
1007
00:52:32,655 --> 00:52:36,496
[Silence]
1008
00:52:36,496 --> 00:52:37,456
Yeah.
1009
00:52:37,456 --> 00:52:42,686
I have paid devil for that kind of action, including being one of the people getting beat up by the brunette.
1010
00:52:42,704 --> 00:52:44,143
Why wouldn't you?
1011
00:52:44,143 --> 00:52:45,583
Ha ha ha.
1012
00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:47,983
No judgment on my kinks now, folks.
1013
00:52:47,983 --> 00:52:50,864
No, you don't judge anybody.
1014
00:52:50,864 --> 00:52:51,773
Yeah.
1015
00:52:51,983 --> 00:52:55,824
Every now and then you need a raven haired fucking goddess to beat the fuck out of you.
1016
00:52:55,824 --> 00:52:57,744
I mean like uh big time.
1017
00:52:57,744 --> 00:52:58,224
Yeah.
1018
00:52:58,224 --> 00:52:59,193
Ha ha ha.
1019
00:53:00,655 --> 00:53:02,096
Fucking, I mean, yeah.
1020
00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:02,576
Yeah.
1021
00:53:02,576 --> 00:53:04,496
We should probably move on because the audience is really
1022
00:53:04,496 --> 00:53:07,376
We should really move on. It's starting to get real creepy around here.
1023
00:53:07,376 --> 00:53:11,695
All right, so the run to the end starts as Carradine pulls up in our eleven.
1024
00:53:12,175 --> 00:53:13,615
How you doing hero?
1025
00:53:13,615 --> 00:53:16,815
God. I think I need a doctor.
1026
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:24,239
Okay. Not bad. But you should have seen police ladies personally routine. Oh, yeah?
1027
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,780
Something I picked you up at a police rape clinic.
1028
00:53:26,831 --> 00:53:27,791
Been going on around here, anyhow.
1029
00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,192
We heard Kate Redman on the radio. He told him to trash
1030
00:53:30,192 --> 00:53:37,871
Oh, I get it. Those bastards thought you were me. Hey man, don't you get it? I am you. I got the red transam, I got the clothes, I even got the girl.
1031
00:53:37,871 --> 00:53:38,351
Not the girl.
1032
00:53:38,351 --> 00:53:44,143
All you got is the baseball cab and those weird low rider wheels. Where the hell did you get those? You're the mechanic. You check'em out, huh?
1033
00:53:44,143 --> 00:53:46,543
[Silence]
1034
00:53:46,543 --> 00:53:49,423
What is it?
1035
00:53:49,423 --> 00:53:49,903
Quite.
1036
00:53:49,903 --> 00:53:53,264
Coy, I want to drive. I'm worried about Seppo. He doesn't really know he is anybody.
1037
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:58,992
Stay with a watching for me, Linda. If we leave Zip alone now, there's just no telling what kind of trouble we get in. The race is almost over.
1038
00:53:59,472 --> 00:54:01,871
So what's the first thing I'm gonna do when we get to New York?
1039
00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:02,351
Yeah.
1040
00:54:02,351 --> 00:54:04,271
Yeah.
1041
00:54:04,271 --> 00:54:05,231
Grazie.
1042
00:54:05,231 --> 00:54:07,291
[Silence]
1043
00:54:07,536 --> 00:54:20,976
Hey man, I got some bad news. Somebody punched a hole in your gas tank and she's leaking pretty bad. Can it help you? No. You take my girl and get the hell out of here. And I'm warning you, if you want to get this thing fixed, I'm gonna be back on the road and old cannonballs are gonna be passing you like you weren't even there.
1044
00:54:20,976 --> 00:54:22,425
What do you mean? I'm old canon.
1045
00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:25,807
Come on, Linda. Happy highways, Zippo.
1046
00:54:25,807 --> 00:54:26,768
Hey Darling.
1047
00:54:27,344 --> 00:54:28,784
How about if instead of uh
1048
00:54:28,784 --> 00:54:29,744
Uh buying a house with the
1049
00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:36,463
I mean all the kids at both.
1050
00:54:36,463 --> 00:54:37,083
Amen.
1051
00:54:37,327 --> 00:54:37,807
Sure.
1052
00:54:37,807 --> 00:54:41,168
Okay. Sure, then You could run for governor of
1053
00:54:41,168 --> 00:54:42,128
Governor of California.
1054
00:54:42,128 --> 00:54:45,177
And if I win that I could run for president of the United States.
1055
00:54:45,456 --> 00:54:49,103
That sounds pretty good. Well we could buy a house anywhere we want if we were president and first lady.
1056
00:54:49,103 --> 00:54:49,583
First lady.
1057
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:54,264
Don't you think you ought to try for something small first, though, like dog catcher?
1058
00:54:54,447 --> 00:54:55,407
I'm only kidding.
1059
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,431
You want the present?
1060
00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,168
Look at that.
1061
00:55:06,992 --> 00:55:18,320
[Silence]
1062
00:55:18,351 --> 00:55:19,311
I'll let it held out for a while.
1063
00:55:19,311 --> 00:55:21,231
For one more hour.
1064
00:55:21,231 --> 00:55:21,711
I don't remember.
1065
00:55:21,711 --> 00:55:22,192
We're gonna try to find it.
1066
00:55:22,192 --> 00:55:23,632
Well I guess I'm not going to be able to
1067
00:55:23,632 --> 00:55:24,592
Well, I guess we have a comment.
1068
00:55:24,592 --> 00:55:25,552
How much do I do?
1069
00:55:25,552 --> 00:55:27,472
Might as well check out that shopping center off there.
1070
00:55:27,472 --> 00:55:28,152
Yeah.
1071
00:55:28,271 --> 00:55:28,880
Hmm.
1072
00:55:31,056 --> 00:55:33,456
The only way we're gonna get a fan belt around here is a little bit more than a little bit.
1073
00:55:33,936 --> 00:55:35,356
Yeah.
1074
00:55:35,536 --> 00:55:39,376
What do you think? We could leave them some money and a note explaining why we had to do it. Okay, you're right to note.
1075
00:55:39,376 --> 00:55:41,945
[Silence]
1076
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,360
Shall we uh try the yellow car? I'll take the doors.
1077
00:55:46,288 --> 00:55:49,648
Lock. Hey Senator. Yeah. How do you spell reimbursed?
1078
00:55:49,648 --> 00:55:50,128
Sorry.
1079
00:55:50,128 --> 00:55:53,231
Sorry. R E I and
1080
00:55:53,295 --> 00:55:53,775
Me you are a
1081
00:55:53,775 --> 00:55:55,695
U R L C. U R L D?
1082
00:55:55,695 --> 00:55:57,726
[Silence]
1083
00:55:58,096 --> 00:55:58,576
Right.
1084
00:55:58,576 --> 00:56:00,496
Good morning. What's going on here? Well, my
1085
00:56:00,496 --> 00:56:06,076
Well my battery died and um this young man here was kind enough to try and help me start it.
1086
00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,536
What are you doing with the crowbar?
1087
00:56:07,536 --> 00:56:10,396
My hood release is busted and this is the only way I can get it open.
1088
00:56:13,007 --> 00:56:13,871
Fix the trade.
1089
00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:14,896
You got a jumper, Kevin?
1090
00:56:14,896 --> 00:56:15,376
I
1091
00:56:15,376 --> 00:56:17,246
I uh have one in here.
1092
00:56:17,456 --> 00:56:17,936
Here you go.
1093
00:56:17,936 --> 00:56:20,335
All right now, you get that battery charged up.
1094
00:56:21,775 --> 00:56:22,735
Can't be so lucky next time.
1095
00:56:22,735 --> 00:56:25,135
You're absolutely right. I will. Thank you very much.
1096
00:56:25,135 --> 00:56:26,576
Thank you very much.
1097
00:56:26,992 --> 00:56:28,431
You have a nice day now.
1098
00:56:28,431 --> 00:56:30,711
Hey, that was pretty fascinating. Thank you.
1099
00:56:31,536 --> 00:56:32,976
You think he's gonna be back?
1100
00:56:33,135 --> 00:56:34,576
Well, not before I get this on, I hope.
1101
00:56:35,503 --> 00:56:37,135
You think $5 is enough?
1102
00:56:37,552 --> 00:56:40,271
Uh yeah, just gotta tighten this thing up a little bit.
1103
00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:42,974
The car.
1104
00:56:42,992 --> 00:56:45,039
[Silence]
1105
00:56:45,679 --> 00:56:46,096
We're gonna do
1106
00:56:50,447 --> 00:56:51,791
Hold it right there!
1107
00:56:52,175 --> 00:56:52,847
Alright.
1108
00:56:52,847 --> 00:56:57,871
[Silence]
1109
00:56:58,864 --> 00:57:09,423
I gotta say, the kids are making a right choice every time. And Skullnik there is our main hero's little brother. So he got this role probably through nepotism. Yeah.
1110
00:57:09,423 --> 00:57:09,903
Yeah.
1111
00:57:09,903 --> 00:57:15,695
But then again, all the carradines got their roles usually through nepotism because John Carradine, let's face it.
1112
00:57:15,824 --> 00:57:19,664
Yeah. John Carradine was always gonna let his kids get in there.
1113
00:57:19,664 --> 00:57:20,143
Yeah.
1114
00:57:20,143 --> 00:57:24,463
I mean everybody's gotta work in the caridine household and everybody's gotta do movies apparently.
1115
00:57:24,463 --> 00:57:28,784
Yeah, yeah. Everyone's everyone's gotta do movies. Everyone's gonna hang.
1116
00:57:28,784 --> 00:57:32,635
Right. But I am totally I'm totally rooting for the
1117
00:57:32,655 --> 00:57:47,545
youngest Carradine brother here and the lady that is his girlfriend, I don't know if you recognized her or not. She shows up in the howling and then she's also the woman who begs Mrs. Deagle to try and save her uh house from being foreclosed on just to give them a little more time.
1118
00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:51,887
She says that she's taken up sewing and that her husband Joe's been out of work. It's the same actress.
1119
00:57:51,887 --> 00:57:53,807
Well right then. Good for them. Yeah.
1120
00:57:53,807 --> 00:58:05,295
Yeah. Like I said, like a lot of people that came out of the Corman world, like including Joe Dante, used like Dick Miller and this actress and a lot of other people over and over again because they already worked together with Corman. So there you go.
1121
00:58:05,295 --> 00:58:06,255
Of course, there you go.
1122
00:58:06,255 --> 00:58:06,735
There you go.
1123
00:58:06,735 --> 00:58:17,246
All right, so at the end of the clip, they do a terrific sequence of the young keridine dipping, ducking, diving, dodging, flipping, and flopping around behind, over, and
1124
00:58:17,264 --> 00:58:29,744
below cars and a truly impressive bit of action he did before stealing the cop car and driving it off enough to where they can escape before tossing the keys and driving off. Holy fuck, chef's kiss for that sequence.
1125
00:58:29,744 --> 00:58:32,094
Yeah. That was uh that was sweet.
1126
00:58:32,112 --> 00:58:32,592
Ha ha ha.
1127
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:39,641
What's funny is I actually described the action as he did it on screen and I just put the word in there. So that's how I did it.
1128
00:58:39,824 --> 00:58:41,264
Good job. Good for you.
1129
00:58:41,264 --> 00:58:49,903
It cuts from this It cuts from this to the two guys in a crop duster like plane, which is more dialogue that will save my breath and our twelve club.
1130
00:58:52,688 --> 00:58:55,695
What is the entrance to the Thank you.
1131
00:58:55,695 --> 00:58:56,695
You haven't gotten her yet.
1132
00:58:56,751 --> 00:58:57,711
Not the shadow of the chance.
1133
00:58:57,711 --> 00:58:58,672
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1134
00:58:58,672 --> 00:58:59,152
Thank you.
1135
00:58:59,152 --> 00:59:00,112
Thank you.
1136
00:59:02,224 --> 00:59:02,704
Take me down.
1137
00:59:02,704 --> 00:59:16,143
Uh yeah, well as a matter of fact, Larry, I would like to dedicate my song to a very, very pretty young lady who lent me her guitar a while back when my my favorite blondie met with it. Unfortunately.
1138
00:59:17,711 --> 00:59:18,192
Up and planning
1139
00:59:18,192 --> 00:59:19,632
Planning for months
1140
00:59:20,592 --> 00:59:22,512
I can win it
1141
00:59:24,431 --> 00:59:26,141
What the hell are you trying to do, you
1142
00:59:26,992 --> 00:59:29,391
I'm gonna pull a thorn out of my side permanently.
1143
00:59:29,871 --> 00:59:31,672
Mr. Redskin, please.
1144
00:59:32,367 --> 00:59:35,664
[Silence]
1145
00:59:35,664 --> 00:59:37,583
Bye now, Furman.
1146
00:59:41,552 --> 00:59:42,512
Right, yeah.
1147
00:59:43,152 --> 00:59:55,152
End of the clip cuts to Carradine in the Ford going through unfinished and unpaved bypass highway land currently under construction. That is a shortcut to New York City. Do you remember when we built solid infrastructure? Wow, good times.
1148
00:59:55,152 --> 00:59:58,041
Nope. I don't actually remember that at all.
1149
00:59:58,063 --> 00:59:58,543
Anyway.
1150
00:59:58,543 --> 01:00:09,583
Anyway, the bad guy is on his tail and they are zooming past some really huge construction equipment that is just dangerous and fucking stupid, but cool as hell to watch.
1151
01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:10,063
Yeah.
1152
01:00:10,063 --> 01:00:10,653
Yeah.
1153
01:00:10,672 --> 01:00:11,632
It's big.
1154
01:00:11,632 --> 01:00:24,112
It's basically a demolition derby between the two cars trying to get to the city first. Plenty of ridiculous jumps and damage done to both vehicles, but it's a thumpin' good fucking time to watch. I'm not gonna describe it all. Watch this shit, it's fucking good.
1155
01:00:24,112 --> 01:00:28,463
Yeah. It's it's it's good shit. Get in get yourself involved.
1156
01:00:28,496 --> 01:00:43,385
A cop joins in, catches the black car the bad guy was in, who steals the cop's gun whenever he brings it too close to the window, throws the fucking cop to the ground, and then speeds off with the stolen gun. I mean, I hate the fact that it's the bad guy who did this, but that's still fucking cool.
1157
01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:45,807
Yeah, man, it's so nice. So...
1158
01:00:45,807 --> 01:00:59,440
Teridine comes up to an incomplete gap that is way too fucking high in the sky on the bypass. So he turns around. He has the bad guy shoot at him. So he turns right back around and goes for the jump at the bottom of that hill.
1159
01:00:59,503 --> 01:01:14,393
With the bad guy in hot pursuit, Carradine gets the speed up enough to completely bury the needle with the help of obvious movie magic. He makes the jump, but I don't care at this point because this is fun as fuck. This movie has built up so much.
1160
01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:24,016
Goodwill that Mat lines may have registered with me as the car lands, but that doesn't make me want it to be fully real. I'm just glad it looked cool enough and was that fucking fun.
1161
01:01:24,016 --> 01:01:25,936
Yeah, right. Good shit.
1162
01:01:25,936 --> 01:01:26,496
Yeah.
1163
01:01:26,512 --> 01:01:41,402
Having said that, the black car cannot gain speed because of the broken guitar headstock stuck under the cast pedal, so the bad guy skids out, curves to the side, and goes off the side of the unfinished skyline overpass and crashes.
1164
01:01:41,423 --> 01:01:50,063
To his death by fiery explosion. This actual crash was glorious, and everyone knows I love me some explosions in movies. So chef's kiss.
1165
01:01:50,063 --> 01:01:51,503
Chef's kiss.
1166
01:01:51,983 --> 01:01:56,253
This cuts to a chase between the harasser guy in the paid dragon.
1167
01:01:56,271 --> 01:02:11,101
Driving gig car and the cannonball fake out car with the girlfriend still in it. When a dude has a real problem with how he eats lifesavers, start setting up the dumbest and most elaborate shooting nest under a car hooked up.
1168
01:02:11,119 --> 01:02:15,440
Yeah.
1169
01:02:16,431 --> 01:02:17,391
Whatever.
1170
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,760
What I mean, what are you gonna do?
1171
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:28,880
He sets up and and murders the obsessed fan mechanic with an admittedly solid shot, but that sends the hired driver car
1172
01:02:29,039 --> 01:02:35,280
careening in terror and squashes the shooter dead whenever said jack falls out from under the car like they're known to fucking do. Yeah.
1173
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,159
Yeah,'cause I mean jacks are always gonna fall out of your car.
1174
01:02:38,159 --> 01:02:48,751
The cannonball car spins out and the girlfriend slides out to get road rash as the car flips over and explodes, as we saw in the beginning nightmare sequence before.
1175
01:02:48,751 --> 01:02:50,672
That looked painful.
1176
01:02:50,672 --> 01:02:58,782
The young couple comes upon and finds the injured woman, and they have some dialogue about her condition in our 13th clip.
1177
01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,280
Oh my god.
1178
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,903
My God. Oh my god!
1179
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:04,016
[Silence]
1180
01:03:05,007 --> 01:03:05,615
Put it in the car.
1181
01:03:05,744 --> 01:03:07,184
But isn't it dangerous to move her?
1182
01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:07,664
We have no choice.
1183
01:03:07,664 --> 01:03:08,143
I have no choice.
1184
01:03:08,143 --> 01:03:08,864
Okay.
1185
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:10,000
We gotta get her to a
1186
01:03:12,911 --> 01:03:15,791
Jim, should we go back? No, we gotta get this girl to the hospital and call the police.
1187
01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:16,382
Please.
1188
01:03:19,119 --> 01:03:34,010
As they were speeding off, they cause a truck to careen off the road and explode, which then starts a massive pile-up sequence. That is fucking insane. And seriously, you just have to watch this. I cannot describe this and give it justice at all. It's more cars piling up than
1189
01:03:34,032 --> 01:03:40,751
And I am willing to fucking count, and all of them exploded into a fucking inferno. No notes. That's how you fucking movie. Yeah.
1190
01:03:40,751 --> 01:03:43,152
movie. Yeah, that's that's that's how you do it.
1191
01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:47,871
The movie cuts from this to the hospital and our 14th clip.
1192
01:03:48,143 --> 01:03:49,583
She's okay and her family's being notified.
1193
01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:50,463
Staying out of time.
1194
01:03:50,512 --> 01:03:52,911
There's really nothing more you can do now. Why don't you go and get some rest?
1195
01:03:52,911 --> 01:03:53,871
Some rest.
1196
01:03:55,311 --> 01:03:56,271
Yeah, yeah.
1197
01:03:56,911 --> 01:03:57,391
It's fire.
1198
01:03:57,391 --> 01:03:58,831
Let's find ourselves in a hotel and get a little
1199
01:03:58,831 --> 01:03:59,791
Yeah.
1200
01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:01,231
I've had it, of course.
1201
01:04:01,679 --> 01:04:06,000
Jim, we've only got a few miles left to go. Let's finish the race. The race has been one.
1202
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,360
[Silence]
1203
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,199
Well how would it look you quit in a race right before the end?
1204
01:04:13,199 --> 01:04:15,119
For the finish.
1205
01:04:19,472 --> 01:04:26,672
Seriously, I'm rooting for these fucking kids. They waited till they made sure the lady was okay and then they just want to finish the race to finish the race because they made it this far.
1206
01:04:26,672 --> 01:04:29,552
Yeah, g give'em a quick pick me up, like cocaine.
1207
01:04:29,552 --> 01:04:30,032
Ha ha ha.
1208
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:32,400
Jersey this guy should do cocaine about it.
1209
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:38,159
This is the nineteen seventies. You know that doctor gave'em some fucking bennies'cause they were just handing out speed like it was nothing.
1210
01:04:38,159 --> 01:04:46,269
Yeah, definitely. But you know what? Uh the jokes on them, uh this kid as A D A D H D and just you know has been diet
1211
01:04:46,288 --> 01:04:53,487
diagnose'cause no one's figured it out back then. And uh so that uh all those uppers aren't gonna do shit except for make him concentrate really well.
1212
01:04:53,487 --> 01:04:55,887
Which is what he wants while he's driving. So Yeah.
1213
01:04:57,007 --> 01:05:11,418
At the end of the clip they cut back to even more cars piling up and exploding into balls of fire. And I am as giddy as can be and wondering why I enjoy such carnage and suffering like this. But I'm also not willing to put in the work on self reflection. So
1214
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:21,360
So I just go back to trying and failing to count how many fucking crashes continue to happen and smile as I laugh like Ron Swanson while doing it.
1215
01:05:24,047 --> 01:05:25,327
Ha ha ha!
1216
01:05:25,456 --> 01:05:26,896
Yeah. I mean of course.
1217
01:05:26,896 --> 01:05:30,255
Hopefully I remember to punch in a Ron Swanson giggle because that would be
1218
01:05:30,735 --> 01:05:35,056
Hehehehe Ha ha ha Ha ha ha!
1219
01:05:35,344 --> 01:05:50,233
At some point in the middle of it, Mary Warnoff drives up in her van and drives through the exploding mess of death, all the while cars continue to pile up around them and explode, and she navigates it, no problem, like she was raised in a Mad Max universe.
1220
01:05:50,255 --> 01:05:58,768
And just dropped here into this movie to do this race before going back to her dimension and ruling the fucking wasteland. She drives it that well, seriously.
1221
01:05:58,768 --> 01:05:59,728
Yeah.
1222
01:05:59,728 --> 01:06:00,688
Yeah.
1223
01:06:00,688 --> 01:06:01,168
Looks good.
1224
01:06:01,168 --> 01:06:09,847
Good. I know this is all done through the magic of editing, and I am probably being shown the same crashes from multiple angles to make it feel more dynamic.
1225
01:06:09,871 --> 01:06:24,731
and more awful than it was. And I don't care because it was done so well and super fun to watch. All of that shit happen all at once, even though they do it from all those angles. It no notes. These crashing pile-ups were horrific and really, really well done.
1226
01:06:24,751 --> 01:06:27,632
Oh yeah. I mean it was just excellent.
1227
01:06:27,632 --> 01:06:32,251
Mary makes it through and they cut to dialogue which is our fifteenth clip.
1228
01:06:32,496 --> 01:06:32,976
Hey, put on your uniform.
1229
01:06:32,976 --> 01:06:33,936
uniforms girl.
1230
01:06:34,896 --> 01:06:35,856
That is why.
1231
01:06:36,815 --> 01:06:37,775
The first ones.
1232
01:06:37,775 --> 01:06:39,695
Where is everybody?
1233
01:06:40,943 --> 01:06:43,920
According to my seat, this is Terry McMillan.
1234
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:44,880
And it's blazer.
1235
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,039
Yay!
1236
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:47,760
Congratulations.
1237
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:48,719
Congratulations, Mr. McMillan.
1238
01:06:48,719 --> 01:06:50,159
Thank you, thank you.
1239
01:06:50,159 --> 01:06:51,119
Well first, we made it.
1240
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:52,559
I knew we'd make it.
1241
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:53,519
A long hard race, but we have
1242
01:06:53,519 --> 01:06:56,400
[Silence]
1243
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,139
All the way.
1244
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,280
I think uh some champagne.
1245
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,719
Champagne's appropriate.
1246
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,320
Yeah.
1247
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,239
I think I left it on the plane.
1248
01:07:09,295 --> 01:07:10,255
You've been listening to it all across
1249
01:07:10,255 --> 01:07:11,695
All across the country is perfect.
1250
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:12,655
The water's erased over this emission.
1251
01:07:12,655 --> 01:07:13,615
over this America of ours.
1252
01:07:13,615 --> 01:07:14,096
Hermann.
1253
01:07:14,096 --> 01:07:16,496
Urban Waters in my racing heart.
1254
01:07:16,496 --> 01:07:24,186
As that awful song starts up again, we see the various participants pulling into New York and making their way into the Lincoln Tunnel. Real travelog kind of.
1255
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:35,248
Of shots from the air of all over the city, including Times Square and a bunch of other cool stuff. Within seven minutes left in the film, the ladies crash into a car trying to shortcut through an alley, and that starts a real
1256
01:07:35,248 --> 01:07:49,103
Road rage incident, and they are both stuck as fuck the way they got wedged into the alley from that collision. Carradine pulls in as the actual first car, and that means more dialogue and our final clip.
1257
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,327
[Silence]
1258
01:07:54,543 --> 01:07:55,983
What the hell are you doing here?
1259
01:07:55,983 --> 01:07:56,463
¡Ay no, ya que estaba aquí!
1260
01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:56,943
Don't get you on.
1261
01:07:56,943 --> 01:07:57,423
You are.
1262
01:07:57,423 --> 01:07:58,074
Thank you.
1263
01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:58,960
What happened to your car, kid?
1264
01:07:58,960 --> 01:07:59,920
Target.
1265
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:01,369
Thank you.
1266
01:08:01,615 --> 01:08:02,096
Does that mean I No
1267
01:08:02,096 --> 01:08:04,016
No, get in there and stand for your entrance ticket.
1268
01:08:04,016 --> 01:08:04,496
You
1269
01:08:04,496 --> 01:08:05,936
You are about to win your super race.
1270
01:08:05,936 --> 01:08:08,815
Mr. Buckman, tell us how you win the race.
1271
01:08:08,815 --> 01:08:09,775
I don't know.
1272
01:08:09,775 --> 01:08:10,735
Thank you.
1273
01:08:10,735 --> 01:08:13,135
Hey, look later with that stuff, will you? We ain't wanna race till we get that.
1274
01:08:13,135 --> 01:08:14,096
Do I get that ticket stamp?
1275
01:08:14,096 --> 01:08:16,015
Well I got it here someplace.
1276
01:08:16,528 --> 01:08:17,488
Amen.
1277
01:08:17,967 --> 01:08:20,368
How did you avoid the big pile of Canon Ball? What pylog?
1278
01:08:20,368 --> 01:08:23,728
It was nothing a couple of cars on the jersey trackback. It was really nothing.
1279
01:08:23,728 --> 01:08:24,688
You call 17.
1280
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:26,608
감사합니다.
1281
01:08:27,087 --> 01:08:28,047
It was a red trans.
1282
01:08:28,047 --> 01:08:29,488
We thought it was you at first.
1283
01:08:29,904 --> 01:08:32,783
Well, Linda and Zippo are in that car. Benny, what the hell's going on?
1284
01:08:32,783 --> 01:08:34,423
Yeah, fine. Come on, will you?
1285
01:08:34,511 --> 01:08:41,310
I saw the whole thing from the copter. I'm afraid the driver bought the farm. Somebody picked the girl up, must have taken her to a hospital. What hospital?
1286
01:08:41,328 --> 01:08:43,728
St. Paul's, Glennfield, New Jersey. How do I get there?
1287
01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:44,207
Okay.
1288
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,167
Cut!
1289
01:08:45,551 --> 01:08:46,511
Wait any, what the hell is it?
1290
01:08:46,511 --> 01:08:46,990
What the hell is it?
1291
01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:47,470
Just
1292
01:08:47,470 --> 01:08:47,951
Just then.
1293
01:08:47,951 --> 01:08:48,911
Just there to think it, will you? Come on.
1294
01:08:48,911 --> 01:08:50,140
Come on.
1295
01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:53,136
I posted a lot of ass for you today.
1296
01:08:53,136 --> 01:08:54,095
Who's that thinking?
1297
01:08:54,095 --> 01:08:55,225
That if you bust for me.
1298
01:08:55,376 --> 01:08:55,855
Yeah.
1299
01:08:55,855 --> 01:08:59,216
[Silence]
1300
01:09:00,912 --> 01:09:02,351
It was you that blew up the German driver, wasn't it?
1301
01:09:02,351 --> 01:09:05,712
When you stamp the goddamn ticket, you haven't won a race to stamp the ticket.
1302
01:09:05,712 --> 01:09:06,671
I've won the race.
1303
01:09:06,671 --> 01:09:10,511
Cory, this is important to me. It's not just the money. My life is on the line.
1304
01:09:13,167 --> 01:09:15,087
Keep this as a souvenir of Zippo.
1305
01:09:15,344 --> 01:09:18,000
If you want it stamped, stamp it yourself.
1306
01:09:18,127 --> 01:09:19,823
How do I get to the hospital?
1307
01:09:20,047 --> 01:09:21,551
Come on, Corey. I'll take it.
1308
01:09:21,967 --> 01:09:22,927
We got a lot to talk about.
1309
01:09:22,927 --> 01:09:23,738
Thank you.
1310
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:26,768
Well, Benny, you and I have a lot to talk about too.
1311
01:09:27,470 --> 01:09:28,430
Let's conduct Mr. Buckham.
1312
01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:29,871
Mm-hmm.
1313
01:09:29,871 --> 01:09:31,310
Boy, two nine winners in a row.
1314
01:09:31,310 --> 01:09:33,296
Yeah. Yeah. Summer.
1315
01:09:33,296 --> 01:09:34,256
Right.
1316
01:09:38,256 --> 01:09:39,216
ご視聴ありがとうございました
1317
01:09:40,015 --> 01:09:41,935
Why? W what we come in third? Fourth.
1318
01:09:41,935 --> 01:09:42,414
You are the winner!
1319
01:09:42,414 --> 01:09:43,375
the winners. Congratulations.
1320
01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:45,295
Congratulate.
1321
01:09:45,295 --> 01:09:47,694
We won! We won!
1322
01:09:47,694 --> 01:09:49,135
Whoa!
1323
01:09:49,264 --> 01:09:50,703
Doc monitor.
1324
01:09:54,319 --> 01:09:55,279
Doctor Acker?
1325
01:09:55,568 --> 01:09:56,047
Yeah.
1326
01:09:56,047 --> 01:09:57,007
I'm roaming out.
1327
01:09:57,007 --> 01:09:58,078
So I can't.
1328
01:09:58,127 --> 01:10:00,528
They didn't have anything in a king size bit.
1329
01:10:02,127 --> 01:10:03,087
I better take the oil.
1330
01:10:03,087 --> 01:10:17,018
At the end of the clip, the delivery of the hired driver car happens, which is that better change your oil phrase that you hear at the very end of the clip. The look on the couple's face is fucking hilarious. And that dude struts off just as funky as the
1331
01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:22,329
[Silence]
1332
01:10:23,087 --> 01:10:24,528
Fucking sucks!
1333
01:10:24,528 --> 01:10:25,967
I still think that's really harsh.
1334
01:10:25,967 --> 01:10:30,032
Yeah, I mean it feels Real mean.
1335
01:10:30,032 --> 01:10:31,952
Really unnecessarily mean, yeah.
1336
01:10:31,952 --> 01:10:36,752
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think that's that's definitely your fault. Um
1337
01:10:37,231 --> 01:10:45,904
Man, this film was fucking great. I gotta say, I really love the work that they did for the kids to become the winners. I thought that was a really cool idea. It it
1338
01:10:46,384 --> 01:10:58,333
It worked for me. I totally was like ready for it and it I popped. Like I was like, oh, right. They won, they did all of the right stuff. They made all the right decisions. They helped everyone. They did exactly the kind of thing that you would want someone
1339
01:10:58,351 --> 01:11:13,181
to do when they're on the road and like, you know, w come across someone that's been hurt. They go out of their way to take that woman to the hospital. They try to help the guy stay awake even though he's their competition and they could have just passed him and let him crash. Right. Like every choice that
1340
01:11:13,199 --> 01:11:28,029
you would hope someone would make and do the right thing. This couple does, and then through some kind of like movie magic karma, they end up winning and they get to have all of their dreams come true. And like the guy really seems like he wants power, but at the same time it feels like he
1341
01:11:28,047 --> 01:11:39,568
He effectively is just like, well, I don't have to worry about taking care of you if I can become president. So maybe he's just like doing this pipe dream thing. Maybe they will just buy a house with the money in Hawaii and go live and be happy. Like, I hope so.
1342
01:11:39,568 --> 01:11:40,528
I hope so. That would be nice. Yeah.
1343
01:11:40,528 --> 01:11:41,967
Yeah, I w you know I hope that that's
1344
01:11:41,967 --> 01:11:48,431
I'm hoping for a nice little You know, that they're all gonna be uh you know, they they're gonna have all happy endings.
1345
01:11:48,431 --> 01:11:59,002
Right. And we also get to see that David Carradine is with his lady. He finds out what's important and he was fast enough and he's the only guy that survived. So if it was him
1346
01:11:59,024 --> 01:12:12,734
him and the other guy competing for that racing job. Carate now has a racing job at the end of this too. So he's gonna be okay. His lady doesn't have to worry about him anymore because now he's gonna be racing professionally and legally in controlled environments that he'll be more safe.
1347
01:12:12,752 --> 01:12:18,703
Yes. And he and he'll be everything's gonna be just fine for David Carradine now. So everything
1348
01:12:18,703 --> 01:12:26,863
Everybody you want to have something good happen happens. And even the people that I hate but I didn't want to have them die, they get kicked out of the car before death. So they're okay.
1349
01:12:26,863 --> 01:12:30,576
Yeah. And uh we saw cops get fucked with, so
1350
01:12:30,576 --> 01:12:40,655
So many cops fucked with in both of these movies, both last week and this week, and I'm here for it all day. And I'm loving these fucking rogue roadmaster movies that we're watching with these cards.
1351
01:12:40,655 --> 01:12:46,927
I know, I'm loving these things. Just from a simpler time where there weren't flock cameras everywhere.
1352
01:12:47,408 --> 01:12:56,047
When we weren't being watched constantly and wondering what's gonna fucking happen and when we're terrified of what we can and can't say on a podcast because it may be listened to. Yeah.
1353
01:12:56,047 --> 01:13:02,224
Yeah, I know, right? And and and maybe not even by people, but by like AI and shit.
1354
01:13:02,319 --> 01:13:03,471
Yeah.
1355
01:13:03,536 --> 01:13:04,975
Welcome to the surveillance state, my man.
1356
01:13:04,975 --> 01:13:05,456
My man.
1357
01:13:05,456 --> 01:13:08,815
Yeah, in nineteen eighty four. I didn't know they were using that as a playbook.
1358
01:13:08,815 --> 01:13:09,296
Yeah.
1359
01:13:09,296 --> 01:13:09,815
Ha ha ha.
1360
01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:14,351
Oh fuck it. Well, do you have anything nice to say about the movie or are we just gonna complain about it?
1361
01:13:14,351 --> 01:13:25,904
I I'm I've uh nice to say I loved it. I find loved it. Loved the cars in it. Uh good muscle cars, good racing, good action. Uh acting was d fine enough for this movie.
1362
01:13:25,904 --> 01:13:42,192
The only thing that was fantastical and not believable was that jump of the gap in that like skyline overpass. But the way that they pulled it off, it made Yeah.
1363
01:13:42,192 --> 01:13:42,671
Yeah.
1364
01:13:42,671 --> 01:13:54,622
And it was just kind of movie magic that got him across. And you do see how they did the edit, you do see the seam on how he lands on the other side and how they did a s less significant jump just to have the car land.
1365
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:59,920
And then they just kind of edited it in to look like he was landing on the other side of the overpass.
1366
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:00,880
Yeah.
1367
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:09,470
And really that was the only thing that was fantastical and not actually done by a car. Everything else, it did not look like it was editing to make like make.
1368
01:14:09,488 --> 01:14:24,318
it look like it was more severe, other than they may have done the editing to make there look like there were more cars piling up, which I'm totally fine with. That gimmick was working. All those multiple angles of those cars crashing, I couldn't get enough of that. It would just it just
1369
01:14:24,336 --> 01:14:35,376
No. It it even though it kept going, it felt like I was seeing more and more different crashes every time and it tricked my brain and I was really like, Holy shit, how many cars are they crashing here?
1370
01:14:35,376 --> 01:14:36,336
Yeah.
1371
01:14:36,336 --> 01:14:39,166
You know, especially like the Mor Mary Warnoff sequence.
1372
01:14:39,184 --> 01:14:54,014
She's literally like, or whoever's driving that van through that section, if it is her or if it's a stunt driver, you see in a wide shot where it's just like cars lined up for them to zipzag through, and then they have edits where there's smoke everywhere and they can't see in the
1373
01:14:54,032 --> 01:15:08,862
the car, but that doesn't mean that they're turning through those cars or there's any cars piling up in that. They just edit it so back and back and forth so well that it makes it feel like they're escaping pile ups as it just keeps building up and she's swerving as the pileups change.
1374
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:21,840
The turns and everything. It's so well edited. I just have to point that out. Like'cause I mean, like after I see that wide shot, I'm like, oh, clearly that wasn't as many cars as they made it look like as that was happening. So chef's kiss to how well done that was.
1375
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,207
was again beautiful yeah beautiful
1376
01:15:24,207 --> 01:15:30,847
Yeah, like and I'm actually not going overboard blowing the film. Like that's just all stuff that happened that was really well done.
1377
01:15:31,408 --> 01:15:32,368
Yeah.
1378
01:15:33,264 --> 01:15:37,104
You did it well. And uh like I said, you were gonna blow this movie.
1379
01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:37,583
And
1380
01:15:37,583 --> 01:15:40,384
And you you definitely throated it.
1381
01:15:40,528 --> 01:15:45,328
Maybe that's why I'm so hoarse. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm hitting my vape way more than I fucking should have.
1382
01:15:45,328 --> 01:15:45,807
No, no.
1383
01:15:45,807 --> 01:15:49,167
Oh no, it's'cause this movie has slid all the way down.
1384
01:15:49,648 --> 01:15:53,967
Uh with that why don't we go ahead and close out this fucking show, my man.
1385
01:15:53,967 --> 01:15:54,448
That'll be for the best.
1386
01:15:54,448 --> 01:16:02,960
For the best. All right. So we're going to take the break here. We're going to play the show housekeeping. And when we come back, we'll have a song that quite literally will be created right before I fucking edit this show.
1387
01:16:03,024 --> 01:16:16,283
Hopefully it will in some way, shape, or form match the theme of the s the movie or tell somewhat of the plot line of the movie, or at least in some way, shape or form have some lyrics that rhyme that also have something to do with the movie, but if not Uh it is what it is exactly.
1388
01:16:16,847 --> 01:16:19,247
Yeah, I better think.
1389
01:16:21,488 --> 01:16:22,671
No, I th I've got it too.
1390
01:16:23,152 --> 01:16:26,511
All right, so we'll find out after we get done with this.
1391
01:16:26,511 --> 01:16:38,042
If you've decided you can't get enough of the show and would like to check out more of it, we're available at LegionPodcasts.com Just do a quick search for Cinema Psyops or just enter this entire URL into your browser, www.
1392
01:16:38,064 --> 01:16:43,344
dot LegionPodcasts.com/ cinema dash psyops dash podcast. Also available
1393
01:16:43,344 --> 01:16:52,894
along with all of the fellow Legionneers on the Legion Discord chat. And now let's give you a rundown of the memes and how you're going to get them through Cinema Psyops. The easiest place to go
1394
01:16:52,912 --> 01:17:07,742
is to subscribe to our Instagram feed, which is our main meme repository at cinema underscore psyops, or you could also follow the Facebook page of Cinema Psyops because they are immediately posted there after they get posted.
1395
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:22,590
To the Instagram repository. And you can also check out the Facebook group of cinema psyops and the memes are shared there. I am available on Facebook as Court Psyops because the memes are also shared there as well. Thanks for listening to the show. I still can't believe it.
1396
01:17:22,608 --> 01:17:25,967
that you're subscribed to us or here every week just like us.
1397
01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:45,680
[Music]
1398
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:53,104
Continental race, no fear It is Red Pontiac, zooming through the night The roll-offs is girl.
1399
01:17:53,104 --> 01:17:53,583
Girl nervous!
1400
01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:57,344
Nervous holds on tides, simple by side.
1401
01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:02,703
Fixing the machine, fuelin' up the dreams, racing for the sea.
1402
01:18:02,703 --> 01:18:13,680
Hold on tight, we're burning bright Cannonball is racing, ready to ignite in the line.
1403
01:18:14,224 --> 01:18:19,984
[Music]
1404
01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:26,863
Lurk and rivals in his way Dirty tricks in action, time to seize the day.
1405
01:18:26,863 --> 01:18:30,224
Benny's deaths and shadows plans in the dark
1406
01:18:31,311 --> 01:18:41,648
Explosions lighting up the race with a spark Curvin's dreams are stalling, will he take them bright? Campbell is racing, ready to ignite
1407
01:18:41,648 --> 01:18:50,064
[Music]
1408
01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:58,159
We'll find a way with Linda by my side, we'll never sway In the heat of the battle we stand as one
1409
01:18:58,159 --> 01:18:58,640
One
1410
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:04,220
Chasing down the dream until the race is done Hold on tight!
1411
01:19:04,271 --> 01:19:07,631
All right, well hopefully you didn't oversell and promise more than what you should have.
1412
01:19:07,631 --> 01:19:11,952
I know I didn't. I know I didn't I bet it was the best thing that's ever happened on podcasts, ever.
1413
01:19:11,952 --> 01:19:13,872
Well that I know for sure is not true.
1414
01:19:13,872 --> 01:19:26,863
That's a guarantee. That's a Matt Sayop guarantee. The greatest thing that ever happened in the history of podcasting was that song that Tort just chose. Tort did an excellent job. Remember he did all the work.
1415
01:19:26,863 --> 01:19:27,354
Thank you.
1416
01:19:27,376 --> 01:19:32,560
So if you have any problems then you have to talk to court. But I guarantee that that was the best thing that's ever happened.
1417
01:19:32,688 --> 01:19:39,408
I see how what this is. This is just once again another one of those group projects in school that you just fucking assign your name to and do nothing.
1418
01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:39,887
Yeah.
1419
01:19:39,887 --> 01:19:47,568
Exactly. Although I also make sure everyone knows you did all the work so that if it is bad, they blame you for it, not me.
1420
01:19:47,568 --> 01:19:49,967
Yeah, I I fucking get that. Thanks for that.
1421
01:19:49,967 --> 01:19:53,328
You're welcome. I'm I'm glad we all figured this out together.
1422
01:19:53,328 --> 01:20:02,000
Well together. While you're out there blaming me for your distrust, distaste, and disdain for the music that happened, I guess kick the fuck out of this week and make it your bitch.
1423
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,840
I'm shining.
1424
01:20:05,104 --> 01:20:07,152
[Music]
1425
01:20:08,144 --> 01:20:13,423
Let the rubber burn Transcontinental, it's his turn.
1426
01:20:13,695 --> 01:20:26,735
[Music]
1427
01:20:26,735 --> 01:20:28,368
Tryna take him down.
1428
01:20:28,815 --> 01:20:33,615
In pursuit, he's got to wear the crown Sinbils disguise planning to deceive.
1429
01:20:33,615 --> 01:20:34,095
Receive.
1430
01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:41,296
They'll be racing hard, no time to breathe. Chaos in the pits, smoke fills the air, Haze that's putting
1431
01:20:41,296 --> 01:20:42,525
What in the L did this?
1432
01:20:44,079 --> 01:20:49,359
Let the rubber burn Transcontinental, it's his turn.
1433
01:20:49,488 --> 01:21:02,863
[Music]
1434
01:21:02,863 --> 01:21:06,703
Justice for life, living this path, got nowhere to hide.
1435
01:21:07,184 --> 01:21:09,823
Alright, awesome. Give me a second.
1436
01:21:11,823 --> 01:21:13,743
Recording in progress.
1437
01:21:13,743 --> 01:21:14,703
Right.
1438
01:21:15,184 --> 01:21:18,064
And we get this up. Sorry, I'm just trying to get all my shit together.
1439
01:21:18,064 --> 01:21:19,024
All right.
1440
01:21:19,024 --> 01:21:23,823
Alright, uh that's recording. Okay. Alright, talk for me one more time.
1441
01:21:23,823 --> 01:21:30,576
And yeah, okay. Where everything looks good so far, and I'm at least recording on Zoom as a backup, so I think we're ready to rock if you are.
1442
01:21:30,576 --> 01:21:31,895
I'm ready to go.
1443
01:21:32,047 --> 01:21:35,408
I need to turn my volume down just a little bit, but not too much, so it's too...
1444
01:21:35,408 --> 01:21:35,887
Uh
1445
01:21:35,887 --> 01:21:38,287
Alright. Can you talk again real quick? I'm gonna play something.
1446
01:21:38,287 --> 01:21:40,318
Yeah, it's dying.
1447
01:21:40,336 --> 01:21:41,296
Can you hear that stuff?
1448
01:21:41,615 --> 01:21:43,055
I didn't see ya. Yep. Okay. You called three.
1449
01:21:43,055 --> 01:21:44,345
Three, two, one.
1450
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:45,039
Like to drive a lot.
1451
01:21:45,039 --> 01:21:48,880
It's like a sentence. A sentence.
1452
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:49,840
This race is very important to you.
1453
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,279
That's how we gonna be doing this show.
1454
01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:53,079
That's what I mean. Yes, I understand.
1455
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:54,640
Yeah.
1456
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:59,439
A lot of this was like four and five minutes of screen time condensed down with all the car howling removed and stuff.
1457
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:00,399
Uh.
1458
01:22:00,399 --> 01:22:03,279
For the reving removed.
1459
01:22:03,279 --> 01:22:04,890
performances too, man.
1460
01:22:08,463 --> 01:22:09,904
I mean why not?
1461
01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:12,079
I'll tell you why I did because I didn't want to fucking describe it.
1462
01:22:12,079 --> 01:22:14,960
Well of course. Jesus Christ, that sounds like a lot.
1463
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,760
Sounds like a lot of work, and I'm not into it.
1464
01:22:19,279 --> 01:22:20,239
I'm back in the car.
1465
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:24,000
Stupid American cards.
1466
01:22:25,488 --> 01:22:26,384
Dare you?
1467
01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:27,920
That isn't cold.
1468
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:31,479
I mean nowadays, no, you're probably right, but how dare you
1469
01:22:32,176 --> 01:22:32,655
The safety cut.
1470
01:22:32,655 --> 01:22:33,136
That red pants.
1471
01:22:33,136 --> 01:22:34,095
Red Panther.
1472
01:22:34,576 --> 01:22:36,975
You're not having a stroke, I'm jumping around.
1473
01:22:36,975 --> 01:22:37,456
Ja.
1474
01:22:37,456 --> 01:22:40,815
But if you are it's not the audio that's making you think it
1475
01:22:40,815 --> 01:22:41,296
It's ruined.
1476
01:22:41,296 --> 01:22:41,775
And
1477
01:22:41,775 --> 01:22:43,695
And stroking out over here, man.
1478
01:22:43,695 --> 01:22:44,655
Yeah.
1479
01:22:47,536 --> 01:22:48,463
Son of a bitch.
1480
01:22:48,591 --> 01:22:49,072
Where the hell?
1481
01:22:49,072 --> 01:22:50,032
Then we
1482
01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:51,952
Now I'm gonna jump around on this too.
1483
01:22:51,952 --> 01:22:52,431
Really?
1484
01:22:52,431 --> 01:22:53,391
Thank you.
1485
01:22:53,391 --> 01:22:54,351
Were you in the car that we're going to do?
1486
01:22:54,351 --> 01:23:01,296
Oh this is when uh Zippo starts talking about how obsessed he is with fucking Koya and it's really fucking creepy.
1487
01:23:01,296 --> 01:23:02,206
Right, buddy.
1488
01:23:02,671 --> 01:23:03,152
Yeah.
1489
01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:04,591
That was really fucking creepy.
1490
01:23:04,591 --> 01:23:05,072
That's all right.
1491
01:23:05,072 --> 01:23:06,032
That's good.
1492
01:23:06,032 --> 01:23:07,952
[Silence]
1493
01:23:07,952 --> 01:23:08,912
Yeah.
1494
01:23:08,912 --> 01:23:11,311
[Silence]
1495
01:23:11,311 --> 01:23:12,752
We need a cop.
1496
01:23:13,007 --> 01:23:14,319
Three, two, one.
1497
01:23:14,416 --> 01:23:17,296
You're no cock warrior, huh? Friend of Cade Redmond's, huh?
1498
01:23:17,775 --> 01:23:21,136
I don't want him to get beat up because he's not actually a cough.
1499
01:23:21,615 --> 01:23:22,095
It's a good one.
1500
01:23:22,095 --> 01:23:22,576
I mean.
1501
01:23:22,576 --> 01:23:24,015
Lawyers are not happy about that.
1502
01:23:24,015 --> 01:23:27,855
Like Harry, we're getting a few. You know what? The lawyers need to just be calm.
1503
01:23:27,855 --> 01:23:28,336
Спасибо.
1504
01:23:28,336 --> 01:23:29,807
All right, this is less than two minutes.
1505
01:23:29,807 --> 01:23:30,847
Yeah.
1506
01:23:30,863 --> 01:23:32,304
I was lightweight. Full like a bull.
1507
01:23:32,304 --> 01:23:32,783
Boy, yeah.
1508
01:23:32,783 --> 01:23:33,743
In a hurry, but I'm not in the
1509
01:23:36,144 --> 01:23:37,104
Yeah.
1510
01:23:37,104 --> 01:23:37,583
Yeah.
1511
01:23:37,583 --> 01:23:40,463
I hate the world, but not that no I do hate the world.
1512
01:23:40,463 --> 01:23:43,344
He was alone, goddammit.
1513
01:23:43,344 --> 01:23:46,735
Despite how the world has hurt me, Matt, I still find reasons to love it.
1514
01:23:46,735 --> 01:23:47,216
Love it.
1515
01:23:47,216 --> 01:23:48,176
Really?
1516
01:23:48,176 --> 01:23:49,145
Kind of long.
1517
01:23:49,359 --> 01:23:50,319
This is full in command.
1518
01:23:50,319 --> 01:23:51,069
Command.
1519
01:23:52,207 --> 01:23:53,648
Yeah, this is command.
1520
01:23:53,648 --> 01:23:57,488
No, I'm just angry all the time and it does no good anymore.
1521
01:23:57,488 --> 01:23:57,967
About it.
1522
01:23:57,967 --> 01:23:58,927
Are you the hulk?
1523
01:23:58,927 --> 01:23:59,408
Road is the other end.
1524
01:23:59,408 --> 01:24:06,137
It's my secret moment. I literally am in a low grade rage every fucking moment of every day.
1525
01:24:06,159 --> 01:24:09,520
Everyone asked me how I could drink so much is just my secret. I'm always drunk.
1526
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:10,960
Yeah, sorry about that.
1527
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:13,840
Hardest working liver this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you that.
1528
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,680
They aver sober and I tell them why and how would I ever
1529
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,930
Yeah, right.
1530
01:24:20,944 --> 01:24:22,863
Why do I need to fucking think about this?
1531
01:24:22,863 --> 01:24:23,823
about this shit.
1532
01:24:24,304 --> 01:24:27,663
You don't drink to forget, you drink to not remember.
1533
01:24:27,663 --> 01:24:28,144
I drink.
1534
01:24:28,144 --> 01:24:30,543
I drink no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
1535
01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:32,463
That's what I'm saying, to not remember.
1536
01:24:32,463 --> 01:24:33,054
Yeah.
1537
01:24:33,231 --> 01:24:38,511
Don't let's not pretend me and some other worthless alcoholic are the same. I'm built different.
1538
01:24:38,511 --> 01:24:41,981
Oh that was a harsh hit.
1539
01:24:42,543 --> 01:24:43,503
Don't lie first.
1540
01:24:44,944 --> 01:24:48,304
[Silence]
1541
01:24:48,304 --> 01:24:50,703
They late I don't like locking.
1542
01:24:53,551 --> 01:24:54,032
Oh Jesus!
1543
01:24:54,032 --> 01:24:57,872
I don't like sloppy night mother. Sloppy. Make it sloppy, motherfucker.
1544
01:24:57,872 --> 01:24:59,311
I never really talked.
1545
01:24:59,311 --> 01:25:03,671
Paul Bartel's performance is the one that I definitely didn't want to cut out.
1546
01:25:04,047 --> 01:25:06,927
'Cause while they're beating up Dick Miller's character, it's fucking great.
1547
01:25:07,887 --> 01:25:08,368
Down.
1548
01:25:08,368 --> 01:25:13,648
Yeah, so the guy with the sort of bozo fro like I have if I don't shave my head.
1549
01:25:13,648 --> 01:25:21,359
Yeah. That plays the piano and is the main boss that was always getting Dick Miller like beat up or threatened. That's the guy who directed this film, Plum Bar Plant.
1550
01:25:21,359 --> 01:25:21,840
Well, yeah.
1551
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,199
He must have been like, Fuck you dick Miller.
1552
01:25:25,551 --> 01:25:30,351
Not since the fucking animal house have I been so happy to hear guitars get destroyed.
1553
01:25:30,351 --> 01:25:31,311
Destroy.
1554
01:25:31,311 --> 01:25:34,192
[Silence]
1555
01:25:34,192 --> 01:25:35,192
Excuse you.
1556
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:38,159
But cherry.
1557
01:25:38,159 --> 01:25:38,640
Jerry
1558
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:40,079
Sorry.
1559
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,039
Stop.
1560
01:25:43,247 --> 01:25:44,688
I had to at least finish it.
1561
01:25:44,688 --> 01:25:45,167
Be careful.
1562
01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:48,047
It's actually not the worst you fucking sank, but it still offends me.
1563
01:25:48,047 --> 01:25:49,007
I know right.
1564
01:25:49,007 --> 01:25:49,967
Drive down the middle, go up.
1565
01:25:49,967 --> 01:25:50,927
It wasn't too bad, was it?
1566
01:25:50,927 --> 01:25:51,408
Gracias.
1567
01:25:51,408 --> 01:25:51,887
Six.
1568
01:25:51,887 --> 01:25:55,247
Sixty percent of white guys can sing like that to try and get like
1569
01:25:55,728 --> 01:26:00,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never tried to use it to get late though. I I didn't feel like it that that was appropriate.
1570
01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:03,920
Nor should you at all. No. No, no, no, that's done.
1571
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,319
Definitely not now because you know it's
1572
01:26:06,319 --> 01:26:06,800
Fucking Mary P.
1573
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:09,199
Mary been she won't buy any of that.
1574
01:26:10,351 --> 01:26:11,311
Uh
1575
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:17,072
Okay. I'm trying to yeah, no, I'm trying to figure out my fucking notes here at autoc. So give me a second. Yeah, it sounded like I struck that.
1576
01:26:17,072 --> 01:26:18,511
Yeah, go ahead, fucking
1577
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:21,039
How you doing here?
1578
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:22,960
I need a doctor.
1579
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:26,256
Here. Fuck it's weird.
1580
01:26:26,256 --> 01:26:27,216
Yeah.
1581
01:26:28,655 --> 01:26:32,015
Honestly at this point, I think that our audience is like
1582
01:26:32,015 --> 01:26:36,336
Cool with it. Because we are so open to like everybody's things, so
1583
01:26:36,336 --> 01:26:36,815
Yeah.
1584
01:26:36,815 --> 01:26:39,706
You know, like I would hope that they would return that for
1585
01:26:40,207 --> 01:26:40,688
Yeah, right.
1586
01:26:40,688 --> 01:26:42,127
Yeah, right.
1587
01:26:42,127 --> 01:26:42,608
I got the red.
1588
01:26:42,608 --> 01:26:43,087
I got the red trans.
1589
01:26:43,087 --> 01:26:43,568
What I wonder.
1590
01:26:43,568 --> 01:26:47,408
What I wonder is like how many of them think we're kidding and how many of them think we're serious.
1591
01:26:47,408 --> 01:26:48,368
Weird lower.
1592
01:26:48,368 --> 01:26:50,287
Where the hell do you get those? Where is that?
1593
01:26:50,287 --> 01:26:55,536
Think that that is definitely the one thing we're we we gotta try to push is making them really wonder how fucked up we are.
1594
01:26:55,536 --> 01:26:56,975
Yeah, yeah.
1595
01:26:57,456 --> 01:26:59,376
I don't think we really have to work that hard to push it, my friend.
1596
01:26:59,376 --> 01:27:01,695
No, I don't think so either.
1597
01:27:02,287 --> 01:27:06,747
Yeah, I'm gonna start jumping around this as long as shit.
1598
01:27:09,967 --> 01:27:11,887
To dedicate my song to look.
1599
01:27:13,328 --> 01:27:14,768
His eldest is
1600
01:27:14,768 --> 01:27:16,207
Yeah.
1601
01:27:16,207 --> 01:27:16,688
My favorite.
1602
01:27:16,688 --> 01:27:18,127
Well, thank you very much.
1603
01:27:18,127 --> 01:27:28,783
This motherfucker actually can play and perform. Like he was amazing in Phantom of the Paradise's beef. He actually is And that's what bugs me I think the most about how terrible it is in this
1604
01:27:28,783 --> 01:27:30,703
You're like, why the fuck?
1605
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:34,800
Oh my god. Yes, oh my god.
1606
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:35,579
Продолжение следует...
1607
01:27:35,887 --> 01:27:39,247
But isn't it dangerous? I know you're not used to hearing a woman say oh my god.
1608
01:27:39,247 --> 01:27:39,728
We gotta get her to.
1609
01:27:39,728 --> 01:27:41,337
To a hospital quick.
1610
01:27:41,807 --> 01:27:45,648
Actually that's a lie. I am used to it. It's usually Oh my god, you're already done?
1611
01:27:45,648 --> 01:27:46,127
Please.
1612
01:27:46,127 --> 01:27:47,568
Or you're already done.
1613
01:27:47,568 --> 01:27:48,528
Oh my god.
1614
01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:49,807
Oh my god.
1615
01:27:49,807 --> 01:27:51,728
They're like super disappointed in you. That's the only thing.
1616
01:27:51,728 --> 01:27:52,688
Can you warn me next time?
1617
01:27:52,688 --> 01:27:53,648
Next Tony.
1618
01:27:54,095 --> 01:27:55,055
Alright, clip's done.
1619
01:27:55,055 --> 01:27:55,536
Place is a fucking
1620
01:27:55,536 --> 01:27:56,496
It's a fucking mess.
1621
01:27:58,735 --> 01:28:02,095
K Red man's lurking rivals in his way.
1622
01:28:02,351 --> 01:28:05,712
Dirty tricks in action, time to seize the day.
1623
01:28:05,712 --> 01:28:09,072
Benny's deaths and shadows plans in the dark
1624
01:28:09,775 --> 01:28:20,463
Explosions lighting up the race with a spark Curvus dreams are stallin', will he take them bride? Candball is racing, ready to ignite
1625
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:27,408
[Music]
1626
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:33,872
We'll find a way With Linda by my side will never sway.
1627
01:28:34,127 --> 01:28:47,855
In the heat of the battle we stand as one Chasing down the dream until the race is done Hold on tight, we're burning bright cannonball is racing, ready to ignite
1628
01:28:47,855 --> 01:28:48,475
Bye.
1629
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:52,399
Crossing the line. Woo!
1630
01:28:52,496 --> 01:28:55,807
[Music]
1631
01:28:56,591 --> 01:29:02,351
I also make sure everyone knows you did all the work so that if it is bad, they blame you for it, not me.
1632
01:29:02,351 --> 01:29:04,752
Yeah, I I fucking get that. Thanks for that.
1633
01:29:04,752 --> 01:29:08,271
You're welcome. I'm I'm glad we all figured this out. Well together.
1634
01:29:08,271 --> 01:29:17,391
Well together. While you're out there blaming me for your distrust, distaste, and disdain for the music that happened, I guess kick the fuck out of this week and make it your bitch.
1635
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:18,927
Mm-hmm.
1636
01:29:19,024 --> 01:29:20,399
Recording stopped.
