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The Second Date Update on KJ103.
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Hi, Mark and OKC.
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Hey, Mark. Hey, good morning, guys. How are you?
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Now, I'm just going to start with this was a
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Tinder date, right? We're not expecting marriage here.
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Yes, it was indeed a Tinder date. I know a
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lot of people think Tinder is just for, like, hookups,
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but I've had some good, you know, potential leads for...
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Long term relationships on Tinder. But anyway, the girl's name
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was girl's name was Allison. Met her for lunch. I
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don't think anyone was expecting like a hookup for lunch.
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You know, and.
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Allison said, you know, she was looking for a relationship possibilities,
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you know, the whole works. And I thought lunch was
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a good start. Like we had a good time. We
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had a lot in common. Conversation was great. You know,
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we were looking for the same things in our lives,
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especially dating wise. So at the end, she gave me
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a big hug. I thought there was going to be
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something more, but, you know, it was just a big hug.
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And I have not heard from her since then. So
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I wasn't sure what went on. If she's moved on, like,
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that's fine. I'm just kind of curious to see why
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she didn't think we were compatible or why she's kind
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of ghosting me. Okay. All right.
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We'll find out. We'll get Allison on the phone and
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we'll figure it out for you.
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Awesome, guys. Thank you.
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We got Allison on the second date update. Hi, Allison.
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Hey, Allison.
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Hey.
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We understand that you met Mark on Tinder.
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Oh, boy. Oh, really?
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay. What makes Mark a boy?
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Look, I'll just get right to the red flag, okay?
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Okay.
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Mark explained in vivid detail his podcast that he wants
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to do called How to Get Away With.
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Okay.
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And it's him and his buddy talking about planning perfect
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crimes and how they get away with it. But most
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of it is murder. Who thinks like this?
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I kind of do think that way. I kind of don't. Yeah.
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I mean, how to get away with stuff.
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Sure.
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That's that's interesting. But I mean, you said red flag.
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Right.
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Yeah, I'm sitting here thinking, so is he across from me? Like,
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I could totally murder this woman and get away with it.
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Like, hard pass. Thank you. Okay, Mark, come on in here.
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First of all, Mark, I would totally listen to that podcast.
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Thank you for listening to the podcast that I'm going
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to start, too. The only reason I even brought up
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that idea was because on our lunch date, you told
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me you listened to murder podcasts.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Allison, you're into murder podcasts.
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Why would you have a problem with his podcast about
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getting away with murder?
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I listen to true crime, but I am not planning crime.
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Okay, but look, you're still, again, your words, obsessed with murder.
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I mean, that's just as bad. If you're listening to
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all of these.
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It's not just as bad.
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It's not the same. You are planning crimes and how
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to get away with it. With murders.
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Amanda, you're not in your head.
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Anyone who listens to true crime podcasts, they tell you
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in the true crime podcast to not date men who
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are planning crimes. No, these are not real crimes. These
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are hypothetical fake crimes just for the sake of entertaining
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a podcast audience. Like, obviously, I'm not. obsessed with murder,
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or like, I have no intention of carrying out any
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of these crimes.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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They're hypothetical, I mean, until they're not.
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Okay, is there a chance you're overthinking this, like, You're into... No.
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He's planning crimes.
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Like, we don't want to know about what else he's
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planning with the crime. I mean, this is not a
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good sign.
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I mean, these are hypothetical.
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It doesn't mean he wants to commit murder.
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It is one thing to be interested in famous crimes
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on podcasts or datelines, but he's planning hypothetical murders and
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how to get away with it.
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I don't want to be the subject of his... Just
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so they know... Basically, what you're telling them is that
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you're enjoying real murders and that's okay, but my fake
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hypothetical murders are sadistic. Okay, just trying to find the line.
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Both of your arguments are very legit. This would be
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a good debate, but okay, so Allison, no second date. Allison,
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is that it?
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You know, I just feel like in this instance, I
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would rather be safe than dead.
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Yeah, that's exactly right. Better safe than dead. Thank you.
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Better safe than hypothetically dead. Either way. Okay.
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All right.
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Well, hey, Allison, thanks for coming on the second date update.
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We appreciate you.
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Thank you.
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Okay, bye.
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Look, I just wanted to be clear so I don't
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have to plead the fifth later. I have no interest
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in committing real crimes or anything like that.
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Okay.
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It's good of you to get that on the record
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for safety's sake.
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For the law. So when murders do happen. Now we know. Okay.
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And by the way, if you ever do this podcast,
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I will totally be on your podcast. Of course you will.
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You'll be the first guest, buddy.
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Sorry we didn't get you another date, but good luck
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with the podcast if it comes out. And thanks for
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coming on the Second Date Update.
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Thank you, guys.