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Speaker 1: Sho we have rollers. We told Joe that we are ling. You phoned up a Slova.
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Speaker 2: Nose up in the coach show. The way that we live every day. It pays off from the banks of.
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Speaker 3: The trib Roland a career Bandit made his name for being impossible to catch. If the price is right. He is willing anything under the sun, diamonds, antiques, planes, trains, you name it. He doesn't give a fuck. He also happens to be the luckiest man in the world. If the cat has nine lives, it's safe to say he borrowed the other eight.
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Speaker 4: The golden boy who never ties his shoelaces while chasing all the fun and yet manages to never fall on his ass.
00:00:45
Speaker 2: That's what they say about you.
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Speaker 3: But he's got one achilles heel driving.
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Speaker 1: Is It's true.
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Speaker 4: Rolan canst drive. Oh, he can drive just fine. He just shouldn't ever why not? Terrible thing and terrible thing?
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Speaker 3: Good thing is childhood friend and longtime accomplice Monty is a third generation race car driver. Problem is, they haven't worked together for quite some time.
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Speaker 1: According to our investigation, it appears that you've been Roland's driver for over ten years.
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Speaker 5: I also gave my grandmother a few rides to the grocery store, and that doesn't make me a fucking chauffeur.
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Speaker 3: Having worn his pockets thin, Roland is a little rusty and short on funds.
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Speaker 4: You know what's worse.
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Speaker 2: Than being in debt? Being broke?
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Speaker 3: Scrambling for his next job, he accepts a risky referral sounds fishy.
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Speaker 4: Why me, because it's pye and I know how much you like pie.
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Speaker 5: Yep, you need the dough.
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Speaker 2: I know a baker.
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Speaker 5: He's harmless, gentle as a baby squirrel.
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Speaker 3: Now operating solo, Rowland is forced to work with unsavory replacements, just sitting ducks outs.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think we have enough feathers to qualify as ducks.
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Speaker 5: I need to find Monty.
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Speaker 3: Running low on life, Roland gets himself entangled in a dangerous fuse between the vicious Cherry twin brothers fighting over their father's remains.
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Speaker 5: Listen to me, no matter what he offers you, whatever he promises or claims, don't do a god fucking damn thing if his brother is involved.
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Speaker 2: But run, just run.
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Speaker 3: Will our heroes live to tell the tale. We shall see run rapid running. Remember never consider a man lucky until he reaches his journeys end.
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Speaker 2: We have roll loves.
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Speaker 1: We told jud that we are there, and you fold up a slovah dos up in the kosha, the way that we live every day.
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Speaker 2: It pays off from the banks of the creer curve. Have roll loves. We told jud we gotta win. You know us, we played a rush. I'm all then, for this slight gotta chase the sun. I keep a straight face even when I'm under the gun. Shit