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As I sit in a towel, fresh out of the shower, hair dripping wet, blinds wide open, because who needs boundaries, right?
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I'm wondering, what is this podcast going to be?
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Is it going to be video or just audio?
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If it's video, trust me, I promise I will put clothes on.
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Nobody needs to see that.
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But let's get serious for a second because this podcast at its core is a love letter.
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A giant, sarcastic, oversharing, overly caffeinated love letter to everyone who's believed in me over the years.
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Friends, co workers, family, especially my parents and my husband.
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Without you, I don't know where I'd be.
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Actually, I'd probably be face first in a Taco Bell drive thru somewhere crying into a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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You know, now that I think about it, that doesn't sound so bad.
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It kind of reminds me of college.
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Anyway, y'all taught me how to be a better person, a better friend, a better wife.
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Especially when I didn't think I could be.
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From my random collection of odd jobs, shout out to retail and finance for teaching me patience and how not to punch a person in the face no matter how badly I really want to.
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So all the life lessons that you've given me, this podcast is going to be for you.
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It's also for you, the listener, for anyone who's ever felt quirky, sarcastic, stuck in the 90s, or constantly quoting movies and song lyrics instead of using original thoughts.
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So for those of you that scroll through your camera roll at 2am to relive the good times, I'm right there with you.
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Here's what you can expect from this podcast.
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Crazy stories from my past, whether that's college, odd jobs that I've had, friends.
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Don't worry, I'll change your names because I don't want any of you getting fired.
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And the drama that we've all survived.
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Weddings that I've gone to.
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Ugh, trust me, there are plenty of wedding stories I can share.
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I've been to way too many.
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And I'll also share my favorite movies, music, sports teams, artists, books, and all my other passions, which are way too many to list because undiagnosed ADHD.
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You get the idea.
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So this is going to be a wild ride.
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It's going to be full of potholes, just like the PA Turnpike, but I'm here for it.
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And I hope you are too.
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So buckle up my friends.
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We've got stories to tell, laughs to share, and who knows, maybe even a few tears to shed.
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Though let's keep it light on the tears because I think I've cried enough the past two months for all of us.
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Anyway, welcome to the podcast and let's talk some shit.