Transcription complète de The Comedian Triple P Live in Atlanta | Pimp, Player, Plastic Book Release Stand-Up

we're going to Red Lobster get us a seafood boil. 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:24.000 You about to get spoiled. 00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:28.960 I like a young lady who got sandpaper up under the bottom of her foot for real, y'all. 00:03:29.199 --> 00:03:31.039 Yeah, she ten toes down. 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:32.159 Yes. 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:34.560 I like a young lady who got little mushroom tip. 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:36.479 Feet smell like little onion. 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:37.280 Put that foot in there. 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:38.879 She knows how to make that gumbo. 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:40.000 Yeah. 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:43.360 Yes, I understand when they say put your foot into it. 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:44.240 I know that. 00:03:45.039 --> 00:03:46.800 I never understood that concept. 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:47.759 But yes. 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:50.159 Today is my birthday, y'all. 00:03:50.319 --> 00:03:53.039 That's why we got uh and I appreciate it. 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:54.719 That's why I'm doing this celebration. 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:56.639 This is a special day for me, y'all. 00:03:56.800 --> 00:03:58.319 Y'all all special. 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:00.400 And I'm grateful for all of y'all for being here. 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:01.840 That's why I'm giving out free shot. 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:03.759 But no one ain't gave me my shot yet, yo though. 00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:07.199 But uh, thank y'all. 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:10.240 And this is my book release today, also. 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:13.520 And this is my birthday badge, all into one. 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:15.840 I could have had it anywhere in the country. 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:17.680 I showed I chose Atlanta, y'all. 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:18.800 Oh, thank you, ma'am. 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:20.240 I chose Atlanta. 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:23.040 Y'all, y'all are amazing. 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:27.600 Now let me tell you about my story and my journey in doing comedy. 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:29.279 Oh, these lights hot, y'all. 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:32.000 God dog, y'all put me in a sauna, y'all. 00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:33.199 What with my towel? 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:35.759 They got all these lights together to burn me up. 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:40.720 Lord, I feel like fried chicken, y'all correct. 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:43.439 I know what a thigh and the wing feel like right now. 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:45.519 Oh, the dark meat. 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:49.839 So my story starts like this, y'all. 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:53.600 I just wanted y'all to laugh a little bit, but it's not all fun and game. 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:55.439 I got a daughter that's 32 years old. 00:04:55.519 --> 00:04:57.279 Her name is Jade Massatoff. 00:04:57.680 --> 00:05:01.360 And uh, with Jade, she's a man, she's a great singer. 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:04.480 So when she was 18 years old, she went to college. 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:07.279 She met a dude 14 years older than her. 00:05:07.600 --> 00:05:10.000 I

told my daughter, get your education. 00:05:10.319 --> 00:05:11.600 Don't get married. 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:13.839 Man, love you here, wait for you. 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:18.160 So she thought I was trying to step on her career or disrespect her. 00:05:18.879 --> 00:05:23.120 And uh, we we we came up here to Atlanta with Q Parker. 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:26.720 He produced our first EP, the song Depression with number five in the world. 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:28.240 This is a true story. 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:31.920 And uh Q Parker wanted to get on my daughter record. 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:36.319 And my daughter husband or boyfriend at the time said, Don't do it, don't do it. 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:40.399 But who won't who do not want Q Parker to be on your EP? 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:44.160 You are independent, you could be automatically a superstar. 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:47.040 So my daughter got mad at me. 00:05:47.199 --> 00:05:48.800 She was resentful. 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:50.079 They got married. 00:05:50.319 --> 00:05:52.079 So she signed to my record label. 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:54.160 It was called Corey Stevenson Music. 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:56.160 So when she got married, she fired me. 00:05:56.319 --> 00:05:57.199 Just like that. 00:05:57.360 --> 00:06:01.120 And I was like, whoa, my own daughter fired me off my own record label? 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:02.480 How that happened? 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:04.480 Because you know why I trusted my daughter. 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:06.639 She owned all the codes and everything. 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:08.000 She locked me out of everything. 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:09.279 I couldn't get in nothing. 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:10.560 I was like, wow. 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:11.680 I learned my lesson. 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:13.680 Don't get everybody all your codes. 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:16.399 Keep it to yourself, at least a little bit, yeah, for real. 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:17.839 Just a little bit. 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:22.399 So she went to uh Kelly Clarkson Show, Hollywood, California. 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:28.000 She said, I want to thank this man that did everything for me from birth and everything. 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:29.360 He is wonderful and everything. 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:32.000 I'm smiling, like, yay, she's talking about her daddy. 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:33.120 She said, my man. 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:34.319 I said, Whoa. 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:37.519 A grown man, I cried like a baby. 00:06:37.759 --> 00:06:38.480 I cried. 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:40.000 I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh. 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:41.439 I mean, I really cried. 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:45.199 The daughter from day one, you never sabotaged, you raised. 00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:48.399 And she said, another man, I'm not disrespecting my daughter. 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:49.759 I'm not disrespecting them. 00:06:49.839 --> 00:06:50.639 God bless them. 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:51.920 But that hurt. 00:06:52.399 -->

00:06:55.279 I cried and cried and cried and cried. 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:58.399 And then I lost the son to suicide. 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:01.600 Yes, around that time and era. 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:03.120 And I was hurt. 00:07:03.199 --> 00:07:03.839 I was crushed. 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:05.360 As a man, I was crushed. 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:06.240 I cried. 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:08.399 Like, okay, what I supposed to do? 00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:09.439 I cried. 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:12.000 I was like, man, this hurt. 00:07:12.959 --> 00:07:18.079 And when my daughter put me in jail, she took all the records, all the publishing, all the masters. 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:19.759 My life was gonna be her life. 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.160 Like, I'm gonna pay for everything for you. 00:07:22.399 --> 00:07:26.639 I'm gonna give you 50%, and I'm gonna take 50%, but I'm gonna pay for everything. 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:29.839 And out of my 50%, I'm still gonna help you to succeed. 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:32.399 Because every man wants their daughter to make it. 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:40.079 So when that happened, and I lost my son to suicide, I cried, I cried, and I sold my house. 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:44.000 I went to Corpus Christie, it was a far area in a beach. 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:45.600 Oh yeah, I'm sweating. 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:50.800 I went to an area to try to get away from pain. 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:53.360 And I cried. 00:07:53.439 --> 00:07:54.560 And then I went to the beach. 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:56.319 I prayed for a whole year. 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:57.759 Said, God help me. 00:07:57.839 --> 00:07:58.639 I need you, Father. 00:07:58.720 --> 00:07:59.120 For real. 00:07:59.199 --> 00:08:00.079 I need you. 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:02.800 I cried so much, I just started laughing. 00:08:02.959 --> 00:08:05.519 Like, ha ha ha ha, this, I ain't got no more tears in me. 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:06.560 I can't go to church no more. 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:08.399 I done went like three, four times a day. 00:08:08.480 --> 00:08:09.439 I done prayed out. 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:10.720 I done asked God to help me. 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:11.759 I done got on my knees. 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:13.120 I done everything. 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:14.800 And I just started laughing. 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:17.920 And I said, I'm gonna take these tears and make cheers. 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:20.399 That's how comedian Triple P was born. 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:21.920 Pimp player plastic. 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:24.720 The only pimp in America with a negative bank account, y'all. 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:25.680 Now y'all understand. 00:08:25.759 --> 00:08:27.040 My daughter took it all, y'all. 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:29.439 She took it all. 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:30.560 I'm broke. 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:31.600 She took everything. 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:33.440 The money, the bank account. 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:35.440 But you know, laughter changed things. 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:37.519 You can't go to war with your own daughter. 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:40.799 So God gave me my own voice, my own opportunity. 00:08:40.879 --> 00:08:41.600 I'm 50 years old. 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:43.039 I'm an older comedian. 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:46.080 So no matter what, don't give up on your life. 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:48.320 Don't give up on your career. 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:51.200 Love your kids, but also love yourself. 00:08:51.440 --> 00:08:55.919 So I poured everything in my daughter because I wanted her to succeed, but that was her life. 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:58.720 And she showed me you gotta live your own life. 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:02.000 So that's how a comedian triple P was born. 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:04.320 That's why my book, y'all gonna read the story. 00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:05.279 This is a true story. 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:06.480 This is this is no lie. 00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:09.440 This ain't no game for views that hurt nobody. 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:12.559 That's why when I do comedy, I love everybody in the room. 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:14.559 I know what pain feels like. 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:17.039 I'm not gonna talk about you, lost someone. 00:09:17.120 --> 00:09:18.320 I'm not gonna disrespect you. 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:21.519 When you come to my show, there's no you can smile, you can let your hair down. 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:23.039 Because I've been through tragedy. 00:09:23.200 --> 00:09:23.919 Pain hurts. 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:32.559 It's some comedians out here, they make millions by disrespecting your loved ones and humiliating you and making you feel more or less than a person. 00:09:32.639 --> 00:09:35.200 I can't do that because I know what that pain felt like. 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:37.360 I know what that pain felt like. 00:09:37.679 --> 00:09:41.759 And this book is gonna tell you the story of comedian Triple P. 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:42.879 I lived in New Jersey. 00:09:42.960 --> 00:09:45.360 I went to the school called Eastide, Lean on Me. 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:48.000 I don't know if y'all ever heard of that school. 00:09:48.320 --> 00:09:49.440 Fair East Side. 00:09:49.679 --> 00:09:50.720 Anybody ever heard of that? 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:51.039 Yeah. 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:52.240 Joe Clark? 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:54.559 Yeah, I really went to that school, y'all. 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:57.279 So one time Joe Clark caught me in the hallway. 00:09:57.759 --> 00:09:58.639 He told me to sing. 00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:00.000 I said, I can't sing, Clark. 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:00.559 For real. 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:01.679 He grabbed me by the neck. 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:03.519 He said, sausage neck, we going upstairs. 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:04.559 I said, for what? 00:10:04.639 --> 00:10:06.639 Is it more vending machines up there? 00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:09.360 Is it another 18 machine up there? 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:10.960 He said, I read your resume. 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00:10:12.240 He said, not impressive. 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:13.840 He said, Do you smoke crack? 00:10:13.919 --> 00:10:15.360 I said, that's a lie, Clark. 00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:17.120 I might rub it in my body. 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:20.080 I might smack it on my leg, but I don't smoke it. 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:21.440 He told me to jump. 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:22.480 You throwing your life away. 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:23.440 I got on the edge. 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:27.200 I said, Geronimo! I told my ACL, y'all for real. 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:29.600 Yes. 00:10:30.320 --> 00:10:34.720 So the moral of the story is that's how I do comedy. 00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:36.720 Because, you know, people go through things. 00:10:36.799 --> 00:10:38.000 Some people need laughter. 00:10:38.399 --> 00:10:40.799 You know, I love all y'all in the room in Godway. 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:42.320 There's no disrespect to nobody. 00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:44.960 Shout out to Miss Godmother all the way from Florida. 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:46.159 She heard my story. 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:48.559 She said, P, it's about you. 00:10:48.960 --> 00:10:50.080 It's about your life. 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:51.279 It ain't about your daughter. 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:52.960 Swear to God, it's a true story. 00:10:53.440 --> 00:10:55.679 And all the way came for all the way to Florida to see me. 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:56.000 You know what? 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:57.679 That makes me want to cry for real. 00:10:57.840 --> 00:10:58.639 Me, me. 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:00.000 And we talked on the phone. 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:00.720 She said that. 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:03.840 She said, P, I understand you were trying to help your daughter. 00:11:04.080 --> 00:11:06.080 I know you was trying to help, but it's your life. 00:11:06.240 --> 00:11:07.440 You gotta live for you. 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:08.720 That's your blessing. 00:11:08.960 --> 00:11:12.879 And I didn't think comedy or speaking to somebody was my blessing. 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:16.320 Because I sometimes when I'm on this camera, I still shout out my daughter. 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:17.759 I always shout out my. 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:19.919 I still want her to succeed. 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:23.519 Because I don't want God to stop my blessing at all. 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:25.679 So this book is powerful. 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:29.200 Miss Sharita sat down with me in her office. 00:11:29.519 --> 00:11:30.879 She was talking with me. 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:31.840 I cried on her show. 00:11:32.320 --> 00:11:33.360 She said, get off me, man. 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:34.159 For real. 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:37.120 She said, I'll talk to you next week. 00:11:40.399 --> 00:11:41.039 For real. 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:42.879 I came back again the next week. 00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:45.360 She said, My God, you've been through a lot of pain. 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:46.879 She said, No wonder you laughing. 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:49.679 I was

like, that's all you can do, yeah. 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:55.039 So, so my daughter, I love her, the book is out. 00:11:55.679 --> 00:11:58.320 So, and I was undercover of your ATL raps, also. 00:11:58.399 --> 00:11:59.679 I won comedian of the year, y'all. 00:11:59.759 --> 00:12:00.480 Y'all believe that? 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:01.759 For real. 00:12:02.399 --> 00:12:02.960 Mojo. 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:06.159 Mojo, this is a direct call to you, brother. 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:07.440 Young, handsome dude. 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:09.600 I ain't gay, nothing like that, but please give me my title. 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:10.320 I deserve it. 00:12:10.559 --> 00:12:12.240 You a young man, you got plenty of time. 00:12:12.320 --> 00:12:13.440 I ain't got much time, Mojo. 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:14.320 I'm 50. 00:12:14.720 --> 00:12:16.159 Yeah, he wanted for Sheen. 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:17.840 I wanted for your ATL rap. 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:19.919 Two comedians out here. 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:23.919 So the more of the story: love yourself, love your kids. 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:25.519 But if you got a dream, don't give up. 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:26.320 I'm living proof. 00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:27.759 I'm just, what, three years ago? 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:28.399 Regular man? 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:29.360 I'm still a regular man. 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:31.120 I'm just telling my side of the story. 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:34.559 I've been on your ATL raps, the cover twice. 00:12:34.720 --> 00:12:36.480 I got a book, Power Brand. 00:12:36.559 --> 00:12:38.320 I've been on 90 Day Fiance. 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:40.000 For real. 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:44.960 I've been in a movie called uh Boss Cartel, Miss Mauleen. 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:48.000 I've been in a video, I want the cake quest. 00:12:48.799 --> 00:12:49.840 I'm not bragging. 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:51.759 What I'm saying is the grace of God. 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:56.720 I'm making it because of people like y'all sales, Miss Sharita, my wife, Mr. 00:12:56.799 --> 00:12:58.000 Lucky Johnson. 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:01.200 And I'm honored just to be on the stage to tell my story. 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:02.879 Because people are going through something. 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:08.639 So I'm letting people know, even young people, you ain't gotta bite nobody, you ain't gotta pull out no gun. 00:13:08.879 --> 00:13:10.480 You ain't gotta retaliate. 00:13:10.720 --> 00:13:13.440 I understand the concept when God said love your enemy. 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:16.799 My own daughter was my enemy, and I was still trying to say, I love you. 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:17.840 It's God's way. 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:23.519 That's a powerful statement when God says, Love your enemy and truly love your enemy. 00:13:23.600 --> 00:13:27.919 Because sometimes your wife and husband might be your enemy, your brother, your sister. 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:30.879 You can't pull out your gun and gun them down because you're upset.

00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:35.440 You gotta pray for the situation and ask God to step in and intervene. 00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:45.120 So I am asking God right now, protect my daughter, keep her and her husband safe, and bless everybody in this building, everybody that got breath. 00:13:45.279 --> 00:13:46.159 I'm a comedian. 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:47.600 I want everybody to make it. 00:13:47.679 --> 00:13:49.200 I want everybody to be happy. 00:13:49.360 --> 00:13:51.440 I'm not gonna talk bad about nobody. 00:13:51.679 --> 00:13:54.480 But now I'm about to uh I don't want to get too emotional. 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:56.240 Now I want to do some comedy, y'all, for real. 00:13:59.919 --> 00:14:03.039 And yeah, I want to do some comedy, y'all, for real. 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:05.759 I went to KOD last night, y'all. 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:08.320 I don't know if you ever heard of that before, did y'all? 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:10.080 You know what I named KOD? 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:12.799 Kit, cat, onion rings, and donut, for real. 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.080 And y'all might call it King of Diamonds, but that's what I called it. 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:16.799 Yes. 00:14:17.039 --> 00:14:20.240 When I was a little kid, I was in the fire department. 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:22.720 My mom and daddy dropped me off, y'all, for real. 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:24.080 I said, well, wait a minute. 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:24.639 For real. 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:25.600 That was a story. 00:14:25.759 --> 00:14:33.679 So when I was grown up, I seen a fireman hitting the pole, you know, putting on them plastic boot in them helmet. 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:40.639 So when I go to KOD, then when that lady hit that pole with the fire helmet, I'm like, I'm in love, y'all. 00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:42.159 I love a stripper, y'all. 00:14:42.320 --> 00:14:43.120 Y'all gotta forgive me. 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:44.320 That's how I was born. 00:14:44.559 --> 00:14:44.879 For real. 00:14:45.120 --> 00:14:46.960 One time a lady hit the ground, I proposed. 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:48.480 So I said, Were you mad with me? 00:14:48.720 --> 00:14:49.200 For real. 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:50.559 She said, Hell yeah. 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:52.080 She's sitting right there, y'all. 00:14:54.240 --> 00:14:55.039 Sitting right there. 00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:56.320 I said, Well, wait a minute. 00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:57.360 Won't he do it? 00:14:59.039 --> 00:15:02.879 God can take cheers and make cheers. 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:05.360 God can take tears and make cheers. 00:15:06.080 --> 00:15:09.519 So I've been doing comedy here now for five years. 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:10.399 Five years. 00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:12.480 I started at the Arlington Improv. 00:15:12.799 --> 00:15:15.039 Shout out to Joe Reynolds, Shucky Ducky. 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:16.159 They was mentors. 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:18.080 I don't know if you ever heard of them by any chance. 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:19.759 Anybody ever heard of Shucky Ducky? 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:20.480 Quack, quack. 00:15:20.879 --> 00:15:25.200 Yeah, so he was mentoring me, trying to show me the ends it out of comedy. 00:15:25.840 --> 00:15:27.919 And I was a physical comedian. 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.240 Growing up, I never really wanted to do comedy. 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:31.279 I'm just be honest. 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:33.600 I was a boxer, football player. 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:35.279 I don't look like it now, for real. 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:36.960 But I played all kinds of sports. 00:15:37.039 --> 00:15:39.279 That's why my comedy is physical. 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:47.200 So the story and the concept of stand-up comedy, you're supposed to stand right there and you're supposed to tell your jokes. 00:15:47.519 --> 00:15:53.120 So I'm trying to orchestrate minds differently, like with boxing and movement and physical. 00:15:53.840 --> 00:15:56.080 That's how I became comedian in Triple P. 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:58.960 The only pimp in America with a negative bank account, y'all. 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:00.879 A pimp IQ below zero. 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:03.279 A pimp with no ladies, y'all, for real. 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:06.159 I'm gonna talk about this young, this young lady was supposed to be here. 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:07.600 Her name was Barbara Carlisle. 00:16:07.679 --> 00:16:09.759 I met her in Arlington Improv. 00:16:09.919 --> 00:16:12.320 She was supposed to be here, but I don't know what happened. 00:16:12.799 --> 00:16:17.120 So I said, Miss Barbara, can you help me with comedy? 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:18.799 I said, I'm a pimp. 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:20.080 She started laughing. 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:21.600 She said, go outside. 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:23.279 I said, okay, I listen. 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:25.759 Then she said, pack your bag and go to Colleen, Texas. 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:27.200 I listened to Miss Barbara. 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.759 I said, Well, is Miss Barbara pimping me? 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:31.039 And she's supposed to be here today. 00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:32.480 I said, Well, where's Miss Barbara at? 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:32.879 For real. 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:35.279 She got me on the stage doing 30 minutes. 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:36.879 I was only supposed to be doing five. 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:37.679 For real. 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:39.919 I said, Miss Barbara pimping me, for real. 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:40.720 Miss Barbara. 00:16:40.879 --> 00:16:42.480 You still the queen of comedy. 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:47.200 Yes, she be she performed with Miss Tiffany Haddish, Miss Flame Moreau. 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:49.039 She to me, she's one of the queens of comedy. 00:16:49.279 --> 00:16:51.039 Anybody ever heard of Miss Barbara the Funny? 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:53.679 Yeah, she was supposed to be in here, but you know, I still love her. 00:16:53.759 --> 00:16:57.840 You know, the weather, situation, stuff, stuff happens. 00:16:58.240 --> 00:16:59.519

Stuff happens. 00:16:59.919 --> 00:17:01.440 Anyone smoke weed by any chance? 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:02.480 I don't know if you are. 00:17:02.799 --> 00:17:03.840 Oh my God. 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:05.920 Oh my god, Lord. 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:08.720 Lord, have mercy. 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:11.680 I don't want to talk about the weed smoker right there, though. 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:13.359 But but I got a brand though. 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:14.799 You know, I got my own brand. 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:17.759 I know I'm supposed to be talking positive and stuff like that. 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:20.000 You know, I'm a comedian, though, but I got my own brand. 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:21.920 You know, you know what my brand called? 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:23.200 Poison ivy. 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:27.599 After you smoke it, you're gonna be scratching like a mud for real. 00:17:28.400 --> 00:17:29.440 Foaming at the mouth. 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:31.359 Some of what this man gave me for real. 00:17:31.599 --> 00:17:34.000 Now I see why your daughter left you for real. 00:17:35.759 --> 00:17:38.240 Nah, I ain't got no, I ain't got no weed, y'all. 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:39.680 Yeah, I love this comedy. 00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:41.920 I do comedy in the morning, I do it at night. 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:43.359 I do, I do it everywhere. 00:17:43.599 --> 00:17:45.279 I try to develop my own style. 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:47.119 I don't want to be like David Chappelle. 00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:49.119 I don't want to be like Kevin Hart. 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:51.759 I don't want to be like uh Mojo. 00:17:51.839 --> 00:17:52.960 They all wonderful comedians. 00:17:53.039 --> 00:17:54.240 I'm gonna I'm gonna pay homage. 00:17:54.319 --> 00:17:55.039 They all great. 00:17:55.119 --> 00:17:57.119 They open the door for people like myself. 00:17:57.200 --> 00:17:58.480 I want to be comedian in Triple P. 00:17:58.640 --> 00:17:59.599 I want to be myself. 00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:05.519 When you when I walk in the building, you want like, oh, that's that dude with a messed up leg, messed up hip for real. 00:18:05.839 --> 00:18:06.240 For real. 00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:08.160 Told me he's a scarecrow. 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:11.039 Headshot, headshot, headshot. 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:12.160 Yes. 00:18:12.720 --> 00:18:18.960 When I was a little kid, my mama said, I asked my mama, how come all my friends rode the big bus and I rode the smoke bus? 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:20.079 Yeah, for real. 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:22.079 She said I was special, y'all. 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:24.160 I started smiling, she started frowning. 00:18:24.319 --> 00:18:26.559 She said, Moron, you take it special the wrong way. 00:18:27.519 --> 00:18:31.119 I'm thinking like Superman, Batman, Aquaman. 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:32.880 She said, No more like Squidworth. 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:34.559 I said, Oh, that hurt. 00:18:34.960 --> 00:18:35.759 Squidward. 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:37.920 I thought about it for

a second. 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:40.000 Squidward does run with SpongeBob. 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:42.000 He does, right? 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:45.680 I said, my mama called me Robin on the sneaky out for real. 00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:48.880 I said, Mama says something special, can I try for the team? 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:51.440 My mama said you can try for any team in America. 00:18:51.519 --> 00:18:52.799 You're not gonna make it. 00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:55.359 I said, what kind of encouragement is that? 00:18:55.680 --> 00:19:01.599 I said, I want to try for the, you know, uh, uh, what's the team in in and uh out here in Atlanta? 00:19:01.839 --> 00:19:02.880 Atlanta Braves. 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:05.359 I said, coach, I want to be a back catcher. 00:19:05.519 --> 00:19:06.400 He said, sure, special. 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:11.920 If you catch the ball with no equipment, no pads, no socks, no nothing, butt naked, no disrespect, nobody, you made the team. 00:19:12.000 --> 00:19:12.880 I said, bring it on. 00:19:13.119 --> 00:19:14.559 I want to be a winner, for real. 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:16.799 Picture through the ball 100 miles an hour. 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:20.160 I said, ah, yeah, I'm gonna prove everybody wrong. 00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:23.359 I'm finally gonna make it in this comedy, show my daughter, show the world. 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:24.240 I'm that man. 00:19:24.400 --> 00:19:25.680 The ball hit me in the chest. 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:27.279 Wait a minute, I can't breathe. 00:19:27.359 --> 00:19:28.960 Somebody called 1822. 00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:30.480 That's 911 twice. 00:19:30.559 --> 00:19:31.519 Special down, y'all. 00:19:31.599 --> 00:19:32.640 For real, for real. 00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:36.319 I got up, tried to run to the picture, tore my ACL, y'all. 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:36.799 For real. 00:19:36.960 --> 00:19:38.400 I'm hot and for real. 00:19:38.799 --> 00:19:42.160 That's when I knew sports wasn't for me no more. 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:44.480 I said, Mama, you was right, mama. 00:19:44.640 --> 00:19:45.519 I didn't make the team. 00:19:45.599 --> 00:19:46.880 She said, I told you. 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:47.839 For real. 00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:49.119 No more sports, y'all. 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:51.359 So I said, let me try for the dance team. 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:53.920 Yes, I said, ah, yeah, you know what? 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:54.240 I'm going. 00:19:54.400 --> 00:19:55.839 I said, let me try for the dancing. 00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:59.680 I said, Coach, I want to try for dancing with the stars. 00:19:59.920 --> 00:20:00.720 He started laughing. 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:03.039 He said, You'll never make your book like the moon. 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:06.559 I said, Whoa, wait a minute, coach, 360? 00:20:06.640 --> 00:20:08.720 I said, Well, how you guess my weight, coach? 00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:12.079 He started laughing. 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:14.960 He said, only thing you had to do the moon walk, you made the 10. 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:16.079 I said, that's it. 00:20:16.240 --> 00:20:19.599 I looked at the first light right there, hollering like a whalewolf. 00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:22.480 I walking forward, went down and did the worm. 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:24.559 He said, get this dude up out of here immediately. 00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:26.640 Where y'all found him at? 00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:30.240 Send him back to Dallas, Texas, in the storm or whatever. 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:31.839 I said, Whoa, that hurt. 00:20:32.000 --> 00:20:33.759 I said, Coach, give me one more chance. 00:20:34.000 --> 00:20:35.519 That's a misunderstanding. 00:20:35.680 --> 00:20:36.880 He said, sure, special. 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:40.160 He said, do the spinky leg you made the teeth. 00:20:40.319 --> 00:20:42.400 I said, ah, that's my damn. 00:20:42.559 --> 00:20:43.519 That's my dance. 00:20:43.759 --> 00:20:47.920 I was breaking my body down and doing the worming and kicking this leg back. 00:20:48.240 --> 00:20:50.240 They said, what this man doing, Tiber? 00:20:50.559 --> 00:20:53.519 I said, no, I'm trying to make my body pass gas. 00:20:54.240 --> 00:20:55.359 He said he do the shine. 00:20:55.519 --> 00:20:56.160 He said, hell no. 00:20:57.200 --> 00:20:57.680 Nope. 00:20:57.839 --> 00:20:58.319 Nope. 00:20:58.480 --> 00:20:59.920 I said, coach, one more chance. 00:21:00.319 --> 00:21:01.279 We're not on the same page. 00:21:01.359 --> 00:21:02.319 You know what stuff happens. 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:04.240 You gotta warm up like I'm warming up. 00:21:04.400 --> 00:21:05.359 He said, okay. 00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:08.000 He said, do the sinee man you made the table. 00:21:08.319 --> 00:21:10.079 I said, that's it, that's my jam. 00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:16.559 I looked at the clouds again and said, Martin! Martin! He kicked me in my butt. 00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:17.759 That's when I realized who I was. 00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:20.720 The jackass of comedy, one of the worst never do it, y'all. 00:21:20.880 --> 00:21:21.599 For real. 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:22.880 Yes. 00:21:23.119 --> 00:21:24.079 So put it out there. 00:21:24.240 --> 00:21:25.759 Married a prostitute. 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:27.279 Yes, I did. 00:21:27.839 --> 00:21:28.400 Yes. 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:30.960 She was tasting like collagen and spinach. 00:21:31.200 --> 00:21:33.119 Even though I'm built like Brutus right there. 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:34.240 She right there. 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:35.119 Yes. 00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:36.000 Five dollars. 00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:36.720 She made me holler. 00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:38.319 I said, I marry you, y'all. 00:21:38.559 --> 00:21:39.200 Yes. 00:21:39.680 --> 00:21:41.359 Five dollars made you holler. 00:21:41.680 --> 00:21:43.599 But yeah, that's why I do comedy. 00:21:43.920 --> 00:21:47.440 That's why I try to be in my own mental state. 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:49.279 People go through pain. 00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:50.799 People go through agony. 00:21:51.039 -->

00:21:54.000 So I put myself in a cartoon carry the motor. 00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:56.160 As y'all see Tom and Jerry right now, right? 00:21:56.559 --> 00:21:59.599 I feel like Tom and Jerry built together for real. 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:03.279 I love cartoons, so laughter sometimes helps. 00:22:03.839 --> 00:22:05.759 Laughter change things. 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:11.200 Because sometimes when I used to get mad before, I'd be like, oh, I want to do this, I want to do that. 00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:18.960 But you think about 25 years and 30 years and 60 years and no bell, and ha ha ha, they make you real think yourself. 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:20.880 Do you really want that that bad? 00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:21.839 No, I do not. 00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:23.359 No, I do not. 00:22:23.519 --> 00:22:25.519 So I'll be in the room laughing and writing a joke. 00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:26.319 Ha ha ha. 00:22:26.799 --> 00:22:27.680 I ain't in jail. 00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:29.279 You ain't about to get this one. 00:22:29.680 --> 00:22:32.319 I know I'm through, but I ain't that through. 00:22:32.799 --> 00:22:34.880 I know 25 years. 00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:37.119 I'm 50, that's 75. 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:38.960 I'm breaking down already. 00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:40.799 That's not gonna add up for me. 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:43.920 So I go on the mic, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:45.599 I gotta put fetish for real. 00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:47.440 Let me talk to the Adam family. 00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:48.400 Let me talk to the hand. 00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:49.839 For real. 00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:54.000 I got a crush on a young lady, and I'm about to get up out of here. 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:58.319 This young lady to me, I know y'all like, oh, wait a minute, come on, P, don't talk about sex. 00:22:58.480 --> 00:23:00.319 I'm not talking about sex, but I got a crush on her. 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:02.480 She got big bifocals, for real. 00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:06.000 She got these pennies rolled up on her leg, for real. 00:23:06.079 --> 00:23:07.039 And she got a dick. 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:09.839 She'd be like, Made in here, Madea Hattie. 00:23:09.920 --> 00:23:11.119 I don't know if you ever heard of her. 00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:13.759 Oh, I love me some Hattie for real. 00:23:14.240 --> 00:23:16.640 I be like, whoa, let me look at you, Hattie. 00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:17.680 This is triple P. 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:19.680 You ever want to go on the date? 00:23:19.759 --> 00:23:21.440 It's on me, Hattie, for real. 00:23:21.759 --> 00:23:24.480 I love them stock and I love them buy for the Hattie with. 00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:26.720 Madea, Madea. 00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:29.119 I'll be like, Hattie, Hattie. 00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:32.240 I love me some Hattie, y'all. 00:23:32.480 --> 00:23:33.200 For real. 00:23:33.759 --> 00:23:36.319 But uh, yes, I'm about to get up out of here, y'all. 00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:39.599 But before I get out of here, I want us all to take a shot though together. 00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:45.599 I know, I know y'all tired of me, like, oh, you went from sad to comedy, Madea to Hattie. 00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:47.200 I need some coke, y'all. 00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:47.519 For real. 00:23:47.599 --> 00:23:48.720 This is my birthday. 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:50.720 This is my birthday celebration. 00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:52.640 I want everybody in the building that drink. 00:23:54.079 --> 00:23:56.000 If y'all don't mind, y'all. 00:24:02.079 --> 00:24:02.640 Yes. 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:04.720 I just want a little coke, y'all. 00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:06.319 Man, this is a beautiful day. 00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:07.200 This is my birthday. 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:08.960 I appreciate y'all being here. 00:24:09.200 --> 00:24:10.400 Thank y'all all. 00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:16.640 Oh, yeah, I need it. 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:17.680 Lord have mercy. 00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:18.880 I'm sweating so much. 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:19.920 I need a shower. 00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:21.519 I need a bath. 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:23.440 Thank y'all. 00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:33.440 And can I and can I have a glue of the coat, somebody? 00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:37.359 Oh, this so this will look the dark. 00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:43.119 Does anybody want to come up here on the stage and take a post from me by the chair? 00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:46.160 I mean, my productive is y'all production right here, y'all. 00:24:47.119 --> 00:24:48.720 Oh! Oh! 00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:52.880 Can I oh oh this Lady G right here, y'all? 00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:53.519 Oh. 00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:58.160 I met her at KOD's King Cat Onion Rings and Donuts, y'all. 00:24:59.440 --> 00:24:59.759 Special. 00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:01.119 Oh, come on. 00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:02.000 Come on. 00:25:05.279 --> 00:25:07.359 She said I was in the top 50, y'all. 00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:09.119 Yes. 00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:11.759 Oh, yes, ma'am. 00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:12.960 We're gonna we're gonna get some co. 00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:14.720 Anybody wanna come up and take a shot with me? 00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:15.839 It's my birthday, y'all. 00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:17.920 Oh, y'all gonna be on TV, y'all. 00:25:18.319 --> 00:25:19.200 Story challenges. 00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:23.519 The best I've seen in my Metro. 00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:26.000 And I'm born and raised here. 00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:27.359 Y'all come up here, y'all. 00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:28.319 We're gonna we're gonna take a shot. 00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:29.519 We're gonna be on TV, y'all. 00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:34.720 Oh, no one gave me no coat, but it's okay. 00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:36.400 Oh, thank you. 00:25:37.440 --> 00:25:37.599 Okay. 00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:38.160 How you sure? 00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:40.880 Okay, oh lord, okay. 00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:42.880 Hey, happy birthday, y'all. 00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:57.440 Happy birthday, triple Pappy birthday to you. 00:25:58.400 --> 00:25:58.799 Woo! 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:05.039 My comedy special in Atlanta, y'all, with these wonderful, wonderful people in Atlanta. 00:26:05.279 --> 00:26:08.240 Man, we got to stop the drink on me, y'all, for real. 00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:08.960 Ready y'all. 00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:09.680 Let's do it. 00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:10.240 Uh oh. 00:26:10.960 --> 00:26:11.440 Uh oh. 00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:13.359 I got to stop the top child. 00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:14.079 Thank you. 00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:15.359 Happy birthday. 00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:15.839 Thank you. 00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:16.880 I enjoy it. 00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:23.519 I'm the one and only lady of Metro Atlanta. 00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:24.960 And we have to show love. 00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:33.440 If you deserve it, baby, you better for the stars. 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:34.960 You already made some stars. 00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:36.319 Go on to the next gallery. 00:26:43.920 --> 00:26:44.960 That's what I'm talking about. 00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:51.119 Oh, thank you, Miss Lady G. 00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:55.279 Drink it up. 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:56.640 I can bring you. 00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:58.000 I met Miss Lady G. 00:26:58.240 --> 00:27:00.160 I don't want to tell a story, but I KOD's y'all. 00:27:00.240 --> 00:27:01.920 Kick Pat Onion Rings and Donut. 00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:04.160 I was walking around trying to find my wife. 00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:06.000 But she was in the bathroom, y'all. 00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:10.319 But yeah, just an honor to be here in Atlanta. 00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:12.480 Hey, thank y'all for having me. 00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:13.200 Just an honor. 00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:15.599 I don't know if I'm funny to y'all or not, but I tried. 00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:18.319 And I've been through something. 00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:21.920 And I would never ever disrespect nobody. 00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.519 Because everybody goes through something. 00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:25.759 It's some comedians gonna talk bad about you. 00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:27.440 That's how they're gonna make you a living. 00:27:27.599 --> 00:27:30.240 I'd rather talk by myself than y'all. 00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:32.000 So y'all right here witness me. 00:27:32.079 --> 00:27:33.519 I appreciate y'all and God bless. 00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:34.240 Follow me. 00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:36.559 The comedian triple P Show. 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.880 The only pimp in America with a negative bank account. 00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:40.160 Like I said, the daughter took it off. 00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:40.720 For real. 00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:45.039 The comedian triple P Show. 00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:46.880 On all platforms. 00:27:47.039 --> 00:27:48.640 The Comedian Triple P Show. 00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:52.240 If you need that poison ivy, I got it for you, ma'am. 00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:04.400 Negative bank.