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Will everyone please stop making weird noises with their body?
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Oh make it stop.
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Yeah.
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And we are coming at you for a very weird in the bunker.
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We are going to deep dive for a very special prequel Eurovision episode.
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I have locked two other people in a room with me, and we are going to deep dive into some of the songs released by past Eurovision performers either in 2025 and 2026.
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So some of the hits that they're still breaking out, and some of the biggest names in Eurovision history, and some that we have rightly completely forgotten, have made a big, bold attempt to represent their country this year at Eurovision 2026, and they have been denied, slapped down by the public, and the public has said no.
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So what I've done is I've locked these two lovely people in a room, but we are gonna get drunk and we are gonna watch the best, the worst, and the new releases of our beloved Eurovision performers, past and present.
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We have here ready to go the one, the only, the inventor of the bucket of shots that has killed countless many people throughout Eurovision ever since it became a tradition.
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The one, the only bucket bob.
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Bucket bob.
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Bucket bob.
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That's now your new name.
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Bucket bob! I didn't agree to that, but hello, thank you for having me.
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We are about to start releasing buckets with a bucket of bob printed on the side.
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Woo! That just sounds wrong.
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I think it sounds right.
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And of course, the one, the only, and we have managed on the very rare occasion to capture him with a shirt on.
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The one, the only, you love him, you want to squeeze him between your cheeks.
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The one, the only, Mr.
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Sam Talang.
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Hello.
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Thank you for uh having me back, I think.
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And the people asked, the people demanded it, and how can we argue with the public?
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We are all about the democracy.
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We don't care what the judges say, we don't care how shit they said you were, we are bringing you back because we stand for what the people want.
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Woo! So I just want to get your feelings.
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How are you feeling?
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How are you looking forward?
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What do you think we can have looking at?
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Do you want to hear some of the countries that we're gonna be looking at tonight?
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Some of the performers.
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Sure.
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Just okay, I want to pique your interest, see how excited you are about this.
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We are gonna have songs from Norway.
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Excellent, Finland, yep, Italia, Croatia, Latvia.
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Woo! Are you excited?
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Yes.
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Very.
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Oh, oh, I can feel it.
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If only we could put that excitement in a bucket and sell it by the bucket load, we'd have at least a pound fifty.
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I'm peaking.
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You're peaking.
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Some would call it edging, but some of the big names we are gonna be having a look at.
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Now, the two of you have not, they're just giggling already.
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We've I should mention we're getting, I'm trying to get them as drunk as possible to review these songs because that always, let's be honest, I think helps a lot of a lot of Eurovision performers.
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It's the secret actually, yeah.
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Here's a question for you.
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Is there anything in the rules that would prohibit you as a performer in paying for everybody's drinks before your performance?
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I thought you were gonna say prevent them from being drunk themselves.
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No, well, I I don't know if there's anything in the rules.
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EBU?
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Is there anything against that?
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That's a good like good idea though.
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I know your competitors drunk and they No, no, no, I I meant get the audience drunk.
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Get the crowd.
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Get the crowd drunk ranked, and then they'll love whatever you perform.
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Or the country.
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You want 12 points from Latvia?
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Free drinks for everybody.
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I was thinking about getting the other competitors drunk so they slip up and you can like Stephen Bradbury your way to first place.
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It's the entertainment industry, darling.
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Everyone's drunk.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Or they're so high on cocaine.
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All right.
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Do you want to hear?
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Who are you hoping that I am going to list out?
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We're going to be having a little look at tonight.
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Who do you lie in bed at night and go, ooh, I wish there was more of this artist for me to flick my bean to?
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Oh, okay.
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That's not where I thought it was going.
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I actually I'm I'm keeping 100% open.
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I'm happy for anything and anyone.
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I'm hoping for some surprises that I've completely forgotten about.
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Ooh, we do have some of that.
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We definitely have some of those acts tonight.
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That's what I'm looking forward to.
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Some unexpected yeah, yeah, gems.
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All right.
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Does it pique your interest, Sam?
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If I mention some of the artists we might be looking at.
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Mahmoud.
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Ooh.
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Kano.
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Jack, yep.
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Of course.
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Baby lasagna.
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Of course.
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Sam Ryder and The Roop.
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Ooh.
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There's no surprise there.
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The Roop are back and there are big hats.
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We also have the Sunstroke Project.
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Does Fire right there?
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Oh, ooh.
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Okay, that's a bold statement.
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Can I just say for their live performance, they've gone somewhere that I guarantee you were not expecting.
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Could this be the first time you walk out on a Sunstroke project number?
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Okay, we'll find out.
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You know what?
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There's only one thing to do.
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There's only one thing to do.
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Fill up our drinks and get back into it, as we say.
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Bonjour.
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Guten Tag.
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Beef at hello.
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Oh, Jesus, just fake it a little bit, Sam.
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And I guess welcome to the Juice War podcast.
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You may remember Vabe.
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For those who can't remember, they were what we described as the Jedwood Wannabes.
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It was the two young boys in silver suits in boat.
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Look, last year it wasn't the best song, but it did give us that bit of fun and activity we needed in the middle of the doldrums.
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How would you describe their latest 2026?
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They have released Gamer Boy.
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What do you think?
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The charts should get ready.
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I'm hope I'm hopeful you haven't started tonight with like the best song.
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That is the best song wearing for a long night.
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We have to start somewhere.
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You're not gonna download that?
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How would you describe it?
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It's like a 90s ringtone on your mobile phone, which you had to pay 25 cents for or a dollar for by by texting a phone number you found in the back of the TV guide.
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Hey, look, that frog is a rich man to this day, alright?
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How did you feel?
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It was, you know, a bit of fun.
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You know, it's not winning awards.
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It's it's it's not gonna You were not moved by but what about the quality of those lyrics?
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Hey, it really made you think about the universe.
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I am a gamer boy, you're a gamer girl.
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Let's game around the world.
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And you know what?
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I think deep with the world and all the crisis it is at the moment, it really makes you stop and think and just think.
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Yeah.
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Guess you could this be the anthem to bring peace to the East in 2026.
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No, no, let's just let's just call it now.
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No, that's a hard no.
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Okay, maybe we should bless their hearts.
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It was, you know, it was a bit of fun, it had a good beat, but yeah.
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Okay, let's bring it down a beat.
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Well, let's go to Sweden, shall we?
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Okay.
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We are going to look at, and if I take you back, I think we I'm gonna say that we all remember, but let's be honest, the year of Kinshita worst, we don't remember anything other than Kinsheeda worst.
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We all it all burnt down in the flames as that beautiful Phoenix rose.
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Can't be sued for copyright.
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If it's completely out of tune.
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Yeah, yeah.
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No one knew what you were singing.
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Because it blacked everything out, you may have completely forgotten the song that came second.
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No one remembers who was the second person to climb Mount Everest.
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No one remembers who was the second person to walk on the moon.
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If you're not first, you're nothing.
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We are now gonna deep dive into that nothing.
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Sandra Nielsen.
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Oh my sad.
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Oh my god, I remember this.
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I know this.
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This is on my Eurovision playlist.
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So I remember this.
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Well, unfortunately, she decided to rise out of her sadness and competed at the Mela de Festivalin this year, 2026.
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She was back, and you think I've come second.
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I am so close.
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I am so close to victory.
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I am like the McDonald's CEO bite nibbling on the edge of victory.
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Surely you've got a V.
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Surely you've got a V.
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You're like a shoe-in.
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Yes, second place is close to first, but it's also close to third.
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Unfortunately, she wasn't even close to third.
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She came tenth in the final with her song Waste Your Love.
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And we are about to waste our time as we check out Waste Your Love.
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I like that song.
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Back off.
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Ooh, fight, fight, fight.
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So, how do we feel about Sana Nielsen?
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11 years since her second place performance.
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I can't believe it's the same person.
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Like, what do you mean?
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You can't believe it's the same person.
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She's definitely like a lot that booter, thicker, and I like it.
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She's obviously 11 years old or whatever it was.
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11 years, yes.
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11 years into the side.
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Yeah.
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But she looks amazing.
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She's sounding amazing as well.
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Like when we saw her last time on at Eurovision, she had no stage presence.
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She stood in the same position the whole song.
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In a very Karen haircut, in a very Mother of the Bride dress.
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She used the whole stage.
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She was owning it.
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She was owning the song, owning the stage, owning the performance.
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I can't believe it's the same person.
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Well, of course, it's 11 years later, and she is now, as the French would describe, at the perfect age.
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Of course, she is at her peak, sexual, because this is the interesting thing.
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Men have a sexual peak.
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Women have a sexual plateau later on in life.
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And I think we are fully seeing that.
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You know what?
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I think in the last couple of years, Eurovision has definitely been embracing more the thicker, curvier, older, experienced lady at Eurovision.
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And I am here for it.
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Gone are the like crunchy old rags with the hood that they used to put the larger ladies in.
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They are in the sequins.
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Poonani's out for all the world to see, and I am here for it.
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Yes, it was out.
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Goodness me.
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That was that was yeah.
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I mean, there was a lot of bling happening.
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I liked it.
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It was, yeah.
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I mean, it was t-shirt length.
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Bless her heart.
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Like she, yeah, wow.
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That was I don't think it was her heart we were high-fiving there.
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No, we were not.
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No.
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No, but it was a it was a banger.
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That was that was good.
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That was fun.
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And she like smashed it.
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She like owned that stage.
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So I'm very impressed with that.
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I'm quite surprised.
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Like, that is a song that I think you could easily see on the Eurovision stage.
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100% get through the finals.
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100%.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That is a decent, respectable song.
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Came 10th.
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I think.
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Is that a shock, or is that just a reflection of the ridiculous amount of quality that Sweden produces each year?
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The next nine above her better be damn good.
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Or if they're not good, they're gonna be like random weird shit that we're not expecting.
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Well, look, I I do know what's coming.
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I'm not saying anything.
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Of course, Bob's giving me the evil eye.
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She wants to be shocked the second that it appears.
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But now you have something to reference it to.
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Yeah, now this has kind of ruined me because if if Sweden sends something that's like anything less than this, I'm
gonna be pure.
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Well, no, this was like nine spots down.
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So clearly, this what they're sending is gonna be ten times better.
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It better be.
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That's what I'm saying.
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It better be.
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Otherwise, they're in fucking trouble.
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Let's just say we do have later on, we're gonna get to another Eurovision superstar who tried to get in this year and was pipped at the post came second, and it is causing controversy, riot in the streets.
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We'll get to that one.
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I mean, we know Sam's opinion.
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Second is nothing.
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No one remembers second.
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You know what?
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While we're talking of people who came second, what are you talking about?
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Let's talk Mahmoud.
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Mamud?
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Mahmoud.
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Mahmoud.
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Let's talk Mahmoud.
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We are going back to Italy and not the sexy rock.
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We are going back to the troubled baby needs a hug.
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Alright, here we go.
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Italy.
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I'm a little bit worried.
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I just mentioned I can't wait to get your honest reactions to Mahmud's latest single.
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The first Stam did was Empty the Last of His Drink.
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So we did we watched the 2019 Sale Sale.
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And then the crowd refused to watch his 2022 performance where he came sixth.
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Last year in 2025, second, yes.
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Oh no, in his second appearance, he came sixth in 2022.
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But in 2019, he came second.
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He's just released that song last year.
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Sotamarini.
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What's your feelings on this?
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Is this one that's going to be added to your Eurovision favourites list?
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Most definitely not.
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No?
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Strong no as well.
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This is not, this is not grabbing you.
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What I found really was when I was describing it to you, I'm like, I'm like, it's Mahmud, it's Saldi.
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Neither of you had any recognition.
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I'm like, honestly, honestly, just wait, wait for the chorus, wait for the I was waiting for the memories to come flooding back and neither of you could remember it.
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I think we both said, how did this come second?
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Yeah.
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I'm angry all over again.
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And I'm, yeah, I'm offended for 2019.
00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:08.559
Like, how is that second?
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It actually lost to Duncan Lawrence Arcade, which of course is quite infamous for the song which gives all of us too many feelings at the same time.
00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:23.200
Even hearing the song, your other half, your boyfriend is running up the stairs.
00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:32.080
He's like, Oh, arcade feelings, no, ah Mahmoud's very uh straight man having emotions.
00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:36.159
It's all about, you know, basically his dad running off and leaving him.
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They've taken his windbreaker off.
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I mean, he's he's come in a suit, he's he's dressed up for the occasion, and he couldn't even take his fucking windbreaker off.
00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:44.240
Can I performance?
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Can I say we did we kind of cheated?
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We saw a performance for Radio Italia.
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We watched the live performance where he is performing.
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I've got to say, these days he is rocking a haircut, I think inspired, and this is for our UK listeners.
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Who are you gonna say?
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Oh no, I was I was gonna say I want to be porn star moustache.
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Yes, that too.
00:17:05.440 --> 00:17:14.319
Which is a little creepy, but porn star moustache, I think, crossed with moss from the IT crowd, that haircut, a much smaller version.
00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:17.039
There is nothing wrong with a porn star moustache.
00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:18.079
Thank you very much.
00:17:19.599 --> 00:17:20.559
Calm down, Set.
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Awkward.
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Although, looking at this performance from Radio Italia, it's very good of like Mum Wood to like stop running security as he clearly just pops on the stage to pop out a banger.
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I feel like he's trying to like brush off the pop star persona, like X Factor taken seriously as a performer.
00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:48.400
Well, I mean it's But when you're wearing like a wind shirt, like a wind jacket inside, you've got a porn stash and you've got your natural curls.
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It's about to get wet.
00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.359
It's hard to be No, it's not.
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No one's getting wet, no one's even moist.
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It's hard to take him seriously.
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Well, maybe he's got the windbreaker on because he's expecting the crowd to start crying.
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Some of the themes crying, yes, for the reason he wants no.
00:18:08.720 -->
00:18:22.160
Some of the themes mentioned in this song including unconditional love, acceptance of all sexualities, prison, his mother.
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Look, I think it's sully all over again.
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This is another example of I think Mahmoud just needs therapy.
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Stop singing about it and see a therapist, sing in the therapy chair.
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Or just drink like the rest of us.
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But like I said, I think he's trying to brush off that pop star X Factor.
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Like his public performances, like he goes out in public now and he wears like gender-fluid clothing.
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So I think he's trying to forget his past, forget how people picture him, remember him, and kind of like carve his own identity.
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But at the moment, I'm I'm just not feeling it.
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Yeah, because I mean it it it's it's a hard chain to break yourself free from that like X factor.
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Like, yes, it might launch you into the limelight, but then you're sort of forever remembered in that, you know, that shadow is coming over you.
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My favorite bit is you couldn't, I don't you were like, I can't believe he came second.
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And I'm like, yeah, and he came sixth with his second performance.
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You had even less memory of the second performance.
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And what did you do a Google search on for his 20th?
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And what did the what did Google have to say?
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What did you Google?
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Come on, say it out loud.
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What did you say?
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You know what you said.
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First, well, uh firstly, I Googled who he performed with, which was Blanco.
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Yep.
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And then I Googled, were they intimate during this?
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You can say fucking.
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It's alright.
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Hang on, I've got the beep button.
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Let me get the beep button.
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Were they Oh no, I haven't got the button yet.
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Insert beep.
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And uh Google says no.
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Oh no, hang on.
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I've actually definitely got, oh no, anyway, I've lost some, I've got too many.
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I asked Google, were they fucking?
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And Google said no.
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They just had very intense chemistry.
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And I think the chemistry that they're talking about was hate.
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Because if you see
their live performance, there was, of course, there was controversy during the year because there were all these things.
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Blanco was too busy out partying, he didn't show up for rehearsals, and of course, you ended up with their live performance, which looked completely unrehearsed, and from like two people who were just meeting for a sing-off in the Aldi car park.
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But what you're saying is Blanco bottom, Mahmood top.
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That's why he's wearing the windsbreaker.
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Oh my lord.
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All right, Chao, do you think we should actually like pick it back up?
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We are officially ready for Sam's opinion on the roof.
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We have just taken a look at The Roop, who actually punched out three singles in 2025.
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They were Just Think About It, Steal Me and Chica Chico.
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Now, Steal Me, Just Think About It, a slower, sort of more of a ballad, you know.
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I have feelings that you may not expect if your only experience with a roop is their Eurovision songs.
00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:30.079
Of course, one of the top winners predicted for on fire, of course, for the year Eurovision was cancelled.
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They came back the next year with Disco Tech, and they came eighth.
00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:47.759
But we just watched their Chica Chico performance, which of course we had the Lithuanian singers singing in English and Spanish.
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Oh, maybe we should get him in to do halftime at the Super Bowl.
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The Americans seem to react very well when people sing in Spanish.
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What do you think of the root chick art?
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Chicago.
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I really liked it.
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Like it's obviously On Fire and Discotheque are the only ones I'm familiar with from Eurovision.
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Peak! And yeah, like they're they're awesome.
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I love them.
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Constant rotation on my Eurovision playlist.
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Not that epic kind of level, but thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Fun, I think is the word that first comes to my mind.
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And it see, it kind of looked a little bit more like actually them.
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Like the the Eurovision ones were a bit more performative, like arty character kind of like stuff, whereas this seemed a bit more them.
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Dancing around the streets.
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He is trying to bring back the hatch and vest combo, isn't he?
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He really is.
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Hey, he's I think he's doing a good job at bringing it back.
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Can I say watching some of the the other film clips that they did for the like the 2025, he has been working out in 2025.
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When you saw the when you see the little steel the steel steel me?
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Steel snap.
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Steel meeting.
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Yes.
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Yeah, the little snapshot of that, the the image.
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Hot damn.
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Damn.
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I mean he's he's never been, you know, out of shape.
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No, but he's clearly been working on it since we've seen him on it.
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Tweaked what needed to be tweaked.
00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:23.279
Yes.
00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:28.079
Now let me hand over Sam's opinion on this.
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Stan, you almost exploded when we started watching, and you were like, my God, the handkerchiefs, the code.
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It seems you have, and this is why you always bring a gay to Eurovision.
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You have something that you need to tell us about this film clip.
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Visually, there was so much happening.
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Vocally, I didn't hear one of the lyrics.
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I could not tell you anything about the lyrics whatsoever.
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Uh-huh.
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But the song started with a cat and then a shirtless man, and I'm like, I'm sold.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I'm down for this.
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What more do you need?
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But then I noticed that there were handkerchiefs.
00:24:05.680 --> 00:24:10.000
Okay, and we're not just we're not talking about polite in like a you know in a top jacket.
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No, no, not to pull your nose on.
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Bandanas.
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And in gay community, gay culture, there is a code.
00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:19.839
Oh called the Hanky Code.
00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:26.559
And when I saw the hankies, I I was like, what is going on here?
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Like, I need to understand this better.
00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:33.759
Oh my god, Sam, are we about to break the code?
00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.079
Oh, break the code down for you.
00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:38.799
So, like, red, red hankies?
00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:39.359
Yes.
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Means fisting.
00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:43.039
What?
00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:44.319
Fisting.
00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:46.559
Okay, so okay.
00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:49.200
So can that be to either or fisting?
00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:52.720
Is that like you like to be fisted or you want to fist someone?
00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:56.559
Well, that's when which pocket the
hanky goes into.
00:24:56.799 --> 00:24:57.519
Oh, really?
00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:00.079
Is it your left side or your right side?
00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:02.000
So Well, that's what we want to know.
00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:05.839
I don't want to that's that's a huge error to make.
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:11.680
So if your hanky is on your left side, uh-huh, it means you like to fist other people.
00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:12.160
Okay.
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:18.079
If it's on your right side, like the roop, you like to get fisted.
00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:24.319
Well, everybody put those hands forward and clap.
00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:28.079
But we didn't just see a red hanky.
00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:28.480
Yes.
00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:30.160
We also saw a blue hanky.
00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:32.960
Okay, this was on the other uh other band members.
00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:33.920
Around the neck.
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So the neck is neutral, so it's not the you prefer one over the other.
00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:40.160
You're you're either or.
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Either or you're versatile.
00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:43.039
Okay.
00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:45.519
Or now the word is flip.
00:25:46.079 --> 00:25:46.640
Flip.
00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:47.359
Okay, there we go.
00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:49.279
Flip from your hot new gay word.
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Giving to getting.
00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:51.279
Okay.
00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:52.319
Pitcher to catcher.
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Flipping.
00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:53.680
Yeah.
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You're the flipping flipper.
00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:57.119
Do you know what blue means?
00:25:57.519 --> 00:25:57.839
Oh.
00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:00.559
Blue's just your generic fucking.
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:02.240
You just like to fuck.
00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:03.759
Likes to get fucked.
00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:10.079
Just as couldn't that, couldn't that just be like any human being on the planet could wear a blue bandana?
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:10.799
You could.
00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:13.119
You could wear one to work on Monday.
00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:13.440
Like.
00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:21.039
The other week, can I tell you, I got up and I was in, can I say, a very hormonal mood.
00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:27.680
You know, sometimes you wake up and you're just like, yeah, you've been punching your ovaries, you know, all night long.
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:31.759
You feel very hot, you're very sweaty, you're very angry.
00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:36.559
Nothing that you own in your closet fits or sits right.
00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:46.000
I just threw on the first biggest 5XL shirt that I had in my laundry basket and just angrily went to work.
00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:47.200
Oh, my coffee.
00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:47.680
Meh.
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:52.720
Just went into work, sat there half the day, meh, angry.
00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:57.519
About lunchtime, just before lunchtime, I got up and I went to
the bathroom.
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And this bathroom that I went to, they actually have a floor-to-ceiling mirror.
00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:18.799
And it was only after that, you know, and I washed my hands and I got a self among the mirror, and I realized in my meh mood, I had been wearing at work all day a t-shirt that had a joke about eating pussy.
00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:29.200
Real Mothman eat the carpet with a picture of a Mothman from my other podcast, Gavin in the Woods, True Crime, Supernatural.
00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:32.400
I was, and then I realized, oh my god, which made it work.
00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:39.839
I am now at work and I am very clearly wearing a shirt about eating pussy.
00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.799
And I texted a friend of mine going, What do I do?
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:46.400
I'm at work and I just realized I'm wearing a shirt about eating pussy.
00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:47.359
What do I do?
00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:48.559
I made the mistake.
00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:52.799
I texted a straight man and his response was just own it.
00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:55.759
If anyone calls you out on it, that's discrimination.
00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:57.200
It's a hate crime.
00:27:57.519 --> 00:27:59.200
And you'll take them to HR.
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:00.799
That's true.
00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:01.279
That's true.
00:28:01.359 --> 00:28:02.640
Who are they to fucking judge?
00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:04.240
Yeah, exactly.
00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:07.839
Okay, so uh yeah, there was no blue scarf around my neck.
00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:11.440
So, you know, okay, so if you want to fuck blue scarf around the neck.
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:12.480
That is the colour for you.
00:28:12.640 --> 00:28:12.799
Okay.
00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:14.400
There was also an orange one.
00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:17.440
We can see an orange one on our third member of LaRoop.
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:19.839
Orange means you're up for anything.
00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:21.519
And that's around the neck as well.
00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:22.960
Around the neck, you're up for anything.
00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:24.319
But hang on.
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:25.920
Say you wear orange then.
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.680
Orange is high energy.
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:29.200
I am not high energy.
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:30.480
But you said easy.
00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:33.039
So okay, so you- I said you're up for anything.
00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:34.400
I didn't say easy.
00:28:34.640 --> 00:28:35.599
No one said easy.
00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:36.960
That's implied, Sam.
00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:37.680
We've met you.
00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:38.720
The easy is implied.
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:42.720
So you'll just go with the flow.
00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:44.240
But isn't that fucking?
00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:47.680
What's the difference between the blue fucking and the orange?
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:52.559
Oh, sorry, we should be What's the difference between the blue and the orange?
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:54.640
Well, blue is Oh.
00:28:56.799 --> 00:28:59.359
Blue is just solely beeping.
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:01.200
Oh, it's so just ordinary.
00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:04.240
Like, are we talking yes, penetration is all it is.
00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:05.039
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:14.400
Oh my lord.
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:18.000
Is it you're gonna my finger is gonna catch fire?
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:20.480
What's the bandana for that?
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:24.079
Scotch is kicking in.
00:29:24.799 --> 00:29:28.079
I assume that then orange means everything else.
00:29:28.720 --> 00:29:37.519
It could be a bit of a bit of a bit of a handy, a bit of a wristy, a bit of a okay, so blue would be like, I guess, sort of simple s right.
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.039
Missionary.
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:42.240
Missionary.
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:45.680
I'm sorry, somehow I want to like, I feel like I should beep for that gesture.
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:47.680
Just if you can be gesturing.
00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:51.839
If you can hear that, if you can hear the fingers, oh no!
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:54.960
No! We're done.
00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:55.920
There's a lot of actions there.
00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:58.079
There are children listening to this sound.
00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:01.440
Yeah, it feels very inappropriate right now.
00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:08.079
But yes, I think the the blue is more traditional.
00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:11.279
No, I mean not traditional necessarily, but you know, like yeah, like actual.
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Oh, yeah, no, not traditional.
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Like a lot of like culture that like yeah, but it's that that particular act.
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Whereas wouldn't you just have a white b bandana then for just like white vanilla white person sex?
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Like but white is the colour of a bodily fluid.
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Oh, oh, oh, I want to can't take back the question.
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Um so I is that actually on the hanky code, or is that just it's not just you the colour of what it is?
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I'm I'm not up to date with the hanky code.
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I'm I'm personally not right it, folks.
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I don't own hanky's, so your mother was right.
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You are getting old, Sam.
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What did your mother say to you the other day?
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Go on, tell our listeners.
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He looks his age.
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Ooh.
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Hosh and from your own mother.
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But just turning 70 this year, so she better watch what she says.
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And didn't she just take you to a show where a German man showed you his sparkly underpants for her birthday?
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Yes.
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What's the code for that?
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What's the bandana for that?
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White means beat my meat.
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Excuse me.
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White means the hanky code, beat my meat.
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So if you're wearing on your left, you want someone to beat your meat.
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If you're wearing it on the right, you will beat their meat.
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Okay, but hang on.
00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:46.960
To clarify, when you say beat, does that mean you're asking someone to punch your dick?
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:51.519
You want to feed the chickens, you want to throw dice in the back alley.
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:56.720
I'm afraid none of our listeners know what any of that.
00:31:58.960 --> 00:31:59.759
Of course they do.
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You've got chickens that need feeding.
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If they listen to you, of course they know what that means.
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Oh, disgraceful.
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Wow, okay.
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I was overjoyed at seeing the hanky code in the film clip.
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The memories of your younger days.
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:15.279
No, they're long forgotten.
00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:17.839
The Scotch has killed those memory cells.
00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:19.759
Like, but like you don't see that.
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Like you don't see artists performing.
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With their hankies on.
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With the hankies on and and Helm Proud about what they're into, and it's like Well, it is called Chica Chico.
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:32.400
It used to be like so taboo.
00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:33.599
Like, it's great to see that.
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Like they're just embracing it and you know, like in embracing their kink.
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No kink shaming here.
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I have a bandana with with uh that's tie-dyed with smiley faces on it.
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What does that mean in the code?
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What am I opening myself up to?
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I really hope that they hear this and they're horrified to know that that's what these hankies mean.
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I'm misinterpreting it.
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Completely off.
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I hope they're just sitting at home one night and they're like, oh, someone made a podcast about us, and they hear it and they're just like, holy shit, what have we done?
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It's my favorite colour.
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:09.759
I am hoping to get this out on Sunday night.
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Can you imagine from Sunday night?
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The roops like DMs are gonna light up with all these like fist pictures.
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What the hell?
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:23.920
Why are so many people sliding into my DMs?
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:26.720
Hey, who there, little looter?
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:30.319
Oh my Lordy Lou.
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:34.319
Well, you know, it it's always good to learn about different cultures.
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It is.
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Is it is there is there a hanky just for I'm white and confused and don't hurt me?
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Who am I?
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Why am I here?
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I was just trying to get the 96 bus.
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Please.
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We might have to make one just for you.
00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.680
Just say if there isn't, we should make one for you.
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:56.640
Oh what colour is available?
00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.799
Yeah, are there any colours left in you know in the rainbow?
00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:09.679
We could release a series of the Deuce Pois podcast Hanky Code bandanas, ones for every movie.
00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:12.639
There should be a black one with skulls on it for you.
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:16.239
Oh if you're into snuff films?
00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:20.000
No, no, no, because you know, you like all like, you know, gothic and whatever.
00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:27.039
So it can be a little I also whatever.
00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:37.280
Okay, pick your No, see in my other podcast we do like whole episodes about people, you know, who are like I like to put my in the of the dead.
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.440
So no, let's let's not.
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:41.519
I know, I know anyway.
00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:43.440
Shall we move to the next song?
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:45.039
Yes, okay.
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:48.719
If we uh if we move past the hanky stuff, I liked the root song.
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Yay!
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Yeah, how many how many fists out of ten would you give it?
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Oh Jesus.
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:58.480
Like I said, I didn't listen to one word from the lyrics.
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I was just so focused on the hankies, the positions, and that's all I took in.
00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:05.440
Yeah, okay, we're moving on from that.
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Disgraceful, Sam.
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Absolutely disgraceful.
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All right, like, subscribe, read a review.
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Hopefully, hopefully you enjoyed the craziness.
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Get your bandanas, Europe.
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