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You were tight. 00:01:54.319 --> 00:01:57.359 The only way I got comfortable in Portugal is when everyone went to bed. 00:01:57.599 --> 00:01:58.879 Because you had the couch on your side. 00:01:59.040 --> 00:01:59.359 Yeah, exactly. 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:00.400 No, it was like a funny. 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:02.319 Yeah, we'd use the recliner. 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:02.799 Oh, yeah. 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:05.920 Because even the one person He got stuck on it. 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:06.879 Yeah, I know. 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:09.120 I don't know how you slept on it. 00:02:09.360 --> 00:02:10.800 I I don't know either. 00:02:11.039 --> 00:02:12.719 I slept in the recliner that one night. 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:14.879 I was like, that's why I went like after that. 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:15.919 We went upstairs. 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:16.479 Fuck it. 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:18.639 I don't need a TV, but we'll be comfortable. 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:21.280 The big couch in the room upstairs. 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:22.560 In the big room upstairs. 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:24.400 Yeah, with nothing else in it. 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:28.479 That is that's pretty sketchy now. 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:31.120 Dad called me all excited. 00:02:31.199 --> 00:02:32.000 He put all new lights. 00:02:32.319 --> 00:02:32.879 Oh my god, yeah. 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:36.800 Yes, I was on the phone with him for an hour last week. 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:38.639 He was showing me all the lights. 00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:40.719 And then he was and then he pulled out a remote. 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:42.639 He's like, look, yeah, they changed color. 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:43.039 Yeah. 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:46.800 Oh, when he he didn't know how to change the colors when I when he showed them to me. 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:49.120 He only knew how to dim them. 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:51.599 No, well, he showed me all the different colors. 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:53.520 I was like, Well, Spartan just won a big game. 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:54.639 Why don't you put it green? 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:55.120 Oh. 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:57.199 Can you believe they don't have green? 00:02:57.360 --> 00:02:59.439 I was like, I just don't think you know how to get there. 00:03:01.120 --> 00:03:02.159 You know what's crazy? 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:03.199 He didn't do that with me. 00:03:03.280 --> 00:03:05.280 He made me sit and watch him cook. 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:07.280 He just wants your company. 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:09.039 He wants to show off to us. 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:11.520 What is that supposed to mean? 00:03:12.719 --> 00:03:13.039 He likes you. 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:13.919 He enjoys your company. 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:14.479 That's what that's. 00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:18.240 I don't know if I enjoy his as much as he enjoys mine. 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:20.319 Kidding dad loves you so much. 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:21.599 I'm kidding. 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:22.319 Jokes. 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:23.520 We're having fun. 00:03:26.479 --> 00:03:28.960 He's out there living his best life. 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:31.520 Wow, we're out here struggling. 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:33.759 Y'all taking care of his commitments. 00:03:33.919 --> 00:03:34.560 That shit is crazy. 00:03:34.879 --> 00:03:39.439 Cracked my fingers, and that like I heard it and felt it. 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:40.800 It was a weird. 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:44.879 I didn't hear it. 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:46.960 Like I felt it throughout my body. 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:47.759 Oh wow. 00:03:47.919 --> 00:03:49.039 Yeah, that was a good crack. 00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:51.280 Maybe. 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:51.919 I don't know. 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:53.599 I hope you didn't break in anything. 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:54.400 No, I feel good. 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:54.800 Alright. 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:57.120 Phalanges are doing its thing. 00:03:57.439 --> 00:03:57.919 Alright. 00:03:58.159 --> 00:03:59.439 Oh, break it down. 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:01.840 In um big news. 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:06.479 Do you guys know about the fruit episodes on TikTok? 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:08.000 Like Strabelina? 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:08.479 No. 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:09.039 No. 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:11.120 What the fuck do you guys watch? 00:04:11.280 --> 00:04:15.199 First off, you probably watch witch TikToks and you watch plumbing videos. 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:16.240 And like. 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:18.000 No, it's called woo-woo. 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:21.759 Oh woo-woo! Woo-woo magic. 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:26.240 That's like what she likes puts her magic witchcraft under. 00:04:26.319 --> 00:04:26.959 It's woo-woo. 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:27.839 The woo-woo? 00:04:28.079 --> 00:04:28.319 Yeah. 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:30.800 That's what Nicolette's grandma used to call the Wawa. 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:33.519 No. 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:36.959 My witchy stuff is woo-woo. 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:37.759 Oh. 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:43.040 Christopher, why do you have fruit on your TikTok? 00:04:43.439 --> 00:04:44.720 No, because it's trending. 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:47.360 You guys just are never on the trending side. 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:50.720 I will show you right now Strabelina. 00:04:50.959 --> 00:04:51.360 Hold on. 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:52.160 Shark bite. 00:04:53.439 --> 00:04:54.160 In plumbing videos. 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:57.360 Who's listening right now knows what I'm talking about. 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:00.399 I think you sent me one. 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:01.279 Yes. 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:03.120 Because I'm trying to get you. 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:04.959 What is it? 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:07.519 I've been called to the army for two years. 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:08.720 Two years? 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:10.000 I can't be without you that long. 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:11.839 Wait for me. 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:14.160 No way. 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:16.240 Come back safe.

00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:25.040 It's a bunch of different vegetable heads exercising in the army. 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:28.639 We thank you for serving your country. 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:39.120 With the pepper. 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:40.079 No way. 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:41.759 Crazy. 00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:43.040 A chili pepper. 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:44.879 And he's a pomegranate. 00:05:45.279 --> 00:05:48.399 I promised I would come back, but now I'll marry someone else. 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:49.120 And you'll see. 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:53.199 You are the beautiful compensation for all the pain, I think. 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:54.000 Oh. 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:54.800 What is that? 00:05:54.959 --> 00:05:56.079 The compensation? 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:57.120 That's a Roman lettuce. 00:05:57.279 --> 00:05:59.519 And they're like a bunch of episodes. 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:00.879 They've made a Love Island. 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:01.600 Stop it. 00:06:01.920 --> 00:06:04.240 And everyone is watching it, except you guys. 00:06:04.399 --> 00:06:05.759 Yeah, except us. 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:08.639 Someone took a telenovela and put fruit heads on. 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:10.560 Yeah, and everyone's captivated. 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:12.480 I'm gonna start sending you the good ones for generation. 00:06:13.839 --> 00:06:14.720 Yours is boring. 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:16.639 You watch how to fix toilets for fun. 00:06:16.879 --> 00:06:18.879 It's not for fun, it's for knowledge. 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:22.160 Earlier was like, we should talk about how to make beefunish. 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:24.000 And I was like, no. 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:25.040 It was a joke. 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:25.680 Was it? 00:06:25.839 --> 00:06:26.160 It was. 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:31.279 I feel like you would enjoy doing you lay it on the grill like this. 00:06:31.519 --> 00:06:32.000 Hey guys. 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:34.560 You don't put beef onish on the grill, just letting you know. 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:35.040 No. 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:38.480 Hey guys, send it, send him your beefnage recipes. 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:40.720 He wants to see all of the different recipes. 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:42.000 Yeah, he actually enjoys watching it. 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:43.920 So he'll talking about stuff being sent in. 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:45.920 We you know, cut water never got back to us. 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:46.560 That's crazy. 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:48.319 I don't think they ever heard. 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:50.480 That's crazy. 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:51.519 Oh, we could try again. 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:53.040 We should cut water we hear. 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:56.399 Cut water talking about TikTok trends. 00:06:56.560 --> 00:06:59.439 Oh did you hear about Gerald? 00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:01.839 I was gonna talk about that, but go ahead, sis. 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:03.759 Gerald the dolphin? 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:04.800 No. 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:09.680 Wait, remember

the other night when I you hold on, let me try it out. 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:10.480 Spoot it out. 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:11.199 You got it. 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:16.319 Remember the other night when we FaceTimed, and I was like, oh my god, have you seen the fruits and the dolphin? 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:19.199 And you were like, I don't know what the fuck you're saying to me. 00:07:20.079 --> 00:07:20.959 I still don't. 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:24.959 All right, this lock in for this one because this is the dolphin. 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:25.920 That was the fruit. 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:27.040 This is the dolphin. 00:07:27.199 --> 00:07:27.759 All right. 00:07:28.399 --> 00:07:30.319 So a guy was found. 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:33.920 Um, I'm not gonna tell you where, but the guy was found. 00:07:34.560 --> 00:07:39.199 We'll say, and he was taken to a hospital and he got examined. 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:52.800 He has no head trauma, no traces of alcohol, no traces of drugs, nothing to show that his brain was injured, injured or or manipulated in some way, right? 00:07:53.120 --> 00:07:57.040 And his story was that he got kidnapped by dolphins. 00:07:57.519 --> 00:07:58.800 He was missing for three days. 00:07:59.120 --> 00:07:59.920 For three days. 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:12.720 He got kidnapped by dolphins, he was underwater for three days, helping these dolphins build like a community, like a a town and condos and everything. 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:22.720 And the main dolphin was Gerald, and he figured out a way how to make the man breathe underwater and help them build condos. 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:31.360 Yeah, because he is a marine uh engineer, and the when the dolphins released them, they told him that was phase one. 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:33.840 We're gonna come back to you when we're ready for phase two. 00:08:34.639 --> 00:08:44.799 So when he got checked at the hospital, he did have ocean particles in his lungs and like um what else did they say was in his lungs? 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:56.399 Anyways, the sh the lungs showed that he was underwater for a long period of time, but there was no damage to his lungs as far as pressure or anything because Gerald took care of it. 00:08:57.360 --> 00:08:58.960 He's definitely from Florida. 00:08:59.200 --> 00:09:01.679 Yeah, he is! How did you know? 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.519 Because everything starts as a Florida man, yes. 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:08.559 Yeah, but like they're saying that like the stuff found. 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:09.679 Who's they? 00:09:10.080 --> 00:09:11.279 The hospital people. 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:14.320 No, there's a lot so now there's a lot of people. 00:09:14.639 --> 00:09:18.559 Um, there's even a TikTok account for Gerald. 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.240 You know what my first question was? 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:22.559 How the fuck did the dolphin introduce himself? 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:23.679 Hey, I'm Gerald. 00:09:23.919 --> 00:09:24.639 I'm a little confused. 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:25.840 He's like the head honchal. 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:27.679 Like, are the condos for the dolphins? 00:09:27.919 --> 00:09:30.960 Yeah, like they're building another town down there. 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:32.559 Yeah, do they charge rent or anything? 00:09:32.639 --> 00:09:33.279 Or is it like free? 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:34.000 I don't know. 00:09:34.080 --> 00:09:35.519 We're learning about details. 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:37.039 This is the as far as what's the first thing. 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:46.159 If you were an engineer for underwater stuff, you would have been kidnapped and probably had answers to these questions. 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:47.200 That's crazy. 00:09:47.519 --> 00:09:51.279 Fucking Gerald out there doing the damn thing. 00:09:51.440 --> 00:09:51.600 Yeah. 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:53.519 Gerald is doing it for his people. 00:09:53.679 --> 00:09:53.919 Yeah. 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:54.639 That's crazy. 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:55.759 You go, Gerald. 00:09:56.639 --> 00:10:02.720 And the way that he found a a way for this man to breathe underwater for three days. 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:03.360 Yeah. 00:10:03.679 --> 00:10:10.080 The dolphins made a bubble around us which had oxygen, but other remnants of the sea could still be breathed in at times. 00:10:10.240 --> 00:10:13.360 The dolphins wanted to pin the five of us against each other. 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:16.399 They wanted to see who was the best engineer. 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:25.440 The best engineer would be the best engineer would be used to build their phase two of their underground water dolphin city. 00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:28.480 A dolphin drew a vertical red line on a wall. 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:32.879 I'm not sure whether this red color line was made from paint or blood. 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:36.960 The dolphin spoke to the five of us in our language, which is English. 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:41.039 We had to find out whether the vertical line was upside down or not. 00:10:41.120 --> 00:10:47.360 The k this confused the five of us because the vertical red line could be interpreted in many different ways. 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:52.159 It could interpret upside down or not, depending from what you wanted and where you were. 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:54.480 Wow. 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:55.600 It was five of them? 00:10:55.679 --> 00:10:57.759 I thought it was I guess. 00:10:58.159 --> 00:10:58.559 Huh. 00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:00.240 This is an article. 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:03.279 This is on Reddit, so interesting. 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:04.960 Yeah, so I believe it. 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:06.879 I believe he was down there. 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.200 I believe the Florida man. 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:16.720 Oh, because he Gerald said only one of us can be chosen to be the official engineer to carry on with phase two of building the underwater dolphin city. 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:18.000 So which are the other four? 00:11:19.360 -->

00:11:20.559 Probably dead. 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:28.879 Then, as the other four engineers were arguing amongst themselves over whether the red vertical line was upside down or not, I finally thought that I had the right answer. 00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:33.600 I told the dolphins that the vertical red line is neither upside down nor right side up. 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:40.480 Then the bubbles that protected the four of the other engineers had burst and the four engineers had drowned. 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:41.519 Oh shit. 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:43.440 I saw it gets crazy. 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:44.480 What a scandal. 00:11:44.720 --> 00:11:51.200 I saw four engineers' bodies just floating in water, and I was chosen to build the dolphins their phase two underwater city. 00:11:51.279 --> 00:11:53.120 I am honored but terrified at the same time. 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:58.159 How is he writing this if he's underwater building condos? 00:11:58.480 --> 00:11:59.519 He's not there anymore. 00:11:59.759 --> 00:12:01.360 They let him go after three days. 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:03.039 No, but this is for phase two. 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:06.240 He they didn't come and get him for phase two yet. 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:07.840 That's what the article was just saying. 00:12:08.240 --> 00:12:09.519 I have a question. 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:10.240 Okay. 00:12:10.879 --> 00:12:11.679 How did they get him? 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:13.600 The dolphins just like rolled up to his house. 00:12:14.399 --> 00:12:15.279 They kidnapped him. 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:15.919 At his house? 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:16.399 I don't know. 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:17.440 Well, that's cool. 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:18.159 We know how they knew him. 00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:19.360 Something spishy here. 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:24.399 We know how they can't. 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:28.399 I hate hate is a strong word. 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:30.720 I strongly dislike dolphins. 00:12:30.799 --> 00:12:32.000 I don't trust them. 00:12:32.240 --> 00:12:33.919 We know how you feel. 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:35.279 So I believe it. 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:36.720 I believe it too. 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:39.840 I have the devils or the dolphins. 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:42.159 And you think they just came out to see? 00:12:42.559 --> 00:12:43.919 Rolled up some of man's eyes? 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:44.480 I think um. 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:45.519 No, no, no, no. 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:47.600 I think he's a marine engineer. 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:49.519 So I think he was out there in the water. 00:12:49.759 --> 00:12:51.039 Yeah, like working. 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:52.240 He's nine to five. 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:54.399 No, we gotta look, we gotta see what they really do. 00:12:55.279 --> 00:12:57.200 And Gerald was like couple of. 00:12:57.440 --> 00:13:00.879 He was taken on Friday and only showed up Monday. 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:05.440 It was three days he was down there. 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:07.039 I ain't fucking with Gerald. 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:08.000 For real. 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:09.759 Maybe he's hiring. 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:11.519 Gerald must have watched like a lot of things. 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:12.879 Do you know how to build condos? 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:16.159 No, but I was in that's Tony Soprano reincarnation. 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:18.000 I was in property management for 16 years. 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:20.320 That's not what he needs you for. 00:13:20.559 --> 00:13:22.559 He might run the front desk. 00:13:23.200 --> 00:13:25.360 He might need me to go collect. 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:26.000 I don't know. 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:27.519 I don't think he's charging. 00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:29.039 He's doing this for the people. 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:31.120 That's crazy. 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:31.919 Oh my god. 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:36.399 And then there was this Peter the dolphin who fell in love with the human. 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:37.759 Oh, they couldn't hear that. 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:39.360 They can fall in love. 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:40.799 Oh well, yeah. 00:13:40.879 --> 00:13:42.480 I believe every mammal can be. 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:45.360 I'm sorry, is there some type of fucking translation for dolphins? 00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:47.679 Because, like, how how would you know? 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:50.000 Well, I don't know, but there are articles about it. 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:51.679 Ooh, sorry, earthquake. 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:56.320 I don't know. 00:13:56.879 --> 00:14:02.879 Now, when you see dolphins in the wild, you're gonna think twice about going back in that water. 00:14:03.039 --> 00:14:03.279 Yeah. 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:08.080 I I trust I they took a Florida man, they could take you. 00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:15.759 Florida men are built different in different ways, yes. 00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:16.480 I guess you could say. 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:17.840 Nah, I fucking with them. 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:19.759 They rape humans. 00:14:19.919 --> 00:14:21.200 Like that is a fact. 00:14:21.440 --> 00:14:21.679 Yes. 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:24.159 I asked a dolphin expert once. 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:25.679 What dolphin expert? 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:27.360 She liked worked with dolphins. 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:28.960 She was like a dolphin trainer. 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:31.120 And I was like, it's true that they rape humans. 00:14:31.519 --> 00:14:32.399 They're known, yes. 00:14:32.480 --> 00:14:33.120 It's known. 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:35.200 She said yes, confirmed. 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:36.080 Yes. 00:14:36.639 --> 00:14:37.039 Yes. 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:38.559 They'd be putting in the work. 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:39.679 That's crazy. 00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:42.720 Whatever. 00:14:43.919 --> 00:14:45.200 We're having fun here. 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:48.399 There's a lot of dolphin talk. 00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:50.799 Christina's a dolphins man. 00:14:51.039 --> 00:14:51.360 Yeah. 00:14:51.600 -->

00:14:52.720 Woo-woo and dolphins. 00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:53.519 Woo-woo. 00:14:55.200 --> 00:14:56.720 That's that's your TikTok. 00:14:57.360 --> 00:14:59.440 Honestly, I feel like they go together. 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:01.919 Like dolphins elaborate. 00:15:02.159 --> 00:15:04.559 Dolphins probably have like little seances down there. 00:15:04.720 --> 00:15:09.120 Oh shit, that's obviously they they're trying to build a community with the Florida man. 00:15:09.360 --> 00:15:10.000 Yeah. 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:13.440 And they found a way to make him breathe down there. 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:16.799 An oxygen bubble. 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:17.759 Interesting. 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:19.120 Like around, yeah. 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:19.600 Yeah. 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:22.159 Because you wouldn't run out of oxygen. 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:25.919 I don't know, man. 00:15:26.320 --> 00:15:27.519 I just think this is fun. 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:29.360 And dancing with the stars. 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:35.840 There's this guy, Ezra, who always holds up a sign at one of his shows, and he even put up Joled Dolphin. 00:15:35.919 --> 00:15:37.840 I was like, he knows about the dolphin. 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:41.440 It's like a big phenomenon. 00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:43.600 You gotta go. 00:15:44.080 --> 00:15:44.639 You know what I mean. 00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:47.519 Okay. 00:15:48.639 --> 00:15:50.000 Um, okay. 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:51.600 You alright? 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:53.279 I'm I'm just taking it all in. 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:55.120 Do you have anything you'd like to share with the class? 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:56.399 Not with that at the moment. 00:15:56.639 --> 00:15:58.240 That one threw me for a loop. 00:15:58.639 --> 00:15:59.600 How was your week? 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:01.279 It was long. 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:02.320 It was a long week. 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:03.279 It was a long week. 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:04.799 It's always the same hours. 00:16:05.840 --> 00:16:07.919 Oh no, we're gonna keep being a smart ass. 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:08.559 Never. 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:10.399 Um, how was your Tuesday? 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:13.840 I actually had an awful week. 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:16.879 Yeah, I had a rough week too. 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:20.240 I I don't usually say I have bad weeks. 00:16:20.399 --> 00:16:22.080 It's either like a bad hour. 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:25.440 No, this week just about every day really sucked. 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:26.399 Yeah. 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:30.159 Oh well, maybe we this is a little depressing. 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:33.600 I was waiting for Christina to be like, well, Mercury was in retrograde. 00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:34.320 It was. 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:34.879 It ended. 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:36.879 Friday was the last day. 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:39.279 Um, Friday, Mercury went direct. 00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:40.159 Yesterday. 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:41.200 Yes. 00:16:41.519 --> 00:16:45.279 During Mercury retrograde, is it normal to hear from your exes? 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:45.840 Yes. 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:47.440 Oh shit, which one? 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:51.679 Yes, it's very normal. 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:55.440 But what happens like when it ends? 00:16:56.559 --> 00:17:07.440 Like as in it goes back to normal, like so you usually Mercury retrogrades are supposed to bring you like clarity for unresolved issues. 00:17:08.400 --> 00:17:12.640 So m sometimes exes do reach out during that time frame. 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:17.440 It's to bring you clarity. 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:18.480 Huh. 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:20.319 Shit. 00:17:20.640 --> 00:17:22.000 Were you clarified? 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:30.799 It was the whole delivery of me looking at you and sometimes with everything. 00:17:30.960 --> 00:17:32.960 And the way the light shines on you. 00:17:33.119 --> 00:17:33.599 I don't know. 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:35.599 I feel like I'm getting interrogated right now. 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:37.359 You with the way the light is. 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:40.559 Yeah, I do feel like where were you last night? 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:42.720 Home, sleeping. 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:46.319 Do you have anyone who could who's your alibi? 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:48.400 Uh my wife and kid. 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:49.119 Your kid? 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:51.279 Which my kid would snitch and say I wasn't there. 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:52.880 My daddy was not home. 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:54.960 I know see him. 00:17:55.200 --> 00:17:57.119 I went to bed, he wasn't here. 00:17:57.440 --> 00:17:58.079 Little Tony. 00:17:58.400 --> 00:17:59.920 I woke up, he wasn't here. 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:05.119 Little Tony, he would definitely rat you out. 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:09.279 I'd punch you in the face or kick your ass. 00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:10.960 That would kill you. 00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:11.680 That would kill you. 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:13.119 I can't believe that's a third option. 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:15.279 What kind of kid am I raising? 00:18:17.039 --> 00:18:20.160 I was like, he's not about to act like you didn't say that. 00:18:20.319 --> 00:18:20.880 I heard of it. 00:18:21.119 --> 00:18:22.319 Like, what kind of kid am I raising? 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:23.920 But I love him. 00:18:24.240 --> 00:18:26.400 He's like, that's my best friend. 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:29.039 How dare you suggest such a thing? 00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:31.359 I was like, I didn't say you did it. 00:18:34.160 --> 00:18:35.759 I was being gasped. 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:39.200 Like a six-year-old. 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:41.599 That's crazy. 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:43.519 That's New York Kid. 00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:46.000 Yeah, I don't know. 00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:46.880 I gotta talk to him. 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:54.960 We were playing with his little cars, and he'd be like, I don't know, it may make me feel like Tony Soprano. 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:57.279 He's like, boss,

what's next? 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:01.359 I was like, I need you to go down to the car. 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:05.200 I've heard there's some funny business down there. 00:19:05.359 --> 00:19:07.039 He was telling me he was the boss. 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:08.799 Yeah, he was my captain. 00:19:09.039 --> 00:19:11.519 I was like, you ain't the boss of me. 00:19:13.119 --> 00:19:14.000 You know, Christina. 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:15.119 Oh, it's beef wood. 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:18.799 Oh, he's gonna catch these hands. 00:19:19.200 --> 00:19:19.920 How old are you? 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:20.640 Under 10? 00:19:20.720 --> 00:19:21.920 I'll smack you. 00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:25.680 That's why she wanted to bowl with them. 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:26.880 She knew she had a chance. 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:28.240 That's crazy. 00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:29.519 I'm upset. 00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:31.119 I'm still upset about that. 00:19:31.359 --> 00:19:34.240 That she wasn't invited to your six-year-old's birthday party. 00:19:34.480 --> 00:19:35.200 Bowling birthday. 00:19:35.359 --> 00:19:39.680 No, no, at the bowling alley, because you were invited to his I said bowling party. 00:19:39.920 --> 00:19:42.400 Actually, technically, you didn't invite me. 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:45.200 Oh, here's my mom told me about it and I showed up. 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:46.880 Oh god, here we go. 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:49.039 If we want to get technical. 00:19:49.279 --> 00:19:49.759 Here we go. 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:50.319 You know what? 00:19:50.400 --> 00:19:52.319 Next year I'm mailing out invitations. 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:55.759 No, you I told you what to do with my invitations. 00:19:55.839 --> 00:19:56.880 I still haven't gotten one. 00:19:56.960 --> 00:19:59.359 I want like the Google one with glitter. 00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:02.799 Like you are cordially invited. 00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:04.799 And like when I open it, glitter. 00:20:05.759 --> 00:20:06.079 Okay. 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:08.720 I'll send it on a Tuesday. 00:20:09.279 --> 00:20:12.559 Yeah, maybe we'll brighten our Tuesdays up. 00:20:12.960 --> 00:20:13.440 Yeah. 00:20:13.759 --> 00:20:15.920 So anyway, did you get clarified? 00:20:19.440 --> 00:20:21.279 I um no. 00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:23.039 Oh, just more questions. 00:20:24.079 --> 00:20:24.880 Not really. 00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:30.799 I just You know, if you're still doing janitor things, it's just not gonna work. 00:20:31.200 --> 00:20:32.960 I don't know if he's a janitor anymore. 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:34.240 Well, you know, we hope not. 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:36.799 We always wish people to better themselves. 00:20:37.119 --> 00:20:41.200 I don't know if he did that, but I don't know if he's also a janitor. 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:45.039 I mean, listen, I'm not I gotta stop knocking janitors. 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:45.759 Yeah. 00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:48.720 Because janitors are gonna come up knocking on your door. 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:50.160 What the fuck you got a problem with janitors? 00:20:50.480 --> 00:20:53.119 Especially the one that Gerald hires for his condos. 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:55.759 You know he's gonna be the best janitor there is. 00:20:55.920 --> 00:20:56.079 Right. 00:20:56.240 --> 00:20:58.079 How are you gonna clean underwater? 00:20:58.880 --> 00:21:00.160 The same get a mop. 00:21:00.319 --> 00:21:01.440 They're gonna figure it out. 00:21:02.319 --> 00:21:04.000 The engineer is gonna figure it out. 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:06.079 You don't mop, you just wipe. 00:21:07.359 --> 00:21:09.680 There's no drying it, you just wipe it. 00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:11.440 So what the fuck? 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:13.519 Everything is wet. 00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:20.960 Oh my god. 00:21:23.440 --> 00:21:24.240 Jesus. 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:27.119 You can't do that shit to me. 00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:31.119 Everything from that sentence. 00:21:33.440 --> 00:21:35.920 The way she said it, I don't know. 00:21:37.039 --> 00:21:38.559 Made me feel weird. 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:43.359 Would you agree with that statement? 00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:48.880 You're right. 00:21:48.960 --> 00:21:50.319 There is a lot of clarity. 00:21:52.480 --> 00:21:53.599 I can barely see. 00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:55.519 I feel like I need sunglasses down here. 00:21:56.079 --> 00:21:57.119 I don't know what's going on. 00:21:57.279 --> 00:21:59.279 Yo, thank God for my hat. 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:02.079 Was it always this bright? 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:03.279 I don't know. 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:05.440 I I I mean it's always been the same light. 00:22:05.519 --> 00:22:07.039 Oh shit. 00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:09.599 It's the angle. 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:11.279 I think it's the angle, you guys. 00:22:11.519 --> 00:22:13.839 We got fucking Vogue cover girl over here. 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:15.519 Yeah, anything, you know? 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:16.240 Period. 00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:18.160 Hey, oh, okay. 00:22:19.119 --> 00:22:19.359 Uh uh. 00:22:20.079 --> 00:22:23.119 Hey Christina, I heard you have some questions for us. 00:22:23.359 --> 00:22:24.880 Oh my god, I have a ton of questions. 00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:26.160 Oh my god. 00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:27.759 You guys ready? 00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:30.559 Why does this not surprise me that she has a ton of questions? 00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:33.039 Oh, because Barbara Walters of the family. 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:33.680 Right. 00:22:33.920 --> 00:22:35.200 I'd like to ask questions. 00:22:35.519 --> 00:22:36.799 Tonight on channel four. 00:22:37.759 --> 00:22:39.039 Florida woman. 00:22:41.119 --> 00:22:42.960 You belong out there, girl. 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:47.680 Florida woman is now working as property manager for Gerald. 00:22:48.079 --> 00:22:49.119 For Gerald at all. 00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:52.880 All their family once a month. 00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:54.559 It's so good down here, guys. 00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:55.920 Surely come visit. 00:22:56.079 -->

00:22:57.279 It's all wet. 00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:01.839 Bring your water shoe. 00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:06.720 Tell you that Carl be real. 00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:07.440 Carl. 00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:10.799 Who's Carl? 00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:11.440 Another dolphin. 00:23:12.160 --> 00:23:12.799 Carl. 00:23:15.039 --> 00:23:16.480 That shit gone crazy. 00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:18.720 He sounded like me. 00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.200 My eye was twitching. 00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:23.599 I'm not gonna lie, the phone glasses do help. 00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:26.000 Christina, you look like you were buffering, laughing. 00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:26.799 She did. 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:27.839 I was like, is she gonna stop? 00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:29.279 She didn't even move. 00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:33.599 She's just I know dial up. 00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:34.960 Yo, ask the question. 00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:37.759 Yeah, that's me. 00:23:38.960 --> 00:23:41.839 Damn, girl, you were looking down at your lap for 20 minutes. 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:43.279 I thought you had them pulled up. 00:23:43.440 --> 00:23:44.960 And I do, I have them pulled up. 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:46.640 I need to compose myself. 00:23:46.880 --> 00:23:48.079 Alright, take all the time you need. 00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:50.160 It's not like we're recording or anything. 00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:50.880 Okay. 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:59.680 Some of these are dating questions, but I think um, in your experience, Migs, I think you should uh, you know, give in your give your take. 00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:00.720 And as man. 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:01.519 As a man. 00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:02.319 As man. 00:24:02.480 --> 00:24:02.799 As a man. 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:03.759 As man. 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:04.240 Okay. 00:24:04.480 --> 00:24:10.079 What makes someone relationship material versus just for fun? 00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:13.920 Uh honesty. 00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:18.880 So just for fun, they wouldn't be honest. 00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:19.359 No. 00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:25.599 I think if they want to fuck you on the first night shows that maybe he doesn't want to proceed. 00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:27.839 I have to agree with Bel. 00:24:28.000 --> 00:24:28.799 That was vulgar. 00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:31.119 I mean, it's honesty. 00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:33.839 I would like to proceed. 00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:34.799 I'm being honest. 00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:36.720 No, I agree with Belle on that one. 00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:37.920 Honesty, not so much. 00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:40.640 I mean, he could be honest from the get-go and be like, I just want to fucking. 00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:41.680 Oh, men lie. 00:24:42.319 --> 00:24:43.200 That's true. 00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:45.039 Uh Men Lie. 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:47.759 The song is Women Lie, Men Lie. 00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:49.519 By Yo Gotti. 00:24:50.079 --> 00:24:50.319 Who? 00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:51.599 Yo Gotti. 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:52.960 Who's that? 00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:55.359 He works with Gerald. 00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:56.559 You wouldn't know him. 00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:57.839 I will soon. 00:24:58.240 --> 00:24:58.880 Right, girl. 00:24:58.960 --> 00:24:59.519 I'm scared. 00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:01.680 I'm running into this table like four times. 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:02.720 I don't know what you're doing. 00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:04.160 I was trying to get closer. 00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:04.559 Right. 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:05.039 I got more. 00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:05.440 I got more. 00:25:05.680 --> 00:25:06.720 I can't get any closer. 00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:11.440 How long should you wait before becoming exclusive? 00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:15.680 Not boyfriend and girlfriend, because that's a totally different um. 00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:19.359 Oh, there's way there's just way too many fucking steps now. 00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:23.200 First, you you know, you're dating a bunch of people and then you just date one person. 00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.559 And then from dating one I I oh I know the steps. 00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:26.880 Oh. 00:25:27.119 --> 00:25:32.880 And I just feel like it's like point if you're exclusive at that point, aren't you just boyfriend and girlfriend? 00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:36.880 Like why are we dating anybody else? 00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.680 Because believe it or not, I know a lot of people who the title just scares them. 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:45.039 Then what are you doing? 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:46.000 Yeah. 00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:46.960 Yeah, I know. 00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:49.119 I want to be asked. 00:25:53.279 --> 00:25:55.839 She wants to be like, will you be my girlfriend? 00:25:56.000 --> 00:26:02.880 Oh, you want like those 11 30 phone night phone calls at night where your parents don't know you're on the phone. 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:03.599 Okay. 00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:06.000 I love late night phone calls. 00:26:06.160 --> 00:26:06.640 So do I. 00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:08.559 That's when you get the most honest man. 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:08.880 Yeah. 00:26:09.039 --> 00:26:09.759 How do you get late? 00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:11.839 You asleep at 8 o'clock. 00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:12.960 I hear my phone. 00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:13.839 That's crazy. 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:17.119 Sometimes I pick up sometimes I pick up, sometimes I don't. 00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:18.799 Depends how mad I am at you. 00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:23.039 I'll I'll watch that bitch ring too and be like, nah. 00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:24.799 I'll talk to you tomorrow, homie. 00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:27.039 Sometimes I put my phone on sleep. 00:26:27.279 --> 00:26:28.400 I won't even hear it. 00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:29.359 That's crazy. 00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:31.680 Um and what was your question again? 00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:32.640 I'm sorry. 00:26:35.119 --> 00:26:38.480 How long should it take before becoming exclusive? 00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:41.680 I I mean that all depends on what's happening. 00:26:42.000

--> 00:26:46.960 I think if you guys are being serious, I think it's valid to ask as soon as you want. 00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:48.960 Like, hey, are we seeing other people or not? 00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:49.519 Yeah. 00:26:49.839 --> 00:26:52.000 I think it's before you sleep with someone. 00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:53.279 Before you sleep with them. 00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:55.680 You should have the exclusivity talk word. 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:56.480 Fair. 00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:56.720 Okay. 00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:58.960 You ain't trying to get nobody else's cold sores. 00:27:02.079 --> 00:27:02.480 All right. 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:03.920 This one is a good one. 00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:07.599 Is it okay to go through your partner's phone? 00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:08.079 No. 00:27:08.319 --> 00:27:11.599 Well, she a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:12.640 Let me stop. 00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:19.440 Um no, and the moment you feel like you should have to go through their phone, I think. 00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:22.400 Something is up to uh reevaluate the relationship. 00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:23.680 I agree. 00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:25.119 A hundred percent agree. 00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:27.680 Yeah, there needs to be a talk at that point. 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:28.799 Yes, exactly. 00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:30.319 So normally no. 00:27:31.039 --> 00:27:34.079 But it yeah, yeah, that's all I'm gonna say. 00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:37.039 Okay, what's worse? 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:39.440 Cheating emotionally or physically? 00:27:39.680 --> 00:27:40.720 Cheating's cheating. 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:42.640 And that's on period. 00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:47.759 I think is actually worse than physically, in my opinion. 00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:48.880 Now, okay, hold on. 00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:52.880 Physically is an emotional like there's no women, yes. 00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:53.920 For women, yes. 00:27:54.160 --> 00:27:56.240 No, no, I'm telling you men, I don't think so. 00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:58.240 No, there is, there has to be something there. 00:27:58.319 --> 00:28:00.319 Like, I know everyone says, hold on. 00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:01.759 I and now I'm gonna break it out. 00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:07.440 I know everyone says men are dogs, and I have a lot of friends that are single, and let me tell you something right now. 00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:08.640 Tell me. 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:11.680 There ain't a lot of girls out there right now impressing me. 00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:14.240 No, yeah, we know they're just as bad, yes. 00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:19.279 So I think we're at a point where like just cheating is cheating. 00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:22.000 Yes, and it shouldn't be a thing. 00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:28.079 Um now let me ask you this what if he fucked five different girls? 00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:32.480 Then that's that's but it's bad. 00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:34.240 It's a hundred percent bad, yeah. 00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:36.880 Yeah, so I think I don't like either one. 00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:39.039 I uh no, I don't like either way. 00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:43.599 If you had a whole relationship with another girl, I would be even more hurt. 00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:44.400 Yes. 00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:49.359 No, I feel like emotionally cheating is worse than physically cheating. 00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:50.799 Both are bad. 00:28:50.960 --> 00:28:51.359 Yes. 00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:55.920 Like I'm just saying that jail, all of you. 00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:56.400 Right. 00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:00.079 She's just gonna cheat death by fire. 00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:01.519 Oh okay. 00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:03.839 This to the guillotine period. 00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:05.200 This one. 00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:09.279 Would you date someone who isn't financially stable yet? 00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:10.000 Yes. 00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:11.119 Depends where you are in life. 00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:12.160 Because I've done it. 00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:16.240 Right. 00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:18.319 I have to agree with Migs on this one. 00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:20.240 I think it depends on where you are in life. 00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:20.640 Yes. 00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:23.440 Like me, I wasn't financially stable when I got with Nicola. 00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:25.200 Yeah, but yeah, you were younger. 00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:25.920 But you were younger. 00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:26.640 Yeah, exactly. 00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:31.759 I mean, but if I have my shit together and I like God forbid, I have two kids and my own shit going on. 00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:34.960 I can't I can't get with someone who don't got their shit together. 00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:35.440 Right. 00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:36.640 So that's where I'm at. 00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:42.640 I feel like I can't be with someone who I have to like treat. 00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:43.759 You have to be their mama. 00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:46.079 Yeah, like no, I'm not nobody's sugar mama. 00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:46.880 No, no, no. 00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:52.319 And I want to travel and I don't want to have to pay for someone's tickets to come with me. 00:29:52.480 --> 00:29:54.079 Or someone who's afraid of the airplane. 00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:57.279 Or that too, yeah, because we flying. 00:29:59.920 --> 00:30:01.599 We fly somewhere. 00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:03.279 I'm gonna be on that plane. 00:30:03.519 --> 00:30:04.960 You with me or you not? 00:30:05.279 --> 00:30:07.119 I like to fly like two, three times a year. 00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:08.400 She on spirit. 00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:10.079 No, just for him. 00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:10.799 No, no, no. 00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:11.359 Audi. 00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:12.640 No. 00:30:13.119 --> 00:30:14.880 We don't do spirit here. 00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:18.000 Jesus Christ. 00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:21.680 How important is physical attraction long term? 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:23.200 I say very. 00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:27.839 Um, yeah, because I can't look

at you and be like, oh, you're kinda ugly. 00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:28.480 Right. 00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:32.640 I think intimacy is super important. 00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:34.640 I think we just have to be attracted. 00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:36.319 Oh. 00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:39.119 Something came out of her. 00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:48.079 Um I I again, I I feel like there's that's a very vague question. 00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:53.119 Like, there's a lot of circumstances. 00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:54.640 God forbid something happens. 00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:56.160 You have a health episode. 00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:58.799 No, but like initially you're dating them. 00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:00.559 Okay. 00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:06.319 And like, let's say you meet this guy at the bar and you're like, mmm, he's kind of ugly, but I'll give him a shot. 00:31:06.559 --> 00:31:07.759 Then don't give him a shot. 00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:08.960 Oh my god. 00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.440 At that point in time, I feel like what are you doing? 00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:13.279 If you're not attracted from the get, then don't do it. 00:31:13.599 --> 00:31:16.400 Because what if the personality makes up for it? 00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:19.039 Then why are we having this conversation? 00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:26.480 Oh because at some point in time, you're not gonna you just said, well, I'm gonna sit at the couch watching my strawberry videos. 00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:31.920 I'm gonna look over to my right and be like, not a strawberry. 00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:35.359 You you look you are onion looking, dude. 00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:40.000 Like prom pomegranate would never do this to me. 00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:43.359 You see, you see that red hot chili pepper? 00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:45.119 He's coming next. 00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:47.519 Everything's wet. 00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:53.759 So I that's that's kind of where I stand at with that. 00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:55.759 I I just feel like yeah. 00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:57.279 All right, period, I guess. 00:31:57.440 --> 00:31:58.319 You write. 00:31:58.559 --> 00:31:59.039 Nope. 00:31:59.279 --> 00:31:59.839 All right. 00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:01.440 Chuck one up. 00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:03.200 Not too much. 00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.960 Would you rather meet someone online or in person? 00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:10.720 I mean, preferably in person. 00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:14.000 I mean, I meet I I meet. 00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:16.559 I beat all people. 00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:27.599 I be doo uh I I met speaking normally anymore. 00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:29.680 I be do all. 00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:30.880 It's a joke. 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:31.359 It was a joke. 00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:31.920 Is it? 00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:33.279 I'm so confused. 00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:35.119 I'm holding my head, I'm nervous. 00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:36.880 Well, you ran into the table four times. 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:38.000 I don't want to look at you. 00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:41.920 I met Nicolette online first, and then we met in person. 00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:43.039 Oh, you did? 00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:43.519 Yes. 00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:44.240 I didn't know that. 00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:44.720 Name? 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:45.680 MySpace. 00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:47.200 Oh shit. 00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:47.920 Yeah. 00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:48.640 Oh wow. 00:32:48.799 --> 00:32:49.200 You found her. 00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:50.480 She was from Brick. 00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:52.160 You found her? 00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:53.680 It was weird. 00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:55.759 It was some kind of mutual friend. 00:32:56.160 --> 00:32:56.799 Friend something. 00:32:59.200 --> 00:32:59.759 Wow. 00:32:59.920 --> 00:33:01.599 It's a beautiful love story. 00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:02.240 Okay. 00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:08.000 So with that being said, I preser I you preserve. 00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:12.160 I preserve the right to party. 00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:18.640 I would prefer to meet someone in person, but I'm a homebody. 00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:19.440 So I'm a homebody. 00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:22.000 He's gonna have to break in through your window. 00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:24.720 She's come to fall in love with her thief. 00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.119 I've come to steal your heart. 00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:34.400 He's gonna show up in a golf cart. 00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:38.480 I be here. 00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:40.880 My golf cart outside. 00:33:41.599 --> 00:33:42.319 Come with me. 00:33:42.559 --> 00:33:43.680 She's gonna get a text. 00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:47.039 You've seen my new rims on the golf cart. 00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:50.160 I'd be get them nice. 00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:51.839 I can't. 00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:53.359 This is so wrong. 00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:55.200 Oh god. 00:33:55.359 --> 00:33:55.920 Oh god. 00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:56.400 Okay. 00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:59.759 Is social media a red flag in relationship? 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.640 Wait, going back, sorry, hold on to that one. 00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:08.159 Is there a speci is there like a way you would love to meet your person in person? 00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:10.960 Like something happens or like this. 00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:14.320 Yeah, I definitely want like a little meat cute kind of thing. 00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:16.480 Yeah, like what would your meat cute be? 00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:17.280 I don't know. 00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:18.880 Like bumping into him and like. 00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:20.159 You know how wait. 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:21.360 How do you picture it? 00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:23.119 No, but like not that. 00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:24.320 She barks at people. 00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.800 I want to bark at the weird ones, not the ones I've actually like. 00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:29.519 Hold on. 00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:31.920 Because you're not weird for barking. 00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:33.679 They're weird first. 00:34:33.760 --> 00:34:36.800 Now I can tell them

I'm weirder, so they can leave me alone. 00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:39.360 Like if he barks back, is it a matchmade in heaven? 00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:42.800 I'm gonna have to call the cops. 00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:46.000 I barked he barked back. 00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:52.320 Like I'm wondering, what happened? 00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.639 Can we call the impound that is like the other dog? 00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:03.920 The funniest part about that is I said the impound, not the pound. 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:15.039 Going back to what I'm pound what going back to what I was gonna say is you always ask how mom and dad met. 00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:17.440 You never have a straight answer. 00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:20.480 And I made up a story on how they met. 00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:21.440 I don't remember. 00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:30.239 I said that mom, you know, when you go to Ciabras, the Portuguese food store, they have like how you get the bread, you know, the little Portuguese rolls. 00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.079 It's like a window that you have to open. 00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:38.639 I said that dad saw mom picking one and was like, oh Maria, I like the way you pick your bread. 00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:40.639 That is their love story. 00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:41.920 That was their meat cue. 00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:43.760 And I told them that. 00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:45.039 I was like, that's how you guys met. 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:47.119 They were probably both picking grilloues over there. 00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:50.960 It's just something about a pop sifu that really brought them together. 00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:52.559 It brings everyone together. 00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:53.920 You break bread. 00:35:56.400 --> 00:35:58.719 And that story is their story. 00:35:59.440 --> 00:35:59.760 Okay. 00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:00.159 Okay. 00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:01.039 I didn't know that story. 00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:02.239 I didn't know that either. 00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:03.199 Now I could tell my friends. 00:36:03.440 --> 00:36:03.679 Right. 00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:05.360 This is how my parents met. 00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:06.880 She was like bent over, I think. 00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.000 Oh my relax. 00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:10.639 That's just awkward. 00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.480 Let's stop there, but okay. 00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:18.239 Um I think she barked at him. 00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:20.320 He barked back. 00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.480 And he barked back. 00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:24.880 You know Daddy barking, he'd be going. 00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:28.000 I don't know why. 00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:30.320 That's where I get it from. 00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:32.880 He does. 00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:35.679 Now that I'm thinking about it, like I've seen him do it over. 00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:37.440 And he smiles, like does it. 00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:42.960 Yeah, when he talks his chin in. 00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:48.239 He always has little eyes. 00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:50.559 Little beady eyes. 00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:51.599 Yeah. 00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:59.039 Sometimes that's sometimes I feel like like the the damsel in distress type of thing. 00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:06.960 Like, you know, like he bumps into me and like I drop the groceries on the floor, and like he helps me pick them up and like we lock eyes. 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:08.320 And but you know what's gonna happen? 00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:10.239 Mercury's gonna be in retrograde when that happens. 00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:12.960 And she's gonna be like, What you don't think I could pick up my own groceries? 00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:18.719 I probably would spot on with that. 00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:19.199 Yes. 00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:22.480 What you don't think I'm a strong independent woman? 00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:24.400 I don't need your help. 00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:26.079 You're a hundred percent right. 00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:26.960 She would. 00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:29.760 She would like come back to me. 00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.639 She'd be like, This man tried to fucking help me with my groceries. 00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:33.599 Like he saw me. 00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.239 And he still tried. 00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:39.360 The audacity. 00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:40.559 So fucking annoying. 00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:41.440 Was he cute? 00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:43.119 A little bit, but like still. 00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:44.400 What did he think? 00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:45.039 Christina. 00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:48.800 And when I saw him walk away, he had a little limp. 00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:50.320 Like, okay. 00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:55.920 Jesus Christ. 00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:57.360 He's making my laugh. 00:37:57.519 --> 00:37:59.199 Oh shit, we gotta snort. 00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:02.159 Oh my god. 00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:03.280 It's all what? 00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:07.039 That's gonna be the name of this episode. 00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:10.239 Oh man. 00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:16.159 The craziest part is I came into this podcast not knowing what was gonna happen. 00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:19.440 I think we were all miserable coming down. 00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:20.960 I think we should just. 00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:26.480 I was gonna say, I don't like the way I was gonna word that, but I was gonna say we should just raw dog it next time. 00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:32.880 Seems to be working out for us. 00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:34.719 What is in the family? 00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.079 This family, just a bunch of dogs. 00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.519 We got that dog in me. 00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:41.840 And when I say that, I mean like the dog Snoopy. 00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:44.320 You can't say we got the dog in me. 00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:46.079 We got the dog in us. 00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:47.360 Hey, in a pound. 00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:48.639 Not too much. 00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:50.960 Wrong pound, my friend. 00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:51.360 Okay. 00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:52.639 Christina, next

question. 00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:53.280 I'm so sorry. 00:38:53.440 --> 00:38:56.159 We never even answered the social media. 00:38:56.559 --> 00:38:57.440 Oh, is it a red flag? 00:38:57.679 --> 00:38:59.440 Social media red flag in relationships. 00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:00.480 In which aspect? 00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:01.440 Like having it? 00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:02.159 I don't know. 00:39:02.239 --> 00:39:02.960 That's what it says. 00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:03.840 I'm not gonna lie. 00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:07.599 If a man says he don't got Instagram, I'm gonna be like, thank you, Lord. 00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:09.920 I don't know if you guys have noticed. 00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:11.360 I don't like post anything. 00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:13.440 Doesn't mean you don't go on it. 00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:15.920 Yeah, I watch plumbing videos. 00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:22.480 Okay, you, but not No, I'm not saying everyone, but like I've I know a lot of my friends are like, eh. 00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:24.480 Uh yeah. 00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:25.039 Yeah. 00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:26.079 I got it. 00:39:26.239 --> 00:39:27.519 That was like a chihuahua bar. 00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:28.719 Alright, let's let's keep going. 00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:29.360 Yeah. 00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:32.079 Should men still approach women first? 00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:32.719 Yes. 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:34.320 Men have to go to war. 00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:36.559 Now they ask me for lip cloth. 00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:38.559 What? 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:40.800 Alright, sorry, chapstick. 00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:42.960 Who the fuck is asking you for chapstick? 00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:43.440 Men. 00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:44.880 And he wears cargo pants. 00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:47.360 They wear jorts. 00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:48.000 Oh. 00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:50.000 Those aren't men. 00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:50.719 No. 00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:53.280 It's what they think they are. 00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:56.559 Is ghosting ever acceptable? 00:39:56.960 --> 00:39:58.000 Yes, when I'm doing it. 00:39:58.239 --> 00:39:58.719 Oh, girl. 00:39:59.119 --> 00:39:59.280 Wow. 00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:00.320 Oh, toxic. 00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:04.639 I can get my own bags. 00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:06.559 And she could ghost. 00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:07.760 That's crazy. 00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:09.039 Have you ghosted? 00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:11.440 Yes, I have. 00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:12.159 Oh. 00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:14.480 And have they ever tried again? 00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:15.280 Yes. 00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:15.840 Okay. 00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:18.480 I've gone obviously you ghosted. 00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:19.679 He just came back. 00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:21.760 But we still don't got clarity. 00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:25.440 We have questions we need answers to. 00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:27.760 I've ghosted in the past. 00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:34.639 But some people I felt like deserve me telling them it's just not gonna happen. 00:40:34.800

--> 00:40:36.079 So I've also done that. 00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:41.599 But if I feel like me and you don't really have that much going on, I could ghost you and you probably won't even care either. 00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:44.239 I'm really not jealous of the dating scene. 00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:45.280 You shouldn't be. 00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:46.480 You really shouldn't. 00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:47.039 No. 00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:52.239 Um, would you date someone with a high body count? 00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:53.920 I would never don't ask that question. 00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:55.599 Yeah, I was about to say, I don't wanna know. 00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:56.719 Yeah, I agree. 00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:59.360 I would never ask, hey, so many, how many bodies you've been? 00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:00.559 No, I don't wanna know. 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:00.719 Yeah. 00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:01.599 Because I'm gonna lie. 00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:03.360 I don't wanna know. 00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:04.639 If you're playing. 00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:05.679 Blame me. 00:41:06.079 --> 00:41:07.599 Keep it on the low. 00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:11.920 Do labels matter or is vibes enough? 00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:15.360 I to me, I need a label. 00:41:15.760 --> 00:41:16.320 What the fuck? 00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:17.119 What kind of labels? 00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:18.000 Like I'm your boyfriend. 00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:21.760 Girlfriend, boyfriend, fiance, wife. 00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:26.480 Now I can't just go off of vibes. 00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:27.840 I could go off of vibes. 00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:32.400 But if I feel like your vibe is shady, I'm gonna question you. 00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:35.440 I'm gonna be like, and you also don't want to put a label on it. 00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:37.440 What are you doing? 00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:39.280 There is a label. 00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:40.719 It's called the situation. 00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:43.280 I don't want to be a situation. 00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:44.159 I'm just saying. 00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:47.199 It's just a very don't have me out here looking crazy. 00:41:48.239 --> 00:41:48.559 That's right. 00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:49.920 You do that shit on your own. 00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:54.480 Such an asshole. 00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:57.519 You make me sound really crazy on this podcast, and I swear I'm not. 00:41:57.760 --> 00:41:58.639 I'm a good time. 00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:01.280 And I'm actually semi-normal. 00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:03.519 Heavily medicated. 00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:04.719 Keeps it all together. 00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:06.639 You know, talking about heavily medicated. 00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:08.320 I forgot to take my meds today. 00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:10.880 It's the second time this week. 00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:13.119 That's why she said it's all wet. 00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:14.239 She's losing it. 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:14.880 Mm-hmm. 00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:15.599 Yep. 00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:16.159 Mm-hmm. 00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:17.199 You want some bliss that? 00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:17.840 No, thank you. 00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:21.519 Back to um social media a little bit. 00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:25.280 How soon is too soon to post your partner? 00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:28.480 Baby, if you want to post me the next day, it's okay. 00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:31.840 My woman, my woman, my woman. 00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:34.639 Oh yeah, they could post me, but I'm not gonna post them. 00:42:35.199 --> 00:42:37.280 I didn't say I'm gonna be like my man, my man, my man. 00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:37.760 Right. 00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:38.400 I'm not gonna post. 00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:40.000 If you want to post me, that's fine. 00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:40.400 Right. 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:41.360 Yeah, go post me. 00:42:41.679 --> 00:42:45.679 Now don't ask me if you're you're gonna get until I have the label. 00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:50.960 Oh period, that's got your girlfriend? 00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:52.079 Then I'll post you. 00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:55.119 No, I'm not gonna no, they better ask me. 00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:56.480 That's how I feel. 00:42:56.719 --> 00:42:58.960 I mean, I don't really care about that stuff. 00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:07.519 Like, what if you posted me once because we were out doing like a weird side quest and I'm not your girlfriend? 00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:08.239 Like, that's fine. 00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:10.480 I'm in the back, like barking, you know? 00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:16.480 Yep. 00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:17.199 Okay. 00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:19.119 That was good. 00:43:19.199 --> 00:43:20.719 I think that's rain drop. 00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:22.079 Drop top. 00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:22.719 Okay. 00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:23.440 Killed it. 00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:25.679 What does having your life together mean? 00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:26.719 Oh shit. 00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:28.000 Nobody got their life together. 00:43:28.320 --> 00:43:29.840 I wouldn't know because mine hasn't been together. 00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:30.960 Neither of mine. 00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:31.360 Yeah. 00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:31.920 Huh? 00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:33.119 Wait, what? 00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:34.079 I get what you were. 00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:37.840 What age did you feel like an adult? 00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:40.559 Um, I still don't feel like an adult. 00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:44.480 Honestly, that checks out, I fear. 00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:46.800 I fear. 00:43:47.039 --> 00:43:47.760 I fear. 00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:49.039 That checks out. 00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:50.880 Like Do you feel like an adult? 00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:51.440 Yes. 00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:53.119 Oh, it's because you have kids. 00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:54.480 He has to adult. 00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:56.239 I don't I don't have a choice. 00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:56.639 Huh. 00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:57.920 He be adulting. 00:43:58.079 --> 00:43:59.599 You adult the shit out of life. 00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:02.639 And sometimes it adults

you, you know? 00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:05.280 That should be happening. 00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:06.320 Raw dogging. 00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:08.079 Damn. 00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:09.760 That shit must be painful. 00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:12.079 That must be hurting, my friend. 00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:13.679 Oh man. 00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:14.960 Can't always bark. 00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:16.400 It's not always all wet. 00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:17.920 Okay. 00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:19.519 What's more important? 00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:21.840 Happiness or stability? 00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:24.639 I think you need a little bit of both. 00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:26.239 Yeah, like what is up with these questions? 00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:27.519 These aren't too technical. 00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:29.519 Like, are these from like Cosmo? 00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:30.880 Yeah. 00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:31.679 Sort of. 00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:33.360 Oh, Jesus Christ. 00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:34.159 Alright. 00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:35.679 How does a guy in 10 days? 00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:37.440 Bark at them. 00:44:38.079 --> 00:44:39.519 You lose them in 20 minutes. 00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:40.320 Alright. 00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:42.320 You've never seen me in action. 00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:43.679 I don't think I want to. 00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:44.480 Yeah, no. 00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:44.800 No. 00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:45.440 That'd be weird. 00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:47.199 I'd be like, you see that weird guy in the corner? 00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:48.000 Yeah, that's my brother. 00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:49.199 He's gonna bark too. 00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:51.360 His bark's a little weird. 00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:53.280 If he if I bark, he comes running. 00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:55.119 Yeah, he that's the call. 00:44:58.719 --> 00:44:59.519 That's bird. 00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:04.400 Remember when I did the bird challenge on you and you just looked at me like I was crazy? 00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:07.920 But when I did it to your son, he was so cute. 00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:08.960 No, he wasn't. 00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:10.000 It was mom who was mom. 00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:12.880 Jamie was like, where the hell did you see a bird? 00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:14.400 I can't see birds outside. 00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:16.159 Little tone don't fuck around birds. 00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:18.719 But mom's like, where did you see it? 00:45:18.800 --> 00:45:20.639 Yeah, she's like, What color was it? 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:23.119 But was it doing? 00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:24.559 I love her little life. 00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:25.280 I know. 00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:28.559 What is your problem? 00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:29.679 I don't have a problem. 00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:30.559 You do. 00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:32.400 You want my shades? 00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:33.199 Put them on. 00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:34.400 I can't see. 00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:38.159 We didn't even talk about fucking USA winning in the Olympics. 00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:38.559 I know. 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:39.760 We're still on these questions. 00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:43.119 All right, we're we uh we can stop the pause the questions. 00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:45.760 I'm pressing pause. 00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:48.159 Should we be playing free bird right now? 00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:50.639 My guy scored the winning free. 00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:51.840 Wait, what? 00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:53.599 Shit, I don't know if we could play it. 00:45:53.760 --> 00:45:54.239 I don't know. 00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:55.440 I don't think we can. 00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:57.360 By um free. 00:45:58.000 --> 00:45:59.119 Oh yes, okay. 00:45:59.519 --> 00:45:59.760 Sorry. 00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:02.719 Yeah, that's their goal song. 00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:03.840 Ah, okay. 00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:05.920 So it's like the anthem of the team. 00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:06.800 Got it. 00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:09.039 Jack Hugh scored the winning goal. 00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:11.199 And um lost a tooth? 00:46:11.599 --> 00:46:14.320 Lost a few teeth, actually, top and bottom. 00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:20.559 And now the whole world really knows him, and I feel a little upset about it because that's been my guy. 00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:23.119 Everybody knows him. 00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:30.800 The other day they played uh well, the New Jersey Devils, the team he's on, played the Bruins, and it was like the most streamed game um yeah, game. 00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:32.480 Because of Jack Hughes. 00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:32.880 Yeah. 00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:35.679 His damn commercials get checked. 00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:37.119 Kill me. 00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:40.639 I don't hey they kill me. 00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:42.400 We are in the. 00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:46.320 I watch like five commercials in one hour. 00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:49.360 No. 00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:52.159 And I would be so happy to see his face every single time. 00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:54.159 I love that man. 00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:54.719 Okay. 00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:57.360 I think he loves you. 00:46:57.599 --> 00:46:58.559 He loves you. 00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:02.559 You guys! That's a man I would never bark at. 00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:05.199 Jack Hughes. 00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:06.800 Unless he said bark. 00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:10.239 Oh my god! What about punch the monkey? 00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:11.519 Oh yeah. 00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:13.039 I kind of saw some of it. 00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:14.320 Did you know about him? 00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:15.840 You guys filled me in last time. 00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:16.480 Oh my god. 00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:18.880 I swear, Minx, I need you to change your algorithm. 00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:21.119 I can't with these toilets anymore. 00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.039 You really need to change it. 00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:24.719 It's actually depressing right now. 00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:25.840 It's not depressing. 00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:26.320 Yeah. 00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:29.519

Miggs sent me a video today of old people trying to skip. 00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:30.639 Do you know how to skip? 00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:32.000 What was the last time you skipped? 00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:32.960 I know how to skip. 00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:34.480 You won't right now. 00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:35.679 I I won't. 00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:38.800 Oh my god. 00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:45.199 If you are like over the age of 25, I want you to try skipping and see if you remember how to skip. 00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:46.159 Do you think you will? 00:47:47.199 --> 00:47:47.360 Yeah. 00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:47.760 Yeah. 00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:49.840 Send it to our Instagram and we'll post it. 00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:51.280 Not that long ago. 00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:52.800 When the fuck were you skipping? 00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:57.360 Yeah, because I was like, she was blowing because one like is shorter than the other. 00:47:57.679 --> 00:47:58.480 Shut up. 00:47:59.920 --> 00:48:00.719 No, I was aligned. 00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:04.880 I went to the chiropractor on Thursday and I was aligned. 00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:05.599 I was good. 00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:07.119 I'm happy for you. 00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:10.639 Brittany said some funny shit the other day about you not being aligned. 00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:12.239 Do you remember? 00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:13.199 I forgot. 00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:16.079 That's crazy. 00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:17.679 Everyone talks about you being in the same way. 00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:18.239 Everyone. 00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:22.000 Well, I tell Christine all the time, I'm like, it's your fault for telling everyone. 00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:23.760 It starts with you. 00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:25.039 You know. 00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:27.679 I don't care. 00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:30.880 But then when I say something, you can't. 00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:34.480 It's not when you say something. 00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:37.440 It's when you say it like 20 times. 00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:38.719 Hey. 00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:44.079 I can't find it now. 00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:46.559 There's a lot going on. 00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:51.519 Any any more stems? 00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:53.440 There's a way to do it. 00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:53.920 No, I'm good. 00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:54.159 I'm good. 00:48:54.559 --> 00:48:55.199 B US bus? 00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:57.119 That's your stem. 00:48:59.039 --> 00:49:00.400 B U S bus. 00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:02.480 Free holes. 00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:03.599 Okay. 00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:08.000 Punch the monkey does now have, I think, a girlfriend. 00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:08.880 Yes, I saw that. 00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:13.760 Not the fucking monkey finding a significant other before me. 00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:14.639 For real. 00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:19.039 Like, what are we getting ourselves into here, Punch? 00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:22.159 Oh, I the other one is Michaela. 00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.119 Michaela Neguera. 00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:25.679 Yeah. 00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:28.239 Six months later, and she's already dating somebody. 00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:28.800 Mm-hmm. 00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:29.920 Like, and it's serious. 00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:38.320 Michaela is a famous TikToker, and she's like a makeup TikToker. 00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:39.599 And she was married. 00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:42.320 She complained about life in all her videos. 00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:43.199 Well, sort of. 00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:45.679 She was married to um an addict. 00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:51.039 Um, stayed with him while he went to rehab like three times, but finally divorced him six months later. 00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:52.320 She's with her high school sweetheart. 00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:54.079 No, no, I don't think they're divorced yet. 00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:55.360 No, but she's like separated. 00:49:55.440 --> 00:49:55.920 Yeah, separate. 00:49:56.159 --> 00:49:57.199 She's getting divorced. 00:49:57.679 --> 00:50:00.320 Listen, guys, if rehab don't work after the second time. 00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:02.719 It's time to go. 00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:06.960 Sorry, you're speaking from experience? 00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:08.559 Yeah, actually. 00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:10.239 You went to rehab? 00:50:10.400 --> 00:50:10.880 I did not. 00:50:11.199 --> 00:50:12.159 Who went to rehab? 00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:13.199 A few people. 00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:14.559 I'm like, do I know? 00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:16.079 Place of work. 00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:20.320 They have jobs? 00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:22.400 Not uh no. 00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:24.159 To be decided. 00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:26.079 Not by me. 00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:29.599 Shout out to you guys. 00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:30.639 Keep it moving. 00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:38.000 Do you use Reddit as like a uh a source of like information? 00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:38.559 No. 00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:40.800 Um, and which aspect? 00:50:41.039 --> 00:50:42.480 A lot of people do put their opinions on it. 00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:43.840 I don't like our experiences. 00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:44.880 I don't know. 00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:46.239 It's too confusing for me. 00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:47.840 You would say that. 00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:52.480 It's like a Discord, but it's annoying to me. 00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:53.199 Okay. 00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:55.760 You'd just rather use ChatGPT. 00:50:56.239 --> 00:50:57.199 Or Google. 00:50:58.480 --> 00:50:59.599 Google sends you to Reddit. 00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:02.000 Yeah, but I skipped the Reddit post. 00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:03.199 Oh, understood. 00:51:05.840 --> 00:51:06.159 Okay. 00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:13.679 Um I did have a question the other day that I asked Christina because I heard this on another podcast. 00:51:13.920 --> 00:51:19.519 And it was, okay, go to the airport and you're in the TSA line. 00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:20.000 Yep. 00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:22.159 And you're about to go next. 00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:23.440 It's

almost your turn. 00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:25.119 You know Ryan Whitney, right? 00:51:25.920 --> 00:51:26.559 He did this. 00:51:26.639 --> 00:51:28.400 He like talked about doing this. 00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:33.199 He was going to a golf tournament, but it was for like work. 00:51:33.840 --> 00:51:44.079 And he got there late and the TSA line was long, so he went to the front of the line and told the person, like, hey, I'm so sorry, like, I my flight takes off in 20 minutes. 00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:45.519 Do you mind if I cut you? 00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:47.440 And the person let him go. 00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:51.119 So he went and then he was like, shit, now I have 14 minutes. 00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:52.000 What am I gonna do? 00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:54.400 I'm gonna go to the Delta Lounge and hang out. 00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:57.840 Oh nah, nah. 00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:02.639 Now my next my thing would be you're next. 00:52:03.199 --> 00:52:06.000 Somebody comes up to you and goes, Hey, do you mind? 00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:08.639 I cut you, you know, my flight is late. 00:52:08.800 --> 00:52:09.599 Da-da-da-da-da. 00:52:09.840 --> 00:52:11.199 Would you let them go? 00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:16.079 If you have kids. 00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:19.920 That's funny you say that because I asked Christina that. 00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:21.280 She's like, Yeah, I'd let the one person go. 00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:23.039 I was like, all right, what if it's a family of four now? 00:52:23.119 --> 00:52:24.159 She's like, four is too many. 00:52:24.320 --> 00:52:25.760 Two is already too many. 00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:32.559 Well, nah, I mean, kids are gonna go with their parents anyway, but if they have kids, I completely understand what it is to run late and do all that with kids. 00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:35.360 So if you're not gonna be able to do it, you got there on time with kids. 00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:38.159 I I understandable, but shit does happen. 00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:42.000 I've been late to places, but as an adult, if you're running late, that's on you. 00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:43.840 So you wouldn't let the one person go button. 00:52:43.920 --> 00:52:45.280 Nah, figure it the fuck actually let the phone. 00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:45.760 Because guess what? 00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:49.440 If I show up in a the United lounge and I see you in there, we're having some words. 00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:52.880 Damn, not wrong. 00:52:53.119 --> 00:52:57.920 And I'm not trying to like, you know, not go on my flight because some asshole was late trying to get away. 00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:04.960 And he had like his bag of golf clubs, so you know that shit was taking a long time on the for real. 00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:07.920 Like, I'm if it was one person, I'm like, yeah, sure, why not? 00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:09.039 You know, no big deal. 00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:13.760 But when it comes a family of four or five, hell no, it's just me. 00:53:14.000 --> 00:53:14.960 Let me go. 00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:16.239 Go behind me. 00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:16.719 Right. 00:53:16.880 --> 00:53:20.960 Nah, I'll I'll let the especially if they got like a kid and like a baby with them. 00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:22.880 Yeah, I'm good with that. 00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:24.000 Interesting. 00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:25.760 The babies take too long. 00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:26.559 Let me go first. 00:53:26.719 --> 00:53:28.000 You could go right after. 00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:30.559 You can't tell them to backcut you. 00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:31.519 That's not how that works. 00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:34.000 It'd be like, ask the person behind me. 00:53:34.320 --> 00:53:35.599 So you didn't do anything. 00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:36.320 That's okay. 00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:37.280 You denied a fan. 00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:38.559 You denied a baby. 00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:40.079 That's fucking insane. 00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:41.199 Will you beef with kids? 00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:42.000 What am I doing? 00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:47.039 She saw the kids at the bottom, and she's like, no. 00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:48.639 That's where I draw the line. 00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:50.400 The little freaking things. 00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:50.719 No. 00:53:51.039 --> 00:53:52.320 Are they under 13? 00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:53.440 Fuck that. 00:53:53.760 --> 00:53:55.440 Right to the back of the line. 00:53:56.239 --> 00:53:58.400 Yeah, they can't grab their own bags. 00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:00.719 Fucking useless. 00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:01.199 No. 00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:02.079 Get them out of here. 00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:03.840 Fucking waste of space. 00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:05.039 Get out of here. 00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:09.039 Did you get a fucking look at that? 00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:11.280 They fucking asked me. 00:54:11.440 --> 00:54:12.000 Kids. 00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:13.199 Fucking balls. 00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:14.880 The balls on these people. 00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:18.800 Coming over here at these fucking children. 00:54:19.440 --> 00:54:20.719 Oh my god. 00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:28.159 But I do have to say that I personally have TSA pre-check and global entry. 00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:31.519 So when I travel alone, I'm skipping lines, right? 00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:40.159 But if I'm traveling with you who doesn't have global entry, then I go through the peasant lines with you guys. 00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:40.960 Peasant line. 00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:41.679 Oh, hold, hold. 00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:43.519 First of all, I have it too. 00:54:43.679 --> 00:54:45.440 I know I said Hold on. 00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:46.159 Hold on. 00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:47.599 Peasant line. 00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:48.400 Yeah, man. 00:54:48.480 --> 00:54:51.760 If you don't have global entry, you gotta stand on that long ass line. 00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:55.920 You know that shit hasn't even been working lately, so you'd be standing in that line with me regardless. 00:54:56.159 --> 00:54:56.719 Whatever.

00:54:56.960 --> 00:54:57.440 Exactly. 00:54:57.679 --> 00:54:59.679 In the past, it's been working fine for me. 00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:01.519 Being a peasant with the rest of us. 00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:03.119 With the four family. 00:55:03.599 --> 00:55:04.320 Fuck out of here. 00:55:04.480 --> 00:55:08.239 And I hope the next time you get stuck in a peasant line, there's a fucking baby screaming next to you. 00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:10.320 Yeah, I get that all the time on the plane. 00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:11.280 It's fine. 00:55:11.440 --> 00:55:11.840 It's fine. 00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:13.599 It's because you don't let them get through. 00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:15.920 They make that baby cry on purpose. 00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:18.800 Because if you let them board first, they could probably get that baby to sleep. 00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:20.400 She said, fuck now. 00:55:20.559 --> 00:55:22.320 I'm boarding group two, not them. 00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:23.119 Yeah. 00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:24.000 Alright. 00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:26.159 Well, that was a lot. 00:55:26.639 --> 00:55:29.599 I feel like that got deeper than I anticipated it to. 00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:30.880 It's hard. 00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:32.880 It's hard traveling with kids. 00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:35.119 Yeah, it sounds ghetto. 00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:38.159 I'll be traveling Dominican Republic in November. 00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:39.119 God bless me. 00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:40.239 With both kids? 00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:42.400 No, they're leaving one behind, actually. 00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:44.800 Nowadays it's frowned upon. 00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:46.320 You gotta take them both. 00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:49.199 You could only pick one, so you know, it depends. 00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:52.559 Maybe you were gonna ask me the day before to stay with one of them. 00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:53.039 I don't know. 00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:56.159 One of them, they they're actually gonna have to prove who can go. 00:55:56.239 --> 00:55:57.840 So they got their work cut out for them. 00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:01.280 Allie, right now she's with the bah bah bah. 00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:03.039 That's impressive. 00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:07.840 Little tone with the attitude is uh actually knocking him down a few minutes. 00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:09.920 Let's see what happens. 00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:11.920 Only one you could go. 00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:17.599 Why are we like this? 00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:18.400 We're so kidding. 00:56:18.480 --> 00:56:20.000 He's definitely taking both kids. 00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:20.800 Yeah, absolutely. 00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:23.119 Do not call social services on him. 00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:30.639 If you want, you can pay for my ticket, and I can go and watch them at night so you can have date night with your wife. 00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:34.719 So you know what's funny is my in-laws offered and they're paying their own tickets. 00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:35.280 Oh. 00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:37.199 I see what you try to do there. 00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:38.320 That's great. 00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:40.320 Uh I'm such a great DT. 00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:40.880 Yeah. 00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:41.920 I'm actually trying to. 00:56:42.239 --> 00:56:44.719 Until I leave them with her and be like, I take business. 00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:49.679 Like, she's gonna be looking at them, they're gonna be looking at her like I totally would at night. 00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:51.119 She'd be looking at a little tone. 00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:53.519 Hey, hey, you are right there? 00:56:53.679 --> 00:56:54.559 They go to bed early. 00:56:54.719 --> 00:56:56.079 I'll break your legs. 00:56:56.719 --> 00:56:58.239 Yeah, talk to me crazy. 00:56:58.400 --> 00:56:59.199 I'll break your legs. 00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:03.519 I'll kill you, no one will ever know. 00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:05.280 I kill you, no problem. 00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:06.480 I know Gerard. 00:57:08.239 --> 00:57:09.519 He's out there. 00:57:09.840 --> 00:57:10.320 Right there. 00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:11.280 He walk here. 00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:17.519 I I do want to go to an island this year. 00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:19.199 I feel like I I need it. 00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:20.320 Yeah, no, I need to. 00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:21.679 My people over there. 00:57:21.840 --> 00:57:24.079 They're uh Juan Carlos and all of them. 00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:26.239 You never experience anywhere else. 00:57:26.480 --> 00:57:27.280 What are you talking about? 00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:28.559 You went to Jamaica. 00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:31.039 I've been to Jamaica, I've been to Mexico. 00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:32.800 Yeah, I don't recommend Mexico right now. 00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:34.960 I had a well right now, yeah, but I had a great time in Mexico. 00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:36.000 Yeah, Mexico is great. 00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:37.199 What about like Aruba? 00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:38.239 Not interested. 00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:38.960 Why? 00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:42.239 No, it's not really all inclusive over there. 00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:43.760 There are some. 00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:44.639 Okay. 00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:46.159 Virgin Islands. 00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:47.440 Expensive. 00:57:48.320 --> 00:57:50.000 Smells like broken here. 00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:51.199 Kidding. 00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:52.719 Kidding. 00:57:53.119 --> 00:57:54.400 Oh shit. 00:57:54.719 --> 00:58:00.239 I actually want to do a cruise to the US Virgin Islands. 00:58:00.639 --> 00:58:02.079 Island girl. 00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:02.639 Yeah. 00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:05.760 Dad told me that the next cruise I go on, he wants to come. 00:58:06.079 --> 00:58:08.719 It's just gonna be you and Pops from the cruise. 00:58:08.960 --> 00:58:09.440 Absolutely not. 00:58:09.760 --> 00:58:11.119 Better have some better couches. 00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:12.480 That's gonna be awkward. 00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:14.079 What are you guys gonna talk about the whole time? 00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:15.920

I don't know, but how's the weather? 00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:17.360 It's not just gonna be me and him. 00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:18.320 You guys are coming. 00:58:19.119 --> 00:58:21.519 No, it's about to be you and him, and it could be a really good bonding. 00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:23.119 It smells broken here, remember? 00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:25.119 He'll tell you about him pooping. 00:58:25.360 --> 00:58:27.760 No, he really likes to share his poop story. 00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:29.280 Yeah, no, no, this is not gonna be. 00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:34.159 Three times today, and you're gonna be like, I'll top you out a poop five times by the end of the day. 00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:35.199 That's crazy. 00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:40.719 And then you know, and then he's gonna explain to you that the day he didn't poop, he had a fever. 00:58:41.920 --> 00:58:44.960 He was actually so sick, it was like almost incurable. 00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:47.199 Yeah, but then he pooped the new, it all went away. 00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:47.679 Yeah, no. 00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:50.079 Literally, here we are talking about shit again. 00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:52.880 We literally can't help ourselves. 00:58:53.199 --> 00:58:54.480 Poop talk is great talk. 00:58:54.559 --> 00:58:55.679 What are you looking at? 00:58:57.119 --> 00:59:04.880 That that thing is just she looked up like it's it's gonna fall on Christabel. 00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:05.920 Stop. 00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:06.800 It's not gonna fall. 00:59:09.760 --> 00:59:11.519 Wear your safety goggles. 00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:17.119 I don't know, it's going into a hazard zone. 00:59:18.480 --> 00:59:19.280 Never know. 00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:20.400 Oh my god. 00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:25.039 It's all what Christina has um a man at work. 00:59:26.079 --> 00:59:27.760 So does that mean you have a man at work? 00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:28.960 What? 00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:30.400 Why would I have a man at work? 00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:31.760 Because you guys work at the same place. 00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:33.280 So her having a man meeting. 00:59:33.519 --> 00:59:34.559 Oh no, that type of man? 00:59:34.639 --> 00:59:34.960 Oh shit. 00:59:35.039 --> 00:59:36.960 I thought No, I don't have a man at work. 00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:40.400 Obviously, you don't know, but he thinks. 00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:44.880 I might want to be my man, but I don't have a man at work. 00:59:48.320 --> 00:59:48.559 No. 00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:50.559 No, but uh how's he feel about kids? 00:59:50.639 --> 00:59:51.440 Does he beef with them? 00:59:51.599 --> 00:59:52.719 He's blocked. 00:59:53.039 --> 00:59:55.920 He has no kids because I think he does beef with them. 00:59:57.119 --> 00:59:58.800 Hey, hey, here we go. 00:59:59.119 --> 01:00:00.480 Hey, it's happening. 01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:01.119 Meet Q. 01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:01.840 Here we go. 01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:02.800 Does he have a lump? 01:00:03.440 --> 01:00:03.760 No. 01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:04.400 No. 01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:08.480 Did you know it's now sexual harassment to call somebody bald? 01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:10.719 Yeah, you can't be fucking around with the baldies. 01:00:11.119 --> 01:00:11.760 Is it? 01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:12.559 Yeah. 01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:15.679 I can't be like, you so fucking bald headed with your ugly ass. 01:00:16.239 --> 01:00:19.599 You can't be like, yo, if you wear a turtleneck, you look like a broken condom. 01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:20.719 Nah, you can't be saying that. 01:00:20.960 --> 01:00:22.480 Oh, I oh no. 01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:24.239 I don't think I would ever say that. 01:00:24.400 --> 01:00:24.800 Yeah, ever. 01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:29.840 What the fuck? 01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:31.360 What the fuck? 01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:34.400 What type of jokes are you guys talking about your job? 01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:35.039 Yeah. 01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:35.679 What? 01:00:35.760 --> 01:00:36.079 Yeah. 01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:38.559 That's that's what else you got? 01:00:38.639 --> 01:00:39.199 Pull one out. 01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:50.800 No, we're I don't feel comfortable anymore. 01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:58.880 This podcast is kind of the one of the carnivality now. 01:00:59.199 --> 01:00:59.920 So sorry. 01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:02.719 I don't know how I feel about this anymore. 01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:04.719 That's not what I meant. 01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:05.760 Like, say another joke. 01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:06.719 Let's hear another one. 01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:07.599 Not after that. 01:01:07.679 --> 01:01:08.239 That was the joke. 01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:11.920 Oh shit. 01:01:12.239 --> 01:01:16.079 You guys uh dirty minded. 01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:18.400 Alright. 01:01:18.639 --> 01:01:22.559 Well, I think that calls it. 01:01:22.800 --> 01:01:24.880 Yeah, I think I think we're gonna end it while we're ahead. 01:01:24.960 --> 01:01:25.119 Yeah. 01:01:25.280 --> 01:01:25.760 Oh, okay. 01:01:25.920 --> 01:01:26.239 All right. 01:01:26.320 --> 01:01:27.519 You guys dramatic. 01:01:27.599 --> 01:01:30.239 You just said a bald man looks like what, a condom? 01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:32.320 A broken condom with a turtleneck on. 01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:34.880 Like you still remember it. 01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:39.760 Like if I had to repeat that joke to a bald man, I'd fuck it up. 01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:42.719 You look like broken condom with your turtle neck. 01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:44.639 You remembered it. 01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:45.440 It was that? 01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:45.679 Yeah. 01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:47.360 You be do good. 01:01:48.800 --> 01:01:51.360 I feel like mine just didn't sound good. 01:01:51.679 --> 01:01:53.280 It was it's all about the delivery. 01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:53.760 Uh oh. 01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:56.320 You really don't have one more joke to end the podcast? 01:01:56.559 --> 01:01:57.599 Not not at this moment. 01:01:58.159 --> 01:01:59.280 You really threw me off guard with you. 01:01:59.519 --> 01:02:01.760 You're not quick on your feet, I fear. 01:02:01.920 --> 01:02:03.599 No, I you you are. 01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:04.800 Is she? 01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:05.920 Joke. 01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:07.039 You. 01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:12.639 I'd be broke. 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:19.599 I drive a golf cart. 01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:22.400 All right, guys. 01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:31.360 Everybody stay blood. 01:02:32.639 --> 01:02:37.199 Everybody, please like please like your share. 01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:50.320 And did and did I keep it?