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Morning, lady and gentlemen, and
welcome to video message number twenty nine per
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pennies. Oh that's soundso good,
juicy Jeff, look at this thing.
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Listen up. The ratings just came
in for last month. We are number
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one. We just grabbed every key
demograph, super duper. That's nice way
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to go, Nino, guy boy. That is good news. It is
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the tenth day of June twenty twenty
four. Good morning, everybody. Welcome
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to the Parcher of Morning Show.
My name is Chris Hockey. How are
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you. It's Monday. It gonna
be a beautifu day. Little rain a
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couple of days this week, but
today I'm pretty much perfect. I hope
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the weekend was perfect for you.
Here's what we got today, Ben Lever,
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Mike Musman, Max O's here,
and uh and Corey and Saucy and
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myself and and who knows, maybe
Nick will come in and run. The
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keyboard is back there so you can
see what we look like as we try
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to make each other laugh. It's
Archer Morning Show. Here's some comedy from
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my favorite new guy, Dusty Slay. Come on in. I'm glad you're
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here. I just get high a
lot when I was younger, We'll not
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like a little kid. But in
between the agent being a little kid and
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howl, I am right now.
And I got real high one time,
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and I went to this gas station
and I pulled up to the pump and
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I got out, realized I pulled
up to the wrong side of my car.
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You know, not a big deal, got back in, laughed for
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a while. Then I drove all
the way around to the other side,
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still on the wrong side. I
just left. You know what I mean,
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you can't mess up twice and still
trying to get a gas. I
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just took the Papa John's sign off
the top of my car and got in
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the bag sine not trying to get
fired too. You know. The worst
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part was I prepaid, and that's
just giving money away. I got went
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inside. I was like, here's
a twenty, let's put that new pocket.
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I almost serving the parking lot a
couple of times, and I'm gonna
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take off. He just gets a
blunch because you can't go back in there,
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right. You can't go back and
be like, hey man, let's
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can't figure out these pumps out here
now. I tried a couple of years.
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Are all on that same side and
their side is sweet and feet us
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on your side. Monday, June
Tangents, The Power Trim Morning Joe on
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Corey Cut. That's Chris Hockey.
There's meat sauce, there's Max. Max
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has lightning in his stride. Hi, Hi, in in my pants.
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Yeah we'll prove it. Okay,
Now, lightning in your pants. I
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don't know if that's a good thing
or bad thing. Yeah, well I
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can get it. Get a shot
to that. That was a comedian,
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Dusty Sleigh. I listened to the
entire hour this weekend. He's got a
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special. My god, is that
fun but Netflix special? Watch on the
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YouTube. He's super funny. He's
one of these, like there's a new
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rash of clean comics, man like
Bargazi and those like you guy. Yeah,
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isn't he on Bargatzi's podcast all the
time. I believe that's how I
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found out about him. I was
thinking about that. I believe that must
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be how I found out about it. He's so good man that whole hour.
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It's yeah, Dusty Sleigh working man
on Netflix. That's a that's a
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good one. Yeah, that's a
good one. I like that guy.
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Every bit of that Hawk's ever played
is funny, and there's there's two of
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them that that one, and then
there's one that's on YouTube is called being
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Poor and trailer Parks. Yeah,
it's brilliant. It's just there's so much
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that Well, maybe that's why I
like it so much. There's so much
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I relate to. But is that
dude a character like Larry the Cable Guy
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or is this actually him? It's
I don't know. I really don't know
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anything about him. I know,
I know he's here. I think in
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November something like that, so I'm
hoping to go see him. But he
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talks about getting a new NASCAR T
shirt and how when his mom got back
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from vacation he get a new Wolf
T shirt. Yeah, my god,
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that's my child. Yeah. According
to the old Google, he's at the
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Fitzgerald on November twenty third and First
Avenue. I'm a little confused. Maybe
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he's got two shows same day.
Yeah, maybe when I'm a chaven or
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something. I don't know, who
knows, who knows, I don't know.
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He's funny. He's here in November. Yeah, sweet. He talks
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a lot about being high Max.
I think you'd like it. Yeah,
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it's every every clip that you play
makes me laugh. I gotta check him
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out. I'm so out of tune
with the the stand up's not like right
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in your face anymore, you know, you gotta go certain for it.
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So I'm so like out of touch
with the new stand up comedian. And
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he's completely clean, Like he actually
messes up one time during the special and
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says the F word and didn't mean
to it, you could tell, and
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he has to start the whole joke
over again. It's really really good.
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I don't know. I think it's
I gotta imagine it would be, uh
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be super hard to be a comedian
and be clean, or at least harder
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anyway. I think it'd be hard
to be a comedian anyway. But I
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think it was Dana Carvey on his
Fly on the Wall podcast. He was
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when they had Seinfeld on and they
were talking about swearing because Jerry doesn't right,
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yeah, and Dana said something.
I think this was right. Dana
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said something like he used an F
word once in a joke because he couldn't
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think of a better word, like
wanted to try to find a better word,
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but couldn't find a word that you
know, punched as hard as the
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F word. Yeah. So he
just went with it, and Jerry,
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you know, because Jerry likes the
craft of joke writing, He's like,
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well, that's interesting because then he
understands and respects that. At least Dana
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thought about it right, calculatedly,
tried to figure out the rhythm of the
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joke and find a better word,
but just settled on the F word because
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he couldn't find a better one.
That makes sense. Yeah, for sure,
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So some of the guys try to
stay clean. Comedy is good makes
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me happy. I'm not a huge
fan of laughings. And what's your favorite
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emotion? Expression of emotion? I
should say the middle finger? No an
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expression of emotion, right, yeah, yeah, raising the roof like you're
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like an I don't know. If
you're a nihilist and nothing matters, then
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I guess no emotions matter either true
true, true, true. That you
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made that real. Maybe that's your
favorite emotion, making things real. My
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favorite emotion is nothingness. I'm the
nothing from the Never Ending story Nothing.
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I don't get that reference what I
don't I don't remember the nothing? Oh
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man? Then nothing was basically human's
lack of imagination. That if you don't
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dream anymore, if you don't imagine
things anymore than Fantasia gets eliminated, fantasmated,
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nothing hires a contract killer to take
on Fantasi. It's like a Nancy
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car again Tanya Harding situation where if
somebody's better than you, you take him
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out. You got to keep them
separated. No, we can't play it.
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Oh yeah, podcasters wouldn't hear it. Mhmm. Yeah. I have
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a bit for us today. It's
not a good one, but it's a
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bit. Well why start now?
Well yeah, yeah, well you know,
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yeah, maybe I should build it
up one more than that. Uh
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Uh. I have this this list
from MSN or something like that of movie
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lines so good that a final movie
line is like the last thing said in
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a movie that are so good they've
gone down in history. And I was
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reading through them, and uh I
found like twenty of them. Yeah,
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and I want to well, I'm
gonna have Saucy leave the room. Mm.
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I actually might have Bo, Sauce
and Max leave the room. And
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then I'm gonna ask you and see
how many you get. But then I'm
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gonna have you predict how many they're
gonna got it, which is funny.
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So I really like this. The
other day and Jeopardy. They had a
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category that was famous first movie lines. Oh right, that lines are lines
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that are so memorable. But it's
the first lines of a movie. I'm
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like, that's a coold category.
Yeah. So this is the opposite.
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This is final movie lines that were
memorable. Love it? Yeah, that'd
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be great. How about tomorrow you
do movie lines from middle of movies that
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are semi memorable. Make it,
make it, make it your own,
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yeah, make it your own.
Like remember in Jaws when when Roy Scheider
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says, whip that ass out.
Yeah, that's the final line, that's
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right. Him and Richard Dreyfuss are
swimming back and they realize it's gonna be
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a long ass swim back and miraculous, of course, all other sharks are
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gone once you kill that one.
Yeah, you knew there was a shark
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out there. Yeah, all the
other sharks are not going to eat you,
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even though there's a bunch of blood
in the water. Yeah. Yeah.
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But Roy Scheider's character Brody famously says
whip that thing out because he's like,
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you got to keep me entertained during
this swim. Yeah. It happens
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a lot in triathlons. Do you
remember and you've seen the Natural, right,
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saucy? Yeah? Remember yeah when
he whipped it out? Yeah,
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well, no different scene though.
Remember the final line that Robert Redferd says
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is those ain't natural? Yeah,
he does say that. Remember you're giving
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all your good ones. No,
there's two points Paul will get. Yeah,
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yeah, he'll forget anyone listening.
Remember the the final line of Weekend
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at Bernie's. Bernie just stands up
and goes, Psyche, remember to bang
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that lady again? Bangs her again, and he's like, oh, that's
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why you banged it the first time? Is you weren't dead. I get
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it, I get it, I
get Okay. Wow, what a performance.
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Yeah, no doubt. We're a
little over a month away from meeting
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that dude. Oh yeah, Terry
Kaiser, what if he makes it till
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like two days beforehand and dies?
Yeah? For real? Do we have
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to just have to? We have
to? Yeah? My guess is it's
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in his will that during his funeral
something like that has to happen. I
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would how awesome would it be?
Now this is gross? Go ahead,
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at his funeral, there's an empty
casket, and then you actually get Jonathan
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Silverman and Andrew McCarthy, who's everywhere
right now promoting that Brats documentary. He's
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everywhere. It comes out in a
couple of days. I'll watch it.
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And I didn't even really live through
it, right I I fell in love
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with the brad Pack afterwards. But
anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. We'll talk
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about that in a second. You
have you have Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy
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carry the body dressed as Bernie down
to the casket and then maybe some official
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people can gently place him in.
But at least the walk down quote the
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aisle like you're marrying him. Yeah, you give Bernie away to the afterlife.
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That's very good. You think that's
in his will? No, I
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hope it is. Oh okay,
yeah, don't think so. But that's
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a ball or move. Ye,
I'm dead, What do I care?
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Just do it. Yeah, you
don't have the lady that he banged in
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the front row sobbing because she's gonna
miss that being. And then she says
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never been better. She's required legally
to say never been better. Yeah,
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she's got she gotta, she gotta
to end up, and she can't.
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She can't quite get it out because
she's crying. So hard. Right,
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So again, I fell in love
with the brat Pack when I was twelve,
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thirteen, fourteen, right, so
that's ninety two, ninety three,
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ninety four. Then I started watching
movies like The Breakfast Club and stuff.
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Chris, you were a teenager when
the brat Pack was a giant deal.
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It was all happening. So what
was that like? Who were you in
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love with? Who did you hate? What was the teenage perception of the
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brat Pack? Where they beloved or
despised? Who would you compare him to?
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Sure in twenty twenty four, Sure, I don't know that there is
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a comparative thing. I would say, you know, I had a hanker
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and from Molly because the fire down
below. Yeah, but I would say
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number one on my list with a
bullet was probably the same person who was
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number one on everybody's list with a
bullet. That was Demean Moore. There
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was nobody cuter in the whole wide
world. There was nobody cuter in the
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whole white world. Whether she had
long hair, short hair, and then
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when she made that pottery with the
dead guy, yeah, Patrick Swayzey very
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short hair and very short ghost.
Yeah, And I'm like, now,
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she looks a little like a dude. Oh, I know, I like
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it even more. Ye to cut
and then whoopy Goldberg gets it on with
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the mean moour. That was the
whole point of the film. I saw
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yeah, yeah, whoop and yeah
and Molly touch each other to try to
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like. Oh, they did more
than that chord. So Patrick Swayzey could
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be inside of Brown, so Molly
could feel more scissors than at the Michael's
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Michaels, thank you. I could
think of place. Thank you. I
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didn't know that that's the point of
the film. What did you think the
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point of the film? Bang at
the end, Please don't make it.
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They bang, Please don't make it. It was just really really gentle for
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play the original movie titles. Knuckles. I'll just tell you that. Should'll
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tell you something you want to know
about it. No, they ran into
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some copyright problems with Sonics. I
don't know. I love it. I
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love when girls kiss. We're back
at it again. I don't know.
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I like what I like. Don't
shame me. Yeah, we're not okay.
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Corey asked Chris about his favorite b
bracmmering about twenty six seconds, and
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he just started talking about what he
loves when women kiss. So I never
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really answered the question. Kind of
flirted with Molly ringwalden't anymore, but I
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never really got so Ali sheety didn't
do much for her. She did she
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did? You know? The whole
Dandriff thing grossed me out, just a
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smitche but she was super cute.
Oh from Breakfast Club. From Breakfast Club,
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that gross me a little bit.
I would say, A good movie,
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great movie. I really really really
liked, uh, Anthony Michael Hall
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really dug that guy. I thought
he was super cool. And you know,
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you don't find out until later that, you know, because of circumstances
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beyond his control, the ego got
away from him a little bit there,
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you know, from what I from
what I read. But man at the
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time in Weird Science, when he
goes the chicks cannot hold the smoke,
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That's what it is. Do you
remember that? You know what I'm saying.
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I never saw what I've never seen
Weird Science. No, no,
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what do your little path? That's
what I don't do? Now, Well,
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get over I know that that line. How do we not have that
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line on the point A really good
point. But what uh Emilia Westavez,
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he was Croblow. Yeah, Andrew
McCarthy. Who am I forgetting twenty four
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guy for Southern for the one Kid, the one Kid, Robert don j
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Rob No, Rob Hunt, Roblow. I didn't realize there's so many.
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Timothy Hutton was in the Breath.
I won't say he was. I would
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say he was. I would say
he was, Yeah, I would say
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he was. I guess he wasn't
famous enough when I was finding out about
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them to know that he mattered.
Is that makes sense? Yeah? Sure,
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sure, sure, sure should makes
sense? What did he end up
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doing? Did he ever do anything? Again? He works at Super America.
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That doesn't does anything exist anymore?
Like Holiday by him? Or there's
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one left? It's like a blockbuster
ex right. Yeah. He was in
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a film called Nightmare Apps Ordinary People. Yeah, you don't remember Taps.
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Have you ever seen Taps Falcon in
the Snowman? But what about like after
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nineteen ninety Beautiful Girls. Yeah,
like Chris didn't see the movie. He
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was in one of Hockey's favorite films, Queen Latifa's Last Holiday. Now,
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that was a great film. Have
you guys said it? That's a very
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good It's not a bad movie,
right, a great film. That's good.
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I like queenly Tia. I miss
the Tefalizer. I wish they'd bring
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it back to TV. Oh yeah. The trailer for the brat Pack documentary
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though, the question that Andrew McCarthy
and the trailer asked a couple of them
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is you know, what do you
think would have changed if the nickname never
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got thrown out there? Like if
we had never been called the brat Pack?
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What changes? And based on the
trailer, it gets like at least
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Emilia West of his like hmm,
like you know, maybe it's a question
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he's never thought of before. What
our careers have been different if that label
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was not placed on us? Yeah, they were all giant stars. I
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think they were. They were better
than their movies were, Like, uh,
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that one movie about the say almost
Fire not a great film. The
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other movie about the one Thing not
great. There were just a few really
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good movies in there that they did, like like Weekend at Bernie's a cowboy
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movie. Oh you gun, that's
a good film. Yeah, that is
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a good Oh. I had to
say films Atasha. I was gonna say,
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when you think of brad Pack,
isn't Breakfast Club the first movie you
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think of it? Definitely is for
me. Yeah, I wonder do they
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consider The Outsiders brad pack film?
And was Tom Cruise never considered a brad
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Packer? It's The Outsiders is the
first movie. Wikipedia lists of the filmography.
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Yeah, so was Tom Cruise technically
in the backer? Was he?
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Or did he not run in that
circle enough to he didn't run in circle?
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But I think he is one.
I wonder whisky business. There's a
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lot of According to Wikipedia, there's
a lot of unofficial members, and he's
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one of them. Yeah, he's
an unofficial member too big almost so who
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does it? Listens the quote official
members Max, It says Emilio Estevez,
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Anthony Michael Hall, Rob Low,
Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore, Judd Nelson,
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Oh yeah, Molly Ringwald, and
Ali she It also says, uh,
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Marie winning him. But she was
never in any of the movies.
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Yeah, I remember that face.
But basically everybody you just named, almost
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everybody who named is just in Breakfast
Club. That's the key. Nelson's the
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key when he puts that fist in
the earth end of the film when people
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said Charlie Sheen, Yeah, I
could see that she was a younger star
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quick and Emilio's what half brother?
Yeah, yeah, full brother? Is
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he a half brother? I think
he's his full brother. I just think
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they have different names because Charlie,
I think it is Charlie Estebez Aestabez is
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the real last name, and Charlie
decided not. I always thought it was
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just they were both Martin Sheen's kid
with different moms. No, Martin,
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She's real name is Martin Estabez.
So Emilia is the only one. Yeah,
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Charlie bull brother. I didn't know
that. Okay, more the Power
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Tripe Morning Show after this on the
fan Man, think you about it?
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About five fifty three, tenth day
of June already core tenth day of June
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for you be football season? Yeah, man, the State Fair and right
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around the corner. Yeah, all
that jazz birds. You can get cheese
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kurts now, pickles. You can
get those now too, if you want.
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You don't have to wait. Yeah, not quite like those, correct.
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There's something they hit differently. Yeah, I'll take your word for it.
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The fried pickles of the State Fair
the best fried pickles in the world.
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That's like saying the turds in this
toilet are better than the turds in
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that toilet still something to be proud
of? What turds? Yeah? Yeah,
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you know. I guess you're right. How many fried pickles across the
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world have you had? Sauce?
What? What countries have you had them
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in? I don't know about.
Have you had the fried pickles in Abu
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Dhabi? No? Okay, then
you don't know, do you? No?
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I guess you guys are right.
How many countries in Africa can you
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name and do they have fried pickles? I don't know. I don't think
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I can name any name. Name
one western African country, one northern,
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one eastern, and one southern,
uh South Africa. I knew you were
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gonna say that because Dave Matthews is
that's the city and that what you said.
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I have no idea. I really
don't that fried pickles. I doubt
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it that's in the world, all
right. I mean, I think they
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have the best cheese kurts in the
world at the State Fair, and I
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don't know what other countries have them, So I'm just agreeing with you.
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You can only get them at that
one spot, the cheese kirts mouth Trap,
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Yeah, in the food building,
and then you can only get the
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fried pickles at the Fried Pickles stay
a mouth trap? Yeah, mouth m
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O U t h. That's the
plan. Words. They're so good,
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they're a mouth trap. Yeah.
And they're piping hot. Oh, they're
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good. And they're like twenty dollars
a bucket. But yeah, girl who
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cares pipe and hot? Yeah?
So pats a Jack's final show is Friday,
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right, and then I assume you
guys saw this because it went viral
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over the weekend. But the final
day of pats a Jack run on Wheel
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of Fortune, I wouldn't say he
got overshadowed. But how about the price
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is right? Guy missing the final
showcase by a dollar? Yeah? Well,
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was it like thirty five thousand,
five hundred or something or thirty five
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thirty four or five maybe? And
he it was thirty four or five oh
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one or something. He missed it
by one dollar. I think I was
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sent that video one thousand times.
Yeah, and I watked it about six
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times. Yeah. Good for them, man, good, that's pretty cool.
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Man. Then he wins both showcases, sure does messed buck? Does
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he get a million dollars? I
don't think so. I thought I read
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that he gets a million dollars?
Oh? Did he maybe I'm wrong.
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I thought he just got both showcases
like eighty ish eighty K. I might
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have drink that last week. Yeah, sorry, if he does, I
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didn't hear about that, but you
might be right. I don't know.
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You can only be on one of
the two shows, Which One and Why
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Wheel? Drew Carrey sucks. Drew
Carrey, What do you do to you?
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He's just not funny. I kind
of agree with you. Drew Carrey's
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number, Daniel d Lewis, he's
a good family or sorry, family fetus.
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He's a good Prices Right host though
he's he's no barker, but he's
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fine. Yeah, I bet he's
a barker if you pay him enough.
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That's the Why Wheel. I forget
the host for a second, just the
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game Which one and one? Well, the Wheel, because you'd be on
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TV longer, m and you know, I'd like to spin the wheel man.
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That's kind of that's something that not
everybody has ever done. But about
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the wheel on Prices right, Yeah, but I'm not smart enough to get
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to the that part of the everybody
gets to that part. Well, if
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you win, right, no,
everybody, I mean if you get on
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stage, all six competitors that get
on stage get to spend. I don't
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know that's a good question, because
if you're guaranteed to get on stage,
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it might be the price is right. It'd be cool to like to uh
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to rig your jeans. So you
so when you spun the big giant wheel
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and you grunt it, your balls
fell up. So you would like to
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buy dream in the first watching girls
kiss and you want your balls to fall
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out on nasht TV with some kind
of booby traps trap door like Drew carry
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goes. Anybody who want to say, hi, do yeah the boys just
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fall out? Yeah, yeah,
you got it. I mean that's you
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know, you got to respect amount
of planning I did. And I took
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a real chance, you know.
I didn't know, uh, I didn't
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know if I was going to make
it all the way to the wheelspin.
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And I was afraid also with the
rigging, was gonna my function when I
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was running down the hall. Yeah, you don't want that on me as
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soon as you get yeah, yeah, I want it to come out too
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soon. I would like you to
rig this though, where it turns out
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to be a little bit of a
cuckoo clock, where there's like a little
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plank. Yeah, they drop on
it, and then there's some kind of
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you know, theater lighting, like
they're like stage light bulbs around the plank,
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so when they do fall out,
it's a true display. Maybe a
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little song that plays like a little
sound effect, you know, like a
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boy or something like that. I
see what you're saying. Here was my
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plan. I was gonna slip,
and you guys tell me if this's enough
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money, I'm just gonna slip one
of the cameraman a fiver, uh so
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he can pan up from the balls
to my face and I can go to
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du That was my plan. Okay, you'd need more than a fiver for
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that guy of rudeus. Career's his
fault, right, He can just it's
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just plausible deniability. He can just
say that he had no idea. I
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thought everybody wanted to see them balls. I just want to see what what
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he had to say about it.
Okay, you guys. Ultimately, it's
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the producer's fall for picking that camera. Right. The guy's just filming the
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action. He doesn't get to what's
on screen. You're going to bribe the
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and the camera guy with a total
of ten bucks. Well, you know,
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we all been hit hard by the
things that happened in San Antonio last
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night. All right, so based
on Hawk's dream, he's picking prices right
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over Wheel of Fortune. Yes,
I'm sorry that was open because right your
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ear pants don't really show on wheel
until you get to the final. I've
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had a plan since I was about
seven, show your balls on TV.
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Everybody's got a dream, but the
boy dream. Please you want to have
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fried pickles all over the world.
Yeah, he wants to show his balls
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on prices, right, and then
promote to have your pet Spader new What
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is like your make a wish?
Like? Do they have to do it?
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No? No, no, man? And if you have it's a
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great question. If you have the
general, what's it called when you can
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make general dollar? General? Make
things like if you if you can invent
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a pair of pants that will open
up and have a stage. Yeah,
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I think you have. You're smarter
than you think, and you can make
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things. It's supposed to just exposing
yourself on TV. Yeah, but I'm
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bored with the rest of life.
Yeah. He doesn't want to make things
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for a good He just wants he
doesn't want to play by your rules anymore.
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You don't want to steel, the
rush of exposing himself on the prices,
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right. He wants to show his
balls to elderly people and kids that
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are sick from school, God and
ginger ale right, just the ones in
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your well. It's he goes on
a lot of nude bike rights. So
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they take the shrapnel, if you
will. Yeah, you guys made that
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weird. Yeah that got weird.
I got real. I think they would
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blur it. It's not live six
months, so they have plenty of time
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to blur it, so nobody sees
it at home. But there'd be a
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documentary on your balls. Please?
What if somebody saw him like the time
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you and I saw that video and
were like, those are the most beautiful
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balls I've ever seen. I must
draw those, and then you become like
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a famous nude model. Speaking of
documentaries, did you ever you guys watch
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that perfect bid one? Right?
The guy that basically had all knew all
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the prices for prices right. That
one's fascinating. The other thing that I
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go semi viral over the week because
after the guy missed the thing by a
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dollar on Friday, all these game
show clips that are historic, we're going
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viral. And I forgot that the
guy who memorized the pattern on Press Your
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Luck won as much as he did. I knew he crushed. Do you
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remember how much he won? Like
a big win on Press Your Luck back
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in the day was Yeah, ten
was ridiculous, one hundred and ten thou
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in one episode. I remember that
and watching Peter Tamarkin go like, what
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why are you past your spins?
Like he doesn't understand why the guy just
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is gambling. Well, he's gambling
because he knows the pattern And man watching
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that clip, knowing that the guy
knows the patterns is just the way he
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acts when he I don't know what
should I do here? He puts on
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an Oscar worthy performance, pretending like
he's not sure what to do. It's
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freaking brilliant. And I don't remember
they gave him the money, right,
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I mean I think they had to. I wondered wrong. Right, he
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didn't quote cheat, did he?
No? It was just frowned upon.
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Wait do you see the acting performance
I give when I pretend I didn't know
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my nuts were gonna right? Lights
out? Oh no, my balls right,
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the fly pops, Oh, the
Michigan j Fron songs. Oh that's
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just my cell phone. I didn't
know that timed out perfectly. Frid Page
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Sports is next is The Powers of
Money Shoe on your home of Chris Hockey
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exposing his balls to the nation the
fan. Hey, welcome back, Patrick
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Bord Show, Muslin Believer's here,
right Yeah, man, God, I
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never know. I just don't remember. Well, why is it? Why
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is it? I just move on. I just move on and people tell
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me things. I just I don't
think. I can't remember. All of
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our memories are fading fast. What's
going on? What's going on? We
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talked about it on Thursday when we
said, hey, are you in on
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Monday? Yeah, and he said
yep. And then we all said,
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well we're going to ask that on
Monday. We'll be like leave her in.
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Yeah. Well he said yeah,
we're right, yeah right, yeah,
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on by there at about one in
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to get myself some gatorades. You're
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thank you with Dina for having right. Oh yeah, man, that's fun.
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The Minnesota Twins one eleven to five
over the Pirates in ten means to
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avoid this sweep. They scored seven
runs in the tenth. Yeah, good
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for them. Margo let off the
tenth with a triple, scoring the old
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automatic runner. Okay, what which
was nice because the Twins were shut out
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in the first two games of the
series against Pittsburgh three ZIP and four ZIP.
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Not good. So that game yesterday
ended a five game losing streak.
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The nine game road trip against Houston, the Yankees, and Pittsburgh, the
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Twins went three and six. Now
a ten game home stand for the Twins
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Colorado series starting tonight. Then they
have four against the Sacramento Vegas Oakland A's
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and then three against Tampa. How
do you get all that on a hat?
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You know, it's a large hat. It fits me only I can
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wear it. When you guys were
youngins, when I was a young and
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I liked baseball. Yeah, I
liked it same, Yeah, and I
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was you know, I was from
the Cincinnati area, so that that was
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like the team, right. But
I had, like, for some reason,
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I had a hanker in an affinity
for the Pittsburgh Pirates. And I
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don't remember why. I liked their
uniforms, maybe or maybe have some baseball
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card that I liked. I didn't
have any players that I like necessarily.
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I just thought they were kind of
cool. That happened on those times that
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happened to our era because of starter
jackets. A lot of people had starter
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jackets for teams that they liked the
colors or they like the look of the
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jacket and then fell in love with
the team backwards. I definitely felt the
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way about the Raiders, and I
don't even remember. They might have been
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the Los Angeles Raiders at that point. I don't remember exactly which city they
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were in. But same thing with
the San Jose Sharks. A lot of
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kids our age like the Sharks because
they wanted the jacket. Oh yeah,
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Hornets too, the Hornets starter went
crazy. Mine was the Expos because in
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nineteen ninety four they had like the
best roster ever then they there was the
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strike. I love the Expos.
The Hats sweet too, but yeah,
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now they're the Washington Nationals. I
don't know why I loved the Yankees growing
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up. I thought they were super
cool. I loved Alex Rodriguez and I
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didn't realize so I grew up that
like nobody. Everyone despises the Yankees in
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Minnesota specifically, so I don't tell
people very often. But they were my
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favorite team growing up, and I
have no idea why. I just thought
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they were cool. For the well, I don't know. I had the
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for some reason. I like the
Rams too, yeah, and I think
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they were already in LA by that
time. Did you guys have the reverse?
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Did you guys have any teams you
just just you didn't like or you
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hated for no reason? The forty
nine Ers. I love the forty They
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always beat the Bengals. Yeah,
it seems like it. They probably have
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played like four times, but every
time they played them, it's just always
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the Spurs. I hated hated the
Spurs. Yeah, just good clean team
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basketball. Get that out of here. Yeah that's that sauce. You loved
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them. The Expos, the Montreal
Expos. What are expos? I have
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no idea. Are they like like
a big gathering where people go like on
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the company time, like, hey, it's the great art Expo? Is
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that that? I mean? You
have your toes in the water, you're
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getting warm, have no idea?
Is it like a big exposition? Again,
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you are dancing around it? But
what do I mean? It's like
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Montreal, like the capital of where
people go and have like business expos.
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I think it was just based on
a famous one the sixties. Don't know,
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I had no idea. You're dancing
around it. It's like a big
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Yeah, it's a big exhibition about
really like it would be like a World's
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Fair. My guess is the World's
Fair was in Montreal at some point before
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they were named the expos. They
got to bring that back, the World's
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Fair, the Montreal Expose. I'd
like to expose myself on national television.
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Remember last week, speaking of expansion, last week we were talking about the
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NBA maybe going to Vegas and Seattle
because they have Then Adam Silver hinted that
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there or maybe maybe beyond. Bobby
Bronze disagreed, but now but now he's
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uh, now he did he did
add another to that speculation list. He
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said Vegas. He said Seattle,
Winchester, Indiana, and he hinted at
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not Montreal, Montana, Mexico City. Oh wait, not Hawk's hometown.
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I don't know how many big name
players you're gonna get to play in Mexico
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City. I don't know. It
does seem because I've never been there,
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so I haven't either dangerous as hell, it seems when I hear that,
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I think, well, that's that's
dangerous. Yea, I'm sure it's not
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dangerous everywhere. Right, Yeah,
Well, didn't Tommy go there and say
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there's didn't he have to fly into
there and then drive to an area and
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he said it was dicey as hell. That's where Cus's family is off right,
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absolutely, yeah. He said that
he felt he got a little dicey,
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but then he had some water off
the street, and then he ate
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like eight street tacos, and then
he got strangely got the runs. He
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was so hungry. He couldn't help
it. He couldn't help but he said,
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I've never been that hungry. I've
been real hungry. But I get
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it, man, you know,
take out the word hungary and put in
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horny. I get it. Oh
yeah, you want to expose your balls
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on tea. Please don't say stupid
things. You said that I did.
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The Celtics are up two games to
zero after a one oh five ninety eight
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win over the Dallas Mavericks. Luca
had a triple double but was pretty quiet
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late in the game. Just had
a monster first half thirty two points,
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eleven boards, eleven assists, but
he did have eight turnovers. The Celtics
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were a runaway train right now.
They are fourteen and two in the postseason
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and have won nine straight games overall. Game three in Dallas on Wednesday at
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seven thirty. Yeah, it's over. They just have the better team and
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wore out brother. Yeah, we
wore them out. Somebody pointed out Maxo
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last night. They they're all of
Dallas's role players were just off by one
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series. I mean Lively had what
two points last night? I think he
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has ten points in the two complete
non fact yes, correct, and he
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was killing the Wolves. Yeah,
Boston has figured out what the other three
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teams couldn't. They're not allowing those
lob dunks, right. The Wolves gave
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up a thousand of them. Dallas
led the league in lub dunk's the first
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three series. They've had a couple
through the first two games. But man,
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it's it doesn't even seem like it's
a threat right now. What's the
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main reason they're not having that happen, Whiskey, you just want me to
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stay poor zingis poor Zingus. I
don't even know if that's right. I
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just knew you wanted me to say
it. He has been. He has
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been a huge factor. I completely
underestimated how much he would be an X
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factor in the series. He's been
absolutely killing the Mavericks and just the three
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point shooting in general. I mean, the Celtics shoot the most threes,
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they make the most threes. Dallas
can't really hide Kyrie and Luca like they
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could in the past series, and
they're just they're getting torched. Man,
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it's over. It might be over
because the Celtics they're not doing I mean,
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they had a crazy hot shooting performance
in Game one, but it's super
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paedable what they were doing, and
they were brutal from three in the first
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half yesterday. That's the only reason
it was even close, correct, But
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also if Dallas makes their free throws, they would have won the game.
534
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So it's like it's just the little
things that the Celtics are doing better.
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Caitlin Clark not on Team USA for
the Paris Olympics. Yeah, did you
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hear She's gonna play for Team Berlin. She is precious in Germany. You
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00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:23.239
get my point. It was a
joke, didn't go well, I'm on
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background, out of here. It's
all right. I like your joke.
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How could she not be on Team
US? I don't get it either,
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because Christian Latner made Team USA,
he's on the women's It's a ladybugs situation.
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00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:43.559
It's like Jonathan Brandis, he was
on the Dream Team with Scott Skiles.
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We'll wake him up then, Oh, brilliant, Wait that boy?
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See but he You know, I
just don't understand why that's brilliant. You
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00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:54.280
know that's I'm not even saying it's
bad because he's kind of say I understand
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00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:59.079
that. But Chris has so many
better jokes than that, and you you
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00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:01.840
have a Pavlovian response to go brilliant. You know he's kind to me,
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he's nice to my daddy. I
am wait my dad. You're right about
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00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:14.000
both. But also you know you
can't understand genius Corey. Yeah, you
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00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:17.400
don't get it. And frankly,
I don't either. I just take compliments.
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00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:21.039
I say things, and then I'm
like the son of a bitch.
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I had no idea that was genius, but I appreciate it. You get
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00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:27.679
where I'm coming from. Yeah,
you see where I'm leaking. Ugh,
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00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:31.760
well, it's like, I don't
know. That's crazy. I don't get
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00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:36.400
any compliments at home. So I
was just looking for a couple from sauce
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00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:39.280
and I just can't get him TV
alone. Oh well, you're not seeing
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where he's leaking. Corey. I
know you don't care about this, but
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your wife's post yesterday was very sweet
about your eleven year anniversary. It was,
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Yes, it was very sweet and
very disappointed. I know he's in
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Las Vegas, but Zach didn't send
me a happy anniversary text. He's busy.
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Zach knows he is busy that my
anniversary is six' nine because he's
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childish, so he remembers at my
wedding anniversary is June ninth, And he
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didn't send me a test ring to
you don't know Zach who? Oh,
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yeah, he used to work here? What yeah, I don't know where
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he went, man, he was
sitting in the end. Did you see
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00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:20.599
his pictures? From Zack Brian No
in Las Vegas at the T mobile.
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We are currently closer than his seats
were. Yeah, it's, you know,
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00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:29.679
weird though after eleven years of marriage. I was more disappointed he didn't
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text me than like Angie not saying
hey, happy anniversary. That means oh
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00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:38.280
she's forgotten so many years. Wow. That hurts. It just hurts that
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00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:43.800
Zach didn't remember. Yeah, maybe
you move in with him. Yep,
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see, genius, that's your own
joke. Shot on your joke, genius.
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00:39:51.920 --> 00:40:05.239
Yeah right, I'll you've turn man, Marvel many superheroes, hawk Man.
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00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:12.400
What you're just turned man? You're
just loving everybody? Now? What
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really matters? When we come back? This is the Power Tip Morning Show
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00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:35.920
on the Fan six twenty four Power
Tip Morning. So Ben Leber's on his
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00:40:35.960 --> 00:40:37.199
way here, and I bet the
sun is shining on his little face right
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00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:40.760
now. Smile Ben, smiling at
the sunshine. I can't wait to see
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00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:47.679
your face. Maxo's here, of
course, Cory's over there, Saucy as
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00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:52.920
well. Must it'll be here soon. I bet he's waking up with a
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00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:58.679
hangover. Oh what day is today? It's Monday. It's been a long
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00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:02.079
weekend, actually, mister Mussmann.
I excited. We got Windstock this coming
582
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:06.800
weekend. Oh yeah, what's up
about that? Being I think we probably
583
00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:08.239
go on like at four thirty,
like early in the afternoon on Friday,
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00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:12.360
and then Tiger Lily Gold read it
for us. So that'll be fun.
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00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:17.280
Is that Rocket Club or Chrits hockey
clothes? How's the old Tiger Lily Gold
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00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:22.840
thing for Friday trending? No traction, We don't know. Miss Marty was
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00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:24.960
working on it. She was very
excited about that hostility. Yeah, so
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00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:29.079
I hope it works out. That'd
be fun. Let's do what really matters.
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00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:30.360
How do you scores and stats around
the world of sports, and then
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00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:34.960
Chris changes your life with something else. Yeah. It's brought to you by
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00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:39.000
our friends and Catalyst and Catalysts supply
co dot com. Yeah, appreciate it,
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00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:46.960
Thank you, Catalyst. A cool
Stanley Cup. Game two tonight,
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00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:52.519
Edmonton at Florida. Florida leads the
series one. Rip in Florida won Game
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00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:57.559
one three ZIP despite being outshot thirty
two to eighteen, but Bobrovski with a
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00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:04.000
thirty two save shutout. So Game
two who in Florida Tonight, Go Florida
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But what really matters is this.
A woman has been found dead inside the
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00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:15.119
belly of a snake. This is
a true story. Yep. Yeah,
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00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:16.840
this was the first of these that
is a true story that I've ever been
599
00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:22.000
able to one hundred percent say that
really did happen. You read these from
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time to time, This one really
happened. Woman has been found dead inside
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the belly of a snake after it
swallowed her hole in central Indonesia, marking
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00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:32.639
at least the fifth person to be
devoured by python in the country since twenty
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seventeen. The husband of forty five
year old for Rita discovered her on Friday
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inside the reticulated python, which measured
about sixteen feet. That doesn't seem big
605
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:47.400
enough to me. The mother of
four had gone missing Thursday night, failed
606
00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:52.800
to return home. Her husband found
her belongings and that made him suspicious.
607
00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:59.239
The villagers then searched the area.
They soon spotted a python with an enormous
608
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:04.159
belly. What do you guys about
it? That's a huge bitch. They
609
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:09.880
agreed to cut it open, and
the little warby boy just fell out all
610
00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:17.599
over the dock waight about a dock. As soon as they did, I
611
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:25.039
think you're thinking of the kids from
old brother were out though, And that
612
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:31.119
isn't it Warley or something like that? Worley Warley? You said Warby,
613
00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:36.960
like Warby Parker the sunglasses. Yeah, like that's either my wife or a
614
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:43.000
whole bunch of sunglasses might be prescription. Here's the thing, Corey, We've
615
00:43:43.039 --> 00:43:46.880
all admitted that our memories are terrible. But I don't want to have to
616
00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:52.079
say over and over again, I
don't remember the little boy's name. So
617
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:54.559
you just make it. If you
just throw a name out there and you
618
00:43:54.679 --> 00:44:00.719
keep on moving. Sometimes people like
it's almost like somebody just grazed your nut,
619
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:05.360
like when they were coming by,
and almost it almost hurts, but
620
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:07.920
it doesn't. So people kind of
feel it and they're like, something's wrong
621
00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:10.000
there, but they keep on moving. They agreed to cut open the high
622
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:13.719
Buddy, high Ben. They agreed
to cut open the python stomach, and
623
00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:19.000
as they did, Farita's head was
immediately available. What if she had been
624
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:22.360
like was that, Hey, thanks
for getting mad here, but I can't
625
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:30.920
breathe. It's real hot in here. Yeah. There are very very very
626
00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:35.159
few ways you can die that are
worse than that. Yeah, that's that
627
00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:39.440
is a top tenor that might be
a mount rushmore, right, because I
628
00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:44.400
don't think you're totally dead when it
swallows you, right, I'm trying to
629
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:47.280
suffocate you. Let's find out.
But I wonder if you are. So
630
00:44:47.360 --> 00:44:51.320
you think it grabbed her and strangled
her ound, well, it definitely strangles
631
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:53.440
you out, it tries to suffocate
you first. Okay, so I walked
632
00:44:53.480 --> 00:44:55.920
in here the first part. No, you guys talking about that mom that
633
00:44:57.000 --> 00:45:00.599
got eaten by the snake. Yeah, it's just like an Indian. Yeah,
634
00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:02.280
that's right, that's right, that's
right. Yeah, here's a story,
635
00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:07.920
a sentence I didn't need to read. I just I don't know Farita
636
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:13.559
was found fully closed inside the snake. Did they think the snake undressed her
637
00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:19.599
before? Was there a possibility that
that? It's like peeling a banana,
638
00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:24.000
right, and some people just go
for it. Yeah. Anyway, graphic
639
00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:29.119
video that I never want to see, right, Wait what Yeah, appeared
640
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:36.679
to show the snake being cut open. Yeah. Reticulated pythons grab onto their
641
00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:40.159
prey with dozens of sharp curved teeth
and then squish it to death before swelling
642
00:45:40.199 --> 00:45:47.360
a whole Alleys, so more often
they're dead before they start getting that's what
643
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:52.199
Google. Google says, either the
venom or the constriction. They won't said
644
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:55.159
they won't. Huh they have venom. Yeah, that's what except for Yeah,
645
00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:59.079
I think that's that's just a quick
Google search. It says it wouldn't.
646
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:01.760
It won't saw you unless you're unconscious
or dead because it doesn't want you
647
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:06.599
to fight back when you're in there. That makes sense. Well, you're
648
00:46:06.639 --> 00:46:08.079
gonna have a hard time, mister
snake. I'm going to stay awake.
649
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:15.320
How do you think it knows that
you're dead standing aide count? I think
650
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:21.440
it's doesn't check its Yeah, okay, just wondering. Yeah, I bet
651
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:22.960
if you can feel your heart beating
while it's while it's wrapped around you,
652
00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:25.119
I bet, Yeah, I bet, I bet. Yeah. That's a
653
00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:29.960
good question. Then a python is
a better doctor than the guy last week
654
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:35.920
who declared that woman dead and then
center to the corner was going to swallow
655
00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:44.119
her hole man. He was bitch
O, L E or W. Although
656
00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:46.119
the story is he did take her
clothes off. Oh, dealer's choice,
657
00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:57.320
dealer's choice, dealers. Hey,
we got them. Oh you're gross.
658
00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:00.360
Reports of humans being killed by pythons
are extremely rare, but several people have
659
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:05.119
died in Indonesia in recent years after
being swallowed by pythons. They're getting a
660
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:07.239
taste for it now. I mean, oh my god, I just thow
661
00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:13.840
the video. Oh what did you
find? It's on eggs. Yeah,
662
00:47:13.920 --> 00:47:17.239
just type in python unblurred. There's
a blurred one. Yeah, but I
663
00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:22.400
think there might be an unblurred one. I don't want to see either about
664
00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:27.000
things. Yeah it's blurred. Oh
all right, stay with me. Because
665
00:47:27.239 --> 00:47:29.960
great white shark attacks got to be
up there as well. But I think
666
00:47:30.199 --> 00:47:35.480
if a great white isn't messing with
you truly is attacking you to eat you,
667
00:47:36.000 --> 00:47:39.639
I bet you're dead pretty quick because
you so much right violence. It
668
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:44.239
might be by the time you realize
what's happening, you're shredded in half and
669
00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:46.000
you bleed out and you go on
conscious. I bet it. I hope
670
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:51.079
more often than not, it's pretty
quick. This one feels like it might
671
00:47:51.239 --> 00:47:54.880
take longer than you want it to. This one might be worse. Yucky
672
00:47:55.360 --> 00:47:59.079
might be worse. This one's worse. I think, Yeah, I think
673
00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:01.440
this one's worse because it is.
It's gonna take you a minute, you
674
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:06.400
know, like he's gonna have to
like probably get a better grip a couple
675
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:07.880
of times, So I guess that's
my point. Is a shark attack,
676
00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:13.199
you might go unconscious so fast that
you don't have a minute and a half
677
00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:15.159
or two minutes to think about,
Oh I'm dying. You might have three
678
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:20.599
seconds before you know your lower half
is gone and you're bleeding out and you're
679
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:22.880
unconscious. With this, you might
have a good minute or two going.
680
00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:28.239
I have no escape plan, I
have no doubt. I'm not swearing enough.
681
00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:30.880
Nobody's coming. I'm dead, and
you just have a couple of minutes
682
00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:32.320
to think about how you can't breathe. Let me make it worse. You
683
00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:39.119
know you're feeling your bones breaking before
you die, good points, probably crushing.
684
00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:43.280
Wow, you guys don't do it. But I mean, I don't
685
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:45.639
want to see it. You know
what the video at least I saw the
686
00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:50.039
blurred video. Oh. I did
not realize I was going to see that
687
00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:54.360
picture the rest of them. Okay, you do need to picture. You
688
00:48:54.480 --> 00:48:59.159
do need to see picture. The
picture of the python before they cut it
689
00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:01.880
open. You can kind of see
her body shape. It looks like an
690
00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:06.760
alligator. It looks like an alligator
because it's so expanded. I bet I
691
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:08.400
bet I want to. That's a
huge bit. I felt like that yesterday
692
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:13.280
after I left Hearty's. You can
say, cut me open. They see
693
00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:17.280
a whole Frisco cheeseburger, So good, right, I'm not going to cut
694
00:49:17.320 --> 00:49:22.559
Chris open and have one of those
Warby Parkers the dock. Okay, this
695
00:49:22.679 --> 00:49:25.960
is gonna sound graphic, and I'm
sorry we keep talking about this, Maxill
696
00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:30.880
because you've seen the picture. Is
she headless? I think she is?
697
00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:34.880
Oh really? They said that the
first thing we saw when they cut her
698
00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:37.400
open was was her head. Oh
really, well, just they accidentally cut
699
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:43.920
her head off. Oh my god. Look it kind of looks like she
700
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:50.679
is though clean off. I mean
her shirt kind of like over her over
701
00:49:50.800 --> 00:49:52.760
her shoulders. You are a different, different person than me. But I
702
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:59.360
don't want to say life together.
Man, Yeah, Ben, come on,
703
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:01.039
man, I think we should keep
talking about this in great detail.
704
00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:06.800
Good morning. This is another video
of a python that's just hanging from the
705
00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:10.280
ceiling, just holding a possum.
And it's so insane, like the strength
706
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:17.519
that they have this is coddling.
No, look at this, hike,
707
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:24.559
look at this just picking it up
from the ceiling. That's terrifying. Makes
708
00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:36.079
suck all right, So that matters. I told you my turn, our
709
00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:37.800
break time. I will do more
of what really matters. After that,
710
00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:40.239
I'll clean it up. We won't. I won't bother you as much with
711
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:44.400
the next one. I promise ys
more with and the power to morning too
712
00:50:44.400 --> 00:51:06.320
after this. I'm the band Ben
Hey Ben Man, Hey ben Man Hey
713
00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:09.280
Bean. Yes, sah, he
shot through the computer. Mind you watched
714
00:51:09.320 --> 00:51:15.840
it? Oh my lord, I
know so, I said. I send
715
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:22.079
him a video of a sheriff's department
that released department. I guess, I
716
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:27.159
guess. I didn't realize that sheriff's
department and police departments do this around the
717
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:30.480
country. But there was an incident
at a the hostage situation out of a
718
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:31.800
bank of America, I believe,
I don't even know what city this was
719
00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:36.960
in. Anyway, they were just
given an update, a public update of
720
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:39.559
like what happened, and they go
into great detail about how they were able
721
00:51:39.800 --> 00:51:45.599
to kill the hostage taker, the
the guy, the victim or how am
722
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:51.400
I what am I looking for here? Anyway? The bank robber? And
723
00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:55.519
then and then they released the video
of the sniper shooting the guy in the
724
00:51:55.639 --> 00:52:00.440
head. No, it's blurred out, but you get what's going on.
725
00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:05.880
Like the snake video, you still
understand what's happening. Yeah, he shot
726
00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:08.840
through a computer screen intentionally, Yes, it was It was the only way
727
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:12.639
to get Yeah, it was the
only way to take and those guys so
728
00:52:13.679 --> 00:52:16.719
unbelievable. So he put the barrel
of the gun on another guy's shoulder,
729
00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:23.039
another SWAT member's shoulder, and then
they had the negotiator just talking with this
730
00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:29.199
guy just to distract him. And
the second he just like came into somewhat
731
00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:32.440
of a plane view of the like
right behind the community computer monitor. Oh
732
00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:37.599
my god, just took a shot
and he was holding two people hostage.
733
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:39.920
So he was in the middle holding
a man and a woman that worked at
734
00:52:39.960 --> 00:52:45.840
the bank. So he had to
shoot only this guy's head and avoid the
735
00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:51.119
other two that were within inches if
you missed. She accident hostage through a
736
00:52:51.159 --> 00:52:52.880
computer screen. So you got to
be the best of the best. And
737
00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:58.199
so they so they're like, we
use a specialized bullet that we know around
738
00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:04.079
that will go through objects and on
track. Wow. So wow, So
739
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:07.039
they intentionally knew that they were going
to maybe shoot through something to kill this
740
00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:12.960
guy. Think of the precision and
the trust because if that sniper misses by
741
00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:17.519
a couple of inches and snipes one
of the hostages. It is a gigantic
742
00:53:19.039 --> 00:53:22.559
story. Yes, yeh right,
that you sniped the wrong person, but
743
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:25.519
you do your job like this and
it's just unbelievable. But that's how awesome
744
00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:30.159
these people are now accurate there in
my mind when I when I saw the
745
00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:32.000
story before I saw the video,
I'm like, well, this has got
746
00:53:32.159 --> 00:53:36.639
to be from like, you know, the book depository building, right,
747
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:42.599
No, it was probably within thirty
yards twenty yards maybe, so it was
748
00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:47.639
a pretty close shot still but still
yeah, yeah, but you better right,
749
00:53:49.239 --> 00:53:52.519
and those hostages are right there,
like he's got him right next to
750
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:58.159
him. It's oh my god,
that was and there is blood splatter,
751
00:53:58.199 --> 00:54:00.880
I mean yeah, yeah yeah,
and he'd he goes down immediately. You
752
00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:04.440
know they always say you don't you
never hear the bullet that kills you,
753
00:54:04.519 --> 00:54:07.679
right, Because the speed of sound
travels slower than the speed of light,
754
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:09.760
you can't be sure, but let's
hope right, right for most of us,
755
00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:14.400
but for this guy, think about
that. He might be sitting there
756
00:54:14.480 --> 00:54:15.960
going I think I have a pretty
good handle, and then you're dead and
757
00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:20.880
you don't even know you're dead before
you know that you failed? Yeah,
758
00:54:21.159 --> 00:54:24.079
yeah, now I would have hand
you the two hostages. Yeah, yeah,
759
00:54:24.639 --> 00:54:29.039
I want to hear what they have
because they had knives like to their
760
00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:30.199
necks. Yeah, and he was
getting more and more aggressive. That's why
761
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:32.480
they take a shot. Yeah.
They said he had like he had bombs,
762
00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:35.679
he had like all the stuff,
and he was going to kill the
763
00:54:35.719 --> 00:54:37.639
two people and whatever. Right,
so I got to take the guy out
764
00:54:38.159 --> 00:54:42.119
to be done. That's the president. Why did you bring that up?
765
00:54:42.239 --> 00:54:45.679
Well done, everybody? Yeah,
all right, what really matters? Why
766
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:50.760
not? Yeah, daddy, Oh, we don't need that music. We
767
00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:57.440
need this music. This one matters
though. One of my crew shout out
768
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:00.400
to kat Cat is uh down to
the fire ten. Our friend Kat is
769
00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:05.400
ninth Karl Anthony Townes. Nope,
she is ninth out of the final ten
770
00:55:05.480 --> 00:55:08.320
in event number twenty five. The
three K limit hold them six max tournaments,
771
00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:15.719
So she's nine people away from a
bracelet, so freaking due, let's
772
00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:19.800
go Cat. I would gladly pay
you if she win, Yes, that
773
00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:22.880
would be awesome. More importantly,
what's the payout? This one isn't a
774
00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:25.840
giant one. I think it's it's
six figures for first, but it's not
775
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:29.360
a huge one. There were only
two hundred and forty eight players in it.
776
00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:30.840
Because it's a three K six max, it's limit. It's kind of
777
00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:36.360
a niche bracelet. But winning a
bracelet it doesn't even matter. You can
778
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:39.000
just get a bracelet. That's so
freaking rare, it's so hard to do.
779
00:55:40.360 --> 00:55:45.119
So is that a flex that you
go to other tournaments wearing the bracelet
780
00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:47.039
or no? I don't think most
people do, but I definitely would for
781
00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:52.000
a couple of months. Yeah.
Yeah, phil Helmuth going for a bracelet,
782
00:55:52.039 --> 00:55:53.960
I think like eighteen or nineteen.
He went out twenty fourth. I
783
00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:58.239
think, so, sorry, what
event is it again? Event twenty five?
784
00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:01.199
The three thousand dollars buying limit to
hold them six max, which means
785
00:56:01.239 --> 00:56:07.320
only six people at a table,
not eight or nine. So she's because
786
00:56:07.320 --> 00:56:09.239
it's a six max, she's just
outside of the final table. Let's see
787
00:56:09.239 --> 00:56:12.320
if she can run it up here. She was a chip leader with like
788
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:15.280
forty to go, let's go cat. That does really matter to me.
789
00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:24.639
But what really matters is this.
Scientists made snails remember something that had never
790
00:56:24.719 --> 00:56:30.760
actually happened to them, like inception, implanted it in their brain. Yeah,
791
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:34.000
here's what they did. Stupid snails. They're so gullible. I didn't
792
00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:39.320
know snails had memories. Okay,
first of all, Second all, here's
793
00:56:39.320 --> 00:56:43.760
what they did. So they took
these snails and they shocked them over and
794
00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:46.280
over and over and over again,
which is but everybody be cool, right,
795
00:56:46.559 --> 00:56:51.920
I'm saying. And then they they
got them all shocked up, right,
796
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:59.840
so they were jumpy. And then
they they took some of their r
797
00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:02.960
nay, the ones they'd been shocking, put it in some snails they hadn't
798
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:07.639
been shocking, and those snails they
hadn't been shocking started acting like they'd been
799
00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:16.960
shocked. That's a mess, that's
yeah, that's scary. So what you're
800
00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:21.559
saying is maybe we could find a
way to take human trauma and put it
801
00:57:21.639 --> 00:57:28.239
into people that we don't like,
right forgetting somebody that they did something they
802
00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:32.119
didn't do. But then could you
do the opposite. That's what he'd been
803
00:57:32.159 --> 00:57:38.440
working on, dominate guilt or trauma
by removing it. There is a school
804
00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:45.480
of thought that Jack Ruby was one
of those people that he had no idea,
805
00:57:45.559 --> 00:57:47.920
he wasn't in charge of himself when
he actually took out uh Haley Joel
806
00:57:53.440 --> 00:58:01.119
killed. He is dead. That's
how he did. We never really find
807
00:58:01.159 --> 00:58:06.440
out. Remember when I said just
throw a name in. Yeah, gotta
808
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:10.280
hate Sleeping Kid. Yeah, I
hate that film. This is fascinating stuff.
809
00:58:10.320 --> 00:58:14.719
Man. The CIA was doing some
weird stuff with drugs, weird stuff
810
00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:19.079
with LSD, weird stuff with everythings. Yeah right, yeah? Were they
811
00:58:19.159 --> 00:58:22.800
doing weird things to Ted Kinski?
Wasn't that the MK ultra the whole thing?
812
00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:25.760
Yeah? Well, isn't there like
several people that committed some very heinous
813
00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:29.559
crimes that were all part of those
I don't know if that's just like a
814
00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:32.400
conspiracy tinfoil hat thing, but that's
what I don't know. There's there's enough
815
00:58:32.599 --> 00:58:36.760
smoke that there's something in there,
you know what I mean. Like if
816
00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:39.119
you read about the Jack Ruby situation, it's like he woke up one day
817
00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:44.400
and when uh why not? He's
basically the Winter Soldier from Marvel. Yeah
818
00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:49.679
yeah, Ted before the before he
was the unibomber. Ted Kazinski was a
819
00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:52.920
mind control test subject, right right. And by the way, they also
820
00:58:53.039 --> 00:58:58.159
think Charlie Manson was one too.
Oh yeah, I've heard that too.
821
00:58:58.400 --> 00:59:01.800
Yeah, and he that makes sense
because he also in turn used acid on
822
00:59:01.960 --> 00:59:07.159
the family. Every night he would
pick the dosage for each member of his
823
00:59:07.320 --> 00:59:09.400
family and decide how much that they
were gonna trip. And he was in
824
00:59:09.519 --> 00:59:15.039
a hospital like a like a mental
ward of either a jail or hospital or
825
00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:19.800
something like that where they know they
were doing experiments on people. And when
826
00:59:19.840 --> 00:59:22.360
he went in he was just your
normal, every average Joe. And when
827
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:28.639
he came out, women found him
unbelievably and that they wanted to follow hi.
828
00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:30.920
They would do whatever he told him
to do. He came out with
829
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:40.599
that riz Man. Here's the problem
if all of this or some of this
830
00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:44.840
is true. The problem is is
the next time we have some half assed
831
00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:47.400
serial killer, they're gonna go,
oh, that's CIA put RNA in me.
832
00:59:47.880 --> 00:59:52.079
I didn't have any I didn't do
this, and then that's gonna be
833
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:53.639
there out I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna go kill some people. And
834
00:59:53.679 --> 00:59:57.119
then to say that I got RNA, well, it's not I was out
835
00:59:57.119 --> 01:00:00.360
of my control. Like Taylor Thomas. If if it's like a one less
836
01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:04.239
than one percent, if we get
caught with our bank robbery, we can
837
01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:07.239
just say like, look, this
was all just a good experiment. We
838
01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:16.760
didn't know what we're doing from Greece, Rizzo back to the guy that just
839
01:00:16.840 --> 01:00:20.880
got sniped. Right, Our heist
is going to be so good. We
840
01:00:20.960 --> 01:00:23.360
don't need knives, we don't need
bombs. No, we're a non violent
841
01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:27.920
group. They're not even going to
know it's gone until it's gone. We
842
01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:32.039
are the sniper bullet exactly. They
put the wrong memory from the snail inside
843
01:00:32.119 --> 01:00:40.440
me, and I just remember going
places real slow. It took me forever
844
01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:44.599
to get What if they took a
little bit of Ron Jeremy's are an a
845
01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:49.440
man, I would be so pleased. Well, there's a lot of taken
846
01:00:49.519 --> 01:00:52.480
as DNA. Yeah, well that
is true some of them. Yeah,
847
01:00:52.559 --> 01:00:59.559
well, no way, this says
Whitey Bulger was also allegedly one of those
848
01:00:59.639 --> 01:01:02.519
people. How is that not a
porn name? Yeah, Pucky Boulder,
849
01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:14.079
Purple Bulger, I'll just say it, Blacky Bulger. Yukon head coach Dan
850
01:01:14.159 --> 01:01:16.679
Hurley is expected to make a decision
today about taking the Lakers job. He
851
01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:22.199
claims that the Lakers made a quote
compelling case and had a compelling vision whatever
852
01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:25.440
that means. That means they're offering
him an s load of money. He's
853
01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:30.519
fifty one years old. He just
won back to back titles with Yukon.
854
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:34.119
The Lakers also tried to get coach
k about twenty years ago, and he
855
01:01:34.280 --> 01:01:37.840
was obviously in his prime at Duke
and they floated him a huge offer and
856
01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:40.480
he didn't take it. But everybody
that's speculating that Hurley's going to take this
857
01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:44.480
the same, Well, the college
landscape is just so different with n Il.
858
01:01:44.760 --> 01:01:46.360
Yeah, you got it. If
you're him, you have to take
859
01:01:46.360 --> 01:01:49.519
this job right to take it?
Yeah, then I do want to know
860
01:01:49.559 --> 01:01:52.400
what the vision is though, Like
you mentioned last week when the story broke,
861
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:55.280
it's you're not getting Lebron in his
prime. So if I'm Dan Hurley,
862
01:01:55.320 --> 01:01:58.840
It's like, cool, I'll take
this check. This is more money
863
01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:02.360
than I'm ever going to see in
basketball. Am I getting canned into or
864
01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:07.760
three years? Because I have to
take I have to keep Lebron? No?
865
01:02:07.960 --> 01:02:10.079
No, just like, what what's
the plan after Lebron? Right in
866
01:02:10.199 --> 01:02:14.599
a year or two, if he
leaves or because retires, he's got he's
867
01:02:14.599 --> 01:02:17.400
got only got a couple of weeks
retire. I mean then what then it's
868
01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:22.480
are we building around Anthony Davis?
What? Whatever this compelling vision is.
869
01:02:22.519 --> 01:02:25.159
I wonder what it truly is this
must have asked, what do we do
870
01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:29.760
after Lebron we brought his team?
I mean, that's what every wants to
871
01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:31.679
do. Let me add to that
question. I'm sure that you guys probably
872
01:02:31.679 --> 01:02:36.000
know they answer this question. But
when you take that NBA job, on
873
01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:39.639
average, how many years does an
NBA coach last? Like three years on
874
01:02:39.719 --> 01:02:44.719
average? Contracts are probably on average
five, But my guess is the average
875
01:02:44.760 --> 01:02:46.920
expectancy is about three before you get
fired. So it's been a little bit
876
01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:50.719
more cutthroat lately too. I mean, we saw that the Bucks had the
877
01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:52.960
third best record in the NBA and
they fired their coach in the middle of
878
01:02:53.000 --> 01:02:57.599
the season, you know, so
like it's yeah, it's it's become a
879
01:02:57.639 --> 01:03:00.559
little bit more cut through us.
But what if you have this meeting,
880
01:03:00.679 --> 01:03:05.440
Dan Hurley has this meeting and they
say, listen, the plan this offseason,
881
01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:07.760
and then they lay it out.
One of the bullet points is you
882
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:10.639
got to draft Bronnie James. That
I mean, you'd have to have full
883
01:03:10.719 --> 01:03:15.760
control, right if you're going to
go into this knowing you have to draft
884
01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:19.480
Lebron's son. Because I guarantee you
that has been brought up. It's a
885
01:03:19.519 --> 01:03:22.400
second rounder though, who cares?
Right, second round, Brea, what's
886
01:03:22.440 --> 01:03:28.800
the rumored contract worth? Well,
I think they think it's fifteen million plus
887
01:03:28.960 --> 01:03:31.199
right in that Steve Kerr range,
So one of the highest paid coaches in
888
01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:37.519
the NBA. So that's I think
that's the floated number, is something like
889
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:40.159
that, So go ahead. I'm
sorry. Is there any chance this is
890
01:03:40.199 --> 01:03:45.960
all made up? Like the whole
idea that Lebron wants Lebron wants somebody to
891
01:03:45.119 --> 01:03:50.440
I mean, because that just seems
like something. There's no person I've ever
892
01:03:50.599 --> 01:03:52.639
met on earth who would want to
be known as the person who only got
893
01:03:52.760 --> 01:03:57.119
drafted because his daddy wanted him to
get drafted, Right, There's nobody wants
894
01:03:57.199 --> 01:04:01.559
that. There's no I can't imagine
Bronnie who has to go through the life
895
01:04:01.599 --> 01:04:05.880
with his name. Bronni, first
of all, wants to be drafted because
896
01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:10.480
daddy said so. Yeah. Well, and here's the thing is his dock
897
01:04:10.639 --> 01:04:14.000
is going up. I do think
he would get drafted either way. But
898
01:04:14.360 --> 01:04:19.480
the idea that you're getting drafted with
the possibility of luring dad in as well,
899
01:04:19.800 --> 01:04:23.519
that's annoying, right, I would
want to know, all right,
900
01:04:23.599 --> 01:04:26.840
if I'm the fifty second pick,
that that team actually thinks I'm good.
901
01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:30.519
Not just they hope I'm good,
but they really want my dad, you
902
01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:31.559
know what I'm saying, Well,
and I'd want to make it on my
903
01:04:31.639 --> 01:04:34.920
own. That's the thing though,
that I that I don't understand about the
904
01:04:35.159 --> 01:04:40.519
NBA. It's like the NBA are
partying the seas just to let the Lakers
905
01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:45.360
or whoever it's going to be wherever
Lebron is at, just take take him
906
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:49.360
with that second round pick. Let's
let's just say there's a team that's five
907
01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:54.679
picks ahead and they legit think that, like, hey, he actually might
908
01:04:54.719 --> 01:04:57.239
be a good prospect, we should
take him with this second round pick.
909
01:04:57.440 --> 01:05:00.440
I think big will then whoever team
you're whatever team you're talking or do you
910
01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:01.760
think the NBA's is gonna be like, Nope, We're just going to let
911
01:05:01.800 --> 01:05:06.159
the Lakers do and Lebron like will
give him that respect of just like stepping
912
01:05:06.239 --> 01:05:11.320
back taking somebody else and letting him
fall to the Lakers at I think if
913
01:05:11.320 --> 01:05:13.880
he falls to the Lakers, what
you just said is going to be the
914
01:05:13.960 --> 01:05:15.960
narrative is that, well, the
league just let it happen. But the
915
01:05:16.039 --> 01:05:19.880
truth might be that there's a lot
of teams that don't think he's that good.
916
01:05:20.079 --> 01:05:23.239
But it's just a matter of the
teams that are around him. I
917
01:05:23.239 --> 01:05:25.320
think he's going to get drafted in
the second round. It's just a matter
918
01:05:25.360 --> 01:05:28.039
if he actually falls at the Lakers
or not. Yeah, and some other
919
01:05:28.119 --> 01:05:31.239
teams have kind of come out and
there's been reports that certain teams are interested
920
01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:34.039
in in him, like the Jazz
and stuff like that. And that's when
921
01:05:34.119 --> 01:05:38.199
Lebron conveniently came out and was like, Okay, I'm not going to go
922
01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:43.360
to any team that Brony's going to
go to, just to prevent stuff like
923
01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:46.079
that, because if you're the Hornets
or the Pistons, you're not going to
924
01:05:46.119 --> 01:05:48.760
be good this year. Anyways.
Why not take a shot, like Corey
925
01:05:48.840 --> 01:05:51.719
said, and maybe win the lottery
and get Lebron James, you know,
926
01:05:53.280 --> 01:05:58.199
by drafting his son. So I
don't know, we'll see. But at
927
01:05:58.239 --> 01:06:00.519
what point in time, to Chris's
point, that would you feel like,
928
01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:05.280
if you're Browny James, that you're
making it through or into the NBA on
929
01:06:05.400 --> 01:06:10.119
your own merit. There's not a
there's not a scenario where you feel like
930
01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:13.239
that's the case. I don't think
to start his career he's going to feel
931
01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:15.199
like that. It's gonna have to
be whether he earns it later. Right
932
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:18.119
initially, I think you're right,
it's gonna he's gonna have to ask did
933
01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:23.000
this team just take me because I'm
his son? But if you can start
934
01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:25.000
building a career and do it on
your own, then you earned it on
935
01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:27.639
your own. We'll see. I
don't know. I feel bad for him,
936
01:06:27.679 --> 01:06:30.679
but should I? I don't know
if I should. It's good.
937
01:06:30.719 --> 01:06:32.239
It'd be a burden either way,
even if he was really good. His
938
01:06:32.440 --> 01:06:36.519
name is Lebron James Junior. He's
always gonna be in his dad's shadow,
939
01:06:36.760 --> 01:06:43.000
so it'd be a burden either way. But what really matters is this mm
940
01:06:43.079 --> 01:06:48.079
hmmm. When you die, if
you have a pacemaker, you can leave
941
01:06:48.119 --> 01:06:53.840
it to an animal organization so it
can be used in dogs that need pacemakers
942
01:06:53.840 --> 01:06:58.400
sticks in their lives. Oh.
I didn't know that either. That's why
943
01:06:58.400 --> 01:07:00.039
I'm here, brother, that's very
good. I wonder if you have to
944
01:07:00.119 --> 01:07:04.199
check the box of organ donation for
that to happen, or they just be
945
01:07:04.320 --> 01:07:08.599
like, well, it's not really
an organ. We're just gonna and you
946
01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:11.480
can't just say give it to one
of my dogs. Yeah, I would
947
01:07:11.480 --> 01:07:14.199
be like, which which friend are
you? Which one of your boys?
948
01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:17.760
Right? So if Snoop DOGG has
a pacemaker and dies, then it would
949
01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:21.760
be doged a dog transplant. Yeah, that would be cool if a dog,
950
01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:27.599
a real dog, had Snoop Dogg's
pacemaker. Or like how people say
951
01:07:27.639 --> 01:07:30.559
I got that dog in me?
The dog could be like I got that
952
01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:33.719
human or I got that Snoop dog
in me? Right? Or you're into
953
01:07:33.760 --> 01:07:39.880
bestiality? And he looked right at
me when he said that, I don't
954
01:07:39.880 --> 01:07:44.480
care for that. Why whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?
955
01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:50.519
Why would it be me I met
in this room? But out of just
956
01:07:50.599 --> 01:07:54.920
the three of us, you're the
one who loves my muppy. You're the
957
01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:59.079
one who loves muppy more than your
family. You're the one you're the most
958
01:07:59.239 --> 01:08:02.280
likely of the three of us in
this hang and my dog I'm not either.
959
01:08:02.440 --> 01:08:06.400
You weren't just talking about who is
the most likely? Yeah, I
960
01:08:06.559 --> 01:08:11.599
know what it is. Well,
thanks for that clarification. Okay, wouldn't
961
01:08:11.639 --> 01:08:14.920
be you? So then is it
you were Ben? It's none of us
962
01:08:15.000 --> 01:08:19.319
in this room? No, But
who's the most likely you took your dog
963
01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:25.159
muppy up to a romantic cabin weekend, to a romantic getaway. Yeah,
964
01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:31.079
and I'm the most likely. I
ain't banging my dog. I just love
965
01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:39.159
my muppy, button bar. Thanks
for the clarification that got weird. Check
966
01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:45.399
this out public the race in there. Things change in pro sports quickly.
967
01:08:45.159 --> 01:08:47.920
Some of these numbers kind of blew
my mind. Stay with me for a
968
01:08:47.960 --> 01:08:54.159
second. Giants tight end Darren Waller
is retiring at age thirty one. He
969
01:08:54.239 --> 01:08:57.479
said, quote, the passion for
football has been slowly fading. Right,
970
01:08:57.560 --> 01:09:00.720
If that's cool, If you don't
feel he's had some health problems. He's
971
01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:03.479
a battle with what drugs and alcohol
and stuff because got divorced. Yeah,
972
01:09:03.600 --> 01:09:09.920
divorce went went south with Kelsey blom
right or whatever. Yeah, if the
973
01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:13.239
fire is gone, who's to judge? Right, he's thirty one, doesn't
974
01:09:13.279 --> 01:09:17.239
want to do it anymore. Fine, he played eight years, Darren Waller
975
01:09:17.279 --> 01:09:20.399
for a while, right was a
beast? Yes? Yeah, he was
976
01:09:20.439 --> 01:09:26.720
good. Eight year career. How
many touchdowns did Darren Waller having eight years?
977
01:09:27.039 --> 01:09:30.920
Great question? Core. Then I
have a couple of stats that might
978
01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:33.239
blow your mind, but let's start
with this one. Darren Waller tight end
979
01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:36.199
of the Giants technically, but he
was most famous for playing with the Raiders.
980
01:09:36.560 --> 01:09:42.000
Eight year career. Had how many
touchdowns fifteen? Because you're bringing it
981
01:09:42.079 --> 01:09:45.680
up, it's got to be a
low number. I would say twenty three
982
01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:51.039
twenty. Wow, doesn't it seem
especially if you play fantasy football, doesn't
983
01:09:51.039 --> 01:09:55.560
it seem like Darren Waller had seventy? Yeah, eighty? He had yes,
984
01:09:55.840 --> 01:10:00.000
twenty right. So in twenty twenty
with Vegas, one hundred and seven
985
01:10:00.199 --> 01:10:03.840
catches four yards shy of twelve hundred
and nine touchdowns and he made the Pro
986
01:10:03.880 --> 01:10:06.000
Bowl. That was his big breakout
year. Everybody's like, god, dang
987
01:10:06.039 --> 01:10:13.880
Aarren Waller's a beast. September of
twenty twenty two, so this is less
988
01:10:13.920 --> 01:10:18.039
than two years ago. He signed
a three year, fifty one million dollar
989
01:10:18.119 --> 01:10:23.640
deal with Vegas, So less than
twenty four months ago he was the highest
990
01:10:23.720 --> 01:10:29.960
paid tight end in football for one
season. Then then six months after that
991
01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:34.520
Vegas trades into the Giants. In
his career basically fizzles away. So less
992
01:10:34.560 --> 01:10:38.880
than two years ago he was the
cream of the crop, highest paid in
993
01:10:38.920 --> 01:10:43.720
the league, and he's now done. Things change quickly in sports. Yeah,
994
01:10:44.039 --> 01:10:45.760
have you guys actually listened to his
rap video that he put out.
995
01:10:45.800 --> 01:10:49.279
O yeah, your god, God, you guys, I mean wait he
996
01:10:49.359 --> 01:10:53.479
put out as a part of this
retirement thing or when it was. It
997
01:10:53.600 --> 01:11:00.000
was a divorce for sure, and
brutal. It is brutal and understag Yeah.
998
01:11:00.399 --> 01:11:02.439
Yeah, Well he does have music
in his blood because he is the
999
01:11:02.560 --> 01:11:10.279
great grandson of apparently a pioneer in
jazz piano, a jazz pianist named and
1000
01:11:10.359 --> 01:11:14.680
I love this Fats Waller. Oh
yeah, Fats Waller, kidding all the
1001
01:11:14.760 --> 01:11:18.640
old guys that had the nickname Fats, Fats Domino, that's Dominoe. What
1002
01:11:18.760 --> 01:11:25.359
a cool nickname. So Fats Waller
is his great great or his great grandfather.
1003
01:11:25.479 --> 01:11:29.800
I guess you know who probably doesn't
like the nickname. Yeah, Fats.
1004
01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:32.760
I wonder why they called him Fats
if he was a buck thirty,
1005
01:11:32.960 --> 01:11:35.159
I'm gonna be pissed. Well,
that wouldn't be so bad if you were
1006
01:11:35.199 --> 01:11:39.439
fat, if you're called Fats and
you were scared of the people. You're
1007
01:11:39.479 --> 01:11:43.640
saying that kind of jazz influence didn't
trickle down to Darren. No, It's
1008
01:11:44.119 --> 01:11:47.600
honestly, it's like it's a small
glimpse into his psyche, and I think
1009
01:11:47.640 --> 01:11:53.560
that he's crazy. I'm not kidding, like you what you if you?
1010
01:11:54.199 --> 01:11:58.840
If you have? Is it arable? I don't think there's anything. I
1011
01:11:58.840 --> 01:12:00.600
don't think there's a nurse. Yeah, I think it's arable. But it
1012
01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:04.319
is. It is offensive in its
horribleness. It is. It is the
1013
01:12:04.520 --> 01:12:11.479
most embarrassing, cringeworthy thing that I've
watched. Videos terrible. Rebecca Black,
1014
01:12:11.880 --> 01:12:15.680
Rebecca Black of NFL players rapping.
I don't even know who that is.
1015
01:12:15.000 --> 01:12:18.880
Rebecca a song from like a decade
ago. She's like a Dell compared to
1016
01:12:19.000 --> 01:12:25.319
Darren Waller, like it's it's unbelievable. We start calling him Fats Waller.
1017
01:12:25.840 --> 01:12:30.279
I would rather watch twenty Indonesian women
get eaten by pythons than have to listen.
1018
01:12:30.439 --> 01:12:32.079
If you're just tuning in, that
is not a euphemism. He meant
1019
01:12:32.119 --> 01:12:38.399
the actual snake. What this video? Even on mute, you could tell
1020
01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:42.359
this video sucks. It's horrendous.
And he's got like a like a Kelsey
1021
01:12:42.439 --> 01:12:47.800
Plumb look alike. Yeah, it's
very crin this is it? Take it
1022
01:12:47.960 --> 01:12:59.399
time, just take a time out
of it. Malone knew how much you
1023
01:13:00.079 --> 01:13:08.760
went. Hello, I gotta climb
up this hair he has, he's like
1024
01:13:08.840 --> 01:13:11.560
wearing his letter jacket from high school. I don't know what he's doing.
1025
01:13:11.640 --> 01:13:15.199
He's like on like a field.
Yeah, he's wrapping driving away in or
1026
01:13:15.760 --> 01:13:18.439
I just feel I feel bad for
everybody that was on that production shoot to
1027
01:13:18.479 --> 01:13:24.079
do that video. Here's here's why, here's why I'm getting old. If
1028
01:13:24.119 --> 01:13:26.640
you had told me that was Drake's
new single, I would have believed you.
1029
01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:29.720
Yeah, and I'm being serious,
that's what I think. A lot
1030
01:13:29.760 --> 01:13:31.760
of the new music sounds like.
So it's bad. But if you're like,
1031
01:13:31.840 --> 01:13:33.680
man, this is the number three
song in the country, and go
1032
01:13:33.880 --> 01:13:38.760
Jesus listening to Oh wow, listen
to music. And then if you told
1033
01:13:38.800 --> 01:13:43.119
me it's Darren Waller, and what's
the difference listening a Fats Waller since the
1034
01:13:43.199 --> 01:13:46.800
thirties? So so real talk though, the fact that you said that,
1035
01:13:47.239 --> 01:13:51.359
I experienced it over the weekend.
So we had some friends of ours for
1036
01:13:51.680 --> 01:13:55.920
their kid's birthday. Actually got a
suite at the Noah con concert. And
1037
01:13:56.000 --> 01:14:00.439
yeah, I saw you tweeted about
that. Was it awesome? It's next
1038
01:14:00.439 --> 01:14:02.600
season? Well yeah, it's like
I know, I knew three of the
1039
01:14:02.680 --> 01:14:06.439
songs, but the rest of it, I was like, I have no
1040
01:14:06.680 --> 01:14:11.479
idea, like how was this guy
selling out two nights in the row of
1041
01:14:11.560 --> 01:14:14.960
the Excel Center. So it wasn't
good or it was it was good.
1042
01:14:15.039 --> 01:14:17.840
I just like I it's not like
it's not my guy, Like I don't
1043
01:14:17.880 --> 01:14:20.760
I don't really know. The season
is a great song, and that's the
1044
01:14:20.920 --> 01:14:25.399
encore, that's the that's the finale. It's a great it's a great song,
1045
01:14:25.880 --> 01:14:28.319
you know, really really good.
And the whole crowd was going crazy.
1046
01:14:28.399 --> 01:14:31.800
But you look around and like,
generationally, it's just not even in
1047
01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:38.840
my wheelhouse, you know. It's
everybody in the crowd was young female or
1048
01:14:38.920 --> 01:14:44.520
college students or like moms taking their
kids. So I don't know much about
1049
01:14:44.560 --> 01:14:46.199
him. I didn't know anything about
him until he was on Saturday Night Live
1050
01:14:46.239 --> 01:14:49.239
and then Zach had to tell me
how to pronounce his name. Even so,
1051
01:14:49.359 --> 01:14:53.439
what I've seen on Twitter, this
is not my opinion, this is
1052
01:14:53.479 --> 01:14:57.199
just what I've read, is that
people that love him love him, you
1053
01:14:57.279 --> 01:15:00.039
know, just unequivocally. People that
don't like him think that he's basically just
1054
01:15:00.199 --> 01:15:05.520
Mumfort and Son's light. But yeah, it's just it's this next generation version
1055
01:15:05.560 --> 01:15:10.439
of a solo Mumford kind of vibe. Yeah, I think that I was
1056
01:15:10.479 --> 01:15:13.119
just shell shocked and like, I
know who he is, I didn't know
1057
01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:15.000
he was that big. He's a
huge idea. I mean to sell out
1058
01:15:15.520 --> 01:15:20.439
that stadium, that arena twice back
back to back nights. Let's be honest,
1059
01:15:20.520 --> 01:15:25.239
Ben, that experience just made you
feel old, That's what I'm saying.
1060
01:15:25.640 --> 01:15:27.600
And that's why I didn't like it. That's the whole point of it.
1061
01:15:27.640 --> 01:15:30.760
I'm like, Wow, I guess
I just did not realize like it's
1062
01:15:30.840 --> 01:15:33.720
a it's a song that I know, but I still feel very old in
1063
01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:38.479
this building with all of these fans. Go. Ben Lieber is here,
1064
01:15:38.560 --> 01:15:40.920
Fats Mussman is here. This is
the power trip. Won't show. We're
1065
01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:42.399
back after this. I'm the fan.