Episode 6 - Cabbaged

The letter shared in Episode 6 of Monkey Scribbling raises some concerns over 19-year-old Pat’s tendency to get cabbaged when not on the pro tennis circuit. Does his overindulgence explain why instead of attending underground raves and Suede gigs he is watching school-based drama Grange Hill on a Friday night, before dancing to the Rupert the Bear theme tune in a club resembling Fred Flintstone’s cave?
Also this week, the grizzled ex-pros recall being chased by Phil Mitchell types; the continued allure of Yorkshire lass Gabriela Sabatini; the pros and cons of being called Ian, and much else besides under a protective musical canopy woven from Arrested Development, The Doors, Alan Hawkshaw, and Nico, among others. As ever, the episode also contains the very latest sports news, including the much-anticipated announcement of the Wimbledon tennis cup winners (clue: not Becker or Hingis this time round).