TUNGKOL SA EPISODE NA ITO
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the national interest! Of China"
- Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene tries flattery to get Files released - "Every American wants to read your biography, Mr President"
- Trump scotches rumours - "I'm only dead on the inside"
- And in sport Henry magically halves winnings at Morning Star Hotel!
Plus so much more of the week's hellscape:
- Ex NSW Premier Bob Carr defends own China visit - "It's not like I'm marching for Palestine next to some Hezbollah c*nt! (that's next week)"
- Azerbaijan/Armenia deny cheating with China - "Full 'Girlfriend Experience' is cash upfront. Til then we got d**tators to suck!"
- Kim Jong-Un renames rogue state 'North By Northwest Korea' - "'Psycho' was too on the nose"
- Iran protests China trip - "Not even one synagogue to firebomb"
- Usha Vance dream Inauguration Day if hubby ever steps up - "Open top drive through Dallas then show at Ford Theater"
- Trump clarifies claim garbage bags out White House window were AI - "AI's the one where we destroy evidence I'm a huge paedo, right?"
- Rudy Giuliani on Presidential Medal of Freedom - "I'm assured this doesn't foreclose Presidential Medal for Most Handjobs in a Roadside Motel"
- RFK Jr on antidepressant/school shooting link - "Nothing in my own life experience says guns are America's real problem"
- Democratic Republic of Congo / Republic of Congo peacetalks fail over which Pres plays Running Bear, Little White Dove in closing talent show - "I hoped music would calm this raging river" says UN's Johnny Preston
- Billy Joel dismisses 'Piano Man' gay bar origin story - "'Uptown Girls' was just a nice place to meet a Stranger if you were in a New York State of Mind"
- Bluey hot dad dog scandal deepens as leaked Files suggest Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell recruited kid dog Bingo from private pound at Mar a Lago
- Hulk Hogan on Instant Experts voicemail - "Whole thing sounds fake and predetermined to me, brother"
- Honk on Henry tipping comp fail: “Obviously the Collingwood C*ckpiercings were gonna beat the Adelaide Body Barrels! Next time call an expert!”
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Dan Andrews delayed by snap lockdown. "Just 6 more years, Melb")
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