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Cheers. Welcome to the Hansel Pod. I'm Fortune Feimster.
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I am Tig Notaro.
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And coming in from the rear, it's Mae Martin.
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Choo-choo.
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Good morning. Morning. How's everyone doing? Fortune, your voice sounds
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a lot better.
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I'm trying to sound sexy for you guys.
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Yes, but it's not working. But how is your voice?
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Better.
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Yeah, you sound good.
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It's getting back.
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It sounds smooth, buttery.
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Thank you, guys.
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I appreciate that. A lot of talking to do today.
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Yeah, I've got a full day of talking. It's weird
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to lose your voice when your entire job is talking.
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I know. Do you get tired of talking?
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Oh, God, yes. Do you?
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Really?
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Yes. You guys don't? Oh, yes. But I also do
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a two-hour radio show four days a week.
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Right, right.
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And I've done that for five years. So that feels
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like a lot of talking just with that alone.
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Yeah.
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Do you guys hate when you're promoting something and you
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end up telling the same stories over and over and
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the sound of your voice gets so like nails on
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a chalkboard to yourself?
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Yeah. I remember somebody criticized me because they had heard
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me in one interview and then heard me in another one.
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They were like, Oh, you just have cut and paste answers.
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And it's like I'm asked the same question and that
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is the answer. Yeah. Like what do I do? Do
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I make up a new answer?
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Yeah.
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But, yeah, it's definitely hard to repeat the same thing
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over and over. And then other times it's very easy
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because I forget that I've already told the story.
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Do I sound sexy?
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Wait, because your voice is deeper this morning?
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Yeah.
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Why is it deeper? Well, again, because I.
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Because you just woke up 10 minutes ago?
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Less than 10.
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Now, do you ever consider setting your alarm 10 minutes
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earlier so you're not just waking up?
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I hit snooze. And then, you know what actually happened
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is I woke up, yeah, like in time. And then
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I got a stressful text message. And then I cried,
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and then now I sound really sexy because my voice
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is deep from crying, sleeping, and testosterone.
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Aw.
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Yeah.
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Why is someone making you cry at 9.30 in the morning?
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I know.
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That's too early to cry.
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Yeah, I know.
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What is the proper time to make somebody cry?
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3 p.m.? At least not till I've had my coffee.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah.
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What do you put in your coffee? Do you do
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sugar and cream or just cream or black?
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It's just espresso. I have three drinks today. This is
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my tea.
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Whoa.
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This is my coffee.
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Triple fisting.
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And this is my water.
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Wow.
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My coffee is just espresso with a little bit of
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oat milk, and that's it. Because I know oat milk
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has sugar in it, but I don't do sugar. I
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don't add any sugar, no cream. My tea today is
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the throat coat. Sure. With a little lemon and a
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little bit of honey.
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Okay.
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And my water is full of ice.
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Yeah, do you crunch ice with your teeth or no?
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I love ice, but I'm not necessarily crunching it the
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whole time.
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Oh, I used to be an ice cruncher.
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I like my drinks cold, baby.
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I like my drinks like I like my women. Cold
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and scary.
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Cold and making me cry at 9.30 in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Wait, what did you say, Fortune?
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Cold and making me cry at 9.30 in the morning.
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Was it a romantic call that you got or text?
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Of course. Of course.
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I was just making this little cowboy cry.
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I got a big bleeding heart.
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I'm not making Mae cry. I'll tell you that right now.
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You will. You will.
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Should we all just cry right now?
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Okay.
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I'm not feeling even remotely sad. Okay.
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Okay.
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I was just trying to be empathetic.
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Do you think you could get there?
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I could make myself cry. I don't want to right now,
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but I could. Yeah.
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So you're that good of an actor where you can
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go to it and you can cry?
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I think I could get there, yes. But I'm not
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saying I'm that good of an actor, but I could
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get there.
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I feel like that's what you were saying.
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No. I did have to do that on my FUBAR
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last season. Uh-huh. And it is weird when all these
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people are staring at you. You're just kind of squeezing
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your eyes. Yeah.
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So I finally had them give me the stick.
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Yeah. And it doesn't matter how many times everyone's like,
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you know what? It's not about the crying. Sometimes it's
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more moving just to watch someone try not to cry.
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That's what they always say to me to take the
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pressure off. But you know they're thinking you better get
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some fucking tears out.
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And do you have trouble crying, Mae, when you're on set?
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No.
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No. Well, I do.
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I did actually this time. And it was like, I
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think it was because it was too dramatic, the scene.
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I don't want to give spoilers, but I'm like tied
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to a chair and it's like, I'm going to maybe die.
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And then I'm really supposed to like... That feels like
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a spoiler. Yeah, that feels like a massive spoiler.
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No need to watch the show now.
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No spoilers.
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And I'm like.
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I mean, I'm in a really scary situation that I've
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never been in in my life. Like if I'm doing
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a breakup scene or something, I can cry because I've
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been through that so many times. But this was like
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so out of my experience and I'm like submerged in
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water kind of. And then so that I could hear
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the director, it was like really quiet and everyone's trying
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to be really respectful so I can really get there.
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And then he goes, he's well. She goes, think about everyone. Sorry.
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Think about everyone who's ever abandoned you.
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Oh my God.
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He goes, May, just think about everyone in your life who's,
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who's ever abandoned you.
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And I started laughing. Some acting coaches would not like that. Really?
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They'd be like.
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An acting coach?
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It depends on the acting coach. Some are, you know,
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want you to use real life and some think that
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if you use your real traumas, it cheapens your own
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trauma and life experiences. If you're, if you're trying to
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access those for a fake thing.
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God, I would love to cheapen my trauma.
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Yeah, just take the edge off.
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Yeah, like why not cheapen the trauma?
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Yeah, that's so true.
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Why keep it built up?
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Why preserve it for something good?
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Let's cheapen that. Let's take it down a notch.
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Check away at it.
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I really, I'm not sure I can follow that.
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Pay for all those years of therapy.
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Yeah.
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It just depends on the person. Did you end up
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thinking about all the people that abandoned you?
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Well, I started laughing and then that annoyed everyone. And
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then I tried to think about that and that didn't work.
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And then I sort of got choked up. But I
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do sometimes forget that acting is acting. I should be thinking,
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oh my God, I'm tied to a chair and I'm
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going to die.
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You know what I mean?
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And not being like, oh, who's abandoned me?
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May I talk about all the people who have abandoned you?
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Who have abandoned you. And I wanted to be like,
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why do you think I've been abandoned? And then.
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Nobody's left.
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Yeah.
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Not a single person has left.
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I'm totally fine.
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And then Tony Collette had to, in the scene, she
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like slaps me. And this is, again, a big spoiler.
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Another spoiler.
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Another spoiler.
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I know. But I was like, can you just slap me, please?
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And she was like, no, I'm an actor. I was like,
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but I'm not good at acting. And I don't know
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how to act being slapped. she was like i'm not
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gonna slap you i was like.
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Please and she wouldn't no because she's a professional yeah
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but i.
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Don't know maybe some people would have but i was
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glad it looks good on camera.
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I wouldn't have slapped you fortune would you um i
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i would have been hesitant For sure. Fortune slaps us
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no matter what's going on. Fortune walks in the room,
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just slaps all of us silly. Even Thomas knocks the
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glasses off his face. Mustache goes flying.
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I would slap Fortune if she asked me, but I
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don't know if I could slap you, Tate.
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Why?
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Because. You might break your jaw. Well. I would just be.
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Elsa Janney picked you up and broke your rib.
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Yeah.
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I would just.
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Scared also you'd give me like a very deadpan look
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afterwards and I'd be like, I'd be scared. I feel
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like fortune, if.
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You were like.
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A deadpan look scares you?
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Oh, yeah.
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And delights me.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Oh, that was good, fortune. Was that your deadpan look?
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It was more like this.
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What was the other one where you leaned forward? Was
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that an attempt at deadpan or.
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What was it? That was duck lips. That was duck lips.
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When I put on my lip taint. We might need
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to have our own chapstick that says lip taint.
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Oh, my God.
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I was telling Fortune before you got on, Mae, that
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I do think that we should, when we do live
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in-person shows, In studio, how many more descriptive words can
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I use? Episodes that we should do makeup.
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Tutorials?
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Tutorials, yeah.
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Okay.
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And I'd be happy to be the one receiving the makeup,
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you know.
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Oh, wow, okay.
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Oh, pretty little lady. Yeah. Did my makeup routine inspire you?
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Yeah, when you had that little sponge thing rolling on
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your face.
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Beauty blender.
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Beauty blender.
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Mm-hmm. And are you open to some taint, Tig?
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I am, of course, open to some taint.
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Fortune, you're applying lotion there. I am.
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And I just find I'm endlessly amused that you both
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are such little makeup faces.
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Princesses, yeah.
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I'm a princess, Tig. Well, my grandmother always was very
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big on lotioning my hands.
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Oh, she would do it to you?
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Yeah.
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Is that why you started doing that to your friends
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that you had the hots for?
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You know what, Tig? I've never put that together, but maybe.
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Because your grandma had the hots for you?
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Because you're my best friend! My grandmother would sneak attack
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me with lotion, though. She would have it in her hand.
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And not tell me it was in her hand. And
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she grabbed my hand and then like apply it to me.
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Oh, my God.
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Isn't that weird?
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I want to do like a meet and greet with
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fans after a show. And I'll have a bunch of
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lotion in my hands every time I shake their hands.
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That would be so disgusting not knowing that that's coming.
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And from a person you don't know.
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You know what I loved doing when I was a kid?
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I'd soak my hands just in the water fountain. And
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then I'd go up to a friend of mine, I'd
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grab their arm and be like, can you help me
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get my lunch money out of the toilet? That's amazing.
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Gross.
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That's so good.
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Another classic Tig move.
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Classic, classic Tig. I mean, that's so fun.
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That's really funny.
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You should bring that back. I've done it a few times.
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To your Hollywood friends.
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Do it to Hollywood friends.
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Yeah, like how would Jennifer Aniston react?
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Jen. Oh, honey. Tick, tick. I can't do a jittery. Honey, honey, no.
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Do you ever, do you prank Max and Finn? It
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feels like it would be almost not pleasant because they're
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so pure.
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Well, they prank.
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Oh, they do?
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Yeah, they have whoopee cushions and they have those like
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buzzer handshakers.
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Yeah.
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But right now, I think I already told you, they're
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very into magic.
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There's nothing funnier than a kid with one of those
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hand buzzers where you can see it on their hand.
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And also it's a child being like, can I shake
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your hand? And you're like, something's up here.
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Or when they're both trying to get you to sit
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on one particular cushion of the couch.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And you can see the whoopee cushion.
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I like it when a small town has like one
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guy that everyone knows does magic.
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Is that a thing?
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I'm not familiar with it.
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It wasn't my town.
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Who's the magician in this town?
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You know Joe, he always does magic tricks and tells jokes.
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And I would love to be in a small town
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and be known as the guy that tells jokes and
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does magic tricks. Well, what a life.
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Not too late.
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It feels like that's also the guy who they kind
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of uncover darker things about later.
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Oh, no, don't ruin it for me. Oh, sorry, sorry.
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For sure.
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There's stuff going on.
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Harmless Joe? Harmless Joe who does magic?
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He used to tell this one joke because he would, like,
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do the hosting for, like, the things in town, and
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he would say, like, I took my wife to go
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get some ice cream. We went to Baskin Robbins. 31 flavors.
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You can get any flavor you want. She picked vanilla.
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Wait, that was his big joke that you remember?
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She picked vanilla.
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And is the joke that his wife is.
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I think he set it up better, but... Oh, my God.
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As a professional comedian, you couldn't spruce that up?
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I think he drove hours for it to take her.
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I left that part out. Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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She chose vanilla.
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She chose vanilla.
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I think it was like I was expecting it to
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be the type of joke that is like a dad
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joke with a really clear punchline. But actually, it's more
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of an anecdotal like he drove her hours. There's all
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these options. I could actually listen to that as a
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20-minute story.
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Is there more? Yeah.
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I'm sure there was.
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How long they've been married.
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I don't remember a single other joke you told, but
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that one always stood out to me.
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How about when you're on a flight? And there's flight
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attendants that are funny.
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When they do their security and stuff?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, love it.
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I don't mind. I did have a flight attendant once.
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This was back in my, I think, Chelsea Lately days.
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I was sitting at the window, and my row was full.
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And she said, can I see you in the back, please?
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And I thought I was in trouble. And I was like, oh, okay.
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So I have to climb out past these two guys,
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go to the back, And she wanted to show me
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YouTube videos that she'd made.
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No.
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And wanted to get my opinion on if they were funny.
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Can I see you in the back, please?
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And you're not even sitting on an aisle.
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I'm not even on an aisle. I have to make
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people get up so I can go back there. And
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she wanted me to tell her if they were funny.
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And they were terrible. And I was like, I don't
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know what to say.
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What did you say?
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Because, I mean, I'm very polite. I think I was like, listen,
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you're doing it. That's what you got to do is
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you got to do it.
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Listen, I see that you captured something.
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You got a camera. You did it. You filmed it.
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You put it up. You did it.
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Oh, my God.
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That is so rough.
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I don't even think she gave me any free chips
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or anything.
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Oh, my God. I was on a flight. and they
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um i don't know they didn't even tell me that
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they knew who i was they were just like throwing
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treats at me And.
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You were like, I'm like a seal.
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Yeah, we're transporting this seal from L.A. to New York.
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And I also felt bad because half of them weren't vegan,
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you know, and I didn't want to like be like, oh,
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I'm a vegan person.
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You should have thrown them right back and been like,
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you're obviously not that big a fan.
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Yeah, that's right. Try Googling me.
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I've been on a flight with Tidge. And there was
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no vegan option.
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Really?
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Sad time.
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Wow.
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Wait, what happened? You were on a flight with me
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and there was no vegan option?
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You don't remember this?
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No.
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I remember that. It was years ago. We weren't flying together.
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I think we just happened to be on the same flight.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I would lose my mind if I showed up and
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I sat down in my seat and one of you
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was sitting a few rows away. I would lose my mind.
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If it was just we didn't know we were on
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the same flight.
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Yeah, I love that kind of thing. I'd be taking
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pictures the whole time at the back of your head.
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Keep it handsome.
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I'd tell the flight attendant that it was your birthday
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and you wanted to meet the pilot.
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Oh, my God.
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But that we were too shy to ask.
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I had him in that cockpit and I was like,
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should I?
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Fortune Marie.
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Is this okay? Not that.
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May.
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May. Wait, you were allowed to go into the cockpit?
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Yeah, the pilot was like a fan and said, come
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back here. And I was like, why is everybody making
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me go to places on the plane?
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Is this all you dreamed of?
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Can I just sit down? And then, yeah, so we
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had me sit in the seat and we took a picture,
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but I'm like.
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While you were flying?
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No, we were on the ground. Oh, okay. Okay.
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I was really stressed.
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No, God, no. I don't think, I think no one
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is allowed up there. They lock the door now.
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I would hope so. Yeah. Isn't it crazy how loosey
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goosey it used to be at the airport?
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Yes.
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Like people.
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I remember just wanting to go pick people up.
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Yeah.
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That was so fun.
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At their gate.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And kids would go, like, sit on
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the pilot's lap and stuff. Yeah, it was very.
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And they kept those... And the doors were always open. Yeah.
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You could wave to the pilots.
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And now I always find it hilarious that when the
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pilot has to come out to go to the bathroom,
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the flight attendant rolls the cart to block the walkway
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to get to.
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Yeah.
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And it's like... But also, like, if you're really wanting
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to do some damage, you know, the... Flight attendant standing
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there with a food cart probably isn't going to hold
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anyone back.
516
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You'd be like, God damn it. Foiled again.
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At least enough time to yell, help.
518
00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:51.940
Yeah, that's true. The other thing that concerns me flying
519
00:22:52.539 --> 00:22:57.180
is when the flight attendants say, we're mainly here for
520
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your safety, but if there's anything, we can get you.
521
00:23:01.640 --> 00:23:03.640
And then half the time, if you look down, a
522
00:23:04.440 --> 00:23:09.720
flight attendant will have a skirt on and heels and
523
00:23:09.880 --> 00:23:12.960
i'm looking at that thinking if there is an emergency
524
00:23:13.809 --> 00:23:17.349
what are you going to do in a skirt and heels.
525
00:23:16.990 --> 00:23:19.650
You better pop off those kitten heels and start running
526
00:23:19.849 --> 00:23:20.670
but true.
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And but if there's like fire or like broken pieces
528
00:23:25.849 --> 00:23:29.029
of something if she kicks off her kitten heels we're
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00:23:29.049 --> 00:23:30.230
still in trouble.
530
00:23:30.150 --> 00:23:33.180
Yeah true you know I didn't really think about that
531
00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:36.319
stuff till all this stuff lately. And now I'm like, oh,
532
00:23:36.539 --> 00:23:39.559
keep your seatbelt on. Yeah. Like I'm thinking about all
533
00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:42.430
the safety stuff now. But for years I flew and
534
00:23:42.470 --> 00:23:44.130
was like, didn't think twice about it.
535
00:23:44.970 --> 00:23:45.269
Yeah.
536
00:23:45.750 --> 00:23:48.150
Wait, so you didn't wear your seatbelt before and now
537
00:23:48.190 --> 00:23:48.529
you do?
538
00:23:48.710 --> 00:23:51.990
No, I would wear it. But there would be times mid-flight,
539
00:23:52.049 --> 00:23:53.460
you know, where I wouldn't think about it.
540
00:23:54.170 --> 00:23:54.789
Yeah.
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00:23:54.849 --> 00:23:57.309
Now I'm like, this baby's staying on the whole time.
542
00:23:57.329 --> 00:24:02.579
It always makes me laugh when you see on– especially like, uh,
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00:24:04.500 --> 00:24:07.559
like sort of smaller European flights when there's like a
544
00:24:07.599 --> 00:24:11.119
drunk belligerent passenger, like a British tourist going to Greece
545
00:24:11.140 --> 00:24:13.769
or something. And there's always a video where they've restrained
546
00:24:13.849 --> 00:24:17.509
the passenger, but by like duct taping them to a
547
00:24:17.549 --> 00:24:19.250
chair or something like they, like they.
548
00:24:19.109 --> 00:24:21.930
Restrained them in like duct taping people to a chair.
549
00:24:21.950 --> 00:24:25.230
I'm not gonna lie. That's pretty funny. Yeah.
550
00:24:26.130 --> 00:24:28.089
Is there, is there a lawnmower?
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00:24:28.690 --> 00:24:34.170
Yes. My, uh, gardener is uh stephanie's not mowing the
552
00:24:34.210 --> 00:24:38.029
lawn that's what i mean is stephanie is mowing the lawn.
553
00:24:39.390 --> 00:24:44.829
I would love if stephanie mardell's lawn and she came
554
00:24:44.849 --> 00:24:47.849
in all sweaty like what are you doing.
555
00:24:47.410 --> 00:24:50.309
Yeah with like a trucker hat on and she's it's
556
00:24:50.349 --> 00:24:52.950
like one of those lawnmowers that you ride oh.
557
00:24:52.869 --> 00:24:55.730
My gosh i just finished my morning gardening and lawn
558
00:24:55.759 --> 00:25:01.680
mowing I don't know. We have some pretty butch listeners
559
00:25:01.980 --> 00:25:02.859
that do do that.
560
00:25:03.299 --> 00:25:04.359
That mow their own lawn.
561
00:25:04.819 --> 00:25:05.819
Oh yeah. A lot of them.
562
00:25:06.039 --> 00:25:09.099
For sure. The height of butchness.
563
00:25:09.160 --> 00:25:11.460
I think it's an LA thing that a lot of
564
00:25:11.500 --> 00:25:12.960
people don't mow their own lawn.
565
00:25:13.569 --> 00:25:16.990
Oh my gosh. We had this neighbor move in that
566
00:25:17.490 --> 00:25:22.029
it was so funny because he was clearly either not
567
00:25:22.190 --> 00:25:26.609
from the area or Or I don't know what was
568
00:25:26.650 --> 00:25:29.069
going on, but I had not seen anyone mow their
569
00:25:29.309 --> 00:25:32.569
own lawn before. And he was so out of control
570
00:25:32.609 --> 00:25:38.829
with his lawnmower because our yards are flat, but then
571
00:25:39.269 --> 00:25:42.920
they kind of ramp down to the sidewalk, you know?
572
00:25:43.039 --> 00:25:44.420
So we're a little bit up.
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00:25:45.059 --> 00:25:45.480
And he.
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00:25:46.509 --> 00:25:48.690
had his brand new lawn mower and he would mow
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00:25:48.769 --> 00:25:50.369
it and then he'd go down the hill and he'd
576
00:25:50.410 --> 00:25:52.730
lose full control of it and try and pull it
577
00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:57.039
back up. And meanwhile, everyone else had their gardeners working
578
00:25:57.119 --> 00:26:00.980
on their yards. And this guy's like, and then soon
579
00:26:01.099 --> 00:26:03.519
after that, he never mowed his lawn again.
580
00:26:03.539 --> 00:26:04.960
Oh man.
581
00:26:05.180 --> 00:26:07.220
For those that don't know in LA, there's like a
582
00:26:07.339 --> 00:26:13.500
bazillion lawn services, like in every neighborhood. It's just part of,
583
00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:19.299
LA life. I've never seen it anywhere. I mean, yeah,
584
00:26:19.339 --> 00:26:21.519
back home we always had to mow our own lawns.
585
00:26:22.059 --> 00:26:22.549
For sure.
586
00:26:22.660 --> 00:26:26.269
But that was a kid's job. It wasn't just butchy people.
587
00:26:26.730 --> 00:26:29.490
My kids are trying to figure out good summer and
588
00:26:29.609 --> 00:26:31.569
winter jobs coming up.
589
00:26:31.950 --> 00:26:32.910
Oh, business ideas.
590
00:26:33.210 --> 00:26:35.369
Great. Lemonade stand.
591
00:26:35.410 --> 00:26:36.630
Well, they've done lemonade.
592
00:26:37.390 --> 00:26:41.039
In Toronto, in the winter, it's snow shoveling, like shoveling
593
00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:44.700
people's driveways. I have such vivid memories of getting up
594
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:46.980
for school in the morning and my poor dad like
595
00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:49.859
still in his pajamas out like scraping snow off the
596
00:26:49.900 --> 00:26:53.180
car and like yeah scraping the window with that little
597
00:26:53.319 --> 00:26:54.480
guy that gets the ice.
598
00:26:54.480 --> 00:27:02.650
Off well i was suggesting that they go ask neighbors
599
00:27:02.750 --> 00:27:06.509
if they can water their flowers or you know things
600
00:27:06.549 --> 00:27:08.789
like that i don't i don't know but they uh
601
00:27:09.519 --> 00:27:13.279
They want to do something for between $ 1 and $ 3,
602
00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:13.660
they said.
603
00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:14.680
That's a good goal.
604
00:27:14.700 --> 00:27:15.799
Per day?
605
00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:16.819
I don't know.
606
00:27:17.059 --> 00:27:18.299
Per activity, I believe.
607
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:22.980
I don't know. But they were just talking about it
608
00:27:23.019 --> 00:27:23.599
last night.
609
00:27:23.619 --> 00:27:27.779
I wonder if I can think of something I need done.
610
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:29.940
They go up to your neighbors and they're like, hey, guys,
611
00:27:30.579 --> 00:27:36.329
can you Venmo us $ 5? They're like, why? Just because.
612
00:27:36.869 --> 00:27:40.900
If I've told you about the... Junk sale that they've done?
613
00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:41.980
I don't think so.
614
00:27:41.980 --> 00:27:43.680
No, just stuff they find in the house or what?
615
00:27:44.109 --> 00:27:47.549
Not just stuff they find in the house, but they'll
616
00:27:47.609 --> 00:27:53.309
even find an In-N-Out Burger straw wrapper and put that
617
00:27:53.390 --> 00:27:56.309
up for sale. Wow. And their neighbors are so... Oh,
618
00:27:57.190 --> 00:27:59.569
and then cherry pits, like cherry seeds.
619
00:27:59.910 --> 00:28:00.890
Oh, my God.
620
00:28:00.910 --> 00:28:03.410
They'll just have ones that they spit out that they
621
00:28:03.430 --> 00:28:08.079
put in a baggie, and then they... They'll just put
622
00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:11.940
prices on all of this stuff, like a twig they find.
623
00:28:12.369 --> 00:28:16.990
And our neighbors are so nice. They'll come over and
624
00:28:17.029 --> 00:28:20.849
they will buy stuff. They'll be like, wow, so $ 10
625
00:28:20.349 --> 00:28:24.230
for your cherry seeds. And Finn's like, yeah, that's right.
626
00:28:24.250 --> 00:28:25.609
Oh, my God.
627
00:28:25.730 --> 00:28:30.500
Your neighbor should haggle. Well, and that's the thing is
628
00:28:30.579 --> 00:28:34.720
we told Max and Finn about haggling. Or somebody mentioned haggling,
629
00:28:34.740 --> 00:28:36.289
and then they came in and they were like, Well,
630
00:28:36.309 --> 00:28:42.819
that's haggling. So anyway, they've made some pretty good cash
631
00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:46.220
off of our neighbors. Oh, one neighbor went to get
632
00:28:46.319 --> 00:28:50.079
money out of his pocket. And I honestly, it was
633
00:28:50.160 --> 00:28:54.569
like Lent or something fell out of his pocket. And
634
00:28:54.609 --> 00:28:57.170
then they were like, oh, we could sell this too.
635
00:28:57.210 --> 00:28:57.650
No way.
636
00:28:57.670 --> 00:29:00.930
So they have like a sense of humor about.
637
00:29:00.750 --> 00:29:02.970
It, but they really are, you know.
638
00:29:04.650 --> 00:29:09.630
Jacking those prices up and just selling junk well some
639
00:29:09.789 --> 00:29:12.150
and some things they'll draw a picture they'll put that
640
00:29:12.210 --> 00:29:14.089
up for sale and whatever now.
641
00:29:13.970 --> 00:29:17.670
That's pretty that one i would purchase.
642
00:29:17.710 --> 00:29:20.910
We had a competition the other day where all four
643
00:29:20.950 --> 00:29:24.390
of us had to draw something and then max and
644
00:29:24.430 --> 00:29:28.089
finn put each picture down that all four of us
645
00:29:28.150 --> 00:29:32.519
drew and then they put a cat uh treat on
646
00:29:32.579 --> 00:29:36.480
top of each drawing And then um brought the cats
647
00:29:36.619 --> 00:29:41.420
over to see who whose picture would win the competition.
648
00:29:40.819 --> 00:29:42.420
That's so good and.
649
00:29:42.380 --> 00:29:45.579
It's just based on what cat ate the treat off
650
00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:48.250
of the and no cat ate the treat just kind
651
00:29:48.289 --> 00:29:52.029
of slowly stepped around the drawings and and.
652
00:29:51.990 --> 00:29:56.569
Left really they were repulsed by the drawings yeah.
653
00:29:55.950 --> 00:30:05.769
They were not good drawings Should we see who our
654
00:30:05.809 --> 00:30:06.890
question asker is?
655
00:30:06.910 --> 00:30:11.950
Absolutely. Today's question asker is a comedian, actor, and singer
656
00:30:12.009 --> 00:30:15.240
who became known across the world as a member of
657
00:30:15.299 --> 00:30:19.759
the improv TV show, Whose Line Is It Anyway? He's
658
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:21.859
hosted Let's Make a Deal for the last 15 years.
659
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:27.519
He's performed in musicals. like Kinky Boots, The Wiz, and Hamilton,
660
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:34.470
and is the winner of five Emmy Awards. In addition
661
00:30:34.650 --> 00:30:36.289
to two Grammy nominations.
662
00:30:36.549 --> 00:30:39.960
He's also a host of the new podcast, What If,
663
00:30:40.099 --> 00:30:40.940
with Wayne Brady.
664
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:44.480
Wayne Brady is asking today's question.
665
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:45.740
Hey, y'all.
666
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:46.160
What's up?
667
00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:51.519
Tig, Mae, Fortune. Question for you. In the day and
668
00:30:51.740 --> 00:30:56.279
age in which we find ourselves, with the government that
669
00:30:56.299 --> 00:30:59.339
we find ourselves with and the world being what it is,
670
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:03.500
how do you use your art and your sense of
671
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:06.910
humor to help yourself and to help others?
672
00:31:06.930 --> 00:31:09.150
That's a nice question.
673
00:31:09.170 --> 00:31:12.710
That is a nice question. What do you got for us, May?
674
00:31:12.730 --> 00:31:12.809
Okay.
675
00:31:13.579 --> 00:31:15.799
I don't know what he's referring to with the state
676
00:31:15.819 --> 00:31:17.579
of the world. I think everything's great.
677
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:20.180
The state of the world is so fine right now.
678
00:31:20.200 --> 00:31:20.539
Yeah.
679
00:31:20.980 --> 00:31:21.420
Oh, man.
680
00:31:22.019 --> 00:31:24.980
I don't know. I mean, I struggle with– there's different
681
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:29.400
ways to approach it, right? Like we on this podcast,
682
00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.299
I feel like we're kind of a refuge from all
683
00:31:32.339 --> 00:31:37.509
that of just like silliness. And then, I don't know,
684
00:31:38.589 --> 00:31:41.809
sometimes I– I mean, you just feel it. It shows,
685
00:31:41.849 --> 00:31:44.529
don't you? It's like a little microcosm of society. And
686
00:31:44.569 --> 00:31:48.950
it's like, it is so unifying and like people feel
687
00:31:49.009 --> 00:31:53.009
human and like we have shared interests. Sometimes I talk
688
00:31:53.049 --> 00:31:57.079
directly about things going on in the world. Sometimes I'm
689
00:31:57.099 --> 00:31:57.910
just dumb.
690
00:31:58.230 --> 00:32:00.619
Like how in depth do you feel like you go
691
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:02.740
into what's going on in the world?
692
00:32:03.200 --> 00:32:05.579
I used to do that a lot more. And then
693
00:32:05.619 --> 00:32:09.549
I felt like, oh, maybe it's more subversive to not
694
00:32:09.630 --> 00:32:12.819
talk about things like identity politics and things like that
695
00:32:12.859 --> 00:32:16.119
because it feels like a losing battle because then people
696
00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:19.240
go oh they never shut up about that you know
697
00:32:19.259 --> 00:32:22.240
what I mean but then recently with everything going on
698
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:24.039
and I've been talking about it more like when I
699
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:27.000
was promoting the album I was like I was going
700
00:32:27.059 --> 00:32:30.420
on the like like tv shows to promote it and
701
00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:33.970
the questions were often like why yeah why did you
702
00:32:33.990 --> 00:32:36.569
write this album or why now like the music album
703
00:32:37.099 --> 00:32:39.019
And the big part of the answer is like I
704
00:32:39.059 --> 00:32:40.660
had top surgery and I don't think I would have
705
00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:43.819
been confident enough to do the, I'm like, it felt
706
00:32:43.859 --> 00:32:46.759
directly connected. Like I wrote it right after that. And
707
00:32:48.099 --> 00:32:50.480
so I was like, fuck in this time in the world,
708
00:32:50.539 --> 00:32:54.079
even though it's so tense, that felt like important to
709
00:32:54.400 --> 00:32:57.559
talk about that. If there's is like a, you know,
710
00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:02.079
trans agenda that everybody's scared of, it's literally just people
711
00:33:02.099 --> 00:33:06.319
trying to be their most confident, happy, creative selves. So
712
00:33:06.859 --> 00:33:10.529
I did try not to shy away from that stuff,
713
00:33:10.549 --> 00:33:10.750
you know?
714
00:33:12.170 --> 00:33:15.250
And that's helpful to you and to people that are, I.
715
00:33:15.430 --> 00:33:18.069
Don't know if it's helpful to me. It's stressful. It's scary.
716
00:33:18.109 --> 00:33:22.359
Like it's, it's a hostile environment out there, but it
717
00:33:22.380 --> 00:33:23.079
felt important.
718
00:33:23.259 --> 00:33:23.539
Yeah.
719
00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:27.759
And when you say scary, what is the, um, ultimate
720
00:33:27.859 --> 00:33:32.839
fear of, or what have you experienced? Anytime.
721
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:36.869
I mean, people coming for you online, um, like pretty constantly.
722
00:33:36.970 --> 00:33:42.130
Anytime like, you know, other people's fan bases get mobilized
723
00:33:42.730 --> 00:33:47.130
against you. That's intense. And then also, yeah, just these
724
00:33:47.170 --> 00:33:50.720
days with like scary legislation and about.
725
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:52.279
What you can say and stuff.
726
00:33:52.299 --> 00:33:55.940
And then with the going through immigration from Canada and
727
00:33:56.539 --> 00:33:58.720
being like, if you, I don't know, is that going
728
00:33:58.740 --> 00:34:01.400
to be a problem? Like that if you Googled me
729
00:34:01.460 --> 00:34:05.400
and I was outspoken about something, like it's getting so Anyway.
730
00:34:05.579 --> 00:34:05.960
Right.
731
00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:08.940
Yeah. There's unpredictable times, too.
732
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:13.099
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I love it. I was like, well,
733
00:34:13.139 --> 00:34:15.619
we're a refuge from that stuff.
734
00:34:15.780 --> 00:34:17.909
Well, I mean, this is what you're dealing with as
735
00:34:17.969 --> 00:34:19.510
a human. Yeah.
736
00:34:19.829 --> 00:34:23.489
In general, like, I think comedy is just a really
737
00:34:23.590 --> 00:34:29.030
wonderful way to get people's defenses down and then kind
738
00:34:29.090 --> 00:34:33.860
of connect people. But, yeah, how do you specifically feel
739
00:34:33.889 --> 00:34:35.760
like you– Hmm.
740
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:44.800
I mean, I've certainly, I've been so helped and saved and, um,
741
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:53.800
inspired by so many musicians and comedians and, um, but it's,
742
00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:56.960
it's so, I, for some reason it's, it's been a,
743
00:34:56.980 --> 00:35:04.059
a harder thing for me to accept that. when people
744
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:08.690
say that I've done that for them. Um, because to
745
00:35:08.769 --> 00:35:12.630
me it's like, oh, I'm just talking and sharing what
746
00:35:12.670 --> 00:35:15.210
I went through or what I'm seeing and feeling. And
747
00:35:15.250 --> 00:35:19.000
I know that's what musicians and people do, but when
748
00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:22.619
it's me doing it, it's, it's been hard for me
749
00:35:22.739 --> 00:35:27.039
to really grasp that I've made any sort of impact
750
00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:31.389
on anybody. Because half the time I'm like, oh, that
751
00:35:31.429 --> 00:35:33.969
was just something silly or I was just trying to
752
00:35:34.570 --> 00:35:39.610
make light of, you know. And I think it was
753
00:35:39.690 --> 00:35:45.909
actually during the pandemic that I really realized, wow, yeah,
754
00:35:46.670 --> 00:35:51.920
I can see how what I'm doing, what other comedians,
755
00:35:52.380 --> 00:35:57.530
what people are doing that really do make a change
756
00:35:57.590 --> 00:36:03.480
in people's life. And yeah, but also, it's walking that
757
00:36:04.139 --> 00:36:07.800
really fine line of like, not taking myself too seriously.
758
00:36:07.820 --> 00:36:12.760
I don't think I'm like, anybody's savior. But it is.
759
00:36:14.219 --> 00:36:17.139
So I struggle with that, where people are like, Oh,
760
00:36:17.179 --> 00:36:19.469
my gosh, thank you. You saved my life, or Oh,
761
00:36:19.489 --> 00:36:22.690
my gosh, you changed the and I'm like, Oh, thank
762
00:36:23.070 --> 00:36:26.719
I'm so glad. And, and then I think about The
763
00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:30.960
people that have changed my life or saved me through
764
00:36:30.980 --> 00:36:33.059
their art, it's no joke.
765
00:36:33.460 --> 00:36:34.380
Yeah, that's true.
766
00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:37.090
And it's hard to put it on to, I've done
767
00:36:37.110 --> 00:36:38.340
that for somebody else.
768
00:36:38.989 --> 00:36:42.110
And it's crazy. It's kind of absurd and hard to
769
00:36:42.369 --> 00:36:45.650
process that we still live in a time where just
770
00:36:45.730 --> 00:36:50.090
visibility is still so limited that it is meaningful to
771
00:36:50.150 --> 00:36:54.889
have someone living a happy, confident life and being themselves
772
00:36:54.989 --> 00:36:57.170
and For sure. You know what I mean?
773
00:36:57.750 --> 00:36:58.289
Yeah.
774
00:36:58.309 --> 00:36:59.730
It shouldn't still be that way, but it is.
775
00:37:00.190 --> 00:37:00.429
Yeah.
776
00:37:00.449 --> 00:37:02.610
And I think when it's just like a part of
777
00:37:03.650 --> 00:37:06.070
day to day and this is my job and this
778
00:37:06.150 --> 00:37:10.119
is my life, but I, what I'm doing, I do
779
00:37:10.199 --> 00:37:14.559
for myself, whatever I'm sharing, whatever I'm joking about, any
780
00:37:14.619 --> 00:37:18.260
story I'm telling or whatever's going on, I'm not doing
781
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:22.619
anything for the audience. I'm doing it solely because I,
782
00:37:23.699 --> 00:37:25.599
I want to share this or I want to talk
783
00:37:25.659 --> 00:37:28.989
about it. I'm going through this. I think this is funny.
784
00:37:29.730 --> 00:37:34.050
But I think that's most important for it to really
785
00:37:34.110 --> 00:37:38.289
translate and land for somebody. And that's when it's nice
786
00:37:38.449 --> 00:37:43.019
is when it does resonate with others. But I still
787
00:37:43.059 --> 00:37:50.099
grapple with accepting that I've made a big impact on
788
00:37:50.500 --> 00:37:51.380
people sometimes.
789
00:37:52.150 --> 00:37:57.559
Well, your ultimate sharing of a real life event was
790
00:37:57.659 --> 00:38:02.360
the I Have Cancer, you know, set from Largo. That
791
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:05.179
was a big one. Yes, for sure.
792
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:09.219
And I, you know, that was certainly not for the audience.
793
00:38:09.969 --> 00:38:13.369
That was really me in the moment struggling. And as
794
00:38:13.449 --> 00:38:16.030
time has gone on, I thought, I think I really
795
00:38:16.090 --> 00:38:19.329
was reaching out for help too. When I, you know,
796
00:38:19.349 --> 00:38:22.559
I'd lost my mother and my girlfriend and, I was
797
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:25.539
really sick and I wanted to talk about it. And
798
00:38:25.579 --> 00:38:28.500
I think I was really relying on that audience.
799
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:29.480
Yeah.
800
00:38:29.820 --> 00:38:32.239
For a lot. And they really did pull me through.
801
00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:33.119
Steps up.
802
00:38:33.179 --> 00:38:33.440
Yeah.
803
00:38:33.860 --> 00:38:37.280
Yeah. They really did. And it's so amazing when I
804
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:40.590
run into some of the people that happen to be
805
00:38:40.610 --> 00:38:44.050
in that audience. And oddly enough, the director of the
806
00:38:44.170 --> 00:38:47.530
Andrea Gibson documentary, Come See Me in the Good Light.
807
00:38:48.070 --> 00:38:50.849
He was in that audience before I knew him. Yeah.
808
00:38:50.889 --> 00:38:51.110
Yeah.
809
00:38:51.590 --> 00:38:51.769
Yeah.
810
00:38:52.139 --> 00:38:52.460
Wild.
811
00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:53.780
What about you, Fortune?
812
00:38:54.619 --> 00:38:58.039
Yeah, I mean, kind of like what Tig said, it's
813
00:38:59.539 --> 00:39:02.260
just providing levity is kind of what I see as
814
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:06.590
my job. I don't really get a lot into politics,
815
00:39:06.650 --> 00:39:10.250
and some people are critical of that, but I've not
816
00:39:10.289 --> 00:39:13.230
shied away from things I believe in or speaking out
817
00:39:13.269 --> 00:39:17.090
when I think something's wrong. A lot of people know
818
00:39:17.130 --> 00:39:21.869
where I stand. I've not hidden that. When I've spoken
819
00:39:21.929 --> 00:39:25.320
out for our community and just human rights in general.
820
00:39:25.900 --> 00:39:28.909
But there are things that I'm not qualified to talk about,
821
00:39:29.030 --> 00:39:31.320
and I don't believe... you know, a lot of people
822
00:39:31.340 --> 00:39:34.320
just think because you're a celebrity, you should weigh in
823
00:39:34.420 --> 00:39:37.960
on everything. And I don't believe in that. I don't
824
00:39:38.139 --> 00:39:41.460
believe in speaking on things I'm ignorant about just because
825
00:39:41.500 --> 00:39:43.570
I have a platform. I think that does more harm
826
00:39:43.610 --> 00:39:47.460
than good. I would rather speak out on things that
827
00:39:47.900 --> 00:39:52.250
I'm qualified or at least have experience with because, yeah,
828
00:39:52.289 --> 00:39:54.389
I don't want to just like talk to talk because
829
00:39:54.429 --> 00:39:59.230
it's not helping. And especially if you don't have facts
830
00:39:59.289 --> 00:40:00.250
or information.
831
00:40:00.630 --> 00:40:04.489
There's also such there's so many nuanced elements.
832
00:40:04.929 --> 00:40:05.550
Exactly.
833
00:40:05.590 --> 00:40:11.739
So many different topics that it makes it really difficult.
834
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:13.800
Yeah, because then people are like, well, do you know
835
00:40:13.820 --> 00:40:15.599
about this, this, and this? Like, I didn't.
836
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:16.199
I didn't know.
837
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:18.000
You know what I mean? It's like I just spoke
838
00:40:18.099 --> 00:40:21.340
because there's this pressure to do so. I don't believe
839
00:40:21.380 --> 00:40:26.289
in that. But what I do is tell stories and
840
00:40:26.610 --> 00:40:30.190
try to make people happy. That's what I want to
841
00:40:30.230 --> 00:40:35.250
be is providing positivity. Like, you can go to other
842
00:40:35.349 --> 00:40:39.400
comics who are very well versed on these other big
843
00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:41.559
things in the world. And that's who you should listen
844
00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:42.480
to for that thing.
845
00:40:42.539 --> 00:40:45.090
You know, if that's what you're looking for is a
846
00:40:45.110 --> 00:40:49.550
comedian's point of view about these big issues, then that
847
00:40:49.610 --> 00:40:50.510
is where you should go.
848
00:40:50.690 --> 00:40:50.969
Yeah.
849
00:40:51.010 --> 00:40:53.090
You know, like I want to hear from this person
850
00:40:53.139 --> 00:40:54.579
about that thing for me.
851
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:57.280
You don't go to the person that's taking care of biscuits.
852
00:40:57.750 --> 00:41:02.090
That's right. Thank you, Tig. I'm taking care of biscuits.
853
00:41:02.130 --> 00:41:05.170
Yeah, everyone's doing their thing. Fortune's taking care of biscuits.
854
00:41:05.210 --> 00:41:07.730
That's right. So, you know, every tour I go to
855
00:41:07.789 --> 00:41:13.150
about 100 cities. And so I'm not shying away from
856
00:41:13.829 --> 00:41:17.190
any red state. I go into all these places that,
857
00:41:17.570 --> 00:41:19.409
and I get a lot of fans going, why would
858
00:41:19.429 --> 00:41:21.849
you go to such and such city? Why would you
859
00:41:21.869 --> 00:41:24.269
go there? Why would you go there? They need it.
860
00:41:24.429 --> 00:41:27.110
They need it. You know, they need representation. They need
861
00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:30.760
different voices coming in there. And obviously a lot of
862
00:41:30.780 --> 00:41:33.559
people coming to the show know me, so they're already
863
00:41:33.920 --> 00:41:37.440
thinking similarly to me. But there are a lot of
864
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:39.969
theaters that people just go because they like that theater
865
00:41:40.610 --> 00:41:42.650
or they wanted something fun to do that night. And
866
00:41:42.710 --> 00:41:46.449
so I'm telling a story of who I am. Here's
867
00:41:46.469 --> 00:41:50.389
who I am. This is my life. I'm married. And
868
00:41:50.949 --> 00:41:55.469
there is power in just sharing your story that makes
869
00:41:55.510 --> 00:41:58.619
someone who might have been, say they were afraid of
870
00:41:58.659 --> 00:42:02.119
gay people or didn't understand gay people where they can
871
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:06.039
go oh I relate to what that person's saying like
872
00:42:06.619 --> 00:42:10.219
our lives aren't that different and it opens up some
873
00:42:10.260 --> 00:42:14.590
people's minds not everyone and I think there is power
874
00:42:14.860 --> 00:42:18.690
in that just sharing your story I did a show
875
00:42:18.730 --> 00:42:22.250
in Nashville during the times where that they were coming
876
00:42:22.329 --> 00:42:24.750
for drag queens you know it was this huge thing
877
00:42:24.829 --> 00:42:27.059
and You know, I sat in the room. I was like,
878
00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:31.300
I can't change legislation. I can't come into your city
879
00:42:31.780 --> 00:42:34.610
and make any difference with what's happening in the government.
880
00:42:35.230 --> 00:42:38.949
What I can do is have a room of 3,000
881
00:42:38.949 --> 00:42:42.530
people in this city who you know is an ally.
882
00:42:42.550 --> 00:42:45.610
In this room, you can look left and right and
883
00:42:45.650 --> 00:42:48.789
see people who are going to have your back and
884
00:42:49.289 --> 00:42:53.179
go out into this city and look out for each other.
885
00:42:53.199 --> 00:43:00.300
There's something cool about gathering those spaces of people who
886
00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:04.139
aren't agreeing with what's happening in the legislation. They can
887
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:06.030
go out and try to make a difference. They can
888
00:43:06.489 --> 00:43:08.929
get empowered in that room with the energy and love
889
00:43:08.989 --> 00:43:12.670
and positivity, and they go out into their community and
890
00:43:12.710 --> 00:43:15.730
try to help make those changes. So, I'm just trying
891
00:43:15.750 --> 00:43:19.869
to provide a space that's positive and happy. And when
892
00:43:19.889 --> 00:43:23.110
you're in those rooms, when you're in these shows, there
893
00:43:23.230 --> 00:43:27.050
is this feeling of just like every theater I do,
894
00:43:27.110 --> 00:43:29.559
the people that work there say, I can't explain it.
895
00:43:29.610 --> 00:43:33.110
There's something in this room that is so happy and
896
00:43:33.179 --> 00:43:37.480
joyful and positive. And they go, I just feel so
897
00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:41.179
good tonight. And that's what I want to provide people.
898
00:43:41.219 --> 00:43:43.440
And that brings me a lot of joy.
899
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:47.340
That's a powerful type of resistance when, especially when the
900
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:52.550
government like uses fear tactics so consistently and is like, yeah,
901
00:43:52.590 --> 00:43:55.769
to push back with just joy and community.
902
00:43:55.789 --> 00:43:58.269
Well, that's like you hear so many times that just
903
00:43:58.309 --> 00:44:02.869
showing up is a political statement and that's, it's very true. It's,
904
00:44:02.929 --> 00:44:05.829
it's very true. The visibility and.
905
00:44:06.110 --> 00:44:08.380
I do sometimes feel like I could do more though. And, and,
906
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:12.460
And like, I should be more organized in my activism
907
00:44:12.500 --> 00:44:14.579
and things like that. So I feel like I'm constantly
908
00:44:14.619 --> 00:44:18.309
learning as well. And also as the world changes, and
909
00:44:18.750 --> 00:44:21.010
who knows how things are going to be like, I
910
00:44:21.050 --> 00:44:23.670
guess we'll all have to like, be constantly learning.
911
00:44:23.969 --> 00:44:28.329
I think there's also an unfortunate element to social media
912
00:44:28.389 --> 00:44:33.349
where people are saying, you know, like you were saying, Fortune,
913
00:44:33.409 --> 00:44:36.429
why aren't you speaking out or you have this platform?
914
00:44:36.489 --> 00:44:40.219
And it's like, social media isn't the only platform. There
915
00:44:40.340 --> 00:44:45.400
are in-person appearances that you make. There are, you know,
916
00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:50.340
charity events. There's all sorts of ways that you use
917
00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:54.239
your platform and social media isn't the only platform. And
918
00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:57.289
so much of what's going on on social media is
919
00:44:57.969 --> 00:45:05.050
the shallow back and forth arguing about these different views.
920
00:45:05.449 --> 00:45:09.889
And Meanwhile, if you're not on social media, and you're
921
00:45:10.070 --> 00:45:17.289
out making appearances, donating your time, money, it's almost like
922
00:45:17.389 --> 00:45:20.750
it's fine. And you're doing a great job, as long
923
00:45:20.789 --> 00:45:23.710
as you don't have social media. But if you have
924
00:45:23.829 --> 00:45:27.989
social media, and you're not directing all of your energy
925
00:45:28.739 --> 00:45:32.030
to that platform, then it's as though you're not doing
926
00:45:32.179 --> 00:45:35.570
anything if you're not on there arguing back and forth
927
00:45:35.610 --> 00:45:36.809
with people. Yeah.
928
00:45:37.070 --> 00:45:40.050
It's a tough, it's a very tough balance. Like, like
929
00:45:40.090 --> 00:45:42.630
I know, like Fortune, you were directing people to where
930
00:45:42.650 --> 00:45:44.199
they could donate, or I think we all were, where
931
00:45:44.239 --> 00:45:46.860
they could donate for certain things. But it is like,
932
00:45:47.860 --> 00:45:50.300
there are people I think who are using a ton
933
00:45:50.340 --> 00:45:54.449
of their energy every day, just reposting, resharing, just And
934
00:45:54.489 --> 00:45:57.070
if you directed that energy to some initiative in the
935
00:45:57.130 --> 00:46:00.869
real world, that sometimes would be. But it's tough, though,
936
00:46:00.889 --> 00:46:02.489
because we also do need.
937
00:46:02.510 --> 00:46:02.730
Yeah.
938
00:46:02.989 --> 00:46:04.469
People do get their information from.
939
00:46:05.070 --> 00:46:05.550
For sure.
940
00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:07.090
From social media sometimes.
941
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:10.059
Yeah. It's such a small sect of people, though, too.
942
00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:12.860
There's so many people not on it that people forget
943
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:16.519
this isn't the actual world. Right. For sure.
944
00:46:16.539 --> 00:46:19.659
That is what blows my mind is I remember somebody.
945
00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:24.670
This was years ago when I was on Facebook. I
946
00:46:24.710 --> 00:46:27.090
still have an account, but I always say I go
947
00:46:27.170 --> 00:46:29.139
on there like once or twice a year to see
948
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:34.719
who died. That's horrible. But anyway, I went on Facebook,
949
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:43.010
like I said, six months, 12 months later, and somebody
950
00:46:43.070 --> 00:46:47.570
had posted about somebody else who did something terrible. And
951
00:46:47.590 --> 00:46:50.760
they were like, If I see anybody is still friends
952
00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:53.780
with them on Facebook, I am writing you off in
953
00:46:53.820 --> 00:46:56.820
the real world. And I was like, I haven't even
954
00:46:56.929 --> 00:47:04.469
been on here. And it really highlighted that people are so,
955
00:47:05.710 --> 00:47:09.929
so neck deep in social media that they don't even
956
00:47:10.030 --> 00:47:15.579
realize that some people aren't. I haven't even been on here.
957
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:19.619
And of course, I wasn't really worried about this person
958
00:47:20.389 --> 00:47:23.869
blackballing me in life. But it just, it was so,
959
00:47:23.889 --> 00:47:27.769
I just thought it was so kind of silly.
960
00:47:28.110 --> 00:47:32.630
People have ended friendships over like stupid social media stuff.
961
00:47:32.750 --> 00:47:36.119
It's like, but it isn't. Like Mae was saying, it
962
00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:42.719
is nice to have one benefit of sharing your art
963
00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:47.969
is gaining a platform and being able to use that platform.
964
00:47:48.329 --> 00:47:50.550
Like when there was the hurricane to say, you know,
965
00:47:50.789 --> 00:47:53.929
donate here, do this. And the fires, this person needs help.
966
00:47:54.550 --> 00:47:58.860
That is a really cool byproduct to be able to
967
00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:03.219
like mobilize to help other people.
968
00:48:03.239 --> 00:48:07.380
And by the way, the people that were dealing with
969
00:48:07.420 --> 00:48:10.360
the hurricanes and the fires are are still dealing with
970
00:48:10.500 --> 00:48:13.800
it and still need help. All of that gets so
971
00:48:14.780 --> 00:48:20.250
immediately highlighted and, you know, talked about, and then everybody
972
00:48:20.309 --> 00:48:23.210
moves on. And so just remember.
973
00:48:23.750 --> 00:48:26.590
Well, I saved everything because I did Celebrity Jeopardy and
974
00:48:26.630 --> 00:48:30.010
I got to donate $ 30, 000.
975
00:48:29.250 --> 00:48:29.889
Oh, yeah.
976
00:48:30.130 --> 00:48:31.130
So I fixed it all.
977
00:48:31.429 --> 00:48:31.710
You fixed it.
978
00:48:31.710 --> 00:48:32.989
Well, thank you, Fortune.
979
00:48:33.309 --> 00:48:33.650
You're welcome.
980
00:48:33.670 --> 00:48:37.000
I always feel like the big thing is voting. Like,
981
00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:42.010
that's the... if everyone voted, we'd be fine. Like if all,
982
00:48:42.050 --> 00:48:45.860
you know, so it's around elections and stuff. That's when
983
00:48:46.199 --> 00:48:49.559
I'm like, we all got to seriously. Cause that might
984
00:48:49.619 --> 00:48:51.800
make a difference. If someone like, I like when Taylor
985
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:54.659
Swift was like, not that we're Taylor Swift, but when
986
00:48:54.989 --> 00:48:58.030
Taylor Swift was like vote, I imagine a lot of
987
00:48:58.110 --> 00:49:00.150
young people voted because she said that.
988
00:49:00.650 --> 00:49:03.809
For sure. So let's pull a Taylor Swift and say vote.
989
00:49:04.269 --> 00:49:05.210
Next time you can.
990
00:49:05.349 --> 00:49:08.179
You talk about, you know, that does require a lot
991
00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:10.559
of courage for someone like her. I mean, some people
992
00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:14.409
might not think that, like, oh, who cares? But, you know,
993
00:49:14.489 --> 00:49:18.710
it's very divisive these days to say who you're voting for. Yeah.
994
00:49:20.099 --> 00:49:24.760
this huge platform of people that vote and think different
995
00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:29.260
ways than that. So for her to speak out is brave,
996
00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:34.289
you know. I think about, I've talked about her before,
997
00:49:34.329 --> 00:49:38.210
but Natalie Maines with the chicks and what they went through,
998
00:49:38.230 --> 00:49:41.619
I didn't know them when that whole controversy happened, but,
999
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:44.260
you know, she was on stage and just said something
1000
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:49.539
that in these days would be considered not scandalous at all.
1001
00:49:50.460 --> 00:49:52.159
And then their entire career was, um.
1002
00:49:53.980 --> 00:49:56.739
What did she say again? She told the story about
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her wife went to Baskin Robbins and.
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They were doing a little show in London and just said, um,
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the war was about, was starting and, She's anti-war and
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just said, like, we're ashamed that Bush is from Texas
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because they're from Texas. And that was it. And the entire, like,
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they started getting death threats.
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That's insane.
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People bulldozing their CDs. Radios wouldn't play them anymore. Bulldozing
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00:50:25.260 --> 00:50:29.420
the CDs. The own country music people making fun of
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them at the award shows. I mean, like, tons of
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death threats. You had to get security everywhere. So anytime
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I'm being a real pussy, and I don't use that
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word very often, but if I'm being a real pus,
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I think about, I do think about her and I'm like, oh,
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00:50:45.409 --> 00:50:49.570
Nellie would be so ashamed. I gotta be stronger.
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00:50:50.070 --> 00:50:52.519
Yeah, we have to. Well, I mean, I don't want
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to see anyone bulldozing handsome merch though, but it would
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kind of amuse me to see someone bulldozing our ponties.
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00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:01.820
I guess I just figure, don't you use a bulldozer
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when something's really heavy?
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Yeah, I don't think you needed a bulldozer to run
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over a CD. I mean, the same effect could have
1025
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happened with a children's toy truck.
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Well, friends, should we hear what Wayne Brady has to say?
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Wayne Brady from the podcast What If. I used to
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00:51:22.849 --> 00:51:24.889
love that Whose Line Is It Anyway? Did you guys
1029
00:51:24.969 --> 00:51:25.730
ever watch that?
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00:51:25.989 --> 00:51:28.329
I thought they were gods when I was a kid.
1031
00:51:28.510 --> 00:51:30.289
They're so quick.
1032
00:51:30.789 --> 00:51:32.610
I used to love it. Yeah, I haven't watched it
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00:51:33.230 --> 00:51:34.230
in years and years.
1034
00:51:34.550 --> 00:51:37.010
I would love to see slow improv.
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Slow improv.
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00:51:39.550 --> 00:51:43.079
When Fortune just said they're so quick, I was thinking
1037
00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:46.820
how funny to see very delayed improv.
1038
00:51:47.269 --> 00:51:48.789
That would be good because you'd have time to think
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about what you were going to say.
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00:51:50.250 --> 00:51:53.369
Yeah. I mean, it's not easy. It's not easy how
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00:51:53.929 --> 00:51:56.199
they do what they make it look effortless.
1042
00:51:56.599 --> 00:51:59.280
Well, Wayne Brady, especially with his songs.
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00:51:59.380 --> 00:52:00.659
And his songs, yeah.
1044
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:01.860
Yeah, let's hear what he has to say.
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00:52:02.219 --> 00:52:07.230
Well, my answer would be just trying my absolute best
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00:52:07.849 --> 00:52:11.070
to put some light out there. We do improvisation. We
1047
00:52:11.090 --> 00:52:12.210
make folks laugh, right?
1048
00:52:12.230 --> 00:52:12.329
Right.
1049
00:52:12.780 --> 00:52:15.909
So my aim is to get on stage, whether it's
1050
00:52:15.949 --> 00:52:19.630
in front of a few thousand people, a couple people,
1051
00:52:20.690 --> 00:52:23.309
and just bring some light. Because if I can make
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00:52:23.750 --> 00:52:29.650
someone else laugh, then I make myself laugh. And for
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00:52:29.710 --> 00:52:32.349
that day, one day at a time, at least for
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00:52:32.389 --> 00:52:36.019
that day, I've got some hope. And that's what it's
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00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:37.840
all about, a little bit of hope.
1056
00:52:39.150 --> 00:52:43.929
Oh, that's awesome, Wayne. I love hearing Thomas at the
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00:52:44.010 --> 00:52:48.579
end there. That's a beautiful answer, though. I feel like
1058
00:52:49.179 --> 00:52:51.440
he was so articulate when we were.
1059
00:52:51.699 --> 00:52:53.360
All like, well.
1060
00:52:53.380 --> 00:52:55.719
Well, people are on Instagram too much.
1061
00:52:56.199 --> 00:52:59.559
It is hard, though, when your job is to make
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00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:03.420
people laugh and you're having a bad day or going
1063
00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:05.039
through things yourself. Oof.
1064
00:53:05.670 --> 00:53:06.070
Yeah.
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00:53:06.110 --> 00:53:09.389
There's been some real doozies lately where I've just been
1066
00:53:09.429 --> 00:53:14.059
in a real funk. Yeah. And having to like dig
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00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:17.920
myself out of this hole to go and go make
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00:53:18.059 --> 00:53:21.449
people laugh. Like I love my job more than anything.
1069
00:53:22.329 --> 00:53:24.590
But God, those have been some trying times.
1070
00:53:25.389 --> 00:53:29.570
I know. And it's tough because people really forget that
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00:53:30.349 --> 00:53:35.510
you have a personal life, a private life. You have
1072
00:53:36.250 --> 00:53:41.440
bad days, hard stuff going on, and you are supposed
1073
00:53:41.480 --> 00:53:44.900
to be the person that they saw on TV or
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on that stage no matter when they run into you.
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00:53:48.420 --> 00:53:51.800
You better not be tired. You better not be in
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00:53:51.820 --> 00:53:55.030
the middle of a very important conversation. You better not
1077
00:53:55.090 --> 00:53:58.909
be having anything going on at home. Nothing. Losing a
1078
00:53:58.989 --> 00:54:01.289
friend out of nowhere. Nothing.
1079
00:54:01.989 --> 00:54:02.309
You know?
1080
00:54:03.670 --> 00:54:07.590
Adrenaline of being on stage does focus the mind like
1081
00:54:07.610 --> 00:54:10.900
that's a and at least it's it's an exchange like
1082
00:54:10.980 --> 00:54:13.079
you yeah thing of being out in the world or
1083
00:54:13.099 --> 00:54:15.199
having to do like a radio show or something like
1084
00:54:15.219 --> 00:54:17.420
that is tricky but there's something about being on stage
1085
00:54:17.460 --> 00:54:18.860
that at least gets you out of your head for
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00:54:18.880 --> 00:54:19.500
a little bit.
1087
00:54:19.340 --> 00:54:22.030
Yeah for sure and then hearing those laughs it does
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00:54:22.170 --> 00:54:25.210
make you feel like it's like okay I needed that
1089
00:54:25.269 --> 00:54:28.030
you know yeah yeah it's so hard to get yourself
1090
00:54:28.090 --> 00:54:31.030
on the stage but then when you're there like Okay.
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00:54:31.230 --> 00:54:31.610
Okay.
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00:54:31.650 --> 00:54:33.449
We got this. We're in this together.
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00:54:33.469 --> 00:54:33.550
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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00:54:34.989 --> 00:54:38.679
It is crazy how that can snap you out of things.
1097
00:54:38.860 --> 00:54:39.050
Yeah.
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00:54:39.070 --> 00:54:40.219
It's so wild.
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00:54:40.840 --> 00:54:41.079
Yeah.
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00:54:41.480 --> 00:54:46.260
Whether you're tired or you're having personal stuff going on
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00:54:46.280 --> 00:54:49.179
and you get on the stage. The worst is when
1102
00:54:49.219 --> 00:54:50.960
you get on the stage, you don't have a great show.
1103
00:54:51.500 --> 00:54:55.800
It's like, oh, my God.
1104
00:54:57.159 --> 00:55:00.630
I was already down. I should have never said yes
1105
00:55:00.650 --> 00:55:05.630
to this. Well, that was a delightful episode. And thank
1106
00:55:05.650 --> 00:55:11.440
you to Wayne. And yeah, does anybody have? Fortune, you
1107
00:55:11.460 --> 00:55:12.300
got your tour?
1108
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Yeah. Coming up on May 1st, I got Greensboro, North Carolina, Roanoke, Virginia, Baltimore, Pittsburgh,
1109
00:55:20.510 --> 00:55:27.949
Grand Rapids, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Kansas City, Mulvane, Kansas, Vegas, Knoxville, Tennessee,
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00:55:28.050 --> 00:55:35.389
and Lexington, Kentucky. Lots more cities, too. So fortunefemester.com for tickets. Beautiful.
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00:55:36.050 --> 00:55:41.219
I got April 25th at Largo in LA. And then
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just check out my social media after everything we said today.
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Check out my social media.
1114
00:55:48.400 --> 00:55:50.880
Mae lives on there. Yeah.
1115
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:53.690
For other shows that pop up. And you can watch
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Feel Good on Netflix if you haven't.
1117
00:55:56.789 --> 00:55:58.869
If you want to feel good, baby. Yeah, yeah.
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Well, for me, June 14th, I'll be in Eureka Springs, Arkansas,
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and then I will be in P-Town, August 23rd. And
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if you haven't watched my new stand-up special that's newish,
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00:56:14.409 --> 00:56:17.769
about a year old, hello again on Prime Video. And
1122
00:56:17.829 --> 00:56:21.630
then I'm also working out new material in Los Angeles
1123
00:56:21.769 --> 00:56:27.409
at Largo and Dynasty Typewriter, sometimes in Toronto. Go to tignotaro.com
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for all the information. And also, if you like this
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episode or any other episode, share it with a friend
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Subscribe to our YouTube channel so you can see our
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handsome faces.
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Do all that.
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Yeah. Until next time.
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Keep it handsome.
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Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and
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Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by
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Thomas Ouellette. Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com. And please
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follow us on social media at handsomepod.
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Cheers. Welcome to the Hansel Pod. I'm Fortune Feimster.
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I am Tig Notaro.
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And coming in from the rear, it's Mae Martin.
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Choo-choo.
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Good morning. Morning. How's everyone doing? Fortune, your voice sounds
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a lot better.
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I'm trying to sound sexy for you guys.
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Yes, but it's not working. But how is your voice?
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Better.
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Yeah, you sound good.
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It's getting back.
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It sounds smooth, buttery.
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Thank you, guys.
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I appreciate that. A lot of talking to do today.
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Yeah, I've got a full day of talking. It's weird
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to lose your voice when your entire job is talking.
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I know. Do you get tired of talking?
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Oh, God, yes. Do you?
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Really?
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Yes. You guys don't? Oh, yes. But I also do
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a two-hour radio show four days a week.
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Right, right.
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And I've done that for five years. So that feels
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like a lot of talking just with that alone.
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Yeah.
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Do you guys hate when you're promoting something and you
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end up telling the same stories over and over and
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the sound of your voice gets so like nails on
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a chalkboard to yourself?
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Yeah. I remember somebody criticized me because they had heard
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me in one interview and then heard me in another one.
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They were like, Oh, you just have cut and paste answers.
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And it's like I'm asked the same question and that
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is the answer. Yeah. Like what do I do? Do
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I make up a new answer?
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Yeah.
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But, yeah, it's definitely hard to repeat the same thing
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over and over. And then other times it's very easy
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because I forget that I've already told the story.
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Do I sound sexy?
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Wait, because your voice is deeper this morning?
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Yeah.
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Why is it deeper? Well, again, because I.
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Because you just woke up 10 minutes ago?
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Less than 10.
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Now, do you ever consider setting your alarm 10 minutes
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earlier so you're not just waking up?
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I hit snooze. And then, you know what actually happened
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is I woke up, yeah, like in time. And then
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I got a stressful text message. And then I cried,
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and then now I sound really sexy because my voice
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is deep from crying, sleeping, and testosterone.
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Aw.
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Yeah.
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Why is someone making you cry at 9.30 in the morning?
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I know.
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That's too early to cry.
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Yeah, I know.
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What is the proper time to make somebody cry?
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3 p.m.? At least not till I've had my coffee.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah.
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This is my coffee.
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Triple fisting.
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My coffee is just espresso with a little bit of
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has sugar in it, but I don't do sugar. I
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don't add any sugar, no cream. My tea today is
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the throat coat. Sure. With a little lemon and a
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little bit of honey.
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And my water is full of ice.
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Yeah, do you crunch ice with your teeth or no?
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I love ice, but I'm not necessarily crunching it the
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Oh, I used to be an ice cruncher.
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I like my drinks cold, baby.
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I like my drinks like I like my women. Cold
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and scary.
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Cold and making me cry at 9.30 in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Wait, what did you say, Fortune?
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Cold and making me cry at 9.30 in the morning.
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Was it a romantic call that you got or text?
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Of course. Of course.
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I was just making this little cowboy cry.
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I got a big bleeding heart.
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I'm not making Mae cry. I'll tell you that right now.
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You will. You will.
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Should we all just cry right now?
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I'm not feeling even remotely sad. Okay.
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I was just trying to be empathetic.
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Do you think you could get there?
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I could make myself cry. I don't want to right now,
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but I could. Yeah.
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go to it and you can cry?
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I think I could get there, yes. But I'm not
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saying I'm that good of an actor, but I could
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get there.
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I feel like that's what you were saying.
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No. I did have to do that on my FUBAR
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last season. Uh-huh. And it is weird when all these
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people are staring at you. You're just kind of squeezing
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your eyes. Yeah.
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So I finally had them give me the stick.
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Yeah. And it doesn't matter how many times everyone's like,
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you know what? It's not about the crying. Sometimes it's
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more moving just to watch someone try not to cry.
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That's what they always say to me to take the
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pressure off. But you know they're thinking you better get
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some fucking tears out.
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And do you have trouble crying, Mae, when you're on set?
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I did actually this time. And it was like, I
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think it was because it was too dramatic, the scene.
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I don't want to give spoilers, but I'm like tied
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to a chair and it's like, I'm going to maybe die.
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a spoiler. Yeah, that feels like a massive spoiler.
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No need to watch the show now.
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No spoilers.
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never been in in my life. Like if I'm doing
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a breakup scene or something, I can cry because I've
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been through that so many times. But this was like
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so out of my experience and I'm like submerged in
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water kind of. And then so that I could hear
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the director, it was like really quiet and everyone's trying
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to be really respectful so I can really get there.
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And then he goes, he's well. She goes, think about everyone. Sorry.
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Think about everyone who's ever abandoned you.
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Oh my God.
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He goes, May, just think about everyone in your life who's,
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who's ever abandoned you.
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And I started laughing. Some acting coaches would not like that. Really?
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They'd be like.
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An acting coach?
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want you to use real life and some think that
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if you use your real traumas, it cheapens your own
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trauma and life experiences. If you're, if you're trying to
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access those for a fake thing.
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God, I would love to cheapen my trauma.
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Yeah, just take the edge off.
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Yeah, like why not cheapen the trauma?
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Yeah, that's so true.
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Why keep it built up?
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Why preserve it for something good?
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Let's cheapen that. Let's take it down a notch.
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I really, I'm not sure I can follow that.
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Pay for all those years of therapy.
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It just depends on the person. Did you end up
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thinking about all the people that abandoned you?
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then I tried to think about that and that didn't work.
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do sometimes forget that acting is acting. I should be thinking,
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oh my God, I'm tied to a chair and I'm
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going to die.
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You know what I mean?
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And not being like, oh, who's abandoned me?
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May I talk about all the people who have abandoned you?
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Who have abandoned you. And I wanted to be like,
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why do you think I've been abandoned? And then.
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Nobody's left.
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Not a single person has left.
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I'm totally fine.
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And then Tony Collette had to, in the scene, she
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like slaps me. And this is, again, a big spoiler.
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Another spoiler.
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Another spoiler.
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I know. But I was like, can you just slap me, please?
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And she was like, no, I'm an actor. I was like,
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but I'm not good at acting. And I don't know
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how to act being slapped. she was like i'm not
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gonna slap you i was like.
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Please and she wouldn't no because she's a professional yeah
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but i.
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Don't know maybe some people would have but i was
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glad it looks good on camera.
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I wouldn't have slapped you fortune would you um i
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i would have been hesitant For sure. Fortune slaps us
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no matter what's going on. Fortune walks in the room,
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just slaps all of us silly. Even Thomas knocks the
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glasses off his face. Mustache goes flying.
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I would slap Fortune if she asked me, but I
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don't know if I could slap you, Tate.
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Why?
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Because. You might break your jaw. Well. I would just be.
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Elsa Janney picked you up and broke your rib.
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I would just.
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Scared also you'd give me like a very deadpan look
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afterwards and I'd be like, I'd be scared. I feel
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like fortune, if.
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You were like.
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A deadpan look scares you?
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And delights me.
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Yeah. Oh, that was good, fortune. Was that your deadpan look?
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It was more like this.
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What was the other one where you leaned forward? Was
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that an attempt at deadpan or.
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What was it? That was duck lips. That was duck lips.
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When I put on my lip taint. We might need
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to have our own chapstick that says lip taint.
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Oh, my God.
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I was telling Fortune before you got on, Mae, that
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I do think that we should, when we do live
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in-person shows, In studio, how many more descriptive words can
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I use? Episodes that we should do makeup.
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Tutorials?
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Tutorials, yeah.
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And I'd be happy to be the one receiving the makeup,
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you know.
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Oh, wow, okay.
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Oh, pretty little lady. Yeah. Did my makeup routine inspire you?
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Yeah, when you had that little sponge thing rolling on
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your face.
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Beauty blender.
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Beauty blender.
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Mm-hmm. And are you open to some taint, Tig?
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I am, of course, open to some taint.
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Fortune, you're applying lotion there. I am.
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And I just find I'm endlessly amused that you both
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are such little makeup faces.
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Princesses, yeah.
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I'm a princess, Tig. Well, my grandmother always was very
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big on lotioning my hands.
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Oh, she would do it to you?
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Yeah.
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Is that why you started doing that to your friends
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that you had the hots for?
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You know what, Tig? I've never put that together, but maybe.
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Because your grandma had the hots for you?
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Because you're my best friend! My grandmother would sneak attack
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me with lotion, though. She would have it in her hand.
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And not tell me it was in her hand. And
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she grabbed my hand and then like apply it to me.
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Oh, my God.
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Isn't that weird?
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I want to do like a meet and greet with
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fans after a show. And I'll have a bunch of
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lotion in my hands every time I shake their hands.
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That would be so disgusting not knowing that that's coming.
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And from a person you don't know.
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You know what I loved doing when I was a kid?
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I'd soak my hands just in the water fountain. And
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then I'd go up to a friend of mine, I'd
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grab their arm and be like, can you help me
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get my lunch money out of the toilet? That's amazing.
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Gross.
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That's so good.
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Another classic Tig move.
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Classic, classic Tig. I mean, that's so fun.
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That's really funny.
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You should bring that back. I've done it a few times.
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To your Hollywood friends.
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Do it to Hollywood friends.
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Yeah, like how would Jennifer Aniston react?
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Jen. Oh, honey. Tick, tick. I can't do a jittery. Honey, honey, no.
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Do you ever, do you prank Max and Finn? It
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feels like it would be almost not pleasant because they're
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so pure.
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Well, they prank.
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Oh, they do?
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Yeah, they have whoopee cushions and they have those like
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buzzer handshakers.
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Yeah.
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But right now, I think I already told you, they're
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very into magic.
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There's nothing funnier than a kid with one of those
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hand buzzers where you can see it on their hand.
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And also it's a child being like, can I shake
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your hand? And you're like, something's up here.
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Or when they're both trying to get you to sit
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on one particular cushion of the couch.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And you can see the whoopee cushion.
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I like it when a small town has like one
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guy that everyone knows does magic.
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Is that a thing?
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I'm not familiar with it.
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It wasn't my town.
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Who's the magician in this town?
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You know Joe, he always does magic tricks and tells jokes.
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And I would love to be in a small town
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and be known as the guy that tells jokes and
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does magic tricks. Well, what a life.
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Not too late.
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It feels like that's also the guy who they kind
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of uncover darker things about later.
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Oh, no, don't ruin it for me. Oh, sorry, sorry.
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For sure.
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There's stuff going on.
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Harmless Joe? Harmless Joe who does magic?
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He used to tell this one joke because he would, like,
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do the hosting for, like, the things in town, and
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he would say, like, I took my wife to go
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get some ice cream. We went to Baskin Robbins. 31 flavors.
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You can get any flavor you want. She picked vanilla.
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Wait, that was his big joke that you remember?
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She picked vanilla.
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And is the joke that his wife is.
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I think he set it up better, but... Oh, my God.
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As a professional comedian, you couldn't spruce that up?
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I think he drove hours for it to take her.
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I left that part out. Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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She chose vanilla.
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She chose vanilla.
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I think it was like I was expecting it to
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be the type of joke that is like a dad
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joke with a really clear punchline. But actually, it's more
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of an anecdotal like he drove her hours. There's all
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these options. I could actually listen to that as a
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20-minute story.
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Is there more? Yeah.
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I'm sure there was.
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How long they've been married.
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I don't remember a single other joke you told, but
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that one always stood out to me.
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How about when you're on a flight? And there's flight
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attendants that are funny.
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When they do their security and stuff?
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00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:28.519
Yeah, yeah.
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00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:29.400
Yeah, love it.
410
00:18:29.579 --> 00:18:32.319
I don't mind. I did have a flight attendant once.
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This was back in my, I think, Chelsea Lately days.
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I was sitting at the window, and my row was full.
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And she said, can I see you in the back, please?
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And I thought I was in trouble. And I was like, oh, okay.
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So I have to climb out past these two guys,
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go to the back, And she wanted to show me
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YouTube videos that she'd made.
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No.
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And wanted to get my opinion on if they were funny.
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Can I see you in the back, please?
421
00:19:04.269 --> 00:19:05.730
And you're not even sitting on an aisle.
422
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I'm not even on an aisle. I have to make
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people get up so I can go back there. And
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she wanted me to tell her if they were funny.
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And they were terrible. And I was like, I don't
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know what to say.
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What did you say?
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Because, I mean, I'm very polite. I think I was like, listen,
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you're doing it. That's what you got to do is
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you got to do it.
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Listen, I see that you captured something.
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You got a camera. You did it. You filmed it.
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You put it up. You did it.
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Oh, my God.
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That is so rough.
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I don't even think she gave me any free chips
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or anything.
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Oh, my God. I was on a flight. and they
439
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um i don't know they didn't even tell me that
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they knew who i was they were just like throwing
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treats at me And.
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You were like, I'm like a seal.
443
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Yeah, we're transporting this seal from L.A. to New York.
444
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And I also felt bad because half of them weren't vegan,
445
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you know, and I didn't want to like be like, oh,
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I'm a vegan person.
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You should have thrown them right back and been like,
448
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you're obviously not that big a fan.
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Yeah, that's right. Try Googling me.
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I've been on a flight with Tidge. And there was
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no vegan option.
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Really?
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Sad time.
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Wow.
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Wait, what happened? You were on a flight with me
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and there was no vegan option?
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You don't remember this?
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No.
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I remember that. It was years ago. We weren't flying together.
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I think we just happened to be on the same flight.
461
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I would lose my mind if I showed up and
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I sat down in my seat and one of you
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was sitting a few rows away. I would lose my mind.
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If it was just we didn't know we were on
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the same flight.
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Yeah, I love that kind of thing. I'd be taking
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pictures the whole time at the back of your head.
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Keep it handsome.
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I'd tell the flight attendant that it was your birthday
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and you wanted to meet the pilot.
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Oh, my God.
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But that we were too shy to ask.
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I had him in that cockpit and I was like,
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should I?
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Fortune Marie.
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Is this okay? Not that.
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May.
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May. Wait, you were allowed to go into the cockpit?
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Yeah, the pilot was like a fan and said, come
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back here. And I was like, why is everybody making
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me go to places on the plane?
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Is this all you dreamed of?
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Can I just sit down? And then, yeah, so we
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had me sit in the seat and we took a picture,
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but I'm like.
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While you were flying?
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No, we were on the ground. Oh, okay. Okay.
491
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I was really stressed.
492
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No, God, no. I don't think, I think no one
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is allowed up there. They lock the door now.
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I would hope so. Yeah. Isn't it crazy how loosey
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00:21:58.380 --> 00:22:00.400
goosey it used to be at the airport?
496
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Yes.
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Like people.
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I remember just wanting to go pick people up.
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Yeah.
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That was so fun.
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At their gate.
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Yeah. Yeah.
503
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And kids would go, like, sit on
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the pilot's lap and stuff. Yeah, it was very.
505
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And they kept those... And the doors were always open. Yeah.
506
00:22:17.019 --> 00:22:18.460
You could wave to the pilots.
507
00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:21.599
And now I always find it hilarious that when the
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pilot has to come out to go to the bathroom,
509
00:22:24.509 --> 00:22:28.150
the flight attendant rolls the cart to block the walkway
510
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to get to.
511
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Yeah.
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And it's like... But also, like, if you're really wanting
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to do some damage, you know, the... Flight attendant standing
514
00:22:39.349 --> 00:22:42.450
there with a food cart probably isn't going to hold
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anyone back.
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You'd be like, God damn it. Foiled again.
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At least enough time to yell, help.
518
00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:51.940
Yeah, that's true. The other thing that concerns me flying
519
00:22:52.539 --> 00:22:57.180
is when the flight attendants say, we're mainly here for
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your safety, but if there's anything, we can get you.
521
00:23:01.640 --> 00:23:03.640
And then half the time, if you look down, a
522
00:23:04.440 --> 00:23:09.720
flight attendant will have a skirt on and heels and
523
00:23:09.880 --> 00:23:12.960
i'm looking at that thinking if there is an emergency
524
00:23:13.809 --> 00:23:17.349
what are you going to do in a skirt and heels.
525
00:23:16.990 --> 00:23:19.650
You better pop off those kitten heels and start running
526
00:23:19.849 --> 00:23:20.670
but true.
527
00:23:20.490 --> 00:23:25.750
And but if there's like fire or like broken pieces
528
00:23:25.849 --> 00:23:29.029
of something if she kicks off her kitten heels we're
529
00:23:29.049 --> 00:23:30.230
still in trouble.
530
00:23:30.150 --> 00:23:33.180
Yeah true you know I didn't really think about that
531
00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:36.319
stuff till all this stuff lately. And now I'm like, oh,
532
00:23:36.539 --> 00:23:39.559
keep your seatbelt on. Yeah. Like I'm thinking about all
533
00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:42.430
the safety stuff now. But for years I flew and
534
00:23:42.470 --> 00:23:44.130
was like, didn't think twice about it.
535
00:23:44.970 --> 00:23:45.269
Yeah.
536
00:23:45.750 --> 00:23:48.150
Wait, so you didn't wear your seatbelt before and now
537
00:23:48.190 --> 00:23:48.529
you do?
538
00:23:48.710 --> 00:23:51.990
No, I would wear it. But there would be times mid-flight,
539
00:23:52.049 --> 00:23:53.460
you know, where I wouldn't think about it.
540
00:23:54.170 --> 00:23:54.789
Yeah.
541
00:23:54.849 --> 00:23:57.309
Now I'm like, this baby's staying on the whole time.
542
00:23:57.329 --> 00:24:02.579
It always makes me laugh when you see on– especially like, uh,
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00:24:04.500 --> 00:24:07.559
like sort of smaller European flights when there's like a
544
00:24:07.599 --> 00:24:11.119
drunk belligerent passenger, like a British tourist going to Greece
545
00:24:11.140 --> 00:24:13.769
or something. And there's always a video where they've restrained
546
00:24:13.849 --> 00:24:17.509
the passenger, but by like duct taping them to a
547
00:24:17.549 --> 00:24:19.250
chair or something like they, like they.
548
00:24:19.109 --> 00:24:21.930
Restrained them in like duct taping people to a chair.
549
00:24:21.950 --> 00:24:25.230
I'm not gonna lie. That's pretty funny. Yeah.
550
00:24:26.130 --> 00:24:28.089
Is there, is there a lawnmower?
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00:24:28.690 --> 00:24:34.170
Yes. My, uh, gardener is uh stephanie's not mowing the
552
00:24:34.210 --> 00:24:38.029
lawn that's what i mean is stephanie is mowing the lawn.
553
00:24:39.390 --> 00:24:44.829
I would love if stephanie mardell's lawn and she came
554
00:24:44.849 --> 00:24:47.849
in all sweaty like what are you doing.
555
00:24:47.410 --> 00:24:50.309
Yeah with like a trucker hat on and she's it's
556
00:24:50.349 --> 00:24:52.950
like one of those lawnmowers that you ride oh.
557
00:24:52.869 --> 00:24:55.730
My gosh i just finished my morning gardening and lawn
558
00:24:55.759 --> 00:25:01.680
mowing I don't know. We have some pretty butch listeners
559
00:25:01.980 --> 00:25:02.859
that do do that.
560
00:25:03.299 --> 00:25:04.359
That mow their own lawn.
561
00:25:04.819 --> 00:25:05.819
Oh yeah. A lot of them.
562
00:25:06.039 --> 00:25:09.099
For sure. The height of butchness.
563
00:25:09.160 --> 00:25:11.460
I think it's an LA thing that a lot of
564
00:25:11.500 --> 00:25:12.960
people don't mow their own lawn.
565
00:25:13.569 --> 00:25:16.990
Oh my gosh. We had this neighbor move in that
566
00:25:17.490 --> 00:25:22.029
it was so funny because he was clearly either not
567
00:25:22.190 --> 00:25:26.609
from the area or Or I don't know what was
568
00:25:26.650 --> 00:25:29.069
going on, but I had not seen anyone mow their
569
00:25:29.309 --> 00:25:32.569
own lawn before. And he was so out of control
570
00:25:32.609 --> 00:25:38.829
with his lawnmower because our yards are flat, but then
571
00:25:39.269 --> 00:25:42.920
they kind of ramp down to the sidewalk, you know?
572
00:25:43.039 --> 00:25:44.420
So we're a little bit up.
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00:25:45.059 --> 00:25:45.480
And he.
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had his brand new lawn mower and he would mow
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00:25:48.769 --> 00:25:50.369
it and then he'd go down the hill and he'd
576
00:25:50.410 --> 00:25:52.730
lose full control of it and try and pull it
577
00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:57.039
back up. And meanwhile, everyone else had their gardeners working
578
00:25:57.119 --> 00:26:00.980
on their yards. And this guy's like, and then soon
579
00:26:01.099 --> 00:26:03.519
after that, he never mowed his lawn again.
580
00:26:03.539 --> 00:26:04.960
Oh man.
581
00:26:05.180 --> 00:26:07.220
For those that don't know in LA, there's like a
582
00:26:07.339 --> 00:26:13.500
bazillion lawn services, like in every neighborhood. It's just part of,
583
00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:19.299
LA life. I've never seen it anywhere. I mean, yeah,
584
00:26:19.339 --> 00:26:21.519
back home we always had to mow our own lawns.
585
00:26:22.059 --> 00:26:22.549
For sure.
586
00:26:22.660 --> 00:26:26.269
But that was a kid's job. It wasn't just butchy people.
587
00:26:26.730 --> 00:26:29.490
My kids are trying to figure out good summer and
588
00:26:29.609 --> 00:26:31.569
winter jobs coming up.
589
00:26:31.950 --> 00:26:32.910
Oh, business ideas.
590
00:26:33.210 --> 00:26:35.369
Great. Lemonade stand.
591
00:26:35.410 --> 00:26:36.630
Well, they've done lemonade.
592
00:26:37.390 --> 00:26:41.039
In Toronto, in the winter, it's snow shoveling, like shoveling
593
00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:44.700
people's driveways. I have such vivid memories of getting up
594
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:46.980
for school in the morning and my poor dad like
595
00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:49.859
still in his pajamas out like scraping snow off the
596
00:26:49.900 --> 00:26:53.180
car and like yeah scraping the window with that little
597
00:26:53.319 --> 00:26:54.480
guy that gets the ice.
598
00:26:54.480 --> 00:27:02.650
Off well i was suggesting that they go ask neighbors
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00:27:02.750 --> 00:27:06.509
if they can water their flowers or you know things
600
00:27:06.549 --> 00:27:08.789
like that i don't i don't know but they uh
601
00:27:09.519 --> 00:27:13.279
They want to do something for between $ 1 and $ 3,
602
00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:13.660
they said.
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00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:14.680
That's a good goal.
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00:27:14.700 --> 00:27:15.799
Per day?
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00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:16.819
I don't know.
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00:27:17.059 --> 00:27:18.299
Per activity, I believe.
607
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:22.980
I don't know. But they were just talking about it
608
00:27:23.019 --> 00:27:23.599
last night.
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00:27:23.619 --> 00:27:27.779
I wonder if I can think of something I need done.
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00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:29.940
They go up to your neighbors and they're like, hey, guys,
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can you Venmo us $ 5? They're like, why? Just because.
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If I've told you about the... Junk sale that they've done?
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I don't think so.
614
00:27:41.980 --> 00:27:43.680
No, just stuff they find in the house or what?
615
00:27:44.109 --> 00:27:47.549
Not just stuff they find in the house, but they'll
616
00:27:47.609 --> 00:27:53.309
even find an In-N-Out Burger straw wrapper and put that
617
00:27:53.390 --> 00:27:56.309
up for sale. Wow. And their neighbors are so... Oh,
618
00:27:57.190 --> 00:27:59.569
and then cherry pits, like cherry seeds.
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Oh, my God.
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They'll just have ones that they spit out that they
621
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put in a baggie, and then they... They'll just put
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00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:11.940
prices on all of this stuff, like a twig they find.
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00:28:12.369 --> 00:28:16.990
And our neighbors are so nice. They'll come over and
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00:28:17.029 --> 00:28:20.849
they will buy stuff. They'll be like, wow, so $ 10
625
00:28:20.349 --> 00:28:24.230
for your cherry seeds. And Finn's like, yeah, that's right.
626
00:28:24.250 --> 00:28:25.609
Oh, my God.
627
00:28:25.730 --> 00:28:30.500
Your neighbor should haggle. Well, and that's the thing is
628
00:28:30.579 --> 00:28:34.720
we told Max and Finn about haggling. Or somebody mentioned haggling,
629
00:28:34.740 --> 00:28:36.289
and then they came in and they were like, Well,
630
00:28:36.309 --> 00:28:42.819
that's haggling. So anyway, they've made some pretty good cash
631
00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:46.220
off of our neighbors. Oh, one neighbor went to get
632
00:28:46.319 --> 00:28:50.079
money out of his pocket. And I honestly, it was
633
00:28:50.160 --> 00:28:54.569
like Lent or something fell out of his pocket. And
634
00:28:54.609 --> 00:28:57.170
then they were like, oh, we could sell this too.
635
00:28:57.210 --> 00:28:57.650
No way.
636
00:28:57.670 --> 00:29:00.930
So they have like a sense of humor about.
637
00:29:00.750 --> 00:29:02.970
It, but they really are, you know.
638
00:29:04.650 --> 00:29:09.630
Jacking those prices up and just selling junk well some
639
00:29:09.789 --> 00:29:12.150
and some things they'll draw a picture they'll put that
640
00:29:12.210 --> 00:29:14.089
up for sale and whatever now.
641
00:29:13.970 --> 00:29:17.670
That's pretty that one i would purchase.
642
00:29:17.710 --> 00:29:20.910
We had a competition the other day where all four
643
00:29:20.950 --> 00:29:24.390
of us had to draw something and then max and
644
00:29:24.430 --> 00:29:28.089
finn put each picture down that all four of us
645
00:29:28.150 --> 00:29:32.519
drew and then they put a cat uh treat on
646
00:29:32.579 --> 00:29:36.480
top of each drawing And then um brought the cats
647
00:29:36.619 --> 00:29:41.420
over to see who whose picture would win the competition.
648
00:29:40.819 --> 00:29:42.420
That's so good and.
649
00:29:42.380 --> 00:29:45.579
It's just based on what cat ate the treat off
650
00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:48.250
of the and no cat ate the treat just kind
651
00:29:48.289 --> 00:29:52.029
of slowly stepped around the drawings and and.
652
00:29:51.990 --> 00:29:56.569
Left really they were repulsed by the drawings yeah.
653
00:29:55.950 --> 00:30:05.769
They were not good drawings Should we see who our
654
00:30:05.809 --> 00:30:06.890
question asker is?
655
00:30:06.910 --> 00:30:11.950
Absolutely. Today's question asker is a comedian, actor, and singer
656
00:30:12.009 --> 00:30:15.240
who became known across the world as a member of
657
00:30:15.299 --> 00:30:19.759
the improv TV show, Whose Line Is It Anyway? He's
658
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:21.859
hosted Let's Make a Deal for the last 15 years.
659
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:27.519
He's performed in musicals. like Kinky Boots, The Wiz, and Hamilton,
660
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:34.470
and is the winner of five Emmy Awards. In addition
661
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to two Grammy nominations.
662
00:30:36.549 --> 00:30:39.960
He's also a host of the new podcast, What If,
663
00:30:40.099 --> 00:30:40.940
with Wayne Brady.
664
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:44.480
Wayne Brady is asking today's question.
665
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:45.740
Hey, y'all.
666
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:46.160
What's up?
667
00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:51.519
Tig, Mae, Fortune. Question for you. In the day and
668
00:30:51.740 --> 00:30:56.279
age in which we find ourselves, with the government that
669
00:30:56.299 --> 00:30:59.339
we find ourselves with and the world being what it is,
670
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:03.500
how do you use your art and your sense of
671
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:06.910
humor to help yourself and to help others?
672
00:31:06.930 --> 00:31:09.150
That's a nice question.
673
00:31:09.170 --> 00:31:12.710
That is a nice question. What do you got for us, May?
674
00:31:12.730 --> 00:31:12.809
Okay.
675
00:31:13.579 --> 00:31:15.799
I don't know what he's referring to with the state
676
00:31:15.819 --> 00:31:17.579
of the world. I think everything's great.
677
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:20.180
The state of the world is so fine right now.
678
00:31:20.200 --> 00:31:20.539
Yeah.
679
00:31:20.980 --> 00:31:21.420
Oh, man.
680
00:31:22.019 --> 00:31:24.980
I don't know. I mean, I struggle with– there's different
681
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:29.400
ways to approach it, right? Like we on this podcast,
682
00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.299
I feel like we're kind of a refuge from all
683
00:31:32.339 --> 00:31:37.509
that of just like silliness. And then, I don't know,
684
00:31:38.589 --> 00:31:41.809
sometimes I– I mean, you just feel it. It shows,
685
00:31:41.849 --> 00:31:44.529
don't you? It's like a little microcosm of society. And
686
00:31:44.569 --> 00:31:48.950
it's like, it is so unifying and like people feel
687
00:31:49.009 --> 00:31:53.009
human and like we have shared interests. Sometimes I talk
688
00:31:53.049 --> 00:31:57.079
directly about things going on in the world. Sometimes I'm
689
00:31:57.099 --> 00:31:57.910
just dumb.
690
00:31:58.230 --> 00:32:00.619
Like how in depth do you feel like you go
691
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:02.740
into what's going on in the world?
692
00:32:03.200 --> 00:32:05.579
I used to do that a lot more. And then
693
00:32:05.619 --> 00:32:09.549
I felt like, oh, maybe it's more subversive to not
694
00:32:09.630 --> 00:32:12.819
talk about things like identity politics and things like that
695
00:32:12.859 --> 00:32:16.119
because it feels like a losing battle because then people
696
00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:19.240
go oh they never shut up about that you know
697
00:32:19.259 --> 00:32:22.240
what I mean but then recently with everything going on
698
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:24.039
and I've been talking about it more like when I
699
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:27.000
was promoting the album I was like I was going
700
00:32:27.059 --> 00:32:30.420
on the like like tv shows to promote it and
701
00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:33.970
the questions were often like why yeah why did you
702
00:32:33.990 --> 00:32:36.569
write this album or why now like the music album
703
00:32:37.099 --> 00:32:39.019
And the big part of the answer is like I
704
00:32:39.059 --> 00:32:40.660
had top surgery and I don't think I would have
705
00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:43.819
been confident enough to do the, I'm like, it felt
706
00:32:43.859 --> 00:32:46.759
directly connected. Like I wrote it right after that. And
707
00:32:48.099 --> 00:32:50.480
so I was like, fuck in this time in the world,
708
00:32:50.539 --> 00:32:54.079
even though it's so tense, that felt like important to
709
00:32:54.400 --> 00:32:57.559
talk about that. If there's is like a, you know,
710
00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:02.079
trans agenda that everybody's scared of, it's literally just people
711
00:33:02.099 --> 00:33:06.319
trying to be their most confident, happy, creative selves. So
712
00:33:06.859 --> 00:33:10.529
I did try not to shy away from that stuff,
713
00:33:10.549 --> 00:33:10.750
you know?
714
00:33:12.170 --> 00:33:15.250
And that's helpful to you and to people that are, I.
715
00:33:15.430 --> 00:33:18.069
Don't know if it's helpful to me. It's stressful. It's scary.
716
00:33:18.109 --> 00:33:22.359
Like it's, it's a hostile environment out there, but it
717
00:33:22.380 --> 00:33:23.079
felt important.
718
00:33:23.259 --> 00:33:23.539
Yeah.
719
00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:27.759
And when you say scary, what is the, um, ultimate
720
00:33:27.859 --> 00:33:32.839
fear of, or what have you experienced? Anytime.
721
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:36.869
I mean, people coming for you online, um, like pretty constantly.
722
00:33:36.970 --> 00:33:42.130
Anytime like, you know, other people's fan bases get mobilized
723
00:33:42.730 --> 00:33:47.130
against you. That's intense. And then also, yeah, just these
724
00:33:47.170 --> 00:33:50.720
days with like scary legislation and about.
725
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:52.279
What you can say and stuff.
726
00:33:52.299 --> 00:33:55.940
And then with the going through immigration from Canada and
727
00:33:56.539 --> 00:33:58.720
being like, if you, I don't know, is that going
728
00:33:58.740 --> 00:34:01.400
to be a problem? Like that if you Googled me
729
00:34:01.460 --> 00:34:05.400
and I was outspoken about something, like it's getting so Anyway.
730
00:34:05.579 --> 00:34:05.960
Right.
731
00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:08.940
Yeah. There's unpredictable times, too.
732
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:13.099
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I love it. I was like, well,
733
00:34:13.139 --> 00:34:15.619
we're a refuge from that stuff.
734
00:34:15.780 --> 00:34:17.909
Well, I mean, this is what you're dealing with as
735
00:34:17.969 --> 00:34:19.510
a human. Yeah.
736
00:34:19.829 --> 00:34:23.489
In general, like, I think comedy is just a really
737
00:34:23.590 --> 00:34:29.030
wonderful way to get people's defenses down and then kind
738
00:34:29.090 --> 00:34:33.860
of connect people. But, yeah, how do you specifically feel
739
00:34:33.889 --> 00:34:35.760
like you– Hmm.
740
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:44.800
I mean, I've certainly, I've been so helped and saved and, um,
741
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:53.800
inspired by so many musicians and comedians and, um, but it's,
742
00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:56.960
it's so, I, for some reason it's, it's been a,
743
00:34:56.980 --> 00:35:04.059
a harder thing for me to accept that. when people
744
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:08.690
say that I've done that for them. Um, because to
745
00:35:08.769 --> 00:35:12.630
me it's like, oh, I'm just talking and sharing what
746
00:35:12.670 --> 00:35:15.210
I went through or what I'm seeing and feeling. And
747
00:35:15.250 --> 00:35:19.000
I know that's what musicians and people do, but when
748
00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:22.619
it's me doing it, it's, it's been hard for me
749
00:35:22.739 --> 00:35:27.039
to really grasp that I've made any sort of impact
750
00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:31.389
on anybody. Because half the time I'm like, oh, that
751
00:35:31.429 --> 00:35:33.969
was just something silly or I was just trying to
752
00:35:34.570 --> 00:35:39.610
make light of, you know. And I think it was
753
00:35:39.690 --> 00:35:45.909
actually during the pandemic that I really realized, wow, yeah,
754
00:35:46.670 --> 00:35:51.920
I can see how what I'm doing, what other comedians,
755
00:35:52.380 --> 00:35:57.530
what people are doing that really do make a change
756
00:35:57.590 --> 00:36:03.480
in people's life. And yeah, but also, it's walking that
757
00:36:04.139 --> 00:36:07.800
really fine line of like, not taking myself too seriously.
758
00:36:07.820 --> 00:36:12.760
I don't think I'm like, anybody's savior. But it is.
759
00:36:14.219 --> 00:36:17.139
So I struggle with that, where people are like, Oh,
760
00:36:17.179 --> 00:36:19.469
my gosh, thank you. You saved my life, or Oh,
761
00:36:19.489 --> 00:36:22.690
my gosh, you changed the and I'm like, Oh, thank
762
00:36:23.070 --> 00:36:26.719
I'm so glad. And, and then I think about The
763
00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:30.960
people that have changed my life or saved me through
764
00:36:30.980 --> 00:36:33.059
their art, it's no joke.
765
00:36:33.460 --> 00:36:34.380
Yeah, that's true.
766
00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:37.090
And it's hard to put it on to, I've done
767
00:36:37.110 --> 00:36:38.340
that for somebody else.
768
00:36:38.989 --> 00:36:42.110
And it's crazy. It's kind of absurd and hard to
769
00:36:42.369 --> 00:36:45.650
process that we still live in a time where just
770
00:36:45.730 --> 00:36:50.090
visibility is still so limited that it is meaningful to
771
00:36:50.150 --> 00:36:54.889
have someone living a happy, confident life and being themselves
772
00:36:54.989 --> 00:36:57.170
and For sure. You know what I mean?
773
00:36:57.750 --> 00:36:58.289
Yeah.
774
00:36:58.309 --> 00:36:59.730
It shouldn't still be that way, but it is.
775
00:37:00.190 --> 00:37:00.429
Yeah.
776
00:37:00.449 --> 00:37:02.610
And I think when it's just like a part of
777
00:37:03.650 --> 00:37:06.070
day to day and this is my job and this
778
00:37:06.150 --> 00:37:10.119
is my life, but I, what I'm doing, I do
779
00:37:10.199 --> 00:37:14.559
for myself, whatever I'm sharing, whatever I'm joking about, any
780
00:37:14.619 --> 00:37:18.260
story I'm telling or whatever's going on, I'm not doing
781
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:22.619
anything for the audience. I'm doing it solely because I,
782
00:37:23.699 --> 00:37:25.599
I want to share this or I want to talk
783
00:37:25.659 --> 00:37:28.989
about it. I'm going through this. I think this is funny.
784
00:37:29.730 --> 00:37:34.050
But I think that's most important for it to really
785
00:37:34.110 --> 00:37:38.289
translate and land for somebody. And that's when it's nice
786
00:37:38.449 --> 00:37:43.019
is when it does resonate with others. But I still
787
00:37:43.059 --> 00:37:50.099
grapple with accepting that I've made a big impact on
788
00:37:50.500 --> 00:37:51.380
people sometimes.
789
00:37:52.150 --> 00:37:57.559
Well, your ultimate sharing of a real life event was
790
00:37:57.659 --> 00:38:02.360
the I Have Cancer, you know, set from Largo. That
791
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:05.179
was a big one. Yes, for sure.
792
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:09.219
And I, you know, that was certainly not for the audience.
793
00:38:09.969 --> 00:38:13.369
That was really me in the moment struggling. And as
794
00:38:13.449 --> 00:38:16.030
time has gone on, I thought, I think I really
795
00:38:16.090 --> 00:38:19.329
was reaching out for help too. When I, you know,
796
00:38:19.349 --> 00:38:22.559
I'd lost my mother and my girlfriend and, I was
797
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:25.539
really sick and I wanted to talk about it. And
798
00:38:25.579 --> 00:38:28.500
I think I was really relying on that audience.
799
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:29.480
Yeah.
800
00:38:29.820 --> 00:38:32.239
For a lot. And they really did pull me through.
801
00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:33.119
Steps up.
802
00:38:33.179 --> 00:38:33.440
Yeah.
803
00:38:33.860 --> 00:38:37.280
Yeah. They really did. And it's so amazing when I
804
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:40.590
run into some of the people that happen to be
805
00:38:40.610 --> 00:38:44.050
in that audience. And oddly enough, the director of the
806
00:38:44.170 --> 00:38:47.530
Andrea Gibson documentary, Come See Me in the Good Light.
807
00:38:48.070 --> 00:38:50.849
He was in that audience before I knew him. Yeah.
808
00:38:50.889 --> 00:38:51.110
Yeah.
809
00:38:51.590 --> 00:38:51.769
Yeah.
810
00:38:52.139 --> 00:38:52.460
Wild.
811
00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:53.780
What about you, Fortune?
812
00:38:54.619 --> 00:38:58.039
Yeah, I mean, kind of like what Tig said, it's
813
00:38:59.539 --> 00:39:02.260
just providing levity is kind of what I see as
814
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:06.590
my job. I don't really get a lot into politics,
815
00:39:06.650 --> 00:39:10.250
and some people are critical of that, but I've not
816
00:39:10.289 --> 00:39:13.230
shied away from things I believe in or speaking out
817
00:39:13.269 --> 00:39:17.090
when I think something's wrong. A lot of people know
818
00:39:17.130 --> 00:39:21.869
where I stand. I've not hidden that. When I've spoken
819
00:39:21.929 --> 00:39:25.320
out for our community and just human rights in general.
820
00:39:25.900 --> 00:39:28.909
But there are things that I'm not qualified to talk about,
821
00:39:29.030 --> 00:39:31.320
and I don't believe... you know, a lot of people
822
00:39:31.340 --> 00:39:34.320
just think because you're a celebrity, you should weigh in
823
00:39:34.420 --> 00:39:37.960
on everything. And I don't believe in that. I don't
824
00:39:38.139 --> 00:39:41.460
believe in speaking on things I'm ignorant about just because
825
00:39:41.500 --> 00:39:43.570
I have a platform. I think that does more harm
826
00:39:43.610 --> 00:39:47.460
than good. I would rather speak out on things that
827
00:39:47.900 --> 00:39:52.250
I'm qualified or at least have experience with because, yeah,
828
00:39:52.289 --> 00:39:54.389
I don't want to just like talk to talk because
829
00:39:54.429 --> 00:39:59.230
it's not helping. And especially if you don't have facts
830
00:39:59.289 --> 00:40:00.250
or information.
831
00:40:00.630 --> 00:40:04.489
There's also such there's so many nuanced elements.
832
00:40:04.929 --> 00:40:05.550
Exactly.
833
00:40:05.590 --> 00:40:11.739
So many different topics that it makes it really difficult.
834
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:13.800
Yeah, because then people are like, well, do you know
835
00:40:13.820 --> 00:40:15.599
about this, this, and this? Like, I didn't.
836
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:16.199
I didn't know.
837
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:18.000
You know what I mean? It's like I just spoke
838
00:40:18.099 --> 00:40:21.340
because there's this pressure to do so. I don't believe
839
00:40:21.380 --> 00:40:26.289
in that. But what I do is tell stories and
840
00:40:26.610 --> 00:40:30.190
try to make people happy. That's what I want to
841
00:40:30.230 --> 00:40:35.250
be is providing positivity. Like, you can go to other
842
00:40:35.349 --> 00:40:39.400
comics who are very well versed on these other big
843
00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:41.559
things in the world. And that's who you should listen
844
00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:42.480
to for that thing.
845
00:40:42.539 --> 00:40:45.090
You know, if that's what you're looking for is a
846
00:40:45.110 --> 00:40:49.550
comedian's point of view about these big issues, then that
847
00:40:49.610 --> 00:40:50.510
is where you should go.
848
00:40:50.690 --> 00:40:50.969
Yeah.
849
00:40:51.010 --> 00:40:53.090
You know, like I want to hear from this person
850
00:40:53.139 --> 00:40:54.579
about that thing for me.
851
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:57.280
You don't go to the person that's taking care of biscuits.
852
00:40:57.750 --> 00:41:02.090
That's right. Thank you, Tig. I'm taking care of biscuits.
853
00:41:02.130 --> 00:41:05.170
Yeah, everyone's doing their thing. Fortune's taking care of biscuits.
854
00:41:05.210 --> 00:41:07.730
That's right. So, you know, every tour I go to
855
00:41:07.789 --> 00:41:13.150
about 100 cities. And so I'm not shying away from
856
00:41:13.829 --> 00:41:17.190
any red state. I go into all these places that,
857
00:41:17.570 --> 00:41:19.409
and I get a lot of fans going, why would
858
00:41:19.429 --> 00:41:21.849
you go to such and such city? Why would you
859
00:41:21.869 --> 00:41:24.269
go there? Why would you go there? They need it.
860
00:41:24.429 --> 00:41:27.110
They need it. You know, they need representation. They need
861
00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:30.760
different voices coming in there. And obviously a lot of
862
00:41:30.780 --> 00:41:33.559
people coming to the show know me, so they're already
863
00:41:33.920 --> 00:41:37.440
thinking similarly to me. But there are a lot of
864
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:39.969
theaters that people just go because they like that theater
865
00:41:40.610 --> 00:41:42.650
or they wanted something fun to do that night. And
866
00:41:42.710 --> 00:41:46.449
so I'm telling a story of who I am. Here's
867
00:41:46.469 --> 00:41:50.389
who I am. This is my life. I'm married. And
868
00:41:50.949 --> 00:41:55.469
there is power in just sharing your story that makes
869
00:41:55.510 --> 00:41:58.619
someone who might have been, say they were afraid of
870
00:41:58.659 --> 00:42:02.119
gay people or didn't understand gay people where they can
871
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:06.039
go oh I relate to what that person's saying like
872
00:42:06.619 --> 00:42:10.219
our lives aren't that different and it opens up some
873
00:42:10.260 --> 00:42:14.590
people's minds not everyone and I think there is power
874
00:42:14.860 --> 00:42:18.690
in that just sharing your story I did a show
875
00:42:18.730 --> 00:42:22.250
in Nashville during the times where that they were coming
876
00:42:22.329 --> 00:42:24.750
for drag queens you know it was this huge thing
877
00:42:24.829 --> 00:42:27.059
and You know, I sat in the room. I was like,
878
00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:31.300
I can't change legislation. I can't come into your city
879
00:42:31.780 --> 00:42:34.610
and make any difference with what's happening in the government.
880
00:42:35.230 --> 00:42:38.949
What I can do is have a room of 3,000
881
00:42:38.949 --> 00:42:42.530
people in this city who you know is an ally.
882
00:42:42.550 --> 00:42:45.610
In this room, you can look left and right and
883
00:42:45.650 --> 00:42:48.789
see people who are going to have your back and
884
00:42:49.289 --> 00:42:53.179
go out into this city and look out for each other.
885
00:42:53.199 --> 00:43:00.300
There's something cool about gathering those spaces of people who
886
00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:04.139
aren't agreeing with what's happening in the legislation. They can
887
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:06.030
go out and try to make a difference. They can
888
00:43:06.489 --> 00:43:08.929
get empowered in that room with the energy and love
889
00:43:08.989 --> 00:43:12.670
and positivity, and they go out into their community and
890
00:43:12.710 --> 00:43:15.730
try to help make those changes. So, I'm just trying
891
00:43:15.750 --> 00:43:19.869
to provide a space that's positive and happy. And when
892
00:43:19.889 --> 00:43:23.110
you're in those rooms, when you're in these shows, there
893
00:43:23.230 --> 00:43:27.050
is this feeling of just like every theater I do,
894
00:43:27.110 --> 00:43:29.559
the people that work there say, I can't explain it.
895
00:43:29.610 --> 00:43:33.110
There's something in this room that is so happy and
896
00:43:33.179 --> 00:43:37.480
joyful and positive. And they go, I just feel so
897
00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:41.179
good tonight. And that's what I want to provide people.
898
00:43:41.219 --> 00:43:43.440
And that brings me a lot of joy.
899
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:47.340
That's a powerful type of resistance when, especially when the
900
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:52.550
government like uses fear tactics so consistently and is like, yeah,
901
00:43:52.590 --> 00:43:55.769
to push back with just joy and community.
902
00:43:55.789 --> 00:43:58.269
Well, that's like you hear so many times that just
903
00:43:58.309 --> 00:44:02.869
showing up is a political statement and that's, it's very true. It's,
904
00:44:02.929 --> 00:44:05.829
it's very true. The visibility and.
905
00:44:06.110 --> 00:44:08.380
I do sometimes feel like I could do more though. And, and,
906
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:12.460
And like, I should be more organized in my activism
907
00:44:12.500 --> 00:44:14.579
and things like that. So I feel like I'm constantly
908
00:44:14.619 --> 00:44:18.309
learning as well. And also as the world changes, and
909
00:44:18.750 --> 00:44:21.010
who knows how things are going to be like, I
910
00:44:21.050 --> 00:44:23.670
guess we'll all have to like, be constantly learning.
911
00:44:23.969 --> 00:44:28.329
I think there's also an unfortunate element to social media
912
00:44:28.389 --> 00:44:33.349
where people are saying, you know, like you were saying, Fortune,
913
00:44:33.409 --> 00:44:36.429
why aren't you speaking out or you have this platform?
914
00:44:36.489 --> 00:44:40.219
And it's like, social media isn't the only platform. There
915
00:44:40.340 --> 00:44:45.400
are in-person appearances that you make. There are, you know,
916
00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:50.340
charity events. There's all sorts of ways that you use
917
00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:54.239
your platform and social media isn't the only platform. And
918
00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:57.289
so much of what's going on on social media is
919
00:44:57.969 --> 00:45:05.050
the shallow back and forth arguing about these different views.
920
00:45:05.449 --> 00:45:09.889
And Meanwhile, if you're not on social media, and you're
921
00:45:10.070 --> 00:45:17.289
out making appearances, donating your time, money, it's almost like
922
00:45:17.389 --> 00:45:20.750
it's fine. And you're doing a great job, as long
923
00:45:20.789 --> 00:45:23.710
as you don't have social media. But if you have
924
00:45:23.829 --> 00:45:27.989
social media, and you're not directing all of your energy
925
00:45:28.739 --> 00:45:32.030
to that platform, then it's as though you're not doing
926
00:45:32.179 --> 00:45:35.570
anything if you're not on there arguing back and forth
927
00:45:35.610 --> 00:45:36.809
with people. Yeah.
928
00:45:37.070 --> 00:45:40.050
It's a tough, it's a very tough balance. Like, like
929
00:45:40.090 --> 00:45:42.630
I know, like Fortune, you were directing people to where
930
00:45:42.650 --> 00:45:44.199
they could donate, or I think we all were, where
931
00:45:44.239 --> 00:45:46.860
they could donate for certain things. But it is like,
932
00:45:47.860 --> 00:45:50.300
there are people I think who are using a ton
933
00:45:50.340 --> 00:45:54.449
of their energy every day, just reposting, resharing, just And
934
00:45:54.489 --> 00:45:57.070
if you directed that energy to some initiative in the
935
00:45:57.130 --> 00:46:00.869
real world, that sometimes would be. But it's tough, though,
936
00:46:00.889 --> 00:46:02.489
because we also do need.
937
00:46:02.510 --> 00:46:02.730
Yeah.
938
00:46:02.989 --> 00:46:04.469
People do get their information from.
939
00:46:05.070 --> 00:46:05.550
For sure.
940
00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:07.090
From social media sometimes.
941
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:10.059
Yeah. It's such a small sect of people, though, too.
942
00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:12.860
There's so many people not on it that people forget
943
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:16.519
this isn't the actual world. Right. For sure.
944
00:46:16.539 --> 00:46:19.659
That is what blows my mind is I remember somebody.
945
00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:24.670
This was years ago when I was on Facebook. I
946
00:46:24.710 --> 00:46:27.090
still have an account, but I always say I go
947
00:46:27.170 --> 00:46:29.139
on there like once or twice a year to see
948
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:34.719
who died. That's horrible. But anyway, I went on Facebook,
949
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:43.010
like I said, six months, 12 months later, and somebody
950
00:46:43.070 --> 00:46:47.570
had posted about somebody else who did something terrible. And
951
00:46:47.590 --> 00:46:50.760
they were like, If I see anybody is still friends
952
00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:53.780
with them on Facebook, I am writing you off in
953
00:46:53.820 --> 00:46:56.820
the real world. And I was like, I haven't even
954
00:46:56.929 --> 00:47:04.469
been on here. And it really highlighted that people are so,
955
00:47:05.710 --> 00:47:09.929
so neck deep in social media that they don't even
956
00:47:10.030 --> 00:47:15.579
realize that some people aren't. I haven't even been on here.
957
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:19.619
And of course, I wasn't really worried about this person
958
00:47:20.389 --> 00:47:23.869
blackballing me in life. But it just, it was so,
959
00:47:23.889 --> 00:47:27.769
I just thought it was so kind of silly.
960
00:47:28.110 --> 00:47:32.630
People have ended friendships over like stupid social media stuff.
961
00:47:32.750 --> 00:47:36.119
It's like, but it isn't. Like Mae was saying, it
962
00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:42.719
is nice to have one benefit of sharing your art
963
00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:47.969
is gaining a platform and being able to use that platform.
964
00:47:48.329 --> 00:47:50.550
Like when there was the hurricane to say, you know,
965
00:47:50.789 --> 00:47:53.929
donate here, do this. And the fires, this person needs help.
966
00:47:54.550 --> 00:47:58.860
That is a really cool byproduct to be able to
967
00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:03.219
like mobilize to help other people.
968
00:48:03.239 --> 00:48:07.380
And by the way, the people that were dealing with
969
00:48:07.420 --> 00:48:10.360
the hurricanes and the fires are are still dealing with
970
00:48:10.500 --> 00:48:13.800
it and still need help. All of that gets so
971
00:48:14.780 --> 00:48:20.250
immediately highlighted and, you know, talked about, and then everybody
972
00:48:20.309 --> 00:48:23.210
moves on. And so just remember.
973
00:48:23.750 --> 00:48:26.590
Well, I saved everything because I did Celebrity Jeopardy and
974
00:48:26.630 --> 00:48:30.010
I got to donate $ 30, 000.
975
00:48:29.250 --> 00:48:29.889
Oh, yeah.
976
00:48:30.130 --> 00:48:31.130
So I fixed it all.
977
00:48:31.429 --> 00:48:31.710
You fixed it.
978
00:48:31.710 --> 00:48:32.989
Well, thank you, Fortune.
979
00:48:33.309 --> 00:48:33.650
You're welcome.
980
00:48:33.670 --> 00:48:37.000
I always feel like the big thing is voting. Like,
981
00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:42.010
that's the... if everyone voted, we'd be fine. Like if all,
982
00:48:42.050 --> 00:48:45.860
you know, so it's around elections and stuff. That's when
983
00:48:46.199 --> 00:48:49.559
I'm like, we all got to seriously. Cause that might
984
00:48:49.619 --> 00:48:51.800
make a difference. If someone like, I like when Taylor
985
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:54.659
Swift was like, not that we're Taylor Swift, but when
986
00:48:54.989 --> 00:48:58.030
Taylor Swift was like vote, I imagine a lot of
987
00:48:58.110 --> 00:49:00.150
young people voted because she said that.
988
00:49:00.650 --> 00:49:03.809
For sure. So let's pull a Taylor Swift and say vote.
989
00:49:04.269 --> 00:49:05.210
Next time you can.
990
00:49:05.349 --> 00:49:08.179
You talk about, you know, that does require a lot
991
00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:10.559
of courage for someone like her. I mean, some people
992
00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:14.409
might not think that, like, oh, who cares? But, you know,
993
00:49:14.489 --> 00:49:18.710
it's very divisive these days to say who you're voting for. Yeah.
994
00:49:20.099 --> 00:49:24.760
this huge platform of people that vote and think different
995
00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:29.260
ways than that. So for her to speak out is brave,
996
00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:34.289
you know. I think about, I've talked about her before,
997
00:49:34.329 --> 00:49:38.210
but Natalie Maines with the chicks and what they went through,
998
00:49:38.230 --> 00:49:41.619
I didn't know them when that whole controversy happened, but,
999
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:44.260
you know, she was on stage and just said something
1000
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:49.539
that in these days would be considered not scandalous at all.
1001
00:49:50.460 --> 00:49:52.159
And then their entire career was, um.
1002
00:49:53.980 --> 00:49:56.739
What did she say again? She told the story about
1003
00:49:56.780 --> 00:50:02.920
her wife went to Baskin Robbins and.
1004
00:50:00.949 --> 00:50:04.090
They were doing a little show in London and just said, um,
1005
00:50:04.510 --> 00:50:08.420
the war was about, was starting and, She's anti-war and
1006
00:50:08.460 --> 00:50:12.090
just said, like, we're ashamed that Bush is from Texas
1007
00:50:12.110 --> 00:50:17.570
because they're from Texas. And that was it. And the entire, like,
1008
00:50:17.809 --> 00:50:19.329
they started getting death threats.
1009
00:50:19.869 --> 00:50:20.369
That's insane.
1010
00:50:20.409 --> 00:50:25.119
People bulldozing their CDs. Radios wouldn't play them anymore. Bulldozing
1011
00:50:25.260 --> 00:50:29.420
the CDs. The own country music people making fun of
1012
00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:33.179
them at the award shows. I mean, like, tons of
1013
00:50:33.219 --> 00:50:36.429
death threats. You had to get security everywhere. So anytime
1014
00:50:36.449 --> 00:50:39.110
I'm being a real pussy, and I don't use that
1015
00:50:39.150 --> 00:50:42.949
word very often, but if I'm being a real pus,
1016
00:50:43.010 --> 00:50:45.349
I think about, I do think about her and I'm like, oh,
1017
00:50:45.409 --> 00:50:49.570
Nellie would be so ashamed. I gotta be stronger.
1018
00:50:50.070 --> 00:50:52.519
Yeah, we have to. Well, I mean, I don't want
1019
00:50:52.539 --> 00:50:54.960
to see anyone bulldozing handsome merch though, but it would
1020
00:50:55.000 --> 00:50:58.219
kind of amuse me to see someone bulldozing our ponties.
1021
00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:01.820
I guess I just figure, don't you use a bulldozer
1022
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:02.960
when something's really heavy?
1023
00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:06.239
Yeah, I don't think you needed a bulldozer to run
1024
00:51:06.300 --> 00:51:09.150
over a CD. I mean, the same effect could have
1025
00:51:09.190 --> 00:51:14.329
happened with a children's toy truck.
1026
00:51:14.789 --> 00:51:18.219
Well, friends, should we hear what Wayne Brady has to say?
1027
00:51:18.619 --> 00:51:22.789
Wayne Brady from the podcast What If. I used to
1028
00:51:22.849 --> 00:51:24.889
love that Whose Line Is It Anyway? Did you guys
1029
00:51:24.969 --> 00:51:25.730
ever watch that?
1030
00:51:25.989 --> 00:51:28.329
I thought they were gods when I was a kid.
1031
00:51:28.510 --> 00:51:30.289
They're so quick.
1032
00:51:30.789 --> 00:51:32.610
I used to love it. Yeah, I haven't watched it
1033
00:51:33.230 --> 00:51:34.230
in years and years.
1034
00:51:34.550 --> 00:51:37.010
I would love to see slow improv.
1035
00:51:38.300 --> 00:51:39.489
Slow improv.
1036
00:51:39.550 --> 00:51:43.079
When Fortune just said they're so quick, I was thinking
1037
00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:46.820
how funny to see very delayed improv.
1038
00:51:47.269 --> 00:51:48.789
That would be good because you'd have time to think
1039
00:51:48.829 --> 00:51:49.829
about what you were going to say.
1040
00:51:50.250 --> 00:51:53.369
Yeah. I mean, it's not easy. It's not easy how
1041
00:51:53.929 --> 00:51:56.199
they do what they make it look effortless.
1042
00:51:56.599 --> 00:51:59.280
Well, Wayne Brady, especially with his songs.
1043
00:51:59.380 --> 00:52:00.659
And his songs, yeah.
1044
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:01.860
Yeah, let's hear what he has to say.
1045
00:52:02.219 --> 00:52:07.230
Well, my answer would be just trying my absolute best
1046
00:52:07.849 --> 00:52:11.070
to put some light out there. We do improvisation. We
1047
00:52:11.090 --> 00:52:12.210
make folks laugh, right?
1048
00:52:12.230 --> 00:52:12.329
Right.
1049
00:52:12.780 --> 00:52:15.909
So my aim is to get on stage, whether it's
1050
00:52:15.949 --> 00:52:19.630
in front of a few thousand people, a couple people,
1051
00:52:20.690 --> 00:52:23.309
and just bring some light. Because if I can make
1052
00:52:23.750 --> 00:52:29.650
someone else laugh, then I make myself laugh. And for
1053
00:52:29.710 --> 00:52:32.349
that day, one day at a time, at least for
1054
00:52:32.389 --> 00:52:36.019
that day, I've got some hope. And that's what it's
1055
00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:37.840
all about, a little bit of hope.
1056
00:52:39.150 --> 00:52:43.929
Oh, that's awesome, Wayne. I love hearing Thomas at the
1057
00:52:44.010 --> 00:52:48.579
end there. That's a beautiful answer, though. I feel like
1058
00:52:49.179 --> 00:52:51.440
he was so articulate when we were.
1059
00:52:51.699 --> 00:52:53.360
All like, well.
1060
00:52:53.380 --> 00:52:55.719
Well, people are on Instagram too much.
1061
00:52:56.199 --> 00:52:59.559
It is hard, though, when your job is to make
1062
00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:03.420
people laugh and you're having a bad day or going
1063
00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:05.039
through things yourself. Oof.
1064
00:53:05.670 --> 00:53:06.070
Yeah.
1065
00:53:06.110 --> 00:53:09.389
There's been some real doozies lately where I've just been
1066
00:53:09.429 --> 00:53:14.059
in a real funk. Yeah. And having to like dig
1067
00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:17.920
myself out of this hole to go and go make
1068
00:53:18.059 --> 00:53:21.449
people laugh. Like I love my job more than anything.
1069
00:53:22.329 --> 00:53:24.590
But God, those have been some trying times.
1070
00:53:25.389 --> 00:53:29.570
I know. And it's tough because people really forget that
1071
00:53:30.349 --> 00:53:35.510
you have a personal life, a private life. You have
1072
00:53:36.250 --> 00:53:41.440
bad days, hard stuff going on, and you are supposed
1073
00:53:41.480 --> 00:53:44.900
to be the person that they saw on TV or
1074
00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:47.800
on that stage no matter when they run into you.
1075
00:53:48.420 --> 00:53:51.800
You better not be tired. You better not be in
1076
00:53:51.820 --> 00:53:55.030
the middle of a very important conversation. You better not
1077
00:53:55.090 --> 00:53:58.909
be having anything going on at home. Nothing. Losing a
1078
00:53:58.989 --> 00:54:01.289
friend out of nowhere. Nothing.
1079
00:54:01.989 --> 00:54:02.309
You know?
1080
00:54:03.670 --> 00:54:07.590
Adrenaline of being on stage does focus the mind like
1081
00:54:07.610 --> 00:54:10.900
that's a and at least it's it's an exchange like
1082
00:54:10.980 --> 00:54:13.079
you yeah thing of being out in the world or
1083
00:54:13.099 --> 00:54:15.199
having to do like a radio show or something like
1084
00:54:15.219 --> 00:54:17.420
that is tricky but there's something about being on stage
1085
00:54:17.460 --> 00:54:18.860
that at least gets you out of your head for
1086
00:54:18.880 --> 00:54:19.500
a little bit.
1087
00:54:19.340 --> 00:54:22.030
Yeah for sure and then hearing those laughs it does
1088
00:54:22.170 --> 00:54:25.210
make you feel like it's like okay I needed that
1089
00:54:25.269 --> 00:54:28.030
you know yeah yeah it's so hard to get yourself
1090
00:54:28.090 --> 00:54:31.030
on the stage but then when you're there like Okay.
1091
00:54:31.230 --> 00:54:31.610
Okay.
1092
00:54:31.650 --> 00:54:33.449
We got this. We're in this together.
1093
00:54:33.469 --> 00:54:33.550
Yeah.
1094
00:54:33.929 --> 00:54:34.469
Yeah.
1095
00:54:34.489 --> 00:54:34.789
Yeah.
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It is crazy how that can snap you out of things.
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Yeah.
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It's so wild.
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Yeah.
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Whether you're tired or you're having personal stuff going on
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and you get on the stage. The worst is when
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you get on the stage, you don't have a great show.
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It's like, oh, my God.
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I was already down. I should have never said yes
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to this. Well, that was a delightful episode. And thank
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you to Wayne. And yeah, does anybody have? Fortune, you
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got your tour?
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Yeah. Coming up on May 1st, I got Greensboro, North Carolina, Roanoke, Virginia, Baltimore, Pittsburgh,
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Grand Rapids, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Kansas City, Mulvane, Kansas, Vegas, Knoxville, Tennessee,
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and Lexington, Kentucky. Lots more cities, too. So fortunefemester.com for tickets. Beautiful.
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I got April 25th at Largo in LA. And then
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just check out my social media after everything we said today.
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Check out my social media.
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Mae lives on there. Yeah.
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For other shows that pop up. And you can watch
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Feel Good on Netflix if you haven't.
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If you want to feel good, baby. Yeah, yeah.
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Well, for me, June 14th, I'll be in Eureka Springs, Arkansas,
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and then I will be in P-Town, August 23rd. And
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if you haven't watched my new stand-up special that's newish,
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about a year old, hello again on Prime Video. And
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then I'm also working out new material in Los Angeles
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at Largo and Dynasty Typewriter, sometimes in Toronto. Go to tignotaro.com
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for all the information. And also, if you like this
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episode or any other episode, share it with a friend
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and help us build the handsome community. Subscribe to the show.
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Subscribe to our YouTube channel so you can see our
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handsome faces.
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Do all that.
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Yeah. Until next time.
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Keep it handsome.
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Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and
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Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by
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Thomas Ouellette. Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com. And please
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follow us on social media at handsomepod.
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What a podcast!
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What a podcast! What a podcast!
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