HE GOT MARRIED!!

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Oh my gosh Ryan geez Louise that was brutal holy
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shit I'm not sleeping tonight welcome back everyone it's me
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your least favorite person Raymond joined by your favorite person
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Nick and an agreeable person Ryan thank you What? I
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know my role. Raymond, you're the host. You have to
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explain what this is. Don't do 6-7. We've been recording
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for two minutes and you did 6-7. I don't know
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what that means. I'm old. Anyways. So as usual, we're
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joined by Ryan and Nick and as well myself. And
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we give life advice. Although... I've recently disproven some of
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Nick's life advice. So we're going to have to get
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into that later on the episode. If you do want
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to send us any life advice questions, you can send
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us an email at send us engine stuff at gmail.com.
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And we'll be sure to get to it. What's the
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name of the podcast? The engine failure. You didn't say that.
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Ryan said it. He invited everyone to the engine failure. Yeah.
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It was a good invitation. I wasn't paying attention. I
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was just pulling up. Nick is getting older and his
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memory is not as good these days.
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This is episode 34 of The Engine Failure. The last
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episode was recorded four years ago in Raymond's parents' basement.
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September 4th, 2022. Wow, we're almost four years to the day.
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There are some stories to be told.
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Okay, so can we do a quick recap of where
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everyone is? Actually, can we address the elephant in the room?
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What's the elephant in the room?
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Why are we on Discord?
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Well, because we all live in different locations now. Ryan's
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in Toronto. I still live in Montreal because I'm French
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and Nick lives in the capital of the country. So
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he makes all the important decisions. Basically. That's how I'm
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a politician. Pretty much. Oh, you are sweet. Can I
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vote for you? I'm running for prime minister. Yes. A
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busy guy. Move back to Quebec. I want to vote
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for you as premier. I'm a busy guy. Well, it
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was worth a try. Okay.
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So we need a little life recap for everyone.
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Okay.
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Ryan, you go first. um maybe we end off with
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unironically unironically that's the accurate description of the life recap
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pretty much nick hit.
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Us okay you want me to start i'll start i'll
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start i'll start okay you start so i moved away
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from montreal in 2020 but i guess we were already
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recording differently is that how you say it now what montreal.
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You pronounce it you pronounce it like you've never lived
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there english montreal oh my god i'm so disappointed.
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All right sorry i'll say it like raymond i left
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uh but i guess i was driving in for podcasts huh.
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Yeah yeah the last one if it was september of
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what did you say 2022 yeah.
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So i would have driven in for like two years
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of podcasts uh he lasted.
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Four minutes You know what it is, Nick?
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That would actually be a new personal best for Ray.
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Nick, when the camera's plugged in, it actually drains the
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battery mucho, mucho fast. Raymond, that's not an angle we need.
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Leaked, leaked. Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
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All right.
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Audio listeners, Raymond just filmed his pee-pee.
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Yeah, okay. Well, we're going to see how long it
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might go. so heads up my camera just might give
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out randomly we'll see what happens with that okay well
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we'll see how long we see ray's beautiful face okay
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anyways i moved and i haven't become a politician yet
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but i'm working on it uh between then and now
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i became a not so professional race car driver and
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only crashed once and then made very many poor financial
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decisions that's about it why are they poor financial decisions
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that's what i want to know just you know The usual.
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You spend money, you lose money, you get depression, and then,
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you know, you go in a big circle.
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Are we talking about the Porsche here? Because I feel
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like that's a good buy. I mean, it might be.
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I don't know. I just feel like you missed an
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opportunity to buy something else. I agree.
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I think you should have taken the advice that you
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gave us on every other episode of The Engine Failure.
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Buy an Aston Martin. What a disappointment you are, Nick.
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I don't appreciate this, just for the record. What do
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you mean? Could have bought an Aston Martin. Lance Stroll
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would have been your man. You could have asked him out.
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Maybe with my purchase, Lance Stroll could have actually finished
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the Grand Prix this year.
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Has he still not finished a race yet? Meh. That's
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actually impressive.
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He's still in like the Dutch Grand Prix or something
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because he's so far behind.
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Oh my. Yeah, I stopped watching F1 this year, but yeah,
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that's pretty bad. Oh yeah, I did too. Oh, yeah. Well,
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I guess everyone did. All right, Raymond. So could we
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have your life update?
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Yeah.
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So last time we recorded the podcast, we had just
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had a barbecue at my place, which is at that
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point we said, let's have a podcast. It just so
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happens that the barbecue I had just met my... My wife. So, uh, yeah. So, uh,
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I met her, uh, a couple of months later, we
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started dating. I'm now married. Uh, I don't know what
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happened there. Apparently I'm responsible in some shape or way.
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I have no idea. She even came in here before
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I recorded the podcast, make sure I made sure I
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was wearing the ring properly.
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Uh, wow.
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Doesn't want those pesky internet folks to.
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Get any ideas, huh? Oh, yeah, because you know me, right? So, yeah,
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that's pretty much it. Or else I've become a salaryman
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instead of a YouTuber. That's where we're at. Is that
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the accurate description? Raymond, you're like the Mark Zuckerberg of
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this podcast. How am I Mark Zuckerberg? I don't know.
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He does coding, right? I'm beyond insulted. He does coding?
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Mark Zuckerberg does coding? All right, cool. I mean, he
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probably did, right? He did. My understanding was that he
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was more on the business side. Yes. Oh. I didn't
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watch the movie Social Network, so we're probably not the
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people to be talking about. Raymond, you could be my
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Jensen Wong. There had to have been a little bit
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of HTML in there somewhere. There you go. There you go. Oh, look,
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Orion spoken like a true marker. This guy is going
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to sell you something. Marco, unfortunately, couldn't make it today.
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We really tried to get him on board, but he
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just couldn't make it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Could we explain what happened with Marco? So Marco still
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sells cars, just in case you're wondering, except if you
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want an Acura, you can hit him up. No longer. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Marco went through a bit of a car mishap.
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Anyways.
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This morning let me read the group chat i said
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hey big day boys engine failure 7 p.m what nobody
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else knew is we had already arranged this what last
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week or something like oh yeah marco said i'm in
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oh my raymond's camera anyways marco ended up messaging an
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hour before we started and said can we do 8 p.m.
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And then uh.
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Well hi marco if you're watching this we all ignored
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you and started recording so hi marco polo he might
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show up he won't listen to this he'll never know.
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Yes but he might show up halfway through this is
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the kind of thing he would do might happen we'll.
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See all right so raymond do you need to expand
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on your wedding anymore or we'll get to that yeah
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i got married uh there was your wedding yes everyone
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came to my wedding it was incredible thank you guys
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it was simply lovely lovely raymond's internet now died well
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done raymond hey.
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Doesn't he look good though oh okay he's back he's
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back hi raymond my freaking computer just froze you're no longer.
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A youtuber raymond youtuber retired.
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Yeah dude it's bad it's bad yeah.
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So we went to raymond's wedding it was simply lovely
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were there any.
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Degenerate compliments uh degenerate moves you mean anyone did anything
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to get themselves into trouble yeah it did No, I
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think we were all on good behavior. We were all
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on good behavior. Probably highlight of the wedding was Marco
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at the end of the night getting everyone to run
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around in a circle to a song called Zorba Greek.
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If you don't know it, you can look it up.
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It's basically you start walking in a circle until you
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run and everyone falls apart. It's good times. At 1 a.m.
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At 1 a.m. Dude, my guy's athletic. Have you seen
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Marco run? Peak physical condition, this man. We were just
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getting some cardio in. Just getting some cardio in. We
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were burning it all off. Yeah, burning on the dance floor.
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Hey, Ray, did you know we actually ended up stealing
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burgers from your wedding and gave them to the homeless?
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Yeah, that's okay. That was the plan. Oh. There was
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too much food. I mean, the food was lovely. Great.
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The food was... Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate
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it very much. Oh, yeah, I have a dog. Hi, Dax. Oh, yeah. Hi, Dax.
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Got a dog. Turns out dogs are really awesome. However,
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you do fall in love with them, so slight problem there.
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Raymond's supposed to have no emotion. Exactly. Was that my character?
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What kind of person was I when we started the podcast?
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You need to put your glasses on, and then the
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old Raymond will come back.
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Oh my gosh. I don't even know where they are. Okay. Okay.
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We'll come back to Raymond. Ryan, what's your, what's your story?
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Uh, what's changed since 2022? Hmm.
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Still a nine to fiver. And I guess there is, well,
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a not so big elephant in the room. Don't have
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an Aston Martin. So therefore still single.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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So Ryan, raymond and i are actually very excited you
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brought that up because earlier today right raymond and i
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came up with a plan and this is actually an
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intervention okay bye again raymond.
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No i'm being pro i'm being proactive flipping it on
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and off now so it doesn't time out i didn't
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say i need to do the settings but it's fine
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don't worry about.
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It Yeah, so Ryan, unknown to you, a couple hours ago,
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Raymond and I jumped on, and we came up with
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a lovely plan.
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All right, let it rip. So. We did. Ryan. I
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don't remember this.
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Raymond, you do.
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Gentlemen. We literally spoke about it five hours ago. Oh, yeah,
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we did. So, Ryan.
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Gentlemen.
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You're a busy guy. I am a very busy guy.
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You're an online dater now. Yeah, we've succumbed to things. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You say that. No, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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It's 2026. It's true. Also, hold on. I'm a true podcaster.
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I have my mug. Oh, yeah, let's do a mug reveal.
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You want to do a mug reveal? Okay, we'll get
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back to my story in a second.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, let's do a mug reveal for the
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audio listeners. Good job, guys. Great podcasting. There's a video.
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Mine says fur dad. Ryan says the child.
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That could not have been more planned.
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My wife bought this for me. My wife. However, you
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can ask these two, by the way. I've just been
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calling her my wife to everyone I talk to, and
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it's great. It's a great privilege. I'm very blessed for that.
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Any guesses as to where someone buys a mug like this? Winners.
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It's a fancy mug. Homesteads. No, she bought it at
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a plant store. What? I know, right? Plants? Like a garden? Yes, exactly.
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They sell mugs too. Everyone sells mugs. Anyways, so. Yeah,
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big mug guy. Ryan.
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Yes.
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Online dater. Correct.
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Raymond and I have come up with a strategy to
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alleviate some anxious energy that you might get while on
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these dates.
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Let's do it. Just for context, we all know things
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are getting very expensive these days, and it's hard to
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afford things. So Nick and I thought, or actually, credit
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goes mainly to Nick. I was just saying, yes, that's
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a good idea.
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Like, what, did we dip from an Aston Martin to like...
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Like a Dodge Charger or something?
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Nah, so we've had some budget cuts here on the podcast. Usually,
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we would have rented you an Aston Martin to be funny,
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and then you could have gone on a date. But
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budget cuts and inflation have made that a little difficult. So,
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we've decided to do something. We have made engine failure stickers.
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I really appreciate you saying we, Nick. I didn't do
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any of this, but yes, we have.
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Made- And I'm going to put them on the store.
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And 100% of the proceeds will go to funding Ryan's
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next date.
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Sorry, let us add a bit more context. There's a
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bit more rules to this. It will go to funding
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Ryan's next second date.
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Oh, right.
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We don't want it. We don't want him to watch out.
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Watch out. We don't want to blowing the budget on
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a nobody here. Okay. There needs to be feelings involved.
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Okay.
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It needs to be the love of his life. Okay.
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Don't fuck this up, Ryan. Try.
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So if you would like to contribute to Ryan's love.
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Buy a sticker. Literally. Insert plug here. If enough people
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buy the stickers, I'm just saying we could theoretically rent
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Ryan and Aston Martin for the evening. It is possible.
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There is a world in which that happens. Hold on.
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I'm doing some math. Talk amongst yourselves. Ryan, how do
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you feel about picking up your wife-to-be? Or sorry, not wife. Okay,
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maybe I'm pushing things a little, but your future wife... Oh, okay.
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That's really weird.
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Whoa.
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How much does it cost to rent an Aston, like,
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for a day? Like $ 1, 500?
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$ 82, 000? You think? For a day, why would it be $ 82, 000? No. $ 1, 500
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to $ 2, 000. Oh, to $ 2, 000. Yeah, maybe. Sounds about right.
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Not that I've ever rented one, so I wouldn't be
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able to tell you. Okay. Well, if we're selling stickers
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for $ 8, that means.
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We only need to sell like 200 packs.
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And then Ryan can rent an Aston for his date.
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Okay.
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For a podcast. If that hasn't changed, someone needs to
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come here and film it. There you go. What do
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you think we're going to do? I'm going to clear
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my schedule. I will be there the next day. Ryan,
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I think you failed to remember what we did to
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Nick's first date with one of his girlfriends at one point, okay? Oh,
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you should tell that story. Oh, my God. I can't
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remember if we ever told this story, but once upon
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a time, Nick was dating a girl, and he was
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going to a movie theater. Ryan and I just happened
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to hear about this, so we decided... to intercept like
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good friends would. It was a fantastic moment. Wait, wait, wait, pause.
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This was intentional? Oh, 100%. How did you? Oh, come on. Oh,
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come on, please. I thought you guys might have been
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on a date. Okay, all right. Clearly, you know it
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was intentional. Great. All that to say, We're pulling up
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to a movie theater. So there's a movie theater in
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downtown Montreal. We know where he's going there. We even
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know what time and what movie he's saying because, you know,
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we're his friends. So we tell him, oh, Nick. Wait,
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did I tell you all this? I leaked my whole
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first date. Yeah, because we're friends and we're like, what's
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your plan? You got to make sure it's a good date.
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Give us the details. We'll give you feedback. And you're
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kind of like a sucker. You gave us everything. You
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gave us everything. So Ryan and I pull up to
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the intersection. I'm driving. And Ryan just goes, there he is.
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And then, Ryan, no, maybe, huh, huh? Go ahead.
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Raymond, Raymond, we were listening to music. Raymond was driving,
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lowered the music to zero, opened up his window.
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And go ahead, Raymond. Well, first thing I said is, unironically,
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I told Ryan, don't say anything, don't say anything, don't
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say anything. And then I proceeded to roll down my
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window as I drove past the intersection, yelled, hi, my
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name is Jeff. All I see is Nick holding the
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girl's hand, look at me, and politely give me the bird.
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as right and i drove away but it gets better
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10 out of 10 so i remember this i don't
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remember what would you know what movie you were going
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to see i don't remember what movie.
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Nick went and go see the avengers and we went
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to go see jurassic world.
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This is doubly funny by the way so uh the
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reason why it's doubly funny is because nick doesn't like
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superhero movies no that's not true i.
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Like avengers You do? I liked Endgame, just for the record.
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Oh, okay. Interesting. Overrated, but I liked it. At the time,
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he was... We can get into those later, but... That's fired.
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At the time, he wasn't the biggest fan. So the
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fact that he went to go see because there was
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a girl involved, you know, it gives you the power
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that a woman can really move a man's heart. That's
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the important takeaway there. So we park up. Ryan and
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I head in. Ryan and I had tickets to go
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see Jurassic World because we're not complete dumbasses. We're not
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going to book tickets for the same movie, just one
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that starts conveniently around the same time. And at that time,
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you know, Guardians of the Galaxy, Chris Pratt was popping. Oh,
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my God. Look who it is. Did I call it?
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Did I call it?
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Nobody said anything. Hi, Marco.
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Welcome back to the Engine Failure. Welcome to the Engine Failure, Marco.
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How are you doing, bud? Hey, Marco. Okay, hi. Bro,
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you can still come. Come join.
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I don't understand what I say. Can we do it
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at 8? No.
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It's past our bedtime.
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People work for a living.
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Yeah, I know. Tell us what it's like, Marco. Marco, Marco,
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you got to tell us. What's the last four years
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been like?
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It's been fun.
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There you go.
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Yeah, what are your big changes that's happened in four years, Marco?
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Got engaged.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, got to get married. Big changes. Moved out.
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Got a condo.
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Got life together. Became a sales manager at Acura. A
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lot has changed.
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Bought an Aston Martin.
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Yeah, okay.
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Minus the Ferrari. That's the only thing that's missing.
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Minus the Ferrari. Marco, are you in your car on
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your way home? Yes, he is.
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Yes. I thought you guys were just on Discord. I
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didn't know you guys were live.
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This is going to be a really funny interject.
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Anyways, well, I thought you guys were doing it at later.
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What time did you guys agree on?
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7 p.m. 7. As was posted in the chat.
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Thanks for letting me know.
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Okay marco you'll be in episode.
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Two it's yeah episode two episode 35 thank you i
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appreciate that.
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Oh get it right get it right exactly and you
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guys did you guys discuss on what what's progressed in
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the last four.
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Years yes we have yeah we're we're good we're going
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through it buddy Ryan's done. Everyone's done. We're good. Yeah, Marco,
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be honest. What's changed in Ryan's life in the last
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four years? Literally.
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Absolutely nothing. Actually, possibility of actually finding his wife.
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Everyone in our group says it like this now. I
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love how you did it unprompted too. My wife.
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Ray, did you mention my wife?
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I did indeed. Don't you worry. I let the people
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know about my life. My life.
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My life.
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But that's the thing. I didn't have no contacts, so
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it was a bit different for me.
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All good. All good. Well, Marco, don't worry. We're going
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to send you an invite for the next one, and
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you can join if you get home later. But we'll
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resume our story.
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Oh, what's the story about? I can't stay in and listen.
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Yeah, you can definitely listen. Marco wants an early sneak peek.
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There we go. Okay. I'll be honest. So... As we
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walk to the washroom, walk around the corner, Nick is
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just there. He's literally there leaning on the wall, waiting
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for the girl to come back out of the washroom.
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We literally make eye contact. He looks at me like,
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what the hell are you guys doing here? No time
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for words. Ryan and I are just gone.
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I've never seen people move so fast in their life.
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Biggest U-turn I've ever, fastest U-turn I've ever made in
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my life.
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You guys must have been bursting.
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Nope.
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Oh, dude, we turned around so quick and those were
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some great steps. All that to say, Jurassic World, an
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okay movie. Yeah, Avengers, okay movie. The memory, 10 out
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of 10. It was Avengers Age of Revolt. One of
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the all-time great moments. Absolutely fantastic. Good times, good times.
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What's everyone driving lately? Oh, dude. Okay, sure, let's do this. Actually,
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speaking of other things that haven't changed, Ryan, what are
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you driving? It's the Accord. It's the same. Yeah, a
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Honda Accord. Let's go. A Honda Accord, baby.
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It's actually slightly less Honda Accord than you had last
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time because some of it keeps rusting away and it
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ends up.
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In the atmosphere. It's got D3. Still has D3. Wait,
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it is D3? Yeah. More torque, baby.
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I still don't know what D2 and D3 do.
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I just want Ryan to pull up to a drag
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strip and crush Nick's Porsche in a straight line for
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some reason. Just like that would be the ideal world.
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Nick actually heard the funny sounds the Accord makes now
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just a couple of weeks ago. Oh, it sounds like
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a race car. It does. A big race car. The
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weight reduction upgrades kicking in. It's part of the package,
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but it takes a couple of years before it kicks in.
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I'm still driving the Subaru, if you guys remember that car.
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Subaru Impreza. That one that got stuck in that snow
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bank that time ago. Yeah, no, that was the jeep.
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No, you got both stuck in a snow bank.
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Yes, I did. But there is an epic drift video
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on YouTube.
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Yes i filmed it absolutely that was the best drift
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video ever.
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For clarification at no point did any public roads of
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the subaru just yes that.
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Video has to resurface i'm surprised.
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When you upload put the link in the description oh
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my gosh no problem all right great fantastic so uh
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still driving the impreza uh nick what about you F-150.
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How many cars have you gone through in the last
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four years? Can you elaborate? I'm pretty sure there's more
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than one car. How many? I had my Subaru. Yep.
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A different Subaru. Yep. And then I had a Raptor,
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and then I had a normal F-150. Okay, cool. What
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other cars? No, that's all. Nope, there's more cars. Nope,
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that's all. Nope, there's more cars. Okay, there was a GR86. Yep.
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Yep, about that.
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No, no. It's twin. What twin? Come on. Which one?
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Come on. The Miata? There we go. Oh, the Miata. Yeah,
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there was that one. I didn't know the Miata was
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a twin to the GR86. I'm learning things. There was
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a Porsche. And then there was a little Honda. Random question.
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Is the Porsche worth more than all your other cars combined? Yes. Yes.
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That's actually hilarious. No, because then it justifies if the
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house starts burning down. No, no, because the logic is
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clear now. If the house burns down, you know which
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car you're saving. The map is extremely clear. No kidding.
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The Porsche. Everyone get in the Porsche.
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The good news is if there is a house fire,
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at least you know where to get the first fire extinguisher.
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True.
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Oh, yeah.
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It has a fire extinguisher in it.
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Ah, so does that mean you save money on your insurance?
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Did Porsches catch fire? No, it was an optional extra.
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Because they catch fire. No, they don't catch fire. Oh, okay.
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Because they catch fire.
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They don't catch fire. Marco, if I am buying a
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car and I go to your dealership and you, Marco,
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the sales guy, tell me, hey, also, there's the fire extinguisher.
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yeah because it catches on fire yeah i'm gonna be
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like i agree it's like if like i'm selling you
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a car with a touch-up paint pen it's because you're
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gonna get scratches and dings on.
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It right you don't tell if someone a car with
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a fire extinguisher.
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Like it means the car's gonna catch on fire hey
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marco hey nick i bet you your fire extinguisher really
479
00:25:25.769 --> 00:25:27.950
helps you on the track it helps you go faster.
480
00:25:27.589 --> 00:25:29.150
Yeah no kidding.
481
00:25:29.549 --> 00:25:32.730
I have a theory okay I have a theory. Oh,
482
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here we go.
483
00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:36.970
I have a theory that the reason Porsche and probably
484
00:25:37.029 --> 00:25:40.190
other car companies allow you to put an optional extra
485
00:25:40.509 --> 00:25:43.289
of a fire extinguisher in your car. It's so when
486
00:25:43.549 --> 00:25:44.440
the wife gets in.
487
00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:48.950
She's more annoyed by it. I think so.
488
00:25:48.990 --> 00:25:54.890
Honestly, I think it's to discourage passengers in the car.
489
00:25:55.069 --> 00:25:59.390
Exactly. That's my theory. I think it's designed to discourage passengers.
490
00:25:59.829 --> 00:26:04.109
You're buying keys. I was going to say, you buying
491
00:26:04.150 --> 00:26:07.309
the car is probably pissing her off. So that way Nick.
492
00:26:07.170 --> 00:26:09.079
Can say, I'm going on a drive and no one's
493
00:26:09.099 --> 00:26:10.700
going to say, oh, I'll come with you.
494
00:26:10.759 --> 00:26:13.589
Are you sure you want to come with me? The
495
00:26:13.609 --> 00:26:16.450
fire extinguisher is going to be in the way. Exactly.
496
00:26:16.509 --> 00:26:18.990
It is in the way. It is in the way.
497
00:26:19.009 --> 00:26:20.710
And how much do they charge for that option?
498
00:26:22.099 --> 00:26:23.940
How much is a normal fire extinguisher?
499
00:26:24.460 --> 00:26:27.619
I don't know. If you go to Walmart, how much
500
00:26:27.660 --> 00:26:30.019
is a fire extinguisher? One second, one second, one second. Guys,
501
00:26:30.900 --> 00:26:33.720
we have to clarify. A regular sized fire extinguisher is
502
00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:35.880
not what he has. He has like a tiny, it's
503
00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:37.920
a mini. It's a mini. So let's say what?
504
00:26:38.759 --> 00:26:40.289
Jack, it's probably like 50 bucks.
505
00:26:40.289 --> 00:26:48.250
50 bucks? It's $ 32. Walmart.ca. $ 32 for a fire extinguisher. Okay, gotcha.
506
00:26:48.309 --> 00:26:53.819
We're all responsible adults, you know, living in places. Who
507
00:26:53.859 --> 00:26:56.019
here has a fire extinguisher.
508
00:26:55.460 --> 00:26:58.940
In their home? Mark, are you raising your hand? Oh,
509
00:26:59.559 --> 00:27:00.839
Raymond and I raised our hand.
510
00:27:01.019 --> 00:27:04.160
That's not great for a podcast.
511
00:27:04.400 --> 00:27:08.660
That was awkward. Ryan, you don't have a fire extinguisher?
512
00:27:09.309 --> 00:27:11.710
I do not. You should probably have one. Wait, do
513
00:27:11.730 --> 00:27:21.309
you have sprinklers in your condo? Apartment? No. Oh. Okay, well.
514
00:27:21.750 --> 00:27:25.569
Not only do I not have sprinklers, above the stove
515
00:27:25.710 --> 00:27:27.230
and the oven, there's not even a fan.
516
00:27:27.589 --> 00:27:30.190
Wait, you don't have a thing above your stove? No,
517
00:27:30.230 --> 00:27:32.670
he's in an old building. There's no vents. How do
518
00:27:32.690 --> 00:27:35.559
you vent out? You open the window. Open the window
519
00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:38.000
and the door. Wait, what if you make like a burger?
520
00:27:38.359 --> 00:27:41.460
Or a steak? Well, you cook on, like, medium. You've
521
00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:44.519
got to cook on, like, a medium heat. You're going
522
00:27:44.539 --> 00:27:48.519
to fumigate your place. How sensitive is your fire alarm?
523
00:27:50.319 --> 00:27:54.509
Pretty sensitive. It's okay. He doesn't have sprinklers. Wait, wait, wait.
524
00:27:54.630 --> 00:27:56.829
How often does it go off? Oh, no, no, no.
525
00:27:56.890 --> 00:27:59.829
I've only, like, probably set it off, like, twice. Oh,
526
00:27:59.849 --> 00:28:02.609
you've evacuated the whole building twice. Good times. No, like,
527
00:28:02.670 --> 00:28:06.640
just my detector. Oh, okay, gotcha. In my unit, yeah.
528
00:28:07.500 --> 00:28:15.480
So Nick, how much is your fire extinguisher? $ 900. Sorry? $ 600.
529
00:28:14.559 --> 00:28:21.920
Go again? $ 600. Oh! Not as bad as I thought.
530
00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:25.819
Not as bad as you thought. I was expecting like $ 1, 500.
531
00:28:25.619 --> 00:28:29.809
It's Porsche. Also, the Canadian dollar is not worth much, so.
532
00:28:30.569 --> 00:28:34.009
I don't know if that's US or Canadian for the record.
533
00:28:34.029 --> 00:28:36.730
Okay, well then, okay. That's what I got to learn.
534
00:28:37.259 --> 00:28:38.880
It adds a nice aesthetic to the car.
535
00:28:39.579 --> 00:28:42.269
No, it's very annoying. And I can't put my shopping
536
00:28:42.309 --> 00:28:42.740
on the floor.
537
00:28:43.910 --> 00:28:48.289
You can't. Oh, you take your Porsche. You take your
538
00:28:48.309 --> 00:28:51.369
Porsche to the grocery store. I may have done it today. Yeah,
539
00:28:52.769 --> 00:28:55.890
there was how does that? Okay. How nervous do you feel?
540
00:28:56.029 --> 00:28:58.490
I was actually in the camera store earlier today for
541
00:28:58.509 --> 00:28:58.930
the record.
542
00:28:59.430 --> 00:29:02.160
And then I went to get food. Uh, but I
543
00:29:02.180 --> 00:29:04.759
just park at the back. And then how is it
544
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.799
driving a Porsche? Do you feel, uh, Confident, anxious.
545
00:29:08.299 --> 00:29:11.579
What's actually funny is it's way less stressful than the GTR.
546
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:13.460
I've actually never scraped the Porsche.
547
00:29:14.420 --> 00:29:17.289
Okay, wait, wait, wait. How is it less stressful than GTR?
548
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:19.089
Isn't it not lower to the ground?
549
00:29:19.769 --> 00:29:22.170
Probably, but it's just less stressful.
550
00:29:22.890 --> 00:29:27.950
Like in what sense of the word? I think it's.
551
00:29:27.890 --> 00:29:31.890
Just easier to drive. Like a lot easier.
552
00:29:32.650 --> 00:29:33.329
Fair, fair.
553
00:29:33.950 --> 00:29:35.819
But I can also be picky and choosy where I
554
00:29:35.859 --> 00:29:37.059
take it too, right?
555
00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:39.230
True. Or the GT-R, I kind of had to take
556
00:29:39.269 --> 00:29:41.490
it everywhere. For the record, it also adds up, but
557
00:29:41.529 --> 00:29:42.589
you hated that car, so.
558
00:29:43.009 --> 00:29:43.569
The GT-R?
559
00:29:43.990 --> 00:29:44.230
Yeah.
560
00:29:44.779 --> 00:29:47.720
It was great for about two weeks until it stopped working.
561
00:29:49.140 --> 00:29:51.789
I remember Nick came over to my place to record a...
562
00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:58.220
He got... What were the exhausts you got installed? Wasn't
563
00:29:58.259 --> 00:30:00.789
it the blue-tipped ones? It's the one that's the fire.
564
00:30:01.329 --> 00:30:05.910
It was not Akrapovic. It was something like that. It
565
00:30:06.069 --> 00:30:09.490
had valves. Yeah, so Nick got some fancy exhaust for
566
00:30:09.529 --> 00:30:12.390
his GTR because he wanted to spit fire for a video,
567
00:30:12.869 --> 00:30:17.230
literally doing it for the video. And you had to
568
00:30:17.269 --> 00:30:20.589
change the ECU or something computer-related? Yeah, I had to
569
00:30:20.609 --> 00:30:25.690
tune it. So I got a tune. And basically the
570
00:30:25.710 --> 00:30:28.829
computer on his car never turned off. So his battery
571
00:30:28.869 --> 00:30:32.529
just died all the time. 24 seven. All the time.
572
00:30:32.630 --> 00:30:34.670
Cause you know, he'd park and the dash would just
573
00:30:34.690 --> 00:30:37.750
stay on. Yeah. We used to give life advice and
574
00:30:38.009 --> 00:30:40.329
there was one particular piece of life advice. Nick used
575
00:30:40.349 --> 00:30:42.970
to give very often to a cop out of questions
576
00:30:43.009 --> 00:30:44.490
because he wasn't a man and he didn't want a
577
00:30:44.529 --> 00:30:48.599
man up to actually giving a real answer. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
578
00:30:48.630 --> 00:30:57.910
I'll answer people's questions now. I'm more mature now. All right.
579
00:30:58.190 --> 00:31:02.089
You heard it here. Send us engine stuff at gmail.com.
580
00:31:03.250 --> 00:31:05.369
Actually, would you like to know how mature I am?
581
00:31:06.089 --> 00:31:11.490
Go ahead. Here comes the most immature thing ever. So
582
00:31:13.259 --> 00:31:16.480
I went to get my food today. What'd you get?
583
00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:24.019
I got a bag of popcorn. Okay. And some flowers. Cute. Anyways,
584
00:31:24.619 --> 00:31:29.170
while I was driving home, Who'd you get flowers for? Me, myself,
585
00:31:29.230 --> 00:31:34.250
and I. Mature. Wow. You don't have flowers in your house, Raven? No,
586
00:31:34.269 --> 00:31:36.930
I don't buy myself flowers, Nick. Oh, well, no one
587
00:31:36.950 --> 00:31:39.529
else is buying me flowers, so I put flowers in
588
00:31:39.569 --> 00:31:41.829
my kitchen. I'll buy you flowers, bud. Okay, well, I
589
00:31:41.869 --> 00:31:43.150
know someone who could buy you flowers.
590
00:31:45.490 --> 00:31:48.650
Anyways, I hit 8,000 kilometers in my car on my
591
00:31:48.690 --> 00:31:49.230
drive home.
592
00:31:50.039 --> 00:31:50.259
Oof.
593
00:31:50.950 --> 00:31:55.809
So, what's the logical thing to do when you hit 8,000?
594
00:31:55.809 --> 00:32:00.630
Sell the car, get a new one. No. I drove
595
00:32:00.809 --> 00:32:07.089
eight more kilometers. You're actually living your best life. I
596
00:32:07.109 --> 00:32:08.549
love it. This is great.
597
00:32:08.569 --> 00:32:08.970
Thank you, Nick.
598
00:32:19.930 --> 00:32:21.420
Okay, so you want to plug the thing for the...
599
00:32:21.390 --> 00:32:27.869
You're 31 years old, by the way. Plug the email. Oh,
600
00:32:27.910 --> 00:32:29.230
I wasn't going to plug the email. I had a
601
00:32:29.269 --> 00:32:32.849
bone to pick. Oh, go on, then. Oh, my God. Oh,
602
00:32:32.890 --> 00:32:37.960
we're back. We're back. Okay, let's talk. All right. All right,
603
00:32:38.019 --> 00:32:42.480
so I was consistently sold the belief by my most
604
00:32:42.549 --> 00:32:45.890
successful friend. Sorry to tell you this, Nick. You're using
605
00:32:45.990 --> 00:32:50.690
the word success wrong. Okay, all right. By my friend
606
00:32:50.730 --> 00:32:53.609
who films himself doing weird things online, posts it, and
607
00:32:53.630 --> 00:32:59.539
people watch it. Is that the accurate way of saying it?
608
00:32:59.589 --> 00:33:02.690
I don't know. I don't know. You tell me, Johnny Sins.
609
00:33:03.809 --> 00:33:08.150
Oh my gosh, thank you. So, as I was saying,
610
00:33:08.349 --> 00:33:10.509
my biggest problem is I was sold the belief that
611
00:33:10.730 --> 00:33:13.509
if I bought an Aston Martin, it would solve all
612
00:33:13.529 --> 00:33:18.019
my life problems. Yeah. Specifically, it would allow me to
613
00:33:18.059 --> 00:33:22.099
get a girlfriend. Well, I got a girlfriend and then
614
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:24.339
I married her. Sorry, I proposed to her and then
615
00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:26.680
I married her. That middle part is kind of important.
616
00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:34.470
No Aston Martin. Lies. Lies in the streets. I'm just saying. Okay,
617
00:33:34.470 --> 00:33:42.170
50% chance. 50% chance. It's fine. He just doubles down
618
00:33:42.230 --> 00:33:45.640
right away. He's like, I got this. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
619
00:33:45.980 --> 00:33:48.539
I'm just going to say, at least you didn't do
620
00:33:48.579 --> 00:33:51.859
what other people did, Raymond, and went out and bought
621
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:56.440
an Aston Martin and then suffered many depressions. And when
622
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:59.660
I say an Aston Martin, I mean bought Aston Martin.
623
00:34:01.190 --> 00:34:03.490
Yeah, but that's what happens when you shoehole your son
624
00:34:03.549 --> 00:34:05.210
into a position he doesn't want to be in and
625
00:34:05.250 --> 00:34:06.809
then put all that pressure and put a bunch of
626
00:34:06.849 --> 00:34:09.510
money into him even though he's talented but not the
627
00:34:09.570 --> 00:34:13.619
most talented out there. Dubious questions as to whether or
628
00:34:13.659 --> 00:34:17.559
not you're doing it. Anyways, that's all to say. Oh
629
00:34:17.699 --> 00:34:19.820
my God. Okay, Ryan.
630
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:21.239
So what else is new with you? Do you have
631
00:34:21.260 --> 00:34:23.880
any bones to pick? How's the hinge game going?
632
00:34:24.139 --> 00:34:24.800
What's the meta?
633
00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:26.849
You know, there's a lot of people out there who
634
00:34:26.889 --> 00:34:27.429
are listening.
635
00:34:27.690 --> 00:34:30.690
There are. I'm on page. What's the meta? We're going
636
00:34:30.710 --> 00:34:32.909
to get their advice from Ryan. This is great.
637
00:34:32.969 --> 00:34:38.460
This is like the blind leading the blind, to be honest.
638
00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:42.400
It's rough. It's rough out there. Oh no. To be honest,
639
00:34:43.019 --> 00:34:43.719
the meta is.
640
00:34:44.659 --> 00:34:48.530
And, you know, you can send us questions about online
641
00:34:48.550 --> 00:34:51.289
dating here. But I did the most logical thing that
642
00:34:51.369 --> 00:34:51.889
I could have done.
643
00:34:53.090 --> 00:34:53.929
I had.
644
00:34:55.329 --> 00:35:02.130
Raymond's wife and another friend's wife make the profile for me.
645
00:35:03.630 --> 00:35:04.610
So many married people.
646
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:08.260
I think I think that's like the play. If the
647
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:10.699
struggle is real, like you got to have I think
648
00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:12.800
you got to have like someone else's perspective on it.
649
00:35:14.090 --> 00:35:16.469
You get the lady to make it. Exactly.
650
00:35:17.409 --> 00:35:21.920
Someone who's either in a relationship or married or whatever, maybe.
651
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:27.579
But yeah, again, this is like the blind leading the blind. Yeah. Honestly,
652
00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:30.500
the best piece of advice, the best way to get
653
00:35:30.539 --> 00:35:33.570
your profile done is to have, if you are interested
654
00:35:33.610 --> 00:35:35.389
in dating a girl, have a girl make your profile.
655
00:35:35.409 --> 00:35:37.230
If you're interested in dating a guy, have a guy
656
00:35:37.250 --> 00:35:39.809
make your profile. With that said, hang on. I'm going
657
00:35:39.829 --> 00:35:40.190
to be honest.
658
00:35:40.230 --> 00:35:41.909
I don't think the guys need that assistance.
659
00:35:42.250 --> 00:35:42.480
Hang on.
660
00:35:42.489 --> 00:35:44.449
There is a caveat. What do you mean the guys
661
00:35:44.550 --> 00:35:46.010
don't need that assistance? Go ahead.
662
00:35:47.190 --> 00:35:47.449
Nothing.
663
00:35:47.710 --> 00:35:50.909
I said what I said. Moving on. Okay. We're not
664
00:35:50.929 --> 00:35:52.110
finished here. We're not finished here.
665
00:35:52.369 --> 00:35:55.050
With that said, if you'd like the three of us
666
00:35:55.190 --> 00:35:56.889
to make your dating profile.
667
00:35:57.170 --> 00:35:59.090
Oh my God.
668
00:35:59.730 --> 00:36:05.059
Send us the information and send us engine stuff at gmail.com
669
00:36:05.579 --> 00:36:06.900
and we will make your prompts.
670
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:12.050
Give us some pictures and some things they like. We'll
671
00:36:12.090 --> 00:36:14.679
replace your head with a horse's head so we don't
672
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:17.179
give away your private information and we'll go from there.
673
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:21.539
We'll write the prompts. No problem. We'll write the prompts. Oh,
674
00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:22.059
I have one.
675
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:26.449
It's like the obvious one. Best video game you've played
676
00:36:26.469 --> 00:36:27.210
in the last four years.
677
00:36:28.510 --> 00:36:30.429
Oh, I know. I know, I know, I know, I know.
678
00:36:30.690 --> 00:36:31.309
Mine's locked.
679
00:36:32.690 --> 00:36:34.590
Raymond's not going to like mine and he's going to
680
00:36:34.630 --> 00:36:36.289
complain about it as soon as I say it.
681
00:36:37.900 --> 00:36:42.119
Go ahead. Hogwarts Legacy. You're cracked. Go on, I'm ready.
682
00:36:42.139 --> 00:36:45.690
Go on, I'm ready. You're actually cracked. Go on, I'm ready.
683
00:36:45.710 --> 00:36:46.190
I'm ready.
684
00:36:46.349 --> 00:36:48.530
I'm ready.
685
00:36:48.570 --> 00:36:53.889
Dude, you can literally, whatever, kill people in your school
686
00:36:53.909 --> 00:36:55.989
and your teachers are like, oh, don't do that again. No,
687
00:36:56.050 --> 00:37:01.909
you can't. That was a mod. What? That was a mod.
688
00:37:02.469 --> 00:37:05.980
What do you mean? You can't kill students. Raven, you
689
00:37:06.019 --> 00:37:09.880
can game. Oh, yeah, but you can do the spell, though? No,
690
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:14.000
not to people. Well, isn't the whole point of the
691
00:37:14.019 --> 00:37:17.000
spell to kill people? Yeah, but you can't bip students
692
00:37:17.059 --> 00:37:21.780
and teachers. Ah, understood. So they don't let you try
693
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:25.510
and do it. You can't just Avada Kedavra everyone. That's unfortunate.
694
00:37:25.530 --> 00:37:26.469
It would have been fun to do that.
695
00:37:26.489 --> 00:37:29.829
I guarantee you, you would have the same experience as me.
696
00:37:30.739 --> 00:37:32.400
I liked Harry Potter when I was a kid.
697
00:37:32.420 --> 00:37:35.639
Hi, Raymond. And... Oh, hi, Raymond.
698
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:37.909
As soon as I unlocked the castle, which is like
699
00:37:37.909 --> 00:37:41.469
15 minutes in, I spent the next five hours just
700
00:37:41.530 --> 00:37:42.190
walking around.
701
00:37:43.469 --> 00:37:46.130
Interesting. Because you're like, oh, I want to go to
702
00:37:46.170 --> 00:37:50.769
this location. I want to go to that location. I
703
00:37:50.869 --> 00:37:54.789
see your point. And I see why you would enjoy it.
704
00:37:57.329 --> 00:37:59.559
I just... I don't know. You know what it is?
705
00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:02.909
I have trouble picking up games that if I pick
706
00:38:03.010 --> 00:38:06.289
up and then I put down because life has gotten
707
00:38:06.329 --> 00:38:08.269
very busy for two or three weeks and I come back,
708
00:38:08.590 --> 00:38:10.469
I'm like, oh, I don't remember any of the mechanics
709
00:38:10.530 --> 00:38:12.610
or the timing for the combos. And it's really hard
710
00:38:12.630 --> 00:38:16.900
to pick up. That's fair. That is very fair. And
711
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:18.699
for that reason, for some reason, my game of choice
712
00:38:18.719 --> 00:38:22.039
became Europa Universalis V, which is a really easy game
713
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:24.400
to put down and pick up again. Absolutely. There's not
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like 50 embedded mechanics all on top of each other. So...
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I'm a hypocrite. Didn't you play a lot of Manor
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Lords too? Yeah, a bit for a while. I'll tell
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you what. Favorite game to pick up and relax on
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is Forza Horizon. Wow. No. Okay, let me tell you why.
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Because I can pick up, do a race, put it down,
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and I can come back three weeks later and know
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that I'm not going to be terrible at the game.
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I'll still suck a little because I always did, but
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not that much more than I would otherwise. Okay, fair, fair, fair.
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That is fair. It's a really fun game to just relax. Ryan,
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hit me up. What you got? The best game that
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I've played in the last four years.
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Ryan keeps buying games that I recommend and then not
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playing them.
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You gotta buy them on sale and then when you
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get too busy, your backlog just piles up and then
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you're like, oh shit. And it's just like kind of
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like a vicious circle that happens like over and over
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and over again.
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Oh, I actually have another one while Ryan thinks.
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I know I have. Oh, you got it? Yeah, I
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have it.
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I think the best probably game that I've played in
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the last four years and this little bit, I guess.
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Yeah, probably. the Resident Evil 4 remake.
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But caveat, I am, I know I'm really late, playing
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through Tears of the Kingdom, the Legend of Zelda game.
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Damn. It's quickly rising the ranks. Okay. I got another
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one for you. Really enjoyed. Story-wise, this game is fantastic. Literally,
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I cried. Honestly, almost better than any movies I've watched
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in the last couple of years. Claire Obscure Expedition 33. Oh, yeah.
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Also on the backlog. Have you played it at all, Nick?
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Or do you just know it exists? You have? How
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did I not know about this? It's on Game Pass.
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Oh my gosh. So did you like it? I didn't
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know they could raise RPGs. A little. I just played
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it because it was really popular and then I played more.
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Okay.
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Well, the story is absolutely fantastic. Very pretty game. Not
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just pretty. Fantastic story. All right, Raymond. Ryan, are there
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any final words? We'll be back. Oh, when are we
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doing another one? The next episode is happening in a month.
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We're going to be bringing back Engine Failure Monthly. Whoa,
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did you want to do it every week?
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No, I just think we won't do another episode for
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another four years, so it'll be 2030.
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Oh, shit. All right, let's go. I thought, dude. Okay. Understood. Understood.
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Actually, it'll be very close to GTA 6 time if
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we do it in a month. So that'll be very interesting.
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I'm excited. I'm excited. Well, we're going to see. I
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was thinking maybe do it once a month. It's a
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good time. We're going to get back into the rhythm
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of things. There was a little bit of rust on
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this episode, but that's okay. Raymond needs a battery or something.
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The Amazon cart is already going. And Ryan needs an
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Aston Martin for his second date. Perfect. Done. Absolutely. Well,
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we need to get to the second date first, so
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it's a lot of pressure already. Not going to lie.
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On that note, I really appreciate all of you guys
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for joining us on The Engine Failure. You can follow
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Nick on Instagram. You cannot follow Ryan on Instagram. Nick
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00:41:33.980 --> 00:41:35.679
also has a YouTube channel. Not sure if you've heard
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00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:38.239
of it. He makes some decent content there. Also drives
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around a racetrack, sometimes crashes. He talked about that earlier.
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I have an Instagram on which I don't post, so
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feel free to follow me there. I also have a
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YouTube channel on which I don't post, so feel free
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00:41:49.139 --> 00:41:54.789
to subscribe. I also have a TikTok on which I
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don't post, so feel free to follow me there as well.
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We're available on all your favorite podcast platforms as well
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as on YouTube. Until next time, take care, and hopefully
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we'll see you in a month, or at least most
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of us. Who knows? Maybe Mark will be there. Maybe not. No,
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we won't invite him again. Wow. That's so violent. What
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do you mean? He makes everything better. It's great.