Dispatch # 7

In a moment of clarity and freedom from the chains of his alter-ego Simon reflects on the carnage he has caused. Always one for seeing the bright side he does delight in the joy of getting a job which has real entertainment value. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this ninth dispatch the murky world of the illuminati is touched upon and Simon's experience of it is brought to bear. How it is responsible for Corona and his determination to prove it through Cousin David's help. Though David has not been helpful, that is until Brothe Benji gets in touch! Se…

Having got through another day in Paradise, Simon encounters some natural insect activity in his back yard whilst supping on his constitutional evening Pink Gin, immediately followed by another which horrifies and disturbs him. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Missing all normal social barriers at the best of times, Simon's state of permanent pissedistance proves unbearable for all the family and neighbours. Dragging his son Olly into his shenanigans on the pretence of celebrating his 18th is the last straw! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-ou…