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>> Ky: We're recording. I start the recording when you say
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record. So I just want everyone to be on the same picture.
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>> Ky: I start it when I say two.
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>> J Money: You're a that smart.
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>> Ky: Why would you do that?
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>> Ky: Because two's a very powerful sexual number.
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>> Ky: It is. You can't have sex with less than 2. I
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mean, not real, Sean.
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>> Ky: You most often have sex with one.
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>> Ky: Hey, can we be real? Am I the
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only one of us that has a, pocket rocket?
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A pocket pussy?
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>> J Money: I think so.
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>> Ky: I don't know what that is. In earnest. Don't get it.
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Please don't show it to me. I don't.
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>> Ky: I'm not gonna show it. I wouldn't. I would t. I would.
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>> Ky: Some other fucking tatters is the.
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>> Ky: No, no, no, no. The only thing is like all the silicone
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is starting to show its years, you know, but otherwise
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it's fine. I cle itatter
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every. It's not in tatters. I clean it after every
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use. It just needs hot water and soap. You don't need anything
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else?
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>> Ky: Just old, weathered
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or like American flag? Like dirty?
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>> Ky: No, not at all. Not at all.
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It's not like that. It's not like that. Listen,
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if you get a worthwhile, what do
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they even call it? A flashlight. But you do it
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from I listen, you want, you want some advertisers.
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Here we go. Tanga T N
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G a Tanga, makes
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incredible male sex
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toys, sex products. And
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if you go to the website TGA TGA T e N m
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G a you will see this isn't some basic
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plastic bullshit that, you know, looks literally like a
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flashlight. This is a thing that looks like
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science made it. Okay.
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>> Ky: This is, this is something you could fuck in the
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shower, you know, you.
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>> Ky: Could fuck it in space, bitch. Get out of here. You can
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take this thing anywhere. It, it is travel,
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it is ready for anything. And let me tell you,
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hey, it's been some years since I bought it. Middle of
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pandemic was a lonely time. You got toa do what you gotta do. But I'm just
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saying, the first time I used it, not even 30
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seconds. Not even 30 seconds, bitch.
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I nutd into that shit after like five
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pumps.
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>> Ky: Okay, you're off the
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podcast.
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>> Ky: I a had a rack to dry it on.
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A rack to dry it.
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>> Ky: You got your coffee mug, you got your pink Stanley
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cup back there. Ok, turn the godamn camera.
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>> Ky: You don't need to see what I'm doing back there. You don't need to
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know me. Let me turn that up to you.
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>> J Money: Don't even.
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>> Ky: Even know how many pens I have. Okay, get out of
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here.
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>> Ky: I do love the. It's a beautiful vase you've got
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there behind you.
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>> Ky: They're all dead flowers. Don't fuck with me.
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>> Ky: Oh, wow. no, actually, so
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I think I can say truthfully, I have never
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bought a. A sex
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toy product for
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myself or. Or anyone else. I. I
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think I did buy edible panties as a joke one time.
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>> Ky: What about. What about, sex lube?
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>> Ky: No.
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>> Ky: Nothing.
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>> Ky: I have, Well, that's a lie. I did buy KY jelly one
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time, but
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it's a mess. It's too
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lubricating.
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>> Ky: No, no, hold on.
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>> Ky: Is that what you put in your little. Your little cock sleeve? You
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guys, no.
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>> Ky: Tenga makes its own lube to come with the toy. All
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right.
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>> Ky: S. I used a manufacturer,
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approved lube.
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>> Ky: Listen, when they make that shit, it is like.
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It is like physics. Dick
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dynamics based, all right?
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>> Ky: I imagine those aerodynamic, like 3D
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models, but it's just a cock. And one of the things.
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Do you want me to go get.
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>> Ky: It's not far away. I'll show you the physics of it. All right.
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>> Ky: I'm sure you're never more than 15ft from it in your entire
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life.
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>> Ky: I'd say it's more than 15ft. Maybe like 30ft right
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now. Maybe 40, you know?
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But, yes, I get further when I'm in the kitchen or in
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my podcasting area. I am the most
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far away from my cock rocket
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physics based get you nutting in
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30 seconds tool that I've ever owned in my life. And
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I have a hand. I had two hands. All right, bitch. You better look
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out
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lefty and righty. What do you need me to work with?
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I got it. I am ambidextrous where my dick
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is.
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>> Ky: Necessating quickly
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so quickly got to you beating off. It took us no time whatsoever.
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>> Ky: we're talk. My cock rocket. All right, where do you really think this was
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gonna go now?
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>> Ky: What was the initial question you asked?
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>> J Money: I think you just brought it up, like, apropos of nothing.
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>> Ky: Connor is correct. That is the way that it makes the
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most sense.
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>> Ky: Oh, my God. Well, Connor, please
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expect my email resignation at the close of this ep.
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>> J Money: Ie.
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>> Ky: Don't you d. And you're not gonna send it to me? Who the fuck
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do you think you are?
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>> Ky: No. Your dick's gonna be chock full of freickin cock
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rocket. I can't. You hate. You won't have a hand.
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>> Ky: Chock full.
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>> Ky: Hel.
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>> Ky: You got it wrong. My cock rocket's gonna be chock full of my
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dick. All right. It's a different method. You gotta get it
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right. I have a cheap bottle of wine. all
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right. Bay Bridge Chardonnay, everyone.
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Enjoy that.
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>> Ky: Enjoy this. Wow.
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>> Ky: We.
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>> Ky: We are plugging a lot of sponsors who pay us nothing.
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Jesus.
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Oh, my God. Well, I do
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have a shorty tonight. That is. I really don't have a single
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transition for this. Besides the fact that it is a little
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bit based in Seann's life
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experience.
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>> Ky: How so?
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>> Ky: Okay, so, I'd like to talk about. Oh, welcome to
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Lesser Known People podcast.
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There we go. I'm K. White.
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This vape is too strong.
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>> Ky: This watermelon keeping dry out herech.
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Lookout.
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>> Ky: I'm Kyjelly. I'll be doing a quick little story for you guys tonight.
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I've got, Khan, baby, how you doing?
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>> J Money: I'm great. I mean, I wish I could be.
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$4 bottle of wine vape pen.
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>> Ky: You wish?
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>> J Money: I wish. I wish. That could be my night.
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>> Ky: Dude, that's not gonna wish. Connor, you could make it happen.
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>> J Money: I could.
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>> Ky: I doordash if I know anything about the area
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you live in.
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>> J Money: Probably not.
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>> Ky: Also, John joined by a drunk
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hairy person named Sean. Hello.
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>> Ky: I'm mildly drunk. All right? This is not even the full fledge.
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Cause trust me, I won't remember things when I'm
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fully drunk. And I'll remember tonight.
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I'll remember tonight. I promise you that.
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>> Ky: That's great. Well, you know, we'll remember it too.
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>> Ky: That's good. Someone needs to'pro not gonna be
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me, bitch. Look out.
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>> Ky: So, tonight I, want to talk about how federal
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income tax is illegal.
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>> J Money: Nice. I've heard this. I've heard this before.
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>> Ky: Yes, yes. And Sean, I know that
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there was a number of years where federal income tax
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did not happen in your life.
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>> Ky: In my life, bitch. No. Happened in
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my life. I really hope that our
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podcast does not go so strong that the IRs
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suddenly takes attention to me, because there's about four years
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of my life where I didn't care about them. They didn't care about
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me, I didn't care about them. It was. It was kind of a around Robin
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there.
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>> Ky: Yeah, but you got. I think I thought the story was that you got square
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in the end, so.
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>> Ky: I didn't get square until I heard Pandemic was going
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to end up giving us money. And that's when I decided,
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oh, I should do my taxes, because doing my
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taxes will make sure I get stimulus.
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>> Ky: Ah. well, there you go. See now you're on up.
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>> Ky: Well, you know, kind of,
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kind of.
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>> Ky: Enough. Enough anyway.
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>> Ky: Enough where they're okay with me to have sent me money.
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And by the way, I need more money. Government.
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Where are you at? Let's just say it.
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I'd love it.
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>> Ky: I am m. I am into any sort of government handout someone
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can possibly give me. I would love that if I
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could. I'd like to suckle on Uncle
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Sam's teat as often as I can. Those big
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thick dark nipples he's got as.
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>> Ky: As most true liberals should
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be. Yes, I'm with you baby. Give
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me those dark nipples. I am ready to.
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>> Ky: I love that we're visual now so that people can just
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see your pert lips just gunning for those
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Uncle Sam. Dar Sam.
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>> Ky: Just like that.
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>> Ky: That's how I work for just like.
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>> Ky: And as whiteide as he is. He's got dark nipples.
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He's got dark nipples.
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>> Ky: He does, he does. and if you were only hear in the audio
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version of this, check out our YouTube. We got full length videos
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on there now of the whole O. Yeah brother.
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So, but yeah, so this, this goes around. Basically
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around this time of year we start to get social media
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posts little kind of nuggets of. Is
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tax. Is it legal to be taxed? Is. Is
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federal income tax legal? And some assholes on
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social media will say no it's not. Never pay your taxes, blah
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blah blah. So I didn't look up all these
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people by any stretch, but I found one guy
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who probably isn't the originator of it,
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you know, not by a long shot. Tax is a tough thing,
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but I found what would be maybe the
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granddaddy of it all. And his name is Irwin Schiff.
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Oh, 10. Yeah, back in like
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the. I think he started in the 80s kind of going down
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this route. he says federal
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income tax is illegal because the filing of income
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tax is voluntary and
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requires voluntary compliance.
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And voluntary compliance is
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misleading because it makes you
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seem like you have to do it, but you don't have to do
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it according to the IRs. The IRs, are the ones using the term
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voluntary compliance.
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in the IR''s vocabulary?
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>> Ky: I think the, the phrase
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voluntary compliance very much likely appear
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somewhere. However, voluntary compliance
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just basically means that we're not making
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you do this, but we will make you do this eventually.
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>> Ky: Right? That kind of
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dates
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denates. No, that cancels
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out the word voluntary bitch. Do
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it or there will be consequences. That doesn't Sound voluntary
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anymore.
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>> Ky: Yeah, we're giving the opportunity to comply
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until we make you comply.
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>> Ky: But I'll be.
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>> J Money: His whole argument on the legality of it is that,
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you can't be forced to voluntarily comply.
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>> Ky: Yeah. So that's. That's exactly. That's a big
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piece. And then he also said that no
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tax assessment can be made unless a tax return has
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been voluntarily filed. So if you're
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saying you're going to assess my income for. For
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taxes and I don't voluntarily submit
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that information to you in a tax return,
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then I can't. You can't
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whatever. Levy taxes against me.
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>> Ky: But isn't that exactly what an audit means
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from the IRs?
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>> Ky: Yeah, they're just. Okay, yeah, I'm
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not going to get into the who's and what's and whys. The IRs makes us
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do our own tax returns, which I do think is fucking stupid.
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Like, there is a. There is a version of this, of
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somebody holding the rulebook is telling you, hey,
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play this game and we'll give you an idea of the
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rules. We know what the rules are and we know what you should be
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paying, but you have to not fuck it up and tell me
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what you're gonna pay me. But I have all the rules. It's an
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annoying fucking game to play as.
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>> Ky: As a person who'played that game, I will be the
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first to say, if you don't play the game, no one's coming after
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you. But that's just four years of experience.
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For me, that's only four years. And I
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knew that I was making
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not a lot of money. So the government. If you wanted my
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dick for those four years, you weren't getting much anyway.
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Let's just put it that way.
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>> Ky: Well, I think they probably just had bigger fish to fry
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than our dear dirty Servb, you know what
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I mean? They're not gonna come after the. The 400 bucks you
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owe them.
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>> Ky: Okay, they owed me 400 bucks
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because I made so little money. But, but I.
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>> Ky: Your face, motherfucker.
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>> Ky: Yeah, it's right. You should have given me money. I did you a favor
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by not firing my taxes.
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>> J Money: But.
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>> Ky: But all to say, let me get real with it. Just, just for
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the. The iota of a second, I
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thought, not having known anything about
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the. The argument you're making here or what you read
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about, I thought this goes back to the Revolutionary War, like,
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no taxation without representation. We made
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our own country. We fought the British, we got our own
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country. You're going to be taxed.
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That's America.
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>> Ky: Well, it's. Every single country
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that operates and has a federal or state government
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is taxed. I mean, your taxes pay for the very basic
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things that you can touch. The roads, the
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lights, the other street lights, all that shit.
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>> Ky: That's why I'd love to know where this argument
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began where you don't have to pay
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taxes voluntarily. I would love to know how
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this person began this argument.
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>> Ky: So one of one of Irrwin's big things
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was that it's federal income
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tax he is okay with. He's perfectly
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comfortable paying state income tax because that's who's maintaining his
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roads and that's who's doing this and that's who's doing that. He doesn't want to
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pay federal income taxus. It's not listed in the
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Constitution, which is
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false. The 16th Amendment does list it.
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It gives Congress the right to assess taxes against
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depos. Sure, sure. Yeah. So he's
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wrong, but he doesn't want to pay federal taxes.
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>> Ky: All right, well, you know, I would love to not have to jerk
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myself off most days, but when you got to do
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what you got toa do, you got to do what you got to do.
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>> Ky: I mean, technology is getting you ever closer. Look how close you already
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are.
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>> Ky: When I started, there was no technology, Kyle. I was
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in the shower using my mind's eye to beat
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off to titties that I would imagine. Okay,
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there's no technology being used there. I was
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13 years old.
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>> J Money: You got your co. You got your cock rocket now.
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>> Ky: yeah, when I'm like, fucking in my.
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>> J Money: The moon.
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>> Ky: What about when I was in my teens? We didn't have the
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Internet.
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>> Ky: Yeah, but you also had crazy
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horniness. Then it didn't matter. You didn't need a pocket rocky. Your hand
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was sufficient.
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>> Ky: I'm not more than y'all. Y'all are just
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less than me. That's what I'mnna say about my
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horniness.
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>> Ky: Okay, well, because you, you are God's horny. A
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soldier. There's no question about that for sure.
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>> Ky: I mean, hey, you're the one that told me that you beat off
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standing up and that, that put kind of a,
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a divider there of just like, how are you
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comfortable? How is that making sense?
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You enjoy. You're using muscles that you shouldn't
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be using when you nut.
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>> Ky: But I need those. I need those. I'm. I'm thrust. I'm
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like. I'm practicing fucking.
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>> Ky: While I'm beating off, you're practicing being a meerkat.
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Okay, What?
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I gotta stand Up. That's what you're
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practicing. So.
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>> J Money: So wait, wait, wait. You just hold your hand steady like stationary,
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and then you just move your hips.
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>> Ky: Who. Yeah,
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whole like'what I.
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>> Ky: That's what.
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>> Ky: Practice my dirty talk on myself,
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you dirty bitch. yeah.
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I mean, all that's fucking true. Cuz I'm a champ. You know you never get
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bread. What did Kobe do? He shot 10,000 shots before
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practice started. That's what I'm doing. This is
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the. Before the game. Treat it like the game,
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okay?
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>> Ky: I mean, I love the guy, no offense, but just step
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into one. Wrong helicopter. All right?
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>> Ky: That's alla.
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Say that anyway, you son of a
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bitch. So, actually, the very
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last thing that, that Ewin said about his taxes is that
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the tax courts have no dir. No jurisdiction over
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him in particular.
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>> J Money: Just him.
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>> Ky: He's a man of his own accord. Because,
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you know, I just wonder when they. When there's like
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a literal wording out there that says
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everyone. This will be applied to everyone. I wonder
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how he's not everyone.
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>> Ky: Well, he's special, and so are you if you
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ch. To buy, bitch.
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>> Ky: I was about to say it. How would this apply to me? I'm
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fucking special, all right?
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I live in California. I got two dogs and a
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fiance. Your shit doesn't apply to me, all
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right? It's just not there. I don't feel't.
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>> Ky: It doesn't count. And that's. That was his whole thing, is it didn't
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fucking count. Doesn't apply to me. So he released. In
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like 1992, he released a book
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titled. This is the stupidest, longest
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title. It's called the Federal
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Mafia. How, the government illegally imposes and
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unlawfully collects income taxes.
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Mouthful for no fucking reason.
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>> Ky: That might be the longest book title I've ever heard.
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>> Ky: Yeah, but the Federal Mafia is pretty good. That's
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a nice. You know, he got something there. And then he
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just shit down his back.
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>> Ky: I don't know. Up his back? He was doing a handstand
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when he took a shit in his hand.
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>> Ky: Really wanting it. but his advice
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was so incorrect in the book
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that ten years after it was released, the
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California Court of Appeals finally
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ruled that they had to take it off the
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shelves.
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>> Ky: Just California, though? No other state?
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>> Ky: Well, yeah, it wasn't allowed to be published. And that was like the
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publishing houses in California or whatever.
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>> Ky: But, savvy businessman would you just switched
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to what, Texas? He'd be fine there, right?
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>> Ky: Oh, and he released like five or six books. They just.
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They finally came around. To that like you have to stop telling
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people wrong information. It's
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damaging their lives.
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>> Ky: I just want to ask is it wrong?
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>> Ky: It's wrong.
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>> Ky: Okayk. I got four years that might say
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different but I want to hear your argument. I want to hear
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his argument.
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>> Ky: Yes. So I mean
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the reasons I gave up top are basically just what he
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lists over and over in all these different books. I think he is
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just finding different publishers and going the books. And he did
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like, he has like, there might be like a few YouTube videos
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he's on. and
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he like was kind of trying to be an influencer
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before kind of the age of social media with all this shit. But
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the, one of the reasons they took his book down is because
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the IR's estimates that over 5,000
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people got caught up in his little system of what
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he would tell. Like, oh, you know, get your tax return, fill it out
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this way and you won't have to pay any taxes.
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>> Ky: Right.
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>> Ky: That was his thing. It's like you're going to file a thing, but they
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won't be able to take any taxes from you. And it. Those
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5,000 tax returns represented $56 million
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to the IRs.
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>> Ky: Damn.
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>> Ky: So they were like stop it,
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stop.
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>> Ky: Well, I mean in today's
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monetary values where
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the country's what, trillions of dollars in
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debt. I don't even think 56 million would
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really put a dent in that. So
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I mean it's still $56 million. Yeah, it
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is. It's a lot. It's still a lot.
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>> Ky: The government $400 that Sean owed, you.
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>> Ky: Know, it might have been. No, no, no. They owed me.
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Let's get it right. They owed me. I am
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a. Those four years I was a poor
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motherfucker and they should have paid me and I chose
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to let them keep it.
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>> Ky: See, look at that. You're. You're a good citizen. You're a fucking
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patriot, dude.
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>> Ky: You know, I'm helping the government. I am truly
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an American.
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>> Ky: That's right.
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>> Ky: In the strongest sense of the word.
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>> Ky: books.
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>> J Money: Do these books also contain advice on what to
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do when the IRs finally comes calling?
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>> Ky: I don't believe so you do o taxes.
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Right, okay, right. He didn't release a book. When you
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go to tax court,
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when you get charged with tax evasion, that one never
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hit the shelves. Which is shocking because he went to court
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like seven fucking times.
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Seaw is laughing from fucking two rooms away. He's probably getting a
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quick beat off session in
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>> J Money: He's gonna come back with his little pocket
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rocket.
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>> Ky: If he starts jerking off, I'm. I'm off the
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podcast. I'm gone. I just want to
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show you guys.
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Please don't.
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so anyway, so he u. He went
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to court. Yeah, like, 50 fucking times for. For tax evision.
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On himself, Obviously for himself. Excuse me?
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And eventually, all his, you
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know, court cases and fines and all that ended up being
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a total of 13 years in prison for him.
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>> J Money: Holy shit.
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>> Ky: Yeah. And, well, mainly for tax evision. Right. It was,
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like, almost 12. 12 years for that, and then he had
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a year for contempt of court.
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>> J Money: that makes sense.
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>> Ky: Yeah. He was probably a total bitch the whole
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time.
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>> J Money: Because you're a judge doesn't mean you can tell me to be quiet, and I have to be
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quiet.
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>> Ky: Oh, dude. Yes, he does. That's exactly what's gonna happen.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I would love to do the same thing. Listen,
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I u. I would love to go in front of court and
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argue the. The motion. Right? Like, my. I, was 16
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when I got my first, like, speeding ticket. My brother was like, go
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fight it. Odds are you'll win. Even
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if everything is against you, you'll probably win.
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So I understand that higher courts might care,
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but I'll tell you, I got a few tickets
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driving, and every time I fought it, I won to some
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extent. So if they came at me
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for those four years that I wasn't paying taxes,
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let's just say I'm ready in my heart,
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even if I'm not ready in my pocketbook.
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Okay.
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>> Ky: I would just love that to be like, all right, just approach it like you're fighting
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a ticket. You all k. Like, we're charging you double, and we're
510
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putting fines on top. Fuck. And then you leave, and that's it.
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>> Ky: It's like, yeah, but you got my address wrong with one
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letter. I don't know if that should count. Okay. I
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told you what it was. Y'all got it wrong. So,
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by the way, I won one speeding ticket because they spelled the
515
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address wrong. Just saying.
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>> Ky: Just that happens. Yeah. And if. Honestly, if the cop never shows,
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then you win the ticket every time.
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>> Ky: Every time.
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>> Ky: Every time, every time. So it's always worth, Well, in
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this case, all the cops showed up to his fucking court hearings. I'll
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tell. Yeah. So he got
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13. He got 13 years in prison for tax evasion and
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contempted court, and he was ordered to repay
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4.2 million bucks.
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>> J Money: Oh, my God.
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>> Ky: Because my guess is he was not claiming or he's not filing taxes on the
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money he was Earning from these books that.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> Ky: People were buying.
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>> Ky: I would like to know, did he pay?
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>> Ky: he died in prison.
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>> Ky: Yay. I mean, wait, he went to prison? Hold
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on a second, hold on a second.
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He. Because of the taxes, he went to prison?
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>> Ky: Yes.
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>> Ky: I thought there wasn't a debtor's jail.
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>> Ky: No. Well you go to prison. Straight
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to jail. What? Look at your
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fucking face, dude.
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You will go to prison if you earn. If you owe enough money, you will go
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to fucking prison.
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>> Ky: I thought America was built on many
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ideas, but one of them being there is no
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debtors prison.
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>> Ky: Well, it's not a debtors prison. I
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this think that if you maybe. Okay, so I think
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it could be a situation that if you say I'll serve, you
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know, five months in jail so that you'll
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drop the amount I amount of money I owe you by
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$100,000. If you owe that much money, they'd be like
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all right, fine. Instead of 4.2 you can O4.
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That way you do 2 months in J. A few months in jail.
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Drop it down a little bit. No harm no filou.
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>> Ky: Don't they pay as a government to
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keep you in jail?
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> Ky: How does that work, I wonder? We'll make you pay
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less in taxes if you go spend a year in jail. Where
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we bath.
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>> Ky: I've never been to tax court.
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I do. I also actually have some some
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celebrity tax evasion honorable mentions.
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>> Ky: Oh yeah.
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>> Ky: Oh yeah, yeah, these are juicy. So of course
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I was very curious about Wesley Snipes. We all know the world's greatest
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vampire. and hun.
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>> Ky: Hun, but also half
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vampire.
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>> Ky: Yes. he owed a total of
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9.5 million bucks.
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What? Jesus. Yeah, that's no small
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potatoes. M.
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Mike, the situation Serrenino from
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Jersey Shore.
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>> Ky: Oh, that fucker.
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>> Ky: Yep. He was sentenced to eight months in prison for tax
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evasionus. So he
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said he could not pay the 2 millionars or whatever he owed in
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taxes. So they're like, all right, well if you can't pay it,
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you're going to prison. All right, prison. You go,
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man.
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>> Ky: Dude, that's rough.
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>> Ky: Yeah, well he like, you know, he made his money fast and he spent it
584
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really fast and then he true, he couldn't do
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it. Richard Hatch
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was he was the winner of a season of
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Survivor, one of the first seasons of it or
588
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whatever. So he got, he got a million bucks when he won.
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Yeah. And then he, he never paid taxes on
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it and so he was sentenced to 51
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months in prison.
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>> J Money: Wow.
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>> Ky: So he Must not able to make any like
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restitution at all.
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>> Ky: Don't know.
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>> J Money: Would you take a million dollars if you had to go to prison for two years?
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>> Ky: Yes, I think so. I
598
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would. Because look, don't ah, pay taxes.
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They send you to prison. The moment you're about to go in, you
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put $2 million worth of you know,
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whatever investments you'll probably
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make double or more by the time you're out of
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prison.
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>> Ky: Yeah, yeah.
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>> J Money: I mean or you could just pay your taxes.
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You could, you get
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$400,000 of that in taxes and you get
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$600,000 that.
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>> Ky: You didn't have before that you won on a fucking game show.
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>> J Money: You don't have to go to prison.
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>> Ky: I'm with you guys. That is the
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smarter decision. But he
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likes food that tastes like ass,
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so he chose that.
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>> Ky: And, and the potential for you know, non consensual sex with
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a man. There's always that.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> J Money: You can't put a price on that.
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>> Ky: You can. It is $400,000. I will pay
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you that to not go to ratepe Me in the
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butt prison. That is where I will go.
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who else? So all right, they got. Okay, they did
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our boy Sinbad. They did him dirty.
624
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He filed for brank bankruptcy in in
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2013. He claims he owed
626
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$8.3 million to the IRs
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from. Because he didn't pay any taxes from 98 to
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06.
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>> Ky: Oh dude.
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>> Ky: That much money then there's no way. I mean
631
00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:24,370
it must have been like royalties or something cuz he wasn'working that
632
00:27:24,402 --> 00:27:25,098
much then.
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>> Ky: He was honestly I do remember, I
634
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did not watch them but he did a lot of like stand ups
635
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:34,012
like HBO and whatever the fuck. He did a lot of
636
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:36,664
those in the late 90s and 2000s. So
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I would imagine that's. That's like what they say right? Like when
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you're. I know a slightly different industry but if you're like
639
00:27:42,436 --> 00:27:45,260
in a musical band, you're not making your money from
640
00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:47,530
cds, you're making your money from
641
00:27:47,682 --> 00:27:50,314
concerts. So I would similar
642
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for standups. Like if you do
643
00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:55,786
especially a televised stand up, you're making a lot of
644
00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:58,722
money. And even in when you're that big and you're not doing a
645
00:27:58,738 --> 00:28:00,894
televised stand up, you're probably making
646
00:28:01,194 --> 00:28:04,098
thousands if not tens or hundreds of thousands of
647
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dollars for a big stand up
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event.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I mean if he's. If he at the time he was pretty big and he went
650
00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:13,031
to Med DOA tour and he's making I don't know, 10
651
00:28:13,079 --> 00:28:15,975
or 20 grand a weekend. I mean, that's a lot. Over
652
00:28:15,991 --> 00:28:18,975
the course of a year, if he's working a lot and making shit to money. I mean,
653
00:28:19,071 --> 00:28:20,867
and again, over the course of.
654
00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:23,423
God, how long was it?
655
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>> Ky: Eight years.
656
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>> Ky: Eight years? Yeah. I mean, and again, it could be a
657
00:28:27,727 --> 00:28:28,895
little back taxes in there.
658
00:28:28,991 --> 00:28:31,903
The worst. The worst one of all, which we should not feel bad
659
00:28:31,935 --> 00:28:34,241
for this guy at all, was, was Joe
660
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Francis. Joe Francis.
661
00:28:37,113 --> 00:28:38,325
That ring any bells?
662
00:28:38,501 --> 00:28:39,125
>> J Money: No.
663
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>> Ky: It will. He is the founder of Girls Gone
664
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Wild.
665
00:28:45,237 --> 00:28:48,023
Yes. So he he pled
666
00:28:48,055 --> 00:28:50,823
guilty to two misdemeanor counts of filing false
667
00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,827
tax returns in 2009.
668
00:28:53,527 --> 00:28:54,427
Asshole.
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00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,583
This is the best part. Where he withheld
670
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$500,000 in interest income. And bribe
671
00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:04,223
jail workers. and bribe jail workers. Report
672
00:29:04,255 --> 00:29:06,572
the, LA Times. He was ordered to pay
673
00:29:06,692 --> 00:29:09,172
$250,000 in restitution to the
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IRs and was sentenced to 300 days in jail
675
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and one year of probation.
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>> Ky: Could have been worse. I'll say that as my first
677
00:29:18,604 --> 00:29:19,552
reaction.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I think. And when I readn it, I was like,
679
00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:25,738
that kind of fits. That kind of fits. he seems like
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00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:27,982
a giant bitch asshole, like
681
00:29:29,872 --> 00:29:32,744
would bribe jail workers to not
682
00:29:32,808 --> 00:29:35,808
go or to like let them out or. I didn't read the further story.
683
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,544
I'm sure he'd be somebody very interesting to cover in the future.
684
00:29:38,608 --> 00:29:41,576
>> Ky: But you're right, like if he bribed that
685
00:29:41,624 --> 00:29:44,412
much money while in jail, he could have paid
686
00:29:44,872 --> 00:29:47,872
not much more than that to just not go to
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00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:48,280
jail.
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>> Ky: Just don't go to jail. Pay, pay money to not be in
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jail.
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00:29:52,072 --> 00:29:54,836
>> Ky: Right. I would do, I would do that. I don't want
691
00:29:54,884 --> 00:29:57,780
some non voluntary. But sex, that's. That's not where
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00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,588
I live. That's not how I am. That's not who I am.
693
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:03,356
>> Ky: That's not how I want to spend my Tuesday afternoon.
694
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>> Ky: That's no, there's no way.
695
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,724
>> Ky: No, I'd rather work and just now.
696
00:30:08,788 --> 00:30:11,356
>> Ky: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturdays or
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00:30:11,444 --> 00:30:13,636
Sunday, would I like to spend that kind of
698
00:30:13,684 --> 00:30:14,472
afternoon?
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>> Ky: could be open on a Sunday. Maybe a Sunday.
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>> Ky: Okay, well, if you put yourself open then, you know, I'm just
701
00:30:19,923 --> 00:30:22,603
saying, why don't you have a pocket rocket like I
702
00:30:22,635 --> 00:30:25,323
do to understand how you don't
703
00:30:25,395 --> 00:30:27,499
need that?
704
00:30:27,502 --> 00:30:30,285
>> Ky: my worry is that you bought this like from TIMU and
705
00:30:30,301 --> 00:30:32,725
it's shaped like an elephant pussy or something weird.
706
00:30:32,821 --> 00:30:35,429
And now it'I.
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00:30:35,453 --> 00:30:38,349
>> Ky: Didn't join Teo until 2024 and
708
00:30:38,373 --> 00:30:40,965
I bought my weird dick pocket in
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00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:43,437
2020. All right, those are four years
710
00:30:43,477 --> 00:30:46,301
apart. They don't Add together business
711
00:30:46,349 --> 00:30:46,937
wise.
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00:30:49,637 --> 00:30:52,571
>> Ky: Well, plug. Well, this is the outward plug.
713
00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:55,427
What's the name of your pocket rocket company?
714
00:30:55,807 --> 00:30:58,063
>> Ky: Do it one more time. Tenu
715
00:30:58,215 --> 00:31:00,927
tg. Tengu.
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00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:03,975
>> Ky: See, I feel like, that was. That was tu'like
717
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:06,999
original name and they just did a flip it in reverse and just rebranded
718
00:31:07,023 --> 00:31:07,982
themselves as TU M.
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00:31:08,287 --> 00:31:11,023
>> Ky: They sell like, you know, little pullable wagons
720
00:31:11,175 --> 00:31:12,895
and. And eyebrow shaver.
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00:31:12,951 --> 00:31:13,263
>> Ky: They.
722
00:31:13,335 --> 00:31:16,023
>> Ky: No, Temu and Tengu are two
723
00:31:16,095 --> 00:31:18,919
very different companies. By the way, they both support us as a
724
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:21,903
podcast. Either or might be advertising us.
725
00:31:21,935 --> 00:31:24,803
I'm just saying. Yes, we're ready for what the future
726
00:31:24,835 --> 00:31:25,419
brings.
727
00:31:25,563 --> 00:31:27,927
>> Ky: And if you would like assigned
728
00:31:28,707 --> 00:31:31,643
John's pocket rocket, let us know.
729
00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,699
Unless there no people to come.
730
00:31:33,803 --> 00:31:34,567
>> Ky: I don't.
731
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,507
>> Ky: Oh, did we losing.
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00:31:39,627 --> 00:31:40,647
>> J Money: He lost him.
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00:31:41,187 --> 00:31:44,003
>> Ky: He's gone. He died. He got so
734
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:46,707
excited about his pocket rocket, his mic exploded.
735
00:31:46,787 --> 00:31:49,615
>> J Money: Yeah, I think he's just been screaming at his mic so much, the mike just gave
736
00:31:49,631 --> 00:31:50,187
up.
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00:31:52,087 --> 00:31:54,959
>> Ky: We can't hear him at all. Jesus. All right, let's
738
00:31:54,983 --> 00:31:57,823
end it here. We love you guys. Thanks for listening again.
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Pay your taxes.
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00:31:59,567 --> 00:32:01,107
>> J Money: Yep. Don't die in jail.
741
00:32:01,607 --> 00:32:04,231
>> Ky: Yeah. Don't do all those things.
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We pay for our freedom. Let's just pay your taxes. Yeah.
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>> Ky: All, right. We love you.
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>> J Money: Love you guys.
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>> Ky: We're recording. I start the recording when you say
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>> J Money: You're a that smart.
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>> Ky: Why would you do that?
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>> Ky: Because two's a very powerful sexual number.
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>> Ky: It is. You can't have sex with less than 2. I
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mean, not real, Sean.
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>> Ky: You most often have sex with one.
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>> Ky: Hey, can we be real? Am I the
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only one of us that has a, pocket rocket?
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A pocket pussy?
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>> J Money: I think so.
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>> Ky: I don't know what that is. In earnest. Don't get it.
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Please don't show it to me. I don't.
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>> Ky: I'm not gonna show it. I wouldn't. I would t. I would.
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>> Ky: Some other fucking tatters is the.
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>> Ky: No, no, no, no. The only thing is like all the silicone
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is starting to show its years, you know, but otherwise
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it's fine. I cle itatter
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every. It's not in tatters. I clean it after every
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use. It just needs hot water and soap. You don't need anything
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else?
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>> Ky: Just old, weathered
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or like American flag? Like dirty?
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>> Ky: No, not at all. Not at all.
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It's not like that. It's not like that. Listen,
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if you get a worthwhile, what do
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they even call it? A flashlight. But you do it
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from I listen, you want, you want some advertisers.
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Here we go. Tanga T N
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G a Tanga, makes
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incredible male sex
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toys, sex products. And
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if you go to the website TGA TGA T e N m
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G a you will see this isn't some basic
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plastic bullshit that, you know, looks literally like a
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flashlight. This is a thing that looks like
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science made it. Okay.
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>> Ky: This is, this is something you could fuck in the
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shower, you know, you.
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>> Ky: Could fuck it in space, bitch. Get out of here. You can
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take this thing anywhere. It, it is travel,
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it is ready for anything. And let me tell you,
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hey, it's been some years since I bought it. Middle of
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pandemic was a lonely time. You got toa do what you gotta do. But I'm just
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saying, the first time I used it, not even 30
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seconds. Not even 30 seconds, bitch.
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I nutd into that shit after like five
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pumps.
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>> Ky: Okay, you're off the
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podcast.
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>> Ky: I a had a rack to dry it on.
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A rack to dry it.
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>> Ky: You got your coffee mug, you got your pink Stanley
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cup back there. Ok, turn the godamn camera.
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>> Ky: You don't need to see what I'm doing back there. You don't need to
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know me. Let me turn that up to you.
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>> J Money: Don't even.
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>> Ky: Even know how many pens I have. Okay, get out of
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here.
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>> Ky: I do love the. It's a beautiful vase you've got
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there behind you.
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>> Ky: They're all dead flowers. Don't fuck with me.
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>> Ky: Oh, wow. no, actually, so
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I think I can say truthfully, I have never
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bought a. A sex
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toy product for
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myself or. Or anyone else. I. I
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think I did buy edible panties as a joke one time.
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>> Ky: What about. What about, sex lube?
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>> Ky: No.
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>> Ky: Nothing.
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>> Ky: I have, Well, that's a lie. I did buy KY jelly one
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time, but
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it's a mess. It's too
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lubricating.
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>> Ky: No, no, hold on.
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>> Ky: Is that what you put in your little. Your little cock sleeve? You
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guys, no.
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>> Ky: Tenga makes its own lube to come with the toy. All
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right.
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>> Ky: S. I used a manufacturer,
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approved lube.
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>> Ky: Listen, when they make that shit, it is like.
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It is like physics. Dick
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dynamics based, all right?
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>> Ky: I imagine those aerodynamic, like 3D
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models, but it's just a cock. And one of the things.
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Do you want me to go get.
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>> Ky: It's not far away. I'll show you the physics of it. All right.
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>> Ky: I'm sure you're never more than 15ft from it in your entire
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life.
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now. Maybe 40, you know?
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But, yes, I get further when I'm in the kitchen or in
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my podcasting area. I am the most
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far away from my cock rocket
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physics based get you nutting in
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30 seconds tool that I've ever owned in my life. And
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I have a hand. I had two hands. All right, bitch. You better look
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out
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lefty and righty. What do you need me to work with?
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I got it. I am ambidextrous where my dick
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is.
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>> Ky: Necessating quickly
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so quickly got to you beating off. It took us no time whatsoever.
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>> Ky: we're talk. My cock rocket. All right, where do you really think this was
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gonna go now?
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>> Ky: What was the initial question you asked?
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>> J Money: I think you just brought it up, like, apropos of nothing.
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>> Ky: Connor is correct. That is the way that it makes the
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most sense.
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>> Ky: Oh, my God. Well, Connor, please
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expect my email resignation at the close of this ep.
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>> J Money: Ie.
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>> Ky: Don't you d. And you're not gonna send it to me? Who the fuck
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do you think you are?
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>> Ky: No. Your dick's gonna be chock full of freickin cock
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rocket. I can't. You hate. You won't have a hand.
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>> Ky: Chock full.
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>> Ky: Hel.
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>> Ky: You got it wrong. My cock rocket's gonna be chock full of my
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dick. All right. It's a different method. You gotta get it
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right. I have a cheap bottle of wine. all
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right. Bay Bridge Chardonnay, everyone.
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Enjoy that.
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>> Ky: Enjoy this. Wow.
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>> Ky: We.
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>> Ky: We are plugging a lot of sponsors who pay us nothing.
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Jesus.
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Oh, my God. Well, I do
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have a shorty tonight. That is. I really don't have a single
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transition for this. Besides the fact that it is a little
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bit based in Seann's life
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experience.
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>> Ky: How so?
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>> Ky: Okay, so, I'd like to talk about. Oh, welcome to
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Lesser Known People podcast.
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There we go. I'm K. White.
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This vape is too strong.
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>> Ky: This watermelon keeping dry out herech.
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Lookout.
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>> Ky: I'm Kyjelly. I'll be doing a quick little story for you guys tonight.
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I've got, Khan, baby, how you doing?
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>> J Money: I'm great. I mean, I wish I could be.
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$4 bottle of wine vape pen.
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>> Ky: You wish?
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>> J Money: I wish. I wish. That could be my night.
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>> Ky: Dude, that's not gonna wish. Connor, you could make it happen.
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>> J Money: I could.
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>> Ky: I doordash if I know anything about the area
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you live in.
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>> J Money: Probably not.
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>> Ky: Also, John joined by a drunk
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hairy person named Sean. Hello.
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>> Ky: I'm mildly drunk. All right? This is not even the full fledge.
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Cause trust me, I won't remember things when I'm
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fully drunk. And I'll remember tonight.
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I'll remember tonight. I promise you that.
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>> Ky: That's great. Well, you know, we'll remember it too.
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>> Ky: That's good. Someone needs to'pro not gonna be
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me, bitch. Look out.
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>> Ky: So, tonight I, want to talk about how federal
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income tax is illegal.
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>> J Money: Nice. I've heard this. I've heard this before.
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>> Ky: Yes, yes. And Sean, I know that
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there was a number of years where federal income tax
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did not happen in your life.
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>> Ky: In my life, bitch. No. Happened in
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my life. I really hope that our
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podcast does not go so strong that the IRs
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suddenly takes attention to me, because there's about four years
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of my life where I didn't care about them. They didn't care about
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me, I didn't care about them. It was. It was kind of a around Robin
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there.
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>> Ky: Yeah, but you got. I think I thought the story was that you got square
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in the end, so.
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to end up giving us money. And that's when I decided,
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oh, I should do my taxes, because doing my
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taxes will make sure I get stimulus.
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>> Ky: Ah. well, there you go. See now you're on up.
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>> Ky: Well, you know, kind of,
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kind of.
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>> Ky: Enough. Enough anyway.
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>> Ky: Enough where they're okay with me to have sent me money.
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And by the way, I need more money. Government.
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Where are you at? Let's just say it.
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I'd love it.
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>> Ky: I am m. I am into any sort of government handout someone
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can possibly give me. I would love that if I
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could. I'd like to suckle on Uncle
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Sam's teat as often as I can. Those big
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thick dark nipples he's got as.
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>> Ky: As most true liberals should
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be. Yes, I'm with you baby. Give
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me those dark nipples. I am ready to.
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>> Ky: I love that we're visual now so that people can just
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see your pert lips just gunning for those
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Uncle Sam. Dar Sam.
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>> Ky: Just like that.
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>> Ky: That's how I work for just like.
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>> Ky: And as whiteide as he is. He's got dark nipples.
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He's got dark nipples.
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>> Ky: He does, he does. and if you were only hear in the audio
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version of this, check out our YouTube. We got full length videos
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on there now of the whole O. Yeah brother.
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posts little kind of nuggets of. Is
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tax. Is it legal to be taxed? Is. Is
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federal income tax legal? And some assholes on
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social media will say no it's not. Never pay your taxes, blah
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blah blah. So I didn't look up all these
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people by any stretch, but I found one guy
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who probably isn't the originator of it,
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you know, not by a long shot. Tax is a tough thing,
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but I found what would be maybe the
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granddaddy of it all. And his name is Irwin Schiff.
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the. I think he started in the 80s kind of going down
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this route. he says federal
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income tax is illegal because the filing of income
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tax is voluntary and
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requires voluntary compliance.
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misleading because it makes you
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seem like you have to do it, but you don't have to do
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it according to the IRs. The IRs, are the ones using the term
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voluntary compliance.
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in the IR''s vocabulary?
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voluntary compliance very much likely appear
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somewhere. However, voluntary compliance
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just basically means that we're not making
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you do this, but we will make you do this eventually.
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dates
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denates. No, that cancels
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out the word voluntary bitch. Do
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it or there will be consequences. That doesn't Sound voluntary
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anymore.
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>> Ky: Yeah, we're giving the opportunity to comply
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until we make you comply.
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>> Ky: But I'll be.
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>> J Money: His whole argument on the legality of it is that,
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you can't be forced to voluntarily comply.
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>> Ky: Yeah. So that's. That's exactly. That's a big
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piece. And then he also said that no
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tax assessment can be made unless a tax return has
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been voluntarily filed. So if you're
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saying you're going to assess my income for. For
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taxes and I don't voluntarily submit
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that information to you in a tax return,
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then I can't. You can't
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whatever. Levy taxes against me.
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>> Ky: But isn't that exactly what an audit means
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from the IRs?
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>> Ky: Yeah, they're just. Okay, yeah, I'm
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not going to get into the who's and what's and whys. The IRs makes us
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do our own tax returns, which I do think is fucking stupid.
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Like, there is a. There is a version of this, of
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somebody holding the rulebook is telling you, hey,
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play this game and we'll give you an idea of the
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rules. We know what the rules are and we know what you should be
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paying, but you have to not fuck it up and tell me
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what you're gonna pay me. But I have all the rules. It's an
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annoying fucking game to play as.
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>> Ky: As a person who'played that game, I will be the
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first to say, if you don't play the game, no one's coming after
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you. But that's just four years of experience.
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For me, that's only four years. And I
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knew that I was making
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not a lot of money. So the government. If you wanted my
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dick for those four years, you weren't getting much anyway.
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Let's just put it that way.
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>> Ky: Well, I think they probably just had bigger fish to fry
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than our dear dirty Servb, you know what
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I mean? They're not gonna come after the. The 400 bucks you
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owe them.
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>> Ky: Okay, they owed me 400 bucks
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because I made so little money. But, but I.
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>> Ky: Your face, motherfucker.
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>> Ky: Yeah, it's right. You should have given me money. I did you a favor
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by not firing my taxes.
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>> J Money: But.
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>> Ky: But all to say, let me get real with it. Just, just for
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the. The iota of a second, I
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thought, not having known anything about
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the. The argument you're making here or what you read
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about, I thought this goes back to the Revolutionary War, like,
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no taxation without representation. We made
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our own country. We fought the British, we got our own
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country. You're going to be taxed.
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That's America.
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>> Ky: Well, it's. Every single country
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that operates and has a federal or state government
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is taxed. I mean, your taxes pay for the very basic
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things that you can touch. The roads, the
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lights, the other street lights, all that shit.
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>> Ky: That's why I'd love to know where this argument
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began where you don't have to pay
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taxes voluntarily. I would love to know how
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this person began this argument.
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>> Ky: So one of one of Irrwin's big things
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was that it's federal income
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tax he is okay with. He's perfectly
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comfortable paying state income tax because that's who's maintaining his
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roads and that's who's doing this and that's who's doing that. He doesn't want to
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pay federal income taxus. It's not listed in the
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Constitution, which is
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false. The 16th Amendment does list it.
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It gives Congress the right to assess taxes against
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depos. Sure, sure. Yeah. So he's
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wrong, but he doesn't want to pay federal taxes.
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>> Ky: All right, well, you know, I would love to not have to jerk
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myself off most days, but when you got to do
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what you got toa do, you got to do what you got to do.
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>> Ky: I mean, technology is getting you ever closer. Look how close you already
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are.
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>> Ky: When I started, there was no technology, Kyle. I was
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in the shower using my mind's eye to beat
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off to titties that I would imagine. Okay,
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there's no technology being used there. I was
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13 years old.
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>> J Money: You got your co. You got your cock rocket now.
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>> Ky: yeah, when I'm like, fucking in my.
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>> J Money: The moon.
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>> Ky: What about when I was in my teens? We didn't have the
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Internet.
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>> Ky: Yeah, but you also had crazy
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horniness. Then it didn't matter. You didn't need a pocket rocky. Your hand
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was sufficient.
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>> Ky: I'm not more than y'all. Y'all are just
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less than me. That's what I'mnna say about my
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horniness.
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>> Ky: Okay, well, because you, you are God's horny. A
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soldier. There's no question about that for sure.
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>> Ky: I mean, hey, you're the one that told me that you beat off
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standing up and that, that put kind of a,
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a divider there of just like, how are you
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comfortable? How is that making sense?
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You enjoy. You're using muscles that you shouldn't
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be using when you nut.
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>> Ky: But I need those. I need those. I'm. I'm thrust. I'm
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like. I'm practicing fucking.
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>> Ky: While I'm beating off, you're practicing being a meerkat.
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Okay, What?
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I gotta stand Up. That's what you're
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practicing. So.
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>> J Money: So wait, wait, wait. You just hold your hand steady like stationary,
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and then you just move your hips.
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>> Ky: Who. Yeah,
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whole like'what I.
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>> Ky: That's what.
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>> Ky: Practice my dirty talk on myself,
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you dirty bitch. yeah.
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I mean, all that's fucking true. Cuz I'm a champ. You know you never get
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bread. What did Kobe do? He shot 10,000 shots before
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practice started. That's what I'm doing. This is
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the. Before the game. Treat it like the game,
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okay?
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>> Ky: I mean, I love the guy, no offense, but just step
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into one. Wrong helicopter. All right?
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>> Ky: That's alla.
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Say that anyway, you son of a
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bitch. So, actually, the very
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last thing that, that Ewin said about his taxes is that
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the tax courts have no dir. No jurisdiction over
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him in particular.
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>> J Money: Just him.
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>> Ky: He's a man of his own accord. Because,
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you know, I just wonder when they. When there's like
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a literal wording out there that says
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everyone. This will be applied to everyone. I wonder
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how he's not everyone.
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>> Ky: Well, he's special, and so are you if you
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ch. To buy, bitch.
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>> Ky: I was about to say it. How would this apply to me? I'm
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fucking special, all right?
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I live in California. I got two dogs and a
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fiance. Your shit doesn't apply to me, all
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right? It's just not there. I don't feel't.
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>> Ky: It doesn't count. And that's. That was his whole thing, is it didn't
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fucking count. Doesn't apply to me. So he released. In
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like 1992, he released a book
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titled. This is the stupidest, longest
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title. It's called the Federal
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Mafia. How, the government illegally imposes and
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unlawfully collects income taxes.
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Mouthful for no fucking reason.
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>> Ky: That might be the longest book title I've ever heard.
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>> Ky: Yeah, but the Federal Mafia is pretty good. That's
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a nice. You know, he got something there. And then he
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just shit down his back.
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>> Ky: I don't know. Up his back? He was doing a handstand
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when he took a shit in his hand.
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>> Ky: Really wanting it. but his advice
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was so incorrect in the book
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that ten years after it was released, the
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California Court of Appeals finally
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ruled that they had to take it off the
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shelves.
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>> Ky: Just California, though? No other state?
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>> Ky: Well, yeah, it wasn't allowed to be published. And that was like the
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publishing houses in California or whatever.
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>> Ky: But, savvy businessman would you just switched
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to what, Texas? He'd be fine there, right?
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>> Ky: Oh, and he released like five or six books. They just.
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They finally came around. To that like you have to stop telling
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people wrong information. It's
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damaging their lives.
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>> Ky: I just want to ask is it wrong?
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>> Ky: It's wrong.
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>> Ky: Okayk. I got four years that might say
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different but I want to hear your argument. I want to hear
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his argument.
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>> Ky: Yes. So I mean
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the reasons I gave up top are basically just what he
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lists over and over in all these different books. I think he is
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just finding different publishers and going the books. And he did
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like, he has like, there might be like a few YouTube videos
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he's on. and
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he like was kind of trying to be an influencer
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before kind of the age of social media with all this shit. But
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the, one of the reasons they took his book down is because
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the IR's estimates that over 5,000
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people got caught up in his little system of what
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he would tell. Like, oh, you know, get your tax return, fill it out
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this way and you won't have to pay any taxes.
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>> Ky: Right.
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>> Ky: That was his thing. It's like you're going to file a thing, but they
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won't be able to take any taxes from you. And it. Those
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5,000 tax returns represented $56 million
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to the IRs.
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>> Ky: Damn.
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>> Ky: So they were like stop it,
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stop.
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>> Ky: Well, I mean in today's
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monetary values where
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the country's what, trillions of dollars in
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debt. I don't even think 56 million would
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really put a dent in that. So
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I mean it's still $56 million. Yeah, it
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is. It's a lot. It's still a lot.
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>> Ky: The government $400 that Sean owed, you.
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>> Ky: Know, it might have been. No, no, no. They owed me.
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Let's get it right. They owed me. I am
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a. Those four years I was a poor
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motherfucker and they should have paid me and I chose
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to let them keep it.
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>> Ky: See, look at that. You're. You're a good citizen. You're a fucking
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patriot, dude.
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>> Ky: You know, I'm helping the government. I am truly
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an American.
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>> Ky: That's right.
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>> Ky: In the strongest sense of the word.
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>> Ky: books.
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>> J Money: Do these books also contain advice on what to
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do when the IRs finally comes calling?
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>> Ky: I don't believe so you do o taxes.
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Right, okay, right. He didn't release a book. When you
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go to tax court,
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when you get charged with tax evasion, that one never
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hit the shelves. Which is shocking because he went to court
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like seven fucking times.
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Seaw is laughing from fucking two rooms away. He's probably getting a
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quick beat off session in
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>> J Money: He's gonna come back with his little pocket
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rocket.
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>> Ky: If he starts jerking off, I'm. I'm off the
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podcast. I'm gone. I just want to
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show you guys.
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Please don't.
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so anyway, so he u. He went
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to court. Yeah, like, 50 fucking times for. For tax evision.
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On himself, Obviously for himself. Excuse me?
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And eventually, all his, you
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know, court cases and fines and all that ended up being
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a total of 13 years in prison for him.
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>> J Money: Holy shit.
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>> Ky: Yeah. And, well, mainly for tax evision. Right. It was,
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like, almost 12. 12 years for that, and then he had
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a year for contempt of court.
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>> J Money: that makes sense.
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>> Ky: Yeah. He was probably a total bitch the whole
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time.
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>> J Money: Because you're a judge doesn't mean you can tell me to be quiet, and I have to be
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quiet.
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>> Ky: Oh, dude. Yes, he does. That's exactly what's gonna happen.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I would love to do the same thing. Listen,
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I u. I would love to go in front of court and
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argue the. The motion. Right? Like, my. I, was 16
497
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when I got my first, like, speeding ticket. My brother was like, go
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fight it. Odds are you'll win. Even
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if everything is against you, you'll probably win.
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So I understand that higher courts might care,
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but I'll tell you, I got a few tickets
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driving, and every time I fought it, I won to some
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extent. So if they came at me
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for those four years that I wasn't paying taxes,
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let's just say I'm ready in my heart,
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even if I'm not ready in my pocketbook.
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Okay.
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>> Ky: I would just love that to be like, all right, just approach it like you're fighting
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a ticket. You all k. Like, we're charging you double, and we're
510
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putting fines on top. Fuck. And then you leave, and that's it.
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>> Ky: It's like, yeah, but you got my address wrong with one
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letter. I don't know if that should count. Okay. I
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told you what it was. Y'all got it wrong. So,
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by the way, I won one speeding ticket because they spelled the
515
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address wrong. Just saying.
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>> Ky: Just that happens. Yeah. And if. Honestly, if the cop never shows,
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then you win the ticket every time.
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>> Ky: Every time.
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>> Ky: Every time, every time. So it's always worth, Well, in
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this case, all the cops showed up to his fucking court hearings. I'll
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tell. Yeah. So he got
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13. He got 13 years in prison for tax evasion and
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contempted court, and he was ordered to repay
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4.2 million bucks.
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>> J Money: Oh, my God.
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>> Ky: Because my guess is he was not claiming or he's not filing taxes on the
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money he was Earning from these books that.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> Ky: People were buying.
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>> Ky: I would like to know, did he pay?
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>> Ky: he died in prison.
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>> Ky: Yay. I mean, wait, he went to prison? Hold
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on a second, hold on a second.
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He. Because of the taxes, he went to prison?
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>> Ky: Yes.
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>> Ky: I thought there wasn't a debtor's jail.
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>> Ky: No. Well you go to prison. Straight
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to jail. What? Look at your
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fucking face, dude.
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You will go to prison if you earn. If you owe enough money, you will go
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to fucking prison.
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>> Ky: I thought America was built on many
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ideas, but one of them being there is no
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debtors prison.
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>> Ky: Well, it's not a debtors prison. I
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this think that if you maybe. Okay, so I think
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it could be a situation that if you say I'll serve, you
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know, five months in jail so that you'll
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drop the amount I amount of money I owe you by
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$100,000. If you owe that much money, they'd be like
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all right, fine. Instead of 4.2 you can O4.
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That way you do 2 months in J. A few months in jail.
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Drop it down a little bit. No harm no filou.
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>> Ky: Don't they pay as a government to
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keep you in jail?
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> Ky: How does that work, I wonder? We'll make you pay
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less in taxes if you go spend a year in jail. Where
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we bath.
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>> Ky: I've never been to tax court.
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I do. I also actually have some some
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celebrity tax evasion honorable mentions.
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>> Ky: Oh yeah.
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>> Ky: Oh yeah, yeah, these are juicy. So of course
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I was very curious about Wesley Snipes. We all know the world's greatest
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vampire. and hun.
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>> Ky: Hun, but also half
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vampire.
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>> Ky: Yes. he owed a total of
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9.5 million bucks.
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What? Jesus. Yeah, that's no small
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potatoes. M.
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Mike, the situation Serrenino from
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Jersey Shore.
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>> Ky: Oh, that fucker.
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>> Ky: Yep. He was sentenced to eight months in prison for tax
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evasionus. So he
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said he could not pay the 2 millionars or whatever he owed in
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taxes. So they're like, all right, well if you can't pay it,
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you're going to prison. All right, prison. You go,
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man.
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>> Ky: Dude, that's rough.
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>> Ky: Yeah, well he like, you know, he made his money fast and he spent it
584
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really fast and then he true, he couldn't do
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it. Richard Hatch
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was he was the winner of a season of
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Survivor, one of the first seasons of it or
588
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whatever. So he got, he got a million bucks when he won.
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Yeah. And then he, he never paid taxes on
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it and so he was sentenced to 51
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months in prison.
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>> J Money: Wow.
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>> Ky: So he Must not able to make any like
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restitution at all.
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>> Ky: Don't know.
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>> J Money: Would you take a million dollars if you had to go to prison for two years?
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>> Ky: Yes, I think so. I
598
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would. Because look, don't ah, pay taxes.
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They send you to prison. The moment you're about to go in, you
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put $2 million worth of you know,
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whatever investments you'll probably
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make double or more by the time you're out of
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prison.
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>> Ky: Yeah, yeah.
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>> J Money: I mean or you could just pay your taxes.
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You could, you get
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$400,000 of that in taxes and you get
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$600,000 that.
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>> Ky: You didn't have before that you won on a fucking game show.
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>> J Money: You don't have to go to prison.
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>> Ky: I'm with you guys. That is the
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smarter decision. But he
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likes food that tastes like ass,
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so he chose that.
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>> Ky: And, and the potential for you know, non consensual sex with
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a man. There's always that.
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>> Ky: Yeah.
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>> J Money: You can't put a price on that.
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>> Ky: You can. It is $400,000. I will pay
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you that to not go to ratepe Me in the
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butt prison. That is where I will go.
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who else? So all right, they got. Okay, they did
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our boy Sinbad. They did him dirty.
624
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He filed for brank bankruptcy in in
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2013. He claims he owed
626
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$8.3 million to the IRs
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from. Because he didn't pay any taxes from 98 to
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06.
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>> Ky: Oh dude.
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>> Ky: That much money then there's no way. I mean
631
00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:24,370
it must have been like royalties or something cuz he wasn'working that
632
00:27:24,402 --> 00:27:25,098
much then.
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>> Ky: He was honestly I do remember, I
634
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did not watch them but he did a lot of like stand ups
635
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like HBO and whatever the fuck. He did a lot of
636
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:36,664
those in the late 90s and 2000s. So
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I would imagine that's. That's like what they say right? Like when
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you're. I know a slightly different industry but if you're like
639
00:27:42,436 --> 00:27:45,260
in a musical band, you're not making your money from
640
00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:47,530
cds, you're making your money from
641
00:27:47,682 --> 00:27:50,314
concerts. So I would similar
642
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for standups. Like if you do
643
00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:55,786
especially a televised stand up, you're making a lot of
644
00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:58,722
money. And even in when you're that big and you're not doing a
645
00:27:58,738 --> 00:28:00,894
televised stand up, you're probably making
646
00:28:01,194 --> 00:28:04,098
thousands if not tens or hundreds of thousands of
647
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dollars for a big stand up
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event.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I mean if he's. If he at the time he was pretty big and he went
650
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to Med DOA tour and he's making I don't know, 10
651
00:28:13,079 --> 00:28:15,975
or 20 grand a weekend. I mean, that's a lot. Over
652
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the course of a year, if he's working a lot and making shit to money. I mean,
653
00:28:19,071 --> 00:28:20,867
and again, over the course of.
654
00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:23,423
God, how long was it?
655
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>> Ky: Eight years.
656
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>> Ky: Eight years? Yeah. I mean, and again, it could be a
657
00:28:27,727 --> 00:28:28,895
little back taxes in there.
658
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The worst. The worst one of all, which we should not feel bad
659
00:28:31,935 --> 00:28:34,241
for this guy at all, was, was Joe
660
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Francis. Joe Francis.
661
00:28:37,113 --> 00:28:38,325
That ring any bells?
662
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>> J Money: No.
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>> Ky: It will. He is the founder of Girls Gone
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Wild.
665
00:28:45,237 --> 00:28:48,023
Yes. So he he pled
666
00:28:48,055 --> 00:28:50,823
guilty to two misdemeanor counts of filing false
667
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tax returns in 2009.
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Asshole.
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This is the best part. Where he withheld
670
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$500,000 in interest income. And bribe
671
00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:04,223
jail workers. and bribe jail workers. Report
672
00:29:04,255 --> 00:29:06,572
the, LA Times. He was ordered to pay
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00:29:06,692 --> 00:29:09,172
$250,000 in restitution to the
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IRs and was sentenced to 300 days in jail
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and one year of probation.
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>> Ky: Could have been worse. I'll say that as my first
677
00:29:18,604 --> 00:29:19,552
reaction.
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>> Ky: Yeah, I think. And when I readn it, I was like,
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that kind of fits. That kind of fits. he seems like
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00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:27,982
a giant bitch asshole, like
681
00:29:29,872 --> 00:29:32,744
would bribe jail workers to not
682
00:29:32,808 --> 00:29:35,808
go or to like let them out or. I didn't read the further story.
683
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,544
I'm sure he'd be somebody very interesting to cover in the future.
684
00:29:38,608 --> 00:29:41,576
>> Ky: But you're right, like if he bribed that
685
00:29:41,624 --> 00:29:44,412
much money while in jail, he could have paid
686
00:29:44,872 --> 00:29:47,872
not much more than that to just not go to
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jail.
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>> Ky: Just don't go to jail. Pay, pay money to not be in
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jail.
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>> Ky: Right. I would do, I would do that. I don't want
691
00:29:54,884 --> 00:29:57,780
some non voluntary. But sex, that's. That's not where
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00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,588
I live. That's not how I am. That's not who I am.
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00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:03,356
>> Ky: That's not how I want to spend my Tuesday afternoon.
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>> Ky: That's no, there's no way.
695
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,724
>> Ky: No, I'd rather work and just now.
696
00:30:08,788 --> 00:30:11,356
>> Ky: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturdays or
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00:30:11,444 --> 00:30:13,636
Sunday, would I like to spend that kind of
698
00:30:13,684 --> 00:30:14,472
afternoon?
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>> Ky: could be open on a Sunday. Maybe a Sunday.
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>> Ky: Okay, well, if you put yourself open then, you know, I'm just
701
00:30:19,923 --> 00:30:22,603
saying, why don't you have a pocket rocket like I
702
00:30:22,635 --> 00:30:25,323
do to understand how you don't
703
00:30:25,395 --> 00:30:27,499
need that?
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>> Ky: my worry is that you bought this like from TIMU and
705
00:30:30,301 --> 00:30:32,725
it's shaped like an elephant pussy or something weird.
706
00:30:32,821 --> 00:30:35,429
And now it'I.
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00:30:35,453 --> 00:30:38,349
>> Ky: Didn't join Teo until 2024 and
708
00:30:38,373 --> 00:30:40,965
I bought my weird dick pocket in
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2020. All right, those are four years
710
00:30:43,477 --> 00:30:46,301
apart. They don't Add together business
711
00:30:46,349 --> 00:30:46,937
wise.
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00:30:49,637 --> 00:30:52,571
>> Ky: Well, plug. Well, this is the outward plug.
713
00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:55,427
What's the name of your pocket rocket company?
714
00:30:55,807 --> 00:30:58,063
>> Ky: Do it one more time. Tenu
715
00:30:58,215 --> 00:31:00,927
tg. Tengu.
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00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:03,975
>> Ky: See, I feel like, that was. That was tu'like
717
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:06,999
original name and they just did a flip it in reverse and just rebranded
718
00:31:07,023 --> 00:31:07,982
themselves as TU M.
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>> Ky: They sell like, you know, little pullable wagons
720
00:31:11,175 --> 00:31:12,895
and. And eyebrow shaver.
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00:31:12,951 --> 00:31:13,263
>> Ky: They.
722
00:31:13,335 --> 00:31:16,023
>> Ky: No, Temu and Tengu are two
723
00:31:16,095 --> 00:31:18,919
very different companies. By the way, they both support us as a
724
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:21,903
podcast. Either or might be advertising us.
725
00:31:21,935 --> 00:31:24,803
I'm just saying. Yes, we're ready for what the future
726
00:31:24,835 --> 00:31:25,419
brings.
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00:31:25,563 --> 00:31:27,927
>> Ky: And if you would like assigned
728
00:31:28,707 --> 00:31:31,643
John's pocket rocket, let us know.
729
00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,699
Unless there no people to come.
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00:31:33,803 --> 00:31:34,567
>> Ky: I don't.
731
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,507
>> Ky: Oh, did we losing.
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00:31:39,627 --> 00:31:40,647
>> J Money: He lost him.
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>> Ky: He's gone. He died. He got so
734
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:46,707
excited about his pocket rocket, his mic exploded.
735
00:31:46,787 --> 00:31:49,615
>> J Money: Yeah, I think he's just been screaming at his mic so much, the mike just gave
736
00:31:49,631 --> 00:31:50,187
up.
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>> Ky: We can't hear him at all. Jesus. All right, let's
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end it here. We love you guys. Thanks for listening again.
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Pay your taxes.
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>> J Money: Yep. Don't die in jail.
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>> Ky: Yeah. Don't do all those things.
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We pay for our freedom. Let's just pay your taxes. Yeah.
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>> J Money: Just pay your taxes.
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>> Ky: All, right. We love you.
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>> J Money: Love you guys.
