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Okay, welcome talking over transformers.
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I'm rich, okay, and this is a podcast about nominally
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about Transformers, but mostly just about the state of the world,
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definitely to capitalism.
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What dots h jackasses know what? We don't assume? You
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know how some some podcasts they have nicknames for their
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fan base. Jackasses are the names for hu jackasses.
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That's as good as anything else.
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Yeah, well you want to be a part of it.
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What are the broken fan people that like whatever?
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His patient?
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I think they're called uh in bred hicks. I don't understand.
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Wasn't Rogan like he was talking shit about Trump and
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then he shows up at the White House so that
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he can I don't know.
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Well, Trump signed some sort of executive order about psychedelics.
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I don't know. I didn't look into it. Jake, pull
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that up, I will.
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I don't care about fucking Joe Rogan's opinion on psychedelic.
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Yeah, peeking over Trump's head?
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He very he's so fucking short. I know, I can't.
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You know, I know I'm pretty tall, so I so
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you know, I'm not allowed to make fun of you
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short people.
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But yeah, I'm short. I can say that ship all
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I want.
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Yeah, what a shrimpy motherfucker.
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He's shorty, short, short guy.
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With his four inch long nipple. Shit, remember that?
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Yeah, that was your profile picture.
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For the only image I have of him in my
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head is in that bath Oh outside ce what is
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that during Cobe? Yeah, he was like taking an ice
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bath or some goddamn ship. I don't know. Yeah, and
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he's making that face looks like he's shitting in the
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bathtub Joe Rogan. And if you listen to Joe Rogan,
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you're a moral So there you go.
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I don't know if I know anyone who still listens
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to Joe Rogan, like I.
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Know Force that he used to. But I don't know anyone.
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But apparently, oh, I used to listen to every single
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goddamn episode.
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He sells millions of listeners evidently, So I don't get
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it either.
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Shake Flores of the goddamn America Polat talking shit about
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your guy Tom Sigurro last week, So.
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You know, God, I used to like Tom Sigora too,
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And what also, what a fucking absolute douchebag he turned out.
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To be ill I could just tell by the way
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like his comedy and the way he came off. I
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always knew that guy was no good man.
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Well, you know, he was always a douchebag, but it
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was kind of his bit, you know. He he he
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clearly seemed to have some some like lefty views and stuff,
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and like liked Bernie and stuff. And then like he
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got he made a bunch of money, and then all
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of a sudden he had dickhead.
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Apparently he came from fucking money. Anyways, he was always in.
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Yeah, apparently he was just playing us off the roofs. Anyway,
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here we are on the last Power Master Warrior is foul,
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also known as Arent.
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Final, the Defense or Department of Wars. It's now called.
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Also known as oh boy, uh never mind?
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Oh no, is there something racist in there?
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No, No, it's just a bunch of Russian that I
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can't say. I don't My mouth doesn't know how to
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say that. I can put it in the chat and
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see if if our friend Jeff over there knows how
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to say it, but I don't.
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Jake Dave last week's podcast some kind of Russian ship.
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Yeah, oh yeah, maybe Jake can say it since he's
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since he's going for the Russian audience.
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Here.
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Hey, that's Kranian guy.
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David whatever.
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Yeah, same thing or seem to be the same thing. Well,
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there goes our listener ship.
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Anyway, Sorry, what am I supposed to be translating? What
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am I looking at? Uh?
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You say that in the chat. That's the name of
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this episode in Russian. I can put it in the Russian.
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Leg Yeah, put in real like for me if you want.
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Please sit me out. Night, I was watching some music videos.
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I saw Gore doing a cover of Pink Pony Club.
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I love that that cover. It is really good.
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Oh now this kid's picking between autobots. He has both
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an Auto Boy and Power Master bracelet.
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Which oh god, hell no?
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How many? Okay, this is the last. There's no more.
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Power last year.
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None.
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That's it for today. After today's two episodes, we're only
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gonna have ten episodes of the show and then we'll
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be done. Finally with this segment of the Japanese Transformers.
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We still have more to go.
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Then we have to watch what is it Transformers Victory?
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Yeah? I think Victory, and then whatever the ova is called.
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Are you gonna watch Zone?
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No, we haven't watched Zone yet either.
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I like I like it because it's about that Zone.
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We must him.
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I like bomb Blast over there or whatever his name
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is in the show, because he looks like Batman from
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a Common Writer.
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You'll find out soon enough.
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Let's go, oh bat Man from the original cover writer.
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Yeah, yeah, from Common Writer.
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He does kind of look like that.
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Not Batan, not Batman from the sixties TV show.
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Yeah, no, no, Batman, bat Batman. It's still one word actually,
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so it's not pronounced any different.
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Still Batman, spider Man.
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I understand your confusion.
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There that weird Japanese spider Man. You make us watch
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what's that about?
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Well, that one is spider Man, and we just finished
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it this past week, so I will no longer be
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making you watch that.
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But there was also a bad guy on Common Writer
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and spider Man.
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Yeah, there's a there is a there's a bad guy
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on Common Writer that is named spider man man because
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he's a man spider.
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That looks like Metroplex.
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They're so sort of giant structure.
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It looks fantastic. He looks whoever he is. He looks fantastic,
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whoever is.
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I want to buy it.
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Whoever it is, I want to fuck it, or it
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might be stop mon.
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Meanwhile, going up to the rocky Yeah, I look at
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the Rocky Mountains. It is grand, it is brand Maximus.
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Oh, there was some reveals last week we didn't talk about,
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I guess, and then I don't know. I don't know
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what the fuck they were.
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Yeah, I no longer remember either, Jake, you have a
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better memory than you. Haven't been heavily celebrating today's holiday.
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Oh yeah, it's.
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Go on rick birthday of some sort of fact. It's
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Ted Bundy's birthday.
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Imagine a semi truck pulling up to you and then
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two children come out of.
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It and they are the semi truck.
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Deadn't me.
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I am going to miss these jeez punches that kid
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in the head. I'm gonna miss these dubs when we
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don't have anymore.
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Yeah, these people are great at what they do.
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I'm exhausted.
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I don't remember the victory has one it does, right,
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we watched part of that.
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I don't know if Zone does though.
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Yeah, but we talk over it anyway, so it might
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be easier to keep track of it because there's words
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on the screen.
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It's all Japanese.
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I think we'll get that.
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We'll get the gist of it, especially you guys like
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know the characters and you can guess what's supposed to
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be happening.
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Do you know that Transformers media been into lately. I've
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been watching a lot of Doctor Lockdown in him lately.
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No closet, I got nothing.
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He's a YouTube Transformer reviewer from like Australia or something.
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Pretty good, it's not a bad name.
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I started watching the display case with Nate. Oh yeah,
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pretty good.
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That guy's all right. I like that.
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That's pretty good.
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Watch that astro train earlier.
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Yeah, he's normally very positive, and he was not positive
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about that astro train.
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Yeah, no, nobody's liking that toy at all.
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He said, when you when you flip up the flap
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in his chest to have the the alternate version of
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his chest there, it leaves a hole in his chest
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that's very similar to the hole that was in his
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chest when he opened the box.
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Okay, well, I mean I'm gonna give that a four
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out of ten. That average out to what a three?
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Well, and then to make it worse, he compared it
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to the old one and which just looked better pretty
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much in every way, at least in the robot.
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Yeah, everybody says seage Asper training looks I don't own
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sea jass trade, but from everything I see, it definitely
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looks better. He said, fucking new ones got these weedy
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little arms that sucks pass The arms are awful.
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And just to me, all the gray makes it look
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like it's not finished.
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And also, like I know Forrest likes the uh the
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last effect, but I don't think it looks terrible.
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I think it's kind of fun that they've made like
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a smoke them effect.
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The longer I look at it, the more it looks
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like jizz.
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It's like jizz in a house fire.
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Yeah, did you No, I didn't call him. This is
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very strange.
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No, I didn't call him. You know. I love cassette futurism.
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It's the idea that that technology will continue to get better,
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but we'll still all have layer lines.
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Well, you can't. How could you perfect the cassette?
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How could you get perfect magnetic tape as a recording medium.
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It's hilarious because like cassette futurism is like it's like
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mid to late eighties and we already have the contact
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disdoubt by then, so like we knew, we knew what
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was coming.
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I guess that's true.
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Yeah, there were CDs were like I guess like in
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the early eighties even.
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No, in fact, the idea that like even the eighties
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transformers had cassette technology. It's like, I mean, they're only
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better than say, like the transformers of Cybultrona, who had
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like hate track technology.
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Yeah, which always sucked.
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They track sucked, dude. You know how they work like
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they didn't cut the songs down to fit the side,
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so like you'd be listening jam into a song and
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it would just click to another side like halfway through it.
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That sucks.
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In the SunShot of your watch, it's the SunShot.
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Of your what.
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I don't know what the fus coming off? Give me
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that old time what?
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That's horrible?
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Optimist crime? You shot a man READO just to what?
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Just why would you do that?
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How did that happen? Did the middle of the Pacific
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hit right now? Pleasant get away and the others at
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once we'll meet in the Pacific? Is that all right?
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The first look at Transwimmer Studio series AO Evasion.
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Optimist Prime to you a fun sound wave?
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Oh yeah, people think that thing doesn't look good, but
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I don't know, I think it looks fine.
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If one sound wave looks good.
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I think the Scourge looks really good.
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The the aois uh, evasion mode Optimist Prime looks fine.
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Thing as those The original one looked pretty good too,
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So I don't know, Like, I don't know why they
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were like, let's just make another one. It's not better
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or worse, it's just available and not compatible.
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Oh and then there's this new jetfire thing.
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Oh yeah, Forrest, what about the jet fire, the Armadern
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jet Fire, that's right.
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I am, Oh my god, I want it so fucking bad.
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It's driving me crazy that I missed the free order
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on boy Score.
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If he can, it'll be available. Nobody wants that fucking thing.
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Everybody watched that thing. It's the best looking figure of
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the wave, right, especially the pants mode for my Optimus Prime.
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Yeah. I don't know. I've never liked a figure that
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I already loved. I remember the original was out and
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then there was the botcan Astro trained version of it,
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and I don't know, I just never liked that toys.
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Well, when we get to watching our matter, you're gonna
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really change your.
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Tomb God, all fifty two episodes of it. That's the
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secret of these two different bracelets.
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We can watch the Japanese version if you would prefer.
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What do they call it, Mike Crawdon, Mike crawd arms, I.
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Don't know, war war, micron Warriors, something, I don't know.
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Let's take a little bit longer, y, We've only just
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a ride.
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Let's take a little bit longer to look that stretch
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this out. And there's an eighty six Blitzwing triple changer.
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That's just gotta be a reissue, right, Yeah, eighty.
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Six Blitzwing is just the Blitzwing from the Dramatic Captures
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series three packs but released individually.
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Oh okay, there's.
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A lot of figures that are coming out that are
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from like three packs and five packs, but released individually.
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There's some of that.
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Dramatic capture ship looks really good.
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Oh my god. Yeah. Also, that's where to get the
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most accurate looking astrotraink.
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I also like, even though the earth Rise Seeker is
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been supplanted with the New Seeker, kind of what that
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Dramatic capture set for both underdrag her Hands Sky.
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I want the Sky one because it comes with a
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bunch of like really, it comes to a bunch of
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accessories that I can use for my other guys.
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Does it come with like energron cubes or something.
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It comes with like the camera. The refractor camera comes
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with I think a megatron gun, a bunch of dumb
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little things.
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It comes to the camera. That doesn't make any sense
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because the refractor guys come with thundercrowd.
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Maybe I'm wrong.
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I don't remember what it comes with. I think you're
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wrong for us, just playing wrong.
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I could be wrong again, then helly heavily celebrating the holiday.
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It's like that old TV show Sarah Played and wrong.
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It's a good joke, not.
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Great if Sarah playing in short was the name of
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the show.
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Oh, you could make that joke because you're short. Called
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the callback, friends, I can say that that's called a callback. Jackasses,
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call your back here.
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I have no idea what show you guys are talking about.
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I don't love this jetfire, but you know, oh my god,
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he's perfect.
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What's this thing about the pants?
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Go ahead for us?
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He is a much like god Bomber on this show.
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He is a secondary supermode for the Armada Optimist Prime.
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So he okay, he can he can transform on his own,
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but he can also transform to combine with Optimus.
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You're going to the passengers and put the fire out.
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Put the fire out, which is why he does that
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in that Michael.
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Baby, Yeah, that's why, because Michael Bay was totally hip
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to that.
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Oh are you just saying, are you saying it's just
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a coincidence that he combines with jetfire?
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Yeah, very much.
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So.
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It's angry and not only that for us, but like
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he jetfire died before he combined.
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I also die every time a little bit I go
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to every time I go to work. That's just best,
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just part of going to work. You die a little bit.
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Oh hell, I know.
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Don't worry. Some day you'll have a job like me
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and you'll miss every summer?
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Was that Simon? Was that Simpsons?
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Simpsons?
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Things broke his leg?
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We're summer of your life? So far, Bart, so far?
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Every day.
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I wish we were going through the beginning of The
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Simpsons again instead of watching all the episodes ever because
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this is it's a it's a it's a fucking struggle.
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Now.
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Uh what season over on?
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Now?
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Oh god, I don't even know. No, I think we're
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still in the twenties of what of what seems?
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Oh not good? Not good?
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Season twenty eight Okay, yesterday was one of those treeos
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of horrors where all of the segments are not horror movies.
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Oh that sucks, like the Hunger Games.
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Is that a horror movie? No, I never saw it.
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No, it's just like a teen movie.
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So it's like a fantasy drama kind of no horror.
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I've never seen it.
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I saw it. I saw the first one.
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Oh man, look at it. Look at look at Optimus,
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look at it? Look at uh what's his face? Skin? Right?
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Oh man, that looks cool. I like that run cycle.
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He looks cool as shit.
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So this is optimist with what all does he have?
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Combined with god bombs?
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Okay, welcome to the Talking over the Metal Black podcast.
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I found my old PSP copy of Twisted Metal head On.
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That was a fun one too, head On, head On.
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That's very cool.
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Finally he's got no chance of winning head on.
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Oh my god, they forgot he could fly, even though
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he has very clear wings.
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On his back. Holy kid, you fly out.
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They can fly out and has been mostly flying this
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whole time.
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Super superpowers, what's that special move?
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They're like, there's twelve episodes left. We're gonna start, We're
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gonna start phoning it in.
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Oh oh who's scorping.
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It's Overlord.
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Oh oh man, there's a.
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Big list of ship here. It's the two thousan Prime
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member GT. Prime seventeen. We have the listening to the Transformers,
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Age of Evolution and Megature and Rising Resistance toy lines.
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Yeah, oh yeah, there's a couple of new toy lines coming.
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I mean they're not new toy lines. They're literally the
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same toy line, they just have a different box.
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I'm still unclear on what the Megatrol rides. Okay, but
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I age the Primes is evolving into.
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The age. Yeah, it's the Age of Extinction. Oh wait,
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they already use that one.
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They heard the podcast and they heard they're Rick did
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and like the Age of the Promes.
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No I don't, it's stupid.
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Let's Sage of Evolution.
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Doctor Lockdown had the same opinion about my course Prime
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I have, which is it turns into nothing. Also, uh
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it sucks, and also it's now.
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It turns into well, first of all, you have to
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specify or we talking about Micronus primer. Are we talking
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about the Apex armor that my pronous time comes with. Personally,
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because the Apex armor turns into a battle.
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Unicycle, a very bad one.
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That a bat unicycle that is also anything you want
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it to be, and it kind of is also a weaponizer.
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If you say it's anything I wanted to be, that
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that means it's nothing.
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I mean, you know, you know who else is fucking
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amalgamis over here? Who I have to transform today? And
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I'm not looking I'm not actually looking forward to it.
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I'm I just pull them apart and put them in
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back to transform.
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You're like, what is most base cities make a little square?
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What was I saying to the you're talking about stupid
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micronus pride? That sucks out?
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Oh yeah? And my Cronus himself transforms into a what
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are they called a dis what are they called the
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little guys in Armada?
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A mini con? Mini con?
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He turns into a mini con disc.
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Who are those cons that are miniature in Armada?
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Which is how you find the mini cons in Armada.
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It's a reference to the first appearance of the mini cons,
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which my Cronus is canonically the creator of.
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All right, still sucks.
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Okay, it's a great figure. I just wish the legs
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weren't clear plastic.
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That's another bripe. It's like they put the clear plastic.
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Clear plastic on a ball.
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Yeah, it's just not in a good spot at all.
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Transform all right, it's.
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The theme song for the wrong show, super God.
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Speaking of super God, how about that pope. Huh No,
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that's so great.
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Now, said Donald Trump. Put it in his place.
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I hear Sean Hannity is no longer Catholic.
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Transformed into a robot warrior.
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Oh now we are on he Destroy the autobot day,
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Destroy the Autobus, also known that never mind.
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Destroy the Autoba's Headquarters, Destroy the Autoba's Headquarters, also known
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as OEI ship the forst You gotta stop writing that
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gulass or whatever?
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Will you teach me?
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Oh my god, Wow, that kid's balding already.
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Yeah, I guess we got as an animated Slipstream coming.
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There's an animated lug Nut coming, a leader class lug Nut.
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Oh hell yeah, a leader class enter John scorponof which
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I'm excited for too.
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Are they going to fuck up the Lugnut though, and
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do it like bolt Head where it's like it's like
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not right at all.
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They're probably gonna fuck Hooke lug hunts the most important
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voyager Skyfire. I might be interested in too. Everybody loves here.
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Oh by the way, hey, matt Leck, your hairline is
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fucking awful. You look like when Steven Miller sprayed his
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own hair on have.
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What Hey?
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Hey ouch still talking ship.
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I assumed he had a show. I assumed he still
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had a shaved head.
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Matt leh.
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I was thinking of Chrisman.
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Oh no, I would never pick up our boy back.
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He's crippled. That's fucked up. He's crippled. That's fucked up.
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For We also have an IDW Nautica coming, which I'm
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fucking psyched about. I can't believe they're still making I
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d W toys and an id Drift. I wonder which
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design for Drift. I gotta get that I d W Drift.
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So fucking psyched for all these I d W. I
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d W Forcers Maximus.
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That's weird because Drift was created for the Commons. There
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was no Drift before I d W. They created that
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for IDW.
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You still have to specify because there is the racist one,
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and what those Michael Bay movies.
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No, what are you talking about?
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A level Deluxe Dreamwave Optimist Prime. I don't know what
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that's gonna be.
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Well, that's awesome. It's gonna be just optimist Prime. But
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he's all at ill proportions. His hands are gonna be
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bigger than the rest of him.
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Is that what The Dreamwave one looks like.
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It's gonna have that Pat Lee look.
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Oh no, fuck, it's gonna be a Deluxe, so it's
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probably gonna look like shit anyway.
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That Devastation Prime didn't win nobody, no fans, although I
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since I got one for six dollars, don't hate it.
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It's fine for six books.
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I mean, clearly there's enough fans that they were like, hey,
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you guys like this one toy. Here's that one toy
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package with itself.
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Three times yeah, with a with a really nice decho,
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a sort of laying gray decho, and then a crappy
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in between deco. That's definitely one of those one you
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just leave in the box, don't don't take out.
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No. I think that's it's made to be left in
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the box because it's supposed to be like an example
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of the toy making process. I think that's a neat idea.
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It's just a terrible execution.
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I don't know, it's a mildly neat idea.
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I don't know, like a cooler figure I would I
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would be more than interested in getting it. But I oh,
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I didn't have an interest in buying that figure of one.
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I have enough transformers as it is.
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That have you finally you decided you have enough transformers?
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Oh my god, I gotta I got I've been having
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to transform all.
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Yes, it's true.
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We didn't realize this until the course has been cataloging
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all those transformers on it on some kind of app
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that lies about the value of them.
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Let's see, what is this thing called again? Bought binder
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dot app?
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Yeah, bought binder dot app.
504
00:27:37.640 --> 00:27:39.759
Yeah, this is pretty cool.
505
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:43.200
Did you say dot app dot?
506
00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:45.440
It's a dot app?
507
00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:50.200
I had no idea. Also, why do we all collectively
508
00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:53.519
agree that dot dot dot something?
509
00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:54.119
Was it?
510
00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:57.720
Okay? What if I was like in class, If I
511
00:27:57.799 --> 00:27:59.039
was like in middle school and I was like, I'm
512
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:01.000
gonna end a sentence with dot, they would have been like,
513
00:28:01.319 --> 00:28:05.839
I'm sorry, what what? Why didn't we say, you know, like,
514
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:08.000
you know, you call it dot calm and not like
515
00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:08.920
period calm.
516
00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:14.160
I just an't gonna read this nerd off the TF wiki.
517
00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:16.000
I was sinking about that the other day. Actually, it
518
00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:17.759
was like you know, we could. I don't know if
519
00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:21.039
they're if unless the wiki already has their own podcast
520
00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:22.400
where they read their own thing.
521
00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:25.480
You know what talking obout tread forrest official podcast of
522
00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:26.559
the tf Wicky.
523
00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:29.680
Because it is pretty fun, like you could just because
524
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:31.279
it's like, yeah, it's all exists.
525
00:28:31.359 --> 00:28:33.240
But has anyone fucking read it out loud?
526
00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:38.559
I don't know. Yeah, I think most people do most
527
00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:39.559
of the podcasts.
528
00:28:40.119 --> 00:28:40.720
There's so many.
529
00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:43.359
There's so many episodes of two where he's just reading
530
00:28:43.519 --> 00:28:44.839
pages of TF wiki.
531
00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:47.559
We're gonna call him out like that hot forest.
532
00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:53.359
Also, that's not true. He writes all shit.
533
00:28:54.640 --> 00:29:03.599
I'm like us, that's what I yell out what I'm
534
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:11.720
getting on the freewayrs once you continue, right, But.
535
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:14.160
I don't know.
536
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:15.839
Its a pretty good show.
537
00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:19.240
Some good designs on here, some good.
538
00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:23.720
K I heard you had car trouble a week ago
539
00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:23.920
or so.
540
00:29:24.359 --> 00:29:26.319
Oh yeah, I hit it the fucking pothole and it
541
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:28.160
just shredded my tire.
542
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:31.799
What about the door dash order though? What happened to that?
543
00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:32.880
Yeah?
544
00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:33.759
Whatever happened there?
545
00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:34.400
Did you eat it?
546
00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:37.799
Eventually? I ate it like three days later.
547
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:40.359
I don't what was it?
548
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:45.359
It was from some Mexican place. It was like some
549
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:47.920
I think they were like I couldn't really tell what
550
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:50.880
meat the meat was anymore. It was like, this is
551
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:54.400
either pork or maybe chicken. And then I thought it
552
00:29:54.519 --> 00:29:55.440
was fish for a minute.
553
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:56.799
It was some kind of meat.
554
00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:59.759
Oh Jesus, Christy chicken.
555
00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:00.680
I I don't know.
556
00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:04.160
Yeah, christ I think I'm throwing to understand why you
557
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:05.400
have stomach issues.
558
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:10.559
Hold, oh my god, that's not how you're supposed to live.
559
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:14.440
I'll just take a risk on this mystery meat.
560
00:30:17.160 --> 00:30:20.160
They're not gonna come for the food the next day.
561
00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:24.480
You can eat it more than earlier than three days later.
562
00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:26.680
Oh no, I just forgot about it.
563
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:31.079
No, the thing, they really want you to return it,
564
00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:34.160
Like they don't give a fuck if you about the
565
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:37.200
person who like ordered the food or whatever, like whatever,
566
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:37.799
fuck them.
567
00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:40.720
They just don't want you to have it exactly.
568
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:43.680
They're like makes and they're like, for your own safety,
569
00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:47.240
you need to return the food to the restaurant.
570
00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:49.559
So anyway, all that.
571
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:51.000
Child's being crucified.
572
00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:53.960
To be fair, I mean, in that with that particular
573
00:30:54.759 --> 00:30:57.240
with that particular meal, you might have been safer returning
574
00:30:57.279 --> 00:30:57.440
it to.
575
00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:00.480
The rest Yeah, they're probably right, But what good of
576
00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:03.039
scenario could that could be where.
577
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:06.279
Well, what if you eat something that's gives you all
578
00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:08.559
Like what if you're allergic to something and you just
579
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:09.559
don't know what it is.
580
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:13.160
But like, don't I just know like that I'm allergic
581
00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:15.240
to whatever, So if I see it in the thing,
582
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:18.599
I just look for it and like not eat it.
583
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:22.000
I don't know, you're like, I'm allergic to chicken, pork,
584
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:25.720
and fish, but try this burrito.
585
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:30.680
Well, I was thinking, like, what if someone you order
586
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:33.440
something and the person at the restaurant you order it
587
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:35.680
from like sees the name come in and it's like
588
00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:38.279
a small towne or whatever, and they know who you
589
00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:41.119
are and they like, I don't know, hax, if you're
590
00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:41.720
food or.
591
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:44.440
Whatever the fuck? And then the dirt ash guy gets
592
00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:45.880
it instead of the person that was meant for.
593
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:52.519
I love that I don't eat it because the restaurants
594
00:31:52.559 --> 00:32:03.000
that we partner with are often poisoning, not like not
595
00:32:03.119 --> 00:32:07.799
like often enough that you could be sure, but often
596
00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:09.640
enough that we need you to return it back to
597
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:13.559
the restaurant. We're that you know you called out ag
598
00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:18.200
sponsor of the show AJAX. I just look, I just
599
00:32:18.279 --> 00:32:20.720
want the five people that are over at AJAX. I
600
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:22.960
want you to know that your product is perfectly fine
601
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:26.240
to consume. I've started lied after line of ajax. It's
602
00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:30.200
fine here, I am. How else do you cut your method? Fhetamines?
603
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:34.759
Thanks a Jack, That's what I say.
604
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:40.759
Actually, I say after I do a line of that.
605
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:43.440
Ship, I don't say anything for a while.
606
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:53.079
I think I'll be saying I think I damaged my brain.
607
00:32:58.200 --> 00:32:59.960
Oh man. I was on Reddit this week reading about
608
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:02.599
this girl was like, oh, I gotta confess that I
609
00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.720
do cocaine all the time and ship. You know, I'm
610
00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:08.079
like forty five years old, and I I think I
611
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:10.160
know her. I can't get through the light. I can't
612
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:11.640
get through the day without cocaine or whatever.
613
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:11.960
The fuck.
614
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:15.359
Everyone who responded was like, girl, you gotta stop. Your
615
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:17.039
nose is gonna cume off your face?
616
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:18.039
Yeah?
617
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:18.920
Like uh.
618
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.480
Like that one that one already lay?
619
00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:25.640
Did he die?
620
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:31.359
I don't know who's that comedian.
621
00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:33.440
He's on that show Herman's Head.
622
00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:37.799
Once again, I'll ask who's that? And what's that?
623
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:41.359
I mean, I have to enjoin you on the what's that?
624
00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:46.960
Oh really? Wait, remind me of what I just said.
625
00:33:48.599 --> 00:33:51.160
Said something about but you were talking about head of
626
00:33:51.200 --> 00:34:00.720
the class. You know what like you think I would
627
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:04.079
like w k RP in Cincinnati, but I don't. I
628
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:05.559
show a noise to ship out of it.
629
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:07.160
I've never seen it.
630
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.559
That's weird. You listen to that station, but you don't
631
00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:14.519
watch the TV show it's related. Oh no, they put
632
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:16.480
night Beat on fire extinguisher.
633
00:34:16.039 --> 00:34:16.920
Duty, wouldn't you.
634
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:20.119
That's the most important job on the plane.
635
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:22.960
Damn? How long have they been lifting optimist crime up
636
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:23.360
in the air?
637
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:24.719
I was just thinking that.
638
00:34:25.480 --> 00:34:28.039
I like the motion comment this. The animation on this
639
00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:30.280
is sometimes beautiful and sometimes pathetic.
640
00:34:31.800 --> 00:34:32.760
I'm not scared of him.
641
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:35.440
I'm not scared of him.
642
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:37.280
Now, what's that super farse?
643
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.599
They talk about dying in fear of death a lot
644
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:43.639
in these little things exchanges they have when they're in
645
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:44.440
the middle of fighting.
646
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:47.400
They did the last It's like standing on his shoulder.
647
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:50.079
I'm not afraid to die. Are you afraid to die?
648
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:52.519
You shouldn't be afraid to die?
649
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:57.599
Man, God, oh man, they're shooting.
650
00:34:57.960 --> 00:34:58.239
Shoot.
651
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:04.920
I don't don't think. Get that's what I'm not sure.
652
00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:07.320
I don't think. I don't think so.
653
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:10.559
I don't know how to describe that in words.
654
00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:12.840
Picks ropes.
655
00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:17.719
I don't Oh no, he killed the flower.
656
00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:21.119
Oh Jesus, see my my.
657
00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:24.840
Fucking lag is so far behind. You reacted to that
658
00:35:25.039 --> 00:35:27.119
like three seconds before I saw it.
659
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:30.559
No, I'm I'm on the same time slot as you are, Jake,
660
00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:34.039
chust is the only one's a damn it the forrest.
661
00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:37.719
When you make a comment, wait, I.
662
00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:40.199
Gotta watch it. I gotta watch it on my phone
663
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:42.159
instead of on the on the television.
664
00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:51.880
She just said, Oh no, not the atrium. Oh damn it.
665
00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:58.840
Yeah, yeah, I'm on that time slot now. Yes, oh no,
666
00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:00.679
that child still crucified.
667
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:04.960
I gotta say that child. Why are they balding at fourteen?
668
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:06.440
Yeah? The kid is crazy?
669
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:09.960
He well, he's also part of the Department of Defense.
670
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:14.199
Jake, why maybe you could explain because I'm bald and
671
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:14.760
how dare you.
672
00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:23.800
Sorry? Why is he so short? When did you, guys
673
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:28.119
determine that you were gonna going like your hair was thinning?
674
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:29.519
What age.
675
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.400
Two or three years ago? When I took a picture
676
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:35.719
of the top of my head and I was like,
677
00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:36.119
oh my.
678
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:40.800
God, Jesus, what made you take a picture of the
679
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:41.760
top of your head?
680
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:43.280
I was curious.
681
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:48.320
It's like, huh, like it seems like it rains a
682
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:49.679
lot more on the top of my head that it
683
00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:50.039
used to.
684
00:36:52.199 --> 00:36:54.960
People are saying it's thinn, but I don't think it's
685
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:55.639
that bad.
686
00:36:57.039 --> 00:37:02.679
Oh my god, Yeah, what about you, Jake, When did
687
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:03.360
you say, oh.
688
00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:03.719
Fuck it?
689
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:05.000
Well?
690
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:07.559
I always had like a window's peak, but I I
691
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:11.000
started fitting it. It was still like in my late twenties,
692
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:12.519
so it was very early.
693
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:18.559
Actually no, I did try that shit, but like Rogaine, you.
694
00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:19.920
Did didn't do anything.
695
00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:23.599
Well, I didn't. I wasn't consistent with it.
696
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:26.079
I guess you have to use it like twice a
697
00:37:26.199 --> 00:37:29.440
day every day like the rest of your life that
698
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.119
I just messages.
699
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:33.000
Yeah, and it might kill your dick.
700
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:35.880
I heard that too, or I saw something like that
701
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.280
on Reddit and I was like, hey.
702
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:42.639
That was this. This is cyber world.
703
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:43.800
CyberWorld.
704
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:49.360
I also have bought bots if you guys want, but
705
00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:53.480
we do not need to watch it. We never really
706
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:56.480
talked about the news is gonna light newsweak or something kind.
707
00:37:56.360 --> 00:37:59.719
Of like considering how stupid shit is with this war
708
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.800
and I ran and all that, like, yeah, sur prictically,
709
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:05.119
not a lot of like, oh my god, did you
710
00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:05.639
see this.
711
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:07.679
There's a lot of the same shit.
712
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:11.119
It's a lot of continuation of the same ship there's
713
00:38:11.239 --> 00:38:16.199
a Palestinian journalists who took a picture of the Israeli
714
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:18.360
soldiers smashing the Jesus.
715
00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:20.920
Oh yeah, especially the Jesus.
716
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:23.760
Smashing Jesus's face for the sledgehammer.
717
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:26.280
You know, are you like? They were like, you can't
718
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:27.920
smash that? He was like, what are you talking about?
719
00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:32.480
This is my own personal Jesus. I really thought i'd
720
00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:34.000
get a bigger laugh out of here with that one.
721
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:36.320
I think that was worth a sensible chuckle.
722
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:39.559
There's probably a better joke in there, but that was
723
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:40.719
the one I came up with right now.
724
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:44.639
But it's there, it's there.
725
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:46.679
The only thing that's funny about that joke is it's
726
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:53.719
a reference to a song that we both know. Is
727
00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:56.480
it really a joke because it's just a reference and nothing?
728
00:39:04.840 --> 00:39:05.239
Look at this.
729
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:08.480
I don't like them about his voice.
730
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:11.320
I don't like anything about any of this.
731
00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:13.639
I don't like much of this show at all.
732
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:19.400
I think it's all right. I don't like that these
733
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:22.760
Transformer shows keep getting shorter and shorter though.
734
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:26.480
And man, the kids have they have to like, uh
735
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:29.880
compete with like YouTube shorts and TikTok and.
736
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:32.679
Ship and I make it really hard to follow.
737
00:39:33.719 --> 00:39:36.199
My eleven year old doesn't watch any long form entertainment
738
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:37.840
of any time really.
739
00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:39.039
No.
740
00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:42.800
In fact, he flips through YouTube shorts like if they
741
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:44.559
don't get him in the first five seconds, he's on
742
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:49.800
to the next one. He does not fuck around like honestly,
743
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:52.920
like you know, I'm that way sometimes. Like have you
744
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:55.079
ever been at like a hotel and you have like
745
00:39:55.239 --> 00:39:58.960
access to the cable see like do little channel surfing
746
00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:01.400
and then you realize, like all you're doing is switching
747
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:08.119
between channels. It's like that, except way more accelerated. I
748
00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:10.280
think things were better when there was only like three channels,
749
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:12.519
because then you just had to watch whatever the fuck
750
00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:13.880
was on or go do something else.
751
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:19.800
Yeah, trust dur instincts. Trust your instincts. So that's your jake.
752
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:26.000
When then he grabbed a map and this animation is strang.
753
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:28.920
Oh it's pretty good.
754
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:31.440
Why is the camera moving around.
755
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:34.639
Because the base they're in is self destructing.
756
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:36.320
So they're trying to apply the camera set up on
757
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:38.920
a tripod. That's also shaky because the base is actually
758
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:39.679
self destructed.
759
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:44.519
M No, it's a show that the whole mountain's shaking.
760
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:48.599
This shit sucks, but they're in there.
761
00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:52.280
If you're a kid and you're impressed with the show,
762
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:53.079
You're stupid.
763
00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:58.760
You hear that, you fucking dumbass little seven year olds
764
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:02.599
out there? Your ship together?
765
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:04.559
Grow up and grow?
766
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:08.760
What's a better cartoon show.
767
00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:12.599
Like Transformers Animated. I'm thirty three year old and I'm
768
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:13.920
mildly impressed by us.
769
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:16.800
You'll actually feel bad because one of these guys is
770
00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:17.960
on Blue Sky.
771
00:41:18.519 --> 00:41:21.559
I think it's the Sky Alley. Lightfoot seems like a
772
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:22.079
nice guy.
773
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:25.000
I like this shovels.
774
00:41:26.039 --> 00:41:26.679
Transforming.
775
00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:28.440
Hold on, I have a miss.
776
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:31.119
What was happening.
777
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:33.199
Little shrimps?
778
00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:34.320
I got something to tell you?
779
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:36.840
Is it time for Timer?
780
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.079
There's one bad thing I do that I hate, and
781
00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:41.960
that's smoke.
782
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:43.360
That us here's a cigar.
783
00:41:43.559 --> 00:41:44.320
It stinks.
784
00:41:44.599 --> 00:41:45.880
Even textext don't like it.
785
00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:48.320
It ain't no fun and it makes me sick.
786
00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:52.199
Yeah, one day you might even ci. I wish I
787
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:56.360
could quit, but it's hard once you've started not to start.
788
00:41:56.320 --> 00:41:57.639
Or you might end. Don't smoke.
789
00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:02.679
Well, why did they make the character smoke that he's
790
00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:07.840
not a real person? I don't like. That's weird. They're like,
791
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.280
we're gonna make this character and then make a PSA
792
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:13.079
where the character talks about the trait. We gave him. Yeah,
793
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:15.960
he's like talking to that fucking creators, like, please help
794
00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:20.039
every moment as hell, love of God, help me God.
795
00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:25.039
I was a PSA pro Brave Stall Brave Star.
796
00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:30.599
That's great, A rediscovered legendary TV show. Like when you
797
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:32.719
first brought up Bravestar, I was like, Ah, this can't
798
00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:34.920
be any fucking kid, and it turned out to be
799
00:42:35.079 --> 00:42:37.239
fucking wonderful. That's so it's fantastic.
800
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:40.239
There's apparely a movie that introduces it too that we
801
00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:44.000
have watched. Oh, and there was plans for a live
802
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:44.559
action one.
803
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:47.199
I think I really don't think you need an introduction
804
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:49.719
to it, like just joined in on the adventure. I
805
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:51.480
don't need to know where Brave Star came from, and
806
00:42:51.559 --> 00:42:53.199
we don't need an origin story.
807
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:57.320
You know movies that we probably don't need, Space Falls too,
808
00:42:58.039 --> 00:42:59.960
the next one, whatever it's.
809
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:03.599
It's not called the Search for More Money. No, No,
810
00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:06.519
they set that up like forty years ago. They're not
811
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:11.119
doing it. Did they forget their own joke?
812
00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:15.480
Brought Rick Morani's back, and every time you see pictures
813
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:18.239
of him on this media tour, he looks like the
814
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:22.400
most miserable person that's ever existed, Like you can see
815
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:24.920
it in his eyes, like, oh my god, I was
816
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:27.800
so hot. I was so much happier when I retired,
817
00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:30.000
and just great to do it.
818
00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:33.480
Like he's like, he was like, look, I've had enough
819
00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:36.760
of this. I don't like it. Mel Brooks is like, oh,
820
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:39.519
come on, come back for one more, and he's like, fine,
821
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:41.559
I can't say no to Bell, but did why go
822
00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:43.920
on the fucking promotional tour? You jack As?
823
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:47.960
You know you're gonna Yeah, mel was probably like, come on, Rick,
824
00:43:48.199 --> 00:43:50.000
you know you want to work with me. One morning,
825
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:51.199
I'm about to die.
826
00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:54.480
Come on, you're gonna die.
827
00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:56.599
Dying man his last.
828
00:43:56.400 --> 00:44:00.400
Delay, and then we find out Rick moranis like slices
829
00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:03.199
of belt wrist in a hotel bathtub in like Columbus, Ohio,
830
00:44:03.480 --> 00:44:06.840
on this fucking promotional tour. He dies before mel Brooks
831
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:10.239
move right. There was calls for a sequel for that movie, like,
832
00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:13.000
I don't know, thirty eight years ago.
833
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:18.920
And mel Brooks killed Rick Marianas. I mean whatever, I'll
834
00:44:18.920 --> 00:44:19.519
probably watch it.
835
00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:20.559
Yeah, I'll probably watch it.
836
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:23.159
WHOA, at this point, I'm not going to. I'm just
837
00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:26.360
not because like, I don't I like Spaceball's. That New
838
00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:30.159
Naked Gun was pretty good but that's not a sequel.
839
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:31.519
That's just like a reboot.
840
00:44:32.039 --> 00:44:37.000
No, it's a sequel. Yeah, he's the son of Liam Neeson.
841
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:41.760
Everyone in that police department is the son of someone
842
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:43.239
from the previous movie.
843
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:45.760
But those jackasses, they know how to pull that shit
844
00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:47.719
off in a way. Like mel Brooks is just like
845
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:50.920
he just forgot to get around to making this sequel
846
00:44:51.079 --> 00:44:54.239
and then he's finally, Yeah, he.
847
00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:58.039
Just found the strip later out of somewhere. Holy shit.
848
00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:00.679
It was like space Ball's too this for more money.
849
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:03.360
That's terrible, but scratches that.
850
00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:09.719
He just found out that they made sequels and prequels
851
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:13.320
to the Star Wars movies, so he has more material.
852
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:15.440
He had no idea it was more than what he
853
00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:18.320
made Spaceballs in eighty seven, four years after the last
854
00:45:18.440 --> 00:45:21.800
Star Wars sequel movie. But he was like, wait, there's
855
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:23.559
more than what do they said? I only caught the
856
00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:26.119
first one? You mean the fourth one? What?
857
00:45:31.320 --> 00:45:31.519
Yeah?
858
00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:35.320
See, I'm curious. I'll probably watch it very least. I'm
859
00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:37.639
sure i'll watch it with forests or something at some point.
860
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:38.360
Yeah.
861
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:41.239
Yeah, it's beit's decent. I will force all of you
862
00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:41.800
to watch it.
863
00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:44.800
I paying for it legally and making us watch it.
864
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:47.760
That's how I do everything. That's why I'm always so broke.
865
00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:51.599
I I spent all my money on transformers.
866
00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:56.599
And legally licensing, legally purchased. I have so many empty
867
00:45:56.679 --> 00:45:59.679
DVD cases and keep putting up in one of those wallets,
868
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:01.000
the DVD wallet.
869
00:46:01.559 --> 00:46:03.880
Wow, I haven't thought about those a long time.
870
00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:06.800
Oh my god, the CD wallet was so important. Like
871
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:09.480
I have thought about how much money I wasted on
872
00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:13.039
music in the past. I'm so grateful that I just
873
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:16.880
don't give artists anybody anymore for their recordings. It's like,
874
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:20.400
no asshole. If I could have dubbed everything back in
875
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:21.400
the day, I would have done it.
876
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:25.480
If I like a band, I like, will buy merch
877
00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:28.559
or I will see them live or something. That's how
878
00:46:28.599 --> 00:46:29.480
they make money.
879
00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:29.880
Anyway.
880
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:33.280
I just heard Metallica does two million dollars a year
881
00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:34.480
in T shirt sales.
882
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:36.400
Yeah, I believe that.
883
00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:37.880
That's crazy.
884
00:46:38.639 --> 00:46:40.280
So fuck buying their album.
885
00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:43.719
Yeah, I'm not talking about Metallic Yeah Metallica.
886
00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:44.679
Fuck Metallica.
887
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:47.719
Oh shit. I just I just saw Metallica with Lady
888
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:50.440
Gaga and they did a song together. And Lady Gaga
889
00:46:50.599 --> 00:46:53.320
is a Lady Gaga. She's so good at being in
890
00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:56.079
a metal singer. I couldn't believe it. She was fantastic.
891
00:46:56.280 --> 00:46:59.519
She her and James Hatfield's voices sounded dope together.
892
00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:01.559
I'll check to listen to it.
893
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:04.719
It was fucking great. Like, I'm sure it's just a
894
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:06.519
one off thing. They're not gonna make an album, and
895
00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:08.199
I wouldn't buy it anyway. It's nothing I was ever
896
00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:11.440
gonna buy it. But like the one performance I saw,
897
00:47:11.559 --> 00:47:14.960
I was like, fucking go get him, Lady Gaga, Google
898
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:18.920
for Gaga, don't go google Goga. Oh god?
899
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:21.000
What about the pink Pony flow?
900
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.679
Yeah with the guar, Yeah that was cool. That was cool.
901
00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:25.719
But I don't like that song very much.
902
00:47:26.519 --> 00:47:29.159
No, I do like the guar version of it, though.
903
00:47:29.239 --> 00:47:31.599
Like I feel bad for Chapel Road because I guess
904
00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:34.239
her bodyguard just went off on some fan all on
905
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:35.800
her road, like went Road.
906
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:36.960
I didn't hear about that.
907
00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:40.079
Yeah, she was like an Australia or something. She was
908
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:43.679
eating lunch and some fan approached her, some over overly
909
00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:46.880
aggressive fucking bodyguard just I don't know, tackled her or
910
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:49.440
some shit, and then she had to come on her
911
00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:51.360
live stream and be like I didn't know for this.
912
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:55.400
It's like you know what, Chapel, if you're if you
913
00:47:55.440 --> 00:47:57.559
want to be so accessible to the public, then what
914
00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:00.920
do you do it with bodyguards? Anyways, I think.
915
00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:04.599
That's how Charlie Murphy was. That's how Eddie Murphy described
916
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:07.280
his brother over zealous. I think he said it was
917
00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:09.400
because it was like his bodyguard for a while.
918
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:13.639
Except according to Dave Chappelle, Rick James got the drop
919
00:48:13.719 --> 00:48:14.079
on him.
920
00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:18.159
So well, that's the show.
921
00:48:18.840 --> 00:48:22.199
Yeah, join us next week for more discussion about Rick
922
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:25.960
James and Eddie Murphy. They want to party all the time.
923
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:41.199
It ain't no fun and it makes me shick. Yeah,
924
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:41.639
one day, it.
925
00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:42.480
Might even kill me.
926
00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:46.320
The robot we changed into was a very different kind
927
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:48.519
of robot because it has a life.
928
00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:51.519
I mean, it's like a friend. Oh, it's even closer
929
00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:52.119
than a friend.
930
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:53.400
Oh, I know what you mean.
931
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:55.679
You're saying that the robots and us have won in
932
00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:56.920
the same mind, right,
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Okay, welcome talking over transformers.
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I'm rich, okay, and this is a podcast about nominally
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about Transformers, but mostly just about the state of the world,
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definitely to capitalism.
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What dots h jackasses know what? We don't assume? You
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know how some some podcasts they have nicknames for their
7
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fan base. Jackasses are the names for hu jackasses.
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That's as good as anything else.
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Yeah, well you want to be a part of it.
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What are the broken fan people that like whatever?
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His patient?
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I think they're called uh in bred hicks. I don't understand.
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Wasn't Rogan like he was talking shit about Trump and
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then he shows up at the White House so that
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he can I don't know.
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Well, Trump signed some sort of executive order about psychedelics.
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I don't know. I didn't look into it. Jake, pull
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that up, I will.
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I don't care about fucking Joe Rogan's opinion on psychedelic.
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Yeah, peeking over Trump's head?
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He very he's so fucking short. I know, I can't.
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You know, I know I'm pretty tall, so I so
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you know, I'm not allowed to make fun of you
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short people.
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But yeah, I'm short. I can say that ship all
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I want.
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Yeah, what a shrimpy motherfucker.
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He's shorty, short, short guy.
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With his four inch long nipple. Shit, remember that?
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Yeah, that was your profile picture.
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For the only image I have of him in my
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head is in that bath Oh outside ce what is
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that during Cobe? Yeah, he was like taking an ice
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bath or some goddamn ship. I don't know. Yeah, and
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he's making that face looks like he's shitting in the
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bathtub Joe Rogan. And if you listen to Joe Rogan,
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you're a moral So there you go.
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I don't know if I know anyone who still listens
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to Joe Rogan, like I.
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Know Force that he used to. But I don't know anyone.
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But apparently, oh, I used to listen to every single
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goddamn episode.
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He sells millions of listeners evidently, So I don't get
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it either.
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Shake Flores of the goddamn America Polat talking shit about
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your guy Tom Sigurro last week, So.
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You know, God, I used to like Tom Sigora too,
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And what also, what a fucking absolute douchebag he turned out.
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To be ill I could just tell by the way
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like his comedy and the way he came off. I
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always knew that guy was no good man.
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Well, you know, he was always a douchebag, but it
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was kind of his bit, you know. He he he
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clearly seemed to have some some like lefty views and stuff,
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and like liked Bernie and stuff. And then like he
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got he made a bunch of money, and then all
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of a sudden he had dickhead.
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Apparently he came from fucking money. Anyways, he was always in.
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Yeah, apparently he was just playing us off the roofs. Anyway,
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here we are on the last Power Master Warrior is foul,
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also known as Arent.
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Final, the Defense or Department of Wars. It's now called.
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Also known as oh boy, uh never mind?
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Oh no, is there something racist in there?
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No, No, it's just a bunch of Russian that I
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can't say. I don't My mouth doesn't know how to
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say that. I can put it in the chat and
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see if if our friend Jeff over there knows how
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to say it, but I don't.
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Jake Dave last week's podcast some kind of Russian ship.
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Yeah, oh yeah, maybe Jake can say it since he's
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since he's going for the Russian audience.
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Here.
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Hey, that's Kranian guy.
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David whatever.
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there goes our listener ship.
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Anyway, Sorry, what am I supposed to be translating? What
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You say that in the chat. That's the name of
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this episode in Russian. I can put it in the Russian.
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Leg Yeah, put in real like for me if you want.
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Please sit me out. Night, I was watching some music videos.
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I saw Gore doing a cover of Pink Pony Club.
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I love that that cover. It is really good.
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Oh now this kid's picking between autobots. He has both
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an Auto Boy and Power Master bracelet.
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Which oh god, hell no?
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How many? Okay, this is the last. There's no more.
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Power last year.
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That's it for today. After today's two episodes, we're only
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gonna have ten episodes of the show and then we'll
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be done. Finally with this segment of the Japanese Transformers.
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We still have more to go.
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Then we have to watch what is it Transformers Victory?
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Yeah? I think Victory, and then whatever the ova is called.
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Are you gonna watch Zone?
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No, we haven't watched Zone yet either.
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I like I like it because it's about that Zone.
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I like bomb Blast over there or whatever his name
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is in the show, because he looks like Batman from
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a Common Writer.
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Let's go, oh bat Man from the original cover writer.
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He does kind of look like that.
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Not Batan, not Batman from the sixties TV show.
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so it's not pronounced any different.
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Still Batman, spider Man.
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I understand your confusion.
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There that weird Japanese spider Man. You make us watch
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what's that about?
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it this past week, so I will no longer be
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making you watch that.
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and spider Man.
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on Common Writer that is named spider man man because
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whoever is.
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I want to buy it.
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might be stop mon.
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Meanwhile, going up to the rocky Yeah, I look at
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the Rocky Mountains. It is grand, it is brand Maximus.
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I guess, and then I don't know. I don't know
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what the fuck they were.
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Yeah, I no longer remember either, Jake, you have a
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better memory than you. Haven't been heavily celebrating today's holiday.
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Oh yeah, it's.
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Go on rick birthday of some sort of fact. It's
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Ted Bundy's birthday.
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two children come out of.
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It and they are the semi truck.
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Deadn't me.
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I am going to miss these jeez punches that kid
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in the head. I'm gonna miss these dubs when we
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don't have anymore.
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Yeah, these people are great at what they do.
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I'm exhausted.
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I don't remember the victory has one it does, right,
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we watched part of that.
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I don't know if Zone does though.
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be easier to keep track of it because there's words
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on the screen.
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It's all Japanese.
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I think we'll get that.
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Do you know that Transformers media been into lately. I've
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been watching a lot of Doctor Lockdown in him lately.
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No closet, I got nothing.
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He's a YouTube Transformer reviewer from like Australia or something.
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Pretty good, it's not a bad name.
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I started watching the display case with Nate. Oh yeah,
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pretty good.
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That guy's all right. I like that.
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That's pretty good.
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Watch that astro train earlier.
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about that astro train.
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Yeah, no, nobody's liking that toy at all.
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He said, when you when you flip up the flap
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in his chest to have the the alternate version of
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his chest there, it leaves a hole in his chest
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that's very similar to the hole that was in his
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chest when he opened the box.
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out of ten. That average out to what a three?
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to the old one and which just looked better pretty
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much in every way, at least in the robot.
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sea jass trade, but from everything I see, it definitely
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looks better. He said, fucking new ones got these weedy
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little arms that sucks pass The arms are awful.
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like it's not finished.
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last effect, but I don't think it looks terrible.
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a smoke them effect.
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like jizz.
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It's like jizz in a house fire.
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very strange.
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but we'll still all have layer lines.
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Well, you can't. How could you perfect the cassette?
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How could you get perfect magnetic tape as a recording medium.
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mid to late eighties and we already have the contact
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disdoubt by then, so like we knew, we knew what
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was coming.
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I guess that's true.
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the early eighties even.
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transformers had cassette technology. It's like, I mean, they're only
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better than say, like the transformers of Cybultrona, who had
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like hate track technology.
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They track sucked, dude. You know how they work like
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they didn't cut the songs down to fit the side,
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so like you'd be listening jam into a song and
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it would just click to another side like halfway through it.
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In the SunShot of your watch, it's the SunShot.
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Of your what.
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I don't know what the fus coming off? Give me
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that old time what?
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That's horrible?
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Optimist crime? You shot a man READO just to what?
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How did that happen? Did the middle of the Pacific
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hit right now? Pleasant get away and the others at
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once we'll meet in the Pacific? Is that all right?
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The first look at Transwimmer Studio series AO Evasion.
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Optimist Prime to you a fun sound wave?
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If one sound wave looks good.
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The the aois uh, evasion mode Optimist Prime looks fine.
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Thing as those The original one looked pretty good too,
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were like, let's just make another one. It's not better
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or worse, it's just available and not compatible.
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Oh yeah, Forrest, what about the jet fire, the Armadern
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jet Fire, that's right.
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I am, Oh my god, I want it so fucking bad.
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It's driving me crazy that I missed the free order
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on boy Score.
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If he can, it'll be available. Nobody wants that fucking thing.
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Everybody watched that thing. It's the best looking figure of
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the wave, right, especially the pants mode for my Optimus Prime.
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I already loved. I remember the original was out and
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then there was the botcan Astro trained version of it,
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and I don't know, I just never liked that toys.
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Well, when we get to watching our matter, you're gonna
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really change your.
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Tomb God, all fifty two episodes of it. That's the
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secret of these two different bracelets.
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We can watch the Japanese version if you would prefer.
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What do they call it, Mike Crawdon, Mike crawd arms, I.
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Don't know, war war, micron Warriors, something, I don't know.
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Let's take a little bit longer, y, We've only just
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a ride.
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Let's take a little bit longer to look that stretch
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this out. And there's an eighty six Blitzwing triple changer.
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That's just gotta be a reissue, right, Yeah, eighty.
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Six Blitzwing is just the Blitzwing from the Dramatic Captures
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series three packs but released individually.
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Oh okay, there's.
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A lot of figures that are coming out that are
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from like three packs and five packs, but released individually.
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Dramatic capture ship looks really good.
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Oh my god. Yeah. Also, that's where to get the
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most accurate looking astrotraink.
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I also like, even though the earth Rise Seeker is
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been supplanted with the New Seeker, kind of what that
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Dramatic capture set for both underdrag her Hands Sky.
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I want the Sky one because it comes with a
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bunch of like really, it comes to a bunch of
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accessories that I can use for my other guys.
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Does it come with like energron cubes or something.
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It comes with like the camera. The refractor camera comes
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with I think a megatron gun, a bunch of dumb
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little things.
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It comes to the camera. That doesn't make any sense
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because the refractor guys come with thundercrowd.
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Maybe I'm wrong.
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I don't remember what it comes with. I think you're
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wrong for us, just playing wrong.
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I could be wrong again, then helly heavily celebrating the holiday.
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It's like that old TV show Sarah Played and wrong.
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It's a good joke, not.
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Great if Sarah playing in short was the name of
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the show.
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Oh, you could make that joke because you're short. Called
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the callback, friends, I can say that that's called a callback. Jackasses,
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call your back here.
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I have no idea what show you guys are talking about.
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I don't love this jetfire, but you know, oh my god,
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he's perfect.
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What's this thing about the pants?
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Go ahead for us?
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He is a much like god Bomber on this show.
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He is a secondary supermode for the Armada Optimist Prime.
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So he okay, he can he can transform on his own,
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but he can also transform to combine with Optimus.
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You're going to the passengers and put the fire out.
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Put the fire out, which is why he does that
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in that Michael.
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Baby, Yeah, that's why, because Michael Bay was totally hip
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to that.
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Oh are you just saying, are you saying it's just
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a coincidence that he combines with jetfire?
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Yeah, very much.
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So.
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It's angry and not only that for us, but like
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he jetfire died before he combined.
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I also die every time a little bit I go
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to every time I go to work. That's just best,
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just part of going to work. You die a little bit.
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Oh hell, I know.
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Don't worry. Some day you'll have a job like me
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and you'll miss every summer?
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Was that Simon? Was that Simpsons?
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Simpsons?
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Things broke his leg?
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We're summer of your life? So far, Bart, so far?
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Every day.
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I wish we were going through the beginning of The
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Simpsons again instead of watching all the episodes ever because
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this is it's a it's a it's a fucking struggle.
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Now.
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Uh what season over on?
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Now?
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Oh god, I don't even know. No, I think we're
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still in the twenties of what of what seems?
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Oh not good? Not good?
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Season twenty eight Okay, yesterday was one of those treeos
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of horrors where all of the segments are not horror movies.
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Oh that sucks, like the Hunger Games.
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Is that a horror movie? No, I never saw it.
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No, it's just like a teen movie.
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So it's like a fantasy drama kind of no horror.
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I've never seen it.
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I saw it. I saw the first one.
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Oh man, look at it. Look at look at Optimus,
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look at it? Look at uh what's his face? Skin? Right?
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Oh man, that looks cool. I like that run cycle.
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He looks cool as shit.
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So this is optimist with what all does he have?
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Combined with god bombs?
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Okay, welcome to the Talking over the Metal Black podcast.
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I found my old PSP copy of Twisted Metal head On.
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That was a fun one too, head On, head On.
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That's very cool.
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Finally he's got no chance of winning head on.
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Oh my god, they forgot he could fly, even though
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he has very clear wings.
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On his back. Holy kid, you fly out.
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They can fly out and has been mostly flying this
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whole time.
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Super superpowers, what's that special move?
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They're like, there's twelve episodes left. We're gonna start, We're
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gonna start phoning it in.
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Oh oh who's scorping.
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It's Overlord.
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Oh oh man, there's a.
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Big list of ship here. It's the two thousan Prime
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member GT. Prime seventeen. We have the listening to the Transformers,
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Age of Evolution and Megature and Rising Resistance toy lines.
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Yeah, oh yeah, there's a couple of new toy lines coming.
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I mean they're not new toy lines. They're literally the
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same toy line, they just have a different box.
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I'm still unclear on what the Megatrol rides. Okay, but
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I age the Primes is evolving into.
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The age. Yeah, it's the Age of Extinction. Oh wait,
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they already use that one.
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They heard the podcast and they heard they're Rick did
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and like the Age of the Promes.
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No I don't, it's stupid.
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Let's Sage of Evolution.
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Doctor Lockdown had the same opinion about my course Prime
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I have, which is it turns into nothing. Also, uh
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it sucks, and also it's now.
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It turns into well, first of all, you have to
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specify or we talking about Micronus primer. Are we talking
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about the Apex armor that my pronous time comes with. Personally,
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because the Apex armor turns into a battle.
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Unicycle, a very bad one.
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That a bat unicycle that is also anything you want
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it to be, and it kind of is also a weaponizer.
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If you say it's anything I wanted to be, that
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that means it's nothing.
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I mean, you know, you know who else is fucking
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amalgamis over here? Who I have to transform today? And
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I'm not looking I'm not actually looking forward to it.
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I'm I just pull them apart and put them in
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back to transform.
402
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You're like, what is most base cities make a little square?
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What was I saying to the you're talking about stupid
404
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micronus pride? That sucks out?
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Oh yeah? And my Cronus himself transforms into a what
406
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are they called a dis what are they called the
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little guys in Armada?
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A mini con? Mini con?
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He turns into a mini con disc.
410
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Who are those cons that are miniature in Armada?
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Which is how you find the mini cons in Armada.
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It's a reference to the first appearance of the mini cons,
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which my Cronus is canonically the creator of.
414
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All right, still sucks.
415
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Okay, it's a great figure. I just wish the legs
416
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weren't clear plastic.
417
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That's another bripe. It's like they put the clear plastic.
418
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Clear plastic on a ball.
419
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Yeah, it's just not in a good spot at all.
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Transform all right, it's.
421
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The theme song for the wrong show, super God.
422
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Speaking of super God, how about that pope. Huh No,
423
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that's so great.
424
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Now, said Donald Trump. Put it in his place.
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I hear Sean Hannity is no longer Catholic.
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Transformed into a robot warrior.
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Oh now we are on he Destroy the autobot day,
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Destroy the Autobus, also known that never mind.
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Destroy the Autoba's Headquarters, Destroy the Autoba's Headquarters, also known
430
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as OEI ship the forst You gotta stop writing that
431
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gulass or whatever?
432
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Will you teach me?
433
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Oh my god, Wow, that kid's balding already.
434
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Yeah, I guess we got as an animated Slipstream coming.
435
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There's an animated lug Nut coming, a leader class lug Nut.
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Oh hell yeah, a leader class enter John scorponof which
437
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I'm excited for too.
438
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Are they going to fuck up the Lugnut though, and
439
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do it like bolt Head where it's like it's like
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not right at all.
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They're probably gonna fuck Hooke lug hunts the most important
442
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voyager Skyfire. I might be interested in too. Everybody loves here.
443
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Oh by the way, hey, matt Leck, your hairline is
444
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fucking awful. You look like when Steven Miller sprayed his
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own hair on have.
446
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What Hey?
447
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Hey ouch still talking ship.
448
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I assumed he had a show. I assumed he still
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had a shaved head.
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Matt leh.
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I was thinking of Chrisman.
452
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Oh no, I would never pick up our boy back.
453
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He's crippled. That's fucked up. He's crippled. That's fucked up.
454
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For We also have an IDW Nautica coming, which I'm
455
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fucking psyched about. I can't believe they're still making I
456
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d W toys and an id Drift. I wonder which
457
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design for Drift. I gotta get that I d W Drift.
458
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So fucking psyched for all these I d W. I
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d W Forcers Maximus.
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That's weird because Drift was created for the Commons. There
461
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was no Drift before I d W. They created that
462
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for IDW.
463
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You still have to specify because there is the racist one,
464
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and what those Michael Bay movies.
465
00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:42.480
No, what are you talking about?
466
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A level Deluxe Dreamwave Optimist Prime. I don't know what
467
00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:47.359
that's gonna be.
468
00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:50.960
Well, that's awesome. It's gonna be just optimist Prime. But
469
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he's all at ill proportions. His hands are gonna be
470
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bigger than the rest of him.
471
00:25:56.079 --> 00:25:57.799
Is that what The Dreamwave one looks like.
472
00:25:58.519 --> 00:25:59.920
It's gonna have that Pat Lee look.
473
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Oh no, fuck, it's gonna be a Deluxe, so it's
474
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probably gonna look like shit anyway.
475
00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:08.960
That Devastation Prime didn't win nobody, no fans, although I
476
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since I got one for six dollars, don't hate it.
477
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It's fine for six books.
478
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I mean, clearly there's enough fans that they were like, hey,
479
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you guys like this one toy. Here's that one toy
480
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package with itself.
481
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Three times yeah, with a with a really nice decho,
482
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a sort of laying gray decho, and then a crappy
483
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in between deco. That's definitely one of those one you
484
00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:34.559
just leave in the box, don't don't take out.
485
00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:37.240
No. I think that's it's made to be left in
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the box because it's supposed to be like an example
487
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of the toy making process. I think that's a neat idea.
488
00:26:44.119 --> 00:26:45.480
It's just a terrible execution.
489
00:26:46.359 --> 00:26:49.079
I don't know, it's a mildly neat idea.
490
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I don't know, like a cooler figure I would I
491
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would be more than interested in getting it. But I oh,
492
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I didn't have an interest in buying that figure of one.
493
00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:02.720
I have enough transformers as it is.
494
00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:09.079
That have you finally you decided you have enough transformers?
495
00:27:09.759 --> 00:27:11.839
Oh my god, I gotta I got I've been having
496
00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:13.200
to transform all.
497
00:27:20.119 --> 00:27:20.759
Yes, it's true.
498
00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:23.319
We didn't realize this until the course has been cataloging
499
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:26.039
all those transformers on it on some kind of app
500
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that lies about the value of them.
501
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:33.599
Let's see, what is this thing called again? Bought binder
502
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:34.440
dot app?
503
00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:36.799
Yeah, bought binder dot app.
504
00:27:37.640 --> 00:27:39.759
Yeah, this is pretty cool.
505
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:43.200
Did you say dot app dot?
506
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It's a dot app?
507
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I had no idea. Also, why do we all collectively
508
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agree that dot dot dot something?
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Was it?
510
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Okay? What if I was like in class, If I
511
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was like in middle school and I was like, I'm
512
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gonna end a sentence with dot, they would have been like,
513
00:28:01.319 --> 00:28:05.839
I'm sorry, what what? Why didn't we say, you know, like,
514
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you know, you call it dot calm and not like
515
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period calm.
516
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I just an't gonna read this nerd off the TF wiki.
517
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I was sinking about that the other day. Actually, it
518
00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:17.759
was like you know, we could. I don't know if
519
00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:21.039
they're if unless the wiki already has their own podcast
520
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where they read their own thing.
521
00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:25.480
You know what talking obout tread forrest official podcast of
522
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the tf Wicky.
523
00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:29.680
Because it is pretty fun, like you could just because
524
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:31.279
it's like, yeah, it's all exists.
525
00:28:31.359 --> 00:28:33.240
But has anyone fucking read it out loud?
526
00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:38.559
I don't know. Yeah, I think most people do most
527
00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:39.559
of the podcasts.
528
00:28:40.119 --> 00:28:40.720
There's so many.
529
00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:43.359
There's so many episodes of two where he's just reading
530
00:28:43.519 --> 00:28:44.839
pages of TF wiki.
531
00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:47.559
We're gonna call him out like that hot forest.
532
00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:53.359
Also, that's not true. He writes all shit.
533
00:28:54.640 --> 00:29:03.599
I'm like us, that's what I yell out what I'm
534
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:11.720
getting on the freewayrs once you continue, right, But.
535
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:14.160
I don't know.
536
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:15.839
Its a pretty good show.
537
00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:19.240
Some good designs on here, some good.
538
00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:23.720
K I heard you had car trouble a week ago
539
00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:23.920
or so.
540
00:29:24.359 --> 00:29:26.319
Oh yeah, I hit it the fucking pothole and it
541
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:28.160
just shredded my tire.
542
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:31.799
What about the door dash order though? What happened to that?
543
00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:32.880
Yeah?
544
00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:33.759
Whatever happened there?
545
00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:34.400
Did you eat it?
546
00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:37.799
Eventually? I ate it like three days later.
547
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:40.359
I don't what was it?
548
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:45.359
It was from some Mexican place. It was like some
549
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:47.920
I think they were like I couldn't really tell what
550
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:50.880
meat the meat was anymore. It was like, this is
551
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either pork or maybe chicken. And then I thought it
552
00:29:54.519 --> 00:29:55.440
was fish for a minute.
553
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:56.799
It was some kind of meat.
554
00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:59.759
Oh Jesus, Christy chicken.
555
00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:00.680
I I don't know.
556
00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:04.160
Yeah, christ I think I'm throwing to understand why you
557
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have stomach issues.
558
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:10.559
Hold, oh my god, that's not how you're supposed to live.
559
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:14.440
I'll just take a risk on this mystery meat.
560
00:30:17.160 --> 00:30:20.160
They're not gonna come for the food the next day.
561
00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:24.480
You can eat it more than earlier than three days later.
562
00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:26.680
Oh no, I just forgot about it.
563
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:31.079
No, the thing, they really want you to return it,
564
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Like they don't give a fuck if you about the
565
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:37.200
person who like ordered the food or whatever, like whatever,
566
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:37.799
fuck them.
567
00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:40.720
They just don't want you to have it exactly.
568
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:43.680
They're like makes and they're like, for your own safety,
569
00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:47.240
you need to return the food to the restaurant.
570
00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:49.559
So anyway, all that.
571
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:51.000
Child's being crucified.
572
00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:53.960
To be fair, I mean, in that with that particular
573
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with that particular meal, you might have been safer returning
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it to.
575
00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:00.480
The rest Yeah, they're probably right, But what good of
576
00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:03.039
scenario could that could be where.
577
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:06.279
Well, what if you eat something that's gives you all
578
00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:08.559
Like what if you're allergic to something and you just
579
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:09.559
don't know what it is.
580
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:13.160
But like, don't I just know like that I'm allergic
581
00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:15.240
to whatever, So if I see it in the thing,
582
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:18.599
I just look for it and like not eat it.
583
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:22.000
I don't know, you're like, I'm allergic to chicken, pork,
584
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:25.720
and fish, but try this burrito.
585
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:30.680
Well, I was thinking, like, what if someone you order
586
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:33.440
something and the person at the restaurant you order it
587
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:35.680
from like sees the name come in and it's like
588
00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:38.279
a small towne or whatever, and they know who you
589
00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:41.119
are and they like, I don't know, hax, if you're
590
00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:41.720
food or.
591
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:44.440
Whatever the fuck? And then the dirt ash guy gets
592
00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:45.880
it instead of the person that was meant for.
593
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:52.519
I love that I don't eat it because the restaurants
594
00:31:52.559 --> 00:32:03.000
that we partner with are often poisoning, not like not
595
00:32:03.119 --> 00:32:07.799
like often enough that you could be sure, but often
596
00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:09.640
enough that we need you to return it back to
597
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:13.559
the restaurant. We're that you know you called out ag
598
00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:18.200
sponsor of the show AJAX. I just look, I just
599
00:32:18.279 --> 00:32:20.720
want the five people that are over at AJAX. I
600
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:22.960
want you to know that your product is perfectly fine
601
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:26.240
to consume. I've started lied after line of ajax. It's
602
00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:30.200
fine here, I am. How else do you cut your method? Fhetamines?
603
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:34.759
Thanks a Jack, That's what I say.
604
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:40.759
Actually, I say after I do a line of that.
605
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:43.440
Ship, I don't say anything for a while.
606
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:53.079
I think I'll be saying I think I damaged my brain.
607
00:32:58.200 --> 00:32:59.960
Oh man. I was on Reddit this week reading about
608
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:02.599
this girl was like, oh, I gotta confess that I
609
00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.720
do cocaine all the time and ship. You know, I'm
610
00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:08.079
like forty five years old, and I I think I
611
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:10.160
know her. I can't get through the light. I can't
612
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:11.640
get through the day without cocaine or whatever.
613
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:11.960
The fuck.
614
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:15.359
Everyone who responded was like, girl, you gotta stop. Your
615
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:17.039
nose is gonna cume off your face?
616
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:18.039
Yeah?
617
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:18.920
Like uh.
618
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.480
Like that one that one already lay?
619
00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:25.640
Did he die?
620
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:31.359
I don't know who's that comedian.
621
00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:33.440
He's on that show Herman's Head.
622
00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:37.799
Once again, I'll ask who's that? And what's that?
623
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:41.359
I mean, I have to enjoin you on the what's that?
624
00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:46.960
Oh really? Wait, remind me of what I just said.
625
00:33:48.599 --> 00:33:51.160
Said something about but you were talking about head of
626
00:33:51.200 --> 00:34:00.720
the class. You know what like you think I would
627
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:04.079
like w k RP in Cincinnati, but I don't. I
628
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:05.559
show a noise to ship out of it.
629
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:07.160
I've never seen it.
630
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.559
That's weird. You listen to that station, but you don't
631
00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:14.519
watch the TV show it's related. Oh no, they put
632
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:16.480
night Beat on fire extinguisher.
633
00:34:16.039 --> 00:34:16.920
Duty, wouldn't you.
634
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:20.119
That's the most important job on the plane.
635
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:22.960
Damn? How long have they been lifting optimist crime up
636
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:23.360
in the air?
637
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:24.719
I was just thinking that.
638
00:34:25.480 --> 00:34:28.039
I like the motion comment this. The animation on this
639
00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:30.280
is sometimes beautiful and sometimes pathetic.
640
00:34:31.800 --> 00:34:32.760
I'm not scared of him.
641
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:35.440
I'm not scared of him.
642
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:37.280
Now, what's that super farse?
643
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.599
They talk about dying in fear of death a lot
644
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:43.639
in these little things exchanges they have when they're in
645
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:44.440
the middle of fighting.
646
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:47.400
They did the last It's like standing on his shoulder.
647
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:50.079
I'm not afraid to die. Are you afraid to die?
648
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:52.519
You shouldn't be afraid to die?
649
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:57.599
Man, God, oh man, they're shooting.
650
00:34:57.960 --> 00:34:58.239
Shoot.
651
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:04.920
I don't don't think. Get that's what I'm not sure.
652
00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:07.320
I don't think. I don't think so.
653
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:10.559
I don't know how to describe that in words.
654
00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:12.840
Picks ropes.
655
00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:17.719
I don't Oh no, he killed the flower.
656
00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:21.119
Oh Jesus, see my my.
657
00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:24.840
Fucking lag is so far behind. You reacted to that
658
00:35:25.039 --> 00:35:27.119
like three seconds before I saw it.
659
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:30.559
No, I'm I'm on the same time slot as you are, Jake,
660
00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:34.039
chust is the only one's a damn it the forrest.
661
00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:37.719
When you make a comment, wait, I.
662
00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:40.199
Gotta watch it. I gotta watch it on my phone
663
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:42.159
instead of on the on the television.
664
00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:51.880
She just said, Oh no, not the atrium. Oh damn it.
665
00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:58.840
Yeah, yeah, I'm on that time slot now. Yes, oh no,
666
00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:00.679
that child still crucified.
667
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:04.960
I gotta say that child. Why are they balding at fourteen?
668
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:06.440
Yeah? The kid is crazy?
669
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:09.960
He well, he's also part of the Department of Defense.
670
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:14.199
Jake, why maybe you could explain because I'm bald and
671
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:14.760
how dare you.
672
00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:23.800
Sorry? Why is he so short? When did you, guys
673
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:28.119
determine that you were gonna going like your hair was thinning?
674
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:29.519
What age.
675
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.400
Two or three years ago? When I took a picture
676
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:35.719
of the top of my head and I was like,
677
00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:36.119
oh my.
678
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:40.800
God, Jesus, what made you take a picture of the
679
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:41.760
top of your head?
680
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:43.280
I was curious.
681
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:48.320
It's like, huh, like it seems like it rains a
682
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:49.679
lot more on the top of my head that it
683
00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:50.039
used to.
684
00:36:52.199 --> 00:36:54.960
People are saying it's thinn, but I don't think it's
685
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:55.639
that bad.
686
00:36:57.039 --> 00:37:02.679
Oh my god, Yeah, what about you, Jake, When did
687
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:03.360
you say, oh.
688
00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:03.719
Fuck it?
689
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:05.000
Well?
690
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:07.559
I always had like a window's peak, but I I
691
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:11.000
started fitting it. It was still like in my late twenties,
692
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:12.519
so it was very early.
693
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:18.559
Actually no, I did try that shit, but like Rogaine, you.
694
00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:19.920
Did didn't do anything.
695
00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:23.599
Well, I didn't. I wasn't consistent with it.
696
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:26.079
I guess you have to use it like twice a
697
00:37:26.199 --> 00:37:29.440
day every day like the rest of your life that
698
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.119
I just messages.
699
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:33.000
Yeah, and it might kill your dick.
700
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:35.880
I heard that too, or I saw something like that
701
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.280
on Reddit and I was like, hey.
702
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:42.639
That was this. This is cyber world.
703
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:43.800
CyberWorld.
704
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:49.360
I also have bought bots if you guys want, but
705
00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:53.480
we do not need to watch it. We never really
706
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:56.480
talked about the news is gonna light newsweak or something kind.
707
00:37:56.360 --> 00:37:59.719
Of like considering how stupid shit is with this war
708
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.800
and I ran and all that, like, yeah, sur prictically,
709
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:05.119
not a lot of like, oh my god, did you
710
00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:05.639
see this.
711
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:07.679
There's a lot of the same shit.
712
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:11.119
It's a lot of continuation of the same ship there's
713
00:38:11.239 --> 00:38:16.199
a Palestinian journalists who took a picture of the Israeli
714
00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:18.360
soldiers smashing the Jesus.
715
00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:20.920
Oh yeah, especially the Jesus.
716
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:23.760
Smashing Jesus's face for the sledgehammer.
717
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:26.280
You know, are you like? They were like, you can't
718
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:27.920
smash that? He was like, what are you talking about?
719
00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:32.480
This is my own personal Jesus. I really thought i'd
720
00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:34.000
get a bigger laugh out of here with that one.
721
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:36.320
I think that was worth a sensible chuckle.
722
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:39.559
There's probably a better joke in there, but that was
723
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:40.719
the one I came up with right now.
724
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:44.639
But it's there, it's there.
725
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:46.679
The only thing that's funny about that joke is it's
726
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:53.719
a reference to a song that we both know. Is
727
00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:56.480
it really a joke because it's just a reference and nothing?
728
00:39:04.840 --> 00:39:05.239
Look at this.
729
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:08.480
I don't like them about his voice.
730
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:11.320
I don't like anything about any of this.
731
00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:13.639
I don't like much of this show at all.
732
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:19.400
I think it's all right. I don't like that these
733
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:22.760
Transformer shows keep getting shorter and shorter though.
734
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:26.480
And man, the kids have they have to like, uh
735
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:29.880
compete with like YouTube shorts and TikTok and.
736
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:32.679
Ship and I make it really hard to follow.
737
00:39:33.719 --> 00:39:36.199
My eleven year old doesn't watch any long form entertainment
738
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:37.840
of any time really.
739
00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:39.039
No.
740
00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:42.800
In fact, he flips through YouTube shorts like if they
741
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:44.559
don't get him in the first five seconds, he's on
742
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:49.800
to the next one. He does not fuck around like honestly,
743
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:52.920
like you know, I'm that way sometimes. Like have you
744
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:55.079
ever been at like a hotel and you have like
745
00:39:55.239 --> 00:39:58.960
access to the cable see like do little channel surfing
746
00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:01.400
and then you realize, like all you're doing is switching
747
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:08.119
between channels. It's like that, except way more accelerated. I
748
00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:10.280
think things were better when there was only like three channels,
749
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:12.519
because then you just had to watch whatever the fuck
750
00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:13.880
was on or go do something else.
751
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:19.800
Yeah, trust dur instincts. Trust your instincts. So that's your jake.
752
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:26.000
When then he grabbed a map and this animation is strang.
753
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:28.920
Oh it's pretty good.
754
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:31.440
Why is the camera moving around.
755
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:34.639
Because the base they're in is self destructing.
756
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:36.320
So they're trying to apply the camera set up on
757
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:38.920
a tripod. That's also shaky because the base is actually
758
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:39.679
self destructed.
759
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:44.519
M No, it's a show that the whole mountain's shaking.
760
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:48.599
This shit sucks, but they're in there.
761
00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:52.280
If you're a kid and you're impressed with the show,
762
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:53.079
You're stupid.
763
00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:58.760
You hear that, you fucking dumbass little seven year olds
764
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:02.599
out there? Your ship together?
765
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:04.559
Grow up and grow?
766
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:08.760
What's a better cartoon show.
767
00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:12.599
Like Transformers Animated. I'm thirty three year old and I'm
768
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:13.920
mildly impressed by us.
769
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:16.800
You'll actually feel bad because one of these guys is
770
00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:17.960
on Blue Sky.
771
00:41:18.519 --> 00:41:21.559
I think it's the Sky Alley. Lightfoot seems like a
772
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:22.079
nice guy.
773
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:25.000
I like this shovels.
774
00:41:26.039 --> 00:41:26.679
Transforming.
775
00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:28.440
Hold on, I have a miss.
776
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:31.119
What was happening.
777
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:33.199
Little shrimps?
778
00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:34.320
I got something to tell you?
779
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:36.840
Is it time for Timer?
780
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.079
There's one bad thing I do that I hate, and
781
00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:41.960
that's smoke.
782
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:43.360
That us here's a cigar.
783
00:41:43.559 --> 00:41:44.320
It stinks.
784
00:41:44.599 --> 00:41:45.880
Even textext don't like it.
785
00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:48.320
It ain't no fun and it makes me sick.
786
00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:52.199
Yeah, one day you might even ci. I wish I
787
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:56.360
could quit, but it's hard once you've started not to start.
788
00:41:56.320 --> 00:41:57.639
Or you might end. Don't smoke.
789
00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:02.679
Well, why did they make the character smoke that he's
790
00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:07.840
not a real person? I don't like. That's weird. They're like,
791
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.280
we're gonna make this character and then make a PSA
792
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:13.079
where the character talks about the trait. We gave him. Yeah,
793
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:15.960
he's like talking to that fucking creators, like, please help
794
00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:20.039
every moment as hell, love of God, help me God.
795
00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:25.039
I was a PSA pro Brave Stall Brave Star.
796
00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:30.599
That's great, A rediscovered legendary TV show. Like when you
797
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:32.719
first brought up Bravestar, I was like, Ah, this can't
798
00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:34.920
be any fucking kid, and it turned out to be
799
00:42:35.079 --> 00:42:37.239
fucking wonderful. That's so it's fantastic.
800
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:40.239
There's apparely a movie that introduces it too that we
801
00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:44.000
have watched. Oh, and there was plans for a live
802
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:44.559
action one.
803
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:47.199
I think I really don't think you need an introduction
804
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:49.719
to it, like just joined in on the adventure. I
805
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:51.480
don't need to know where Brave Star came from, and
806
00:42:51.559 --> 00:42:53.199
we don't need an origin story.
807
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:57.320
You know movies that we probably don't need, Space Falls too,
808
00:42:58.039 --> 00:42:59.960
the next one, whatever it's.
809
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:03.599
It's not called the Search for More Money. No, No,
810
00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:06.519
they set that up like forty years ago. They're not
811
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:11.119
doing it. Did they forget their own joke?
812
00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:15.480
Brought Rick Morani's back, and every time you see pictures
813
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:18.239
of him on this media tour, he looks like the
814
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:22.400
most miserable person that's ever existed, Like you can see
815
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:24.920
it in his eyes, like, oh my god, I was
816
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:27.800
so hot. I was so much happier when I retired,
817
00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:30.000
and just great to do it.
818
00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:33.480
Like he's like, he was like, look, I've had enough
819
00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:36.760
of this. I don't like it. Mel Brooks is like, oh,
820
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:39.519
come on, come back for one more, and he's like, fine,
821
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:41.559
I can't say no to Bell, but did why go
822
00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:43.920
on the fucking promotional tour? You jack As?
823
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:47.960
You know you're gonna Yeah, mel was probably like, come on, Rick,
824
00:43:48.199 --> 00:43:50.000
you know you want to work with me. One morning,
825
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:51.199
I'm about to die.
826
00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:54.480
Come on, you're gonna die.
827
00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:56.599
Dying man his last.
828
00:43:56.400 --> 00:44:00.400
Delay, and then we find out Rick moranis like slices
829
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of belt wrist in a hotel bathtub in like Columbus, Ohio,
830
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on this fucking promotional tour. He dies before mel Brooks
831
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move right. There was calls for a sequel for that movie, like,
832
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I don't know, thirty eight years ago.
833
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And mel Brooks killed Rick Marianas. I mean whatever, I'll
834
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probably watch it.
835
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Yeah, I'll probably watch it.
836
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WHOA, at this point, I'm not going to. I'm just
837
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not because like, I don't I like Spaceball's. That New
838
00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:30.159
Naked Gun was pretty good but that's not a sequel.
839
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:31.519
That's just like a reboot.
840
00:44:32.039 --> 00:44:37.000
No, it's a sequel. Yeah, he's the son of Liam Neeson.
841
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:41.760
Everyone in that police department is the son of someone
842
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from the previous movie.
843
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:45.760
But those jackasses, they know how to pull that shit
844
00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:47.719
off in a way. Like mel Brooks is just like
845
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:50.920
he just forgot to get around to making this sequel
846
00:44:51.079 --> 00:44:54.239
and then he's finally, Yeah, he.
847
00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:58.039
Just found the strip later out of somewhere. Holy shit.
848
00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:00.679
It was like space Ball's too this for more money.
849
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:03.360
That's terrible, but scratches that.
850
00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:09.719
He just found out that they made sequels and prequels
851
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:13.320
to the Star Wars movies, so he has more material.
852
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:15.440
He had no idea it was more than what he
853
00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:18.320
made Spaceballs in eighty seven, four years after the last
854
00:45:18.440 --> 00:45:21.800
Star Wars sequel movie. But he was like, wait, there's
855
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:23.559
more than what do they said? I only caught the
856
00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:26.119
first one? You mean the fourth one? What?
857
00:45:31.320 --> 00:45:31.519
Yeah?
858
00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:35.320
See, I'm curious. I'll probably watch it very least. I'm
859
00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:37.639
sure i'll watch it with forests or something at some point.
860
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:38.360
Yeah.
861
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:41.239
Yeah, it's beit's decent. I will force all of you
862
00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:41.800
to watch it.
863
00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:44.800
I paying for it legally and making us watch it.
864
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:47.760
That's how I do everything. That's why I'm always so broke.
865
00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:51.599
I I spent all my money on transformers.
866
00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:56.599
And legally licensing, legally purchased. I have so many empty
867
00:45:56.679 --> 00:45:59.679
DVD cases and keep putting up in one of those wallets,
868
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:01.000
the DVD wallet.
869
00:46:01.559 --> 00:46:03.880
Wow, I haven't thought about those a long time.
870
00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:06.800
Oh my god, the CD wallet was so important. Like
871
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:09.480
I have thought about how much money I wasted on
872
00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:13.039
music in the past. I'm so grateful that I just
873
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:16.880
don't give artists anybody anymore for their recordings. It's like,
874
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:20.400
no asshole. If I could have dubbed everything back in
875
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:21.400
the day, I would have done it.
876
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:25.480
If I like a band, I like, will buy merch
877
00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:28.559
or I will see them live or something. That's how
878
00:46:28.599 --> 00:46:29.480
they make money.
879
00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:29.880
Anyway.
880
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:33.280
I just heard Metallica does two million dollars a year
881
00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:34.480
in T shirt sales.
882
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:36.400
Yeah, I believe that.
883
00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:37.880
That's crazy.
884
00:46:38.639 --> 00:46:40.280
So fuck buying their album.
885
00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:43.719
Yeah, I'm not talking about Metallic Yeah Metallica.
886
00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:44.679
Fuck Metallica.
887
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:47.719
Oh shit. I just I just saw Metallica with Lady
888
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:50.440
Gaga and they did a song together. And Lady Gaga
889
00:46:50.599 --> 00:46:53.320
is a Lady Gaga. She's so good at being in
890
00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:56.079
a metal singer. I couldn't believe it. She was fantastic.
891
00:46:56.280 --> 00:46:59.519
She her and James Hatfield's voices sounded dope together.
892
00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:01.559
I'll check to listen to it.
893
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:04.719
It was fucking great. Like, I'm sure it's just a
894
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:06.519
one off thing. They're not gonna make an album, and
895
00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:08.199
I wouldn't buy it anyway. It's nothing I was ever
896
00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:11.440
gonna buy it. But like the one performance I saw,
897
00:47:11.559 --> 00:47:14.960
I was like, fucking go get him, Lady Gaga, Google
898
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:18.920
for Gaga, don't go google Goga. Oh god?
899
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:21.000
What about the pink Pony flow?
900
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.679
Yeah with the guar, Yeah that was cool. That was cool.
901
00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:25.719
But I don't like that song very much.
902
00:47:26.519 --> 00:47:29.159
No, I do like the guar version of it, though.
903
00:47:29.239 --> 00:47:31.599
Like I feel bad for Chapel Road because I guess
904
00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:34.239
her bodyguard just went off on some fan all on
905
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:35.800
her road, like went Road.
906
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:36.960
I didn't hear about that.
907
00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:40.079
Yeah, she was like an Australia or something. She was
908
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:43.679
eating lunch and some fan approached her, some over overly
909
00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:46.880
aggressive fucking bodyguard just I don't know, tackled her or
910
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:49.440
some shit, and then she had to come on her
911
00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:51.360
live stream and be like I didn't know for this.
912
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:55.400
It's like you know what, Chapel, if you're if you
913
00:47:55.440 --> 00:47:57.559
want to be so accessible to the public, then what
914
00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:00.920
do you do it with bodyguards? Anyways, I think.
915
00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:04.599
That's how Charlie Murphy was. That's how Eddie Murphy described
916
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:07.280
his brother over zealous. I think he said it was
917
00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:09.400
because it was like his bodyguard for a while.
918
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:13.639
Except according to Dave Chappelle, Rick James got the drop
919
00:48:13.719 --> 00:48:14.079
on him.
920
00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:18.159
So well, that's the show.
921
00:48:18.840 --> 00:48:22.199
Yeah, join us next week for more discussion about Rick
922
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:25.960
James and Eddie Murphy. They want to party all the time.
923
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:41.199
It ain't no fun and it makes me shick. Yeah,
924
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:41.639
one day, it.
925
00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:42.480
Might even kill me.
926
00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:46.320
The robot we changed into was a very different kind
927
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:48.519
of robot because it has a life.
928
00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:51.519
I mean, it's like a friend. Oh, it's even closer
929
00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:52.119
than a friend.
930
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:53.400
Oh, I know what you mean.
931
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:55.679
You're saying that the robots and us have won in
932
00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:56.920
the same mind, right,