Everything’s Perfect Except… Donald Wants His Nipples Pierced

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Have you ever thought about piercing your nipples?
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Oh my God, please don't.
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No. I told you I'm in my midlife crisis era.
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My brother, Kenny, when he was young, he pierced both
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of his nipples with a safety pin. Then he was
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worried he was going to get in trouble. So he
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took one out, but the other one hurt too bad
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for him to keep it, take it out. So he
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walked in like head hanging down and said to my mom,
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I got to show you something. She was like, what?
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He just lifted his shirt. He had a safety pin
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jammed through his nipple.
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Ow, you're making my whole body.
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Hurt right now. Imagine. All right. Hello. Don't you look
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so cute? So do you. Thank you.
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Are we on trend?
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I forgot to wear jewelry, so I feel very.
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Naked and afraid?
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Yeah, naked and very afraid. I'm always afraid. This day
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and age, honey.
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I mean, a lot.
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Dinner was so fun last night.
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I know. It was so fun.
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If you guys are ever in the Los Angeles area,
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we went to Catch, and they updated it for their
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10-year anniversary, and it was cute. I felt like we
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were out and about in the town.
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I was a little confused with all the dog art.
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That's so true. I love things that they changed, like
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the walls, the colors, the bar. The toes. But all
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over they had dogs like dressed up like in suits
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and like holding martinis.
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Which is like a very 80s. It is. It's a
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very 80s thing. That was like a thing. Like Spuds McKenzie. Like, yeah,
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the dogs would be dressed up with like the hat
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and stuff.
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I was like, there's got to be a dog playing
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poker in one of these pictures.
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I'm sure there was. But that seems to be a
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little bit like, you know, everybody's going to nostalgia right now.
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We were, we actually, you were asking me questions about fashion,
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which I don't know if I'm the right person. I
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have my own sense of it, but I don't know
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if it's like what's on trend. But then I was
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commenting about some people's outfits, not in a mean way
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last night, but we were out at dinner and I
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was like, wait, I'm confused. Is this back on trend?
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Right. Because a lot of, a lot of young people.
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Like when I say young, I'm talking about 20 somethings,
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which makes me so sad that that's young.
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That's not us.
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I'm one of those.
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But you could be their dad.
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Yes. Literally. Oh my God. But they were dressed very like.
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It was early 2000s. I thought I was looking at
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like Britney Spears walking down the street or something. I
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was like, wait, what's going on? There was like a
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group of girls walking out and they were all in
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like sort of the denim jean skirts from the 90
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or the like 2000s, like where we would wear like
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the little jean skirt and sort of like. The tank
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or like the lace, like the tank that had like
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lace at the top. Yeah. And it kind of... And
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they were in the flip-flops that were like the wedged flip-flops.
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I just was like, wait, time out. Mm-hmm. The Matrix
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has rewound.
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Or the... Like some of them had knee-high boots, but
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they were very early 2000s looking. Like they literally might
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have been vintage, but they all had them.
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I was like... that's what I wore when I went
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out in college. Like that was my going out outfit,
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the skirt and the knee high black boots. And I
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was like, what is happening right now? I missed a
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memo somewhere.
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Yeah. It's interesting. And it's so, I was thinking about
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it because I did a little video before I came
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here on, um, about like the looks that I was
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going to have for the podcast, which I didn't do
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them exactly, but one of them was the overalls, which
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I wore a few episodes. Yes. Back. And, um, some
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people commented and said, you need to just have the
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one strap connected, which I would be inclined to have,
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but I have worn those overalls twice now, once here
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and then once when I was in Ohio and, um,
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I love them, but I don't do that because I
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always think about the scene in 21 Jump Street when
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Channing Tatum is like going back to school and he's
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telling him how to be cool. And he puts his
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backpack over one arm, which is also how I would
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probably carry a backpack.
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And then everybody was wearing it.
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And then everyone's like, why is he wearing it like that?
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That's the wrong, I always think of that scene when
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I'm trying to be cool cool yeah like or even
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like i said the reason the start of my hair
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changing because my hair was pretty much the same for
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like seven years yeah And before that, it was still
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a skin fade, but it was an 80 day obsession. Remember,
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it was reaching for the heavens, honey. But it's because
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I saw all of the like young guys at Planet
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Fitness growing out the back of their hair. And I
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was like, bitch, I don't want to be one of
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these old guys that doesn't stay. With their little crew cut.
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Exactly.
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When everyone's changing. Right. And also, I don't want to
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be the 40 year old who looks like he's trying
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to dress like a 25 year old. So in my
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You know, we've talked a little bit about them in
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my midlife crisis era. I'm trying to find where to
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land in my look so that I look good and
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I want to look like a youthful person who is
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my age or maybe a few years younger, but not
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someone who's trying.
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You don't want to look like you're trying. That's the
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bottom line. I think that's, we all are on there.
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So first of all, when it comes to the overalls,
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what I think of is Sister Act 2.
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Uh-huh.
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Because that was very on trend, which was 90s.
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Right.
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To wear the overalls and they were kind of baggy
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and you had one off the shoulder and bright color
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shirt under it and everything. I feel like you in
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particular could really rock them either way and it would
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look good because you have a very cool style. Yeah.
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So I don't think there's a right and wrong. And
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I haven't seen enough happening with overalls lately to know
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which is which yet.
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Right. Right. It's like, you gotta be, you gotta have
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a level of confidence to be a 40 year old
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man and wear overalls. I said, I feel a little
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bit like a baby, like I'm in my onesie, but yeah. Well, I,
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I just want to say thank you for saying that.
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And that people, someone else, one time I was talking about,
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I don't know if I should wear this or what
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my look was. And he was like, the thing about
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you is You're such a stylish person. You could probably
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wear it, however. But I'm being vulnerable and letting people know.
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I don't feel that. I'm just like, oh, God, is
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this okay? And going out in public, like, hopefully it's
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a win and everyone doesn't laugh at me.
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Right.
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So.
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They're not going to laugh and point in your face,
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so it's fine.
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Yeah, exactly. You won't know. What I don't know about
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doesn't hurt me. Exactly. So, but thinking about trends, because
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it's an interesting time. We did a trend episode a
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long time ago.
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We did a trend episode almost a year ago.
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Longer than... It was.
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Well, we hit our year anniversary in what? March, April?
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Uh-huh.
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And it was one of our first episodes.
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Right.
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So, yeah, it was like... A little over a year ago. Yeah,
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a little over a year ago.
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So... I was like, let's revisit it because I, first
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of all, it feels like a lot is always changing
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in trend.
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This pendulum is swinging hard.
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But it also feels like we live in a time
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where kind of anything goes as long as you wear
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it right. So I have a question for you.
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Well, when you say wear it right, I would say
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as long as you wear it with confidence.
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That's what I mean by wear it right.
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Yeah, like there's almost no right. But yeah, go ahead.
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Well, so I was going to ask you if someone
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asked your style or if you were going to explain
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a mood board of your style. Because I get that
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people have to dress up and whatever, but just a
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vibe of your style, how would you describe it?
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I don't know. I don't have a good answer. We
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live in athletic clothing most of the day, all day.
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And I can look at different outfits and stuff and
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be like, yes, I love that. And also that's completely
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the exact opposite. And I love that too. I would not...
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Here's what... I have moments where I'm really good at like, oh,
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I put something together and I really love it. And
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I'm like, oh, that's very cool and unique and trendy.
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It happened like something I wore when I was in
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Denver for the buyer event for Good Mood Brew. And
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I just had on these pants that I had wore
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a few years ago, like for an event for body.
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But then I happened to buy this like navy blue
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or maybe it's black and white horizontal stripe long sleeve shirt.
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It's cropped, little crew neck, but It just pulled together
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very European, which is the vibe of Good Mood Brew anyways.
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It's this very like Dolce Vita lifestyle. So it just
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pulled together like perfectly. It wasn't anything special, but it
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really pulled together. And I was like, yes, go me.
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And there's other times where I'm like, I don't know, man.
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It's jeans and a t-shirt. It's not– I want to
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have a super distinct style. But there are times where
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I just want to be in big, oversized, cute, whatever, trendy.
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There's times I want to be sexy. Just for me,
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there's times I want to be– I don't give a fuck.
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I just want to be comfortable. Mm-hmm. I don't know.
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I don't know what that– well, how would you describe yours?
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I don't have a vocabulary to describe it. Well, I
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feel like I'm leaning to– so how it's changed, I think,
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in the last like two years, I guess. Okay. I
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used to be really a little bit more loud with
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my– Like my friends would make fun of me because
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I would come adorned in tons of jewelry. And I
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still like jewelry, but I was like, if I owned it,
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I was putting it all on at the same time.
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And my earring dangles were always like, you know, like movement,
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all the things. And I would wear like shiny clothes
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and brighter colors and just a little bit like the
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overall outfit was more loud. And now I find myself
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being really drawn to more simple things. classic style like denim.
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That trend is now coming to an end well I
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feel quiet luxury sophistication.
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See what I mean? But I also think you dress
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it up with just the little things. Like, let's say,
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like if I had a t-shirt and jeans and a
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leather jacket, if I wanted to like tie some kind
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of bandana or scarf around my neck or like have
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a like a hat that I really liked. I love,
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I always love hats, but I also love my hair.
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So it's always this like, which way do I, what
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do I do? But, um, so I like a little
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bit more simple and then statement pieces making the outfit.
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Like if you have, like if it's jacket weather, that's,
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I love being able to layer that kind of thing.
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So you've lived in California and Arizona where we can't
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wear jackets.
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I need to be in swim trunks all the time,
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basically where I live now. But I feel like more classic, clean,
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just like really good fits.
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Yes.
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Like cuts is what I'm into, but I don't know.
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Yeah. I feel like for me it goes one of
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two ways. Either I have a simple outfit and I'm
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going to dress it up with my jewelry or my accessories,
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you know, like the shoes or the bag or whatever.
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Or I've got a really unique outfit and I'm like,
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I'm going to let it do the talking.
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Yeah. It's not a competition between your accessories and your bag. Yeah.
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But that's sort of where, okay. So we were like
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doing some research on the trends and it is very
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much going to more, like it is moving away from
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the quiet luxury, the way we're dressed right now.
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We're so in. We're so last year.
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To very much like my outfit lets you know who
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I am. But also I think your outfit can let
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you know who you are in a moment. Like, Some
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days it's cool and it's hip. And other days it's
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chic and sophisticated. Yeah. And other days it's sexy and mysterious. Right. And, like,
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you could be all of those things. You don't have
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to pick one.
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And I like to remind myself of that. Anytime you
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feel like you're dressing to, like– I think I've talked
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about this before, but I used to, when I first
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moved to LA, for example, and I was making friends
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and going out, it's funny because you are like this
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when a kid, but as an adult, I'm thinking, what's
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going to look cool? What will make me look like
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I fit in with my friends? Those thoughts were in
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my mind. But actually one of my cousins, her name's Sally,
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she always put looks together like No, no. She always
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stood out in the group. And I started letting that
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be inspiration for me, not to try to stand out,
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but not to try to fit in. Dress what makes
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me feel good. Yeah. And so, but it's tricky sometimes
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because I still get, if you start, you never want
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to be thinking, oh, how will I fit in or
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match this group? Right. I think you should dress what
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makes you feel good.
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I always try to be like what's going to– my
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thought when I dress, if I'm like dressing to go somewhere,
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it's just like what's going to make me stand out? Yeah.
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What will catch an eye? Not because I'm trying to
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dress for somebody else. I just like– I like that.
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Like I like to have something that's like, oh, unexpected.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. ballsy a little like oh I can't believe she
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wore that not in a bad way I don't want.
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To know I think something else has changed for me
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is I my body has changed and I'm having more
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fun dressing it and that's.
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Just that's always that's just the facts.
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Like I feel more more I feel better in a
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little bit tighter clothes sometimes and you know before it
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was oversized everything and I still love oversized looks and
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clothes but I'm having more fun being able to Yeah.
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Dress it up the way you want.
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Exactly. The way it shows my body. It's not just
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about the clothes.
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Well, that's the fun of, you know, taking care of your...
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Not that you didn't take care of yourself.
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But like.
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Yeah. Kind of reaching a goal maybe that you were
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working towards.
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Right.
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Okay.
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Well, wait.
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Like, so I looked up some of the stuff. So
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capris and pedal pushers and crop trousers are coming back.
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What is a pedal pusher?
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Like, it's where like they... Like where they cut off.
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Like... Just below the knee, basically.
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Just below the knee. Do you remember... say fix extreme
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country heat start of 80 day obsession but by the
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end of 80 day obsession we had a big pendulum
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swinging like so if you look like my workout pants
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kind of hit right here like the pedal pushers i
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feel like that's been coming back for a year because
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i bought and wore some last summer that i really
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liked but yeah like the cropped pants for women for
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sure is coming back um.
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Well, one thing that I've started to wear more that
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like a few years ago, I never would have thought
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I'd wear are shorts that go to my knees. Because short,
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everyone was wearing like, especially every gay was wearing short. Oh, okay.
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So longer shorts now.
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Longer shorts.
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Yeah.
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I also still wear short shorts, but enjoying longer shorts.
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So it is interesting because I see a lot of
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girls in like the longer shorts, which reminds me of
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the 90s. And then they cinched the waistband with like
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a belt, which I find super cute.
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I'm short.
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So sometimes these styles are like, I, I have a heart,
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but then I'll see a short girl wearing it. And
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I'm like, damn, I don't know how they're doing it.
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It just takes a minute for like you said the
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other day when you were like, I'll never wear high-waisted leggings.
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I used to say that.
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And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, my
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nipples are covered by my leggings. Okay. Okay.
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How things change.
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Right. Like one minute they were like being customized down
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to my hip bones. And the next I was like,
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Where's my belly button?
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Well, I never thought I'd wear baggy pants. And I
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love baggy pants. Same. But now.
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Because skinny jeans were the thing.
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Well, yeah, I have a question, but I don't want
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to change the subject. No, go ahead. Well, I was
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going to say, at some point, I want to ask,
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is there a trend, even if it comes back, everyone's
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doing it, that you're like, I'm not doing that shit?
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In your mind right now, is there one? Because... Probably.
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For me, skinny... Like, I saw a video of me wearing...
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It was in 2018, wearing skinny... jeans. Like these are
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tighter than leggings. And I'm like, oh my God, men
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really were running around with these little skinny jeans. And
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now I'm like, it just doesn't look good.
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You say that now.
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I know. Like everyone, well, y'all will catch me and
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give it six months. If it's in style, I'll be like, oh,
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the kids were wearing them.
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Well, so you remember like in the early 2000s, like
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the Von Dutch and all that, and like the very
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decorated pockets were in. Yes. I have a hard time
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seeing myself doing it again.
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Did you wear a pair of pants like that for
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my birthday party because it was the 2000s?
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Well, I wore the fake, they looked like snakeskin print
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for your birthday party with like, I actually wore a
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Von Dutch tank and the little newspaper hat.
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But that style, it makes me think of also like
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someone could have worn those Oh.
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It was absolutely early 2000s. That was like straight out
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of like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, like look
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and vibe, which is super coming back right now. So
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to me, I have a little bit of a hard
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time because I was like, well, first of all, I
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did that in my early 20s, which was not that
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long ago. And now it almost looks like costume dress up.
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Right.
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Because we've already wore that. I mean, I wore 80s
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styles too, and I could totally get behind 80s. I
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think if big shoulder pads came back, like big shoulder
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pads in the 80s were, I don't know because I
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already got some big shoulders.
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I love shoulder pads.
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But I got shoulders. Like I got– it looks like
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I got a coat hanger already.
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No, you don't. I've never thought that about you.
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Oh, people have always told me I have broad shoulders. Like, oh,
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you got shoulders like a linebacker. I have broad shoulders.
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Wow. I don't see it.
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So anyhow, I don't know. Like we'll see.
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Yeah.
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Okay, so things coming back. I said the capris, the
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pedal pushers. Romantic lace, which is kind of what I
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was talking about. When I asked you, I was like,
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oh God, are the lace dresses over jeans coming back? Oh.
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Do you remember that look from the early 2000s?
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Yes.
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Where girls would wear literally like a dress down past
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their knees. And then jeans that were not bell bottoms.
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But like boot cut.
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Flared at least.
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Flared, yes.
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And it was like, what were we trying to do here?
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Pick one.
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Polka dots. Second skin maxis.
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Specifically, it's so funny because being, I'm sorry, but being
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in LA, going out to a restaurant like Kat's, you
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can see in real time because they sit, like when
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I lived in Ohio, I knew if I wanted to
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see the, in real time, the most current trends, you
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go to like New York or Los Angeles. Yeah. And
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so being there last night, I saw these two people
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come in and they were head to toe, two women,
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head to toe polka dots. I was like, okay.
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Yeah, no polka dots are making a comeback. Like, They're
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out there.
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Yeah.
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Second skin maxis. So long body skimming dresses and skirts.
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That's another one I have a hard time with.
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I don't understand that.
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What? Like a long maxi dress? Because I'm short.
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Oh.
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To me, it never hits right. Like I just feel
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like it's a lot of fabric that I'm covered head
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to toe. I got to show skin somewhere because I'm short.
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I need a little leg or I need a little tummy.
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They can have high slits or something can't they they
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could dress you wore at joel's wedding looks joel and
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megan's wedding looked.
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So yeah but that's not a maxi dress right like
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the maxi dress is almost like you know like the
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phabletics material that's like tight and form-fitting and like it's
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a little casual ish i mean it could be dressed
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up but like when it's like that form-fitting and all
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the way down to your ankle and then it's like
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you got this much ankle bone showing and maybe some
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arm unlike I gotta show something here like this is
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just a lot of fabric walking at.
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You looking like a Joanne.
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Fabrics the name's not Joanne it's.
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Autumn I'm gonna call you Joanne if you got one
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of those okay.
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I actually literally just took one out of my closet
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yesterday and put it in my Goodwill pile.
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See, I love that look.
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Because it's super cute, but I don't know how to
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pull it off.
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Uh-huh.
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I don't know. Updated lady dressing. It's not what you think.
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What is that?
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Feminine tailoring, sculptural jackets, elegant skirts, but styled in a
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less prim way.
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Lady dress lady dressing.
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Art deco 20s references rich textures decorative details and glamour
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creative layering and exaggerated proportions oversized overfitted long over short
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unexpected volume okay that's another one that's hard for me
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layering because i'm like first of all i gotta move
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there's too much happening too much happening i'm gonna freak
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out Second of all, you really got to layer that properly.
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This is something I think you do a good job with.
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That I do a good job with? Oh, thank you. Layering.
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Our friend Tori does a great job with it.
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Yeah.
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She was doing a little try on the other day
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on her stories and I was looking at it and
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she's like, wait, I have an idea. And she comes
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back and she puts on this crop sweatshirt. Then she
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puts the jacket on over it and she puts on
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like a little trucker hat because she was trying on
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workout capris. She threw on a little kitten heel and
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all of a sudden I was like, bitch.
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How do you, in a snap, just make it look
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so good?
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Or like that woman you send me on Insta all
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the time that just does the craziest things. But in
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a cool way.
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Yeah. She's like a British woman or something, right? Oh
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my God. So good at styling things. And it's just,
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it starts with, it really is. It starts with like
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a simple dress or something. And by the time she's
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done with it, she's folded it, made it a skirt,
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tied a shirt. Put a jacket over it.
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Seven layers of necklaces.
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It's like, oh my God, she looks amazing. Yeah.
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And I'm like, I have those things in my closet.
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If I tried to do the same thing, Donald would
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be like.
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Are you playing dress up?
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I'm like, okay. There's this girl I follow on Instagram
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and I'm obsessed because she'll– her whole thing is she'll
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be like, okay, ready to go. And her outfits look
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what the social norm would call crazy. Like just totally unhinged.
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And her friend will be like, um– like the friend
492
00:22:31.069 --> 00:22:32.869
you can't see off the– is off camera, you know,
493
00:22:32.890 --> 00:22:36.509
be like– Maybe like lose the hat, but the hat
494
00:22:36.529 --> 00:22:38.329
will be like a giant disco ball or something. She'll
495
00:22:38.349 --> 00:22:40.089
be like, oh, you want me to go simple? But
496
00:22:40.109 --> 00:22:44.539
she's covered in like so much stuff. I'm obsessed with
497
00:22:44.559 --> 00:22:48.720
people who just dress how they feel. And she's one
498
00:22:48.740 --> 00:22:49.400
of those people.
499
00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:51.460
But is that really like what her outfit would be?
500
00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:56.079
Yeah, I'm going to find her. Okay. Keep going.
501
00:22:56.220 --> 00:23:01.529
Texture over logos. So think fuzzy, furry, shiny, sheer, satin,
502
00:23:01.589 --> 00:23:03.049
and tactile pieces.
503
00:23:03.930 --> 00:23:07.329
I am 100% here for that. I'm a texture guy
504
00:23:07.390 --> 00:23:12.109
in general. Like my artwork, I like being different textures
505
00:23:12.250 --> 00:23:16.950
more necessarily than I love textured art with either clay
506
00:23:17.009 --> 00:23:19.119
or fabric or whatever. And so I like that with
507
00:23:19.130 --> 00:23:19.779
clothing too.
508
00:23:20.059 --> 00:23:22.400
Again, it's just given me a 90s and 2000s. When
509
00:23:22.420 --> 00:23:24.259
you say fuzzy and furry, I think about all the
510
00:23:24.299 --> 00:23:26.799
little like purses and bags that had the fur on
511
00:23:26.819 --> 00:23:28.839
them and like the pens that had the fur on
512
00:23:28.880 --> 00:23:30.640
the end when you were like writing in class.
513
00:23:31.559 --> 00:23:31.880
Yeah.
514
00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:33.200
Very clueless.
515
00:23:33.980 --> 00:23:37.039
Or like when I mentioned, because the movie I was
516
00:23:37.059 --> 00:23:39.240
talking about in a different episode, but people always had
517
00:23:39.259 --> 00:23:42.779
that rabbit's foot on their key, which is so weird,
518
00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:43.940
but just the big furry.
519
00:23:44.220 --> 00:23:48.809
Lucky rabbit's foot. And color is returning. After years of beige, black,
520
00:23:48.910 --> 00:23:54.089
chocolate dominating, more unusual saturated colors are appearing. So that's clothing.
521
00:23:54.210 --> 00:23:56.490
I love that we're sitting here super not on trend
522
00:23:56.630 --> 00:23:57.589
in our beige and.
523
00:23:57.509 --> 00:23:58.710
Black and blue. I still feel like a bad bitch.
524
00:23:58.730 --> 00:23:59.309
I don't give a fuck.
525
00:23:59.630 --> 00:24:01.549
I just said, I'm going business casual today.
526
00:24:02.150 --> 00:24:03.390
Do you think this shirt is blue?
527
00:24:03.849 --> 00:24:04.049
No.
528
00:24:04.509 --> 00:24:05.970
Did you say beige, black, and blue?
529
00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:10.640
I think my shirt is maybe navy and my shorts
530
00:24:10.680 --> 00:24:11.079
are black.
531
00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:14.440
That is black on black, girl. Is it? I'm pretty sure.
532
00:24:14.460 --> 00:24:16.299
Well, they're two different color blacks, but it could be
533
00:24:16.339 --> 00:24:19.059
black on black. It probably is. I probably bought black
534
00:24:19.119 --> 00:24:21.319
on black. Also, I told you this morning, I said,
535
00:24:21.339 --> 00:24:23.039
I feel like I need glasses right now. My eyes
536
00:24:23.079 --> 00:24:26.819
cannot focus today. Take me out for one cocktail and
537
00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:28.420
I wake up and I really need a whole day
538
00:24:28.460 --> 00:24:28.940
to recover.
539
00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:29.900
Yeah, well.
540
00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:31.900
Tell me you're old without telling me you're old.
541
00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:34.059
It's a good day to recover. Good as any.
542
00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:39.299
Good as any. And Donald said, let's talk about trends. Okay.
543
00:24:39.440 --> 00:24:41.000
I want to talk about one for guys before we
544
00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:43.599
move on from clothing because we talked about your overalls,
545
00:24:43.640 --> 00:24:48.279
but you showed me one that you're really interested in wearing.
546
00:24:48.559 --> 00:24:50.099
And when you first described it to me, the way
547
00:24:50.119 --> 00:24:52.059
you were describing it, I was like, what are we
548
00:24:52.099 --> 00:24:54.180
talking about? But then you showed it to me and
549
00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:58.559
I was like, I don't hate it. We're talking. I
550
00:24:58.579 --> 00:25:01.940
kind of hate myself for not hating it. So it's, again,
551
00:25:01.980 --> 00:25:08.420
a very 90s trend. Maybe even almost 80s. Maybe early 90s.
552
00:25:08.660 --> 00:25:12.519
So early 90s, we did a lot of shorts with loafers.
553
00:25:12.579 --> 00:25:15.200
Penny loafers, I remember, were a very big deal. And
554
00:25:15.220 --> 00:25:17.049
penny loafers have kind of been back for like a
555
00:25:17.089 --> 00:25:19.869
year and a half now. But it's like loafers with
556
00:25:19.910 --> 00:25:22.329
sort of like high socks of some kind, be it
557
00:25:22.410 --> 00:25:23.410
white and or.
558
00:25:23.630 --> 00:25:25.230
What is a penny loafer? Is it the one with
559
00:25:25.250 --> 00:25:26.390
the little tassels on it?
560
00:25:26.549 --> 00:25:30.710
Well, a true penny loafer has the slit in the
561
00:25:30.750 --> 00:25:32.450
front because you would put a penny in it. Oh, okay.
562
00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:36.220
Like people would actually put a penny inside. There's like
563
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:37.630
a little slit right here on the top.
564
00:25:38.230 --> 00:25:38.430
Why?
565
00:25:38.450 --> 00:25:40.009
But then a version of that is the one with
566
00:25:40.029 --> 00:25:40.589
the tassels.
567
00:25:40.769 --> 00:25:41.049
Okay.
568
00:25:41.789 --> 00:25:43.890
I don't know. Do you want me to ask.
569
00:25:43.670 --> 00:25:46.430
Chad about the penny? I don't know. I just got
570
00:25:46.450 --> 00:25:48.109
to say I've always heard of penny loafers.
571
00:25:48.450 --> 00:25:49.569
And didn't really know what it was.
572
00:25:49.589 --> 00:25:51.410
But I've never– yeah. Okay.
573
00:25:52.109 --> 00:25:57.980
But this trend that you were– so it's like shorts, loafers.
574
00:25:56.420 --> 00:25:57.339
Of– Yeah, like these guys.
575
00:25:57.359 --> 00:26:00.470
Yes. Yes. So what you showed me was short shorts
576
00:26:00.950 --> 00:26:05.690
with like men's dress shirt, but they're doing like athletic shorts. Yeah.
577
00:26:05.750 --> 00:26:07.250
I guess that's what you would call it. Like athletic
578
00:26:07.269 --> 00:26:11.309
shorts with loafers. And I like, it doesn't make sense,
579
00:26:11.430 --> 00:26:12.500
but I still like it.
580
00:26:12.930 --> 00:26:14.069
I do too. Right.
581
00:26:14.089 --> 00:26:16.230
You like, look at it and you're like, wait, what happened? You,
582
00:26:16.329 --> 00:26:19.390
it was almost like you, you took off your work
583
00:26:19.450 --> 00:26:23.789
pants and put on shorts, but then put your loafers
584
00:26:23.849 --> 00:26:26.009
back on. Right. And said, I'm ready.
585
00:26:27.230 --> 00:26:29.670
I mean, I'm kind of obsessed with it, especially on
586
00:26:29.710 --> 00:26:33.920
a hot day. Because sometimes a nice, like, loose button-down
587
00:26:33.980 --> 00:26:36.839
shirt is just as cool as a t-shirt. But.
588
00:26:37.099 --> 00:26:38.920
But it's very mixing because it's a loafer, but then
589
00:26:38.940 --> 00:26:39.720
it's a white sock.
590
00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:43.140
Right. It's giving Michael Jackson, but he didn't wear it
591
00:26:43.180 --> 00:26:43.539
with shorts.
592
00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:45.779
He sure didn't. And he wore scrunchie socks.
593
00:26:46.059 --> 00:26:46.440
Uh-huh.
594
00:26:46.700 --> 00:26:47.000
Like.
595
00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:50.890
It definitely makes your legs part of the outfit.
596
00:26:50.910 --> 00:26:52.049
Your legs gotta be part of the outfit.
597
00:26:52.069 --> 00:26:53.690
You better be doing your squats and lunges.
598
00:26:53.849 --> 00:26:56.829
And also shave those things. we're talking about.
599
00:26:56.690 --> 00:26:59.839
Men right my leg hairs are blonde mostly let me
600
00:26:59.880 --> 00:27:00.799
see i think that.
601
00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:05.400
Mine would be okay for that trend it's not it
602
00:27:05.420 --> 00:27:07.480
wouldn't be horrible but it would be better shaved.
603
00:27:08.509 --> 00:27:10.869
Well also i know what i'm doing throw about.
604
00:27:10.710 --> 00:27:12.869
Seven tats on there and then you're really at it.
605
00:27:14.579 --> 00:27:16.980
I'm going to start selling leggings that are fake tattoos.
606
00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:18.299
Like they did for the arms.
607
00:27:18.460 --> 00:27:18.799
Exactly.
608
00:27:18.859 --> 00:27:20.440
And they're under your shorts. And you're like, why are
609
00:27:20.460 --> 00:27:21.240
my legs sweating?
610
00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:24.480
But this is a trend that I see that I'm like, okay,
611
00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:27.440
I'm into it. I actually went to the Goodwill before
612
00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:28.099
I came here.
613
00:27:28.119 --> 00:27:29.019
You went to the Goodwill.
614
00:27:29.259 --> 00:27:32.240
And bought two, I found two pairs of short Nike
615
00:27:32.299 --> 00:27:34.880
athletic shorts. I was like, this is such a find.
616
00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:37.380
And so I'm going to recreate this look.
617
00:27:38.140 --> 00:27:40.039
You could dig through all the clothes that my son
618
00:27:40.059 --> 00:27:41.900
just got rid of. Because there's probably so much in
619
00:27:41.940 --> 00:27:45.019
there that's athletic clothing that he just Dom is one
620
00:27:45.059 --> 00:27:47.400
who like has a moment where he has a style
621
00:27:47.500 --> 00:27:49.609
and he makes me buy a bunch of stuff. Cause
622
00:27:49.619 --> 00:27:50.950
I'm like, okay, he needs stuff. So I get it.
623
00:27:50.970 --> 00:27:52.849
And then two weeks later he decides that's not his
624
00:27:52.869 --> 00:27:55.170
style anymore. And so he's worn everything once if he's
625
00:27:55.210 --> 00:27:56.890
worn it. And then it sits there for two years
626
00:27:56.910 --> 00:27:58.630
while I yell at him to wear it. And then
627
00:27:58.650 --> 00:27:59.710
he has a growth spurt and he can't wear it
628
00:27:59.750 --> 00:28:00.309
anymore anyways.
629
00:28:00.349 --> 00:28:01.849
And I'm like, waste.
630
00:28:02.230 --> 00:28:03.829
He was like, can we go back to school shopping?
631
00:28:03.910 --> 00:28:05.279
I said, you know how much money I just gave
632
00:28:05.299 --> 00:28:08.720
you for clothes in the last two months? I was like,
633
00:28:08.759 --> 00:28:10.400
that still counts for back to school.
634
00:28:10.779 --> 00:28:11.380
That's right.
635
00:28:11.579 --> 00:28:13.240
And he was like, well, we can't go now.
636
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:16.490
And I was like, Also, you're homeschooled.
637
00:28:17.710 --> 00:28:19.470
Well, I don't want to deprive him of back to
638
00:28:19.509 --> 00:28:20.930
school just because he's homeschooled.
639
00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:23.839
The only reason kids back to school shop is so
640
00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:25.599
they don't get made fun of. Obviously.
641
00:28:25.740 --> 00:28:27.640
And let me tell you, I still remember my back
642
00:28:27.660 --> 00:28:30.000
to school sixth grade outfit. I was so ready for it.
643
00:28:30.319 --> 00:28:35.839
There were black shorts, black loafers, white socks, and just
644
00:28:35.859 --> 00:28:38.589
a white tee. It was very like Michael Jackson vibe.
645
00:28:38.769 --> 00:28:39.160
Cute.
646
00:28:39.769 --> 00:28:41.930
And I showed up looking all cute, or at least
647
00:28:41.970 --> 00:28:45.480
I thought. And they were black patent leather, shiny. and
648
00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:48.039
they had almost like the lace shoelace, like the lacy
649
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:53.970
shoelace that you tied. And I got to school, and
650
00:28:54.009 --> 00:28:57.450
apparently there was a new trend that was like, and
651
00:28:57.569 --> 00:28:59.690
all the most popular girls all had on basically the
652
00:28:59.730 --> 00:29:01.490
same one, like they had all called and coordinated. It
653
00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:05.940
was like, do you know what culottes are? It's like
654
00:29:05.960 --> 00:29:11.660
the one-piece... loose cotton fabric-y kind of like they're shorts,
655
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:13.319
but they're like a one piece. It's like a one
656
00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:14.920
piece outfit that girls would wear.
657
00:29:14.940 --> 00:29:17.819
Like a different than a romper?
658
00:29:18.099 --> 00:29:19.220
It's basically a romper.
659
00:29:19.259 --> 00:29:19.900
Yes. Okay.
660
00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:20.420
So thank you.
661
00:29:20.539 --> 00:29:21.039
A romper.
662
00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:23.609
See this one, my fashion words. Basically it was like
663
00:29:23.630 --> 00:29:25.589
a romper, like a cotton romper, but it had an
664
00:29:25.609 --> 00:29:27.809
eraser back and then they had like a tight tank
665
00:29:27.890 --> 00:29:30.539
on under it and it was tie-dyed and they were
666
00:29:30.539 --> 00:29:32.720
all in them. And here I was in my fancy
667
00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:36.039
black shorts and my black patent leather and my white.
668
00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.789
And I thought I was so cool. And I wasn't
669
00:29:38.849 --> 00:29:39.250
on trend.
670
00:29:39.609 --> 00:29:44.049
Well, you know, but I feel like your outfit ages better.
671
00:29:44.309 --> 00:29:46.710
Like if I saw a picture of you... And these
672
00:29:46.769 --> 00:29:51.599
stupid bitches in their tie-dyed culottes. Obviously. I'd be like,
673
00:29:51.980 --> 00:29:55.220
the girl with the, yeah, the classic look. She knew
674
00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:57.700
what she was doing. She showed up with a mission.
675
00:29:57.880 --> 00:30:01.160
That's right. Because the thing is about trends, it's a
676
00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:03.170
very interesting thing. Because I want to be trendy, but
677
00:30:03.210 --> 00:30:04.630
that's not always classic.
678
00:30:05.690 --> 00:30:08.190
No, sometimes it's like, you're going to pay for that later.
679
00:30:08.210 --> 00:30:09.230
You're going to look back and be like, what the
680
00:30:09.250 --> 00:30:11.450
hell was I doing? Right. But it's on trend now.
681
00:30:11.710 --> 00:30:14.150
And I have moment. There's things I look back and
682
00:30:14.170 --> 00:30:19.579
I'm like, What was I thinking? When I toured with
683
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:24.200
Anthem Lights and my brother's band, we went shopping and
684
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:26.369
we shopped for what we called stage clothes.
685
00:30:26.849 --> 00:30:27.430
Okay, yeah.
686
00:30:27.670 --> 00:30:33.589
It was... This would have been in like 2014, I think.
687
00:30:33.890 --> 00:30:38.349
Maybe 2013. Okay. When we did the tour. And we
688
00:30:38.430 --> 00:30:41.059
found at... It might have been like Hot Topic or
689
00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:45.660
something like that. These skinny... all different colored, bright colored,
690
00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:49.400
like pants, like a yellow pair of pants, a bright
691
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:52.690
blue pair of pants, a red pair of pants. And
692
00:30:52.750 --> 00:30:56.380
sometimes they'd have like the black, like stripe going down
693
00:30:56.420 --> 00:30:58.289
the side but they were all skinny jeans and we
694
00:30:58.309 --> 00:31:00.569
wore them we're like these are great stage clothes or
695
00:31:00.609 --> 00:31:05.329
we'd get like studded denim vests and things like that
696
00:31:05.349 --> 00:31:06.630
and then when i look at it now i'm like
697
00:31:06.650 --> 00:31:08.549
this is the most ridiculous.
698
00:31:08.069 --> 00:31:09.809
Thing you're like we look like we're.
699
00:31:09.730 --> 00:31:11.730
Ever worn and i actually kind of had my hair
700
00:31:11.750 --> 00:31:14.329
like this but i had the back of one side
701
00:31:14.470 --> 00:31:18.359
short and it sort of It was asymmetrical and only
702
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:21.039
long on one side over here. Okay.
703
00:31:22.059 --> 00:31:22.799
Wait a minute.
704
00:31:23.220 --> 00:31:24.119
I'm going to look for a picture.
705
00:31:24.140 --> 00:31:27.460
Why haven't I seen this photo? So basically, it was
706
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:28.619
like somebody just messed up your hair.
707
00:31:28.980 --> 00:31:33.849
Exactly. The whole thing was just nuts. So there's times where...
708
00:31:33.950 --> 00:31:36.849
But we thought we were so cool. And it kind
709
00:31:36.890 --> 00:31:41.000
of was... For that time, being on stage and the lights,
710
00:31:41.059 --> 00:31:43.279
everyone was like, wow. But now it's like when you
711
00:31:43.299 --> 00:31:44.660
look at old artists from the.
712
00:31:44.940 --> 00:31:47.559
80s and you're like, what were they wearing? The permed
713
00:31:48.099 --> 00:31:50.380
hair and the bricked bangs and like all the.
714
00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:53.619
I never understood the bangs. Oh, man, they were big.
715
00:31:54.680 --> 00:31:57.589
Literally and figuratively. Like they were big in style and
716
00:31:57.609 --> 00:31:58.670
just big on people's heads.
717
00:31:58.690 --> 00:31:59.730
And they looked like a loofah.
718
00:32:00.170 --> 00:32:00.509
Uh-huh.
719
00:32:00.730 --> 00:32:02.750
It was... What you would do is you would take
720
00:32:02.970 --> 00:32:05.410
your bangs because, you know, you got a lot of hair.
721
00:32:05.589 --> 00:32:07.529
And you would take the top half and... With a
722
00:32:07.569 --> 00:32:09.329
curling iron and you'd curl them this way.
723
00:32:10.509 --> 00:32:11.910
Like back over your... Back.
724
00:32:12.309 --> 00:32:14.309
And then you take the bottom half, right? So you
725
00:32:14.329 --> 00:32:17.059
like split them in the bottom half and you'd curl under.
726
00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:20.039
And so you'd have like these two curls going in
727
00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:22.000
opposite directions. And then you'd take a comb and you
728
00:32:22.019 --> 00:32:24.200
would just tease the shit out of them so that
729
00:32:24.220 --> 00:32:27.559
they would get really big and make this circle. And
730
00:32:27.579 --> 00:32:31.420
then you'd aquanet them. Like, I don't... They wouldn't even
731
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:32.000
move in the wind.
732
00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:34.180
I remember being like.
733
00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:37.049
And then there was something called bricked bangs. So they
734
00:32:37.089 --> 00:32:38.589
had to be cut a unique way. And I know
735
00:32:38.630 --> 00:32:40.230
this because my dad wouldn't let me get them, even
736
00:32:40.259 --> 00:32:41.900
though my cousin had them and she looked so cool
737
00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:43.779
and I wanted to be so cool like Bianca. And
738
00:32:43.859 --> 00:32:46.339
it was like, you almost did them like a way,
739
00:32:46.500 --> 00:32:48.880
same thing. They were split, but they were cut where
740
00:32:48.900 --> 00:32:50.980
almost like the top layer was like maybe a smidge
741
00:32:51.019 --> 00:32:54.619
shorter and you could spike them up and like over. Oh, right.
742
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:57.670
Why would your dad let you get them? He just
743
00:32:57.690 --> 00:32:59.349
thought they were too... Probably.
744
00:32:59.509 --> 00:33:00.910
I don't know. There was just a lot of things
745
00:33:00.930 --> 00:33:03.849
that he said no to that didn't really make good sense.
746
00:33:04.670 --> 00:33:07.289
But now... they still don't make good.
747
00:33:07.210 --> 00:33:09.890
Sense I'm like who cares it was just yeah it
748
00:33:09.910 --> 00:33:11.970
was just hair though.
749
00:33:11.809 --> 00:33:16.130
The the poofy loofah bang situation is a look that
750
00:33:16.170 --> 00:33:17.799
I don't think will ever come back and if it
751
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:21.740
does that is a hill that I'll die on telling
752
00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:25.720
telling my female friends honey just don't I'm gonna do
753
00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:29.180
it I'm a I want you to do.
754
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:30.799
It no oh my god well I'd have to have
755
00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:32.470
okay so like this.
756
00:33:33.309 --> 00:33:36.630
Right well that's and it honestly makes hair look more
757
00:33:36.650 --> 00:33:37.890
like a mullet.
758
00:33:37.930 --> 00:33:41.549
I mean we did some things yes queen and it
759
00:33:41.589 --> 00:33:44.369
was oh this was the best because you would feather
760
00:33:44.430 --> 00:33:47.109
out your sides like as big as you could like
761
00:33:47.170 --> 00:33:51.269
what uh-huh but we walked around like this it yeah
762
00:33:51.369 --> 00:33:52.819
i gotta save this we're gonna have to show it
763
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:54.799
to people we're gonna have to embed it into the
764
00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:55.880
episode yes if.
765
00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:58.480
You guys are listening you can always come over to
766
00:33:58.500 --> 00:34:01.940
our youtube channel and but yeah see what we're sharing.
767
00:34:01.910 --> 00:34:04.799
Like Tiffany Amber Thiessen's Saved by the Bell days. The
768
00:34:04.859 --> 00:34:07.359
big bangs that just really cover like a lot of
769
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:16.090
your head. Yeah. It's like someone had to do it
770
00:34:16.130 --> 00:34:17.090
the first time though.
771
00:34:17.230 --> 00:34:18.969
And that's what I don't understand.
772
00:34:18.989 --> 00:34:20.530
It was like, yeah, let's... They said, huh?
773
00:34:21.269 --> 00:34:25.079
Looks like a....
774
00:34:24.130 --> 00:34:24.760
They said, yes.
775
00:34:25.949 --> 00:34:31.389
Yes. And also, so speaking about like 80s hairstyles, was
776
00:34:31.590 --> 00:34:33.469
frizzy in style?
777
00:34:33.789 --> 00:34:36.550
It was literally like, how much did you fry your hair?
778
00:34:36.750 --> 00:34:42.030
I guess because it was like, everybody, including rockers, like
779
00:34:42.070 --> 00:34:45.099
if you think about guys, like the big hair bands
780
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:48.320
of the 80s, like everybody's hair was like permed and bleached.
781
00:34:48.380 --> 00:34:50.920
It was like, did we use conditioner? Did we know
782
00:34:50.960 --> 00:34:54.570
what that was? I don't know why everybody's hair was
783
00:34:54.610 --> 00:34:58.289
like frizzy all the time. Maybe we just didn't have
784
00:34:59.349 --> 00:35:02.010
the means to tame it yet. But we sure did
785
00:35:02.030 --> 00:35:02.469
go with it.
786
00:35:02.710 --> 00:35:06.510
I'm saying. Some trends need to be left to the wayside.
787
00:35:06.889 --> 00:35:07.449
Where they were.
788
00:35:07.469 --> 00:35:09.690
Skinny jeans, which I'm sure will be back and I'll
789
00:35:09.730 --> 00:35:10.010
be in them.
790
00:35:10.050 --> 00:35:11.010
They're already coming back.
791
00:35:11.190 --> 00:35:12.650
I don't know about for men. I know they are
792
00:35:12.690 --> 00:35:15.090
for women. And I know these young guys will start
793
00:35:15.110 --> 00:35:18.559
wearing them. But I don't know if for a 41-year-old
794
00:35:19.059 --> 00:35:19.900
like myself.
795
00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:21.119
You say that now.
796
00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:27.440
Regardless of how fabulous and youthful I look. Yeah. is
797
00:35:27.460 --> 00:35:29.260
going to be able to wear skinny jeans.
798
00:35:29.739 --> 00:35:30.500
You say that now.
799
00:35:30.940 --> 00:35:31.320
I know.
800
00:35:32.179 --> 00:35:34.300
I give it three months. If they're back and guys
801
00:35:34.340 --> 00:35:35.780
are wearing them, Donald will be in them.
802
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:39.099
Remember how I always wore my Chelsea boots with everything? Yes.
803
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:42.699
Donald Rose wears his long shirts, skinny jeans, and pointy boots. Yes.
804
00:35:43.050 --> 00:35:44.969
It's so crazy to me.
805
00:35:45.130 --> 00:35:47.170
It was like your Nashville style just carried right on
806
00:35:47.230 --> 00:35:50.449
over for a long time. Yeah. Okay. The other things
807
00:35:50.489 --> 00:35:51.849
that are in, I want to know your opinion on
808
00:35:51.889 --> 00:35:56.869
really quick. In terms of beauty, so blue, colorful mascara.
809
00:35:57.679 --> 00:36:03.579
Coral and brighter lip colors. Smudged eyeliner. Blurred or bitten lips.
810
00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:05.639
Bite me.
811
00:36:06.739 --> 00:36:07.340
Like almost like.
812
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:08.199
Like just.
813
00:36:09.440 --> 00:36:11.480
I guess like if you're almost like your lipstick.
814
00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:13.039
Was kind of weird. Like a smudgy line, I guess.
815
00:36:13.500 --> 00:36:16.460
Yeah. Polka dot nail art. French tips for your fingers.
816
00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:18.739
Italian bobs. I know. See, here's the thing. I did
817
00:36:18.780 --> 00:36:21.630
love my bobs so much. It was so cute. But
818
00:36:21.650 --> 00:36:24.369
I just. Longer hair is easier to work with. So
819
00:36:24.389 --> 00:36:25.929
I have to figure out what my style is going
820
00:36:25.949 --> 00:36:27.010
to be now that it's growing back.
821
00:36:27.900 --> 00:36:29.900
I'm so glad it's going back. I love it.
822
00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:32.409
We all know how you felt about it.
823
00:36:32.409 --> 00:36:34.349
We're not honest. What are we?
824
00:36:35.809 --> 00:36:40.170
I was like, it's about fucking time. Hair jewelry, French pins,
825
00:36:40.250 --> 00:36:41.429
and decorative combs.
826
00:36:41.610 --> 00:36:41.860
No.
827
00:36:42.139 --> 00:36:45.880
That's like 20s to me. Big, polished blowouts and strong
828
00:36:45.940 --> 00:36:48.219
side parts. See, I did the side part when my
829
00:36:48.260 --> 00:36:49.099
hair was in the Italian bob.
830
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:51.119
I'm down for those on an occasion. Which, obviously, these
831
00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:53.849
are all, like, mostly female things. But just as an
832
00:36:53.929 --> 00:36:55.670
observer and as a gay female.
833
00:36:55.730 --> 00:36:57.150
Yeah, I'm asking for your gay.
834
00:36:57.349 --> 00:37:01.469
I think that's good for an occasion. But on a day-to-day,
835
00:37:01.530 --> 00:37:04.260
it's like... Yeah, this looks like a mugshot. Too much.
836
00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:05.739
That does look like a mugshot.
837
00:37:05.780 --> 00:37:06.619
I'm like, why are you so mad?
838
00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:09.869
I do like... when people use a lot of shadow
839
00:37:09.929 --> 00:37:12.230
and even bring the shadow underneath, but to speak on
840
00:37:12.250 --> 00:37:15.230
the mascara you mentioned, I still think mascara needs to
841
00:37:15.269 --> 00:37:19.010
be a darker to frame your eyes. So some blues
842
00:37:19.050 --> 00:37:22.980
I've seen that I like, but other colors like orange
843
00:37:23.019 --> 00:37:26.039
or yellow, I'm like, this is, it's actually not making
844
00:37:26.059 --> 00:37:30.960
your eyes look good. It's distracting. Yeah. So I feel
845
00:37:30.980 --> 00:37:33.519
like the play with the color of the shadow, but
846
00:37:33.559 --> 00:37:37.059
mascara keep like Black or dark brown or that's what
847
00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:38.360
I'm inclined to say.
848
00:37:38.380 --> 00:37:39.679
Listen, you have to be an artist if you're going
849
00:37:39.699 --> 00:37:41.380
to play with those things because now you're painting on
850
00:37:41.420 --> 00:37:42.940
your face. And let me tell you, we know I
851
00:37:42.980 --> 00:37:44.909
can't draw a straight line. If I started putting blue on,
852
00:37:45.030 --> 00:37:47.869
we would look real. Like if I did blue eyeshadow.
853
00:37:47.889 --> 00:37:49.309
I think you could do it. You just have to
854
00:37:49.369 --> 00:37:49.909
practice it.
855
00:37:50.130 --> 00:37:52.010
Nikki, my makeup artist, did this look the other day
856
00:37:52.030 --> 00:37:53.849
on Instagram and she had blue eyeshadow and I was like,
857
00:37:53.889 --> 00:37:56.010
I'm obsessed with your look. But I know if I
858
00:37:56.030 --> 00:37:58.530
tried to do it, it would look like a little
859
00:37:58.570 --> 00:38:04.070
kid played in their mom's makeup. Okay. Well, that's beauty trends.
860
00:38:04.389 --> 00:38:08.969
Yeah. So, I wonder what, like, what I was thinking.
861
00:38:08.989 --> 00:38:13.590
You remember how matte everyone's makeup was? Yes.
862
00:38:14.050 --> 00:38:14.679
Like, we had matte lip.
863
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:17.300
And also washed out, kind of. That's another thing I
864
00:38:17.340 --> 00:38:18.039
hope that doesn't come back.
865
00:38:18.059 --> 00:38:19.780
Yeah, it was almost like goth. Like, remember we did, like,
866
00:38:19.820 --> 00:38:21.480
the dark brown lip liner?
867
00:38:21.500 --> 00:38:21.840
Uh-huh.
868
00:38:21.940 --> 00:38:23.579
And then you put, like, almost like a frosted lip
869
00:38:23.619 --> 00:38:24.219
on top of it?
870
00:38:24.460 --> 00:38:29.809
Uh-huh. Yeah. This is an interesting choice. That's another thing.
871
00:38:29.849 --> 00:38:33.659
Like I really like because mostly for my skin longevity,
872
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:38.579
I love that dewy is in because keep that shit lathered.
873
00:38:38.900 --> 00:38:40.840
Your skin can't crease if it's got a bunch of
874
00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:42.219
moisture sitting on it.
875
00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:44.679
I'm rocking the dewy look no matter what. There's certain
876
00:38:44.699 --> 00:38:48.369
things I'm like past that time.
877
00:38:48.489 --> 00:38:51.050
Also the matte one, like if you have lines in
878
00:38:51.070 --> 00:38:52.710
your face, it would exaggerate them so much.
879
00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:54.510
Yeah, you're going to look older.
880
00:38:55.110 --> 00:38:55.349
Uh-huh.
881
00:38:56.650 --> 00:38:58.710
Okay, wait, let's move away from, let's go to food
882
00:38:58.750 --> 00:39:06.949
and drinks. Okay. So food and drinks. It's becoming increasingly fashion-like, aesthetic, collectible, collaborative,
883
00:39:07.010 --> 00:39:11.139
and designed to be photographed. Big currents include mini everything.
884
00:39:11.659 --> 00:39:15.800
Tiny desserts, tasting portions, snack plates, and miniature drinks are
885
00:39:15.820 --> 00:39:21.840
a significant 2026 trend. Affordable little indulgences rather than giant portions. Well,
886
00:39:21.860 --> 00:39:24.550
I'm here for the non-giant portions just because that's better
887
00:39:24.590 --> 00:39:24.949
for us.
888
00:39:25.250 --> 00:39:28.289
It's very on brand for you, portion control. Yeah. Come on.
889
00:39:28.449 --> 00:39:29.969
Catch up, people. It's been 12 years. It's about time.
890
00:39:30.230 --> 00:39:30.989
Yeah.
891
00:39:31.489 --> 00:39:34.769
Look at me, always setting the trend. Tiny desserts, tasting portions.
892
00:39:34.969 --> 00:39:36.449
It reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.
893
00:39:36.469 --> 00:39:42.699
Mm-hmm. I said thin Oreos are my favorite. Miss Double Stuffed.
894
00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:44.920
There's a time and a place and an Oreo ain't it.
895
00:39:47.019 --> 00:39:49.400
I'll just get the little Oreos that are like Double Stuffed.
896
00:39:49.420 --> 00:39:49.579
Uh-huh.
897
00:39:49.940 --> 00:39:50.659
The ones you pop.
898
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:52.079
Bite-sized.
899
00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:55.880
Tiny drinks. How do you feel about that? Especially if
900
00:39:55.900 --> 00:39:57.030
they're going to charge you for a drink.
901
00:39:57.800 --> 00:40:02.809
Like what are we doing, thimbles? Exactly. It's interesting because
902
00:40:02.889 --> 00:40:05.570
a big thing culturally when I was in Italy, you
903
00:40:05.610 --> 00:40:07.670
don't– like how we go to coffee shops and order
904
00:40:07.710 --> 00:40:09.210
a large coffee and sit and enjoy them.
905
00:40:09.230 --> 00:40:09.570
It's not a thing.
906
00:40:09.590 --> 00:40:11.030
That's not what they do there. They walk up to
907
00:40:11.070 --> 00:40:15.030
the counter, stand at the counter, order their little espresso
908
00:40:15.050 --> 00:40:17.860
and And they'll shoot it or maybe like two drinks,
909
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:20.280
but they're not sitting there having an afternoon with a
910
00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:22.679
venti latte.
911
00:40:23.010 --> 00:40:24.869
They have certain times of day where they don't like,
912
00:40:26.050 --> 00:40:28.449
you don't have like a cappuccino after a certain time
913
00:40:28.489 --> 00:40:34.010
of day with the milk. But they will sip their
914
00:40:34.070 --> 00:40:37.869
coffee in the morning, but they don't have a bunch
915
00:40:37.889 --> 00:40:39.449
of different sizes typically.
916
00:40:39.909 --> 00:40:40.210
Right.
917
00:40:40.469 --> 00:40:43.010
Like it's, this is your size. But that's kind of
918
00:40:43.050 --> 00:40:46.300
with everything. We've oversized in all the things. Yeah. With
919
00:40:46.389 --> 00:40:48.519
food and beverage here where it's like, no, no, you
920
00:40:48.539 --> 00:40:51.539
go there and you're like, oh, I needed more. And
921
00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:51.900
they're like.
922
00:40:52.900 --> 00:40:55.500
I love little tiny indulgences.
923
00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:57.300
Yes.
924
00:40:57.360 --> 00:41:00.239
Like I like being at a place and having like
925
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:01.969
a little... Or you know when you go to a
926
00:41:01.969 --> 00:41:08.300
restaurant and they'll like... sometimes they'll exactly and it's like
927
00:41:08.340 --> 00:41:10.059
oh this is so fun it's a little taste of
928
00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:13.150
something it's not yeah because if it's all there like
929
00:41:13.190 --> 00:41:15.090
if i if they brought me a cup of soup
930
00:41:15.130 --> 00:41:16.630
i'm probably going to eat that but i don't want
931
00:41:16.650 --> 00:41:18.289
that much i just want to taste it yeah and
932
00:41:18.309 --> 00:41:21.449
then have some other shit yes you know so i'm
933
00:41:21.510 --> 00:41:25.070
here for it the drinks thing though like if i
934
00:41:25.110 --> 00:41:31.039
do want the fee to be in ratio. Exactly. If
935
00:41:31.059 --> 00:41:33.340
we're shrinking the size, let's shrink the cost just a
936
00:41:33.380 --> 00:41:34.639
wee little bit. Yeah.
937
00:41:34.679 --> 00:41:37.519
If I'm getting two ounces, I'm only paying for two ounces.
938
00:41:37.619 --> 00:41:38.099
Exactly.
939
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:39.250
This is not a $ 20 sip.
940
00:41:40.739 --> 00:41:41.760
Yeah.
941
00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:47.480
Drink culture is huge. Matcha isn't disappearing. Duh. The big
942
00:41:47.539 --> 00:41:53.900
phenomenon is having a personalized little drink ritual. Tea's Elaborate coffees, lemonades, juices, smoothies,
943
00:41:53.980 --> 00:41:58.219
craft sodas, and other flavor-forward non-alcoholic drinks. Younger consumers are
944
00:41:58.940 --> 00:42:03.969
particularly adventurous here. Yes, I know, Good Mood Brew. Functional
945
00:42:04.010 --> 00:42:10.030
foods and drinks, global flavors. Think Asian, South Pacific, Mediterranean influences.
946
00:42:11.369 --> 00:42:13.130
Jelly gummy textures and aesthetics.
947
00:42:13.369 --> 00:42:16.409
That's interesting to be a trend, but I'm here for it.
948
00:42:17.190 --> 00:42:20.889
Premium and nostalgic sweets. So people are probably going back
949
00:42:20.929 --> 00:42:21.090
to like.
950
00:42:21.130 --> 00:42:24.309
Like truffles or like.
951
00:42:24.369 --> 00:42:28.690
I think nostalgic treats. I think like all the candy
952
00:42:28.730 --> 00:42:29.650
I did at your birthday party.
953
00:42:29.670 --> 00:42:32.929
Oh. That's what I would think. But the word premium
954
00:42:32.969 --> 00:42:35.989
made me think something... Oh, that's true.
955
00:42:37.469 --> 00:42:42.230
What would be an example of a premium.
956
00:42:42.590 --> 00:42:44.050
Nostalgic treat.
957
00:42:45.110 --> 00:42:48.199
Nostalgic treat.
958
00:42:48.780 --> 00:42:49.139
I know.
959
00:42:51.510 --> 00:42:54.780
It says, think childhood snack, dessert, or candy reimagined with
960
00:42:54.900 --> 00:42:59.760
elevated ingredients, beautiful packaging, and a slightly grown-up twist. So
961
00:42:59.780 --> 00:43:05.010
like a luxury s'more, house-made vanilla bean marshmallow, dark chocolate,
962
00:43:05.050 --> 00:43:09.309
and a brown butter graham cracker individually wrapped in gorgeous packaging.
963
00:43:09.670 --> 00:43:12.940
Or like a little, you know what came to my mind? Again,
964
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:15.780
at Joel and Megan's wedding, they had the best, I
965
00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:19.409
think they were like goat cheese, grilled cheeses. Oh, yeah.
966
00:43:19.760 --> 00:43:21.750
But so like a, you know, grilled cheese, but it's
967
00:43:21.789 --> 00:43:25.750
like elevated with the kind of bread that you use. Yeah.
968
00:43:25.989 --> 00:43:29.170
They said Rice Krispies treats with brown butter and sea salt,
969
00:43:29.210 --> 00:43:33.489
gourmet Pop-Tart style pastries with seasonal jam, soft serve sundaes
970
00:43:33.570 --> 00:43:38.329
inspired by childhood cereal, fancy ice cream sandwiches, artisanal gummy
971
00:43:38.349 --> 00:43:40.219
candies in sophisticated flavors.
972
00:43:40.929 --> 00:43:42.849
Don't let me take a gummy before I show up
973
00:43:42.889 --> 00:43:43.570
at this party.
974
00:43:43.590 --> 00:43:47.030
A gummy for a gummy.
975
00:43:47.090 --> 00:43:47.590
Exactly.
976
00:43:49.449 --> 00:43:52.570
Or a beautifully packaged version of a classic lunchbox cookie.
977
00:43:53.050 --> 00:43:53.710
Maybe an Oreo.
978
00:43:54.190 --> 00:43:57.889
Yeah, literally. A classic lunchbox cookie.
979
00:43:59.050 --> 00:44:00.010
So that's what those are.
980
00:44:00.030 --> 00:44:04.170
Okay. Well, I love it, actually. I loved in Italy,
981
00:44:04.230 --> 00:44:06.349
like if we went someplace and just ordered a cocktail,
982
00:44:06.369 --> 00:44:08.489
like an Aperol Spritz or something, they'd bring us a
983
00:44:08.530 --> 00:44:13.130
little plate and I'm like... Three chips on it, like
984
00:44:13.510 --> 00:44:15.889
some nuts, like just some little things to have little
985
00:44:15.929 --> 00:44:18.860
bites of. Yes. So I love the little.
986
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:20.039
The little pleasures.
987
00:44:20.059 --> 00:44:21.380
Yeah. Okay.
988
00:44:22.260 --> 00:44:27.909
Branded cafes and experiential pop-ups, food and fashion beauty collabs. Yes.
989
00:44:28.090 --> 00:44:30.369
Where's my fashion collabs with Good Mood Brew? Because the
990
00:44:30.389 --> 00:44:34.210
cans stand out. So who wants to do that? Tiny
991
00:44:34.250 --> 00:44:38.789
afternoon treat. And then it's just saying nostalgia for the 90s, Y2K,
992
00:44:38.829 --> 00:44:45.110
and childhood brands. Limited edition drops, immersive pop-ups, creator-led entertainment,
993
00:44:45.550 --> 00:44:50.349
physical objects as cultural currency, charms, dolls, books, camera, merch,
994
00:44:50.449 --> 00:44:50.909
and vinyl.
995
00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:52.090
Yeah.
996
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:56.099
Process that. Physical objects as cultural currency.
997
00:44:56.940 --> 00:44:59.320
Yeah. They're getting too fancy.
998
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:02.219
There's a lot happening here. So basically what's on trend
999
00:45:02.300 --> 00:45:03.400
is nothing and.
1000
00:45:03.400 --> 00:45:07.769
Everything all at once. Just whatever you have, act like
1001
00:45:07.809 --> 00:45:10.550
a bitch. Like, oh, but this is my.
1002
00:45:11.230 --> 00:45:11.800
Strut it.
1003
00:45:12.090 --> 00:45:12.820
Mm-hmm.
1004
00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:14.280
Be proud of it. I'm like, want to go shopping?
1005
00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:15.500
Always.
1006
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:16.219
I kind of do.
1007
00:45:16.780 --> 00:45:21.239
Well, like, I think you should make, at some point, little, like,
1008
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:27.210
maybe at a however many year anniversary, like a limited
1009
00:45:27.309 --> 00:45:30.590
time available charm that looks like a little Good Mood
1010
00:45:30.610 --> 00:45:33.550
Brew can that people can hang from their... key or
1011
00:45:33.590 --> 00:45:36.530
their bag or their jacket, like just a little... Because
1012
00:45:36.909 --> 00:45:41.670
people are into trinkets, it seems. And random ones that
1013
00:45:41.710 --> 00:45:44.559
you would be like... I wouldn't think twice if I
1014
00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:50.139
saw someone that had a little Coca-Cola bottle hanging from their... Oh, yeah.
1015
00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:51.179
You know what I mean? Like a tiny little.
1016
00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:53.260
Like, yeah. Which people have done before. Mm-hmm.
1017
00:45:54.059 --> 00:45:54.300
Yeah.
1018
00:45:55.099 --> 00:45:55.340
Yeah.
1019
00:45:55.579 --> 00:45:58.710
If you get a Good Mood Brew one, I'll rock it.
1020
00:45:58.710 --> 00:45:59.320
You're going to hang it?
1021
00:45:59.329 --> 00:46:01.489
I was going to say, I might even... Nipple tassels?
1022
00:46:01.510 --> 00:46:04.989
Pierce my nipples and do some tassels. Have you ever
1023
00:46:05.449 --> 00:46:06.710
thought about piercing your nipples?
1024
00:46:06.789 --> 00:46:07.030
No.
1025
00:46:07.789 --> 00:46:10.929
I've thought about piercing mine. Please don't. Last week. Oh
1026
00:46:10.949 --> 00:46:11.269
my God.
1027
00:46:11.739 --> 00:46:12.800
Please don't. No.
1028
00:46:12.820 --> 00:46:14.960
I told you I'm in my midlife crisis era.
1029
00:46:15.019 --> 00:46:17.880
Seriously, you really are. Nipple piercings are like an absolute-
1030
00:46:17.900 --> 00:46:21.639
Turn this era into an error. Exactly. First of all, ow. Like, no.
1031
00:46:21.860 --> 00:46:23.719
I don't want something going through my nipple. And I
1032
00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:27.030
always just- because it was really big in the early 2000s.
1033
00:46:27.369 --> 00:46:30.510
And I just remember seeing guys like at pools and
1034
00:46:30.530 --> 00:46:31.949
things like that with them. And I was just always like,
1035
00:46:33.070 --> 00:46:37.019
that is not a turn on. In my opinion, that
1036
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:40.460
is not a turn on. I do not want nipples pierced.
1037
00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:42.820
Definitely don't have a Prince Albert.
1038
00:46:44.280 --> 00:46:48.119
That's the piercing downstairs, right?
1039
00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:48.940
That's on the guy.
1040
00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:52.869
Oh God. Like what? Or the Jacob's ladder is when
1041
00:46:52.889 --> 00:46:59.380
he goes up the shaft. what it's called don't worry
1042
00:46:59.409 --> 00:47:01.539
i'm not there with my midlife crisis but i might
1043
00:47:01.559 --> 00:47:02.340
get my nipples.
1044
00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:04.659
In person but i have seen nipples pierced in person
1045
00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:06.820
like on guys especially and i'm just like.
1046
00:47:07.739 --> 00:47:09.940
Don't do it uh-huh because then it.
1047
00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:11.820
Shows under your shirt and it just looks.
1048
00:47:11.679 --> 00:47:17.199
Weird i went with my friend this is taking a turn.
1049
00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:18.659
Okay yeah where are we going with this but i'm
1050
00:47:18.699 --> 00:47:22.469
here for it let's go who got this recently no
1051
00:47:22.550 --> 00:47:23.429
this is years.
1052
00:47:23.210 --> 00:47:24.789
Ago okay she didn't want to go in the room
1053
00:47:24.849 --> 00:47:28.760
alone so i went with her And, you know... Wait,
1054
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:33.219
what did she get pierced? Her hood. Her hood. Mm-hmm.
1055
00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:37.659
The way her body moved when the needle went through,
1056
00:47:37.699 --> 00:47:40.139
I was like, this is... Why would any human put
1057
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:41.119
themselves through that?
1058
00:47:41.139 --> 00:47:43.110
Yeah, there's certain places needles don't need to be.
1059
00:47:43.250 --> 00:47:46.750
Exactly. But the nipples have always been something I've been
1060
00:47:46.789 --> 00:47:48.570
curious about, so... Remain curious.
1061
00:47:48.610 --> 00:47:49.150
I'll keep you posted.
1062
00:47:49.929 --> 00:47:51.630
I just want to feel something. You know me.
1063
00:47:52.630 --> 00:47:56.610
I'll squeeze him really hard for you. Come here.
1064
00:47:56.650 --> 00:48:01.289
My brother, Kenny, when he was young, he pierced both
1065
00:48:01.329 --> 00:48:05.170
of his nipples with a safety pin. And then he
1066
00:48:05.449 --> 00:48:07.610
was worried he was going to get in trouble. So
1067
00:48:07.650 --> 00:48:09.789
he took one out, but the other one hurt too
1068
00:48:09.829 --> 00:48:13.559
bad for him to take it out. So he walked in,
1069
00:48:13.619 --> 00:48:17.019
like head hanging down, and said to my mom.
1070
00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:20.699
I got to show you something. She was like, what?
1071
00:48:20.820 --> 00:48:23.460
And he just lifted his shirt. He had a safety
1072
00:48:23.500 --> 00:48:26.639
pin jammed through his nipple. Oh, wow.
1073
00:48:26.699 --> 00:48:28.719
You're making my whole body hurt right now.
1074
00:48:28.739 --> 00:48:32.849
I can't even imagine. Oh my God. He was crazy though.
1075
00:48:32.909 --> 00:48:34.590
His friend, I think he'd be fine with me sharing
1076
00:48:34.630 --> 00:48:35.570
this because he's an adult.
1077
00:48:35.650 --> 00:48:38.010
We have established that Kenny is crazy.
1078
00:48:38.409 --> 00:48:41.590
Him and his friends branded themselves with pennies because they
1079
00:48:41.670 --> 00:48:44.210
thought it'd make the president's head show up. Who's on
1080
00:48:44.230 --> 00:48:46.639
the penny? Is it Abraham Lincoln? Yeah. Okay.
1081
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:48.440
I have no idea.
1082
00:48:48.460 --> 00:48:51.260
Sorry, guys. I'm not sure. But it obviously didn't. They
1083
00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:54.960
all just got these big, boiled-up scars, and it was bad.
1084
00:48:55.400 --> 00:48:55.579
Ew.
1085
00:48:55.639 --> 00:48:59.199
They held them in fire until they were glowing red
1086
00:48:59.460 --> 00:49:05.010
and branding each other. Oh, my gosh. You know what
1087
00:49:05.030 --> 00:49:05.489
I'm saying?
1088
00:49:05.550 --> 00:49:06.559
Kenny, we love you, but.
1089
00:49:06.590 --> 00:49:08.989
But wild. Crazy.
1090
00:49:09.010 --> 00:49:11.469
You're in trouble with your children. If they got any
1091
00:49:11.530 --> 00:49:14.110
of you in them, we got stories coming.
1092
00:49:14.369 --> 00:49:16.289
It's so funny. I was with them and Kenny and
1093
00:49:16.469 --> 00:49:19.510
my sister-in-law were talking about how wild they used to be.
1094
00:49:19.530 --> 00:49:22.230
And how they're just meant to be. And Mel was like,
1095
00:49:22.699 --> 00:49:24.380
your kids are going to bring you some karma. And
1096
00:49:24.389 --> 00:49:27.110
they were like, Oh God, we can't even think about it.
1097
00:49:28.860 --> 00:49:31.460
But I had my tongue pierced for a split second.
1098
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:35.829
Did you like, why did you take it out? Was
1099
00:49:35.889 --> 00:49:37.110
it annoying you?
1100
00:49:37.309 --> 00:49:39.449
Was it– I think it was– yeah. One, I kept
1101
00:49:39.489 --> 00:49:41.260
playing with it. And so like I would be in–
1102
00:49:41.289 --> 00:49:43.929
because I did it in college because two of the
1103
00:49:43.949 --> 00:49:45.750
girls I lived with did it. And they came home
1104
00:49:45.789 --> 00:49:46.789
one night with it. And I was like, you went
1105
00:49:46.829 --> 00:49:48.590
without me because I was at work. So then I
1106
00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:51.039
wanted to be cool. So they took me and I
1107
00:49:51.059 --> 00:49:51.920
went and got mine done.
1108
00:49:53.500 --> 00:49:54.440
How bad did it hurt?
1109
00:49:55.460 --> 00:49:57.480
Okay. So when you get your tongue pierced, at least
1110
00:49:57.519 --> 00:49:59.860
this was, again, back in 2000, what they make you
1111
00:49:59.880 --> 00:50:03.050
do is they give you Listerine. And you have to hold, like,
1112
00:50:03.070 --> 00:50:05.659
squish Listerine around in your mouth for five minutes. They
1113
00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:08.619
time it. So Listerine is, like, that shit is hot.
1114
00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:11.260
It hurts even when you don't have anything in your mouth.
1115
00:50:11.760 --> 00:50:13.780
Well, it was, that's, you do that before they pierce you.
1116
00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:14.139
Uh-huh.
1117
00:50:14.159 --> 00:50:15.900
Because one, it's, like, almost numbing your mouth.
1118
00:50:15.980 --> 00:50:16.320
Oh, right.
1119
00:50:16.380 --> 00:50:17.599
And it's killing everything.
1120
00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:18.420
Bacteria. Yes.
1121
00:50:18.460 --> 00:50:19.980
And they have to make sure everything's killed. So you
1122
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:21.340
have to hold it for five minutes. And then your
1123
00:50:21.389 --> 00:50:23.469
mouth is, like, on fire. And then it's, like, they
1124
00:50:23.489 --> 00:50:25.969
take this clamp. And they clamp your tongue down where
1125
00:50:26.010 --> 00:50:28.769
it's going to go. And then it's just, like, they
1126
00:50:29.090 --> 00:50:31.659
shove this. Kind of thick needle because it's got to
1127
00:50:31.699 --> 00:50:33.840
go through your tongue. And then they push the thing up.
1128
00:50:34.019 --> 00:50:36.239
They screw it on. And then they give you a
1129
00:50:36.260 --> 00:50:38.579
longer bar because your tongue is going to swell. Uh-huh.
1130
00:50:39.340 --> 00:50:41.420
But your tongue is the fastest healing organ in your body,
1131
00:50:41.460 --> 00:50:43.820
I guess. So, like, anyways, I probably had it for, like,
1132
00:50:43.900 --> 00:50:45.900
two weeks. But I kept playing with it when I
1133
00:50:45.940 --> 00:50:49.090
would go to class, dance class. And my ballet master
1134
00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:50.449
would yell at me because I would be like.
1135
00:50:50.469 --> 00:50:53.809
I mean, everyone would... Like, not everyone, but most people
1136
00:50:53.849 --> 00:50:56.789
with tongue rings were like... Like biting it.
1137
00:50:56.889 --> 00:50:59.070
And you push it. And then after a while, like
1138
00:50:59.309 --> 00:51:01.800
after like two weeks, I was like, this is not it.
1139
00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:03.659
I had my septum pierced. Did you?
1140
00:51:04.070 --> 00:51:05.650
Oh, I can't. Wait, did you have that pierced when
1141
00:51:05.670 --> 00:51:07.110
you moved here? No. Okay.
1142
00:51:07.510 --> 00:51:11.369
But you can see the scar. I keep a little
1143
00:51:11.409 --> 00:51:14.289
bit of facial hair here now, and I can still
1144
00:51:14.349 --> 00:51:15.050
feel the scar.
1145
00:51:15.489 --> 00:51:15.989
Oh, really?
1146
00:51:16.690 --> 00:51:19.389
Yeah, I moved my tongue down there. The reason I
1147
00:51:19.409 --> 00:51:21.610
took it out, because I thought it looked really cute,
1148
00:51:22.110 --> 00:51:25.389
but I was singing very regularly then. I sang at church.
1149
00:51:25.429 --> 00:51:28.420
I was also doing gigs and bars and stuff like that.
1150
00:51:28.969 --> 00:51:32.429
And I would always accidentally bash the microphone on it.
1151
00:51:32.489 --> 00:51:35.360
And the piercing then was hitting my gums under my
1152
00:51:35.510 --> 00:51:37.880
bottom teeth. And I was like, this is not worth it.
1153
00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:39.699
Take this shit out of your mouth.
1154
00:51:39.980 --> 00:51:43.179
I never did the belly button piercing, which is surprising
1155
00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:45.460
because it was such a big thing in the 2000s.
1156
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:48.219
And I always had a crop top on.
1157
00:51:48.519 --> 00:51:48.900
Yeah.
1158
00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:51.739
But I think I didn't do it. Well, one, I
1159
00:51:51.780 --> 00:51:54.500
was like always a little like, and I was just,
1160
00:51:55.940 --> 00:51:57.380
I just had to go against. I'm the one I
1161
00:51:57.400 --> 00:51:58.429
need to go against the grain.
1162
00:51:59.469 --> 00:52:03.050
Would you get it now? No. Come on. I'll go
1163
00:52:03.070 --> 00:52:03.679
get my nipples.
1164
00:52:03.719 --> 00:52:05.599
You get your belly button. Absolutely not. I am not
1165
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:07.699
supporting you for piercing your nipples.
1166
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:10.559
All right. Well, I want to get another ear hole too.
1167
00:52:12.059 --> 00:52:14.780
My third hole closed up on this one side. I
1168
00:52:16.590 --> 00:52:18.989
guess I don't have ears that are big enough. You
1169
00:52:19.010 --> 00:52:21.269
know how some people can wear earrings all the way up?
1170
00:52:21.969 --> 00:52:24.369
I really wanted to do like I saw this photo
1171
00:52:24.389 --> 00:52:26.329
where it was like three right across the top here.
1172
00:52:27.070 --> 00:52:28.889
Very tiny. And I went in to get it done
1173
00:52:28.929 --> 00:52:31.590
and the guy was like, you don't have enough space
1174
00:52:32.269 --> 00:52:36.130
behind your earlobe. Oh. Like where? He's like, it's not
1175
00:52:36.150 --> 00:52:38.199
going to look right. It's not going to lay right.
1176
00:52:39.219 --> 00:52:40.579
And so I ended up just doing a third hole
1177
00:52:40.619 --> 00:52:42.039
on this one. And I had it in for two years.
1178
00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:44.639
I never took it out. And then finally I was like, oh,
1179
00:52:44.659 --> 00:52:46.079
I want to just change out the earring. And I
1180
00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:49.099
took it out, changed out the earring. Then I took
1181
00:52:49.139 --> 00:52:50.809
that out one night, went to sleep, woke up the
1182
00:52:50.829 --> 00:52:52.110
next day and the damn thing was closed.
1183
00:52:52.429 --> 00:52:52.570
Yeah.
1184
00:52:52.590 --> 00:52:53.849
I tried to push the earring through and I was
1185
00:52:53.869 --> 00:52:54.429
like bleeding.
1186
00:52:55.010 --> 00:52:55.670
Well, my nose.
1187
00:52:55.690 --> 00:52:58.619
For two years? Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. How long are
1188
00:52:58.639 --> 00:52:59.639
you supposed to leave it in?
1189
00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:02.840
I know. Some things, like my nose, before I had
1190
00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:06.480
a hoop, I had a stud. I actually had my
1191
00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:08.739
nose pierced twice. The first time I got it pierced,
1192
00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:11.840
I had a stud and my nose would literally like
1193
00:53:11.889 --> 00:53:14.630
heal over the stud. I'd wake up and it'd look
1194
00:53:14.650 --> 00:53:16.510
like I didn't have a nose piercing and I'd put
1195
00:53:16.550 --> 00:53:19.539
my finger in my nose and push, push it. And
1196
00:53:19.579 --> 00:53:22.079
you'd see almost like if you were popping a pimple.
1197
00:53:22.099 --> 00:53:23.039
Like a cell of skin come over.
1198
00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:27.059
But yeah, but my, my body just wanted, didn't want
1199
00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:27.480
that there.
1200
00:53:27.500 --> 00:53:28.119
Yeah.
1201
00:53:28.139 --> 00:53:29.889
And so I would push it and then all of
1202
00:53:29.909 --> 00:53:31.750
a sudden it'd look like if you were popping a pimple,
1203
00:53:31.789 --> 00:53:35.130
but then the piercing is what would come out. Boop. Oh.
1204
00:53:35.349 --> 00:53:39.190
And so I switched to a hoop. But I kind
1205
00:53:39.230 --> 00:53:40.349
of want a stud again.
1206
00:53:40.369 --> 00:53:42.030
If you want to go get a stud, I'll take
1207
00:53:42.070 --> 00:53:43.309
you right now. I got a place right down the
1208
00:53:43.329 --> 00:53:44.210
street that's fantastic.
1209
00:53:44.469 --> 00:53:46.449
Well, I thought about, but this is sort of the
1210
00:53:46.469 --> 00:53:49.489
41-year-old looking like a 22-year-old, trying to look like a 22-year-old.
1211
00:53:49.510 --> 00:53:51.230
You can't do both sides. I thought about doing a
1212
00:53:51.349 --> 00:53:54.340
little stud on the other side. Why? Rock stars get
1213
00:53:54.380 --> 00:53:55.659
away with it. And I'm a little bit of a
1214
00:53:55.719 --> 00:53:59.059
rock star. You're going to look like a bull. No,
1215
00:53:59.099 --> 00:54:00.159
I'm not going to have two hoops.
1216
00:54:00.300 --> 00:54:00.960
I know, but still.
1217
00:54:01.699 --> 00:54:03.380
What if I have the one?
1218
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:05.139
You're trying too much.
1219
00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:07.360
Okay. Well, back to the nipples.
1220
00:54:07.739 --> 00:54:10.039
Nope. We can go get you another one. You know
1221
00:54:10.059 --> 00:54:12.000
what other one I see that people have where they
1222
00:54:12.019 --> 00:54:14.219
have the regular hole here, like their first hole, and
1223
00:54:14.239 --> 00:54:16.119
then they do a tiny little one right above it.
1224
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So it's like a stud that almost stays there, which
1225
00:54:19.219 --> 00:54:20.889
is so cute. And I thought about getting that too,
1226
00:54:20.909 --> 00:54:23.289
but I don't think my earlobes are big enough. I
1227
00:54:23.309 --> 00:54:25.530
don't think I have enough space for two kind of
1228
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stacked on top of each other. I just want to
1229
00:54:27.820 --> 00:54:28.889
be cool so bad.
1230
00:54:28.989 --> 00:54:31.260
I know. That's how I feel. I also like that when,
1231
00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:33.400
when people have a cuff up here, but a lot
1232
00:54:33.420 --> 00:54:34.699
of times that's not even a piercing.
1233
00:54:34.980 --> 00:54:36.639
I know I have, well, I have a piercing up
1234
00:54:36.679 --> 00:54:38.340
there and I got that one done when I got
1235
00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:39.219
the third hole done.
1236
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:42.239
So like at the top of the ear, did that
1237
00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:44.719
hurt piercing through that cartilage different than the low? Was
1238
00:54:44.760 --> 00:54:45.139
it bad?
1239
00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:49.199
It wasn't great. And you definitely like, I'm a side
1240
00:54:49.239 --> 00:54:50.940
sleeper and you can't sleep on that side for a
1241
00:54:50.980 --> 00:54:54.559
hot second, like three months. She put pressure on it.
1242
00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:56.000
You're like, Oh, Oh yeah.
1243
00:54:56.019 --> 00:54:56.199
Yeah.
1244
00:54:57.409 --> 00:54:58.699
You do not want your nipples pierced.
1245
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I probably.
1246
00:54:59.920 --> 00:55:01.980
I'm going to squeeze them when this is done. I'm
1247
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going to take my nails and dig them into your
1248
00:55:03.840 --> 00:55:05.099
nipples and you tell me if you really want your
1249
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:05.480
nipples pierced.
1250
00:55:05.659 --> 00:55:07.699
Well, it's just for a second and then it's in there.
1251
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:09.960
This has got to heal. Okay. I want to know
1252
00:55:09.989 --> 00:55:12.750
if there's anyone out there listening who actually thinks nipple
1253
00:55:12.769 --> 00:55:15.250
piercings look good on a man. I probably don't. I'm
1254
00:55:15.269 --> 00:55:20.489
probably out here on an island by myself. But, you know,
1255
00:55:21.329 --> 00:55:25.699
we'll see. I probably won't get them pierced, but that's
1256
00:55:25.719 --> 00:55:28.690
when I might. I would never do my eyebrow. My
1257
00:55:28.730 --> 00:55:30.670
mom told me actually when I was getting piercings that
1258
00:55:30.690 --> 00:55:32.210
she thought I would look cute with an eyebrow piercing.
1259
00:55:32.250 --> 00:55:34.670
And I was like, you're supposed to give me good advice,
1260
00:55:34.809 --> 00:55:37.809
good life advice, not bad.
1261
00:55:37.909 --> 00:55:39.909
If you were asking me between your eyebrow and your nipples,
1262
00:55:39.969 --> 00:55:40.750
I would say your eyebrow.
1263
00:55:41.170 --> 00:55:44.949
Really? Yeah. Did you ever really on piercings? Did you
1264
00:55:45.010 --> 00:55:47.760
ever like the little lip piercings? No. I thought they
1265
00:55:47.780 --> 00:55:51.360
looked cute, but they also seemed so painful.
1266
00:55:51.579 --> 00:55:53.480
And then also like, how are you kissing somebody with that?
1267
00:55:53.500 --> 00:55:54.360
Uh-huh.
1268
00:55:55.360 --> 00:55:55.500
No.
1269
00:55:56.590 --> 00:56:00.929
Well, I think the most important thing is just for
1270
00:56:01.070 --> 00:56:03.269
one to dress the way they feel good. But if
1271
00:56:03.309 --> 00:56:07.150
you are chasing trends, just be mindful that they are
1272
00:56:07.190 --> 00:56:08.849
just trends and photos last forever.
1273
00:56:08.869 --> 00:56:09.650
That's right.
1274
00:56:10.409 --> 00:56:11.849
I've learned that the hard way.
1275
00:56:13.650 --> 00:56:16.880
Well, we've covered what some of the trends are. It'll
1276
00:56:16.889 --> 00:56:18.860
be interesting to see which ones show up on us
1277
00:56:19.030 --> 00:56:20.300
in the next several months.
1278
00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:22.940
If I'm going to rock my classic style as long
1279
00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:23.360
as I can.
1280
00:56:24.219 --> 00:56:26.719
Guys he'll be in decked out 90s style.
1281
00:56:26.360 --> 00:56:29.039
Literally two weeks looking i'll look like i'm from the
1282
00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:31.750
hunger games the rich people like i'll have like a
1283
00:56:31.750 --> 00:56:33.309
little round blush yes.
1284
00:56:32.949 --> 00:56:34.769
And like a feather coming out of your.
1285
00:56:34.710 --> 00:56:37.369
Hat yes i'm like i want to be classic i
1286
00:56:37.389 --> 00:56:41.369
wore a beret in our last episode anyway in the
1287
00:56:41.389 --> 00:56:42.570
dead middle of summer.
1288
00:56:44.170 --> 00:56:45.510
He's like, my head hurts.
1289
00:56:45.670 --> 00:56:46.469
It's so hot.
1290
00:56:47.309 --> 00:56:49.409
This wool beret shrunk. I'm like, it's 95 degrees.
1291
00:56:49.550 --> 00:56:52.599
Or my head's growing. We have things to be concerned about,
1292
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:55.159
but I'll get to the bottom of that. Anyways, thank
1293
00:56:55.199 --> 00:56:56.679
you guys so much for listening. We'd love to hear
1294
00:56:56.719 --> 00:56:59.079
your thoughts about trends.
1295
00:56:59.420 --> 00:57:02.340
Which ones are you rocking? Which ones are a no-go?
1296
00:57:02.460 --> 00:57:06.099
Yeah. You can weigh in on our looks if you want.
1297
00:57:06.559 --> 00:57:10.039
Just be nice because we're sensitive. We're doing the best
1298
00:57:10.059 --> 00:57:13.320
we can. Hit us up. Send us your phone of friends.
1299
00:57:13.360 --> 00:57:15.340
Let us know how you're doing. You can email us
1300
00:57:15.389 --> 00:57:19.230
at everything's perfect podcast at gmail.com. Come check us out
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00:57:19.289 --> 00:57:19.929
on Instagram.
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Everything's perfect official. We will see you guys next week.
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See ya.