Bart's Girlfriend

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Yellow, everyone, and welcome to
another episode of everything we learned from the

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simpsons. I'm one of your hosts
and I'm mark. Hi, everybody,

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I'm Tom. Hi, Mr Tom. Hello, how are you mate?

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I'm very well. Thanks. Yeah, it's it's been a bit of what

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it's been a while since we since
we've done one of these, that there's

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been some some Clark clamoring for a
new episode from certain people. So some

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KLIMMA quarters. Yes, so it
was delivering for we're giving the people what

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they want of them. Yeah,
definitely. Being with it being Valentine's Day,

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we thought we'd do something a little
romantic and throw out what episode we

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are doing bat girlfriend from. It's
the seventh episode of season six, which

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first Senio. Series six is normal, cirly serious six. I'm not saying

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Satan, I've just gotten an habit. If it's an American program I'll see

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season. If it's British, I'LL
SIS series. I'm not, I'm not

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going to die in a ditch over
that first ads in the United States in

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November one thousand nine hundred and ninety
four, a long time ago. Yeah,

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it was the by by that point
the World Cup in the USA was

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was forgotten. But yeah, if
anyone ever remembered it in the USA anyway,

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the fifteen people in the rose bolded. Yeah, and yeah, but

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people, John aldge not forgotten it. I said that explicit market of the

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show already. Yeah, yeah,
that's a good reference. He's a good

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and it's a good reference for the
swaths of Irish listeners we've got as well.

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Brilliant. Yeah, keep kiding.
In this episode guest starred Meryl Streep.

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So not the first guest star in
the simpsons that's played Margaret Thatcher.

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Well, but I think she will
have been the first, but one of

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two by my reckoning. Gillian Anderson. Yeah, is that the other guess?

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Okay, yeah, so the end
the iron laid it and in the

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crown. My my hatred for Margaret
Thatcher knows. That means I have to

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watch everything that's ever been made about
just to watch here. Yeah, just,

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yeah, just just hate watch it. What I haven't watched is something

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no one's expecting to talk about today
is apparently there's a parody of there's a

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pawn parody of the iron lady called
the Iron Lady Garden. Oh, I

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chee. It doesn't work on any
level. No, she's not aught of

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any kind of I mean it's confusing
watching Julian Anderson playing Magat factcher, because

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Tonson's quite sexy. She's yeah,
she's the sexiest woman in the world in

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one thousand nine hundred and ninety six, I think. Yeah, and again

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in one thousand nine hundred and ninety
eight to paddle absolutely. In fairness,

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though, Margaret started did fuck the
miners, didn't she? So she vented

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Mr Whippy, but she did.
Yes, she did, taking taking his

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kind of ice cream out with our
children's mouths. She was obsessed with saving

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the dairy industry money. About.
Well, let's not talk about my Gat

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Fatchi or I just just to get
a rise out of you. I mean

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will it always works. The Chalk
Board Gag. This is I will not

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send lad through the mail. Well, your Vegan, so you wouldn't want

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wouldn't know. Well, I might
send it to my enemies. What Carol,

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Thatcherist, marks, thatches, the
other one and easy in prison,

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probably all getting a doubt. Keep
it and the count. The couch gag

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is all the eyes are just in
the dark and then they just kind of

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much up with their eyeses it's how
it looks better than I've described it.

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It's just a little bit. In
case you didn't know what Lard was,

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listeners are did a little bit of
looking it. It's rendered hog fat.

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HMM, a tog fat, brilliant
lad. I mean, yeah, it's

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it's lad. Is dripping the same
thing as large that like, because dripping's

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got more under it. So drippings
kind of got the stock, the beefy

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bit. Yeah, it's a very
Yorkshire thing and it's very yeah, Stovem

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Graumas in eights. Yeah, absolutely. And I think once, once we

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went to the did we not get
the cock in fighting cat, the fighting

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cock and they dat on the got
bread and yeah, see much that in

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a few places. But yeah,
I'm not sick. I think I did,

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but we were ten sheets. So
yeah, anyway. Yeah, so

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let's let's get started with the with
the walk through in it opens at this

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veteran this veterans park in honor of
some veterans exactly. Had had a quick

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look to see where there are some
veterans parks him. So, in order

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of kind of on Google, in
order of SEO, there are veterans parks

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in China Hills, California, Holly
Springs, North Carolina, cast in California,

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Saint John's Fabida, delery beach,
Flaida Poey California, and Culver City,

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California. Wow, I was thinking
as a lot in California. But

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is that cost? Is All that
Silicon Valley tech people who know how to

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get them high up on Google?
Quite possibly. I always going to suggest

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it's because California knows how to party. Yeah, board, yeah, but

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maybe not. So this again.
It's this is a bit racist, isn't?

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It's good. Oh, it's those
injins, I mean native Americans.

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Okay, that's funny. Come on, dance. He's in underwear, which

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dancing wolves. One Thousand Nine hudred
and ninety film starry, Kevin Costner,

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a four year old gag, not
particularly current at the point. No,

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first yeah, the first western to
win best picture, Oscar. Well,

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I haven't. I haven't got three
hours, so I've never watched it.

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Oh, I watch something. I've
not seen it. Yeah, I I've

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no it. I've no real interest
in it because I believe it's quite dry.

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Yeah, dances in underway and thinks
too much. Thanks, too much.

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Is a little bit. Is a
little bit rude, isn't it?

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Now keeping your eyes peeled for injins
because they're after us because we gave him

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those blankets infected with cooties. So
I looked into this tom this is horrible.

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Right. So some native American diplomats
tried unsuccessfully to persuade the British to

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abandon fought pit. But when the
British were in charge and ask him for

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provisions and liquor in their return,
the British complied and gave them gifts to

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blankets and a handkerchief which had come
from the smallpox war. Yeah, I

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hope it had the desired effect.
Said William Trent and the head of the

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thing that in that like the story
of in that way, thanksgiving has its

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roots are something. Yeah, I
mean it's apparently that that's they just weaponized

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smallpox. Yeah, you know,
it's a bit grim. Well, I'm

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it's nothing less than I'd expect the
Tories to do with covid will. They

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already have. Arguably you started this. You start, like I out myself.

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I think wonder when Mill House corrects, corrects himself, are corrects them

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about native Americans? I did look
into whether your work. How when did

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Tafy the right with it? When
did Indians? That mean connative Americans,

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but apparently it's some hours in it
America. Some native Americans are happy to

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be called the American Indians isn't accepted. And apparently colding to Russell means kind

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of wkipedia. Hustle means as in
a gala. Look, a activist.

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I could with Indian derives, not
with confusion from with India, but the

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Spanish expression in Theos, meaning in
God. All right, so much a

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mark to that. Yeah, exunset. It was a bit. Did I

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try to stay clear of that Hornet's
nest? Yeah, exactly. Just just

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just a bit of bread on the
side for their walls. Nelson turns up

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at he looks like one of the
Borg from Star trektors' need. It's gone,

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but sup set the kilmatic free fas
and Gilmatic three serves said we didn't

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have it back then. It's records
from that area error spotty at best.

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And igume with him millhouse. He
bought his Jack's had two says. Did

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you know what Jacks has? That
it's a ball and the kind of like

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the look like those things that you
the big concrete things you have at the

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beach to stop people invade it.
Yeah, little things. I looked it

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up. I looked at the rules. You can play it on the own,

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which make formulas to do. Play
it on tosses a ball in the

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air, then quickly grabs one jacket
before the ball bounces. With the same

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hand, the player grabs the ball
just after the first bounce. If the

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player is successful, the jackets moved
quickly to that other and and their progress

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to the next round. The first
player loses their turn if they don't become

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the prescribed number of Jacks for their
round. Do not grab the ball before

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it bounces a second time, I'll
commit a foul. Why? Well,

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you just, yeah, bouncing a
bat and picking stuff up. I thought

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the clamor to come back free thousand
so would. I absolutely the think the

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thing that it made me think about
was ex British Olympian judo champion Brian Jack's,

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who was famous for being on superstars
where Kevin Keegan fell off the bike

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wobbling and did he did his knees
and but again, that's a reference to

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people older than us. I don't
even know how I know all my time.

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I know I saw a little bit
of that the other week when when

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there's Drummond died and it short some
footage of him sprinting on the superstars.

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All Right, okay, fastest will
be league. Win It. winget of

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of all time off died. We're
too soon. But it's not time for

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player, because it's church. It's
time for sure. My one. First

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Lama. What was Shlomo doing?
It's got a violin lesson. He has.

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What would you would you rather go
a church or play violin? Well,

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I guess if I was Jewish I
would want to go each other church.

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But look, no, because Shlomo
was already had. He's Holy Day,

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because shadow crosses is the Saturday.
So I mean talk about punishment.

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Making go to making go to synagogue. Make him go to church the day

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after ory. No thanks. She
just relax. My my favorite bit about

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them creating going to church. I
was a millhouse getting picked up in the

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net by kind of half back.
Yeah, now that's that. That whole

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scene about the sea is a is
a takeoff of the original planet the apes

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when they're rounding up, when they're
rounding up the humans, the apes are

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on horseback and there's a net and
there's all that it's I've taken kind of

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I've only seen they musical. You
can sing. That's good. I recommend

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that. You're sitting watch plan of
the APES. It's a really grim sixty's

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SCI FI. I mean it's rich, really, yeah, it's it's I

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think it's quite right timely. Now
it's like our imagine. It's like are

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the planet's fucked into humans and foot
it. It's yeah, yeah, I

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mean that's the problem is you you
know what the end is like. You

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know what the end is because it's
on the poster. Girl, exactly.

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Those, those new planet the EPH
films are very good, by the way.

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Certainly the the first one's extremely good, and that involves a kind of

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a testing in a lab and an
illness. Yeah, I recommend that you,

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you, you go watch what I
did there on Netflix as well.

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So, yeah, I'll, I'll
check them out. You should, you

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absolutely should. So yet they go
to church. Bart's not having any of

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it. Love joys telling this story
and with flaming sides. The ARAMIDES did

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pierce the eyes of their fellow men. I did feast on what flowed forth.

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Sounds delightful, it does, but
it's not real. It's not a

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real I know. Why was the
simpsons lie to us? Why? But

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but I'm with Bart with his troll. He was singing. It was singing

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Trollma, the troll man, which
is install man summer days and one thousand

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nine hundred and sixty seven it and
in two thousand and nineteen was added to

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the national recording registrate by the Library
of Congress. I was going to say

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salmon mark, but they're salmon Max. That was salmon market. They were

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TV percenters early in the run x
factor or something. Men, we have

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come from Barnsley. Yeah, I
remember them, were they not? In

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one year and then they came back
to host it, like yeah, they

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been all telling was one from Barnsley
and one from borough or something like that.

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I'm sure that we're that kind of
flower. Now let's let's find out.

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Okay, we'll do something live checking. This is brilliant content. Oh

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it's yeah, some, some Nixon
was bought in one thousand nine hundred and

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eighty six in Barnsley. Okay,
I don't Mark Mac born in one thousand

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nine hundred and eighty one and he
was bas from Waltz Al Wall. So

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all right, okay, Allotskay,
yeah, that Dad, that's Boston for

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the DCINCT. Soul Man. They
didn't and they didn't seek. Come on,

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feel the noise, which right.
Yeah, Charles Devendberchels, let's mrst

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lords of them. I thought they
were very s I thought it was a

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s thing, but apparently it's very
much there around in the late s s

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the came back in the s and
then had a third with in the s.

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So I thought as much. Like
scar, very much, but controls

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that the two dream works films in
the two thousand and ten, the Trot.

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So they're I'd like their fourth with
still kind of waiting for the scar

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farth with. I think it exists. I think there must be a there

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must must be a scar. Said
Scott Scar, never die, scar,

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I'll make sure of that. Way
You can be sure that scar won't die

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as long as I'm spending money on
records just for a there for the benefit

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of the listeners. Now marks that
wearing a pop ye hat, I've also

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no, no, I'm a really
fat man with a white t shirt took

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in and I've got some some black
and white checked whatever you call those.

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Suspend Not suspenders Americans would call them
suspenders. Well, races, race,

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it's like you're in there. Yeah, bad manners. I'm certainly got some

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bad manners. That's but mentions that
are bart tries to chat up, doesn't

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she? Jessica? Yeah, just
suscribe your first appearance. Yeah, this,

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this light shines down. Yeah,
from it's a message from God,

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isn't? No, is it?
It's from the lighthouse, because the sea

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cat and hits the sea and everything
in it. What specific things in the

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ced you hate? Probably like effluent. Human got funny and lie in the

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sea, don't we? Fortunately,
you do. You do in Blackpool?

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Yeah, a, yeah, the
one who are a treatment works in on

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the fail of course, for the
is right. Well, she just went

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in the sea bookts, but now
now only some of it does. When

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there's like a storm, stay the
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I would like to clean the sea

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very much like see Montgomery Burns does
when he first learns about recycly. Yeah,

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plastic, plastic worst, as well
as human wrist and we all kinds

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of things kept that one stop.
Yeah, stop your stop your single use

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plastic people. Just stop. Well, I need to do that. To

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add getting better. I'm getting better
block soaping, or else it's always blocks

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of soaping. Oh, I've got
that. But yeah, otherwise it's the

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if the company's fault for making on
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so, it's cheaper, easy and, even though he's wrong that you know,

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but I don't frown and see.
But it probably just find it paint

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at the sea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. We'll come back

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to sea creatures shortly after the service. Mrs Love Joyce saying thank you for

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choosing our church. Yeah, so
is is a question for you, because,

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I mean I went to the church
where I was from because I was

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made to. Got The Sunday school
where I was from. But when you

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move, Dear Dear Choo, how
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choose a church? Like, I
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foisted upon you. To be honest. It's not just someing a thought about.

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I've kind of kind of like where
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church with about every five to put
so many churches of every flavor, as

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long as it's some kind of Christian
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in my part of the Lancashire cost
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don't know whether it's choice between.
You might think, well, I'm bit

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bard going to Catholic Church. Now
I'll try the you know, if you

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from Church, I've got I've got
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Works that way. Yeah, sadly, although I should. I think

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it should. I think, in
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it's probably going to be Islam.
Be Honest, looks those, those

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those boys are nothing but love.
So in Your Cup, Lads. Yeah,

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but goes over to Jessica to talk
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by his yes, I'm bout Simpson. Thanks Art, I have to go

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over here now. She church,
takes two steps, it doesn't look at

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him. Yeah, familiar. Yeah, yeah, a little bit too close

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to homer, but yeah, it's
is it is? It is? Is

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it? That's hair? It's over
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the same cloth for last four years. Well, yeah, I mean I

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assume now that would be thirty.
Take is I would if they still fit.

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Yeah, at least causing the devil's
Kabana boy, it does. Yeah,

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I didn't know idea what a Cabana
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a Cabana and we learned in the
in hundred things we learn from film podcast,

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me of John Learned that Kabana boy
is the person that kind of stocks

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everything around the pool and cleans the
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kind of like towels and cleaning and, you know, washing the pool out

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and all that kind of stuff.
Power felt. What film was that from?

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That was we talked about legally blond. All right, legally blond.

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There's a there's a character in it. It's combat by. I wouldn't rush

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to see it. Of the sixty
four films that we've covered since we started

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that podcast, it's not one I
would rush you to to look at.

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Will come to one that I know
you've watched very, very shortly that we

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covered. He he, goes back
to Sunday school. It's teacher very they're

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doing drawings. Ralph, Jesus did
not have wheels. My question to you,

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Tom Is, if Jesus had wheels, would you have been crucified?

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It might be able to get away
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we're obvious, I mean where we
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you have the wheels on him?
Well, I think he would be like

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a transform maybe like and they're like
enough. Where would you nail the cross

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to his rear axle? I don't
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given this. Any thoughts, listeners, if you can draw this shit,

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please don't know. Yeah, I
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Yeah, I just you know,
a cool car or something like like

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a gobot. You could be a
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transformers, the barts back the teachers
would band you were. You were happy,

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we were happy, the hamster was
happy, this little hamster with these

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little red eyes. Yeah, the
calory beyond that, beyond the hamsters little

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house, is a church's Steven.
No, it's that little bl what.

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What do you think? Do you
think Bart did a Richard Gear to the

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hamster? It won't surprise me.
I mean I wouldn't. I would hate

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to think. Did Richard Geared Richard
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was a Gerbil the OK, we
again, which we talked about that during

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pretty woman, which is a much
better film than I've ever given it credit

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for. But I'm only saying that
because I had to watch it twice last

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year for the episode, but you
know he didn't, but people claim you

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did. Richard Geira, course future
episode of the Simpsons, as himself as

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a Buddhist. Oh Yeah, Buddhists, everyone else in the world says,

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getting off for one of the left
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Yeah, it's yeah, I think
Lenny and Carla Buddhists in it. You

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got like one line each. Anyway, enough. He comes back and she

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says, I want you to welcome
back our prodigal son, and the kids

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were like me, well, this
prodigal me? Yeah, did you not?

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prodical means, no, I'm not
like that. I didn't. I

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do a new prodigal son, storry. So prodigirl means spending money. Are

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Using these ources freely and recklessly,
being with for the extravagance. Yeah,

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right, I've got a prodigal step
sister. It's currently currently doing that with

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my with my dad father's money.
So that's fine. Yeah, it's yeah,

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well, that's so. Yeah,
well, aware that. No,

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stayn stay in, because fuck her. Just just and it's on record now.

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So I was I was going to
say it's the word. I don't

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know. Be From Yorkshire. Don't
existing our pepulary all about it, about

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thrift. It could be anything,
like I've got the heating on. That's

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you've got. You've got the heating
on today. That's very prodigal of me.

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I mean it's cold, it's call
pretty on for a bit. I

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add a visitor so on, just
to make out that I lived in warmth.

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The energy bills are going up.
Yet. That's in April, yeah,

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which is fine, shortly warm.
That's right. Yeah, that did

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the heating. Heating doesn't go in
an our house after after March. So

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yeah, we've got a we've got
a looking in the background the room here.

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We've got a room full of washing
that we couldn't get dry outside because

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it's been passing it down all day. So, yeah, I've been invested

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from good blankets, not, if
not, affected with cooties the last depending

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where. Buying from all you can
from BNM. Yeah, always wash your

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blankets. Yes, yes, absolutely. The the teacher then says, I

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look, we've got a tree.
It's a right exact replica of the slink

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shot David used to slay. Have
a look at it and I'll busy myself

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with this. And it's a real
big but skinner moment. Yeah, it's

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not as very well to exist.
Yeah, must make it up to Satan

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later, which I quite light it
should. You some want to buy a

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catapull there's no laws that prevent you
from buying one in the UK as long

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as you're over eighteen, and there's
no rule that stops you prevent you from

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carrying a cat pull on your person. Call like getting in my but pocket.

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There like America's bad by. I'm
Tom Barrett. The Hell Are you?

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I'm the police officer arresting you for
smashing that car winder with you.

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Yeah, that could be fun.
Yeah, absolutely. He as they're leaving,

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he says I was considering stayed after
school and helping teach it clee the

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ways his teaching clean up. Do
you ever think anything you don't say it's

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a brilliant delivery. There's a couple
of really good deliveries and obviously Meryl Streep

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is an award winning fantastic actor.
Yeah, yeah, proper. Yeah,

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there you go, proper actor,
as I say. Yeah, yeah,

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the thing I do think that about
when you see people not them any names,

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like on twitter. If do you
ever think anything? You don't tweet.

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I certainly don't. I think that
myself sometimes. Why? Why?

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WHO's this for? Why? What? I don't really want to talk,

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so I'm just airing my grievances.
The airing of grievances like sign felt.

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He's he loses, he's kind of
eat, takes his tie off and it's

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a clip on tie. I quite
like to that. When did you?

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When did you learn the tire titem
for school? I can't remember, but

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I'm not sure I ever have.
It's kind of not it out yere right,

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yeah, put some time in because
it almis. I'd like never a

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clip on ties and always I'd like
a proper tie. But yeah, I

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think. I think he's just like
slide it down as lift up a head

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and let's slide it yeah, and
then, yeah, put it back and

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then put it back. Yeah,
I used to do that for a while

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until I so I did. My
Step Dad taught me to tie tie,

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but I was I was at I
was at school that had t shirts and

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sweaters until two years before everybody else, because I went to school in Bradford

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and school years in Bradford and leads
are different than I went to secondary school

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or, as you call it,
Bradford Orf for school. And Yeah,

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so I was kind of two years
behind the learning to tire time everybody else.

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So, yeah, I've tied from
my reception. Then I went to

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a high school blazers. Right,
okay, my high schools uniforming exactly the

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same now as it was like twenty
five years ago. Right, well,

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you'd fothered it a bit. I
did a bit of your wish possibly.

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I assume I haven't really thought about
my high school since I left, which

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was twenty five years ago. Probably
like less likely to be in the area.

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I mean, ok, and I
live like sixty miles away from mine,

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but I's there, were dad lived
from stuff. So I don't know,

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I don't go hanging around outside.
Yes, I understand it is.

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You're not allowed to, not since, for happened five years ago, which

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we don't we don't talk about the
podcast anyway. No, that's an injunctions.

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Now, nothing happened there. No, nothing. Honestly, that's nothing.

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Nothing is yet happened. Joke.
Right now, this, this is

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where he needs. He needs to
kind of chill out a little bit because

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he's he's feeling all tense in his
chestil area, which liked and he sees

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this sign. What does the sign
say? Tom Scotch Tuber fast right,

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and our our good friend Willie.
Is this our first? Is this our

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first Willie? Hello? Is this
the first time will is come up?

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What was in that tea? Yeah, he's playing the bagpipes. And now

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the cult was only for day to
day. We're bottle. We don't a

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full length Bulgar comed. In sequence, the idea was to blind, you

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know, port it will luxury's brilliant
but ties. The balloons to his kill

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lifts up. It's us no more
than what God gave me. A Puritan

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PUKES. Actually, my Willie Impressions
better than my generic skoyship pressure hi,

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which is really I ten years live
in there. I will try and do

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a Scottish Saxon, just be offensive
cholesterol Scottish people. So yeah, we

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don't it. was going to say
that we sures his meat into edge.

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I rely he's Haggy sneeps and times
very good. Yeah, this is this.

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Ah, this will hold me to
I get my hands. Has got

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of explosive. It's a light and
this tree kind of grabs him and all

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these coppers to sustain skinner, you
fell for our sting and would your self

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three months detention. There's no such
thing as Scotch tuberfest. There's not.

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Ye, use me, skinner,
yeah, use me. That's not bad.

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Yeah. Well, yeah, thank
you. It's and for for me

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right. Couple of things. One
just too skinner, have this power to

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get bar in a skin, a
ski in a non school situation on a

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Sunday, which is a nonschool day, using the police. Does it?

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What what I mean? I know
he was in arm and everything, but

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I think Americans treat their you know, treat the the veterans badly, except

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for naming parks after them in California. And Yeah, yeah, but do

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really think quite that much that?
Well, I did. It's cartoon.

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Yes, that's place for you in
it. Police power. Yeah, I

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go months. Yeah, yeah,
all cops of bastards. It's fine.

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And the the other thing is that
there is now officially, in at least

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the podcast world, of Scotch Toberfest, because John and I, every October

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on a hundred things we learn from
film, Do Scottish films and we've called

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it Scotch Toberfest, which, obviously
because John Scottish and very proud Scotsman,

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that hates everybody that's English, just
including US. Of course he. He

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gets to pick. He gets to
pick films pretty much of his his choice.

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We did Gregory's girl, which I
know you've seen. Just some of

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the some town planning greatness. Yeah, I enjoyed that. Yeah, we

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had a company old yeah, the
angels share as well. Yeah, the

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the angels, the Angel says,
the poking grim. But yeah, we

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come a time. Yeah, next
week for for Geordie, February. We're

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doing. Sorry, sorry, we
missed you. And the what about food

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banks? Yeah, Jerious, fuck, essentially watching. But yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, you've
got to watch it and then,

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I don't know, never watch it
again. I bought the DVD and watched

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it and then gave the DVD away. Could Watch it again, watch it

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intake to the streets. Yes,
correct, yeah, Jessica spots it and

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says, what do you come around
for dinner at my house tonight, and

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he's like, there's only one thing
to do at a moment like this,

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struck and it's staying alive by the
by the beg's, it's staying alive by

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the bets. I've seen walking off
Clive Anderson. Yes, fully enough,

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00:34:00.529 --> 00:34:02.529
I'd wrote down. There's only one
left alive and it's the one with the

404
00:34:02.609 --> 00:34:07.130
main and the tail. So you
went Clive Anderson and I went rock profiles.

405
00:34:08.409 --> 00:34:15.400
Yeah, there's a video on youtube
of limmy watching the beads on Clive

406
00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:22.199
Anderson analyzing it. It's like the
following minutes long and it's just fucking all

407
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:28.510
the body language and studying every single
word. Climate us in the beds said.

408
00:34:29.630 --> 00:34:37.659
Definitely recommend watching it. Okay,
I was surprised staying alive only got

409
00:34:37.780 --> 00:34:43.179
to number four in the UK chart. All right, okay, it's number

410
00:34:43.300 --> 00:34:47.219
one in the US and Canada and
lots of other countries. So February night

411
00:34:47.300 --> 00:34:53.090
is seventy eight the top five.
And then so, Dod did you do?

412
00:34:53.409 --> 00:35:00.210
Do, do do? I kid
a pick the POPs, dud,

413
00:35:00.489 --> 00:35:06.929
dude, dodd number five, number
five. Okay, Bush, you're been

414
00:35:06.969 --> 00:35:09.320
it would have been heights. Your
Paul Gambaccini impressions rubbish, by the way,

415
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.800
what you said. Yeah, he's
just he's just generically Canadians, kind

416
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:20.840
of mid Atlantic, isn't it?
And getting usually getting another fair I can't

417
00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:23.869
get in trouble with the police.
Number five. Kid boutish whether it can

418
00:35:23.949 --> 00:35:28.989
heights. It's very good. Are
you sure that's not Tony Blackburn? Well,

419
00:35:29.030 --> 00:35:31.750
I used to do it, didn't
he and need I'll live a little

420
00:35:31.789 --> 00:35:36.139
bit clos at a black burn.
So very good. Number four, bed,

421
00:35:36.260 --> 00:35:38.460
stay alive. Number three, rule
voice, wishing on a star,

422
00:35:39.980 --> 00:35:47.219
Star, Star. Number number two. Darts come back. My Love It.

423
00:35:47.420 --> 00:35:52.809
I don't know that one. Come
on number one. So keeping the

424
00:35:52.969 --> 00:35:59.570
bags off the top of the charts
was oper teck chance. Can't agree with

425
00:35:59.690 --> 00:36:06.599
that. It's a good one.
I'm still really impressed by your like your

426
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:10.840
blackbirds, Darwin kind of accident.
That's brilliant. Well, yeah, I

427
00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:17.400
did. I did live with with
with a black burn. I right,

428
00:36:19.230 --> 00:36:25.110
but Burian a black burn last for
a few years. So you found the

429
00:36:25.150 --> 00:36:30.630
pit things up at you. Yeah, absolutely, and lose a few things

430
00:36:30.670 --> 00:36:37.820
as well. But them's the relationship. Sens, the bricks, the bricks.

431
00:36:38.460 --> 00:36:42.260
I like that. That was a
nice little, kind of Nice little

432
00:36:42.300 --> 00:36:46.139
side. I like that good.
They're at dinner at Jessica's getting straight A's,

433
00:36:46.449 --> 00:36:52.809
but says grades aren't that important.
Six Times five. What is it?

434
00:36:53.010 --> 00:36:59.449
But doesn't know it's foot. It's
funny. Neither do I start.

435
00:36:59.530 --> 00:37:05.239
I've yeah, I'm read out.
Are you? I'm I'm pretty good.

436
00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:09.039
Yeah, yeah, couldn't. I
can't. I just can't. I'm going

437
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:16.909
to fingers, you know, from
black burn. Not Be too many fingers.

438
00:37:22.829 --> 00:37:27.190
Sorry that you're not. No,
you know, I've meant said Burnley.

439
00:37:28.110 --> 00:37:31.980
Okay, we cut. We Burnley
or Burnley white lives matter. Yeah,

440
00:37:32.059 --> 00:37:37.099
we'll never forget that. The rest
of the classroom. I've forgot about

441
00:37:38.539 --> 00:37:43.340
it. Don't know what that's about. During the during the black lives matter

442
00:37:43.500 --> 00:37:51.489
protests and players taking the knee in
football, some racist asshole Burnley Fan decided

443
00:37:51.730 --> 00:37:55.010
to fly a plane, to pay
to get a plane to fly a message

444
00:37:55.210 --> 00:37:59.679
above the Burnley game that said Burnley, white life. That says. It

445
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:05.039
said White Life matter, Burnley.
That was it. What those yeah,

446
00:38:05.920 --> 00:38:08.000
was he was heat? Was Was
it easy part of the White Lives Matter

447
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:13.469
Burnley Movement? Or is he telling
Burnley that white lives matter? Either way,

448
00:38:13.469 --> 00:38:15.869
I think he might might not be
allowed back to the football and I

449
00:38:15.909 --> 00:38:22.949
think he's had twitter taking off of
him, which good. Yeah, so

450
00:38:22.030 --> 00:38:25.989
you had forgot about it. Good, that Houston life not even yeah,

451
00:38:27.380 --> 00:38:30.179
one thing that you didn't want to
do. Yeah, could. This is

452
00:38:30.260 --> 00:38:37.380
nation it all, but Bart doesn't
need numbers because he's going to be an

453
00:38:37.420 --> 00:38:42.329
Olympic gold medal rocket sledge champion.
Is it is? Rockets had an Olympics

454
00:38:42.409 --> 00:38:45.289
party. Probably is now. I
did have a look because I thought,

455
00:38:45.489 --> 00:38:51.690
who fucking knows these dates? No, it isn't yet. It isn't yet,

456
00:38:52.289 --> 00:38:55.519
but you would please have the rocket
sled is a rocket propelled sled that

457
00:38:55.599 --> 00:39:00.719
travels along rails and he's used to
study the effects of acceleration and D acceleration

458
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:06.079
and crash survival techniques. The newest
sport being added for Paris Two Thousand and

459
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:07.159
twenty four. If you see what
this is, ever you seen about this?

460
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:13.670
So we heard this. What is
it? Break Dancing? Right,

461
00:39:14.590 --> 00:39:17.429
you don't. Thanks. Your face
says. Your face says more than words

462
00:39:17.469 --> 00:39:22.230
ever could to did I have that? Yeah, the don't. Rugby League.

463
00:39:22.630 --> 00:39:27.980
Yeah, that rugby seven. Heavens
found out that he's watchable seven.

464
00:39:28.179 --> 00:39:31.340
Yeah, but the APRIAT dancing.
Now, break dancing. I've Gone Mad.

465
00:39:31.699 --> 00:39:36.099
I cure you. Officially the most
northern man in the world. Are

466
00:39:36.099 --> 00:39:38.570
you going to want to shove ep
me and all that? Still okay,

467
00:39:39.170 --> 00:39:45.809
Olympic still could. I'd be Daf
in that, and that would be yeah,

468
00:39:45.849 --> 00:39:50.250
I mean, well, it's going
to be Great Britain and Holland in

469
00:39:50.289 --> 00:39:55.320
it as darts, maybe, I
maybe Australia. Yeah, Canada jump jump

470
00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:59.599
ut yeah, okay, I I'll
let you. I'll let you have that.

471
00:39:59.920 --> 00:40:02.519
I but I thought you. I
think you're I think your kind of

472
00:40:02.599 --> 00:40:13.070
Olympics would basically be Fred Truman bar
indoor league. I'll set they were's pipe

473
00:40:13.150 --> 00:40:19.190
on and he's he's Jug a beer
in this films to test wickets. Now

474
00:40:19.309 --> 00:40:24.059
that's laugh me will, will put
something in the show notes. Are On

475
00:40:24.539 --> 00:40:29.820
on twitter for that. Yeah,
so that's now. That's annoyed you.

476
00:40:29.900 --> 00:40:32.059
I'm actually to go back because I
did miss a couple of things this and

477
00:40:32.139 --> 00:40:36.809
I sent to you off the air. That homer is homer doesn't have a

478
00:40:36.849 --> 00:40:39.409
lot of like hasn't got a storyline
in this bit, but everything he says

479
00:40:39.409 --> 00:40:43.969
he's brilliant, and I mean absolutely
great. There is this bit. I

480
00:40:44.050 --> 00:40:47.530
can't believe our boys going on his
first little medally, but things. Yeah,

481
00:40:49.170 --> 00:40:52.480
he starts with sunrise sunset, which
is a song from the musical fiddler

482
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:54.480
on the roof. You should watch
fiddle on the rooftop, whether you like

483
00:40:54.559 --> 00:41:00.280
musicals or not. That's a great
film. It's a fantastic film. Next

484
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.039
up is cats in the cradle,
one thousand nine hundred seventy four, song

485
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:05.989
about not spending time with your kid
and then when you kid grows up,

486
00:41:05.989 --> 00:41:07.349
you don't want to spend time with
you. So if you've got kids,

487
00:41:07.510 --> 00:41:13.030
be a good dad, spend some
time with your yeah, inducted into the

488
00:41:13.070 --> 00:41:16.110
Grammy Hall of fame in Two Thousand
and eleven. I just can't be the

489
00:41:16.349 --> 00:41:22.820
the ugly kids. You're called the
two. Yeah, it was a bit

490
00:41:22.860 --> 00:41:27.059
of a bag here. And finally, yes, we have no bananas,

491
00:41:27.420 --> 00:41:30.619
which is a major hit in one
thousand nine hundred and twenty three, apparently.

492
00:41:30.659 --> 00:41:34.289
Yeah, I mean I was surprised
that there was such thing is as

493
00:41:34.369 --> 00:41:37.849
hits in eight hundred twenty three.
Well, there's no such thing as charts.

494
00:41:37.889 --> 00:41:39.889
There was no, there was no
charts only, yeah, the UK.

495
00:41:40.090 --> 00:41:43.449
Yeah, I don't know about the
US. Now there was. There

496
00:41:43.530 --> 00:41:49.079
was no charts until I think,
forty of s but obviously you know if

497
00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:54.519
it's a popular song music. Yeah, absolutely, a Vord of vaudeville classic.

498
00:41:54.880 --> 00:42:00.829
On the subject, do you know
die dot Tom Singer? Yes,

499
00:42:01.269 --> 00:42:07.429
yeah, yeah, yes, and
she won't eat BANANDA's because she fears potassium

500
00:42:07.510 --> 00:42:13.429
poisoning. Wow, you go.
However, she's a bit short of the

501
00:42:13.510 --> 00:42:15.860
mark, because you probably need about
four hundred bananas a day to build up

502
00:42:15.900 --> 00:42:22.340
the kind of potassium levels that kill
you. So just cut come I don't

503
00:42:22.380 --> 00:42:30.250
have a banana. Possibly I've given
this a lot of thought. Maybe should

504
00:42:30.250 --> 00:42:32.730
have done a bit more of that. Why did you find that out?

505
00:42:35.130 --> 00:42:38.610
It's like, in fact, after
things. It's something I've known for years.

506
00:42:39.530 --> 00:42:45.360
It's a certain exper to use in
every situation. It's kind of thing

507
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:50.880
that for mom and dad have an
argument, mom comes out. I don't

508
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:53.480
have an argument. She'll just say
something like that. I'm a daddles.

509
00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:57.440
How do you know that? And
we'll just say it's a non fact.

510
00:43:00.230 --> 00:43:04.429
It's like this. Ten, ten
million bicycles in Beijing. It's a fact.

511
00:43:04.469 --> 00:43:07.150
It's a thing which actually isn't a
fact, that ten million bicycles in

512
00:43:07.190 --> 00:43:13.219
Beijing, which I learned for a
previous episode of Film podcast. Lying Bitch,

513
00:43:13.340 --> 00:43:16.340
Katie Melua. I'm sure she's very
nice. She did did she know?

514
00:43:16.420 --> 00:43:19.820
I fint know a thing on did
she not do? Did she not

515
00:43:19.940 --> 00:43:24.699
do the first GIG under the sea? I'm like some sort of Dome homer

516
00:43:24.739 --> 00:43:29.329
would have been delighted to. Okay, Malue, we're going to live under

517
00:43:29.369 --> 00:43:37.329
the sea. That's your idea for
everything home. Yeah, the deepest concert

518
00:43:37.570 --> 00:43:43.320
food to the free meets bloss you
have a whole deep discutage. Got Boje

519
00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:54.789
fucked a gas wig off the cost
of bet again, gas rig. Yeahs

520
00:43:54.829 --> 00:43:59.190
like a grim job done. The
kick on the rig. He came out

521
00:43:59.190 --> 00:44:05.909
show Youtube. C up for that
one. She's not a nine and nine

522
00:44:05.949 --> 00:44:08.510
million by calls. Is a time
as well. Oh, no, I

523
00:44:08.590 --> 00:44:15.059
know, it's a thought. Was
Ten. That was ten right on the

524
00:44:15.099 --> 00:44:21.699
rags. Friggin on the RIGGIN.
No, we'd nothing those to do.

525
00:44:21.940 --> 00:44:28.489
I know for Nanas. And then
this get the Gut after the dinner.

526
00:44:28.530 --> 00:44:32.289
Do Bouts kicked out because he's was
telling the story about something he watched on

527
00:44:32.409 --> 00:44:37.170
Fox. Yeah, Ribald, no
doubt, nice use of the word Randy.

528
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.920
Yeah, and the character Martin.
Did you know what this was?

529
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:45.719
No, I didn't. There's a
TV show from nine two hundred and ninety

530
00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:51.559
six which was a vehicle for Martin
Lawrence. You know him from bad boys.

531
00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:58.110
Hundred and thirty two episodes. Billion
you go, and that's that's what

532
00:44:58.150 --> 00:45:02.750
is Randy's that movement of the hands. Yeah, and as the as they

533
00:45:02.789 --> 00:45:07.260
kicked him out, it says,
I've never heard subcrituitous use of the word

534
00:45:07.340 --> 00:45:14.619
but he's going, but, but, but, it's great. Yeah,

535
00:45:14.900 --> 00:45:19.500
and then jessicallect bad, because he's
bad. Yeah, absolutely. All like

536
00:45:19.659 --> 00:45:22.849
bad boys, don't they? Bad
Boys, bad boys. What you're going

537
00:45:22.889 --> 00:45:24.570
to do? Should Love Martin.
Then it's he's the boy at bad boys

538
00:45:24.769 --> 00:45:29.409
about to the bone. Honey.
Yeah, I told the REV I was

539
00:45:29.409 --> 00:45:31.969
go at the root, Samer,
prayers, the yeah, and yeah,

540
00:45:32.090 --> 00:45:37.840
smart, beautiful underliars. Time it's
better than Sarah Plain and tall. Now,

541
00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:42.599
poor Sarah Plaine and tall. She
was indeed very plain and she could

542
00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:46.440
see over that fence. YEA,
all right. Yeah, I didn't know

543
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:51.269
much about Sarah Plane and till did
you? I didn't until I looked it

544
00:45:51.309 --> 00:45:52.429
up. Did you do any looking
up this one? I just saw that

545
00:45:52.670 --> 00:45:59.070
it was a book from the it
is. That's right, Patricia McLaughlin.

546
00:45:59.230 --> 00:46:02.909
Now get a load of this basic
synopsis. The story set in the midwestern

547
00:46:02.949 --> 00:46:08.340
United States during the late nineteenth century. Jacob witting, a widowed farmer who

548
00:46:08.420 --> 00:46:12.739
is still saddened by the death of
his wife during childbirth several years before,

549
00:46:13.019 --> 00:46:15.940
finds the task of taking care of
his farm and two children, Ann are

550
00:46:15.980 --> 00:46:19.090
and Caleb. It's too difficult to
handle alone. So we writes it that

551
00:46:19.210 --> 00:46:23.449
in the newspaper for a male order
bride, Sarah Wheaton from main anceers is

552
00:46:23.489 --> 00:46:32.239
at and travels out to become his
wife. What I mean? Not?

553
00:46:32.360 --> 00:46:36.639
Why? What? What? No, it's not what I expected be that.

554
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:39.559
I thought it would be about schoolgirl
who was plain and a little bit

555
00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:45.480
taller than a classmates. Yeah,
that's that's I thought. Man, they

556
00:46:45.800 --> 00:46:49.630
do this, they go under this
no lawyer in sign which I which are

557
00:46:49.630 --> 00:46:52.789
quite liked, and all this is
kind of to the music from it's very

558
00:46:52.829 --> 00:46:58.349
similar kind of music to that Dick
Dale bit of music from pup fiction,

559
00:46:58.909 --> 00:47:00.659
which I assume is the one film
we're talking about today that you've seen.

560
00:47:01.980 --> 00:47:04.699
In my head I thought, is
that must? I thought, is that

561
00:47:04.739 --> 00:47:12.099
must of our dogs us it put
fiction, but I've I've kindid. I've

562
00:47:12.099 --> 00:47:15.530
seen put fiction, but years years, like twenty years ago. So I

563
00:47:15.570 --> 00:47:19.010
do need to watch it. You've
taken the list. I know you do

564
00:47:19.050 --> 00:47:22.489
need to watch it. against its
rare it's fantastic. Remember it. It's

565
00:47:22.489 --> 00:47:27.809
ageless. It's absolutely timeless. I
liked the fact that we're eating ice cream

566
00:47:27.809 --> 00:47:30.199
in front of this this jam,
all these people on there, and I

567
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:36.280
was watching this on the treadmill a
day as well. So yeah, quite

568
00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:40.440
that. It's the next day and
Bart's talks, basically saying you wouldn't think

569
00:47:40.440 --> 00:47:45.269
a minister's daughter would be like that. And then he runs over and she's

570
00:47:45.349 --> 00:47:46.750
like, I'm I supposed to know
you? Who? Nelson? It's him

571
00:47:47.150 --> 00:47:58.309
for be smirching it. Yeah,
Girl's name. Yeah, she then apologizes.

572
00:47:58.510 --> 00:48:00.460
What's everyone's gone and says no one
can find out about it. And

573
00:48:00.500 --> 00:48:04.699
yes, Tom you're right. Then
go skateboarding and got kate parting. Well,

574
00:48:04.980 --> 00:48:07.099
they're about to skateboarding, but he
just needs a minute to new she

575
00:48:07.139 --> 00:48:10.300
kisses him. Now every edge to
do anything. Just give me two minutes.

576
00:48:10.340 --> 00:48:16.690
Yeah, now they God, this
really Steep Hill right, and I

577
00:48:17.130 --> 00:48:23.889
couldn't help but question is this,
is this forbidding widow's peak, Mr Plow,

578
00:48:24.250 --> 00:48:29.159
because that was quite high up as
well. Yeah, the the geography

579
00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:35.039
of Springfield is just and there's a
lot to get head around. It's almost

580
00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:43.269
like it's not a real place.
The Mount Steep Hills Guard es union.

581
00:48:44.309 --> 00:48:49.150
Yeah, they head down and he's
going too fast. This is, if

582
00:48:49.150 --> 00:48:52.949
the road service may takes it integrity. I might hold on. Oil Truck.

583
00:48:53.750 --> 00:48:59.659
He goes over it and all these
ball bearings. She's nothing, this

584
00:49:00.300 --> 00:49:04.980
crashed glue truck. The glue slow
me down. It's guys know, that

585
00:49:05.059 --> 00:49:13.610
glowing going nowhere, prodding at it. Yeah, but something eventually does stop

586
00:49:13.650 --> 00:49:20.690
it. What is it? I
say, like an ant with some flower

587
00:49:20.769 --> 00:49:22.530
seed. Yeah, I thought it
might have been the caraway seed, but

588
00:49:22.690 --> 00:49:25.519
got stuck under his bridge work.
I could have been a coming back.

589
00:49:28.599 --> 00:49:32.800
Yeah, he hits that and it
gets him and then, oh no,

590
00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:39.829
there goes the glass all over him. Jessica pulls up and the noise.

591
00:49:40.110 --> 00:49:47.230
that the noise. He is perfect
and SIS noys there. But if bart

592
00:49:47.269 --> 00:49:52.349
had swallow some of that glory would
be dead because not poisoned, it would

593
00:49:52.389 --> 00:49:54.500
have glued. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, the fumes might have got

594
00:49:54.539 --> 00:50:00.539
him like snitting blue. Yeah,
absolutely, the chance of fine. I

595
00:50:00.619 --> 00:50:02.659
don't know if he do. You
still see people stiff in glue. I

596
00:50:02.699 --> 00:50:07.050
think the last time I saw someone
sniffing glue was the late nineties in Bradford.

597
00:50:07.090 --> 00:50:12.449
More parts. Everything for me is
about the late night is in Hamley.

598
00:50:12.570 --> 00:50:19.610
So was it? Was it outside
Mike's Carpets of the gyreary? It

599
00:50:19.690 --> 00:50:23.760
would know it. On Canal,
was it? Do you know I wouldn't

600
00:50:23.760 --> 00:50:29.800
spend the night sleeping under a bridget
army canal when I was homeless? Just

601
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:32.039
one night. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, one of the bridges there.

602
00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:37.630
Yeah, wow, that's bleak.
I got kicked out where I lived and

603
00:50:38.349 --> 00:50:43.510
had no way to go, so
slept under Septum of the bridge. But

604
00:50:43.789 --> 00:50:45.670
is, yeah, under a bag
of clothes. Went to work the next

605
00:50:45.710 --> 00:50:49.750
day. Got Shower at work.
Everybody wins, got share at work.

606
00:50:49.949 --> 00:50:53.099
Movement, SET STATE OF THE SOFA
for a couple of couple of days and

607
00:50:53.219 --> 00:51:00.260
found a new place. Hey,
the bleak world of living in Leeds.

608
00:51:00.420 --> 00:51:04.260
It's not all. It's not all
high rises in casinos. You know,

609
00:51:05.929 --> 00:51:12.969
I Enis. Yeah, that's it. Ivnix in. Alan Bennett. That

610
00:51:13.130 --> 00:51:16.969
was that was probably a bit more
Alan Ben it, wasn't it? He's

611
00:51:17.050 --> 00:51:28.679
from Hamley, from its yeah,
as he's man, never sit barts walking

612
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:32.150
back home. You don't see changing
Barts as much. New Glasses, which

613
00:51:32.269 --> 00:51:37.469
is one of the most memorable things. But he looks really sad. He's

614
00:51:37.510 --> 00:51:39.909
got the cat stuck to his back. No, something. I think something's

615
00:51:39.949 --> 00:51:47.900
bothering him. Probably misses his old
glasses delivery as well. Marge suggest that

616
00:51:47.940 --> 00:51:52.380
they could get involved with active more, with more of the things Bart likes

617
00:51:52.420 --> 00:51:57.179
to do, but she's worried about
what the mother in Him. Yeah,

618
00:51:57.219 --> 00:52:02.369
because then they'd get the chair.
It was what you meant, marge admitted

619
00:52:05.090 --> 00:52:13.050
absolutely love the now on that subject, on the subjective of getting the chair.

620
00:52:14.369 --> 00:52:16.639
Since two thousand and only fourteen death
row inmates have been executed in the

621
00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:22.480
electric chair. The most recent was
Robert Gleeson in Virginia January two thousand and

622
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:30.110
thirteen. The last people hanged in
Britain was thirteen of August, one thousand

623
00:52:30.150 --> 00:52:35.269
nine hundred and sixty four. Peter
Anthony Hallen was Alan. was hanged at

624
00:52:35.349 --> 00:52:40.070
Walton Prison, Liverpool Hey and Gwynn
Owen Evans at strange ways prison Manchester.

625
00:52:40.389 --> 00:52:45.420
She's like Manchester. She's got strange
ways for the murder of John Allen West,

626
00:52:45.539 --> 00:52:50.380
the last people's Cu Guinn Owen Evans. There you got one drop part

627
00:52:50.380 --> 00:52:59.130
of the UK here was wrapped him. Yeah, the highlands. Yeah.

628
00:53:01.929 --> 00:53:06.610
What's the most common is like lethal
injection. The most common where to?

629
00:53:06.889 --> 00:53:10.010
Yeah, yeah, there's issues,
there's issues with people. Yeah, there's

630
00:53:10.050 --> 00:53:14.320
issues with the other but there's a
couple of prisons, I was a couple

631
00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:20.039
of states where you're allowed to ask
for you you're allowed to say what type

632
00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:22.840
of death you want. So,
because there was there was a guy was

633
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:29.909
firing squads, there was a guy
for our fights. Got Please. Yeah,

634
00:53:30.429 --> 00:53:34.989
yeah, I mean that that keeps
that, that keeps the the arms,

635
00:53:35.070 --> 00:53:37.550
that keeps the arms dealers go into
it. Yes, I think,

636
00:53:37.829 --> 00:53:45.340
I think care would what happens.
I think leathal injection would probably be the

637
00:53:45.380 --> 00:53:49.579
best one. I probably just got
like, like, like vets, when

638
00:53:49.619 --> 00:53:52.619
they have to when they have to
beneath the size and they have to kill

639
00:53:52.619 --> 00:53:57.849
your pets. I think they're just
yeah, so, God, God,

640
00:53:58.730 --> 00:54:07.809
this is this is very bleak.
It is extremely yeah, so at School

641
00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:19.400
Jessica grabs parts hand and pulls the
pulls the fire alarm and they all have

642
00:54:19.559 --> 00:54:22.239
to leave. Willie, however,
has got to save the weed turtles.

643
00:54:22.599 --> 00:54:27.750
If I don't see if the weed
tells who, well, only for him

644
00:54:27.750 --> 00:54:30.710
to it seconds like come back out
the door with the the we tells.

645
00:54:30.869 --> 00:54:37.469
They were too quick for me.
Yeah, really, now, turtles and

646
00:54:37.550 --> 00:54:40.460
I remember this because there we you
were limited to what you could do with

647
00:54:40.579 --> 00:54:45.420
turtles in the in the S in
Britain and where you could buy them,

648
00:54:45.539 --> 00:54:49.460
because they all that Salmonella. Apparently
you can get Salmonella if you're bitten by

649
00:54:49.500 --> 00:54:53.369
a turtle. So Willie might die. Wow, this might kill, but

650
00:54:53.449 --> 00:54:59.329
it again continues to be very bleak
this to it. Yeah, yeah,

651
00:54:59.369 --> 00:55:01.889
Salmon Ella. That's a very in
you, Willie. Yeah, that's a

652
00:55:01.929 --> 00:55:07.440
very kind of a is Ns d
were sorry, yeah, when she wasn't

653
00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:14.679
shagging John Major. Yeah, I
mean, God, go to work on

654
00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:19.559
an egg or don't, because obviously
it's a fucking yeah, we don't do

655
00:55:19.719 --> 00:55:22.989
that. Yeah, I don't eat
eggs. Don't check John Major. John't

656
00:55:23.989 --> 00:55:29.389
be in the Conservative Party. Yeah, absolutely don't. Don't fuck miners and

657
00:55:29.590 --> 00:55:35.710
don't. Don't cheapen people's ice cream
experiences. You got those? Those are

658
00:55:35.739 --> 00:55:44.860
the lessons were learning today. But
always thought that jess cous so sweet.

659
00:55:45.460 --> 00:55:51.650
Yeah, she's like a milk dude
street on the outside poison on the inside.

660
00:55:51.889 --> 00:55:53.329
It's not. There's something we have. Is it milk duds? No,

661
00:55:53.570 --> 00:55:57.449
maybe in that little bit of TESCO
and they've got where they've got American,

662
00:55:57.489 --> 00:56:01.730
American things, but yeah, not, I very much. I mean

663
00:56:01.769 --> 00:56:07.199
the mail. Well, the probably
it's probably not real chocolate or anything,

664
00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:13.159
but yeah, probably not Vegan.
It's Caramel ball covered in chocolate. All

665
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:15.880
right, I caught it. The
call them duds when they made them back

666
00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:22.670
in the twenties because the idea was
to get a perfectly spherical bit of Caramel,

667
00:56:22.070 --> 00:56:24.630
but the couldn't quite do it,
so it was like it did.

668
00:56:25.670 --> 00:56:32.420
All Right, okay, and of
Conn Caramel milk in him. Right,

669
00:56:32.539 --> 00:56:37.300
okay, fair enough. I just
always thought milk duds with those foam milk

670
00:56:37.420 --> 00:56:42.780
bottles. You know, there you
getting Harror bus. You see that?

671
00:56:42.900 --> 00:56:46.530
I'd make too much sense, make
a lot of tight. Yeah, I

672
00:56:46.650 --> 00:56:52.730
thought the bell like that, like
Holle. Yeah, with that weird obviously

673
00:56:52.769 --> 00:56:58.530
don't test like milk. Milks horrible, but I I group. How's milk

674
00:56:59.650 --> 00:57:02.480
get gears? Some there old milk
as some only only I'll get to fuck.

675
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:07.039
Yeah, no, I agree absolutely. Now he thinks he can change

676
00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:12.199
her. The plan is put up
with a seven more years, will then

677
00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:15.239
get married and when the first baby
comes along she'll settle down and treat me

678
00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:20.829
right. Yeah, don't work.
Yeah, well, yeah, it's it's

679
00:57:20.869 --> 00:57:23.429
naive to think you can change a
person, says Lisa. Yeah, except

680
00:57:23.429 --> 00:57:27.590
for who they're buying the library.
Well, the boy in the library.

681
00:57:27.710 --> 00:57:30.900
And Realm it. She has this
flashback. Ralph, good do you have

682
00:57:30.099 --> 00:57:35.019
go dog go? And he's like
Cah, that's in juvenile. This is

683
00:57:35.099 --> 00:57:40.099
young adults. It's like well read
and just a little wild. Oh,

684
00:57:40.219 --> 00:57:46.889
if only someone could tame him.
Go Dog go is a one thousand nine

685
00:57:46.889 --> 00:57:52.809
hundred and sixty one children's book written
and illustrated by PD Eastman. Yeah,

686
00:57:52.929 --> 00:57:58.090
about dogs in racing cars. It's
like cats in bomber jackets. Yeah,

687
00:57:58.599 --> 00:58:02.599
that, it sounds brilliant. Just
it sounds like a Laura Fun actually,

688
00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:09.519
why? Ralph Getting Puss off that? Yeah, but decides that he's gonna.

689
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:13.429
He's gonna get through, if you
can get through this many days without

690
00:58:13.429 --> 00:58:15.909
sea. So each chalks off April, the first of June, the thirty

691
00:58:16.269 --> 00:58:21.630
right, and he kind of chalks
them all off this little kind of like

692
00:58:22.389 --> 00:58:28.019
musical sting, and then circles the
first one. Basically it's day one.

693
00:58:29.500 --> 00:58:35.980
I'm sorry, but it's time for
church and we get a due out of

694
00:58:36.059 --> 00:58:39.260
bar as well, which I really
liked. Yeah, why would you start

695
00:58:39.300 --> 00:58:44.849
on a Sunday, Bart of all, the day start Monday. That's the

696
00:58:44.969 --> 00:58:47.969
month. Well, yeah, I
guess so, as their war. Looking

697
00:58:49.090 --> 00:58:52.849
to the church, he can hear
the singing. It's beautiful choral singing.

698
00:58:52.489 --> 00:58:57.480
Bart be strong. Oh She's drawing
me with a beautiful sirens song. Opens

699
00:58:57.519 --> 00:59:02.199
the door and it's who is Mr
Ned funders. Is Beautiful Voice. And

700
00:59:04.199 --> 00:59:09.070
outside the Church the sign is evil
women in history. All right, well,

701
00:59:09.110 --> 00:59:16.949
strong Jezebel to Janet Rhino, see
street port wit. Are you worried

702
00:59:17.150 --> 00:59:28.619
history? I've done Yorkshire Jazz about. She was some some last in the

703
00:59:28.659 --> 00:59:35.659
Bible. Who? But I think
she's probably just quite assertive and taught about

704
00:59:35.659 --> 00:59:40.730
two men. So she's seen it. She'd get an all right, I'd

705
00:59:40.730 --> 00:59:44.449
quite like that. I have a
lot time for Jezebel. If that's a

706
00:59:44.489 --> 00:59:49.050
attitude, we're like, we're like
a fist, yea work. The term

707
00:59:49.130 --> 00:59:57.039
Jezebel was used as a stereotype of
sexually voracious, press commit promiscuous black women,

708
00:59:57.480 --> 01:00:01.719
as a counter image to the demure
Victorian Lady. But this, this

709
01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:06.519
is really bleak as well. It
kind of ended up being as a as

710
01:00:06.599 --> 01:00:12.550
a kind of an excuse for sexual
assault stuff against black women at the age

711
01:00:12.550 --> 01:00:15.989
of slavery. It's like, Oh, well, you know, that's that's

712
01:00:15.070 --> 01:00:17.630
their nature and we're asking for it
and that kind of thing. So,

713
01:00:17.670 --> 01:00:22.380
yeah, that's definically isn't it?
Yeah, it's a little bit grim.

714
01:00:23.300 --> 01:00:31.820
Janet Reno Reino was the Attorney General
in the Clinton administration, but I didn't

715
01:00:31.820 --> 01:00:39.289
really know much about it. But
then that Clinton think John. Of No,

716
01:00:39.610 --> 01:00:44.570
I wasn't seeing. I was going
with I was going with Kangakodos and

717
01:00:44.650 --> 01:00:51.159
I think you've gone with you've gone
with desmonds. With it's very much thought

718
01:00:51.559 --> 01:00:57.519
we're seeing. Is the collection player
around Church again. Question puts the collection

719
01:00:57.599 --> 01:01:00.840
plates coming around. What are you
putting in it? Oh, shaken bake

720
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:08.269
voucher, thirty cents half. Yeah, I mean I would always I would

721
01:01:08.309 --> 01:01:12.510
put money in, you know,
absolutely. Yeah, especially if I was

722
01:01:12.590 --> 01:01:15.349
visited a church, as we discussed
in the previous episode, I think was

723
01:01:15.469 --> 01:01:20.659
it even had flunders. But tithing, it's it's meant to be a tenthive,

724
01:01:20.739 --> 01:01:27.980
you income off the top. Yeah, you know what you know what

725
01:01:28.059 --> 01:01:31.860
share can back is? I assumed
it was some sort of cooking thing.

726
01:01:32.010 --> 01:01:35.889
Is it? Is it like a
is it? Is it like A.

727
01:01:36.250 --> 01:01:38.090
is it like Maggie's? One of
those bags of stuff where you put your

728
01:01:38.090 --> 01:01:40.889
meat in it and then you put
ye like bread crumbs? Yeah, right,

729
01:01:42.010 --> 01:01:45.889
okay, which we learn another episode, kind of which from homer.

730
01:01:45.530 --> 01:01:49.960
Are The food critic one. Yeah, it puts it in his coffee.

731
01:01:50.559 --> 01:01:57.880
It's just put it in his coffee. Yeah, get slid sid that baking

732
01:01:57.920 --> 01:02:04.909
a homeboy. Yeah, and of
course homer says we can afford it,

733
01:02:04.989 --> 01:02:13.469
we're blessed, which he but Bart
explace Jessica. They can't keep doing this.

734
01:02:13.710 --> 01:02:15.820
She says, I've been too reckless. I'm going to settle down,

735
01:02:15.219 --> 01:02:19.420
and she dumps the collection money in
there because she needs money to start a

736
01:02:19.500 --> 01:02:27.139
new life. HMM. And then
she runs off and Bart gets caught with

737
01:02:27.219 --> 01:02:31.530
the empty collection plate, but gets
fingered. It does get fingers. He

738
01:02:31.809 --> 01:02:40.889
shouts. What is it? A
UNITARIAN? Yeah, child, and then

739
01:02:42.650 --> 01:02:46.280
but runs for the runs for the
window, jumps out the window and then

740
01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:50.519
after he's got at the window,
homer's stop him. He's headed for the

741
01:02:50.599 --> 01:02:57.199
window. Yeah, which we know. HOMER's reaction times aren't great because in

742
01:02:57.360 --> 01:03:01.590
the in the springfield files episode to
wait with their wait hours for his knee

743
01:03:01.670 --> 01:03:07.230
ago. It's reflex. And Yeah, I like that. I like the

744
01:03:07.309 --> 01:03:09.949
bit after with home asking if it's
all you need to do is look me

745
01:03:10.030 --> 01:03:14.019
in the eye, tell me that
you didn't take the hope you money,

746
01:03:14.500 --> 01:03:16.300
and that's act what he does share. How can you let me of the

747
01:03:16.340 --> 01:03:21.139
eye lie like that? If he
didn't hit them money, why was he

748
01:03:21.219 --> 01:03:25.699
wearing those funcy cause because that's really
rested church. Oh, how convenient.

749
01:03:28.250 --> 01:03:30.170
I like that. That's very similar
to Oh, it's wrapped up like in

750
01:03:30.289 --> 01:03:37.570
a nice little package. How convenient. Yeah, and then, yeah,

751
01:03:38.329 --> 01:03:45.400
have people shouting him in the street. Now it starts with Crook and thief

752
01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:49.920
and then possibly the best one still
in one for the test. I can

753
01:03:50.000 --> 01:04:00.230
play. She's brilliant. That's just
brilliant. But talks to Jessica about it.

754
01:04:00.309 --> 01:04:02.670
If you care for me, you
should come forward. Oh, it's

755
01:04:02.710 --> 01:04:06.989
because I care for you that I
can't come forward. What this is our

756
01:04:08.070 --> 01:04:11.500
just don't feel like it. You're
beautiful, but you're not very nice.

757
01:04:11.659 --> 01:04:19.260
I think we've all known girls like
HMM Lisa heads up to the tree house,

758
01:04:19.699 --> 01:04:24.059
and that's where Bart is. It's
my only refuge from the taunts and

759
01:04:24.099 --> 01:04:31.289
accusations of the toadspoonful and he's just
but why is bark got a blind in

760
01:04:31.409 --> 01:04:40.599
the tree out she's a criminal mastermind. She's got an Iq of a hundred

761
01:04:40.599 --> 01:04:43.760
and eight. She reads a fifth
grade level and a hair smells like red

762
01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:46.320
fruit loops. Well, I eat
fruit loops for breakfast. It is a

763
01:04:46.360 --> 01:04:53.190
great line. Yeah, a foot
loops. It's I think it's like she

764
01:04:53.949 --> 01:04:57.789
e color terriers. Yeah, I
think so. Probably don't have any fruit

765
01:04:57.869 --> 01:05:00.710
in them. No, no,
absolutely, and all the sugar. And

766
01:05:01.789 --> 01:05:09.380
next week at Church they're taking precautions
with the collection and they've basically got Bart

767
01:05:09.460 --> 01:05:16.340
in this Hannibal lectus outfit, which
is Great. Lisa Simpson reads the Reading

768
01:05:16.780 --> 01:05:20.300
for she can, she says,
does the Bible Not Teachers? Judge not,

769
01:05:20.530 --> 01:05:25.570
lest ye be judged, love joy
says. I think it might be

770
01:05:25.690 --> 01:05:32.809
somewhere in the back. Yeah,
yeah, everyone coming to terms with their

771
01:05:33.730 --> 01:05:43.199
previous sins. Yeah, skinner smell
to marijuana smoking Vietnam, seem Abe was

772
01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:45.960
the one that canceled star Trek and
Hibbitt left his poor skeys inside. Mrs

773
01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:55.030
Click for I'd remembered this as being
Abe saying that he was the Limburg baby,

774
01:05:55.230 --> 01:05:58.909
but that's obviously not this. That's
something ever one there. I'll google.

775
01:05:58.949 --> 01:06:04.380
Gaga, Lisa says, you know, it's the collection. When he

776
01:06:04.420 --> 01:06:06.820
thief, only you can conform.
And then this just is it, Jessicaus

777
01:06:06.900 --> 01:06:13.340
like like gritting. To carry on. By the way, the proverb of

778
01:06:13.539 --> 01:06:18.050
judging or be not judged is matthew
seven one. So it is two words.

779
01:06:18.050 --> 01:06:21.570
The back absolutely is towards the backs. And, as we know,

780
01:06:21.809 --> 01:06:24.929
in the Bible, or certainly is. I know the Bible, all the

781
01:06:24.969 --> 01:06:28.690
good stuffs at the front, all
the turning people into pillars of salt and

782
01:06:28.969 --> 01:06:32.519
HMM, try people and all that
kind of stuff in the all all the

783
01:06:32.559 --> 01:06:36.519
stuff we learned at school was at
the back. Yeah, Gospels of Matthew

784
01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:45.760
Mark Looking Job, that's right,
mathew eleven one. Absolutely, and Jesus,

785
01:06:46.670 --> 01:06:49.750
annoying Jesus. How the fuck do
magnets work? It's one of my

786
01:06:49.909 --> 01:06:54.750
favorite that means magnets. How the
fuck do they work? PISS OFF,

787
01:06:54.750 --> 01:06:59.550
Jesus. I'm trying to teach.
Always he the magnets. It's always a

788
01:06:59.630 --> 01:07:05.820
magnets. So yeah, certainly you
find the money in the little girl in

789
01:07:05.980 --> 01:07:16.489
her room, to the Little Girl
Room where the Jacob. I'm why is

790
01:07:16.610 --> 01:07:20.409
more allowed in a little girl bedroom
of all people? Yeah, keep him

791
01:07:20.449 --> 01:07:25.050
out, but yeah, find the
money, and Mostays it does. It

792
01:07:25.130 --> 01:07:30.400
smells like church, of course it
does. Bit Chit, I do Associated

793
01:07:30.440 --> 01:07:33.760
Church. She's with a smell.
Right, so that's probably like to much

794
01:07:33.760 --> 01:07:40.960
to do with the intense and death
candles. And Yeah, not bookering choirboys.

795
01:07:42.199 --> 01:07:45.349
Right, okay, now it's interesting. That's interesting. You, being

796
01:07:45.389 --> 01:07:47.949
a Catholic, of course, would
have that viewpoint. Yeah, it's lapsed.

797
01:07:49.989 --> 01:07:54.230
Yeah, he can't, you can't, you can't get it out of

798
01:07:54.309 --> 01:08:00.260
there. The guilt still hangs over
me. Rachel says the same. Feels

799
01:08:00.260 --> 01:08:02.699
guilty. I don't know why.
She was a kid, but turns out

800
01:08:02.739 --> 01:08:08.579
Jessica was expelled. And this is
the other this is the other great delivery.

801
01:08:08.619 --> 01:08:13.570
She's gonna Remember the Pipe Bomb Lee
Club, the school chapel collection played.

802
01:08:13.690 --> 01:08:16.770
She's cut it talking and exploding toilets. Dad, here I am Dad,

803
01:08:16.930 --> 01:08:21.529
but at least bringing in the see
is bringing in the sheet. Did

804
01:08:21.569 --> 01:08:25.970
you know what's about bringing in the
sheave? I don't know. It's a

805
01:08:26.250 --> 01:08:31.279
popular American Gospel so you this.
It's quite a direct from wikipedia again,

806
01:08:32.359 --> 01:08:39.520
popular American Gospel Song used almost exclusively
by Protestant Christians. Know it, then,

807
01:08:39.680 --> 01:08:41.869
is what you're saying? Well,
I'm going to say the American bit.

808
01:08:43.909 --> 01:08:45.949
So yeah, it's one of those
that you do know that, you've

809
01:08:45.989 --> 01:08:48.630
heard, you know, you know, you know the song. We should

810
01:08:48.630 --> 01:08:53.229
be rejoicing bringing in the she said, I don't know. When I heard

811
01:08:53.229 --> 01:08:55.859
him singing that, I was like, ute is catchy, it is catchy.

812
01:08:55.979 --> 01:09:04.220
Who felt was like the the as
the etinue doing there. We should

813
01:09:04.220 --> 01:09:12.329
be rejoicing jagging someone's cousin. I
can't remember the last thing that happened in

814
01:09:12.369 --> 01:09:15.569
the arches that I can remember.
I've watched out listen to it decades.

815
01:09:15.329 --> 01:09:21.210
That is the acts and Jeffrey Archer. WHO's your favorite? More to see

816
01:09:21.529 --> 01:09:28.359
powers. WHO's your favorite? Lord? Is it of the dance? Are

817
01:09:28.600 --> 01:09:32.039
the fly of the flies? That's
the other one. Well done anyway,

818
01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:39.510
Jessica. But comes it comes across
Jessica as she is scrubbing the church steps.

819
01:09:41.069 --> 01:09:43.149
He says, I've learned a lot. I'm a little bit wiser,

820
01:09:43.189 --> 01:09:45.869
a little less naive. She says, I learned I can make men do

821
01:09:45.949 --> 01:09:49.189
whatever I want. You haven't learn
anything at all. But why don't you

822
01:09:49.189 --> 01:09:54.340
finish scrubbing these steps with me.
She does. And then the boy from

823
01:09:54.420 --> 01:10:00.939
the library, yeah, rides up
on on a chopper, still a choppers

824
01:10:00.979 --> 01:10:04.420
in the in the S, in
the US. We certainly did timeless.

825
01:10:04.460 --> 01:10:10.649
Yeah, and they ride off and
he's like, it's amazing what some women

826
01:10:10.689 --> 01:10:13.409
will do for a pretty face.
Not Me. Wait, so she sees

827
01:10:13.409 --> 01:10:17.609
the second rate job I do on
these stairs. The last laugh. Yeah,

828
01:10:17.930 --> 01:10:23.840
I really ectored, because that's the
end of its great pick. That,

829
01:10:24.039 --> 01:10:29.680
tom well done, fantastic pick,
really, really good. And boy,

830
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the crap we came up with.
Yeah, certainly squeeze that every yeah,

831
01:10:33.760 --> 01:10:41.510
that's bit of fun. And the
rest, but possibly our longest episode

832
01:10:41.510 --> 01:10:43.390
yet. Will love it. Will
love a look what it looks like in

833
01:10:43.510 --> 01:10:45.430
post. Yeah, do some do
some good editing, please, mark,

834
01:10:46.789 --> 01:10:49.699
take take a lot of stuff out
that you don't people to it. That's

835
01:10:49.779 --> 01:10:54.619
fine, and I thank you very
much for editing as well. No,

836
01:10:54.779 --> 01:10:57.500
it's all right. I'm only doing
it until I can, until I get

837
01:10:57.539 --> 01:11:00.699
the chance to teach you how to
do it. Put will well, I'll

838
01:11:00.779 --> 01:11:11.170
shast it, I'm sure it.
I'll did its too. Damn hot to

839
01:11:11.289 --> 01:11:15.729
the CABAN islands. Yeah, brilliant, really enjoyed that. Tell us,

840
01:11:15.130 --> 01:11:17.960
listeners, anything that you think we've
missed. Tell us an episode that you

841
01:11:18.039 --> 01:11:24.880
think we should cover. You can
get us on the twitters. We are

842
01:11:25.159 --> 01:11:30.920
every Simpson pod. Yeah, and
that's right. You go work good a

843
01:11:30.960 --> 01:11:34.029
right as twice on every sing chunk
hard, every everything, every Simpson pod,

844
01:11:34.270 --> 01:11:40.710
Singular Simpson where Tom and I take
it in terms of post crap and

845
01:11:41.350 --> 01:11:45.229
you you can. You can interact
with us there, and that's pretty much

846
01:11:45.270 --> 01:11:45.789
it. That's the end place.
You need to act with us. Please

847
01:11:45.869 --> 01:11:49.699
give our other podcast lesson hundred things
we learned from film, where myself and

848
01:11:50.100 --> 01:11:55.739
John Pick up a different film every
week and try and learn a hundred things.

849
01:11:56.220 --> 01:12:01.010
We're currently going through our month of
Oscar winning films, or Oscar winning

850
01:12:01.130 --> 01:12:05.970
role us. Certainly, so join
us for forrest gump. We are talking

851
01:12:06.569 --> 01:12:10.489
training. Davis is not in his
because I remember, and we're going to

852
01:12:10.529 --> 01:12:14.569
be talking at my cousin Vinnie at
some point and the use which will be,

853
01:12:14.729 --> 01:12:17.800
which will be? Yeah, it's
a great scripts. Is there is

854
01:12:17.840 --> 01:12:21.199
John? Is John Back in the
pot? He is? Yeah, he's

855
01:12:21.239 --> 01:12:24.560
back. He's back and all brand
new. Come on her, that's all

856
01:12:24.600 --> 01:12:29.079
right. Yeah, he's he's backs
is backs better, he's back. We've

857
01:12:29.479 --> 01:12:32.869
we've got as this goes live,
we will be live with our trading day

858
01:12:32.909 --> 01:12:35.590
episode. So, yeah, he's
lovely us, back to his best.

859
01:12:36.189 --> 01:12:40.710
Hear it. Do you want to
say goodbye to the people and any other

860
01:12:40.829 --> 01:12:45.340
things? I don't know that you
might want to say all. Well,

861
01:12:45.819 --> 01:12:48.779
if you've met it this far,
well done and thank you. Thank you

862
01:12:48.819 --> 01:12:54.979
for listening. Hope you enjoyed it
as much as I did. And Yeah,

863
01:12:55.460 --> 01:13:00.770
hopefully the wart be as long to
it till the next episode. So,

864
01:13:00.050 --> 01:13:05.729
yeah, thank you very much everyone, and goodbye from me. It's

865
01:13:05.729 --> 01:13:09.970
goodbye from him. Yeah, and
we'll be back in a couple of weeks

866
01:13:10.010 --> 01:13:16.439
time with another episode, somehow pressing
and I'm sure talking about all the nonsense

867
01:13:16.840 --> 01:13:20.760
that we learned from the simpsons.
See Ye, goodbye.